Answerbag: Balderdash aka PNB's answers

Answer to What goes well with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:52:29 -0700

What goes well with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

Leg of Man would be complimentary.

Answer to This JUST happened to me ... How often do you get calls from people and their cell phone is IN THEIR POCKET??? What do you do? How long do you wait to hang up? Do you sit there just to see how long it can go? Do you eaves drop? Any funny stories?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:50:08 -0700

This JUST happened to me ... How often do you get calls from people and their cell phone is IN THEIR POCKET??? What do you do? How long do you wait to hang up? Do you sit there just to see how long it can go? Do you eaves drop? Any funny stories?

You should yell "Let me out!" as loud as you can to the person. That way his or her friends will think they have a tiny little man tucked in their pocket.

Answer to Where are the flashbacks we were promised?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:20:27 -0700

Where are the flashbacks we were promised?

We obviously stayed away from the brown acid.

Answer to Does your public library have internet and if so how many stations; what kind of monitors do they have and how many hours a day can you log on? Please name the city of your library.

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:04:47 -0700

Does your public library have internet and if so how many stations; what kind of monitors do they have and how many hours a day can you log on? Please name the city of your library.

The one near my home has about 6 stations. I couldn't tell you what kind of monitor they have or the length of usage. All I know is that the monitors look like they are from the stone age.

Answer to Does your public library have internet and if so how many stations; what kind of monitors do they have and how many hours a day can you log on? Please name the city of your library.

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:04:21 -0700

Answer to What words do you simply not tolerate? You do not have to spell it out. Maybe just a good hint.

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:01:32 -0700

What words do you simply not tolerate? You do not have to spell it out. Maybe just a good hint.

gots..especially when it's coming from a middle aged white woman.

Answer to Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:21:40 -0700

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

His real dad was Mr. Scotch Brite.

Answer to What's your favourite board game?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:06:57 -0700

What's your favourite board game?

My fave is Scrabble. Ironically, I have never played Balderdash.

Answer to Realistically...how much time(excluding unnatural deaths) do you think you have left on this earth?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:04:40 -0700

Realistically...how much time(excluding unnatural deaths) do you think you have left on this earth?

Looking at my family's genetic makeup, I would say I have between 5 and 15 years.

Answer to What sized bra did you have when you were 12?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:03:14 -0700

What sized bra did you have when you were 12?

Mine wasn't sized. I was still in training. LOL

Answer to When I say fire you say ______?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:32:13 -0700

When I say fire you say ______?

Unemployment line

Answer to Why do guys like older girls?

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:42:17 -0700

Why do guys like older girls?

I guess it depends on how much older. If they are not that much older, it's probably a maturity factor. If they are over 10 years older, the woman is a mother figure to them.

Answer to When was the last time you crawled on all fours?

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:31:46 -0700

When was the last time you crawled on all fours?

The other day when I asked my boss for the day off LOL Seriously, last night when I was searching for an errant sock under the bed.

Answer to I just saw that in 2 days, it will be my 1 year anniversary of being on AB. How long have you been here?

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:42:19 -0700

I just saw that in 2 days, it will be my 1 year anniversary of being on AB. How long have you been here?

Congrats! I have only been here 4 months.

Answer to What are the five cannons of rhetoric?

Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:56:52 -0700

What are the five cannons of rhetoric?

The 5 canons of rhetoric are: Invention: Finding ways to persuade. Arrangement: Putting together the structure of a coherent argument. Style: Presenting the argument to stir the emotions. Memory: Speaking without having to prepare or memorize a speech. Delivery: Making...

Answer to Have you ever hear of a sleeping area at a school? if so where in the school is it? and who sleeps there? thanks

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:03:22 -0700

Have you ever hear of a sleeping area at a school? if so where in the school is it? and who sleeps there? thanks

Never heard of an actual "sleeping area". The only one we had was in the last row of the classroom. Once they tried putting beanbag chairs in the library but it soon became a sleeping area and they removed them.

Answer to Whose your favorite chef: Emeril, Paula Deen or Bobby Flay?

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:57:59 -0700

Whose your favorite chef: Emeril, Paula Deen or Bobby Flay?

Paula Deen. She's more down to earth IMO. Plus on her show, no one applauds the garlic. LOL

Answer to I cant add friends to my myspace acct. why is this?

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:56:56 -0700

I cant add friends to my myspace acct. why is this?

Did you invite them or did they request an invite? You can't just add friends, you have to invite them.

Answer to If you have hurt yourself...can you put a hot water bottle on the area that is hurt..does it make it better..my dad does that?

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:10:48 -0700

If you have hurt yourself...can you put a hot water bottle on the area that is hurt..does it make it better..my dad does that?

Depends on the injury. If you have a minor burn or a muscle spasm, you should apply ice. If you have a cut, you should apply Neosporin and a bandaid. If your muscles are just sore, heat would work.

Answer to My wife and I will be attending together her 30th HS class reunion. Knowing that these events can be real hug fests, neither of us wants her old guy friends to hug, touch or cheek kiss her. How can this be averted without embarrassment to old friends?

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:09:14 -0700

My wife and I will be attending together her 30th HS class reunion. Knowing that these events can be real hug fests, neither of us wants her old guy friends to hug, touch or cheek kiss her. How can this be averted without embarrassment to old friends?

Before they can hug, stick your hands out for a handshake.

Answer to What was the longest amount of time you spend away from AB?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 13:21:52 -0700

What was the longest amount of time you spend away from AB?

A couple of weeks while I was on vacation. I haven't been a member that long.

Answer to What are your feelings on all-day kindergarten for children? Do you believe starting children earlier in school will lead to a better educated individual?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 13:02:01 -0700

What are your feelings on all-day kindergarten for children? Do you believe starting children earlier in school will lead to a better educated individual?

All-day isn't bad as long as there are plenty of breaks and naptime. In this day and age, most parents work and their kids would end up in daycare anyway after school which in my opinion is just as tiring for the kid as kindergarten would be.

Answer to Do you like to purchase fruits and vegetables from Farmer's Markets?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:58:39 -0700

Do you like to purchase fruits and vegetables from Farmer's Markets?

I prefer to buy fruit and vegetables from roadside stands that represent the farm behind them rather than farmer's markets. The markets around my area tend to be located in touristy parts and I do not know if the produce is actually local or fell off the back of a truck. When you see the...

Answer to How old is your newest computer?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:09:17 -0700

How old is your newest computer?

1 month old this week . I'll be posting it's 1 month old picture soon :*)

Answer to How often do you get a roll of film developed?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:06:50 -0700

How often do you get a roll of film developed?

Only once. You cannot get a roll of film developed more than once. ;-D

Answer to Do you like soy milk?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:05:09 -0700

Do you like soy milk?

I tried it (both original and flavored) and did not care for it at all. The flavored kind was way too sweet for me and the original was like water, even Silk. I am lactose intolerant so I always look for options but I guess the best I can do at this point is Lactaid.

Answer to TEAM: Together Everyone Achieves More ... What's another acronym?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:13:59 -0700

TEAM: Together Everyone Achieves More ... What's another acronym?

FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond Any Repair

Answer to Name something you prefer warm and wet, but something else you prefer cold and dry?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:27:06 -0700

Name something you prefer warm and wet, but something else you prefer cold and dry?

Warm and wet: a bath Cold and Dry: a martini

Answer to Honestly who has the best fries? Burger King or McDonalds? My answer is McDonalds

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:55:18 -0700

Honestly who has the best fries? Burger King or McDonalds? My answer is McDonalds

McDonald's. They claim it's the beef tallow that makes them delicious.

Answer to Have you ever been chewing on a piece of gum and bit the inside of your cheek so hard it started bleeding?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:53:53 -0700

Have you ever been chewing on a piece of gum and bit the inside of your cheek so hard it started bleeding?

I have done that but not with gum. Very painful. More painful than when you cut the spot between your lower cheek and gum with the toothbrush.

Answer to Do you ever deny friends requests? Do you feel just a little bit bad about it when you do?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:51:39 -0700

Do you ever deny friends requests? Do you feel just a little bit bad about it when you do?

I've only denied one and that was from an anonymous user who had never posted or answered a question. How can I be your friend if I have never interacted with you?

Answer to What is your least favorite Jelly Belly Jelly Bean Flavor?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:46:17 -0700

What is your least favorite Jelly Belly Jelly Bean Flavor?

Jalapeno............bleccch!

Answer to How many people must you have for it to constitute a line or queue?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:30:05 -0700

How many people must you have for it to constitute a line or queue?

2 I believe.

Answer to Is it ok to let your child sleep in a crib as long as they can't climb out? My son is two, and I don't know when we should move to a toddler bed. He is no where near climbing out of his crib now.

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 13:03:32 -0700

Is it ok to let your child sleep in a crib as long as they can't climb out? My son is two, and I don't know when we should move to a toddler bed. He is no where near climbing out of his crib now.

As long as the child still fits in the crib and cannot climb out. By the time my son turned 14 months we had to move him to a box spring and mattress on the floor because he could either climb or bounce out of his crib. We also used a bed rail guard so he wouldn't roll out onto the floor....

Answer to If dogs could talk what would they say?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 13:00:54 -0700

If dogs could talk what would they say?

If you only knew I just ate a turd before kissing you.

Answer to What does your acronym mean?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 13:00:00 -0700

What does your acronym mean?

Puss n' Boots

Answer to Would do you think of a mother waking up every hour of the night to go check on her child to make sure their still breathing and alive, even though there is nothing medically wrong with the child?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:47:17 -0700

Would do you think of a mother waking up every hour of the night to go check on her child to make sure their still breathing and alive, even though there is nothing medically wrong with the child?

It's normal particulary for first time moms. I think every mothers worst nightmare is SIDS and this alleviates her fears even if it does seem irrational to some.

Answer to Is there any place to get people fixed for around $20-50?

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:41:08 -0700

Is there any place to get people fixed for around $20-50?

I don't know about having a woman fixed but you could probably have a crackhead neuter a guy for about 50 bucks or a rock.

Answer to Would you consider marijuana to be in the same class of drugs as heroin or cocaine?

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:00:02 -0700

Would you consider marijuana to be in the same class of drugs as heroin or cocaine?

No they are not in the same class because it is not as addicting (maybe psychologically) as heroin and cocaine. I consider alcohol to be closer to heroin and cocaine than marijuana.

Answer to How do you get away from a bear that's wearing a jetpack?

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:58:04 -0700

How do you get away from a bear that's wearing a jetpack?

Dig a hole and hide underground.

Answer to What color is your PC?

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:57:13 -0700

What color is your PC?

My work PC is the same color as the company's heart. Black and souless. My PC at home is white.

Answer to I emailed a guy at work(never talked) to see when his band is playing out next. He emailed me back in detail using my name sev times to explain when he will be playing. Could he think I was flirting since he does not know me? I think he's cute.

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:41:01 -0700

I emailed a guy at work(never talked) to see when his band is playing out next. He emailed me back in detail using my name sev times to explain when he will be playing. Could he think I was flirting since he does not know me? I think he's cute.

It's possible but he could be trying to gain a fan. What better way to do so.

Answer to My dog has diarhea, throws up clear slimmy stuff, wont eat but drinks water, sleeps alot, her eyes are red, has red and yelloewish hives or blisteres on her stomache she also has like some kind of yellow rash or something around her genital area.

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:37:38 -0700

My dog has diarhea, throws up clear slimmy stuff, wont eat but drinks water, sleeps alot, her eyes are red, has red and yelloewish hives or blisteres on her stomache she also has like some kind of yellow rash or something around her genital area.

I don't know what it is but you should be asking your vet pronto.

Answer to I no longer feel interested in anything at all (this includes Answerbag). Is this normal? If so, why could it be happening to me?

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:35:03 -0700

I no longer feel interested in anything at all (this includes Answerbag). Is this normal? If so, why could it be happening to me?

Sounds like a form of depression. I can't tell you why it's happening but it could several factors including stress and chemical imbalance. You should talk to your doctor.

Answer to What songs without lyrics never end?

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:10:29 -0700

What songs without lyrics never end?

The ones that are played while you are on eternal hold.

Answer to Who's the Bush that you trust the most?

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:03:38 -0700

Who's the Bush that you trust the most?

The one that makes the beans.

Answer to What are some famous black/white duos

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:59:21 -0700

What are some famous black/white duos

Oreo cookies.

Answer to What place/store makes you feel like " A kid in a candy store"?

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:29:17 -0700

What place/store makes you feel like " A kid in a candy store"?

Circuit City or Fry's. I also have a soft spot for Costco but what buying in bulk really takes up a lot of space at home.

Answer to What is your favorite nonsensical word/exclamation? I've been using "drat!", "dang!", "oh, fiddlesticks!" and "gadzooks!" a lot lately, myself...

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:25:48 -0700

What is your favorite nonsensical word/exclamation? I've been using "drat!", "dang!", "oh, fiddlesticks!" and "gadzooks!" a lot lately, myself...

Holy wah!

Answer to How far back can you trace your family tree?

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:22:51 -0700

How far back can you trace your family tree?

The majority of my mother's side I traced back to the 1400's. My father's side I have only been able to trace back to the mid 1800's.

Answer to What drug do you feel is the largest threat to our nation?

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:21:41 -0700

What drug do you feel is the largest threat to our nation?

Methamphetamine.

Answer to What's worse: paper cut or stubbing your toe?

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:19:17 -0700

What's worse: paper cut or stubbing your toe?

A paper cut. It causes the pain that keeps on giving. A stubbed toe may be sore for an hour.

Answer to If you put two quarters next to your ears, then does it mean that you're listening to 50 cent?

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:09:56 -0700

If you put two quarters next to your ears, then does it mean that you're listening to 50 cent?

No because 2 quarters would be 50 cents. If I put a half dollar up to my ear then I would be listening to 50 cent.

Answer to What do you prefer, 25-30 degrees or 95-100 degree s weather?

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:08:22 -0700

What do you prefer, 25-30 degrees or 95-100 degree s weather?

25-30 degree weather. I can always put something warmer on but I doubt anyone would want to see me take anything off. LOL

Answer to Ladies, which part of male body arouse you most; chest or nipple or abs or arms?

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:07:15 -0700

Ladies, which part of male body arouse you most; chest or nipple or abs or arms?

None of the above. The eyes!

Answer to What year was Jessica Lee Ann Lasher born

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:40:28 -0700

What year was Jessica Lee Ann Lasher born

I'll take a guess and say.....1986

Answer to Is fur murder?

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:37:16 -0700

Is fur murder?

IMO, if they are raised for the purpose of becoming a coat, yes. If the coat were to be made from animals who have died natural deaths, then no. Of course we all know that those chichillas did not die of old age in a cozy habitat.

Answer to Are wolves a good thing or a bad thing?

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:27:42 -0700

Are wolves a good thing or a bad thing?

They are a good thing unless they are dressed in sheep's clothing.

Answer to Do you think there is ANY approvable reason to commit suicide?

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:26:34 -0700

Do you think there is ANY approvable reason to commit suicide?

I guess for some, a painful and lengthy dying process would be an approvable way to commit suicide. In my opinion, I think everyone should have a right as to whether they want to live or die (adults that is). It's ok to euthanize an animal but not a human? That's inhumane.

Answer to Why is it in American companies, the hierachy of managers can be sorted in order of decreasing height? (Although not true 100%, it seems that CEO of the company is most likely the tallest)

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:55:13 -0700

Why is it in American companies, the hierachy of managers can be sorted in order of decreasing height? (Although not true 100%, it seems that CEO of the company is most likely the tallest)

I have never noticed that. It seems that in most of the places I have worked, the top boss has always been short. My current boss is about 5'6 and looks like he is about 12 years old. I also noticed that these short bosses have the Napoleon Bonaparte syndrome to compensate for being...

Answer to How come people can say "feed me" but they cant say "drink me" if they're thirsty they only can say "im thirsty" or "can i have something to drink" or something else ...hmmm....?

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:53:42 -0700

How come people can say "feed me" but they cant say "drink me" if they're thirsty they only can say "im thirsty" or "can i have something to drink" or something else ...hmmm....?

You could always say, "Hydrate me" or "Quench me"

Answer to Do you listen to music while you work?

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:52:19 -0700

Do you listen to music while you work?

I try to but I always get interrupted. it seems as soon as you don the headphones, someone just HAS to ask you a question.

Answer to Why would anyone be afraid of clowns or midgets?

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:49:53 -0700

Why would anyone be afraid of clowns or midgets?

2 words, Poltergeist and Phantasm.

Answer to What do you think biggest beauty mistake women make?

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:48:57 -0700

What do you think biggest beauty mistake women make?

Using pancake makeup during the day. IMO opinion and speaking as a middle aged woman, puffy wrinkled eyes or jowls do not magically disappear when you cake on the foundation and powder. It makes one look like a Kabuki actor after a month long binge.

Answer to Why do they always make superheroes wear tights?

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:45:08 -0700

Why do they always make superheroes wear tights?

Aerodynamics. It would look really nerdy if Superman flew around in a pair of bell bottoms plus it would cause quite a drag.

Answer to Could my 6 month old be saying "mama"? Or is she just babbling? She looks at me when she says it, and says it when I walk away with a little cry.(I have been testing her) I just cant believe she could know "mama" at 6 months.......Thanks

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:43:36 -0700

Could my 6 month old be saying "mama"? Or is she just babbling? She looks at me when she says it, and says it when I walk away with a little cry.(I have been testing her) I just cant believe she could know "mama" at 6 months.......Thanks

If you are like many mothers, you are probably saying "mama" over and over to the baby. It may be babble or just mimicking without knowing the meaning of it.

Answer to Once someone you have been with says that they do not love you and have never loved you but wants to now be your friend, how do you go on, keep your pride, and heal from it? Granted the two of you have been together for six years?

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:40:57 -0700

Once someone you have been with says that they do not love you and have never loved you but wants to now be your friend, how do you go on, keep your pride, and heal from it? Granted the two of you have been together for six years?

I'd tell them to go pound sand. After 6 years of a relationship and then they suddenly have a revelation that they never loved you? Either they have been using you or they really want to hurt you. Either way, it's time to call it day.

Answer to Why is today a good day?

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:49:29 -0700

Why is today a good day?

Just another day in hell for me. Sometimes if it weren't for AB.....

Answer to R you married, do you wish you were?, how come your single?

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:38:54 -0700

R you married, do you wish you were?, how come your single?

Not anymore, no, I like the fact that I do not have anyone to answer to.

Answer to If you became a Spice Girl, what would your name be? (I think I'd pick Yenta Spice.)

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:37:01 -0700

If you became a Spice Girl, what would your name be? (I think I'd pick Yenta Spice.)

Old Spice

Answer to What is the latest song that you have misheard the lyrics? Cite the lyrics misheard.

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:28:39 -0700

What is the latest song that you have misheard the lyrics? Cite the lyrics misheard.

The latest song that I misheard the lyrics was "Sexy Back" I thought it was "I've got a sexy back, and all the boys don't know how to act"

Answer to Do you think humankind will colonize to other planets before they destroy each other?

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:18:44 -0700

Do you think humankind will colonize to other planets before they destroy each other?

The way things are going environmentally, we may one day have to look for new frontiers. I hope it's not too soon because I finally got all of my boxes unpacked.

Answer to How do you stomp out such jealousy that it tries to control you, how do you stop jealousy from eating away at you?

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:16:32 -0700

How do you stomp out such jealousy that it tries to control you, how do you stop jealousy from eating away at you?

The first and foremost step is to learn how to let things go. Take a step back and take a look at the big picture. Is it worth it?

Answer to What do you think "free spirited" is?

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:11:27 -0700

What do you think "free spirited" is?

Open bar? LOL I take it to mean that you are your own person who does not have to answer to anyone.

Answer to When holding hands, does your hand automatically go under or over because of what gender you are?

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:26:18 -0700

When holding hands, does your hand automatically go under or over because of what gender you are?

I don't think it's a gender issue, I think it depends on who is more dominant. I myself tend to go under but if I am holding a childs hand, it's always over.

Answer to On the way to work today I ate some foam from my cusions in my car, could this hurt me?

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:47:40 -0700

On the way to work today I ate some foam from my cusions in my car, could this hurt me?

Maybe you are suffering from Pica ( a desire to eat things that have no nutritious value). It's caused by a lack of a vitamin or mineral. It also sounds like you need to get your hooptie reupholstered. LOL

Answer to How would you feel if your spouse went on a business trip with a co-worker of the opposite gender to a vacational spot, but it was business, and you couldnt go?

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:52:27 -0700

How would you feel if your spouse went on a business trip with a co-worker of the opposite gender to a vacational spot, but it was business, and you couldnt go?

I might feel a little put out but I would not make a huge deal out of it. Most of the time the person traveling does not get to pick who they go with, the boss does it. It's not wise to allow your personal life to affect your working life in cases like this.

Answer to If the AB staff were able to make it so anyone could edit questions for grammatical, spelling and punctuation purposes- how would you feel about that? What if they did it with answers and comments as well?

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:55:02 -0700

If the AB staff were able to make it so anyone could edit questions for grammatical, spelling and punctuation purposes- how would you feel about that? What if they did it with answers and comments as well?

I wouldn't want to edit someone's questions or answers. What you may think they are trying to convey may be totally different than what they were thinking. As for grammar or spelling, I tend to overlook it.

Answer to I want to make a couple extra name badges for employees that forget to wear theirs, what are the most outragous male and female names that you can think of to put on them?

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:47:12 -0700

I want to make a couple extra name badges for employees that forget to wear theirs, what are the most outragous male and female names that you can think of to put on them?

Ima Dumass Pat Medown At my workplace we refer to it as "The Badge of Shame"

Answer to Have you ever changed your religion, from what to what?

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:35:36 -0700

Have you ever changed your religion, from what to what?

I converted from Unitarianism to Catholicism. I was never baptized as a Unitarian because they do not practice that so I am not sure if you would consider it "converting"

Answer to If you got married and then found out the day after the wedding that your partner was a wanted criminal, what would you do?

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:16:39 -0700

If you got married and then found out the day after the wedding that your partner was a wanted criminal, what would you do?

Find out if there is a big reward then file for an anullment

Answer to Cane you name a fast food resterant that you never been to?for me its bob's big boy.

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:14:18 -0700

Cane you name a fast food resterant that you never been to?for me its bob's big boy.

I have never been to Checker's.

Answer to Do you enjoy puzzles? (Which type)

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:09:44 -0700

Do you enjoy puzzles? (Which type)

I really like anagrams and word games like Word Mine (in crossword puzzle books).

Answer to Why do dogs attack postmen ? It's not my fault no-one sends them any mail !

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:57:16 -0700

Why do dogs attack postmen ? It's not my fault no-one sends them any mail !

Maybe they just went postal on them.

Answer to Can criminal/civil charges be brought against someone for falsifying an identity (making up someone) using email? (i.e. make up a fictitious person).

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:30:53 -0700

Can criminal/civil charges be brought against someone for falsifying an identity (making up someone) using email? (i.e. make up a fictitious person).

I don't think there is a law about using an alias as long as you are not trying to scam someone out of money.

Answer to Do you think Kathy Griffin is funny? She uses bad language, but is that o.k. with you?

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:14:51 -0700

Do you think Kathy Griffin is funny? She uses bad language, but is that o.k. with you?

I have only seen her a few times but I find that she is funnier on her D-List show because it's off the cuff not a performance. Basically, she's better at improv than standup IMO.

Answer to What did your grandfather do for a living? Mine- Real Estate Agent

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:19:46 -0700

What did your grandfather do for a living? Mine- Real Estate Agent

My paternal grandfather was an iron miner My maternal grandfather worked in Human Resources for Western Electric.

Answer to What tv show comes to mind when you think of reruns?

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:10:41 -0700

What tv show comes to mind when you think of reruns?

Leave It To Beaver - my all time favorite show from the 50's and 60's.

Answer to Do you think you are older or younger than me?

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:00:45 -0700

Do you think you are older or younger than me?

I will bet that I am older than you. I'm older than dirt.

Answer to Will you tell me a lie?

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:32:10 -0700

Will you tell me a lie?

I am independently wealthy which is why I am able to surf the internet and play on AB all day long.

Answer to How do restraining orders work if you live right on the boarder of two states?

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:31:02 -0700

How do restraining orders work if you live right on the boarder of two states?

Most restraining orders mandate that a person cannot come within a number of feet of the other. They are also only good in the state issued. Unless you live less than 50 feet from the state border, it should work.

Answer to Netflix or Blockbuster?

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:28:03 -0700

Netflix or Blockbuster?

I prefer NetFlix mainly because they have a large documentary and indie film collection. The Blockbuster in my area rarely carries a documentary. They focus mainly on mainstream films and TV shows. For me, the delivery service with NetFlix is great because I live less than 100 miles from their...

Answer to I just made tiramisu! Who wants a slice?

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:05:40 -0700

I just made tiramisu! Who wants a slice?

I'll take some! Could you send it to via e-mail in a zip file? I don't want it to spill all over my other files. Thanks!!

Answer to What is the difference between being Catholic and Christian? Can you be both?

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:27:17 -0700

What is the difference between being Catholic and Christian? Can you be both?

The first Pope of the Catholic Church was the disciple Peter. Yes you can be both.

Answer to Would you prefer seeing sound or hearing colors?

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 13:11:01 -0700

Would you prefer seeing sound or hearing colors?

I'd rather see sound. One thing I can do now is taste smells. I was eating shrimp at a restaurant and as soon as I tasted it, I immediately recalled the smell of an old bookstore. Weird, I guess.

Answer to What's your favorite Life-Savers flavor (color)?

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:24:15 -0700

What's your favorite Life-Savers flavor (color)?

Butter Rum......good times :-)

Answer to Could you multiply 18 by 23 in your head?

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:23:24 -0700

Could you multiply 18 by 23 in your head?

Yes I could and I did. 414

Answer to Can a judge take rights away from fathers

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:27:09 -0700

Can a judge take rights away from fathers

Sure they can, the same as they can take the rights of the mother if they are deemed unfit.

Answer to Fill in the blank. When Life Gives You lemons _______. I make my sour face:P Humor only please!

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:24:49 -0700

Fill in the blank. When Life Gives You lemons _______. I make my sour face:P Humor only please!

When life gives you lemons, demand a new one with a lifetime warranty.

Answer to Is it healthy to be "friends with benefits" with your ex?

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:58:54 -0700

Is it healthy to be "friends with benefits" with your ex?

I don't think so. You have to move on in that respect. I did that before with my ex-husband and it turned out to be a fiasco.