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What are your preferred size boobs? Twelve and a half... oh, wait! That's my prefered boot size.

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Tropical storm Beryl just visited us here in Florida. A window leak resulted in wet carpet. What to do? Is this for a professional? First suck the water up with a wet-vac (or steam cleaner) then pull the carpet and pad back away from the wet aera and dry with a fan. Try to get a good air flow completely under the rug until dry. Good luck. BTW Where are you? We got a few feeder bands here in Cocoa Beach but nothing that would make the windows leak.

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If God can prevent evil, then how do you explain the Star Wars prequels? I can't. I am at a loss...

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If God can prevent evil, then how do you explain the Star Wars prequels? I can't. I am at a loss...

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Die quickly vs. fade away? I want to go out the same way I came in. Kicking and screaming and covered in blood.

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How big a part does Vodou play in your life? I've got a chicken foot and some rum within reach right now.

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When should you not apologize for something you've done? Anytime you've done the right thing.

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Have you ever wondered if you look like the Mailman or the Milkman? We also had a bread man...

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How can I learn to draw like Gustave Dore? I just right click, save picture as...

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If you went to a psychic and she was really hot...would you be more inclined to believe her? Naw, there's a really hot psychic down the street from my house with a sign in the window that reads "Going out of business". Shouldn't she have seen that coming?

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What do you think about the Government trying to poison our air? That's nothing! I want them to admit they faked the moon landing!

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what was your longest journey? from where to where? Indianapolis, Indiana to Kampong Thom, Cambodia. 8751.8 miles "as the crow flys."

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What is the greatest sport in the world? Beer pong.

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Name one positive thing about Africa It's not France.

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Birthers! I get it! Birthers are mirthers. It was a big joke and they just were seeing how many folks they could con. Were you one? No Rosie, I don't think you do get it.

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How come people so easily forget that Obama didn't create the mess he was given? I don't believe people forgot anything. They certainly didn't forget some of the campaign promises he made but couldn't deliver on. That's not his fault though. I believe President Obama is doing the best job he knows how to do. Therein lies the problem. You must remember he was the junior senator from Illinois with no experience and questionable credentials. He was ill prepared for the job...

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What's so wrong with being the crazy cat lady? Nothing... right?

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Do you know anyone with the first and last name as your self? Yep. I have a cousin with the same first and last names.

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Are you free for the day? No, but I'm cheap and easy. :)

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Was Mark Zuckerberg's marriage a calculated scheme to drive up the price of Facebook stock? Of course, but it didn't work.

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Don't you think Mark Zuckerberg could have gotten a hotter wife? Seems like it, doesn't it?

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Hi all,I'm back after two weeks (almost) of hospitalisation,did you miss me? I did, and I hope your better soon. :)

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Three very different singers have just passed. Which one has touched your life the deepest ? How ? I loved disco. :)

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What are interracial couples called? People. Why won't you accept my friend request? You and Randy K are the only people that have refused.

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Do really believe that the best things in life are free? You can't buy love. The sunrise over the ocean. The smell of fresh cut grass. The sound of a babys laugh. The gleem in a young girls eye. Many of the best things in life are free. :)

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Can you not wait to spend the rest of your life with yourself ??? No I can't. :)

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What is the first song that comes to mind when i say "The Who"? Who are you. It's a love song. There's a place where I know you walked The love falls from the trees My heart is like a broken cup I only feel right on my knees I spill out like a sewer hole Yet still receive your kiss How can I measure up to anyone new After such a love as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5kmCgVhADY

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Being Agnostic is just an excuse to do as you please and thus sin. I take this agnostic thing as nonsense, you either believe or you don't. Nothing is certain outside of mathematics.

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if there was a pill that would take away all of your problems; physical, emotional, financial, all the negatives etc...would you risk it? Anything that good has to have some weird side effects. Anal leakage or something along those lines.

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Are you more "Old School" or are you "New School"/ "modern"? Old school with a splash of new school when the grandkids come by. :)

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On the grand scale of human achievement, what do you consider mankind's most profound accomplishment? Twinkies are pretty damn cool.

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I have been away from AB for several years, so what have I missed? Hi John, I imagine the looks of the place have changed. Points system may be different too. Lots of people gone. Lots of new ones. Welcome back.

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What will you pray for to Baby Jesus tonight before you lay your head down to sleep? Facebook stock.

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Good ole Drive Ins. Any memories worth sharing about the "Drive-in" theaters? Do clumsy teenage sexual experiences count? :)

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Will you be in the path/plan to see the solar eclipse tomorrow, May 20th, 2012? No, unfortunately where I am (Cocoa Beach) the sun will have just set. You in for a good show there?

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Are Education Standards Being Lowered Because Students Are Getting Dumber? The simple answer (and the truth of the matter) is that political correctness and multiculturalism have forced the educational system in this country to lower the bar so that they may perpetuate the myth that intellect across all spectrums is equal.

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Why are many mental institutions haunted? For the same reason that most UFO abductions take place in trailer courts. Location, location, location...

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How often do you use Instagram and Pinterest? Isn't the internet so wonderful with all these cool social media tools? They are truly wonderful and cool. I don't use any of them.

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Why did Jesus abandon you? I think he got upset with the way I was acting. (It wasn't an act.)

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If Answerbag were to give all AB members a gift what would you like it to be and why? Gun porn. I can't get enough of that stuff.

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Why my silly putty smell bad? It's spoiled. Throw it away and go buy some new silly putty.

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How can I not meet Rihanna? I don't have an answer, sorry. I'm just here because I don't want to meet her either and I'm looking for tips.

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Are you so nervous and stressed that you are about to throw up? No,... WHY?!?! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!?! Aw shit! Where's the Xanax?

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Where do I download the Google Android operating system for my Commodore 64? Have you tried the Commodore 64 website? http://www.commodoreusa.net/CUSA_C64.aspx

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Go to google.Type"your AB username" \space\ "on ANSWERBAG".what was the question in the first result¿ http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2472780 :)

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Oldest-known version of the Maya calendar has been discovered, nevermind, the world isn't ending after all, happy now? Oh sure, that's what they WANT you to believe.

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What is the best opening line from a rock song? (ok..any song..even country) Two trailer park girls go 'round the out side, 'round the outside, 'round the outside...

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Do you understand, I'm the Garbage Man? No, but don't let that stop you.

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if eminem died how will it effect you It would seem empty...

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Before the USPS shuts down, should we make sure all the workers' guns are taken away? Yes, and tell them its just a 30 day paid vacation.

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Do you like Stub Hub? Hun? What?

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Does anyone know any racist jokes against white people? What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA tour. Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow. What did they white guy do before his blood test? He studied. How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, white men will screw anything. What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl's ass! What does a white...

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What are all those creaking, popping noises emanating from you? My grandkids call them "old man noises". It's just the normal sounds around here.:)

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So what's the deal with Leonard Peltier? Depends on who you ask.

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Every state should have a "Stand Your Ground" law like florida.We can all carry guns and shoot whomever whenever. Slaughter/laughter? Well, I agree with the first sentence but I don't think you fully understand the law. This controversial law has drawn a great deal of criticism throughout the nation though it is somewhat misunderstood by the public. A full reading and review of the actual text of the law and the other laws it cites to (Florida Statutes 776.012, 776.013, 776.031) is needed to fully understand it. ...

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Is there a man-sized back scratcher? These wimpy little plactic ones won't do the job. I use a machete.

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Why does a cat cross the road ? Because its TOTALLY gay.

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Is there any remedies to help someone's memory improve? Anything guaranteed? I bought some Ginkgo biloba for that but I keep forgetting to take it.

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Do you know anything about Kondratii Selivanov? Let's see. A religious sect that is against sexual lust but is O.K. with sexual mutilation. It follows they would be celibate, right? I wonder why they all died out?

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Can a 16 year old mare legally date a 48 year old tortoise? Only with the proper permits and vaccinations.

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I am a straight guy but i really like the way thong panties feel, is it ok that i buy victoria secret thongs and wear them NO, you are NOT a straight guy and NO, it is NOT o.k. that you wear women's clothing. Now, go turn in your man card and get on with your perverted, sexually deviant life.

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The GOP doesn't trust science much. Does that mean there are no Republican scientists? If there are, don't they believe in what they do? Thats right Rosie. ALL scientist everywhere in the world are democrats. Do you see how absurd you sound? That's why the GOP doesn't trust you.

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Have you ever met/talked to a "spook" up close? (CIA/FBI/Secret Service...) Sure, lots of times. They are just like you or me only more so.

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Why do people report other people's questions just because they don't like or agree with them? Because they can? Welcome to "user moderation". A system designed to promote abuse and site owner condoned censorship. The simple answer is because that's the way AnswerBag wants it.

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Does yelling intimidate you? Why or why not? No, I'm not intimidated. I believe most people yell because of the frustration involved when they can't communicate the idea or thoughts they are trying to convey. I try to be understanding... well, that and I have a gun.

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What would you do if you were a muslim ? I don't know. Muslim... stuff?

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Can you justify your being ? Achievement validates existence.

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I want to become a Police Officer and I heard that I can get a ride along with a Officer to get a taste of the experience. Help please. Friends or family that are already in law enforcement are your best bet. You don't say how old you are but I'm pretty sure they will want you to be at least 18. If not you can ask at your local precinct about the police explorers program. Good luck.

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Criminal Justice, CNA, or medical transcriber? Or should you get your GED? ALL ONLINE!?!? Hells yeah! I gots my sossiate from Devry and my massers from Phinoics.

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If we need less people because of automation and technology, then why isn't birth control mandatory? Patience. We're working on that.

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Any measurement of time can be divided an infinite number of times, so does any exact time really exist? Or time itself? It exists but it's hard to define. It's a part of space and it's flexible. I guess that muddied it up nicely. My work here is done.

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If you could depend on folks to give a complete answer including the 'why' you wouldn't have to ask it. Why don't they always say why? Because.;)

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Do you think that peope who went to better universities are better than others? Of course! That's why they cost more.

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If Mr. Bill and the Pilsbury Dough Boy had a UFC match, who would win? I'll give you even odds Mr. Bill kicks that dough boys ass!

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Will the SUPERMOON last through the weekend? Nope. The full Moon has a reputation for trouble. (get it?) It raises high tides, it makes dogs howl, it wakes you up in the middle of the night with beams of moonlight stealing through drapes. If a moonbeam wakes you up on the night of May 5th, 2012, you might want to get out of bed and take a look. This May’s full Moon is a "super Moon,” as much as 14% bigger and 30% brighter than other...

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Could Carole King be held liabel if someone imitated "Smackwater Jack" and murdered a congregation with a shotgun? Naw, she's just telling a story. Any good attorney would argue that any action taken was solely the responsibility of the listener. Great tune. Thanks for the memories.:) Is that you on the piano in that one?

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What is the difference between terrorism and guerrilla warfare? Tactics mostly. The strategy and tactics of guerrilla warfare tend to focus around the use of a small, mobile force competing against a larger, more unwieldy one. The guerrilla focuses on organizing in small units, depending on the support of the local population, as well as taking advantage of terrain more accommodating of small units. Tactically, the guerrilla army would avoid any...

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What's One Thing That Mom Used To Say? Twenty to life is a high price to pay for a few moments of pleasure. and There are very few problems in life that can't be solved with well placed explosives.

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Today, our National Debt stands at $15 Trillion and rising everyday! Do we really want to keep going 'Forward' America ? I certainly don't.

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What is 'intuition'? HOw often do you use it? Intuition is primal. It's a throw back to our cave man roots. What my head or my heart tells me are often wrong. Rarely is my gut feeling wrong. I use it daily.

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What's a perfect name for a horse? Ben Mockridge: Sure is a nice horse. What's his name? Luke, Drover: You don't have to put a name on something you might have to eat. The Culpepper Cattle Co. (1972) How Many Men Do You Have to Kill to Be the Great American Cowboy? http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0068435/

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Why are you so obsessed with Freddie Mercury? Freddie just ROCKS! You know, in that not gay yet totally gay kind of way.

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I just got a message from the AB staff. Send a message back telling them they haven't either, and add a friends request. I've had a friends request in to them for over a year!

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Have you ever wasted years on a pursuit, only to be a failure? Sure, I have grand kids.

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In your darkest hour, who would you like to be with, Jesus Christ or Buddha? How about Chuck Norris?

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Would you like to be invited to join the Pink Butt Society? Gtravels is our president; many advantages of joining, will tell you later ;) The pink butt society... as tempting as that sounds I must respectfully decline. “I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.” - Groucho Marx.

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why do people hate nicki minaj songs so much? Alleged songs...

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When will the AB Staff get off their lazy chair and fix the glitch of questions not appearing on the front page? For some reason I miss Randy right now.

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So the cop who peppersprayed a gal in her 30's into permanent blindness...was he just a big wuss or what? If he had beat her down with his night stick would that make him tougher in your eyes?

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My supervisor won't let me take off for my relative's death. What do I do? Depends. Do you want to keep your job? Your supervisor has a stack of completed employment applications five inches thick with people that would LOVE to replace you. You decide.

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As a fellow supervisor, when do you have to grant an employee time off for a funeral? I say if it's not their funeral, THEN GET TO WORK! Never! If they want to attend funerals they should get a job at a funeral home. NOW GET TO WORK or I'll fire your sorry ass!

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I'm a supervisor and my employee won't stop whining about me not letting her take off for her birthday. What do I do? Fire her sorry ass! If she wants to attend birthday parties she should get a job catering.

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why is Wikipedia not considered a credible resource There's nothing more convenient than Wikipedia if you're looking for some quick information, and when the stakes are low (you need a piece of information to settle a bet with your roommate, or you want to get a basic sense of what something means before starting more in-depth research), you may get what you need from Wikipedia. In fact, some instructors may advise their students to read entries...

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What are some stupid, lame movie quotes? " Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3W5GDkgf2w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3W5GDkgf2w

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If you had to join any of the military branches what would you join and why? U.S. Army. AIRBORNE! All the way! I'm an old man now but that was more living than I have ever known since.

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Is the sense of enlightenment a delusion? Yeah, probably. If we were truly "enlightened" we would understand just how much we don't know, right?

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Muhammed or Jesus ? Open your mind. Expand your horizons. Welcome to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. http://www.venganza.org/

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If you were shooting at an empty car and dislodged the parking brake and it rolled down a hill over a coven of crippled nuns, is it murder? Probably negligent homicide.

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Why is everybody in a rush? Life is short.

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Do you have a tattoo of The Madonna, the Mother of Our Lord Jesus Christ who was assumed into heaven without sin? No, but I have a NASCAR plate.

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Did Al Gore cause global warming when he invented the internet? I don't know for sure but that's what I've been telling people.

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If it passes, Egyptians, Islamist, can have sex with their dead wives up to 6 hrs. after death..thoughts ? I don't know. Really, that is just so bizzare to me...

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What helps you understand the weather? This. http://www.intellicast.com/

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Once upon a time you dressed so fine, you threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you ? You used to be so amused At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal. How does it feel How does it feel To be on your own With no direction home Like a complete unknown Like a rolling stone ?

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whats your occupation? Rabble rouser.

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My gf gave me a, you know, then she touched her, you know, do you think she could be, you know? Yeah, well, then, you know. I'm not saying, I'm just saying, you know what I'm saying?

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Why doesn’t anyone care about this? I don't believe no one cares. The media doesn't care for reporting on it. Political correctness and multi-culturalism in this country have made the media leery of reporting anything remotely close to black on white racism because of the backlash and negative publicity it would undoubtedly bring. There is no shortage of people and groups that would love the chance to file a frivolous lawsuit...

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Is Elton John still standing better than he ever did? Feeling like a little kid.

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It's better to sit in the bar and think of church than to sit in church and to think of the bar - Agree or disagree? Yeah, I'll go along with that. Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Is big bad government going to save small town America by saving the post office or an excuse to save itself? No, at best they are postponing the inevitable. The USPS is a dinosaur that is destined for failure sooner or later. I say let it die now. Why dump millions of dollars into a sinking ship?

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What Do You Think Is A Good Name For A Black, Male, Cat? I had a black cat with white feet. We named him "foots". Anthing ethinic sounding should do nicely.

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Name a song that contains a lesson or message? :)

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What can have devastating consequences? Anything that begins with the phrase "Hey, watch this!"

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Do you remember The Fine Young Cannibles Yes, but its a little embarrassing.

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Do you thinks cows sometimes look evil? Trust me, if they had half a chance and thumbs, they would have you cut up and on the grill faster than you could say "pasturised butter milk".

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Is this website legitimate www.homesforheroes.com? I seriously doubt it.

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Is there anyone except me who can't stand the smell of Play-Doh? I don't mind the smell so much but the taste is horrible.

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Americans: I`m 42, male, and I have never even held a real gun. Thoughts? Girly man.

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It is expected to hit 80 degrees in Minneapolis though it's still winter. And you still deny there's a problem? Try not to worry so much...

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Which rules are extremely important to follow when on a boat? The Captains word is law!

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Why do we get mad at trained killers posing with their dead enemies? I don't. I'm more upset at the media that publishes photos they know may get our troops killed.

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Why do the police hunt down murderers of their own so relentlessly? More so than non police. What makes the police so special? What makes them so special is that when you call 911 they come. If you don't think that's special call a random number of someone you don't know and tell them there is a man with a gun on your front porch and you want them to come over and make him leave. The reason the police relentlessly hunt down murders of their own is because if someone will kill a cop they will kill a civilian without...

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On the night he was nominated Obama said, "...this will be the moment when the rise of the seas stop." So George Will wants to know if President Obama cannot effect sea levels or gas prices. I'm pretty sure he though there were a lot of things he was going to do once he took office. Keep in mind he was the junior senator from Illinois with no experience and questionable credentials. I don't think he had a clue about what the job entails. Once he starting getting the daily briefings from his national security advisors he did...

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Do we presently have a real democracy government...Yes/no..somewhat...? Elements considered essential to democracy include freedom of political expression, freedom of speech, and freedom of the press, so that citizens are adequately informed and able to vote according to their own best interests as they see them. The term "democracy" is often used as shorthand for liberal democracy, which may include elements such as political pluralism; equality before the law;...

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Is Seattle as depressing as "The Killing" makes it? Yeah, only more so.

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Have you ever cavorted? Yep. I have carried on, clowned around, cut loose and cut up. Fooled around, been on a tear, horsed around, and monkeyed around. Joked, misbehaved, kicked up my heels, and let go. Played, larked, let loose, and raised hell. I have reveled, pranced, rollicked, romped, and generally whooped it up! Life is short. Play hard. :)

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Where's my HTML5 and CSS3 website? They were shut down by the government for violations of community standards. That's some sexy code!

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Are there black racists too? No. All racists are white. All whites are racists.

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Do you want to throw your guns up in the air like you just don't care? No, well, O.K. but can they land on the bed? Some are like new and I don't want to damage them.

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What do you do when you finally face the truth, but don't like what you see? Denial works for me.

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So someone wearing a hoody comes toward us on the street and we think he might be armed so we shoot'm to death? Zimmerman said: Yeah. That's it. I see you have a strong understanding of the facts. Oh wait. Something just occurred to me... Could it be your like the media, the new black panther party, jessy jackson, al sharpton, the linch mobs in the streets of sanford and most of the American public? Could it be your more interested in a "good" story than you are of the facts? I don't know. I won't make an...

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what is the oddest "gift" your cat has brought for you?...Mine brought a cicada. I was once adopted buy a stray I named "Mr. Bill". (Think Opus) He would bring me things on a regular basis but the oddest thing I can think of was an owl. I can only imagine the battle that took place.

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One, two, three. Ole, ole, ole! What was the last song that got in your head and you couldn't shake it off?

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I'm a lover of quotes. What are your favorites? “Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein.

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Secret Service/GSA/More military pictures of atrocities! Tip of the iceberg? So much for the late great USA? When does it end? Nothing killed "the late great USA". It committed suicide. Born July 4, 1776. Died November 4, 2008.

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How do you feel about a couple of drunk teens NOT being punished for blowing the face off a German shepard? It angers me. It disgusts me. It saddens me. I can't help but wonder what effect the wars in Bosnia and Herzegovina have had on these individuals. What were they witness to? What were their experiences? It must have been a horrorable experience. All the casualties of war are not solders and all the scars of war are not physical. It's sad. I find it all very, very sad.

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Well will China colonize the USA? Probably not. I think they see us a a liability.

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Will Jesus eventually come back and hand out new commandments on his iPad tablet computer? Nope. Kindle. Jesus IS comming back and boy, is he pissed!

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Are you concerned? HELL YES!!! About what?

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We are expected to report spam, offensive, duplicate and nonsense questions. Isn't that how the nazis started? Just say no.

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Why did NBC News edit the Zimmerman-Martin dispatcher tape to omit the dispatcher's question "is he black, white or Hispanic?" If that was the only thing wrong the media did with this case we would be in good shape. Why are they still showing 7 year old pictures of Mr. M? Why are they still reporting Mr. Z is bigger and out weights Mr. M buy 50 pounds? Mr. Z is 5'8" 280 pounds. The autopsy report says Mr. M was 6'2" 275 pounds. You won't hear Mr. M played football and lifted weights on a regular basis. Nor will you...

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Are angels in your outfield? No, there is no one in my outfield. The ball park has been closed due to budget constraints.

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Is God A Woman?. Yes, and she has a great sense of humor. She gave me a penis and a brain but only enough blood to run one at a time.

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If you were to write a fairy tale with a moral for children, what would the story be about, what would be the moral? Let's see... Once upon a time in a land far, far away, let's say... Canada, a little bird lived in the cold, white, snow covered socialist medicine countryside. The little bird was miserable because he could not find any food from the cold, hard, frozen Canadian ground. That and he couldn't own handguns. Anyway... one day he was in a cow pasture looking for something to eat and freezing to...

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Is there really any point to live in the world? Cheese is the only thing that keeps me going.

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I will only vote for Obama if he gives me a free iPhone. Sound good? YEAH! Can I have a black one? And some apps. I'm gonna need some apps too.

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What do you think of Canada's new glow-in-the-dark quarters? I think they have the eyes in the wrong place.

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How long does it take to train a cat to dance? I'll let you know after I get them all hearded into the dance hall.

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what is making you smile? What I know about their grandmother. :)

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Would you retire in Mexico? Maybe. That was the plan a few years back. Then it was Costa Rica. These days I'm looking at Belize. Who knows, in a few years when I'm ready to retire for real the U.S. may be "some third world country" I've always wanted to retire to.

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Are you sad when some rich pilot dies during a plane race? Yes. Those planes are beautiful before they get all crunched up.

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Do you have an example of an 80's font? Sure, Motley Crue, Poison, Guns N Roses, and Def Leppard. Oh, wait... thats 80's hair bands.

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Is there something about AnswerMug.com that makes it better than AB? Better? No, probably not. Different? Yes, and that's a good thing no matter how you slice it.

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Do you have a secret weapon? No, but I'm armed to the teeth with non-secret weapons.

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What do the prolonged stares mean? Prolonged stares mean the patient is comatose.

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So, now India isn't only getting outsourced workers, but they're bringing outsourced workers TO the USA. Do you have that cyanide? It's not just India. Almost all of Philippines do it too. Sorry, fresh out of cyanide. Can I show you something in a nice handgun?

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Could a Hacker take on the abilities of a CL and do real damage to the site/members without leaving tracks? Can hackers be invisible? Sure. It happens.

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What food is your city/town/region best known for? Fish tacos. (Really) :) http://www.yelp.com/biz/sandbar-sports-grill-cocoa-beach

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Point of interest comrades!! Can the AB staffers, CLs read our messages in the In/Outbox?? May freedom die with it if true. hahaha Of course they can. So can I with just a little manipulation of a few lines of code. RIP freedom.

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What does "enlightenment" mean to you? To me it means knowing how much I don't know. :)

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do u own a gun ? I own several and I'm going to the local gun and knife show this weekend to see if there is another one I can't live without.:)

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I've heard Houstonians & Phoenixers say that you just about have to stay inside for a couple of months a year; is Florida that bad? No, having lived in all three places I'd have to say Florida is the least life threatening as far as heat. We do get hurricanes though. :)

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North Korea's missile just failed after launch. See, there is some good news! Maybe for us. The N. Koreans don't see it that way.

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Whatever happened to the guy that "has to make the doughnuts"? Due to the bad economy his company had to down-size and he was laid off. He now lives in a van down by the river.

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What was the last thing you bought with a smart phone mobile app? More apps.

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When someone says, "Are you retarded?", how should you respond? I believe the correct response is "Yes, yes I am." They expect less from you that way.

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Where can I download an app that helps me download items? Your gonna need a good I.T. guy for that. Sounds pretty technical.

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Is there an iPad app that gives updates on Steve Jobs' current state of decay? Now, there's an app I would gladly pay for! Does it come in Android?

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My friend who works at McDonald's always spits on fries when someone requests them without salt. Do you have any friends? Only online.

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Where can I download Google for free? Have you tried googleing it? Tucows maybe? Major Geeks? I don't know. Seems like a lot of work to me. I would just hire someone to download it for me.

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Why do you always ruin everything? That's just my nature.

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Do you have an explanation for your lack of progress? Technical difficulties. I'm working on it.

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Do you think MumRa could beat up Skeletor? Maybe. If he had, ...like, a big stick. Or a gun. Or a thermonuclear bomb.

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Do you subscribe to any RSS feeds? I subscribe to 8. None of them work. http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/top-8-rss-feeds-motivational-quotes-day/

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Do scientists get you pissed when they lie about how magnets work? O.K. I'll bite. How do magnets "really" work?

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My 1.5 yo neutered male ShihPoo has an erection for 24 hrs,it looks dry from being in the air, is it something that needs medical attention? When that happens to me they make me seek medical attention after 4 hours.

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Are you satisfied with the overall performance of your area's police force? Why or why not? Yes. The police forces in my immediate area ( Cocoa Beach P.D. and the Brevard County Sheriffs Office ) do a very good job in my opinion. They both have a reputation for being "no nonsense" and "being tough on crime". Not to mention the fact that the word is out that you do not drink and drive unless you want to go to jail. All this in light of the fact that this is a tourist destination and a...

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Do you have army boots Yes I do. Two pairs! I still have a pair of Viet Nam era jungle boots and just recently acquired a pair of G.I. desert boots.

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How Catholic IS the Pope, anyway? He is SO Catholic he knows everything. A Catholic boy and a Jewish boy were talking and the Catholic boy said, "My priest knows more than your rabbi." The Jewish boy said, "Of course he does, you tell him everything."

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How often do you visit AnswerMug.com? Daily. :)

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Now that every1 agrees that Iran's NOT building a nuke, is it ok if Israel attacks them anyway, just in case they ever decide to build one? Wait. What? Who agreed?

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3G or 4G ? 4G LTE :)

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Is there anything better than bacon and eggs? Eggs and deep fried bacon wrapped bacon?

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How dumb is Spike Lee to twitter Zimmerman's address or so he thought causing an old couple to be driven out of their home? He is so dumb... he thinks bacteria is the back entrance to a cafeteria.:)

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How do I get there from here? You can't. You have to go somewhere else first.

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The Texan turned out to be ? All hat and no cattle.

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If the Healthcare bill dies what happens to those who have benefitted by it so far? Uninsurable due to pre-existing conditions is back? Who has benefited from it so far?

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Now Hear This!_________________________________________________!! THE FLOOGINGS WILL CONTUNIUE UNTIL MORAL IMPROVES!

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What does the word "flanderous" mean? I can't find it in the dictionary or an online definition. flanderous isn't defined yet. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flanderous

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I seemed to have had more interactions as HoboJoe instead of Joey Kangaroo. Is there a reason? Everybody loves a hobo. A joey kangaroo is an acquired taste.

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Are guns allowed in Your home? They are encouraged. :)

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I am getting interested in traditional Irish and Celtic music, Do you know any good Celtic or Irish music which can help me? Drop kick Murphys Flogging Molly

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Why Is Plagiarism an Important Subject at Colleges? I was going to cut and paste something here but I couldn't find anything. I guess I get an F.

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Why hasn't Zimmerman made a statement in this case, in person? He called the police, to get help.... why didn't he call the media??? The same media that printed the 3 year old pictures of the "victim" so people would think he was just an innocent little child? That media? The same media that reported trevon was 5'8" when in fact he was 6'4"? That media? The same media that is just now reporting that the "victim" was only on that property because he had been expelled from school for 10 days because of drug and...

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If you connect the yellow lead with the white cable instead of the yellow cable, what colour sparks does it produce? If your connected to a good power source you should see a white spark. If your spark is yellow or orange this indicates a low voltage power source and should be corrected immediately.

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Where is Weylon? Yeah, and where is Mr. Bromide?

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Has your conscience been your guide?? Yes it has/is. Character is what you do when no one is watching. It's where self respect and healthy self esteem come from.

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Do YOU ever have a humming noise in your head ? Only when "the voices" go quiet.

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How about a nice hot cup of coffee? Thank you Sir, yes I will. :)

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What's the significance of points in AB? Each point is worth 1/10th of one U.S. dollar at the answerbag gift shop. :)

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Watching NCAA basketball tourney. Wouldn't game be a lot cooler if they had two balls simultaneously in play? Yeah. We did that when I was in the Army. Two balls, ten men to a team, the only rule was no blood, no foul. We called it "combat basketball". Big fun! :)

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Do you use QR codes? Sure! QR Code Generator. http://qrcode.kaywa.com/ QR Code Reader http://reader.kaywa.com/

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I think when a policeman kills someone he/she gives up the gun until the investigation is complete. Why does the Florida guy still carry? Law enforcement is held to a higher standard than the average citizen in Florida.

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Was Jamie Lee Curtis smoking hot in A Fish Called Wanda? .. Oh hell yes! True lies, trading places, almost everything else she has ever done. She's still hot!

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Why don't more ppl pep up their morning coffee with a dash of Kahlua? Fear of DUI?

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Do you think George Zimmerman should be charged for shooting Trayvon Martin? Why or why not? Charged with what? Being a moron? Guilty as charged! He wasn't charged because there was nothing legally to charge him with.

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What would you do if you were told by the government that you could no longer own a gun? Yeah, well, good luck with that.

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Do you think there will be a RIOT if they let Zimmerman go in the Treyvon Martin Case? I do Go... where? He is already a free man to come and go as he pleases. If nothing is done? Like charging him with a crime he will beat? It is very difficult to get a conviction under the "stand your ground" law. Do we waste tax payer money prosecuting a crime we know we will lose to appease a segment of the population? Define justice as you see it. Or is it justice as the black community...

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Is anger in danger? Yeah, I think so. Somebody wants to kill it!

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Man on rampage stabs 4. Does that indicate an obvious need for knife-control legislation? Absolutely, but don't stop there. What we really need is thought legislation. Where most people see canned goods I see weapons.

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Indiana University, Purdue University, or Ohio State University? (:IU Go Big Red! Go Boilermakers! IUPUI!

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I guess it wasn't us that they hated after all, seeing as how they keep killing each other. Maybe they're just f*cked up. True? More than likely, yes. Don't misunderstand the fact that they still hate us too. They want to kill anyone and everyone that doesn't subscribe to their particular interpretation and understanding of Islam. There is a very long history of this kind of behavior going back almost 1400 years. Islam is no mystery. Not by a long shot. Until we get a leader with both the wisdom and courage...

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Surprised to see yet another Rushbaugh advertiser refusing to give in to astroturfed threats and intimidation, even tripling his ads? Nope. Not at all. Business is business and bullshit is bullshit.

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Can you shoot and kill someone legally in Florida because he/she threatened you? ("Stand your ground" law) The short answer is no. A person must hold "a reasonable fear of imminent peril of death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another when using defensive force that is intended or likely to cause death or great bodily harm to another". Fl. Stat. 776.013 Home protection; use of deadly force; presumption of fear of death or great bodily harm.— ...

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That question about toilets in heaven has been removed. If that doesn't prove somebody on here hasn't got a sense of humour, what does? Just another example of user moderation at its finest.

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Would you report a member of your family if they committed a crime? Probably not. I would shame them into turning themselves in.

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Did you ever think Apple would control our lives? Yes. I think I've always known subconsciously.

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I guess Apple doesn't use sweat shops. They're a nice company, huh? That's right. Move along, nothing to see here. Shows over, keep it moving...

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Woman fearing "Obamacare" and "death panels" refuses to go to the doctor and dies. What do you think of this case? Looks like God is pouring a little more bleach in the gene pool to me.

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New executive order signed by Obama allows to seize all US resources and persons for national defense, even in peacetime. Ok with you? First off it's not new. This executive order has been in existence since 1939. President Obama merely updated the order like most Presidents before him. This is almost identical to EO 12919 from 18 years earlier. Note what this EO specifically orders: identify, assess, be prepared, improve, foster cooperation. None of these items claim authority to seize private property and place them at...

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All you lazy people, could you give me a list of things to bring on a hiking trip? only nice people to answer, pls. ;) A hiking trip? The only "hiking" I do is at the mall.

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How do you unjam the photocopier? I call the IT department (my wife) and have them do it.

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Does the doctor or nurse find it easy or really difficult to locate a vein in your arm? Incredibly easy. I'm a big guy (6'4" 200lbs.) and I'm in pretty good shape. One blood taker described my veins as "garden hose". :)

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What is your favourite thing to do with a $20 bill? Fold it up and tuck it away for a rainy day. :)

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What's a nice birthday gift to a 50-yr old lady friend other than a Barbie doll? Mikey. He'll eat anything!

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Got something constructive to say? "It's better to burn out than to fade away". - Neal Young. Wait. No, I guess I don't.

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Why does my cat curl up into a ball on the bed, turn his head upside down, and stare at me with one eye? That's cat speak for "I am board out of my little kitty mind! Got any more of those treats?"

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Are you sick and tired of snowy days? Yes I am! That's why I moved to Florida decades ago. :)

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Me and my fiancee need some very unique baby names, can anyone be of any help? First and middle name ideas, please! (repost) I like Spike, male or female. Urethra? Just a thought. My neighbours have a set of twin boys named Dejuan and Deutterjuan.

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Which wins: A rock and hard place, cuttin to the chase, or iPads? Oh, iPads. Hands down.

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Have you ever forced yourself to run? Almost every morning.

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Who are you afraid to play chess with? Why? No one. At the worst I might learn something.

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Have you used the Ebonics Translator? How accurate is this? To keep my pimp hand strong! (I have no idea what this means.)

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Would you rather live next door to black kids who always smoke pot and breakdance, or racist white people who constantly use the "n" word? Do the racist white people have weed?

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Will you miss Polaroid? Lets move on. I've got a 8 mega pixel camera on my phone now.

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I want to hire some SEO experts could anyone provide me some suggestions regarding this? Whoever comes up first when you do a web search.

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if i can levitate then why can't you Motivation?

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Trouble is_________________ ... trying to stay calm. :)

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What's a job you would NOT like your child to have? Crack whore.

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do u think global warming is real, or a hoax ? Global warming, climate change, climate shift... Four and a half BILLION years old... I think this guy sums it up pretty well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw Try not to worry so much. :)

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Corned beef is our usual St. Patrick day feast .What is something exciting to have with it instead of Cabbage and Potatoes? Black eyed peas!

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What is one state you will not go to? I do not like Lousiana or Mississippi. I was in Mississippi once. It was like going back in time.

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What exactly ARE lazy balls??? And I have no idea what category to put this in!! Isn't that a condition where your balls refuse to produce sperm? No, wait! That's not it. Maybe that's where they hang down so low they get wet when you take a dump. I don't know. I'm guessing here.

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Do you drink "racist" coffee? XD Yeah, I guess I do. Sorry. I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and strong. Great video. :)

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May I touch your legs? I like you but not like that.

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Have you ever had a triple burger? Not in many years. That looks delicious! Is that egg on there? Breakfast burger! Now your talkin' good food.

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What's the most unusual topping you've had on a hamburger? Guacamole. Pretty good.

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For Americans - "Proud to be American" is said so much, but are you proud to be from your State? (Ex. Proud to be Californian etc.) I was born and raised in Indiana and while I have fond memories of my childhood there I always tell people that "Indiana is a good place to be from. As far from as you can get." I've lived in Florida for almost 30 years now. Yeah, I know the difference between a yankee and a damn yankee. A yankee is someone from the north that comes to Florida on vacation. A damn yankee is someone that comes...

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Have you ever used "cahoot" in a sentence or conversation? Yep. I also use "kit and kabootle" from time to time.

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what would you do if you saw hannah montana running in her bare feet from a wolf Cheer the wolf.

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Did a sudden wave of fear just wash over your? No. Why? What do you know?

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If I post a picture of myself on my profile, would you accept my answers/comments better if I were pretty? Yes. Ugly people are stoopid.

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Is silicon a benzene at room temperature? No. Please accept my friends request. I'll never make fun of you like the other kids.

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What's the one thing you can draw almost perfectly? Unreasonable conclusions.

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Would you come to my house if I have swimming pool and jacuzzi? Hell, I'll come to your house if you have AC and a refrigerator.

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Have you been type cast? Yes, and I'm tired of being used for my body. I am not a piece of meat. I have a brain. I wish women would stop using me for my huge penis.

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If we all are to meet in a place for first time, where would you suggest it should be? I know a nice little neighborhood drinking establishment not far from here. :)

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Is school needed to be a pharmacy technician? Naw, I mean, I don't see why. There are meth labs set up every day all over this country by people with no formal training. That has to be harder than pharmacy technicianing. Please accept my friends request. It's been over a year now. I'm not going to withdraw it... ever.

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Do you sleep in a boycott? Nope. Man hammock.

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What makes you so lucky? My willingness to act. Luck is where ambition meets opportunity.

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Will you grab a partner? Only if I can "doe se doe". I'm pretty sure I misspelled that. Sorry, I don't square dance much.

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What kind of flower should I give you? You can't go wrong with roses.

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May I go hunting in your backyard? That depends. Hunting for what?

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Should I leave AB a note? Good luck with that. I've had a friend request in to the AnswerBag Staff for over a year!

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What do you think of this day? So far... So good. It's early. Anything could happen.

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Why does Bob sometimes spell his name backwards? Just to keep us on our toes.

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US soldier goes on shooting spree killing 16 afghan citizens (9 women, 3 children). Will the US call it a terrorist attack ? No. Maybe "man made disaster" but never terrorist.

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Did you send me chocolate? No. I was going to send it. Really, but I ate it instead.

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Do you feel trapped by the digital world? Yes. It's everywhere! You can't get away from it.

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Do alligators like lamb chops? Yep. I live in Florida and I have it on good authority that alligators, do indeed, like lamb chops. They also like dogs and cats and small children and anything else that is stupid enough to get close to them.

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Why do some cities not build sidewalks forcing their citizens to walk in the street like cattle? Cattle are not supposed to walk in the streets either.

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Does your cat like me? I doubt it. My cat doesn't even like other cats.

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Did you know Hobo is a very sensitive man? HoboJoe the sensitive hobo? There's a book in there somewhere.

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For all of You Smart Phone Users Out There.. htc EVO 4G http://www.htc.com/us/products/evo-sprint http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTC_Evo_4G

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If you have a low IQ, what should you do with yourself? Televangelist springs to mind.

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Do you find it disturbing that some people seem to have "no clue" as to what is going on in the world? Nope, I'm counting on it!

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Should Obama's liberal government tell me to set my clock an hour ahead? First they steal my money, and now they steal my time! No, but their not really stealing it. They are getting back the hour they loaned you last fall.

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Why are crazy people drawn to bus stations? I'm not exactly certain of the physics involved but I think it has something to with the same reason blind people are attracted to dogs.

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If you could go back in time and change a decision you made, what would it be? That time in Tucson when I turned right instead of left.

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The only good Conservative is a ____________________ Conservative. The only good Conservative is a good Conservative? I'm guessing. I have no idea.

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The only good Liberal is _______________ Liberal. The only good Liberal is a good Liberal? I'm guessing. I have no idea.

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which natural gift would u most like to possess? Self levitation. :)

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Prose or poetry or is it all a waste of time? Pretty much, yeah.

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is it normal to be scared to give childbirth is it possible to die. what exactly is it like am i going to be in pain after and for how long? Yes and yes. It's like grabing your lower lip and pulling it over the top of your head until it touches the back of your neck and yes, at least 18 years.

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WTF is up with the "support this site by answering the following ?" Another example of AB getting FITA by F.Book?? Google, not fbook, but yeah.

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Got ink? Two pens full within my reach.

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Should American soldiers be involved in Syria? Wow. That's a very complicated 7 word question. Experiences from recent involvement in the area tells me no. When I see reports of the poundings the civilians are taking from the government my heart tells me yes. I wouldn't have a problem with suppling arms, munitions and equipment to the "rebels" in Syria. Maybe even some air support and help with logistics but when it comes to boots on...

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Have you ever stolen office supplies? Not as far as you know.

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Who wants to help me eat a cow? Oh hells yeah! Can I get some of those ribs?

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Did you have any illusions in life which you nurtured for a certain period of time and had to let go? Sure. “If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.” - Winston Churchill.

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Can I be Frank with you? Sure, can I still be trouble?

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I DON'T have breast cancer!!! I know its not a question, just wanted to share the greatest news of my day!... Oh! Do you have good news? Congratulations. I don't have prostrate cancer.:)

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Have you outlived your usefulness? Not quite yet. Oh wait! There seems to be some disagreement.

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What is one thing you think should be eliminated by The Federal Government because it is too expensive? The IRS. It cost more to administer the agency than they collect.

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How many advertisers did Rushbaugh have? 26 of them have pulled their ads so far. How many need to go before he goes? A conservative (get it?) estimate of advertisers is around 18,000. That's a low ball number nation wide. Local and national advertisers combined. Out of the alleged 26 NONE have "pulled their ads" from the stations, just that particular show. Rush doesn't care about that. He has more money than God. He also has a fail safe contract. This is the best thing to happen to him and his show since...

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Does this interest you? "I'm Being Followed: How Google & 104 Other Companies Are Tracking Me On the Web." Link in description: Well, you could sign out once in a while.

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Does your cell phone have Wi-Fi? Yeppers, htc EVO 4G. http://www.htc.com/us/products/evo-sprint http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTC_Evo_4G

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How can I keep people from swiping my personal atoms? I use my tin foil hat for that. (It's a multi-purpose tool.)

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Does Romney know how to wash laundry or dishes? That's a silly question. Of course he does. He's seen his servants doing it hundreds of times. How hard could it be, right?

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What's the difference between a Formula 1 fan and a NASCAR fan? One is a REAL man, with a REAL sense of adventure, that loves REAL raceing. The other one is a F1 fan boy.

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Is Randy more than one person? Yes, but they are all trapped in one body.

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Are Formula 1 drivers better than Nascar drivers? Not even close. You'll never see those fancy talkin', candy ass, F1 guys three wide in the corners, swapping paint, doing 200 mph. For us REAL men rubbin' is racein'. It's the 'merican way!

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Will one day, cars other than American would race in Nascar? Toyota already does.

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Where ARE the anti-hunger supplements? The anti-hunger supplements are in the refrigerator. Their called food.

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I think my wife has fantasies about other women. How do I encourage her to explore this but still let me be involved? Maybe your not in the fantasy.

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Why didn't you achieve your dreams? The Man keeps holding me down.

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When Jesus turned water into wine, why was that a miracle and not a magical spell? Because magical spells are bad.

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Free the_______________? Tatas, sweater puppies, hooters... I could go on but you get the idea.

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Are we mentally crippled? Some of us are.

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What hair gel does Mitt Romney use? Orphan tears.

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Does having a mole on your leg mean you have aspergers? Yes. It is a well known and scientifically documented fact.

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Did Mitt Romney lose? I am too lazy to look it up. I don't know. I'm lazy too.

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What is required for Adobe certification? A strong back and a weak mind. I'm not withdrawing my friends request. You may as well add me.

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What nationality is the person who picked the fruit & vegetable you ate today? How much money do you think they make? American. She makes about $40,000 a year. She's my wife and she grows some delicious things in our back yard. :)

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Are you an older person who feels like the world wants nothing to do with you? Not at all. I'm an "older person" that's got it going on! Old people that feel like need to get out more and stir the pot.

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What will we do with the millions of people that aren't tech savvy and don't have skills for hi-tech jobs? No problem. The world needs ditch diggers and tittie dancers too.

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Well, that stupid survey on answers has screwed up this site. Good going. Google is the Anti-Christ.

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What would make you want to kill an animal? Hunger? I once shot at an otter for insulting my mother.

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Do you remember Davy Jones? Yeah, he was the cute monkey, right?

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It can't be satisfying to live a contingent life... a life based on what others say or do. Some do. Why don't they live their own lives? Intellectual sloth?

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Should Facebook be allowed to wash it's hands of all offensive content on it's site? Of course. It's kind of like what I do with my kids and grandkids.

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Why do some AB users spell their own names with lower case initials instead of capitals? If you have to ask you wouldn't understand.

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When does the narwal bacon? Narwal bacon... that sounds delicious!

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Do you feel that you lack wisdom? Why or why not? Yes. I know enough to know I know nothing.

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Does Jesus love you? Jesus loves everybody... but he likes me best.

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What is your Re-entry Plan? ;-) Heat shields up, tray secured, and seat in the fully upright position.

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What goes on in that head of yours? Frightening, terrible, unspeakable horror.

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What genre of music is the Gorillaz? The Gorillaz are rooted soundly in the AWESOME genre of music.

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Do cougars attack in the daylight? It depends on how many drinks they have had.

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why Islam religion is spreading so strongly around the world ? A Caliphate. In nearly all cases, the jihadi terrorists have a patently self-evident ambition: to establish a world dominated by Muslims, Islam, and Islamic law, the Shari'a. Or, again to cite the Daily Telegraph, their "real project is the extension of the Islamic territory across the globe, and the establishment of a worldwide 'caliphate' founded on Shari'a law." Terrorists openly declare...

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How do you feel about job postings that say, "only apply if you're currently employed"? I don't think I want to work for someone like that anyway.

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You like QR codes? I love 'em. :)

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What do you think should be done about underage drinking? Lower the drinking age.

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Have you ever wanted to be a gangster? What halted your progress? A deep-seated fear of prison.

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Why doesn't the "flag as offensive" button work? The "flag as duplicate" one works OK but the "flag as offensive" one doesn't. Why not? It doesn't work? That's wonderful! That's the best news I've heard in a long time. :D It is not your place to decide what should, or should not, be allowed to be posted at this, or any other site, on the internet. The questioner or the person answering the question have just as much right to their opinion as you do to yours. Not to mention the fact that I may find it perfectly acceptable. ...

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How old are you? I'm so old I still use words instead of letters. ;)

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What was the last thing YOU were arrested for You first.

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Are you waiting for a sensible question ? Yes, and the wait keeps getting longer, and longer, and...

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Just how much have you come to rely on your mobile (cell) phone,could you manage without it ? Guilty as charged! I do rely a great deal on my cell phone for both business and pleasure but I could function perfectly well without it. It would be like going back in time to cave man days but it could be done.

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Do you ever feel like you'll die alone? I often feel like I'm taking SOMEBODY with me!

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Have you ever given up on something you set out to do in your life? Yes. Self limitation.

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What church do you go too ? I'm a recovering catholic and currently don't attend any religious services but I recently discovered one that caught my attention. http://www.venganza.org/about/

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"I'll do it as long as you leave me alone." What do you feel this way about? Why? Federal income tax. So far it doesn't seem to be working out that way.

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can a man wear a Anklet Sure... a gay man.

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Are you afraid of the Penalty Box? No, go ahead. Punish me. Make me do something more productive.

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Have you ever been to Sri Lanka? No, but some of my clothing came from there.

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Does happiness allude you? No, true happiness comes from within.

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Is the American dream dead and buried? Nope. Not by a long shot.

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When will we wake up from this American Nightmare? I'm not sure but I get the feeling that when we do we will all be speaking Chinese.

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What's the point of falling in love after 60?? You mean besides the incredible sex, right?

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If like was really so much better a long time ago, why was there war? Like was a whole different animal a long time ago. There was no Facebook. To like something was cheap and shallow. It didn't mean anything. Not like now.

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Is it only surprising when a destructive life style leads to longevity? No, it's also ironic.

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Are you happy with your job? What is it? Yes. Rabble Rouser.

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I think we should have a "Mighty Fine" award for great comments that we can give to folks, thereby awarding them a point. Like it? I do! Many times I see comments that deserve at least a point.

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Tell me as a smoker, why are you still smoking..... ? I mean we all know it's a health risk? I do it just to piss you off.

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Is Obama buying your vote with a government check? No, but I'm open to that.

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Do teenagers and young adults feel entilted or is that just something old bitter people say? Yes, and yes.

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Can you mine data? Sure. Where do you want me to start digging?

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New Jersey Governor Christie wants to have flags at half-staff in honor of Jersey girl Whitney Houston. Is he overreacting? I don't know. It's Jersey. They did the same thing for Frank Sinatra and Clarence Clemons.

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When you see a poster like this, do you normally believe what it says or are you sceptical enough to want to verify that it's true? 86% of statistics are made up on the spot. Including this one. :)

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What aspect of AB sometimes irritates you? User moderation.

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Almost every real question can be answered by searching the internet except for the silly ones, so why do you post here? Second opinion.

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Where is your fair share? The 1% must be using it. I haven't seen it yet.

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Instead of "Star Wars" in 3D how about Princess Leia with a breast job and call it "Star Wars" Double D? I think that's a wonderful idea! :D

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Le-ole aba, ikumame ipora, saba nani nono? Ahh... Yes! ...

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Conservatives: What cleaner would you recommend for removing brain matter after some homeless person blows their brain out on your porch? I'd just let the weather wash it away.

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Why do sum people not appreciate everything life has to offer? You mean like correct spelling and grammar, right?

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Does the CIA monitor Answerbag members' Q & A and analyze their psych profiles for later recruitment? If so...how are you doing? Yes. Yes they do, but not for recruitment.

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Is it true that the pullout method is the most effective form of birth control? Only if your pulling out of a condom that's covered in spermicide.

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How long do you intend to stay on answerbagsie? I am prepared to stay as long as it takes.

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Is it now forbidden to use phone numbers in songs, such as 8675309? People ironically take them seriously, inadvertently making prank calls. Forbidden? By whom? I'll write my songs however I goddamn well please!

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Are you going to eat a lot of peaches? If past performance is any indicator of future action, yes. Oh, by the way, I don't even need to go to the country to do it. :)

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don't you think it is sad W.Houston died? Yes. I find it sad when anyone dies but that's life. Everything on this planet that is alive today will someday die. It happens all over the world every single day and we never give it a second though until it happens to someone we know. (Or think we know.) Whitney came a long way from humble beginnings singing with the church choir, to singing back up for great artist like Chaka Kahn, to a...

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Is it ok to give her leftover Halloween candy for Valentines? Not at my house. Unless you don't mind sleeping on the couch.

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Are you doubtful? Frequently. I live by the motto "Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see." If you watch television make that nothing you see.

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Who started world war 2? I did, but keep that under your hat.

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Hey gentlemen! Read Greek mythology instead of cheap novels ! O.K? What!?! And risk learning something? Not a chance!

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What protects your heart? Centrum.

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What will you do to the candy that has been given to you, by your love? I will help her eat it. :)

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We are filming the movie "AnswerBag". Who do you think should play you? Morgan Freeman. I'm sure he would jump at the chance. :) http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/

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Have you ever opened the biscuit barrel and found £10,000 you never knew you had? No. What's a biscuit barrel?

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What can you get me for Valentine's Day? Indicted.

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When it comes to confidential information, at what point should that confidential information cease to be confidential,if ever? I guess it depends on the information and what effects the release of that information would have. If it's just going to piss off the person that doesn't want it released but doesn't endanger life or limb, I say have at it. If it's a matter of national security or something that may cause civil unrest and/or loss of life then no. It's probably not a good idea to release it to the general...

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How many times do you think is normal for a girl to have orgasoms Normal people scare me.

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Have you ever use in-flight map like this? No, but that is very cool!

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Heard any good jokes lately and would like to share them, please? An 80 year old man is standing before the bench for sentencing after being convicted of child molestation. The Judge says "It is the opinion of this court that you are a menace to society and I hereby sentence you to 30 years in the state prison." The old man says "But your Honor, I'm 80 years old! I'll never be able to do 30 years!" To which the Judge replies "That's O.K. Just do what you...

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Do you want me to leave or do you want me to stay? That is entirely up to you. Personally, I enjoy your questions and answers but you have to go with your gut.

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Bean Bags Particle/Wave Duality.

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Can you go through a drive-thru in a taxi? Of course. Call your local taxi company and see how happy they will be to let that meter add up while you wait.

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Why is it that most of the atheists on this site grossly stereotype Christians as Biblethumping hate mongering and of inferior intellect? Ignorant generalizations. Exactly what every internet discussion needs.

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Have you ever feared exposure? If you are comfortable enough to talk about it, why? Do you fear exposure today? The only exposure I fear is exposure to the elements. It's cold today. :)

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Do you think that there should mandatory drug testing for recording artists? This is just a thought foillowing Whitney Houston's death Nope. In fact, I believe ALL drugs should legal and readily available to anyone over 18 years of age. The taxes collected would help reduce the federal deficit, it would help reduce the over crowding of our prisons and court systems, and it would go a long way towards cleaning up the gene pool. Drug addiction is NOT a disease. It's a choice.

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What is the best way to get rid of something that is plaguing you? Confront the problem head on. Be determined to find a permanent solution. Never settle for a temporary "fix".

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Will you pay someone to wash and dry your clothes? / Of course. I do pay someone to wash and dry my clothing. I always have. Hell, I even tip! My time is valuable and the cost is tax deductible at the end of the year so why not? It's just one more way for me to help stimulate the economy. :) /

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what is the most powerful (stopping power) magazine loadable handgun cartridge smaller then .50 cal? Stopping power is a colloquial term used to describe the ability of a firearm or other weapon to cause a penetrating ballistic injury to a target, human or animal, sufficient to incapacitate the target where it stands. The term is not a euphemism for lethality. It refers only to a weapon's ability to incapacitate quickly, regardless of whether death ultimately ensues. Some theories of stopping...

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You throw out books after get Kindle? Hell yeah! I got the whole friggin' library of congress in my hands!

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An out-of-date person is an in-the-coffin person? I don't know, maybe it's just a "best if used by" date.

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I have a 3-year-old nephew who likes running around insisting he is not a human. Why won't he believe us? =( What makes you so sure he's wrong?

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Why do priests molest little boys? Because they can? Q. Do you know how to get a Nun pregnant? A. Dress her up as an alter boy.

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What does C.I.A stands for? Criminals impersonating authority.

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Happy birthday HTML5. Why do you taunt me? Happy Birthday HTML5! Because it can?

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We are all friends here, right? Maybe, what do you have in mind?

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Is it ok to feel depressed sometimes? NO! Stop that!

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Do you want some strange? Sure, but my wife said no. Sorry Weylon.

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Have you ever given out advice which didn't work out? Yeah, as it turns out, it is NOT a good idea to pet a bob-cat.

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If I yelled "gun", would you use someone as a human shield? No, hopefully my training would kick in and and as I was trying to get a firm grasp on the situation I would draw my own weapon and determine whether the "gun" was a threat to me or people around me. A human shield doesn't enter into the equation.

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Would you ever hang out with me? Sure XT! What do you want to do?

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What is your opinion of dentists prescribing anti-anxiety medication to relax you for your scheduled dental appointment? Bring it on! Every drug I ever got from a dentist was great!

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Is God white? YES! AND HE SPEAKS ENGLISH! AMERICAN ENGLISH! NOT THAT PANSY BRITTISH CRAP!

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Many in the USA have not gone beyond its borders and don't know anything about Europe for instance. Have you gone beyond borders? Where? Many people world-wide never go more than 20 miles from the place they were born. I'm lucky. I have crossed many borders world-wide. Some legally, some not so legally. :)

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Why does Obama steal my retirememt money to fund abortion clinics? I guess he doesn't like you very much.

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If you were an instrument, which one would you be?? I claim the bass. I would be a horn. This horn... http://youtu.be/JwBjhBL9G6U

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What not to say when conversing with the Pope? "Cool hat! Can I try it on?"

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Does freedom have a price? If so, what is the price of freedom? Lately as we watch funerals, hear taps, and hear twenty-one gun salutes, we should have no doubt about the price of freedom. Were we to attend one of the funerals for a service person killed in Iraq, or Afghanistan and were we to ask his or her family, "What is the price of freedom?" the family could tell you. In tears, they would say, "The price of freedom is blood."

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Any words of wisdom for a 19 year old guy on his journey through life? Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.

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What is a bad name for a cat? Dinner.

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Can I just apologize for all my typos? Sure. All is forgiven. Go and sin no more.

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Who is someone you can't ever imagine crying? Chuck Norris. His tears cure cancer. He doesn't cry.

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Do all dogs have the same accent when barking? I don't think so. I have a friend that has an afghan hound and a german shepherd that fight all the time. I think its because they can't communicate.

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Can you see a canal from your couch? No, but I can smell a beach. :)

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Does trouble make you laugh? Damn! I hope so. It's all about the fun for me. :)

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On a police welfare check when they come in can they legally charge you with anything that they find in the house without a warrant. Of course. They are law enforcement officers. Anything in plain sight is fair game.

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The US closed its embassy in Damascus today. I don't know if other countries have done the same. Is Syria serious or rattling chains? Oh their serious. Dead serious. 200 today alone.

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Have you ever done anything that would be considered by others as couragous? I once ate at a seafood buffet. It's a very fine (and sometimes undefined) line that separates bravery from stupidity.

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What is the best part of wedding in your country ? An open bar!

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would you accept if i invite you to Islam?why or why not. Because Islam is the religion of peace? That's pure unadulterated Bullshit. Because it is so tolerant? Wrong again. You tell me. What is so great about a religion that condones the killing of innocent women and children simply because of a different set of beliefs? No. I'm sorry but its going to take a lot more than a "friendly" invite to get me to consider treason.

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Is Michael Ian Black a homosexual? Probably. Who is Michael Ian Black?

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Has anyone seen my invisible dog? Yeah, showed up last night. Went home with my imagery friend.

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The ayatollah has called for the destruction of Israel and death to all Jews. Still think Islam is a peaceful religion? Yeah, nothing new here. In fact this has been Islamic standard operating procedure for almost 1400 years. Lieutenant Colonel West, U.S. Army (Ret.) seems to have a pretty firm grasp on the facts when he says: Islamic terrorism began long before 1950s when the nation of Israel was formed or the late 18th century, when United States was founded. Back in the 7th century, there was no Israel...

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A truck wants to be a Porsche. Can it overcome its "DNA" and become one? Can people overcome their DNA or no way? Is DNA rigid/hard-wired? I have a sports car that wants to be a truck. It doesn't stand a chance either. Our DNA plays a huge role in determining whether we are cars or trucks but the environment we experience also has some influence. Ultimately, we are only what our DNA will allow us to become. I can take my car to the local hardware store and load it up with tools and construction materials strapped to the roof...

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Noticed ? Some claim they and their question is attacked because someone has a differing view? I have noticed that. It would seem as if you will be attacked if you simply have a different opinion. That's one of the reasons I don't answer a lot of religious or political questions. A free EXCHANGE of ideas and opinions is, to me, an important part of my life long quest for knowledge. I love to learn how people feel about experiences in their lives. To look at things from a new perspective...

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Can Jesus help me find piece? Maybe. Piece of what?

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What kind of music did Jesus like? My guess is techno/folk. He was WAY hip. Little known factoid: Jesus was a socialist!

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What did you get on your last trip to the store? Cocktail ice. :) It's really just regular ice with a purpose.

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Would you want an owl as a pet? That would be great! Owls are bad ass! Like me! :) The Boss won't let me. :(

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What do you do with foreign coins (in your country) given to you in change? They are great for target practice.

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I met a person with a tough upbringing. I tried to lend a hand by giving them money. They declined the money. How would you feel? I would feel like this person still has some dignity and self respect and I would ask if there is something else I could do to help. There are a lot of people in this economy suffering tough times through no fault of their own. They have done all the right things and still... They really don't want a hand out, but need a hand up.

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What do you want in your omelet? Mushrooms and cheese please.:)

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How do we solve the enormous pedophile problem in this country? Yeah, it's a huge problem in this country that needs to be addressed. Child sexual abuse is unacceptable. Period. From the Boy Scouts to the Church to the child porn industry all of these people need to be executed. You can't rehabilitate pedophiles. Castrated pedophiles reoffend. Exile isn't a realistic option. So execution is, in my opinion, the most reasonable action. If you don't think...

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Is it odd that all 4 of my dogs 3 boys and 1 girls stay around each other when the girl is in heat they don't hump her Yes, that's very queer.

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How many friends does a man need? Need? None. Want? Few. Have? Many. Life is good. :)

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Who had the biggest moustache in the eighities? It's a toss up! Either John Oates or Freddy Mercury.

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Who had the biggest moustache in the eighities? It's a toss up! Either Freddy Mercury or John Oates.

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Have you heard what Mr. Bromide did to his computer? Last I heard he was looking for an Android system for his tower. Did he find something that would actually load?

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I think 'women' who are anti-women's health care are really men in female bodies to make it look like women support it. Think so too? No, I don't think so. Real men love their women and want them to be healthy.

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Why does the middle east or most of it hate Israel so much? It all boils down to religion.

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So what's new on AB? My computer was in the shop and I'm out of the loop. Any scandal, dirt? What'd I miss? Looks like Bornabrit has you covered. Welcome back. :)

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You answer the questions you like, I answer the ones I like. Simple, right? Not allowing others to choose for us? Making our own choices? That's right. Simple. :)

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Did I ruin AB? Yes you did! Now, clean up this mess and put on something presentable. You have work to do. ;)

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Does anyone realize that Mrs. Cleaver is no longer with us? Are you as disappointed as I am? I am disappointed but I respect her decision and trust her judgement. She is an amazing lady. If I find out who is responsible for this I'm taking them out back and smacking them around until they apologize. She will be sorely missed.

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Name a Nobel Peace laureate who has assassinated a U.S. citizen? You mean other than President Obama, right?

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Does society have the right to take the life of it's citizens? in terms of the death penalty? Under law, yes it does.

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At birth If you could have named yourself, what would it be? I like Butch, or maybe Spike. :)

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Why do some people think it is "racist" to dislike Islam? Islam is NOT a race, it is a religion. It is not the same thing at all. Because they don't know the definition of the word. It is not racist to dislike Islam. It isn’t Islamophobia when they really ARE trying to kill you.

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To really foul thing up requires a __________________ ? Politician.

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Does your pet answer you? Only when I'm opening a can of cat food. Me: Are you hungry? Foots: Meow. Me: Your gonna like this. It's that special sea food blend. Foots: Meow.

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Why do I keep seeing "your" when it should be "you're"? I only joined ths site yesterday and I've seen that several times already. You are going to LOVE it here! Welcome to AB SoulSisterSue. :)

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Why did the Roman Empire fall? A lot of the same reasons the U.S. is collapsing today.

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Do you try your best not to refer to concrete as cement? No. Concrete is just a type of cement. Just like mortar or Portland, or Roman, or hydraulic...

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He was cautious as a mountain cat, fleet as a deer, tough as a grizzly bear, he knew no _____________________. Women.

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in respects to John 8:32 - how would the "truth" set one free? I don't know about that but I do know that sometimes the truth will get you indicted by a federal grand jury.

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When did you get your first semi-auto handgun? Uncle Sam gave me my first .45 ACP but they made me give it back. There have been (and are) many since.

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If you own your own plane do you still have to go through security screening at the airport? What if you lease a private plane? What then? Nope. Lease is the same, nope. Only commercial airlines have to be screened by DHS.

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What's one thing you should not do in a foreign country? Smuggle drugs.

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How do you clean the air in your home? I open a window in the kitchen and a window in the living room and let the sea breeze do the rest.

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If you could solve one of the world's problem with one wave of your hand,what would that be? I would eliminate leaky stuffing boxes on sailboats.

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Do you think all womens can drive the car? Yes. All womens can drive the car. So can all mens. What's going on XT? Did you have a stroke or something?

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What's it called when an organism (animal, plant) adapts to a new environment within it's own lifetime? Evolution?

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Will Obama throw out the first ball at the Super Bowl? Wouldn't that be great? I'm calling the White House.

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I got an ultra sound today and they told me I was pregnant? I know its not mine. Did your parents really name you after a cheese? That's all I got. Sorry.

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Why do conservatives blame Obama's government? I thought we were all personally responsible for our place in the world. It's because the Black man is keepin' them down.

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Do you think people are guilty before being proven innocent? I feel people have to prove to me that they worthy before trust comes. Not necessarily guilty but, yeah, trust has to be earned. There are users out there but there are heroes out there too. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let not this blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. http://marilee.us/desiderata.html

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Does one hang lower than the other? Sometimes. Wait, what are we talking about?

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transgender marriage These are the kind of questions that keep me up at night. Could I be a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

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Guys name some of the places where you hate to be approach by women. Can't it sometimes feel awkward when some strange woman bothers you? Yeah, I hate when I'm sitting on the toilet right in the middle of a good healthy dump and some random beautiful woman approaches me and breaks my concentration. Yeah, I hate that. That's kinda awkward.

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Why are older ladies in the 40's and 50's so rude ladies? Not true. Treat them with the dignity and respect they deserve and you will learn a whole new side to "older" ladies.

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Does anybody else think that ChelseaLee is a bit weird :-( Yeah, but we're all a bit weird in one way or another. :)

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What kind of trouble could the two of us get into? You and me? The sky is the limit! What do you have in mind? :)

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i do not want my chats to be saved on gmail. what do i do? Lose Google. I don't want mine saved either but after going over Google's new terms of service starting in March it appears our only option is to close all our accounts and use another provider. I emailed them yesterday and voiced my opinion. I suggest you do the same. Maybe they will reconsider.

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Are there any American super hero's on AB ¿ I'm pretty sure I saw Captain America wondering around here.

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What kind of person marries someone with kids and then demands that he/she be put first and the kids second? Insecure/controlling/selfish? You left out unrealistic expectations. ;)

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Is there a whack job gene? Kim Jong-Un, son of Kim Jong-Il, has declared using a mobile phone makes you a war criminal. Yes, it is genetic. So is diarrhea. It runs in your genes.

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Do you think we'd get better quality questions on here if points were awarded like on Yahoo answers? plus points for answers, minus points for questions - after all it IS called answer bag, not question bag. I enjoy the questions here. High quality as well as "low quality". It allows for comedy and humor. Satire and serious commentaries. It's fun! It's a mixed bag. (get it?) There are plenty of other Q&A sites out there but this one fits my nitch. There is a sense of community here. It's like life, you get back what your willing to put into it. I guess maybe it just depends on your...

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My mobile phone (cellphone) provider allows me 100MB per day of data for free,just what equates to 100MB? It is plenty if only checking e-mail and occasional web browsing, etc. But not quite if downloading apps, music, movies... This is not 100% accurate, but almost. Average email size is 15KB (sending and receiving w/out attachment) Average complete webpage is 1MB (browsing) Average 'iPhone' optimised webpage is 20KB (browsing) Average size of iPhone Apps is 5MB (download) So, here's what you...

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Is graphic design the lowest form of art which is totally useless? Yes, yes it is.

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Did you ever think life would be so crappy? Sure. I'm suprised when it's good.

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Complete this sentence: If at first you don't succeed, __________________________. Don't try sky-diving.

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Since politicians are cut from the same cloth and all lie,the only thing separating them is appearance. Are the cute ones best? Don't hate them because their beautiful Rosie, hate them because their shallow and indifferent. :)

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Is welfare the #1 problem in America? Well, that and those lazy unemployed people.

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She answered,"No, I dont do that!". What was the question? Will you paint my house for $200?

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What is the universe expanding into, if the universe is all that exists? “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” ― Albert Einstein

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Why do some parents are mean? Improper grammar.

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What do you like on your lips? Pork fat.

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What's your fairy godmother's name? Frank.

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Is empathy dead? Maybe not but is seems to have no vital signs and be on life support.

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Are you absolutely sure? YES! Kinda...

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What loud sound excites you the most? Gunfire.

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Why do people ask questions and then get mad when you answer them? Is it because it's not the answer they want to hear? (See description) I wish I could give you a good answer (It's a great question) but I'm just as confused about this as you. I know what your saying is true. I see it a lot. My guess is that what they are really looking for is reassurance that their opinion is correct. If yours differs it is seen as a threat to them. I agree with you 100% about the diversity at this site. There are people here from all walks...

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How much do you pay for lunch? 7 to 15 dollars depending on where I decide I should eat.

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What are you called if you're not attracted to males or females? Celibate.

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What is something that "just a bit of" is not enough? A cure for cancer.

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Are there any businessmen who are Democrats? If so, why, since all Democrats are Communists? They are clearly confused.

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Today is National Pie Day. What became the official pie of Florida in 2006? SB 676 - Official State Pie/Key Lime General Bill by Bullard Official State Pie/Key Lime: designates key lime pie as official state pie. Creates 15.052. SB Substituted for HB 453 By Needelman, Bullard, Clarke, Gelber, Johnson, Littlefield, Sorensen, Zapata Effective Date: 07/01/2006 Last Event: 06/20/06 Approved by Governor; Chapter No. 2006-236 on Tuesday, June 20, 2006 9:02 AM

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Have you ever been framed for a crime you didn't commit? No. All the crimes I've been framed for I did.

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What is something that could change your life dramatically? A gun shot to the head with a high caliber bullet would do it.

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You don't really think my questions are biased, do you? Right? Jeez, I hope not. Your my hero.

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How does Newt get so many women when he looks like a smug lawn gnome? Yeah, how dare you.

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Is Newt so above us that he likes to say "Do what I say, not what I do"? I really don't know much about him but he seems nice.

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Will we all have to eat Fig Newtons if Newt is elected to the office of President of America? I heard he was going to make it federal law.

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Did you know Facebook was being backed-up by the C.I.A.? Of course. I thought everybody knew that.

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What is the antidote for Fear? Hopefuly there isn't one. Fear is a vital response to physical and emotional danger. If we couldn't feel it, we couldn't protect ourselves from legitimate threats. Fear is a chain reaction in the brain that starts with a stressful stimulus and ends with the release of chemicals that cause a racing heart, fast breathing and energized muscles, among other things, also known as the...

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Why would someone post the same answer 18 times? A lack of imagination?

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I have a five inch long chest hair...could this be a world record? Maybe not but it's an accomplishment to be proud of just the same. :)

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Ladies & gentleman _______________ as you know we have something special here tonight... http://youtu.be/JwBjhBL9G6U

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Have you asked any invisible questions lately? Just this one.

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Men, that flap on the front of your briefs and boxers, how many of you actually use it? Once. I think I was about 8 years old. Even at that age I knew it was useless.

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What activity gives you the most pleasure in life? My collection. I collect large denomination U.S. currency.

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when someone you just started dating or your SO asks you how many people you have slept with,what should you NOT say? "Do you mean just the ones with communicable diseases or are you talking about the ones with open sores too?"

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Why do I think you are awesome? Because you have a very keen perception of the obvious. :)

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Society as a whole has decided that you are worthless. How does that make you feel? Fuck 'em. Why should I care what a hole thinks? Wait... Is this the same hole where greed is allowed to dominate? Where an educational system has become so skewered by one school system trying to outdo another school system that they have forgotten how to teach? Where we have come to accept poverty, not as a fault of society, but a flaw in the persons living in poverty? Yeah, O.K. I...

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Is the murder of Iranian nuclear scientists unacceptable? To whom?

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Newt accuses the media of being 'elite',others of being 'privileged' as if he weren't either one. He is both. Doesn't he know that? Of course he knows that but he's hoping you don't. Nobody would ever get elected in this country if not for the ignorance of the facts and intellectual sloth of it's voters. He's counting on both and he just might get it.

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What is the difference between magic and a miracle? Perspective.

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Seems like Jesus was in South Carolina today. You glad he helped out things? Who did he vote for?

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which country do you belive has the "hardest workers" ? China, North Korea, some other communist regime? It's hard to compete with prison labor.

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How many computers are there in your house? Five if you count the phones and we do. :)

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What wont you ever understand ¿¿¿ How you got those question marks flipped up side down. Is it because your "down under"?

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How often have you been an authority figure in your life? Almost always.

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what is a "happy image" for you to think of right now? Pictures:-)? "Leash laws"

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Are you going to Texas? Not if I can get out of it. (and I can.)

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If the great depression was so bad then why did the poor continue to have children during this time? Wow... After reading some of your comments to the good people that were kind enough to answer your question and try to share their knowledge I have come to the conclusion that you are either to young to be on this website or your education has failed you miserably. You should apologize.

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Have you ever been bullied in your life? How did you respond? There have been attempts but I'm not a very good victim.

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Have you got a squeaky or a creeky anything? what? My knees and elbows.

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Whose idea was it to try to destroy feminism and revive those long-outdated gender roles? It was me. I'm sorry. I was wrong.

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Can you name one completely irrational fear that you have? I just cannot trust the duck billed platypus.

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Is Knowledge Good? And the Knowledge of Good and Evil, Good and Bad? Knowledge without understanding is a dangerous thing. A little knowledge entices us to walk its path, a bit more provides the foundation on which we take our stand, and a sufficient amount can erect a wall of knowledge around us, trapping us in our own ignorance. I guess acting on knowledge depends on your perspective, right? Does it serve your purpose? Does it give the desired effect? It's a...

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Did the first politician invent bullsh** or was it developed later by others? If all bullsh** were eliminated from politics what then? No, BS was around long before the first politicians. They just developed it to an art. Without it who knows? It would have to be at least as good as what we have now.

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Do you abuse your computer? I like to think of it as a really good workout.

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What's a winning combination? Wine and cheese. :)

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Remember when BP and Halliburton pretended for months to not know how to plug a leak while oil poured freely into the Gulf of Mexico? Yeah, remember when NASA pretended they sent people to the moon? They must think we're stupid. Wait...

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whats the best rules you can get out of life Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see. There is ALWAYS more to the story.

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Any suggestions for a graduation gift? Maybe a great book? Many graduates may have big-ticket items in mind. Remember that meaningful is best, and that you also need to stick to what you can afford. Give what you can to help a graduate with what they need to achieve their goals. To create a memorable experience around the giving of a graduation gift, share a "dream day" full of activities, like shopping, going to a sports event or...

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You useless now internet taken over? Yes, even more so.

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How lucky are you? My luck has been nothing short of incredible.

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If asked to join in the search: would you go help find your neighbours Cat? Sure. I have a cat that lives in this neighbourhood too. I like to think they would return the favor.

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What are you doing inside the fridge? Grazing.

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What's 2012 looking like (so far)? So far so good. It's early. Anything could happen.

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Is it possible that someone may be lying to you? Yes, it is possible, but the shirt I'm wearing contains one highly sensitive bullshit detector. :)

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WHat should the punishment be for soldiers who urinate over dead bodies and chuckle? I like and agree with Alan West on the punishment that should be imposed. “The Marines were wrong. Give them a maximum punishment under field grade level Article 15 (non-judicial punishment), place a General Officer level letter of reprimand in their personnel file, and have them in full dress uniform stand before their Battalion, each personally apologize to God, Country, and Corps...

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Will Bush ever by prosecuted for starting an illegal war or water boarding people or blatantly lying to the American public about WMD? No, No, and no. The war wasn't illegal. Neither is water boarding. The Yellow cake Sadam had isn't edible or for baking.

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how did you pick your mate? I didn't. She picked me. :)

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A physicist on the Science Channel asked "what if God is real and we are not"? What if God is a computer programmer and we're the result? I knew it! Programming IS the most important thing in the world!

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Im prone to_______________? ...fits of sanity for no apparent reason.

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Who do you think you are fooling? Everybody part of the time.

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Are computer programmers better than most people? Of course. What's more important than programming? That's right, NOTHING!

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Men are stronger then woman. agreed? Not so fast, wait just a minute... Sometimes you will find a man that is physically stronger than some women but for the most part it has been my experience that women are much stronger mentally, emotionally, intellectually, and willfully than most of the men I've known. Weaker sex my ass! Not in the real world.

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When you wake up in the morning, do you immediately dread the day? No, that doesn't start until I have my coffee and wake up.

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What makes Subway so delicious? It's the orphan tears they mix into their secret sauces.

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Are you good at detecting attention whores on Answerbag? Oh! Oh, oh, oh... Pick me! Pick me!

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What's the difference between Imagineering, and engineering? About $50,000.00 a year.

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If I trade stock based on inside information and THEN become elected to Congress, does that exempt me from prosecution? Nope. You have to wait until after your sworn in.

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When did Jesus condemn the welfare system? I saw that in the bible somewhere... I think its right after that part where he came back to life and was out of work.

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Who's the worst teacher/coach? You should delete this question.

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Why does Obama want to censor the internet, except for sites that distribute The Communist Manifesto? Because he's a secret Muslim/Communist?

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Josey Wales is mowing down Bluecoats. He says "He ain't got nothing better to do?" Why does Josey have nothing better to do? Lack of imagination.

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If the Greatest Generation can drink at work and smoke cigarettes and beat kids, why is that illegal now? Ahw... The good old days when men were men and sheep were frightened.

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Stu B, Possum and der Bingle what is up with you guys lately? Coming on here pissing every one off with your smart mouth replies? Let's Are you sure it's everyone or just you? I love a smart-ass. :)

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What makes you feel special? Licking the windows on the short bus.

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Why do all these weak occupiers think their entitled when they're weak and whiny cry babies? Yeah! Why aren't they at work like real people?

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Do you hate doctors because of their god-like smugness? No, I kind of admire the whole god complex thing. It's their shallow indifference that makes me hate them.

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I hate doctor, but cry like baby when dying. Money? Yes.

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Riddle me this. What kind of bees produce milk? Holy honey milk Batman! He has us stumped!

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The girls on answerbag are freaking awesome don't you think? who's your favorite? Yes, the girls are awesome but I prefer the women. :)

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Are most Italian men really that abusive?? Yes, and they all have a mustaches so they can look like their mothers.

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Looks like Obama and his liberal media are up to their old tricks. How so?

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You find a pygmy pony and you decide to keep it....what do you name it? How about something regal like... Sir shits a lot.

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How are you feeling this morning? Very well, thanks. You?

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How do you feel about driving long distances? Do you hate it, or look forward to it? Yes, I like long drives, walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.

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Is it normal? Please read describtion. Only honest answers please. Normal people scare me.

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Have you ever embarrassed yourself on a night out drinking? How badly? Yeah, let's just say I've done the walk of shame a few times in my life.

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Where did you buy that big watermelon? I got it from a guy that had about 200 of them in the back of his pick-up at the corner of Rosa L. Jones Blvd. and S. Fiske Blvd... and its a big ass watermelon. Hey, you look familiar...

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You have QR code on profile for profile? YES!

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You have QR code on profile for profile? Not yet but I SO have to have one of those! What's a QR code?

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Do you have a plan to stimulate AB growth? No, but I'm open to suggestions.

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This is a personal question? If you don't understand a question some one asks, do you know how to find another question you DO understand? Just as an addendum, your going to want some good thick gloves to drown kittens. Thought you should know.

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What is the strongest opinion you hold? The duck billed platypus is NOT to be trusted! http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/platypus/

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How can I tell if you like me? You sometimes cannot. On the other hand, if I do not like you I will let you know in no uncertain terms. Don't think cause I understand I care. Don't think cause I'm talking we're friends. Underground. Watch this space. I'm open to fall from grace. -Sneaker Pimps.

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Do you want this girl to be your mother? I don't want her to be anybody's mother. She should not reproduce.

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Hot bread from the bakery!mmmm what kind is it? how do you eat it? Garlic, parmesan... with real butter. Damn! I gotta go bake some.

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Do you text when driving and think you can do it without causing an accident? Be truthful. Oh Hell yes! I'm surfing the web right now. I glued Velcro to the center of my steering wheel and the back of my smart phone for that very reason.

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how often to YOU go a little crazy Fairly often. In fact that's the reason I can't get a Tamaflu shot. One of the adverse reactions is "unusual behavior". How would I know?

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Would you like to live in a hotel? Sure! I lived in a hotel, well... a suite actually, for a job I took in Atlanta Ga. I was there for a little over a year and loved it! They came in and cleaned up after me and made my bed every day. :) Once I was there a few weeks and got to know the staff well I was treated like a king! Extra towels, coffee, shampoo, did my laundry, they even gave me a huge bath robe. At least I THINK they...

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When you think of nature what comes to your mind first?(eg butterflies,mountains,water) Flesh eating bacteria.

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When should change stop? Why? Hopefully never. The only constant is change.

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Democrat John Edwards avoids trial by claiming life-threatening illness. Expect to see him die before facing justice? Justice, poetic justice. Whatever comes first.

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Do well adjusted people outgrow computers? Oh man, I hope not!

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Do you think they'll discover alien plants or animals in the next 50 years? I'm sure of it! http://m.yahoo.com/w/news_america/nasa-telescope-confirms-alien-planet-habitable-zone-162005358.html?orig_host_hdr=news.yahoo.com&.intl=us&.lang=en-us http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/nasa-finds-new-planet-kepler-22b-outside-solar-system-with-temperature-right-for-life/2011/12/07/gIQAPfzFdO_story.html ...

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Has anyone here found any body parts? Why? Are some missing?

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What do old people's cars look like? This is what mine looks like.

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Are you armed and ready? Yes I am.

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What is your most amazing feat of board breaking to date? I once broke some balsa wood while trying to build a toy airplane.

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Should my dog have his own AB account? Why not? I don't even know his name but I can tell by looking at him he's smarter than 50% of the clientele here. Wait! Does he think he could be pregnant?

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Are you awesome or is it just me? No, it's not just you. I get that all the time. If I wasn't so awesome it would be embarrassing.

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When I think of Puerto Rico I think of _________(first thing that comes to mind)? Orlando, Fl. I know it's not the same but little P.R. is as close as you can get without a boat. :)

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How are you supposed to find your sense of direction without a sense of direction? We are all on the path of change and discovery. I depend a great deal on my moral compass while trying to remember it's the journey not a destination that is important.

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What does GPS enabled mean? No fear to roam I don't know if it just slipped your mind or what, but I have had a friend request in to you for quite some time now.

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What percentage of the food you buy gets thrown away? Not so long ago it was maybe 40%. These days I'd say 10%. I like fresh. No preservatives fresh. I don't trust anything that can sit out on the counter for three days and not go bad.

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What are you doing on the internet all night long? It keeps me off the street.

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If you have your pos & neg hooked up wrong on speakers how bad does it sound? It's not so much that it sounds bad as it is how much better it sounds when they are connected correctly.

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Is your heart torn between anything right now? If so, what? A heart healthy salad or the 2 for dollar sausage at Checkers.

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What have you failed at so many times that you decided to call it quits? Self levitation.

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Guys, cheesiest flirt line a woman's used on you? "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

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Do you agree or disagree... I agree with the concept, I'm not so sure about the dollar amount. Money does not equal happiness. I believe true happiness comes from within.

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What did people use bullets for before guns were invented? Sinkers for fishing line.

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Are you coming or going It's hard to tell.

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I am getting a tattoo soon,I have a colored one on my upper arm.Its small.I like a no color will it look OK with my colored on the same arm? Not only would it just look wrong, I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

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What is your favorite thing to do with the pot? Put it away after washing it.

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If you're pro-GOP because of cultural reasons instead of just economic ones... (continued) I am at the point in my life where the idea of "toeing the party line" is just silly to me. That kind of thinking is for people that are to intellectually lazy to investigate the issues, discover the facts, and make an informed decision. In order for this county to survive we need people that are American first and only secondarily commited to political party affiliations after careful...

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Studies show that people who are more religious/spiritual tend to be healthier, but scientists still aren't sure why. Why do you think? It's the whole mind-body thing. Sound mind, sound body. The placebo effect is very real also. If you THINK your healthy... That's the very reason so many medical questionnaires ask you to rate your health.

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am i the only one who has to press "Alerts" to actually see if there are any? half the time i have alerts but it doesnt tell me. No, we are many.

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Do you want a job in cyber security? Sure, what you got?

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What would you look for in a serial killer On the news reports, from the back yard where they have just dug up 15 bodies, when they are talking to the neighbors they always say the same thing. "He was just a normal guy. He kind of kept to himself. Kinda quiet. There was nothing at all abnormal going on as far as we could tell." Normal people scare me.

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What does a tongue piercing mean to you? It means that sometimes people do very stupid things.

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Where can I find someone like you? Almost any gun range.

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A kid asks:" Where does rain come from?" I answer: "God is crying." He asks: "Why is God is crying?" Your answer....? ..."because people lie to kids."

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Who is this RON PAUL we keep seeing questions about? Is he any relation to RU PAUL?? Distant cousins.

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Anyone else agree that humans deserve extinction? Deserve extinction? I don't know, but the odds are in favor of that very thing happening no matter what we do. 99% of ALL animal species that have ever lived are now extinct. Be patient. It WILL happen.

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How crafty are you? I'm pretty crafty when I have to be. My wife, now, she's crafty! She's just my type. http://youtu.be/CFFS3ndWSJ4

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How did the steelers lose to the broncos? God did that. Tim Tebow is powered by Jesus.

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Are you in a witness protection program? No, but I am part of the Jehovah's witness program. http://www.crapco.com/badads/ads/witness.html

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True or False: Your AB name has NOTHING to do with your real name? I'll let you decide. :)

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Middle name for Lucina? For my retarded child. I am mentally disabled, so my kid will be retarded. We don't say "retarded" any more. It's not politically correct. You should use "tard" or "mush mellon" so the retard won't know we're talking about them. Maybe Lucina "the tard" or just "hey shit for brains..." or how about "hey you slack jawed, booger eating moron! Get your head out of the toilet! The dog has to drink out of there!"

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Are you a taxi driver? Yes. Yes I am a taxi driver. Well, not really but I play one on the Internet.

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can you use lamp oil to start a coal stove Sure. You can also use dynamite but that's not a very good idea either.

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Why Do White People Have To Hate Black People, in Order To Feel Good about themselves? Is There a way for them to like themselves naturally? Ignorant generalizations. Exactly what any Internet discussion needs.

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Why don't some AB users care how many points they have or how high up the leaderboard they are? I guess they don't understand that each point equals one U.S. dollar at the AB online store and souvenir shop.

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Soooooooooooooo. I guess only hip cool kids on iPhones matter anymore? Not true! Some of us hip cool kids use Android phones.

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Are you worried that the world will end in 2012 or not concerned at all? People have been predicting the end of the world for as long as there have been people. Think Y2K.

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What can a 17 year olds parents do to a 24 year for dating her in IL? A good rule of thumb for life is -if you have to lie or hide to do something, you probably shouldn't be doing it. Personally, If you were "dating" my minor child against my wishes, I would remind you that there are places out by the interstate where nothing will ever be built and plead with you to not make me dig another shallow grave.

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Why do YOU think We, Russian women, are so HOT??? I don't know for sure. I can't quite put my finger on it. There's just something about a woman that can pull a plow all day, look like the milk cow, and still pack on an extra 50 pounds of love and devotion that appeals to me.

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My bank is ____________________ ... a local credit union. Fuck BOA!

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Have you ever been under police investigation Not as far as you know.

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Do you ever get the feeling New Gingrich is talking down to people like some kind of D&D computer programmer? I'm sorry. D&D programmer?

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Do you want to take this outside? I don't need to go outside. This won't take long. We can do this right here.

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KITTIES!?!??????????????!?!? ... and rice!!! Thirty million Chinese can't be wrong.

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is this a good first job ? That sounds like a very good first job opportunity. Congratulations.

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I found out my girlfriend was sleeping with multiple guys. Yeah, I just found out my cat can lick it's own asshole.

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I found out my girlfriend was sleeping with multiple guys. Yeah, I just found out my cat can lick it's own asshole.

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What should be the goal of life? Fun.

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At the moment, what do you smell like right now?? I smell like a real man wants to smell.

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Do you think the U.S. is the best country in the world? At many things, yes.

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Do people know how wonderful you are Sure, but it's a lot of work. I have to keep reminding them.

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Do you have Anxiety? Not at all. It's developed into full blown PTS disorder.

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How do i restore windows system32 config? I'm sure I don't know... just like I don't know why you won't accept my friends request. :(

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Should I spank my teenage son? I am a mother of 3 and my 15 year old son is disrespectful,and will never do what he is told to do. Help! At 15 most kids are straight up loony tunes. Mostly because of all the hormones rushing around in their blood stream but also because they are trying to establish themselves as adults. No small feat. It's probably a little late for spanking so your going to need to use the "carrot and the stick" approach. (I know, the "stick and stick" approach is more attractive.) You have to make them...

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do you think I should own a gun? I don't have enough information to give an informed response. Any history of mental illness or violence? Criminal history? Why do you want a gun?

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Why is Honda the best car in the universe? The Accord Hybrid? As almost the anti-Honda our long-term test car gained no fuel efficiency and negligible performance over a non-hybrid Accord of the same generation, it just cost more and weighed more. http://blogs.edmunds.com/karl/2010/03/karl-on-cars-car-guy-talk----honda.html

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How can I tell if I am Australian? You know that the value of a public holiday is measured in terms of alchohol. God bless the queen and her 4-day birthday.

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What is the funniest error message you ever saw? ..keyboard not responding..press any key to continue..

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Burglar tools, check. Ski mask and gloves, check. GPS, check. Anything worth stealing from your house? Nope. There is nothing in my house worth dieing for. If your lucky I won't be home and all you have to deal with is the dogs. They are very fair and patient. They will let you in but they won't let you leave.

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If on 9/11 there was a part of each bldgs steel that first gave out, why would the 3 bldgs not lean and fall in those respective directions? Yeah! We never landed on the Moon either! They must think we're stupid.

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Do you know how to drive an airplane? Sure. Anyone can fly a plane. Landing is the tricky part.

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bye! are you happy im leaving for awhile and stop asking so many stupid questions cuz i am! LOL You know it doesn't count if you just change your user name or start a new account, right?

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Life is ..... ... suppose to be fun.

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If the new Somalian kid in your town wants to take an AK-47 to school, aren't you being culturally insensitive to ask that he not? Yes it is! We must embrace our differences. All the way up to the point where he blows our multicultural heads off for our Kools. BTW That's one bad ass automobile! I'd love to see that on "Pimp my ride".

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i love you! why dont you love me?? I do "love" you. Just not like that. Your to needy.

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Have you ever had coffee that was better than starbucks? Oh Hell yes! Starbucks is highly overrated.

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Can I go to the bathroom? You may, but no lolly-gaging in the hallways on the way back!

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Have you ever eaten ginger? Yes, but I much prefer Mary Ann. :)

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Do children need airplane tickets if they are kept in the overhead compartment? Not if their IN the carry on. :)

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If you are emotionally being a abused and threatened to get abused by your mother and have been in situation where they are in child dangerment. What are my rights as a 16 year old when the only suitable place to live is with someone other than family? ( To many variables to make an accurate assessment. Whos definition of abuse? Endangered how? What state are you in? Define suitable.

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How do you know when it's time to call in the professionals? Not until I'm in way over my head.:)

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Would you like to suggest a new punctuation mark? No, but I'm 100% behind a sarcasm font.

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What are the odds of one factor that make the earth suitable for life, to arise by chance, of two, of ALL the factors? What of prophecies? Pretty good. NASA has discovered a few and no doubt there will be several more. http://mashable.com/2011/12/20/nasa-kepler-exoplanets/ http://www.king5.com/news/environment/Earth-like-planet-discovered-in-Goldilocks-Zone-135058298.html http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/kepler/news/kepscicon-briefing.html http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kepler_(spacecraft) ...

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Welcome to 2012. What do you want this year? World peace.

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Who made the paper clip, the capacitor, the MRI, the neural computer, so, who created lifeforms, even the simplest lifeform is complex? Woah, slow down a minute. God makes paper clips?

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Why is Chevrolet the best car in the world? The 1976 Chevy Chevette?

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I had a dream. What does that mean? It means your doing that "sleeping" thing right.

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How can we generate lots of bad publicity about the United States. So that everybody ELSE does not want to migrate here? Lately, all we have to do is tell the truth.

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This quietness is making me Loony! Doesn't anyone have anything to say? Word.

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Will you do a naked webcam show now? I'm willing but if Congress sees it they will outlaw pixels.

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Where can I get Karma? Try the Karma boutique at the mall.

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Could you see yourself taking up arms and taking to the streets in revolt? Absolutely. And I am not alone. There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.

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Can American citizens carry weapons in foreign countries? For the most part, no. One exception could be if your in the military.

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can we end on good terms or will it get nasty? There's no need to get nasty.

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I feel like ive been raped even though i havnt? You are obviously gay when your drunk. Think about that rather than "hypno-therapy".

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Bank of America is __________. ... a sorry excuse for a bank that is slowly circling the drain.

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Is today the end? Nope, today is just the beginning. Happy New Year Weyloony.

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Men: What do you do to make yourself look hot? I clip my latest bank statement to my lapel.

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Are you concerned about the "cult-loony" movement on AB? No, I'm planning to set up and run a de-programming clinic where, for a small fee, I will help people regain their original names and reintroduce them into the AB society.

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Who wants to be BROMY? I make it a point to never join a club that would stoop so low as to accept me as a member.

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Why are people opposed to having to be drug tested for welfare? People on drugs are opposed. As far as I can tell most other people (those not on drugs, those paying for it, those that realise we cannot afford the programs any longer) are all for it.

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If Jesus was real, who is now related to him? I can't say for sure but there is this chick that lives down the street that is heavenly. She has to walk past my house to get to the beach and every time I see her I can't help but say "Jesus Christ!"

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Did you know some people don't like Obama and other people do like Obama? But... Wait. I don't understand. How is that possible?

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Did you know the Bible predicted Facebook? You should have your own church. Can I be a deacon?

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Sharks! Sharks! Sharks in the gene pool? If only... Bless mommy and daddy and please God, a little more bleach in the gene pool.

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When life gives you lemons, make ____________! ...friends with someone who life has given them vodka.

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So, how many things are uselss? Are you one of them? Many things are useless. I am not. If nothing else, I'm a pretty good bad example. BTW I heard through the grape vine you got a new job. Congratulations. In this economy that is an impressive accomplishment.

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Is Answerbag closing down? It sounds like KDP has heard stuff that I haven't. Anyone have a reference site for it? Yes it is. Once again KDP is on the cutting edge of Information Dissemination and Management. Please ensure all work is finished, you have tied up any loose ends, and said your good byes at the close of business at midnight December 31, 2011.

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WHAT IS THE LONGEST PERIOD OF TIME YOU CAN STAY SINGLE FOR?? A great deal depends on how well you incorporate lower case letters in your communications.

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Do we know which races are cleverer? I mean we all know but has there been any studies? I know there have never been any credible studies done but prefer the dog track. Those greyhounds are some crafty bastards!

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Can you offer an explanation why policemen whistle when they twirl their batons when they cross the street? For the same reason they twirl their batons. To make their presence know. A large part of law enforcement is to deter crime.

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Have you been unstable, really. When? Just once. From 1965 to present.

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Dear Americans: Are you looking forward to being spied on by police drones? Looking forward? No. Looking back 30 years ago we had satellites that could clearly distinguish facial features and identify individuals. What makes you think this capability isn't available today?

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Do you think this guy had bad intentions?? Why?? I just want older opinions because idk I mean I don't get it.. I'm obviously naive I mean, like, yes, you know?

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Name a city that doesn't has snow? My current base of operations, Cocoa Beach, Florida.

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I bet Mr. Bromide is enjoying his new job right now. He hasn't got any time for AB anymore, agree? I hope it's something he can be good at... like customer service. Yeah, he's a "people person".

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This maybe stupid question, I have the ghost radar app on my phone and it says words and shows u if there's a presence around is it real? Of course it's real! They are all real. Ain't technology wonderful? I have the Tazer app on my phone in case I need to protect myself.

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Why don't most cats learn commands like sit, jump, or to come when you call them by your name? Cats were worshipped by the ancient egyptians and they have never forgotten that fact. “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” -Robert A. Heinlein

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Is this site shutting down in January? Yes. Please be sure to say "good-bye" to all your friends and associates and tie up any loose ends before the close of business at midnight 12/31/2011.

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If Jesus could walk on water, and humans are 78% water... if I walk on someone, am I 78% Jesus? John, you Sir are a fucking genius! Kinda makes me wish I had voted for you.

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Can we safely assume that 95 percent of the politicians in Washington, D.C. are semi-criminal or entirely criminal? I think your being generous but yeah, I think that's a fair statement.

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can you list the most common AB'ers? Naw, It's the UN-common AB'ers that I prefer.

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Are the answers you give actually helpful? Probably not. Most of the time I'm just being a smart-ass. :)

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Let's assume that I live in a society where people are very outraged by pedophilia and child abuse... let's assume they don't.

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What your views on Orthodox Jews in Israel wanting to force females to walk on the opposite side of the street(from males). Can I make 'em walk behind me too?

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I want to join the Jehovah Witnesses, but I still want to receive birthday gifts. How can I do this? What an incredible question. Bravo Sir! Bravo! ...and, your gonna want a good theology attorney for that. Call Saul. 1 505 503 4455

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How would you feel if I gave you one skittle? Slighted.:(

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Who is your favorite president and why? Richard Milouse Nixon. He got us out of Viet Nam.

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are humans even able to salvage our earth? or are we doomed to destroy it. Stop worrying. The planet is fine... YOUR the one that's doomed. Make more plastics.:) http://youtu.be/eScDfYzMEEw

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I guess Tebow's horrible playing on Christmas Eve was God's way of telling him, "F you"? Maybe even God is sick of this clown. Hold a good thought.:)

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How old were you when you first joined a gang? I'll have to let you know when it's official. The "Grey Panthers" still around?

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Do you use AB from an iPhone or smart phone? Sometimes.

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How are chickens killed? Some are traffic fatalities, some meet their demise for food, some get sick and die, and I suspect some get depressed and commit suicide. It can't be to much fun being a chicken.

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What have you done to Santa? Hey, how would I know he can't handle his liquor?

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What might be a really bad idea to decorate your Christmas tree with??? (humor encouraged ...) Road flares. From me and mine to you and yours, Merry Christmas Mrs. Cleaver.:)

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What is something you would never do? Give birth to a child. I kinda wish I could.

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Why do some people "look the other way" when a situation needs the police and or medical attention? You tell me. Why did you go inside and turned on the listen live police scanner?

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Peach orange octogon shaped pill with N8 on one side Red round fruit with green leaves. http://www.drugs.com/pill_identification.html

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would it be better if abortions were illegal after 10 weeks? In a perfect world it would be better if the government and people that are not involved in the relationship kept their noses out of other peoples business when it comes to something as personal as an abortion. Personally, I'm all for late term abortion. All the way up to the 5th... or 6th... grade! Let's face it. Some kids just suck!

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Why did you call me on my phone? You won't answer the stove.

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What's the most exotic name you've heard of? My neighbors have a set of twin boys name Dejuan and Deudderjuan.

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If George W. Bush could run 4 president again, and ran against Barack Obama, whom would u vote 4 ? Somebody else. Almost ANYBODY else.

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When was the last time you watched NFL football? January 12, 1969. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_III

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Why do people always have to tell everyone their video was uploaded from an Android phone? I guess it's because their brains have difficulty comprehending the new technology and they assume (incorrectly) that everyone will be amazed at their new found super-human abilities.

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Do you talk to your husband or wife? Constantly. Wait a minute. You make it sound like I have a choice.

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Anyone else glad to have Bornabrit back with us? I am always pleased to see people return that have been away. Welcome back Bornabrit!

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What does "In God we trust mean"? "In God we trust. All others pay cash."

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Do they really have cookies on the dark side? No, but they do have ice cold beer and deep-fried clam strips.

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Do dogs still chase cars? Not smart dogs. You should come to my house. I've got dogs so stupid the cat is ashamed of them. Hell, they chase parked cars.

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It's time we take a page from Hugo Chavez's book and nationalize the US Oil Industry. Agreed? Not so fast. Maybe we should check with the general population of Venezuela first. How's that working out for them?

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Have you noticed that gut brains are telepathic? Yes I have. That stuff is primal. We're talking cave man stuff. Go with your gut!

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What is your general philosophy of life? This too, shall pass.

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What is so important about FaceBook Likes? Dude! It's JUST the most deciding factor in whether your worthy of life!

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would you rather question or be questioned? Be questioned. Go ahead. Ask me something. I'll give you an honest answer. If I don't know, I'll make something up!

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Do you like your life? I do, and it's all my doing.:)

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What should happen to a priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also? WTF? Nuns dressed up as alter boys?

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When will AB be blocked in China? I'm pretty sure it already is.

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What kind of house plants do black people like? Is there a particular variety that they gravitate toward as a racial group? Mustard greens. Why? You got something to say?

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I'm _______________ and i'm proud to say it! ...heavily medicated for your protection

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How often do you take a shower or bath? Religiously. Once a week, whether I need it or not.

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Is all this religious debate on AB a bit divisive? ABsolutely! :)

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Did you ever just want a good time and treat your parents or elders like they did'nt even exist and rip their fancy bottle of alcohol away? My elders are like Homey the clown and "Homey don't play that."

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Are you coming soon? Naw, I'm not even breathing hard.

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$2.85 Billion was paid out in the "Cash for Clunkers" program. Do you think this was a good use of your tax dollars? No, but they don't care what you and I think. Just pay "your fair share" and "go along to get along" like the good little sheeple your supposed to be. Can you say Despotism? ...when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpation, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to...

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When did things start to get weird? 1968, 1969... somewhere around there.

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Any holiday plans? Anyways, just wanted to wish all "Happy Holidays and a Better New Year"!!!!!! From the Hobo. Right back atcha' Joe. :)

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They watch Fox News for comedy in the UK, does that embarrass you as an American? No, doesn't really surprise me either. Most people in the UK have very long history of not understanding most things outside the range they can throw a stone. Especially things American. That's O.K. Most Americans can't either.

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Was Kim Jong Ill ? Nicely played Sir. :)

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Do you have to go to the police academy to become a police officer in the state of Kentucky? Iv heard yes and no. I want to believe you need some kind of training and certification. Try these links and best of luck. http://kentuckystatepolice.org/career.htm http://louisvilleky.gov/metropolice/recruitment/ http://www.ehow.com/how_5476047_become-local-police-officer-kentucky.html ...

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Kim Jong IL is dead at 69 what is your thought? Scary days ahead. North Korea is a nuclear power. No one is absolutely sure how many or exactly what strength his arsenal entails but it's possible control could become problematic. It is also a very private, closed, country. How much control and power was actually held by their leader and how much by the military is yet to be seen. There could be a coup, militarily or otherwise, that puts...

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Have you ever encountered someone from online who was using fake pics? No way! Are you telling me there are people on the Internet that are dishonest? I find that hard to believe.

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YouTube is now the major source of learning on the web. Do you have an Android phone? Well, sure it is. And yes.

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If I hit you, will you hit me back? Naw, as I get older I find my patience for fighting growing shorter. Never start a fight with an old man. If he doesn't want to fight he will kill you and "plant" a weapon on your body. It's a simple disagreement. Let's not turn it into a homicide. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. :)

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what do you think of a bus driver throwing a man off the bus because he was wearing a sweater with a small hood that didn't cover his face? It's because your black! Or half black! It has absolutely nothing to do with your attitude or demeanor. Or the fact that a great number of robberies and assaults are commited by people wearing "hoodies". What's next? No gang colors? No baseball bats? He is obviously a racist if he's white and a reverse racist if he's not! It's not you. Your right no matter what! It's everybody else in the...

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Do salaries define hardwork? No, salaries define a company desire to avoid paying people for the amount of work they do.

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I have an opinion but I want yours. Is it more difficult to do one's own car maintenance/repair now than it was in the 60's and 70's? Yes it is. At least on newer cars. I drive a 1989 Toyota Corolla for that very reason. It has a carburator and a set of ingnition points I can adjust and work on should I ever break down. (Never have. Ever!) It has 180,000 miles on it and at least that many more in it and it still gets 28 miles to a gallon of gas. I change my own oil, do my own tune-ups, and change my own brake pads. It is...

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Steve Jobs __________________ Is iDead. It's a little isad.

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What does it feel like to die? Does anyone know/have any clues as to wht it may feel like? sorry if this is a bit morbid..only I just wondered :( A lot depends on how you go. Some just lay down and go to sleep never to awake. Personally, I want to go out the same way I came in. Kicking and screaming and covered in blood.

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Is it wrong for a guy to know how or want to know how to Knit? Nope, it is not! Now, go turn in your man card.

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Are we capable of "choosing" what and how to feel or is it just a matter of will and inner strength to gain control on our actions? I believe so. We may not be able to control what happens to us but we certainly can control how we feel about it.

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Jerry Sandusky headed for a speedy trial. Should he do the honorable thing and just put a .38 in his mouth and spare those kids a trial? Maybe, but you can't reasonably expect honorable behaviour from a dishonorable man.

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Is 800 a good credit score? It's good enough.:)

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what is santa getting you for christmas? The bills!

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What does MEOW mean in cat language, It means "Hi". It also means "Good bye" as well as "Hey, I just came from the beach and you would not believe how difficult it is to catch those big ass birds over there. Not to mention how nasty they taste! I'm just going to leave this one under the porch for a few days to see if the flavor improves". Yeah, "meow" is complicated sometimes.

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What are some of your small pleasures in life? Misfits, cats, and poking dead things with a stick.

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Is there a reward in Hell for being evil: similar to being good you'll go to heaven? I'm hoping to work my way into management.

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Will you go hard or go home? Oh, we go hard or we don't go.

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I am an Atheist. If you can tell me why you believe, I can tell you why I don't. Sound fair? How about this? You don't know what I believe and I don't care how you feel about what I believe. What you think is irrelevant. It changes nothing about my beliefs. I do not want or need your approval, permission, acceptance, or understanding about my belief. More importantly, I don't care what you believe. Right, wrong or indifferent. If you are truly confident in your belief more power to...

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What do you have to say to a 43 year old goth man to make him cry?? I'm guessing almost anything.

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What is the worst present to give to a 43 year old male goth? A reality check? Come on! If your 43 years old and your still playing dress up you have much larger issues to deal with than what kind of presents you receive.

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What does it mean when a girl refers to herself as a "grrl" or as a "gyrl?" Either one of those can be translated to immature female child.

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Why do republicans, democrats and liberals or whomever else always insult each other like little spoilt brats? I believe its because they don't have a legitimate argument.

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What would change for the better if it were under your control? Almost everything.

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Will you be my friend???? I don't know. Seems kind of needy.

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Will a man ever ever understand the "depth" of a woman? I don't understand the question.

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Is Cleavage a good name for a baby? Yeah, I like "butt crack" too.

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Are you part of the 10%? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm 10% of something.

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i just turned 18 and my girlfriend is 15 about to turn 16 and she is pregnant with my baby i shouldnt get in trouble should i? in louisiana Naw, I'm pretty sure that in Louisiana you can marry your sister at 13. It shouldn't be a problem. Just make sure you keep her bare foot and in the kitchen where she belongs.

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Why did the self destruct not work on the U.S spy drone caught by Iran? The RQ-170 that went down in Iran last week probably had a self-destruct mechanism. The technology isn’t foolproof, though. If the plane lost contact with the ground, the self-destruct button wouldn’t work. It's more of a remote destruct feature than it is a self destruct feature. Even when onboard explosives detonate, they don’t always completely destroy the vehicle. When drones have...

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Why do people want to know my personal beliefs in real life, why do they care what I believe? Justification for their own belief.

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Who is your favorite deity and why? http://www.venganza.org/ It just makes sense to me.

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Would it not make more sense for the "Occupy Protesters" to occupy the corporations they speak against instead of our public space? Or how about taking the protests straight to the source of the problems? As I see it the problem is not with Wall Street or big corporations. They are just taking advantage of the rules and policies put in place by the government. The real problem is a system where corporations hire lobbyists to deliver huge sums of money to powerful people in return for favorable legislation. How this kind...

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Do you buy most of your food new or used? New. I can get all the used food I want for free out of the fridge.

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Do you think I should "Retire" the stud? You could try but it may not work. I paid to have my cat fixed but he still goes out at night as a "consultant". (Congratulations on the new additions to the pack.)

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Who is ready to pay it forward today? How will you do that? I'm ready. I will accomplish that by being fair and honest in all my business dealings and treating people with respect and dignity whenever our paths should cross.

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Bring me my ___________________ ... pimp cup!

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Do you ever feel guilty knowing that you're not doing all you possibly can for those suffering and dying like miserable animals? You mean like putting a bullet in their brains? Yeah, a little.

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Hey guys would like chobby or skinni ladies? Guys like ladies that can spell and compose correct grammatical sentences. That's hot!

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Aren't politics fun? http://www.laprogressive.com/elections/newt-newt/ In what way? In the sense that most people accept what they are spoon fed by the media because they are intellectually lazy and it is so much easier than doing their own research and forming an adult conclusion based on informed decision-making? Yeah, politics are fun.

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What is the WORST THING to say to a 5 yr old when they give you a picture they drew for you? "You know your adopted, right?"

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Do you act, wear, eat, and do everything according to your age? Do you believe that we should do that? No and no. That's part of why I'm "the cool grandpa". :)

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Why is the US Navy unarguably the finest military branch? Chief??? Chief!! Has anybody seen the Chief around here?

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Do you think The U.S. and Pakistan will continue their Alliance? No, it has always been one of those deals where you keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

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Do you remember the Max Headroom TV show? I do. That was a GREAT show but like all great shows it was doomed to be canceled.

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If you were a killer what style would you use? Flashy. Something big, like a huge explosion or maybe a hurricane. Yeah, a hurricane... with locust! Big ass locust with big ugly eyes.

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Can you name a singer who was born in the back of a taxi? No, but have you seen my extensive sea shell collection? I keep it on beaches all over the world. Check it out.

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What is your opinion on the planet sized cloaked object found docked near Mercury ? Did I ever tell you about the time I was abducted by aliens that came from a planet sized cloaked object found docked near mercury? Of course I didn't! They wiped my memory!

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Have you ever wished someone would kill you? If so, why? I got tricked into escorting my wife, her two sisters, and their four (count 'em. Four!) Teenage daughters on a "black Friday" shopping trip. Normally I'm a pretty tough guy but I don't mind telling you about half way through this trip I started thinking (praying) about how maybe it wouldn't be so bad to die in some kind of nuclear blast. I mean, if I were close enough I would be vaporized,...

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what your opinion about Teenage Bedroom furniture? I prefer my furniture a little older.

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have any solutions? Got C-4? Grandma trouble used to say "There are very few problems in life that cannot be solved with a well placed explosive".

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Some users have asked me leave. Do you want me to leave this site? Aw Hell no! Dude, sometimes you make my day. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. Haters gonna hate.

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In todays society, how do you define a hero? Police, Firefighters, EMT, etc. No special powers, just taking risks to help society.

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What do u think is tha most important subject to learn in school? Why? English composition. Effective communication.

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do employers have to give written or verbal warnings before they terminate your employment in florida Nope. Florida is a "right to work" state. That phrase is a little misleading but in a nutshell what that means is you can be fired for any reason or no reason at all.

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Engineers: How did you make it through college? Ive lost my motivation to study, any pointers? Would you like a welfare application instead?

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Islamic cleric has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas and cucumbers to avoid having “sexual thoughts". Is he right? Maybe they should just give all Muslim women a frontal lobotomy. That should stop those evil wicked penis thoughts.

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Does your religion involve scrying? No, my religion involves consuming large amounts of Italian food and red wine.

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Have you ever gotten into a car with a stranger? Yeah. It was a taxi cab but that dude was strange.

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Have you ever left out cookies and milk for Santa Claus? Yes, but I'm pretty sure my dad ate them.

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Do you feel like you are lacking inspiration lately? No, not really. He who limps is still walking. -- Stanislaw J. Lec.

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“The trouble with quotes from the internet is that its difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine”. Abraham Lincoln?! Nope. Snigglefritz Ebolouski.

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Would you want to run a company? Nope. Two of the most over rated things in the world are natural child birth and the joys of running your own company.

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If i gave you an ipad for your birthday, would you be offended? Not at all! You have my permission to send me stuff until your heart is content.

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Can't Edward tell that his baby is a girl when he starts reading her thoughts? Maybe she's a "butch" baby.

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I asked my cat out on a date and now she hates me! Do you know why? Sure, she's insulted. She thinks she can do much better.

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Do Crosses at Catholic University Violate “Human Rights” of Muslims? It's not about human rights. It never was. It is simply a means to an end. http://www.sullivan-county.com/immigration/rob_nothink.htm

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Is your TV broken? Nope. Dead. I killed it. I did give it a proper burial in the dumpster.

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Would you eat this steak? Oh Hell yeah! Could you move that other stuff off my plate so I have room to work?

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How did Santa go from a one horse open sleigh to having eight reindeer pull it? Frugality and good advice from a wise financial advisor.

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What do perverts look like? HEY! I resemble that remark.

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Anyone know any two-member bands? I can only think of Panic! At The Disco and Creature Feature. o_o The White Stripes, Sugarland, ... I'm thinking!

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All friends who knew her - Mrs.Dufresne's (Jenna Nicole) https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606106293 Are you aware of her passing? Aw... Shit! That sucks! RIP Jenna. http://www.answerbag.com/profile/31025

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How many years will it be before you can beat up Chuck Norris? I could beat him up right now if you duct tape him to a chair and give me a baseball bat. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Chuck Norris NEVER cries.

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Is Jeeves a good name for my butler? If not, any suggestions? Jeeves is good. I make all my butlers call themselves Niles and speak with a British accent.

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If you have a sore that does not heal please go to the doctor asap. I had one and it was squamous cell skin cancer. Don't wait, okay? Oh Rosie, I am so sorry to hear that. Are you going to be O.K.?

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why do you think area 51 is heavily guarded? No reason. MOVE ALONG NOW, NOTHING TO SEE HERE, KEEP IT MOVING, SHOWS OVER, YOU PEOPLE MOVE ALONG...

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Where do broken comments go? Can they find their way home?♪ ;) There's a country and western song in there somewhere. :)

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What is your thought for today? Today its this... In this unique moment be true, be honest, be authentic, and be joyful. Let your life come more fully to life than ever before.

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What is America's main claim to fame? 24-Hours: banking, doughnut shops, convenience stores, mass transit, TV news, sports scores, liquor stores, video shops, grocery stores, hotlines, wedding chapels. Jon Stewart, the best thing to happen to television since the cancellation of Designing Women. TiVo, the best thing to happen to television since Jon Stewart. The 1966 Ford Mustang convertible. Tater Tots. Corn on the cob....

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How many of you have a facebook account and do you use it alot? Yes many has.

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Just out of the blue you start singing an "Elivs" song. Has that ever happened to you? And what song did you sing? I have been known to burst out in a vigorous rendition of "Viva Las Vegas" for no apparent reason from time to time.:)

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Do black people really like grape soda, watermelon, chicken??? Yes but the problem with your logic is that everybody likes those things.

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If self-esteem were water in a cup how full is your cup? Full to the top! It's all my doing. That's why it's called "self"- esteem.:)

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What is the most answers you've received for a question you've asked? It varies from one to one hundred. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/327451 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/331186

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Are you stable? Absolutely NOT! I'm two signignatures away from commitment to a mental institution.

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Do you ever get sick of all this liberal vs conservative nonsense? Yes I do. It's the reason this country is in the shape it is today and it's also the reason I have become a political atheist. We should adopt the mindset that we are American first and do what is best for the country. Whatever the party affiliation. Anything else is slow death by suicide.

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What do you like to do for fun I enjoy reading poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

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What happens when "The Whistle Blows"? It's game on!

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Whatever happened to aluminum Christmas Trees? You know.....the ones that had silver branches and were lit using a "color wheel?" Yeah, I remember those. We were the hip-ist family on the block! It had the blue silk bulbs. Very trendy back then. Thanks for stirring the memories. :)

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What's the best steak you ever had? You can only get the best, mouth watering, melt in your mouth, out-of-this-world, steak in one place. My house. I start with a one inch nicely marbled, aged rib eye sauteed in butter, mushrooms and garlic until it's medium rare. Remove the meat from the pan and deglaze the pan with a good red wine. Pour liquid over meat and serve. :)

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What was the best television series of 2011? It's a toss up. Breaking Bad. Dexter. Boardwalk Empire.

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When you were younger there was no military channel. Why is there one now? Shouldn't it be banned? When I was younger there was no Internet, no cell phones, no YOU. Should those things be "banned"?

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First thing that comes to mind when you look at this picture? He looks a little worried. Like "I hope this guy doesn't mess up and make me kill again." I like him. That's my kind of dog.

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Can you justify your existence? None of this "everyone matters" stuff. I want concrete evidence. Achievement validates existence.

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What do you think of people who disrespect authority just for the sake of disrespecting authority? It's childish and immature.

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Would you forgive me? Forgiveness is not my job. That job belongs to God. My job is to arrange the meeting.

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WOOHOO!!! Broke 100 on the leaderboard...do I get a cookie? You may have one cookie from the virtual cookie jar. Congratulations.

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Do you think at this point Al Qaeda regrets f'ing with America? Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon and he made his web gear. He doesn't worry about what workout to do -his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he...

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Are you a regular wine drinker? If so,red or white? I am, although the boss at my house is the true connoisseur. I enjoy a fairly wide variety but the reds are my personal favorites.

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Why are you anonymous? Because I don't want to have to kill some moron that shows up at my front door.

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How do I make money online fast? "Day traders" sometimes do very well. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_trading

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How do Conservatives feel about Native American Reservations? Is it another form of welfare that needs to be stopped? I'm pretty sure I speak for all conservatives everywhere when I say "yes!" BTW We're sick and tired of clean air and water too.

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Are police officers allowed to search you even though you dont give consent? If the police see something illegal in "plain sight" they can search without your consent. If you are being arrested they can search without your consent. "Search subject to arrest". If a search dog "alerts" they can search without your consent. These are just a few instances where the police can search without consent so the short answer is yes they can. In my opinion if you get pulled...

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At what age is too old to give your kid a spanking? I can picture myself spanking my kids well into my 90's.

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Have you ever eaten cottage cheese & green olives? Not yet but that sounds wonderful! *trouble heads to the kitchen for a new breakfast experience.*

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How much taxes could we collect from greedy corporations if we increase corporate profit tax to 100%? None. If you take away the incentive to make a profit no one will.

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Have you ever worn a bikini? Well... yes. Only once. I was very drunk and I lost a bet.

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What to feed cats when you run out of cat food? Feed the cats? Your doing it wrong! Just open the front door. If they're hungry they will eat.

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How much do you charge for dirty deeds? My rates vary but you get a discount if they are in country.

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I can incapacitate a person without harm with one small move using my hand and little force but lots of pain to the person - cool? Yeah, that's cool. I can levitate birds. Nobody cares.

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What is a nightmare you remember really clearly? Disco.

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Can you name a dog who uses drugs? I'm pretty sure Scooby Doo and Shaggy were in the back of that van puttin' one in the air.

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Americans are eating more meat than ever. Is this making our heads bigger? Maybe. I know its making our ass' bigger.

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who do you believe you were in your previous life? I'm pretty sure I was a dog named Ralph.

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IM SO MAD!! what is a good way to release your anger?! what do you do when you get really mad? Push-ups.

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What if Santa breaks in your house if he wont be able to climb down da chimney? He gets shot just like anybody else.

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If you had a choice, how would you want to die? Alone, with loved ones, at home, old, young, natural death, heroic death, etc? I want to go out the same way I came in. Kicking and screaming and covered in blood. Terrified and confused. The times in my life that I have felt the most alive were the times I though that I would certainly die.

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When you have trouble, what do you do with it? Excuse me?

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Agree or disagree: You alone are the cause of your problems. You alone are the solution. There is no cause and effect, but yourself. Agreed. We all make decisions each and every day that directly effect the outcomes of our lives. Own it. Cherish it. Embrace it.

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best lie ever told? "Don't worry. The check is in the mail. I promise."

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With or without onions? With please. Got any of that spicy mustard back there?

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IAM GOD -what do you want ? Just a little more than I will ever deserve.

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How do you effect change if not by protesting injustice? Some of you have written off the entire "Occupy" movement. Will you tell me why? One mans injustice is another mans profit. If you remove that profit is that not injustice? In my opinion the OWS movement is doomed to failure because of a lack of effective leadership. It's a great idea poorly executed. Maybe they should protest the rules and policies implemented by the government that allowed the economic meltdown to occur. Now, there is a movement I could support!

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Are you currently in a relationship? Yes I am. I have been in a commited, monotonous... I mean, monogamous relationship for decades.

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Can someone explain this "Occupy" movement? Not really. Even the so called "leaders" of the Occupy Wall Street movement can't come up with a clear, consistent, realistic set of grievances or demands. It seems to me that any clear thinking, serious individual would be protesting the rules (or lack thereof) and policies that allowed the economic meltdown to occur.

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Chocolate covered ________ ? Bacon!

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What is a good gift to get my mother-in-law for Christmas who is in her early 60's? A man in his early 50's.

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What happened to Sea Monkeys and Mexican Jumping Beans ? Where did they go? I am happy to report both are alive and well.

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How stiff was it? It was so stiff a cat couldn't scratch it!

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Do cats pass gas? I know the one that runs this house does.

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Are there actual tourists where you live? Do they ever act touristically stupid? Yes, and yes. So much so the locals call them "tourons". I live in Cocoa Beach, Fl; and just last week I saw a touron make a right hand turn from the left hand turn lane.

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There's nothing more sinister than_______________ ... me before my morning coffee.

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What's your favourite "fancy word"? “Cynosure” (“a person or thing that is a center of attention or interest”). For some reason “cynosure” (which can be pronounced with a short or long vowel sound in the first syllable) seems to be crosswired in my brain with the completely unrelated “sinecure” (“an office or position providing income but requiring little work”). Perhaps the Greek roots would help me figure...

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when is it alright to tell the police to go f**k themselves? That is never going to turn out well. No good can come from it.

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what would be a good homemade weapon? A well trained dog, a spouse proficient in firearms and Krav Maga, canned goods... One mind many weapons.

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Who owns the United States? Mostly China.

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Why is socialism bad? It is not a question of whether it is good or bad so much as it just doesn't work in the long run. When you implement “from each according to his ability, to each according to his need,” magically, everyone starts having quite a lot of need and very little ability. On the surface it does seem “fair”that those that have should share with those that do not. However, history has shown...

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Why do I love everything? I'm not sure. Did you hit your head?

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Do you feel ignorant about anything? If so, what? Many things. I am wise enough to understand I am not wise.

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Is it reasonable to laugh, ridicule and make fun of people with stupid beliefs? Absolutely not! ...but it sure is fun.:)

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What does "makes me feel all warm and gooey inside" mean? I don't know but I'm pretty sure that if you open up anybody and stick your hand inside them its going to be warm and gooey.

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Just How much Horse Power do you Need in a car? How much you got?

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What is your favorite band right now? It changes quite often but right now I'm listening to The Killers a lot. Last month it was the Sneaker Pimps and Us3.

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Someone is using my bathroom. Can I use yours? Sure. It's down the hall to the left. Make sure you put the seat down when your finished. The boss gets mad if she sees it up. Oh, and don't use the hand towels. They are for display only.There's some paper towels under the sink.

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What can I use to remove a virus from my computer? (Please do not suggest Norton. McAfee, or any of that junk) I use LYSOL® Disinfectant Spray. Kills 99.9% of viruses on contact.

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Matt 2 mentions magi "presented him (Jesus) with gifts of gold and of incense and of myrrh." Anyone know what happened to the gifts? I'm pretty sure they were either returned for store credit or "re-gifted".

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Do you have any advice for a beginning drug user? Nope.

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Which Flintstone would you most like to touch inappropriately? Betty Rubble.

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Would you mind if I asked questions without punctuation Notatallaslongasyoudontmindmeansweringwithoutspacesorpunctuation

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What is one sure thing, that someone could do, to make you go away? Ask nicely.

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What would you do if you are outnumbered 1 to 2? Don't assume because I am out numbered that I am at a disadvantage.

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How many Marines died in the Tarawa landing? The cost of victory was high for the Marines who suffered nearly 3,000 casualties. Don't think just because I answered one of you questions seriously that I'm withdrawing my friend request.

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What are the proper ways of tenderizing meat? Rub it raw.

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What clever phrase do you say... when you desperately want to go to the toilet? Drain the main vein, drain the lizard, spank the monkey, choke the chicken... Wait. Strike those last two.

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Can you trust anyone?? Nope. I don't even trust me most of the time.

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What do people have against Christian Rock and Rap? A lack of talent?

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How scared are you of pain? Not at all. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Bruises fade, broken bones mend, wounds heal, chicks dig scars.

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Reasonable force used by the police? Link is once again in the description. Who knows? Were the "protesters" asked to leave the sidewalk? I noticed people sitting on the grass on both sides of the walk were not sprayed. Were they told that they would be sprayed if they did not leave the walk? I suspect they were. If so this is an opportunity to learn an important life lesson. There are consequences for your actions. What I do know is that this is not excessive...

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How would you look at someone differently with a consensual human branding on their skin for the purpose of art instead of a tattoo? Branding, tattoos, piercings, they all tell me something very important about you. You have made some bad decisions in the past and I probably won't be seeking your advice... about anything.

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Having a party at my house tomorrow night, As homeowners, do you find it respectful if the party host go to the surrounding houses, Neighbours, and across the street neighbours and tell them about the party, Give them my # for it it gets to loud Sure! I think that's a wonderful idea. I'd take that one step further and invite them too.

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Do you believe that it is healthy to teach children that they are wretched sinners who need God in their lives in order to be happy? Healthy? No, not at all. But what the Hell... You gotta keep the little bastards in line somehow.

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why is it legal for a girl to hit a guy, but the girl has to do serious damage to the guy before the guy can hit back It is not legal. In fact you can be arrested for assault by merely touching someone that doesn't want to be touched.

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What can I do with my used toothbrush? Recycle that rascal. I use them for lots of different projects. I've got one in my tool box and one in my gun cleaning kit and I even keep one at the kitchen sink for those hard to reach places. :)

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Are you the type of person who would complain about Sasha Grey reading to your child(ren)? Why or why not? Oh Hell no! Can I listen too? :)

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Have you ever got CCleaner installed your computer? Yep. On every machine I've ever owned and some I haven't. I'm a big fan. Been using it so long I remember when it first came out it was called Crap Cleaner. Then they got all PC and changed the name. I still haven't totally forgiven them for that.

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How many of you guys like sushi? i love it. if you don't like it, why? Ah... No. Do you know what we call sushi in Florida? Bait!

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It's not even funny how much prettier I am than my friend, but yet all the guys go after her. Why do you think this is? Maybe it's your ugly personality. I haven't even seen you or your friend but I like her more than you. I find it hard to believe she could be more shallow and self centered than you are.

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What never happens at the right time? myocardial infarction http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myocardial_infarction

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If I were to kill myself using a gun, what type of gun would be most effective? You would be just as dead with a zip gun as you would with a 80 mm recoilless rifle. It's accuracy not application.

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If Ancient Aliens didn't exist on Earth then how did they make everything? Maybe the aliens phoned it in.

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Are cats mentioned in the Bible? Because they're evil? I know mine is.

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maybe theres so much crap on tv because the goverment is hideing something & dont want regular people asking too meany questions Kill your television. The television is not your friend.

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Do you feel like removing yourself from society because of smart phones, facebook, twitter, and iPads? No, I embrace the new technologies. Not the other way around. I don't tweet or follow anybody on Twitter. I don't have an iPad (yet) and my Facebook and smart phone are just that. Mine. I know many people may find this hard to believe but there are times that my phone rings and I actually don't answer it! That's right. I just let it ring. It's mine. I can do that.

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Do you think it is sappy to be happy or is it smart? Why? I think it's smart. We all make decisions every day that directly effect the outcomes of our lives. Choose to be happy.

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Why can't people with so called "mental illness" just stop using their "illness" as an excuse and go get a job? Yeah! And while we're at it, why don't all those poor people get good jobs too!

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Why do black fraternities always stomp their feet dancing? It's to stop the white devils from keeping them down. Evidently you don't have to try to sound "racists" to do so.

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Are you used to getting what you want? Pretty much. I have a nack for surrounding myself with people that find value and derive pleasure and satisfaction from pleasing me. :)

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Does anyone in your family have mental issues? Nope. Just me. :)

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Is it true that spanish black magic hidden in mp3 streams? Yes. It is a very well known and scientifically documented fact! Thank you for bringing this to the attention of the general public.

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What is something people often have a hard time keeping to themselves or keeping secret? Pictures of their children, or grandchildren, or new borns. Isn't that so cute... for a future serial killer.

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Do you respect people who don't like you? Of course. Anyone that has the good sense to not like me has to have other admirable qualities.

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Has anyone else noticed that offensive anti-christian questions are ok to post but anything remotely offensive to anyone else is removed? No, I'm afraid I haven't. Can you give me a couple of examples?

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Can a crack baby with brain damage become a lawyer or doctor? Are they destined to clean toilets or do jobs the educated don't want to do? If performance is any indication many are. And no. Those jobs are for illegal immigrants.

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When you buy boots, do you buy boots that are the same size as your regular shoe size or do you buy a size bigger? I wear a 10 but 11's feel so good I buy 12's. :)

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whats something neat you read today? This made me stop and think today. Capitol punishment is as fundementally wrong as a form of punishment for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty. -Henry Ford.

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People are happy because they focus on the positive rather than the negative. Who prefers being unhappy? Can you choose happy? I believe the fact that we can indeed choose to be happy is one of the most important lessons in life. I don't understand why anyone would prefer to be unhappy but I know those people are out there. (Literally and figuratively) Self esteem issues maybe? I really don't know. Personally, I prefer to focus on the positives and minimize the negatives. I'm lazy and life is easier that way. :)

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Do you live a "secret life"? Not as far as you know. :)

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Can you recover data from a formatted memory card? Sure, it can be done... Unlike getting you to add me to your friends list.

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Is it safe to travel to Rwanda nowadays? That depends on your definition of safe. There are places in Rwanda I wouldn't go but there are places in Florida that I wouldn't go either.

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Why can't you pick yourself up by your boot straps and stop being so lazy, you good for nothing piece of filth? Lack of encouragement.

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If possible, would you give a lot of poor people extreme intelligence so they could get PhDs? Nope. Extreme intelligence or a PhD doesn't equate to wage paying work or relief from poverty. There are rocket scientist waiting tables here on the space coast of Florida. (Literally) A PhD isn't what it once was in todays economy.

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Is it You??!Or is it just ME??!! Oh, it's me.

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How do you react to people who take their anger out on you? If it's verbal I stay calm and listen and try to understand what it is that has them so upset. If there is an easy fix I'll take that route. If not I'll try to explain what the solution to their problem may be. Sometimes people just need to vent. I might be the only person in the world that person can yell at and get away with it. Who knows? If letting them rant and rave on me prevents them...

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i think my girlfriend is prego.she has mood swing an has missed to periods an her feet are swollen an she has gained alot wieght is she? No, she is going through menopause.

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Why did you take it out in public? Because I'm very proud of it.

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You got AVG installed on your computer? Yep, my phone too.

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What does the voice inside your head tell you? "Stay home and clean your guns."

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What crimes are never prosecuted or at least receive no punishment? Tearing that tag off your mattress. Here in Florida it's illegal to put a pregnant pig in a pen. I wonder why there are so many laws about pigs.

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Is it too girly to make plushies like Nyan cat if you're a guy? I'm sorry Sir, I'm going to have to insist you turn in your man card.

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Why do you believe I would care what you think I should believe? Indeed. :)

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Do you think this is a good idea? Good idea but maybe you could have two channels? One for how-to and one for rants.

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my friend talkedme into trying crystal meth. He told me it had no long term effects, but right now i feel really bad, what should i do? Reexamine your criteria for friendship.

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what are some good rant ideas? How about people that go off on rants?

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So I am a bit dependent on lortabs. Any ideas on how to quit before my liver fails? Just say no. Really. Any truthful addict will tell you a clinic, frends and family, the courts, nothing can make you give up a drug until YOU decide to stop using that drug. It sounds to me like your there. Congratulations and good luck.

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Have you got a big dictionary? My "dictionary" is huge!

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What causes God's curses? Religious belief.

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Where does your value come from? Is it your looks, your accomplishments or does it come from the ones closest to you? My value comes from within. That's why it's called "self esteem".

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Why do so many people think "agnostic" means undecided and not sure? Maybe its because many agnostic people have an open mind. I believe we must be willing to accept and explore other ideas or evidence and make personal decisions about what to believe or reject based on those observations. A religious belief system is a deeply personal undertaking. For some, any suggestion that what they believe may be wrong is unacceptable. A man will sometimes fight and die...

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How should I spank my nine year old? With your mind. There are far better ways to persuade a nine year old to comply than spanking. That's for toddlers. I just talk to them until they want to slit their own wrists. Come on, who's the adult in this relationship?

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I'm going to bed now, can I get a hug and a kiss goodnight? Aww... Come here you.

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Who was the last President you took seriously? I have taken every President of my adult life seriously. Deadly seriously.

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How come it seems right to say 23 year old boy but it seems wrong to say 40 year old boy? Because your not 65 yet?

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Where do you keep your To-Do list? ColorNote. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D24SfkfiX-OQ&v=24SfkfiX-OQ&gl=US

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If an elderly woman, a middle-aged woman, and a baby were on a boat that was sinking, and you can only save one, which would it be and why? What kind of boat?

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Do you have a blog on answerbag and do you plan you topics before hand? No, Rich does that. http://www.answerbag.com/blog/

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What government department/ bureaucracy is so ineffective that it should be axed? There are many, many that fit that description but I'll go with the I.R.S. It costs more to run than they take in each year. That's just crazy.

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Most catchy lyrics of all time? Goin' down-town, Gona' see my gal, Gona' sing her a song, Gona' show her my ding dong...

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Why are iPhone apps the only thing that matter anymore? Well, there is Android.

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Do women ever look at the bulge in another mans trousers? I know they do if it's in the back!

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Do you think of yourself as open minded? YES! I'm OPEN MINDED GOD DAMNIT! THAT SETTLES IT AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANY MORE!

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How long does it take for the Love Flower to be harvested in Fairyland? That depends a great deal on how long it has been since the last time I "harvested" the "Love Flower". It is simply beyond me how you can resist the offer of a friends request from such a witty fellow. Please, explain this to me Mr. Staff. I am at a loss for understanding. If there is anything I may be able to do to remedy this situation do not hesitate to ask. Meanwhile I will be awaiting...

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Men should start a masculine movement like the feminist movement only this will prevent mens' rights from being violated. Why or why not? I was going to do that but my wife said "No!"

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Why is Hermain Cain such a stand up great guy? It's something in his genes.

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What will happen if I block someone on Facebook? You get a little tiny piece of your life back.

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Where can we find hydrogen? Literally everywhere. Why won't you accept my friends request? Did I do something to make you angry with me? If I did I am tremendously sorry and am willing to make it up to you. You name it. Dinner, a movie, whatever. Hell, a night out on the town if you want. Just let me know if there is anything I can do.

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What is the tastiest sandwich you have ever had, and how do YOU make it... I have recently discovered the joys of a nice patty melt. :)

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Like, I feel like, the internet is pretty much like Facebook and Twitter for old people or something? Yeah, and like, Facebook and Twitter are like, well, Facebook and Twitter, like...

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What the **** are you so happy about? Just about everything. :)

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Do you believe in something you haven't seen? You mean like gravity and the wind? Or do you mean like evil spirits and Leprechauns.

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What is your Talent? I can levitate birds. (Nobody cares.)

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Are you afraid of the dark? And why? Nope, I'm the most dangerous thing there.

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When was the last time you heard or read a quote that DEEPLY appealed to you, and what was it? "Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have the less shit you need to take."

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How do you, specifically, show your thanks? Sexual favors.

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Do you think that the Wicked Witch of the West could of been more effective by sniping Dorothy as she was following the yellow bring road? Yeah, that or an IED. As grandma trouble used to say "There are very few problems in life that cannot be solved with a well placed explosive."

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could world war 3 start now that Iran as threatened USA with there allies? It could but it's highly unlikely. Iran has much more to fear from Israel than it does from the U.S. This is coming now because Iran isn't even smart enough to hide it's nuclear weapons program from international inspection. Just more propaganda at best and saber rattling at worst.

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I have this urge to kidnap all the ignorant police officers that i knew, tie them up and give them a good lecture and then release them! Yeah, well... You should probably fight that urge.

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How to run away from my job that I hate it? The most important thing is that you do. Not how. Life is to short to be miserable.

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Why do people help get a cat out of a tree? Compassion.