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Answer to Do you think leashes on children is right?

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:11:40 -0700

Do you think leashes on children is right?

no

Answer to I'm looking for the name of a poem that ends with ..."my heart is in the forest ?, running with the deer."

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:09:33 -0700

I'm looking for the name of a poem that ends with ..."my heart is in the forest ?, running with the deer."

My Heart's in the Highlands by Robert Burns My heart's in the highlands my heart is not here My heart's in the highlands chasing the deer Chasing the wild deer and following the roe My heart's in the highlands wherever I go Farewell to the highlands farewell to the...

Answer to 10 points until Level 44! Advice?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:37:06 -0700

10 points until Level 44! Advice?

THANK YOU CHRIS AND FREEDOM!

Answer to Who lives in Missouri?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:28:46 -0700

Who lives in Missouri?

Govna Blunt

Answer to Ever stood on your toilet and broken it?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:26:42 -0700

Ever stood on your toilet and broken it?

I don't have a toilet.

Answer to Do you always think God is doing the right thing?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:15:02 -0700

Do you always think God is doing the right thing?

Well, duh!

Answer to What is the main function of the Digestive System

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:12:49 -0700

What is the main function of the Digestive System

Maybe to...DIGEST

Answer to White shirt or black shirt?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:02:27 -0700

White shirt or black shirt?

Red fish, blue fish?

Answer to White shirt or black shirt?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:02:07 -0700

White shirt or black shirt?

White!

Answer to What do you ask God everytime you pray?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:30:08 -0700

What do you ask God everytime you pray?

For protection for me and my family.

Answer to If the chicken crossed the road, pigs flew, and the fat lady sang all for the exact same reason, then what was the reason?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:18:31 -0700

If the chicken crossed the road, pigs flew, and the fat lady sang all for the exact same reason, then what was the reason?

To get to the other side.

Answer to Why do you assume God loves you?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:15:55 -0700

Why do you assume God loves you?

I don't assume; I know. And He doesn't just love only me.

Answer to Does a chicken poop?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:09:00 -0700

Does a chicken poop?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Answer to What do we need most in life?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:56:54 -0700

What do we need most in life?

Jesus Christ

Answer to I'm looking for a tattoo but i need the symbols. it is the word broken promises but i want it done in chinese or japanese writing and cannot find the symbols i can find them separate but if you put them together they mean something different any help?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:52:36 -0700

I'm looking for a tattoo but i need the symbols. it is the word broken promises but i want it done in chinese or japanese writing and cannot find the symbols i can find them separate but if you put them together they mean something different any help?

Chinese: 破碎的承诺 Japanese: 壊れた約束 But please don't burn your skin; it's ugly. ;-)

Answer to Can I ask you guys anything?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:39:19 -0700

Can I ask you guys anything?

Anything, anytime, anywhere. ;-)

Answer to Why did the fat lady sing?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:19:38 -0700

Why did the fat lady sing?

To get to the other side.

Answer to If you could sky write something right now, what would it be?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:14:10 -0700

If you could sky write something right now, what would it be?

Trust Jesus :-)

Answer to What was the last sandwich you had before answering this question?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:09:41 -0700

What was the last sandwich you had before answering this question?

A turkey sandwich with nothing but loads of turkey!!!!

Answer to 23 more points to 10000 points! Please help me?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:58:29 -0700

23 more points to 10000 points! Please help me?

I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL WHO RATED THIS QUESTION UP, FOR I AM NOW OVER 10000 POINTS! THANKS TO ALL OF YOU, THANK YOU!

Answer to Are there any biblical grounds for divorce and remarriage?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:56:29 -0700

Are there any biblical grounds for divorce and remarriage?

Yeah: Don't divorce, but if you are a widow(er), then you may remarry. (unless you killed your spouse)

Answer to Can I please talk to you about christianity? Would anyone be willing to share their faith with me? I am a young christian but I have heaps of questions! Could you please leave your email address so I can talk to you? Thanks :-)

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:50:05 -0700

Can I please talk to you about christianity? Would anyone be willing to share their faith with me? I am a young christian but I have heaps of questions! Could you please leave your email address so I can talk to you? Thanks :-)

Anytime! annamaterra@yahoo.com <>< Go with Christ! ;-D

Answer to Ladies: what do you do when a Hot guy passes you by?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:41:06 -0700

Ladies: what do you do when a Hot guy passes you by?

spit on him

Answer to I am a job interviewer, Ok, tell me about yourself?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:40:27 -0700

I am a job interviewer, Ok, tell me about yourself?

I am honest, fun-loving, and a hard worker. (and i'm a red fox)

Answer to It's so hot outside that _______? (fun answers encouraged)

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:39:23 -0700

It's so hot outside that _______? (fun answers encouraged)

You can cook a turkey on the sidewalk!

Answer to Why doesn't money buy happiness?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:38:24 -0700

Why doesn't money buy happiness?

Because Jesus already paid for it.

Answer to Can money buy happiness?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:37:50 -0700

Can money buy happiness?

Yes, but it's only temporary. God gives you eternal happiness. ;-)

Answer to Can you be a super ninja and visit sillyville?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:35:10 -0700

Can you be a super ninja and visit sillyville?

Only if Sillyville exists.

Answer to If I was to play you a song on my guitar, what song would you like it to be? And why?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:31:45 -0700

If I was to play you a song on my guitar, what song would you like it to be? And why?

The Minute Waltz, because I love it.

Answer to It's so hot outside that _______? (fun answers encouraged)

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:31:08 -0700

It's so hot outside that _______? (fun answers encouraged)

My Kool-Aid evaporated!

Answer to Has anyone seen my bacon?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:29:34 -0700

Has anyone seen my bacon?

Oh, that was yours?

Answer to Whats the oldest thing in your fridge?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:28:00 -0700

Whats the oldest thing in your fridge?

My freezer.

Answer to If you could take only two items of your belongings to outer space, what would they be?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:20:56 -0700

If you could take only two items of your belongings to outer space, what would they be?

Laptop and Bible

Answer to What would your last words like to be before you die?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:10:43 -0700

What would your last words like to be before you die?

It depends on how I die, but if I die the way I'd like to, they'd be, "Yes, He does."

Answer to You have just won a trip to Las Vegas. Are you happy or could you care less?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:09:07 -0700

You have just won a trip to Las Vegas. Are you happy or could you care less?

I'm happy because I'm smart, so I don't gamble! :-P I'm also happy they don't allow wild animals into casinos!

Answer to What would you do it you changed into your favourite wild animal for 2 days

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:05:11 -0700

What would you do it you changed into your favourite wild animal for 2 days

I've been a red fox for 2 years, and I'm feeling just fine. (i go fishing)

Answer to Has the USA reached a point where gender or race do not matter when voting for the president?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:57:16 -0700

Has the USA reached a point where gender or race do not matter when voting for the president?

No.

Answer to If u got the chance to0 meet 2 celebrities who would they be?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:53:51 -0700

If u got the chance to0 meet 2 celebrities who would they be?

Jesus and Bill Richardson

Answer to Which celebrity would you like to see compete on 'Dancing With The Stars'?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:52:20 -0700

Which celebrity would you like to see compete on 'Dancing With The Stars'?

Bill Clinton

Answer to Is it ethical for Coca-Cola or any other company to put their brand on water?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:47:44 -0700

Is it ethical for Coca-Cola or any other company to put their brand on water?

No, unless they're branding the other sutff in Dasani.

Answer to Would u rather eat "snickers" or "reeses peanut butter cups"?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:44:04 -0700

Would u rather eat "snickers" or "reeses peanut butter cups"?

Snickers

Answer to Should Jodie44 make us all toast?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:43:28 -0700

Should Jodie44 make us all toast?

No, she should SERVE us toast. And if she was okay with it, too. ;-)

Answer to I am in RIchmond, Va.... Where are you?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:42:01 -0700

I am in RIchmond, Va.... Where are you?

In a California forest.

Answer to What not to say on a airplane?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:41:25 -0700

What not to say on a airplane?

FIRE!

Answer to Can you please tell me an answer that you have used to answer more than one question on AB?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:37:32 -0700

Can you please tell me an answer that you have used to answer more than one question on AB?

yes

Answer to If you could go back in time, when and where would you go? You can take anything you can carry. What would you take? Note: be careful. You might be regarded as a witch or crazy. Your knowledge of events inaccurate or wrong.

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:35:09 -0700

If you could go back in time, when and where would you go? You can take anything you can carry. What would you take? Note: be careful. You might be regarded as a witch or crazy. Your knowledge of events inaccurate or wrong.

15, to see Jesus in human form. Or 2002 to destroy Wikipedia.

Answer to How much would you charge to design a webpage?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:32:02 -0700

How much would you charge to design a webpage?

$10

Answer to Do you cry when its 9/11?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:28:02 -0700

Do you cry when its 9/11?

No, I love it. It woke America up...temporarily.

Answer to How do you feel about toast? Be honest.

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:19:52 -0700

How do you feel about toast? Be honest.

Mmmm. Toasty.

Answer to What TV commercial annoys you the most?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:15:39 -0700

What TV commercial annoys you the most?

Alltel commercials. UGH!!!!!!

Answer to Does anyone else go crazy when a religion states that it has facts but then when you ask them questions they say, "just believe?"

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:14:24 -0700

Does anyone else go crazy when a religion states that it has facts but then when you ask them questions they say, "just believe?"

Well, if they're Christians, it would do you some good to listen. No one knows all the answers except the Almighty.

Answer to People of religion, I don't mean to be rude but why do you worship God and not Satan? I mean if you think about it all the matter of the universe originated from God which means that God created everything, even the concept of pain and Satan.

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:11:18 -0700

People of religion, I don't mean to be rude but why do you worship God and not Satan? I mean if you think about it all the matter of the universe originated from God which means that God created everything, even the concept of pain and Satan.

Look at what God has done. Look at what Satan has done. It doesn't take an idiot to know that God is the One who is worthy to be praised.

Answer to When do you know your marriage is over?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:09:34 -0700

When do you know your marriage is over?

When it is.

Answer to If you could transform into any animal when ever you want what would it be and why

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:08:19 -0700

If you could transform into any animal when ever you want what would it be and why

I can. That's why I don't give out my location. :P But I usually switch from fox to human form, but I've been a fox for a long time now. ;-)

Answer to Do you like chess?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:02:07 -0700

Do you like chess?

yes

Answer to What does it mean to be right?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:58:18 -0700

What does it mean to be right?

To be doing something in God's will.

Answer to Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:55:06 -0700

Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke?

PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI!!!

Answer to What do you prefer, Burger King or McDonald's?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:54:39 -0700

What do you prefer, Burger King or McDonald's?

BK! BK!! BK!!!

Answer to How can scientists say there is no such thing as the after life when it is clearly stated within science that matter cannot either be created nor destroyed? I don't get it.

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:52:51 -0700

How can scientists say there is no such thing as the after life when it is clearly stated within science that matter cannot either be created nor destroyed? I don't get it.

Life is not matter. First, you have to believe in eternity. Well, you are alive for some reason, right? And life cannot start on its own. Where would you get your personality? How did time begin? It didn't begin on its own. Time is only a point on the timeline of eternity. Second, you...

Answer to Do you try to please people with your answers?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:48:11 -0700

Do you try to please people with your answers?

Yes. Isn't that what Answerbag's about?

Answer to Lollipops or Suckers?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:47:41 -0700

Lollipops or Suckers?

Lollipops please! :-D

Answer to What have I got, that makes you want to love me?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:46:15 -0700

What have I got, that makes you want to love me?

You've got yourself, and that's all I need. ;-)

Answer to How did you do in math when you went to high school?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:44:39 -0700

How did you do in math when you went to high school?

4vv3501v13

Answer to What's one key on your keyboard that you NEVER use?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:36:44 -0700

What's one key on your keyboard that you NEVER use?

I've used every key on it, but F2 is probably least used.

Answer to Get paid to take surveys online?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:33:02 -0700

Get paid to take surveys online?

Although that'd be great, they are all scams.

Answer to Does belief in a deity or deities make one insane?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:27:28 -0700

Does belief in a deity or deities make one insane?

It depends. If it's not the Almighty God, then it is insane.

Answer to Adam and Eve were white... yet there are black people on earth. How did that happen?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:26:18 -0700

Adam and Eve were white... yet there are black people on earth. How did that happen?

The Sun burnt some of their descendants. Probably Cain.

Answer to If you were to put a personal ad in the paper about yourself what would it say?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:22:01 -0700

If you were to put a personal ad in the paper about yourself what would it say?

FEMALE RED FOX Age: 26 Speaks English and lives in Angeles National Forest. Doesn't bite!!!

Answer to When you are going through a hard time in life what do you tell yourself?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:20:54 -0700

When you are going through a hard time in life what do you tell yourself?

It's okay. God is with you, and will never leave you.

Answer to Would you hang out with George Bush?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:20:19 -0700

Would you hang out with George Bush?

Yes, he needs some friends.

Answer to Would you want the ability to read minds?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:19:05 -0700

Would you want the ability to read minds?

no way d00d

Answer to What the hell is a cabage patch kid

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:17:12 -0700

What the hell is a cabage patch kid

ROFL

Answer to I believe in a God, do you?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:15:57 -0700

I believe in a God, do you?

YES! He is exalted and worthy to be praised! The Lord is wonderful! <><

Answer to In the desert, have you ever seen a mirage?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:13:27 -0700

In the desert, have you ever seen a mirage?

Yes. After living in the Southwest for a few years, you start thinking that water on the road is always a mirage, and you keep sticking your head out the window, and find out it was real water after it was too late.

Answer to What is the best advice you would have given to your past self if you could have?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:09:39 -0700

What is the best advice you would have given to your past self if you could have?

COME BACK ANNA COME BAAAACK!

Answer to Is anyone here?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:09:05 -0700

Is anyone here?

Nope.

Answer to Hey Christians-How did Adam live until he was 930 years old?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:08:27 -0700

Hey Christians-How did Adam live until he was 930 years old?

Because God was good to him. Also, people lived much longer back then, since most people back then loved God.

Answer to What do you eat chocolate chips with?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:02:35 -0700

What do you eat chocolate chips with?

With MORE CHOCOLATE CHIPS! :-D

Answer to Have you ever felt like your being watched?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:58:37 -0700

Have you ever felt like your being watched?

Only when I'm being watched.

Answer to What in your opinion makes a good dancer?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:57:01 -0700

What in your opinion makes a good dancer?

Legs

Answer to Are you ready to start doing things that make you happy?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:34:22 -0700

Are you ready to start doing things that make you happy?

I'm already happy because Jesus loves me.

Answer to How forgiving are you?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:28:23 -0700

How forgiving are you?

Quite. <><

Answer to Is there anything that you would like to do a thousand times?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:23:08 -0700

Is there anything that you would like to do a thousand times?

Worship God. <><

Answer to When you are alone very late at night and everything is quiet, have you ever thought to yourself, "I want a cookie"?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:20:35 -0700

When you are alone very late at night and everything is quiet, have you ever thought to yourself, "I want a cookie"?

Now that you mention it...

Answer to When you have Chinese food, do you ask for fried rice, brown rice or white rice?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:19:20 -0700

When you have Chinese food, do you ask for fried rice, brown rice or white rice?

Good old white steamed rice!

Answer to If I say "Jackson" what comes to your mind in a flash?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:59:27 -0700

If I say "Jackson" what comes to your mind in a flash?

Andrew Jackson. What a jerk!

Answer to エーエーエーエーエー？

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:59:01 -0700

エーエーエーエーエー？

The dancing cadet.

Answer to If I jokingly said that I wanted to wear your nasty sweaty socks on my feet so they could be part of me forever, and then fell asleep on your couch, what would you do?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:45:54 -0700

If I jokingly said that I wanted to wear your nasty sweaty socks on my feet so they could be part of me forever, and then fell asleep on your couch, what would you do?

Leave the room. ASAP.

Answer to How smart is your average bear?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:40:09 -0700

How smart is your average bear?

Much dumber than your average 3-year-old.

Answer to If you take too much melatonin, can it kill you?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:39:33 -0700

If you take too much melatonin, can it kill you?

Too much of anything is not good.

Answer to Do we need to control the earths population?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:39:09 -0700

Do we need to control the earths population?

No. There's plenty of land out there. We just need to take it.

Answer to What does the Green Party stand for?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:37:25 -0700

What does the Green Party stand for?

Anti-global warming,

Answer to Do you really believe in heaven and hell ?? when were living it now?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:36:30 -0700

Do you really believe in heaven and hell ?? when were living it now?

Yes, they are very real places. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the Father Almighty in Heaven. Let me remind you that both places are over 3,648,364,834,513,264,591,764,591,634,597,459,324 years long, and this world is soon to end.

Answer to What makes you think you're smarter than me?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:34:21 -0700

What makes you think you're smarter than me?

Because I know more languages.

Answer to Have you ever joked about proposing to somebody and they took it seriously? What do I do?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:33:05 -0700

Have you ever joked about proposing to somebody and they took it seriously? What do I do?

No, I haven't, but if you did, then just go with it. It will turn out great, trust me.

Answer to Who likes LOST?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:17:21 -0700

Who likes LOST?

Not me. Boring and unrealistic. THE FAT GUY"S STIL FAT

Answer to I had surgery on my foot and the pain pills are not working I am in so much pain that I can't even move my foot. Any home remedys to stop pain?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:41:34 -0800

I had surgery on my foot and the pain pills are not working I am in so much pain that I can't even move my foot. Any home remedys to stop pain?

put your foot in hot soup i am serious, it works

Answer to My doorbell keeps ringing (without batteries!!) and my heat gets turned up to 90 every night while we sleep. Also, everything in this house dies in utero. Do you think it could be a ghost or just weird luck?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:40:25 -0800

My doorbell keeps ringing (without batteries!!) and my heat gets turned up to 90 every night while we sleep. Also, everything in this house dies in utero. Do you think it could be a ghost or just weird luck?

a luck i like to call WITW?!?!??! Luck destroy your doorbell and thermostat; tell me how it works! ;-)

Answer to Did you know that you can buy answerbag t-shirts.Have you purchased one yet? If so which one?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:37:48 -0800

Did you know that you can buy answerbag t-shirts.Have you purchased one yet? If so which one?

Yes, I knew. No, I haven't purchased one. The main reason for that is that none of them fit me.

Answer to What would you do if you heard the doorbell ring and you looked outside and Bigfoot and all his monster friends were there and they asked you if you wanted to buy some chocolate?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:36:42 -0800

What would you do if you heard the doorbell ring and you looked outside and Bigfoot and all his monster friends were there and they asked you if you wanted to buy some chocolate?

depending on how much the chocolate was, then YES!!! a little bit random, but you know, I live in the forest and meeting Bigfoot would be a little weird, but hey, it's for a good cause, right? (also i'm a major chocoholic LOL)