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Do you think you’d be able to pose naked in the name of art? Of course not. The masses would rebel, in order to protect others from such an obscene exposure.

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How can Sarah Palin build a big privacy fence to keep her neighbor away yet sell her family's privacy to a reality tv show? The same way that you could, if anybody gave a damn about you.

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Don't you just love not being able to edit anything on the new AB? Nope.. it sucks.

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I enjoy hand jobs from my partner more than intercourse. Is this normal? Ignore the analytical answers. Do what feel good for you. You are normal.

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Do you think it's wrong of me that I want all the women I can possibly get to watch me jerking off and cumming? I have this fetish and want millions of women to see me in action, no strings of course!! You are normal. Just ask the ladies first. You will get 12 "get the hell away from me" answers. Then you will get one "nice, show it to me" answer. It's worth the first 12.

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Does anyone masturbate to fall asleep quicker? Of course. The big O is nice and relaxing.

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I dislike this interface a lot and it is so awful. How many of you support me to change it back to the old one ? How do I delete my AB account? The changes suck so bad, I'm finished.

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I dislike this interface a lot and it is so awful. How many of you support me to change it back to the old one ? How do I delete my AB account? The changes suck so bad, I'm finished.

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Does it annoy you that you can not directly access your friends questions ? The AB changes suck royally.

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dose it feel good to have nipples in your mouth That really depends on whoose nipples. So far, the ones I've chosen have been really nice to have between my lips.

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Would you be happy walking down the street if everybody you saw carried a loaded handgun in a holster? Absoultely yes. We would all be safer. The first 15 minutes would be bad. Then, the nut jobs would have been eliminated.

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Which ABer is most likely to be president someday? -Icy- of course

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My mom was trying on bras in Sears today and she had my dad join her in the fitting room to help her and keep her company. Is there any law against such a thing? Nahh. He's seen both of em before.

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What are you known for amongst your family & friends? as in, a good cook, expert on a certain subject, a fanatic on some topic, etc.... The guy that goes to work every day, works his ass off, and brings the paycheck home.

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Do you think it is ironic that The President accepted The Nobel Peace Prize only days after committing another 30,000 troops to Afghanistan? Irony is the wrong term. It is absolutely hypocritical. He is taking our country down the road to evil.

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If you found a lunchbox on the street... would you open it and eat the lunch? That would depend on how clean she was.

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The Dr. wanted to ______ but I said _______ ? (feel free to have fun and use as many words as needed for a good laugh) look in my ass ...... your fingers are too big. get the nurse.

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Which is one word you use frequently during the daily conversation? shankspur

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Can you finish this sentence please?: Oh my god! You looked __________. at her ass!!

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Fill in the blank: No more __________ for you! PUSSY

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Would you like to colonize another planet? Yes. I would like to pick the people that we send on the mission. I would not be included. Ahhh.... now the world is a much better place.

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In your opinion, is the propagation of the theory of Global Warming by its chief proponents motivated primarily by politics, a sense of altruism, or financial gain? Speaking publicly about the FACT of global warming is an attempt to wake the world up to what will happen if we do not reduce the human influence which is increasing global temperatures. It is an effort to not flood the Netherlands, New York, and Boston. The answer is Nuclear power.

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What does Santa Claus have for Christmas dinner? Mrs. Claus. There is one isn't there?

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I just got a dress for Winterball; it's a V-Neck. I naturally have curly hair, but can straigten it easily. What should i do with my hair? Pictures would be nice! ;) Spiked Mohawk!

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What kind of a student were/are you? Gifted - I worked, bought my own books, and paid my tuition.

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What are some of the best stand-up comedians of all time? Jackie Martling

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What are some of the best stand-up comedians of all time? Doug Stanhope

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What is something you associate with England? A country invaded and conquered by foreigners that have no respect for the people who built the country.

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Is file sharing really a crime? That depends on what is contained within the files.

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What happened to the Iraq and Afghanastan war protesters? The U.S. news media followed their orders. The orders were to stop covering these U.S. citizens exercising their right to free speech. Make them irrelevant.

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How can you defeat loneliness when you are 6,000 miles from home and no one around you seems to care you are here? Call an escort service. For an hour you'll be top dog.

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Your experiences/thoughts on anal sex? Anal isn't worth it. Great unknown.. forget it... not worth it. been there... don't need to go back.

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My boyfriend of almost 2 months told me he needs to have sex with a prostitute unless we have sex soon , like in 2-3 weeks, because it is his sexual need, I was mad so he promised to wait for me because Im a virgine but Im still confused. what u think? I think he wants u to fuck him. Is that some mystery?? Make up ur mind. Fuck him or loose him.

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Have you dated someone of a diffrent race ? If so how did your friends and family accept it? Of course, I have not. To do so would be immoral.

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Feeling blue today; Who wants to cheer me up? I'm here for you. Let's take off our pants and play. We will both be happier.

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Why should women accept some ancient man's "laws" about how to conduct themselves sexually, especially when they had no say in those laws? They should not. And, in return, they should not expect any man to notice their presence. Life is all about choices.

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How do i send text messages from my cell phone to my computer e-mail dial 911 ... when the lady answers, tell her that your emegency is that you need to be fucked .. she will take care of the rest

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Would it be a good idea to make all Presidential nominees answer 10 question with a lie detector? I like the premise of your question. Unfortunately, it wouldn't work. By that point, even they are begining to belive their own lies. So, the detector wouldn't work.

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Do you have a favorite pen? Yes... G2

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What are some foods you find annoying listening to other people eat? I think banana's are #1 on my list Potato chips

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My computer is running like ___________? a two dollar hooker with a one dollar john.

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Which is the most beautiful work of art from GOD? Jesus, and all that follows.

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What bra cup size is considered big boobs? EEE way too big

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Who were the people who led you to your faith or the lack of it? Abbie Hoffman

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What are the educational requirements to be a White House photographer? Can you hold a camera? Have you been indoctrinated into the socialist agenda of moving assets from those who work and pay taxes, to those who don't work and don't pay taxes? OK, you are in. (Of course, don't forget, we pay large sums of homage to Goldman Sachs and the other jew bankers that control our econmy.) If you can keep these secrets you are in, photographer.

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Why will Obama not release his college transcripts? Same reason he won't make his birth certificate public. Nothing there will help him in his move for socialist conquest.

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Can you name a name brand that makes pecils What is a pecil?

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Can you complete this sentence? "Revenge is ...... " What my ex thought she was doing, when there was no reason for it.

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There are so many religions out there all proclaiming to be the only true religion. How is one to know which one is the only true religion? You really can't. So, take your best shot. May I suggest, that when CAREFULLY analyzed, only one really doesn't want to kill everyone else.

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Who would you rather date Mila Kunis or Megan Fox? Neither. May I please run from both. I have a life.

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Why isn't asian men attracted to black females? ans... a question with a question ... Have you ever seen a black woman's pussy. Holy shit!

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Have you ever thought.. wow, there`s a sentence i thought i ll never say! what was it? Yes..!! i said to a friend... "Here, let me hold the dildo for you."

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If the truth hurts, should one keep one's mouth shut? No we should not. We need to look critically at how the interests of Israel have hijacked the policies of the United States Government.

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When have you last cried? For whom? Nov. - Dec. 2008, for the Palestinian children that were murdered by the Israeli army, using weapons supplied by the US taxpayer.

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Why does it hurt when I pee? Because you fucked that skank without a condom.

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Whats the longest Pee you have ever took? From the top of a 33 story building. I made sure it was down wind.

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Can you pee in frount of someone? I love it when a woman casually hangs around and watches me pee.

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Can you pee in frount of someone? Only if she agrees to it. Otherwise, I'd most likely be arrested.

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I'm attracted to women. How do I tell my boyfriend? Offer him a threesome. Let him see you in action with a woman. He will love you even more.

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Is it a tradition for the pope to smack on her face in the bathroom? The last one did it and this one too? WTF ??

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I`m giving your girlfriend some sweet talk, how do you respond? I offer you a twenty to take the psycho off my hands.

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Whats the theme song for your mood right now? Taxman

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If you could go back in time, which movie star of yesteryear would you ravish? Hedy Lamarr

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Are you old enough to remember "Petticoat Junction", "Captain Kangaroo", "Mork and Mindy" or "Gilligans Island"? I remember all of them. I also know now that I was clueless as to the double meaning of Hooterville.

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Have you slept with your cousin? No, but I did your sister.

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What kind of computer should i buy?? (or is the best to buy) Get one that has the porn pre-installed. That will save you a lot of DL time.

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What kind of computer should i buy?? (or is the best to buy) Build your own. It's easy.

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When does it start snowing in Vancouver? Thursday... 3:08 AM,

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Has your vehicle ever run out of gas? Yes. About 1975. I was dirt poor, had a 1963 Bel Air station wagon. Left rear quarter panel wrecked. bought it that way for $150. That's where the tank was. It would only hold 4 gallons b4 it would leak. Gauge didn't work. I would stop every day and add $2 = ~4 gal. I miscalculated once. Ran out of gas, and coatsted up to an Exxon pump. Life was simple when I was poor.

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Have there been any conspiracy theories that have been proven to be true? ....

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If you were to guess, how many hangars are in your closet? None. But, I do have two closets in my hanger.

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How would you feel if your really muddy dog rolled on your duvet, plastering it ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= see the video I would place a bullet in the dog's head.

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What's One smell, that YOU, Really don't care for? Most perfumes.

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What is your most trusted source of news? There isn't one. They all have an agenda. In today's world they are all being used in an Orwellian way to control the thoughts and beliefs of the masses. Look at who owns each news source, and discern their biases. Those biases play out in their newscasts.

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Have you ever urinated on anyone other than yourself? I've been told I did. My mother said I was about 5 months old when I nailed her.

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You wanna piece 'a me? That depends on you. Please turn slowly while I examine you.

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A Missouri resident dies without a will but the primary asset in the estate is a Mobile Home/Trailer that is titled on death to her daughter. Would the contents of the trailer also be protected from creditors? What about a checking account? You need to speak with an attorney, licensed in MO, who is familiar with probate law. You would be a fool to rely upon getting your answer here.

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If I am planning to get pregnant & want to travel to Africa and want to get yellow fever vaccine is it safe? Ask your doctor. Don't ask someone like me.

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Why is the entertainment complex in the hold of a ship rather than set against walls of glass like a howard hughs airplane? WTF ??

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When do you need to count to ten? When getting change for a purchase, which I have completed by surrendering a Federal Reserve note depicting the portrait of the first Secretary of the Treasury, Alexander Hamilton.

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I adopted 2 (M&F, couldnt be separated) senior chihuahuas about 6 months ago & the male pees on the bed when were not looking. They sleep with us & we are great to them. Everytime I change the sheets & comforter, he does it again. He just started this. He is clearly trying to give you a message.

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What's one thing YOU find especially unattractive in a woman? A piercing through the mouth or nose.

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What makes a man lose interest in sex? Constant bitching.

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Is Obama's birth certificate a fair question? It most certainly is a fair question. All U.S. citizens have a vested interest in knowing whether or not their President is qualified to serve in that capacity.

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Woman - Do you get offended when people call the tattoo on your lower back a "tramp stamp"? Men - Do you think the tattoo on the lower back is trampy? It clearly is a tramp stamp. That must be the message that the person wished to convey.

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Is Detroit safe? Yes. Detroit has evolved to the level of a lawless African nation state. It is no doubt safer than Mogadishu.

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May I please have your baby? WTF??

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My baby's decided it's too comfy at 12 days overdue. I'm off to the hospital to be induced. Those close to me know how terrified I am of doctors and medicine and all that... would you say a prayer for me? or send some positive, "no c-section" thoughts? I've prayed for you. Wish you the best.

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I told a woman that I work with that I think the local weathergirl is cute and she told me that it was wrong for me to think that because I am married and all pleasure should come from my wife. I can't control who I think is attractive. Am I wrong? You've learned something very important. Don't waste your time expressing your thoughts to such a narrow minded person, who is ready to preach to you about what you should believe.

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Is it wrong to dress my cat up as Ghandi? (he seems to like it) Only if you try to pimp the cat out as a Ghandi whore.

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What song(s) made you cry? Taxman

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What is the most useless school subject you've ever taken? A sociology course called "Marriage and Family." It amounted to a lesbo trying to convince us that she and her other lesbo are a normal family.

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What is the worst method of torture you ever heard of? The scheme of taxation implemented by the United States government.

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Do you think President Barack Obama's troop surge in Afghanistan will be successful? Yes. It will be extremely successful in getting the US further mired in a Vietnam like quagmire. It will also be successful in getting praise heaped on BHO by Israel, for his wonderful actions in protecting them from their many enemies.

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Why, if Obama views the Afghan war as so critical, he has set a withdrawal date? This is a play (a lie) to the press. It allows him 19 months to explain how he has changed his mind, and will instead be sending even more US forces to his favorite war.

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Whats the worst habbit you have right now? My reliance upon the US government to feed, clothe, and house me.

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How could you do what you've gone and done to me? It was easy. You deserved every bit of it.

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What movie should I rent today? Blazing Saddles

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Do vampires really exist? Yes. There is one (allegedly) working in the cube next to me.

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Do you feel like you pay too much taxes? I don't feel like I'm paying too much of my efforts in taxation, I'M CERTAIN OF IT! approximately 67% of all of my earnings go to various levels of government under a plethora of taxation schemes. This is criminal.

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Are you lucky with love? Absolutely yes. In exchange for 100% of everthing I will ever earn or create, for the rest of my life, I have acquired a highly rationed trickle of pussy. Furthermore, I am allowed to live with the bitch that is the life support system for that rarely seen pussy. - Tiger Woods

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Test your relationship, can you name 3 great qualities about your partner right now? Of course I can: 1. her ability to empty our financial accounts without effort. 2. her ability to lie without flinching. 3. her ability to sleep and watch TV while I work my ass off.

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What is another way to say "broken"? fubared

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Fill in the blank:OMG!It's a______________!I'm so scared!! banker

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What are some erogenous zones on women? the males wallet

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What is your favorite word in the English language? conflagration

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What is your favorite word in the English language? fubar

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Is sex good for your health? That depends on who you are fucking.

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Are wine bottles made from tempered glass? No. You would not want to pay for that.

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Do you have standards? Yes, absolutely. And, the more I drink the lower they go. I went home at 2 with a 10, and woke up at 10 with a 2.

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Are people with definite opinions intimidating to you? No, but they are rude if they stay in your face with it. If they simply defend their position, make it clear it won't change, and then allow others to babble, they are OK with me.

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Use your __________ next time! condom

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What would you put inside a time capsule to be opened 50 years from now? A thumb drive, a hard drive, and a DVD .. when it's opened they will laugh.

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My GF says one day she would like to own a Walther PPK, how can I go about telling her revolvers are the way to go? If the weapon is for self defense, don't get anything in chrome or stainless. Light reflectivity is a very bad thing in a low light situation. Rent or borrow a S&W 340pd with crimson trace laser grips. Let her see how light it is (= easy to carry), and see how well she can group with the laser grips. She will be sold.

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What can you hear but cannot see The two lesbains in the next apartment having wild sex.

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Would you own or display a Rebel Flag? This question is profoundly inexact. There was NO ensign known as the "Rebel Flag." I am familiar with the Flag of the Confederate States of America, aka the "Stars and Bars." I am familiar with the Confederate Naval Ensign, and I know of the Confederate Battle Flag. If you are refering to the Confederate Battle Flag. I am proud to own the banner under which so many...

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Do the police have to tell your boss when you get a ticket for possession of drug paraphernalia (13-3415A) while sitting in a company vehicle (in Glendale Arizona) behind a store? Whether they are required to disclose this information, versus whether they will helpfully insure contact with the employer, are two entirely different questions.

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Which do you feel is worse, cigarettes or marijuana? This isn't even close. Chemically, cured tobacco is far more harmful, especially in cigarettes. Don't argue with the GF. It's not worth it.

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Is the boeing 727 still in use today or has it been retried from service FEDEX still flies at least one 727-200. It is in use every day MEM - YYC.

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Where do you want to seat in an airplane? Wing exit row. aisle.

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I recently got a flemish giant and he will not let me pick him up and hold him.. although he is a very friendly and loves to be pet e will not let me hold him and it gets very frustrating i have read that they really dont like to be held too much You can hold my flemish giant.

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If guns kill people, do spoons make them fat? Yes, and pencils misspell words.

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Who would you like to be reborn as? Myself, and no one else. :-)

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How do you say 'i love you' in japan? Try this, "I love you in Japan."

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Meredith Baxter Birney says she didn't know she was lesbian until she was 55. Is that rare? Mental illness is not rare. It can develop at any stage of life.

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What does an ultralight cost? One life. Right after it folds up around the pilot.

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What is the safest part of an airplane? The part that is sitting absolutely still, on the earth, engines shut down, with no human around to interfere with it and screw things up.

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In one word your thoughts on the oppisite sex? manipulative

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Is there a certain date number before i can have sex with my girlfriend? Yes. The number where she chooses to let you in.

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If it is true that the world is "going to he** in a handbasket", who or what is carrying the basket? No. It's much worse than that. We've already circled the drain. Now, the world is so far down the shitter that we've entered the main sewer line 1/2 mile from the house.

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When you are "left to your own devices", what are YOUR devices? Two dildos.

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Is there any special scent that reminds you of anything good or bad? Pinaud Talc. The barber shop 40 years ago.

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Is there any special scent that reminds you of anything good or bad? pine-sol. reminds me of elementary school clean up after a kid puked.

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Which skill do you wish you were the best at? playing the guitar

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What do you have in your home that you keep hidden from children? two dildos

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What is one product that you are embarrassed each time you buy it, even though you may need it? K-Y, by the case.

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How can i make some extra money in time for christmas? I understand that they need someone at the adult bookstore to service the glory hole.

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What is your opinion of a hoe? That depends on which whore. Some have been VERY nice to me.

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A farmer has 22 sheep. All but 7 die. What is his dog's name? "My Balls" He picked that name so he could always say, "I'm stroking my balls."

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Hard Question Should African Americans Be Payed To make Movies out of Donated Multi-Media and Photo Albums To Show to Immigrants? WTF ??

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If you were John McCain, would you endorse Sarah Palin as your pick for the 2012 GOP Presidential nominee? Why or why not? No, I couldn't stand her voice. It's like fingernails on the black board.

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Since becoming sexually active, what is the longest period of time you have gone without having sex? Was was the cause or reason for abstaining? Do you mean alone, or with others?

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Why did you have to ruin it for me? You were standing there, with that look in your face.

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What movie have you seen the most times, and how many? Dr. Strangelove. More than 10 x.

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If you were John McCain, would you endorse Sarah Palin as your pick for the 2012 GOP Presidential nominee? Why or why not? Hell no! She is a bonehead. Let's find a scholar. We need someone who is independent of the political machines and lobbyists.

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Conservatives: Are you as mad at Mike Huckabee that the pardoned Maurice Clemmons as you were at Doukakis for pardoning Willie Horton? We should all be incensed at politicians that open the prison gates and allow feral beasts to murder peaceful citizens.

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My boyfriend doesn't want me to tell my closets friends about our intimate moments so how should I respond? He's most likely afraid that if your friends find out how good he is, they will all demand his "intimate" services.

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Is it embarrassing to get an erection during a prostate exam? Not at all. My doctor is F. It didn't bother either of us.

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When I was in undergrad Biology, we did a lab where we tested all the surfaces of the public restroom to find the one covered with the most bacteria. Any guesses as to which surface it was? The sink.

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Does the satellite need to fire its engines constantly in order to maintain its speed? No, inertia does not require constant propulsion.

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What is the best title for a 5000 word prize essay? can be topical, discussion, argumental, philisophical. Why my penis was in the punch, and other relevant moments at the party

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I think most of u people are old.Does this bother you? Of course not. There is absolutely nothing you might think that could bother me. You are irrelevant to me.

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Is it reasonable to expect a totally unpolluted environment? Why or why not? No. Because your body expels substances that change the surroundings. = pollution

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If you wanted out of the US armed forces, would politely refusing to follow any orders work? No, that would get you locked up in whatever they happen to call the jail (brig, stockade, etc). When there, you would get an attitude adjustment.

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Do drugs change the way you think and make you not care about anything but yourself and your next high? That would depend on the drug.

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Guys if you were old an alone would you consider marriage with anyone who came along not to die alone? Would that be worth marrying for? Hell no. I'd make it a point to live peacefully and happily ever after.

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Whats the worst thing you can say to someone who just got married? When I had sex with (insert new spouses name) he/she really wasn't very good. I hope you have better luck with it than I did.

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Is the basis of the protests by the teabaggers as bogus as their history? Actually, anti-taxation protests are quite patriotic. Without some pressure from the public, the criminals that we call congressmen would rape us financially.

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What is the best compliment that you can give a man? Nice package :-)

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Have you ever dreamed that someone was "doing" you, and you awoke to find you were actually being "done"? Yes. It was the IRS, your friend and mine, the US government.

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How do you make a library sexy? Look into the librarians eyes.

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Politicians who play to extremist bases or lobbyists... both sides of the aisle. ...how smart are they ignoring their constituents? The majority of "we the people" Want The Public Option.Why are they so obtuse? Who do they think will vote them back in? Congressmen, politicians, are very smart. They play only to the money, not the people. They know that when the next election comes along, the two party system will only offer you shit, or shit. The people will be forced to choose one, and the people will be manipulated by the same organizations that have already ponied up the money to buy the politician. Perfect system, isn't it.

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What is the most popular hobby amongst people of your generation in your country? Sex. repeated sex. and then, more sex.

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Why do Atheists mainly rail against Christians, can't they spew their visceral hate at Jews and Muslims too? In the United States atheists are empowered by the ACLU. The ACLU is largely funded and operated by jews. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

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Would the world be better off making the UK into an extra USA state after we kick it out of the EU first? No, the world would not be "better off." The USA soundly rejected such options in 1776 & 1812. Both times, the decison was correct.

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Why don't wishes come true Fairy tales never told you: Wishes only come true when you take your pants off.

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Can you get pregnant again if your already pregnant but not that far along? If you need to ask this question, you are obviously fucking too much, and/or too many.

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Marijuana is the answer, what was the question? Name a harmless substance which is constantly maligned by the ignorant.

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Do you like people younger than you calling you by your name? No, I prefer they call me by your name.

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Marijuana is the answer, what was the question? I need a safe alternative to alcohol.

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Why does my sis who is one yr younger then me absolutely love to catch me undressed? She obviously wants to see your genitals. I understand that. I do too.

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My vagina opening is to small... for something so tiny as a quetip. Is there anyone else out there that has had this problem? I've been to a OBGYN and have to have a procedure to fix it. I'm nervous. Anyone? Relax. I'll help you. We can work through this together.

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Women, do you have problems with your nipples being erect at inconvenient times? Don't hide it. Flaunt it. It's wonderful.

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If only the strongest survive, is compassion weakness? Of course not. Your premise is flawed, and your question is not supported.

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What comes to your mind when I say flowers? Which is your favorite flower? Kim Flowers, and Kim Flowers

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What's the best way to convert an Athiest into a Christian? With Microsoft's "Atheist Converter," v2.1. Just sent $89.95 to Bill Gates, and your problems are solved.

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Have you ever felt too weak to smile? I don't know. Who's "too weak to smile." I might have felt her, but I can't remember her. Is that an Indian name? (Not slurpee indian, Casino indian.)

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What is the opposite of time? (2009-11-29) No Time .... best explained by "The Guess Who"

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Are there different privileges on here for each level???? YIPPEEEE......I'm a level 2 .....now what? Put your pants on your head, walk out in the street, see if anyone notices.

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Name one sign you usually find in airports Bar

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That couple who snuck into the prz' party have an arabic name. Could it be another teroristic plot? Highly unlikely. They look more like media whores.

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What does it mean when i wake up in the middle of the night, standing up? it means you were thinking of me. blush

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Pondering: What do you like to smell when you wake up on a Sunday morning? A woman who is profoundly interested in my erection.

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Why do males have nipples? As an anchor for a woman's lips.

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What's the name of the last book you read? General Kenney Reports, by George Kenney, fascinating

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What is the most annoying thing someone can do at a table? Explain why I should believe in their political messiah.

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What is the most annoying thing someone can do at a table? Masturbate

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What is the most annoying thing someone can do at a table? Talk with the mouth full of food

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What is the most annoying thing someone can do at a table? Blow their nose

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What is the best gift you have received from the Lord? Jesus Christ

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What is the best gift you have received from the Lord? My family

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Are you paying too much for groceries? Of course I am. When I voted for BHO, I thought he was going to get them delivered to my house for free.

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Do you believe in a unisex God .. or a male God ..? Neither. It doesn't matter. God is simply the power, and the leader that we must follow and worship. We must do this while embracing Jesus Christ as our savior.

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What race is discriminated against the most? In the United States it is the Caucasian, more specifically the male.

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Is it correct to be non-judgemental actually? No, it's BS. All of us judge. If I didn't characterize those around me, I would have been murdered early in my life by walking into the wrong situations.

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Have you ever been the straw that broke the camel's back? Yes, I was number 4 at the gang bang. She was finally satisfied.

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Where have all the anti-war people gone since Barack Obama became president? They have been swept into his pro-Israel war campaigns. After all, they won the Presidential election, now they are confused that their man wants to fight wars for Israel.

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Why is homosexuality being embraced by society to the point where it's politically incorrect to say that it's wrong? Because international forces want to destroy a white, christian society.

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Is there any way of enjoying being stuck on an aeroplane during a flight? Yes, way back, when Southwest stews wore hot pants.

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Write any two means of preventing soil erosion. 1. contour plowing - and - 2. Keeping my wife out of the driver's seat. She appears to be uniquely capable of getting the car off of the pavement.

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What is a well established idea that you still cannot grasp? That institutional and governmental discrimination against males and whites is somehow acceptable because of some perception about what might have happened two generations ago.

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Is it domestic violence if there are no injuries? What if the hitting didn't really hurt him/her? If it is violence, it is is violence. How could you possibly un-violent a violent act already committed?

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If Greece was the birthplace of European civilisation, then why is it so underdeveloped in the modern age? Because of the Greeks.

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How can i find the last name of a delta airline pilot who flew oct 18th from atlanta to columbia south carolina Get your wallet out. This will be very expensive. Initiate legal action, prove to the judge that you need to know, get an order for the disclosure. Good luck.

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Flights canceled and delayed due to computer error. People still waiting in airports 24 hours later. Why the hell can't they get humans to kick in? Serious question. Humans did "kick in" as best and as fast as they could. Unfortunately it takes a human about 2-3 minutes to process a flight plan. That is why NADIN was developed to do the job in about 2 seconds. NADIN is an antiquated network, and has proven to be the Achilles heel of commercial air travel on many occasions. You want it fixed? Tell your Congressman to skim a few million out of...

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Could you whisper in my ear The things you wanna feel? Of course I will. Let's start with your boobs.

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Finish this sentence. I have an itch on my ___________, can you scratch it for me? ass

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Can you sleep during the flight? No, but apparently the pilots of northwest 188 can.

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When did you suspect the Falcon Heene balloon boy incident was a hoax? The very minute I heard the first news report.

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How often do people, mainly women, die from domestic violence? Never more than once.

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McDonald's is the answer, what was the question? What inexpensive food will give me the illusion of sustenance while making me as fat as Rosie O'Donnell?

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Steam power plant Steam isn't even the question. The question is how do we heat the water. The only rational answer is nuclear power.

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Why do boys hate marriage? Because they realize that what you are offering is a highly rationed trickle of pussy in exchange for 100% of everything they will ever earn or create, for the rest of their life. Wow, what a bargain.

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I can't sleep...does anyone have any home sleep remedies that don't involve pills? Sex, alone or with others.

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Does showing guys things on webcam make you a whore? (i don't like doing it but its the only way i seem to be able to keep thier attention) No, it would regure that these guys stick something in you in order for you to be a whore.

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I keep having the same fight with my boyfriend about him masturbating while I'm in our house. He has even done it while he thought I was asleep next to him. I told him it makes me feel badly about myself, but he never even admits to it. What can I do? You are amazingly selfish. He should run from you like his ass is on fire.

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Can we find another, less pejorative word than "cheater" to define men and women who have relationships outside their marriages? Of course we can. Let's call them: Victors

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What would you do if a weird old guy in a thong came up to you on a beach? (LINK) I'd ask him to explain his exposed grape nuts.

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How do you react to rejection? rejection ---> ejaculation

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Who is mans worst enemy? Women.

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What is a well established idea that you still cannot grasp? Intelligent women.

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Is death painful? Death isn't. But, the last few minutes getting there can be.

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Do you like your bank? No, the bank is the John. I am the whore.

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What is the best way to not get disappointed? Have no expectations. None whatsoever.

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Are women more spiritual than men? Yes. and I've frequently involved them in the spiritual worship of my cock.

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Have you ever crashed a party? (2009-11-28) Yes, but it was cool. I brought plenty of beer, and the hostess eventually wanted to fuck me.

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What is the worst thing that can happen during a walk in the woods? An undulating tree branch could rip off your pants and underwear. Immediately behind you would be a troop of 15 year old girl scouts. They would immediately want to help you, and would ALL see your erection.

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Ok, who do you think is gonna win #1 Florida or #2 Alabama? -Icy-'s lips ... win over all others

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What animal best describes your employer? A Shit Head ... you've seen one haven't you. They lurk about your worst dreams.

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Where should I hide my sausage? In Kim *******'s vagina. So many have been there, she most likely will never even notice.

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Zahi Hawass discovered the homes of the workers who built the great pyramids. He denounces that they were ever slaves. Has no archaeological evidence that any exodus occurred. Does this crush the idea of the Mosses myth? WTF? I'm surprised to see such a distended and illogical question from you. You are really reaching on this one.

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Would Palin be better for us than Obama Probably not. The only advantage she might offer is that she would not have mossad agents in the white house.

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Have you ever tasted true southern fried chicken (chicken fried south of the mason dixon line)? hell, yes. Fried in bacon grease with corn meal batter. Best ever.

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What was your worst illogical childhood fear? That my mother would force me to show my penis to my sisters and aunts.

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What happened to the african american soldiers in the north during the civil war? They were largely ignored and abandoned by their white masters in the U.S Army. The best example of how they were "used" was at Ft. Pillow, TN. Confederate forces were victorious. During the Union retreat, the Confederates continued to pound the Union forces with military force. The United States attempted to characterize this as a "racial" action by the Confederate forces....

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Which store would you least expect to have a Black Friday sale? The sex toy store.

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Which store would you least expect to have a Black Friday sale? The tobacco store.

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Did I just catch you playing with your dolls again? Yes my doll is erect. All of us were playing with it.

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Israel is the size of New Jersey, and has the fourth most powerful military. Why don't they just eradicate the Palestinians in one fell swoop of mass genocide? Why does such a small country need such a powerful U.S. financed military arm?

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Israel is the size of New Jersey, and has the fourth most powerful military. Why don't they just eradicate the Palestinians in one fell swoop of mass genocide? Because then, even Israel, would appear more evil than the holocaust of the 1940s. AND THEY WOULD BE CONSUMMATE EVIL if they perpetrated your postulate.

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WOMEN: Have you ever put your menstrual blood on a man's bed, clothes or any other personal belongings to get even with him for having abused you? I've done it and it works like a charm!!! You are an evil bitch.

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If i power off moniotr my pc will reboot again , why What is a "monitor system?" Does it involve a large lizard?

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Should parents bare their souls to their kids? That depends on what is in the bare soul. If it involves sex with animals.... NO.

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What caused the fall of the British Empire? The invasion by non- white, non-christian immigrants.

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Can fairies grant you any wish No. But, the faries that I know will grant any wish that has to do with my penis or anus.

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Can you name two things that just belong together? Yes,,, Penis - Vagina

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Viagra soft tabs ... Isn't that an an oxymoron? Nah. I know oxy, and he is not a moron. If he needs hard on pills. He should use them.

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What is the craZiest dirtiest porn you have ever seen? I want to get my bf something so dirty so he knows I'm up for anything. Suggestions? Will you marry me?

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Can you describe yourself in one word? Yes, I can.

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Fill-in: The one thing I really want is__________. Sex with a midget.

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Fill-in: The one thing I really want is__________. naked micro analysis.

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What do you think is the root cause of terrorism? The continuing stream, of cash that the United States provides to Israel. And, the money that the United States pays to others (Egypt, et al) as a "bribe" so they will not attack Israel. Read carefully, this answer does not say the cause is Israel. The cause is that we in the United States have allowed our government to be hijacked by some who believe they are "helping"...

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What do you think is the root cause of terrorism? Religions that teach that murder is acceptable. There are several religions that teach that under "these" circumstances, kill him.

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What do you do when your Drunk? I forget how to correctly form contractions.

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What do you think Obama should get for Christmas? I've heard that we could purchase a really good looking U.S. Birth Certificate for him from a guy named Pablo in an alley in El Paso.

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Will schools teaching teenage boys how to respect women prevent domestic violence later in life? [link] Probably not. It will do nothing to prevent their wife/GF from taking a swing at them.

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What modern-day problems do you have in your relationships? The director of procurement and spending seems to believe that the bank account is endless, and automatically replenishing without anyone have to work their ass off to make that happen.

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I don't know her, but I know she lives there. You could say she's the "girl next door", but she lives some blocks away. How could I get her to notice me? You only have two choices: 1. Walk right up to her, confidently introduce yourself, make some intelligent small talk. 2. Forget it, it won't happen.

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Im canadian and gettin married to my american fiance what do i need to stay with her in america Tickets to a country where she must wear a burqa.

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What is the laziest way to lose weight? Liposuction ... if you can have someone else earn the money to pay for it. You know, like that guy that pays all of your bills.

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Im canadian and gettin married to my american fiance what do i need to stay with her in america Your own computer, that she can't touch.

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Im canadian and gettin married to my american fiance what do i need to stay with her in america Separate televisions.

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Im canadian and gettin married to my american fiance what do i need to stay with her in america Ear plugs.

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Im canadian and gettin married to my american fiance what do i need to stay with her in america The patience of Job.

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Is the KKK still alive in the United States? If so where at? I believe they are very close to your dangling preposition, the one without an object.

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Has anyone ever had a minority family move into a house next store and they turned out to be wonderful neighbors totally unlike the negative stereotypes about such a situation? What is, "...a house next store..." ??

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What is the best way of tackling climate change: cap and trade or a carbon tax? neither. build nuclear power plants

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Interpretations pls... You tell a female friend at work she looks nice in her dress, she responds "I'm not sure what to do with that...." She is too stupid to simply say, "Thank you."

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Whats one thing that you know for sure about tomorrow? it will fall in November.

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If you made a gang what would the gang name be? Pizza Pussy Santa ... because everybody likes at least one of those

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Is there a difference in a $10 HDMI cable and a $100 one? Yes. ... $90

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If you saw two minutes of your future 1 year from now, even if it was good, would you try to change what you saw? WTF?

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Can turning vegetarian help Global warming? That depends on which way you turn the vegetarian. If you put her upwind, you have something to hide behind.

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Why do female entertainers put more efforts into looking slutty rather than concentrating on their talent? They have a product to sell. They know that sex sells.

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Whats the last thing you wanna see? Rosie O'Donnell ... naked.

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What would you do if you were spending a weekend in Madison, Wisconsin? Drive to New Glarus. Go to Reuf's meat market and buy a box load of landjagers.

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What would you do if you were spending a weekend in Madison, Wisconsin? Drink.

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Your son has been taken hostage in a lawless African state, the kidnappers want $1.5 million, and the government can't or won't help. What do you do? Can't happen. I've taught my son to avoid Memphis and Detroit.

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Does Hell exist in this life or the next? I'm sure it exists in this life. Meet my wife.

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Will Roman Polanski comply with his bail conditions? Of course he will. He's demonstrated that over the last four decades. Is there any other crap I can sell you? Look, here, in the trunk of my car. Surely you want to buy some of this shit.

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GOD vs CHUCK NORRIS.... who wins? Truman Capote

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How far is an infared emitter in ft My infrared emitter is just over 0.5 ft. But, I've learned to work with. A few have said that I've learned to work it with magnificent success.

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What is your favorite Western Movie? Blazing Saddles

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HOW LONG ARE DOGS PREGNANT FOR? Until she gives birth.

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What is your favorite Western Movie? Dr. Strangelove

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What kind of pet snake is good for beginners? My trouser snake.

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What is the main cause of divorce...in general? Women make promises. Women fail to keep promises. But after all, they just changed their mind.

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Think about the last time you were very angry. now tell me why you were angry. did you later solve the problem. its funny how we always get "mad" and later forgive eachother. I remember that. It was decades ago. No thank you. This is not a relationship where you can demand my performance.

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Why does my 1999 cheverolet cavalier run excellent untill it reaches 45 mph and then t starts missing and bucking severely untill you giv it more gas and the it runs god fo a few seconds and starts doing it again? It sounds like you have Rosie O'Donnell in the car.

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Do you care what the Obamas ate for Thanksgiving dinner? I'm sure they woofed down a large dollar from my tax receipts.

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Are you textually active? Only with the right person.

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My mens irregular from may 2008 - july 2009 cause i had taken 1 - 2 plan b monthly up until may 2009 i had what seemed to be a regular menstraul in june and in july it came exactly 1 week early now im 19 weeks preg havin a hard time fig when i conceived What the hell are your trying to ask? Can you speak English?

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Could you put some_______in my_______please,cause it sure tastes good to me? semen mouth

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What 's one thing, One Thing, that will "always" turn you on? Warm oil on my penis.

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I might be going to the Dominican Republic in a few months and i was wondering what kind of fun stuff you can do there, and if theres anything i need to watch out for? Be careful! There is a guy named Jorge that will want to fuck you in the ass. He tried the same on me.

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Did you ever have a favorite Elvis Presley song? Yes i did. jailhouse Rock

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The sewage water from toilets and city sewers gets treated and pumped right back into your home, how does this make you feel? ... make me feel?? It makes me feel like you are an idiot for saying something so stupid.

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Can I take my laptop back to the store I bought it from, and instead of getting the money back, get a computer despite me having it for more than a year? First put on a yarmulke... the guys at the store will think you are a Jew and be scared shitless that you will tell the news media some lie about how bad you were treated. Then, pound the counter and demand equality.

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What did cavemen eat? cavewomen .... when they were clean

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Don't you sometimes wish your life had a reset button? Mine does. My wife's clitoris. If I don't hit reset occasionally, everything goes to shit.

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What's your definition of "SEXY"? You baby, you...

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What is the best thing to feel under your hands? nice soft boobs...

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If you had to express it as a percentage, how honest do you think AnswerBaggers are about themselves on this site? 756.389% ... approximately

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What are YOU famous for? (2009-11-26) My infamity.

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What if it were made legal to kill your own child (despite public protests)? Would you still consider it to be murder or, since it's now legal, just a choice? I would ignore this new law, but use its premise to campaign for spousal euthenasia.

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If you were at a restaurant, and you saw this, would you laugh? See video . . No, I would simply leave. It would be clear to me that I was out of place.

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What did you last take a picture of? My next door neighbors, naked in their yard having sex. Nice night time shot.

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"Love means never having to say you are sorry". is this phrase correct? No, it is bull shit.

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If you have spent 3 hours hard work (after your job) removing a fireplace for your partner and she does not appreciate this. Instead she moans about the dust, should I hit her with a sledgehammer? No. You should simply accept it that women do not know how to be appreciative or grateful.

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Have you ever spent Thanksgiving alone? Yes. At the Holiday Inn in Bakersfield. Sucked.

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What was the last thing that brought a tear to your eye? Freshly sliced onion.

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Gentlemen, have you been nagged mercilessly today? Yes, it's just another day at home. Everything I do is wrong, except pay all of her bills. And of course, there is never any notice or praise for that.

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Can you put your heels against the wall and bend over and touch your toes? No, but I can get my lips on -Icy-'s nipples.

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Are girls growing breasts bigger and faster, or am I turning into a pervert? Yes and yes. But both can be very good things.

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I have a 20 pound turkey to cook today! Is your turkey bigger or smaller then mine? The turkey sitting in the next room is about 180 lbs. I guess mine is bigger than yours.

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Can ID thieves apply for life insurance on their victims? Certainly not lawfully

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What will happen if there is no love left in your heart? I would become Nancy Pelosi.

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I like this girl but she's going out with my friend. I really like her and she seems to like me too, but now her sister is hitting on me. Should I date her sister and see where that goes, or wait for the girl I originally liked? This is ridiculosly simple. Take the sister. If you can't get her pants off after three dates, dump the bitch and move on. There is always another.

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Can i try lipstick colors on your lips to see what looks the best? Of course you may. But only if we are both nude and you are straddling my chair.

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Married Guys: What was the biggest surprise marriage provided? That her intent was to provide a highly rationed trickle of pussy in exchange for 100% of everything I could earn and create for the rest of my life.

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If you are applying for a typical 9 to 5 job, do you think it is the right of a company to test your body for drug use? Especially since the drug use is not being done AT the workplace? Isn't this a violation of our rights? Of course this is wrong, and immoral. Unfortunately, you are waving all rights and agreeing to the test when you subject yourself to their terms of employment. Smile, and enjoy the totalitarain society we have submitted to. Vote Libertarian if you want to change our society.

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Married Guys: What was the biggest surprise marriage provided? That women lie, repeatedly, without even knowing they are lying. If caught red handed in a lie, they call it changing their mind.

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Married Guys: What was the biggest surprise marriage provided? That she had a load of debt she didn't tell me about until after the ceremony.

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Ive gone blind in my left eye i can barely see anything outta it it was ok last nite i do wear glasses but its not that im scared that somthing serious is wrong what can i do please help? Could this have been caused by whiskey? Or perhaps going to bed at 2 with a 10, and waking at 10 with a 2?

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Anyone here with any experience of Xanax for stress and/or panic attacks? My doctor gave me a prescription with the ominous advice: "fill this only if you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to". Eat your xanax and smile.. It will make it easier for your (alleged) government to control you.

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How do I open a portal to hell? Sin every day, repeatedly.

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During an argument I think the first one that stops arguing makes the other one look a little silly. What do you think? That depends on the argument ... and the facts

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What profession do you think gets flirted with alot? (Regular jobs, not like rock/sports/movie stars) That depends on whether the "professional" is male or female, and on whether he or she is hot.... or not. Wild range of variables.

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What do you think about AB members who never ask questions? I think nothing of them, and why should you? Perhaps they are here just to benefit from my wisdom.

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Why do men say they love you but want to take it slow? Because he understands that your intent is to trade highly rationed pussy in exchange for everything he earns, for the rest of his life.

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Can u declare a variable in different scopes with different data types ?elaborate with examples Of course I can. No I won't. This is not an exam where you can demand that I perform.

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Can a chihuahua successfully defend itself from a pit bull attack using nothing but attitude? Sure. I do it every day at work. It's part of the game.

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Let's just say tomorrow you'll reborn into animal(pet)form,if you can choose,what kind of animal? and who should own you? If I could be a cat, I'd be able to own the human that feeds me.

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What is the greatest thing in the world? The worship of Jesus Christ.

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My girlfriend said that she wanted a break from "us" to evaluate if our relationship is something she wanted yesterday. She said she will call me when she is ready. It is thanksgiving today. what do i do????? call her? wait for her? i am given no respect! Are you serious? Cut your losses. Move on. Run like your ass is on fire and nearest water is a mile away. There is another one better than her around the next corner. She obviously has your nads. A period of "dry" won't hurt you, while you sniff for the next one.

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NC middle school offering fundrasier: $20 buys you 20 test points. Smart idea for needed funds or rewarding poor performance? School: "It won't effect their grade much anyway." "effect" ?????

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My ex fooled me,gave me a fake name n age,and he didnt even told me he has a kid.we broke up a couple of days ago but it still hurts.and now that i discovered all that it hurts more.i cant believe i loved n trusted this guy.i still wonder why he did that? He wanted to get fucked, and clip you for a few dollars in the process. Choose a better class of persons to pick your lovers from.

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Has a matchstick you threw away after lighting something caused a fire in your trash basket or hey stalk? My "hey stalk"? If I knew for sure who was stalking me, we could have a party together.

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The United States says (November 2009) it has no plans to join a global treaty banning landmines as the American military believes it could not meet its security commitments without them. Your thoughts on this? Israel needs land mines in order to murder their numerous enemies. The United States is owned by Israel. Any more explanation required?

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I miss my Mid-Western hometown during the holidays (now living in Cali.) I need a free Hug please. :) I'll hug you. I'm in MN. I'd never live in Mexifornia. I wish u the best.

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Why do we all refer to the band Ramones as The Ramones, there's no "The" in their name? Because an article indicating a noun is correct in English.

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Do women like to watch men masturbate? I do. For me it is about the dominance of the F over the M. If I humiliate him, and teach him to understand that he needs me to humiliate him, then I have him under my control. He will do as I instruct him to do. Not just sexually, but even down to bringing his paycheck to me and surrendering all of his earnings. Now, I have him.

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When was the last time you were at the E.R.? I've never been in Eastern Romania

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What do you think of the proposed war tax? A 1% tax on the middle class, to help pay for the war in Afghanistan? No surprise. We will bleed ourselves white in order to protect Israel.

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What band would you love to go see ...one more time? the original... Skynard

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Would you vote for a politician or political party who ran on a program of ending deficits and cutting debt? Absolutely yes! The Presidential Candidate was Dr. Ron Paul.

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If you could tell the LAST person you broke up with ONE thing. . . . .what would it be? bite me

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Is Barack Obama's bow the greatest foreign policy blunder in US history? No. His appointment of thunder thigh Clinton as Secretary of State was a much greater blunder.

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What band would you love to go see ...one more time? James Gang

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What is purified water made of? Water

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What's one thing YOU hate about Thanksgiving Day? The imminent arrival of Winter.

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Which part of turkey is the most delicious? Father Donahue requested that I help to serve charity dinner to the homeless tomorrow and I would like to cut off the best part for myself. You are an amazingly charitable individual. I hope you get all of the pieces that you deserve.

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Is Obama Christian or Muslim? He is a very strange mix of both. The racist church he attended in Chicago certainly isn't Christian. That may explain why he has sold his services to Israel.

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Name a veggie that you like less than brussel sprouts. Impossible!

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What shoes do I wear with a short dress and opaque hose Mirrored shoes. So the boys can see your underwear.

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What's one thing that YOU will give thanks for, on Thanksgiving day? Menopause ... It stopped the monthly monster.

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What would you do if you woke up and saw aliens tearing apart your bedroom? Shout IMMIGRATION! and all of the Mexicans would vanish.

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If i was to buy you a drink, what drink, would you like me to buy you? Maison Dudognon Cognac Grande Champagne Come on I'm worth it. You'll get your money's worth out of me....

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How do you get over a crush if it never should and never will be? Whiskey

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True or false, blondes actually "do" have more fun? Of course they do. Because.... What do you call a blond with pig tails? Ans... A blow job with handle bars.

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A tennis ball is dropped from an airplane from a very large altitude and the ball hits the ground at speed 40 meter/second and bounces elastically. What will be maximum height reached by the ball? Let me carefully put you in position... there.... Answer, about 6 inches up your ass.

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How come the 2 tall towers I saw in pictures of downtown New York City weren't there when I went last year? Because the United States has blindly given Israel Three Trillion dollars over the past 50 years.

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Everything goes better with...? -Icy- naked.

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What 's one thing, One Thing, that will "always" turn you on? -Icy- On her tip toes, naked, hiding behind a stack of cash that covers her nipples.

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(Besides sex), What is something you enjoy doing with your partner? Vacationing on different continents.

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All we are saying is give _________ a chance? my cock

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This guy im casually seeing has an empty house.he told me he has gotten a key cut for the house for me.why do you think he is giving me a key? He wants you to show up at the house and fuck him.

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Why is it a bad idea to falsely report a plane crash? Because the law enforcement community would become very interested in you and your violation of the law. This could result in you becoming Bubba's girlfriend at the crossbar motel.

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Are you afraid of flying? No. I'm afraid of airports. Fast food wage thugs in TSA uniforms are far too impressed by their (alleged) authority. Sprinkle that with their ignorance of the law, both Constitutional and Statutory, and we have a wonderful recipe for Nazism in the security line.

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My man and I are going to lunch with my grandparents soon. They are extremely critical of me, and I'm a little stressed over this lunch. My man is totally calm, even excited about getting to know possible in-laws. I need reassurance! Advice? Follow his lead. It sounds like he will be the one handling the situation.

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What shouldn't you do when placing an order at McDonalds? Place your penis on the counter.

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What's a word that you commonly misspell? receive personnel

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Woman:(and men i suppose) What size bra do you wear? Any size you want me to, sweetheart. When does the fitting begin?

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Your daughter brings home her boyfriend to meet you for the first time...What is the worst possible thing he could say to you? Will you please touch my penis?

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Will any of your guest bedrooms be in use tomorrow? If I can corner my wife in that room it will be in use.

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Should it be legal to sell your virginity? Doesn't matter. It already happens numerous times each day.

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I am fully shaved of all hair except my head. Is this a turn on or a turn off? You female = very nice You male = Yuck

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How can I get blood out of silk curtains? I think I'd try getting blood out of a turnip first.

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Is Mary Landreu America's most expensive prostitute? No. Nancy Pelosi is. She's whored herself out to the entire country of Israel. You and I are paying about $20-30 billion each year for it. (Approximation includes black budget military items, not just above board foreign aid.)

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What would cause a 2003 dodge ram to sputter Rosie O'Donnell in the passenger seat.

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What wouldn't you like to see upon waking up? -Icy-'s lips ... :-)

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Is Mary Landreu America's most expensive prostitute? Of course not. My wife costs me much more per event. Remember, if it floats, flys, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent.

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As looney as a _______________________? bloody March heron ... anyone remember this movie line?

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Do you mind having spiders in the house? No. I work with a leech. So, spiders would be easy.

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Can data recovery be done from a computer that won't boot up? Of course it can. But the first real question should be, why will it not boot?

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What questions should you never stop asking? Why the money trail leads from the United States Treasury, to Israel, to AIPAC, to the campaign coffers of U.S. Congressmen?

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Is theory of evolution against God or not, and why It is neither pro nor con. It is simply an academic analysis of the methods he uses.

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What unusual combination of things, do You most enjoy, in a sandwich? Megan Fox and Heidi Klum

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When somebody says your next, and your not in an office, who said it? Apparently, it is someone that is trying to return my next to me. I have no idea what a next is.

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Which animal would you least like to turn up to a picnic? An elephant

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When somebody says your next, and your not in an office, who said it? The IRS, comin' to squeeze me for all they can get.

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What are the effects of revolution That is very hard to answer. The Confederate States attempted a revolution. It failed, and 144 years later we are still reeling on the trajectory that resulted from this failure. It appears the result of this lengthy passage will be a thinly veiled socialism. This will most likely result in a New Zealand style attitude among the populace of, "Why should I work harder to earn more? The...

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Do you know all the 50 US states? see link below. Well, I've only gained carnal knowledge in about 15 of them. As far as naming all fifty, yes I can.

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Michelle Obama hot or not? Have you seen the thunder thighs on her? Disgusting.

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Was Google right to remove racist Michelle Obama image? See LINK: Google was not right or wrong. They are a private business and should do what they want in their business. This is true even when it becomes blatantly obvious that they are attempting to hinder free speech. Large corporations do this all the time in order to promote their pet political agenda.

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What does falling in love with someone feel like? Like a hand in my pants.

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What would make you fall out of love? Assurance that the CRIMINAL system of injustice would not rape me financially.

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What is better lg or samsung I'm sure you can get a variety of answers on both sides to this kind of question. I've owned both. I like my LG phone much better than any of the Sammys I've owned.

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Have you ever remarried and realized that your first spouse was right about you? In what ways? Yes. She was absolutely correct. I should not be married.

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Apollo 7, 11..etc..Why are they called "Apollo"? NASA decided to get the names of their early programs from Geek mythology. Mercury, Gemini, Apollo ... google each for a more thorough explanation.

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What should I do about friends of my race not accepting my fiancee of another race? They will not admit it openly, but I can feel the tension and it is for no good reason. I get along with his friends with no problem. You can't do anything about it. At least in theory, all persons are at liberty to have their own prejudices, whether grounded in fact or in fiction. This is one of the cornerstones of what we call freedom, or even better, liberty.

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How to go from Bakersfield to the Hoover Dam I suggest that you go by automobile. It would be a long walk.

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If i buy an xbox in the uk and decide to move to united states what do i have to do to get it to work in united states or is it only the cables that need to be changed? The answer about US voltage is accurate. The next step would be to flash the firmware in your DVD ROM. Voids any warranty, but makes the box much more useful. Use the latest iextreme firmware. v 1.61 is most current.

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Why are the French so annoying? Inbreeding

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I work 37 hours a week as a waitress. I do 40 mins of cardio and an hour of weight training twice a week. Im also quite active around the house. Is this enough? Of course not. Dr. Anonymous recommends 40 mins twice a week of waitressing, and 37 hours each week of cardio and weight training. That should get you there.

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Will Obama's economic policies pull us out of this recession or make it worse? Much worse. He is only playing the hand that is dealt to him by his masters in Tel Aviv.

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Why are the British so annoying? Inbreeding

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Diocletian and Augustus reforms...how do they compare? I cannot give you a comprehensive comparison. However, I would be quick to point out that the current (alleged) government of the United States is profoundly Diocletian.

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Why shouldn't you withdraw millions of dollars in cash from the bank? Because that would require either incredible stealth, or a gun in someone's face. Either way, I'd become very popular with the law enforcement community. The results would be unacceptable.

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Has anyone ever caught you masturbating? When I was 15 my step sister walked in on me. She was 17. I tried to cover, but she knew what was going on. She threatened to tell my (very evil) step mother, if I didn't go on and finish, while she watched. She laughed at me while I finished the deed. It was incredibly humiliating. She thoughrouly enjoyed humiliating me this way.

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4 words you never want to hear? Your penis is out.

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Why is the earth round Newtonain mechanics.

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From our last robbery we have pink paintball splatter all on the stairs, hallway and some in bedroom. is there any way to get that out myself or do i have to hire a proffesional cleaner? Your LAST robbery!?!?! You've had more than one robbery?! You need to move.

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Who would you love to see in a centerfold? The new girl in the next department at work, Kim ******

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If you had the chance to sleep with a ex even tho they are married now....and they brought this idea up to you....Would you sleep with them? Of my few ex GFs there is only one that the answer would be yes. She was a nice person.

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Trumann noted the need for healthcare reform 64 years ago. In 64 years, Republicans did NOTHING but say NO!. So why should we believe them now when they say, "Not that way! We've got a better plan."? Who is Trumann?

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What will happen to American liberty and American economy when everyone is entitled to everything (entitlements will be, naturally, subject to approval of a goverment bureaucrat)? Don't worry. Our managers in Tel Aviv will not allow anyone here to realize what has happened.

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What's the one kitchen tool you'd be lost without? My wife.

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IF your s/o told you it was OK to go out and have an affair ; would you? Of course. Then we would both be happy. I'd finally be leaving my wife alone, and I'd be getting some attention from someone nice.

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What is the most common name for people you know? ass hole

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What's one thing you can do, for exercise? Have lots of sex, alone or with others.

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Do you think Rod Blagojevich could steal the 2012 Democratic nomination from Obama and run for President and win? Of course he can. We have a history of electing thieves.

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Which is the best bumper sticker you have come across? Don't Steal - The Government Hates Competition

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What does the devil do on his days off? Patrol my town in a uniform and a cop car.

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I'm redesigning my bathroom. I don't know if I should have a chrome or golden shower installed. What would you recommend? Golden showers are the rage. I hope you enjoy yours.

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Have cdl had accident and didn't report it got caught, got ticket for leaving scene lied and said wasn't there, what happens You get fined for a run on sentence.

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What is your favorite sporting event? the wet t-shirt contest

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Who or what do you most associate with cowboys? cows...

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Goodness! I can see up her skirt! Should I, as a man, risk telling her? Telling her what?

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AB is very hard on people who swear, name call and get fiesty, but then they turn around and invite hard core smut on Adult AB. This is a haven for the perverted. Why do we need this? The "perverted" as you call them (name caller) keep things interesting.

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What is a good movie to watch? is twilight you favorite? Dr. Strangelove ... & No.

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Married/engaged men: how did you pick out the engagement ring? I didn't. I thought it much wiser to pick out a woman that would not expect one.

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What is the best "that's what she said"? I'm coming in a moment.

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How do you control your boners or do they just slow down when you get older? Why control one. It is so much more thoughtful to simply share.

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YAY!!! I got trolled today and DR'd bunches. I am so glad that I was able to make some lonely, pathetic soul feel a little better today by proving his/her superiority. What are you doing to make Thanksgiving mean a little something special for others? Paying my taxes. This allows my alleged government to redistribute my funds to whomever they so desire.

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I say vanilla you say _______________? Condom

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Does Michael Moore hate America? Probably not. He Just loves Israel more.

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What would be a rude office behavior? Whimpering to your co-workers to manipulate them into buying the crap your kid is selling.

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What would be a rude office behavior? Exposing co-workers to aromatic cosmetics.

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What does it mean when my spouse upsets me and doesn't comfort me afterwards? it most likely means your are over reacting and should have never been "upset" in the first place.

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What is the best "that's what she said"? I need to clean my trail ....

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If you were the Virgin Mary, would you have said NO? How do we know she didn't say no?

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So i'v been on a couple of dates with this guy, things were going perfectly until sunday he suddenly said he wanted to be just friends for the moment. does that mean that there's no hope now? how can i get him back? So, he paid to entertain you on these "dates." He never made any promises to you. He politely advised you he was moving in a different direction. Now, you want to "get him back." You are dysfunctional.

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How can i make my computer faster? If you drop it from the roof of a very tall building it will accelerate at 32fps squared, until terminal velocity.

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What is the mindset of the investigator/during a crimminal investigation I need to find someone to blame in order to look good and keep my job.

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Is it ok to use brake fluid instead of power steering fluid in my car? Sure. go for it. The brakes will continue to function. In time the power steering pump will fail and you will build excellent biceps and triceps.

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At what point are you too old for webcam chatting? That depends on whether you are doing the caming with or without clothing.

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How do I get my girlfriend to quit weed? You don't. Never try to manipulate your preferences into the psyche or actions of another.

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The subject is rubber bands. I don't remember ever throwing one away. I collect them, day after day and put them in plastic slide-lock bags. When the bag is full I start another bag. What do you do with rubber bands? Anyone need a few bags? I've tried keeping them around the neck of the jerk in the next cube. Unfortunately he made too much noise.

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School! Got anything to say about it? The public schools, when I was there, pre 1974, were quite simply institutionalized sadism.

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Were there any decent TV shows when you were younger? The Beverly Hillbillies

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Why is America becoming socialist by the day? Because the masses are learning that they can simply vote to give themselves gifts from the national treasury. This results in them only supporting the politicos that will create this conduit of cash transfer. Those of us that work, and fund the national treasury, don't have a chance.

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If you are a person with multiple personalities and you say you are going to kill yourself could that be considered a hostage situation? No. It is a gift to society. Loan him a gun. Tell him you will get it back from one of the other guys later.

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What was the favorite year for you when you was in college? The year I learned subject verb agreement.

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Would a "hotter" wall colour (like pink) in the bedroom result in more sex? Or would the effect be just the reverse? That depends on whether any, or all, of your gay lovers like pink.

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Would you wear anything less than a diamond engagement ring? Yes, I frequently had to wear much, much less in order to get the diamonds. :-)

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European politicians freely admit to extra marital affairs,and even a porn star is a politician in Italy.Why is it such a big deal in the US if politicians do the same? Because CNN - Cabala News Network - and their cronies will take any advantage to destroy their enemies in our government.

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I say vanilla you say _______________? Dildo

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Were you into (or getting into) computers - not necessarily "PCs" - before you discovered the internet? I built my first DOS PC in 1990. Never heard of the Internet when I did it.

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You're eating some delicious alphabet soup. You look down into your bowl and see a message spelled out. What is the message? KIM WANTS YOU

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How far back (factually) can you go in you family tree? (the year) 1629 arrival on the east shore of Chesapeake Bay.

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Is it true that there's a lesbian gang on AnswerBag that is seducing older men and then extorting hush money from them? I hope so. How much money do they want. I'll give it to them up front. Let's play.

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Do you enherit your intelligence through father or mother? I got mine reading the answers from -Icy-.

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What food item is a specialty of your city/region? Apparently it is Escherichia coli.

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You have drinks with your best friend who gets drunk first? The woman we are both buying drinks for.

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What's a cigarette brand that you remember a relative smoking? Lucky Strike -- LSMFT

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Should healthcare be a right or a privilege? Neither. It is a professional service that you purchase when you need it.

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Is there anything better than sex? Really good sex involving another person.

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Can you name a place on earth you'd describe as a "hell hole?" Detroit

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Can you name a place on earth you'd describe as a "hell hole?" Compton

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What is most likely at the very center of our galaxy? Miley Cyrus

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What is a vegetable that you did not like as a child and you still do not like it as an adult? Brussel Sprouts

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Do you have a nosy neighbor or is that person you? Yes and yes.

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Peru faces this ocean It might actually face Brazil, with its back to the Pacific. It's all a matter of perspective.

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If you have done hallucinogenic drugs what was the most interesting thing you ever (thought) you saw while on it? I knew immediately it was a hallucination. I thought, for just a fleeting moment, that I saw an honest Illinois politician.

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There's this guy I see around a lot but we don't talk. However I've written him a good bit of hardcore erotica which he said he loved and we've had lots of cyber and phone sex. It's been going on for months and he still doesn't even look at me. Know why? Sure. He's married and can't take the risk of getting caught.

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So, recently I have found that I enjoy being humiliated sexually? Does this make me a bad person? NO. Would you like it if my GF and I examined your little penie and laughed at it?

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Are there other people who enjoy being humiliated by the size of thier small peins? Would you like for me to have my GF over? The two of us could laugh at your little penie.

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Have you ever walked around your house naked? Yes. And next, I think I'll walk around your house naked.

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Is it time for your medication or mine? Both of us. I have your medication for us. Open your mouth please.

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Does your cat like to sleep on your face? I'm actually quite comfortable with pussy on my face.

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Who is someone you will never respect? John Baskin. Sadist music teacher. Whitehaven Elementary School

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How did americans justify taking land from the native americans? They called it Manifest Destiny. Enjoy the images.

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Who do you make an offer to on a private house sale? The owner, dumbass. Who the hell else coud you make an offer to on a purchase.

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Do you trust obama Hmmm... let me consider this. Trust an activist, Marxist "communnity organizer" who takes his orders from two Jews (Emanuel & Axelrod) .... hmmmmm .....

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Do you have to be over 16 to buy Red Bull? No, I don't.

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Is it alright to overclock my AMD Phenom II x4 955 CPU @ 3.2 GHz to 4.6 GHz? Of course it is "alright" (sic). Burn the damn thing up. It belongs to you and to no one else.

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Why are there immigration laws? The government doesn't enforce most of them very strictly anyways. Why is there a NEED for immigration laws? What would happen if there were no laws at all involving immigration? You would be speaking Spanish.

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Should I try to look better so my bf wont leave me cuz it feels like im not good enough for him You should always try to look and be your best, for all of those around you.

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Whats the kinkiest thing you have ever done? I masturbated while two women watched, (my GF and a friend of her's.)

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If you were stripped naked and forced to parade down Main Street (or the main street) of your home town, how would you pull it off? With great pride and a very impressive erection.

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Any embarrassing family moments I was about 15. My step-sister (17) walked in on me while I was masturbating. I quickly covered myself. She knew what was happening and threatened to tell my (very evil) step mother if I didn't finish the deed, while she watched. She laughed at me while I finished.

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Would you vote for a politician who repeatedly cheated on his wife? I guess it depends. If she were cheating with me, I might.

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If you were forced to go out naked in public, which would you cover: your face or your body? Years ago I was initiated into a fraternity. As part of the shenanigans I was stripped naked and paraded in front of six or eight senior girls. I used both of my hands to cover my penis while they laughed at me and pinched my nipples and butt.

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Have you ever played strip poker? How did it turn out? I was 15. I was the first one completely naked. My two girl cousins had never seen a boy naked before. They examined me very closely. I got an erection. I was so humiliated. When I got hard they giggled a lot. One dare lead to another. I ended up masturbating while they fondled my balls. they loved it and so did I.

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Why go created man be for women What the hell are you trying to ask?

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Does anyone recall when the last white Christmas was? Yes, it was December 25.

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When you see yourself naked do you think God i'm sexy or do you just sigh? Ive never really considered you to be sexy. This has nothing to do with whether or not I'm naked.

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Have you ever had a friend or boyfriend or girlfriend who was bipolar whose feelings toward you flip flopped so they liked/loved you one day and hated you the next day? Only for a very short period of time. I ran like my ass was on fire. I could not allow her problems to ruin my life.

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Where the tsunami was last month and how many people dye What the hell are you trying to ask?

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Why muslims fight so much with christians Because the holy Koran (Quoran) instructs the muslim to destroy anyone who refuses to convert to his religion.

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If I tell you to "assume the position", what position to you get into? missionary ...

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Have you seen a ghost lately? Yes. Nancy Pelosi. She scared the hell out of me.

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Why would ski jumping in olympics be divided into men's and women's? They don't bump into each other, it not about muscles, it is about skill, so what is the point of separating them? The center of gravity is different. The aerodynamics of the bodies are different.

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If you could put the Earth on a scale, how much do you think the Earth would weigh? That would depend on what mass was attracting the earth.

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What made you come on earth? Your boobs and your right hand lubed up with KY.

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I hate taxes.. the government taxes everything.. so why do they need to take money out of my pay check too?? Ughh does this irritate anyone else? The government steals from you to support their frinds. You know... Goldman Sachs, Israel ... It goes on and on.

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How long after someone passes on does it take before the will is read You can read the will any time you can get your hands on it. No one has to "pass" in order for you to do this.

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For the girls: Have you got a little black number? Nah... I don't like black men. They are just too prone to violence.

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Do igneous rocks form above the surface or below the surface of the earth? For those of you who haven't reviewed this in a while.. answer with prior knowledge.. no cheating ;) igneous rocks can be either extrusive or intrusive.

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Is it a parents' right to train children their religion? (I won't give negative points here, even if I disagree with you.) Only until the child demonstrates a truly intellectual response in his "push back."

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What is the most random thing someone can say? Baclava.

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Mini Skirts: In OR Out? I never had a problem with one of them folding into the pussy. It was always easy to keep it out.

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What is your favorite kind of apples to use in a homemade apple pie? Clean.

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What country, outside your continent, would you like to visit? Alabama.

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Can i put a turbo 400 short shaft tranny in a 1982 C10? It has a turbo 350 longtail in it now. What all do i have to change? Of course you can. Your attitude.

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What are some occupations of today that used to garner great respect in the past? Basket weaver.

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Is there truly a hell, or was it a place made up by the church? It wasn't made up. It really was in the basement of my church.

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How many books on cat care do you own? Precisely one. It says... "Put the bullet behind the ear and the little shit won't cause you, or anyone else, any more problems."

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Sense 1981 Ive tried 20 different mlm and direct sales companies i did not succeed cause i could not get enough customers or could not afford the auto ships or both or i could not get in the business cause monthly fee was to high do you know anything laji I know you are stupid for the last 18 attempts.

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How do u stop Ance from breaking out so much? Who is Ance, and what is she breaking out of/from?

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Do they still make cream of asparagus soup? I have no idea if THEY do, but I certainly make the best cream of asparagus soup in the land.

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My ex sent me an email and I want to talk to him but his phone is off. I can contact him through his mom, but i'm not sure if i should. Should i do it? need answer asap Why do you want his mother invoved in your next sexual encounter? *kinky*

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My sister married a man from another country and now has decided to divorce him. She is his sponsor in this country. Would she be responsible for any debt he accrued before they were married? Absolutley yes! The baclavian principle requires that any debt incurred by another be aconged to the debt of the one responsible for the presence of the spouse in this country.

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What is your partner's favourite snack? My wallet. She can cut through a stack of cash like a chain saw.

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What makes the Black Sea so unique? The low level of oxygen.

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Are their some things in your lifetime that happened that you’ve would have never thought you’d live long enough to see? Yes... but there... not their ... your usage is not posessive damnit! Do you see how your poor application of grammar absolutley destroyed the message that you intended.

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If you give a hanjob to a dead body, is it possible for the dead to have an orgasm/ejaculate? Just wondering. It's all i can do to hand job my own dead self to the living. I'm real sure that I could never hand job a real stiff into the living.

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My little brother is 18, and getting hit on by other girls. Like one said he had a "sweet ass". As his older sister, I feel like I should do something about this. Like be protective or something. What do you think? Accept it. He's going to screw one of those broads. Maybe all of them.

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What is the most annoying thing someone can do at a table? Blow their nose. Yammer away with a mouth full of food. Clip their finger nails. Crass could continue forever...

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What continent do you live in? Occasionally incontinent. This may result from being in the state of pandemonium.

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My boyfriend moved out saying that he couldn't see us together 'when he looks into the future 40 years', we have silly arguments & he has said they've snowballed. I'm devestated, is he having some sort of commitment breakdown? We're together 2.5 yrs. He was very polite in telling you that he didn't want to be around the personality that you project. Be happy he was nice about it and move on.

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Name something you would see on a tropical island? Boobs on the beach.

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Does showing sexy women scantily clad on television and in magazines help us as a country move past our sexual repression, or does it push the women's rights movement backward? Or both? This achieves neither of your postulates. It simply allows commercial entities to use sex to sell. It works. Of course, it also gives 13 year old boys something to wank over.

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The walls in my apartment are very thin and I can constantly here the sexual goings on of my elderly neighbours. It seems they are 'at it' most of their waking day. How can I go about asking them to calm down without showing my jealousy? Ask them if you can come over and watch.

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Should you speak with your partner about every aspect of spending? Should you speak with them about a budget for surprises or little extras for each other? Should you speak with them about things you need for yourself i.e.. fit class, personal organizers? Why? She knows nothing of how much work it takes for me to maintain our income. She has made it abundantly clear that she will continue to liquidate all of our assets at any rate she damn well pleases.

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My friend just texted me and told me that she wants to show her boobs to her bf. She is 16. What should I tell her? They have been going out for 1 year and 4 months. Be sure the nipples are clean. He's going to suck on them.

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Heard a song on the radio, don't know the singer or title or year. It's a young female singing "You put a spell on me, I don't know what to do". Thanks Quick! Become a lesbain. What else can you do in such circumstances.

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Will the internet be open on Thanksgiving ? :P No. Al Gore has decided to close both the internet and the Atlantic Ocean on Thanksgiving day.

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Why don't men wipe after urinating? I do. You want to watch?

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Hello. The answer dont have to be long just short. Would cows be a good choice to use as money. Why? Need the answer now please Of course. Are so easy to transport, even easy to haul around in my pocket.

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What comes to your mind when i say Mcdonald's? Amy McDonald. She was insatiable.

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What makes you feel secure and safe in your marriage? Currently, my wife lives on 97% of my income. If she divorced me the court would give her a pay cut, to about 70% of my income. She couldn't take the pay cut.

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Do girls/women always need to wipe after peeing? Only if the video camera is close enough to catch all of the action.

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Can you name either a college or professional football team? No, the owners won't allow it. I would have to own the team in order to name it.

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I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions? yes... stand in public... and put a bullet in your head... the world would be a better place.

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Is cutting yourself bad? No, please tell us about all of your offensive qualities.

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Why do rich men have lower divorce rates compared to middle or lower class men? Because the Ladies keep bobin' for diamonds. And they know where to do their bobin'.

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What is a good brand of Pianos? Baldwin

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Where's a good place to get a second hand piano? They are frequently free on craigslist. You just have to pick it up.

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If a Londoner speaking in Cockney rhyming slang says something is "Abraham Lincoln", what does he mean? He means it waged war against citizens of the United States, because they foolishly belived there was a tenth amendment to the US Constitution.

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Where wouldnt you kiss someone? this is guna be funny reading answers lol New Jersey ... It really smells there.

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What's one thing you can get in different flavors? Sex

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Would you be jealous if your s/o was catching up with an old flame by email and even a possible secret meeting? No. I would contact him and see if I could bribe him into taking her back.

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What does a Hamster taste like? He like opens his mouth and like takes a bite of whatever he like wants to taste.

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My hamster won't stop looking at me, what should I do? Report it to the ACLU. They will blame and sue the taxpayers. You might just get rich out of this.

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Have you ever had a bacon-crusted donut? No. I would have, but the cop in line ahead of me bought all 12 dozen that they had in the shop.

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What makes a man lose interest in sex? Fat and/or constant bitching

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Are you alone in your house right now? No. You are here with me. And it looks like you are wearing my pants.

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Can anyone suggest me a good book or one f their favorite books? Genral Kenney Reports, by George C. Kenny ... free on Google Books. An excellent 12 hour read. Fascinating

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Where can i find a really good laser pointer that is around 20-30 dollars? ebay

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Give me one word to describe how you feel right now? Rastafarian

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Do you think Cilla Black looks like Ronald McDonald? No, but my wife does.

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I keep forgetting...who is it again exactly that benefits from preventing people from having medical coverage and sick people from getting medical care? Absolutely no one is preventing them from receiving medical care. All they have to do is pay for it, just as I pay for my medical care.

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Congressional elections occur every 2 years, the solar maximum occurs every 11 years, and Jupiter completes an orbit around the sun every 12 years. How often is it possible to have all three events occuring in the same year? Once each occurrence.

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If you was gay or bi, would you do yourself? lol No, but then I could do yourself.

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What kind of kisser are you? Expensive. You could never afford to find out.

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Where is the most sexy place for a tatoo on a female? and what? A palm tree on one inner thigh. A sunset on the other inner thigh. This makes it look like her cooch is on vacation.

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How wonderful is Copenhagen? I don't believe for a moment that snuff is wonderful. Why would you think it is?

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Is teaxs good or bad to a 16 or it doesn't matter YET... What the hell are you trying to ask?

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What's a book you wish you never opened? The Internal Revenue Code

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Do you believe in Charles Darwin's Evolution of Man theory? I believe you are mistaken. Darwin never wrote such. Perhaps you start by reading "The voyage of the Beagle."

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Should people with mental disabilities be forced to wear some sort of signal in public, maybe like a star or something, to let others know that the person they are dealing with may have some issues should something happen? that would be really difficult. It would mean the about 96% of the people I work with would be wearing "the mark." It would look like the company uniform.

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What was the silliest or most minor thing you ever got in trouble for, or at least scolded for, at school? Singing off key. Of course, the music teacher was a sadist. I came to accept his physical assaults as part of school in the 60s. John Baskin, Whitehaven Elementary School, you are/were a sadist.

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Have you ever been told that you were being racist when you didn't feel that you were being racist at all? Of course. Since I'm Caucasian, the news media always paints me as a racist.

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My ford Ranger has a knocking when the car is starting in the morning When the car is warm has a little problem .I change the sparks plugs and cables . The car is better but has a little trouble. Try the next higher octane fuel. Use at least three tank fulls. If not better, move to the next higher octane.

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My husband uses his ex girlfriend's name as his internet password and I think that it is very disrespectful to me. He sees no harm in it but i do. we got into a heated argument about it. Am i wrong and just overreacting about the whole thing? Yes, and of course you are. By now, that is probably what he expects.

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Why do we hate? Maybe you do, but WE don't.

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Which ABer has made you smile and/or laugh, the most today? Anonymous

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Name something that is more entertaining than watching TV? Watching my neighbors screw in their back yard.

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What is a winter storm watch? It is an emergency warning. It is issued by the nationalbureauofwhatthehelldowedonow. It means that you should IMMEDIATELY crawl under the bed and stay there until May.

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Which ABer do you think You have given the most points to? Anonymous

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What do Sundays mean to you? I have to go back to work tomorrow.

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What is the next movie you are oing to see at the cinema? Dr. Strangelove

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Do you prefer to be dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Depends on who I'm with, and what the game of the moment is. Having the mind to play all sides of any game does more than just double the pleasure.

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Should you wear a white wedding dress if you are NOT a virgin? No. I would look really funny in a dress.

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My sister holds grudges... after years she still brings up old stuff. Do you know anyone like that? Yes. My wife.

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When wouldn't you blame somebody for cheating on somebody else? All of the time, every time. Because what you have described is clearly not my concern, or yours.

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I am affected by the full moon. I have kept a record and have noted strange behaviour and violent tendancies. Am I a lunatic? Probably not. You simply create an interesting fiction.

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Has Jesse Jackson proved yet again that he is a Racist? He certainly has tried repeatedly to prove his racism. Perhaps he has finally succeeded.

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Half of me is double 34? What is the answer? Mathematical counseling. A shrink who is good with numbers may be able to explain to you that this kind of bunk is not relevant.

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Have you ever had an orgasm while screwing in a light bulb? I've never been in a light bulb. However, I have experienced the explosion while screwing in many other unusual places.

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Where Do You Put Your Hands When You Kiss? Face? Back? Your Pockets? In her pants.

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Who do you think is the most powerful man/woman in the world today? According to Haaretz it is Rham Emanuel. He is the one that delivers the orders to President Obama.

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What's the worst excuses for turning down sex? please say if its a guy/ girl thing I would, but you stink. Go clean it, bring it back, and maybe I'll reconsider.

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Have you ever heard of being addicted to weed? Yes. I've read many works of fiction.

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The Anti Defamation League labeled Glenn Beck "Fearmonger-In-Chief. What do you think of their concerns about Beck's 'hate speech and incitement to violence? See LINK: I don' think anything of Beck and his showmanship. I am frightened by a Marxist hate group like ADL.

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If the Republicans took over in 2012, what new stupid war would they get America involved in? Any war that Israel instructed them to. Most likely this would be with Iran.

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I think my bf slept with this girl, and now she's trying to befriend me. How can u tell if someone is being a friend or using u to get to your man? I just think it's weird she's wants to be friends after I've found video clips of her b Maybe she is just maneuvering for a three way. Consider all of the possibilities.

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Have you heard the rumor that betty crocker and sara lee ganged up on that little debbie kid and squished the creme right out of her oatmeal cremes pies? Yes, I heard that. I am probably the only one on the face of this earth that can dispel that terrible slander. Betty and Sara were both at my house at the time of the alleged squish. We had a three way and I have the video tape to prove it.

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Water damage to hardwood floor from dishwasher which is better replace or refinish? You MUST remove it in order to inspect the sub-floor. At the very least you will replace the flooring removed. Depending on the extent of the damage, you may need to replace some of the sub-floor as well.

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Have you ever just totally skipped a holiday and decided not to celebrate it at all? If so, which holiday and why? Yes. Guy Fawkes day. I was out of beer.

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I cheated on my live-in boyfriend of 2 years with a coworker. My boyfriend forgave me and we are trying to work things out, but I can't stop thinking of the other guy and I see myself doing it again. Should I just end my current relationship? Too bad that your insainty is poised to ruin two other people's lives. Do them both a favor. Put a bullet in your head.

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You have 5 minutes to ruin your life. The clock is ticking. What do you do? I sit absolutely still and do nothing for five minutes. Whew... I got through that withour ruinig my life. Now, let's move on.

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What was your favorite movie during your high school years? Dr. Strangelove

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Why do professional athletes make more than our president? Because the market will bear their insane salaries. It will only change when you and I will not support it by purchasing the products of their sponsors.

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Would Palin be better for us than Obama How should I choose one idiot over the other? She might be better. She is less likely to have a Mossad agent as her chief of staff.

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Your new brother in law owns a tire store and offers you a set of tires as a wedding present... any brand you want. What kind of tires would you like? Michelin MXV4 V speed rating

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When was the wet floor sign invented? Two hours after that 16 year old started drinking.

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Can a 18 yr old have intercourse with a 16yr old If he can get it up, which of course, most 16 or 18 year old males would have NO problem with, and she can spread, then, HELL YES. They can even have more than intercourse. They can have sex!

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Instead of sending Canadian soldiers to Afghanistan to serve as Washington's gurkhas, why doesn't Stephen Harper instead send bars of gold to his American overlords? Because the real masters, those in Tel Aviv, don't want any more gold. They get plenty of that from their mignons in the United States. Israel wants more christians to fight her wars against the muslims.

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He says "SLUT" you say__________? perfect... I'm glad she is here for me.

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He says "SLUT" you say__________? she must be my dream girl.

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Have you ever seen a crazy person? Of course I have, every day. I work with many of them. You most likely do too. The nuttiest is the bitch in the cube at the end of the row. She flips around more than a catfish on the bank.

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Sex really sells... What would sell things for you besides sex? random cash included

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He says "SLUT" you say__________? how do I meet her?

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Is there a way to extract oxygen from the air that i can do at home Of course there is. Inhale.... Exhale.... Extraction accomplished.

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Why do teen girls change their minds every second? Because the Corpus callosum is so very large, and because the level of estrogen is increasing in dramatic waves.

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What would be a reason someone might dig a hole? Because he/she can't keep his/her mouth shut. It just keeps spewing ignorance, and the hole keeps getting deeper.

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Are some cigarettes safer than others? I am aware that all cigarettes are danderous. Absolutely yes! The one that has never been lit is much safer than the one that is burning and being sucked upon.

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Finish this statement: "Men who hit women are ____________________?" foolishly expressing their anger. The door would be much easier.

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I am much more intelligent than you prove me wrong? Impossible to do so in this venue.

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The last time you used flour, what were you making? A huge mess!

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I cought my wife in bed the other day with another woman should i have kicked her out for cheating or joined in Why would you risk disappointing two women at once?

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I went through my girls phone. I was suspicious of a guy she texts till 2 in the morning. I found messages that are very innapproprieate. What do I do? I was wrong, but do I tell her what I did so I can find out about the messages? The answer depends on so many things: the age of the child, what the messages were, your history, your daughter's history. No way to answer based on what you told us.

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When did huge and growing federal deficits cease to be an issue for our liberals? In the mid 1960s the most criminal President ever, Lyndon Baines Johnson, realized that he could buy votes from the non-working by simply using the United States Treasury. He found this to be an effeective way to steal from those who work and pay taxes, and transfer those funds to those that would vote for him and his cronies.

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What is the best or the fastest way to get stress in your life or make you feel depressed? Get married.

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Do you think money is evil? Money is both intangible and inanimate. It cannot have qualities such as good or evil. So, no, money is not evil. Only those persons who misuse it can be evil.

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What is a type of metamorphic rock found in a U.S. national park or national monument? gneiss

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If we woke up in bed together tomorrow morning, what three words would you say to me? Who are you?

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My boyfriend says tat he loves me, and says tat he cant marry me since he hav no guts. do u think is it love or lust? Probably both. Why does it matter. The better question is, why do you believe he should marry you?

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Ok .. my computer has " eaten " 3 hard drives in the last week, no virus's or nasties found in any of the scans... no other software bugs found and all other hardware seems to be working ok , no power surges or anything that I can find that? Not enough info! Precisely what do you mean by "eaten?"

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If i have a coumpter that runs windows xp and windowa xp is phased out and we have windows 7 .does that mean i will have to get a new coupter if i run xp What is a coupter?

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GIRLS: what do you say/do when your partner says "i'm gonna cum soon" GUYS: what would you like your girl to say/do when you say "i'm gonna cum soon" Don't get it on the phone!

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DDR is an extension of what older memory technology? Double Display Rate

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My boyfriend wants me to prove that i love him..but i don't really now how. any advice ? Are you male or female, troll?

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What did/would you say after you lost your virginity? Thank you sir/madam. What was your name again?

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An extraordinary woman came up to me at a gallery showing and said, "If I weren't a lesbian I could really get into you. You have piercing yet gentle eyes that remind me of my father. If you give me you card, do you mind if I call?" What should I expect? If she calls, you will be speaking with someone who is mentally ill. It is impossible to predict the actions of such because they are not based on logic.

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Should the US go to war with IRAN? NO. We must stop fighting wars to protect Israel.

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Which is better for you? To be on top or underneath? It depends on who I'm with.

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If you could change your name would you? What would it be? Why this name? Pizza Pussy Santa .... because everybody likes at least one of those.

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Can we plug electric cars into the grid at home? Only if WE have an electric car>>>> then YES!

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Could I be pregnant? (2009-11-07) You haven't told us enough to answer you. Has a male had his penis in your vagina?

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How do I watch a torrented movie? I already downloaded it using utorrent. Can't help you. You haven't told us enough. What do you have?

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How do you fly in your dreams? Naked...

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How dangerous are stimulus-driven deficits in the long term? Such foolish dfecits will only benefit Israel. They will destroy the United States.

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Why do some people not drink alcohol at all? Some may do it because they don't want to. Most refuse so they can feel superior to the rest of us.

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There is a place that's a deli/hardware store. What's the strangest combo store you ever seen? health food store & a tobacco shop.... best of both worlds ... only in the indian nation

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What does a female orgasm feel like? A really good one is like a nuclear reaction deep inside the pelvis.

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How many AK 47's have been manufactured? 45 million, in all models

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Do you think its wrong for a guy to like to wear womens clothes and makeup at home in private?love dressing up in a pretty dress ,silky pantyhose ,lingerie,heels ,perfume ,shaved legs and relaxing dress this way. It doesn't matter what anyone thinks. Your preface is that this was/is alone, in private, in your own home, and interfering with no other person. You should do what ever you wish in those circumstances, and to hell with those that judge you. Have fun.

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Why do some people with average eduation and IQ claim to know more than scientists in certain fields? Examples: Biological evolution? Age of the earth? Fossil study? Climate change? Fluoride for dental health? Do you know more than the scientists? Those persons are controlled by an alleged "news" media. Brian Williams and Katie Couric have programed them with all they need to know. Now they will follow as they have been programed. This paints an ugly picture for our future.

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I'm interested in becoming an air traffic controller, to do so, I must pass a security screening check. I was convicted of misdemeanor larceny years ago while in school. Would this disquilify me? Yes.. In the United States you are not suited for the job.

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Can you name something that always gets overlooked? The United States Government always overlooks the best interests of those that work and pay taxes in the United States. This alleged Government will always put the interests of Israel above all others.

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What happened if the enemy caught one of the WOMEN IN THE CIVIL WAR? United States troops were poorly disciplined. Looting, rape, and generally war against women and children was common. In many cases, this was the policy of the leaders. Confederate troops had a much higher incidence of Christian upbringing, and the morals that followed influenced their behavior.

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Who was the best General in the American Civil War Nathan Bedford Forrest

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I would like to donate a large sum of money to a worthy cause, Which cause would you suggest? ronpaul2008 because he is the only presidential candidate that believes in both the constitution, and freedom.

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How early is too early to mow the lawn? Christmas..

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I have a very sweet and loving 10 y.o. German Shepherd mix that I rescued almost 6 years ago Yesterday I had a family friend over who he was very friendly with and later bit him very hard literally out of nowhere. Why would he do this? Because a dog is a wild animal. Any illusion you have that it is otherwise is your fantasy.

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Will you lend me twenty if I promise to pay you back as soon as I get my check? No.... but I'll piss on your shoe.

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What do you fear most - death with warning, or sudden , untimely death? What I fear most is waking up next to a BITCH. When I die, It wil happen without my control.

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Will love make you drink and gamble? Depends on how ugly the bitch is.

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What happens to people after death? It stops.

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The sound coming from my speakers is all squeaky. Do you know how to fix it? Yes, I do.