Answerbag: faithfulvisions freebagger's answers

Answer to What's the most lame excuse you've ever heard?

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:34:11 -0700

What's the most lame excuse you've ever heard?

my dog ate me homework

Answer to What's one thing you'd never hear God say?

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:13:31 -0700

What's one thing you'd never hear God say?

You may enter Bin Laden...

Answer to (http://www.armory.com/tests/new100.html) HOW SEXUALLY PURE ARE YOU? [copy/paste link]

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:11:46 -0700

(http://www.armory.com/tests/new100.html) HOW SEXUALLY PURE ARE YOU? [copy/paste link]

34.0% sexually pure

Answer to Someone say something to cheer me up! a joke or anything! :(

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 14:13:48 -0700

Someone say something to cheer me up! a joke or anything! :(

Women are like hurricanes, when they are around, they are wet and wild, but when they leave, they take your house and your car!

Answer to Is there any reason why trolls could be richer than normal answerbaggers?

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 17:10:06 -0700

Is there any reason why trolls could be richer than normal answerbaggers?

No possible reason...

Answer to Am I Nick_C or am I not Nick_c.... That is the question

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 17:06:54 -0700

Am I Nick_C or am I not Nick_c.... That is the question

flagged

Answer to How can I stop picking my pimples?

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:27:26 -0700

How can I stop picking my pimples?

put hot sauce on the tips of your fingers

Answer to Are you a drug addict? Alcoholic?

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:43:08 -0700

Are you a drug addict? Alcoholic?

nope and nope

Answer to What forms of childish behavior annoy you the most?

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:20:35 -0700

What forms of childish behavior annoy you the most?

repeating everything I say!

Answer to What is the greatest gift a parent can give a child?

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:16:28 -0700

What is the greatest gift a parent can give a child?

love and support

Answer to Go to www.thehun.com great pictures!!

Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:02:43 -0700

Go to www.thehun.com great pictures!!

flagged

Answer to Will someone make love to me in a bad way?

Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:59:27 -0700

Will someone make love to me in a bad way?

FLAGGED!

Answer to Have you ever given money to a person standing on the intersection of a road with a sign saying,"Will work for $, or hungry please help."

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:58:17 -0700

Have you ever given money to a person standing on the intersection of a road with a sign saying,"Will work for $, or hungry please help."

No because I saw my grandmother do it once, and the guy turned right around and walked toward the liquor store.

Answer to Want a mafia name? Enter yours at this website: http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php Post it when finished.

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:33:26 -0700

Want a mafia name? Enter yours at this website: http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php Post it when finished.

Mine is Scarred-up Lou... lol

Answer to What frustrates you the most?

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:55:02 -0700

What frustrates you the most?

People who abuse my tax dollars, even though they can go get a job instead of sitting on their porch drinking beer all hours of the day!! sorry, i get frustrated

Answer to What frustrates you the most?

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:54:58 -0700

What frustrates you the most?

People who abuse my tax dollars, even though they can go get a job instead od sitting on their porch drinking beer all hours of the day!! sorry, i get frustrated

Answer to How often do you mow your lawn...honestly?

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:52:48 -0700

How often do you mow your lawn...honestly?

Never.... I live in an apartment complex.

Answer to What is the name of the nearest grocery store where you live?

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:30:40 -0700

What is the name of the nearest grocery store where you live?

Claiborne Hill

Answer to On scale of 1-10, with 10 being best, how do you rate your life? Even if its low, please be honest. Let AB help :)

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:26:27 -0700

On scale of 1-10, with 10 being best, how do you rate your life? Even if its low, please be honest. Let AB help :)

well cinsidering I have some legal stuff hanging over me, i have two kids, only 23 years old, never see my wife, have a full time job, run my business on the side, and 2300 dollars in bills a month.... 4

Answer to Why do I always..........? finish the question and try to answer it if you wish.

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 13:09:44 -0700

Why do I always..........? finish the question and try to answer it if you wish.

Why do I always turn on the one light switch in the house that does not have a light bulb?

Answer to What's your favorite scent of incense?

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:56:46 -0700

What's your favorite scent of incense?

it gives me headaches...

Answer to What should you ask when prank calling McDonald's?

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:46:00 -0700

What should you ask when prank calling McDonald's?

You need to ask if they are hiring, because you need a job!

Answer to Is there a particular movie that mirrors your relationship with your partner? and if so what movie?

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 20:23:29 -0700

Is there a particular movie that mirrors your relationship with your partner? and if so what movie?

How to lose a guy in ten days...

Answer to Are your teeth really crooked? (a picture would be nice)

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 20:22:31 -0700

Are your teeth really crooked? (a picture would be nice)

not mine.... promise....

Answer to If you live in a big city, what's the wackiest thing you've seen a street person do?

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:19:22 -0700

If you live in a big city, what's the wackiest thing you've seen a street person do?

Here you go...

Answer to Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like doing a Nelson Muntz , " Aarrhh , Haaaaa "?

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:17:10 -0700

Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like doing a Nelson Muntz , " Aarrhh , Haaaaa "?

all the time!!

Answer to When was the last time you said "I'm not afraid of you."?

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:07:19 -0700

When was the last time you said "I'm not afraid of you."?

The last time I said that was when I was jogging and a dog ran up to me barking...

Answer to What is something that is impossible?

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:06:32 -0700

What is something that is impossible?

Well, it is kinda hard to reach for the moon..

Answer to What is 'delict' in Scots law?

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:26:33 -0700

What is 'delict' in Scots law?

Delict deals with the righting of legal wrongs in civil law, on the principle of liability for loss caused by failure in the duty of care, whether deliberate or accidental. While it broadly covers the same ground as the English law of Tort, the Scots law is different in many respects and...

Answer to Can your spouse legally forge your name and sell your ira and 401k?

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 15:49:14 -0700

Can your spouse legally forge your name and sell your ira and 401k?

legally forge.... ummmmmm.

Answer to What is the most that you would spend (or have spent) on a pair of jeans?

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 15:22:31 -0700

What is the most that you would spend (or have spent) on a pair of jeans?

at most, maybe $45.00... I would say average is about $35.00...

Answer to Can you survive a week eating nothing but MREs?

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:34:35 -0700

Can you survive a week eating nothing but MREs?

I did it for an entire month!!!! Thanks to Katrina!!

Answer to Can you please post a bigger version of your avatar, so we can actually see it?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 13:36:36 -0700

Can you please post a bigger version of your avatar, so we can actually see it?

here you go...

Answer to Do you think the government has a cure for Aids?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:07:41 -0700

Do you think the government has a cure for Aids?

my first answer would be no, but if you stop to think about it.... how did Magic Johnson get cured?

Answer to Where can I get those light bulbs for the winter to help with depression? Links please.

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:54:16 -0700

Where can I get those light bulbs for the winter to help with depression? Links please.

http://www.northernlighting.com/northern_lights__light_bulbs.htm

Answer to In your house what is the main drink Tea or Coffee?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:13:51 -0700

In your house what is the main drink Tea or Coffee?

sweet tea!

Answer to Does anyone else love Netflix as much as me?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:55:04 -0700

Does anyone else love Netflix as much as me?

sry, i prefer blockbuster version.

Answer to Have you ever been so scared so soiled yourself?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:53:46 -0700

Have you ever been so scared so soiled yourself?

can't says i have!

Answer to How much money would I have to pay you to run down a busy street naked?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:45:22 -0700

How much money would I have to pay you to run down a busy street naked?

dinner and a movie!

Answer to So what should be done with Michael Vick, therapy or should we just take him out back and shoot him....?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:44:49 -0700

So what should be done with Michael Vick, therapy or should we just take him out back and shoot him....?

Neither. I don't think either would work. The problem with celebrities, it that they think they are above the law (Paris Hilton). Vick should have to do time like any other average Joe.

Answer to If you saw someone naked running down the street, what would you do?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:42:06 -0700

If you saw someone naked running down the street, what would you do?

My jaw would drop, and I'd cover my kid's eyes...

Answer to Where do the most beautiful women come from?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:41:26 -0700

Where do the most beautiful women come from?

All women are beautiful in their own way... so, they some from everywhere.

Answer to Do you cook your own meals?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:39:32 -0700

Do you cook your own meals?

Yup. I cook mine, my wife's, and my children's dinner.

Answer to Who is your favourite comedian?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:38:18 -0700

Who is your favourite comedian?

Steve Stifler

Answer to Who is your fashion icon?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:42:24 -0700

Who is your fashion icon?

Stifler from American Pie

Answer to What is your favorite Napoleon Dynamite quote?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:41:44 -0700

What is your favorite Napoleon Dynamite quote?

Gooossshhhhh <swiftly sliding head to side>

Answer to Were you an honor roll student in school?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:41:06 -0700

Were you an honor roll student in school?

far from it. I was more the party type.

Answer to What time of year works best for everyone?

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:12:32 -0700

What time of year works best for everyone?

holiday season

Answer to What's one thing you will NEVER touch?

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:27:56 -0700

What's one thing you will NEVER touch?

fountain of youth

Answer to Is it true that when you die by free fall, the impact of the ground isn't what kills you?

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:03:17 -0700

Is it true that when you die by free fall, the impact of the ground isn't what kills you?

From what I hear the person will die of a heart-attack before hitting the ground.

Answer to Whats the best memory you have of your parents? It can be about one or both.

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:59:17 -0700

Whats the best memory you have of your parents? It can be about one or both.

Okay here goes. My dad is not the out door type of person. He never took part in any thing that invovled the sun ... right... Well when I was ten years old, we all loaded up in the car, and my dad secretley loaded my fishing pole as well. On our way to the destination, my dad got the car stuck in...

Answer to How would you describe the inside of your mind?

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:52:49 -0700

How would you describe the inside of your mind?

one word "library"... yea right...

Answer to What do you do to get out of a bad mood?

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:22:01 -0700

What do you do to get out of a bad mood?

Play with my children.

Answer to Have you been single for so long that you don't even remember what it's like to have a significant other?

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:21:06 -0700

Have you been single for so long that you don't even remember what it's like to have a significant other?

How about being tied down for so long you forget what it's like to have a significant other.

Answer to It seems as if though I have a troll. Does this troll have the balls to stand up and announce yourself?

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:49:37 -0700

It seems as if though I have a troll. Does this troll have the balls to stand up and announce yourself?

PONDERING ON WHO IT COULD BE....

Answer to Does anyone else think Cas Haley should have won America's Got Talent?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:02:16 -0700

Does anyone else think Cas Haley should have won America's Got Talent?

Here, this might help...

Answer to Who do you think is the most beautiful model/actress in the world? (Post a picture)

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:57:05 -0700

Who do you think is the most beautiful model/actress in the world? (Post a picture)

Allison Stokke

Answer to Who have you lost to death? In memory of....

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:44:49 -0700

Who have you lost to death? In memory of....

We have not had a death in my family for 27 years. I am 24 and have never been to a funeral.

Answer to Cheating...Would YOU or wouldn't you?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:42:35 -0700

Cheating...Would YOU or wouldn't you?

WOULD NOT!

Answer to Do you know a funny business name?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:26:42 -0700

Do you know a funny business name?

"You Can't Beat Wagner's Meat!" located in New Orleans.

Answer to Are you West Coast or East Coast? Seems like a lot of westcoasters on here.

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 13:31:43 -0700

Are you West Coast or East Coast? Seems like a lot of westcoasters on here.

How about the gulf coast?

Answer to I have a rash that itches on my upper leg next to my genitals, and my genical area itches too. Whats the cause of this?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 13:30:24 -0700

I have a rash that itches on my upper leg next to my genitals, and my genical area itches too. Whats the cause of this?

Sabber-tooth-croch-crickets.... (crabs) maybe?

Answer to What has been the greatest invention to benefit mankind?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:33:29 -0700

What has been the greatest invention to benefit mankind?

I would have to say the light bulb.

Answer to What is you favorite type of candy bar to mix with ice cream?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:58:04 -0700

What is you favorite type of candy bar to mix with ice cream?

BUTTERFINGERS!!

Answer to How do you think your favorite NFL team will do in 2007?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:52:51 -0700

How do you think your favorite NFL team will do in 2007?

GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL BABY!!!!!

Answer to Http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi... go to this site, type in your name what was the FIRST slogan that came uP?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:23:36 -0700

Http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi... go to this site, type in your name what was the FIRST slogan that came uP?

Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Stefan.

Answer to What was your first operating system?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 18:43:38 -0700

What was your first operating system?

windows 3.1

Answer to What fictional character dying upset you the most?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 17:20:08 -0700

What fictional character dying upset you the most?

Moe Szyslak in the Never Ending Story.

Answer to What's everyone having for dinner tonight?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:55:59 -0700

What's everyone having for dinner tonight?

I cooked chicken nuggets for the kids. I am going to eat a salad.

Answer to How can I take away the spicy taste from my mouth after eating some strong foods?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:27:20 -0700

How can I take away the spicy taste from my mouth after eating some strong foods?

milk and bread work for me

Answer to Has it been a strange 2007 summer?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:25:55 -0700

Has it been a strange 2007 summer?

I know it has been a hot one here on the Mississippi Gulf Coast.

Answer to Have you ever been inside a bathroom or locker room meant for the opposite gender?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:23:34 -0700

Have you ever been inside a bathroom or locker room meant for the opposite gender?

I have many of times...

Answer to Have you ever thought of leaving answerbag?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:19:05 -0700

Have you ever thought of leaving answerbag?

I do, but only when trolls and anger are involved.

Answer to When you eat a baked potato, do you eat the skin?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:12:24 -0700

When you eat a baked potato, do you eat the skin?

If the skin is still warm and soft I will, but most often not..

Answer to If you found yourself in a 24 hour role of President of the United States, what would you do?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:20:19 -0700

If you found yourself in a 24 hour role of President of the United States, what would you do?

Pull all our troops out of Iraq, and then nuke the place.

Answer to What attracts you to someone?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:18:21 -0700

What attracts you to someone?

Her eyes....

Answer to What's your favorite addiction? Candy, drugs, books...?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:17:50 -0700

What's your favorite addiction? Candy, drugs, books...?

I would have to say the information superhighway...

Answer to I like to take a slice of bread, spread it with butter, then put 3 or 4 crispy pieces of bacon on it & squash it into a ball. Then I put another slice of bread around the top and squish it some more. Anyone here do that?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:17:11 -0700

I like to take a slice of bread, spread it with butter, then put 3 or 4 crispy pieces of bacon on it & squash it into a ball. Then I put another slice of bread around the top and squish it some more. Anyone here do that?

no I don't do that, but taking about bread....

Answer to Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:09:35 -0700

Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?

Does it say that big down there?

Answer to Have u ever pushed on a door that says pull?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:06:36 -0700

Have u ever pushed on a door that says pull?

all the time...

Answer to If someone offered you $10000, could you not watch TV for a year?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:38:44 -0700

If someone offered you $10000, could you not watch TV for a year?

Sure, I am sure i can buy something that will preoccupy me.

Answer to Are you optimistic, pessimistic or just cynical?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:33:11 -0700

Are you optimistic, pessimistic or just cynical?

Realist i'm a swinger....

Answer to Should American soldiers pay taxes?

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:58:58 -0700

Should American soldiers pay taxes?

Interesting question. At first I would say no. But if you think about it, there are alot of people who are in the military. Which would drasticly raise our taxes. What about a tax break. I think a tax break during there four years would be an insentive for people to sign up.

Answer to When hiking, do you prefer a GPS unit or a compass?

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 18:27:46 -0700

When hiking, do you prefer a GPS unit or a compass?

If the GPS is not solar powered, I'll choose the compass.

Answer to Who or what is God?

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 18:17:02 -0700

Who or what is God?

All...

Answer to Does anyone play a type of musical instrument and why did you choose that to play

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 18:16:04 -0700

Does anyone play a type of musical instrument and why did you choose that to play

I play the sousaphone. I don't know how to classify it on a level scale, but I was good enough to get a FULL scholarship to Mississippi State University...

Answer to A lot of various muscles on my body are twitching. what the hell is wrong with me?

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 18:13:23 -0700

A lot of various muscles on my body are twitching. what the hell is wrong with me?

My grandmeother says its from not drinking enough water. If that's true IDK...

Answer to What was the worst thing you found in your food at a resturant and did you complain and pay? I had a sewing needle in the spaghetti sauce. I was pissed and walked out saying some not to mention comments.

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 18:00:06 -0700

What was the worst thing you found in your food at a resturant and did you complain and pay? I had a sewing needle in the spaghetti sauce. I was pissed and walked out saying some not to mention comments.

Does this count?

Answer to Of all your favorite foods, which one would you find the most difficult to give up completely for the rest of your life?

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:58:31 -0700

Of all your favorite foods, which one would you find the most difficult to give up completely for the rest of your life?

Does sweet tea count? I can't go 30 min without a fresh brewed cold glass of sweet tea....

Answer to During "the hard times" in life, what pushes you to go on to the next day?

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:54:52 -0700

During "the hard times" in life, what pushes you to go on to the next day?

God!

Answer to Monday morning you usually waking up thinking:

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:53:55 -0700

Monday morning you usually waking up thinking:

Who the hell are you? What the hell are you doing in my bed?

Answer to Have you ever sawed or chopped a tree down before?

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:50:25 -0700

Have you ever sawed or chopped a tree down before?

Well concidering I live in Hurricane Katrina's path... sure did.

Answer to "IDK, my BFF Jill?" is the answer. What is the question?

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:38:53 -0700

"IDK, my BFF Jill?" is the answer. What is the question?

Who have you been texting?

Answer to Using only one word, describe yourself as a child.

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:03:53 -0700

Using only one word, describe yourself as a child.

lost...

Answer to Does anyone have anything positive to say about president Bush?

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:11:22 -0700

Does anyone have anything positive to say about president Bush?

He has a long vacation coming up!!

Answer to What is the one thing that you don't like about AB?

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:35:39 -0700

What is the one thing that you don't like about AB?

I agree with Jax and also trolls... other than that, love it!

Answer to What do you do when you do not know what to do?

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 20:53:37 -0700

What do you do when you do not know what to do?

Google it!!

Answer to What state do you live in? Do you like it?

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 20:19:18 -0700

What state do you live in? Do you like it?

Mississippi!

Answer to What is the worst tattoo you have ever seen?

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 19:31:01 -0700

What is the worst tattoo you have ever seen?

here you go

Answer to How much longer until US economy collapses?

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 13:51:05 -0700

How much longer until US economy collapses?

It may be sooner than we think...