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What is the best job A blow job.

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Is it true thay Bin Laden is not on the FBI wanted list? No: http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/fugitives.htm

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What is one question that children everywhere have been asking since time began? Are we nearly there yet?

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If you had a pet rock what would you name it? Tarquin.

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When is the best time or age to fall in love? 8.30pm on Saturday 20 January 2008.

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What's so special about salt and pepper? Push it. The rest of their songs are shit.

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How old are you? And how old do people think you are? I'm 33 next month, and last week I was asked for ID when I tried to by some tobacco. Sheesh.

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Thinking about your line of work...can you fill the alphabet? here is an example! Accountant - boring. Credit, debit. Even friends go "Huh?". I jest. Kate, little miss naughty, offers praise: "Quite racey", she teases. "Ultimate VW." X (You zealot.)

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What is a good cure for heartache? A few beers and a chat. Come to Bristol!

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Now you See Me, Now you Dont, Now you See Me, Now you Dont......what am i....? (humour welcomed) :p Vanessa Feltz's feet.

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What are some good, efficient ways to lose thigh weight/fat from thighs, and/ tone thighs? Stop eating pies.

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How do you say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in Greek? Any Greeks here that now the proper spelling? Thanks Yes, the proper spelling is 'know'.

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What's the worst thing you have ever seen a parent say or do to their child? This: Edit: Wow! Apparently it is not now possible to see the video of Michael Jackson dangling his son over a balcony online.

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Why are girls differnt than guys? When God made little boys, he made them out of string, He found he had a little left so he made a little thing. When God made little girls, he made them out of lace, He found he ran a little short so he left a little space. Thank You God.

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How do you keep people from bumming cigarettes from you, when you cant spare anymore? Give up smoking.

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Do you know any women who shoot? Amy Winehouse?

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Can you do magic? I cant. Here is a great trick I promise you will be able to do: Take a deck of cards. Put the 2 of hearts and the 3 of diamonds on top of the deck. Take the 3 of hearts and the 2 of diamonds and put them to one side. Approach your victim. Give them the two cards you have removed(3h, 2d). Fan the deck out and tell them to put the cards back anywhere they like. Close the deck. Pick the two top...

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Is cancer hereditary? Diarrhea is. It runs through your jeans.

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What is your favorite Christmas Smell??? (I love the smell of baking and a real tree) Brussel Sprout farts.

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Will someone please tell me how to get PB'd? Why do you want to know? It's much better if you stay out.

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I have a test in 16 days and I don't smoke weed but for it least the last 19 days I have been smoking regularly. Will I pass my drug test? No. Because you DO smoke weed.

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How to copy nintendo wii games? and play without a modchip This is the police. Put your Wiimote down and step away from the console. Put your hands behind your head and state your full name.

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Who or what is most of your anger geared towards? Enron. I'm not sure exactly what they did but I'm sure the Credit Crunch is their fault.

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I Ralph Carter of the show Good Times still alive Good for you! Remember to keep eating 5 a day!

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How can sugar be sugar free? Steal a bag.

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What is the best bank in canada? The north bank of the Koksoak near Kuujjuaq is amazing around March/April time.

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Hot __________? Ice.

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What's the funniest name you've ever heard? Juliette Allcock.

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If you could change your name...What would you want to be called? Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.

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So it seems in order to have a good experience on Answerbag, you cannot answer questions about...politics, ethnicity, or religion...am I leaving any out? Avoid 'I found this pill it is green and has a number 3 on it should I swallow it or stick it up my arse' and 'How do I start my 1993 Chevvy Blazer when someone put tortellini in my tank' type questions and you're sweet.

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Indiana Jones should be questing for what in Indy V? A believable storyline?

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How many baseball caps do you have, and what do they say? 7 or 8. Nothing, they can't talk.

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What is the name minnie short for? Cos it's only got 6 letters.

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Why don't they make them like they used to? Because if they did, they would last much longer and they wouldn't be able to sell you another one. It's all about the money.

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Which celebrity has got lisp? Delia Smith.

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Does astronomy take you away from reality? No, but astrology does.

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Is there a certain reason why Douglas Adams wrote that 42 is the answer for everything? Or is it a random number he thought of? There are a few theories here: http://math.cofc.edu/kasman/MATHFICT/mfview.php?callnumber=mf458

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What is the worst way to break up with someone in your opinion? Gorillagram.

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What is the best Champagne? I rather like Verve Cliquot as I find it well balanced. I used to like Moet but now find it rather dry. I also heard that the Tesco's own brand won blind taste tests against other better known brands: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15943080&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=tesco-s-bubbly-is-the-champ-of-champers--name_page.html

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How do you politely tell your good friend that it's not ok to put her purse on the table at a dinner party - while not embarrassing her or making her defensive. Ask Mrs Mills - she is the expert on issues of social etiquette: http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article2987141.ece

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HOW DO I TURN OFF THE CHANGE OIL LIGHT IN MY 2003 PONTIAC GRAND AM Change the oil.

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Which 5 films would you recommend to someone who had never seen a movie in their life? Mulholland Drive The Godfather Halloween Finding Nemo Ichi The Killer

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HOW DO I MAKE MOONSHINE Rub it really hard.

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What is the best knock knock joke? Knock Knock Who's there! Granny, knock, knock! Who's there! Granny, knock, knock! Who's there! Granny, knock, knock! Who's there! Granny, knock, knock! Aunt! Aunt who? Aunt you glad I got rid of all those Grannies?

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When you get to heaven,what would you like to see? Jennifer Ellison in a French Maid's outfit serving Champagne and canapes.

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Mr. fix it, who do you think you are? Jimmy Saville.

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What do you think is the most ridiculous plot for a movie that you have ever seen? Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I won't spoil it for you...

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Do guys find big areolas unattractive? Better than a big Adam's apple.

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What is something you never never want to get, but once you get it, you never want to let it go A walking stick.

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What is the capitol of West Virginia? W.

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What is the best way of eating a baguette? Good evening keithold. Personally, I like to take a section, slice it lengthways, then spread one piece with a coarse pate and top with cucumber and black pepper, and spread the other with a good strong blue cheese like Roquefort.

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I want to learn graffiti, how do you think i should start? Check out Banksy's stuff, and realise how subtle you can be: http://www.banksy.co.uk/menu.html

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What do you think of when you think of England? The ceiling needs painting.

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Can you describe yourself in one word...that one word starting with the letter "R"? Ravenous. I'm off to Maccy D's...

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What subject are you best qualified to give advice in? Cocktail making.

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Brits - do you realize that you sound more intelligent than the average American just by virtue of your accent? You've obviously never heard some of the regional dialects...

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Do you think this is spam? It wasnt created for any financial gain, just a bit of fun... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/684577 :-( Duh, no. This is Spam:

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If books are soon to be extinct, thanks to the Internet, why are bookstores so crowded? The coffee is cheaper than Starbucks.

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In Roman numerals, what does XL represent? Extra large.

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What would you write on the moon for everyone to see? Extra mature farmhouse cheddar. £4.50/lb.

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Do noses run in space? No, they space walk.

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Is it true that cloned humans exit. If they can find the way out.

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What comes to mind when you think of the movie "Dirty Dancing"? Suicide.

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What things are good for the soul? Shoes.

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What do you enjoy pretending to be most often as an adult? The Todd from Scrubs:

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How would you describe your life as a fruit? How dare you. I'm not gay.

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What is your generalization of Polish people? They are from Poland.

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Just found out I am matron of honour at my sisters wedding...what do i do or have to do, what is my role?? please don't tell me i have to give a speech! Dress like this:

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Does anybody know any good quotes in spanish or french? Deseo hacer amor a su perro - I want to make love to your dog.

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Leona Lewis... Hot or not? (and why does she 'keep bleeding' 'keeeeeep keeep bleeding' lol) Maybe she hasn't reached the menopause yet.

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Here goes!...Who would like to join me in congratulating the ever so witty, pain in the butt, thorn in our side RaGaMuFFiN on reaching Maestro? Congrats Rags, what have we let ourselves in for! :) Let's hear it for the boi!

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Why do our joints click sometimes? Try using some thinner papers - Rizla silver, for instance.

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Does stealing another woman's husband make you a WHORE? No, it would make me a gay.

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Can I add anything to mashed potatoes, apart from butter and milk to make them more interesting or tasty? Wholegrain mustard and chopped fresh parsley.

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Use one word to decribe yourself and it has to start with the first letter of your name. (first name only) Mansize.

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Did anything amusing happen to you today? My sister told the following joke to my 89 year old grandfather, but she had been drinking and she got it wrong: 'What is the difference between a policeman's truncheon and a magician's wand?' 'One is used for cunning stunts.'

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The Grand National is only two and a half weeks away. How do people feel about horses jumping these mountainous fences? I'll tell you after I've been. Woo-hoo, £49 for coach, entry, champagne and lunch!

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How much money would you personally consider to be enough? £2m. £1m to spend - Nice house, car, clothes, furniture etc. £1m to invest to give you £80,000 salary a year to spend. And you can leave £2m+ to your kids.

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What are some great old advertisements or jingles? My favourite old adverts are both for drinks; Kia-ora and Um-Bongo:

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What has today taught you? Never put off until tomorrow that which you can do today. I wish I had realised it yesterday.

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How many jellybeans are there in a pack? Well, I was recently bought 1kg of 49 flavour assortment Jelly Bellys. I've eaten about half of them in 10 days, and I'm a bit of a piggy so I guess quite a few.

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What is the perfect breast size nowadays It's all good.

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How would you describe the closest beach to you? nice or manky? She's lovely, and you really shouldn't call her that.

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What was the best pasty, or ice cream you have ever tasted, and where did you get it from? The best pasties are from the Cornish Bakehouse. I like Beef & Stilton. Mmmmm.

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Who do you want to punch in the face? Mohammad Ali. Just so that I can say I did.

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Has anyone here ever been to jail or to prison and if so, for what? Many, many turns. I love Monopoly.

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Is it a bad sign if you're repeatedly arguing with inanimate objects? Not really. I've dated a few girls who could generously be described as inanimate.

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Who lives in the uk and what part? Any1 in plymouth? :) Bristol, so not far love.

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What is the best type of sex? Male. Women are rubbish.

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Who's bigger, Led zepp or the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones. There are only 4 people in Led Zeppelin.

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Do you have someone from your past that you find impossible to forget? Richard Whitely.

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When I kiss my boyfriend in the street (or anywhere public for that matter) I'm not sure what to do when he gets an erection. I don't want to pull away, because then everybody will see, but sometimes we really need to part (like when i'm catching a bus) Whisper into his ear 'Can you imagine your gran having sex with your grandpa?'

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Can you describe yourself in one word? Pointless.

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What is your favourite car? FIGARO! Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, FIGARO!

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Do you urinate in the shower? (Yes, this is a serious question, as I've had men tell me that they do.) Of course. If I went out and played football and got covered in shit, I'd come home and take a shower. I think my pee is cleaner than the stuff I wash off of myself, plus you can aim directly at the hole if you're a guy.

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Do you judge people when they use poor grammar? Yes. But then, I am a Judge.

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What famous Musician have you Met? What did you ask them? I met Dionne Warwick whilst driving along the interstate I-280. I stopped to ask her directions.

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Would you be happy if you never saw cash again? ie...everything done online or via cards. Yup. The ladies get so disappointed when they ask me if I have a roll of quarters in my pocket, and I actually do.

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Spring is here at last! has anybody been gardening? I've done a spot of uphill gardening.

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Since James Brown passed away, has there been a newly elected "Godfather" or "King" of Soul? There is a Prince.

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Why can't I be you? (De do do do, do do di) That's a great song. Woah. Deja-Vu, Joe...

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Which is your favourite nut? The nuts on this site.

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Do your dreams ever scare you? I had one last night where this girl from work had broken into my house and tried to make coffee but spilled the whole cafetiere over the kitchen worktop. I woke up in a cold sweat!

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Tounge pierced on friday now its monday and still swollen what should i do? Couple of co-codamol. I'd recommend the 500/30s as they really have a kick to them.

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Is it possible to die of a broken heart? If it's been broken with an axe.

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Does anybody remember Ray Connif? i loved his Xmas songs :) He looks like he's really constipated in this.

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Come on lads.. have ever just once tried a ladies shoe on (or any undies) just because you were curious? ;) I like to dress up as Carmen Miranda with the whole fruit hat thing and dance about to samba. Chica Chica Boom Chic!

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I've noticed that the AB leader board is unchanged...would you be annoyed if you had earned the golden cup this week and couldn't bathe in all its glory? :) I could not give less of a shit.

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I have been advised to take a wok. I think this is weird. I was told I would feel better. Has anyone else done this? Did it make you feel better? I don't get it. I'm not sure I even know anyone with a wok. I've got a wok.

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I have also been giving additional points in other dimensions. Is this wrong? I think you should lay off the acid dude.

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Sometimes I ask the wrong question. Should I still expect a correct answer? Possibly to the wrong question, but probably not to the right one. Would that still be a correct answer?

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Are you ready to settle down with one person? Absolutely. It's a shame she just married someone else, huh?

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I've just had a run in again with the garden squirrel and he's sitting on the fence with a grin on his face. Anyone else had an altercation with an animal and come out second best? I once had a debate with a goldfish on the real existence of objects beyond the mind. Being a nominalist, he could not appreciate my point of view so I fried the twat and ate him with come chips and mushy peas. As it turned out, he was infested with worms and I ended up puking for a week!

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If Coca Cola got you drunk , would you drink it? It does and I do. You just have to add bourbon.

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Why are the pixies (music band) so good? Genius? (First 'proper' band I saw live, July 1991, Crystal Palace Bowl, aged 15. Awesome.)

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Is it okay if I take a shower? As long as you bring it back once you've finished.

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I seek equilibrium in my "My Points" box. Is this a reasonable desire? a reason for anyone to be jealous? or tall? None of the above. You suffer from OCD.

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In a relationship do you prefer covalent or ionic bonding? Neither. I prefer bondage.

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When you made it to Wiz level did you find yourself going to the bathroom more often? or just spending more time there? I started watching Wizbit and Wizadora much more. My dyslexic friend started buying the comic 'Viz'.

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How do i connect a wii and ps2 to the same tv I have a Wii and an Xbox and I connect the Wii via the red/white/yellow composite cables to the side of the TV and the Xbox via Scart to the back of the TV. If you have insufficient sockets in your TV, try buying a scart splitter from your local electronics store that you can plug into the TV scart and into which you can insert a number of scarts.

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How would you describe your exes (in as close to ONE word each as you can)? Example: (1) mama'a- boy, (2) sex-maniac, (3) split-personality, (4) almost perfect . Women.

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Can you give me an example of 'so wrong but so right'? Bum sex.

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Have you ever been trapped in a box? Yes. I actually lived in one for a while:

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Who is the hottest tennis player? Still Anna:

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I want to become a Realtor (or Estate Agent for UK folks) What skills will I need? Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, drawing skills...

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Which ABer has the most kissable lips? Proof needed ;) Which set?

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What would you do if you saw someone standing right outside your window at night? Call the circus. I live on the 17th floor.

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Who was the most beautiful person in history? Well, I went to an all boys school. As I'm not a poowilly, I didn't really think any of them were that cute.

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What's good for diarrhea? Vinegar? Hmmm. I'd just try a dodgy kebab. Usually gives me the shits.

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For girls: During the day do you wear Thongs, Boy shorts, Bikini briefs, grandma panties, or simple low rise briefs, or nothing at all. White lacy French knickers with matching bra. Every time.

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What makes you gag? Anne Summers. Why, so you know where I can get one tailor made?

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How would you like to die? Freak sex-swing accident with Kylie Minogue.

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Just heard on the news that Jerremy Beedle has died how sad is that Indeed. Although he was intensely irritating to many, he was a very popular entertainer and became famous despite suffering from Poland syndrome. Having just read about him on Wikipedia it seems that he had been very ill recently, suffering from kidney cancer, leukaemia and pneumonia.

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I have just finished composing a suicide letter to all of you at answerbag. will someone please, please convince me to rip it up? I think you should go and read your own profile. What happened to that outgoing, exciting, determined person? I'm sure they're still there somewhere...

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What dog would you be if you had to be one? Dogtanian:

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Can you think of or make up any reasons a person would use in an attempt to justify their extramarital affair? Serious, funny, lame, insulting or even the most ridiculous reasons are welcome. I was trying to catch a few venereal diseases for my collection.

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Do you like the Wurzels? ....

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What would be a good thing to collect, that will be an expensive antique in 50 - 100 years time? Petrol.

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Who wants a Rap Battle? Thanks for the -3 you knobjockey.

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I found a round orange pill with g one side and a five on the other . what is it? It's a tango tablet. Eat it and you become big and orange and grow a huge rubber hand that you can slap people round the face with.

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How do pronouce the name: Oedipus? E d puss. Say the letters e and d and you've got it.

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Do you hate January? i know i do, its depressing! You wanna try being a tax specialist, trying to finish off all the tricky tax returns before 31-1 to avoid automatic £100 penalties!

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Are gangbangs fun? Depends - are you gonna be the girl or one of the guys?

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Can you think of a famous film, and insert the word 'crevice' ? Many thanks. Crevice Cake.

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Who wants a Rap Battle? Yo yo yo yo My name is New Matt Ick and I screw like a drill I piss all over you boy, you over da hill You think you good at board games boy but you only dabble 'Cos I'm the king of everything, I pwn you at Scrabble

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Is it possible to actually PMSL ? lol... Yes, but not shit yourself. My friend bought some adult nappies and put one on after his Finals as he'd always wanted to shit himself and thought the amount he'd have to drink that night would help him out. As it turns out he tried and couldn't do it, but did manage to piss himself.

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If AB was a nativity play...which ABers would you cast and as who? Chopsy von Bopsy as God. Saul Good In The Hood as the ass. ;0)

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If you are in a job you can't stand, what would you rather do instead? I would like to be a Space Cowboy.

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What hourly rate do you think nurses/auxilliaries get paid, or should be paid? £15 an hour and all the free Solpadol you can eat.

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Which skilled trades do you think a women would be able to physically handle? (i want to train as an electrician) First learn how to program the video...

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What are your opinions on women in skilled trades? would you hire one? I did try a rent boy once but it turns out he didn't have a vagina. I felt a complete idiot!

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Do you cringe when people spit in public? If it has bits of green in it.

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What do u do wen the world turns their back on you? Stick a post-it on with 'Kick Me'.

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I have been with my boyfriend for three years and I frequently kissed other guys when completely drunk. I decided to go T-total 6 months ago which totally sorted out my problem and I havn't cheated since. Should I tell him about my old bad h It sounds to me as though you may be feeling guilty now because stopping drinking has cleared your head and made you realise you want him. If you only kissed some guys, I don't think he should really mind that much. If you think it would hurt him to tell him, then maybe your guilt is a price you can pay to stop him from feeling hurt.

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What would you do if I sang out of tune? I would shoot you with a .38 outside your New York home.

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What did you seriously believe as a kid that seems hilarious now? When I started secondary school, I had French lessons for the first time. My dad told me that the French for 'spoon' was 'spern' (with a really bad Inspector Clouseau accent). I only got 99% in my French oral GCSE exam.

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What widely consumed foods in the U.S. originated in Germany? Hamburger.

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Have you ever had your heart broken, violently ripped apart and stabbed with a dull knife by someone you thought would make your world complete? Yes, about 10 years ago. I think I'm over it, although I will not let myself become that vulnerable again. Who was it who said 'You should always be in a relationship with someone who loves you more than you love them'?

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I am from england, i t"train" for 40hrs a week and get a stupid "allowance". can anyone help with any laws with regards to how much allowance you are entitled to, if any, and how many hrs you can "train"? Me again! Have you tried the Citizens' Advice Bureau? http://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/

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If you were in a band, and could fill any role, you'd be the: vocalist, guitarist, drummer, keyboarist or bassist? Play the triangle.

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Have you got a part of your body that is WAAAY bigger than it should be? My ears. I look at bit like Gary Lineker standing in front of the FA cup whilst wearing a set of ear muffs.

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I'm a maestro now,. Why does it go unnoticed , whilst everyone else gets a Oscar? It is a compliment. Only the loud, obnoxious ABers get congratulated.

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Who do think is the most fanciable male/female on AB? I'm not aware of any hermaphrodite ABers.

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I'm being trained. i'm only being paid a certain amount of money, which is def less than minimum wage and doing quite a lot of hours. is there any (english) law on apprenteships (sp) for work/wage? any help appretiated!! Unfortunately not. Modern apprentices are exempt from minimum wage regulations. I was on £100 per week when I started training as a chef, and was working 60+ hours a week. My girlfriend was recently a modern apprentice at a travel agents, and started on £60 per week. If you are over 26, then the minimum wage regulations do apply, but this is fairly uncommon as most modern...

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Are you a Beginner(1-2), a Novice(3-4), a Contributor(5-9), a Wiz(10-14), a Authority(15-19), a Expert(20-29), a Professor(30-39),a Brain(40-49),a Sage (50-59) ,a Maestro(60-69), a Guru(70-79),or an Swami(80-89)? Yes, I am.

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Where can I learn Russian for free? If you have iTunes, try searching for a podcast to teach you Russian - I found a Japanese one for someone that was very good.

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You know how a lot of girlslike british or australian accents. Well do british or australlian boys like girls with american accents? Depends - I think NY and Californian accents are cool, but deep south really doesn't do it for me.

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What's the fastest wheelchair ever made? (a manual chair, and separately, a powered chair) http://www.engadget.com/2004/08/30/the-jet-powered-wheelchair/

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What part of your body do you hate being cold? My balls. I'm never buying that 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel' again...

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What is your favourite type of sausage? English link - pork & leek. Dry - Chorizo.

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How do you stop someone you care about from using chewing tobacco? They know it causes cancer, but they don't seem to care. Try telling them how much you care, and that it is upsetting you. Get some nicotine gum. Hide the tobacco and throw a tantrum, for a last resort.

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Men, what color lingerie do you like on your woman? White and lacy.

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Are you snooker loopy? Genius:

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What is the best car, by far? The Bugatti Veyron is widely considered to be the 'concorde' of motor cars: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Veyron

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I just got my cat last week and she has had the runs the entire time. I dont have enough money right now to take her to the vet and was wondering if there is anything i could do to help her out till i get paid this week. Worming worked for us - buy something from the pet store. But you really must take her to the vets as soon as you can.

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Why is chyaz so pretty? and does this have anything to do with mine and chys brain connection thingy ma giggy would love an answer:D xxx Maybe she gets it from her mum?

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Isnt chy gorgeous? (See picture the beautiful blonde haired girl!) To me she is the most beautiful thing ever to pass before my eyes <3 You both seem lovely. I especially like the way you answer a question together.

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What is the reality of God's word becomg human, Jesus Christ known as? Dogma.

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Are you satisfied with the avatar that you are using now, if not, can you share some new ideas for future avatars? I like my username to be a play on my first name 'Matt'. Once I have that, I find a picture that fits with the name, so I've had: Matt Adore Matt A Horn Matt A Hari Slip Matt Door Matt Matt Paint Matt Ress

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Is Tom Hanks the best actor of his generation? What is his best film? He is very good, but I much prefer baddies. Gary Oldman rocks.

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What can be used to treat a cut which occurred while shaving the vaginal area? Kissing. x

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How many 4 letter words can you make from the words summer vacation? Cums.

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What do you order at Starbucks? The cutlery. But then I work there.

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If you had to smoke, would you smoke weed or cigarettes and why? Crack. It's yummy.

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Describe your handwriting. Do you like it? ....

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Evening bag-slags, Hows it hanging? To the left, as always. I think it's because I'm right handed.

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What's the strangest job you've ever had? For a couple of months I did door to door charity fundraising. It might sound pretty tame, but when you realise that you spend 10 hours a day knocking on random strangers' front doors and walking away 5 minutes later with their bank account details and signature on a direct debit form, it's actually pretty weird.

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Why do transformers ''hum''? The robots in disguise are trying to get out.

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Whats the worst username you could call yourself? Twat Adore?

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Will you have cola, root beer, or orange soda? None of the above. It's got to be Dr Pepper.

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What was the best live performance you ever experienced? Hayseed Dixie at Bristol Academy. Those guys seriously rock.

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What is your favourite car? I've never seen a guy driving one, but I love the Nissan Figaro: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Figaro

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What could cause a 91 f-150 lariat to flood besides the map sensor? A hurricane?

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Guys: when is the least appropriate time to become erect? In the shower, after playing squash with your prospective father-in-law for the first time.

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Turn on your TV RIGHT NOW!! what show is on right when you turn it on? Shameless. Not as funny as it used to be, but better than most of the other shit that's on.

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What are some examples of the ways men and women's brains work differently? Women's brains work?

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Today, (that is, the day you submit your answer,) how much does 1 TB of storage space cost? A 1/2 TB hard drive from PC world is £69.99, so I guess that would make 1TB £139.98. Great question - assuming you are referring to when we used to buy computers with 8MB of memory and think we would never use it all!

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Which answerbaggers name do you like the most? Bob Blaylock. It has a certain ring to it.

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If pi is undending, does this mean there is, at some point, a string of zeroes just short of an infinity long within its digits? If so, might mathematicians in the future encounter this string of zeroes and assume they've found the end? No. Pi is an irrational number. This means that it cannot be expressed as a fraction, and therefore its decimal expansion does not recur at any point.

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What is the goofiest way you've misheard song lyrics? 'Excuse me, while I kiss this guy' - Purple Haze/Jimi Hendrix.

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Okay well I was having a problem with my hair for a while now so I decided to shave it. How long until it gets to shoulder length? On average hair is supposed to grow about an inch a month, or a foot in a year. Shoulder length will probably take 1-2 years.

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Tell me a good strategie on poker Wear 10 pairs of pants.

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Journel entry for horse sold for cash Depends on what you are going to do with the horse. If you are a horse dealer, then: Dr purchases Cr cash If you own a riding school: Dr fixed assets Cr cash

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What is your favorite food to eat when you are feeling down? Mashed potato. Hopefully with sausages, mushy peas and gravy.

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I just got DayQuil and NightQuil in a combo pack!!! What is your favorite thing you get in a pack? Wolves.

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What are some words that, no matter how many times you look them up, you still can never get the spelling quite right? Necessary is my nightmare word. It is necessary to wear one collar and two socks - that's how you remember the spelling! Mine used to be parallel - I always put paralell!

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Let's get to know one another? Smoker? Drinker? Any kind of illicit drug use in your history? Heavy ex-triple sod user. Now I stick to the Clarkey Cats.

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I was burning a DVD on my computer, and when I checked out the preview, it was upside down! I was able to watch the file normally on my computer, but I don't know why the preview is like that. I burned another DVD before, and it was fine. What's wrong? Do you live in Australia?

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What do you believe is hiding in the recently discovered small chamber under the Sphinx? And why is the Egyptian government being so secretive? A litter tray.

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Men, Whats the dumbest or funniest thing a woman ever said to you during a 'special cuddle' lol...? I asked a girl if she wanted a cup of tea. She said she'd rather I did it to her again. It wasn't particularly funny, but it sure put a smile on my face.

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I want to be nude in public without having to resgister as a sex offender. Any suggestions? Become a 'performance artist'.

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What's the most alcohol you have drunk in one night? I can just about do a bottle of Bourbon, but then I usually fall over.

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Hi, I have virtually no friends and some serious depression issues; I snap at everyone around me and I'm constantly getting into arguments with family. I have no one to talk to, and let's say that getting a therapist isn't an option. What should I do? Try doing some exercise, preferably something that can get your aggression out like boxing or a racquet sport. It helped me.

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I met these girls teh other night.. not at the ssame time.. based soley on physical appearence http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h116/orangepineapple79/IMG_2100.jpg or http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h116/orangepineapple79/meinssclose.jpg The first one. She looks more down to earth.

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Is it real that the chinese don't have any new year celebration? No, but they don't celebrate new year on 31 December as we do. The date changes from year to year as they use the lunisolar calendar. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_New_Year#New_Year_dates

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My aunt heard a mother who named her newborn daughter "Latrine". What is the worst name you've ever heard a child be named? I knew a girl called Juliette Allcock.

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How many boy names that start with an U can you name? 6.

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Grandma who was run over by santas reindeer was saved and now grandma is pregnant with santas elf baby what should they name it? Mary Christmas.

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What does your vagina look like? Have you ever seen B A Baracus from above?

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What do your breasts look like? Chicken, 200gms each, frozen.

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Does answerbag plan on a built-in spell checker that can be run before a question or answer is posted? The most irritating mistakes, i.e. confusing your/you're and there/their/they're wouldn't get picked up by a spell checker. If you want one for yourself, just use Firefox rather than Internet Explorer, which has one built in.

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UK: how many driving lessons with an official driving instructor are you legally required to take? None. It is not a requirement.

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Family Modesty? Where/are you modest around your family? My waist.

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"The pen is mightier than the sword" [Who] said that? (How many huge razor sharp pens have you ever seen?) You've obviously never seen Casino:

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Is Leona Lewis (X-factor UK winner) a haemophilliac? Why does she keep bleeding? Probably her hormones.

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What is the dallas cowboys record over the past 20 years Home on the range?

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Aiden or Mr. Big? No, thank you, I just had a Bratwurst.

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What are two tips for creating an academic document not mentioned on any resource information? The top of Mount Everest, and some asparagus.

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Which AB member do you want to kiss under the MistleToe? None, but I'd like to kiss a few on the Camel Toe.

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Which AB member do you want to kiss under the MistleToe? You, you great big hunk of monk.

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ShoppingSheryl and Curious Frank have told me in a comment thread that they use their real name as their user name. Anyone else who uses their real name here? If not, would you consider using your real name? My user name changes regularly, but always contains 'Matt', which is my real name. I have nothing to hide.

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What are the main racial classications of the human race? eg. One is caucasian, and so on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_%28classification_of_human_beings%29

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What celebrity would you most like to be stranded with on a desrted island and why? Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. He could find, catch, kill and then cook anything edible that was available.

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What are Answerbaggers hoping to find in their Christmas stockings for 2007? They're not my stockings, but:

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Help please? if a triangel is not to scale and i have the angels and base how to i find the height?? (not too complex explination please, im a bit mathsaphobic) If the triangle is right angled, you can use simple trigonometry to calculate the length of any of the other sides. If not, you will need to draw a line perpendicular to the base thus dividing the triange into two right angled triangles. You can then use trigonometry to calculate the height, provided you know where the perpendicular hits the base. Give me the info you have and I'll...

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Do dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa? On.

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Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? The speedometer should cover the speed the car can do. Otherwise, the speedometer would read the wrong speed when the car was going faster than the maximum. Now, why do we build cars than can go faster than the maximum speed limit? Well, that's a different question. People like to drive fast. The faster a car can go the less it will wear down when going at the speed limit. And...

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Well girls see how you like this question,when i make love to a girl i like to start out with her sitting on my face with her day old panties on and her saying to me,now suck them good then you can have what under neat them for desert. That's not a question.

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I want to get pregnant with twins ..how do i do that Have sex with both of them?

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What do men do every day that women do only once a year? The washing up?

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What's your favorite Simon & Garfunkle song? Homeward Bound. My dad used to sing it when we were driving home from my Gran's when I was little.

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Will you marry me? Hmmm. Matt Anonymous. Doesn't really have a ring to it, does it?

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What's the nerdiest thing about you? I like answering maths questions. Any maths questions.

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Any tips on fishing? Try asking a question congratulating a user on becoming Brain/Sage/Maestro.

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Am I drinking too much coffee if my urine does in fact smell like coffee? Either that or you spilled some on your scarf.

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If you could only say one thing to your significant other each day, what would it be? Only one thing? Erm, "Get me six beers"!

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How is a weak acid differnt from a strong acid? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weak_acid http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_acid I have an A-Level in chemistry and I'm sure I studied this, but the articles might as well be in Greek now!

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I'm going on a job interview tomorrow, any last minute advice? Don't do this:

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What do you think of when you think of England? Home.

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Have you ever listened to a song and been sure it was written about you? What was it? You Fat Bastard:

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Is my Cat trying to tell me something when she licks her lips while looking at me? Yes - she wants to borrow your chapstick.

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Isn't it a little awkward giving birth in front of a doctor? It depends - how fast is he running?

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Who is tha best looking answerbag user!? Shelby. In every photo.

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I enjoy being lame sometimes, do you? How lame are you? I just stubbed my toe, so a little bit lame. I don't like it. It hurts.

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Is there anything you hate about christmas? what is it? Fucking Carol singers. Twats.

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13. The remainder when 200^2006*6^2006 +2006 devided by 8 is 6. And don't call me 13.

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I did something horrible and I don't know how to fix it. How do you fix your problems? Try flushing again. If that doesn't get rid of it, call a plumber.

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Is anyone else absolutely terrified of needles? No, but I don't like noodles.

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Why does 0!=1? If n! = n x n-1 x n-2 ... x 1 x 0 then every factorial would be zero. This would be pointless, so factorials stop at 1, and therefore 0! = 1.

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Which is correct: I talked to my mom, or I talked with my mom? Depends - is she listening?

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Gears of war is the game ever halo3 is poopoo Yeah, but people who play Halo 3 can write properly.

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Do you wear glasses? What colour are they? I like brown rims.

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Do you know any one who hates xmas? Jack Skellington.

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How do you make traditional Christmas turkey stuffing and how should you stuff the turkey? When I first became a chef, my boss gave me this recipe and I have used it ever since: 2 banana shallots 1/4 pt dry sherry Fresh thyme 1 can of chestnut puree 1lb sausagemeat Sweat the shallots in a frying pan then transfer into a bowl. Fry the sausagemeat then transfer into the same bowl as the shallots. Deglaze the pan with the sherry. Return the sausagemeat &...

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Whats your ideal sunday? Chocolate & hazlenut with whipped cream.

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What's the sweetest thing your bf/gf has done for you? Bum sex.

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Name a word that starts with the letter "Z" and ends with the letter"A".Or is it too hard for you? Za. Remember that one next time you play Scrabble!

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In what ways can an obese person outperform a lean and muscular person? Pie eating contest?

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Name that Movie! What movie has only 1 female role, and that role was completely non-sexual or romantic? (hint, it's less than 20 years old) Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels. The only female is the dealer at the poker game.

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I say love, you think of? Tennis.

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How many friends in your friends list have an answerbag bag for an avatar? I have no friends.

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If an Answerbag question is asked in a language that you don't understand is there any point in you responding to it? I asked a question that wasn't in English and it got flagged as nonsense: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/419815

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Aside from cologne or that Ax body spray kind of stuff, what do you put in a 15 year old boy's stocking? He plays drums (no drumsticks, has many), lasertag, and video games. Looking for stocking stuffer prices, too! Beer, porn and chocolate. In fact, forget the main presents. Just get him that.

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What is the best way to break up with someone? Be a man. Just stop calling.

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I need a picture of the flying fox bat. Can anyone direct me in finding one? http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=flying%20fox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi Take your pick!

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Did you like your parents growing up? I didn't know them growing up. They would have had to have had me pretty young.

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How much time out of the day do you think you waste doing nothing of significance? I sometimes stroke my cat. That is a complete waste of time. I get nothing back.

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What happened to Cher? Or do you really care? (rhymes) She said she believed in life after love. But choked on a bone and ascended above.

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If your level will ever be equal to your rank odds are it will happen at 59 and at no other.. agree or disagree? I agree - at the moment. However, as more people join and the top Baggers' levels increase, this will rise - i.e., eventually there will be more than 59 baggers over level 59. Good question!

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How much should i pay for an engagement ring? The general rule, like fancyfeast says, is a month's salary. I have no idea if that is before or after tax.

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Do you want to know a secret? Not unless you want it to stop being a secret.

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How many different musical instruments can you play? Only one - the pink trombone.

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Can you get pregnant again if your already pregnant but not that far along? If you mean 'can you get pregnant again when you are, say, 6 weeks pregnant, then have one baby 33 weeks later and one 39 weeks later', you really need to pay more attention in sex education classes.

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Do you have any Thanksgiving leftovers you'd like to share with me? I have a hangover and some regret you are welcome to.

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How can i gain my last 2 points to reach level 5, before going to bed? Congratulate someone on reaching a particular level on AB!

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I'm bored. Can you entertain me? No. But Robbie Williams probably could.

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Do you have any good tattoo ideas? Yeah - don't get one.

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My question is can they sue the individuals for the money they put in for a percentage of the company. I thought that was one of the reasons to form a corporation, to protect the individual. Thanks Ok. 'They' are shareholders. They buy shares which means they own a percentage of the company. They may be paid dividends on those shares and are entitled to a share of the profits upon winding up. The shareholders appoint directors to run the company. The company is a separate legal entity to the shareholders and the directors. It can do certain things that a human could do,...

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If you HAD to give up one of your beliefs, in order to continue living, which would it be? That smoking is good for you.

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What was the stupidest question you've ever asked? Apparently this: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/419815 as it was marked as nonsense. Or maybe this: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/470466 Same deal. They make sense to me.

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Who is the funniest person on Answerbag? Bob Blaylock.

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If you tell someone to kill themselves, and they do, can you be held responsible? Probably in America.

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What do you enjoy doing after you've had sex? Usually have a shower. Dirty girls.

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Is there anything on the market that will help a man not "cum" so fast?? my boyfriend cums usually within five minutes and i hate it. Try getting him to wear two condoms. Or get him drunk. That always works for me, but don't get him too drunk or you'll have the opposite problem!

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Would you like to debate with me on Creation/Evolution? No. I take the same stand on AB as I do at dinner parties. No religion or politics.

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What is your favorite strain of Marijuana? The White Widow in Amsterdam is lovely. Sweet tasting, strong but mellow.

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How often do you curse? If someone has done something really nasty, I may turn them into a toad.

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What's you're talent? Correct punctuation.

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Do you know who Marky Mayo is? No, but I know who Marky Mark is:

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If AB announced plans for an AB Picnic, how far would you travel to attend? Well, I'd want to have a drink so I'd need to be able to walk home. About 2 miles?

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I have a Packard Bell laptop and Windows XP? How can I see how much memory I have left? Go to Start->My Computer, then right click on C: and select Properties. You will be able to see how much space your hard drive has remaining.

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What is the song in the new bonds underwear ad with portugese language? The only song I know in Portugese (as it's Brazilian) is Mas Que Nada:

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Can you name a team (any sport) that doesn't end in the letter "s"? Arsenal.

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What is your favourite Italian restaurant? Giovanni's in Barnstaple. The atmosphere makes it.

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If I was to tell you that time travel is possible, and that the proof is, I know this question will get less than ten answers, would you answer it just to prove me wrong, or would you like to think it is true? No. 5 more needed.

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Guess who tried to slip his 40th birthday past us? It's our own epitome of Guatemalan maleness, barcaluv67! Who wants to join me in wishing him a happy birthday? Happy Birthday.

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What goes best with salsa? Tequila. And Cuban heels.

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Name a country you probably never thought about going to? Afghanistan.

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F U N E M? S, V F M. F U N E X?

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Whats your favourite wesite other than AB? Top three: 1. Wikipedia 2. Facebook 3. Free6 Ok, maybe they're the wrong way around...

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Can you get drunk by eating loads of green seedless grapes all at once? No, because they have not fermented. You CAN get pissed from eating fallen apples though - it happens to cows sometimes.

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What nascar driver do you want to see in a wreck? Dastardly!

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What are good gifts to get your little brother for Christmas? He is two years old. Any suggestions? My little brother is 5. What are you on about?

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What mistake that you've made, is one you have learnt nothing from? Thinking that 17th Tequila is a good idea...

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What is your favorite song from The Police? This one:

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If you were to get hitched with an ABer, who would it be? Shelby. She's really sweet, and unbelievably hot.

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If you could be a Character from Smallville, who would you be? Tiny Tim.

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What's a guilt trip? When you go on holiday to buy gold.

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What kind of transaction decreases a liability and increases a liability Paying creditors from an overdrawn bank account.

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How much did the outfit you're wearing today cost you? Three piece suit, handmade on Saville Row.....£5,000 Italian silk boxers.....£80 Forbes black Oxfords.....£500 Patek Philippe.....£25,000 Sitting at home on my own with no one to appreciate it.....priceless.

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Who has the best avatar on AB? At the moment Ragamuffin: http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=162849

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There is a game where you can only answer one person's questions with other unique, relevant, non-rhetorical questions. Would you care to play? Did you copy my idea Eli?

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What is your accent? Well, that was easy. http://www.mediafire.com/?4xd1mcym5gx

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I'm a Twizzler fanatic...does anyone else like twizzlers? Yes. And I like the alligator Bob. And my favourite drama movie is "bloodsucking freaks", just like yo momma.

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Do you think it is possible for llamas (not alpacas) to achieve world domination? The alpacas will rule you all! Vive la revolution!

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Why do I taste pennies? Because Penny tastes yours?

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Men - You wake one morning, discovering that every girl and woman in your life is now unable to speak. How do you feel about? If only it was every girl in the world. Then I'd finally get some peace.

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I have a puppy (only a few days old) that will scream and cry for what seems like forever until I pick him up and then he usually goes right to sleep...what's the deal? He misses his mum. Try putting a clock under his bed - the ticking may comfort him. Get used to leaving him alone at night though - the longer it takes, the harder it will be.

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Would you like to be our next US president? Homer Simpson.

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What type of bed do you have? Flower.

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If money were not an issue, would you still work? I would, but I'd do what I want to do really - run a restaurant.

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Do you live with anyone with O.C.D? When I pair my socks, if I find singles I have to throw them away, even if the other singles are in the basket or washing machine somewhere. At least I get through all my Christmas presents.

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I am a Nanny and the people I work for don't really have many healthy options to feed their kids after school. What are some quick and easy after school snacks that are healthy? Cherry tomatoes - so sweet! Toasted wholemeal pittas, cut into strips, served with hummous/salsa/tzatziki.

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When you drop a piece of bread that has jelly spread on one side, is it more likely to land jelly side up or jelly side down? WHY? Many have taken Sod's Law as the root causal factor for why toast always falls butter side down. This is incorrect. The real answer lies in simple physics. A falling piece of bread is influenced by several factors. The major one is gravity. The second and often overlooked one is height of the standard kitchen counter. The third factor is the size of the bread. The fourth and final factor...

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Whats your favourite gore moment in a film? I love the girl getting hit by the bus in Final Destination Or the guy who gets decapitated by glass in The Omen. Or the rack in Saw III. Ooooooh, so many.

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Where shall I hide all the chocolate so my family doesn't eat it all? The only safe place is in your tummy!

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Do any of yall know any millionaires? If so... How did they make their money? Drop it from a really tall building. See how fast it goes!

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Any tips for making over easy eggs easier? They seem to be hard to flip and the yolk always bursts... Start with a cold pan. Cook the underneath slowly, then put the pan underneath a grill to finish the tops - that way you don't need to flip them.

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When you purchase an "unlocked" cell phone that has bluetooth, will bluetooth be disabled because the phone is unlocked? A phone is locked when it will only work with sim cards from specific networks. Unlocking a phone removes this restriction so that any sim card can be used. Bluetooth is entirely unrelated and is for transferring files wirelessly between phones or using handsfree units. Unlocking a phone will not affect bluetooth.

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What's the most effective sort of gag? Personally I like "Knock, Knock" jokes.

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What is your dream career and why? A Psychoanalyst.

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I'm having thirty guests for Thanksgiving any advice? Make sure you wear loose trousers.

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Do you crochet? No, but I like croquet.

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Who are some famous FEMALE chefs? I'd like to know them. :) :-/ Monica in Friends.

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What are your two favorite ice cream toppings? Nipples.

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What do you consider yourself an expert at? Procrastination.

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When you are upset ,is there someone you would you like to just wrap their arms around you and tell you everything is going to be fine? Yeah:

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How do I use up the cream cheese after the bagels are gone? Make a cheesecake.

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What catagory have you never clicked on to look for questions on AB? Adult.

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My dog wont go out between 7 PM onwards because of the fireworks going off for Guy Fawkes Night. Anyone having a similar problem? My two cats are curled up on the bed. So yes.

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What is indicated when the water reaches the plimsoll line on a ship? You need to change your shoes.

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Where can I get the lyrics for...Life's a bit*ch - Eminem Ft. Ludacris? An asterisk replaces a letter in a word.

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What song, best describes, how you feel, right now? It's Saturday night!

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Do you have a Samsung A707 cell phone, do you like it? No, and no.

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Would you ever let your women hold you P**** while you pee, and women would you ever hold it for him? I've tried asking loads but they always say no.

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I've been curious about this. Hey you MEN out there, what is the difference between attractiveness, pretty, cute, gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, and good looking?? What is better (least-best order) and why? What adds to these attributes and what do YOU prefer In the animal kingdom, species survive by reproducing. An individual must want to have healthy offspring for this to happen. Male and female creatures have different priorities when mating caused by their differing roles in the process. A female, if she conceives, must bear the young and (usually) raise it, so prioritises the quality of the male she mates with. A male needs to ensure...

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Are all orange tabby cats male No, but it is more likely. I bought an orange cat and assumed it was male, but it turned out to be female. The vet said that there are 3 males to every 1 female due to the genetics of gingerness.

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Why are some of AB's best questions identical to one's on great question websites? Are you saying AB is not a great question website?

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Who wants to join me in wishing our good friend, Rickster, a very happy Big 5-0? Are you going to Hawaii?

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Do you close the bathroom door even if your the only one in the house? No - it's the only time I can still watch the TV whilst dropping the kids off at the pool.

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Do you have any "perks" with your job? The girl who sits opposite me has a couple.

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Ragamuffin has just made Sage. Who would like to join me in congratulating the Muffin on his fine accomplishment? Sage? I'm sure I could smell a different herb.

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How do people act when they are on cocaine After 1 line - like a kid on Christmas morning before any presents have been opened - excited, running about and chatting incessantly. After 2 lines - like a kid on Christmas day morning - tearing the wrapping paper off the presents in a frenzy. After it's all gone - like a kid on Christmas day lunchtime - having to eat dinner but just wanting to play with the toys. After...

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What is your favorite way to cook beef? The best beef in the world is an Aberdeen Angus fillet steak, cooked bleu on a char grill. I honestly think I could eat that every night for the rest of my life. If I won the lottery.

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G'day Mate! what is one phrase that is unique to your country? I live in England with loads of dodgy geezers.

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What sort of food would you like to see on a stick? Prawns.

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Are you bitter? I'm a bitter fastud.

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When is a nice day for a white wedding? Christmas, but it really needs to snow.

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Have you ever eaten fried baloney? What's baloney?

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Have you ever eaten marmite? Every day. I usually have one piece of toast with marmite and one with crunchy peanut butter, then take alternate bites.

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How do u feel after having sex? Wet.

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Imagine any AB'er of your choice dressed up in costume for Halloween... Which AB'er came to mind and what costume was he/she wearing? Bob Blaylock as an evil headmaster with a cane.

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When you hear the word bush, what do you think of? Minge.

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Anyone agree with me that Raggamuffin is a cool guy? No, he's hot: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1371566

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What was the most drastic song youve ever heard? Kim by Eminem, or Hit 'Em Up by 2Pac. Kim is pretty obvious, but if you read the background to Hit 'Em Up it's pretty severe.

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Who is the greatest pianist who has ever lived? Glenn Gould.

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Suppose a consumer can't tell the difference between Tide and Cheer laundry soap, he only cares about getting his laundry done. Therefore when he goes shopping, will he always buy the cheaper one? There are some people who always buy the most expensive, because they think it is the best. Certain companies use this as a marketing method. It is known as differentiation. For example, some people will always do their weekly food shopping at Marks & Spencer, when much of their produce is similiar to supermarkets (i.e. fruit and veg) but much more expensive. Not all businesses aim to...

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Who would like to join me in a big and well deserved congrats to the ever so beautiful and sweet ChopsyChick on becoming AB's latest sage? Well done Chopsy you deserve it. Not fair. I was here first. Hmmmppffhh. <begrudgingly> Well done. </begrudgingly>

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What do i get to put 24 inch rims on my monte carlo 1973 24 inch rims, surely?

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What does your desk look like? (take a pic if possible) It's a bit messy at the moment:

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What are the top 5 football/soccer teams in the world? As of now (24 October 2007) 1. Arsenal 2. Arsenal 'B' 3. Arsenal Ladies 4. Arsenal reserves 5. Arsenal youth team

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Wanna buy a monkey? Can I play with it first?

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What's the worst disease to have? Motor Neurone disease looks like it bites. I imagine I could only cope with it if I had a brain as big as Steven Hawking so that I could escape in my head.

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Ever been to Italy? Just came back from Tuscany actually. It is beautiful, but the best bit was the wood burning pizza oven built into the villa we stayed in. Mmmmm, pizza.

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Do or Did you wear braces? Yes, but I always found a belt much more effective.

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How do you get you 3 year old to stop saying that it is your mess and you need to clean it up, when they just dumped out all of their toys in the middle of the floor? I have tried to put in time out, also tried to spank, and explained in kid terms that. Shit in their bed, then tell them it's their mess and they need to clean it up. The irony never fails to strike a chord with toddlers.

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Has anyone ever been on a game show on TV? Check out this extremely polite Bagger's profile: http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=114715

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Iv enjoyed the cheerful mood on AB today, have you? No. I had to swap my Cure CD for ABBA.

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What do you do when you have a question that is too long to fit in the question box? I have one...but I can't shorten it. It's a car question, so car people gather over here! Why are we waiting?

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Have you ever wrapped yourself in luxury? Yes, Dulux Luxury Velvet. I went to a Halloween fancy dress party as a mummy.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Dave. Dave's not here man!

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Who has the most cryptic name on AB? Anonymous.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies?

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Well its me again the only person in the world with more problems than u. So my took ur advice and touched my freind back, but i hav'nt heard back from anyone about my parents. Please some one tell me what i should do. yours truly Poop23. :) Read the answers to your earlier question. Now that I've answered it hopefully others will as it will go back onto the homepage.

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When i was a little kid my parents did stuff to me what should i do? it was only 4 years ago and im having trouble dealing with it. if anyone out there knows what im talking about and if it has happened to you please tell me. please get back soon. Go and talk to your GP who will be able to refer you to someone who can help.

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In COBOL can you move a field defined as PIC 9(08) to a field defined as PIC S9(09) BINARY? No, but I can draw a picture of my winky in Paint.

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What would your first word as a toddler be if you could pick? Drink!

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Whats the worst crime in history in your opinion? The conception of this abomination:

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What's harder to catch, the more you run? Diarrhoea?

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How many miles per year do you drive? Only one, my friend Miles Ross. He doesn't have a car, poor chap.

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As of this moment, how long have you been sober for? About 14 hours. Only another 5 hours to go and then I can start again!

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You'll have to spend a month without speaking, not even a peep. How do you spend it? Watching Friends back to back. Does laughing count as speaking?

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Has anything exiting or life changing happened to you this week? I went to Italy and cooked Pizzas from scratch in an outdoor wood burning pizza oven. That was fun. Sorry about your 'pooter dude.

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How much does mindless conversation bother you? I love it. That's why I'm here.

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Which is your favorite holiday? Gotta be Madge:

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I just crunched up all the Ramen noodles before I opened the bag....Does anyone have a problem with that? Do you wanna step outside?

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Does anybody have people on Answerbag who want to be your Friend but have given you many disagreeable answers and comments in the past? Do you accept or deny? After an incident, I decided that it was better not to have friends. It's like a wedding - you just upset the people you don't invite. Much better to just fly to Vegas and do it on your own.

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Guys!!! would u rather have the sexyest girl ever, but doesnt treat u right and cheats on u, or would u rather have the girl thats a little on the chubby side, but gives u all her heart to you and is loyal to u? I like the chubby ones. They are much more grateful.

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What is Hilary Clinton's educational platform An upside-down orange box.

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I have a 1995 Toyota Hiace van, when I turn on the wipers the fuse blows, but when the wiper motor is wired directly to the battery it works. What causing the fuses to blow? Probably a short circuit. Try making it a bit longer.

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Can you wear brown shoes and belt with grey or charcoal pants? No, I don't own any charcoal pants. Damn.

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Who do you think is the best singer of all time? (Male or female) The Futura™ CE-250 Embroidery & Sewing Machine. It has 100 built in stitches, a one-touch pattern selection and Three StayBright LED Lights™ for illumination. Wowser.

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What's the most creative Halloween pumpkin carving you've seen? Itsa me!

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What is it like to be a cop? Ask Firebrand - she is Liverpool all the way!

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The us is ranked 45th in life expectancy of countries of the world, why do you suppose they live shorter lives than so many other countries? Considering that there are 192 countries in the world, the US is in the top 25%, so shouldn't the question really be 'Why do so many countries have a lower life expectancy?'

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What do you put on a roll before you eat it? New boots and panties.

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What have you done for you lately? I had a lovely big wank and thought about this girl at work.

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If you could change one thing about your looks, what would it be? Nothing. I am gorgeous.

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When is the last time you shaved anything? I just shaved my cat:

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Do you believe that tea is great for weight loss? Not really, but then I usually have fish and chips for my tea.

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How do I get my boyfriend to quit smoking? Stop rubbing so hard.

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What are BBC Radio One's Mark and Lard doing now? Mark Radcliffe does a show on Radio 2 with Stuart Maconie: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/radcliffemaconie/

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My brother's fortune cookie's message was "You will soon receive an unexpected inheritance." Is that the worst fortune EVER? No. This is the worst ever:

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What might result from being stabbed in the ear by a tree branch? You wooden be able to hear.

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Why is Ibrahim Issa on trial? Alliteration?

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How many sexual partners do you think is "okay" for a woman to have throughout her life? One. Me.

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How old were you when you got your 1st home computer? 10. I got an Acorn Electron for Christmas and I cried. It was the best present ever!

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Is it ethical to burn a woman alive for engaging in consensual premarital sex? If you're trying to see if she is a witch, why don't you just check to see if she weighs the same as a duck?

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Do you feel old? I watched the England v Tonga Rugby game on Saturday. As Lawrence Dallaglio wasn't playing, I realised that I was older than every England player. That made me feel old.

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What is the funniest thing you have ever seen on a gravestone? Read the left column!

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How can I get an icon to stay in my system tray permanently? Which program specifically? Usually you go to tools->options and select 'minimise to system tray'. To automatically start the program when you boot up, click on start->run then type 'msconfig' and select 'startup' then tick the box next to the program. If you do both of these it should always be there, but you might need to click on (<) to see it.

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OK, since this is a new category, could all the English Answerbaggers kindly state which county they are from or live in? Brizzle. Used to be Somerset, but not anymore!

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How should I prepare if I want to take my pet sloth out for a walk? Have a bit of a lay down.

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Chinese proverb say "Foolish man gives wife Grand Piano, Wise man gives wife Upright Organ" Did that make you laugh? Confucius say: 'Man with no back garden always look forlorn'

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Its our very own AB Nurses birthday in 10 minutes! Who wants to send CHOPSY_CHICK best wishes? This is more like it:

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Do you think its funny when Hillary Clinton laughs? She obviously does.

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Whats the most exotic food you have eaten? I had raw lambs' brains in a Lebanese restaurant. I quite liked it. It was like overcooked fish.

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Can I integrate Joomla and Moodle? Probably not. If you could, you wouldn't have to ask the question.

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Its our very own AB Nurses birthday in 10 minutes! Who wants to send CHOPSY_CHICK best wishes? Beat you to it badboy.

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My personal troll is back, what can we do to welcome them? Gift suggestions? I hear they like to eat goat. Maybe a nice Caribbean goat curry.

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Guys-if you were my man, and you werent picky about gifts ( when i ask him what he wants, the answer is always "i dont need/want anything, i have you!)what could i buy you that you would genuinely like? this would be a dads day gift btw.hes a simple man. Top five gifts in order: 1. Bourbon. 2. Chocolate. 3. Porn. 4. Meat, especially fillet steak. 5. More porn.

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How am i gonna die Kicked to death by skinheads with hobnail boots.

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MEN...have you ever used Viagra, Celias, or any other sex inhancement drugs even though you don't have a problem? No. I tried crack though. It's rather moreish.

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Ragamuffin has just made Sage. Who would like to join me in congratulating the Muffin on his fine accomplishment? Have a banana.

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A nice six-pack, sense of humor or smarts, which is more important? The six pack. You can't drink a sense of humour.

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If you could pick a fight with a celebrity, who would it be? Stephen Hawking. I might have a chance then.

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Who would like to congratulate the congratulators for congratulting people who need congratulating? Me. Well done Raga.

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What's your opinion about when you are served fish and the head is still attached? I think I'm getting my money's worth.

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Where do chicken nuggets come from? Kentucky.

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Do you enjoy high scoring football games or defensive battles? Both. Football rules, but Arsenal rock!

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I'm feeling ignorant, cast your pearls of wisdom upon me? Before you criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they'll be a mile away. And barefoot.

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Who could lend me £120,000? What do you need it for?

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How do you take your mind off of food? Take amphetamines.

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If you like soccer, say yes. No.

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How do u make ur female friend wet? A stuffed Tigger toy and some Cheesy Wotsits usually works for me.

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What are your top 3 favourite songs? or which songs do you think are timeless classics? This is a tough one. 1. Fools Gold by Stone Roses The only indie track I can mix into dance because the drumming is SO tight. 2. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths Being young, discovering The Smiths and listening to The Queen Is Dead over and over and relating to the lyrics of this song. <sigh> 3. Don't Stop Me Now by Queen What a amazing band! Each...

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Girls. Are you into computer games? If so what is your favourite game? My favourite game is Zelda Twilight Princess. I'm not a girl but I love Mario Karts DS online, Halo 2 on Xbox live, Wii Tennis and boardgames, like Backgammon and Chess, which I play online on DS 42 Classic Games. I just like playing against real people.

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Write a short paragraph about Albert Einstein that explains this statement: "As a student he was no Einstein". If you want help with your homework give me a maths problem.

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What is your favorite kind of shoes? I own a pair of Marlboro Cowboy Boots I bought for £60 from T K Maxx that should have cost £450. They are difficult to put on, can only be worn with a very specific outfit, hurt my feet and I cannot drive in them. But I love them. Am I an honorary girl?

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Do you have a fan blowing on you right now? No, but I have one on my laptop to stop it switching itself off!

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Do you have a fan blowing on you right now? I have a fan blowing me right now. Ahh, the joys of rock stardom.

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How do you know? Because of my brain.

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If you were to count, how many people do you have in your entire family? I have a total of 225 relatives. I have about 6 billion relatives.

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Alright, I need to get right up on a rooftop of a high building for an art project. Anyone with information about this kinda stuff would be really helpful. I live in Florida. Ask Banksy: http://www.banksy.co.uk/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banksy

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When 823519 is divided by a number greater than 1, the remainder is three times the remainder obtained by dividing 274658 by the same number. Can you please find the divisor? Please be quick! The answer is 91. I needed to use a spreadsheet to get the answer, but I had algebraically reduced it to 6 possibilities. I can't do it by using mod. Help, Quirkie and Eli!

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Our industry is slow. The company wants to reduce all wages by 10%. Is this OK? What industry do you work in? If you are in a service industry, then wages probably account for 40-50% of turnover. It would be the obvious area to try to cut costs, and the other option may be to lose 10% of jobs whilst everyone has to work 10% harder. Difficult to say.

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Whose the prettiest Kate? Winslett. Mm, mm. Cuddly.

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If the ice melted in the whole world.how much will the ocean rise? Not at all. Water expands by about 4% when it freezes. 4% of an iceberg is above water. Therefore, when it melts, the volume of the water is the same as the volume of the iceberg that was underwater.

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So Jose Mourinho has parted company with Chelsea ; will you miss the special one? No, but my missus will.

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What 'style' of camping do you like = the 'just add water' kind or the gourmet bbq dinner with candle lights on the picnic table? In a tent? Out in the open? Mincing about with a limp wrist talking about Shirley Bassey.

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Where in the hell is Limbo? Under a pole in Jamaica.

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What's your favorite food when you eat out? Mine's a toss up of Mexican and Chinese. Urgh. That sounds disgusting. What do you order - Sweet and sour pork fajitas?

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PMS is supposed to be a woman thing. But did you know that guys experiance the same emotional distress once a month? It just doesnt last as long..;) Sure - the day before payday. I think it is due to a beer deficiency.

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How many trolls on average do you experiance a day? One. Me and two makes tried to cross this bridge and there was one sitting under it. I took his eyes out with a spear and ground him up. Wanker.

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Know any recording artists that have double letters in their name? My name is Matt and I draw and have a VCR.

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Whatever happened to Blowpops? I think you can still buy it, son. But you'll need to find a dealer.

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In your opinion, is it "wrong" to not be very talkative? (Not morally wrong, but socially and otherwise.) Back in a minute.

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It is time for the first annual AB Awards nominations! Choose some categories and nominate users. I would like to nominate Bob Blaylock for the "Services to Grammar and Spelling Award". I have been a Bagger for a few months now. I have only recently encountered Bob. It would appear from many comments I have read about him that he is a somewhat controversial figure on The Bag. I, however, have always found him to be an intelligent human being, one who strives for a better...

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Today is ADHD awareness day. What are you going to do to celebra... Ooooh pretty! *runs after butterfly* Erm.

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If it was the law that you had to wear a hat to work, which type would you choose? WHOOPS! Please flag.

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What is the worst nightmare you have ever encountered while networking multiple clients/operating systems over multiple LAN, WAN or wireless domains? Once, I fell asleep under a desk and dreamed that I was being eaten alive by Vanessa Feltz! <shudder>

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What must someone do on a first date with you,that you wouldn't go out on a second date with them? Not turn up.

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MT FORD TEMPO IS STUCK IN THE DRIVE POSITION YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS BUDDY? MY RELATIONSHIP IS STUCK IN THE REVERSE POSITION.

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Be honest: Do you find newborn babies cute? No, they look like prunes. If I had my way they'd be born at about 2 years old.

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Which remade movie is better than the original? Oceans Eleven.

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Is New Zealand Australia's Canada? Having never been out of Europe, I cannot say. But I love the way you worded the question, and I do know what you mean.

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Why do cheese doodles smell like feet? What are cheese doodles? Do you draw with them?

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What are the most useless channels on cable TV? Porn. I'm too tight to pay for it.

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Do you think Judge Judy would be a good president? About as good as an actor like, I don't know, Ronald Reagan?

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I would genuinly like to know WHY Jesus descended into Hell before ascending into heaven? Yeah, me too.

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What was the very first question, that got you hooked on ab? Same reason as avallach. It was an answer, rather than a question, but this one: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/156334

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Should cell phones be banned in the movies? It would be difficult - e.g. The Matrix. If they didn't have phones, how could they get out?

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Have you experienced any "phishing" questions on AB? Yes: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/358476

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I share a laptop with my partner but I am the administrator. I've noticed that recently each time he finishes browsing the internet (even if I do not see him delete the History file or browser settings under tools) there is no trace of his browsing histor Could be porn, could be looking for your birthday present. I wouldn't jump to any conclusions.

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Did you know that David Yow (Jesus Lizard, Scratch Acid) is the new lead singer for a band called Qui? Yes. You just told me.

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Do you get 'lost' between 'here' and eternity? No, somewhere between the moon and New York City.

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Do you ever follow an emergency vehicle when you are late for work? No. I don't work at the hospital.

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What is worse, an asteroid hitting the Earth travelling straight downwards, or one coming at a very low oblique angle given both being the same size and speed? If it's big enough, no difference - man would be wiped out.

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On a shared computer, is there any way of blocking access to all porn sites? Try this: Open Internet explorer Click Tools -> Internet options -> Content tab. Click 'Enable' under contents and select the appropriate levels. You may also need to ensure that other users do not have administartive rights or they may be able to reset the content levels.

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Text messaging while driving....harsh penalties if caught? Not harsh enough. What is wrong with people?

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What do you think of this atatement? "For in much wisdom is much grief, and increase of knowledge is increase of sorrow." I disagree: Knowledge is power. Information is food for the brain, there's much to gain. So let it rain, let it rain.

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If you could ask one question and know the answer will be the truth. What would you ask? Does God exist?

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What is the chemical difference between oxygen and ozone? Oxygen is O2. Ozone is O3.

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My wife just asked me "Hey, on that Ask-a-bag", could you ask if anyone knows what a sloshing sound in the back of my mom's 2006 Camry could be?" The dealership says it's not the gas tank. Yes, dear. You wouldn't be the first. Some people create accounts on AB just to ask those sort of questions.

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Which do you prefer: Scrabble or Monopoly? Scrabble, but not with real people. Here: http://www.scrabulous.com/

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Celine Dion's voice: golden or annoying? Voice: annoying. Face: annoying.

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You are dieing and have enough breath for one sentence, what do you say? I told you I was ill.

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What is the oldest game that you still playing? On a computer? Probably Tetris. But in real life, probably chess.

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Why do we scratch? 'Cos we hip-hop, dude.

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What's something that you will never grow out of or be too old for? Tony, my Teddy.

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Have you ever wore a bandana No, but I've worn a banana.

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I just found out I'm an expert on the suicide category don't you think that is just sad? No, I think it's hilarious. You're still alive - what do you know? ;0)

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In order, what are your favorite three drinks? Bourbon and coke. Tea. Blood.

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At what age does one trade in one's wife for a younger model? ;) It doesn't matter what age you are - do it when she starts to look like a prune.

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My car turned out to be not as sick as I expected, did all the support I received from my fellow ABers make a difference? If so thank you all :o) It was probably the antibiotics.

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Another question reminded me of this - when I was young it was part of our education that a rectangle was distinct from an oblong. Then everyone seemed to forget about the oblongs and now I never come across them - can you tell me what happened to them? Nothing happened to them. A rectangle is a four sided polygon (a quadrilateral) that has four internal right angles. A square is a rectangle that has four sides of equal length. An oblong is a rectangle that has two sides of the same length and two sides of a different length. Thus, a square is a rectangle. An oblong is a rectangle. But a rectangle is not necessarily an oblong.

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Is your puppies name Riley No. What a random question. Love it.

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My friend gave me back my Zen, but whenever i try to turn it on the buttons on it blink slowly as if it's turning on and immediately turning off. Try meditating. And saying 'Om'.

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What fantasy novel[s] do you reccomend? Try Boxy An Star by Daren King.

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An excessive amount of which body part is the biggest turn off? Nasal hair.

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Does Goldie Hawn have any upcoming projects? I'd like to come up her projects! Sorry, had a bit of an identity crisis there and thought I was The Todd.

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What makes you smile instantly? Crack.

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I just got a raise!!!!!!! What drink will you buy me to celebrate? Half of Old Rosie and a Sambuca. £2.80 in the Golden Lion. Three of those and you're wasted!

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What animal will you be reincarnated as? http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_190.html A Dodo. Hang on...

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Can you describe your lips in just one word. Lips.

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MommaBear and I hold the failsafe switches for all jetpacks in the event of Zombie attacks. We need some support people to hold additional switches in the event we both become Zombies at the same time. Any volunteers? (fun only) I don't think you should only allow one user to answer your question.

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What is the one thing YOU KNOW you are not? Normal.

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Who are you waiting for an email from? God. I've tried his mobile but he's always out on the razz.

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What is your favorite type of bean? The one you can flick.

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Mr.BLT made Sage today!!!! Have you got a few words for him? Sure. Although sage goes with pork, it is most frequently found in sausages. I suggest he change his name to Mr SLT. Otherwise he will leave an unpleasant taste in the mouth.

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I'm no prude and I like to have fun, but have you noticed bothersome overly sleezy comment threads at times on AB? No. But I'll give you £1 for each one you enlinken.

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What are you going to do today? There's only 55 minutes left, so probably just keep drinking and bagging...

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Who thinks MRBLT is good looking? :) Enlinken me. I am much too lazy to look for myself as it's a he.

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If you invented your own Beer What would you name it? Matt A Beer.

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Have you ever felt like someone was trying to "pick you up" on AB? (ps Informational only - I am married.) No. But I have tried to pick others up...

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Do you ever sit online and wait for someone to come sign onto AIM or other various chat programs? Isn't it agony? There's always The Bag.

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Who's the most beautiful person you know? In real life? A girl called Emily from my home town. On TV? Jennifer Ellison. On AB? Carmella is adorable. Only just found out.

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Want to congratulate me? I'm getting married next Friday, just found out LOL. Congratulations! Who told you? It must have come as quite a shock!

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What is a good time for a 6 year old to run a 40 yard dash? About 11 a.m. It gets too hot in the afternoon.

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What would your celebrity bacon name be? I think I'd be James Gandolbaconfini. Christina Streaky.

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Do you know anyone who's into Wicca? Well, I have a chair and some shelves, but the cats keep scratching them and they make a right mess!

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What's your favorite movie that you think I've never seen? Withnail & I.

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How do I convert cubic ft to cubic inches? As reguarding luggage. 1 foot = 12 inches. So 1 cubic foot = 12 x 12 x 12 cubic inches 1 cubic foot = 1728 cubic inches.

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Which two AB'ers do you think might make a good couple? Stabledog and Lambchop. He would eat that meat right up.

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I have microsoft power point downloaded onto my computer..but everytime I get an email that requires this..it won't automatically open..I have to save the file and then open. Is there any way around this? Find a powerpoint file. Right click on the icon and select 'properties'. Ensure that it is set to open with Microsoft Powerpoint. If not, click change and select powerpoint.

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What is the actual calculation to determine the monthly mortgage payment (principle & interest) if you know the length (30 year fixed), APR and loan amount? Not looking for a link to a calculator, just the calculation itself. Need more information: What is the APR? What is the loan amount? How is the interest calculated (i.e. daily, monthly etc.)? When is the interest applied?

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Who wants to come and do my housework for me so I can keep answering questions on AB? No thanks. I'll do your homework though, especially if it's maths.

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What is a jetpack? I have no idea. I wish someone would share the knowledge.

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Can someone console me on my burrito not staying in burrito form while I was eating it, and now I have to use a fork, which defeats the whole purpose of the initial burrito? I think that making a complete mess is part of the Fun. I know someone who throws it away when it falls apart. What a waste!

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Where can I see a video of somebody breaking open an aerosol can? Here:

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What's your favorite food to eat at the movies? Soup.

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X + y = 12 y = 2x x + y = 12y 12y = 2x So, x = 6y substituting into the first equation: 6y + y = 12y 7y = 12y The only way this can be correct is if y = 0, which means that x = 0 too. Either that or (more likely) the question contains an error.

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What is the one thing that is most fascinating about women? How they spend so much time getting ready. What are they doing? Plucking each hair from their legs individually with tweezers?

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What's the best way to relieve stress at work? Monkey's fag break. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Monkey's+Fag+Break

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(Complete absurdity for fun) At 8AM PST (noon GMT) starting on the 14th, there will be a battle of the Anti-jetpacking pro zombiers with Care Bear supporters v. the Pro-Jetpacker zombie fighting team with the support of Hello Kitty! What team do you pick? Still Arsenal.

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Can you people be nice and help me reach level two so i can go to bed? No, and people shouldn't be helping you. It is against AB policy to ask - see: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/365425 Besides, addiction to The Bag is good. You should stay on. It's fun. Look into my eyes...

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How do you like your chicken cooked? Well done. Rare chicken makes me hurl.

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I bought a box of candy however i had eaten 1/4 of it, as i put the groceries away i ate 1/2 there are 6 left how many did i begin with? fully answered please!♥ If the number of candies is X, then: (X x 3/4) x 1/2 = 6 X x 3/8 =6 X = (6 x 8)/3 = 48/3 = 16

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Name the closest thing to you that is red? My Arsenal shirt (the red one, obviously!):

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Am I still fun? No. You are Fun.

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How many squares are on a checkerboard including the smaller pieces There are 64 squares (8 x 8). A chess game (as you are asking about pieces) uses 32 pieces - 16 on each side consisting of 8 pawns, 2 bishops, rooks and knights, and 1 king and queen.

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Why don't men wipe after urinating? Gravity.

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How many pickles is too many? Two?

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What do you miss the most in your life? Being too young to drink. It's so boring now!

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Do you find me to be nasty? Yeah. I love it:

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Am i the only person here that actually enjoys typing? No, it's rather therapeutic isn't it?

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What time is it? ___________ TIME! Miller Time!

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Can you name 2 sitcoms that are the greatest of all time? Friends and Fawlty Towers.

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Who do you prefer: AB-Jon, AB-Joel, AB-Adam, or AB-Rich? And why? AB-Bernice is my favourite. She asks such insightful questions.

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Big point of contention in the household - what is a silly name for a pet chicken? I am not going to give what is suggested in our case in hopes my arguement against it will be infinitely more buffered should someone come up with it here, independently Foghorn Leghorn. (Except it's actually the best name for a pet chicken EVER!)

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What did you look like as a baby? Like a potato:

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What are some things you shouldn't ask people you just met? I don't mean to be rude, but are you a man or a woman?

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How do "you" rate? I click on the + and - buttons on the screen.

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Was James McFadden's goal last night better than when Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archie_Gemmill#Famous_World_Cup_goal

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How many of you at AB own a rolling pin , & actually use it? What do you use it for? Its actually a very handy item not only for rolling dough but it makes an exceptional hammer. I use it for whacking gophers.

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What do you love about RosieG the most? Same as babycakes - Like Auntie Em she is never confrontational, something rare on the bag!

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I saw a blog that proposed drafting illegal aliens into military service, and then sending them to fight in Iraq or Afghanistan. If they survive their tour of duty, they will be granted citizenship. Do you think this is a good way to legalize them? I think the aliens should get back in their spaceships and go back to their own planets.

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What is the only question that ends in two question marks? Where can I find this symbol on my keyboard - ? ?

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Do you consider yourself an outdoors person? No I hate it. In fact, I am the only person I know who likes working in a climate controlled office, and prefers winter to summer.

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As requested in a previous question... If a pictorial magazine featuring revealing but tasteful photos of the men of AB were to be published... which men would want to be included <or> which would you like to see be included? Who wants a copy? ;) Count me in, as long as I get paid. Ain't gettin' this booty for nuttin'!

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I am having real problems finding a job because I seem to be "overqualified" for everything, and I'm now starting to run out of money so I need to work - other than lying, what are some potential short or long term solutions? Become self-employed. You can keep more of what you charge (so you will be more competitive than larger firms) and work when you like. What is your trade/profession? It may be that there is something related but simpler you can do, e.g. I am an accountant but I know that I could earn the same money as a self-employed bookkeeper - and there would be a lot less stress!

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What is something that is impossible? Travelling faster than the speed of light.

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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say? Keep out of the reach of children.

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You have tourettes, what random thing would shout? Albatross! Albatross! (Whilst walking around dressed like an ice cream lady).

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Have you ever been to a 'medium' or fortune teller? Was it believable or simply entertaining? No, but I've been to a 'large'.

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After my sports class, I was changing my shirt, and one of my classmates was at the urinal, and another guy came and started peeing by his side. What does it mean? That they both needed to piss? Sheesh.

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What is that makes you feel strong? Spinach.

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Who came up with colors why is the sky blue and grass is green how do we know the sky is blue can't it be purple Great question, and one that has been a philosophical topic for years. Have a look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophy_of_perception

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Name one thing you should avoid if you are trying to lose weight? Pies. You've heard the song.

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If you saw yourself at a club or a bar, would you flirt with yourself? No point - I'm so easy I'd just buy myself a beer then take myself home and suck myself off.

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Tv went black have sound with green red or blue line in middle older moled large screen Tube gone. Buy new TV. Practice grammar.

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Do guys sometimes get bored of being with just one girl, and if so how can we stop this feeling? Screw someone else.

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Is it a good idea to do speed training on a weightlifting day? I think speed is pretty much always bad for you.

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Have you ever made your mom cry? Yeah. You know that joke that goes 'What's purple and turns through 180 degrees?'...

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Why would people think it is odd for a 30 yearold person to like Skillet and P.O.D? I have no idea. I'm 31 and there is no better way to cook fish than in a skillet. Screw frying pans!

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How do you personally pronounce ''nougat''? Noo-gar

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In a cricket game between Sa and west indies in T20 world cup the was three SA batsman in the feild at the same time what is this rule I believe one was a runner - if a batsman cannot run due to an injury, he may have another batsman to run for him.

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UK retail - What is a "Past Times card"? Well, Past Times is a chain of shops that sell replicas of antiques (i.e. roman coins, jewellery etc.) along with other 'old' items like art deco vases/lamps, old style Teddy bears etc. I would guess that a Past Times card is either a discout card or a gift voucher for that store. Check out: http://www.pasttimesmailorder.co.uk/home

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What have you done for me lately? Used to go to dinner almost every night Danced until I thought I'd lose my breath Now it seems your dancin' feet are always on my couch Good thing I cook or else we'd starve to death... Ain't that a shame?

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Where do you go when things get rough? To the sandpaper shop.

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What is it time for? It's Miller Time.

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What are you grateful for today? Small mercies. Like most days.

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Should I send the fashion police out to you for what you are wearing? Certainly not. It took a long time to put this outfit together: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1026697

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What do you think of the Bible's description of the 'perfect wife,' as depicted in Proverbs 31? I think it needs an illustration.

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Quizno's or Subway? which is your favorite sandwich shop? Quinzos. Subways are full of pissy old tramps.

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What did momma always say? Momma told me not to come. Not that I would. I don't really fancy her.

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If AB hosted a weekend event for all ABers, and paid travel and hotel expenses, would you attend? (You would have to wear nametags with your avatar and username.) Some people would need very large tops for all their usernames & avatars.

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Do you have hairy toes? Yes, but only on the fourth knuckle of my eighth and ninth left foot toes.

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Who's got the perfect body? Jennifer Ellison:

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Is stuffing healthy? Yes - apparently 20 minutes of it is equivalent to a 3 mile jog.

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Can you read my mind? Yes. Pervert.

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Are you often misguided? No, I have SatNav.

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Where would you reccomend for a nice cheap, all inclusive, relaxing holiday? Butlins in Minehead.

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How do I cope with narcolepsy? Sleep it off.

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We see a lot of member names(not their real ones). What does YOUR user name imply about yourself? I got wood.

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Any Brits in the AB house..would you like to introduce yourselves and say hi? My name is l and I'm on the mic, pull out your friend and I'll suck it all night.

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Do you ever wish you could meet your AB friends and have a few drinks and socialise? Yes, but they keep blowing me out. Swinehund.

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In order to give myself a daily reminder that my time is limited and that I must make the most of it, I intend keeping the coffin I will be cremated in, in my bedroom. Do you think this will have the effect I want or be negative on my psyche? There is a pub in Bristol called the Star & Garter and one of the tables is the owner's coffin. Seems to work for him.

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How did you become the fan of you team, for football, baseball, golf, soccer, basketball... so on and so forth.? On 26th May 1989 Arsenal went to Liverpool needing a 2-0 win to clinch the title. Because of fixture congestion and the Hillsborough disaster, the fixture had been put back to the end of the season, after Liverpool had won the FA Cup. This created a unique situation where the 2 teams still in with a chance of the title played each other for it at the end of the season. And let's face it,...

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Has my missus got the worst parents or what? (See photo.) This is a genuine photo I found in a pile & scanned in:

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Have I got the cutest pussy or what? Here you go:

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Whats the worst word ever? Work.

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What are the three most powerful emotions? ??? There are only three: Sheila Hutchinson Wanda Hutchinson Jeanette Hutchinson

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Is it uncommon for cats to have black whiskers? I have two cats, one ginger and one tortoiseshell, and they both have a black whisker on each side, while all the other ones are white.

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Why do many men prefer long hair on women? As long as it's on their head!

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Whats the worst taste you had in you had in your mouth? Cinnamon f*cking Jelly Bellys. You think it's something lovely like strawberry or red apple, and then you end up with a mouthful of spicy slobber.

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Which key on the keyboard would be most useful if it worked in real life? B flat. Then I could play Chopsticks!

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Is it safe to assume that AB accounts that are over 6 months old, but have levels less than 10 and are regularly logged into, the sock puppet accounts of other members? This answer has been removed for reasons of national security.

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My son's PS2 is fickle. It will save with some NASCAR games and not others (it will save 2002 and 2003, but not 2004,5 and 6). It will save Star Wars Battlefront games and Disney Cars, but not Kim Possible or Battle for Volcano Island. What's going on? Is the memory card full? It may be that the games that can save already exist on the memory card, and are therefore only being overwritten and therefore don't need any more free space, but the new ones are trying to create a new game save file and there is insufficient room.

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I'm thinking of having a first-time yard sale. I want to create a win-win situation for the buyers and us sellers (multi-fam)...so...I'm asking you, ABers: What are the top five things you would love to find at a yard sale? 1. Eraserhead on DVD. 2. Twin Peaks Season 2 on DVD (Still can't get it here!) 3. A large bag of dried green vegetation that the seller found in her son's bedroom and thinks is only worth £1. 4. A copy of Razzle issue #100 - the spaghetti issue. 5. Some 4Oz Martini glasses. Can only find the 6Oz ones in the shops.

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What are the must see places in Greece? The garage where they fix Greased Lightning is pretty cool.

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What do YOU think is better The Simpsons or Harry Potter? Gorgonzola.

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When someone mentions a "hustle" - what do you think of? Kung Fu Hustle.

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Whats the first thing you would buy if you had all the money in the world? A very big wallet.

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If you could only watch one television channel, which would it be? Playboy.

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WHat is something easier said than done? Autofellatio.

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Jennifer Lopez or Jennifer Aniston? Jennifer Ellison. Mmmmmm.

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If your name was 2 letters. what would they be? QI.

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Why did they change 'Multiple Personality Disorder' to 'Dissociative Identity Disorder’? It halved the number of sufferers?

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I ate a fresh picked organic apple, saw worm holes afterwards. what will happen from eating one or more worms? hope they don't multiply! i'd really like to know medical concerns, but wizeguy answers also appreciated :) Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, Guess I'll go eat worms, Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones, Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms. Down goes the first one, down goes the second one, Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Up comes the first one, up comes the second one, Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

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Where's your mama gone? Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm8WYcuJRbw

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If you could live anywhere in the world for the rest of your life for free, where would you go? Buckingham Palace?

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If you got on a train, Where would it go? Up the aisle? The Bride would be a bit pissed off, mind.

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If you have ever had to go on food stamps, what was the main reason you suddenly needed food stamps?ood stamps Food stamps?

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What do you dip your fries in? Marmite.

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What was the best advice someone ever gave you?(or really good advice that you remember) DON'T EAT THAT! (I was 3 and had a dog turd in my hand)

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I have to look at the clock when it reads 11.11am/pm...i don't know why!..do you have any strange habits? I know exactly what you mean - if it's 11.09 or 11.10, I have to make sure I look at the clock when it says 11.11! I also love 12.34 and 56 seconds on the 7 August 1990 - I remember this old dude running a marathon and timing it so he crossed the finish line at exactly that time. It was on the news.

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Can you tell me any stories that make you smile when you think of a loved one that has passed away? I love Spike Milligan. Whenever I think of him, his epitaph comes into my head: "I told you I was ill."

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Have you ever had a 'holiday from hell'..one you'll never forget? where was it...just so that i don't go there! Yes. I went to The Dam (second time) with my missus and two friends, one of whom was not a toker (and was a particularly annoying Doris). Unfortunately, (as you well know) smoking, unlike drinking, does not permit you to ignore the constant nagging of a companion - 'They don't sell beer here', 'It's too smoky', 'I want to go back to the hotel'. ...

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Have you ever sent a personal text and dropped yourself in it by accident to the wrong persons' phone? if so, what were the repercussions? No. But I've finished Harry Potter and am back.

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When is the best time to get pregnant? While you're making the two-backed monster is usually good.

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Have you got a PS3? What games did you get? What do you think of this new machine? It's a big pile of wank. Trade it in, get a Wii instead.

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What would Cthulhu do? Sacrifice a virgin?

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What is one thing you hate that EVERYONE else loves? (For instance: Chocolate, Christmas, the color blue, etc.) A really ripping lentil soup.

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Are there rules to love? If so, have you broken them? What were the consequences? All's fair in love and war, so no.

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Whats that comin over the hill..is it a monster? No, it's Michael Jackson.

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What does your shirt say right now? I will show you:

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Whats your favorite thing to put on a bagel? (i.e. Butter, Tuna, etc.) Has to be Scottish smoked salmon, cream cheese, lemon juice & black pepper. Or salt beef, sauerkraut, mustard and swiss cheese. Damn, now I don't know.

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What do you think is the simplest and best invention that made someone a millionaire and you wish you thought of it first. (pet rock for example) This, if it's true: http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/innovate.asp (The Swan Vesta matches one)

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What's your favorite movie that features a man in drag? Some like it hot. And there are two of them!

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Which do you think is the right price for selling a brand new sony ericson k-310i? CEX says £25-£40. http://www.cex.co.uk/search.php?ispostback=1&stext=k310i&section=all&mode=buy

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Can I kick it? Yes you can!

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What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter? Marmite! Peanut butter is for texture, Marmite is for taste.

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What do you do when the fun goes away? Make my own fun with a Kleenex and a photo of Jennifer Ellison.

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Whats the closest object to you that is blue? My 'Private - XXX' DVD.

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Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem in your mouth? No, but my girlfriend can.

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What do you recommend that I see when visiting Yellowstone National Park? Yogi Bear!

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If you were a sound, what sound would you be? A fart.

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What is the hardest topic to write about? I bet you I can write about it! Metaphysical themes in Goethe's Faust.

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What was the first word you remember learning to spell? (mine was chocolate for obvious reasons) Pater.

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What is the most horrible monster you can imagine Jackie Stallone.

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Which of your questions or answers that has received no votes or comments do you like best? Ok, this is mine: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/339591

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Would you rather win a million dollars or get a "get out of jail free" card? The latter: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1107989. I've already got the $1m. That's why they're looking for me.

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Are you hiding from someone? (In real life, on AB, etc?) The police. It's difficult, there are f*cking loads of them.

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When I was younger there were a few things I didn't like about my face...my thin lips and nose among them. Now I think I have a nice, pleasant face and I'm O.K. with it. Are you O.K. with what you look like? I'm 31 and I just got asked for ID to buy a bottle of Bourbon at the local supermarket (legal age is 18 in England). People tell me it's good to look young, but given I am an accountant and give people advice in my job I'd like to look a bit older to command a bit more respect.

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Is it important to have friends in high places? Yes, if you like bananas, coconuts or any other fruits that grow at the top of tall trees.

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Name one thing that you are grateful that exists in life ?(don't name Life itself or someone that you know). Music. Duh.

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What was your favorite Fairy Tale when you were young? How about now? Fairytale of New York. Then and now. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairytale_of_New_York

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, does it mean that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? What else? Ooh, ooh, ooh. I have another. Can someone who makes wind turbines be disgusted?

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, does it mean that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? What else? I am an accountant. Can I be discounted?

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Part of the preparation for teaching children how to function in the world is by doing chores..including how to do laundry and fend for her/himself in the kitchen. Do you agree and how are you doing? Yes I agree, and I'm doing fine thank you very much Rosie.

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Someone keeps having their dog poop on my friend's lawn. How should he get them to stop? Sniper on the roof.

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Does conceptual art need to be physically realised? I have no idea what you are talking about. My artistic skill is limited to drawing cocks on other people's homework.

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Should pets (aside from service animals) be allowed in grocery or other stores that sell food items? My ferret has a nose for Chianti. I would love to be able to take him to the off-licence on tasting day.

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I bought a new pen and it isn't working. There is lots of ink in it and I can't seem to get it to work. Any suggestions to get it to work? If it is a fountain pen try squeezing the ink cartridge GENTLY, or taking it out and dipping the nib in the cartridge. The ink probably hasn't pulled through the nib, which will be dry if it is new.

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What answer have you received the most points for? Links please! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/954273 Just for FUN.

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If you had to tatoo a message on your head what would you put? I Love Satan.

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If you could beam yourself (teleportation) anywhere in the world or universe RIGHT NOW, where would you go? Same as always - Amsterdam. <sigh>

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I am asking politely, Can we please end the bacon questions? You started it.

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Since we are doing bacon questions, take the word bacon and make a sentence using each letter in order. How many can you come up with? (i.e. B=Best A=animal, so on and so on). Well, I am going out to the best Indian restaurant in Bristol this evening, so it has to be a... Beer And Curry Only Night

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Which Mr Men/Little Miss character are you? Mr Rude. Get out of my way before I kick you!

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What would the world be like without bacon? Less salty.

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Have you driven a Ford, Lately? I have never even heard of a Ford Lately.

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Have you ever cried when a celebrity died? If so, who? When Richard Whitely died I was absolutely choked. I didn't cry (I rarely do) but I did wear a black suit, black shirt, black tie and black shoes to work. My colleagues asked if someone had died, but I received no sympathy when I told them it was the owner of the first face, and host of the longest running program, on Channel 4. Some genii are never appreciated in their own time.

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Stop with the bacon questions That's not a question.

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Why does cheese come in different colors? Cheese is a kind of meat A tasty yellow beef I milk it from my teat But I try to be discreet Oh, cheese Oh, cheese Oh, cheese is very sweet

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Name one thing you wish people didn't know about you? That it took me 7 attempts to pass my driving test.

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What is your favourite sweet treat? Mine is Ben and Jerrys Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sweet is not a treat. Sweet is a way of life. Sweet is God-given honey. As Exodus 3:8 tells us: "and I am come down to deliver them out of the hand of the Egyptians, and to bring them up out of that land unto a good land and a large, unto a land flowing with milk and honey; unto the place of the Canaanite, and the Hittite, and the Amorite, and the Perizzite, and the Hivite, and the...

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see? Hey CuppyCake. This question has been asked before so I have marked it as duplicate. You will probably find it is deleted and the answers transferred to the original question. When you ask a question, check to see if it has been asked before. If it has, you should answer that question rather than ask it. I did exactly the same at first and my duplicate question got downrated and...

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What is a good name for my Plastering business? (After years and years of trading just under my name, I'm looking for a new corporate image!, my surname is 'Miles' any great ideas?) Slappers - we put it on as thick as a prossie's make up.

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Where's the worst place you have ever been? Ilfracombe in North Devon is an utter shit hole.

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What are some girl's names that begin with the letter "F"? (and please nothing crude, my wife wants a nickname) There is a lady on Radio 2 who reads the news called Fenella Fudge. She has a fabulous voice and I love her name.

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Why doesn't anyone here have a sense of humor for smart-alec answers? That is not true. There is a underground sensible answer resistance movement called the ABFB.

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Where is the worst place to pick up girls? Football.

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The new This or That category, keep it or dump it. Insufficient choice, sorry.

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What have you tried and found that you were absolutely useless at? Super Smash Bros. Gutted. Everyone loves it.

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How does it make you feel when someone corrects your spelling or points out that you've used a word incorrectly? Ashamed and embarrassed. I correct others' English in my job and take pride in writing correctly, no matter the forum.

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Curly fries or regular fries? Curly are not easily sauce-dunkable, and regular just sounds so bland. What you need are chunky chips!

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Kid sandwich? That is the only question possible that could make me hope you are referring to cannibalism.

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What is your favorite breed of cat? The 307c:

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Is it possible for something to be natural but wrong? Depends on your definition of wrong.

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As a child, what was one of your favorite Saturday morning t.v. shows? Wrestling. But proper fat English blokes, like Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks.

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Are you left eared or right eared?( to find out, pretend to pick up the telephone....which ear do you place the receiver against?) I am right-eared as are most right handed people. The fact you tend to use the same ear to listen as hand to write is the reason office phone cords get tangled. Right handed people pick the phone up with their right hand and place it to their right ear. If they then have to write, they transfer the phone to the left hand to free the right hand to write. When the call is ended, they pass...

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Why do the bad things taste so good? Because if they weren't bad, they wouldn't taste SO good.

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Hi, I have just purchased a 94 Toyota RAV4 and love it. I want to get roof racks so that I can put my surfboad on top. DO you know where i can find out what roof racks are compatible with this model? Where do you live?

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What do you believe, but cannot prove? That someone else comes in and eats the chocolate I leave by the side of the bed at night. It simply can't all be me.

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Is there such as a thing as million dollar happiness? How about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Veyron

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Can you read a 135 page book in a day? One of my favourite books is 178 pages and I can read it in about 3 hours.

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Whats your bestfriends name? Spencer, but I am very privileged to be allowed to call him Ben.

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What do have in the trunk of your car? (Be honest !) Golf clubs. Only and always.

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What was your favourite costume you wore as a kid? (Mine was a Superman outfit!, looked a bit weird the mask was massive!) New boots and panties, whilst listening to Billericay Dickie.

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Is AB becoming more about personality than debate? It can't be. I mean, you're level 31!

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If I went to England,if I asked for a muffin like they have in the US,would I get a english muffin or a amercian muffin? English muffins are quite unusual, even here. If you order Eggs Benedict in a restaurant it will come on an English muffin and they are sold in supermarkets, but I have never seen one anywhere else. Most people assume a muffin to be an American muffin.

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Is there a difference between taking a break and breaking up? Taking a break is when you buy the Kit-Kat. Breaking up is when you separate the fingers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit_Kat ;0) Hope this is just a general wondering question.

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Who, other than yourself, is your favorite Answerbag user? Anonymous. This guy is just so funny. And prolific; take a look: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Anonymous

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How do i unlock my simcard? You don't. A sim card is usually free now and is provided by your network to put in your phone and use their services. Phones are often locked, which means that you can only use a sim card from a specific network. You can unlock your phone by going to an independent mobile phone store, or online at somewhere like: http://www.mobileunlock.co.uk/

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Do you prefer canned tuna in water or in oil? The choice in the UK is usually brine or oil, and I always choose oil as the brine is so salty. I have had some in spring water, which had no flavour so I gave it to the cats.

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What (do you think) is the dirtiest word in the english language? Festival. Ugh.

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Can somebody name a song that has lyrics to do with wanting to live in the city? I dont have one in mind, but i'd like to know one. Stevie:

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If you could make one thing longer in life, what would you make longer? The time between Friday night and Monday morning.

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Do you ever have an urge to use a crazy word? When do you think you could use the term bambozzled? Numberwang.

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Does everybody love Bob Marley? Here you go:

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Do you like Simon & Garfunkel? I love their music. Name a favourite song if you have one :) I prefer Paul Simon. I love "Homeward Bound", because my dad always used to sing it in the car when we were driving home at night from my gran's house.

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Anything on terry leahy's (cheif executive of TESCO) background information, such as; his mother's and father's name. his brothers? what he used to do. what his parents did Try going to Companies House website and do a director search: http://wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk/1f7848086f7ea62f44631167a1eede40/wcframe?name=accessCompanyInfo

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How do i get the sound control back into my windows tray? Start -> Control Panel -> Sounds and Audio Devices -> Tick the box next to 'Place volume icon in the taskbar'.

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I want to get my tongue pierced but i am very nervous about it, Anyone who has theirs done was it worth it, does it hurt? any advice would be great!!! Have a look here: http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Tongue_Piercing Be careful what else you look at on that site though.

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Is there anywhere I can download free ringtones? The only truely free tones I have found are at: http://www.cbfmobile.com/

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Avril Lavigne likened herself to a modern day Sid Vicious. What might she be suffering from? Sidphyllis. The slag.

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Have you ever honestly liked every single song by a band or musician and if so, what band was it? Jeff Buckley's album Grace is awesome.

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Can you count on one hand how many boyfriends or girlfriends that you have had since giving up your virginity? Not even on both hands and feet.

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If a friend or a family member was going to have a nudist wedding and they invited you, would you go? Where would you put the buttonhole?

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The King is back! Who missed me? Obviously I did, but then I'm a terrible shot.

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Who are you living for? There are three puss cats that depend on me for their wellbeing.

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Who are the most handsome / beautiful male and female celebrities over 40 years old? I love Lulu.

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If you could RULE THE WORLD, what would you use to do so? A lightsaber.

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Are animals that live in seashells BORN in those shells? Assuming you are talking about molluscs, most are, but creatures such as hermit crabs can move into them later. However, crabs are crustacea, which tend to grow their shell during their life as an exoskeleton.

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Why do YOU drink(/not drink) alcohol? (To get laid, to mix in, to fit in, because everyone does it, enjoy the feeling of being light-headed, etc... ) Because I have a thirst.

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What would you do if you were invited to dinner with Queen Elizabeth II? Turn up in day-glo and cause a ruckus.

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Does anybody else get this "happy" sensation when it storms? I only like storms if I am safe in a teacup.

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Three words after sex, what would you say? Pass the tissues.

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Do you know what movie this came from:Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber you go and do something like this... and totally redeemed yourself? Dumb & Dumber?

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I found a white oblong tablet with H2 on one side and nothing on the other Well lucky you.

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Have you ever had sex at work? Where did you do it? Was it during regular business hours or after? And finally, looking back at the experience... was it worth risking termination? I don't think you'd be killed just for getting jiggy-jiggy at work.

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Do you enjoy counting things? One, two, three, ah-ha-ha!

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What does Google say you look like? (Google "(your name) looks like") Matt looks like he should be a pirate. http://blogoscoped.com/forum/61692.html I'm stoked.

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Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? Screech every time.

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I am wearing a Royal blue shirt with black trimm on the neck line with some black capris and black shoes. my accessories are also black. I just don't know what nail color would go with the outfit. HELP Blue or black. But then I'm a guy and three different colours together is too many.

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What is the syntax for the "NOT" function in the Microsoft Excel program? Not( logical_value ) Logical_value is an expression that either evaluates to TRUE or FALSE. If the Not function is used with an expression of TRUE, then FALSE is returned. If the Not function is used with an expression of FALSE, then TRUE is returned. See here for an example http://www.techonthenet.com/excel/formulas/not.php

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Why would someone purposely ruin a perfectly good cucumber by turning it into a pickle? Because otherwise there would be nothing to throw up at the ceiling in Maccy D's.

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How do you get the supervisor of YOUR boss to stop asking dumb pc questions and at the same time wants a project done for her right away (she doesn't really have power over you), while you have 10 things your boss wants done right away as well. Can you delegate any of your work? If not, make a list of what you have to do then show your boss, and they will see how much you have to do. It will help you prioritise your work too. If it really came to a head though, I'd do what my boss' boss wanted me to do first.

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Have you ever met someone, and thought you knew them from somewhere else or before in life, but you really didn't? Did it bug you? No, but when I left home to go to college, I kept thinking I saw people from home whilst I was away. Then, when I went home after the first term, I kept thinking I saw people from college.

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How can I prepare to become a speed eating champion? Learn from the master:

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Do you read while in the bathroom? What types of things? Official Nintendo Magazine. Or Dostoyevsky Crime and Punishment, if I've read all the 'tendo mags.

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If you needed a crime to be solved what police /detective off the telly would you want calling at your door? Makepeace from Dempsey & Makepeace. Mmmmm.

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Whats with all the stupid questions or is it just FUN? (lol) It's not FUN anymore.

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What would you say if you had to ask someone out using only 3 words? Get your coat.

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How can I catch one of those "fish" that are out in the sea? If it's a big one, try a baseball glove.

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Kevin has a Birthday July 13th , would you like to join me in wishing him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY? Not just yet... but I will wish him a very happy unbirthday.

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What do you think about the new findings of astronomers finding the oldest galaxy, formed they say just 1.5 billion years after the big bang 13.9 billion years ago? It makes me wonder about the infinite/expanding universe theory. If that is true, how come there was no other planet formed 12.4 billion years ago like earth where the sentient beings mastered interstellar travel and contacted us?

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Do i need an airstone for my 1.5 gallon tank if the filter says it oxygenates the water? It depends on the surface area to volume ratio of the tank - if it is rectangular, and not too deep then you should be ok. Airstones are really for goldfish bowls, where the surface area is smaller, or where you have a multi-part filter that uses a pump & tubing. In that case, the airstone fits on the end of the tubing. If you have an all-in-one filter it should be ok.

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My playstation 2 wont give me back my game disc i push eject and nothing happens what should i do Try tempting it with a tasty treat - a piece of chocolate perhaps, or a jelly baby.

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My dog have been constintly shaking his head and itching his ear to the point it is raw. what is wrong? Have you checked it is not fleas? I would probably take him to the vet either way.

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If you could have the world's largest collection of ONE thing, what would you choose? Virgins, because, you see, they can't stay that way forever.

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If you could have the world's largest collection of ONE thing, what would you choose? Virgins, because, you see, they can't stay that way forever.

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Last night I read that the NAACP had performed a formal burial for the "N" word and laid it to rest in a coffin.Within the hour I heard two black teens useing the word over and over.Why dont they get it!? Maybe they don't read the same newspaper as you.

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Guys-stockings, tights or knee socks? I find stockings rather uncomfortable. Tights are ok in the winter, but usually I just stick with socks.

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What would you teach your parrot to say? "He's glued my feet to his shoulder!", and then walk around town with it.

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I need just 1 point to reach level 50, how should I celebrate? =) Change your name and avatar?

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Is fun bad? No, she is nice.

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Oftentimes on commercials advertising prescription medicines, they say that if you experience muscle pain or weakness while taking the drug, it could be a sign of a rare but serious side effect. What exactly is this side effect? Being struck by lightning.

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Complete the missing : if I were_______ i woulda __________ ? be funny and creative :) Makes me think of the limerick about the guy from Nantucket. lol

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My dog have been constintly shaking his head and itching his ear to the point it is raw. what is wrong? The spelling of constintly - it should be constantly.

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Did you ever read a book, and not really understand how to pronounce the character's name, so you read it funny in your head the whole time, to find out it is completely off from what you first thought? (Example: Hermoine = Hemorrhoid in my head) Yes, and weirdly enough the same one as you. I thought it was "her me o knee" rather than "her my o knee" until I saw the first film.

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Is it okay I ate a whole pie for lunch? How big was the pie? I've eaten a 10" meant for two, or two 6" pies, with mash & gravy of course. When you're in Bristol I'll take you to Pie Minister - they make the best pies: http://www.pieminister.co.uk/?gclid=CPm4reOsoI0CFQHdlAod3xWvzA

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Bacon or sausage? Both. Either. Oh, I don't care, as long as I get my three servings of pork per day.

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I just found out Emma Watson's (Hermoine) dad is a partner at the law firm I work at. How much HP fanatics do you think will pay for my ID badge? $9.99, or £4.99 at current exchange rates.

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What food do you find the easiest to make? Salad.

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Ks sahow many pouches of food should a kitten be feed in a day along with dry food? I used to give mine 1 x 100 gram pouch each day, but split into two meals, along with dry food. However, cats are not like dogs and will rarely overeat, especially if they have love, outside access and play.

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How many inches is it? ------- Your leg I mean. 32". Oh, my leg. 30".

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Do you watch the TV show series "I love the [70s, 80s, 90s]?" if so, have you ever played the "hal sparks drinking game?" [you take a shot every time he does an impression] No, but I have played the 'Withnail & I' drinking game: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Withnail_and_I#Drinking_Game Failed miserably, I must admit.

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What is the funniest name for an animal that you ever heard of? A cat called Chairman Meow.

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What is your favorite comfort food and why? Macaroni Cheese. But only if I make it myself.

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Whats your favorite movie soundtrack? Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels.

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What is one thing you hate that EVERYONE else loves? (For instance: Chocolate, Christmas, the color blue, etc.) Ice cream. It's too cold. Oooh, now I'm going to ask the opposite. Mine is mushy peas.

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Good Afternoon! I was wondering if anyone here agreed with "Common Law marriages"? Good afternoon! How the devil are you? It must be...god let me think... Tarquin's 30th when last we met. You were wasted. You still got that old nag?

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Do you think the west is in for another financial depression? No, it's more likely to affect London and the home counties.

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Would you bug out if you were expecting multiples? Do you have children that are twins? Triplets? I would freak if I was expecting one, but I'm a geezer.

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What's your favorite kind of cheese? Roquefort.

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What was your favorite candy growing up? Tooty frooties.

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I was stopped by a CHP officer for passing in the carpool lane. He saw that I was a student, and said he would not charge me the full amount this time. However, he never issued a ticket nor did I sign anything. Did he let me go? I don't know - are you still there?

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Who do you think is the prettiest celebrity? Probably Johnny Depp.

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Will you pick one ABer and write their profile name and then write some noteworthy and positive compliment about them? (please review the list and do not include names that have already been picked) loveshoes has a really nice arse.

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Who else thinks that AB is like candy for the brain? More like candyfloss.

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What's your favorite "Knock-Knock" joke? Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies.

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Can you cook fresh pasta from frozen? I have done because it said I could on the back of the packet. It took 5 minutes instead of 3. Check the back of the packet. If you can freeze it it may well have instructions for cooking from frozen.

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If you could ask Satan one question what would it be? What am I getting for Christmas? Oh, Satan. Sorry, I'm dyselxic.

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What is the best sport in the world? Topless darts.

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What does it mean when you say "I'm not myself today"; Who are you then? Itsa me, Mario.

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What are your top five films, and why? Clockwork Orange Lost Highway Audition Naked Lunch Kung Fu Hustle

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Would you consider the Libertarian Party? Already a member.

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So does it? Seem like something I could do?

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When you are bored at work sitting in an office, how do you make the time go by faster? Do some work. That's what you're paid for.

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If you were the eighth dwarf in Snow White what would your name be? Smokey.

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Does it astonish / disturb you to find that someone else on Answerbag was "thinking the exact same thing"? That's just what I was going to ask! Weird.

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What would you consider to be a quintessentially 'American' first name (male),one that you just wouldn't hear outside of the U.S.? Hank or Chuck. Or Junior.

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Why is season 5 of "Sex and the City" so short? So that Myleene Klass could pick it as a specialist subject on Mastermind and not make a complete idiot of herself like she did with the general knowledge questions.

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My cousin has to go to summer school in a bad part of town and well.... she couldn't defend herself from a bean what should i do? Ensure she doesn't walk anywhere alone. Tell her not to use a mobile phone or mp3 player whilst walking. Buy her a rape alarm.

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How many miles must a man walk down, before you can call him a man? Only one - Highway 61.

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Does anyone have any hobbies that you think other people will think is weird? what are they? I collect dust.

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What is the worst smell you have ever, well, smelled? When I was 15 I did work experience at a vets and we had to visit a farm to do a post mortem on a sheep that had died 3 days previously. We arrived, slit the fleece from anus to neck, peeled it back.... and I threw up. You could see the smell (well, it was steam, but it seemed that way at the time).

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Whats the most annoying thing in the world A hangover.

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Why does my heart feel so bad? Dunno. Is it my fault?

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Is it safe to eat cooked chicken that has been left out for a day? If you want to be on the safe side, throw it out. I have eaten chicken that was left out for about 8 hours, but it was kept reasonably cold and it was free range.

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Is it against the law to send $500.00 cash in an envelope? It is against the law of common sense.

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Can you tell me what a paradox is? A Cretan says "All Cretans are liars".

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Can you remember what you dressed as last Halloween? An accountant. Scary, I know, but that's actually my job!

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What was your first alcoholic drink? Today? Well, I had some single malt on my porridge, but that doesn't really count, so I'd have to say my morning sherry at 10.

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If AB were a zoo what animal do you think you would be? I would be one of the pigs on the farm, rolling around in the mud and thoroughly enjoying myself.

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Can you name a song where the name of the title doesn't feature in the song? Most of "Panic! at the Disco" album.

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I am considering getting a St. Bernard. Does anybody have experience with these dogs who can share some wisdom? This guy is two years old and pretty mellow. Anything I should check for/ask about? Can he deliver tobacco up a mountain?

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Does your name mean anything? where did it come from? It means gift from god. Who doesn't exist.

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How do you know when someone really cares about you? They don't complain when you fart under the duvet and shove their head under. Well, not much anyway.

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What is the most random thing that you have ever said/thought? If you only thought it, were you too embarrassed to say it to someone, or was there just no one around? I thought it would be a good idea to buy some fake dog turds, take them out of the packets, then put real dog turds in the packets and put them back on the shelves so that people who thought they were funny would end up with sh*tty hands. I told my school friends and it ended up in my yearbook.

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How many ballcaps do you own? Two, one for each ball.

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Has everyone taken funny tablets today? No, but my parents have just left so I may have some Salvia & a doobie.

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If you were in ICU and they were calling a doctor to your room , what name would you NOT want to hear on the intercom system? Doctor Who. Unless he brings Billie Piper.

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What, in your opinion, would be the worst possible way to die? A virgin.

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Do you like funny people or searious people and why? Funny, every time: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/331732

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What is the coolest job in the world? Space Cowboy.

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Do you think a few members here , need to read over again the rules of conduct here on AB --? ( mainly in the questions and answers they give ) I myself have never read them and think I probably should, but cannot find them. Could you point me in the right direction?

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Who make better cooks, men or women? (Please, I'm not asking for a war...) Both can be excellent, but from my experience many restaurants have male chefs cooking starters and main courses and female chefs cooking desserts. I think this is because men are better at working together in hot kitchens on a line in a group, but women are better at doing intricate, artistic things. Women are also much better at being the first in and last out, which is necessary for a...

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What is in a tequila slammer? Tequila and lemonade - the 'slammer' part is because you should mix the two in a small glass, cover the glass with your hand, shake, slam the glass on the table (gently!) then drink it. The idea is that the fizziness makes the tequila hit you quicker. Tequila shots, on the other hand, are just tequila but you have a lick of salt, then down the tequila, then suck on a slice of...

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What is 1/15 of 57/72? No calculators and answer must be in a fraction. 1/15 x 57/72 = (1 x 57) / (15 x 72) = 57 / (10 x 72) + (5 x 72) = 57 / 720 + 360 = 57 / 1080 57 = 3 x 19 1080 = 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 5 Common factor is 3 So simplest fraction = 19/360 No calculator.

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How do you send free text messages? In the UK try http://www.cbfmobile.com/

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Should I add ABFB to my username? I have been totally hilarious over the last few days. :p Now you have to buy the first round.

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Just noticed lots of ABers are changing usernames, is this whats supposed to be done or doesnt it matter??? Just curious havent been on this site too long and im wondering? It's nice to play around with it, but it's also nice to keep some element of identity so people still know it's you. Totally up to you though.

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Why would british people name their daughter, Maria? They love 'West Side Story'?

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A bowl contains 3 red balls, 2 white ones, and 1 white ball. What is the probability the first three picks will be RED, RED, and RED? Do the balls get put back after each pick?

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How do i make money online by wrtting...im 16 Try editing on Wikipedia for a bit - you could start an article about something you're interested in, or just improve your skills. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

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What's your favorite tropical fruit? Star fruit - and I've never even tasted one! From a chef's point of view slices of it are the best garnish to a desert.

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My female besenji has blood in her urine. I got her from a friend who said he had her neutered but I see no scar. What could cause this outside of menstration? She could have a bladder infection. A trip to the vet and possibly an antibiotic is in order.

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What is the Citroen AX like? From what I remember it's like a car, but much sh**tier.

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When a guy asks me if I have a boyfriend and when I tell them no,they are always surprised, why is that? and then they ask me why don't I have one? I never know what to say....what should I say? Tell them you are thinking of joining a convent.

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What are some "SPECIAL" dates and/or times? 4:20.

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What were you doing five minutes ago? Waiting for this question to load. AB is SO SLOW!

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Can we interpret Noah's age to be literally 950 years old when he died, (according to the book of genesis)? You can if you want. You can also believe god created Adam and Eve in a day.

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Who wears the trousers in your relationship? (I do in mine, I wear what ever pair she tells me...;-) I have developed the female skill of running things whilst letting her think she actually is.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of or hear of South Africa? "Free Nelson Mandela" T-shirts (or Nelson Mandela House).

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Do you believe that you can have more than one person that you would consider "the ONE"? Yes, but then they'd be "the TWO".

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Do you support the N.R.A.? No, but I support the IRA.

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Do you know what the word "girt" means? No looking it up, unless you mention you have done so in your answer, and no need to answer if you are an Aussie (as you should already know!). I know what Gert Lush means.

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Whats the funniest "recently heard" joke you know? 2 Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. ...

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Madam Heidi Fleiss is back—and building an all-male bordello in the desert. What are your thoughts? Gizza job. Go on, gizz one.

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Would you prefer that your children be intelligent, beautiful, or talented? Yes, definitely.

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Have you ever met someone weird on the internet? Yeah, one guy on this site, keeps following me around, inviting me to chat on MSN, telling me to turn off my Firewall. I think he's trying to get into my hard drive.

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Tomato ketchup or Brown sauce? Brown sauce for breakfast or a bacon sarnie. Ketchup for everything else - fish 'n' chips, sausages, chip butties, pasties.

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What's your favorite muppet? Swedish Chef - Chocolate Moose still kills me every time.

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What's your favorite place in the US? Hawaii.

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What do you drive? I have a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts.

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To the best of your knowledge, what is the safest place to live in America? Fort Knox.

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Can you give me an example of a Double Entendre? I'll give you one if you like love.

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Name a place you hear a countdown. Channel 4, weekdays, 4.15pm.

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What are some songs NOT to play while making love? I hate everything about you.

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Are you wealthier than your parents? No, but I will be when they're dead!

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3 part question: A: Do you own a gun? B: How many? C: male or female? No. 17. I don't know how to sex a gun.

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Could Jesus throw a fastball so fast that he himself could not hit it? He'd need Mr Tickle arms to play with himself (oh-er).

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Would you rather be 25 IQ points smarter--a sizable jump--or own the only functioning light saber? I'd take -25 points if I had to to get the Light Saber, and still whoop all yo asses.

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Who's the black private dick thats a sex machine to all the chicks? King Dong?

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If you were a stripper, what would be your theme song? What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster? Is it a monster?

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Is the cliche that "Americans don't understand irony" actually true? Well, Alanis Morissette certainly doesn't. But then she's Canadian, and they are MUCH funnier than Americans (Kid's in the Hall, Mike Myers).

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Is the cliche that "Americans don't understand irony" actually true? Sometimes there is a joke on a US show, and you think that they do until.... the next line explains the joke indicating that they wouldn't have got it otherwise.

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What is your favorite phrase to use in regards to "going number 2"? Given my affinity for Fajitas, it's usually some reference to pebbledashing.

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How did the whitehouse get its name? Paul Whitehouse, the comedian, used to live there. He bought it off Mary Whitehouse.

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Do you want me to clean your clock or fix your wagon? No, but I do have a red door that needs a coat of black paint, if you're free.

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Do you think the questions and answers we give , will come back to haunt us --? They already have...

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How long have you worked for your current employer and are you bored or happy? 2 years, and as I only go on AB at lunchtime I suppose I must say happy. You're on at 11am so you must be bored.

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You are what you eat? Yes, I am a c*nt.

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When is suicide justifiable? Never; it is weak. It is an easy option, and the only person who does not have to deal with the fallout is the deceased. I sometimes feel like there is no point, but after seeing the effect of a suicide on those around me I know I could never do it.

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What is the most painful place that you have ever had a pimple? Under the rim of the helmet of my penis.

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Whats better motorbikes or horses? state reasons. Horses taste better, but I had trouble the last time I tried to jump 15 double decker buses on one. Hmmm, tricky.

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Who is the most famous person you have met? When I was a chef I cooked for: Delia Smith Egon Ronay Alan Shearer Noel Gallagher Kat Deeley Marc Almond Marcel Desailly Not all together - it wasn't some weird celeb dining club or something.

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What is your favorite phrase for masturbating? A sword fight between Hand Solo and The Pink Darth Vader.

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Aaaaaah! I just posted up a question about that song and when I clicked on my own question, it brings me up to the page after I posted that question up! Then I clicked on "answer my question" and it stays on the same page! Why does it keep on doing that!? Go to the bottom of the page if you want to answer it - that's all clicking on 'Answer' does anyway.

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What do you think you dont have, but should have had? Supper. Now I'm starving.

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Why is it that I can keep a $4 pair of sunglasses forever but lose or break an $80 pair almost immediately after purchase? Same reason you never drop a cheap old mobile phone, but the day you get a new £400 PDA it slips from your hand and the screen cracks - YOU ARE NORMAL!

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How many "well-known" tunes are there to "The Alphabet Song"? I only know one - "Ah ! vous dirai-je, Maman", or "Twinkle, twinkle, little star".

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What would you do if you had a big negative overall rating on a single question (say, further down than -18): - pray and hope for positive ratings? - try to have it remove somehow? - just ignore it? - something else? Why do you think it has such a bad rating? If it is a good, valid, inoffensive question, try answering it and explaining yourself further. If you can see why it has been DR, forget it, move on, and learn from the experience.

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What movie would you like to come true? Star Wars. I need a lightsaber.

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Is there any good free pda sites that you can download free games/software for the dell axim x5 pda Try: http://www.pocketpcsoft.net/php/pagefreeware.php http://www.mobiletopsoft.com/priced.php?prange=freeware&order=date&way=DESC&count=20&pages=10&currset=1

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Ever notice the weird link of martyrdom and religion? (Like Jesus and suicide bombers) How is the link weird? Surely the only thing worth dying for is eternal life?

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Who is the most popular brit in america? Don't y'all love Hugh Laurie now he's in 'House'?

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Where can i find good music to listen to for free? The radio. A bit old fashioned I know!

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Have you ever heard a song that didnt make any sense? I was listening to Manfred Mann's 'Blinded by the light' this morning, and I wondered why he was 'wrapped up like a douche', and how. Seemed a really strange line to me. Anyhoo, I googled it to see if I could find out why he felt like an enclosed vaginal shower unit, and discovered that the lyrics are actually 'Revved up like a deuce'. Now what the dickens...

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What's your favorite pet's favorite toy? My toes.

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But isn't probability a concept, like the speed of light? Is the speed of light also a mathematical equation? What stops the coin from landing on it's edge? The edge has 10% the surface area compared to the faces Ok, firstly, try commenting on my answer rather than posting a new question - it's much easier for me to find! The speed of light is a constant, not a concept. It is 299,792,458m/s. The coin could land on its side, but just because 10% of its area is on the edge doesn't mean it has a 10% chance of landing on the edge - you need to take into account the surface, friction, spin of...

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Does anyone know a site which actually gives you free stuff without signing your life away? www.netfreestuff.co.uk is great. www.freecycle.org is a good place where people give away stuff they don't need. You could sign up to www.pineconeresearch.co.uk, answer surveys and get luncheon vouchers.

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When do you think George Clooney will come out of the closet? When Tom Cruise, John Travolta and R Kelly try and coax him out.

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Who thinks Judge Judy needs to go to anger management class? Yes, she could go with Jeremy Vine. The twat.

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What's a good answer to criticism from a Monday Morning Quarterback? You throw like a girl.

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What job could you never do and why? Rentboy.

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What would be the best partner of a good cup of coffee? A fag. AKA the Spanish breakfast.

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What is the percentage profit for a DVD bought for £88 but is sold for £123.20? £123.20 - £88 = £35.20 profit £35.20/£88 = 0.4, or 40%

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Can anyone help me what this means? "Calculate the product of 55 and the first 7 whole number" I don't get how to solve this..? Product means multiplication. Whole numbers are 0,1,2,3... As anything multiplied by 0 is 0, the answer must be 0. It is possible that the definition of whole numbers you are supposed to use does not include 0, in which case the answer is: 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 x 6 x 7 x 55 = 277,200

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How is probability a mathematical calculation? If you toss a coin, there is a 50% chance it will turn up heads and 50% chance it will turn up tails. If you toss it twice, there is a 25% chance you will get 2 heads, 25% chance of two tails, and a 50% chance of one of each. Multiplication of fractions is maths, hence probability is maths.

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How do you react when people tip themselves? (Bartenders, etc) Do you mean people keep some of the change without asking? If so, that is theft and I would call the police. I cannot believe that happens. They'd never get away with it here.

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I feel like a change. Would anyone care to escape to some place wonderful with me? All answerers will be seriously considered. I just moved from AB.com to AB.co.uk. It was a long trip, but I arrived safely. Now I'm cream crackered.

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What is your favorite pizza place? Pizza Express, but the best ones are not chains - Wine Factory in Notting Hill and Pizza Nostra in Barnstaple are great.

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What's your verb that best fits you? Dress.

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What is your favorite old school video game? Repton on the BBC. Awesome.

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Who sang Sign your name (across my heart)? Ooh, great song. It was Terence Trent D'Arby - a god: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terence_Trent_D'Arby#Discography

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How is your Girlfriend No, Abi is my girlfriend. How and I are just friends.

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If you went to a restaurant where the food was amazing, but the service was terrible, would you go back? Absolutely, as long as the service didn't affect the food (i.e. it took 20 minutes to get from the kitchen to the table and was cold). This is probably because I used to be a chef and hated the way how friendly the waiter was seemed more important to customers than how well the food was cooked.

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I have this math h.w and it said name the polygon... What do they mean by name the polygon? A polygon is a many-sided shape. How many sides does it have? The first few are: 3 - Triangle 4 - Quadrilateral 5 - Pentagon 6 - Hexagon 7 - Septagon 8 - Octagon 9 - Nonagon 10 - Decagon

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Have you ever seen a movie so bad that you wanted your money back? if so which one? ET. What a bag of wank.

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Is glass a solid or liquid? http://tafkac.org/science/glass.flow/glass_flow_the_thread.html OR, if you are feeling less generous: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll#Etymology

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What book made you change your outlook on everything? The Tao of Pooh: "When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?" "What's for breakfast? said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said. ...

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What three temptations are hard for you to resist? Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, baby!

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I recently bought a used dell dimension c521,that happens to be password protected(the phone# the guy i bought this from is now out of service)...is there a way for me to somehow get around this???as far as i know,the OS is XP home edit. Restart the machine with the XP recovery disk - it will wipe everything and reinstall windows.

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My 5 year old son just lost his star wars Lego 2 data to a corrupt memory card file. Can someone please help he is heart broken. He had just finished all the levels and had all characters accept the 3 ghost ones. Thanks. Which console? If you let me know I may be able to find a cheat for it.

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What do you think of when you think of England? 'The ceiling could do with another coat of paint.'

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Does "optimus" mean anything, or is just the name of the Transformer? Well, 'Optimum' means ideal in English, which comes from the Latin 'Optimus', being the superlative of 'Bonus', meaning good.

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I touched a guy's penis, felt my hands wet and washed it off. Whil I washed he zipped up his pants and may hav got little sperm on fingers. I ws clothed nd the sperm ws xposed to air for a few sec nd he had to remove my clothes to finger me. ny chances? You have a very small chance, but probably less than if you'd had sex whilst on the pill. If you don't get your period, buy a pregnancy test.

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What do you think the world will be like in our hands ( the 14/15 year olds) in a decade or so? You'll have to wait longer than 10 years before the world is in your hands. I'd give it 40-50 years.

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Don't you hate when people ask you question to make them feel better? E.g Do you think I look fat?, or Am I ugly? You really not going to say yea your fat or yea your ugly? Yes. See: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/336088

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My dog ate a lot of chocolate (about half a bowl including wrappers). What should I do? Buy some more, quick, before the shops shut. Otherwise you'll be hungry later. Seriously though, don't worry - my dog ate 6 1/2 lb blocks of cheese set out for a dinner party. He had a few nightmares but was otherwise ok.

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What kind of dance would you like to learn? Can't post a comment with a video, so this is really a comment to Anonymous' answer: Breakdancing is cool, but you need to be careful:

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It seems I am offending people by being blunt, it's starting to make me second guess myself. Do you often rethink your answers or change what your going to say in fear of bad points, when you believe your original thoughts to be correct, or is it just me Never edit, but sometimes clarify if someone takes my comments the wrong way. I often get the wrong end of the stick, so I think it's only right.

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What do you think the Net will be like in 100 years? Probably have a few more holes.

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Have you ever found any money? (At a fairground once I found £50 folded up like a stamp!) Found what I though was a wrap after a party (6am, 17 years old, no cash), but it turned out to be 3 £20 notes folded together. Bought everyone breakfast, fags & then we all had a good smoke ;0)

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Any time I flag a question (spam/offensive, duplicate, whatever) the only thing that happens is my moderation % goes down, even when questions are CLEARLY dupes (one user just posted the same question 3x). What's up with that? It takes a while for it to be checked and points awarded - just be patient. You will get your reward.

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What kind of dance would you like to learn? Robot dancing. This is so cool:

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Is Mozilla Firefox safe for your computer? Depends - do you have a mouse? The fox may eat it.

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I have a sony DVP s560D DVD player which has the 5.1 outputs. Can I connect those directly to some speakers without going through an amplifier. No. If it has a built in amplifier/5.1 decoder, it will have 6 speaker connects on the back. If it is a dvd player with 5.1 sound, it will have a digital sound out in the back - either an optical (square) or coaxial (like a phono but usually blue). You can sometimes buy speakers where the bass has a decoder, so you can plug the dvd player and the speakers into the bass unit, but these tend...

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DOES TYPING IN ALL-CAPS ANNOY OTHER ANSWERBAG USERS? Ssssshhhh!

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I need a good recipe for tasty fried apples. My bro is demanding them for his birthday breakfast and i dont know how to make them? Try a tarte tatin - make a caramel in a frying pan (butter & sugar), add slices of apple, then top with puff pastry. Make a hole in the middle of the pastry. Put the whole thing in the oven and let the pastry cook (about 20 mins). Take out, turn upside down onto a plate, so that the pastry is on the bottom. Add a scoop of cinnamon ice cream and... voila!

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Can anyone explain to me, why at the tennis, they call zero a love? It comes from l'oeuf, the French for egg, which by its very shape represents nil, zero, zilch. And since l'oeuf, when badly pronounced, can sometimes sound like love, some wise guy or gal decided to use it to impress friends, and that's how it got into the English language.

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Which answer on Answerbag has the longest comment thread? This is getting a bit out of hand: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1038809

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I'm gay, and I want to know the truth on the amount of people on average who are okay with it and who have a problem with it. Thoughts? No problemo with me.

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What is a good snack for kids while in a car{not messy}? Raw brussels sprouts. Delicious and nutritious!

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Do "good men" really exsist? No, only pervs and druggies. I am both.

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Small, round white pill. G on front, L 10 on back. What is it? Is it my turn? Shall I? Oh, ok then. WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT AND LET US KNOW?

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Anyone know any "Your Momma" Jokes? Yo Mamma so fat, they needed a satellite to take her passport photo. OR: Yo Mamma so ugly, when she was born, the midwife slapped yo Grandma.

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How do you get a constantly yaks-about-nothing-all-the-time spouse/S.O./roommate/partner to shut up and be quiet so you won't go crazy? Try the snooker ball gag from Pulp Fiction.

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What was the last thing to disappoint you? This question.

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What is your favourite fruit juice? Cider. Apple juice with balls.

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I'm going to bed now , have a good day you lot across the pond and don't eat and drink too much !!!! ( july 4th ) Mate, it's 8pm. What's up with you?

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Have you ever created an article on Wikipedia? Yes! It took me ages to find something, but then I discovered my favourite book wasn't there. Check it out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxy_an_Star I really should get round to finishing it sometime. P.S. If you're NORML, you really should read this book. It will make you laugh, cry, and then go out and get mangled.

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How do you feel about women who don't wear bras in public? I like them almost as much as women who don't wear bras or tops in public.

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Imagine the coworker sitting closest to you, in his or her underwear. Are you more than slightly aroused or utterly disgusted? Wow, I never realised I was bisexual - thanks!

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What are some cute outfit ideas for a teen girl? Not sure I should really be answering this, but school uniform and pigtails?

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Im down right now. What are some ways to uplift my spirit? Take a ride in a hot air balloon!

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What is the first word that comes to thought when you see the word or letter 'a'? ['a' doesnt count] Armadillo! Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside!

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What is one big lesson you have learned in life? Don't go on first impressions.

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Who is your favorite dead comedian? Has to be Bob Monkhouse, the king of the one-liners.

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Whats the best way to lose weight and be super lazy? Im talkin super lazy like not do a damn thing lazy? (I wanna lose I just dont wanna have to work for it) Take loads of speed.

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What is the best video card on the current market for PC gaming? nVidea GeForce 8800 GTX. Apparently.

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My she cat is acting strange.she is carrying a balloon around the house.She is washing it.And laying it beside her.Why is she doing this? Do you ever call her 'Poppet'?

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How is chess considered a sport? What is your definition of sport? For me, when players compete to show who is the best. In this respect, there is no finer sport - there is no luck in chess. I sometimes wonder how the pole vault is considered a sport.

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What is the worst state to live in? A state of undress.

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What do you think about 'mail order' brides? I'd prefer a female one.

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Why is testing on humans considered worse than animal testing? Because animals can't say 'leave me alone, that hurts'.

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What's the last thing you lied about? This.

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What are some unique baby boy names? Adolf.

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How do you sharpen a scissors? If they are expensive ones you should get them done professionally. Cheaper ones can be done with a steel (that you'd use to sharpen a knife). Sellotape them open, then carefully sharpen one blade on the steel. Repeat for the other side.

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What is an easy/inexpensive way to remove rust from bolts and screws? Are they loose or fixed? For fixed ones, try a rust brush (like a 'dustpan & brush' brush but with metal bristles). For loose I'd go with 1Bad and try WD40.

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At what age should a cat be declawed? Are there alternatives to declawing (I can't be at home 24/7 to catch her and train her not to claw the furniture)? Would you sew your baby's arse up because you might not be there to change its nappy? So don't do it to the cat.

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If i was to hold a swim suit compition on ab and you were required to post a picture of yourself in a bathing suit , would you do so? Yes, but I'd need a new swim suit. Mine has holes in the elbows.

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How long does it take for myspace to show your birthday? Another 364 days. Sigh.

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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen? ET. Along with U2, the most overrated thing ever.

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What should you not ever do while driving a car,? Get in my way!

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What was the first thought that came into your head this morning? Must...scratch...balls.

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What jobs can you get without education and going to university or college? There are loads: - Dustman - Turkey wanker - Bus washer - Chocolate taster - Shrimp sorter

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There is nothing wrong with stealing unless you get caught.....period Have we been reading about Gyges?

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Does this NISSAN look like a porche or is it just me? > http://www.automobilemag.com/new_and_future_cars/2008/0703_2008_nissan_nismo_350z/ In the pictures it does, but in real life it is much bigger than a Porsche. It is meant to be a modern version of the old Datsun 240Z.

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Can I put my parakeet in an aquarium? Depends - can it swim?

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My AMD Athlon 4400+ came with 1024MB DDR2 ram. But the System Information page listed only 894MB. What happened to the other 130MB? Windows?

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I cant drink alcohol because of a health problem. How do I turn peaple down when they offer a drink without going through a long story each time? Tell them it gives you dreadful wind, then ask them if they still want you to have a drink.

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By my question does it show a avatar or my tweety bird picture?? No. You got bluebag.

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What would Princess Diana be doing today if she was still alive? Scratching on the lid of her coffin.

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What is your favourite death in a movie? The girl in Final Destination who gets hit by a coach. Or the guy in The Omen who's head is cut off by sheets of glass. Or the guy in the rack in Saw III. I don't know, I just love the gore.

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In America, a bridal shower and a Bachelor/Bachelorette party are two different things. Is is the same elsewhere in the world, or is it the same type of party in other parts of the world? A Bachelor party is called a Stag Do and a Bachelorette party is called a Hen Do in the UK. We don't really have 'Bridal Showers' - presents are given to the bridge & groom at the wedding.

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Is knowing really half the battle? What's the other half? Using to your own advantage.

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Will everyone be saved when Jesus returns? Not everyone. He'll have to have a few now.

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I've got a real question. I'm looking for the cut "How Dare You" by Whodini. Its supposedly on the LP "Back in Black", but only appears on the CD as a bonus track. I've looking for this on vinyl. Anyone know whats up with this? Yes, you are obviously a Vinyl Junkie and Ubergeek.

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The Velvet Underground or the Beatles? Are you serious?

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What do you think would be the highest complement that you could receive? Wow, I've never had a orgasm before.

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What would cause a petrol car to smoke and leak petrol from exhaust pipe Terrorists.

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I am a service rep for a Telephone Co, on Friday I spoke with a lady with a sad story about being laid off from a company she worked 33 years and she couldn't find a job. I gave her some credits on her bill so her service was not cut off...was I wrong? Yes, she was probably lying.

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What would Princess Diana be doing today if she was still alive? Same as the rest of us - watching this concert.

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What would happen if I hooked one pair of jumper cables to my ears, the other to a car battery, then started the car? Try it! Let us know.

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