Answerbag: Matt Adore's answers

Answer to What is the best job

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 08:55:04 -0700

What is the best job

A blow job.

Answer to Is it true thay Bin Laden is not on the FBI wanted list?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 05:29:21 -0700

Is it true thay Bin Laden is not on the FBI wanted list?

No: http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/fugitives.htm

Answer to What is one question that children everywhere have been asking since time began?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 05:26:50 -0700

What is one question that children everywhere have been asking since time began?

Are we nearly there yet?

Answer to If you had a pet rock what would you name it?

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:24:46 -0700

If you had a pet rock what would you name it?

Tarquin.

Answer to When is the best time or age to fall in love?

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:20:23 -0700

When is the best time or age to fall in love?

8.30pm on Saturday 20 January 2008.

Answer to What's so special about salt and pepper?

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:19:14 -0700

What's so special about salt and pepper?

Push it. The rest of their songs are shit.

Answer to How old are you? And how old do people think you are?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:10:09 -0800

How old are you? And how old do people think you are?

I'm 33 next month, and last week I was asked for ID when I tried to by some tobacco. Sheesh.

Answer to Thinking about your line of work...can you fill the alphabet? here is an example!

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:21:59 -0800

Thinking about your line of work...can you fill the alphabet? here is an example!

Accountant - boring. Credit, debit. Even friends go "Huh?". I jest. Kate, little miss naughty, offers praise: "Quite racey", she teases. "Ultimate VW." X (You zealot.)

Answer to What is a good cure for heartache?

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:08:24 -0800

What is a good cure for heartache?

A few beers and a chat. Come to Bristol!

Answer to Now you See Me, Now you Dont, Now you See Me, Now you Dont......what am i....? (humour welcomed) :p

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:43:00 -0800

Now you See Me, Now you Dont, Now you See Me, Now you Dont......what am i....? (humour welcomed) :p

Vanessa Feltz's feet.

Answer to What are some good, efficient ways to lose thigh weight/fat from thighs, and/ tone thighs?

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:28:58 -0800

What are some good, efficient ways to lose thigh weight/fat from thighs, and/ tone thighs?

Stop eating pies.

Answer to How do you say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in Greek? Any Greeks here that now the proper spelling? Thanks

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:03:41 -0800

How do you say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in Greek? Any Greeks here that now the proper spelling? Thanks

Yes, the proper spelling is 'know'.

Answer to What's the worst thing you have ever seen a parent say or do to their child?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:30:11 -0800

What's the worst thing you have ever seen a parent say or do to their child?

This: Edit: Wow! Apparently it is not now possible to see the video of Michael Jackson dangling his son over a balcony online.

Answer to Why are girls differnt than guys?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:25:57 -0800

Why are girls differnt than guys?

When God made little boys, he made them out of string, He found he had a little left so he made a little thing. When God made little girls, he made them out of lace, He found he ran a little short so he left a little space. Thank You God.

Answer to How do you keep people from bumming cigarettes from you, when you cant spare anymore?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:18:45 -0800

How do you keep people from bumming cigarettes from you, when you cant spare anymore?

Give up smoking.

Answer to Do you know any women who shoot?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:17:46 -0800

Do you know any women who shoot?

Amy Winehouse?

Answer to Can you do magic? I cant.

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:13:36 -0800

Can you do magic? I cant.

Here is a great trick I promise you will be able to do: Take a deck of cards. Put the 2 of hearts and the 3 of diamonds on top of the deck. Take the 3 of hearts and the 2 of diamonds and put them to one side. Approach your victim. Give them the two cards you have removed(3h, 2d). Fan the...

Answer to Is cancer hereditary?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:57:48 -0800

Is cancer hereditary?

Diarrhea is. It runs through your jeans.

Answer to What is your favorite Christmas Smell??? (I love the smell of baking and a real tree)

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:53:03 -0800

What is your favorite Christmas Smell??? (I love the smell of baking and a real tree)

Brussel Sprout farts.

Answer to Will someone please tell me how to get PB'd?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:42:51 -0800

Will someone please tell me how to get PB'd?

Why do you want to know? It's much better if you stay out.

Answer to I have a test in 16 days and I don't smoke weed but for it least the last 19 days I have been smoking regularly. Will I pass my drug test?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:12:22 -0800

I have a test in 16 days and I don't smoke weed but for it least the last 19 days I have been smoking regularly. Will I pass my drug test?

No. Because you DO smoke weed.

Answer to How to copy nintendo wii games? and play without a modchip

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:09:46 -0800

How to copy nintendo wii games? and play without a modchip

This is the police. Put your Wiimote down and step away from the console. Put your hands behind your head and state your full name.

Answer to Who or what is most of your anger geared towards?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:07:45 -0800

Who or what is most of your anger geared towards?

Enron. I'm not sure exactly what they did but I'm sure the Credit Crunch is their fault.

Answer to I Ralph Carter of the show Good Times still alive

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:01:44 -0800

I Ralph Carter of the show Good Times still alive

Good for you! Remember to keep eating 5 a day!

Answer to How can sugar be sugar free?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:58:21 -0800

How can sugar be sugar free?

Steal a bag.

Answer to What is the best bank in canada?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:53:35 -0800

What is the best bank in canada?

The north bank of the Koksoak near Kuujjuaq is amazing around March/April time.

Answer to Hot __________?

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 09:08:33 -0800

Hot __________?

Ice.

Answer to What's the funniest name you've ever heard?

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:14:16 -0800

What's the funniest name you've ever heard?

Juliette Allcock.

Answer to If you could change your name...What would you want to be called?

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:06:45 -0800

If you could change your name...What would you want to be called?

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.

Answer to So it seems in order to have a good experience on Answerbag, you cannot answer questions about...politics, ethnicity, or religion...am I leaving any out?

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:04:24 -0800

So it seems in order to have a good experience on Answerbag, you cannot answer questions about...politics, ethnicity, or religion...am I leaving any out?

Avoid 'I found this pill it is green and has a number 3 on it should I swallow it or stick it up my arse' and 'How do I start my 1993 Chevvy Blazer when someone put tortellini in my tank' type questions and you're sweet.

Answer to Indiana Jones should be questing for what in Indy V?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:53:00 -0800

Indiana Jones should be questing for what in Indy V?

A believable storyline?

Answer to How many baseball caps do you have, and what do they say?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:50:47 -0800

How many baseball caps do you have, and what do they say?

7 or 8. Nothing, they can't talk.

Answer to What is the name minnie short for?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:49:38 -0800

What is the name minnie short for?

Cos it's only got 6 letters.

Answer to Why don't they make them like they used to?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:48:46 -0800

Why don't they make them like they used to?

Because if they did, they would last much longer and they wouldn't be able to sell you another one. It's all about the money.

Answer to Which celebrity has got lisp?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:46:49 -0800

Which celebrity has got lisp?

Delia Smith.

Answer to Does astronomy take you away from reality?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:56:34 -0800

Does astronomy take you away from reality?

No, but astrology does.

Answer to Is there a certain reason why Douglas Adams wrote that 42 is the answer for everything? Or is it a random number he thought of?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:54:15 -0800

Is there a certain reason why Douglas Adams wrote that 42 is the answer for everything? Or is it a random number he thought of?

There are a few theories here: http://math.cofc.edu/kasman/MATHFICT/mfview.php?callnumber=mf458

Answer to What is the worst way to break up with someone in your opinion?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:51:11 -0800

What is the worst way to break up with someone in your opinion?

Gorillagram.

Answer to What is the best Champagne?

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:45:30 -0800

What is the best Champagne?

I rather like Verve Cliquot as I find it well balanced. I used to like Moet but now find it rather dry. I also heard that the Tesco's own brand won blind taste tests against other better known brands: ...

Answer to How do you politely tell your good friend that it's not ok to put her purse on the table at a dinner party - while not embarrassing her or making her defensive.

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:39:19 -0800

How do you politely tell your good friend that it's not ok to put her purse on the table at a dinner party - while not embarrassing her or making her defensive.

Ask Mrs Mills - she is the expert on issues of social etiquette: http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article2987141.ece

Answer to HOW DO I TURN OFF THE CHANGE OIL LIGHT IN MY 2003 PONTIAC GRAND AM

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:46:46 -0800

HOW DO I TURN OFF THE CHANGE OIL LIGHT IN MY 2003 PONTIAC GRAND AM

Change the oil.

Answer to Which 5 films would you recommend to someone who had never seen a movie in their life?

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:43:30 -0800

Which 5 films would you recommend to someone who had never seen a movie in their life?

Mulholland Drive The Godfather Halloween Finding Nemo Ichi The Killer

Answer to HOW DO I MAKE MOONSHINE

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:04:06 -0800

HOW DO I MAKE MOONSHINE

Rub it really hard.

Answer to What is the best knock knock joke?

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:58:33 -0800

What is the best knock knock joke?

Knock Knock Who's there! Granny, knock, knock! Who's there! Granny, knock, knock! Who's there! Granny, knock, knock! Who's there! Granny, knock, knock! Aunt! Aunt who? Aunt you glad I got rid of all those Grannies?

Answer to When you get to heaven,what would you like to see?

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:56:32 -0800

When you get to heaven,what would you like to see?

Jennifer Ellison in a French Maid's outfit serving Champagne and canapes.

Answer to Mr. fix it, who do you think you are?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:57:36 -0800

Mr. fix it, who do you think you are?

Jimmy Saville.

Answer to What do you think is the most ridiculous plot for a movie that you have ever seen?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:57:43 -0800

What do you think is the most ridiculous plot for a movie that you have ever seen?

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I won't spoil it for you...

Answer to Do guys find big areolas unattractive?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:42:41 -0800

Do guys find big areolas unattractive?

Better than a big Adam's apple.

Answer to What is something you never never want to get, but once you get it, you never want to let it go

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:02:41 -0700

What is something you never never want to get, but once you get it, you never want to let it go

A walking stick.

Answer to What is the capitol of West Virginia?

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:45:55 -0700

What is the capitol of West Virginia?

W.

Answer to What is the best way of eating a baguette?

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:44:59 -0700

What is the best way of eating a baguette?

Good evening keithold. Personally, I like to take a section, slice it lengthways, then spread one piece with a coarse pate and top with cucumber and black pepper, and spread the other with a good strong blue cheese like Roquefort.

Answer to I want to learn graffiti, how do you think i should start?

Wed, 07 May 2008 16:00:50 -0700

I want to learn graffiti, how do you think i should start?

Check out Banksy's stuff, and realise how subtle you can be: http://www.banksy.co.uk/menu.html

Answer to What do you think of when you think of England?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:07:49 -0700

What do you think of when you think of England?

The ceiling needs painting.

Answer to Can you describe yourself in one word...that one word starting with the letter "R"?

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:00:36 -0700

Can you describe yourself in one word...that one word starting with the letter "R"?

Ravenous. I'm off to Maccy D's...

Answer to What subject are you best qualified to give advice in?

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:19:18 -0700

What subject are you best qualified to give advice in?

Cocktail making.

Answer to Brits - do you realize that you sound more intelligent than the average American just by virtue of your accent?

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:06:41 -0700

Brits - do you realize that you sound more intelligent than the average American just by virtue of your accent?

You've obviously never heard some of the regional dialects...

Answer to Do you think this is spam? It wasnt created for any financial gain, just a bit of fun... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/684577 :-(

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:02:51 -0700

Do you think this is spam? It wasnt created for any financial gain, just a bit of fun... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/684577 :-(

Duh, no. This is Spam:

Answer to If books are soon to be extinct, thanks to the Internet, why are bookstores so crowded?

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:52:48 -0700

If books are soon to be extinct, thanks to the Internet, why are bookstores so crowded?

The coffee is cheaper than Starbucks.

Answer to In Roman numerals, what does XL represent?

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:51:33 -0700

In Roman numerals, what does XL represent?

Extra large.

Answer to What would you write on the moon for everyone to see?

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:46:15 -0700

What would you write on the moon for everyone to see?

Extra mature farmhouse cheddar. £4.50/lb.

Answer to Do noses run in space?

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:43:39 -0700

Do noses run in space?

No, they space walk.

Answer to Is it true that cloned humans exit.

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:42:43 -0700

Is it true that cloned humans exit.

If they can find the way out.

Answer to What comes to mind when you think of the movie "Dirty Dancing"?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:39:12 -0700

What comes to mind when you think of the movie "Dirty Dancing"?

Suicide.

Answer to What things are good for the soul?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:38:27 -0700

What things are good for the soul?

Shoes.

Answer to What do you enjoy pretending to be most often as an adult?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:33:52 -0700

What do you enjoy pretending to be most often as an adult?

The Todd from Scrubs:

Answer to How would you describe your life as a fruit?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:30:13 -0700

How would you describe your life as a fruit?

How dare you. I'm not gay.

Answer to What is your generalization of Polish people?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:23:33 -0700

What is your generalization of Polish people?

They are from Poland.

Answer to Just found out I am matron of honour at my sisters wedding...what do i do or have to do, what is my role?? please don't tell me i have to give a speech!

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:20:49 -0700

Just found out I am matron of honour at my sisters wedding...what do i do or have to do, what is my role?? please don't tell me i have to give a speech!

Dress like this:

Answer to Does anybody know any good quotes in spanish or french?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:17:41 -0700

Does anybody know any good quotes in spanish or french?

Deseo hacer amor a su perro - I want to make love to your dog.

Answer to Leona Lewis... Hot or not? (and why does she 'keep bleeding' 'keeeeeep keeep bleeding' lol)

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:15:34 -0700

Leona Lewis... Hot or not? (and why does she 'keep bleeding' 'keeeeeep keeep bleeding' lol)

Maybe she hasn't reached the menopause yet.

Answer to Here goes!...Who would like to join me in congratulating the ever so witty, pain in the butt, thorn in our side RaGaMuFFiN on reaching Maestro? Congrats Rags, what have we let ourselves in for! :)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:12:38 -0700

Here goes!...Who would like to join me in congratulating the ever so witty, pain in the butt, thorn in our side RaGaMuFFiN on reaching Maestro? Congrats Rags, what have we let ourselves in for! :)

Let's hear it for the boi!

Answer to Why do our joints click sometimes?

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:57:25 -0700

Why do our joints click sometimes?

Try using some thinner papers - Rizla silver, for instance.

Answer to Does stealing another woman's husband make you a WHORE?

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:56:18 -0700

Does stealing another woman's husband make you a WHORE?

No, it would make me a gay.

Answer to Can I add anything to mashed potatoes, apart from butter and milk to make them more interesting or tasty?

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:55:39 -0700

Can I add anything to mashed potatoes, apart from butter and milk to make them more interesting or tasty?

Wholegrain mustard and chopped fresh parsley.

Answer to Use one word to decribe yourself and it has to start with the first letter of your name. (first name only)

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:35:09 -0700

Use one word to decribe yourself and it has to start with the first letter of your name. (first name only)

Mansize.

Answer to Did anything amusing happen to you today?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:18:33 -0700

Did anything amusing happen to you today?

My sister told the following joke to my 89 year old grandfather, but she had been drinking and she got it wrong: 'What is the difference between a policeman's truncheon and a magician's wand?' 'One is used for cunning stunts.'

Answer to The Grand National is only two and a half weeks away. How do people feel about horses jumping these mountainous fences?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:16:40 -0700

The Grand National is only two and a half weeks away. How do people feel about horses jumping these mountainous fences?

I'll tell you after I've been. Woo-hoo, £49 for coach, entry, champagne and lunch!

Answer to How much money would you personally consider to be enough?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:13:56 -0700

How much money would you personally consider to be enough?

£2m. £1m to spend - Nice house, car, clothes, furniture etc. £1m to invest to give you £80,000 salary a year to spend. And you can leave £2m+ to your kids.

Answer to What are some great old advertisements or jingles?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:12:20 -0700

What are some great old advertisements or jingles?

My favourite old adverts are both for drinks; Kia-ora and Um-Bongo:

Answer to What has today taught you?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:09:38 -0700

What has today taught you?

Never put off until tomorrow that which you can do today. I wish I had realised it yesterday.

Answer to How many jellybeans are there in a pack?

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:44:32 -0800

How many jellybeans are there in a pack?

Well, I was recently bought 1kg of 49 flavour assortment Jelly Bellys. I've eaten about half of them in 10 days, and I'm a bit of a piggy so I guess quite a few.

Answer to What is the perfect breast size nowadays

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:46:35 -0800

What is the perfect breast size nowadays

It's all good.

Answer to How would you describe the closest beach to you? nice or manky?

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:14:13 -0800

How would you describe the closest beach to you? nice or manky?

She's lovely, and you really shouldn't call her that.

Answer to What was the best pasty, or ice cream you have ever tasted, and where did you get it from?

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:11:09 -0800

What was the best pasty, or ice cream you have ever tasted, and where did you get it from?

The best pasties are from the Cornish Bakehouse. I like Beef & Stilton. Mmmmm.

Answer to Who do you want to punch in the face?

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:08:36 -0800

Who do you want to punch in the face?

Mohammad Ali. Just so that I can say I did.

Answer to Has anyone here ever been to jail or to prison and if so, for what?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:14:31 -0800

Has anyone here ever been to jail or to prison and if so, for what?

Many, many turns. I love Monopoly.

Answer to Is it a bad sign if you're repeatedly arguing with inanimate objects?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:13:49 -0800

Is it a bad sign if you're repeatedly arguing with inanimate objects?

Not really. I've dated a few girls who could generously be described as inanimate.

Answer to Who lives in the uk and what part? Any1 in plymouth? :)

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:01:09 -0800

Who lives in the uk and what part? Any1 in plymouth? :)

Bristol, so not far love.

Answer to What is the best type of sex?

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:30:42 -0800

What is the best type of sex?

Male. Women are rubbish.

Answer to Who's bigger, Led zepp or the Rolling Stones?

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:04:18 -0800

Who's bigger, Led zepp or the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones. There are only 4 people in Led Zeppelin.

Answer to Do you have someone from your past that you find impossible to forget?

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:31:14 -0800

Do you have someone from your past that you find impossible to forget?

Richard Whitely.

Answer to When I kiss my boyfriend in the street (or anywhere public for that matter) I'm not sure what to do when he gets an erection. I don't want to pull away, because then everybody will see, but sometimes we really need to part (like when i'm catching a bus)

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:29:06 -0800

When I kiss my boyfriend in the street (or anywhere public for that matter) I'm not sure what to do when he gets an erection. I don't want to pull away, because then everybody will see, but sometimes we really need to part (like when i'm catching a bus)

Whisper into his ear 'Can you imagine your gran having sex with your grandpa?'

Answer to Can you describe yourself in one word?

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:27:44 -0800

Can you describe yourself in one word?

Pointless.

Answer to What is your favourite car?

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:57:21 -0800

What is your favourite car?

FIGARO! Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, FIGARO!

Answer to Do you urinate in the shower? (Yes, this is a serious question, as I've had men tell me that they do.)

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:13:17 -0800

Do you urinate in the shower? (Yes, this is a serious question, as I've had men tell me that they do.)

Of course. If I went out and played football and got covered in shit, I'd come home and take a shower. I think my pee is cleaner than the stuff I wash off of myself, plus you can aim directly at the hole if you're a guy.

Answer to Do you judge people when they use poor grammar?

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:06:27 -0800

Do you judge people when they use poor grammar?

Yes. But then, I am a Judge.

Answer to What famous Musician have you Met? What did you ask them?

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:05:17 -0800

What famous Musician have you Met? What did you ask them?

I met Dionne Warwick whilst driving along the interstate I-280. I stopped to ask her directions.

Answer to Would you be happy if you never saw cash again? ie...everything done online or via cards.

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:02:30 -0800

Would you be happy if you never saw cash again? ie...everything done online or via cards.

Yup. The ladies get so disappointed when they ask me if I have a roll of quarters in my pocket, and I actually do.

Answer to Spring is here at last! has anybody been gardening?

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:01:23 -0800

Spring is here at last! has anybody been gardening?

I've done a spot of uphill gardening.

Answer to Since James Brown passed away, has there been a newly elected "Godfather" or "King" of Soul?

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:40:59 -0800

Since James Brown passed away, has there been a newly elected "Godfather" or "King" of Soul?

There is a Prince.