http://www.answerbag.com/profile/165734 New Answerbag questions from The King of Awesome Tue, 29 May 2012 07:50:48 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 07:50:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1574509 Somebody hit me with some points ASAP!!! Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:13:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1574509 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1071569 What is your favorite dead animal to eat/wear? Why? (Please no hippies with indignation saying 'none') Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:45:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1071569 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1067308 TommyTutu34 reached sage last night! who wants to congratule him with me? Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:57:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1067308 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1067286 What is a word you have to stop typing to think of how to spell? Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:43:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1067286 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1065422 Who wants to tuck the King in? Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:12:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1065422 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1065421 Are you easily bated in by jerks? Do you take their obvious sarcasm seriously? Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:11:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1065421 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1065400 I just found out that Obama is a socialist Muslim. How crazy is that? Will it change your vote? Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:52:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1065400 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1065364 How many licks does it take to get to the center of the King of Awesome? Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:21:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1065364 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/868169 Who wants some of this? Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:40:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/868169 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/750996 What is it exactly that makes emos suck so hard? Thu, 15 May 2008 17:06:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/750996 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/750986 Did you know that since I have a longer straw, I will drink your milkshake? Thu, 15 May 2008 16:57:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/750986 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/750936 Would whoever loves these naked horseback questions just cut the crap already? Thu, 15 May 2008 16:31:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/750936 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/750902 What have you done that is awesome lately? Thu, 15 May 2008 16:15:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/750902 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/750898 THE KING IS BACK! WHO MISSED HIM? Thu, 15 May 2008 16:13:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/750898 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/416116 So the pot was up to about 600 bucks and i was all in for somethin like 150 and i flopped the fullhouse...and got beat...anybody else having a crap day? Sun, 30 Sep 2007 18:31:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/416116 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/415059 Does anybody else find it amusing that all pundits whine about is the liberal media? I mean, if the media were really liberal, wouldn't you only hear criticism about the conservative media? Is the whole complaint really just a house of cards, maybe? Sat, 29 Sep 2007 16:23:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/415059 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/414728 I am 107 points away from level 35, would anybody like to join me in congratulating myself for hitting this completely arbitrary benchmark? Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:54:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/414728 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/414714 Has anybody else been put in the penalty box? If so, did you learn your lesson as well as I learned mine? Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:46:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/414714 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413216 Ok. for anybody else who is seeing the internet primary banner on their AB page: do the pictures of rudy, mitt, and thompson not make you shiver a little bit? its like would you like president bastard, president dumbass, or president shouldnt-be-an-option Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:43:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413216 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413213 To continue my reign over all things starting with A, I will soon become King of AB...are you for or against my rise to power? Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:41:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413213 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413202 Is a burrito just a suped up taco? Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:29:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413202 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413200 What is your favorite place to get tacos? Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:29:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413200 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413199 What is your favorite taco ingredient? Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:28:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413199 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413197 Who loves....TACOS? Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:28:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/413197 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/411964 What is a song you sing along to by yourself(possibly even loudly), but would not even admit to knowing about around other people? Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:49:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/411964 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/408610 Why is everybody so in love with petreaus? he is the administrations lapdog...glorious past not withstanding, the man is part of the problem...you can not like one soldier and still support the troops ya know... Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:57:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/408610 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/408581 So has anybody noticed that short of a very few exceptions (system of a down, tool, arctic monkeys) there are almost no decent, original bands making music right now...What will the oldies stations play when im older? Surely not linkin park and nickelback Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:35:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/408581 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/407982 Jennaro...i got the ramrod thing..."you didnt say it" is just another line he says. followup: isnt it funny/retarded that there are little punks on this site that like to decide which questions are worthy or not? Sat, 22 Sep 2007 18:14:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/407982 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/407966 Anybody else rootin for Da Bears tomorrow? Sat, 22 Sep 2007 18:00:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/407966 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/407704 When people ask "does anybody want to join me in congratulating [so and so] for becoming [some arbitrary AB rank]" questions, doesnt it just seem like they are fishing for points? Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:28:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/407704 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/402196 Anybody else watching the world cup of rugby right now? Who's your squad? Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:44:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/402196 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/401179 Does anybod else have to actually hit the view all answer button and then scroll to their own answer if they want to see the comments left...it has been that way for me for a few days now Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:50:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/401179 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/398405 Kingly Question: Can somebody from England please tell me if your Burger Kings have something called diddy donuts or something like that? What are they exactly? Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:37:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/398405 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/397016 Anybody elses AB glitchin like hell today? Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:45:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/397016 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/397006 Is waking up about twenty minutes before you actually have to be up not one of the most annoying situations? Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:33:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/397006 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/397004 Anybody got a problem with me becoming the King of America? Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:32:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/397004 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/395434 Whats wrong with senator craig gettin a little HJ? huh? Sun, 09 Sep 2007 16:44:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/395434 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/392042 If I bring the grahams, will you bring the hersheys and mallows? Wed, 05 Sep 2007 22:18:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/392042 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/392015 Mango: good? Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:41:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/392015 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/383787 Why is it called the hitler-'stache and not the chaplin-'stache? Chaplin was a lot funnier... Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:22:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/383787 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/372256 Whats crackin? Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:34:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/372256 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/362895 "Hi. I'm an ultra-liberal whiner who is really good at pointing problems out, but not good at doing anything about them. Am I annoying as hell or what?" Thu, 02 Aug 2007 20:54:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/362895 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/360712 Im goin to lift now...can i get a spot? Tue, 31 Jul 2007 13:46:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/360712 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/358175 I have heard a grown person claim to be "the best at Candyland." Let that claim roll around in your mind a little. Have you ever heard a grown person make a similarly stupid claim? Sat, 28 Jul 2007 19:56:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/358175 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/358164 Im gettin my house ready for a party tomorrow and taking a break here on AB...whats your excuse for not having anything better to do on a Saturday night? Sat, 28 Jul 2007 19:30:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/358164 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/357460 This place is so full of atheist banter...where my agnostic heads at? Fri, 27 Jul 2007 22:24:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/357460 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356410 My dad always used to say, "A stitch in time saves nine." Did anyone else ever want to kick their dad's ass? Thu, 26 Jul 2007 22:05:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356410 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356404 Want your booties? Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:41:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356404 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356403 Where are my honkies at? Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:40:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356403 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356394 Why is everybody so jealous of me? Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:23:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356394 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356379 How much longer til the rapture? Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:02:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356379 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356032 Whats the worse ass-whooping you have ever caught? Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:43:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356032 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356014 Anybody wanna throw down? Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:29:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/356014 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/352779 Does anybody else want to punch people who think they're smart for realizing that the song "ironic" is only ironic because none of the situations described are actually examples of irony? I sure do. Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:16:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/352779 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/352776 Why did Harry Potter have to die? Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:08:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/352776 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/352551 Do bums have the same rights as normal people? Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:22:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/352551 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/352530 How fast is too fast? Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:49:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/352530 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/349573 Has anybody got any dirt on Dustin Hoffman? He's got some serious sh** on me; and I'd rather bargain my way out than have to try and kidnap him... Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:10:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/349573 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/349558 Dog poo on a stick: hilarious or dangerous? Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:57:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/349558 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/349550 Why are all you holy rollers on AB having your preachy shenanigans and cowardly downpointing fall on def ears when you should be busy praying for salvation? Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:38:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/349550 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/348853 Crimson and clover, over and over? Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:24:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/348853 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/348850 The king is an expert at finding the 'little man in the canoe.' Are you? Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:20:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/348850 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/348848 Where's the unit? Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:19:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/348848 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/348846 Who wants their ass royally spanked by the king? Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:16:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/348846 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/348842 Cool, alright? Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:10:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/348842 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/345383 Whats the most hilarious injury you have ever witnessed? Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:40:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/345383 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/345365 The King is back! Who missed me? Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:12:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/345365 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/338535 Optimus Prime: Great Robot or greatest robot? Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:05:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/338535 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/338278 Is there a wrong way to spank a child? Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:49:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/338278 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/338260 Would anybody else like to join my boycott of answering stupid relationship questions that are clearly fake and only written to get attention? Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:24:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/338260 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/338256 Does anybody else think Levar Burton is the greatest actor ever, not for his role as LaForge on Star Trek, but rather for his voice work as the planateer, Kwami, who held the power of earth? Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:17:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/338256 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/338254 True/False: That guy falling and crackin his head off the propeller then doing all those flips down into the water at the end of Titanic was hilarious! Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:16:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/338254 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/337565 How large of a section of America do you plan to blow up celebrating its independence? Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:05:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/337565 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/335128 The ABFB have infiltrated the top five! What now, suckas? What? (congrats raga) Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:07:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/335128 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/335118 Who's the black private dick thats a sex machine to all the chicks? Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:55:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/335118 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/334779 Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes: Total figment of Calvin's imagination, magically comes to life for only Calvin, or something else? Sat, 30 Jun 2007 18:48:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/334779 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/334024 Does corey feldman rule or what? Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:09:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/334024 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/334010 Along the same line as the 'Case of the Mondays' thing from Office Space, is there a frase that makes you want to punch the utterer in the throat? Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:58:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/334010 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333981 I accidentally answered a bernice question...how do i get this taste out of my mouth? Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:27:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333981 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333961 Does it seem plausible/funny that (if) Jesus could come back and log on to AB, he'd have a bunch of the 'enlightened' users launching attacks on him, telling him he's all wrong about his views on christianity, citing the bible and stuff? Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:05:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333961 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333956 Whats up, my cracka? Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:02:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333956 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333592 AB-Bernice question: Can a girl go potty standing? How? Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:40:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333592 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333578 Who was your least favorite of the Beatles? Why? Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:30:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333578 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333576 What was your favorite action figure variety growing up? Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:30:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333576 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333572 Could somebody like AB-Joel or whoever the Myspace Tom for this place is please for the love of god shut this Bernice character down? Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:25:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333572 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/331716 True or False: "You were a little hard on the Beaver, Ward" was the dirtiest thing ever said on old-school tv. If False, provide an alternative. Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:08:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/331716 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330993 May I touch you? Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:50:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330993 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330983 Arnold, Sly, Bruce Willis, JC Van Damme, Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris, and Steve Erkel have a fight to the death...what order do they die in? How do they die? Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:37:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330983 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330954 Wouldn't owning your own helicopter be sweet? Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:58:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330954 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330794 When a fat guy wears a t-shirt in the pool, isn't that kinda like pleading no-contest? Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:39:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330794 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330772 This is a math riddle, if 1 king of awesome is exposed to stupid math riddles for 10 more minutes, how many necks will he snap? Round to the nearest multiple of 5. Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:25:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330772 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330365 And how many years can some people exist, before they're allowed to be free? Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:34:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330365 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330364 How many years must a mountain exist, before it's washed to the sea? Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:33:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330364 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330359 How would you like a knuckle sandwich? Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:26:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330359 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330344 Would anybody else like the character minimum for answers lowered to 3 so you can type a 'yes' or an 'lol' without the screen goin all white, having to click okay, popping a space on it, and wanting to break your monitor over the corner of your desk? Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:43:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330344 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330342 I get the whole troll thing, but why do people PLUS a QUESTION, but not answer it? Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:41:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330342 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330341 I think rugby should be on tv more. anybody else got a sport they want to see more of on tv? Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:37:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330341 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330339 What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever stolen? (If you're going to say youve never stolen anything, please keep it to yourself) Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:28:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330339 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330338 Have you ever had a boss/manager that believes that to be a good manager, you have to be an a-hole? (seriously, ive had one that actually said this) Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:27:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330338 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330329 Is there ever not a grey area? Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:12:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/330329