Answerbag: BenThere HR's answers

Answer to What is N=2 N=6 N=3 N=7 N=10 N=5 N=20

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:36:19 -0800

What is N=2 N=6 N=3 N=7 N=10 N=5 N=20

They are equations.

Answer to Several years ago, United States Postal workers were going on gun shooting rampages, enough so the term "going postal" became quite the quip. What is the cause of the decline in such incidents now? (humor welcomed)

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:49:28 -0800

Several years ago, United States Postal workers were going on gun shooting rampages, enough so the term "going postal" became quite the quip. What is the cause of the decline in such incidents now? (humor welcomed)

The out break of terrorists attacks.

Answer to Is there somebody you will never forget in your life?

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:58:57 -0700

Is there somebody you will never forget in your life?

I will always remember Nancy C. We liked each other but she wouldn't answer my questions, I didn't know she was shy.

Answer to What is the most unusual thing you have ever used duct tape for?

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:17:51 -0700

What is the most unusual thing you have ever used duct tape for?

Make an airplane or a hang glider.

Answer to Does it piss anyone else off when you call a business and it says press 1 for English, what the hell is that about?

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:38:31 -0700

Does it piss anyone else off when you call a business and it says press 1 for English, what the hell is that about?

Yeah, They sure use alot of words to say "If you speak Spanish, press one".

Answer to It goes in dry and comes out wet, it tickles your stomach and makes you sweat. What is it?

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:35:27 -0700

It goes in dry and comes out wet, it tickles your stomach and makes you sweat. What is it?

A raincoat? thermometer? Jello?

Answer to Does it piss anyone else off when you call a business and it says press 1 for English, what the hell is that about?

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:36:07 -0700

Does it piss anyone else off when you call a business and it says press 1 for English, what the hell is that about?

THAT PISSES ME OFF. This is the USA, damnit. The national language should be english. Quinto quanto espanol press 1 with the rest of the message in english would be OK though. If you're in the USA, you should learn the language. Thank you.

Answer to How do you call the flying bugs that light up at night?

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:25:27 -0700

How do you call the flying bugs that light up at night?

Heeere fly, fly, fly.

Answer to If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:58:37 -0700

If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?

400 different names.

Answer to Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:12:16 -0700

Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Yes, I'm a great guy but it would drive me nuts because I'm always with myself anyway. But it would be easier to have myself correct my flaws.

Answer to Which US baseball sides has Derek Jeter played for?

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:21:31 -0700

Which US baseball sides has Derek Jeter played for?

Offence and defence. Did you mean what teams?

Answer to If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:10:50 -0700

If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?

My Ding-a-ling.

Answer to If i have a full house A,A,A,2,2 and someone had 2,2,2,A,A would i win or would it be a split?

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:56:36 -0700

If i have a full house A,A,A,2,2 and someone had 2,2,2,A,A would i win or would it be a split?

The person with the higher 3 of a kind wins.

Answer to If a married man cheats on his wife, how much accountability should rest with the wife.

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:13:54 -0700

If a married man cheats on his wife, how much accountability should rest with the wife.

Enough so that the guy feels comfortable.

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "baby, baby"?

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:10:35 -0700

What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "baby, baby"?

A song by the guy from Texas who died in a plane crash. His band was named the Crickets. One line of the song was baby baby, ooooooo. Buddy Holly.

Answer to What would be a great inscription to put on a whiner's tombstone?

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:55:46 -0700

What would be a great inscription to put on a whiner's tombstone?

I didn't want to die like that.

Answer to Who lives near the beach and can you tell me if there's a downside? I'm thinking of moving to the southeast.

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:50:31 -0700

Who lives near the beach and can you tell me if there's a downside? I'm thinking of moving to the southeast.

I lived in Ft. Laurdale for a year about a quarter mile from the east coast (it's in Fla.) It was nice, I went swiming on Christmas.

Answer to Who would like to join me in wishing the brilliant and beautiful Lovehearters a very Happy Birthday? Happy Birthday, Lovehearts.

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:42:02 -0700

Who would like to join me in wishing the brilliant and beautiful Lovehearters a very Happy Birthday? Happy Birthday, Lovehearts.

Happy Birthday to you!!!

Answer to Think of it as ..........?

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:09:45 -0700

Think of it as ..........?

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

Answer to Whats a BA name for BIG dog?

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:24:50 -0700

Whats a BA name for BIG dog?

Hit Man - ha ha, I kind of like it - No one would mess with you.

Answer to Think of it as ..........?

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:20:01 -0700

Think of it as ..........?

a gift. something you don't need to know.

Answer to My husband smokes constantly. In the car and in the house. So does his family. Is there any chance that I could fail a drug test?

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:18:42 -0700

My husband smokes constantly. In the car and in the house. So does his family. Is there any chance that I could fail a drug test?

Only if they are smoking pot.

Answer to What would be a better name for a music group- Velvet Underground or Velveeta Underwear?

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:03:40 -0700

What would be a better name for a music group- Velvet Underground or Velveeta Underwear?

How about Cheesy Underwear or Speedo Guda.

Answer to What would be a better name for a music group- Velvet Underground or Velveeta Underwear?

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:31:59 -0700

What would be a better name for a music group- Velvet Underground or Velveeta Underwear?

If you like cheese you could be the Edam underwear

Answer to Using three words or less, describe your current local weather?

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:05:14 -0700

Using three words or less, describe your current local weather?

It sucks.

Answer to What is the funniest joke you've ever heard that involes someone walking into a bar?

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:15:17 -0700

What is the funniest joke you've ever heard that involes someone walking into a bar?

A guy walks into a bar with a beautiful girl on each arm, orders drinks for everybody, and pays for it with a hundred dollar bill. A small man jumps out of the guys pocket, dances down the bar, and kicks over everyones drinks. So the guy pulled out another hundred dollar bill and bought everyone...

Answer to Sorry if I'm repeating myself, but are there any word or number games I can try when I'm feeling stressed out? I've tried counting the # of letters in a word/phrase/name or reciting a times table from 2 to 15 but these 2 were old hat by 1987. Can you help

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:43:56 -0700

Sorry if I'm repeating myself, but are there any word or number games I can try when I'm feeling stressed out? I've tried counting the # of letters in a word/phrase/name or reciting a times table from 2 to 15 but these 2 were old hat by 1987. Can you help

Do you pray? Try saying the serenty preayer: God, grant me the serenty, to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can. and the wisdom to know the difference. There's more verses, but I just use the first, google it.

Answer to If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:41:43 -0700

If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?

Yankee-google

Answer to If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:40:54 -0700

If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?

Yankee-Google

Answer to What are some good colors, styles, images that say "this is the 1940s" to you? (for decade themed arts/crafts projects, scrapbooks, book illustrations or covers, web pages, etc)

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:39:57 -0700

What are some good colors, styles, images that say "this is the 1940s" to you? (for decade themed arts/crafts projects, scrapbooks, book illustrations or covers, web pages, etc)

Spats and zoot suits, ladies with parasels.

Answer to Have you ever been to a film so bad you actually left the cinema?

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:37:39 -0700

Have you ever been to a film so bad you actually left the cinema?

The movie was "10".

Answer to Has Any one Ever heard of Sherrif Joe in Phoenix Az, Do you agree with what he does?

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:25:24 -0700

Has Any one Ever heard of Sherrif Joe in Phoenix Az, Do you agree with what he does?

I don't know of him but from the answers he sounds like my kind of guy,

Answer to This is the F1 NAL (sic) question in this category, at least until November the Fifteenth. Can you think of a word - ANY length will do - which begins AND ends with the letter G?

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:23:14 -0700

This is the F1 NAL (sic) question in this category, at least until November the Fifteenth. Can you think of a word - ANY length will do - which begins AND ends with the letter G?

Gathering going gong grog

Answer to Second of five questions in this category: would you be kind enough to think of a word - at least four letters - which begins and ends with W?

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:20:53 -0700

Second of five questions in this category: would you be kind enough to think of a word - at least four letters - which begins and ends with W?

window widow wino w

Answer to No one "owns" anyone. So why is it that many people act as if they do?

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:08:06 -0700

No one "owns" anyone. So why is it that many people act as if they do?

Some people are told they can do whatever they want when they are young and they believe it is still so when they get older.

Answer to Guess the show this song is from.. There's a voice, that keeps on calling me. Down the road, that's where I'll always be. Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend. Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:01:32 -0700

Guess the show this song is from.. There's a voice, that keeps on calling me. Down the road, that's where I'll always be. Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend. Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

The Hobbit?

Answer to Do you agree that all the hours we spend here on AB is a little crazy ? :)

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:58:23 -0700

Do you agree that all the hours we spend here on AB is a little crazy ? :)

Yeah, but it's better than working.

Answer to I received a speeding ticket for going 80 in a 60 (i thought it was 70) while driving a company car that i wasn't used to and i was just wondering what i should do in order to decrease the penalty of wreckless driving. Any ideas?

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:54:33 -0700

I received a speeding ticket for going 80 in a 60 (i thought it was 70) while driving a company car that i wasn't used to and i was just wondering what i should do in order to decrease the penalty of wreckless driving. Any ideas?

They should have also given you a speeding ticket, talk to the public defender to see if you can get off by pleading guilty to the speeding ticket.

Answer to My neighbor beat his son with a curtain rod for spilling milk on the floor, even though the poor kid apologized to him immediately and agreed to clean the mess. Was it right of my neighbor to do that?

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:26:14 -0700

My neighbor beat his son with a curtain rod for spilling milk on the floor, even though the poor kid apologized to him immediately and agreed to clean the mess. Was it right of my neighbor to do that?

I'd beat him with a broomstick. (maple)

Answer to Here's the penultimate question on idioms. How many ANIMAL-related idioms can you think of?

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:22:14 -0700

Here's the penultimate question on idioms. How many ANIMAL-related idioms can you think of?

Happpy as a clam at high tide.

Answer to Most people on here agree that the silly or simple questions get the most answers right? I asked, what I thought was a real dumb one yesterday for fun and got 1 reply. What oh what am I doing wrong?

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:53:31 -0700

Most people on here agree that the silly or simple questions get the most answers right? I asked, what I thought was a real dumb one yesterday for fun and got 1 reply. What oh what am I doing wrong?

Try asking questions that not everyone can answer.

Answer to Do you prefer BBQ on a charcoal or a gas grill?

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:41:41 -0700

Do you prefer BBQ on a charcoal or a gas grill?

Charcoal makes stuff taste better.

Answer to Online earn money is it work or not? Without pay any money to the wab but they pay for us? : )

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:38:57 -0700

Online earn money is it work or not? Without pay any money to the wab but they pay for us? : )

I tried to do it by filling out surveys. Most of them wanted me to subscribe to a magazine or buy something to comply with the offer. I would have ended up loosing money so I decided not to do any.

Answer to Does anyone else hate those how do I fix my car questions, get a mechanic already?

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:02:49 -0700

Does anyone else hate those how do I fix my car questions, get a mechanic already?

I enjoy them because I solved or know how to fix some problems that a mechanic might not know how to fix. It would be nice if the people replied to say weather my solution helped them, though.

Answer to Would you please rate my my drawing of Stewie 10 being best 1 being worst? see drawing in my answer.

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:22:36 -0700

Would you please rate my my drawing of Stewie 10 being best 1 being worst? see drawing in my answer.

I'll say about 8.5.

Answer to Http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=yOeN2Z1m2hw go see and tell me what you thought

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:08:16 -0700

Http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=yOeN2Z1m2hw go see and tell me what you thought

The guy can make alot of noises but it not so cool.

Answer to If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:11:03 -0700

If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?

Googaloo.

Answer to Honest question: Where do some of the names African American people name their kids come from?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:02:29 -0700

Honest question: Where do some of the names African American people name their kids come from?

They mostly just make them up.

Answer to My customer just refused delivery of his truckload of watermelons. My dispatcher says, "Don't bring them back." Anybody want a watermelon?

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:17:30 -0700

My customer just refused delivery of his truckload of watermelons. My dispatcher says, "Don't bring them back." Anybody want a watermelon?

Yeah, roll one over here.

Answer to Have you ever met someone who looks eerily like yourself?

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:48:32 -0700

Have you ever met someone who looks eerily like yourself?

I had one in Jr. high, but he moved away after a half a year.

Answer to Do you think racial tensions will ease after the 2008 Presidential Election?

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:15:47 -0700

Do you think racial tensions will ease after the 2008 Presidential Election?

Yeah, I ment to say after awhile it would go back to it's normal level.

Answer to How do you call the flying bugs that light up at night?

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:43:35 -0700

How do you call the flying bugs that light up at night?

I say "hey you guys, come over here".

Answer to Do you know a joke about an actress and a bishop?

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:29:37 -0700

Do you know a joke about an actress and a bishop?

There was an actress who wanted to be a bishop but she did the pope instead.

Answer to If someone cooked you dinner, and they served you fish sticks and bacon, what would you do?

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:27:40 -0700

If someone cooked you dinner, and they served you fish sticks and bacon, what would you do?

yes

Answer to If someone cooked you dinner, and they served you fish sticks and bacon, what would you do?

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:27:25 -0700

If someone cooked you dinner, and they served you fish sticks and bacon, what would you do?

Yes, but only if the bacon was wrapped around the fish sticks. That's a weird combo.

Answer to If someone cooked you dinner, and they served you fish sticks and bacon, what would you do?

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:25:07 -0700

If someone cooked you dinner, and they served you fish sticks and bacon, what would you do?

I'd eat it but only if the bacon was wrapped around the fish sticks. Thank you very much. That's a weird combo.

Answer to Do you think racial tensions will ease after the 2008 Presidential Election?

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:51:44 -0700

Do you think racial tensions will ease after the 2008 Presidential Election?

Yeah, but it will take awhile because Obama's going to loose.

Answer to Do you help out your fellow AB users when they are under troll attack?

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:16:18 -0700

Do you help out your fellow AB users when they are under troll attack?

All the time.

Answer to Are Roses cliche or do they never go out of style?

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:16:33 -0700

Are Roses cliche or do they never go out of style?

They are here forever.

Answer to How unsafe are these new little "Smart Cars"? I see them on the highway and I just cringe.

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:15:35 -0700

How unsafe are these new little "Smart Cars"? I see them on the highway and I just cringe.

Yeah, I know. It looked like two people riding down the street on a couch. It looked like you could just walk up and kick it over.

Answer to How many of you believe in the whole "if you love someone set them free and if they come back they are yours" idea? Do you think it's just words to make it easier to move on?

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0700

How many of you believe in the whole "if you love someone set them free and if they come back they are yours" idea? Do you think it's just words to make it easier to move on?

I think it means to not force someone to do or not do certain things, let them do what they wsnt and go out with who they want and if they come back they're really yours.

Answer to Do you believe that you can't quit until you try?

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:03:54 -0700

Do you believe that you can't quit until you try?

No, you can't quet until you start and if your going to try, you have to start. So. you can't quit until you start to try. Or, you can just say F it witrhout trying.(But that's not trying)

Answer to Is everyone a little unbalanced?

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:53:45 -0700

Is everyone a little unbalanced?

Oh yeah, but if you don't look too hard, you won't notice.

Answer to PLEASE TELL ME?

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:03:33 -0700

PLEASE TELL ME?

I really have to go.

Answer to What causes a nissan not to charge after a battery, wiring harness, and alternator is replaced

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:57:38 -0700

What causes a nissan not to charge after a battery, wiring harness, and alternator is replaced

It's either hooked up wrong or you have a bad battery.

Answer to Can you sing or dance?

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:56:02 -0700

Can you sing or dance?

I can do both.Is swing dance like the jitterbug, because I can't really do that.

Answer to Where is todays music heading? is country out? big band never made a comeback and rap is dead. whats next?

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:53:31 -0700

Where is todays music heading? is country out? big band never made a comeback and rap is dead. whats next?

Rap is dead, don't lie to me. I've heard enough of that stuff.

Answer to Tomorrow we celebrate American Independence Day!! How much do you really know about US History? Hmmmmm? :) Could YOU pass the new citizenship test? Take this quiz and find out! http://ori.msnbc.msn.com/id/25461301/

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:47:53 -0700

Tomorrow we celebrate American Independence Day!! How much do you really know about US History? Hmmmmm? :) Could YOU pass the new citizenship test? Take this quiz and find out! http://ori.msnbc.msn.com/id/25461301/

Whoopie, I can stay, I got an 80.

Answer to I rarely edit my Q and A's even though it makes me look foolish or silly. I will however correct myself with a comment. I find it more interesting, more like real life where you can't make your words magically disappear. Anyone else do this?

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:44:34 -0700

I rarely edit my Q and A's even though it makes me look foolish or silly. I will however correct myself with a comment. I find it more interesting, more like real life where you can't make your words magically disappear. Anyone else do this?

I think it's stupid not to because someone might not be able to understand the question if you misspell some of the words. I can't think of any amples.

Answer to If i get 18.53 an hour how much would i get for 40mins?

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:35:20 -0700

If i get 18.53 an hour how much would i get for 40mins?

Too much.

Answer to I have to be honest; I don't feel like Global Warming is as big of a deal as the Rockstars and Actors are making it out to be; What is your take?

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:41:00 -0700

I have to be honest; I don't feel like Global Warming is as big of a deal as the Rockstars and Actors are making it out to be; What is your take?

I think it's true. The ice is melting, the level of the ocean is rising and the temprature is getting progressively warmer. Also check out how many more floods and tornados we have had in the U.S.

Answer to Using three words or less, describe your current local weather?

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:31:33 -0700

Using three words or less, describe your current local weather?

Mucky

Answer to What's a date that isn't a date?

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:58:37 -0700

What's a date that isn't a date?

Tomorrow. A peice of fruit from a tree. Maybe I'll see you Tuesday.

Answer to Wouldn't you be mad if a cow came and took your milk?

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:43:59 -0700

Wouldn't you be mad if a cow came and took your milk?

Hell yea, she has enough of her own.

Answer to Is anyone else very sad about George Carlin passing away?

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:37:11 -0700

Is anyone else very sad about George Carlin passing away?

He was a great comedian, one of the best. I'm going to miss him.

Answer to Is anyone else very sad about George Carlin passing away?

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:35:35 -0700

Is anyone else very sad about George Carlin passing away?

I'm going to miss him alot, he was a front runner in the field of comedy.

Answer to Where can i find a cheap power washer?

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:25:47 -0700

Where can i find a cheap power washer?

Go hire an illegal alien. You can rent power washers.

Answer to If you are a full time worn-out working single parent to teens.. How do you keep up with them doing their chores and being responsible while you are away from the house? How do you ensure they are not being lazy or slackers?

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:49:02 -0700

If you are a full time worn-out working single parent to teens.. How do you keep up with them doing their chores and being responsible while you are away from the house? How do you ensure they are not being lazy or slackers?

Give them a reasonable amount of work to do and you can tell how long they worked by how much work is done.

Answer to On the way home today I was hit by a moving van. I am ok, but now I have miraculous psychic abilities. Ask me a question and I will provide you with amazing insight. Who's first?

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:40:59 -0700

On the way home today I was hit by a moving van. I am ok, but now I have miraculous psychic abilities. Ask me a question and I will provide you with amazing insight. Who's first?

What is the contents of the van? Where was it going? What is the name of the owner of the furniture?

Answer to Have you ever had a night , all you wanted to say is just......... kiss my ass?

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:38:41 -0700

Have you ever had a night , all you wanted to say is just......... kiss my ass?

I say that to people all the time when they give me sh**. I don't involve HR though.

Answer to What should you have a gold medal for?

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:26:34 -0700

What should you have a gold medal for?

Not getting locked up. (For any great length of thme.)

Answer to When you were a kid, did you like to walk around in houses that were being built, on weekends when the builders weren't there?

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:22:17 -0700

When you were a kid, did you like to walk around in houses that were being built, on weekends when the builders weren't there?

That brings back great memories, I did it all the time. That was weird going into the basement.

Answer to Let's say you received a card from a wealthy relative for your high school graduation. When you open the card, out falls a check - a blank check. The relative tells you to fill it out for whatever amount you deem appropriate. How much do you write it for?

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:23:44 -0700

Let's say you received a card from a wealthy relative for your high school graduation. When you open the card, out falls a check - a blank check. The relative tells you to fill it out for whatever amount you deem appropriate. How much do you write it for?

I would write it out for $200, but depending how rich were and what I needed, I might go as high as $5,000. Hey, theyp're rich.

Answer to Do you have a song that you like that begins with I?

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:20:44 -0700

Do you have a song that you like that begins with I?

I shot the sherrif.

Answer to What is the first word that pops into your head when I mention Wales?

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:12:37 -0700

What is the first word that pops into your head when I mention Wales?

For some reason I thought of the country.

Answer to Every week the deers keep knocking over the garbage cans. The cans have secure lids but the deers still knock them over and get to the garbage. What can we put the garbage cans in to avoid this problem?

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:54:27 -0700

Every week the deers keep knocking over the garbage cans. The cans have secure lids but the deers still knock them over and get to the garbage. What can we put the garbage cans in to avoid this problem?

Build a box out of wood big enough o fit them in and close and secure a lid on it.

Answer to Want to play ANOTHER game? You say one line from a cartoon, then we have to guess either who the cartoon character is or what cartoon? I'll start, AAHHHHH"What's up Doc? "

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:40:43 -0700

Want to play ANOTHER game? You say one line from a cartoon, then we have to guess either who the cartoon character is or what cartoon? I'll start, AAHHHHH"What's up Doc? "

"I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today".

Answer to What's going on here? Some potential buyers came to look at my house last week. After they left, my neighbor came over and asked if I was going to sell it to a bunch of "politically incorrect term." Now when a car pulls in the driveway...

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:20:05 -0700

What's going on here? Some potential buyers came to look at my house last week. After they left, my neighbor came over and asked if I was going to sell it to a bunch of "politically incorrect term." Now when a car pulls in the driveway...

Whoever buys your house will be his new seighbors. We didn't care when new people moved in next to us. Just tell the people he''s an A-hole and doesn't always blast the music like that. Call the cops, sign a complaint against your neighbor.

Answer to Everyone has to do karaoke, what song are you going to sing?

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:42:13 -0700

Everyone has to do karaoke, what song are you going to sing?

Dancing In The Street.

Answer to Do you judge people when they use poor grammar?

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:29:03 -0700

Do you judge people when they use poor grammar?

Yes, It makes me think they are stupid or ignorant.

Answer to Surely you jest?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:09:06 -0700

Surely you jest?

How'd you know?

Answer to Who will win the next Superbowl?

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:35:07 -0700

Who will win the next Superbowl?

Giants

Answer to ShoppingSheryl is in the hospital with at least two serious infections. Would anyone like to leave some well wishes for me to print out and take to her?

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:17:02 -0700

ShoppingSheryl is in the hospital with at least two serious infections. Would anyone like to leave some well wishes for me to print out and take to her?

ShoppigSheryl, get well soon.And fast.

Answer to Do you feel as if everything is killing you softly?

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:30:53 -0700

Do you feel as if everything is killing you softly?

No, just that guy's song.

Answer to Why is it that even though the tv cable has been cut off you still get some channels?

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:26:50 -0700

Why is it that even though the tv cable has been cut off you still get some channels?

The transmission are through the air using analog transmission and it is being picked up by an antena in your TV. This won't happen after Feb. of next year because they are changing it to digital.

Answer to Why is there so much fog in San Fran?

Wed, 21 May 2008 13:42:21 -0700

Why is there so much fog in San Fran?

It's because of the bay.

Answer to Do you face all the cash in your wallet the same direction?

Wed, 21 May 2008 11:39:31 -0700

Do you face all the cash in your wallet the same direction?

I don't keep it in my wallet, but I have it all face up in order, ones on the outside and larger bills in he middle.

Answer to What would a full set of golf clubs and bag weigh

Mon, 19 May 2008 11:54:25 -0700

What would a full set of golf clubs and bag weigh

It depends, A leather bag with a bunch of balls and extra clubs could weigh 60 pounds, minimun weight would be about 35 pounds.

Answer to Why do people believe that if a white person and a black have a child that they will instantly produce beautiful babies?

Mon, 19 May 2008 11:48:03 -0700

Why do people believe that if a white person and a black have a child that they will instantly produce beautiful babies?

You're right. I don't think I've seen as many white guys with black women, that's interesting too.

Answer to If I was arrested for a DWI and didn't resist arrest but ran my mouth a lot and the cops really rough housed me which gave me bruises on my back, can I get this charge dropped and press charges on the police?

Mon, 19 May 2008 11:15:48 -0700

If I was arrested for a DWI and didn't resist arrest but ran my mouth a lot and the cops really rough housed me which gave me bruises on my back, can I get this charge dropped and press charges on the police?

I don't think so, cops get away with mostly anything.