http://www.answerbag.com/profile/157767 New Answerbag answers from PillowPants Tue, 29 May 2012 10:40:54 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 10:40:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490398 Do you think Tiger Woods can still play golf with a wife an two children and 10 girlfriends?<br /><br />Of course he can! All men cheat and go on with no thought to the pain they cause, so why can&#039;t he? Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:54:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490398 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490363 Healthy cat has been vomitting her food for the last 24 hours. It comes up a few hours after each meal. No hairballs, though. Any thoughts?<br /><br />Will be going to the vet in the am, but am wondering if anyone has thoughts. She is also constipated. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:43:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490363 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7913976 Hi... im with my boyfriend since last year.. we both love sex, but this past few months, i can feel that, he's not active in sex anymore.. he just want me to BJ him.. and if ever we had a sex, he dnt like me to cum or finish.. once he is done... its done.<br /><br />He sounds like a puke. Get rid of him. There is no point in talking to him about it-he is obviously a selfish prick and you can&#039;t make him care. Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:25:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7913976 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7913926 Why as soon as i got pregnant did i lose feelings for my boyfriend and will they return?<br /><br />It could just be hormones, which means it would be temporary. But, I think it is also possible that your gut could be telling you that he would not be suitable father and you should move on without him. (Not suggesting you do so, just saying it could be your gut interfering!) Our whole brain... Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:18:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7913926 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789883 I am very uncomfortable about swallowing my bf's cum. I have to spit it out because the taste is bad and the thought makes me nauseated. Any advice on how to avoid it or get over it?<br /><br />Yeah, you can get over it by NOT doing it. Why do something that makes you nauseated? There&#039;s nothing sexy or loving about that. Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:14:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789883 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789866 What does it take to get a driver's license for an adult who never took Driver's Ed? Thank you All:)<br /><br />Pass the road test with an instructor. Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:10:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789866 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789831 Have u ever been to jail?<br /><br />Just the holding cells at the police station for shit-kicking my ex. It&#039;s okay-he TOTALLY deserved it and more. I&#039;ve been to jail to visit, too. Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:57:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789831 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789808 Can someone please tell me why a man, mid 40's,sorta insecure.....but not shy, who doesn't like much affection, ... would always, after we've been sexual .....be angry, the next day?<br /><br />I can&#039;t explain that but I can tell you he has emotional problems. Probably self-loathing/feels as though he doesn&#039;t deserve love? Not sure, but he needs some kind of therapy. Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:52:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789808 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789801 If you have a child, do you love your spouse as much as your child? I don't feel it's possible. Do you?<br /><br />Always loved my kids more than ANYONE else. Always will! There are some people without a maternal/paternal instinct, though. Those poeple could love others more than there children but those of us who have that natural instinct-I don&#039;t think it&#039;s possible to love anyone else more than... Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:51:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789801 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789789 Who is the best known person from Chicago?<br /><br />Jerry Springer! Heh heh? Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:48:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7789789 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7773935 What does porn star experience and full service mean when booking an escort?<br /><br />Full service means both oral and intercourse. Porn start experience refers to things you see in porn-like ejaculation on the woman&#039;s body and/or face/mouth. It can also means she provides unprotected oral-which IMO is NOT cool. Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:14:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7773935 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7773918 Would you leave a man who is perfect for you who was still dating someone when he started dating you for two weeks, and lied about it for the first four months of the relationship?<br /><br />He&#039;s not perfect for anyone if he is a liar and a cheater. Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:10:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7773918 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7773873 What does "shallow" mean? My son called me "shallow" because I bought a newspaper for the entertainment magazine once a week?<br /><br />Quite literally, it means you have no depth. No interest in the more serious matters, just content with amusement and ignorance. Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:04:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7773873 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7773863 If you had to listen to one song 100 times, what would it be?<br /><br />Discipline-Nine Inch Nails Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:02:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7773863 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7756400 My ex is weirding me out. She talks and flirts one day then runs and avoids the next. She does not talk to me for three weeks then helps me move. She sits down and asks me a question but gets up and leaves before I'm through talking. What is she doing?<br /><br />She&#039;s playing head games-trying to mess with you in order to regain a feeling of control. Just my guess. Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:06:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7756400 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7733189 Where do u find femmale fuck buddies around my age im a 14 year old boy<br /><br />You are too young to be in here. Please don&#039;t answer questions from minors, people!!! Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:19:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7733189 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7733165 Who has to put more afford during the sexual intercourse men or women.?<br /><br />Afford? What? Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:17:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7733165 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7677123 Does anyone had any advice i’m in love with my bf and he’s in love with me. we both feel like we have never been this in love before… and my bf is my everything. and he says i’m his everything do u think we’re gonna last?<br /><br />Nope. Nothing lasts. Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:09:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7677123 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7677104 Remember when everyone was afraid that Hootie and the Blowfish were going to take over the world?<br /><br />No. Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:07:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7677104 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7674617 Me and my friend recently were playing around with my cat at my house, and well anyway, when were just stuffing around and started saying stuff like "ohh man imagine stuffing that butt" and "ohh I bet that thing would be tight etc.%2<br /><br />Your friend is a sick individual. Probably has a bright future as a serial killer, too. Eeesh! Best to kill him before he goes further. Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:17:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7674617 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7674546 I've been having sex with a friend of mine for a while, and it's way better than it's ever been with anyone I've dated. It's no holds barred, hair pulling, toy using, bruise leaving, ass smacking, sore the next day kinda sex. Jealous?<br /><br />You&#039;re adorable! Mainly because you are the only person I have ever seen spell &#039;no holds barred&#039; properly! Tue, 08 Sep 2009 01:53:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7674546 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7674530 Is having an abortion running away from one's mistakes, responsibilities, or fears?<br /><br />Abortion is running away from responsibility. And it&#039;s a complete crime against nature. I&#039;m not a religious freak, but abortion is something weak, pathetic people do. Sorry, but it&#039;s true. If one has any guts at all they will give their child up for adoption. Tue, 08 Sep 2009 01:47:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7674530 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7649304 What is your favorite pub style. Shaved, runway...<br /><br />I like Old English type pubs, as opposed to Sports pubs. Heh. Sat, 05 Sep 2009 03:46:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7649304 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7649301 If I pay for the cruise entirely should my step sister who wants to go on a cruise with me be upset if I get undressed infront of her in the room?<br /><br />I don&#039;t think whether she gets upset with you for being grossly inappropriate or not has anything to do with who paid for the trip. This is how &#039;johns&#039; think, isn&#039;t it? Sat, 05 Sep 2009 03:44:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7649301 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7624090 Do you ever sleep for only about 2 hours, & stay up for awhile? Maybe a little later go back to sleep for a couple more hours?<br /><br />Yes. Every night. EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! AAARRRGHHHHHHHH! Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:04:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7624090 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7624079 What is fragile?<br /><br />Self esteem. Horribly fragile. Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:00:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7624079 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7624073 What would be a good nickname for the name Carolina?<br /><br />I know someone named Carolyn and most people call her &#039;Care&#039;. Sounds kinda weird to me, though. And &#039;Lina&#039; doesn&#039;t sound much better, but those are 2 suggestions. Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:59:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7624073 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7624060 If you are divorced, was it your decision to end it?<br /><br />It was my decision-all the way. He cried and begged like the little cheating bitch he was. It was funny. Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:57:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7624060 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567740 My boyfriend (20) lasts less than a minute in bed. Is this normal for his age? Are there ways to help him last longer? How can i possibly get pleasure as fast as he is?<br /><br />I tolerated this shit with my husband for 15 years. I finally fucking left. Hmmm, I guess that&#039;s not an answer....sorry! My answer would be....find another man? Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:10:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567740 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567731 Interesting article about: How safe is oral sex, what do you think?<br /><br />Don&#039;t let anyone perform oral on you if they have a cold sore or any other type of mouth sore. Not that this alone will keep you protected, but it will help. Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:07:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567731 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567701 I am trying to become pregnant, but my husband ejaculates outside, what to do, he does not want me to be pregnant, but i do want, any idea without letting him know, please.<br /><br />That&#039;s stupid. You want to raise a kid your husband isn&#039;t ready for and basically hasn&#039;t &#039;consented&#039; to? What is wrong with you? YOU are NOT ready for a child-you are too childish yourself. Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:58:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567701 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567661 I had cybersex with this girl on omegle. am i still a virgin? it lasted about 20 minutes<br /><br />Okay, I was nice and answered one of your previous questions thoroughly and sweetly...but now I am pissed because it DOES seem that you are just asking stupid shit for the fun of it. This is one of the dumbest questions I have ever seen posted on this site. And just so I don&#039;t get... Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:47:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567661 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567644 Women are so complicated, should i just give up? I've never been on a date. I'm expected to know too much i'm 22 should I just give up?<br /><br />What are you interested in? Say you are interested in Asian cooking. Take an Asian cooking class (just an example). Or join a meet-up group online of like-minded members. For example, I am a member of a paranormal research group, an animal rights group, a pug meet-up group and a few more. Find... Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:42:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567644 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567624 If an object falls out of a truck that you are following on the freeway, what direction would it go towards...relative to your vehicle?<br /><br />That depends on the object itself (shape, density, weight, etc) where exactly it fell from, whether there was a curve in the road at the point that it fell, what the weather and road conditions were....tonnes of factors! Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:36:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567624 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567584 Dog person or Cat person? and why?<br /><br />Dog person. I cannot stand most cats. I don&#039;t know why...sorry cat lovers! Dogs are more enthusiastic. Kittens are entertaining as hell, though! I guess I like the loyalty and of a dog and the way they seem to &#039;connect&#039; with us. I don&#039;t get that with cats and that may be... Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:27:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7567584 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7548231 Why do some older women have such a problem with aging my ex is 52yrs old and is chasing younger men and spends heaps on botox beauty treatments etc loosing weight but she is starting to look like a stiff faced scrawny has been she looked so good before<br /><br />I think all women have a problem with aging, but we don&#039;t all act like retards about it. Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:51:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7548231 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7548188 In one word your thoughts on the oppisite sex?<br /><br />Trash. Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:40:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7548188 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7548180 What is the difference between the cut and uncut penises?<br /><br />Usually it&#039;s length and sensitivty. I think the uncut guys win in both most every time! Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:39:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7548180 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7548172 If you could only save one, which would you choose? Your spouse or your child?<br /><br />CHILD. Always child. Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:37:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7548172 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7508921 What might look silly, if it was gold-plated?<br /><br />Suri Cruise&#039;s poo. Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:38:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7508921 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7508909 Can the average women push a dildo out using only her vagina? I just learned I can and I have no idea if EVERYONE can do it or if Im unique<br /><br />You are not unique-you have muscles there like every other woman. Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:36:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7508909 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7508892 What's the hardest part of your body?<br /><br />My heels. Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:33:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7508892 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7508883 Whose name comes to mind when I say "bad actor/actress"?<br /><br />I second Keanu! I&#039;d like to add Jennifer Lopez and Eric Bana. Oh...and BEN AFFL-YUCK! Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:32:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7508883 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469746 Are hermaphrodites real<br /><br />You betcha. Just ask Lady Gaga and Jamie Lee Curtis. I shit you not. Sun, 16 Aug 2009 21:05:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469746 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469477 Ok guys. This is going to be half question half vent due to teenage depression and overall crazy summer drama. What the hell is the point in living past the age of nine?<br /><br />You PASS that teenage depression, that&#039;s the point. All you have to do is tough it out. I know that sounds cliche, but it is true. Ahhh, but before the age of 9 wasn&#039;t life grand? NO! My life was at it&#039;s wost when I was a kid. Glad I hung on, though. Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:37:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469477 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469445 Is it hypocritical when a woman who still lives with her parents refuses to date a man who still lives with his?<br /><br />Uh...yes. Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:34:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469445 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469439 What makes life so bad that people commit suidice?<br /><br />I don&#039;t think it&#039;s &#039;life&#039; as much as it is mental illness that causes people to commit suicide. Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:33:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469439 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469434 Does anyone else here think that getting married in the winter time is kind of romantic? (Think about the warmth of fireplaces and hot chocolate, not frost bites and icey sidewalks)<br /><br />I think marriage is the stupidest thing anyone could do-so under no circumstances would I see it as romantic. Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:32:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469434 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469410 How do you get rid of trust issues (based entirely on past relationships on not current)?<br /><br />This is a brilliant question and if I even thought there was an answer, I would have pursued it myself. I would LOVE to know the answer, too. Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:30:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469410 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469397 Have you ever testified in court?<br /><br />Yes and it sucks! If you have to do it and are nervous about it, visit your doctor and tell him/her about it. you can get a medication that will help you through. I&#039;m not talking about narcotics, either. I had a friend who got inderol (propanolol) for this purpose. (This is a medication I... Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:29:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469397 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469372 Would you rather: A.) Break your arm to get 1 million dollars, B.) give up 7 years of your life for 12 years of absolute power, C.) drive non stop for 6 years to receive your own country, or D.) live in isolation for 3 years to achieve total enlightenment<br /><br />Do I have to break my own arm? Do I know how it&#039;s going to heal? hehe. I like money. I can buy enlightenment. Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:26:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469372 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469356 I have a hard time understanding why God would give Adam and Eve two conflicting commandments. 1-Do not eat of the tree of knowledge of good and evil and 2-Multiply and replenish the earth. Obeying one would mean disobeying the other. It is very confusing<br /><br />It&#039;s just a story written by man. Don&#039;t stress over it. Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:25:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469356 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469203 Do you believe in the saying "Once a cheater, always a cheater"?<br /><br />YES! It has everything to do with their personal values. If it&#039;s acceptable once, what could make it unacceptable a second time? Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:05:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469203 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469190 My daughter is attending new school, 70% black. Girls are thrusting and gyrating, boys are grabbing their crotches. In 6th grade!! What rude behavior!! Why isn't this being stopped?! Is it cultural? Afraid of a law suit?<br /><br />Well you certainly posted in the right section. Except you are the one doing the ethnic stereo-typing. Geez. Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:04:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469190 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469173 My parents are fighting again.And its actually mostly my mom.My dad has never done anything bad,dosent drink or smoke.My mom is telling him hes done stuff(for the past 5 months) That if he really did he would be in the FBI's most wanted.Wat shud i do?<br /><br />Maybe tell them to keep in mind that you exist and have to have some consideration for you and your feelings before they decide to fight. Tell them it hurts you to have to hear them do this. Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:01:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7469173 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7452043 My daughter has been sneaking into my room forthe last several months and jacking me off, i act asleep because if she knew i was awake and condoned it she would have something over my head, is it just as bad since she innitiated it?<br /><br />If there is any truth to this, you are a sack of fucking shit. In order for her to do this, you would need to be aroused. Since you obviously get aroused, then you are a PEDOPHILE and the best thing you could do is save the world from another pedo and kill yourself. Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:46:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7452043 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7399411 Does a woman have to be pregnant to lactate? I've recently heard conflicting stories. If she doesn't I've been missing out on a lot and really have some catching up to do.<br /><br />Frequent use of a breast pump will stimulate milk production, pregnant or not. That&#039;s how adoptive moms can breast feed, although I don&#039;t think many of them are aware of the possibility. Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:59:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7399411 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7399366 I am in 30 my mom in 44we start do sex when i was 16 & ihave 2 brother from her my dad dia when i was in 14 first time i do with her was in bath room sitll now i doing sex with her we sleep together take shower together i cant stop now she is pregent<br /><br />Try retyping this again in English this time, and actually make it a question. Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:50:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7399366 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7399359 Is it possible to contract trich if you only have one partner?<br /><br />Trich is mainly caught from fecal bacteria winding up in/near the vagina. Keep clean, wipe front to back and don&#039;t go ass to vagina! Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:48:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7399359 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7376930 Anyone else out there extremely bummed that the band NIN is disappearing for indeterminate amount of time?<br /><br />I&#039;m broken. When I saw them in Toronto in June, and Trent said &quot;goodbye&quot; and the end of their set, I was gutted! One of the tour shirts I got has &#039;wave goodbye&#039; on the back and I even had trouble buying it because of that! So, YES, I am EXTREMELY bummed. Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:41:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7376930 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7368979 Men: Would you play with a woman's emotions just to get laid?<br /><br />Is this rhetorical? Because we ALL know the answer. Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:38:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7368979 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7358826 If you could modify the human body (male or female or both) in just ONE respect, what would it be?<br /><br />Remove all pubic (body) hair! Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:55:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7358826 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7336213 Okay -- I'm 14 and my clitoris is hidden in the hood completely. It won't come out - is it normal? I don't get pleasure from touching it... And it just looks like a lump with a hairline split of the skin in the middle. What is up with<br /><br />I know you&#039;re getting answers for a question you didn&#039;t ask-just ignore them. First of all, yes, your anatomy is normal. Don&#039;t worry about that. Second, you are too YOUNG TO BE HERE! PERIOD! Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:34:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7336213 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7328205 What shall a woman exactly do when discovers that her husband is having an affair with some other lady?<br /><br />I beat the shit out of mine, but I don&#039;t recommend that-legal fees and holding cells...bleh! Divorce the piece of shit and take EVERYTHING. Make him pay, literally. Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:17:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7328205 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7323427 What is your favorite food in the whole world and why?<br /><br />Sushi! Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:39:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7323427 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7322672 What were you typing about 5 minutes ago do you remember?<br /><br />I was ordering a pizza online! Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:07:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7322672 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7322637 Why do dogs' feet smell like Doritos?<br /><br />I call my pug &#039;Frito Feet&#039;. I think it&#039;s because the only sweat glands dogs have are on their feet. Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:02:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7322637 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7322617 Does the smell of cat food in a can make you want to hurl?<br /><br />In a word...YES! It&#039;s a horrible smell! Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:59:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7322617 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7322611 If you were to be given a special ability. Which would you choose?<br /><br />I&#039;d rather be dumb and forgetful and have the ability to FLY! Well, no, I&#039;d like to NOT be dumb and forgetful, but you know what I mean. Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:59:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7322611 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7315146 I suggested a new category-Gay & Lesbian. It was rejected, but there is a beastiality category? And an incest category? AND a she-male category? WTF is this?<br /><br />Just so people know...I think a she-male category is totally acceptable. I was afraid my initial question made it sound as if I was against this. Sun, 02 Aug 2009 03:11:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7315146 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314222 My man hates giving me oral, and only does it wen he is drunk cos he hates the taste. how do i make it taste better? i keep up the good hygeine but it doesnt seem to be enough.<br /><br />Get rid of him. Not much point to having him around if he doesn&#039;t please you, hmmm? I bet he expects blowjobs, though, huh? Sun, 02 Aug 2009 00:04:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314222 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314214 If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?<br /><br />You&#039;re making a joke bout rape. What a funny individual. (Oh, and that&#039;s that new thing called sarcasm.) Sun, 02 Aug 2009 00:02:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314214 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314200 Imagine. The person you love, more than anyone else in the world, is about to die. The only way you can save them, is by taking someone else's life. Could you bring yourself to do it? Would you take a life to save the life of the one you love most dearly?<br /><br />In a heartbeat. And, I have a list of people I would personally volunteer to be sacrificed. Sat, 01 Aug 2009 23:59:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314200 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314186 MY CAT IS HAVING TROUBLE PEEING WHAT SHOULD I DO? HELP<br /><br />Did you take your cat to the vet??? Your pet is in a LOT of pain-it&#039;s an excrutiating condition!!! Not to mention that if your cat can&#039;t get the pee out, it will back up in it&#039;s system and poison it to death! Sat, 01 Aug 2009 23:56:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314186 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314173 I STARTED DATING A BLACK GIRL AND SINCE THEN HAIR HAS STARTED GROWING ON MY BUTT AND IN MY BUTTCRACK IS THIS BECAUSE SHE GAVE ME A DISEASE I REALLY LIKE HEr DONT WANT TO BREAK UP BUT ITS MAKING THINGS KINDA MESSY k thx<br /><br />Why do you feel the need to mention you&#039;re dating a &#039;black&#039; girl? You&#039;re imlplying that if you dated a girl of another race you&#039;d have a hairless ass? You are a moron. Break up with the poor girl-I&#039;m sure she can do better. Sat, 01 Aug 2009 23:54:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314173 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314132 Michael Jackson is too good to die, what doctor performs cpr on a bed? He probably staged his death because he knew he would be like Elvis: become worth more after he died. Had tons of unreleased music. They paid off all debt, now he can rest, not r.i.p!<br /><br />What is your question? Sat, 01 Aug 2009 23:46:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314132 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7297908 Can girls get a version of blue balls?<br /><br />Yes and from what I remember it felt like I had been kicked down there! A long time ago, indeed! Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:18:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7297908 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7297851 Can a minor fly unnacompanied by an adult<br /><br />Yes, but the minimum age is set by the airline itself and the procedures are a bit different than for adults, obviously. Check with the airline you want to book with. Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:12:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7297851 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7297830 Can you get pregnant if a guy had a littlleee littlee bit of precum on his fingers and then he fingerd u but his fingers didnt go up?<br /><br />I very sincerely doubt it! It would probably be the first time anyone had ever gotten pregnant from that! Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:10:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7297830 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282903 Can I sue my ex-wife's husband for the back child support owed by my ex-wife? She has conveniently "hidden" her assets in his name, is not working, and files their taxes as a "head of household" (him).<br /><br />I&#039;m sorry I don&#039;t know the laws where you are, but I do just want to say WHAT A BITCH! Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:10:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282903 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282890 What's the best wedding destination for you?<br /><br />The divorce lawyer&#039;s office. No joke. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:04:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282890 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282884 Use one word to describe President Barrack Obama. =) ALL opinions are welcome. no DRs for differing opinions. =)<br /><br />Unblack. I&#039;d have said &#039;not black&#039;, but that would have been two words! Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:03:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282884 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282882 Would you eat chocolate covered sausages?<br /><br />If I still ate meat I would! I used to love sausage with maple syrup, so they mix with sugar really nice. Now I&#039;m going to be wondering! Wait a minute! Was this a gross joke-type question??? Grrrrrrrr Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:01:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282882 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282881 In porn when a guy gives oral sex to a woman he always looks like he wants to puke and the girl is enjoying it. I guess some men really just do it for the money and don't enjoy certain sex acts?<br /><br />Many of these dudes would probably rather have their dicks in some other dude&#039;s ass. Just a guess. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:58:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282881 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282875 What is the best way to ask your friend If he wants to masterbate with you me and my other friend already jerk each other and its fun (I'm straight)?<br /><br />I&#039;m sorry, but you&#039;re not straight. And if you ask this of a guy who is unaware of your homosexual tendencies, you may lose your friend or get your ass beat. OR you may have a third gay player! Are you willing to take that chance? Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:56:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282875 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282846 My boyfriend just fingered me tonight. He said that he masturbated earlier in the afternoon. But wiped it off twice, and did dishes. Is there any way I could get pregnant from this?<br /><br />No way. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:48:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282846 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282830 My girlfriend doesnt stay wet that long. Why is this? (she's still excited and such, hard nipples yada-yada but her vagina wont keep producing juices)<br /><br />If I knew the answer to this one, I wouldn&#039;t have a problem myself! I could wager a guess that it may be because of the birth contol pill? I know that&#039;s what I would like to blame it on! Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:43:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282830 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282823 What is the hardest meal to eat neatly?<br /><br />Hard shell tacos? Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:41:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282823 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282817 Why would a guy keep trying to get information out of me and then call me stupid and mentally challenged just because I don't want to tell him anything? (He is the one who initiates most of our conversations).<br /><br />He&#039;s an insecure little shit, most likely. By trying to degrade your intellect he has proven this. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:40:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282817 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282790 Do girls care if a guy has foreskin?<br /><br />The only thing that matters to me is that he cleans beneath the skin. I have encountered uncircumsized men with poor weiner hygiene and it is the most disgusting smell you could imagine. (And looks like ricotta cheese) I had a bf who was uncircumsized and CLEAN and it was great. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:33:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282790 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282765 Do you think before you do something or do you just do it?<br /><br />I have to think before I do many things. I think I have a problem with my judgement-no joke. If I didn&#039;t think first, I&#039;d be doing life in prison right now. Not cool. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:28:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282765 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282748 My tampon has a leak protection skirt....is that supposed to go all the way in like the tampon or jsut lirk right outside the hole?<br /><br />I&#039;m not familiar with the &#039;leak protection skirt tampon&#039;...but tampons are meant to be inserted a few inches into your body, so I doubt any material is meant to be on the outside at all. That term just sounds like a sale gimmick. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:25:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282748 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282734 I have a medical condition that requires me to be catheterized. The last time I got an erection during the procedure. It was very embarrassing. The nurse was very professional. I'm afraid to go again for fear it will happen. Is this norma<br /><br />It&#039;s very normal-please don&#039;t be embarrassed! The nurse was professional because he/she is totally used to it. That&#039;s how the male body works. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:22:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282734 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282716 Do you find the word "Cripple" offensive?<br /><br />Cripple is different from crippled. &#039;Cripple&#039; is offensive used as a noun that I personally find offensive. (No, I am not crippled-hehe) &#039;Crippled&#039; is descriptive of a condition, so I don&#039;t think it is particularly offensive. However, I agree that the term... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:18:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282716 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282697 Are you atheist or theaist<br /><br />I don&#039;t know what I am. I don&#039;t believe in religion, or the Jesus Christ and/or Mary stuff, but I accept the possibility that &#039;something&#039; may be out there. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:14:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282697 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7258825 I know its friday night but my boyfriend has work tomorrow and is trying to sleep. Our neighbours just left and were really noisy and inconsiderate. This is one of those things I hate about apt buildings. What do you hate about them?<br /><br />Having to listen to the upstairs neighbours pee. Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:59:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7258825 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7215502 I can't give blow jobs. Ive tried but I am grossed out to the point of getting sick. It's gotten to the point where I consider never being in a sexual relationship again so that I dont feel like I have to do it. Is it really that important?<br /><br />No, it&#039;s not important. He&#039;ll cheat anyways(even if you did do it), so why trouble yourself? Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:18:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7215502 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7215486 Do all females swallow and is it the taste that makes them want it? And If I was 10 3/4 inches would you deepthroat me?<br /><br />No, no and no. Go ahead-down rate me. I answered the friggen question! Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:16:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7215486 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7215444 What was your worst experience while giving or receiving oral?<br /><br />Giving it to a guy who shit the bed. Yeah. I left. Quickly. Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:11:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7215444 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7215368 Guys, here's your chance: "SHADY LADY RANCH, a legal brothel, will start interviewing men (30 - 45) to entertain women. Send NON-nude photos & contact info to: ShadyLadyRanch@staband.net" Which of you dudes are gonna apply?<br /><br />I can&#039;t imagine this being lucrative at all! Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:01:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7215368