Answer to Im going to take you________________?

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:50:04 -0700

Im going to take you________________?

to funky town.

Answer to Are you ready for an upgrade?

Mon, 28 May 2012 10:54:33 -0700

Are you ready for an upgrade?

I'll be upgraded tomorrow...wait, is sobriety an upgrade?

Answer to When was the last time you received a raise? Did you have to ask for it?

Mon, 28 May 2012 10:39:58 -0700

When was the last time you received a raise? Did you have to ask for it?

Yes, I've had a pay cut for the last three years.

Answer to Can you name a song that has the word 'love' in it?

Mon, 28 May 2012 10:29:10 -0700

Can you name a song that has the word 'love' in it?

"Radar Love" by Golden Earring. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwqMKf7r7Xg

Answer to Name something that never dies?

Mon, 28 May 2012 10:23:07 -0700

Name something that never dies?

Rust...well, it never sleeps.

Answer to You know you make me wanna______________?

Sun, 27 May 2012 14:59:33 -0700

You know you make me wanna______________?

get drunk and screw.

Answer to What can i do if im bored?

Sun, 27 May 2012 14:48:21 -0700

What can i do if im bored?

Drink beer...It works for me : )

Answer to Do you find people offering free hugs irritating?

Sun, 27 May 2012 14:26:12 -0700

Do you find people offering free hugs irritating?

Depends on where it's happening.

Answer to Who is coming _____________?

Sun, 27 May 2012 14:09:34 -0700

Who is coming _____________?

around the mountain when she comes

Answer to Haha in one word describe your TYPO skills:-)?

Sun, 27 May 2012 13:56:14 -0700

Haha in one word describe your TYPO skills:-)?

Hunterpecker...Is that a word?

Answer to Would you date a werewolf?

Sun, 27 May 2012 13:23:46 -0700

Would you date a werewolf?

Not anymore, I got too many ex-wives already.

Answer to Was MTV around when you were a kid?

Sun, 27 May 2012 13:07:30 -0700

Was MTV around when you were a kid?

Yes, it was great back then.

Answer to Whats something you cant refuse on the weekend

Sun, 27 May 2012 01:14:19 -0700

Whats something you cant refuse on the weekend

A little beer...or two.

Answer to Where have all the ___ gone?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:31:25 -0700

Where have all the ___ gone?

Ukrainian lesbians with no facial features

Answer to No more ____________ for you.

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:01:59 -0700

No more ____________ for you.

tick birds

Answer to What's the funniest thing you've seen on a TV show from a foreign country? Extra points if you don't speak/understand the language used.

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:25:51 -0700

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a TV show from a foreign country? Extra points if you don't speak/understand the language used.

I think this was filmed in Cuba.

Answer to Greatest few albums of the 1960s (and, ok, up until 1972)? (Sticky Fingers, Let It Bleed, Who's Next)

Sat, 26 May 2012 15:52:02 -0700

Greatest few albums of the 1960s (and, ok, up until 1972)? (Sticky Fingers, Let It Bleed, Who's Next)

Deep Purple..."Machine Head" ...1972 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Head_(album)

Answer to Jumbo___?

Sat, 26 May 2012 14:59:33 -0700

Jumbo___?

Scrooge

Answer to _ after _.

Sat, 26 May 2012 13:33:19 -0700

_______ after _______.

time...time

Answer to FOOD FIGHT!! grab some food, what did you grab.?.haha here take some spinach Marky mark!?

Sat, 26 May 2012 11:28:01 -0700

FOOD FIGHT!! grab some food, what did you grab.?.haha here take some spinach Marky mark!?

Limburger cheese.

Answer to The god of ___________ .

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:42:53 -0700

The god of ___________ .

universal remote controls

Answer to What does no woman want, but no woman wants to lose? :P

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:10:05 -0700

What does no woman want, but no woman wants to lose? :P

I think that would be me.

Answer to This is where ____________ .

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:21:10 -0700

This is where ____________ .

spiders get a little warm.

Answer to were going to have a __________tonight :-) ?

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:14:44 -0700

were going to have a __________tonight :-) ?

pig roast

Answer to High School hangout place. Is it still in business?

Sun, 20 May 2012 17:15:22 -0700

High School hangout place. Is it still in business?

Nope...It's an auto parts store now.

Answer to Momma said there would__________________________________

Sun, 20 May 2012 17:10:07 -0700

Momma said there would__________________________________

a time to mind your p's and q's.

Answer to As mad as a_________?

Sun, 20 May 2012 15:54:07 -0700

As mad as a_________?

cow disease

Answer to Can you feel ____________ ?

Sun, 20 May 2012 15:50:54 -0700

Can you feel ____________ ?

the force

Answer to Favorite activity after love making?

Sun, 20 May 2012 15:29:35 -0700

Favorite activity after love making?

Drink some more beer while trying to catch my breath.

Answer to What is the best Live performance you have ever seen on TV or In person?

Sun, 20 May 2012 13:18:27 -0700

What is the best Live performance you have ever seen on TV or In person?

Pink Floyd.

Answer to Where is your ticklish spot?

Sun, 20 May 2012 13:02:07 -0700

Where is your ticklish spot?

The bottom of my feet...I can't even scratch an itch there.

Answer to Name a specific food whose aroma makes you hungry.

Sun, 20 May 2012 12:48:32 -0700

Name a specific food whose aroma makes you hungry.

Italian.

Answer to He said. She said______

Sun, 20 May 2012 12:33:46 -0700

He said________________. She said______________________

does your panties make me look fat...get your fat ass out of my panties

Answer to It is not a good idea to _ while _.

Sun, 20 May 2012 11:52:54 -0700

It is not a good idea to _____ while _____.

jump out of a moving car...texting

Answer to Smells like _____.

Sun, 20 May 2012 11:43:44 -0700

Smells like _____.

philmore's live bait shop

Answer to i have 69 alerts ! do you think one of them might be rude ?

Sun, 20 May 2012 11:30:57 -0700

i have 69 alerts ! do you think one of them might be rude ?

Most likely...I pay no attention to rudeism (is rudeism a word) Dalton: "I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice"

Answer to What's the most unusual thing you have ever had for breakfast?

Sun, 20 May 2012 11:06:13 -0700

What's the most unusual thing you have ever had for breakfast?

Rice porridge (congee) with sliced century egg and wolfberries in it.

Answer to If your first car you ever owned came back, what will it say?

Sun, 20 May 2012 00:45:15 -0700

If your first car you ever owned came back, what will it say?

"Get them stains out of my back seat" My first car was a 1970 Olds Cutlass.

Answer to do U have Lyin Eyes

Sun, 20 May 2012 00:04:35 -0700

do U have Lyin Eyes

No, but your question reminds me of a great Eagles tune.

Answer to Is it ok to watch your neighbor sun bathing from your window?

Sat, 19 May 2012 22:57:30 -0700

Is it ok to watch your neighbor sun bathing from your window?

Yes, but don't get too distracted.

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "Stevie Wonder"?

Sat, 19 May 2012 22:38:54 -0700

What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "Stevie Wonder"?

Superstition.

Answer to What kind of reader are you?

Sat, 19 May 2012 21:46:33 -0700

What kind of reader are you?

I only read the articles.

Answer to what's the HARDEST drug you have evr done/tried??

Sat, 19 May 2012 21:31:54 -0700

what's the HARDEST drug you have evr done/tried??

LSD.

Answer to Who is the best rapper ever?!?!

Sat, 19 May 2012 21:18:33 -0700

Who is the best rapper ever?!?!

I think Debbie Harry did a good rap when rap was in its infancy.

Answer to What is your favorite Lionel Richie song?

Sat, 19 May 2012 15:44:38 -0700

What is your favorite Lionel Richie song?

Dancing on the Ceiling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdQDXs75Ulo and the video is pretty cool.

Answer to What's your favorite 70's TV show and why?

Sat, 19 May 2012 15:30:10 -0700

What's your favorite 70's TV show and why?

A toss-up between "All in the Family" and "Sanford and Son"

Answer to Do you think the girl in this picture is pretty? http://www.flickr.com/photos/enathema/4527944965/

Sat, 19 May 2012 13:44:58 -0700

Do you think the girl in this picture is pretty? http://www.flickr.com/photos/enathema/4527944965/

Yes, I would pop her bubble wrap anytime.

Answer to What's something I can throw in oatmeal besides raisins to mask the taste and make it less gluey?

Sat, 19 May 2012 13:37:13 -0700

What's something I can throw in oatmeal besides raisins to mask the taste and make it less gluey?

Try some kind of nuts or seeds like sliced almonds or sunflower seeds.

Answer to Whatchoo gonna do when she says good-bye? Whatchoo gonna do when she is gone?

Sat, 19 May 2012 13:23:41 -0700

Whatchoo gonna do when she says good-bye? Whatchoo gonna do when she is gone?

Well, the best way to get over someone is to get over someone else. "Whatchoo gonna do" is a great tune.

Answer to What would you do if you woke up in 3012 & realized you'd died but yr kids had frozen yr head, which was now hooked up to tubes?

Sat, 19 May 2012 13:08:28 -0700

What would you do if you woke up in 3012 & realized you'd died but yr kids had frozen yr head, which was now hooked up to tubes?

I would say "this is how I trimmed them ugly pounds off my body"

Answer to Growing up, did your family just not eat certain common foods? We never had mac & cheese or used pepper, and ate out only when moving.

Sat, 19 May 2012 12:48:35 -0700

Growing up, did your family just not eat certain common foods? We never had mac & cheese or used pepper, and ate out only when moving.

Very common foods, mostly beans and potatoes...I can't remember if I ate mac & cheese then, but mom would make some great mac & tomatoes, and still does...Seasonings, just salt and pepper.

Answer to Look at that _ ________!

Sun, 13 May 2012 18:53:26 -0700

Look at that _________ ________________!

boogity boogity

Answer to What would you do with a gold finger?

Sun, 13 May 2012 17:12:11 -0700

What would you do with a gold finger?

Ask someone to pull it.

Answer to GUYS ONLY, what clothing do you wear to sleep?

Sun, 13 May 2012 15:19:09 -0700

GUYS ONLY, what clothing do you wear to sleep?

Pajamer britches...aka: beer drinking trousers.

Answer to Can we have a moment of silence please to remember Carroll Shelby?

Sun, 13 May 2012 14:15:53 -0700

Can we have a moment of silence please to remember Carroll Shelby?

Yes, Carroll Shelby was a great man.

Answer to What is your favorite "Western" movie of all time?

Sun, 13 May 2012 13:34:10 -0700

What is your favorite "Western" movie of all time?

"The Outlaw Josey Wales." is my favorite. "The Last of the Mohicans" comes in second. "Dances with wolves" is up there.

Answer to _____ Balls?

Sun, 13 May 2012 13:23:21 -0700

_____ Balls?

Big

Answer to Do you know how your parents met? any details at all?

Sun, 13 May 2012 13:20:00 -0700

Do you know how your parents met? any details at all?

I think they met at a family reunion.

Answer to Did you own a boom box?

Sun, 13 May 2012 12:55:45 -0700

Did you own a boom box?

Yes, I do...It features a state of the art cassette player.

Answer to Will a cold shower douse that fire between your legs tonight?

Sun, 13 May 2012 12:44:43 -0700

Will a cold shower douse that fire between your legs tonight?

I got my flames extinguished last night...I'm good to go for another week or decade.

Answer to Can we slow dance together NOW

Sun, 13 May 2012 12:19:50 -0700

Can we slow dance together NOW

Sure, but please don't get alarmed if something pops up.

Answer to Scarlett Johansson: Hot or Not ?

Sun, 13 May 2012 12:08:48 -0700

Scarlett Johansson: Hot or Not ?

Dang hot.

Answer to what would be your reaction if someone gave you the keys of a brand new Lamborghini

Sun, 13 May 2012 11:30:36 -0700

what would be your reaction if someone gave you the keys of a brand new Lamborghini

I would wipe my fingerprints off them keys and run like hell.

Answer to Is your watch strap: metal, leather, satin ,rubber other? whats it made out of?

Sun, 13 May 2012 11:06:24 -0700

Is your watch strap: metal, leather, satin ,rubber other? whats it made out of?

Gold plated metal.

Answer to Is an orgy a good idea to release stress?

Sun, 13 May 2012 10:32:07 -0700

Is an orgy a good idea to release stress?

It wouldn't be for me...I think at least one in the crowd would have really smelly breath, some kind of funky foot fungus, a dirty crusty butcrack that spread to the front, or give me something that would scare the hell out of penicillin. No, I want to keep what I got intact...Sorry for the...

Answer to Have you ever put your toe in a Martini

Sun, 13 May 2012 10:02:09 -0700

Have you ever put your toe in a Martini

Yes, but then I remembered I like them shaken, not stirred.

Answer to Are you a good enough singer to try out for American Idol?

Sun, 13 May 2012 09:49:29 -0700

Are you a good enough singer to try out for American Idol?

No way, I can't carry a tune in a bucket.

Answer to When the Native Americans were sending smoke signals, what were they texting?

Sun, 13 May 2012 09:17:30 -0700

When the Native Americans were sending smoke signals, what were they texting?

"Come on over, we got some ribs on the smoker" Good question and got me thinking the same thing. http://www.indians.org/articles/smoke-signals.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_signal

Answer to How many days a week, if any, do you pack your lunch...

Sun, 13 May 2012 08:59:59 -0700

How many days a week, if any, do you pack your lunch...

Almost always...I seldom eat fast food.

Answer to My _______ hurts!

Sun, 13 May 2012 08:42:52 -0700

My _______ hurts!

brain

Answer to Is noon a good time for lunch for you?

Sun, 13 May 2012 08:17:48 -0700

Is noon a good time for lunch for you?

Yes, lunch and a beer...noon works for me.

Answer to Hey genius, whatz up??

Sun, 13 May 2012 07:41:33 -0700

Hey genius, whatz up??

BEER! Did someone say beer?!?

Answer to Is there someone special that you miss?

Sat, 12 May 2012 23:02:57 -0700

Is there someone special that you miss?

Yes.

Answer to if u had to live the rest of your life in either Los Angeles or NYC, which one would u choose ?

Sat, 12 May 2012 22:38:46 -0700

if u had to live the rest of your life in either Los Angeles or NYC, which one would u choose ?

LA

Answer to How long will OUR marriage last ?????

Sat, 12 May 2012 22:04:45 -0700

How long will OUR marriage last ?????

Till death do us part. Well, that's what I said to my last two wives, but not both at the same time.

Answer to What is a must have in a green tossed salad?

Sat, 12 May 2012 21:36:46 -0700

What is a must have in a green tossed salad?

Cheese.

Answer to ima________________________!

Sat, 12 May 2012 18:43:03 -0700

ima________________________!

going to get me some.

Answer to Stuck____________?

Sat, 12 May 2012 18:24:07 -0700

Stuck____________?

in the middle with you.

Answer to which of the following types of music do u find the hardest to listen to ?

Sat, 12 May 2012 17:11:25 -0700

which of the following types of music do u find the hardest to listen to ?

Hip Hop.

Answer to What does it cost to run Fort Knox each year? Is it all blue smoke and mirrors with nothing there to guard...another phony Wizard of Oz?

Sat, 12 May 2012 16:28:55 -0700

What does it cost to run Fort Knox each year? Is it all blue smoke and mirrors with nothing there to guard...another phony Wizard of Oz?

I think Fort Knox is a decoy. One well placed nuclear warhead would render a nation's bullion useless...and radioactive.

Answer to wahts the saddest song in your opinoin

Sat, 12 May 2012 12:56:25 -0700

wahts the saddest song in your opinoin

Last Kiss.

Answer to Do you keep a GUN in/atop (or near) your bedside nightstand, where you can quickly grasp it in an emergency situation?

Sat, 12 May 2012 11:30:24 -0700

Do you keep a GUN in/atop (or near) your bedside nightstand, where you can quickly grasp it in an emergency situation?

No comment. ; )

Answer to For if _____ is power, then a am I.

Sat, 12 May 2012 11:08:42 -0700

For if ___________ is power, then a ______ am I.

green eggs and ham...Sam I am or

Answer to c'mon, do you really want this bully run your country ?

Fri, 11 May 2012 21:01:34 -0700

c'mon, do you really want this bully run your country ?

His actions while attending high school in the 60s...Is that the best dirt they can dig up on him?

Answer to What is the "smartest" advise you ever got ?

Fri, 11 May 2012 20:16:28 -0700

What is the "smartest" advise you ever got ?

Wear sunscreen.

Answer to will you PLEASE throw that ____________ away?

Fri, 11 May 2012 20:10:39 -0700

will you PLEASE throw that ____________ away?

trash

Answer to When should you tell your kids that Slash isn't real?

Fri, 11 May 2012 19:07:12 -0700

When should you tell your kids that Slash isn't real?

Never...There is a real Slash.

Answer to what was the last thing someone convinced you to do,that you now regret doing? anything?

Fri, 11 May 2012 18:13:33 -0700

what was the last thing someone convinced you to do,that you now regret doing? anything?

Drugs.

Answer to Have you ever kicked anyone out of your home?

Fri, 11 May 2012 18:05:16 -0700

Have you ever kicked anyone out of your home?

Yup, my ex-wife...umm, she was my wife at the time.

Answer to Do you refer to the tomato-based substance that goes with pasta as gravy or sauce?

Mon, 07 May 2012 14:21:17 -0700

Do you refer to the tomato-based substance that goes with pasta as gravy or sauce?

I call it sauce, but I've heard Italians call it red gravy...and if McDonalds served pasta, it would be called "special red sauce"

Answer to What is something that begins with the letter "T" and ends with an "L" ?

Sun, 06 May 2012 19:07:58 -0700

What is something that begins with the letter "T" and ends with an "L" ?

Thermal

Answer to Do you sing?

Sun, 06 May 2012 19:03:13 -0700

Do you sing?

Yes, I sing like a rock, but not so fast in salt water.

Answer to What language do you use to swear?

Sun, 06 May 2012 17:30:30 -0700

What language do you use to swear?

English, but I seldom swear.

Answer to How do you rate Robert Deniro as an actor ? scale of 1-10 ( 10 = incredible) ?

Sun, 06 May 2012 17:09:42 -0700

How do you rate Robert Deniro as an actor ? scale of 1-10 ( 10 = incredible) ?

I give him a 10.

Answer to What is that stain on my skirt

Sun, 06 May 2012 17:01:41 -0700

What is that stain on my skirt

Answer to Mila Kunis: HOT Or NOT?

Sun, 06 May 2012 16:54:37 -0700

Mila Kunis: HOT Or NOT?

Super hot.

Answer to Have you ever t*rded in the outdoors before? Like behind a tree?

Sun, 06 May 2012 16:01:07 -0700

Have you ever t*rded in the outdoors before? Like behind a tree?

Yes, I've done everything imaginable in the outdoors.

Answer to Do you use a crockpot ? what is the best thing you cook in it? can you share?

Sun, 06 May 2012 15:45:32 -0700

Do you use a crockpot ? what is the best thing you cook in it? can you share?

Yes. Corn beef brisket with homemade sauerkraut.