Answerbag: Jax is missing AB's answers

Answer to Are you any more or less likely to buy something if the sales person is an attractive woman?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:05:19 -0700

Are you any more or less likely to buy something if the sales person is an attractive woman?

Depends on if she has a bitch face.

Answer to What song do you currently have stuck in your head?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 07:50:34 -0700

What song do you currently have stuck in your head?

Californication by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Answer to Can you name a movie beggining with the letter "P"?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:50:24 -0700

Can you name a movie beggining with the letter "P"?

Penelope

Answer to Ever watched a movie and regretted it later because the movie was the worst movie you've ever saw?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:29:56 -0700

Ever watched a movie and regretted it later because the movie was the worst movie you've ever saw?

White Noise and The Happening

Answer to Do You Have an 'O' in Your Name?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:17:20 -0700

Do You Have an 'O' in Your Name?

My middle name a last name but not my first name.

Answer to Call of duty 4 is the best game ever online!!!!

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:15:51 -0700

Call of duty 4 is the best game ever online!!!!

False.

Answer to What is your favorite card game?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:09:44 -0700

What is your favorite card game?

Internet Cannasta. It sucks when you have to count the cards yourself.

Answer to What is the most important aspect of your current or most significant "romantic" relationship?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:06:58 -0700

What is the most important aspect of your current or most significant "romantic" relationship?

His rockin bod. :)

Answer to What would you do if the army started driving tanks past your bedroom window at 3 in the morning?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:05:52 -0700

What would you do if the army started driving tanks past your bedroom window at 3 in the morning?

Nothing. I'm a pretty heavy sleeper.

Answer to What Do You Like To Do With Your Hands?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:05:18 -0700

What Do You Like To Do With Your Hands?

SPIRIT FINGERS!

Answer to If you ever cut yourself, and your friends knew. Did you ever feel guilty about your friends feeling sad for not being able to stop you?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:43:39 -0700

If you ever cut yourself, and your friends knew. Did you ever feel guilty about your friends feeling sad for not being able to stop you?

WHAT?

Answer to Why does the circus never live up to its potential?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:41:09 -0700

Why does the circus never live up to its potential?

Because I wasn't put in charge of it. :)

Answer to Do you feel very innocent for your age?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:37:19 -0700

Do you feel very innocent for your age?

Exactly the opposite.

Answer to Ladies, do you like your breasts?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:08:47 -0700

Ladies, do you like your breasts?

Not since I've had kids. Could be worse though.

Answer to Is there a food or drink you just can not consume no matter what?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:15:35 -0700

Is there a food or drink you just can not consume no matter what?

Kool-Aid or sweet tea There is something about super sweet drinks that makes me gag.

Answer to What do you think of premarital cohabitation?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:07:26 -0700

What do you think of premarital cohabitation?

Gotta make sure the shoe fits before you buy it.

Answer to Is medical marijuana effective in treating schizophrenia?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:06:46 -0700

Is medical marijuana effective in treating schizophrenia?

I dont know, but it would definately make being schizophrenic more fun!

Answer to It is raining and you have a flat tire. Do you change it in the rain or wait until it stops?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:06:08 -0700

It is raining and you have a flat tire. Do you change it in the rain or wait until it stops?

Depends on how heavily it is raining and how long I believe it will last. Chances are I wouldn't be out driving in the rain anyway...

Answer to What do you think of the name Knox for a boy?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:05:00 -0700

What do you think of the name Knox for a boy?

I like it. I wouldn't name my kid that though. Maybe a dog...

Answer to Who was President of the USA when you were "2" yrs old?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:49:44 -0700

Who was President of the USA when you were "2" yrs old?

George Bush, Sr.

Answer to How many email addresses do you have?

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:38:41 -0800

How many email addresses do you have?

I have 4.

Answer to Is your refrigerator door covered with stuff..what kind of stuff?

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:37:24 -0800

Is your refrigerator door covered with stuff..what kind of stuff?

Magnets, picture, stuff my kids drew, and stuff other kids drew for my kids and bills we need to pay.

Answer to I delivered too my second son 6 weeks ago, but think i could be pregnant. Is this possible?

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:04:16 -0800

I delivered too my second son 6 weeks ago, but think i could be pregnant. Is this possible?

Sure is.

Answer to How many kids do you have/want?

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:02:41 -0800

How many kids do you have/want?

I have one boy, another on the way, and a step son. I want to try one more time for a girl and then I'm done, either way.

Answer to Did you have a nickname in middle school or high school?

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:01:45 -0800

Did you have a nickname in middle school or high school?

Jax...

Answer to If my sister wants to give 'lollipop' to my boyfriend, should I accept or should I tell her she's too young?

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 08:36:00 -0800

If my sister wants to give 'lollipop' to my boyfriend, should I accept or should I tell her she's too young?

Define 'lollipop' please.

Answer to I am free to take a few questions from my fans. What's your first question?

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:34:40 -0800

I am free to take a few questions from my fans. What's your first question?

Why do you assume you have fans?

Answer to I don't trust you because _ _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:16:39 -0800

I don't trust you because _ _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

I dont trust anyone.

Answer to What's the last thing you scratched?

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:57:57 -0800

What's the last thing you scratched?

My ear.

Answer to If you were to choose abstinence for a month between internet and sex, which would you forego?

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:57:08 -0800

If you were to choose abstinence for a month between internet and sex, which would you forego?

I think I would forego the sex. I would get really bored at work without the internet.

Answer to Do you know the difference between apathy and compassion?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:01:16 -0800

Do you know the difference between apathy and compassion?

Nope.

Answer to What requires a lot of patience?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:32:49 -0800

What requires a lot of patience?

Being a parent.

Answer to What do you order when you go to Chipotle?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:52:52 -0800

What do you order when you go to Chipotle?

I dont. They dont have them around here.

Answer to Do I have your permission to punch the fake girl that sits in the next desk in the face?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:42:14 -0800

Do I have your permission to punch the fake girl that sits in the next desk in the face?

Sure, and you have permission to come punch the ones in my office too.

Answer to What do you want to be able to say about your children when they grow up?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:40:43 -0800

What do you want to be able to say about your children when they grow up?

That their mom is STILL super HOT! =)

Answer to Okay, so I am writing a Murder Mystery, what are some good reasons to kill someone?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:35:43 -0800

Okay, so I am writing a Murder Mystery, what are some good reasons to kill someone?

Because they insist on always playing opera music at much too loud of a volume in the office next to yours...

Answer to Have you ever thought someone was saying hi or smiling at you, so you wave back and say hi, and then realize that they were actually talking to someone behind you?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:06:39 -0800

Have you ever thought someone was saying hi or smiling at you, so you wave back and say hi, and then realize that they were actually talking to someone behind you?

Yep. That is when you act like you were waving at someone behind them.

Answer to Name a change a 14 year old would find hard to cope with at first.

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:05:46 -0800

Name a change a 14 year old would find hard to cope with at first.

Moving

Answer to How do you tell someone that they are terrible in bed without hurting their feelings?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:05:12 -0800

How do you tell someone that they are terrible in bed without hurting their feelings?

You don't. You just teach them to do it better.

Answer to What is the ONE thing you NEED to protect?

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:12:49 -0800

What is the ONE thing you NEED to protect?

My son.

Answer to I am 15 and have been thinking about having a baby.... Any advice or suggestions?

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:12:29 -0800

I am 15 and have been thinking about having a baby.... Any advice or suggestions?

Enjoy not having stretchmarks and flab while you can. You have the rest of your life to have kids.

Answer to How many hours of work do you put in a week?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:15:46 -0800

How many hours of work do you put in a week?

40. No more, no less.

Answer to Why aren't you in bed yet?

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:58:27 -0800

Why aren't you in bed yet?

It's 9:03 am.

Answer to My daughter is in 7th grade. Is that too young for a "My Space account?

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:57:31 -0800

My daughter is in 7th grade. Is that too young for a "My Space account?

No, as long as you make sure her privacy settings are all set to keep her safe and keep an eye on her account to make sure you know and trust the people she is adding.

Answer to Is Christmas your favortive time of year if not why?

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:56:04 -0800

Is Christmas your favortive time of year if not why?

I like it a lot, but I do hate the snow and icy. If we could have Christmas in the spring it would be just fine by me.

Answer to Okay me and my husband have this disagreement on how you are suppose to say "this Saturday" ex: like today is Thur.12/11, Sat. is 12/13, I say "this Sat." he says it should be "next Sat." to me next Sat. would be 12/20. When is next Sat. to you?

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:56:49 -0800

Okay me and my husband have this disagreement on how you are suppose to say "this Saturday" ex: like today is Thur.12/11, Sat. is 12/13, I say "this Sat." he says it should be "next Sat." to me next Sat. would be 12/20. When is next Sat. to you?

I agree with you. This Saturday is 12/13. I've run into this problem before though.

Answer to Would you ever make a porno?

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:55:21 -0800

Would you ever make a porno?

Yep. Just for personal enjoyment for my husband and I. And I'd probably sell it for a large amount of money. Not that anyone would want to pay for it... =)

Answer to What do you think about ECigarettes?

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:49:54 -0800

What do you think about ECigarettes?

I think it would be worth a shot if you are trying to quit. My husband would probably like them, but I dont have $150 to waste on them.

Answer to Would you be insulted if a guy friend took you out for a birthday dinner and used a 2-for-1 coupon when he paid?

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:39:38 -0800

Would you be insulted if a guy friend took you out for a birthday dinner and used a 2-for-1 coupon when he paid?

No I don't care. Money isn't important. It's the thought that counts.

Answer to Was your mom a stay-at-home mom or a working mom?

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:38:16 -0800

Was your mom a stay-at-home mom or a working mom?

Yes. Both my parents worked fulltime. My mom was an administrative assistant for a large realty agency through most of my childhood.

Answer to I met a man recently, we spent a few hours together that I really enjoyed, and then out of the blue he asks 'when was the last time you made love?' How does one answer a question like that?

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:37:02 -0800

I met a man recently, we spent a few hours together that I really enjoyed, and then out of the blue he asks 'when was the last time you made love?' How does one answer a question like that?

I would just be honest. I'm a pretty open person.

Answer to Can you describe your father in one word?

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:34:54 -0800

Can you describe your father in one word?

Deceased.

Answer to Im an Indian girl and im going out with a white man..Ive always been out with indian men but i always get stared at.. Is this bad?

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:10:48 -0800

Im an Indian girl and im going out with a white man..Ive always been out with indian men but i always get stared at.. Is this bad?

Not if you're happy. =)

Answer to My wife says she loves this guy in office and wants to have an affair with him with my permission . she says she loves me too and can justify both relationships and not threaten our marriage . he is a nice guy obssesed with my wife . should i agree.

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:09:53 -0800

My wife says she loves this guy in office and wants to have an affair with him with my permission . she says she loves me too and can justify both relationships and not threaten our marriage . he is a nice guy obssesed with my wife . should i agree.

Um lets see, NO. Grow some nads and tell her shes married and if she wants to sleep with someone else she needs to get un-married.

Answer to Ever hit the down rate button on accident? What did you do?

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:07:39 -0800

Ever hit the down rate button on accident? What did you do?

Yes, I just click the positive points button and it goes right back to where it should be.

Answer to What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you while you were naked?

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:05:54 -0800

What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you while you were naked?

I got out of the shower at about 5 in the morning once and I looked out my back sliding glass door to see what the weather was like. Across the alley a man was standing at his sliding glass door naked too. We both stood there for a minute and when we realized what was going on we bolted out of...

Answer to I'm Nurse Shagswell!! My pimp hand is strong!! Whats your Pimp name? (see link)

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:57:26 -0800

I'm Nurse Shagswell!! My pimp hand is strong!! Whats your Pimp name? (see link)

Princess Tease

Answer to Liposuction, nose job, breast implants, facelift, dark circles or teeth whitened. Which one should I pick for my Christmas present? I can only pick one.

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:56:19 -0800

Liposuction, nose job, breast implants, facelift, dark circles or teeth whitened. Which one should I pick for my Christmas present? I can only pick one.

I would pick a nose job. =) But it really depends on which one you want most.

Answer to Were you born in the same town as your parents?

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:52:48 -0800

Were you born in the same town as your parents?

Nope. My mom was born in Kansas, my dad in Oklahoma, and I was born in Texas.

Answer to I am 40% gross. How gross are you? www.blogthings.com/howgrossareyouquiz/

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:50:27 -0800

I am 40% gross. How gross are you? www.blogthings.com/howgrossareyouquiz/

You Are 48% Gross You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person. Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you!

Answer to Is there anything better than a cheese filled soft pretzel!?

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:40:00 -0800

Is there anything better than a cheese filled soft pretzel!?

Lots of things.

Answer to Does anybody else think this is the ultimate "Tramp Stamp"?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:36:38 -0800

Does anybody else think this is the ultimate "Tramp Stamp"?

I wouldn't get it, but to each their own.

Answer to What is your favorite kind of stuffing/dressing?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:33:04 -0800

What is your favorite kind of stuffing/dressing?

I like chicken Stove-Top. =)

Answer to Have you or anyone you know ever been in a coma? What were you/they like when finally out of the coma?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:11:03 -0800

Have you or anyone you know ever been in a coma? What were you/they like when finally out of the coma?

I haven't, but my dad was in a coma for 3 months following surgery on his aeorta.

Answer to Do you think it is inappropriate for a 5 y/o to tell the famiy dog to "stop licking your balls"? What would be a better word for her to use?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:10:03 -0800

Do you think it is inappropriate for a 5 y/o to tell the famiy dog to "stop licking your balls"? What would be a better word for her to use?

Haha its not appropriate but sometimes you can't help what they say. Especially if they've never been told any different. I'd tell her just not to talk about it at all, it's natural for dogs to do that.

Answer to What do you like to drink when you eat chocolate?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:06:30 -0800

What do you like to drink when you eat chocolate?

Ice cold milk. =)

Answer to Does your home have a covered garage or parking?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:15:56 -0800

Does your home have a covered garage or parking?

We have a carport.

Answer to Would you forgive your husband if he beat you?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:00:35 -0800

Would you forgive your husband if he beat you?

I could forgive him, but I wouldn't stay in the relationship. I think people are capable of change, but I'm not going to sit around and get beat waiting for it to happen.

Answer to Until what age did you get breastfed by your mom?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:59:36 -0800

Until what age did you get breastfed by your mom?

I was never breastfed.

Answer to How do you wear your hear, up down, long or short, geled, tied back, spiked.............?

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:25:50 -0800

How do you wear your hear, up down, long or short, geled, tied back, spiked.............?

Down, long and straight.

Answer to Have you ever thought about starting your own cult?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:31:52 -0800

Have you ever thought about starting your own cult?

I think it would be more like a commune than a cult... =)

Answer to LADIES......When you notice someone looking at your ass, do you suddenly forget how to walk properly?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:30:20 -0800

LADIES......When you notice someone looking at your ass, do you suddenly forget how to walk properly?

Its like that with everything. When people are starting at me intensly when I talk, I stumble over my words, When someone is watching my type, I make a lot of errors, etc.

Answer to How old are you? How old is your current bf, gf, or spouse?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:27:50 -0800

How old are you? How old is your current bf, gf, or spouse?

I am 21, my husband is 27.

Answer to My boyfriend admitted to me yesterday that he had starting smoking pot again. I am mad that he's smoking and didn't man up and tell me sooner. I hate drugs and don't want to be with a guy who does them. I'm leaving him. Am I over reacting?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:22:07 -0800

My boyfriend admitted to me yesterday that he had starting smoking pot again. I am mad that he's smoking and didn't man up and tell me sooner. I hate drugs and don't want to be with a guy who does them. I'm leaving him. Am I over reacting?

No, if you don't want to be with someone who smokes pot don't be with him. You will both be happier when you can find someone with similar interests.

Answer to Who do you find sexier, a police officer, or firefighter?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:19:52 -0800

Who do you find sexier, a police officer, or firefighter?

Firefighter. I dont find police officers sexy in the least bit.

Answer to Kids say the darndest things. Has a kid ever told you something that made you uncomfortable? What was it?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:18:23 -0800

Kids say the darndest things. Has a kid ever told you something that made you uncomfortable? What was it?

Once we were sitting in my car in the Wal-Mart parking lot with the windows rolled down waiting on someone to come out. A guy got out of his car next to us and my son said "Are you my daddy?" The guy smiled and said no and then my son said "Then where is my daddy?"

Answer to Can a child at age two legally or otherwise be daignosed as Bi-Polar?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:14:50 -0800

Can a child at age two legally or otherwise be daignosed as Bi-Polar?

I would hope not. I think all children are bi-polar at age 2.

Answer to What will you name your kids?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:14:00 -0800

What will you name your kids?

I want to name a girl Ever, but I only have boys! Not done trying yet tho...

Answer to Would you or have you ever called french fries "Freedom Fries"? Why

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:00:28 -0800

Would you or have you ever called french fries "Freedom Fries"? Why

No and No.

Answer to My brother's found a tiny(size of a jelly bean)black screw-top capsule with a numbered role of paper inside(the numbers are computer printed)& the paper has a metal end on it. Beside each number was a name and date. Any idea as to what this might be?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:58:58 -0800

My brother's found a tiny(size of a jelly bean)black screw-top capsule with a numbered role of paper inside(the numbers are computer printed)& the paper has a metal end on it. Beside each number was a name and date. Any idea as to what this might be?

Can you take a picture of it?

Answer to I was laid off today with no notice. How much time must be given before laying an employee off?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:57:25 -0800

I was laid off today with no notice. How much time must be given before laying an employee off?

It depends on the state where you live. Contact the Department of Labor.

Answer to I'm cold! May I borrow your jacket?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:56:01 -0800

I'm cold! May I borrow your jacket?

Take it! I'm burning up!

Answer to How do I find out what my girlfriend and her X boyfrined did in bed?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:55:41 -0800

How do I find out what my girlfriend and her X boyfrined did in bed?

You really don't need to know. What good would it do?

Answer to What is everyone doing after work today?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:51:13 -0800

What is everyone doing after work today?

Bitching about work. =) Its been a bad day.

Answer to Do you smell food before you eat it?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:49:52 -0800

Do you smell food before you eat it?

Its kind of hard not to when it's that close to your nose.

Answer to Spinach dip or avocado dip?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:47:36 -0800

Spinach dip or avocado dip?

Both thanks!

Answer to How did your parents meet?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:41:45 -0800

How did your parents meet?

My dad was a cop and my mom was dispatcher.

Answer to What color is sex?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:41:03 -0800

What color is sex?

Purple.

Answer to If your life was a color at this very moment what color would it be and why?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:40:19 -0800

If your life was a color at this very moment what color would it be and why?

Right now at this very moment I'd say navy blue.

Answer to Should men stand up to pee or sit down? Why?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:53:49 -0800

Should men stand up to pee or sit down? Why?

They are welcome to pee however they like as long as they clean up their own mess.

Answer to Do you get pissed off when someone says "I told you so,"?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:52:28 -0800

Do you get pissed off when someone says "I told you so,"?

Nope. I just make sure to say it to them the next time my turn rolls around.

Answer to What is your centerpiece meat for Christmas dinner: ham, duck, goose, turkey or something else?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:51:53 -0800

What is your centerpiece meat for Christmas dinner: ham, duck, goose, turkey or something else?

Christmas is ham, Thanksgiving is turkey. The reason for this is that my mom and I both work for the same organization, and my grandma also worked here before she retired, and for as long as I can remember the place where we work gives turkeys for Thanksgiving and hams for Christmas, as a bonus.

Answer to Why are most flavored sodas fruit flavored? When are they gonna make a vegetable flavored one?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:47:09 -0800

Why are most flavored sodas fruit flavored? When are they gonna make a vegetable flavored one?

Because that would be gross. =)

Answer to Are you a piece of glass? Or a brick?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:42:03 -0800

Are you a piece of glass? Or a brick?

I am a nerf ball.

Answer to Does your job require you to always have a smile on your face?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:41:36 -0800

Does your job require you to always have a smile on your face?

Nope. I work for the government. =)

Answer to Would you apply for a job as a mercenary fighting the Somali pirates?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:40:43 -0800

Would you apply for a job as a mercenary fighting the Somali pirates?

Nope.

Answer to Do you have a home remedy of curing the hiccups? would you care to share it?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:32:39 -0800

Do you have a home remedy of curing the hiccups? would you care to share it?

A spoonful of peanut butter works.

Answer to HELP! How do I keep my eyes from tearing while peeling onions?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:31:56 -0800

HELP! How do I keep my eyes from tearing while peeling onions?

Peel them in a well ventilated area.

Answer to What would you consider a guy 5'4 ....Below average,Short,or Extremely short?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:25:12 -0800

What would you consider a guy 5'4 ....Below average,Short,or Extremely short?

Short

Answer to Have you ever re-invented yourself?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:23:21 -0800

Have you ever re-invented yourself?

Its an ongoing process.