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Im going to take you________________?
to funky town.
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Are you ready for an upgrade?
I'll be upgraded tomorrow...wait, is sobriety an upgrade?
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When was the last time you received a raise? Did you have to ask for it?
Yes, I've had a pay cut for the last three years.
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Can you name a song that has the word 'love' in it?
"Radar Love" by Golden Earring.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwqMKf7r7Xg
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Name something that never dies?
Rust...well, it never sleeps.
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You know you make me wanna______________?
get drunk and screw.
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What can i do if im bored?
Drink beer...It works for me : )
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Do you find people offering free hugs irritating?
Depends on where it's happening.
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Who is coming _____________?
around the mountain when she comes
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Haha in one word describe your TYPO skills:-)?
Hunterpecker...Is that a word?
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Would you date a werewolf?
Not anymore, I got too many ex-wives already.
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Was MTV around when you were a kid?
Yes, it was great back then.
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Whats something you cant refuse on the weekend
A little beer...or two.
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Where have all the ___ gone?
Ukrainian lesbians with no facial features
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No more ____________ for you.
tick birds
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What's the funniest thing you've seen on a TV show from a foreign country? Extra points if you don't speak/understand the language used.
I think this was filmed in Cuba.
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Greatest few albums of the 1960s (and, ok, up until 1972)? (Sticky Fingers, Let It Bleed, Who's Next)
Deep Purple..."Machine Head" ...1972
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Head_(album)
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Jumbo___?
Scrooge
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_______ after _______.
time...time
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FOOD FIGHT!! grab some food, what did you grab.?.haha here take some spinach Marky mark!?
Limburger cheese.
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The god of ___________ .
universal remote controls
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What does no woman want, but no woman wants to lose? :P
I think that would be me.
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This is where ____________ .
spiders get a little warm.
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were going to have a __________tonight :-) ?
pig roast
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High School hangout place. Is it still in business?
Nope...It's an auto parts store now.
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Momma said there would__________________________________
a time to mind your p's and q's.
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As mad as a_________?
cow disease
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Can you feel ____________ ?
the force
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Favorite activity after love making?
Drink some more beer while trying to catch my breath.
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What is the best Live performance you have ever seen on TV or In person?
Pink Floyd.
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Where is your ticklish spot?
The bottom of my feet...I can't even scratch an itch there.
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Name a specific food whose aroma makes you hungry.
Italian.
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He said________________. She said______________________
does your panties make me look fat...get your fat ass out of my panties
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It is not a good idea to _____ while _____.
jump out of a moving car...texting
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Smells like _____.
philmore's live bait shop
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i have 69 alerts ! do you think one of them might be rude ?
Most likely...I pay no attention to rudeism (is rudeism a word)
Dalton: "I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice"
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What's the most unusual thing you have ever had for breakfast?
Rice porridge (congee) with sliced century egg and wolfberries in it.
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If your first car you ever owned came back, what will it say?
"Get them stains out of my back seat"
My first car was a 1970 Olds Cutlass.
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do U have Lyin Eyes
No, but your question reminds me of a great Eagles tune.
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Is it ok to watch your neighbor sun bathing from your window?
Yes, but don't get too distracted.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "Stevie Wonder"?
Superstition.
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What kind of reader are you?
I only read the articles.
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what's the HARDEST drug you have evr done/tried??
LSD.
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Who is the best rapper ever?!?!
I think Debbie Harry did a good rap when rap was in its infancy.
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What is your favorite Lionel Richie song?
Dancing on the Ceiling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdQDXs75Ulo
and the video is pretty cool.
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What's your favorite 70's TV show and why?
A toss-up between "All in the Family" and "Sanford and Son"
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Do you think the girl in this picture is pretty?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/enathema/4527944965/
Yes, I would pop her bubble wrap anytime.
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What's something I can throw in oatmeal besides raisins to mask the taste and make it less gluey?
Try some kind of nuts or seeds like sliced almonds or sunflower seeds.
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Whatchoo gonna do when she says good-bye? Whatchoo gonna do when she is gone?
Well, the best way to get over someone is to get over someone else.
"Whatchoo gonna do" is a great tune.
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What would you do if you woke up in 3012 & realized you'd died but yr kids had frozen yr head, which was now hooked up to tubes?
I would say "this is how I trimmed them ugly pounds off my body"
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Growing up, did your family just not eat certain common foods? We never had mac & cheese or used pepper, and ate out only when moving.
Very common foods, mostly beans and potatoes...I can't remember if I ate mac & cheese then, but mom would make some great mac & tomatoes, and still does...Seasonings, just salt and pepper.
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Look at that _________ ________________!
boogity boogity
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What would you do with a gold finger?
Ask someone to pull it.
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GUYS ONLY, what clothing do you wear to sleep?
Pajamer britches...aka: beer drinking trousers.
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Can we have a moment of silence please to remember Carroll Shelby?
Yes, Carroll Shelby was a great man.
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What is your favorite "Western" movie of all time?
"The Outlaw Josey Wales." is my favorite.
"The Last of the Mohicans" comes in second.
"Dances with wolves" is up there.
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_____ Balls?
Big
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Do you know how your parents met? any details at all?
I think they met at a family reunion.
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Did you own a boom box?
Yes, I do...It features a state of the art cassette player.
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Will a cold shower douse that fire between your legs tonight?
I got my flames extinguished last night...I'm good to go for another week or decade.
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Can we slow dance together NOW
Sure, but please don't get alarmed if something pops up.
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Scarlett Johansson: Hot or Not ?
Dang hot.
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what would be your reaction if someone gave you the keys of a brand new Lamborghini
I would wipe my fingerprints off them keys and run like hell.
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Is your watch strap: metal, leather, satin ,rubber other? whats it made out of?
Gold plated metal.
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Is an orgy a good idea to release stress?
It wouldn't be for me...I think at least one in the crowd would have really smelly breath, some kind of funky foot fungus, a dirty crusty butcrack that spread to the front, or give me something that would scare the hell out of penicillin.
No, I want to keep what I got intact...Sorry for the rant, but I'm terminally monogamous.
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Have you ever put your toe in a Martini
Yes, but then I remembered I like them shaken, not stirred.
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Are you a good enough singer to try out for American Idol?
No way, I can't carry a tune in a bucket.
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When the Native Americans were sending smoke signals, what were they texting?
"Come on over, we got some ribs on the smoker"
Good question and got me thinking the same thing.
http://www.indians.org/articles/smoke-signals.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_signal
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How many days a week, if any, do you pack your lunch...
Almost always...I seldom eat fast food.
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My _______ hurts!
brain
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Is noon a good time for lunch for you?
Yes, lunch and a beer...noon works for me.
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Hey genius, whatz up??
BEER! Did someone say beer?!?
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Is there someone special that you miss?
Yes.
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if u had to live the rest of your life in either Los Angeles or NYC, which one would u choose ?
LA
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How long will OUR marriage last ?????
Till death do us part.
Well, that's what I said to my last two wives, but not both at the same time.
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What is a must have in a green tossed salad?
Cheese.
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ima________________________!
going to get me some.
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Stuck____________?
in the middle with you.
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which of the following types of music do u find the hardest to listen to ?
Hip Hop.
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What does it cost to run Fort Knox each year? Is it all blue smoke and mirrors with nothing there to guard...another phony Wizard of Oz?
I think Fort Knox is a decoy. One well placed nuclear warhead would render a nation's bullion useless...and radioactive.
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wahts the saddest song in your opinoin
Last Kiss.
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Do you keep a GUN in/atop (or near) your bedside nightstand, where you can quickly grasp it in an emergency situation?
No comment. ; )
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For if ___________ is power, then a ______ am I.
green eggs and ham...Sam I am or
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c'mon, do you really want this bully run your country ?
His actions while attending high school in the 60s...Is that the best dirt they can dig up on him?
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What is the "smartest" advise you ever got ?
Wear sunscreen.
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will you PLEASE throw that ____________ away?
trash
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When should you tell your kids that Slash isn't real?
Never...There is a real Slash.
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what was the last thing someone convinced you to do,that you now regret doing? anything?
Drugs.
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Have you ever kicked anyone out of your home?
Yup, my ex-wife...umm, she was my wife at the time.
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Do you refer to the tomato-based substance that goes with pasta as gravy or sauce?
I call it sauce, but I've heard Italians call it red gravy...and if McDonalds served pasta, it would be called "special red sauce"
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What is something that begins with the letter "T" and ends with an "L" ?
Thermal
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Do you sing?
Yes, I sing like a rock, but not so fast in salt water.
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What language do you use to swear?
English, but I seldom swear.
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How do you rate Robert Deniro as an actor ? scale of 1-10 ( 10 = incredible) ?
I give him a 10.
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What is that stain on my skirt
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Mila Kunis: HOT Or NOT?
Super hot.
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Have you ever t*rded in the outdoors before? Like behind a tree?
Yes, I've done everything imaginable in the outdoors.
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Do you use a crockpot ? what is the best thing you cook in it? can you share?
Yes.
Corn beef brisket with homemade sauerkraut.
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What is that stain on my skirt
Come again?
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THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
We are finally there yet.
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How often are you inspired by the news?
Every time a local weather forecaster says "A tornado has touched down, seek shelter immediately"
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Do WHlTE people dance at weddings?
Yes, but they can't jump.
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What can pumice stones be used for?
It is used in outdoor grills and smokers to distribute the heat...It is also a great aquarium/pond filter media.
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I'm sitting at the _______, __________ing a few ____________
table...hav...Buffalo chicken wings and beer.
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What's your oldest article of clothing that you still use, and how old is it?
An olive drab green M65 military field jacket...I don't know how old, but it is old.
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Is there a name for rear-facing breasts?
Back boobs.
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/pic-of-the-week---back-boobs
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Witness protection is placing you in a Native American reservation. You must choose a good Indian name. Your choice?
John doe dirty ass from the no wipem tribe.
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Are you in love,lust or la la land?
All the above : )
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Do you say Tuna Fish or Tuna Salad?
I'm proficient at saying both, but I love Tuna Salad : )
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What's the advantage of losing your virginity?
To enjoy sex more the next time.
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What's the worst thing to step in/on while barefoot?
Hairballs.
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Will the waters rise by how much if the whole of Australia sinks to the bottom of the ocean floor?
It depends on if all the water in Australia sinks, too ; )
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Why does a cat cross the road ?
To buy some catnip from the local weed dealer.
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Would you like to clone Michael Jackson for your back up singers in your AB band?
umm...I reckon not.
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are you drunk ?
Not yet...I'm taking a beer break from mowing the lawn...I got about a ten beer lawn.
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Have you seen my ____ ?
cat?
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Are you eating my chickens?
No, I wish I could eat chicken...This is our vegetarian week and I'm starving to death.
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What NOT to say after skx?
That was really my cigar.
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What should I do without you?
Walk the walk.
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Is this site called Answerbag or fillintheblankbag?
I'm pretty sure it's called Answerbag...I think the fill-in-the-blanks are fun.
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Is it Miller-time yet?:)
I just started on my third beer...It tastes better than the first.
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Express______________?
lane
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Tell me somebody.... some people here... remember (the rock band) 'April Wine'.
'Tonight Is a Wonderful time to fall in love' etc etc.
Yes, I even have the CD "Harder Faster"
Talented group.
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Do your clothes stink right now?
My clothes smell like a skunk that crawled out of the ass of another skunk.
Joking, I'm good to go : )
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Who's your favourite naval hero?
Skipper
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CMOS ICs data specification
www.digchip.com
I hope this helps.
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what would you prefer, Donuts or bagels?
Savory bagels...I rarely eat sweets.
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What do you not say during a job interview?
Is the room spinning...I think I took too many
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Do you miss your grandma?
Yes...I miss both of them, very much.
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How good are you at sports?
Not very...I even get the fungal infection called amateur's foot.
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When did you first realize you're playing for the wrong team?
I didn't...Do you have some inside information that I need to know about?
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Are you offended by this photo?
No, but I think peaches should stop mooning us.
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can you name a not so famous Nick
Nick Nolte
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Can you Bake? what was the last thing that you baked ?
A Dutch apple pie.
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Meat lovers- Would you give up beef if you lived in Japan?
No...The beef pictured looks like Kobe beef and very expensive...I'm sure there's less expensive beef sold in Japan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_beef
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I got your diagnosis, want me to just spit it out? or are you one of those wimps who needs it all slow and sugar coated?
Spit it out, doc...Do I really have the 24 hour tumor bug that you said is going around?
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What is the name of the movie with vin diesel wearing goggles and can't be in the light?
Pitch Black
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Should I be Loony too?
Yes, loony is fun...I'm thinking about changing my name to azloono.
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If "Death" shows up at the door, what will you say?
Can I finish drinking my beers?
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What credit card do you use the most?
A Visa...it's a Wells Fargo business platinum credit card.
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Can chickens dance?
Yes, every now and then.
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Whom have you just seen?
My loving girlfriend.
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Mentally are you in a "good place" right now? scale of 1-10( 10 = admit me )
I'm about 5 right now...ask me about 5 more beers later ; )
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what was the last "great bargain" that you bought? what did you pay for it can you remember?
A bench vice, identical to the one pictured...I paid $4.50.
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I'm bored with the usual BBQ. Do you have a suggestion of something unusual to BBQ?
Gator and/or shark is good hot off the grill.
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Have you ever had a violent love life
Yes, I got stabbed from behind, repeatedly...All I was doing was cooking her an egg omelet.
I think she was mad about something.
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What was the last printed catalog you looked at?
Nuts and Volts.
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What's a food that does not go good with beer?
Good question...I would say balut.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(egg)
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Does a woman change once you put a ring on her finger
No way, just ask my two ex-wives.
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Do you buy Playboy just for the articles?
Of course...There's a good article in the March issue about walking...I think it's titled "Putting one foot in front of the other"
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What weird creation could you make with a loaf of bread
Hooch...umm, yum?!?!
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When a cat rubs up against your leg, does it mean it wants to get freaky with you
It could be getting dehydrated and wanting back into the water.
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You have a private chef for the evening who will cook you chicken any way you want. How would you like your chicken cooked?
40 clove chicken with steamed asparagus.
http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/chicken-with-40-cloves-of-garlic-10000001065513/
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I am so right being against---------------.
the wall.
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What's the last thing, that you picked up?
A bratwurst topped with sauerkraut and horseradish mustard...I hardly ever eat a "traditional breakfast"
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Which pasta dish would you prefer?
Spaghetti & Vodka sauce...because out of all listed, Spaghetti & Vodka sauce is the only one I haven't tried...yet.
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Will you fix my bed for me?
Sure, I got a hot glue gun.
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Are you good at driving or flying?
I consider myself a good driver, but wouldn't mind learning to fly.
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Can I have another coffee?
Shure, it's on me...can I have another beer?
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Am i ok looking? Be honest. :)
I don't see you...I see "Related Questions"
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What if Yeshua kicked you in the nuts and put his foot on your head while you were down and said "never call me Jesus, beeyotch"?
I would have a fascinating story to tell my grandchildren.
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What's love got to do, got to do with it?
I don't know, don't know...Love makes a man crazy, crazy.
I wonder if it makes women crazy, too ; )
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What was the last thing you repaired yourself?
My lawn mower...It had a bad ignition coil.
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What was in your lunch box as a kid?
A BLT sandwich...good anytime.
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Who on AB would you like to peek in your window at 2.49am
I don't care...peek away : )
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I am such a good/ so good at_____________ I could probably teach it :-)!
hiding from stress
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How close do you live to a theme park?
The only one I can think of is a little over 100 miles away.
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Do you prefer Asian girls or Mexican girls?
Asian.
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Does your mom and dad drive a car?
Yes, my dad drives an old Ford Escort... my mom (and often lets dad drive it) drives a 2012 Chevy Malibu.
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I must admit i felt a little uneasy ____________________
when a bunch of buzzards started circling above my home
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Take me on a trip ______________________
and sail away
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Here comes the story of __________________
Curtis Lowe
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When was the last time you actually worked, not just making an appearance and watching the clock?
Today.
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Is there a normal topping or combination of toppings on pizza that ruins it for you?
Nope , I like all pizza toppings.
I even like anchovies, but would rather do without.
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You've gotta let it all hang out _____________________
at Walmart
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Have you ever been in a punch up fight with a Pelican ?
I don't think I have. lol : )
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I hear the ___________ .
delicate sound of thunder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwIoel3dB9o
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Gimme my_____so I can go home
GPS coordinates and beer
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If you're going to ___________________
re-wrap a Christmas gift, don't give it back to the person that gave it to you.
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What do you prefer wearing in the summer? Why?
Jeans and a t-shirt.
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Would you ever swap pics of yourself naked with someone you met online or here??
No way!!!
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What is zero?
Something that saves?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6baovLCIBo
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If you were offered another jib that you liked better than the one you have now, but at lower pay, would you take it?
No, I love what I do for a living.
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How much time do you spend watching television daily?
I seldom watch TV...I'm thinking two or three hours a week.
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What size shoes do you wear? Do you feel your feet are too big or small?
I wear a 9.5 to 10...I stand up pretty good in high wind speeds.
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Do you like this joke?
Yes, funny...and scary.
Now I'm going to have nightmares.
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What kind of restaurant did you go to the last time you ate out? Did you have a nice meal?
Chili's.
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If your whole house smells like a Bakery what would be baking?
Homemade buttermilk biscuits.
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Do you go to work on a Sunday?
Not usually, but I'm on call 24/7/365.
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Some Day________________.
will be the first day of the rest of my life.
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Have you ever seen a ghost?Just wondering!I have!
Never seen, just heard.
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Would you get an excotic animal as a pet?
I had a pair of Boa constrictors named Mr. and Mrs. Howell.
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Do you have any health problems? if so, what are they? What do you do about them?
I have none that I know of, but I'm sure years of drinking beer has taken its toll on something.
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Who? Me?!
Yes...I saw you down by the the water's edge. but I wont tell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XKUnkM_-FQ&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLE09714F36D1F86A7
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What is it like to live near a cemetery?
I lived near a cemetery...Living there was about the same as living near very quiet neighbors.
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What would you do if your parents take away your stuff?
Will never happen...I changed my door locks.
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What is it like to live near a McDonalds restaurant?
I live about five miles from a McDonalds restaurant...The last time I ate there was over seven years ago.
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Can I watch this movie?
Go for it.
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Sweltering day today! What to do?
Look for some shade while drinking beer...shade is optional; )
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What allergy symptoms are you suffering from right now?
None...I suffered allergy symptoms for years until I started flushing my sinuses out with saline solution twice a day.
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Do you like to eat with your parents?
Yes, my mom is a very good cook.
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Logic behind your screen name? Like "righty", or "nest", "trident" etc.?
I have no logic behind my screen name.
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What does this sign mean to you?
Rock climb at your own risk.
| 4 people like this
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What were you doing the last time you got a shock?
I was disassembling an HeNe laser, the power supply gave me a pretty good jolt.
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Fried pork rinds with?
I like them with a drop of Tabasco sauce.
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Have you slept in a car?
Yes, a time or two.
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What would your last words to your mean boss be when you leave after winning BIG lottery?
I would shower my boss with kindness.
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Is Sloppy Joe a good name for a pet Camel
Yes, a very creative name.
| 1 person likes this
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Can I has meatball sandwich?
Knock yourself out...don't forget the
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Dare you give it a squeeze?
Sure, might even be good on ice cream.
| 1 person likes this
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Any interesting pictures to show us?
Big Mac.
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How is your sausage?
Very good (so I'm told)...When I grind sausage, I never add sodium nitrate or any other preservatives (besides salt)
| 3 people like this
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Is there a reason you are still not married? O_O
Yes, two divorces leaves a bitter taste in ones mouth.
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have u ever been a little tipsy or drunk at work ?
Yes, I have.
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What does used toilet water taste like?
I wouldn't know, but I bet it tasts like crap.
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Are you pretentious?
Sometimes.
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Apart from potatoes, leprechauns, the colour green and beer, what else is Irish?
umm...Ireland?
And the Irish folk song "Follow Me Up to Carlow"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Follow_Me_up_to_Carlow
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Hey Edith down there? We ain't got no __________ _______ up here?
cold beer
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The answer is yes, now what is the question?
How about some Buffalo wings with an ice cold beer?
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If you murder someone on Monday, get arrested on Tuesday and arraigned on Wednesday, what day is today?
The first day of the rest of your life?
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This is the last__________________________
child
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It's Sodapop's birthday; who's coming to the party? What will you bring?
Cheddar twice-baked potatoes.
Happy birthday, Sodapop. : )
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What is your favorite beer?
Free.
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Is this fat? How much do I look like I weigh?
Not fat, yet...The other thing I noticed is an unused kitchen...How often do you eat fast food? ...fast food has little nutritional value and will make you fat.
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If a poision has an expiry date is it less poisionous or more poisionous to your body after it expires ¿
Yes, but if the clostridium botulinum bacteria finds a happy place to grow in the expired poison, one could suffer a slow death from the original poison and/or botulism.
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whodo you think is your best friend?
My girlfriend...is my best friend, that I ever had...I've been with her such a long time...she's my sunshine...and I want her to know that my feelings are true.
umm...Is that the lyrics to a song ?
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What's your favorite live recording of The Doors?
"Roadhouse Blues" is my favorite.
Long live the legend of the Lizard King.
| 1 person likes this
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Do you have any major regrets from your high school years? If so, what are they?
Yes, drugs.
| 1 person likes this
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What will you have for 2012 Easter Dinner?
Cedar planked Swai fillets topped with toasted almonds, stir fried corn with pine nuts, wilted baby spinach with crumbled bacon bits...and beer.
I love to cook...and drink beer : )
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Rubics cube or pet rock?
Pet rock...I already have a Rubics cube.
| 1 person likes this
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What's something you don't want to see everyday?
Big red lumps in my urine.
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What would you do if a giant rabbit wearing a bonnet turned up at your door with a basket full of eggs?
I would say "what's up, doc"
| 1 person likes this
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Happy Holy Zombie Day everyone!
Holy Zombie Day? .. dang, I got to put that on my calendar of reasons to drink beer.
Cheers, Nightkeeper : )
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Whats something you dont see every day
Diving platforms.
http://www.moillusions.com/2011/12/a-new-world-record-breaking-3d-chalk-drawing-by-reebok.html
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Whats the best thing you have ever seen at Walmart
Fresh asparagus.
| 1 person likes this
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What is so wrong about this picture? (in description)
Repeated heavy blows from a battering ram will cause severe swelling.
| 4 people like this
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Whats your fav tool to handle
My Snap-On cordless screwdriver.
| 3 people like this
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whats some thing that's for women only
A kind and caring man...like all ladies deserve.
| 2 people like this
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Is the problem with random shootings is not the one gun the shooter has but not enough of them to shoot back?
Yes.
That's a good question.
| 2 people like this
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Can you ride a Motorcycle
Yes, I can ride...especially dirt bikes.
| 4 people like this
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How would you defeat a Leviathan?
Excessive gravity...umm...nevermind, I thought you said levitation.
| 1 person likes this
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What is the question for 42?
Fill in the blank...One of the classic Oldsmobiles is the _42?
| 3 people like this
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Now that 2012 is here, are you scared?
I'm scared as hell...wait, do they serve beer in hell?
| 1 person likes this
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Can i wish Every body a Happy Easter, yes even YOU :)
Happy Easter, ChelseaLee : )
| 4 people like this
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What is a game that smart people enjoy playing?
Is there a game called "Politics"
| 1 person likes this
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Potato chips or corn chips?
Corn tortilla chips with Guacamole dip, please.
| 1 person likes this
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If you were to dress like a person from an ancient civilization (as in costume) - which civilization could you "pass for" really easily?
A Swiss/Native American Indian type of costume.
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Do you like the smell of a new car
I did (I will never buy another new car)...now, I like the smell of a three year old car much better.
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How much money do you spend on Haircuts in a year
$0...A family member cuts my hair.
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Is a foot long sub from subway a nice present to give to somebody
A chicken breast sub topped with Provolone cheese and veggies on Italian herb bread would be an excellent gift.
| 2 people like this
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Do you have friends in AB4ADULTS
Not that I know of...I don't think I ever been on AB4ADULTS.
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Have you ever had a hair in your eye or on your face that you could feel but not find? That drove me crazy yesterday.
Yes, a few times.
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what are you good at being bad at?
Slobriety ; )
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Most of the gals that you think are *HOT* are ________________________.
Asian
Once you go Asian, you never come back...or something like that.
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Born to be _________ what?
be alive
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What do you like on a baked potato?
Shrimp stuffed potatoes.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/shrimp-stuffed-potatoes-recipe/index.html
I've made this several times...labor intensive, but well worth it.
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Mentally, How old do you feel?
I have no idea...A lot of people tell me to act my age.
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Has anyone heard from " BatBoy " lately ??
Last I heard, he was slugging around in Louisville.
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Haven't you got that thing started yet?
Yes...I got my motor runnin...head out on the highway...looking for adventure...in whatever comes my way.
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What was the last thing you bought from a health food store?
Bragg's organic raw apple cider vinegar.
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Have you ever tasted a BACONATOR?
Not yet.
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What do you like the taste of fried chickens?
Yeppers...I also like chicken fried steak.
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What do you think of Jessica Rabbit? :)
...
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What do you think of Jessica Rabbit? :)
Roger is lucky.
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If a movie has __________ in it, I know it will be a terrible movie.
fast attack killer snails
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Are you funerals?
Not yet : )
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Oh my gosh .. they just called you to the karaoke stage.. quick !! what song are you going to do ??
The Ernest T. Bass courtship ballad.
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What did your parents teach you that you have never forgot?
Don't bang the headboard on the wall...It gives kids nightmares.
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Life is nothing without ________________ ?
H2O
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Do you have a dog or a cat or both?
Does catfish count?
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Do you love electronics?
Yes, I do.
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Can you eat this all the chickens?
All of it?..no way... looks good though.
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People tend to____________________way too much.
eat fast food
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Bonnie Raitt? or Gerry Rafferty?
Out of those two tunes (I like both) you posted, I'm leaning towards Gerry Rafferty.
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How do you deal with jerks?
I ignore them.
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Do you like a woman that drinks beer?
Yes...as long as she has a pulse.
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Got guts?
Yes and...umm, no.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chitterlings
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Bread sticks or Cheese sticks?
Cheese sticks with some marinara dipping sauce, please : )
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Can i trust you to give a nice answer ?
Yes,I strive to give nice answers : )
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Can i grab you by the scruff of the neck
If my girlfriend approves, yes.
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Are you man enough to drink beer?
If drinking beer makes one a man, I'm Paul Bunyan : )
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What keeps you from jumping off a bridge right now?
The big one didn't get away.
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What's you fav type of cheese?
A toss between Mozzarella and American.
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Should I just get drunk and pee myself?
Depends.
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What is something that you would never buy over the internet?
Flesh-eating parasites...and used toenail clippers.
| 2 people like this
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How much do you like caffeine?
My body rejects caffeine.
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Do you know how to make coffee and tea?
Yes, I even know how to roast coffee beans and ferment tea leaves.
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How about a nice hot cup of tea?
I would fancy a spot of tea.
What the hell did I just say?
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Do you get mad at your cat for trying to trip you down the stairs?
No danger in that...My cats are contained.
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Who is your fav Drunk ?
Tater salad
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What was Adam's profession?
Singing two shoes
This vid/tune came out in the early 80s...I'm scratching my head wondering why
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Are you a crazy white boy ?
Guilty.
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Is Thank You good enough
Yes...especially after I give her a happy ending.
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Do you have any keys on your key ring that that are no longer used and you forgot what they go to anyway?
Yes, I have a few 'mystery keys'
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Did you get a food stain on your clothes today? I dropped some chili on my white t-shirt at lunch.. :(
I know this sounds gross, but suck out the spill...The enzymes in your saliva will minimize staining.
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What one piece of clothing that you still wear should have been thrown out a long time ago?
A t-shirt that looks something like this.
| 1 person likes this
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What are some really bad places for a honeymoon?
Viagra falls.
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Have you ever driven into a really bad part of town by mistake, or had a scary incident there even if you went there on purpose?
Yes...I was In Chicago.
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Can we make jokes about cannibals, or is that a lifestyle choice worthy of respect?
Yes, we can make jokes about cannibals, but I heard it's soon to be a hate crime.
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If you were submerged in a pool of mercury up to your neck, but could breathe clean air, how long would it take you to croak?
You would be instantly vaporized...When a planet gets liquefied, it tends to get a little warm.
| 1 person likes this
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Did you ever eat anything totally disgusting just to be polite?
Yes...Quail eggs in some kind of sweet garlic sauce.
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What do you find ugly?
Road rage.
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can YOU name 1 good thing about Mexico
The drinking water.
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How clean is your oven
Clean
| 3 people like this
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What can I bribe you with?
I can't be bribed.
| 4 people like this
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Is it possible to crawl under a rock?
Yes.
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My _________ is ______________ than yours.
A1 steak sauce...on my shirt more
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I only want erotic people to answer this. Why did you have a wet dream?
Well, I wanted a piece of pisces.
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Are we growing apart?
Not at all.
| 3 people like this
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Are you a soda drinker?
No...I only drink water, green tea, and beer...and beer...did I mention beer
| 4 people like this
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Hey! Why did you lock the bathroom door?
I'm choking my chicken.
| 4 people like this
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Does this photo arouse you?
Not arouse me, but I love sushi.
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Do YOU know how to tie a tie ?
Yes, but knot very good at it ; )
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Who ate the tails off my guppies?
Could be fin rot...What is your water stats?
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I'm a man and wear speedo bikinis to the beach is that ok?
Go for it.
| 4 people like this
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Rock, paper, scissors...SHOOT!!
SHOOT!! ok, taters...what
| 2 people like this
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Would you rather live in the North or the South of The USA?
South.
| 1 person likes this
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Do you have beer?
Yes, but I'm running low.
| 2 people like this
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Did you steal my brain?
Not me man.
| 3 people like this
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What won't you take for free?
Spontaneous human combustion.
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Do you ever actually like war? If so, when?
Yes.
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Can you name one pickled food?
Pigs feet.
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HI, CA or FL? Where would you prefer to live?
Florida, gator country.
http://youtu.be/jlnfhl8auY4
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People in the world are mostly divided by ________________ ?
a box and 6 feet of fill dirt.
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Green tea or black tea - Your choice?
Green tea, but I prefer herbal tea.
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have you ever been arrested? if so why? dont lie,be honest:)
Yes, public intoxication.
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Why do you___________all the time?
beer-up
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Is there a Sonic drive-thru near you?
About 15 miles away.
| 2 people like this
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what are some things not to do on a first date?
Take her home to meet your wife.
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How do you think can racism end?
When everyone is the same race.
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When was the last time you bought a real book... made of paper?
About a year ago.
| 1 person likes this
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Are the names Crocket & Tubbs good names for pet gold fish
Yes...I had two Boa constrictors named Mr. and Mrs. Howell.
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_________________ is inevitable?
Decay
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Do you know your school song?
Yes.
| 1 person likes this
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How many grandparents do you have?
None...My last grandparent (grandmother)passed away about four years ago...Her passing shed a lot of tears.
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Do you like the sushi because it never touched a frying pan?
No...I just like sushi.
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Do YOU shake your leg if somebody tickles your tummy
lol...I guess I have in the past ; )
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__________________________ can get really, really weird in some cases. I mean really weird.
Subterranean termites
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May I visit you at work?
Yes, you can.
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Chicken with cheese or ranch?
All the above, please.
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Which room of your house are in the most often?
Living room.
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What is your pet's favorite toy?
The other pets.
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What is your favorite stone? (semi-precious or precious)
A dream rock...I need to study up a bit before I adopt one.
| 3 people like this
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Does anyone have a big snake that would love to eat me? I'm 95 pound juicy human and wants to become your snakes next meal?
umm...What?!?!
| 1 person likes this
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If I am ill, I don't want _________.
rusty angle iron.
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I find _____________to be very distracting?
Lithuanian lesbians with no facial feachers
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Answer to:
If your car started complaining to you what would you say back?
That OnStar girl sounds really sexy.
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What is something that can fit in a dresser drawer?
A Rubik's cube.
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Do you like Lady Gaga's music?
Music? Does Lady Gaga produce music?
I guess my answer is no : )
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what can i do to stop a future of hypertension?
Get some fish and watch them...worked for me.
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Whats a stress release that works for YOU
I don't have much stress, but I have much beer : )
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I'm just sitting here watching ____?
Kung-fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning.
| 2 people like this
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Could YOU live in a cave ? if you meet the right person :)
Well, I guess so. Something could drag me there.
| 3 people like this
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You're not driving my car. Are you?
Not anymore...your car needs a paint job.
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Anybody ever made bread using air-born yeasts? Is it dangerous?
Is it dangerous?..no
I've made sourdough bread many times with no ill effects.
or you could get a starter@ http://carlsfriends.net/
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Will you be mad if I stole your ice cream?
Will never happen : )
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Which part of the chicken do you like best?
The dark meat...and the organs.
| 3 people like this
Answer to:
Are YOU a Gene Hackman fan !
Yes...He is an underrated actor.
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What's your opinion of a woman who spits in public?
She's not a swallower.
| 3 people like this
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Why this cat laughing?
Fresh batteries.
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Like a _____________ cowboy
illegal alien
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It's gonna take a lotta ________ to make ________________
beer...me drunk
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Who's the one person who always knows where you are?
My girlfriend.
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When the change came ___________________
I adjusted my clock forward one hour ahead.
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I'd like to get away from _______________________
sunburns
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A you a Joker
Yes, I love telling and playing jokes...and playing poker.
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What are some sayings that rich people use to justify their wealth?
"work"
I think hard work could be in the equation.
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Who are you yelling at?
I never yell, but Billy Idol does : )
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What's a good name for a pet squid?
Jalapeno.
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There's no better feeling than _________________.
more than a feeling.
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Who hired you?
Kroger was my first employment...I was a bagger.
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Do you like cold pizza?
Yes, and I often eat it for breakfast.
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What are you doing at the beach?
Drinking beer.
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why are you looking at me that way?
Because I like looking at you : )
| 2 people like this
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Do you miss the bus?
Yes, I do...It was cool.
| 1 person likes this
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Am I older than you?
Nope...I was enjoying my honeymoon and divorce about that time.
| 2 people like this
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When is okay for you to listen to music?
When I'm alone or with someone : )
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What is the prettiest eye color in your opinion?
Is Asian a color
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Mother always said_______
not to come
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What is the model of your computer?
The one I'm using now is a Hewlett Packard pc.
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Has the homo-sapien evolved from fish to man Or monkey to man Or fish, monkey then man?
I could be wrong, but amino acids could play a role in this.
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He made a living out of ___________ .
He made a living out of being a pimp...She made a living out of using her money maker.
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Be cool on ________, be hot on ____________.
the portions...fudge
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Do you want to be my solder?
Not now, I'm too busy being unsober.
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Would you ever have cosmetic surgery to please your boyfriend / girlfriend?
No way, I would never undergo penis reduction surgery.
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Does your computer go "beep beep boop boop beep beep beep boop boop"?
Yes, it does.
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what was your first mobile phone ?
Motorola...just like the one pictured.
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Are you leaving London on the 26th July 2012?
Let me check my calendar...umm, no.
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Could YOU pick your partners Arse Crack in a police line up
umm...I don't know...Line her and them police women up.
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When was the last time YOU were in a bar at 1.30am
New years 2003
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Would you date selena gomez if she is interested?
Does she have a pulse?
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Answer to:
Philly Cheese ______________.
steak
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Divorces are _______________?
common for me.
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Keep calm and __________.
eat a bunch of fried chicken...and drink a lot of beer
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Answer to:
Have you ever seen a whale in person?
Yes, I saw killer whales.
| 1 person likes this
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Is 8 1/2 inch big good or normal for a 14 1/2 year old (me)
Is this an algebra question?
| 1 person likes this
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Did you just touch my monkey?
No way...but I've spanked mine.
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Strangest ice cream?
Garlic.
check this out: http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/07/18-unusual-ice-cream-flavors-from-around-the-world/
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Did YOU ever think Gilligan from Gilligan's Island was kind of HOT
No, but I think Mrs. Howell was looking hot.
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What depresses you?
Running out of beer.
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What is the longest you have gone without cooking?
About four hours...I seldom eat out.
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Answer to:
I'm walking on _________.
thin ice
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I'm looking for ____________ .
a heart of gold
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What is something that goes in a bowl?
Police officers...when it's available.
| 2 people like this
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when you are relaxing at home, what do you wear?
Scrub pants and a t-shirt.
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How many credit cards do you have, and how many of them do you always use?
I use three on a regular basis.
| 1 person likes this
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Is it possible to catch something nasty from a user in AB4Adults :)
I don't know, I've never been active there...Some of my questions and answers have been pushed there.
| 1 person likes this
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What would you not put in your coffee or tea?
Plaster
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Can you walk on water?
No, I sink when I walk...I have to run.
| 5 people like this
Answer to:
How do you deal with yourself when you make mistakes?
I laugh at myself...often : )
| 2 people like this
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What phrase best describes your birth?
Get that thing out of me!
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Which celebrity would you love to get drunk with?
Tater Salad.
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Answer to:
Smile___________?
off your face and wipe.
I think that's the phrase
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Answer to:
What is the name of the town in'The Flintstones'cartoon?
Bedrock...twitch twitch.
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When was the last time you ate pasta?
Does right now count?...I'm eating six cheese tortellini with tomato-cream sauce.
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What would be a reason not to travel to India?
The indians will kill you and display your scalp as a trophy...and steal your horses.
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Who is the best director ever?
Michael Mann
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As sweet as ______________ ?
love...and oxygen
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Answer to:
have police ever payed you a visit at home
Yes.
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Whats you most demanding job you do daily
Shave.
Answer to:
How WEIRD r u after a few drinks
Not very, I can't get much weirder : )
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Whats your favourite gadget
My pH meter.
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Are you a person of interest :)
Yes, I am
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Best trio from the 80's? ZZ Top or Rush?
The Texas crunch...ZZ Top.
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Are YOU a Gary Sinise fan ?
Yes...He has great talent.
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Have YOU ever meet A DUDE ?
Yes, I have.
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What would be a good city to make a Zombie film, the kind of city where people don't need make up
Walmartville.
...
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Do YOU like it when a fan blows on you ?
No. seems like they dry my eyes out.
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What is worth the price? Why?
Insecticide.
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What do you drink too much of? Why?
Beer...I think its one of the basic food groups.
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I would hate to have lunch with _________ .
my jaw wired shut.
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Quick. A Beatles song that comes to mind?
I can't think of the name of the song, but I think it's about living underwater.
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Which foods atre on your "Refuse to eat" list?
Balut
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(egg)
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What is an expensive load of rubbish? Why?
Malignant tumors.
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Would you give a complete stranger your number?
Yes...but most of the girls never called.
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What an innaproprite thing to give to a homeless person on a street?
Beer.
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Want a steak for dinner? Review a slide show of colorectal cancer & visit a slaughterhouse. Makes sense right?
Nope...Nothing better than a big slab of standing prime rib roast.
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name one non smoker who thinks weed should be legal
azlotto
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What would be the reason YOU would travel to Thailand
Are we there yet...are we there yet...are we there yet.
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Who wants to have a "question off" with me right here right now?
Is "question off" a spectator event?
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Why did the ________ cross the _______.
dehydrated potatoes...boundries of being moist
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What's on radio?
Volume control.
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Never trust________________?
an anorexic chef
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Sometimes you feel ___________ .
plastered
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Ive had men give head way better then my wife. Any other guys agree? Men suck far better!
I wouldn't know.
The best head I ever had was from a girl that could fold her teeth back...wow, talk about talent.
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Can you think of a song with "stuttering" lyrics?
"What love can be" by Kingdom Come.
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how many toxins are in your body
The most abundant right now is ethyl alcohol...and I'm going to keep adding to it : )
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Isn't this super?
Yes, and supersonic.
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What is your favorite one-hit wonder?
In A Big Country by Big Country
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SotTAs9hEM
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What is the saddest song you ever heard?
Love hurts by Nazareth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jolpTnORoPM
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Pay attention______________?
in class
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If you do the ink blot test and you see it as a spider with antlers, what does that mean?
A spider wearing trophies from its last kill.
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What and where was the last exhibition you went to?
A "Ripley's Believe It or Not" museum in Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
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Never date a ____________________?
beehive
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I thought you _____________ .
would never ask
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does your pet have a last name?
Well, I guess my Jack Dempseys do.
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Consider_______________?
ation.
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Do you have alien DNA?
Yes, in a jar on my nightstand.
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Everything_______________?
under the sun.
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Do all women thing that men like huge breast?
9 out of 10 men like girls with huge breasts...the 10th man likes the other 9 men..
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What is a Gyro?
Delicious...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyros
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what is the root cause of poverty?
Excessive reproduction.
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Do you have a tattoo on you?
Nope...Not yet.
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If I say "Barbecue", you say?
Memphis style.
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Enjoy______________?
the view
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Captain___________________
Jack
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Does your pet drink?
Yes, like a fish...and they get drunk and screw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wFpvRMIIEM
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I believe________________?
in miracles
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Do YOU ever nude up ! when you use AB
No, but I occasionally fart, burp, and scratch.
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Feel the_______________.
burn
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Do you like nuts? What's your favourite?
Corn sized...I love ranch flavored corn nuts.
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I would NEVER date someone who_____________________?
has no pulse.
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Most disliked food?
Oatmeal
Grits
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How often are you afraid to go to sleep?
Never...restful sleep is a rare occasion.
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Has anyone thought of overthrowing the U.S. government to have a better America?
I think this could happen in the near future.
but that makes me wonder...what language will the new leaders speak
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Do male runners ever ask female runners "So, do you pronate, or supinate?" as a pickup line?
That would work.
Or...Have you read the latest articles in Runners Magazine?..I like the one about "Putting one foot in front of the other" ..and... "Running shoes: Pick them up and put them down in quick succession"
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Would you be embarrassed to live in Kansas?
Not at all.
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Did you ever overdose on a food you liked and now you can't stand the thought of it?
Not yet.
My mindset is 'how do they make it taste so good and sell it so cheap'...I have an ever expanding palate.
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When was the last time you took a fashion risk?
I ran to the mailbox wearing my wife's nightgown (she dared me).
The risk?...she locked the doors..I had to hide behind a shrub for about an hour.
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Do you like eating meats?
Hell yeah!...and I like the veggies too.
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How old is your pet or pets?
Hard to say...I'm guessing the oldest is about 6 years old.
All my pets are aquatic.
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I smell ______________?
that smell
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who has a bird?
I got a few frozen chickens in the deep freezer.
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What a difference ___________makes !?
respect
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What's your favoite way of preparing and eating eggs? Scrambled, poached, hard boiled, fried, or "other?"
Huevos rancheros...serious good eats.
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A Mobster__ ?
A lobster__?
A "cop"ster___?
A mobster ate a lobster with a cop's sister.
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can you use a regular toothbrush on cats?
To do what?
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Wine or Beer?
Beer.
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How many corn dogs can you eat?
One.
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Are you annoyed by perverted name spellings?
Not at all.
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Would you like a free tattoo by this guy?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-worst-tattooist-ever-281t
I don't think so...I have no tatts, yet.
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Who is your favorite cowboy?
The Duke.
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I'll speak a little louder. I'll even shout ______________
come on now, SHOUT!
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What is your favorite sound with the word "Tennessee" in it?
Memphis style ribs from Tennessee
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Hello i love you, won't you tell me your name?
My name is Jim Morrison...no, I'm Joe King : )
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When you lose something like your keys do you keep looking in the same places?
Yes, I do...lol
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You couldn't pay me to watch ____________ live in concert!
Lady Gaga
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Red ___________
Lobster.
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If you was directing an action movie, which actor would you like to play the lead part?
Billy Bob Thornton
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What is the worst alcoholic beverage to get drunk on?
Sparkling wine.
The next day, I thought my head was going to explode.
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If you were to write a horror story, what would you call it?
Thermal Runaway.
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What is the first movie that comes to mind when i say Tom Hanks?
Saving Private Ryan
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Are you a Van Damme fan?
Not really.
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What is the first song that comes to mind when i say "The Who"?
Teenage wasteland...joking
It's Baba O'Riley and a great song.
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Who is your favorite Hank?
Tom Hanks
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I get no thrill from _________
going to an all night dentist.
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Is there anybody, that's gotta sweet little woman like mine?
I do...I'm talkin about my baby, too....She is some kind of wonderful.
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What is your favorite song that is a non-english international song?
Italian Waffle
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Do you think i might be under 10yo
I really don't care...have fun and enjoy life.
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Are you breathing chlorine in the shower?
I get a whiff every now and then.
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Never burn ______________?
your hemorrhoids while lighting a fart.
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How many oysters can you eat?
I once ate 52 raw oysters.
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What song reminds you of your childhood that was contemporary then? tell the truth so we may know your real age. ;-)
Moving in stereo.
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What song reminds you of summer?
Summer.
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Can you eat rice with your hands?
Yes...and I can also use chopsticks.
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Can you eat all 5 bratwursts?
No, one brat will do...gotta have room for beer.
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Is this mine foods?
Yum...but too much rice : )
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What happens if I don't take a shower after I got my hair cut done?
You would hack up a hairball the next day.
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What's your favourite food?
Good home cookin...I seldom eat out.
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Do you eat oysters?
Yes...raw or cooked.
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Do you like electronica or techno music? Is there a difference between the two??
Yes, I do...I even like trance music.
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Dont scratch____________?
and smell your finger
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Do you own a Yacht
No...My biggest "hole in the water" was 30 ft. long...and I don't miss it.
"Boats are holes in the water, into which you throw money and the happiest day of a boat owner's life is the day they buy the boat and the day they sell it."
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1-800-______
1-800-my-puppy
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_____ is a very dangerous thing to lose.
Identity
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How old were you when your parents stopped supporting you?
17
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What's the last heavy object you lifted?
A 50 lb bag of crushed corn.
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Who's the 'odd ball' in your family?
I'm the odd ball.
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Have you ever wanted something you've never seen?
No, I don't think I have.
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What are things that you wouldn't want to buy second hand?
Spiders.
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Do you ever feel bad for a banana or whatever that grows and gets eaten and never gets to be anything but a banana or whatever?
Yes...but the ambitious bananas or whatevers could move on to become fertilizer.
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What foods do you think some of your friends or relatives are insane for not liking?
Olives.
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What was the last thing you purchased that was second hand?
A pressure canner.
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Look at the picture. Tell me what is this use for?
Plug adaptor...stereo to dual mono adapter
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Should the People of Wal-Mart do a swimsuit calender?
Yes...I nominate this for the centerfold.
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Laugh____________?
at yourself...and never get embarrassed.
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What would you do if you found a bag filled with $850,000,000.00
I would look at it for awhile and try to figure out how to get that house size bag of money home ; )
http://www.fivecentnickel.com/2006/02/07/how-much-does-a-million-dollars-weigh/
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International ______________.
House of Pancakes.
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What would you like to learn more about .. What areas of your life, or the world, would you like to explore?
fly
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Do you ever wish you never got married
Yes, twice.
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Celebrate______________?
a thing or two...cheers : )
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What was the best book you read as an adolescent?
Beowulf
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The Bird of__________________?
prey
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The Son of a _________ .
bitch
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The Duke of ________?
pickled baby corn
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How come people never have this song for me on youtube stupid?
What in the world are you asking?...Is youtube stupid a website?
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What do you use air for?
Inflation
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Take _______.
it to the limit
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Have you ever been to the sun?
Yes.
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Don’t Eat Stuff Off the __________.
clipped toenails.
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He who laughs________________?
often has fewer health problems.
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As they say there is a German word for everything! Can you name a German word which in Englsh you actually have to explain what it means?
Fahrvergnugen
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Dont underestimate_____________?
common sense..."the basic level of practical knowledge and judgment that we all need to help us live in a reasonable and safe way"
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get rid of that______________?
erectile dysfunction
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my windows are____________________________
checking out my hot neighbor
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Do you mind me asking?
hell no...ask away : )
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____________ Township
Yorkshire pudding was served at her majesty's Township.
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Dont stop until______________?
the cows come home or you have a happy ending...whichever comes first.
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What was/is the best automobile you've ever owned? :)
1992 Cadillac Allante
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There is no school on ______.
old school
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Why Kmart and Sears are closing?
They are?.. Could be the bad economic times.
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Could you love a person with no heart?
I did...and divorced her.
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What is something that's hard?
A painful priapism.
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What is something that's red?
necks
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What do you think is the most powerful weapon?
$.
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See you _______.
got some crab legs.
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Your answers are__________________________
questionable
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Did you ever rock out to KISS
Yes.
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moist__________________________
urizer
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crying _____________________________
over spilt milk
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roll_________________________________
after you stop, drop and
...roll with it
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Any good song lyrics that you remember?
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they call Gitchigumi.
The lady its said never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy.
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Which song have you been humming today?
Marshall Tucker Band - Heard it in a love song.
it's a soundtrack on a show I was watching.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL68ZeclcA
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fishy________________________________
smell on my fingers
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I don't peel my__________________________
wegs
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d0 Î TýþÊ fúññý, 0R ÃM Î jú$T $ÊÊÎñG ThÎñG$?
Looks good to me
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most hated subject in school?
for me it was history and PE.
...
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most hated subject in school?
for me it was history and PE.
Boolean algebra...I just couldn't get in that frame of mind.
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fiddle____________________________
Styx
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pear shaped___________________
fruit tastes like durian.
Answer to:
Hotter than ________.
a witch's tit.
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Running _______ is _______.
on empty...a song performed by Jackson Browne
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My butt______________________
is an extruder.
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________ eat_________ .
Drink beer...pickled eggs.
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What was your first telephone number?
Yes...and I use it when calling my parents.
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Can you describe yourself in one word?
Buzzed
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What have you done without clothes on? (keep it clean)
Mud bathed...and I just couldn't keep it clean.
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I would _____ for you.
walk 500 miles
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the pool is a good place to________________________
party responsibly
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hotdogs are_________________
best boiled in beer
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My home is_______________________
termite-free
I hope
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Answer to:
What does C.I.A stands for?
Culinary Institute of America (C.I.A) ?
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The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad ___________________
but the cigarette butts were a little chewy
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How would you react if a 67 year old man still baths with a rubber ducky?
I wouldn't think nothing of It.
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shallow_____________________
10W-30 motor oil pan
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what do platy fry eat
Yes, you can, but to get them to a healthy start, they need to eat live food.
Answer to:
I am the man __________________
for the people and I like fried chicken.
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shout____________
come on now...SHOUT
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Give me a funny road address?
1 happy street
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Can you name a famous singer?
Tiny Tim
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Is a man not a man if he acts like a boy trying to be a man
Good question...I think you kinda described me : )
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Fish or ribs?
umm...pork, the other white meat.
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I love the smell of _______ in the morning?
toothpaste
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How often do you go to fortune tellers, if ever?
Never have.
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Hey! What are you doing with that BB gun in your hand?
I'm going down to shoot my old lady...You know I caught her messin around with another man.
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Would you feel guilty if you had a dream about burning a book of religious text?
No.
If I felt guilty about some of the dreams I've had, I wouldn't show my face in public.
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Are you able to tell a joke on demand?
Most of the time.
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What do you like staring at?
Clouds.
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____is____with____and____of____from____to____but____even____can____because____blank____do____for____at____you!
Morse code recoded?
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Filling in blanks is like ____________ .
good clean healthy fun
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Is this your soda?
No, this is.
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Answer to:
at would people say about you at your funeral?
Get up and shake it off, you quitter.
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Answer to:
Down by the river __________________
Don't go there, I heard her say...you can't stomach what you're gonna see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XKUnkM_-FQ
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Show me your___________!
war face
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Women are like airplanes because?
A stowaway will make them late?
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Hey! Whats that falling out of your hair?
My hair (or was my hair)
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I want my ___________ back!
bullets
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This is a very high quality piece of ________.
driftwood
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Do you have your SDTV or HDTV?
I have a CRT TV...I don't watch much TV.
| 1 person likes this
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Who's driving scares you the most?
Texters
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If you had to take a bath with someone, who would it be?
My girlfriend.
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Answer to:
Guys, have you donated your sperms to anyone?
Yes, and some recipients had a happy ending.
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Pimp my ________ would be a terrible TV show?
Claus nudger
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Can you name a food you would not eat that starts with the letter "H"?
Human.
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If your neghbor was a police officer would this bother you?
Not at all...A police officer (also a neighbor) gave me a few tips on firing handgun more accurately.
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Carry on_____________?
my wayward son
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzhHLVaYT1M
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An anagram of "Barack Obama" is "A 'Bama crab? OK!". Coincidence?
Well, the way I figure it...umm...Barack Obama has the crabs?
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when's the last time you visited a coffee shop
Never have.
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Do you listen to some music that people would never expect you to listen to?
Yes..My ears can digest all types of music...I don't care too much for rap tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFP4Hwrl244
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh9hautlR94
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKsmgiQb5co
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How do you say hello personally? Like in a Language - Hi, Hola, Hallo, Ciao, Bonjour, Ni Hao or something else?
I most often say "hey how ya doin"
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Do you still have use for a check book or is it obsolete in your home?
Yes...I never do online banking transactions.
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Do you often use a curse word as an adjective?
Not very often.
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Answer to:
I could stay_____________?
just a little bit longer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3bUg8wsgVE
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I walk_______________?
like a tourist
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Im tired of feeling_______________?
sober
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Take it ______________?
on the run
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l9ZbnzUUKg
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OH NO! Not the _____________!
village people again
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If the moon was our 51st state we could_____________________________!
name it Mexico.
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Does anyone realize that Mrs. Cleaver is no longer with us? Are you as disappointed as I am?
Yes, I did realize...I'm hoping it's an AB glitch.
If not, Mrs. Cleaver will be missed...AB will not be the same without her.
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What happens when you microwave _________________?
a cd or dvd...some sparks fly
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Answer to:
How do you feel about traffic?
Great band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxVlN-LzIks
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What's your favorite song from The Who?
905
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZOhWAaGVs
I like sci-fi stuff.
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Why won't these people post real questions?
People just having fun?
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Answer to:
In 1814 we took a little _____________________
In 1814 we took a little sip, along with Jack Daniels and the mighty Jim Beam.
We took a little beer and we took a little wine.
And we caught a bunch of fish and had a good ol' time.
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whats that ____________ doing under your bed ?
dust bunny
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This ____ tastes just like _______?
dead battery...a pink toy bunny
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The best things in life are____________?
earned
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Answer to:
What's hiding in Loch Ness?
I don't know, but I would like to go to Scotland and see the Lock Nut Washer.
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she's got the ___________?
bottle hugger
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Answer to:
What stressed you out this week?
Not a thing, no worries...I'm a laid back guy.
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Anyone wanna see a pic of the girl I got lined up for next weekend?
Bring it.
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At home what do you do with your used batteries?
The small ones go into the trash can...the bigger ones (e.g. car batteries) get recycled.
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I think I will eat__________________?
a belly button...from the inside.
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Will we ever have World Peace?
Among humans...I don't think so.
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Do you chew the fat?
Yes...and the cartilage and when easily accessed, the marrow.
Sorry about the off-topic reply, but I'm hungry and tomorrow starts our vegetarian week so I'm eating me a big stack of fried pork chops today..
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What is your favorite classic car?
1992 Cadillac Allante...sold her about a year ago.
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Answer to:
I have a major _________________!
Tom
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Answer to:
transgender marriage
I don't know about that, but if I lost my penis, I would have a sex change and become a bull-dyke.
Answer to:
Who tastes best?
They all tasted like chicken of the sea.
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if all the blacks of america got united and all the whites got united and they fought against each other, who is gonna win?
Their elected leaders.
Answer to:
Did you get pregnant in the trailer park?
No, but my mom did.
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What is the name of your pet opossum?
Spot.
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Should we do it again?
Well, Steely Dan might think so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgYuLsudaJQ
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What is your favorite illegal plant?
Bluesy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7SkrYF8lCU
Answer to:
How cheeky are you?
Not very often..Hog jowl bacon is very expensive.
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I'm supposed to be working out right now. What are you supposed to be doing instead of this?
Yeppers.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Can you tell me something?
Yes...Snails disapprove of salt.
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How do you feel when you smell bacon?
All warm inside.
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Answer to:
What do you think of this Asher Monroe song?
Not my taste...good beat tho.
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Why did you__________ now I'm going to have to _____?
float an air biscuit...hold my nose
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Answer to:
from 30 push ups to 40 push ups?
Cool beans.
Answer to:
How often do you stay in bed all day? We did today. It was raining and miserable out and we just lay in bed and dozed and etc (mostly etc) all day...It was really relaxing.
Yes, with my first wife...my second wife, not so much.
Answer to:
Who thinks they're gonna get their "underwear dropped" tonight? I did last night and probably will again tonight.
Cut down on the prune juice.
Answer to:
_______________wanted,apply within!?
Beer taster
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_____________has grown on me!?
pressure
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Do any other guys (or girls, I don't judge) think Ke$ha is hot?
Looking hot to me...very niiice legs.
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Time to__________?
take a slow ride
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfj0_IBMfGQ
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Answer to:
Can't get _________.
....
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Can't get _________.
there from here
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Crab or shrimp? Omelette or with anything?
All the above, please : )
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Is triple heat deer scent toxic to humans? Roughly 1/3 of a 2oz bottle. How long will it be in my system?
I think you'll be ok.
Catch your urine...then you'll have quadruple heat scent.
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Who is your favorite comedian who died young?
Definitely Mitch Hedberg.
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It smells like _________________?
another beer
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Answer to:
Who made your coat of many colors?
Dolly Parton's mother.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_Many_Colors_(song)
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Answer to:
Three words you love to hear?
Ready for one?
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___________________ the sky!
Wheel in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv9vA_d0MVI
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If I eat___________ I will be sick?
eat like a canary and crap like a goose
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The most inappropriate thing you've ever heard a kid say was _______________?
suck sh1t through a tube and die
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Answer to:
Have you ever told someone to "Take me as I am, or leave me alone!"?
Yes...Two ex-wives to list a few.
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wot do u do on a sunday evening??
Kick back a few.
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Oh thanks! I really needed a ________!
handheld self-contained premixed beverage...Thanks : )
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We don't need no ______________
thought control
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Answer to:
It's the woman in you that makes you want ___________________
to be a lesbian
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Answer to:
Why would someone post the same answer 18 times?
They fell asleep on the keyboard.
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Answer to:
How old were you when you moved out from your parent's house?
17
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My initials are _______ and I am ________ .
My initials are J. K. and I am Joe King ; )
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Answer to:
What are some good good names for a pet lizard?
Fluffy.
Spot.
Zircon.
Thurman Tensile.
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By the time I get to_____________?
Detroit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4-5OtBx6u8
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Which musician is most like you?
Jimmy Buffett
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTf5qvS0Lo
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Answer to:
Does your toilet sing?
Yes...and we perform a duet after I eat musical fruit.
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I think I'm fallling in love with the hot gray female alien who's been abducting and probing me - what should I do?
Lay the whoa-daddy to her, but be careful...she could have a husband just around the corner in the next galaxy.
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Kids (and ex-kids): Are/were your parents square, with it, or far out?
Square around me, but It's rumored they did some wild and crazy things while and after I was conceived.
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Do you have anything in leather in your abode?
Yes, I do.
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Could you live on half of your yearly salary,if you had to?
Yup.
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Answer to:
My finger is stuck in my eye. What should I do?
...
| 2 people like this
Answer to:
My finger is stuck in my eye. What should I do?
Eat a diet rich in fiber.
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Have you got a _________I could borrow?
toothbrush
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Will a meat tenderizer be a good antidote for Viagra's prolonged effect?
lol...A priapism could be a babe magnet.
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Scary looking actors?
Hulk pee wee.
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Calling Major Tom to_______________?
ground control and the young Bornabrit American : )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1hvOcd3B7Q
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Answer to:
Before this day ends, I need to finish_________________
this beer.
and the other 98 bottles of beer on the wall : )
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Answer to:
London Bridge is ______________________
for sale
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Answer to:
I wish I had not lost___________?
half my brain cells
but I will give beer another chance
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Answer to:
Have you ever eaten a gooey duck?
No...way.
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Can you name one thing that opens?
arms
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The wheels on the bus _______________________
got a little warm
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You probably shouldn't __________________ in the house.
insult squirrels
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Valid experimentation requires___?
a willing partner
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Are you sitting up straight?
I was.
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Prepare________?
d mustard
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Answer to:
21 gun ________________!
and 4 or 5 deck cannons.
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Answer to:
How many Jugs do you have ?
Only one I can think of...It's full of apple cider.
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How many microwave do you have?
I have an old Tappan micro (just like the one pictured)...it is seldom used.
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Answer to:
Men, do you dress right or left?
I guess I'm a little on the left...Is this a question about hot girls? : )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8py6Wdnv30
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Name something people usually only have one of?
Middle leg.
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How many fridges do you have?
three (if you don't count my deep freezer)...two here and one at the office.
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It's not over till _______.
the bench is occu pied.
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Answer to:
What three words best define your taste in music?
Rock and roll
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can u name some indian food?
Hominy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_cuisine
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Answer to:
guys: do you use hair spray?
No..I keep my hair trimmed short.
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Have you ever eaten sushi?
Yes...love it.
Answer to:
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell _______________
in bed with a Mexican girl...and we conceived an anchor baby.
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Do you like mouse or rat?
Both tastes like...umm...postage stamps.
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Do you have a meter?
Yes, about a dozen or so.
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Answer to:
How many people have died in the name of Kermit the Frog?
lol...25 or 624
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSOaoPDO16Y
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I'll take _____________ for 3 thousand!?
I'll take Lithuanian lesbians with no facial feachers for 3 thousand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdF5SAy4CM
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i need a name for a male red shih-tzu i was thinking of tyson as a name but i would like some other ideas
Sidney...or Sid.
Answer to:
What type/s of plant do you have in the home?
Easy plants aka Aloe Vera.
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Answer to:
Can you complete this limerick?
and carved up some payback
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US lottery players:Will you still play "POWERBALL" now that the ticket price has doubled?
Yes...I will buy 2 quick picks instead of 5.
| 1 person likes this
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Do you drink V-8 Juice or plain Tomato Juice?
V8.
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Answer to:
Are Ants on Bagels a form of Socialism?
Yes, and a good source of protein.
Answer to:
I just dont know what to do with_____________?
tribbles
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Answer to:
Josey Wales is mowing down Bluecoats. He says "He ain't got nothing better
to do?" Why does Josey have nothing better to do?
He is feeding the buzzards..buzzards gotta eat same as worms.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6oLuLecQ4
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Answer to:
What is the last wild animal you have seen?
Several doves in the back yard.
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Answer to:
What would you put when you're cooking eggs?
Sweetened soy sauce with kimchi on the side.
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Answer to:
Hit them with_______________?
a tire snake
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Lets get ready to_________________?
break the land-speed record
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Answer to:
walk like _______________?
a butterfly, stink like a bee.
or something like that
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Answer to:
What drink do you never get tired of?
St. Louis holy water.
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Do you throw stale bread away,or feed it to the birds?
I make croutons or pulse stale bread in a food processor to make bread crumbs.
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Do you like egg sandwich?
Yes.
I love eggs! From my head down to my feet.
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Answer to:
If there was a poster of YOU , what would the caption be ?
Got beer
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Are you a pack rat or a neat freak?
I got a little bit of pack rat blood in me.
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What's the first thing that you'll do if you become invisible?
Look down at my stomach to see what ingested beer looks like.
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Answer to:
Are you a Robert De Niro fan?
Yes...He is a brilliant actor.
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What state is Loonyville in?
Loonsiana?
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Answer to:
Will radioactive dragonbirds destroy the earth?
Destroy Earth's inhabitants, perhaps...destroy Earth, no.
Answer to:
What would not be part of a relaxing Sunday?
One beer in the fridge and the nearest place to buy more is a 90 mile round trip.
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ok,step outside and______________?
do the potty dance
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Answer to:
you lick the plate?
Which one?
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Answer to:
Why do you look so good?
Beer.
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My cat came from:
An egg : )
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Answer to:
What's something that's doesn't exist?
B.2. steak sauce.
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Answer to:
Who eats duck head?
The one eyed one horned flying purple duck head eaters.
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Answer to:
Do you work at Pepsi?
No, but I got a Pepsi vending machine.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
What are you doing right now?
Drinking beer like a madman.
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Answer to:
You lick your lips when you see ---------
Asian women.
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Answer to:
Would you have a beer with Elmer Fudd?
Yes...I don't need much arm-twisting to have a beer.
Answer to:
Have you ever been inside a cave? Which ones?
Yes, Mammoth Cave...and several other caves in the area.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammoth_Cave_National_Park
Answer to:
Where is the best place to find all the BIG ones
The Anheuser-Busch sacred grounds.
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Answer to:
Where did you buy that big watermelon?
Japan
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/square-watermelons.shtml
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Answer to:
Carry on ____________________
luggage
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Will you be drinking tonight?
Yes, I got about 5 under my belt already.
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Answer to:
What are some of the snackfoods that you find gross/hate?
Gummy animals, jelly beans, liquorice...pretty much anything that sticks to my teeth.
Answer to:
What kind of food do you hate the most?
mad cow meat
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I really want a slice of ________ right about now!
cheesecake
Answer to:
Thunder only happens when ___________?
you eat musical fruit
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Answer to:
My life would suck without__________? What would your life suck without
my pulse
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Answer to:
How long can you hold your
rented beer
Answer to:
Can insanity be cured?
My divorce lawyer helped me get rid of mine.
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Answer to:
What are some touristy things to do in New York?
The picante sauce factory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNAV_jd8eWk
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Answer to:
Are you convertible?
Yes...Every time a hair falls from my head, another hair grows on my back.
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Does your eyes always red?
Yes...When I'm drinking beer like it's..beer.
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I never want to do ________________ again!
my ex-wives
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Answer to:
How good are you at using chopsticks?
I can use them, but I'm a little clumsy.
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Answer to:
The most important part of a sandwich is ________.
you have to stop eating it and take a breath every now and then.
Philly cheese steak rules.
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Do you know how to pay your bills?
My furnace just kicked on, so, yes : )
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Am I left handed right handed or ambidextrous?
I write left handed, but do everything else right handed...I guess I could be considered semi-ambidextrous.
Good poll.
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Well wrap me in ____________ and call me a ___________!
duct tape...tree ornament
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Give me a ____________?
tub of spackling paste
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Answer to:
What would you buy at a "half off everything" sale at WalMart?
Some of them french fried potaters...mmm hmmm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsc0k22Ftc8
Answer to:
What tools have you used in 2012 so far?
My Christmas present...I love it.
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Answer to:
lead me to your________________?
pickled eggs
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What do you have in your attic that would cause us to say "OH MY GOD, YOU KEPT THAT?"
My rock tumbler...It has never tumbled a single rock.
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Answer to:
What happened on your 16th Birthday? Tell your story...
I got drunk...and got laid.
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Answer to:
Where is tobacco grown?
Cuba grows some.
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What is something that you have, but wish you didn't?
Insomnia.
Answer to:
What are you wearing right now??
a pair of beer drinking trowsers and a t-shirt
Answer to:
When i think of chicken, i think of _________________
Hot bitches.
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What is your favorite underwear color?
I'm a wear tidy whities type of dude.
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Will you be my horse?
Sticky notes could be used for speaker wire insulation if...umm...what was the question?
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Are you worried that the world will end in 2012 or not concerned at all?
I hate to give you a short answer, but, I don't give a shit about "the end"...it will give me a chance to use my survival skills, if I'm still alive when/if the 2012 end of time happens.
Answer to:
What can a broken refrigerator be used for?
Make a smoker out of it.
https://www.google.com/search?q=refrigerator+smoker&hl=en&prmd=imvnsfd&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1024&bih=589&wrapid=tlif132599741684111&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=hB0JT8adFaLy0gHk8823Ag
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How many vehicles do you have in your household?
Three...if you don't count my mountain bikes.
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Answer to:
Do you got the feelings?
Yes...and more.
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Answer to:
The human face is _____________.
pretreated jell-o with a pie hole.
| 2 people like this
Answer to:
What's your favorite paint color?
Camo
Answer to:
Can you give me a word that starts with a "D"?
Dinosaur
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Answer to:
Are you a cat lover?
Yes, both land dwelling walking cats and aquatic swimming cats.
| 2 people like this
Answer to:
who is a "hot woman" ?
Wasted.
| 4 people like this
Answer to:
Why do you_____like_____?
guzzle and...beer
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How can you possibly_______if_______?
have any pudding...you don't eat yer meat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5diMImYIIA
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Answer to:
What's the best song to describe your avatar?
K9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A
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| 4 people like this
Answer to:
First thing that comes to mind when I say made in China?
My ex-girlfriend...and her amazing cooking and the other things she did...umm, very well.
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Answer to:
What canned foods do you have ?
Store bought: Refried beans, salmon, tuna, broth, and beer.
I home canned: tomatoes (juiced, diced, etc), green beans, pinto beans, various pickles and relish, and peaches.
Tonight I'm going to can some homemade hominy.
Answer to:
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "Canada"?
William Shatner aka Admiral James T. Kirk
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What item(if anything) do you own in the color RED?
Dirt Devil
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What's the food that you think you could ingest the most of in 1/2 hour without hurling? No, beer is not a food?
Raw oysters...but I would like a beer with them.
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Answer to:
A mouse runs across your kitchen floor and you notice a human ear growing out of its back. Your reaction?
Spare parts.
Answer to:
How many times per week on average do you "log in" to AB?
Just the weekends.
Answer to:
What comes to mind when you see or hear the word "Italy"?
aerodynamics
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What is something you would never buy on eBay?
Steak adornment.
Answer to:
Its a bad day when ______________?
run out of A.1. steak sauce.
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Answer to:
At the moment, what do you smell like right now??
Beer...and a yellow #2 lead pencil.
| 4 people like this
Answer to:
Never underestimate the power of ________.
a woman scorned
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Answer to:
I am Sooooo__________You?
a fan of Atlanta Rhythm Section..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q35DzUMwKY
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Answer to:
What is a food that most people hate, but you enjoy?
Kimchi.
| 2 people like this
Answer to:
What was something you saw that you wish you hadn't seen?
2 buzzards fighting over a dead buzzard.
| 3 people like this
Answer to:
What is broken on your car and why don't you fix it already?
Nothing...I keep all my equipment in top-notch working order...but I do take shortcuts on some repairs.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
How dark is your dark side? I honestly think mine's only about beige.
White, but with some off odors.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
The Mayans just invaded.... What can we do? Help!
Don't worry...They will pull out about Dec. 21st of this year : )
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
There's a _____________ in my boot!
evil puss
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Answer to:
What's your latest discovery?
Guys are not the only ones that get brown spots on their underwear.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Do you hear fireworks?
Yes, I do...and watching them.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
What is your new year resolution for 2012?
To drink less beer than I did in 2013.
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Answer to:
Are you drinking tonight for New Years?
Well, just lightly sipping about 8...and counting the other 91 bottles of beer on the wall.
Happy New Year, Shelly : )
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Answer to:
what satisfying endeavor have you been up to lately ?
Share your answer...
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Answer to:
what satisfying endeavor have you been up to lately ?
Consuming liquefied grains.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Do you always drink beer?
I only drink beer when I'm alone or with someone.
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Answer to:
Do you have any looney pets?
No, not looney...just horny
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Answer to:
As a rule, you shouldn't _________ in your _________.
sneeze...space suit
Answer to:
Follow me to__________________?
Carlow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKsmgiQb5co
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Answer to:
Are you about to snap?
Does popping a Budweiser tab count?
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Answer to:
can you find the cat in this pic???
http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/9364/37591110150468421491075.jpg
I see a cat, a wolf, and white seal.
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Answer to:
Did you watch the movie called The Hangover Part II?
Not yet...The first one is hilarious.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
How can I make a snowball?
Follow a snowman and wait till is poops.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Have you ever been to El Centro, CA?
Nope...not been that far west yet.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Have you ever dip the ranch with the pizza?
Yes...and bbq sauce is a good dip for pizza.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Pepperoni, sausage, or chicken pizza?
Ok...Sounds good.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Can I touch your monkey?
Not a good idea.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Ho Ho Ho or Ho Ho Hum?
Ho Ho...and a bottle of Rum.
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Answer to:
_____ plus _____ equals _____.
6 + 9 = oral sex
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Answer to:
Oops i think i see your?
Boston butt.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
How often do you drink water?
Often...at least a liter a day.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Do you use a PC or a laptop?
PC.
| 3 people like this
Answer to:
Popeyes or KFC?
Popeyes
Answer to:
How drunk would you have to be to do me?
Never...I'm sure you're a nice guy and all, but guys are not my flavor.
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Answer to:
Do you love your genitals?
Yes..and she seems to, too.
Answer to:
Welcome to Pizza Hut. What can I get for you?
Thin crust super supreme, please...and a pitcher of Budweiser.
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Answer to:
Can't start a fire without _______ .
Combustion.
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Answer to:
Do not _______________________ me first thing in the morning!
....
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Answer to:
Do not _______________________ me first thing in the morning!
beer
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
What's Hump Day?
Getting laid?
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Answer to:
Do you have your credit or debit card?
Credit cards.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
What's the SECOND worst thing to step on?
Freshly dug earth.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
What would you never drink through a straw?
Hot rocks.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Do you talk to your husband or wife?
Not after our divorce.
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Can you describe yourself in one word?
Beer-buzzed
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What might be a really bad idea to decorate your Christmas tree with???
(humor encouraged ...)
Steaks.
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Are there many business owners on AB?
I know of one...me.
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Christmas is NOT a time to ____________________
go to jail
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What was the last thing you squeezed?
umm...Better not say.
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What have you stopped caring about?
The hair from my head that accumulates on the shower drain.
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What kind of food do you hate the most?
Grits.
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What band would you like to have seen live but never did? Here is mine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XWYefe9EzI&feature=fvsr
Def Leppard
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You got to ______ it, before you ________ it.
open...drink
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Do you want some pickle?
No thanks...I ferment my own and have plenty.
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A Happy Christmas to AB users: what are you all drinking in this merry season of goodwill?
Budweiser.
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That dude just _________ me!
tipped
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Check description below.
Think back to when you were a teenager...would you refrain from sex with a girl while taking a shower together?
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When in doubt, ________.
throw it out.
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Where's my pillow?
Umm...Don't know.
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What's missing?
A puppy.
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Does God hear the prayers of people who are intoxicated or under the influence?
Yes, because I always survive hangovers long enough to get another one.
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Who controls the money in your household?
I do.
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So, what's on your rooftop?
shingles...and bird poo.
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____________ is more important than ___________ .
Great taste...less filling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyRvpR4XhK4
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It pays to _______.
recycle
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What did American pop music sound like in 1848?
I would think something like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRmsbEQXEg
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Where's my blanket?
What blanket?
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do you ever take naps
No...for me, restful sleep is a rare occasion.
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Who's making that noise?!
My girlfriend, using our sewing machine...she is making quilts.
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Have you ever sleep in school?
Yup.
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What type of tea do you drink?
Green tea mixed with ginseng...sweetened with locally harvested honey.
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Have you ever rip the dollars?
Yes...Here's a good article on the subject.
http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/consumerawareness/a/replacemoney.htm
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What childhood character, either television, movie, or literature, was your favorite when you were a child?
A toss between James West and James Kirk.
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What does overcooked fried chicken look like?
Something like this.
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Is not being vegetarian racist?
I don't think so...If it is, I'm a certified racist.
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What did the man at the door want?
He handed me some Watchtower pamphlets.
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What is the best way to beat your stress?
Consuming liquified grains.
This seems to be my go-to answer today.
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What is something you will never get tired of doing?
Consuming liquified grains.
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Can I borrow your tools?
No, but I will bring them and help.
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Take time to _______________________.
have fun.
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If students were to get paid at school, would they work harder?
I don't think so...Money don't seem to be a motivator.
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How many Christmas trees do you have?
One.
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Have you ever accepted death?
Yes...I just hope they give me plenty of morphine on my way out.
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Do you feel safe in the car?
When it's in my garage...but then, my garage is close to an airport runway...so, no.
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Does your name begin with the same initial letter as one of your parents?
Yes...I'm a Junior.
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What gang are you in?
Beer drinkers and hell raisers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YADH-QSSaxk
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What is the best sitcom ever?
Two and a half men.
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What's up for tomorrow?
Massive water changes (7 aquariums)...while consuming massive quantities of beer.
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Have you ever been to Texas?
Yes...My stay was in Dallas.
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Whats an occupation a Trained Monkey could do?
Multitasking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCUBxgdKZ_Y
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Can I move in to your house?
How much money you got?
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Will you be mad if I wake up you while you're a sleep?
Yes...I fight for restful sleep and often lose the battle.
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Can we share the computers?
Depends on which one.
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What's your Facebook user name?
Not a member there.
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I'll have a blue, blue, blue _________ without you.
beer, beer, beer
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What's something that you say very frequently?
y'all
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can i have your biscuit?
Yes, I got plenty.
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Who ate all my steak?
The Stormtroopers.
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Did you get a Christmas bonus? If not money, what was it?
I never get one... My boss is a tightwad.
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What goes in that hole?
Spelunkers.
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I have one hand on ____________________ and the other hand is __________________.
a beer...on the next beer.
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Do you ever judge someone's intelligence based on their religion?
No.
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Boys, would you ever do this to your girlfriend or wife?
No.
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Would you kill this spider?
Done...What spider
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Have you ever bet anything besides money? How'd it come out?
Yes, a case of beer...I won it.
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Chili dogs for dinner. Ok with you?
I'm in...I'll bring the beer.
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Is it wrong to have a dog that is smaller than your car?
Not at all.
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Have you ever eaten "ham salad?"
Yes, and made it...It's not bad with boiled eggs and sweet pickle relish in it.
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Pork roast, beef roast, or some veggie dish?
Pork roast.
Leftover pork roast is seldom wasted here...We use it to make: Bbq sandwiches, pork fried rice, pork quesadillas, pork nachos, etc...
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What's the worst single commuting experience you ever had?
We flipped a car and had to crawl out the passenger side window.
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I want ______.
a new drug.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ku4QUhoXk
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Is this song sound good to you?
I could listen to it...after drinking a bunch of beer : )
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What are you having for lunch tomorrow noon?
Salmon.
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I would never marry someone who ________________________ ...?
won't put out.
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Whats your least favourite song?
The one that has the baby's coo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M9BgfSHowg
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Would you date somebody offline?
How does one date online...just curious.
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If you absolutely HAD to be part-animal, which one would you be?
An eagle.
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How often do you order pizza?
Very seldom.
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What captivates you?
A little swimming and eating.
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If someone continually ignores me I _____________________________
accomplished my mission
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Greetings! My name is ________ and I __________ .
Dick Burns...need penicillin.
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Do you believe nuclear weapons were used thousands of years ago?
Yes, but I don't think so on mother Earth.
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Do you think Lady Gaga should be in the next Star Trek movie?
Hell no...not even if she is green.
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Where do you keep your crown jewels ?
Between my legs.
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Its fun to ________________ ?
watch sporting events
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How did americans justify taking land from the native americans?
That's what we humans do...you better keep your eyes on China.
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Have you ever defied gravity?
Yes, many times and Budweiser tells me to attempt it again.
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Do you play with fire
Yes.
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Do you remember when __________ ?
people respected their elders
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There will be no peace without ______________ ?
war
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rrsj_auEKs
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How can you catch a ___________?
holy mackerel
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Bring me my ___________________
Beer.
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Do you know anyone that disappeared, not run away but are presumed dead?
My good friend's brother disappeared in Mexico...We think drugs and Federales had something to do with it.
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Do you consider suicide bombers brave or just religious fanatics who commit such acts due to the belief of a blissful afterlife?
Brainwashed fanatics.
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What do you have to get done today?
Replace a burnt out light bulb while drinking beer...after that, I think I will drink some beer.
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Don't you love her as she's walking out the door?
Don't you love her as she's walking out The Doors...just like the other whores.
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Honestly: have you started social drinking to get into the Christmas spirit 'already'?
No...I only drink by myself or with someone.
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Dear fat people, why don't you people do drugs?
Smoke is better than drugs.
I love ribs...and I'm not fat people.
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Have you ever been mad enough to steal someone's potatoes?
I reckon I better not do that...ummhumm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsc0k22Ftc8
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Are you doing the Satanic Dance Of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?
Doom?...no...just listening to some Devo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0UHWoyskYQ
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Is it too late to ___________ ?
thaw out this Thanksgiving day turkey ...guests are ringing the doorbell!
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Who let the __________out?
elastic
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What's complicated?
Women.
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If you win the lottery, where will you live?
In a small shack...like this ( :
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Have you cash your checks yet?
Yes, I did.
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Have you backup your files yet when you're using your computer?
Some...I have few things of importance on my computers.
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Does time march on for whom the bell tolls?
I guess so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kjh9lQXLWk
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GIANT ANTS?!?!
Call in the secret weapon.
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If you're done decorating your house for Christmas, will you please show me your pictures?
I just have a few decorations, but I think this is cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyEztz6nY9Q
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Can you name the two planets closest the earth?
Yes.
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________ is the new black.
Back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkkL_aDrIyU
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Have you ever milked a cow?
Many times...many cows.
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What really freaks you out the most?
Squatters.
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What is a great name for a Vegetarian Restaurant?
The mad cow.
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Have you ever invited a stranger into your bedroom?
ummm...she wasn't strange at first.
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What would you do if your computer is broken?
No sweat...I have 4 others (outdated but in good working order)...one even has a 3.5" floppy disk drive.
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I just need one more ____________________________
silver dollar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7A2acBVENA&feature=related
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Don't you ever put that ____ on me again!
glue
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Are there cheerleaders in any sports besides American & Canadian football and basketball?
Cheerleaders aren't needed at some sporting events.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGVT4-1DBU
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Would you start smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day for the rest of your life for $500,000 a year?
You couldn't pay me enough...I'm in love with air.
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Do you ever get tired of all the atheist/religious "non-questions" AB?
Naw...I pay no attention to that.
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Do you own something that is obsolete (or just not generally used anymore), but still functions? What??
Yes...My fermenting crocks...I use them often.
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Are you the best? At doing what?
I excel....Drinking beer.
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Would you lick the hood of my car?
Is it certified organic?
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What draws you into a restuarant?
Plenty of parking.
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What is your favorite food to eat in bed?
Popcorn.
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What is your best possesion and why?.........
My identity...and beer collection...and my rock tumbler...and...umm, nevermind.
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Why did you go?
Pressure.
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Do you like Burger King Whopper burger?
The last one I ate was very good...that was about 5 years ago.
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Soooo, what's everyone doing this weekend??
Gulping : )
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When did you get your first computer? What year if you can remember?
1996...if you don't count my TI-55.
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Do you even try to answer these question seriously?
Does a bear wear a funny hat?
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American foreign policy is _______________.
Greek.
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What is the coolest cars you ever saw?
Olds
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No...A.1. steak sauce is a lot better.
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Will you be upset if you lose a job?
Very upset...I'm self employed.
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