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What do you think of this remix I just made???? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u25iiI9DpU any feedback...? good ...? bad...? come on!

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In the Christian faith, is happenstance possible? Not sure if its possible if its would give you a kick-ass score in Scrabble!!!!

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Let f(x) = { (sinx)/x, 0 Are you a PC? Was Windows 7 your idea?

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How would you approach Iran's nuclear policy? From behind!

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What words can be made from the name Julian Gibson Fox Basinful Goo Jinx Fibulas Goon Jinx Fibula Goons Jinx Abusing Fool Jinx Albino Unfix Jogs Albinos Unfix Jog Bonsai Influx Jog Jab Unfixing Solo Jab Fling Noxious Jab Unfix Soloing Jab Unfix Loosing Jab Fix Unloosing Banjo Fixing Soul Banjo Fouling Six Banjo Fouling Xis Banjos Fouling Xi Boa Fluxing Joins Boa Fouls Jinxing Boas Fouling Jinx Boas Fluxing Join Boas Foul Jinxing...

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How much did the first Super Bowl ticket cost? the same as the second one...

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What are safety steps that should be taken if an earthquake is in your area? run!

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Which vertebrate species, if it gained humanlike intelligence, would be most likely to attempt to take over the world, and which would be the most likely to succeed if they did try? Americans...

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Which animal are you most affraid of? A chimpanzee with a shotgun...

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What is a carpet beetle? its a beetle that lives in carpet...

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What percentage of their life do sea turtles live in water? 39 %

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What was the largest predator ever to walk on land? Gary Glitter..

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do you have stomach pain with pots no.. i make it a rule of mine not to eat kitchenware..

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Is anyone else missing Chopsy Chick being around? nope not in the slightest!!! ;-)

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Which do you feel is worse, cigarettes or marijuana? let me just roll a fatty and think about it...

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What is YOUR most desirable sandwich assembled with? lol @ sandwich assembly.. very technical

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Look at this pic how old would you say she is? And do you think she is good looking or ugly? http://twitpic.com/rqtfq not bad.. no oil painting but not bad ;-)

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Did you ever use your pet's feces as your own fertilizer? no but i find it makes a very refreshing change to chocolate...

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How do you turn off the emoicons(smileys) on facebook chat? lol @ emo-icons

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Have you ever read a book that made you laugh out loud, and if so, what was it? my bank statements... :-(

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Somebody call the cops!...I just saw an answerbagger_________on main street! crap

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How long is it to travel from San Diego to Africa? quite a while

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Roach control with Borax. Vellly niiiiiice !!! High Five!!!

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Sometimes when I turn on my PS2 slim the disc doesn't spin, infact nothing happens at all, the light changes to green and my TV screen changes to black, but no 'browser' screen or disc loads. How can I fix this? Wii on it!

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What is the minimum level of stimulation required to trigger a neural impulse poke me in the eye when im asleep and you will find out...

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I have the strange urge to jump from clffs , train platforms , moving ships etc , im not crazy nor depressed but Ive had these urges ever since i can remember , has anyone any idea what this is yes. your as mad as fish on a bicycle.

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Demon photo real? Watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t87rJxKaoQ&NR=1 Its the devil no doubt about it. Or it might be a little dog.

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Cheese in a can, nacho cheese, american cheese, or mozzarella? Whats your question...?

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Dodge ram 4.7 magnum water pump Is there a specific reason you are naming random car parts?

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Can cow manure be used to generate power? Someone should harvest some the qustions on AB today they are pure bullshit!

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Am I mad if I say Samantha Fox is still quite cute? Nope. I agree she is still a Fox (pun intended) but did you know she drinks from the furry cup? i.e. a bean-flicker aka a rug muncher.. ???

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My playstation3 wont read any games, what do i do? Wii on it...

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There r 5 injections 4 dog bite as per shedule 0,3rd,7th,14th,28th,&90th day(optional). Is there any harm if 7th,14th,28th& 90th injection is taken on 6th,13th,27th & 89th day?i mean if 7th,14th,28th& 90th injection is taken 1 day early? I would stop typing now.. i think you have rabies...

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There r 5 injections 4 dog bite as per shedule 0,3rd,7th,14th,28th,&90th day(optional). Is there any harm if 7th,14th,28th& 90th injection is taken on 6th,13th,27th & 89th day?i mean if 7th,14th,28th& 90th injection is taken 1 day early? wow my brain hurts...

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Muslims believe that the whole concept of blood atonement is an invention of the Christian church. My question is: What were the Jews doing since 1500 BC on the "day of atonement". washing their hair

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Is there a significant advantage to using DVD+R vs DVD-R? Are they equally priced? How about dual layer DVDs? no. yes. no.

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Did the clangers terraform the moon some time during the 1960s? no.. it was only a kids tv show

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Can anyone tell me, what should be the attributes and class methods for fan,tubelight,mouse taken as classes? yes... you will get a small furry rodent holding a torch in a strong wind...

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Can you name a universal freedom? peeing standing up... unless your a chick

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I replaced a bad shift solenoid in my 2000 s'10and now it won't go into overdrive after 30 min of driving you need a new Flux capacitor Marty

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Is there anything better than sex? great sex!

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How would girl feel if sometime I undress her in unusual order (before sex), such as removing her panties before her bra, or finish her down clothes before the top? Its common courtesy to play with het tits first...

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Wow! what a good vikings game yesterday. +6 for the crappiest question to have ever graced the Bag...

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Peru faces this ocean lucky old Peru!

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Do you think sentencing an animal abuser to work at an animal welfare shelter is a good idea? no because he might kick the crap out of a panda

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Can I breastfeed with fake breast? lmao!

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I just hit my boyfriend what should I do say sorry? just a thought lol...

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How big should a 18 month old boys penis be? about 7 to 10 inches.. double that if your black...

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How can we break free from this cycle of life and death? by STAYIN ALIVE STAYIN ALIVE AAAH AAAAH AAAH STAYIN ALLLLIIIIIIVEEEE!!!

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What evidence do we have for string theory? shoelaces?

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What is the shortest prayer to the Lord? Dear God You rock Bye bye

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You scream, I scream we all scream for__________? a decent question... ;-)

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Am I alone in thinking Lady Gaga is really pretty? i wouldnt kick her out of bed for farting

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Answer this question with a question. do you like pie? i quite like hairy pie

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In the summer of '69, were those the best days of your life? 69ers are always good :P

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My Basset has become very aggressive to the point he has bitten more than one person he is usually loving and kind but you never know what will trigure him what should and needs to be done? kick him in his basset balls

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What wouldn't taste good covered in chocolate? turds

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Why can i just kick you in the fucking balls? just try it ill beat yo ass!

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What did you think about the movie, "Brokeback Mountain"? One of the best cowboy bumming films ever made

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What's something that is good with milk? breasts... Ͼ Ͽ

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How do you treat somebody with the problem that he has a strong dislike of other humans? give them an alien butt probe !

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What is the most valuebale thing you have ever found geocaching? What the hairy balls is geocaching?

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Is there an "old flame" you'd love to meet just once more, sometime during the rest of your life? Nope.. They are an ex for a reason... they can just keep walking...

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Who would be the most useless James Bond? Professor Stephen Hawking...

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You don't have to be Jewish to enjoy __________? having your foreskin chopped off

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What is the most random thing you can say? anal bleaching

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What does a person have to do to be in a long standing friendship with you? never sit down?

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Mini Skirts: In OR Out? or more importantly.. up OR down...

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What is a way to make a "good salad" even BETTER!? give it to a rabbit and order a pizza

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Is there anything a man can get over-the-counter to help with andropause? a naked woman?

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WILL YOUR VAGINA BE THE SAME AFTER HAVING A BIOPSY DONE? WILL IT STILL BE TIGHT? no.. it will be a bucket

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How many books on cat care do you own? none .. but i have a few magazines with pussies in?

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What Do You Do When A Girl Says "I Love You"? say ' awesome! any chance of blow job? '

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How old was the youngest girl you heard of that got preggo? lol @ preggo

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How do u stop Ance from breaking out so much? lmao ANCE... get some ANCE cream?

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Why is it that more cats than dogs are abused and tortured by sick people.. what i'd like to know is.. what sicko is keeping count of it all!

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What do you do when you go to the bank? banking stuff mainly...

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Which is the better butter? the biggest goat?

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Do they still make cream of asparagus soup? no.. it was made illegal following the infamous 1997 asparagus soup fiasco...

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Lately i found out that i always bleed when i'm brushing my teeth.. How'd this happen? your using a razor not a toothbrush.. get your eyes checked out..

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Do you like the feeling of a wet pussy all over your face? love it!

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I am in a green mood very relaxed at peace, what colour is your mood? black... like Obamas scrotum...

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Are you totally "green"?(Go green) what am i ..the frickin hulk???

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Use factoring to solve the Quadratic Equation. Use a comma to separate answers as needed. x²-4x-45=0 The Solution Set Is { } 80110CK5

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What purpose does speaking in tongues serve? nope.

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Do pink Good & Plentys taste any different than the white ones? dont know.. havnt got a clue what your talking about

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Solve the equation algebraically to find the length of the rectangle. Find the width as well. no.. bossy boots

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What is the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? two chairs and a foot stool

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Do you look down on people who have had an abortion? only if im up a ladder

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How can Google better fulfil "don't be evil"? does this question make any sense?

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HELP: My Bf doesnt see how being affectionate in a relationship is important. How can i make him see that it is? Ive tried talking to him about it a number of times. shag someone else

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What makes the Black Sea so unique? its black?

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Install a blower motor resistor on a 2005 jeep liberty v6 no..i dont want to...

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GUYS: In your opinion, what makes a girl bad in bed? if she secretly has a penis

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How did you find your house? Internet, open house, etc. i was lucky... i knew where i lived...

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How can you tell how old a dog is? cut him in half and count the rings?

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Why did you stop talking to your ex if you did? Just curious. because she used me then shat on me ?

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What was your worst illogical childhood fear? none! children dont scare me..?!

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Everything I know about World War II, I learned from ____________? asking lame ,fill-in-the-blank questions on Answerbag ?

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Poverty is______________? overrated

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If you were stranded on a deserted island and could take one person, eat one type of food and bring 2 things with you what would it be? Be creative 1. a captain of a ship. 2. pizza and beer. 3. a speedboat and a playstation 3

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Should young offenders be caned by courts in Malaysia? I think everyone should be cained regardless of age

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Is buttermilk available here in Scotland? I'm not in Scotland ???

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Why do all living things have to contain carbon? So they can leave a carbon footprint

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How do you make grilled cheese with a microwave? Remove it from the microwave and put it under the grill

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I have 24kb of bad clusters on my HD, How long more will my HD live until it gets fully occupied by bad clusters? Do you know any tool which can remove bad clusters? +6 for saying 'bad clusters' 3 times in one question :D

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What is your partner's favourite snack? My huge salami... :D

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If you give a hanjob to a dead body, is it possible for the dead to have an orgasm/ejaculate? Just wondering. lmao! u sick f***!!!

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GUYS: If you had a wild, passionate date with a telephone operator and, while having sex, she decided to "reverse the charges," could YOU get pregnant, instead of her? I'd be more worried that she would 'CUT ME OFF' !!!!

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WHeN WiLl i CLeAR My "B.B.S" When you learn the appropriate use of upper and lower case text ...

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Can i post here my nude photos? No your better of sending them to web-perv@hotmail.com

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What powers the Oasis of the seas Noel Gallagher

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Eaglehome13@yahoo.com kia optima 2004 how i replace the back ligth swith My advice is to stop drinking... your spelling is dreadfull...

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Is it morally wrong to use a vibrator or is it good for you health wise? Its perfectly natural to make love to a battery operated tube of plastic...

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Have you ever wanted to be a Martian? no

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Women: Do you love your period? I do, it's 1 of the best things about being a woman!!!!!!!! Yay! Blood splattered pants and ferocious mood swings ROCK!!!

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What shouldn't you do with your ex? Use him to re-decorate you whole house, then cruelly dump him for a scuba-diving Matt Damon look-a-like....

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How do I turn water into wine? piss in a bottle.. leave it for a few years

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What should a woman do if a guy that she's not interested in asks for her number? Just say ' Look freako... Leave me alone or I'm calling the fuzz'..

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Finish this sentence: Would you like some free ___________? Minus points?

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Mikey J on answerbag is_______________. (I will give points for positive or negative answers) Not a very good question?

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? SEX INSTRUCTOR - FIRST LESSON FREEE

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When did you last smoke? When I fell aleep with an electric blanket on...

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I am having issuse with my cadillac please help it keepsover heating i have replacedthe water pump radiator thermostat had all thefluids flushed outdo i needto reset the computer and what should i do next besides have it crushed lol Open a window.. Roll a fat blunt... Put some reggae CD's on.. easy peezy lemon squeezy..

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What herbal supplements do you take and why? Tobbacco - Cant help it.. Marijuana - Why not!

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What rights, if any, should Internet users have? You should always keep your right hand free if possible for some of them exotic adult art sites around ;-)

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How can i clean a fur coat at home? Put your dog in the bath?

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What foods warm you up on a bitter cold day? Curry!!!!

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When you are driving and someone flips you off do you LAUGH, or get really ticked off? I laughed once when i got wanked off while driving :D

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What is a reason you might need to tell your child to "STOP"/"STOP IT"? If you were recording a programme on TV and left them in charge of the DVD player while you went down the pub..?

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What annoys you most about the opposite gender and are you male or Female? My wifes constant demands for sex...! Utter nightmare ;-)

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If you had some juicy gossip and could provide proof about a celeb, would you sell your story to the tabloids? You could do a cover version of this chops!

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Does science have all the answers? No try www.answerbag.com .... :D

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Right before you logged onto AB! What was the last thing you were doing? In bed cuddling my beautiful gorgeous wife!

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Whose last words were "Either that wallpaper goes or I do"? Some weirdo who bases their entire relationship happiness on the state of their wall decoration?

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Ladies: Would you wear a shoe that promises to improve your posterior? How can shoes make your ass look better?

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How well do your pets deal with fireworks? My cat Star always charges me way over the recommended retail price for them... :-(

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How can I find a French girl to have sex in Paris? Rohipnol seems to work well... :D

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What do you think of the word 'arse'? awesome... arses rock...

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Does Snickers satisfy you? Only after a Marathon sex session :D

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What colour is your oven? grease colour :-)

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"I've been married for 18 years"... How can you spice things up? When you are doing your wife in doggy style, call out another girls name and see how long you can hold on for.... sort of like a rodeo rider..

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How old were you when you first had anal sex? Did you save the "butt" was for someone special? wtf?

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How do you develop your oral comunication? talk to someone duuuh!

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Finish the sentence: I hate it when people ask............. half a question?

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I just found hickey on my 14 yr old daughter. Any advice? never eat yellow snow

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Have you ever kept dating someone you didn't love anymore? The opposite.. i loved my ex girlfriend completely, absolutely loved her... but she never loved me at all.. its a nasty feeling...

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How do you respond: Fight or Flight? (Take the quiz) If they wont let me on the plane, I'll fight! ;-)

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When's the last time you felt "in love"? Where you had the "butterflies in your stomach"? Yes, I felt that all the time for my ex girlfriend, but it was a one way street, I was completely in love with her, but she just treated me like a dog... more in love with herself!!! still you live and learn..

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If green means "go", and red means "stop", what does blue mean? Your in a gay bar?

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What's the most influential quote or proverb you've ever heard? Either shit or get off the pot

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Have you ever fried venison? No, deer.. i cant say I have...

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What do you think is the most UNPOPULAR pizza topping? sweetcorn... blueeeeeeuuuuugh...

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What did you like best about school? playing 'guess the girl' with my friends.. and getting them to sniff my finger

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Would a chicken or two make a good pet? no but if you were slap it in a breadcrumb coating and deep fry it, chuck in some fries and a coke, I would give you $9.99 !

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How do I find out what my girlfriend and her X boyfrined did in bed? That sounds like classic stalker behaviour dude.. If its her X then it was before you, get over it, move on, look forward not back...

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Why aren’t organ transplants popular in Japan? Have you ever seen a dozen little japanese people trying to move a piano? no.. nor me...

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Would this help me lose weight? Well, in theory, yes, if you ask millions of stupid questions and dont eat then yes.. lol...

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Why sometime a bird perching on cable is shocked? I dont know, but your grammar is shocking lol...

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What is lan network Its probably a group set up by someone called Ian

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I lost alot of weight.help? Do you want me to send you some donuts?

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Do you have any home movies? Only the one with Paris Hilton in it..

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Why do women typically outlive men? Because they always have to have the last word lol..

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Does measles occur when u eat chilli concarne? yeh all the time.. why is this in computers catagory?

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What is the top selling metal band of all time? I should think its the old 3/4" Galvanised one..

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What did the female carpenter say to her female business partner at the end of the day? Do I give you wood?

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Ive got a tatto under the inside of my arm how should i take care of it? A meal, flowers, chocolates, maybe a nice moon-lit stroll along the beech..

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What is your favorite stress-buster? furious masturbation

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I have a girlfriend and have no issue getting an erection when with her and I have always had crushes on girls. However, I've always liked watching gay porn and straight porn also and I'm beginning to question my sexuality. Any answers? Cant you get her one of these and call her Dave?

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Even though Pit bulls have a bad name would you buy one? If it had a name like 'fluffy' I wouldnt buy one.. thats gonna be embarrasing at the park..

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What is quicker than a ray of light? A ray of light on a motorbike

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How do i breed my goldfish? I always put sellotape around them so they dont split

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How long and at what temperature should I cook a 2 lb roast in the oven with potatoes and carrots? It depends what meat it is... any more clues?

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Does you need a lopster Is that a dyslexic lobster?

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Does anyone here remember the show Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman? What did you think of it and can I find the show on the internet? Have you tried googling Mary Hartman?

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What is the strangest superstition you or your spouse belive in? "Never eat yellow snow"....

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In your opinion, what makes a person weak? A good woman!

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If God and Allah had dinner together one night, what would they think of each other afterwards? It would end up in a drunken fight.. but God would woop the sand jockey's ass!

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Will you describe what the phrase "a person of pure gold" means to you? Most flight attendants, you know, the ones that use fake tan...

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What quality is it that you already posses that you are waiting to emerge in your life? Richness of spirit.. just waiting for Richness of wallett and I will be a happy bunny...

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Solve the system by substitution 4x-12y=5 -x=3y+-1 ok.. I would like to substitute the - 4x- for a "WHAT" and the 12y=5 for a "THE" and the -x=3y+-1 for a "F*CK" thanks.. thats much better...

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Do most men today expect the women to cook dinner everynight? You forgot breakfast and lunch! ;-)

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Why do i have little bumps and sore on the back of my hair line Give it time.. you only had the lobotomy a few weeks ago ;-)

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Is there any software that will allow you to rip DVDs? Ripping DVD's take most computers quite a long time.. which will work out nicely when your in prison for piracy! time is something you will have plenty of!!!

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We came back from the World Hopscotch Championships with Gold. How proud of us are you? Well worth the millions of dollars spent on training your young athletes i say!

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How do you get a 14 yr old to come out of her shell? Get her some councelling.. the poor thing thinks shes a tortoise..

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Which girl's names have the most different spellings? Sarah and Michelle not even close..

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What happens to body fat after cremation,what does the crem do with it. He sells it round the back for $10 a bottle

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Is rape in our genes? Probably at first, but then the jeans get ripped off!!!

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Are all kids named Jacob trouble makers? Yes and they are all crackers.. ;-)

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I have a big bag of lollipops. Which flavor would you like? Rasberry please

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Ever catch mice in the house? no? what channel is it on?

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Do the size of your boobs acually mean anything to guys? Boobs are like pizza.. even when they are small they are still pretty good..

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When was the last time you saw your Mom? A long while ago.. But I saw your Mom only last night!

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Who decides to whom inalienable rights apply to? Z. from the M.I.B. (Men in Black)

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Did you see the video of the Oklahoma police officer who shot a dog? What do you think? Was it justified? No I think it was a black Labrador Retriever..

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Hey, I just got an Email notifying me that I've just won 2.4 million pounds in British Sterling! I'm buying gifts for all my friends on AB. What do you want? Can I just have a new car and some new clothes? Cheers mate!

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Trick or treat, What kind of candy you have for me? What else! Candy crappers!!!!

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One thing you never want to be? A suicide bomber

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Can you sum up your day with an M word? Masturbatory

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Will the dead one day walk the earth? Yes, but they get BOTOX!

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What's a great birthday gift for a12 year old girl? A Laptop PC?

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Is talking about boogers offensive to people? lol! Its probably not the most intelligent line of questioning ever thought of!

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Using the "HijackThis" program, how do I know what I'm supposed to delete? I personally wouldnt use HiJackThis.. its probably too advanced for most users, you could acidentally delete a very important startup process.. causing a program to break.. Much better is Spybot Search&Destroy.. it does just that.. finds all the problems and just fixes them, then immunizes your machine from future infection.

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If you got a new dog, what would you call it? FANG!!!!

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What does OH&S stand for? occupational health and safety??? a real guess!

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What is your first impression of a women with a tattoo? that she has a little wild side! nice!

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What happened while you were sleeping? I had a dream I was eating a huge cake.. when I woke up one of my pillows was gone!!!!

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Brain teaser: If yesterday was two days ago tomorrow, will the day after tomorrow be today or yesterday? Who cares!!!! Its Christmas soon!!!!

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Why did Jesus come to earth? He heard they had bought back the McTasty meal..

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Paul can type 60 wpm and jen can type 80 wpm. how does pauls typing speed compare to jen's? Paul is a massive loser...

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Are you in love with me?;) Yes.. I love fat bottomed girls.. ;-)

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What's the best KISS song of all time? DETROIT ROCK CITY!!! closely followed by ROCK N ROLL ALL NIGHT!!!

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On average, how many words have to be "beeped" out on show featuring Chef Gordon Ramsay? Well Riff, on UK tv none! We love a good old bit of swearing!

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How many inches is 15 mm just over half an inch.. Have you been measuring your meat?

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Am new to this site. Can anyone let me know if there is a certain etiquette I should follow? Do’s and don’ts etc. Just have fun babe! WELCOME TO AB!!!

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If something happened to you, would you leave bills behind? Im sure Bill will find someone else to fill the gap..

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What's the number one thing you think about on a day to day basis? Easy! Men - SEX!!!! Women - SHOES!!!

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What's actually wrong with lying in bed all day? LOL! Great question, trust me, if I didnt have to eat and pay rent, I would happily be bed-ridden!!!! ZzzZZzzZZZZzZzzZZzzzZZzzZzzzzz

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In what way have you pro-actively licked the proverbial lid of life today? Well... bit of a lazy sunday, making pasta jewellry with my baby daughters! But they thought it was fun!

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Is merchant navy good for girls?What are the problems girls can face there? Lots of seamen

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I am a 22 year old female travelling solo to Costa Rica for 2 months (Nov-Dec). I want to backpack the country, but keep hearing about how I'm supposed to have a travel companion there. I am also on a very tight budget. What's a girl to do? A 'g' is a GANGSTA homie!

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Who (besides yourself) has the best avatar as of now? Me! If you click on my one its animated!!! Yeeeee Haaaa!!

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How come come why when i what and if? someone please help. What?

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I kind of just punched a baby really hard in the face. What question should I be asking? How quick this will be flagged as offensive? lol..

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Does it make you upset if someone is clearly gay but won't admit it? Do you wanna buy a t-shirt?

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What sense to you is the strongest _________. sense?

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Should we do unto otters as they do unto us? Yeh! OTTERS SUCK! BEAVERS ROCK!

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What is the worst thing you can say when you get caught cheating? Do not start singing this!

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My girlfriend that i have been seeing now for only a month also has a four year old daughter. I am really not too sure if i want to continue this relationship because i just got out of one where she had kids, and the ex is ALWAYS an issue.WHAT DO I DO? Well, I would say..if being a step-father etc is not right for you, then maybe some time single or at least not in the 'stepdad' genre.. You state, the ex is always ALWAYS an issue? Can I ask why she causes problems? Is she still pestering you or whats the deal? Are you still in love with this ex? There are many things we need to ask, here...

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What do you think of Lesbians? awesome!

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If you see that someone's underwear has skidmarks, how do you deal with them? (Do you talk about it or what do you do?) If they were just thin ones, I would just chalk-it-up as an accident. But if they were big thick meaty ones I would advise them to take a serious ass-wiping night course or something.

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What does it mean when male says to female 'I want to be your dog'? He wants to do some kinky role-play with a collar and a lead.

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Are you loved by your peers? Yes and my apples love me too..

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With the turmoil of Obama's pals and Palin's (ab)uses of power I thought it a good time to look back: How has Bush's term and style affected this election cycle? Well I thought it was funny when he nearly choked on a pretzel!

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I am Santa's Helper this year :-) what would you like for Christmas? A Transformer, some play-doh a slinky spring. Not alot for a 34 year old guy!

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Who is the ladies most popular ABer? Ace Pincter, but they dont realise it yet.

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Where is the north and south pole of a spherical magnet? magnets have two poles...well !!! Well, Santa is at one end and penguins are at the other.

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Where does the term shuttlecock originate? I think its what Astronauts get after re-entry into the earths atmosphere.

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Why can't you stop yawning? I blame answerbag, yo.

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Life ends with it,friendship needs it,lovers wants it ---d-a---z its ANOTHER FILL IN THE BLANK question!

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Riddle me this riddle me that, give me riddles to solve and i try to answer them OK... hard one this.. What is your question???

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What is so special about the exoplanet WASP-12b? It replaced the legendary exoplanet WASP-12a

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When did you first discover what LOL mean? Whats 'LOL' ? lol.. ;-)

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Are there any foods that you won't eat because you got sick when eating them as a child? prawns. its those black beedy eyes, and chopsticks coming out of their cheeks... evil..

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3x + 2(x - 5) + 7 can be simplified to 5x + 2. is this true or false that it can be 5x + 2?? please help Yes your fine :-|

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Why is dressing up as a woman considered a costume? I suppose it could be considered scary, so YES! I vote yes.. ;-)

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Where can I find those lemon shaped plastic containers.................minus the juice? Does anyone have a website for the company that makes them? I have a musical coming up called "Lemonade" and would love to use these as props! Agreed. Squeeze the juice out.

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Small dogs or big dogs? cute bitches

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Im a british citizen planning to marry a moroccan man, can he get a visa to marry here in the uk? Sure, or MasterCard, Amex all fine..

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What is the most hurtfulliest thing someone ever told or did to you? They said one of my questions was crap and negged me man...

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How would you describe your chest in terms of a dairy product? What! Thats a mad question! OK I'll play! YOGURT!!!!

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What are the jonas brothers cousin's name? Ben Dover and Phil McCrevice

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Why do the english drive on the wrong hand side of the road? duh! the wrong hand side! lol! We invented the car cheeky!

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What do you do when you feel ganged up on? Bust some ninja moves...

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Is Obama really 'Superman'? No but could probably fly a little way with those ears...

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What is the cutest/ best fitting/most unique name you have ever given a pet? what kind of a pet was it? A hamster called Dave! seriously!

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If you turned into a kittah right now....what would you do? Whats a kittah dude?

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What type of relationships do you find the easiest to maintain? Goldfish are quite easy-going..

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Recession? Question?

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The best seat in the car is the __________. On the roof

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What is your favorite "nasty" clean word? probably 'BEAVER' .. it just makes me giggle...

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When a friend hurts you, how do you not fight back, and lash out at them? Its much better to not let them get to you, if you get all emotional, they have won.. they have affected you. A much better approach is to be not bothered, thereby making them look pathetic.

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Incense, peppermints or both? Incense!

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Where did the phrase "My 2 cents" come from? Thats all I have left after selling on ebay and paying all the fees.

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Do you trust everything your spouse says? No thats why we got divorced lol..

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What makes the rich richer and the poor poorer? ebay...lol..

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Are you addicted to caffeine? no, I'm not addicted, sometimes I can go for an hour without one!

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Iam 24 years old men n i dont have beard....i want to beard any how..plz tell me any treatment If your quick you could snap up this bargain! Happy bidding! http://cgi.ebay.com/ADULT-MENS-FAKE-BLACK-COSTUME-BEARD-MUSTACHE_W0QQitemZ310085550586QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item310085550586&_trkparms=72%3A1420%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

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Is it good to leave your star wars toys that you are collecting in the sun What do you think?

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How do feel when you notice a disgusting question on Answerbag? Do you have any examples?

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Do you like pornography? if yes, what kind specifically? Anything involving fruit or root-vegetables.

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Would you marry me, if I was 23? No, 24 and you got a deal.

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Mark Lamarr or Simon Amstell? Mark deffo, that Simon is an annoying geek!

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Aguafina53 said that my name Sexy C is inappropriate, and won't be my friend because of it...do you think it's inappropriate? nah....! no shame in being sexy! I have been pulling it off for 30 years!

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Would you consider living on the thirteenth floor of a building? Hell, if it was cheap and the neighbours were sexy I would live on the moon!

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Would you be offended if I said "Screw you and the broom you flew in on!"? No, I would just bust a cap in yo ass...

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I'm pissed off today, are you pissed off today? No, Im very un-pissed off.. just got a $3500 tax rebate!!! YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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One is almost tempted to say that my questions are of-----? almost child-like simplicity

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Vacations are the best when you get to ___________. book the wife a flight somewhere else

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Do bauschinger effect increase the stress required for plastic deformation Yes, That Bauschinger guy should know better, that poor plastic already has enough problems with being deformed and all.. :-(

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Friends call when they need to _____________. tell you how great THEIR life is.. shhhhhhheeeeeeesh!

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What do you think of Darwin's theory of evolution? Some of the questioners on Answerbag disprove this theory completely...

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What's you financial forecast? I predict its going to ran bills, and I will get a hail of calls saying I owe money, then like lightening, my house will be reposessed..

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What was the last thing that suprised you? (removed)

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How do you define ugly? I you go to put some lipstick on, it sees you, and slides back in...

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Who would be the worst possible person to have in the hospital room while you or your spouse was in labor? Simon Cowell

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When you're on the road, you like to ____________. drive like an ass hole Ѡ

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Do your kids look like you? No not really? damn....

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NAME 3 WELL BALANCED MEAL Big Mac Fries Coke

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I am such a homebody, could you give me an excuse to leave my apartment please? Set light to the sofa, you will get out and about, meet new people, it will be fun!

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Girls, honestly what do you expect us to say when you ask "does this dress make me look fat?" " Oh Its a dress! I thought it was a tent!"

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Do you think it's all right for a great teacher to get fired because they're gay? Only if they make you learn all of the lyrics from all of the songs of Barbera Streisand or something..

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Guys: Would you rather have a bad girl or a good girl? A bad girl.. good girls are too much hard work...;-)

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What do you do when...say..... a very attractive colleague at work starts acting kinda silly around you, while at the same time smiling, touching her long hair and gazing intensely into your eyes? That sounds like she is seriously attracted to someone! lucky man!

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Is it vain to have your home decorated solely with scenic pictures that you've photographed yourself? I dont think so, it makes them even more special to you as you were there and took them.. Each one will remind you of a different thing. If they are good you should be proud of your work, nothing vain about enjoying your hobby!

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Do wear makeup or do you go natural? Natural.. oooh and a beard..

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What if I weigh around 120 lbs I would guess that not much of that is brain-weight...

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Are you afraid to swim in the ocean? Yes, since I heard that Al-Queeda are training suicide tuna

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What will it take to convince you to never have another alcoholic drink? To wake up next to Rosie O Donnel in a cheap motel with a very sore anus

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Alzheimer's disease: When are we putting the pieces together? What pizzas? Wheres Susan?

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Would you give up 1 million dollars to be with someone you could love forever? Two words... Hugh Hefner... I rest my case...

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Have you ever had something really bad happen and then it turned around to something really good, in fact better than if it hadn't happened at all? I'll give you an example.. please step inside... Well... the other day, I was in a huge hardware store buying wood and nails.. I put my mobile phone down on a stack of wood and was loading up the cart with stuff.. anyway.. a guy was standing right near where i was and I didnt think much of it.. anyway.. he stole my old mobile phone! So, I phoned up my phone company and explained.. they offered me a brand new top of the range Sony Ericcson...

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Alzheimer's disease: When are we putting the pieces together? Sorry, Did you say something sonny?

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If women want to be treated equally then should they not expect men to open doors for them, pull out chairs, etc,? Yeh! If they want eqaulity lets have mixed Boxing! Rosie O Donnel v Tyson!!!!

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Can you date a fat guy? Techically , but i dont want to.. i like my girlfriend

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Girls, honestly what do you expect us to say when you ask "does this dress make me look fat?" I would say "That dress makes you look so fat you should have your own zip code!"

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Which wins, looks or personality Looks.. I'll get her name later ;-)

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Male or Female? Obama or McCain? Female Obama? Man thanks alot.. gonna have nightmares now..

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What do you do when someone steals your parking space? Steal there car!

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What does Antichrist look like? If you look carefully you will see the horns just showing...

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Are you embarrassed that you know all the words to "Ice, Ice, Baby"? yes. (to the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal, light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle, DANCE etc etc etc) Oh man.. I feel dirty and unclean.. might go to church tommorow.. :-(

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How would you describe your marriage in one word? Bitch!

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Do you think that self mutilation can be a good thing? Im sure Michael Jackson think so...

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I want to have a magic _______, orgasm

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Guys:Has a woman ever made you tingle inside by her words? no but a well timed finger makes my head spin...

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Have you ever kissed someone from your sex? no way thats hella-gay!

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If it weren't for email, you wouldn't be able to ___________. speak to Nigerian eBay scammers...

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It goes in dry and comes out wet, it tickles your stomach and makes you sweat. What is it? a sneeze?

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What should you do when an idiot is up your tail and honking? Lets think.. What would The Hoff and K.I.T. do?

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When I lose my head..is there a special glue I have to use to glue it back on? Yes I have an unlimited supply of what I call my 'man-glue' your welcome to as much as you want lol...

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If you suddenly grew wings, where would you fly to first? RedBull's head office!

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Have you ever given a drug prescribed to you, to another person? If so why? My dog once ate my pot stash and then spent 10 minutes growling at a radiator and then drank gallons of water and then fell asleep snoring...

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If you suddenly grew wings, where would you fly to first? My psychiatrist

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My neighbor beat his son with a curtain rod for spilling milk on the floor, even though the poor kid apologized to him immediately and agreed to clean the mess. Was it right of my neighbor to do that? Whoever coined the phrase "Dont cry over spilt milk" was an ass and obviously never had a curtain pole wrapped round there head..

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If I ordered a pizza, would you share it with me? As you ordered, then you paid..! Would you then share it with all of us?!

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What graffitti was found on walls of the city of Pompeii? (not the dirty illustrations). ЯΟϻΑИς ȺʀȨ ǤāɎ Ѡ

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What are all the things a police officer has on his/her belt? Grapple hook, light-saber, vanity mirror, left / right indicator lights, donut maker, some ninja stuff, a mobile phone (with Dunkin Donuts on speed-dial) and some bondage equipment (handcuffs)

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Who won the Canadian elections? Barrack Obamoose?

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Why do ppl feel the need to comment on the age difference between my boyfriend and i? i didnt ask for their opinion. because they smell and have no friends

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My son's new favourite pasttime is playing with his "little friend". He's 8 weeks old. Is this not utterly hilarious!? ^_^ Yeh its a friendship that lasts oooooh about 34 years! Mines still my best pal!!!!

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What should I dress as for Halloween? =P I need your ideas. get ready for it... ZOM-BAMA..!! A zombie version of Obama!

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What question on AB is your number 60? If you could bring back a famous figure from the past, Who would you choose & Why? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/636984

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Hi Bag, I just heard about Nelson. Ive been away from AB for a while, but this has shocked and saddened me, he was awesome. Do you have any fond stories about conversations with him? Dont give me any points please, I'm not after points. I remember lots of funny conversations with Nelson.. And him being responsible for the whole AnswerBag Jetpack phenomena.. And that nice pic of his, the Spaniel with dark glasses on.. I believe that his username and avatar were in memory of this dog. He struck me as a very happy, and clever person and was very positive. I personally am really saddened by this, he was one of a kind....

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What's your favorite doctor joke? A little old man arrives at the Doctors in floods of tears... really really upset... The Doctor says "Hey old timer! What on earth is the matter?" the little old man says ... "Please help me.. I have a beautiful young wife, a fantastic house, 4 amazing cars..." The Doctor, a little perplexed asks "Yes... and why are you crying?" "I cant remember...

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What's your favorite doctor joke? A man goes to the Doctor... He says 'Doc you have got to help me! I can't stop PAAAAARP! (massive fart) passing gas all the PAAAAAARP! (another monster fart) time! Is there anything PAAAARP (monster butt explosion) I can take for this? PAAAAAAARP (a final but quite deadly emmision) The doctor doesnt say anthing for a moment, but reaches under his desk and pulls out a huge cain...

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Can you name every animal youve ever had? Name and species? 1. Ex Wife. Female.

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What's your best impersonation of another AB user? (play nice now) "im intresting to b a writar and wont 2 strat own bussness ne tipz" Anonymous

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In Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings", is a goblin different from an orc? I had always assumed the a Goblin was just an Orc with his head between his legs..

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What are sine waves / stadium waves / slinky waves? Sine waves - What deaf people do across a crowded room. Stadium waves - What Mexican folks do at football matches.. Slinky wave.. Usually used by toddlers when you wave goodbye they wave here slinky spring at you..

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Other than the Bible, what is your best book? The order of the pheonix...

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What's your best impersonation of another AB user? (play nice now) I can do a mean Ec-Nal.. " thats life, yo..."

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What are 4 reasons against animal testing? 1. They cant hold a pen. 2. They find it difficult to use a calculator. 3. Their fur keeps smearing the ink. 4. They try and eat the paper.

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Are you, or have you ever been, confused about your sexual orientation? Yes, particulary when trying something a bit Tantric, what leg goes where etc.. nightmare...

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Which zodiac sign has the sexiest people? Gemini ;-)

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HOW DO WE FIND NAME OF SOMEONE'S PROBATION OFFICER IN WISCONSIN I would just ring your probation officer and tell him you want to add him to your christmas card list but dont know how to spell his name...

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Where do Orcs come from? Yahoo answers.. We are posh on AB we have trolls..

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Can any colour shirt be worn for a job interview? I would avoid pink unless you want a wonka bar in your chocolate factory...

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Is money the root of all evil? No way! Money is cool, its buys donuts and beer!

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A night of dancing means ________. an even later night of hot lovin if your lucky... ;-)

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Presents. You wrap them with ___________. human skin.... muuuuhahahahahahaha!!!!

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I'm 18 and he's 15 is this wrong? I'd have to check the birth certificates...

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Why is being gay associated with not being manly? I think its the similarity to being womanly.. Alot of gay men are very efeminate in their mannerism.. They also like men which is not traditionally a very hard and manly thing to do..

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Ladies: who is a famous sexy older man? me!

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How can I remove crayon from my fireplace hearth? Hair dryer and a rag..!

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What would be the greatest job ever? Pamela Andersons bra!

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How can i avoid the ciphering mode in my sony ericsson k800i what do you mean ciphering? Do you mean pressing a key 1-4 times to get a certain letter? If you want to activate the T9 predictive text just hold down * until you see "Aa (T9)" at the top...

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Females: What is it that gets on your nerves the most that men do? breathe...

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Are you addicted to porn? Yes.. I'm starting to grow hair on my palms...

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I need catholic help.I'm addicted to mastrbation and porn. So am I but I dont need any help! Catholic or otherwise!

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What is your reaction to this joke? From Maxim magazine. Q. What is the worst thing about rollerblading? A. Telling your parents your gay. It has all the makings of a good gag.. but i dont see why rollerblading would be considered gay.. I think its pretty cool, if your good at it!

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Can you name a AB question you've never found an answer to? Why you live in USA and I live in UK, so not fair...

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AnswerBag is for _________. life.. not just for Christmas...

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Is America the number one country in terms of economy, people, culture, government, etc.? Amy Winehouse says 'No NO No'....

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Explain why freedom of assembaly is so important? yes and i am a person intoo politics and ime righting a book. remind me to bypass your display at the book-store!

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What would you never leave the house without... putting your pants on..

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Is sport really good for as? yes do sport and you get a skinny as(s)

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Do guy like to touch there girlfriends?if so why Yeh.. because women are sexy and feel great!

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Is sport really good for as? huh?

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If a person is going to commit sauced how you convince that person not to do it Tell them to move away from the mustard and put the ketchup down!!!

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I am at a bar watching a drunk guy trying to pick up the local cross dressing man. What do you think I should do? YouTube it!

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What is lighter than the material it is is made of and keeps most of itself hidden from sight? A shy elephant full of helium?

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How would you like to help me come up with a name for the coffee shop I plan to open up soon? Firm Buns

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Just spent three hours with a lovely woman, I like her, but shes leaving town Friday and may not be back till December - what should I do? PORK HER!

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Whats the worst pick up line that actually works? Did it hurt much, when you fell from heaven?

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Even though Pit bulls have a bad name would you buy one? Yeh, I didnt like my neighbours cat anyway...

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Whom do you live with? No, Whom moved out, but he left some cool Korean porn here!

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Which car is the best to buy? I believe this one is American..

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I like 4 different girls idk what one to pick. ones 16 im 18. one i talk to but she doesnt no that i like her. one im to shy to talk to and the last one im on a break with and she has bin acting wierd lately what do i do with picking the right one? Which one looks a dead cert for some hot lovin?

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On your next vacation trip, how far do you plan to drive? With the current price of fuel... about 30 yards..

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The best relationship advice comes from ________. Jerry Springer

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At the end of a movie, you want ___________. a smoke.. DAMN YOU PORNHUB!!!

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You love panties that make you feel _________. like they wont leak

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MY 14 YR OLD STEP-SON WAS FOUND DOING SEXAUL THINGS WITH THE FAMILY DOG, SHOULD I GET HIM INTO THERAPY IMMEDIATLY, OR IS THIS A "NORMAL" BEHAVIOR I would ignore it and listen to music...

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Will you be offended if I say "Sweetest Dreams and Good Night" before I get off AB to go to sleep? yes, its sickly and I would vomit in my mouth ;-)

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Do I have to tell the priest EVERYTHING when I go to confession? I'm afraid he might have a stroke. What a stroker..

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H6w t6 t4rn n40 36c2 6ff Sorry I dont speak hexdecimal.. talk to my modem..

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What else can we do to get these puppy mills shut down? I cant beleive any one would grind up puppies thats just sick..

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My dog eat a bone cant poop i stuck finger in her butt very hard whut do i use to help her pass her poop Talk your finger out of her poop shoot?

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If you could have any plastic surgery work done at no cost to you what would you choose? Penis reduction

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If you had to do a presentation to young teenagers about not getting pregnant, or causing pregnancies, what would be your opening line? "OK you little fuckers, sit down and be quiet"

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"_____line" apparel? border.. probably sell well to mexicans..lol...

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Is it a common thing for teenage girls getting baptized to have to wear a diaper and plastic pants to church? What church do you go to?

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What would you compare trying to quit smoking to? Giving up cigarettes

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Is it true that Hitler hated Jews since childhood because his mother was raped by one when he was 7? No. The Hitler family was Roman Catholic.

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What were you doing 1 hour ago? Cant say, its rude..

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What is the fastest roller coaster in the world? marriage

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I am someone who is likes everyone yet I am not sextualy attracted to them, What will that make me? A monk?

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What does it mean to get 'licked in the cat', as in "last one up on deck gets licked in the cat!"? I dont know but I love licking cat... :P

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How do you stop being a reactive person. What do you mean reactive! OMG! I cant believe you just said that! Oh man.. I'm so upset!!!

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Who accepts my challenge for a yo mama battle? yo mama's so ugly her lipstick slides back in...

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Do you believe that I have the right to ask ," whatever i want and if it pops into my head and sparks my curiosity", and if not where do we draw the line? It would be nice to think you could ask anything. I have asked some great questions in the past only to find them flagged and negged due to some prude with no sense of humor..

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What is the punishment for first time offender drug distribution Roll and deliver 20 blunts to my house now!

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If you could have a hot tub or a pool, which one would you pick? A hot tub baby yeh!!! Swimming is for fish!

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Can a 15 week old women get an abortion or is it to late?? somebody help me please!!! I didnt think a 15 week old woman could get pregnant! damn.. they start young in your town dont they!

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What is the purpose of a cats tail It gives Chinese restaurants something to hold on to when they cook them...

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Puis-je venir et regarder la télévision avec vous ce soir? seulement si vous fumez ma saucisse d'amour?

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If someone punched the President of The United States in the face, what charges would he be brought up on and how much time would he spend in jail? Bush slappin?

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How do you confirm your account? Good luck! MWAH!!!!

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Is my friend ec-nal here I just seen him, yo.. ;-)

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Do you check the weather forecast in your area every day or dont you bother and just let nature take its course? Hi MM, as you know it is quite possible in the UK to experience all the differant weather types in one day! Not so long ago I woke up and it was sunny, then it got all moody and started to rain, then a hail, some thunder then sunny again, then later foggy... insane.. I just wear a waterproof jacket, shorts and flip flops.. covered all bases there I think!

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What is below your boss's desk? His secretary

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You like to flirt with a __________. sexy blondes on AnswerBag ;-)

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What are some good comebacks when someone calls you stupid Just say something like.. I was just wandering what you are going to do for a face when king kong asks for his butt back?

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Is a bikini wax that painful?how much out of ten? Its no more painful than ripping all your pubic hair out at the root with selotape...

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CLEAN WINDOWS XP IN MINUTES I have been using C-Cleaner for years it quick and most importantly free! http://www.ccleaner.com/ Also you should get a good defragger, I use IOBit - Smart Defrag.. its also free and very good.

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I have a male pit we are breeding with or female and for some reason he is not wanting nothing to do with her.. We have breed him before and for some reason he is just acting weired around her. WHAT COULD BE THE PROBLEM?? Thanks to anyone who can help!!! Maybe he just doesnt like girl dogs?

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The scene: a cave many, many years ago, you've eaten the kill of the day, you haven't mastered speech yet, it's still daylight, now what? Go out and find a woman.. bonk her on the head with club.. drag her back to cave.. make some sweet love..

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When should I start breeding my dog, before heat during, or after; or should it be in between somewhere, and if so when? I wouldnt do it when its hot.. remember dogs have thick fur coats and all that action may cause pooch to overheat.. Probably Autumn is a better time.

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Do you believe love is blind? I do! I'm just curious to see how many agree with me. Yes, it must be.! check this out!

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Do you think most Americans work hard for their money? Cartman thinks so..

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How would you like to have the freedom and resources to have your first drink at 6 in the morning? I think drinking in the morning is BAAAD, mmmmmKay ..?

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Apart from speed, what are some other fitness components needed for running? Feet, and very tight shorts.

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What's your middle name? My middle name sucks its 'Voldemort' :-(

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Will you please *stop* following me? yeh ok...

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The best place to listen to music is __________. not a Bob Dillon concert!

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How does interacting with people online impact the way you interact with people offline? Well, quite worrying, I have started actually saying "LOL!" and "LMAO!" when friends make me laugh..

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Why don't you want to touch Toxicodendron Radicans? Your testicles swell up and fall off.

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Boron has two isotopes, boron-10 and boron-11. Boron-10 has five protons and five neutrons. How many protons and neutrons does boron-11 have? Please explain Let me ask Borat...

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After a night in the rain, your shoes are ruined. Say goodbye to _________. yours shoes. There ruined.

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I am thing,teachers hate me,cow likesme,iam 9 letterword._o__m__y_ who am i? Lobotomy? How was yours by the way?

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Is grades overated? I think you mean 'Are'.. And your question is ironic really.. without a basic grasp of English you will be shovelling fries all your life.. So, no, not overated ;-)

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Why do Atheists celebrate Christmas? Just because they dont believe in God, doesnt mean they dont beilieve in Santa.. and Rudolf and Donna and Blitzen and Prancer and Dancer and Comet and the little elves and Mrs Santa Clause and flying sleighs and all that shit...

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My girlfriend is too clingy, she will never let go of my arm and she has made me spill drinks before as well as get dozens of arm cramps. She demands me precisely how to lay down. She tries to make out with me in public. If I do anything, she turns it aro Hmmm I would get out while you can.. Run..! Run for the hills!!!

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How would you deal with the loss of a beloved pet? I would wear a DELUXE KITTY PLUG(tm) in their honor...

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What is the best advice to give to a young boy? And at what age? Dont trust women.. they bleed for a week and dont die!

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What are you doing with LeeLee's underwear? No, I was just sniffing it, thats all..

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My 8yr. old female cat has had diarrhea for a couple of days and I noticed a small amount of blood in it. What should I do? Have you tried the Deluxe Kitty Plug?

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Do you take a shower every day to stay clean, or just for routine? No I'm English, we wash annually... lol...

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On a very shiny day of August I met wit a haggard carrying umbrella, and asked her the reason of this; she read to me something from Oscar Wilde telling the truth that THOUGHT doesn't conciliate with the sun! Any comment? Sounds like an insane bag-lady I would just keep walking dude...

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Will you answer this question? (paradox time :D) OK shoot...

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Go to this web site and tell me if this is a F#(K!^@g JOKE!?!?!?! http://childtrader.com/submit-your-story/. WTF!? lmao! Thats a great scheme, you could swap bratty kids for nice ones! lol!

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My lover told me that my penis tasted like nutella. huh? have you been fucking Willy Wonka?

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How do you know if ur gay? If your cock tastes of shit..

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My pre-cum tastes diffrent then my cum,is this the norm.? I dont think its normal to consume your own gizz dude..??

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What is an orgasim? Its a spelling mistake.

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What would it take for me to get you into bed? A shotgun..

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Have you ever kissed a bare butt? Are we talking cheeks or hole here?

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I want to die. What is a creative way to kill myself? I cant believe you got 21 points for this, dude.. ;-) lol... nice work!

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If you saw someone hurting an animal would you try to help it? Depends, if it was a puppy, kitten, duckling, baby horse, baby monkey, baby anything cute then yes.. BUT! If it was a werewolf, shark, bat, alligator, anything with big meat riping fangs or unfriendly claws then no..

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What symbol makes an E sound like an A? A Canadian?

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Best of the best....historical movies 300! This is SPAAAARRRTTTAAAA!!!!!

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Any morticians out there??? I am seriously considering going to school and change my career? I have a frend who does that, they say the customers are a bit stiff but its very interesting...

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Can you give me some examples of the difference between the UK and US meanings of words? OK heres a dirty one.. A fanny in the USA is your butt... In the UK its a womans beaver!

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What does it mean when you sleep with your eyes wide open You shouldnt have had 5 cans of Red Bull...

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If the person you hate so much (backstabbed you, hit your child, think of the worst) suddenly became homeless, would you be happy? Be honest. Yeh! I would drive past in my Merc and toss them a penny.. rofl!!!

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What are other, more honest, ways of saying "budget deficit"? shit sandwich

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How often do you give fish to your cat? I dont, its gross when your pussy smells of fish

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What would a zombie spread on toast? Pure Honey.. made from ZOM BEES of course lol...

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What to you think about Ringo Starr being to busy to answer any more fan mail? Ringo Star can suck my big hairy funbags.. I wouldnt pee on the gonzo faced loser if he was on fire... grrrrrrr

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Why do abused children abuse their children when they get older? Its just the way the have been reared...

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State function of Pseudostratified columnar epithelium and Ciliated Epithelium and explain how their structure enables them to carry out this function? Its all about pseudohypercontradestrofibrication... its not that difficult...

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If u get a abusv chick like burns u wit a cig do u stay with her Only if she was helping me read and write...

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Can someone please tell me how to replace the flasher in a 99 Nissan Sentra? ...

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Would you marry a stripper? No, I like my dick.. I dont want it to fall off...

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Ok people call me freckleface a lot. Whats a good comeback? Was your mother a body builder? She must have been to raise a dumbell like you!

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IDK wassup wif my m8 bt E LOL @ me afta a GG of Halo3 bt E sed I cheated so I strted ROFL N now E h8s me (BTW its cuz I sed E shud BJ d chief). NEwayz I'm AFK coz I g2g j/o BB TTYL8R! s'K now coz I txtd I Lylas bt not rlly coz I Lylab. WTF? Translation? I dont know whats up with me, I spend so much time texting and playing Halo 3 my grammar has gone to rat-shit! I wih someone told me to pay more attention at school, now I have the stark choice of working at Walmart or McDonalds which sucks major ass! Do your selves a favour kids, listen to your teachers even though they are lame!

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When you write it's __________. genius...

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If Satan appeared in front of you and threatened to forcefully cast your soul into the depths of the abyss UNLESS you paid him homage, what would you give him? I would give him a kick in his satanic sacks...

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What if there was no such thing as time? that would be cool!

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If i asked to to write me an english essay would you? No.. trust me.. i failed English lol.. you would flunk it big time.. lolololol

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How do you write your experience in inventory on a resume? Just put loads of old BS that makes you look sporty and intelligent..

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What are your thoughts on Dubai? Mirage or Miracle? Neither really, just Arabs with far too much money!

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What is an electric choke? Its like a really amazing wank...

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What video game genre is best? third person hackem' slashem' rippem' platform RPG type shit....

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What do you do 1 million times a day masturbate furiously

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What's the difference between a cat lover and a dog lover? One loves cats, the other loves dogs.

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I like snail you like snail we all like snail? slugs dont like snails.. slugs are homeless...

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Can masturbating too much give you an enlarged heart or some other kind of heart problem? Awww dont tell me that! I was just about to gizz!

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Your Passport is _________. forged.. im really mexican... ARRRIBA !!!

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If you had the opportunity to have dinner with a current politician, who would you choose? Obama! After dinner we could do a few lines then get our smoke on...!

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I am very lonely ,can you talk to me please? No, sorry to busy being sarcastic... :P

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Icelandic Banks? What really happened? Why did they crash literally overnight? Global warmimg.. it melted the ice..

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Was Jesus was born in Jerusalem? Too many 'was's there pal...

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Jesus came to the United States to preach the gospel. Had Jesus ever come to the land now known as the United States? Columbus discovered America.. I doubt Jesus got there a thousand years before did some public appearances then rowed back to the middle east, without anyone really noticing..!

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Whats a good name for a 2-headed baby? On a serious note.. Can you imagine being a con-joined twin and your attached brother is homosexual and your hetrosexual and he tells you that tonight he has a hot date coming round and you both share the same butt? nightmare....

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Hail is a great example of Frozen rain

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How long ago was it that you got your last friend request? June 11th 2002.. No I declined, I thought it was a cruel hoax..

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Seeing a white trail behind a large jet in the sky is called Engine trouble...

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Summarize the use of art as an embodiment of Counter-Reformation goals during the Baroque Age Do we have to? Awww man...

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What is the approach to body cavities? sniff it.. if it smells ok.. hump it..

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DOES CONTROLLER TAKE BATTRIES YEH IT DO

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You'd rather be roommates with ________. Charles Manson than Rosie O'Donnel...

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What is pinocytosis? Fear of Pinnochio..

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your clock? LMAO! Sorry I thought you said COCK! rofl....

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Which is the dirtiest sea of the world: The Marmara Sea or the Black Sea? I should think the W.C. on an Air India flight...

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How can you tell if an elephants been in your refridgerator? Theres a huge pile of elephant crap on the bottom shelf...

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What would you never leave the house without... my massive entourage of 20 people and 3 stretched limos..

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Can you create a sentence using the word presence? "I love Christmas time.. the snow.. the lights.. the presence.." lol...

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Why do guys like chunky girls? They know how to salsa...

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Ladies which would/do you prefer chest, back, belly hair, none? I should think most women would prefer none.. not a good look, a hairy woman... :-(

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WHY DOES LOVE HAVE TO HURT? It doesnt if you loob up well...

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What's a funny name for a pet? Like calling a cat "Mousey" It always cracks me up when you see one of those tiny little yappy dogs and the have named it FANG or something real macho.. lol...

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When adding a column, I get an incorrect total. It is not due to rounding. bummer :-(

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Take a funny phrase (already real or something you just made up), and translate it to another language. What did you get? For added fun, don't say what the phrase is in English. 당신은 있었다는 것을 나가 말한 경우에 아름다운 몸 당신은 저에 대하여 그것을 붙들 것입니다 How funny is that! nearly pee'd when I read it back!

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How can you stop an alcoholic from drinking Hide the bottle opener ;-)

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What is a typical Japanese breakfast? I dont know but next time im at the Kill Bill buffett I'll write it down...

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Kids in my neighborhood have now proven that they have NO problem jumping my fence to get to my dogs...even with me standing right there. So how can I make them NOT jump the fence when I'm not around? put up a sign.. " BECOME AN ORGAN DONOR... JUMP OVER THIS FENCE " reverse psychology.. hehehehe..

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What would you like to see under the Christmas Tree in 2008? some newspaper.. those pine needles drive me mad..!

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We measured our back yard, its not the same as our house papers say it is,, how do we find out what the right measurements are,, who do we call,,? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

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When your sleep deprived, you ________. know you have been on Answerbag too long..

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What is Australian actor Charles Tingwell's nickname? Is it chuck? no really I have no idea, Bud... ;-)

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Between notebook and laptap , which of the two computers has the fast processor? What the furry balls is a LAPTAP?

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I am five day late of my period. I am a virgin, but I mess with my boyfriends, We have outer intercoruse, am I pregnant? Shouldnt that be in-out-in-out-in-outercourse

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Does it bother you that some people talk to you merely because they want you to entertain them? No, tell me more, then dance for me!

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Have you ever wanted to wash yourself with the blood of the innocent? Dude... Are you like a bit of a serial killer or what?

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What was the moral of the story of The Three Little Pigs? If you want to have a safe home, dont get bad builders in.. straw and sticks are not wolf-proof..

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What Have Some Of Your Halloween Costumes Been? I think my last effort was a bit to realistic, I held a party for all the little kids my daughters know.. and dressed up as a zombie.. i had fake blood, coming from wounds, I cut up an old shirt and covered that in fake blood and painted my face white and blacked out my eyes.. anyways.. when i walked in the room they all freaked out.. screaming, crying, some even trying to climb out of the...

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How do I tell if I'm pregnant with an Alien? You have a craving for Mars bars...

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In two words how do think your friends describe you? (be honest!) well hung

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Can you say a sentence of 30 words without using the letter i Thats really easy dude, any monkey who owns a keyboard could do so, the hard part would be to make people laugh at the end, thanks though, great post! Cheers!

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Why do homophobes think that lesbians must have intercourse with men and gays must have intercourse with women??? As adult human beings, what we allow to be put INTO our "business" or where WE CHOOSE to put our "business" into is OUR OWN BUSINESS!! I have no problems with whatever people do but what does annoy me is the constant need to make it EVERYONES business.. you dont see many HETRO PRIDE rallies or marches! Just get on with it! Dont tell us about it!

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Is there an alien base on the dark side of the moon? duh of course! where do you think women come from!?

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Why water is colorless If it was yellow it would be lovely beer!!!

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Your most favorite jokes involve __________. blondes

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Riddle me this riddle me that, please answer this riddle as fiction or fact. I see without seeing, but to me darkness is as clear as daylight. What am i? The Riddler from Batman?

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It's critical for a city to have a good _________. set of hooters

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Why do store bought eggs cook so much faster than farm eggs? They dont. Do they?

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Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit like _______. vodka

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Your cooking is _________. lethal

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Should 'Gordon Brown' (UK PM) be given 3 cheers for sorting out the European financial crisis? Yes, well done Mr B... lol...

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Is it difficult to learn Dutch? No.. you just have to smoke untold amounts of pot, wear wooden clogs and ride a bicycle.. ooh and eat lots of cheese..

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What is 37 to the 3rd power? Sounds like something Tom Cruise believes in.. lol

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Why is anybody worried about getting plus or minus points? no, stopped worrying about points years ago lol..

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I need to be able to compose a rap song, and on the computer, have the beat, vocals, and a type of music video playing at the same time. Beyond the camera and W Movie Maker, idk what I need to have that will give me ability to do this. Can you help me? Check out Ableton Live... Its without doubt the best Music package around and it handle video's too..

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How do you tell ur best mate that their brother is sexually harrassing you without losing your friendship because she thinks your lying? Gather evidence...

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When do you think I will be a Maestro? When you get an orchestra a dinner Jacket and a little wavey stick...

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Can you be PB'd for stealing someone elses answer? lol Once or twice, I don't think so, but any activity that's excessive and/or disruptive is penalty box offense.

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What does a wormhole look like? Can you post an image please? Sorry this is not the right place for worm porn...

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The puppy is nipping at everything. Clothes, furniture, fingers, face. How do I stop it? For my dogs I just do a gently finger tap on-top of the nose and a firm 'No!' with persistance the dog will associate this biting action with being bad..

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Was Jesus born of a virgin birth? Wow thats some David Blaine s*** right there!!!

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Have you ever considered becoming self-employed? been there, done it, bought the t-shirt.. working for yourself is hard but it kicks ass!

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Are you effectively sculpting your life to be the way you want it to be? yes, the 'huge-pile-of-crap' design is coming along nicely...

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What's so great about fishing anyway !? There is an old saying... Give a man a fish and he will feed himself for one day... Give a man a fishing rod and get rid of him for the whole weekend!!!!

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Men are cheaters by nature. Agree or disagree? Disagree. Trust me, women can cheat just as much.

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What's so great about fishing anyway !? Yeh! Its just fish torture man!

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If actions are stronger than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword? because truth is stranger than fiction?

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What happened before the big bang? Probably the Big Flirt

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Why is Jodie44 in the penalty box? I should think that this question is completely innapropriate, its a private matter between the AB moderators and Jodie.

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How come nobody answers my questions??? it's been 10 minutes!!! The last couple where, "I have had sex with 20 men" or something.. and then "All men are assholes.." Not alot to say really is there!!!

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What is a good remedy for menstrual cramps? a gender re-assignment operation

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What TV show theme song can you whistle? The A-Team

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HOT Dam! That Boy Was Fine! He was a Fireman and he sent me on Fire! Have you ever sad anything this Silly? no, never

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Skim, 1/2%, 1%, 2%, whole, chocolate, or strawberry? Are you on drugs?

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Are there any good men out there?? ...that are actually looking for a relationship and not just meaningless one night stands, or are they all assholes!! Someone give me a small hint of hope, please... No we are all assholes

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How to use the marble waste. marble waste while laying floor the marbles are wasted. we can use that marble for any use Another great Knitting and Crocheting question there.. lol..

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North cyprus include in european countries question sense no makes

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It keeps history for every thin you have read? your spellchecker?

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Is there anyone here that likes other cultures more than the American culture? The rest of the world? lol..

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Do you avoid putting on certain clothes on from your wardrobe because you think they bring you bad luck? yes, I think I need some fashion advice...

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ARE YOU HUNGRY OF BREAD OR THIRSTY OF WINE? No.. I just had a BLT and a glass of Chardonnay...

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What makes a man lose interest in sex? When the football is on TV

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You just won, lets say 2 billion dollars. Whats the first thing that comes to your mind to buy? a lottery ticket!!!!

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I'm having a sad day, what can I do to cheer myself up? When I'm feeling down i draw eyes on my index finger and a mouth on my thumb and talk to my hand.. mind you, i have been on heavy medication in a secure unit for 10 years..

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What is your favorite Thanksgiving food of all time? Deep fried dictionary...

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I have a betta fish and I think his tank is to small, out of you people who have bettas how big are your tanks? Well bigger is betta..rofl

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I got a letter in the mail saying I could work for Vector but they never specified what I would be doing. The job specifics sound too good to be true, what are they and what do they do? Vector are the worlds leader in butt-plug technology and they are currently desperately short of testers for the new Ultra Wide Butt Buster (tm)

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Describe love in 1 word........ beer

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Have you ever been on a boat? No. Best regards, Captain Smith - SS Titanic.. p.s. I dont know anything about icebergs.

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I don't understand why women love conceded men that think they look hot. Why is this? concieted

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Should i get snakebite piercings? Why would you want to do that?

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What would be the most practical thing to give a homeless person? Some crystal meth..

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I caught my fiance texting with my best friend and on a few occasions it was over 100 times a day. I know that some of the text messages were inappropriate however they both say that it was all joking around. I do not feel like you can joke that way? No.. hes probably sleeping with her..

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What are some good work outs to strengthen your legs? Getting off Answerbag and walking to the fridge for more beer and donuts...

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Will you add me as your friend? So, just to clarify... You are wondering if anyone else on answerbag is willing to add YOU as MY friend? lol..

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Does food affect how you dream? Im not sure but if you fall asleep with a sponge in one ear and custard in the other you will wake up a trifle deaf...

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10x=7y+7 looking for the slope in a fraction well lets take 1/4 for example.. the slope is in between the numbers 1 and 4 .. you could almost ski down it if you were small enough....

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When a girl likes a guy.... some tend to try too hard.... how does a girl not try to hard? Just dont try so hard...

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Egyptian cat and earrings Sure.. try setting up an account with Yahoo Answers.. they will love you there...

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HOW TO OPEN A DOOR? help You are f***** kidding me!!! How on earth did you manage to even sign up for AnswerBag? sheesh..

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Would you let your child decide which parent to live with in a divorce? Say they were 8 yrs old? No, I would consider, what would be in the best interest of the child, and therefore leaving the decision to a child is not in his/her best interest.. so no.. lol...

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How much does a keg of beer cost in your neck of the woods? Buying a keg and living in a neck of the woods would woud imply that I am a hillbilly or at least a distant cousin of Britney Spears...

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My boyfriend and i argue about stupid stuff all the time, but mostly its about me naggin about other girls to him. He said he wished id quit so we can have a good relationship. I dont know how. What are ways i can quit getting so mad all the time? This site might help.. howtostopbeingabunnyboiler.com

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I found a dark blue/green oblong pill on my couch. It's very smooth, like the texture of those clear vitamins.... it feels like plastic. It has no imprints on it. Can someone tell me what it could be? Just take it and report back! How exiting!

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What are the diferences between colon and a semicolon A colon is a thing in your butt a semi-colon is a very small colon, again probably in your butt..

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If the opportunity of a 'with benefits' buddy came up....What would you do? Take it!

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For the women: Your in a public place and a cute guy passes by shirtless or is wearing a thin enough shirt you can see the outlines of his muscles in it. What is your first thought and action? Strip naked and run up and say ' TAKE ME NOW YOU SEXY HORNDOG... IM ON FIRE DOWNSTAIRS..' and point to your beaver...

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Why are people buying gold now.... Because it cheaper than Petrol lol...

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Would you be even more beautiful than you are right now if intelligence dictated your physical beauty? No I think I would be WAY worse off lol...

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Did anyone actually like having to wear school uniform? My grandfather did, but the other prisoners were not too pleased...

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Is Gravitation Responsible For People Falling In love? (I'dLike To See you prove me otherwise, I has teh Proof.... Sexy C Thganks ;D I dont know about gravity, but your grammar is shocking lol...

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What have you come to expect from me? =)~ Bigger shoulder-pads and strange new smileys...

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In what ways, if any, did Stephen Hawking contribute to the Large Hadron Collider? He drove his chair into a wall at high speed to see if he could produce any hadrons...

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Have you ever given a bum some money? No but as a kid I swallowed some coins and had bad belly ache and all the doctor could say was 'wait 24hrs a call me back if there has been any change...'

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Do you feel out of place in fancy restaurants? Yes, like a Hot-Dog vendor in a Mosque...

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3x=2y+4 what is the slope Its a downward gradient that makes skating more exiting...

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Will i be punished by jesus for looking at nude images No, his dad invented women! He probably would be quite proud!

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Do you think you're sexy? Do bears shit in the woods?

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Where can I find a legitimate work from home job using a satellite internet connection? You could paint a cardboard box blue, and hide inside with a torch and market yourself as a Modem...

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What's so special about you? Wow.. where do I start! popular, funny, sexy, good looking, rich, succesfull, well endowed, good dad, considerate motorist, bad-ass skater, fine chef, good listener, musically gifted, modest, caring, ecologically and enviromentally aware, ok help! I'm disappearing up my own butt!!!!

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When is it time to get one's septic tank cleaned? When its about as full-of-sh*t as George Bush..

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How possible is it that two drunk people end up in an apartment alone at night, keep drinking and "nothing" happens. Doubtful I bet they made some serious lovin...

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Why is Amy Winehouse undernourished? Because she doesnt want to go to rehab, she says 'NO NO NO'

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How can it be justified to make counting cards illegal? because its unfair duh!

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My boyfriend messages girls and tell them they are hot, but when i ask him if he thinks that they are, he says no. What does that mean? He a straight-up playa...

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What does it feel like to cry? Unless your a machine, I should think your fully aware of what the sensation is like! Rendering this a very silly question, shame on you! pah!

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How can I solve three phase fault level for fault at bus bars problems? 3 phase bus bar bus what?

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Can throwing beer on someone be considered an assault? aaaw its a crimnal waste of gorgeous beer!

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A PowerPoint animation that demonstrates a water droplet dripping into water. Whats the question?

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My magnovox tv shut off and the power light keeps blinking. when it comes back on, it turns off within 5 seconds. Is someone sitting on the remote?

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What is the biggest miracle in your life? My daughters!

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Why do we need invouluntary musecles in our body? Whats a Musecle?

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Anyone got advice on how to make breathing easier when suffering bacterial bronchitis? I find rubbing a small amount of Vapour-Rub inside your nostrils and all over your chest keeps breathing very clear and warms the chest...! Ace tip there.. ;-)

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Would you complete this statement?: " I must remember ________________." to ask better questions...

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STRATEGIC PLANNING DOSE NOT COVER THE ENTIRE ORGANIZATION This is the worst question I have ever read, and I think it caused me to throw-up in my mouth a little bit..

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What would it take for you to say OMG!WTF!ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? Just reading some of the questions on AB makes me do that all the time!

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You just won, lets say 2 billion dollars. Whats the first thing that comes to your mind to buy? I would have it all changed into $10 bills and roll around in it, throwing it in the air and chuckling demonically..

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How difficult is it to maintain a 'milk cow'? (How long does it typically take to milk each day? Approximately how much milk does the average cow produce? Other issues?) You have to make sure you keep the tits clean

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This is a serious question!What if you are somewhere is there & you wanna leave,but there is about 3 people blocking the exit door,so you say "excuse me"a couple of times but they dont move,& you know they heard you.What would you do?& it the only exit. I would start busting some Kimbo Slice moves...

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If your ex offered you a job, would you take it? No... she can swivel.. lol...

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Hypothetical question: If one of your most hated people offered you a handshake, would you be impolite (refuse it) or be a hypocrite (accept it). You must choose! No, I would tell them take there hand and stick it in their ass!

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What was hitler once on trail 4 what?

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Do chicks dig scars....really? You really shouldnt be beating your woman its so not P.C. any more...

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Do you consider Taco Bell Mexican food? I think even labelling it 'food' is optimistic!

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What can you do with a pineapple? about as much as you can do with a coconut

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What steps do you take to winterize your home? leave all the doors open, throw crushed ice everywhere...

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When I am serving trough the internet I get something like a pop up. What is that? its probably a pop up.. and its 'surfing not 'serving' lol...

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What color is loneliness? khaki

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What would you do if you saw an armadillo? kill it and eat it

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You wish your hair had more ________. sexy women running their fingers through it...

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What was the first known civilization know to exist on Earth? Probably the Germans.. they always seem to have their towels on the beach before any one else.. :-)

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Why do we blow on our hands to warm them up but blow on our tea to cool it down? and also, Why when we get married do we stop getting blown at all?

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Do girls/women always need to wipe after peeing? Nice girls do.. Bad girls just 'drip-dry' lol...

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You wish your hair had more ________. money

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Who was nicknamed "The Sailor King"? Popeye, he was strong to the finish coz he eats his spinich and shit...

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What have you done when you have had “down” time at work? I just go into the WC and masterbate...

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What does the science of hydroponics relate to? Growing crazy weed homie!

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KEYBOARD PROBLEMS...T5I8SI8W2O9I8T5TY6P0E3DS..IS WHAT I GET WHEN I TYPE...using on-screen keyboard for now Stop typing T5I8SI8W2O9I8T5TY6P0E3DS then?

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In my dreams, when I try to dial 911 or the Police nobody answers or I can't figure out how to call... what does this mean? It just means they are all in Dunkin Donuts...

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What day does Canada celebrate Thanksgiving? Its aboot March 6th aye..

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Can women pee standing up? its just a thought I think they can, if they pinch their beef-curtains together.. I have seen it done its very impressive..

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How can i put video clips from youtube onto my AB for you to see....(my god that last bit sounds like a Jackson 5 song!) Its easy as 1 2 3 .. Just copy the embed code and click AB's Upload video thing and paste the little sucker in there...

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If you had an Answerbag business card, what info would it contain and what would it look like? Name : Ace Pincter Level : 60 something Goals : Sarcasm, general mayhem Weaknesess : Cute girls, cold beer, large engines

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Which star type has the hottest surface temperature? probably OJ Simpson.. he must be sweating like a beeeeatch!

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Give me three random words first ones that pop into your head when I say dark. I'll give you a clue...... evil cyborg lobster

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If i took cocaine and put it directly on bacteria will it kill it lol no it will just make it arrogant and paranoid!!

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Would you rather kiss a drunk girl or a girl who just smoked ten cigarettes? drunk, snokey, who cares! its a girl!

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If you could become any other race, What would it be? Klingon

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Can I just let you know that Jodie44 has been placed in the Penalty Box until 2036? :( Whilst I sympathise for Jodie, I think you lot are completely over-the-top! I have been in the Penalty Box half a dozen times for months on end, no-one giving a flying shit... If you break the rules, you have to pay the price... All this fawning and butt-licking is making me gag!

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I am a woman and love the Penis! It turns me on just to look at it! I love to play with it. lick it! suck it! Any other women love the Penis? Hey do you wanna go for a drink?

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What are you responsible for? keeping my crayons in their box

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Who can you trust? The police? especially when your running down the road with a TV ;-)

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What does the riddle mean....: http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5061/riddleso2.jpg linky not worky...

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What is your last message to President Bush? Want a pretzel chimp-boy?

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How many things we tick away at home? What you mean tick away?

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What is your all-time favorite song lyric? has to be - "Look whos back in the ***** ******* house with a *** **** for your ****** ******* mouth " Snoop-Dog...

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Do you think Jack Osbourne is REALLY an 'Adrenaline Junkie' or is he just absolutely crazy? I think he was probaby so sick of being seen as the silver-spoon fed poor little rich kid, that he needed something to challenge his own reason to exist, hence the reason for the dangerous life affirming stuff..

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If you enjoy Johnny Mathis, what do you like to hear him sing? ♫ I just left all my money to you handsome guy ♫

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In the bible the first circumcision is performed by a woman with a sharp rock, but nowadays it's performed by a man with a knife, how did this change happen? Sounds like they sacked the woman and went for the guy who had the brains to use a knife

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I believe a neighbour breaks in my apartment, drugs me while asleep and then buttrapes me.... i cant tell because everyone i told thought i got crazy or paranoid! so what can i do when i would catch him enter my apartment i could handle it, but how? wtf???!!!!

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I have got albino corys they have laid eggs but i cant get them to hatch what can you advise me an omelette?

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What suggestions can you give me to keep my girdle from chaffing me? Get an itty bitty thong

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525,600_________ are in a year. blunts

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God calls you and says he's having a party with the Laker Girls. There's going to be Men, Women, booze, Blunts, and strippers of both sexes. Do you go? If this Question offends you kiss my @ss and keep the DR to urself. Oh yeh! I bet God has some mad chronic..!

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Are you prepared for an asteroid collision? Will you survive? I think NASA should build an enormous rocket powered tube of Preperation H it works wonders on Hemroids too...

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How do you get the party started? Dugs, Alcohol and lots of free spirited girls

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How old is the Hindu calendar? If you are organised its a 2008 one, but if you forgot and still have a 2007 one up then thats bad...

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"So, ferry 'cross the Mersey, 'cause this land's the land I love,..and here I'll stay".....Can you substitute the name of another river here? Ferry cross the Hudson, coz the Hoover damn's the place i love...

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Does cuba speak spainish 94% do indeed speak Spanish

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What do you want from me?! $10,000 in used bank notes

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How I do copy songs from sandisk sansa 2gb mp3 player using windows media player about 280 if the file size is around 3.5MB edit oops sorry misread question..! just drag and drop!

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I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf? because your telling us your smart, pretty etc.. that comes across as a sickening self admiration..

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If the devil collects souls, what could he possibly want with 'em? He runs a shoe-repair business on the side

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How many times a day can i pee without worrying about diabetes? 7

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Do women like skinny or muscly men? Who cares! Move out the way fatty!

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Why are people homophobes? Is there a reason to be so hatefilled. It really sickens and disheartens me. Its probably the whole anal sex thing and the mutual pole appreciation

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What zodiac sign is the best lover? I'm gemini

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Why do Jehovah's Witnesses refuse blood transfusions? Becasue they are too busy knocking on peoples doors just as they are serving up dinner

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Why can't men have periods? Because we are too evolutionarily advanced for that ...

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How sad is too sad? When you start telling your AB friends you love them and miss them

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What exactly is a zombie computer? How do I know if my computer has become one? Put your hand in the CD drive it it starts chomping your flesh off and its eyes start rolling then yes.. you have a zombie PC

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In your bedroom you can always find _________. The gimp mask

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Who is the most famous person from Georgia? John something...

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I love my best friend, but he is gay Does his pecker taste like crap?

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Your life is yours to design. Do you agree? Oh dear not good.. I'm crappy on Photoshop

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Guess what? What is our newest Sage!! Will you help me congratulate him on this fabulous achievement? Yeah What!!! :D :D Woo hoo! what?

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Do we offer the bigots a lemonade? Sure even bigots get thirsty

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If I am the savior of the Zombies, what should I name my religion? Federation of Undead Cadaver Killers Opose Flesh Famine or, F.U.C.K.O.F.F. for short

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In Buffy The Vampire Slayer what is with the oval black & white stickers that say WP on everything? WITCHPOWER its like girlpower or blackpower that sort of thing

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What historical connection exists between Liberia and the US? They both have insane warmongering baboons as leaders?

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Which zodiac sign lies the most? Pisces.. a friend of mine is one of them but looks nothing like a fish

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Do you have a knack for telling jokes in the form of stories? Not really, but one time... at band-camp...

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Does anyone want to hear GREAT news? I talked to Kedar today & he sounds fantastic. He was at a birthday party but was so happy that we finally got in touch Get well soon dude..

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Have you ever known a blunt Sag. Yes, many times, you just have to make sure you put in an even amount of weed a roll it tighter

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What are you missing like crazy right now? my legs

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Why do girls fall for "bad boys?" free drugs

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If you could describe how you feel today by wearing a shirt, what would that shirt say? "I'm so happy, I could shit!"

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If i listen to a luanguage tape overnight will i learn it subliminaly that way? (its not a subliminel cd) What language is it English?

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Romance is boring, unless _________. your promised anal

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How can you know if a guy is in love with you? are there signs etc? ok.. next time you write a question....

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There's a lot of boats in the ocean ~ which one are you in? probably the Titanic knowing my luck

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What is color therapy? sleeping with as many ethnic minorities as you can, it does work

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Men,have you ever been out with no boxers shorts or pants on under your jeans? Aaaah! So it was you that sent me those jeans from eBay!

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My air guage indicator goes down everytime i shut off my freightlinear 60 series detriot down, could u pls tell me whats the deal with it. thank you Well you could part-exchange it for a good car, or just sell it for scrap metal value

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What brings you calmness? valium

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By 1500, the incentives for europeans to engage in overseas exploration included all of the following except what? a. Doing your own homework. b. Getting Answerbag users to do your homework c. Failing exams miserably d. Leaving school and becoming a wino

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God, I'm so bored of life already and I'm only 15. How do you people live so long without dying of boredom!? sarcasm has got me through the worst of it

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To get your Nintendo to play right, did you blow in the cartridge or wiggle it in place? Well i wiggled it for a while then got my girlfriend to blow it

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Can someone help with ideas to make a 'PUMPKIN' shaped collage for art class? Cant you just bring in a real pumpkin and tell them you made it from paper-mache?

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I have 55 unanswered questions. Could you please help me? yes, stop asking silly questions lol

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Do you have the heart of a leader? No but I have the the genitals of a racehorse

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If you could inhabit the world of any video or computer game, which one would you choose? I'd be Lara Crofts cleavage

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Is your favorite book written by a man or a women? I think Big n Bouncy magazine is written by a man

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Is anyone intrested in cognitive neuroscience? Nope

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Washing Machine would fill and agitate at the same time and then water will run while spinning out and items are wet. Timer has been rebuilt two time. Dont think it is the timer. Is the waste pipe kinked or blocked?

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I told my boyfriend of 1 year that I cheated on him. He says he doesnt know if he can forget about it and i dont expect him to. but is there a good chance that he will be able to come back to me and oopen his heart to me again? Just let him bone one of your friends

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What college courses are you taking now? Necrophilia Bestialism Flagelation but to be honest i think im flogging a dead horse

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In your bedroom you can always find _________. some loob and some kleenex

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I am getting married November 22nd, I am upset with all of my bridesmaids, what would YOU do? well i wouldnt marry you, you sound too moody

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Why in the movies do CEOs usually have a newton's cradle on their desks? Because they like slapping balls together

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Are above ground swimming pools tacky? No they are slippery

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Are the Zombies real or are they just a figment of our imaginations. They are just grave robbers and things that enjoy to eat us. This is a cruel yet strangely cool world can it be true or are they all just ZOMBIES OF THE LIVING DEAD!!!!! ooops i think this little chap has eaten to much cheese before bed time..!

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Is there such thing as a soulmate??? Yeh! Its on the bottom of your shoe, mate!

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What is more annoying, mosquitoes or flies? Tele-marketers

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I have a lot of pain in my pelvic area when I was in the ER they told my I had cysts on both of my ovaries. I lost a little over 11 pounds in a couple weeks, have been urinating like every half hour. I havent been eating normaly either, l have run out of room in this question box

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What would you like to take lessons in? I'd like to be a cunning linguist

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How often do you get wasted? Only when I'm awake

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With all its publicity, do you consider skin cancer more these days when going out into the sun? ... What precaution measures do you take? ... Do you advise your children of its harm by your knowledge and past? In England we only get one day of sun per year, so when its here, im in the garden and naked, i dont care if its -10 degrees or not, im getting a tan

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Is there a sound that you cannot stand? Its that cracking sound that an elderly persons hip makes when your making love

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Are happy days here again? Things are great! Fuel has not quadrupled in price, the world is not in the grip of ecological disaster and we are not a world wide recession! Its all good...

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BUT WHAT IF MY DOGS SWELLING IS GOING DOWN Just tickle his nuts

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Wow ~ how mean are those people !!>? Just ignore them, get back on the bus with the other tards...

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What is the sexiest word? UUUUUUGHHHHHH !!!

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Would you let me kiss you right now? No, unless your filthy rich

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Do you have a theme in your bathroom? Yes.. shitting, shaving and showering

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What's the worst thing that a hot dog could be served on? A gay mans buttock crevice?

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How do you know if you are depressed and how would you get parents that think that you just want attention to really beleve you that you are? I would get a big bag full of commas and spread them throughout this question.. man thats hard to read!

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Do you ever get this overwhelming feeling of hopelessness? every time i click 'new arrivals' on answerbag

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I have a 2002 acura TL, all 4 brake lights are not working and the bulbs have been replaced with new ones. i do not see a dedicated fuse for the brake lights. o0nly a gfuse for signal lights wghich works. whats up? Well I was drinking heavily last night and woke up feeling crap, but took loads of pills and feel alot better now, but thanks for asking..

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What is your opinion of Will Smith? I think he's the illegitimate love-child of Obama and Missy Elliot

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What is one thing you won't share with anybody? My anus

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Have you ever done modeling? Yeh.. I made a World-War 2 Bomber once and glued all my fingers together

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What does it feel like to have injected heroin into one's bloodstream? Imagine being completely numb and at peace.. thats the reason its so addictive..

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You are a secret agent and we are sworn to secrecy and will not tell a soul. We are cleared for this. What is your mission and how can we help? Sorry i'm sworn to secrecy duh! lol

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Romance is boring, unless _________. you get some sex

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In your bedroom you can always find _________. pornographic magazines

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True story: What would you do if a friend showed up to your house and pulled out a quarter pound of cocaine, and a bunch of other narcotics all bagged up individually, and then asked what they should do with them? I would say 'You have always been my best friend.. now crack open a baggie and lets PARTY'

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Vacations are the best way to let you ________. take a vacation

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My son has nightmares and is afraid to walk through our house alone. My husband has a spirit of oppression and depression on him that is strange. What to you do when your "Christian" husband gives your school age son occult cards, video games and toys Sounds like a right weirdo, I would move

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What songs contain the theme of danger? All night long with Lionel Richie

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What would you do if you received a text message from an elephant? Just ignore it, it will only be my ex-wife anyway...

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Should Sarah Palin make a guest appearance with impersonator Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live? Yeh! In a mud-wrestling battle!

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What kind of state; mentally and physically would you expect someone to be in after a weeks binge of booze and cannabis and ending it with a Valium? Do you think they will get back to normal eventually? A very mellow state?

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Was Jesus Muslim? duh.. no he was a Jedi..

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Ladies, since most men prefer "real" women to runway models how can we, as men, do a better job convincing your gender of that truth? Dont sleep with any supermodels or at least dont get caught!

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It is just me, or is it just so satisfying to get a new title and a new number? :) I think I would be very pleased, if i actually give a crap..

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If Jesus returns, will he consent to a DNA test? Only if Jerry Springer says he can have one..

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Are there any jokes about the Titanic? Q. How many Arabs died on the Titanic? A. Who gives a shit!

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What do women do that upset or put off a man? speak

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Would you like to be identified as Joe Six-pack? no it sounds kinda gay

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What is wrong with me..? How long have you got?

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Guys & girls do you remember EVERY sexual encounter you've ever had no matter how insignificant it was at the time? No, some are better off forgotten... ;-)

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How to going to internet without antivirus antispyware? Try this.. http://www.mantex.co.uk/samples/sentences.htm

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What is the secret to longevity? not dieing...

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What can cause the split on the bread to brust open poor breaducation...

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What comes to mind when I say mom? MILF

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Who is the sexiest man ever? Gary Glitter

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Taxi, bus, or bike? Why? I have always liked the idea of riding a Police motorbike!

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If you were any Jedi, which one would you be? I would be Hand Solo ;-)

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Should parents allow their children below 18 years old to have boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes, or you will give the child a stigma about it make it an issue before they have even had the chance to be in love, thereby making it traumatic in the future... plus it will only breed resentment and the effect could be rebelion, in effect making it far worse than if they were aloud to learn by their own mistakes..

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How can i reduce my weight Stop eating

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What is Neil Diamond's real name? Colin Cubic-Zirconia

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Can i sit in a hot tub if pregnant? If you are in any doubt please try www.BoiledBabies.com

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So...does this mean it's over? Well as it was a fairly weak question, unless anyone else answers, I think you can safely assume it is...

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I know the doctors say that you shouldn't sleep with a concussion. But what about sleeping with someone who gave you a concussion? Sounds like a bad idea.. I would knock that idea on the head... lol..

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Do you wear earplugs to concerts? Only Bob Dillon ones...

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What makes a guy sexy? A mute millionare dwarf with a 12" tongue and a flat head that the lady can rest her wine glass on...

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Looking for an Inexpensive fun Hobby. What should I Try? Masterbation is always a winner... Its like pizza, even when its bad its still pretty good!

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Do hairless cats make good pets? I should think they do if your a tattoo artist!! Do you think this should be called a CATTOO ? lol...

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If you owned a gay night club what would you call it? The Dirt Box

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Why are hamsters so popular? I think it was Richard Gear that shot hamsters to fame with his famous hamster in a tube antics...

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If you owned a gay night club what would you call it? Brown eye's...

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If you owned a gay night club what would you call it? 'Pole smokers paradise'

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How much do you make an hour, week, month, or year? more than you ;-)

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You make me feel like ___________________? taking a huge relaxing crap

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What type of Lobotomy reduces the range of your peripheral vision? I should think any sort of lobotomy would make your eyes water!

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How would you react if your daughter slaps you? shes only 5 so i would laugh...

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Guys, do you ever get annoyed when you see your a female family member put on skimpy outfits when going out? When you ask them to put on something more conservative do they completely tear you to shreds? Girls, what are your thoughts on this... I just say 'Grandma.. you look like a cheap tart..'

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Do you think this is funny? (See video in answer) About as funny as hemroids . . . .

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I know deep down I'll never be happy again---it's just never going to happen--- and my friends always call me emo because of that. Why the hell do people always say that? I often find reading a good book helps when no one understands you...

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Where would you suggest is the best place (ie:website) to find a job nowadays? McDonalds?

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Find any critical numbers of the function f(θ) = 2secθ + tanθ, 10π<θ<12π. These are the multiple-choice answers for this question: a). 67π/6 b). 71π/6 c). 63π/6 d). a and b a pair of ϾϿ ?

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Why theres no "DOWNLOAD THIS VIDEO" my screen? Monitor plugged in not i think so

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Of the three figureheads running for president, who do you think should win? why? Obama because he is black and has big ears...

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My 18 month old very bullheaded pug whines and cries wanting to play with her toys nonstop,I walk her and play with her all the time but it never seems to be enough.And when I leave her alone shes scratches on the floor at the door,what do Get a Rottweiler...

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If you could buy me a gift for my 24th birthday, what would you buy? Nothing.. I dont know you..

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What communication strategies can i use to help a client who is becomming angry and irritated Hang up... then they cant ruin your morning...

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What are there any Chinese weapon sparring competitions? Yeh probably!

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Whats the worst thing you could do when in church? rock out to Marilyn Manson and punch people...

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Do you believe in freebie sites? I have never really studied his work..

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Why do people on dating sites show a picture of them with a member of the opposite sex? To make all the single people feel more lonely..

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Can a bulging disc just go away...or fix itself? Or will it just keep getting worse? I should think it wouldnt play in most DVD players.. I would get another copy..

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The main fan on the back of the computer as well as the processor fan both run without the machine turned on. The unit has to be unplugged for the fans to stop running. Your machine has evolved it no longer depends on humans for electricity.. it is now capable of self sustainment.. run for your life.. or at least watch i-Robot with Will Smith...

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My neighbors upstairs are vacuuming...who the heck vacuums at midnight? yeh! your neighbours! lol...

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My baby is only a week old and can already push himself p with his arms and lift his head for up to about 10 seconds is this normal or could i just have a really smart baby? It might just be that your feet smell..?

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What have you done because "the chicks dig it?" Started an agency for female grave diggers...

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If life is the first gift and love is the second ... what do you think is the third? a Nintendo wii

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"This song is for the rats, _____________"? Ass?

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How do you make a candle? The candle has got to want to...

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What is the best motto in our society? Life is just a huge sh*t sandwich and were all gonna have to take a bite...

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Can you define kinky? A man goes to a brothel and asks for the kinkiest prostitute in the place, so they send him to a room and he walks in. He tells the pro that he wants all the lights off and for her to just lie on the bed, so she does. 30 minutes pass by and the prostitute is wondering what is going on as the man hasnt actually been near her, he has just made some strange groaning noises in the dark... So, a...

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Can you compare the size of any of our body organs with something? Like I heard that a baby's heart is about the size of our thumb's nail. What else? My dong is the size of an elephants trunk

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Ladies: what does it mean when people say 'she wasnt getting what she needed out of the relationship'? translates to "he had a small dick"

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I am 8 weeks pregnant and my boyfriend has a slight cocaine problem. He does it maybe 3-4 times a week but usually in small amounts. He told me once im 12 wks and its for sure he will smarten up..what should i do? Dump him... once that baby starts crying everynight and he is cranky coz he is coming-down or craving, your life will be a living nightmare.. Tell him to sort his life out...

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Where is the best place to find new songs? On a radio

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Why the US people alwys use the F****K word....can any one tell me? nope, fuck knows...

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Why did Bill Wyman leave the Rolling Stones? To create and manage an all girl virgin rock group called Wyman's Hymens, they had a little chart success in Norway

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How do I stop my 10 month old westie from attacking and being jealous of my new 5 month old westie? Chryogenically freeze the 10 month old until they are roughly the same age

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A= 2 3 2 ( its a Matrix) 1 0 1 2 1 1 Find the inverse of the Matrix. Take the Blue Pill, Neo..

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How do you think we can stop all these teenage girls from getting pregnant? Anal sex

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What do you feel is the best decision or program Pres. Bush could yet achieve in his remaining ~6 months in office? Legalise all the things that were illegal and make illegal all the things that were legal... What a laugh!

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Do you have Olympic fever yet? Well, I'm sick of it already...! Does that count?

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What will a rubber tree do to a cat if they ingest? If you have a rubber tree that is eating cats, I would get it out of the house, and quick!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would drink too much and would chuck up on the floor.

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What is your favorite thing to do in a swimming pool? When no one is looking throw in a plastic turd.. then sit back and watch the mayhem....

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If the person you loved were to walk into your house right now and tell you they loved you, what would you do? say... "Any chance you can iron my work-shirt?"

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Where do you live and what is the current price of gasoline? $15 a teaspoon

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Should girls wear boxers? No... TAKE EM OFF!!!! ;-)

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Is a person that has schizophrenia called a schizophrenic? Yes definately. No hang on, I dont think so.

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If the question is funny to begin with, why would someone downrate you for giving a funny answer? Unfortunately, there are some real ego's at work on Answerbag. Some, choosing to self-appoint themselves as 'important' make this site suck all the humor and fun out of life...

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If a guy I'm starting to like writes me in an email, "you have me totally". What does that mean? "i'm a bunny boiling, stalker"

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What's your favorite southern dish? Dolly Parton

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How do you make a true Russian pirozhki? Stamp on his foot.

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How do you put Music on a PS3? Just download a program called TVersity to your PC, you can stream music, films even websites to your PS3 as well as copy music etc etc its an amazing program and totally free!

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How many people on here are British? Yup... or New Poland as its now known.. lol

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I heard people talking about trolls on AB, what are they? Its just a mean spirited individual that enjoys either leaving negative comments or downrating everthing a person posts... Trolls can also be the instigators of 'flaming' this is when a troll will say something just to start an arguement or cause mayhem...

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My son's online persona is a girl. Is it ethical for him to accept gifts from men? all sounds a bit dodgy to me...

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Why does one thrust the fork into the cheese always at the breakfast table? It would look a bit odd thrusting cheese while your cycling to work?

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Cat is to Dog, as Snake is to ..... Mongoose

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Can you write a poem featuring as many AB'ers as you can think of? ok, ill start you off... I wish I was like... GT she's the cutest penguin you ever will see, Sherrif Raf, tough old bird but good for a laugh, Da Ben Dan, superb fella, just dont bend down! Idne she so kind she would give you a kidney... Kevin rocks! When he's not in the P.Box... ;-) Ec-Nal, He woud make a good pal... (yo)

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Can vicoden help the pain for getting a tattoo? Dont be a big girl! Just take the pain!

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Would you be pleasantly surprised if your blind date turned out to be your ex? I think the phrase 'utter shock' should cover it...

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How could I stop the pain? drugs... lots of them...

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Ever had a black eye? If so how did you get it? running in the nude.... must remember to strap it to my leg next time...

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How come some people say 'how come' instead of 'why'? Its oldy English.. as in 'How did you come by that answer?' sort of thing...

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On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your own personality? 10... I rock harder than being locked in a cupboard with the Foo Fighters...

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I have a cardinal that pecks on my bedroom window for hours every day. Why is it doing this, and how do I make it stop? Shoot it with a shotgun

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Can you type your name with your elbow? RAGAMUFFRIKN N ! YAY! close enough!!

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How to start a moveing company lose the 'e' .. get a big van...

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Is there exist term "social problem" in WEST....? Yes, there exist term 'social problem' in west.. (mainly due to bad grammar!)

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If you pulled up at at stoplight and a convertable had vanity plates "DDDD" would you look at the driver? No, knowing my luck, it would be Dog the Bounty Hunters wife Beth, and I would be staring straight at her massive melons...

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How many fishes were caught when Jesus instructed his disciples to cast the nets to the right side of the boat? A great number.

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What do you know about The Krill Knights who made Christianity known by Asiatic People and who founded the State of Russia as a Christian empire? Nope. not a buttload...

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Are u the most beautiful one around? Yup-a-rooney!

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I feel like crying should I let it out? No, crying is only cool on Wednesday afternoon before dinner.

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Do you keep your car clean? Inside and out? Its filthy, even the dust has dust on it!

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You have a monkey, a panda, a banana. Which two go together? I think the panda would butt-rape the monkey while he scoffs down the banana....

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What do you say to a Kiwi when he says F off back home you pommie? "MAKE ME SHEEP SHAGGER!"

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How would you kill yourself? Choices: Hanging, shotgun to head, OD, jump from building, or slash the wrists? Suffocation by breasts.

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Isn't being sent to the Penalty Box just like being desfellowshipped? No, its like being able to view Answerbag and not answer for weeks! It sucks major ass!

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Are you a doctor, or do you play one on AB? ; ) Chopsy is a proper Nurse!

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Have you ever had an arguement here on AB with a fellow ABagger? No ;-)

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Which do you use? Dude, man, boy, guy, or gentleman, and chick, woman, girl, or lady? dude and chick, are my fav's...

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Is it grammatically correct, "She is receiving an average of 15 to 30 calls a day."? An average is just one number generally...

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What runs in your genes? I run in my jeans!

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Wanna see a picture of our new baby??? :-) Here Blob, I think I can help here!

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Have you ever received a post card from the edge, or the Edge? Isnt there a guy in U2 called 'The Edge'? If so no, I have never got one from a guitarist from U2!

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Idk if i believe in god or not...does that make me an athiest? To be absolutely correct you would be called an Agnostic, one who thinks it impossible to know the truth in matters such as God and religion. You are not an Atheist, by definition and Atheist os someone who affirms the non-existence of God in their own mind. I think there are many people in the western world who are the same, How do we know that their is a God? Apart from an old book...

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LOL, LMAO, ROFL or LMFAO? quite a few lols, a couple of rofls, not really a fan of lmao.. too long!

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Do you agree that clubbing penguins is wrong? Club Away!

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I say cucumber~you say........? The 'I am a cucumber' song... !

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I have a small penis, and love to be made fun of for it. Where can I go to be humiliated? right here! .. .

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My computer always skips back three or four lines whenever I type in "be...", and sometimes other combinations of letters as well. Words then appear totally out of place. How do I correct this? I think your PC has gone mad .. .

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Why so serious? Who me? NEVER!

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Do horses refer the smell of smoke to automatic danger? Probably connected to the fact they have white-hot metal shoes nailed on their feet! Bound to make them a bit edgy!

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Would you rather be called a professor than a "brain"? Brain seems lame Professor Ragamuffin... yep, I like it...

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Why does my female yellow lab stick her tounge in my ears? she wants the candy-floss inside!

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Do astronauts go in their pants? They did on the space shuttle Challenger.

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In a fwe hours kimbo will be fighting on cbs... but who will he fight? Its going to be his toughest fight ever, its Naomi Cambell ;-) lol

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What cricket like women's sport begins with the letter v? Vagina-ball

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What are things a person says which make them boring? Yes, I have collected over 40,000 different photos of telegraph poles in 15 years... like.... YAAAAAAWN!!!!

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In your opinion, what celebrity has great legs? (Photographic evidence is much welcomed ; ) Heather Mills

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If you could look inside of yourself what would you see? lots of pink tubes and slime and weird pulsating organs

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Why do some of you commonly accelerate when I go to pass you on the road? Over-takers need to be punished! ;-)

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I can't simplify this complex fraction??? 12/x+h+15 - 12/x+15 over h ok. but you musnt let it get you wound up...

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Is Soy Sauce bad for you? Only if you drink 10 pints!

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Can someone explain what a "wigger" is, and if you know one personally? The opposite of an Obama...

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What number am I supposed to use to check my messages used on my phone? I have AT&T. Phone AT&T they will tell you.

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I am not LDS, but an LDS couple I know is going on a mission. Is it appropriate for me to give them a gift? If so, what should I give them? LSD?

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Why do women's lips fade as they get older? Its years of nagging their husbands..

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Have you ever been to jail? What crime did you commit? How long did you serve? No, but I have been in the AB penalty box half a dozen times!

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What is meant by a reaction going to completion? Well, its like when you slap a girls ass for a reaction and she completely loses it and hits you in the face.

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I found a pill with M366 on one side it is white and oblong interesting, I found half a toffee under my drivers seat today!

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If the devil collects souls, what could he possibly want with 'em? He runs a shoe-repair business on the side...

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Is saying "I'm sorry" the only ingredient in forgiveness? yes and not calling her a bitch...

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Can you make a sentence using just letters that sound like words? examples: C D B (see the bee), I C U (I see you) C U Next Tuesday ?

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What might a white pill with bc on it be? Oooh lets have a wild stab-in-the-dark... Birth Control ????

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Do you look at your poop after you go potty? As a grown-man.. I tend not to 'go potty' rather I would partake in a huge and relaxing dump, and I see no need to engage it in eye-contact, end of chat.

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When taking a bath, is there one thing you always must have with you? Not a floater I hope !

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What would make you think that two people are brother and sister? Looks, attitude..? Their birth certificates.

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How often should you defragment your hard drive? I do mine every 5 minutes, then again, I do have bad OCD so that would explain it...

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How much does the internet weigh? Virtually nothing!

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My male cat has been going around the neighborhood attacking all the other cats. Is there something we can do to prevent him from being so aggressive? Give him a pink collar! Those alley-cats will laugh him out of town!

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GENARATOR BASIC WORK Sense, question, makes, not

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Why do guys not like big girls? Because they can squash you.

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Who invented stickers Steve 'sticky' Stickton from Stickport on the Stickland Islands.

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Do you think I went over the limit for asking too many questions today or should I ask a few more? Producing such deep and thought provoking questions must be tiresome, take the week off... ;-)

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For whom do the bells toll? Did you hear about the Monk who got his pecker caught in a Bell-rope? He got told-off...!

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What is the limit to beating your kids? I should think unconciousness is the thing to watch out for.

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Why can`t you polish a turd? It is possible! You can actually buy them 'pre-polished' now on the net, so that takes some of the 'strain' out of it ...

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If i don't wear a bra, my boobs look very small"32 B" ...is that sexy or tacky, should i wear a bra or no? nipples.... sorry what were you saying?

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A Florida teen has been convicted of robbing a 9-year-old Girl Scout selling cookies, and he was sentenced to 3 years in jail. Opinions - too harsh? too lenient? or just unpalatable? :o) Some of these girl-scout cookie salesmen are raking in about $800 a day! they know the risks!

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Has anyone got any good song ideas for the word "troll"? (Michael Troll the Boat Ashore) Oasis - You gotta Troll with it..?

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What is Monica Lewinsky doing now? Shes giving Obama a BJ...

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Is anyone else affraid of Clowns, or am I the only one with the a really stupid phobia? No, I agree, they are the secret minions of Satan, while outwardly projecting a personna of a clumsy goof, they are wanting to steal your sole and sell it the Devil for new size 22 boots...

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What would be a must tool for an Answerbag Swiss army knife? a poison-tipped blowpipe and dart for any rampaging trolls that cross your path!

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Is it possible, that here on AB, that other non-human intelligence is monitering this? I just wrap tinfoil round my 'head' to stop gamma waves, and extra-terrestrial radio frequencies from entering my vast melon...

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What is the worst thing to say at a funeral? I FARTED! NO-BODY MOVE AND NO BODY SMOKE!

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What does the color of your feces say about your health? "I'm Browwwwwnn " in a hilarious voice...

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What's the first thing you think of when you see "This is not a test!......"? someone is pretty serious. :-|

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What does the picture below bring to mind? He needs to moisturise more...

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What are you afraid of if you have ergophobia? Hi K, Is it work-shy? Just a guess... Cheers, hope your well.

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A 5'7" person walked up to you, would you be looking down at them, or up at them? down.. I'm tall like a bean-pole...

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Can someone explain WHY IM HAVING POINTS DEDUCTED im only having a laugh only need 20 points to get to next level sob sob :( Its a funny old game Derrick.. MARLENE !!!

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If my boyfriend says hes goin to watch a game,and didnt, then i find a receipt thats 4.00 at a bar, and he tipped the waitress 15.00.....should i be annoyed? Thata a huge tip for such a low-cost beverage, either she worked extremely hard waitress for at least two hours or has an amazing pair of norks is anyones guess????

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Who else had a wonderful day today? yes it was quite exellent...

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How do you make a band stand take away their chairs....dum dum DADA!!!

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Would you hug an Emo? yeh!

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What is the song "Private Dancer" by Tina Turner all about? She is basically selling her ass lap-dancing in someones face for some $$$$$ baby...

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Who was the first to dance on someones grave and what kind of dance was it? dude, are you taking the piss with these dancing on graves questions? Whats the deal?

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Why would you ever dance on someone's grave? if they were listening to your iPod...

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Have you ever seen ______________ the flag button? :-)

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How could I mold a fart? you could fart into liquid nitrogen and the bubble would freeze instantly, thus generating a mould of said anal gas.

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Sometimes my pee smells like potpourri but in a gross way. Why is this? Did you eat any dried flowers by mistake?

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Should I kiss the rain? go for it!

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I wish i was ____________? a supporter of Man United ? RED ARMY ! RED ARMY!

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WHAT DOES MY TATTOO MEAN its the one on my avatar I am egyptian, it reads 'penis of small camel' . . .

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Your thoughts on racoons please? over-rated...

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What is a good "H" word that you use a lot? HELL-YEAH!!!!

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What smells good to you? food, females, freshly-cut-grass, fried-food, forests, foreign places, flowers, furry puppies, fffffff sorry i'm fresh of of 'f's... rofl

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What do you think of Liverpool as a whole? apart from The Beatles, being a supporter of Manchester United Football club, we hate Liverpool FC with a passion! RED ARMY!!! RED ARMY!!!RED ARMY!!!RED ARMY!!!RED ARMY!!!RED ARMY!!!RED ARMY!!!RED ARMY!!!RED ARMY!!! THERES ONLY ONE MAN UNITED! THERES ONLY ONE MAN UNITED!

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Is 'Pudenda' a good name for a new baby girl? no, it sounds like a hot curry. as in ... "Hey Fred! I got so drunk last night, 18 pints and then went for a Pudenda! God, my arse is on fire this morning!"

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Who wrote the Wiccan Rede? The Wiccan Riter !

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Do you like to ask questions or answer questions better? do you need an ' o ' here have mine...

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Are you happy I can now give +5 on answers? I sure am :) Thats is the best news I have ever heard OMG Thats is the best news I have ever heard OMGThats is the best news I have ever heard OMGThats is the best news I have ever heard OMGThats is the best news I have ever heard OMGThats is the best news I have ever heard OMGThats is the best news I have ever heard OMGThats is the best news I have ever heard OMGThats is the best news I have ever heard...

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What's your favourite George Dubya Bush quote? http://tinyurl.com/3rmz6 "I have decided to step-down..."

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How do you feel about breastfeeding in public? I'm fine with it but the other fellas on my building-site might not like it...

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Anyone live with pain yes, the structure of this question gave me untold gut-ache... have a '?' and a 'Does' also a ',' dont thank me..

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Have you ever asked a question and then been like: Really? This questions been asked before? or "Do you hate duplicates?" thats a bit neater..

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When was the last time you felt "judged" by some one else? Everytime I post on AB funny enough!

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Does AB affect your life? How...? I used to be seriously addicted, by now can take it or leave it. I have been Penalty Boxed about 5 times now, so all the enthusiasm I had for this site has been chipped away.

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If I wrote you a letter, would you write back? depends on if there is cash involved ;-)

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Where is everybody? AB is empty today. America - having breakfast England - still asleep China - busy making electronic things really small Russia - queing up for 2 hours for 1 potato Australia - Having BBQ's and chasing kangeroo's away from their food.

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What's the body language translation for someone rubbing their lips while they're looking at you? There's this guy I like who I've seen doing that a couple of times. Is it a good thing? Touching the mouth when looking at someone means he wants to eat you! If he invites you for dinner and you notice the bath-tub is full of gravy, I would run, quickly.

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... so what stayed? A large empty tub of butter and three very sore midgets.

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What is the real color of Madonna's hair? i know she gets her a-hole bleached!

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What is the oldest classic novel you own? My C.V.

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What's the scariest thing about getting married? I think it has to be your wedding night, when it comes to the time you have to seal-the-deal and find out if everything is OK downstairs on your woman... I bet someone has had a few nasty suprises at that moment! imagine if your new wife had 'man junk' in her trunks..! nightmare...!

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Aside from a home or car, what is the most you have ever paid for something? A coffee at STARPHUKS(c)...

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When exactly were "The Days"? You know! "THOSE" days !

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As an Answerbagger, what do you strive to do? take the piss, and be as sarcastic as poss.

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Is it okay to wear black panties under my white skirt without a slip? fine by me.

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My friend says it's okay to hold hands with a guy who you are best friends with, even if you have a boyfriend. Is she right or is that cheating? I think its ok, if you put condoms over your hands.

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How do you know if you have a crush on someone? If they make groaning and gurgling noises and say things like, 'aaah i'm being crushed' etc.

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Whats your favorite "Why'd the ______ cross the road?" joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt have a choice in the matter he was in a McChicken sandwich.

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What kind of girl will love me long time once I get over the fever? A prostitute that is up to date with her flu-jab

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What makes you smile instantly? putting a spoon in your mouth sideways.

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What do you hope to find at the end of rainbow? knowing my luck, a huge bucket of sh**

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Do you actually think a McDonalds giftcard is a good gift? Oh h*ll yeh! I'll have to get a taxi though, thats too far to walk!

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At what age do you think you would be mature enough to date someone with no legs? As a massive fan of beer, I dont see a problem with getting legless now and then.

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Do you give Negative Points? What are your reasons? To avoid confrontation I think its better to hit'em hard and run...

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It's a hot summer day and we're all at the Boardwalk..we're very very hungry...you have the Hot Dog/Hamburger/Bratwurst stand...the Veggie Burger/Falafal/Hummus Stand...the Fish&Chips/Taco/Pizza Stand..Which line are you in? I'm with the fatties in the Ice-cream line...

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Which fish would be the best example of your swimming abilities? Sperm Whale

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Why did God create "man" and "woman"? Are men and women supposed to represent different things that are of equal importance? If so, what? I think originally men were designed for hunting and gathering and women were designed for staying at home watching re-runs of Days of Our lives and chatting on the phone.

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I get emails with this for content: "lqzm g, lovely x oux meujr Matures vepye nowdy http://www.videnhot.cn e i. pec bvzd ztkz fv. vgttk c nl cw e n bjati sbo, l fgnn v egb." Seriously - WHAT is the point of someone sending this out? makes more sense than some of the questions on AB!

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Why can't cows climb down stairs? Because they are not allowed upstairs. They make the place smell.

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Crossword help...wife of a Indian Prince 8 letters? Princess Sevenletters

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Love and let live what does that mean? Isnt it 'Live and let live' meaning let others live how they want and in return live how you want...

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Why do nice guys finish last? Where do nice girls finish? Asleep and all sticky

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What do you know about FreeMasonsry? Its hard to spell?

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Who would win in a rap battle? 50 Cent or Jay-Z Tupac

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Does anyone in Dublin have any kittens for adoption? hmmm Irish kittens... Do you mean puppies? lol

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Ladies: What is your definition of a "Good Guy"? A four foot tall midget, with a 10" tongue and a flat head to rest your glass of wine on...

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Is it POSSIBLE to live without a PURPOSE? More importantly, Is it possible to ASK without UPPERCASE?

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Why is it okay for movies to show women being sexually abused and mutilated? They don't show men being treated this way. I think it's degrading to women. Naaah! They love it!

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Should you ACQUIRE more or DESIRE less to be HAPPY? I think you should CAPITALISE less and PUNCTUATE more to be legible

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How do I keep dogs/cats from pooing on my lawn? Put a sign on your lawn that says "If your pet craps on my lawn, I will sleep with your wife"

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Name a fear you had and how you managed to overcome it. I used to have a fear of getting downrated, now I dont give a funk...

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Do you believe necrophiles should be allowed to adopt children? Shouldn't they? Why not? Sounds dead boring to me.

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In your opinion.. what is the most PAINFUL way to die? and how would you like to go? Being told by you doctor you only have 20 minutes to live but have a house-full of naked women about 45 minutes drive away...

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What on earth is a tater tot? (I'm from the UK and don't get out much...) Its a baby that resembles a potato i.e. has lots of eyes and is a bit muddy

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Prince Philip married Canadian Autumn Kelly, an ex-waitress from Montréal, in a royal ceremony today. Do you think he could have done better, or is she a welcome addition to the Royals? What Planet are you on? Prince Philip is already married to the Queen!

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Why do you suppose Hillary Clinton wears those hideous pant suits that everyone makes fun of? Because Bill lent Monica all her dresses

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I'd still know the answer to what three ingredients would be added if Rachael here, even if I am a dog, wouldn't I? Oh no who gave the Labrador the Laptop..

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I seem to break computers whenever I get my hands on them. Is there anything that breaks whenever you come near? Yes, silence usually! I dont shut-up!

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What are some really good slow songs, for like a party and stuff? You dont want slow songs for a party! You want some uplifting beats!

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How can you tell a girl gold fish from a boy gold fish? Ones got a little gold winky n balls the other a little gold pair of boobs and a small gold vag.

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Why am I asking these questions anyway, dogs can't cook? Good question.

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