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How can the Queen of England be fired from her duties?
actually, she could NOT abdicate of her choosing. The British constitution has no provision for abdication/resignation. If she were to choose to retire, Parliament of the UK and every other country in the Commonwealth, would have to draft and approve an Act to allow for her abdication.
To "fire" her would require the same legislative effort. It's not likely. It IS likely that some...
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What exactly does the Queen of England duties require?
The Queen has many duties expected... but nothing is REQUIRED. She could, theoretically, sit on her duff and do nothing, and there's not much anyone could do about it.... but it would risk massive public outcry and revolution. see Oliver Cromwell...
she is the Head of State for the United Kingdom (and many other countries) and has may duties ceremonial and administrative. More info...
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What does the Queen of England smell like?
it is rumored she prefers floral perfumes. A favorite of hers was the original formulation of Elizabeth Arden's called "Bluegrass". It was apparently very different from the current cologne.
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How come there is no Dodi Al Fayed memorial?
1.) He was not a public figure, nor did he make any recognizable contribution to British society. He's done nothing to merit a public memorial.
2.) Having said that, his father has created a memorial to him and Diana. When I last saw it, it was located in the basement of Harrod's in London.
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Is your drivers license hugely related to your ability to be productive or have a social life?
It would if you lived in Los Angeles...
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My Christian flatmate tells me that I will go to hell because I don't believe in Jesus. She also said my relatives are burning and being tortured in hell as non-believers. Is this what Christians believe?
That's what some Christians believe. Fear not. If it's true you'll be in VERY good company...
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I take sleeping pills almost every night. Do you think that's okay?
Long term, probably not. I have been taking them often, of late. talk to your Dr...
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Why do women always say "lets just be friends''? after u were dating for a while?
probably because she doesn't want to sleep with you.
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Do straight men watch Will & Grace?
sure... and some of them even "get" the jokes...
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Who do you think of as the "Queen of Hearts"?
The character from "Alice in Wonderland"
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Do not go _______ into __________.
Fill in the blanks
back, house afire.
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If I walked through your front door, threw off my coat, plopped on the couch, stole the remote out of your hand, changed the channel and proceeded to watch television, what would you do about it, huh?
First of all, I'd back-hand you something fierce... then I'd snatch the remote back from you, then I'd tell you to make me some pizza or get your ass outta my house...
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Should I order Pizzas from Domino's or not? It will all be for me so I'll get fat and later depressed for spending that money on pizza.. what should I do?
One pizza never made someone fat. It may cause a slight gain in weight, which is easily lost if you maintain a healthy diet and activity level.
There's no real reason to eat an entire pizza on your own. Eat some and put the rest in the fridge.
Cold pizza makes an EXCELLENT breakfast!
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How do u chose between four guys u like and they all like u back
Pick the one with the biggest <ahem> talent... seriously... choose the one who is the most fun... or better, date them all, but make sure they know about each other. Tell them, you're trying to decide, so they'd best be most convincing.
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The US loves pedophiles. See the link: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090626083034AAqLIjd How can these people even sleep at night?
There is nothing at that link. flagged.
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I am having pizza for dinner what are you having?
Yes, but I actually prefer it the next morning for breakfast... cold, right from the fridge...
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What do you think of a woman who can not change the oil in her own car?
she's not much different than me... (I can, but I won't...)
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How would you finish the sentence "Barack Obama is ____________."?
producing.
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If you have sex with a zombie, is it still considered necrophilia?
Depends - was the zombie on top?
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How many openly gay, lesbian, or bisexual Answerbaggers are there out there?
totally big gay Jeffers here... don't think this is a surprise to anyone, however...
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What do you think jesus would say to people who use the bible as a weapon against homosexuals?
Don't do that... you'll damage the binding?
Seriously, Jesus had every opportunity to comment on homosexuality and didn't... apparently not worth his effort.
His only commentary related to sexual sins is found in the story of Mary Magdalene... and the real lesson there is about being a conniving, nosy hypocrite... the admonishment to Mary was an afterthought.
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What important principle was established in the case of Frye v. United States?
DYOH?
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Today I am convinced I have seen it all. While at the beach I saw 2 people sunning, one in a bikini, the other in a skirted tankini. As I walked by I realised the one in the tankini was a guy......What next?
oh my gawd! Next thing they'll be dogs and cats living together! Then the four white horsemen...
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What is your favorite picnic food?
cheeses, salami, grapes, and a nice sparkling rose...
like: http://www.gloriaferrer.com/images/Uploaded/Blanc_de_Noirs_final.jpg
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What's something children do better than adults?
trust... and fit in the trunk... LOL!
no, seriously, trust.
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What should you wear to a funeral? And what colours?
keyword: subdued.
You should dress in a manner to show your respect for the dead person... you should choose simple fashion and benign or subdued colors, unless otherwise directed by the family...
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If you could buy any car ever made, Brand New, what would it be?
oh, probably a sporty Mercedes convertible...
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What is something you might find on Craigslist?
herpes.
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Do you know anyone with the following names? Albert, Blake, Cameron, Drake, Edmund, Frances, Garrett, Henry, Ian, Jack, Kenny, Logan, Max, or Nigel?
I know an Albert, Henry, Ian (2), Jack, and Kenny
I really like the names Cameron and Logan.
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Tell me anything, please?
just because you happen to punctuate with a question-mark doesn't mean you have a question...
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Are you wearing shorts today?
yes, but I'm not wearing underwear today...
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Jokes: what is the LAST joke you can remember hearing? Try and remember...we can't help the last joke we heard we are just answering honestly...try not to get offended...
honestly, I can't remember jokes for sh*t... I love them, but I don't retell them right away, they're gone...
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If you worked at a fast food restaurant and were asked a dumb question, what would your response be?
"Would you like fries with that?"
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I am a low salt, no sugar (no carb) diet. Does anyone else have to follow a diet in which you have to watch it for more than one reason? Do you struggle with finding food you can eat that you can afford?
Yes. I find being on any sort of diet in the US is very difficult, because most food available here is rubbish.
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Would you drink champagne out of lady's shoe?
why, when I have perfectly good glassware right here in the cupboard?
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Any tips on getting reception with the new converter boxes?
I think the reception is about the quality of the antennae, not the box.
Unfortunately, there are, apparently, "dead zones" where the reception is really bad, no matter what... In these areas, cable is really the only option.
I think this conversion to digital may be the beginning of the extinction of broadcast TV.
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Zack has just turned 40 today!!!who would join me in wishing him a happy birthday?
Happy Birthday, Zack!!
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Am a 19 year old girl who likes a 16 year old boy. Is this wrong?
in most states, it is if you have sexual contact with him.
Even without, it's a bit creepy - the maturity difference between a 16yo boy and a 19yo woman is vast, compared to the difference between a 30yo man and a 40yo woman...
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What do you have hidden in the back of your underwear drawer?
I used to have porn and condoms back there (in my teen years) but I don't have an underwear drawer. I have a bin on a shelf in a closet, and if you look at the right time of day, there's likely to be a kitteh-cat back there.
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What's an example of a non-sequitur?
Because the flowers opened in the morning, it follows that all creatures are most fertile at sunrise.
(a logical non sequitor)
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Incy wincy __________ ? fill with funny answers
endowment - poor boy...
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boobies....
(an equal opportunity mocker..)
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Hey – We have a new Maestro - Cousin Vinny! Who wants to join me in offering congratulations?
Whoot! Gratz, Vinny!
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If I bought you an elephant, what would you name it?
Wrinkles
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Which foot do you step forward with?
My best foot forward. Always.
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Is it ok for a person to pinch your S/Oers butt in public?
If you want a sock in the arm...
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Im a ______ girl in a ______ world?
I'm a f*cked up girl in a f*cked up world...
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HI, can you name one, or more, movies that should NOT have had sequels made to them?
Most of them.
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What else, can a condom be used for?
Super-huge water balloons.
Helium balloons.
Hats.
Jello molds.
Drug smuggling.
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Should I let my boyfriend keep a giant poster of a half naked Hawaiian Tropic girl in his bedroom? Or his garage? I don't like it. Why does he need it? Should I be jealous of a poster? Am I being too controlling?
You are being too controlling. Leave him alone.
You need to look at WHY this bugs you...
If the fact that your boyfriend lusts over a totally unattainable, fictional portrayal of a woman bugs you, how will you react when he's surrounded by beautiful, attainable, REAL women?
I assume you believe it is inappropriate or "cheating" for someone to have sex outside their...
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What is the darkest animated Disney movie you've seen?
Fantasia / Sorcerer's Apprentice
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Hello i work for taco bell for about 20 years and i wont to know hopw i can get my 401k out and get my cash
the answer depends - do you still work there?
If you still work there, you can get a hardship loan, if you qualify. It will necessitate that you do not contribute for one year, but the qualification criteria is steep.
If you do not work there, you can simply withdraw the money, BUT they will withhold taxes and an early withdrawal penalty (I think the penalty is 15%)
If you just quit,...
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Who would you like Handcuffed to your bed?
mmmm... there is a long list of men I would love in that position... a couple of guys I used to work with, a few celebs, a couple of friends...
a bit of bondage is sexy, IMHO...
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Will you follow me into the dark?
sure, you dirty monkey!
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What landmark is your town or city most famous for? Images if possible.
mak,ing, movies...
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What's one thing you can get at the mall?
Influenza
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Please hel me solve this problem by substitution. Determine whether the equation is independent, dependent, or inconsistent. 2x – y = 4 2x – y = 3
Do your own homework.
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What foods don't agree with you, or that you have an allergic reaction to?
Taco Bell - always gives me an upset stomach. I can devour "Mexican" food anywhere else, but not there.
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If i sent you my email address would you send me an email.
sure. one.
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Is There a Healthier Way to Cook Bacon?
who cares.... you don't eat bacon because it's healthy... it just can't be...
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Is there a difference petween adding property to our family trust or having it in a land trust of its own?
sure.
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If you add it to an existing trust, it will be subject to the terms of that trust.
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If you create it's own trust, you can create different terms for the trust - anything you wish.
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I would suspect it's cheaper to add to an existing, than create a new one.
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Do you like to eat raw potatoes?
no, they leave a "dusty" taste in my mouth.
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Would you play a game of Checkers against a Squirrel with a suit & Hat on?
depends... how big is the hat?
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I get intense abdominal pain after crunches. And not a good pain either. I danced for 4 years through college but right after I got out this started happening. The pain hits the morning after doing crunches. It takes my breath away it is so sharp...
I agree with others... stop the crunches and see a doctor immediately. Either you're doing something wrong, or something is wrong with your body.
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a good workout should make you sore but never cause pain.
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Have you ever had to use a firearm for self defense?
I've never shot a gun in self-defense. I don't own a gun, and hope I never need to use one for self defense, or defense of my loved ones.
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I learned to shoot when I was a young teenager, but I haven't shot any firearm for probably 30 years...
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Have you ever considered the possibility that life really isn't worth living and means nothing and the ones that realize this, and decide to take their life are the ones with their heads on straight?
If I did, I would make sure my shrink upped my dose of anti-depressants and go see him immediately to discuss it.
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Suicidal thoughts, especially if they persist at all, are NOT normal.
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Question is why does House mate leave a sharp knife on kitchen counter every night
I don't put my Trident knives in the dishwasher. If I don't feel like washing it properly, or I know I'll be using it again soon, or regularly, I'll give it a quick rinse and leave it on the counter, ready for the next use.
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I'm not a person that spends a lot of time 'putting things away' simply for the sake of 'putting things away.' Your...
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Why do people use photos of their kids on their facebook profile?
Lots of folks use facebook as their personal family web page. They restrict all contact to their friends and post lots of family pics.
People tend to post pictures in their profile relating to recent events - I suppose if I had kids I'd post the most recent "darndest thing" the kid had done, to ensure all would see.
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If you were to Re-name your street, based on your neighbours? What would it be called?
If it were the neighbors on one side of our house, I'd probably choose "Bickerton Lane"...
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Have You Noticed That There Is Always At Least One Jerk In Every Workplace?
oh, honey, there's always more than one...
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What drugs are usually used to treat malaria?
Lariam. and it's freekin' expensive. Generic cost me $20/pill in 2006
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What shouldn't you do at Windsor Castle?
Try to touch the Queen's Guards' gun... (yah... either one! LOL!)
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Have you ever had a 'one night stand'?
sure... lots... first was probably around 17/18
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Do you own more or less than 100 books?
I've easily more than 600 in my office alone, not counting those scattered throughout the rest of my house...
and I regularly re-read as well as buy new ones...
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Have you ever been to a nudest camp?
I've been to a couple of different nude beaches and enjoyed myself.
While I was a bit embarrassed when I initially disrobed, it quickly turned into "no big deal"...
I don't consider myself a nudist, and don't go out of my way to be nude, it's not an issue for me either way.
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I am divorced 2 yrs was married 2yrs.was an abusive relationship,nasty divorce.i have 2 teenage girls not his,work in same place.He now wants to be friends and is following me around.i'm scared to go there should i
run away - tell him you don't want to be "friends". If he won't leave you alone, report him to a supervisor for harassment.
You may want to start looking for a new job.
You do NOT want this man in your life.
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Can Kate Middleton claim American Citizenship? And if so, would she lose her right to claim it if she were to become a member of the Royal family?
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Can Kate Middleton claim American Citizenship? And if so, would she lose her right to claim it if she were to become a member of the Royal family?
I have no idea why she would be able to claim US citizenship, but even if she were a native-born US citizenship, that is no bar to her becoming the wife of a prince, nor is it a bar to becoming a Queen Consort.
UK has had numerous foreign born princesses and queen consorts in history.
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Which British laws prevent President Bush from being in line to the British throne?
This smells like a homework assignment,
But the answer is the Act of Settlement of 1701.
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Who in your family is responsible for mowing the lawn?
The gardeners I hired to do it every week... I don't have time and I have allergies...
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My boyfriend of 14 yrs, says we are done. Later he's says he rather break up with me, than have an affair. All my things were pack & put into storage. He says there is no one else, he has 3-4 women in mind. But I hear that he is dating one girl?
and... you question is?
(just putting a '?' on the end doesn't make it a coherent question...)
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Is it normal to see at least three or more hairs randomly fall off every day?
Yes.
Your body is constantly shedding skin and individual hairs to replace with new. If you see "clumps" of hair (large or small) you should call a doctor.
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How many cents per gigabyte is hard drive space now?
Depends on the size of the drive you buy. Generally speaking, the larger the drive, the cheaper they space... the exception would be the newest, biggest - they usually have a "new tech" upcharge that disappears over time or with the introduction of a newer/bigger model.
Smaller capacity drives tend to cost more per byte than larger.
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My mom passed away this morning at 7:50am. Now that both parents are gone, I feel like an orphan. Is this common?
I'm sorry for your loss and the sadness you are managing. The loss of the parent will cut loose all sorts of emotional reactions - all of which are normal.
You need to hang on and ride through them. Talk to trusted people about the feelings a lot to keep from being overwhelmed. If you feel like you are being overwhelmed, see a grief counselor, pastor, or a mental health care...
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Do you actually know anyone who's been completely f%#ked emotionally from heartbreak?
Sure. Let's see... I was. My friends Dean, Brian, Jim... just to name a few...
Everyone is an emotional wreck after a serious heartbreak... Whether or not they recover is based on the relentless support they get from the folks around them...
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What is the meaning behind the phrase "go fly a kite"?
"Oh, Fuck Off..."
I was raised by a pack of sailors, I guess...
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I recently just broke up with my bf... now i am living alone for the first time in my life. I HATE IT! Why do people enjoy living alone so much and what do you do with yourself?
I live with my partner of 17+ years, but I cherish my alone time... especially if one of us travels...
Naturally, I miss him and am glad when he comes home, but I love being accountable only to myself. Having the freedom to do as I wish - sit quietly, read, listen to music, hog the bed, eat whatever whenever... whatever...
I really enjoy my own time.
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Been c n a guy for close 2 mos.We have yet 2 go out on date. He's a little prezd for cash works crazy hrs yet he tells me of places he's been,without me. He cumz by my house when he gets off work,(late). He seems to be really n 2 me in other ways. Help?
Sounds like he's looking for a "booty-call" not a life partner.
What are YOU looking for? If it's not compatible, it's time to pack up the emotional baggage and head over to the Greyhound station...
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I'm a gay person, but I hide it in my society who thinks being gay is wrong. But I found my first love, someone very close to me. His name is Cameron. Sometimes I pray that he may be gay too, and like me. But I'm scared that he is str8 and will hate me.
Where's the question here?
If you're looking for advice, there's a ton to give.
You need to start by accepting yourself... by loving yourself and coming out. If you can't do it where you live, then you should go somewhere that you can be yourself.
You will not have a successful love relationship while closeted. It will always be a life lived from fear of discovery.
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What was your great-grandfather's profession?
I am fortunate to have know 2 of my great-grandfathers - but I have no idea what they did for careers. I'm fairly certain one was a farmer for most of his life - until they moved to "town." I have no idea the other - he died when I was very young.
One of my great-grandfathers was a gangster/criminal in the early part of the 1900s - around 1930. Among others, he ran around...
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Who would win... Queen Elizabeth or Rosie O'Donnell?
Elizabeth... have you ever SEEN that incandescent stare?!
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What would you do if a leprachaun jumped out of a bush and stole your wallet?
I'd grab him and refuse to let him go until he gave me his pot o' gold!
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Does GrowBust really work to grow breasts?
no, but the name means it will grow your wallet bust...
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Who would win in a fight: Mary Poppins or Hermione Granger?
Mary Poppins... she's used to troublesome kids and would see right through that little upstart...
Mary would be considered a graduate Summa Cum Laude from Hogwarts...
Now, the fight *I* would pay to see is Mary Poppins VS. Prof. McGonagall....
that would be something...
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What is the most effective way to quit smoking?
cold turkey - they only had vile nicerette gum when I quit... no patch
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What was the final event that made you decide to quit drinking?
who says I quit?
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Do you think Spongebob Squarepants is turning our kids gay? whyor why not?
I think he's a cartoon meant to entertain children.
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On the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, do you think that spongebob and patrick are gay? because it kinda seems like it. what do you think?
I think they are cartoon characters intended to entertain children...
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Heater in tropical fish tank has blown,any idea's how can i keep water temp at reasonable temp till i can buy new heater for tank from pet shop in the morning?
if it is summertime where you are, you'll be fine... if it makes you feel better, toss a towel over the tank... but it will be fine overnight as-is...
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SUPPOSE YOU TOSS A COIN 4 TIMES AND GET HEADS. WHAT IS THE PROBABILITY OF GETTING A HEAD ON THE 5TH TOSS?
it is the same as the first time.
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What day is "Whacking Day"?
for some people, it is any day they come within arm's reach...
Otherwise, I think first poster correct - May 10.
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How can a Catholic be "pro-choice" when they have knowledge of what is taught in the Catechism of the Catholic Church #2271-2?
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My Husband and I were married at the courthouse in Oct. We had our wedding in Jan. We usualluy celebrate in Oct. What month would you celebrate your anniversary? Should we celebrate twice? Or celebrate in Oct. alone and in Jan. with the family?
My partner and I have 2 anniversaries we celebrate - one for when we met (which is where we really started our relationship...) and a wedding anniversary from when we were married in a religious (non-state recognized) ceremony in Washington DC with 30,000 other couples during the March On Washington.
We're going to married in a state-recognized ceremony next month (15 years after our...
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Do you have a favorite scene from Gilligan's Island that you'd like to share? There seem to be a few good ones on You Tube. Here's my selection to get the ball rolling...
when the honey-bees sang "You Need Me" for the rock and rollers. My first drag-inspiration!
Also, when Gilligan was being chased around the boxes by the giant...
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I bought a mobile home from a women who did not actually own the mobile home. Her ex-husband's name is on the title. She is now not returning my phone calls. We cannot sell or move from this home without the title. What is our best cause
sounds like you need a real estate lawyer. I believe you're going to have to sue.
You may end up losing the trailer and your money... be careful.
If you have a mortgage the bank may be willing to help. (I bet you don't - a bank would have caught this)
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Help! Peri-menopause is causing my skin to break out is large hard pimples that takes weeks to clear up only to have more to follow. Does anything work on this type of pimples? Does WD-40 clear up acne? Does WD-40 work on bug bites?
You might try Neutrogena Body Clear Body Wash. It's designed to help clear body acne.
http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=45779&catid=64335&brand=7519&trx=PLST-0-BRAND&trxp1=64335&trxp2=45779&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-BRAND&cmbProdBrandFilter=7519
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Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
sure. I would never kiss someone out of obligation.
I only kiss people I enjoy kissing and would freely kiss them again and again...
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What would be your weapon of choice to kill a zombie and why?
A robotic assault weapon which I can control, securely, from inside a tank... ideally, I'd be able to use the tank weaponry as back up should the robot fail...
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Is there more BS on Mars than life?
if, by "BS" you mean "Burnt Sienna" colored soil, I'd say "yes".
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Hypothermic cardiac arrest is a procedure done to stop the heart before surgery. Do you know anyone who have gone through this procedure?
My mother had her heart stopped (by some method) and restarted with a shock machine to treat her atrial fibulation (and it was successful!)
It was very scary, but remarkably uneventful.
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IV BEEN SEEING MY GIRLFRIEND FOR 5 YEARS,WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE WE'VE EVER DATED. IM 19, I LOVE HER, BUT I FEEL I NEED MY INDEPENDENCE AND SPACE, I DONT KNOW HOW TO CONVEY THAT I NEED THIS SPACE WITHOUT BREAKING HER HEART,,I STILL WNA BE FRIENDS???HELP ME!!
Welcome to the hardest part of being an adult. Knowing the consequences of your actions will be hurtful, you still must proceed.
You must tell her the truth. Tell her.
It will hurt her. It may damage your relationship with her irrepairably, but you must not continue falsely in this relationship.
It is possible, in time, that you two will find your way back together, but if you...
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Are there any home remedies for getting rid of fleas? My lab is allergic to EVERYTHING and I don't want to make him sicker by giving him more chemicals. He has been treated with Frontline and flea shampoos and now he has Mange! Nothing seems to help!
in addition to the comments above, you have to kill the fleas in the house. They come in on the pet and live in carpets and plush furniture, continually re-infesting the dog and the carpets over and again...
The best rememdy I know of, which is fairly non-toxic, is using Borax.
You can buy a borax-based flea killer at your local pet store. It should look like a white power about the...
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My cat digs a hole, but then doesn't scoot up far enough, so his poop misses the hole. Why?
cause he's a cat.
Lots of them don't bother with a hole, just do their business and then cover.
My cat's have covered litterboxes... sometimes they don't even bother burying their waste... (and yes, the boxes are very clean - every night they're emptied) I think because their waste is already in a "cave" and sufficiently hidden, they don't feel...
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How can a Catholic be "pro-choice" when they have knowledge of what is taught in the Catechism of the Catholic Church #2271-2?
Pro-Choice doesn't imply a religious belief. Many deeply spiritual people may believe that abortion is morally wrong on religious grounds, but feel the government must not mandate religious beliefs.
Many religious people feel that masturbation and adultery are also deeply wrong, but there are not people in the streets demanding governments legislate against masturbation or...
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Whats the best home remedy to get rid of a smokers cough without having to quit smoking?
Stop breathing. That should do it.
either that, or stop smoking, although, if you do the first, you will definitely do the second... kinda "win-win"...
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Do you think I would make a good nun? (humor welcome)(and no, I'm not seriously considering it)
If you're not seriously considering it, I'm guessing you'd make a somewhat lousy nun...
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If I gave you 1000 dollars/pounds, what would you buy?
depends... a 1000 pounds is about twice 1000 dollars...
UK Pounds, please...
I'll pay off the last of my student load. I promise.
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My dog is a black labrador retreiver and he smells all the time. We have clipped his fur and shampooed him with good dog shampoo but to no relief of his smell of dog. He got the sticken mad. Can anyone help!
I don't know who the sticken is, but tell them to calm down - he's a dog... they have a scent.
as far as the dog's scent, ask a vet for help - could be related to his diet. Also, he could just like to roll around in dog-crap...
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To all the Guys I know:
Why do guys love porn when they still have a partner they love?
I think we gals would love an honest answer!
Sex and Love are not tightly coupled in men.
We love to have sex - it's a recreational event. It can ALSO be an expression of love, but doesn't have to be.
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People of religion, I don't mean to be rude but why do you worship God and not Satan? I mean if you think about it all the matter of the universe originated from God which means that God created everything, even the concept of pain and Satan.
Why do you assume that a "person of religion" has only the option to worship on or the other entity that you name "God" or "Satan" -
There are many religions that worship different entities, many more than one, and even religions that do not acknowledge any deity.
This is typical Christian myopia
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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?
operate a deep-fat fryer...
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What were your favorite scenes or quotes from Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
The whole parade bit...
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How to make a guy open up more?
tell him to relax, breathe deeply, and push out a bit...
OH!
Wrong category... my bad!
(donning asbestos suit!)
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I fell in love with my son's dad when we were in high school, it was love at first sight. We were togther for about ten years, started having problems then seperated. Ifound out while he was incarcerated for dv that he had been smoking crack with his mom.
Interesting and sad situation... but this is AnswerBag, not SympathyBag...
seriously.
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What is the best MMORPG you played?
world of warcraft, natch.
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If you color your hair, do you have it done professionally or do you do it yourself?
Professionally - and it always, ALWAYS looks fantastic. People never notice when Jerry is done with my hair - they just know I have it cut... and it looks really nice.
and we never color it quite the same way twice! LOL! usually at least 2 colors, sometimes 3.
He's a master colorist and it really, really shows in his work.
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My bf always says he is head over heels for me when he is drunk? What does that mean? Is he more likely to tell the truth when he is drunk?
Why are you asking the same thing twice?
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Matchsticks are arranged so one matchstick each line. II + I = II Rearrange only 1 matchstick to make the equation correct.
11 + 1 ≠ 1
(take one stick from the answer and make it a slash across the "=" sign, becoming "not equal"...)
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Can I put psyllium husk in my cereal & eat it w/milk? Will it be as effective as drinking it with water?
yes, I suppose.
I used to mix mine with Orange Juice and drink it quick... the longer is soaks, the fuller/swollen it gets.
I'd imagine in a bowl of cereal, it will turn the whole thing into a gloppy mess pretty quickly.
You could, however, stir it into a glass of milk and drink it down...
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My bf told me on the phone that he would do anything for me. He was not sober. Do you think this is true? Do guys typically say this oris this rare? We've been togehter about 7 months. Do you think this could mean we will be together forever?
umm... he was drunk. I wouldn't put too much credence in what he promises when he's drunk.
If you ask him about it when he's sober, and he says "yeah, I meant it" then you may have a "keeper" on your hands...
but don't get overly optimistic... he may just laugh it off...
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What's the BEST bottled bbq sauce?
Bear Pit BBQ (in San Fernando Valley, Los Angeles) or if you can't get that... try "Mr. Stubbs" - original is my fav
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Ok so I'm sitting in my hotel room and the couple in the room next door is have a rather vigorous good time(the picture almost fell off my wall!) What should I do about this?( I have to be up at 5am)
if it's just some yahoo's in a hotel, I'd call front desk and tell them "Hi, the folks next door (room xxx) are making an incredible amount of noise... it sounds like someone is getting beat up..."
and chuckle as I hung up the phone.
If that doesn't work, call again and say "either make them shut up, move them, or give me a refund..."
I...
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Do you think Salvia Divinorum should be kept legal for adults (+18)?
I'm not sure what this is, but I'm guessing it should be controlled, not banned.
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Do you believe in spanking your children? Not like beating them or anything, but the occassional butt spanking?
I do - freely among like-minded adults and with children, a spanking is fine to reinforce a message. but note, there is an easily discernable line between a spanking and a beating. Too many adults beat their children and call it "spanking" -
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Want to play a variation on the game? You say one sentence from a song and we'll see who can guess it the quickest! Okay? It can either be the name of the song, or the artist.
"Gee, our old LaSalle ran great..."
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What's a good comeback when someone calls you ugly?
"Yeah... well you're drunk... tomorrow you'll be sober, but I'll still..."
Oh...
wait...
it goes the other way around...
sorry.
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What does SPAM stand for?
I don't know, although others seem to, but I know it tastes good when fried up with scrambled eggs... LOL!
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I am trying to figure out a gift for a 22 yr. old male. He likes the baseball and he's got a nerdy side. Any suggestions? (Thanks)
Assuming you live reasonably close to a city with a significant or pro baseball team - why not a pair of tickets... really nice ones, and, depending on your budget, cash for beer and dogs...
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Would you marry a nurse RN?
My father did - I don't see why it would even come up in converation...
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Do you use plastic, paper, or your own bags when shopping at a store?
neither...
some sort of woven material... that are reusable. They live in my trunk between uses.
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How much time per month do you consider normal to spend with your parents if you're 21, studying in a city 50minutes away(via train), and having a serious relationship in the city you go to school to?
Probably not much, but at 21, you should be growing away from your parents anyway - that's the order of things...
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Our condo/townhouse has developed an intermittent, fishy, urine-like odor that seems to overwhelm the house every evening. There are no pets, all appliances and vents have been checked, and the smell comes and goes. Lately, it's been getting stronger.
Sounds unfortunate... do you have a question here?
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Would you like a slice of pie?
Yes, please.
I'm in the mood for rhubarb if you have it.
Thank you.
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Bunnies and Duckies or Kitties and Puppies?
Kitties and Puppies, please.
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I heard that if a person who is critically ill is traveling to another state and dies in the car, the driver will be arrested and put in jail for 72 hours - is this correct?
I've never heard such a thing.
I suppose it would depend on the circumstances.... but is seems unlikely to me.
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What is you favorite spa?
I don't know that I have a favorite, but have many I really really like.
Burke-Williams Spas (numerous in Los Angeles - I tend to favor Sherman Oaks or Crescent Hgts/Sunset) are nice - massage can be hit or miss, however - and they're good at superficial service, but if something goes wrong, they're not so good. Very corporate, however.
The spa on Disney's ship:...
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Which amendment was the sale of alcohol forbidden?
The one that was repealed... look it up... I'd start with wikipedia
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What do you think is the real key to happiness?
Money isn't THE key, but it is certainly the WD-40 to happiness...
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Would you appear nude in an adult magazine for a payment that equals ten times your current annual salary?
yes... if someone want's to masturbate to my somewhat overweight, middle-aged self... I'll GLADLY take their money. I would be able to retire.
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Did you ever smoke in the boys or girls room at school?
no, I always snuck my smokes outside, behind a building or in the woods...
I imagined no one could tell I'd had a cig...
God, how naive...
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Per my husband he is going to an auction(work) in las vegas and since its 6pm to 11pm he will be staying the nt. i called and found out its from 5 to 730p. he left los angeles at 230p he wont get there till 630p hes with 2friends what should i do?
Calm down.
Are you sure he doesn't have additional business-related activities planned? Like taking clients to dinner after auction or somesuch?
Don't leap to the worst conclusion... The very worst he could be up to is sneaking out with some friends to smoke cigars, ogle trashy women, and drink too much... that's really not a awful and outrageous thing, and certainly...
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Where are you all from?
Burbank, California... but I grew up in IL and lived in Minnesota in my 20's
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Im dating and need some advice on what to do to keep my girlfriend close, what do i do?
have you tried duct tape?
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Where is the cheapest place to live in the contiguous USA?
I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it would involve living in a mobile home in a place that often experiences tornadoes...
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IF A TRIANGLE HAS SIDE LENGHTS OF 10, 24 AND 34 WHAT TYPE OF TRIANGLE IS
a three-sided one, presumably... but if you draw it JUST RIGHT, you might be able to draw a rare, 4-sided triangle...
now, Do your own homework.
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Do you prefer fashion over comfort?
both - depends.
If I'm attending an event, I always try to dress appropriately and fashionably, while being as comfortable as possible.
It is a myth that you cannot be comfortable and fashionable at the same time... I believe it only true if you are dressing in the extreme haute couture... which most of us couldn't afford to visit, much less wear...
Having said that,...
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Do men have one less rib than women? (Trying to find evidence for Adam and Eve story)
Well, who's to say how many ribs man had BEFORE one was removed.... maybe god made woman from the one rib to have the same number than man had AFTER the rib was removed.
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The truth is, you won't find evidence for anything in creation stories of Genesis... they are amalgamations of all the creation myths popular when they were written down. Genesis contains 2 entirely...
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What is in your closet that shouldn't be there?
My cat.
But he, evidently, disagrees with my opinion...
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Why is it a bad idea to date someone that you work with?
agree - my little cliche is "don't fish off the company pier"...
besides... spending all day at work with someone,then going home with them to deal with the rest of real-life? Not so great. It's much better to be able to leave work at work and go home to your loved ones...
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What do you sleep in?
The sheets... and nuthin else...
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Who would you LEAST like to see naked?
easy... my mother.
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When you were seventeen, was it a very good year?
It was a good year. I had a job, I was a senior in high school, I was developing self esteem and friends and some freedom (which I was ACHING for...)
I took my first trip to Europe... and went without my parents.
I had firm plans for college (which completely flew out the window 2 years later! LOL!)
It was a very optimistic time...
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If a woman is approached by a man, what is the nicest way she can say "I am not interested" without being rude or bitchy? And by the way, I have tried saying "I have a boyfriend" which I really do and it doesn't work.
I think simply saying "I'm flattered, but I'm really not interested" and then moving on... If pursued, "Really, there's not a chance, but thanks."
Honesty is the best policy - no one want's to waste their time flirting when there's not a chance of a connection, regardless of how attractive the object of attention may be...
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If someone was being abused and sexually assaulted in the hallway of your apartment building, would you call for help or just go back into your unit?
I would assess the situation - if I thought I was able to stop the assault, I would intervene - otherwise, I'd go inside and call the police, and prob get a vid camera and attempt to tape the assault for evidence.
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If abnormal means the opposite of normal, what is AB the opposite of?
Question Box
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Is your family more like the Waltons, the Huxtables, the Brady Bunch, or the Simpsons?
We were a cross between Malcolm in the Middle (I know, an "off-list" choice, sorry) and Brady Bunch...
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Did anyone put their air conditioner on today?
you betcha - southern california.
My HVAC has an air filtration system built in, so I run it often.
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Is it wise to talk about you personal tribulations in your life with complete strangers online?
If it helps a person figure out a problem... it is good.
Sometimes the veil of anonymity lets a person reveal more details and examine the problem more objectively.
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Blondie or Patti Smith?
Blondie, I think...
but it's a tough choice.
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What if i said I wanted to commit suicide because I can't take it anymore...?
Call Trevor and talk to someone...
866-4-U-TREVOR (866-488-7386)
There is someone there waiting to talk to you and help you find your way...
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What makes a computer run loudly? also, how do you make a computer run more quietly?
I agree with GreekGod sounds like a fan problem... could just be dirty - you can blast them clean with a can of air.
Could be a malfunctioning fan... you should replace it asap. They're cheap... and if they quit, you can cause serious damage to the chips in your system...
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Do you vote every year, only in state and national elections, only in presidential elections, or not at all?
I make it a point to vote in every single election... even if it's just for school board candidates... I've missed very few elections in my life...
I am critical of government and I have lots of ideas and opinions... I think if a person doesn't vote, then they should keep their opinions to themselves. If you want a voice, I think you are obligated to vote.
I know that...
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When a man says the words "It's not you it's me" when his manhood has failed during sex, What does this mean?
it means: It's not you... it's him....
Something in his mind/life is intruding your intimate time. There's nothing you've done or you can do....
just be sweet and snuggle and let things be...
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Did someone ever seen a hot teenager kiss a old grandma?
Sure... Harold and Maude...
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I'm class of 2001 what about you?(high school)
1984
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Who else thinks Christian Bale is the sexiest man alive?
He's pretty damned sexy, that's for sure...
*I* wouldn't throw him outta bed... (unless we were getting REALLY kinky... LOL!)
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Hey. Could you stand another drink?
Yes, Please....
It will be my first, actually...
That damned waiter hasn't come to my table yet...
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Would you disown your own relatives?
Why bother... just ignore them and stop allowing yourself to spend time with them... no need to be dramatic and "disown" them...
If you don't give a crap about them, or simply want nothing further to do with them, then stay away... no need to publicly "disown" them...
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I was just pulled over for going 45 in a 25. The police officer was well behind several semis and cars. He said i was going 45 in a 25 and i know i was't. When i asked to see proof of the infraction he couldnt produce anything. What do i do?
25 is really REALLY slow when you're in a car...
I bet you were speeding... pay the ticket and go to traffic school to get it expunged...
There are worse things in life than an occasional traffic ticket... Save your energy for those...
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What could left side pain that brings husband to his knees be? Has had for a year. Often has stomach pain also
You need to see a Dr. Abdominal pain is no joke... could be a kidney stone or gall bladder stone... could be worse...
I've had severe abdominal pain (curl up and die kind) twice - once was a kidney stone... the other was a huge polyp in my colon - it was becoming impacted by feces and would tear with each bowl movement.
Fortunately, the polyp was benign... I was lucky.
You...
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-3y + 12x = 18 solve for y =
Do your own homework!
(Oh, and y = 34.12... really...)
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Which do you like better Myspace or Facebook?
facebook...
Myspace is crazy... all the nutty wallpapers and visual noise... it tends to skew to younger audiences... also, I know many people who have had security issues on myspace (accounts getting hacked) - never heard of a facebook account getting hacked
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I'm 19 and all, and I was introduced to a super cute attractive girl, but I found out she was 15, well 16 soon. We hang out when we can, but is it okay to like her or even ask her out? I know she likes me a bit, and we kissed on
She's too young, but laws in most states.
I would keep Mr Happy otherwise occupied...
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Was that really a joke? (fat chance). Have you run out of cake?
No joke... I'm outta cake... I guess that means you get death...
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Once I was traveling the Philadelphia, and I saw two young men holding up signs saying they had lost all their money and needed to hitch hike to get back home (I forget where home was). Had you been there would you have given them a lift?
I have only given hitcher's a ride twice - I am extremely unlikely to do it again... nothing bad happened, but I've become too cautious...
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Do you use soap everytime after you've been to the bathroom or just water?
frequently.
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If Your Graduated From School, Can YOU Recite The Pledge Of Allegaince? Now, Can You Tell Me What Happened In The Latest McDonalds Commercail?
Yes on pledge, I have no idea about McD's - I don't watch TV very often...
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I WANT TO DIVIDE 5000 DOLLARS among 5 persons in a ratio 1/8 , 1/6 , 1/6 , 2/3 and 2/3.?
lets see, I think it's 34.56, 225.35, 3325.34, 235.34, and .45.
That is the answer, I'm sure of it.
(DO YOUR OWN FREEKIN' HOMEWORK!!)
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When divorcing... who would you want to leave the home? Would you not want the memory of your ex-spouse by remaining in the home?
I suspect I would leave... don't want to memories, hassle, etc.
Truth is, we'd probably still live there together, separate bedrooms, for the brief time it took to sell the place, then we'd both leave.
But if that "brief time" took to long, I'd have to leave - to heart-wrenching...
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Can you give me question to this answer? GREEN.
What color are Kermit's "naughty bits?"
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P Ahow come guys take a break up so easily?
Who says we take a break up easily?!
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WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way?
Of course it is offensive, but I strive to avoid allowing such things to upset me.
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If I baked a cake, would you eat a slice?
Yes, please... I hope it is red velvet cake with creme cheese frosting and you have a glass of milk for me too!
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I do not understand how the medical system works in the USA..what if you do not have coverage and get sick and need medical attention do they refuse you? What if you can not afford it?
the emergency room cannot refuse you. It may take for ever, but they must see you...
That is why so many emergency rooms are in trouble, and why so many hospitals are simply closing them.
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I would like to conceive a boy...possibly twin boys? any tips on what to eat or herbs or whatever? thanks!
Firmly instruct your Ova to only accept 'Y' chromosomes... that will probably work as well as any other folk-remedy
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What do you call your grandparents? For example, I call them Nanny and Poppy.
Gramma and Grampa... but when I was really little, I called my maternal Grandfather "Opa" and my brother called him "Pop-O"
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When you think of England what comes to your mind?
having "Pity-Sex"...
(c'mon folks... "Close your eyes and think of England...")
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Does the difference in salary make the difference in power in a relationship?
It certainly can... Money (or the lack of it) seriously influences relationships... to pretend it doesn't is courting disaster.
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Walking to my car this evening, I spied a perfectly good apple in my path. If you were in my situation, would you keep walking or give it a good kick?
Oh, I would definitely give it a good kick... that's what it's there for...
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Have you ever been approached by a cougar?
yeah... I told him to bug off, I was there that night with a leopard...
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Why does my dog cry and digg in my bed at night? She only cry's when i'm laying down and i asked my mom to come and lay down just to see if she would still whine and she stopped! Is she trying to tell me something?
does she want under the covers? My cat does this... and he just wants to burrow under and sleep by my feet...
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Hey! That was mean! Why'd you do it?
You asked for it... and I KNOW you liked it...
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Do you think it's an invasion of privacy if your school principal reads your text messages for no reason, while he has confiscated your cell phone?
maybe, but I bet not. If you were in violation of the rules by having or using the phone during school hours, it may be within his authority to examine the phone for illicit activity.
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Who is joes next victim
I don't know, but you can bet it'll be sloppy...
<groan!>
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What is the compliment of 13%?
"My that's a lovely hat you're wearing!"
(Do your own homework!)
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Are there categories that we are not allowed to visit? I'm over 18, by the way.
You are not allowed to visit the secret "Jeffers Club Category" without express permission from Jeffers...
And he doesn't grant it lightly...
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Do you like to text message?
I'm warming up to it... but I sorta feel like my parents did when they were trying to figure out how to use the timer on the VCR...
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How do you catch a cheater who guards there cellphone and erases calls?
Why bother.
If you're that convinced your partner is "cheating" and you expect monogamy, then pack up your emotional baggage and move on.
If you're simply paranoid and have no real reason to suspect infidelity, then you're doomed and will be in any relationship. In this case, you need to see a shrink to get yourself straightened out, before you attempt to have a...
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When's your next payday?
I'll get it end of day tomorrow, but it's not good until Friday.
Every 2 weeks...
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This is a cont question to my last one, ( how do i tell my boss im quitting) shes away on holidays and im quitting cos i have another job lined up, should i wait till she gets back to quit or get out of there asap?
I would give notice... 2 weeks is best... and leave. It doesn't matter if she's there for your "notice" - turn it in to Human Resources...
A simple letter - 2 or 3 sentences.
"Dear <name>,
This letter is to formally inform you of my resignation. Thank you for the opportunities here. I have had great opportunities for learning.
My last day in...
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I cheated on my Libran b'frnd of 3yrs (and told him) who made me feel so insecure as he was very self oriented, would walk around and say "gee Im hot".I thought hed cheat on me instead I did it to him. Im a cancer. My new guy is a Pisces. What have i done
You've made a big mess, that is what you've done...
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Do you think it would be possible to delete every website in the Internet?
In theory, yes - practically, no.
There is more and more redundancy and security every day.
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What have you ever seen in black and white that you would like to see colorized?
No.
B/W films were envisioned to be shades of grey- not color. Lighting, shades, textures, and tones were all carefully crafted to create and image and feeling by the filmmakers...
I believe it the height of arrogance to presume to know what they would have chosen if they'd been able to shoot in color.
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If it can be broke, does that mean it always can be fixed?
Hearts,
Trust,
Patience,
Love
Friendship,
Mental Stability
All can be irretreivably broken.
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I am going to Brazil... what are the traveling do's and dont's, so that I can have a fun trip and not get in trouble with the locals? Are there specific websites for this?
Don't go anywere alone at night...
If you go clubbing, don't leave your drink unattended, even for a moment. If it leaves your line of sight for even a moment, you may wake up in the favelas with your ATM empty, your person violated, and your future destined to slavery... I'm not exaggerating.
Be smart and aware,and you'll have a grand trip
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How did Ken get Barbie, when we all know G.I. Joe would kick his ass?
Well, ya know, Ken has so much in COMMON with Barbie... He's a snazzy dresser, thinks her DreamCar is, well, dreamy, he has excellent taste in shoes, did such a great job decorating the Dream Townhouse, gets along really well with Barbie's Mom...
He's just, well, "the perfect guy..."
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What are your rules to keeping a flat stomach?
I find that laying face-down on the hardwood floor does an EXCELLENT job of keeping my stomach flat....
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My wife found a condom in my 14 yr. old sons bedroom. She got mad and wanted me to punish him. I told her to put it back. be quiet, and be thankful he has the maturity to use them. She's mad at both of us now. Was I wrong?
I believe you made the correct call... at his age, most boys carry a condom in their wallet or have one in their locker as a badge of "maturity" - "Yup, I'm old enough to need one..." Most boys his age are not yet having intercourse... maybe playing around with heavy petting and oral sex...
I would suggest, as other have, finding a time for a conversation with...
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Would you prefer a diamond made in a laboratory or a mined diamond on an engagement ring? Why?
Mined. I don't consider laboratory gem's to be "real"...
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If you read the Harry Potter series, whose death horrified/hurt/depressed you the most? (if you haven't read 7 and plan to, spoilers may be contained in these answers)
For me, Cedric was just awful... it made me cry every time I read it and in the film... I think Fred's was a close 2nd.
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A guy asked me out via text. I suggested a time and I told him to decide what we'd do/where to meet. He took a day to reply to this message and then the day before he wanted to change the meeting time cause he had a party to go to. Was I right to say no?
I started to answer this, but I can't imagine agreeing to go on a date with someone via text... much less asking...
I guess text-messaging delineates my generation from the next...
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A little while ago my wife told me she loved me and gave me a big kiss. What does this mean?
Now you've done it... do you have a food-taster in your employ?
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If you work in a factory where money is made, can you shove some in your pocket or are you being watched?
Of course your being watched. I've toured the Bureau of Engraving in DC many times.... They have tons of security - it's pretty remarkable - and they tell you all about it... no secret.
You'd be a fool to try and steal that money - the job is way better than the volume you could steal...
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I closed my eyes and banged the keyboard to mess up my password. Is there a possibility that I could still log on to my account on that website?
sure.
at the login screen, you click the link that says something like "I forgot my password" and they'll send it to you...
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I am an officer with fully marked police car that I take home with me. I park the car on the street (public) in front of my home. Now my HOA is fining me for not parking it in my driveway or garage...even though they have no authority over
check your CC&R's. Legally, I don't think they have a case... they cannot fine you for utilizing the public street in front of your building.
Even if it's in the CC&R's.
Keep in mind, you may end up in court, and may need a lawyer to resolve this... which could be way more expensive than the fee... plus, if you "win" you and all he other owners...
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Which is better overall, Mac or PC?
Mac.
I still have one of the original series on a shelf behind me... it still works just like it did the day I bought it...
I currently have an iMac on my desk at home, as well as an ibook...
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If you have a chance to meet George W. Bush, what would you give him?
the brush-off.
I certainly wouldn't give him the time of day...
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Please can someone explain what is meant by the FTSE 100 being in a "bear market"?
prices are falling pretty consistently.
a bull market: Prices are charging upward consistently.
The best thing to do in a bear market (just like if you see a bear in real life) is to play dead. Don't trade - it is difficult, if not impossible, to make money during a bear market.
some people consider a bear market a clearance sale, and buy...
but don't sell. by the...
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How often do you watch Porn Movies?
well... I keep hoping for hairy palms... but try as I might, no luck yet...
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Sherbet or Sorbet?
sorbet... especially grapefruit sorbet
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I work for a company that I've been with for 2 years, they work me to the bone and don't pay me enough so I want to leave. But everytime I hand my notice in they promise me new things. Should I just leave once and for all? Or trust their promises?
Leave.
If the employer only gives you nice promises to stay... they don't give a shit about their employees...
it's called a bribe. If it is not cash, or it does not manifest immediately, you will probably never see it.
In today's working world in the US, the only entity that will assuredly take care of you is yourself....
Find another job and then quit this one.
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Would you consider switching to Lord Of The Rings Online if your friends were up for it?
no... Warcraft expansion is due soon... and unlike other games, Warcraft's expansions are unique:
a.) they are fun.
b.) they are original.
c.) they have very few bugs.
d.) all the quests will work.
e.) won't require a patch twice a week for 3 months... until the next expansion is rushed to market...
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The metal wrist clamps are rubbing raw the girl that I keep in a pit in my basement, is there another product that would be easier on her wrists?
line the shackles with fleece...
Although, if she's in a pit, you probably could dispense with the shackles...
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I have been with my boyfriend for 8 months. He just told me that he doesn't love me but he still likes me alot. What does this means? Is it a sign he wants to break up?
it's likely to mean that he doesn't want to be tied down in a relationship, but would like the sex-part to continue just fine...
I am not kidding.
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Girlfriend goes places for 2-4 hours at a time&does not tell me where or let me know where she is. She said she's too old to check in with me. How do I trust her and stop thinking she is not cheating. She protects her cell phone & it is locked.
I believe you have a problem, but you shouldn't be trying to have a relationship until you can manage your own trust issues. This is your problem, not hers.
You need to see a shrink, dude...
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How would you go about getting marijuana through airport security, i have to leave on a plane for missouri tonight and i do not want to be stuck there without any bud for three weeks, and if no answers, does anyone live in missouri :]?
I would not risk it... it's far to easy to just buy some once you get there... if you get caught by the airport facists, there will be huge trouble.
Not worth the risk.
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What kind of bathroom graffiti have you seen before and what did it say?
I used to see clever things - poetry, jokes, political commentary - and sex offers... now I only see tags... (how boring)
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I say green; you say ______?
Kermit.
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What item(s) do you think are most found when a amusement park closes?
under the rides? Money... mostly change.
Otherwise sunglasses, keys, bottles of sunscreen, pacifiers, baby toys, etc...
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I have an abcessed molar and the dentist wants me to have a root canal, or remove the tooth ..Should i ignore him as it only hurts about 3 times a year.
You should not ignore him.
An abcessed tooth means there's a bacterial infection... a bag of pus in your gum around the tooth. (gross, huh?)
Just because it doesn't chronically hurt doesn't mean the infection is gone. It will get worse and will hurt chronically... and could spread and damage other teeth, tissue, or your jaw.
If you really don't believe your...
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How to ask My Girlfriend for sex
depends on how long you've been together and how long you've been having sex... if it's long enough, you just ask "Hey, Girlfriend, sex tonight?"
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I saw my ex's parents yesterday when i was out. it was awkward as balls (i looked like garbage, and wasn't with anyone who looked esp interesting). how do i recover? (make him jealous/let him know i'm doing great?)
Why bother?
He's ancient history. Sever... disconnect... get on with your life... stop worrying about what HE thinks...
Why let him continue to control your life?
Next time, you should just wave at them and keep walking.
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What do you find the most irritating thing about shoppin in the mall?
Strollers. And the oblivious parental units...
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Are you at risk of freclosureor short sale?
No.
but, it seems you've had a massive keyboard failure... care to correct your spelling?
Foreclosure...
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Who do you think is the best looking athlete (pictures welcome)?
good lord.... just about any man playing tennis these days...
Roger Federer
Rafael Nadal
Andy Roddick
Lleyton Hewitt
Marat Safin
Tommy Haas
http://www.ishkur.com/sports/tennisstuds.php
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If Macintosh computers were cheaper and if they included Boot Camp + Windows would you buy an Apple Computer?
I do buy apples... we currently have 2 iMacs and three Mac laptops in our family...
btw - boot camp is free and comes with new macs. You have to buy your own copy of windows, but if you get it at fry's, you can usually get an OEM copy cheap with purchase of computer...
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Hi i have just coloured my hair about 10 mins ago and its turned out orange and i want to go back to brown will my hair fall out
Chances are you bleached your hair and either used a crappy product, or didn't wait long enough.
You can, probably, just deposit color with a store-bought brown, but it will probably look like crap. Human hair is not all one color.
I would bite the bullet and go to a salon- the stylist can either "fix" the orange so you get the color you wanted, or take you darker, but in...
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What is your favorite "Eddie Murphy" movie?
<duplicate - sorry>
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What is your favorite "Eddie Murphy" movie?
Well, he's not actually the "star" but either Bowfinger or Dreamgirls...
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Would you ever want to go to uranus?
Been there... frequently.
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Do you work for Dunder Mifflin?
no, but I have to fill out [the equivalent of] TPS report cover sheets...
I guess I work for INITECH...
<sigh>
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If my co worker hit me with a pineapple what should I do?
Fling the mashed potatoes at him/her... better if there's gravy involved...
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At what age did you know you where lesbian/gay or bi, and was it at the same age that you came out?
As long as I can remember - I remember being turned-on by the hairy chests on the men in the JCPenney's catalog when I was 5 or so...
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I need to make more money but have only a certain amount on time in the day plus I work full time but I need cash and not a small amount either... Some one please send some way for me to earn some cash quick and consistant and honest ...
I can think of many things, but none of them are legal... except one.... take everything you own of value to a pawnshop.
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Do you need anyone's help? or you just can do it on your own you think?
I'm fine, thank you... I'll call if I need anything...
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Which veins or arteries, if cut would cause a person to bleed to death quickly?
arteries, but either will do the job, if you hit a larg e one...
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At your current job, how many times could you come in late before being fired?
I'm salaried... I come in at whatever time is necessary in the morning... no one watches the clock to see if I'm 5 min's late...
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How often do you have two days in a row off from work?
Every week. I work M-F's with very few exceptions...
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Puppies or Elephants!
awww... puppies, of course...
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Ladies, what would you do if you found out that your best friend had an affair with your brother, who is married?
best advice: Stay out of it... it's not your business... do NOT get involved, no matter which party comes to you and asks for support.
Reply should be: "I don't know, it's none of my business and I'd rather keep it that way..."
You'll be a much happier person.
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What is in between YES and NO?
depends...
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HOW CAN YOU ANNOY SOMEONE IN AN ELEVATOR ? (BE CREATIVE PLEASE)
I'll state the classic, time-tested answer...
press the buttons for every floor and get out on 2.
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How do swans keep their feathears white?
Clorox. They tried Oxydol, but it isn't as good...
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What comes first to mind: "HP"?
Hewlett-Packard.
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Are any of you old school enough to have done your first typing on a MECHANICAL typewriter? I'm talking *THUNK THUNK* not just "word processor" old, but real levers and gears.
Of course. I learned to type on a Royal typewriter, Pica style. We only had 4 IBM Selectrics in the class - everyone wanted to play with them, but when it came time to type a 5-page paper, no one used them cause they were Elite style...
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What is the fastest you have ever driven in any car? My max speed was 325km an hour. (203MPH)
probably my old 1972 Datsun 280z (v-8)... 130mph- and it had plenty of room for more, but I found that *I* didn't.
I've become much more comfy with speed as I've gotten older... I routinely drive my lil Miata between 85-90 on the freeway - often push to 100... not a prob.
Oddly, even though I'm okay with driving a tiny car at unsafe speeds, I'm no longer okay...
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What's this small rectangular orange flavored sugary pill I found? It has P.E.Z. written on it and it came out of this little dispenser with a Fred Finstone head?
it will cause hallucinations and pleasure throughout your body... you will become exceedingly confident and able to pick up anyone to be your willing sexual partner...
but, don't touch the dog, as canine contact will ensure that you become pregnant (even if you're male) and your partner will call their old sex partner and flirt outrageously. Don't worry,
remind yourself...
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My husband want to involve me in wife swapping with his close friend. What to do? I am puzzled. Please guide?
um... close your eyes and think of England?
Well, seriously, this is a really good thing - he trusts you enough to talk about his fantasies with you - he must also think there's at least a chance you'll do it, or he wouldn't ask.
Having said that, what do YOU think of the idea? Does it turn you on? does it make you queasy? Neutral?
Do you have fanatsies you've...
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If I give you 6 pts, what gift will you give me?
five points... and that satisfaction that you've paid-it-forward...
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When setting a table that is not formal and just using a knife, fork and spoon, what side of the plate do the utensils go on?
Standard US table setting - knife and spoon on the right, fork on the left.
Often, it's accepted to group all the silverware together if you're wrapping or tucking into a napkin.
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Is it acceptable to you if a woman who gets raped and becomes pregnant gets an abortion? Why or why not?
Of course it is acceptable - who are you or I to judge?
This is a personal moral issue, regardless how some political groups choose to paint it... it is simply no one else's business.
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Would my intrusion into any of your comment threads cause confusion?
No, I'll ignore you if there's a problem...
Unless you're trying to pick a fight, then I may or may not rise to the occasion, depending on my mood.
It is, after all, all about me... LOL!
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Walk five paces to the left, where are you?
Smashed through my desk, the wall, and am standing on or very near my piano.
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On The Price Is Right, why do people bid $1? All of the products on the show are higher than that, so why bid so low?
They think everyone else has overbid, so they want the lowest possible bid, to guarantee they do not overbid
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Princess"?
"I'm a Queen, so I outrank you..."
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Can an employer expect a 16 year old to work from 4am?
seems unreasonable to me... and in many states those works hour might be illegal... The exception might be summer employment in the agricultural industy... (Detassling corn, etc.)
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Is it possible for a man to be raped?
Of course.
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If you just became a billionaire, what is the first thing you would do? (your answer doesn't have to include spending money.)
quit my job, with great fanfare...
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My son stuck a dvd in my car's dvd player when it already had a dvd in it, now there are 2 dvd's stuck in the player and I don't know how to get it out...
You'll need a very thin needlenose or tweezers... and try to pluck it out... else you can take a longish paperclip, bend he very tip (like 2 mm) to 90 degree angle and try to snag one CAREFULLY by the middle hole and drag it out.
If you get any resistance, don't pull or you may damage the machine...
You may lose one or both cd's to scratches...
good luck.
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Can Catholics marry non-Catholics within the Church?
Of course a non-catholic can marry a catholic in the church... The couple must promise to raise their children Catholic. The non-catholic doesn't partake in the sacraments, but their marriage is valid, in the eyes of the church...
The couple needs to talk to their priest... and he's "stuffy" talk to one who is a bit more liberal.
They will be fine.
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Have you ever been to Graceland? If not, would you ever want to go?
I have not been to Graceland - I was never driven to the whole "Elvis Pilgrimage" thing... although many in my family have...
I suppose, if I were in Memphis for some reason, I would visit if my schedule allowed... but I wouldn't make a special trip.
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Where were you January 28, 1986 at 11:39 am EST, the day of the space shuttle challenger disaster?
I in college - just returned from class and all the guys on my floor were missing - weird missing - so I went down to lounge and found everyone crammed in there, silent, as they watched the TV -
As I walked in, they were replaying the explosion - it had apparently happened about 10-15 min's before I got there.
We sat there for a couple hours, until the very last minute before the...
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I have alot of fear regarding the dentist and i was wondering if there was any dentists out there who could help me sort it out and stop me having such a strong fear
I have HUGE dental phobia as well. It's from a dentist was awful and rough and hurt me pretty severly.
I asked lots of friends and collegues for recommendations and finally went to see a dentist for a consult.
I was very frank with my phobia and explained that if things were not handled EXTREMELY gently, I'd simply get up from the chair and leave - no matter WHAT was going on...
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How can i lose about 20 lbs in 2 months? I am a girl, 5'7'' and 150 lbs right now.
If you're really careful, you might lose up to 16 pounds on weight watchers....
but I don't know if 150 at your height is "overweight."
Fast weight loss is never healthy and rarely permanent.
Be careful with crash diets...
(also, guys lose weight much easier than girls, so be wary of advice from guys who say they can lose it no prob. They can.)
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What do you like to put in your cereal?
Milk.
Occasionally yogurt... esp likely if I'm eating granola or GrapeNuts...
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Do you know any good country songs?
sure...
But "real country" - Tammy Wynette, Loretta Lynn, Dolly, Willie, Waylon, Hank Williams, Roy and Buck, Grampa Jones, and anyone ever on "Hee Haw!"
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If i said, to point somone out, "the girl to the left of the black girl", is that considered racist?
It probably wasn't meant to be, but I can see how it might be difficult...
I will often use skin color in describing someone - but I try to use it across the board "he was really white, like me, not pink..." " Or, isn't that olive-skinned guy hot?" etc...
so, in most circles I run in, folks see "black" as an adjective, not a perjorative.... but if...
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If your Significant other had an Interest in becoming an Exotic Dancer.. How Would You React?
you mean before or after I hurt myself while trying not to laugh out loud...
("Go for it, Honey! xo")
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How do I get my parents to let me use the car just this ONE TIME to go on a date with a girl I like? (F.Y.I. I got grounded from using the car and I don't have my own YET)
You don't - you suffer through your punishment and don't do it again...
In the meantime, as her to drive or double date...
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Why do people love firefighters but hate cops?
Firefighters are viewed as heroes - they risk their lives to save people (people don't view them as enforcers of fire codes.)
Police are viewed as enforcers who are always arresting people and giving tickets... people rarely view them as protectors of the innocent/victimized...
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What would a perfect stranger have to do to get you to kiss them?
be handsome and interesting and talke with me and cajole me... and maybe, simply, ask me...
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Are you or someone you personally know gay?
well, my husband of 17 years is gay, I think....
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Lots of people say prince harry belongs to james hewitt its a sticky question he looks like him even behaves like him what do you think?
They had never met until after Harry was born.
Diana slept around, it's true, but we wasn't entirely stupid.
She knew the children she bore to Charles were direct in line for the throne and must be, above all, without taint.
As much as she was self centered, she loved her children very very much. She would never allowed a pregnancy that was illegitimate. It would destroy...
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Have you ever made lasagna? Do you use ricotta, cottage cheese, or a mixture of both?
Ricotta -
If you use cottage cheese, it becomes some crazy-Betty-Crocker-Midwestern-shudder-hot-dish. A food category I mostly avoid having left the midwest many years ago...
(for the record, any oven-prepared meal involving Cream of Mushroom soup, saltines, and/or tater-tots is likely to fall in this category as well. Chances are that casserole is best left in the 50's - from...
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Why is US broadcast television switching to digital next year?
bandwidth, baby...
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What is the biggest turn off for you?
scat, blood, urine.
jointly the worst.
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What is the best way to patch/repair yellow and bare spots on my lawn caused by the dogs peeing?
if the watering doesn't work (or its really bare and you're impatient) you can get a lawn patch that has a fiberous filler... you sorta "stuff" the bare spot with the fiber, and water constantly ... voila - new grass.
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What exactly makes us find acne unattractive?
like others, I'd say the oozing infectious sores... in general, we are hard-wired to avoid things that appear to be contagious... even though acne is normal, it meets the appearance of a contagious sore.
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Would you appear nude in an adult magazine for a payment that equals ten times your current annual salary?
yes.
I wouldn't suppose that my "figure" would be in high demand, but I suppose there's a porn magazine for every fetish out there... LOL!
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I really want to disown my parents.I mean who else agrees with me that it isnt fare that you cant do anything and your parents have complete control over you untill you 18. im still a minor and i basicly dont have free will.Any anwers about disowning them
You are a child.
You haven't a clue what the world is "really like" - you need to grow up and take full advantage of every opportunity you can to get an education.
When you're viable and able to support yourself, there will be plenty of time for you to "have free will."
But, for now you are a child. Your question, whining, lack of spelling and grammar...
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If I took a left out of your driveway and went straight, where would I be?
At the corner where there is a great asian restaurant and a Baskin-Robbins...
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Why don't you give a damn?
cause I'm exhausted and my give-a-damn is busted...
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Do you prefer to take baths or showers?
A shower for cleaning and a bath for soaking/relaxing.
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Should homosexual couples be allowed to marry?
Yes.
At my 20th high school reunion - I had one of the longest relationships of the 125 or so folks who attended... many of them were on their second or third marriage... and this was a group from a Catholic high school...
So much for the gays ruining the institution of marriage...
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Do you like eighties music?
Of course... I went to high school and college in the 80's...
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Can you pec flex/bounce?
heh heh heh - well, they jiggle a bit when I go down the stairs... does that count?
LOL!
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Will there ever be a King of England any time soon? And who do you think it will be?
It is highly unlikely that there will ever be a "King of England" again... but there will be a male sovereign of the United Kingdom when HM The Queen dies.
HM The Queen's title is: Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
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I saw a show on British royalty and apparently Prince Charles pays somebody to run his bath for him. Don`t British people find this annoying that their tax money is paying someone to do this?
Charles doesn't take any money from the civil list- (which is derived from the Crown Estates - property owned by the Sovereign... but that's another question) His income is from the Duchy of Cornwall. it is considered private income, not derived from the government or the taxpayer, but hereditary estates owned by the Duke of Cornwall for many generations.
If he wants to spend his...
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Do you still use the phonebook?
I use the yellow pages from time-to-time (mostly to find a taxi service number...) but I very nearly NEVER use the white pages. I can't recall the last time I looked up someone's number in the white pages.
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Men: if there were two girls: one was short (5'5) and tall (5'11)...both of equal beauty, smarts, and talent, who would you chose?
the guy making the introductions...
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Have you ever been sexually solicited on AB?
no, dammit...
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If someone received a text message and replied to it during the burial, what would you think?
depends on the message - could be a parents babysitter with an emergency... a living kid is more important than a dead person, in most cases...
Rather they text a response, than answer a ringing phone... that *can* be discreet.
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Eventhough we live in an age where computers are EVERYWHERE, would you find it strange if you saw 1 typewriter in an office, but MOSTLY computers?
we have one laying around in accounting for the occasional typed form...
not every thing works from a computer most efficiently...
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My sister's son died in February, 2007. He was only 20 days old and never left the hospital. His birthday, January 30, is coming up and I do not know how to spend that day. Can I please get some ideas on how to spend the birthday of my deceased nephew?
Send some beautiful flowers with a note: Thinking of you!
and leave it at that.
After that first year, do nothing, unless your sister brings it up.
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I recived an email where a person in south afirca wants me to help steal 9 mill. dollars. who do i send this email to????? i feel this is wrong and needs to be addresed. thank you bob
The government used to track them, but now that they are internet spam, it volume is far too high...
just ignore it...
Or, make up a persona and play with them... but most of them are wise to that game now...
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Does Answerbag have alot of old people (the users themselves) in age, because I keep getting that feeling?
I'm over 40... so I guess that makes me "older than God's dog..."
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Are you childfree? (As in "don't have kids, and don't want them in the future") Why or why not?
I'm childfree. There was a window of time where there was a possibility, but that window has long closed and been walled up... I have no plans nor desire to change that.
I'm too old to start a family and have become to selfish.
I couldn't imagine it now... my child would be graduating high school after I retire! gah!
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Is it April Foul or not: I'm Napoleon?
foul. not one question about sasquatch or kayaking in your recent history.
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How do screenwriters come up with sick and twisted movies like the Saw series?
Only the first was twisted. The rest are formulaic.
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What will you do if your parents were having naked baths together?
close the bathroom door...
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Since you became a member, have you become less or more addicted to Answerbag?
for 3 months, VERY addicted... now, less than most other things I do on the web. only visit every week or two...
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Can smell turn you on?
You bet...
sense of smell is one of our most potent and most disregarded senses. With regard to smell, we often utilize it at nearly an instinctual level.
Sense memory for smell is the most specific of all sense memories. You never forget how things smell.
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What should one call a male ladybird?
Mr. Ladybird....
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Why do guys want to get physical befor the relationship?
Guys easily separate sex and love. it's harder for women.
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My other half hasn't realized that he's my other half yet, but I know for sure that he is in my heart. What do I do?
um... if he doesn't know, it's called a crush... if he's not interested, it's called stalking - expect a restraining order...
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My Girlfriend is Cheating on me. She does not think I know, but I do. I have fallen out of love with her. I feel nothing for her. She lives with me. She doesn't have enough money to move out. I can't handle it, I am dying inside. What should I do? THANKS
if you truly don't love her... get out of there. Period.
If she's truly treating you with disrespect, you owe her nothing. either get her out or move.
You might try talking with her... are you CERTAIN she's screwing around and not interested in you? Maybe she's using sex as a weapon to get revenge because she feels neglected (if you don't love her, her...
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I tried my best and did everything my boyfriend asked me to do i even left my career for him, he abused me verbally yet he just left me saying that i was cheating on him i feel very very low what do i do
pack up your emotional baggage, grab your bootstraps, and regain control of your life. once you've managed that, start looking for love again, and the first time someone expects you to abandon part of you life, get the first greyhound bus outta that relationship...
Love is about compromise, not submission.
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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)?
um... it's my name... mostly...
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What do you think my profile picture is?
Sigmund the Seamonster with a flat-top/fade?
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What's that sound in your head when you close your eyes really tight?
timpani drums...
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If you caught the golden fish, what would you ask it for?
100 million bucks... tax free.
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Who drink vodka?is it better than a dark liquor
I enjoy vodkas... but like any type of booze, it's an acquired taste...
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The I think the Easter Bunny touched me while I was sleeping, what should I do?
someone just trolled through and negative-bashed everyone - I restored where I could...
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My girlfriend's name is shayla and she wants me to come up with a good nickname for her but i cant think of one.... any suggestions?
Poopsie?
Snuggle-bunny?
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If every human was given a Warning Label to their names, what would yours read?
Warning: Contents under pressure and may be volatile if agitated..
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Have you ever been so relieved when the mother of the kids your babysitting finally shows up?
sure... especially when I was babysitting my infant niece.... scary!
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What do you think johnny depp deserved an oscar nomination for Sweeny Todd?
yes.
He's a brilliant actor... and did a great job with this role... he really studied and understood Benjamin Barker. The character was very complete.
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Guys, have you ever been seriously attracted to an older woman, who is more than 5 or 10 years your senior?
I'm gay, so my answer is a bit different, but when I was younger - 22/21 I had a short romance with a guy who was early 40's -
he was very attractive, looked younger than his age, and we had a great time... but there was also something very "off" about it... mostly, I think, because of age taboos...
I later fell into a relationship with a person 10 years my senior,...
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What is the Kinkiest thing that you have actually done?
um... threeway probably... drunked outdoor sex, relatively public....
something relatively tame, I guess.
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Who thinks monkeys would make a great pet?
As I understand it, they're cute, sweet, cuddley, adorable... but their bathroom habits are very uncontrollable... and that sorta tips the scales to "monkey make rousy housepet..."
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What goes best with bacon?
Who else... FUN!
http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=130067
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Ever find a briuse on your body and wonder, What you did?
all the time.
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Are you mild mannered or a loose cannon?
I'm usually relatively mild mannered, but lately I've been frustrated to an extreme, which has made me something of a loose cannon.
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What do you stand up for?
Life, Liberty, Freedom, and a senior citizen on public transit...
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Is it right to prohibit work place relationships? Think about it, you spend 1/3 to 4/9 of your life at work. 1/3 is spent sleeping. 1/6 is spent on daily routine things(like cooking and eating), 1/24 walking the dog, 1/18 getting ready to go out,?
here's what I've learned... from first hand experience and watching my collegues and staff....
as my dad might say, "Don't shit where you eat"
It is EXTREMELY rare that workplace relationships work out well. Very few couples can pull it off.
Work is a place for work... not personal life.
It is easy to think you can combine them, but very difficult in the...
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I'm 14 and I want to work at mcdonalds as a part time job. cause it's the only place that will take 14 year olds. do you work there? tell me all about it!
I worked as a similar fast food joint when I was young... "Hardee's" in the midwest...
I can describe it as follows:
"Hell-in-a-polyester-uniform"
Nonetheless, I didn't know better and enjoyed it at the time.
There is one good thing you'll learn at a major fast food franchise. The value of extremely complete, clear written processes. How to...
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I just got a new ipod - What should I name it? It's a red one and I want a girl name. :]
apparently "Apple" is an appropriate name for a girl...
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Have you ever shown anyone naughty pics of yourself?
maybe... not sure, but its possible that there are a few polaroids out there... LOL!
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A young boy died recently from asking his friends to bury him in a large sandbox. Have you talked with your child(ren) about this issue?
I don't have children.
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Is it possible for a boy who hasn't hit puberty (3 year old) to have an erection?
yes.
little boys have erections from the first time they feel some friction down there... and learn to masturbate not much later.
it feels good down there... even when you're three...
(maybe even more so, because it's so damned mysterious and yours... like you're the only person to ever discover such a thing...)
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Are your ears pierced? and what other piercings do you have?
three ear holes, nothing else. I'm old school and that was radical in my day.
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What is the name of your favourite place to eat and what is your favourite dish there?
One of my favorites is Charleston in Baltimore. I'm particularly fond of their cheese course paired with a nice madeira or port...
I also really love "Catal" at Downtown Disney in Anaheim (it's a Patina Group retaurant) my favorite thing there is the compressed salad.
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How many seconds can you stay alive ? (please see my post.) Click and hold the red square!
10.415 before I became bored with it! LOL!
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If you have a flat tire on your car, can you change it yourself?
I am completely capable, but I usually call AAA motorclub anyway...
that's a reason I pay for it...
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Besides Answerbag, what websites do you check every day?
among others,
The Daily Coyote: http://dailycoyote.blogspot.com/
It is so wonderful - A nice dose of peace every day.
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If the world is a global village, who is the village idiot?
oh, we got way-more than one....
Having said that, I'm pretty sure a village in Texas is missing their idiot...
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What do you wear to bed?
...a smile??
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How many books do you currently have within arms' reach?
Good Lord - hundreds... my office doubles as my Library. Behind my chair I have four 8 foot book cases overloaded with books... all within reach.
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What is a "rigamarole"? Have you ever gone through one?
I've had to deal with rigmaroles pretty regularly at work... they're NEVER pleasant... but eventually managable, no matter how exhausting.
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I Am a 23 year old male, living in a small town(wa. state) and my girlfriend is 16. her mom really likes me but is in a tough spot with her husband(gf's dad) who thinks there is too large of an age difference. i encourage honesty and am not elusive.ideas?
put things on ice for two years... if you really love her, you'll wait until she's age appropriate.
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What different things will computers do in 10 years?
They may run very differently...
One theory is they'll use light instead of electricity as the indicator of the binary 1's and 0's...
Another is they may switch to "Ternary" based processing, using positive charge, negative charge, and absence or charge as the base for logical decisions.
Either of these leaps in technology would result in substantially faster...
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My daughter is 9 yrs old. She has already started puberty. Her legs and under arms are hairy. Should I shave them ? my friends say no, but she gets teased. If not what age is appropriate?
If she's getting teased, then she is aware of the hair and probably bothered by it.
I would suggest waxing or a depilatory, like Nair for sensitive skin or something. Avoid the razor, it is hell when it grows back in, and depil/waxing lasts longer.
Addressing this will remove one thing that makes her life a living hell (yes, it's a matter of perspective - hairy arms may seem...
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Have you read John Grisham's "The Client," if so did you enjoy it?
yeah... and yeah...
Grisham is one of my favorite "trashy writers"- always a good read. I own everything he's written and reread them frequently.
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How was waking up this morning: draggy, ready-set-go, or ho hum?
"Omigod! Is it morning already? really? do I feel sick? enough to stay home from work? please? no? can't I just snooze one more time? please... <GROOOAAANNN!!>"
but, then, that's not too much different from any other morning...
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How many people on AB have a myspace account and what do you think of it?
yeah, but I rarely visit it... it's kinda nasty over there. I much prefer facebook.
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Are you expert in your profession?
yes, in a part of my job... There are very few people in the US who do what I do.
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Shouldnt anyone be free to choose their sexual partners as long as those involved agree to be involved on that level of intimacy?
as long as they're both legal, consenting adults... absolutely.
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If you could only wear one piece of clothing for the rest of your life what would it be?
either a pair of Levi's or a good sturdy kilt...
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What's the most money you've ever won in the lottery?
$93 on California's version of Keno...
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If you stand at a ''Dead End'' and turn 180 degrees, what are you ''facing''?
The way out...
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Do you use your original user name you signed up with?
yup.
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I saw Bette Midler last night at Caesars... She was fantastic. Anyone jealous?
<oops did it again...>
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Today I went hiking in the exact spot the first Planet of the Apes was filmed. It's only 10 miles from my house, are you jealous? ;)
sweet - that area is nice... I've been to a number of the Nat'l parks in N. Arizona... Lovely...
btw - when I go to the beach, I always go to the Planet of the Apes beach...
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Are you picky about the man you pick?
pretty picky, the criterion depends on what I'm picking him for...
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Today I went hiking in the exact spot the first Planet of the Apes was filmed. It's only 10 miles from my house, are you jealous? ;)
which spot - there were lots... Arizona? Malibu Creek State Park? The "secret cove" south of Point Dume beach?
I'm no more than 15 mi. from the last two...
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If you ran for president,would you vote for yourself?
absolutely.
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"life is like..."
today, life was like a kick in the mouth... <sigh>
Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
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Have you ever had a Pixie Stix? Do you think it is a gateway candy to harder candy like those wax bottles of sugar water? Or even worse, Kit Kats?
Hey... I don't like the tone of your question... I'm a responsible adult and, like many of my peers, enjoy a pixie-stix or two every now and then...
They're definitely not for children and adults who allow children access should be punished... it's not Pixie-Stix that lead to addicted kids... it's permissive parents!
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Have you ever had a movie filmed in your city?
I live in Burbank... Home of Warner Bros Studio, Disney Studios, NBC Studios and numerous other small fry stuff....
Next door neighbor is Universal Studios in Universal City... and next door to that is CBS studios in Studio City....
Lots of movies filmed here.
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What really happened to our lovely princess diana?
She died in a tragic accident involving a drunk driver, a wall, and no seatbelt.
It's sad.
Because she was so well-loved, folks cannot accept the simple truth and continue to attempt to manufacture conspiracy. People are not comfortable with the randomness and attempt to create a justification they can live with, a place to vent their rage and confusion.
Nonetheless, she is,...
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Do you have a one night stand that you still don't regret?
sure... I don't regret any of them... they were great fun!
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Does anyone do it better then Sara Lee?
There's a lady living somewhere,
Where it is I do not know.
But I long to write and tell her
That I love her so...
I believe I might do mayhem.
Yes, I might destroy myself
If I every found her missing
from my grocer's shelf...
Sara Lee, Sara Lee
Your brioche just fractures me.
Give me a taste of
Your cherry danish.
I love my mother but you can't compare 'er...
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What would you want to hear a story about? Like what would you want to get home and watch a series on?
no. I would prefer to go to bed and sleep, but sleep eludes me at the moment.
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Do you know anyone who has had an unsucessful/successful gastric bariatric bypass sugery? (shrinking of the stomach)
one had the lap-band... the other the staples... both lost a lot of weight initially, but then put it back on... if you are really intent to eat, you will gain the weight back.
Surgery isn't enough.
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How many hard drives do you have in your computer?
one inside, two outside... only about half a TB total...
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What was the cause of death of Nicole Kidman's character in Moulin Rouge?
unknown, but most likely tuberculosis
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Hurry! I wanna see how many people are on AB tonite. Answer whatever floats your boat so I can get a general idea of how many addicts are on (and active) on a Sunday night. :)
Whatever floats your boat
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Someone from CT owed me 300.00 and wrote me a check, I just notice they wrote Loan in the memo part of the check.... I am from OH, I am not sure if I should cash it or not, they made it look like its a loan for me, what should I do
cash it. it means "Loan payment" - it's a memo field... there's nothing binding about memo field.
If someone writes something on the check like: Cashing this check constitues... <blah blah> then you do not want to sign it...
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What foods are kidney friendly?
Lots of water... very good for the kidneys- keeps em' flushed out... don't "hold it" and let the urine concentrate - "Drink Right, Pee White..."
LOL!
Sounds silly, but true.
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If a man of 25 years is dating a girl of 16 who is already a biological mother of 2 kids, will the sexual intimacy be considered as rape?
in some states it would be statutory rape... but more importantly, it would be an indicator of seriously impaired judgment on the part of the man... he should seek treatment immediately...
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Imagine someone broke into your house last night and turned your toilet upside down, so that the bowl is facing the floor. What would you do?
Pee in the sink and go back to bed... <yawn>
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Does anyone remember the 70's series, The Six Million Dollar Man and at the time watched it almost religiously?
watched The Six Million Dollar Man and The Bionic Woman religiously.
The scariest episodes were when he fought the robots... and their faceplates flew off! It was like Westworld all over again!!
Man, there was "great" TV in those days!
LOL!
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My ex wants to get back with me after alomst 18 yrs of no contact & no child support or assistance. he has 4 other children by 3 differennt women. he says he was young & now sees the mistakes he made. I have never been with anyone else.
Your response should be:
I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number....
<click>
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Where did you go for your honeymoon?
oops....
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Difference between a lease and mortgage
in laymen's terms:
a mortgage is a loan generally secured by a piece of real property (real estate).
a lease is a rental agreement/contract.
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If i tell a girl how i felt and all she says is ((...(my name), i have a boyfriend...)) and she does have a boyfriend, is she into me and she's just not tellin me?
no... she's telling you she has a boyfriend and is not available.
Don't read more into anything a woman tells you (or anyone tells you) and you'll have more chance for relationship success...
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If I know somebody has lied to thier bishop in order to obtain a temple recommend, should I just keep my mouth shut?
Yes.
As my priest would have said "Mind your own doorstep first - it needs plenty of attention..."
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Would you kindly direct me to hell?
um, I believe one only need seek a road paved with good intentions...
but, don't look at me, I'm flying first-class on the concorde... but be sure to visit my penthouse suite when you arrive - I'll have drinks ready...
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My girl friend is hiv positive . do i get hiv by having protected sex with her
You could certainly contract HIV from having sex with anyone who is HIV positive. Be very careful about using protection and see a sex-ed counselor to learn about safe-sex and the risks.
If you don't know who to talk to, call the Aids Project Los Angeles hotline for help - it's free and anonymous.
http://www.hivla.org/contactus/index.html
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What is the name of the period of time between the rule of one monarch and the next?
with regard to succession, it is immediate. In the (not foreseeable) circumstance of no successor, it would require an act of Parliament to declare a new King - and who knows WHAT that period of time would be called...
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If you HAD to be seduced by one of the two cute UK princes, would you prefer it to be William or Harry?
William. Hands down.
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Sushi or bait? Where are you from please?
Bait.
Los Angeles.
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Do you stay up and watch the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Muscular Dystrophy Telethon?
it's no fun now that Jerry and his pals don't stay up and get plastered all night... but, then, I don't do that any more either...
I go to bed around the time that Jerry does... LOL!
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Will you marry me? did any one say that to you? and what you answer him?
Only one man ever asked me... 17 years ago... and I said yes... and here we are...
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How can i add 3 & 5 and get 8 as answer without using any arithmatic operator ? use c, c++, or java for the answers. I want complete program.
DYOHW!
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Im still in the need of serious help with my ammonia levels. my tank has been cycling for over 6 weeks now and the ammonia test is still maxed out green! it seems that the goldfish have a high tolerance for ammonia! they seem super fine, not sick, & dying
sounds like your bio-bed isn't active... that you're tank is still full of dead water.
You can get good products with the appropriate enzymes at the aquarium store...
What kind of filtration system are you using?
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Write down a C program that will display information about your processor type, This code will also display any if any Coprocessor is present on the board.
DYOHW.
jay-sus!
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Im 15 and i still haven't gotten my first kiss. But i think i will be soon cause i just got a bf. How do i do it? does it come naturally?? Should i wear candy flavoured lip gloss?? will that make it yummy?
I would say "No" to the lip-gloss. If it's done right, it will be very yummy without the artificial flavoring
just make sure you both have clean mouths and teeth...
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Do you use a checkbook anymore? How often do you balance it? If you don't have one, how often do you go through your finances?
No, I don't use a checkbook - I only need one paper check every other week - so I just write out a bunch about once a quarter.
I don't bother balancing my checkbook - haven't done it since early 90's... I was never good at doing it regularly anyway.
I review money about every other month...
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I have a plastic bottle in my bedroom so I can pee in, cuz it's convenient and if I wake up in the middle of the night I need to walk all the way to the toilet and I can't fall asleep afterwards. My roommate found out and was disgusted, is it a bad habit?
it's kinda gross... just get up and pee -
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In high school, were you allowed to leave campus to eat lunch?
No, we were a closed campus. The only "cool" thing at our school: seniors were allowed to leave at the end of period 6 if they didn't have a per. 7 class.
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Is there a bit of matter destroyed during a nuclear explosion?
in a way, yes.
It is transferred into Energy... it doesn't cease to be in a vacuum. Law of conservation states the amount of energy and matter in the universe is constant... but matter can become energy, and energy can become matter...
Einstein talks about it in the Theory of Relativity... see: http://nobelprize.org/educational_games/physics/energy/intro.html
for more info.
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May we please have an Answerbag Theme Song submission contest?
Nat King Cole recorded "Answer Me, My Love" -
It would be good for the relationship questions...
Answer me, oh, my love
Just what sin have I been guilty of?
Tell me how I came to lose your love
Please answer me, sweetheart
You were mine yesterday
I believed that love was here to stay
Won't you tell me where I've gone astray?
Please answer me, my love
If...
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How do I grow a garden/plants in sandy soil?
Some sandiness is good, it enhances drainage and helps prevent root-rot. Enrich the soil with a good amendment. - your local nursery can help you.
Plan on watering a bit more than you might think until the plants are established.
Good luck!
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When my BF does something wrong I let him know,but he makes it sound like I'm making a big deal out of nothing,so I end up looking dumb,and saying I'm sorry knowing I didn't nothing wrong,why does he do this?
He's doing it because you let him.
You need to a bit more formidible... or you train him to walk all over women for the rest of his life.
In relationships we do things that annoy one another all the time. A strong relationship can weather confrontation and work through and apology and a REMEDY...
Sounds like you can't even get him to acknowledge his responsibility for...
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Should expensive gifts be returned after a break-up?
Only if they were symbolic of the relationship or of the commitment...
an woman's engagement ring, for example, should be returned if the couple amicably splits, or if the woman breaks it off. If the man breaks it off, she keeps it (and, presumably, sells it!)
a fraternity pin, class ring, friendship ring, etc, should be returned.
an iPod given for holidays, thats your, baby!
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Are gays abnormal?
No more or less than straights.
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Is Sutton a real name?
Sutton is a real name.
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Have you ever encountered an answer with negative points and wondered - "why the hell was this downrated"? What did you do? Did you uprate it? Did you leave a comment?
sometimes I whine about in - usually I just let it go.
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On what day do Catholics remember and pray especially for those who have died?
Catholics remember the dead in every Mass, every day, during the Eucharistic Prayer.
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If I open a new account with a 5,000 dollar check....can i ask for about 1,500 in cash.
Unless you have money on deposit in a different account, probably not...
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Why do so many Catholics think that Non-Believers are going to Their hell?
You statement is inaccurate. This statement is simply not in the Theology of the Catholic Church. Full Stop.
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I'm a single lesbian f, Ive fancied my assistant manageress for yrs now when we see each other we seen to be flirting with each other scared of letting her know my feelings. I'm a security controler we have to comunicate by radio, phone by face to face
A friend of mine once told me: "don't shit where you eat"... meaning don't date people you work with.
I chose to ignore that advice once, when I was young. It was a disaster.
Never again.
My advice - drop the infatuation. look elsewhere.... or look for a new job.
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Do you think a meaningful relationship can start in a sleazy bar?
mine did.
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Who would be the AB person you would like to nominate as President, of the United States? And, why. Intended as fun!!!! It can only be a member of AB.
if it is intended to be Fun, why not simply nominate her and skip the question?
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Has the speaker of the house ever become interim president of the USA?
This sure smells like homework...
but I'll give you hint, it may have happened in living memory of many of the users of AB.
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Do you still like to splash in puddles?
especially if I'm standing next to someone sure to make a fuss...
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What is your favorite cookie?
molassas.
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Michael Jackson will apparently be releasing a new album soon......will you buy it?
no way. I can't abide with the idea of supporting him. I freely admit my bias is circumstantial and probably unfair.
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How do you feel when you hear that marriages aren't lasting as long as they used to? Today's marriages are lasting about 2 to 6 years.
I have no comment. Mine is rapidly approaching 17 years...
Oh, wait... we're gay... that must be why gay marriage is so threatening... we're better at it? LOL!
I was one of the longest marriages at my high school reunion...
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When "Like a Virgin" by Madonna was released in November 1984 were you one?
I suppose not...
I had had sex with one gender, but not the other... that was remedied by 1986, however...
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Have you ever floated down a river on an inner tube?
I've tubed on the St. Croix in Minnesota... also some little river in Lacrosse, WI... great, lazy fun.
Be sure to get an extra tube for the cooler!
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My g/f is 4'11" and I'm 6'1" and obviously our lips are different sizes how am I supposed to kiss her?
Sometimes with passion, sometimes tenderness, sometimes simple affection...
depends on the situation, honestly.
But, you must kiss her often... 3 times more than you think necessary...
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What do you do when you run into someone you know.....but you've forgotten their name?
I can't remember names for crap... so often I tell people "Tell me your name again - I can't remember names for crap..." they laugh, and tell me, and I always offer my name...
and most folks laugh and tell me.
On occasion, if we clearly recognize each other, I'll rush over and say "Quick, tell me your name... I'm Jeffers" and they always do......
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Do you know who the lived in the house of Blackheads?
My nose... or so it would seem! <sigh...>
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The girl im seeing started to hang out with a group of lesbians. Although she was very straight, she found friendship with them and also started experimenting with drugs. She started sleeping with 1 and is confused. what do i do, can i save what we had?
Sounds like she's young/immature and not ready/interested in a monogamous relationship...
My advice, while harsh, is to cut your losses and let her go...
Pack up that emotional baggage and hit the road...
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What is the Queen's last name? Does she even have one?
The Queen does not have a surname. She is head of the House of Windsor. Her issue carry a variety of surnames including "Windsor," "Mountbatten-Windsor," "Phillips," etc...
If any were to become sovereign, they would no longer have a surname either.
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How can i abort a child?i dont wanna go to the hospital cause of certain issues and i wanna do it asap.....i'm 1 week pregnant and i need to do something about it....is there any type of pills of things i can do to stop the growth?
go see a doctor - they are most discreet. Anything short of that is risking your reproductive future and your own life
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Who is better Roger Federer or Pete Sampras in his prime?
Pete is far more "dreamy" - so I'll pick him...
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I'm stuck "inside the bag", how do I get out?
Step away from the computer...
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Does the Queen have a N.I. Number?
My guess is "no" - She doesn't have a passport either.
The Sovereign isn't a citizen of any country of the Commonwealth, including Great Britain.
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Do you like brown chocolate or white chocolate better?
White Chocolate is not chocolate...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_chocolate
note the sentence: "Since white chocolate contains neither cocoa solids nor chocolate liquor (cocoa mass), it does not meet the standard to be marketed as chocolate in many countries."
Bring on the Cacao!!
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Why did you lose your virginity? Were you feeling pressured or were you completely ready?
cause we were both really horny...
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What are some things that take all the fun out of sex?
telephones. schedules.
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Is the Blue Ray DVD quality worth its price?
Blu ray isn't so much about quality - a digitally stored film is a digitally stored film... it's about storage space.
Blu-Ray, by itself, isn't a better quality - it's just a way to make a standard-sized DVD that can hold more stuff... allowing easy distribution of Hi-Def media.
A Hi-Def film or TV show takes much more storage than a "standard" or...
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Next door neighbor dug huge hole directly on and over property line within 2 ft of the cable junction box. Planted a huge oleander on his side of hole, filled & replaced his sod but not mine. What can I do w/out being overt?
Start by asking him if he is planning on repairing the sod on your property, or if he's just going to reimburse you... He may not be aware that there's a problem... (I know, but folks can be self-absorbed)
You could sue him, but remember, you have to live next door to him...
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What yellow did you eat today?
cheese.
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I broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years for punching me in the face more or less to teach her a lesson 5 days later she sleeps with another guy. Should I feel like she cheated on me? should i take her back now? I know I got a good lesson
Pack up your emotional baggage and get the h*ll outta there.
1.) don't "break up" with someone to punish them. That is childish behavior - if you're old enough to be in a sexual relationship, you're old enough to behave as an adult and deal with relationship issues like an adult.
2.) If she's abusive, she's abusive... physical violence in a...
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If you are an LGBT person, do you go out of your way to use products and services from companies that are LGBT friendly? How much does it sway your shopping habits?
Fo me it is more a case of staying away from companies whose political, social, or community behavior is, in my opinion, bad or "evil".
I do use LGBT services and business when I can and when it is convenient - but I live in Los Angeles and it is not terribly difficult.
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Can people cry underwater?
Sure... but it will take lots of air... I don't know if you'll produce tears though...
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If someone offered you a million dollars to leave answerbag, would you? Could you?
in the flash of an eye...
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What are you thinking at this very moment? Be honest!
I need to drag my ass to bed...
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Do you like a good corn dog?
it is a great thing to have a "good" dog..
If you ever get to "California Adventure" at Disneyland... the corndog shack in the pier area is outta-sight...
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Would you consider yourself a label whore? meaning you only buy things wit labels such as hollister american eagle or juicy couture b.c i absolutely love co co Chanel and i wear alot of it and kids at school r labeling me as a label whore
I am brand-loyal, but I don't buy brands that expect me to be a walking billboard.
I don't find a logo or manufacturer's name on my shirt-front to be very appealing.
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How many of you did Latin/Greek/Classical Studies at your high-school? Do they teach these subjects in your country/state?
Studied Latin in college... tried to take Greek as well, but the canceled the class... <sigh>
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What do you do when your significant other is being boring and bland toward you no matter how hard you try to make things interesting?
usually I say "Okay, sweetie, I'm gonna go <fill-in the blank>"
We've been together long enough that we don't need to spend every waking moment entertaining one another.
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A thunderstorm is rolling in, What are some good things to do by yourself when its raining?
cook - make a big steaming pot of soup or stew... or some other type of comfort food!
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What is your longest time cruising you have experienced?
I bet you're asking what's the longest cruise I've taken, in terms of duration.
So far, 7 nights. I can't wait to do one that is longer.
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How many sexual partners do you think is "okay" for a woman to have throughout her life?
As many as she wishes and will fit in her schedule...
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Obsolescence may cause an asset's useful life to be shorter than the asset's physical life. True or False? Why?
True... When something becomes obsolescent, it usually smells so bad that people can't tolerate it and MUST replace it will a new one...
(Oh, DYOH!)
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My cat wont stop crying! she walks up and down the hallway almost like shes howling in pain. shes never done this before.could she be sick?
she's calling for attention of some sort... could be "in heat" or lonliness or hungry or want's pets...
Mine sleep all day when we're out... but if I'm home, god-forbid I should close the door tight on the bathroom...
"Meow... let me in... Meow... who knows WHAT could be happening in there... meow... I just KNOW you're climbing out that tiny...
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What is this pill: white,oval,one side 93.the other 1174 thanks
it will stop hair from growing on your palms... commonly taken by teenaged boys...
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Why do movies often open in Los Angeles and New York before anywhere else?
Los Angeles and New York are major population centers... A large percentage of the sales of a movie are made up primarily from ticket sales in these two cities...
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Does anyone know about negarive ionizing air filters? Consumers reports says that they are possibly dangerous. the manufacturers say 'not true'. Any more info on this? Any that don't produce ozone as well?
I had one of the Sharper Image versions in my house for a while. It worked well enough and was quiet, but it got knocked over and blammo was busted.
The ozone is bad enough that the parrot-owning community says don't use them.
Last winter, when we put a new HVAC in the house, I opted for a mechanical filter without the ozone option... I tried to do research, got the same...
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Go ahead- toot your own horn for a second. What is something that you can honestly say that you are good at, and are proud of yourself for?
I am a fantastic chef... I love to create new things and well have prepare tried and true recipes. I have yet to meet a dinner request I cannot achieve!
I am very good at presentations - creating them and delivering them... I don't get nervous about public speaking and am skilled at reading a room and reacting in my delivery accordingly.
<toooooooot!>
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What would you do if you lived in a dorm and your roomate took down YOUR posters from your door and put them else where (not even in your room) simply because they were sick of them? Keep in mind this is without you permission.
Jeez, I am SO glad my college had lots of single dorm rooms... they were little, but I didn't have to deal with any of that "roommate" crap...
Ask her why she did it. If she has a crappy answer, ask her not to relocate your stuff without talking with you. If it happens again, let your RA know and apply to move to a new room.
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What are your thoughts on Carl Rove?
I don't have much to say about him, but don't get me started on his cousin, Karl...
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Can you use a unactivated cingular simcard in a Tmobile phone that is locked or unlocked?
sims don't work that way - they must be activated as they bear your account/billing information.
If you put an activated cingular sim in an "locked" GSM cell by any other manufacturer, it will not work. period.
If you an activated cingular sim in an "unlocked" GSM phone, it will work fine, but only on your cingular network and will bill your account normally...
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My mom is having an echocardiogram test done today, is that dangerous?
As Zack says, it is like a sonogram, except they will move the wand around different parts of her chest to get pictures of various critical parts of the heart, valves, etc.
I do not believe there are any side effects. I had one done a short time ago - it's relatively uneventful... AFAIK, there is no radioactive elements involved and you don't need to take drugs or dyes...
The...
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So I'm Pro-Bush, what you going to do now?
I'm pro-bush too... I'm particularly fond of rhododendrons (also called azaleas)
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What should young people learn about credit cards?
They are for convenience, not to buy things you cannot afford "right now"...
There's a difference between "ability to purchase" and "ability to afford to purchase"
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A police officer has been reprimanded for accidentally shooting themself with a taser. http://tinyurl.com/2xj5dz Thoughts?
idiot shouldn't have been allowed to carry a weapon they do not know how to use... and further "idiot" to the commander who certified the idiot to carry the taser in the first place...
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Can someone tell me how many beers per hour you can have before you are legally intoxicated? This beer drinker told me that if he has 1 beer & drives right away he'll be over the limit & I think that's bull
As stated by others, your level of intoxication is directly related to your size, weight, and metabolism... specifically your ability to metabolize alcohol.
Some people who you would *think* should be able to drink a lot are incapable of metabolizing alcohol with any speed... one drink and zip... they're out...
The safest rule of thumb is anything more than 1 drink per hour and...
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Has the U.S military ever violated the Geneva convention or ever engaged in torture or war crimes?
In my view, we've been arrogant in our disregard for the Geneva convention since we went to Iraq in March of 2003
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How important to a man is the size of a woman's breasts? Is too small or too big a turn off?
well, I prefer nice firm/hard pecs...
but, if I'm forced to pic, I like Rusty Warrens anthem!!
http://www.rustywarren.com/
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If you were in the middle of a divorce, could you TRULY say you were mentally and emotionally ready to start dating again?
I would say you're extremely desperate for a true, trustworthy friend and completely UNREADY for a relationship the type experienced when "dating" -
Unfortunately the two routinely become entangled and often exaggerate the mess of ending the original relationship.
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I am about to go out of town,and I need to find my husband a s*x toy,so he won't cheat on me, what s*x toy should I get?Any advice?
I would try getting a new husband...
That blackmail-shit is for the birds!
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There. Was that so bad?
It really hurt... really.
<sniffle.>
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Do you like Starbucks or do you think it's overpriced?
I don't mind paying money for quality stuff... but Starbucks coffee is crap.
It will go down in history as the greatest boondoggle of our generation... take a bunch of mid-grade beans, roast them til they're burnt, and sell that at excruciating prices.
If you want REALLY GOOD coffee, get a nice Roast from Brazil or Columbia... directly from there via internet......
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What would cause a punpkin plant to just start dying? It was very healthy a few days ago and now it just withered up and died?
Autumn? Was there frost in the last couple of nights?
This time of year, in frost prone areas, growing season is pretty much over... you certainly need to cover things at night to protect them from frost if you hope to extend growth into November...
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Is it worth booking a sea cruise for a holiday and why?
Man - I can't think of a better way to take a holiday - I've done 6 cruises in the past 10 years...
They can be as crazy or as relaxing as you wish.
On my last cruise (2nd time to Alaska) I took a stack of books, and I had no trouble finding a quiet corner with a discreetly attentive server who kept my champagne filled as I "whiled away" hours reading and watching...
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Who do you just HAVE to see when they come in concert?
Bette Midler.
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My period finished on 3rd & my bf ejaculated inside of me on 8th. Will I get pregnant?
Yes its possible. It is more possible that you'll get a disease.
Stop being stupid. No rubber, no nookie.
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Are you able to do the AB thing while you're at work?
yes, but not really supposed to... I only do it from time to time, and usually after hours.
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If you were a drag queen what would your name be?
I sing with Gay Mens Chorus Los Angeles ( www.gmcla.org ) We're always thinkin' up Drag names... The latest I've come up with is Anges Mysterium...
She's a former nun, I'm pretty sure...
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A friend told me the other day that Freddy Mercury was gay and the reason the group was named Queen was due to his homosexuality, not because they were from England and had to honor Elizabeth. Is he lying?
My guess is that the name had many meanings on many levels... the fact that Freddy was a big ol' queen and folks didn't "clue in" to his sexuality was probably just one meaning, although it is likely that was the funnest private joke of the group...
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How many partners have you had? (I just want to see the average on here)
Oh, about a bazillion and a half...
Who knows... in my early 20's I had 2 or 3 sex partners a week... more on a "good week"...
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Do you like to take charge when it comes to sexual situations or do you like it more when your significant other does that?
Both... I like it both ways... I love being able to trust someone and let them lead... and I love it when someone gives themselves over to my control completely...
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What is the longest you've talked to your significant other in a day?
When we do driving vacations... we spend all day together in the car... jabber jabber...
You can only do those kind of vacations with people you really love...
otherwise you'd kill each other... LOL!
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What is the hottest kid toy this season? 2007 Trying to think of presents to get for my son.
among jr. high kids, I think Aquadots is pretty popular...
(okay, that was bad... I admit it... but I couldn't help it...)
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If you had to seal up all of the Velociraptor entry points in your home, and make your house Velociraptor proof, how would you do it?
I would move into the second floor and barricade the stairwell with all the first floor furniture... probably the best luck... I don't think they could access any of my second floor windows...
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Why was it immediatly after George W visited gulfport,MS, where I was working we were told we were done with disaster recovery relief even though families were still trapped under collapsed apartment buildings?
I don't know - may the photo op was over?
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I first heard of tramadol when it was prescribed for post-surgical pain for a dog of mine at the specialty practice where he had his surgery! loooking in http://www.obsoletecomputermuseum.org/forums/viewmessages.php?id=3210
makes no sense. flagged.
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Is it possible to prove that 2+2=5?
Knock yerself out, but I won't buy it...
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Sex.....gentle or rough?
Yes, please...
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Are you horny too?
I was a cpl minute ago... LOL!
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10,000 in cash on the ground right in front of your home. Do you take it or leave it?
take it.
it was discovered on my property.
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Whose america's greatest poet?
I also vote for Robert Frost, but my favorite is "Choose Something Like a Star"
O Star (the fairest one in sight),
We grant your loftiness the right
To some obscurity of cloud --
It will not do to say of night,
Since dark is what brings out your light.
Some mystery becomes the proud.
But to be wholly taciturn
In your reserve is not allowed.
Say something to us we can...
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Did man really go to the moon?
Of course man went to the moon... just because some whack-job conspiracy theorist think it didn't happen doesn't mean they're right.
AS OP suggests, the cold war opponents would not have conspired to "cover it up".
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Go on this site:
www.purplellamas.koolhost.com
yup... you can smell it without even visiting...
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Why do just the elderly get up super early just so they can return something like a can of soup at the grocery store.
For very old people, having a purpose is extremely important... for more than the actual end result of the purpose.
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Why, exactly, does the right hate Sen. Hillary R. Clinton? I think its amazing how they are flapping their jaws about her like she's the anti-Christ.
She is a significant threat to their hold on power... that combined with the fact that they do not have a strong consensus candidate that appeals to the fundamentalist movement controlling their party... They are scared sh*tless that they may lose power...
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What would you do if you found out that your mother was formerly a stripper?
Ask if any of her old costumes are lying around... and chuckle a lot while dodging shoes and what-not...
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Do you live in the same area where you were born?
25 hundred miles... just about that...
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What does the word antidisestablishmentarianism mean?
opposing the separation of the Anglican Church from the State of the UK... although I suppose it could apply to any state-sponsored religion.
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Why does Wal-Mart fire employees for really small things, like stealing a single sandwich?
A small thing is being late returning from lunch, stealing ANYTHING is grounds for immediate termination in retail. You don't have a "right" to anything for free simply because you want it - even a single sandwich.
Feel lucky that is their approach... some retailers have a policy where they let you steal, and document it with cameras, until you've stolen enough to be...
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What is your favorite game of all time?
World of Warcraft
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Im 13 and i want to get a thong but i dont know how to tell my mom. its not like im going to pull it and make it revelaing. i just want one to get rid of panty lines.
There are better underwear options to eliminate panty lines... and, quite frankly, better clothing choices.
I know this SOUNDS prudish, but I am far from a prude...
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What do you call four naked men?
one heckuva fun night!
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Where do you keep your loose change?
in a Broguiere's milk bottle on the counter...
Broguiere's... mmmmmm.....
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How much are you paying for gas at the gas station and where are you at. I filled up today and paid 2.89 gallon in tulsa oklahoma.
3.69 for premium octane in Los Angeles yesterday. I think it went up again today, however.
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What is the hard quest you've completed on WOW or the quest you are most proud of?
Just got through Zuluhed the Whacked last night... whew.
I am in a tiny guild of two people - it is tough for us to get through these group quests...
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Which World of Warcraft race would you like to be a member of and why? Human, Dwarf, Gnome, Dranei, Night Elf, Blood Elf, Tauren, Orc, Undead or Troll?
I'm torn...
I love being a Gnome in game... they are great fun to play... and they have a great sense of personality in game.
Its also likely I'd be a blood elf... cause I'm gay... and... well... look at them... listen to them... the hair, the jokes... see how they interact at the parties in the newbie garden... they are DEFINITELY gay... LOL!
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Anybody else here play WoW? if so what is your fav char?
Gnostic, my main on Khaz'goroth
Click on the wierd image to get details... it doesn't thumbnail nicely...
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Do you prefer the traditional roasted turkey or the deep fried turkey for Thanksgiving?
brined then roasted is my preference, but it's about the MEAL, not the MENU...
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Would it make a guy you're not dating mad if you were like, "so, you want to have sex?" and then said, "Just kidding!"
depends on the context, but it would probably create a reaction ranging from unpleasant confusion to major anger at being cock-teased.
All in all, probably not a good idea to keep this practice in your bag of bar/party tricks...
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Do you ever get hungry in the middle of the night and wake up to go make something to eat? What do you usually make?
something grab and go, usually, warm milk, piece of cheese, leftover meat.
The other night, though, I was craving a fried egg, so, out came the skillet... this is very rare.
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Tell me from a mans point of view, how do you get a woman interested if you like them?
I think I answered this before... a guy knows for sure, when she touches his "manhood"... til then, its a crapshoot.
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Would you rather lose your feet or your hands?
Feet. no question.
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Is it unethical or immoral for a woman to sell her eggs?
Sell away, baby! I hope it helps cover some of the college tuition.
Heck, I don't think it's immoral to pay a woman for surrogacy, or if a single woman is pregnant, I think it's fine for a couple to pay her expenses and stipend until the child is born, if they intend to adopt.
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Does anyone want to congratulate Da ben dan on becoming our latest Maestro?
Hooray for you, Da ben dan! Congrats!!
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If some said they were a beginner at answerbag and asked for points would you give them points.
neither, but it's bad juju to ask for points... and it's considered rude here.
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Why is it that if a women has sex with a lot of guys she is considered a slut, but if guys sleep with a lot of girls, he is the man?
Who says she's a slut? I don't buy it, and if she refuses to buy it... then who cares what others say.
I think, if a guy asks a girl how many men she's been with, she should say "none of your business - I'm with you now". Instead women get all guilty and "admit" to a number... which immediatly reinforces the idea that the guy can be judgemental.
...
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What are some ways to keep outside rabbits warm during cold weather?
as long as they can get out of the wind, and have a relatively small, enclosed place with Hay (as other recommend) bunny should be fine... they live in holes in the ground, usually...
You could throw a blanket over the hutch on sub-zero nights, or move into garage or basement.
But, they don't need a heater...
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What time does beer o'clock start?
when the can goes "pffssst" and you have your first sip... "it's 5pm somewhere in the world..."
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What do guys REALLY think of girls they sleep with once for a one night stand?
I suspect, contrary to popular belief, straight guys don't think much at all about a woman they enjoy a one night stand with... unless the opportunity for a second round presents itself.
It's just sex... that's all.
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Have you ever had a romantic bubble bath for two?
I'm my world, bubble baths are for candles, a glass of wine, a good book and me... and maybe a snooze... no romance or interlopers allowed...
I will save the "romance" for the jacuzzi...
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Have you ever been physically groped, kissed or fondled in a workplace?
um... voluntarily? um... well...
(yes. and it was fun)
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Have you ever been under the influence of cheese?
Well, yeah! Enjoy a magnificent meal at Charleston in Baltimore, and request the cheese trolley for dessert, chef's choice and have them recommend a perfect madeira or port... don't ask the price, simply enjoy.
It is delightful.
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If you were going to die in 5 minutes, what would your last words be?
<husband's name>, I love you... Love you...
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Elevator or stairs which would be your choice?
I have asthma... elevator.
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Would you work for an employer who required that you regularly attend a gym as a condition of your employment?
I wish mine did. I can't seem to find time in my schedule to get to the gym... <sigh>
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What's your favorite way to tie your tie?
Double Windsor knot. I think its the best looking knot out there.
http://www.ehow.com/how_15994_tie-double-windsor.html
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Why do some food labels have the words "Recipe: No nuts. Ingredients: Cannot guarantee nut free" on them? What does this mean?
Food allergies, particularly nut-allergies, can be some of the most dangerous. A person allergic to nuts can DIE if they eat them, especially if they don't have an epinephrine shot handy (usually called an "epi-pen" or "epi-stick").
Food manufacturers label as you describe in an effort to protect themselves from liability in the event that someone with a nut allergy...
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If Mars were declared a habitable planet, would you consider relocating there? All expenses paid! No taxes!
yup - no second thoughts...
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Have you ever called someone an idiot to their face? (not online...in person)
sure... as my mother would say "I have a mouth on me"
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Britain and England are not the same thing. How hard is that to understand?
LOL! you would NOT believe how many folks can't figure it out... In the US, many folks can't even tell you where the US capital is located... even if you give them a map...
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Is faith a "private" matter?
It is a PERSONAL matter and a person's decisions about their faith should be respected.
I don't think it is necessarily private...
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What are the advantages and disadvantages of being a landlocked country?
No Navy - both an advantage and disadvantage.
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Do you have a key to your place of employment?
of sorts... an electronic key card. It grants me access to the building itself,and most departments, but some departments become restricted after a certain time.
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Don't you think it's weird that Lacy Peterson was killed while a week ago there was a lady named Stacy Peterson that disappeared? Not trying to make it sound like a conspiracy just weird.
If my name were Macy Peterson, I'd be VEERRRRYYYY nervous... these things ALWAYS happen in three's, ya know?!
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I forgot towels in the washing machine for 3days and no need to say that they smell like a basement stink...I restarted the whole cycle but the smell persists. It's colored towels so I can't use bleach;what's the best way to get the smell out? Any tricks?
You could also use and oxygenated bleach (as opposed to a chlorine bleach, like Clorox).
Oxy-bleach is usually colorsafe. Oxydol or OxyFresh.
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Do you think that most of the teenagers that are alive today are going to reach 100 years old?
They way most of them behave?! Not if they were MY kids... LOL!
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Would you go hunting if you were invited by the British royal family?
Yes, Absolutely, but I wouldn't shoot anything... or would shoot but intentionally miss...
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My gf broke up with her ex bf to get with me...and now its been 8months[perfect:] do you think she'd do the same to me?[she was only with him a month in a half]
Depends on your age, but it's probable.
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Can you make a sentence including the word Orgulous?
"Then she said, 'My God, your manhood is Orgulous!'"
how's that?
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I am a minority partner of a corp. after many requests the principle partners have not provided me with annual or quarterly reports. There also has been LLC's formed under this corp that I have no reports on. I want out. what can I do?
You (or, better, your lawyer) should send a letter to the chairmen that you wish to move on to other things, in order to do that, you need to sell your share of the business.
Depending on your corp structure - they probably have right of first refusal... they should offer to buy you out based on the valuation of the corp at last report.
If pressed for details, you should have an...
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Is Sasha Cohen over the edge?
He used to be... but he jumped the shark.
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Who won the fight between Superman and Batman?
Robin... cause he'll end up with a hunky boyfriend either way...
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Is it true that if you never shaved your legs, they would eventually quit growing and be smooth?
ask a men - many of them have never shaven their legs... body hair grows to a specific length, the falls out and is replaced...
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How do social democrats view affirmative action?
They have the notion if they affirm all fundamentalist republicans proposals, maybe they will support their social programs.
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In result of the 1796 election who was the president and vice president?
'76?
That was Carter and Mondale.
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What does the phrase "Virginia Dynasty" refers to?
The Virginia Dynasty was a cabal of women's rights activists who forced R.J. Reynolds to create a cigarette for women which eventually became known as Virginia Slims.
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The english defeated the french and spanish in 1805 in the famous navel battle of?
the answer is The Navel Battle d'Lint...
really...
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Have you accepted that DRs are a way of life here on AB?
No, and I will complain and whine when a coward downrates without a comment... <sigh>
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If you listen to NPR (national public radio) what is your favorite program? Why?
It's the only radio I enjoy.
I like the variety of news stories, the different points of view, the world news is exceptional.
I enjoy the weekend programming, particularly Garrison Keilor... I've been listening to A Prairie Home Companion since 1984 pretty much every weekend...
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Being that once upon a time there was no such thing as pakistan because it was a part of india, why do they hate each other so much? If they got into war wouldn't it be like a civil war because they would only be killing their own kin folk?
religion is a powerful motivator - and causes many wars between people...
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Do you prefer tile or carpet?
Tile... but I really prefer hardwood.
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Do all Americans of voting age have to register their allegiance to a particular party?
No.
US citizens are only required to declare party allegiance to vote in primary elections in some states.
US citizens do not have to declare a party to vote in regular elections.
US citizens are not required to vote - so are not even required to register period.
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What is the most naturally beautiful place on Earth that you have visited?
I can't really pick one, but I can nominate:
Hubbard Glacier
Yosemite Nat'l Park
Andes Mountains
Mendicino Coast
Big Sur
Bryce Canyon
If you force me, I'll say Hubbard Glacier.
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Is smoking just slow suicide?
I wouldn't say its particularly slow...
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The holiday season is approaching give me a good reason why you should not donate a couple of hours of your time and ring the bell for the Salvation Army kettle campain?
1) I don't agree with their religious angle.
2) The organization is too bureaucracy-heavy, in my opinion.
There's a couple for you.
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Do you buy kitchen gadgets for your wife that she will never use?
wife?? me?
...Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!
Hell no, I buy kitchen gadgets for MY kitchen that I will never use...
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What music can i use to throw stripshow?
"Oh Yeah"
Written by Boris Blank & Dieter Meier
Performed by Yello
(think Ferris Bueller...)
It's a classic - but still works!
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Do you have blinds or curtains? Why?
blinds. I don't like fabric on the windows... I perceive them to be dust collectors... bad for my allergy/asthma problems.
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How old was the youngest person you've ever been sexually attracted to? And how old was the oldest?
I was 23 he was 41.
Nothing came of it but a bunch of great dates and a few sexy encounters...
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How can someone shut the "f---" up?
usually accomplished by pressing their bottom lip to their top lip and stop the vibration of their vocal cords... the sooner the better...
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Guys i want report on face recognition project using MATLAB...
and I want to win the lottery tonight... I bet our odds of getting that here are about the same...
This ain't "HomeworkBag"... DO YOU OWN HOMEWORK...
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I have a huge issue with cheating on men... can someone give me advise on how to stop...I tried everything. I keep losing men who I really like...help.
You sound like you're addicted... this can be a serious problem for some folk.
Try SSA: http://saa-recovery.org/
Hopefully you can get some answers there.
Good luck!
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Has a cock ever landed on your head?
Yeah... it sure was a wild night!!
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What is your favourite flavour (or combination of flavours) of ice-cream at Baskin and Robbins?
daiquiri Ice is mine, followed by gold medal ribbon, followed by vanilla
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Whats your favorite Ben and Jerry's ice cream?
Coffee, followed by vanilla.
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What is your favourite haagan daaz flavour?
Rum Raisin, followed by vanilla
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Do you prefer male or female singers?
um... both. I love dreamy male crooners and female belters...
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Do you prefer tacos or hot dogs?
Tacos, I would say...
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I just cleaned my used fish tank with toilet bowl cleaner, a friend told me I just ruined the tank. Is there a way of saving the tank?
probably not. If the tank is glass, you can cut out all the silicone and recaulk, but it is not worth the trouble.
Quite frankly - you're best bet is to get a new tank... and get a good guide to owning an aquarium.
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Have you ever made pizza from scratch?
sure... I used to run a pub on a college campus that also did pizza delivery - When I took over management the first thing I did was change our recipes to scratch dough and sauce - it was much cheaper... and way better.
Sales went through the roof.
I still make it at home once in a great while...
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My girlfriend's dad walked in on us while we were having sex. i feel terrible especially because her mom trusted me with her life. What shall i do?
apologize, for starters.
Tell her mother you regret breaking her trust.
It will be hard, but it will help.
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What kind of things do you do in the winter, when weather can make it difficult to get around? Social activites? How do you spend your winter fun time?
in the winter? difficult to get around? I hadn't really noticed, but I suppose traffic may be a bit fuller... I guess more people come to visit us then...
<looks out the window, wondering if it will be in the 80's tomorrow... probably...>
mwoo-hahahahahah!
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Which royal do you think has been caught in the latest drug and sex scandal announced today?
You must be referring to Linley...
The actual story is someone attempted to blackmail him and he called the cops... the guy was arrested...
whether or not the activities the blackmailer alledged are true remains to be seen...
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Would you prefer a tent or trailer when camping?
Tent... and a hammock for snoozing during the day... and cooking over the campfire...
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Who is the most famous person you know personally?
an actor on a popular prime-time TV show... who won an Emmy last year.
a writer of a Tony-award winning hit musical.
a dreamy lead actor on Broadway.
an actress who was hugely famous on a primetime soap in the late 70's/early 80's
you pick which is of the them is most famous.. in their own way, each is equally famous...
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Have you ever heard someone superglue themselves to.. themselves? *Yes, i'm watching american pie* :P
when I was a kid, we occasionally glued our fingers together, just for kicks...
bored kids, eh?
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External or internal frame backpack for hiking?
While I'm more of a camper than a hiker, I've always been fond of externals... I can attach more things to an external frame... both above and below my pack.
I def prefer a backpack with a frame...
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What does it mean to have a crow land on your shoulder and let you pet it?
you must be good with animals... at least birds...
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What is the most adorable person or thing within 20 feet from you right now?
Timmy...
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With all that's going on in the world, does anyone HERE think it would have been a good idea to blow ONE MILLION DOLLARS(No doubt more) on a Woodstock museum? Why?
Sure... Woodstock was a cultural and political phenomenon that certainly deserves commemoration. Perhaps, once the museum is completed, you'll visit and learn why it was important...
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Do you ever open the fridge, but can't find anything and close it...but then open it again and do the same thing just a few minutes later? Are you expecting food to magically appear?
isn't that how the magic white box works?
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Its my boyfriend's birthday on friday, we're off out saturday. i want to do something to blow his mind...any tips? p.s.already got some v sexy undies lined up for after a xmas party
take him somewhere public and flirt, privately, and outrageously... as Tom says, whisper what you're gonna do to him, when you get him alone...
Then, get in the car, and when he thinks you're going home, stop at the grocers and take him in - and tease him some more...
keep it up till you know he can't take it anymore... and unbutton your clothes on the way to the front...
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What is that one item you nearly always seem to forget when you go shopping?
The coupons... <sigh>
I hate them.
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Who's your favorite gay cartoon character?
ummm... it's a toss up between Captain American and Aquaman...
(and, DON'T try to tell me they are straight... for one thing, look at those abs... straight men do NOT have abs like that...)
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
Honey, very soon this will be all over and you won't remember it...
also
It's gonna get worse before it gets better...
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What is the scariest "Urban Legend"?
The one where you're flirting with the sexy guy/gal in a bar, and then you wake up in a tub of icewater with a hole in your side and a kidney missing...
brrr....
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Who would you rather date? Bob Saget or Dave Coulier from "Full House"?
Bob Saget - I like tall guys, and he's extremely naughty!
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If I had a parrot and named him cracker.. will he say 'Cracker wants a cracker?' :P
my experience with parrots tells me your bird will say whatever is entertaining to him/her... and will pay little attention to learning to say things you WANT him/her to say...
Think about them as eternal three-year-olds... petulant and with little regard for YOUR interpretation of rules and wishes...
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There is only 45 days till i turn my most feared age! what should i do? :(
get a concorde out of mothballs and start flying across the date line repeatedly, to turn back the clock... it will not be cheap, but sooo worth it! LOL!
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Ok i have a ? why do men say they have a headache but go to dinner with you and family and leave about 10 mins being there and come home watch porn and then the wife founds out and the HE lies to you ?.....
I don't have a clue, but if you're asking how a guy can masturbate after he says he has a headache and wants to be alone... the answer, masturbation create an orgasm which floods the body with all sorts of chemicals which can help relieve stress, including a headache.
For the last freekin' time, masturbation (and porn) has NOTHING TO DO WITH WHO A MAN LOVES, AND NOTHING TO...
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Are you over the age of 18, for real?
well beyond 18 - as a matter of fact, I find it hard to believe I ever WAS 18...
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Anyone ever skinny-dip in a public place?
I've been skinny-dipping many times... in the lakes, gravel pits, and pools... it's fantastic...
I have very little qualms about being nude in public, provided it is a place appropriate for nudity...
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I just recently found out that my husband cheated,and now he wants, to either let his girlfriend move in the house with us and our kids,or he wants a divorce,I love my husband to death,how can I get him to break up with his girlfriend?
It is clear how he feels about you...
throw is ass to the curb, pack up you emotional baggage and get you and your kids outta there...
Just cause you love someone doesn't mean you let them treat you like shit.
Spend your energy teaching your kids that they can still love their father, even if he's a royal fu*k-up...
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You have a best friend & a bf/gf. Both, asked you to marry em (take for example you love em both).. Who would you choose?
heck - marry them both...
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My wife wants a red front door. She says it indicates a warm home and signifies a welcome to visitors. Have you heard of this?
We have a bright red front door - it looks good with the house and is supposed to draw positive energy into the house...
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Where you sit just now, what is the nearest living thing (plants too)? Me: two fish.
African violets and an African Grey...
hmm... seems like a theme, but it's not.
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What is meant by daisy chain in computer
it involves a number of 286 IBM jrs, a handful of Apple ]['s and VIC20's, and a sex act popular in the late 70's - usually performed around a swimming pool..
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Have you ever bought a birthday cake at the Wal-Mart bakery, and was is not very good? (We will never get another there)
I don't shop at Wal-Mart, period.
"When is a deal, not a deal?"
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Do you get naked or do you get nude?
I get naked, then walk around in the nude...
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Which term is correct? Bleach blonde or Beach Blonde.
I've only ever heard of "bleach blond(e) hair"... not to say that "Beach Blonde" is particularly incorrect...
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As james blunt is a descendant of henry VIII should he be within rights to contest the throne of england from queen elizabeth II?
No, The Act of Settlement passed by Parliament in 1701, mandates that the Heir to the Crown must be a descendant of the Electress Sophia of Hanover, and must be non-Catholic. The heir must not be married to a Roman Catholic. An heir must also be borne of a marriage contracted in accordance with the Royal Marriage Act of 1772.
Essentially, anyone who's descent is of a line other than...
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Does the Queen (of England) ALWAYS have someone watching her?
The Queen (of The UK) is always secure, theorhetically. She is always "watched over" not under constant observation...
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What is the first live musical you ever saw?
"Bubblin' Brown Sugar" about a hundred years ago (okay, mid 70's) or so... it toured with Cab Calloway and (I think) Nell Carter... and was brilliant.
My mother, bless her heart, took me with an aunt on a whim...
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Can I obtain guardianship of my mentally handicapped adult brother?
It is possible, but will require the cooperation of his current guardian... or a potentially lengthy, potentially expensive court battle...
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Do you like Malt-o-Meal?
mmmm.... yup.
Malt-o-meal is a fav... I've never met a hot-cereal I don't like...
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Did you bring 'emotional baggage' to your current relationship?
Everyone does - it's part of your personal make-up.
The real question is: How fast can you pack it if you decide an evacuation is in order?
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Have you ever asked someone if they were pregnant only to find out they'd been on the hamburgers and coke for the last six months?
Happens to me all the time - I've been about 5 months pregnant for over a year now.... <sigh>
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Should I go to families wedding if they only invited my partner to the reception? We have been together 20 yrs.
My partner and I have been together nearly 17 years. If you don't invite the both of us, I ain't going... and quite frankly - don't expect a gift either.
The thing is that family members that know me and love me have been inviting us as a pair for years... For the rest of 'em, I could give a rat's ass if they invite me or not - *I* don't want to go...
Who...
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Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens.... what are some of your favorite things?
brown paper packages tied up with string...
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Will you send me a postcard with Chimpanzees on it?
sure...
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Do you think that Joan Crawford was really the abusive mother her daughter portrayed her to be?
I think she was fairly self-centered and probably somewhat abusive.
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Do you have a favorite Joan Crawford movie?
Mildred Pierce.
runners up:
The Women (not really a Joan Crawford movie, but a great role for her)
Female On The Beach and
Mommie Dearest (LOL!)
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Do you have a favorite Joan Crawford movie?
<dupl answer> - flag me please
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Is rainbow a color?
no, but apparently it is a flavor...
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What is your favorite Harry Chapin song?
my fav's are "Corey's Comin'", "Mailorder Annie", and "Flowers are Red"
also, "The Rock" and "Mr. Tanner"...
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What's your most embarrassing burp/gas experience?
needing to fart while I was working on the altar, serving, lector, cantor, etc... never failed... and trying to let it sneak out in little bits, dreading any noise or notice...
gah!
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My fiance has been getting violent. Im not happy. He has done things to me pushed me down bruised up my leg by slapping. If I keep seeing him is it my fault?
To some degree.
More importantly, you need to dump this asshole... now.
Time to pack up your emotional baggage and get the hell outta there...
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What did Jesus said?
Jesus told us to focus on loving each other... The gospel writers tell us over and over that was his message... They practically beat us over the head with the message:
"A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another."
"Teacher, which is the great commandment in the Law? And He said to him, 'YOU...
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If a Kelpie is a water horse, then what is a Selkie?
a selkie is a being that can transform from a seal to a human form and back again...
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Been "fo shizzle ma nizzle fizzle drizzle" today?
I'm in Southern California... I wish, fo shizzle, that it would drizzle and help make the fizzle nizzle...
a.) to stop destroying more property
and
b.) so that the air will clear and I can breathe - it's really tough for asthmatics right now, even if your house is no where near a burn area...
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How can i find out when my house was built.Or who the previous occupants were?
look at your abstract. You probably had one done when you bought the place. If you didn't, you can hire a lawyer to do a title search/abstract - it's not terribly expensive, but generally not cheap either.
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Have you ever checked to see if a 9V battery was charged by sticking it on your toungue?
sure... it works well...
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Do you call your(mom)mommy or mom?
Mahm... and occasionally "Ma"...
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Would you let ur nearly 18 yr old daughter spend the night at her boyfriends house? Or him spend the night at ur house? I don't see the point in saying no, since anything youre worried they'd do can be done even if they AREN'T spending the night together.
It's true that a parent cannot STOP a child from having sex... but it doesn't mean they should enable/encourage/condone it if it goes against the moral code they are trying to instill in their kid.
I have no problem with adults having casual sex when and with whom they choose, but if you're still living at Mom and Dads, and you're "nearly 18" then you...
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Has anybody ever claimed to be a lesbian in a man's body?
Whenever I put on my Birkenstocks...
<leaping for cover from the bricks and flamethrowers...>
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Hello again, remember my situation with the boyfriend and not seeing him this weekend? Well he has just informed me we are "on a break" so he can think. What do you think about "breaks"? Helpful or not?
Start packing your emotional baggage and get the hell outta there - the greyhound bus has been waiting for you at the station... but it won't wait all night.
Go.
Now.
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I want everyone reading this......NEVER EVER EVER DO DRUGS...because if you do you are SINNING!!!!!!!!!
bah.
Go preach your "Jesus, God, Sin" somewhere else... Stop trying to sell that kinda crazy here, we're all stocked up...
(apologies to Melvin Udall...)
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What are the chances of getting pregnant if it was my first time, no protection was used, im not on birth control, he pulled out before ejaculation, and it was right after my period?
You could still get pregnant, even if you attempt to "time it" with your period... sperm lives a number of days as it searches for the egg...
Further, by having unprotected sex, you have foolishly exposed yourself to STD's.
"No Glove, No Love" - If you believe you're mature enough to be having sex, you better be mature enough to insist on proper birth...
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Is it allowed for us to love with the same sex?
sure... of course it is. And it's no one else's business to tell you otherwise.
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I was dating my bf for 4 years, we had love many people can only dream about. We had great friendship and and support for each other. But he had anger problems and jealousy. So one day he got drunk and we started to fight and he hit me many many times...I
" waited til he fell asleep, grabbed my purse, all the money in the house, and my important papers and got the hell outta there and never spoke to the bastard again..."
That's the completion of your story, isn't it? It has to be, cause that's the correct action...
Please, oh please tell me that is what you did...
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Do guys check out what kind of purses women carry?
Yes...
I do...
WHAT?! <blink> <blink>
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Where do we go from here?
"If you want me to come with you, well that's alright with me...
Cause I know I'm going nowhere, and anywhere's a better place to be...."
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Why is it legal to make veal here in the United States? I never understood why its ok to take a baby cow and let its muscles atrophy, but if we did the same to a dog or horse we'd go to jail for animal abuse. People need to eat, but that's cruelty.
but, it tastes so darned good... and it doesn't know any different...
(for the record, it's really easy to get free-range veal in US and it actually tastes better than pre-boxed...)
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Which volume of Kill Bill do you prefer?
I prefer one, but the taken as a whole, it's a darned good action film and a great tribute to a lost genre...
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What can you put on pasta besides meat sauce?
Don't forget Cheddar Cheese sauce!
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Put the word "tampon" into the subject of a Movie title. (ex: " The little tampon that could")
Last Tampon in Paris.
Dirty Tampon.
Gone with the Tampon
Blazing Tampons
20,000 Tampons Under The Sea...
The films of Bette Davis are also good:
What Ever Happened to Tampon Jane.
Murder with Tampons and Murder By Tampons
Tampons: The Story of a Mother and Daughter.
A Tampon for Mrs Cimino
Death on The Tampon.
Burnt Tampons.
Hush Hush Sweet Tampon
Tampon Ringer
Pocketful of...
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If you became a Spice Girl, what would your name be? (I think I'd pick Yenta Spice.)
Tarragon Spice...
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Is it possible to be spiritually overweight?
I got too much physical fat to worry about weight I can't see... <sigh>
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Do you bake?
Yes. I love to bake... all the time in the winter.
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How can i get a job when i'm 16 and have no job experience, no CV [nothing to put on it] and don't know anyone who can get me one somewhere?
You start at the bottom and work your way up. I have an office assistant role (like a jr. office clerk) that is a perfect entry point for someone like you.
Or, you go to college and earn and education...
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How many pets do you/have you had in total?
2 cats and a parrot
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Where in Los Angeles can I learn to be a barber?
Marinello
http://www.marinello.com/def/main.aspx
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I like a guy who is 21. He is my older brother's gf's older brother. and i am 18. he likes me he wants to date me but he says i am too young. he likes me he wants me but what the hell is wrong with him? any advice?
he's a smart man. you are too young. look for someone closer to your age.
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WOOOO!!! I won $50 at the Turkey Shoot today. Has anyone else had something good happen today?
I spent the day decorating the house for halloween and the evening worrying about friends who are alarmingly close to the fires in Canyon Country... brrrr.
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My BFspent all wknd telling me how much he wants to see me but can't bc his Gma is in town. I saw him for 20 min but all we did was have sex. He said he's been busy all wknd but now just told me he's at a study group last minute. Am I missing something?
Kinda shows you what he values in you, eh?
I know it sounds harsh...
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Has OJ lied in either of his legal entanglements?
I believe he has lied in all of them.
I believe he's running scared and feel he has little to lose, so he lies and then blames "the man" and anyone else in his vicinity...
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What is George W. Bush's single most embarrassing moment to date?
Well, whats the last thing he's done today...
Figure that out and chances are you have your answer...
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Seriously now, How come when guys sit on the toilet, their junk doesn't hit the water?
not only does it hit the water, I can tell how deep it is... LOL!
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What is your favorite type of tree and why?
Maples, Pepper, and Eucalyptus
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Why do guys need to look at porn if they have a girl friend
guys have an EXTREMELY active, sex-specific fantasy life...
The woman he's dating/married to has little to do with it... and it's no reflection on his commitment to her.
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I'm two days away from my baby's due date. Last night i had a dream i made love with a man other than the baby's father. When we were finished i went to use the restroom and when i returned he shot me once in the belly. what does this mean
sounds like a dream driven by crazy hormones and anxiety. I wouldn't sweat it too much.
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I'm two days away from my baby's due date. Last night i had a dream i made love with a man other than the baby's father. When we were finished i went to use the restroom and when i returned he shot me once in the belly. what does this mean
sounds like a dream driven by crazy hormones and anxiety. I wouldn't sweat it too much.
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So I sent an email, telling the ladies I work with my boss "went to lunch and he finally noticed I dyed my hair", but instead I sent it to him. How can I mentally prepare for the harassment for weeks to come when he gets back?
Cop an attitude (playful) about how he's so "dense" you have to alert the troops when he notices something like your hair...
tease back... never yield!
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Single guys: when you first meet an attractive woman do you mentally picture what she would be like in bed? truthful answers only please. Am just curious to know
A.) I don't think this activity is specific to single men... it's not like a wife takes away male fantasy...
B.) I'm gay, so I fantasize about sex with some guys I meet...
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What colour do you never wear? Why?
most reds, orange, bright green.
They make me look horrible...
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Do you doth Goth?
noth.
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So we all have our crushes/fetishes for fictional characters like Hermione Granger, Captain Jack Sparrow, etc. Aside from finding them attractive, do you think you could handle a relationship with said char or is it fun just to crush?
I could handle either of them, but I seriously doubt they could handle me... or any relationship...
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Would you consider yourself a good drawer?
I'm top-drawer...
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How many Baggers are sitting alone in their homes with just AB. friends for company?
Your question implies that sitting at home alone in a bad thing.
well, maybe I'm projecting...
Anywho... I'm HAPPY to have the house to me and the pets... no one else here... I'm avoiding chores...
it's delicious.
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What are AB clubs for?
whacking people upside the head.
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Have you ever eaten at a 1950's style drive-in restaurant?
Sure, a number of them in my hometown, when I was a kid... but they didn't start closing them there until the late 70's early 80's
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What can be done about the rise of the "do-your-own-homework" police who always say the same thing and drown out good questions with the same boring answer?
speaking as a proud member of the group encouraging youth to focus on educating themselves instead of cheating...
Not one damned thing!
(can I get a witness?!)
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Would you ever play Twister with Bigfoot?
Only during a Tsunami...
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What are some different slang phrases you can use to say "I have to go poo"?
nah, nevah...
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Are all of the AB Blog comments read for sure?? I was going to write a lengthy one but would like to make sure it would be worth it?
I hope so, because the larger percentage of my contribution here is in comments...
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Shouldnt you be at church? o.O
No, I was banned for dressing better than the priest..
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Am i the only person here that doesnt have facebook?! I thought practically noone used it!
You are, and, frankly, we're annoyed that someone let you in on the secret.
If we figure out who spilled the beans, we're gonna all move to friendster and not tell him...
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Going to a movie today with my girlfriend. first date and everything. this is my third girlfriend and i dont really know what to do. what did you do on your first date at the movies?
Watched the movie... it's actually a lousy first date, because you have no opportunity for interaction, except to/from.
Better to go get dinner... THEN maybe a movie.
and... don't put "the moves" on a girl at a theatre. It is tacky and too public and just plain uncomfortable.
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Is taking a bath with my dog morally wrong or just weird?
just weird - if you're soaking in the same tub full of water has the dog.
Very practical, if its from the point of view of getting the dog clean.
On the RARE occasions I bathe the cats, I strip take them in the tub/shower, close the glass doors and go for it... Lordy, they HATE it... but it's the only way to force them to stay in the tub during a bath.
As others have...
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If you saw lindsay lohan, britney spears, and paris hilton all at the same time, what would u say to the three of them?
Before or AFTER I backhanded them collectively...
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If you could stop time, before re-starting it, would you rather steal $1000 or strip a crowd at the mall NAKED you can only steal $1000 or you can only strip the crowd totally naked. which would you choose and WHY?
strip them and take their clothes... there's probably be more than a grand in their collective pockets... and I'd get the fun of both!!
whooot!
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Suppose you were given a cheque for $1 million, with no one's name on it , excluding yourself, friends and family, whose name would you put in there?
Gay Mens Chorus of Los Angeles.
www.gmcla.org
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What should you do if you discover pills in your children's room?
oh, first things first- post to AB with a descriptive question so we can look it up on drugs.com and tell you its motrin.
THEN realize you're more reasonable then that and sit down with your kid and talk about it...
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What would you do if a zombie ninja clown with a jetpack were chasing you with bacon?
Log off, disconnect the router, dump the rest of my cocktail and go to bed...
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Have you ever sucked on a fag?
Well, <patting wig> since you ask... <looks around and steals Yeahwell's cocktail> it's a long story, with many many chapters...
but the short answer is "Yes..." <dashing off after some boy who vaguely resembles Anderson Cooper...>
(with apologies to LCM for stealing his writing style...)
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Which do you find more evil, clowns or zombies?
brrr... how can you even stop and consider??
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What pets do you have and what are they called?
Timmy and Simon are cats, Cooper is an African Grey.
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Which song has the lyrics "Making my entrance again with my usual flair"?
"Sure of my lines,
No one is there."
That would be "Send in the Clowns..."
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My brother says that he likes to wear makeup. Isn't this a little abnormal?
normal? <blink> <blink>
Who am I to judge?
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Are you quick with a joke, to light up a smoke, or is there some place that you'd rather be?
oh, la-dah-dah... ditty-dah-dah... lah-dah-ditty-daaaah... dah-daah...
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Can you give me a one word answer to this question?
indubitably
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Do you use the self-checkout lines at the supermarket?
I do, and like others, I find myself seething with frustration when people get up there and fumble around... it is MEANT for people who want to get the job done and out - with little messing around...
I also find myself annoyed when people use one as a "price check" - cause then they have to go through a whole rigamarole to reset the thing...
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Should I stay or should I go?
Darlin, you've got to let me know....
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My 7 month old has a ring worm right above his pee-pee!!! how do i get that to go away?
Ringworm is not actually a worm, but a fungus. Your doctor will give you an antifungal creme. They can take a long time to go away.
Selsen Blue has a similar antifungal in it as well, but I would advise the prescription medicine.
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What are 3 huge mistakes that women make with men in a relationship?
I don't know that is is unique to women, but often they think that they can change a man.
They believe that if a man has sex with them, the man is making love to them and must love them... failing to understand that sex and love are easily seperable for a man.
Failing to understand that men, as a tribe, tend to be non-verbal. Tend to nag in an attempt to create conversation.
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Are you loved in the way you wish to be loved?
I am loved well - and that is what is important - it is not in the way I dreamt and hoped, but I don't know if that would have, in the end, been as satisfying...
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In a charades game, there is a person who is lying on the carpet, and from a distance, the others can't see what he is doing. Can you guess what is the action? (He is NOT dead)
I'm not sure, but I think it causes hair to grow on your palms...
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What is the actual size or how many inches are there in something when it reads 1:24 scale?
depends... how many inches long is it in the original drawing?
set up algebra equation to solve - start by figuring out what you're seeking...
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How do we know the Invisible Pink Unicorn is pink?
My faith tells me she is Pink, therefore she must be pink - for what my faith tells me (what I believe in...) must be true.
Faith is Truth...
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If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can't we run around naked?
Good idea... go for it - you'll get no complaint from me - unless you're working in a hospital, food service, or similar place that needs a certain amount of extraordinary hygiene.
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Would you deliberately write a wrong answer to a question about homework?
I have in the past, and will, probably, again in the future... but, my answer is typically very transparent as incorrect.
If they're foolish enough to ask me to provide the answer, and then to simply copy what I tell them, they deserve to fail the assignment.
If someone asks for HELP - tutoring - I am not such an ass.
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How early is too early to mow the lawn?
Anytime before I decide to drag my tired ass-end out of bed...
well, that answer won't fly. I'd fall back to the rule for social calling hours... 10am.
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What is the Catholic Church's stance on gay marriage?
I'm fairly certain that the church believes gay marriage should stay in the confessional and occasionally in the sacristy, where it belongs...
<sigh>
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What was the first name of the person who was first willing to give you oral pleasure?
Davey.
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Do you sleep better alone or next to someone?
With someone...
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I have 3mth. daughter w/ my BF. He has a 4yr. girl w/ his ex. Every holiday there's an issue bcause his ex insists on being around and I refuse 2 be there2. It's just 2 uncomfortable. I hate being in this situation,any advice?
you asking the same question AGAIN!?!
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/430648
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/430636
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Is there a logical reason to be afraid of windows?
Only if there's a clown peeking in at you...
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I'm planning a trip. One problem. I don't really have a destination in mind. Any suggestions?
Go for it!
I've always wanted to simply walk in an airport and take the next flight to someplace interesting...
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Quick question. Does love change as age changes? 10-15 15-20 20-50 50+?
absolutely - love grows and deepens and its expression changes.
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Is there a logical reason to be afraid of Apple?
From the pictures I've seen, she's a cute little girl... Now Gwyneth... At the very least you should be guarded around anyone who would actually name their daughter Apple... maybe even afraid...
Even that isn't terribly logical...
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I like someone but ho doesnt love me.what should i do now?
Well, you can't have everything in life... and no matter how hard you love someone, if they don't love you, you can't make them.
Learn this and move on...
Most often this type of love is categorized as infatuation. If you don't learn this lesson, you may find yourself classified as a "stalker"...
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My boyfriend of 1.5 years is married, but has been living with me for 8 months. I am 5 months pregnant, and now he says he feels guilty, like he is leaving one family for another. Should I stick around for him to decide or run for the hills?
Um, I think you're answer is pretty clear... he wanted a diversion, not another family... an escape from his current marriage, not a new one...
I hate to say this, but I suspect you're a classic of case of "Why buy the cow..."
My dear, it's time to pack up your emotional baggage and get on board that greyhound to a better place where you can focus on raising...
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If you had to pick: Eli may or daisy dook. back in the day not now
Please god, tell me this one has learned English as a second language...
<sigh>
Until you correct your spelling and punctuation, I'm boycotting this thread.
If you fix this, I'll give you points back.
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Is Bisexuality a turn-on or a turn-off?
indifferent.
in the gay community, there is something titallating to some about scoring with a guy who typically has sex with women, but it's not terribly high on my "fantasy" list...
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Whats under your bed?
last time I checked, scary clowns waiting to grab my foot if it sticks out of the covers while I sleep...
keep in mind, I haven't checked under there for many years...
I send the cats in and hope for the best... haven't lost one yet... (a cat, that is...)
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I used to be gay throughout my teen years and my younger years. But when i was 23 I converted to heterosexuality when i became a christian and im now 26 and engaged to a beautifull girl and i was wandering should i tell her im an ex gay or not mention it?
how do you "convert" to heterosexuality?
I've never met someone who's been able to permanently convince themselves to "CHANGE" their sexuality - either way...
I think you should tell her... before you get married.
I HAVE known lots of men who convinced themselves it would be easier to be straight and lived such a life... but to a man, they all have...
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Which would you prefer this very moment : Smoothie, Milkshake, Icee
oooh... none. Water please - I have rehearsal in 30 mins...
can't do sugar before...
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On the Kinsey scale, 1 being exclusively heterosexual and 6 being exclusively homosexual, what rating would you say you were?
a five... yup... five.
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What would you do if you woke up one morning and found you were now Wilma Flintstone?
Well, I guess I'd summon Betty using the blinds to send a morse-code message, then dress up in our disguise of head-scarves and Chanel-like sunglass and head out shopping... just so we can hear the trumpets sound and holler "CHARGE IT!"
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What breed of small dog (less than 20 lbs) is quiet, gentle and good with children?
cockapoo... or any of the poodle crosses that are in vogue.
Terriers can be phenomenal, they can also be nippy -
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How do you fix a running toilet?
Glue his feet to the floor? LOL!
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How do you fix a running toilet?
check to make sure the flap/plunger inside the tank is sealing nicely to the drain...
Sometimes they get stuck in the open position. Sometimes they deteriorate and do not swing closed properly. Sometimes junk builds up where the flap/plunger seals against the drain...
If the tank is sealing and filling... and you discover that the water is overfilled and running into the tall tube......
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What gas station do you prefer filling your car up at?
Chevron.
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My friend gets really annoying.She acts all mature and stuff b/c she can cook 4 herself and everything.Practically anything i do or say gets her mad and annoyed with me.1 time i said something to her about how she always gets mad, and she got mad!!!
A.) What is your question?
B.) Why do you spend time with such an annoying person?
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I'm 13. My 16 year old girlfriend wants to have a baby. Should I?
NO...
Then, there's NO!
and NO!
NO!
Do you want to have a life where you have a chance of making your dreams come true? Finish school, get a great job, and THEN have a baby...
Many teenaged girls want to have a baby - they're living in a romantic dream of what it is like to be a mother.
No matter WHAT you both may believe - you're not ready for it and you...
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I have a ipod stereo and when I want to put the ipod it says:Do not use without appropriate adapter cradle.What does this mean?
if you have a shuffle, or certain nano's, they will need an insert that fits in the cradle so that the littler machine is properly supported.
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Who still loves there ex's
I have 2 ex's that I still have mixed-up sexual feelings for... and anger toward. So, there's unfinished business there, but it's not love... and there's nothing there I would act on...
probably always will be there... it's been 18-20 years since I've been involved with either one...
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A square with the measurement of (3x +2) for all four sides and the perimeter of the square is 64. How is the geometry question figured?
Do you understand the proof for a square?
That should be the key for understanding how to solve this story problem.
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Who else thinks that Tim Burton would do an incredible remake of The Wizard of Oz?
NEVER!
I should not be remade... it was done perfectly and any attempt to remake would never stand up to the original...
How about more original work - to become classics on there own - like "Big Fish" or "Nightmare Before Christmas"...
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I have 3mth. daughter w/ my BF. He has a 4yr. girl w/ his ex. Every holiday there's an issue bcause his ex insists on being around and I refuse 2 be there2. It's just 2 uncomfortable. I hate being in this situation,any advice?
Try not asking the same question twice... and try to use the correct category.
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My BF and I have a 3mth. old daughter. He also has a 4 yr. old girl w/ his ex.. This halloween his family and his ex have plans to go trick or treat'n 2gether. I'm very uncomfortable with the idea but I already missed christmas last yr.cause of this W2do?
Go with him.
You have to take folks with all their permutations of family. You can't ask him to cut off his ex - or he'll lose his child.
Learn to be trusting and flexible... he LEFT her and chooses to be with YOU....
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Who here is a virgin?
I was born in Illinois... only visited Vergin to and from N. Carryliner...
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I am looking for a used wedding ring set, to replace our originals. We never had REAL diamonds. Anyone have any to get rid of?
There are always wedding rings available on Craigslist...
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Do you use cash,debit or credit cards and why?
Debit and just a wee bit of cash.
I rarely use credit cards, only when I travel, emergency, or if I'm making a large, planned purchase.
I <heart> my debit card.
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How many different state or country drivers licenses have you had?
Three. Illinois, Minnesota, California.
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Why do most women (& even some men) feel the need to wear make-up?
Well, if I'm going on stage and I have a big blemish (or going to speak in public, etc) I will put on a little concealer or lighten up the luggage under my eyes...
It's about subtly camouflaging myself to prevent inappropriate distraction.
Now, if it's Halloween, the reasons are COMPLETELY different...
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My 6 month old kitten was chewing on a blanket this morning & after I noticed a little bit of blood there. I called my vet who felt it was just teething & not necessary to bring her in. Has anyone else had this experience? Anything I can do for her?
sounds normal to me. my cats chewed all kinds of things when they were teething...
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A Woman wants to rent her chimp out as a side job. Would you rent a chimp?
no, but there was another question on here asking where, in Seattle, you could rent a chimp.
I suggest she start her business there...
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Have you ever personally killed anyone, and why did you do it?
No, but I recently agreed with another AB poster's suggestion that a woman push her abusive husband off the balcony... so I guess I'm just an accessory...
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My dog just "past wind" while sleeping and woke herself up and it scared her. She just ran out of the room. Have you ever seen this happen?
++++ LOL!
You mean FARTED?! (We can say that here! LOL!)
I've seen people fart themselves awake (and animals) - but never such that they scared themselves...
I certainly hope there was no open flame in the vicinity...
LOL!
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Which do you like better, the smell of a kitten, or the smell of a puppy?
MUST I pick? I love them both so much...
If you force me, I'll say puppies... kitties don't seem to have as much of a distinctive scent to me...
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Do you have term for when you're using answerbag, such as "baggin'" or "being on the bag"?
Baggin' reminds me of a sex-act... and "on the bag" as a personal hygiene issue...
I usually just think - "Oh, time to go check out AB"
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What is a born again virgin in your opinion?
someone who lives near that river in Egypt...
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What are your thoughts on Barack Obama refusing to wearing an American flag lapel pin?
I think it is silly that someone in the press decided he wasn't wearing one and he should be... and it is the most newsworthy thing to discuss about this candidate...
Having said that, I'm afraid it /might/ be the most newsworthy thing to report about him...
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What does your shirt say right now?
"I'm a manly-man with a hairy chest...."
oh... wait... I'm not wearing one right now... bed time.
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Ok...if a jeanie of the lamp appeared in front of you and gave you a choice of either 20 million dollars or world peace,which would you pick?
World Peace...
if it wasn't guaranteed, then I'd take the 20mil and create my own world of peace.
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Does the fact that I'm a young, straight, white, middle-class, American male automatically make me evil and harboring an innate desire to oppress and dominate?
yeah... pretty much... why?
(okay, just kidding...)
.
Seriously, when does a generalization ever REALLY apply to an individual. generalizations remind me of Hari Seldon's psychohistorical predictions... you can't apply the math to forecast the future of individuals, but it is still applicable to massive groups of people...
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Would you use information that was obtained unethically although it could help you? Why or why not?
yeah. probably.
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I just bought a couch for my dorm room and its only been two days but my roommate has totally monopolized the couch. Every time i come in the room she is on it! I haven't even got to relax on it once! SHe smells bad and I'm ticked! What can I do?
Ask her if she's gonna contribute to pay for it - if she says "no" then tell her to get off, you'd like to enjoy your couch.
if she says "Sure..." then thank her and ask her if you guys can figure out a way to share more often.
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?
...[mo]tion of the wrist.
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Finish this statement: One night in ____ and the world's your ____!
go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours
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Who is your favourite fictional lawyer?
There can be no other answer for me:
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Do you have bad handwriting?
Pretty good - Male.
I'm better with a pencil than most pens... and I pretty much only use a pencil anyway.
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Do you have a business card
Yes - in 4 different patterns... cause they kept changing the logo for a while...
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What is the kindest deed you can do for a complete stranger?
provide oral se...
Oh, wait. This is a "family category"
I've done things like pay for the gas for the person in line behind me... given the next person in line the discount coupon redeemable on "your next visit"...
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Was it something I said?
You know what you did...
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I'm changing my business name. I provide illustration and animation services, among other things. The name can be creative and un-stuffy. Anything goes. Any ideas?
Paintcan Art
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I'm changing my business name. I provide illustration and animation services, among other things. The name can be creative and un-stuffy. Anything goes. Any ideas?
Crayon-Man Artistic Services.
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I'm changing my business name. I provide illustration and animation services, among other things. The name can be creative and un-stuffy. Anything goes. Any ideas?
Scribbles.
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I'm changing my business name. I provide illustration and animation services, among other things. The name can be creative and un-stuffy. Anything goes. Any ideas?
Jooptale Animation.
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What are the most common reasons a husband cheats?
boredom, sexual or otherwise.
anger.
anxiety about aging.
feeling that he's missing something in life.
escape.
revenge.
feeling out of control.
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How do I leave my husband? I want to take my children but he won't let me and gets his parents involved.
Open a credit card in your name only - use the address of your parents or a trusted friend, who will not rat out your secret to your soon-to-be-ex...
When the card arrives:
You get your kids packed, put them in the car, lock the house, and drive to the nearest ATM. Take out all the cash you can, take cash advances on all your credit cards. Go to gas station - fill up.
Drive. Drive....
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What's your drunk name? (First three letters of your name then bash the keyboard)
Jefcfj <- pronounce that, I dare ya!
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I have just found a baby thrush, it had fallen out of the nest. what do i feed it? i intend on keeping it cuzwe have got a cage ready for it!
If you go to a pet store that deal with parrots, you'll find that they have hand-feeding formula available. It is generally something you mix with warm water (temperature is important) and you feed with a special syringe.
It is critical to avoid over-feeding a baby bird. Their appetites are voracious and they will beg and beg even when their crop is bulging full. You have to know...
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Whose your fantastic four character: Mr. Fantastic, Human Torch, The Thing or Invisible Woman?
Used to be The Thing, but after I saw Chris Evans play Torch, I admit my affections have shifted...
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Do you have a Webkinz, and if so, do you absolutly love it?
What's a Webkinz? I really haven't a clue...
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Hey i wonna know what is the BEST flooring and wall paper for the nEw halloween room please thanks =)
Flooring should be creaky hardwood with undefinable stains here and there. Walls should be covered in dark burgandy and black velvet-flocked wall paper.
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Do the children Trick or Treat Door to Door still? If not what do they do?
My neighborhood gets tons of trick-or-treaters... I generally buy 6 or more pounds of candy - some years I've worried I was running out.
Our area gets lots of kids from neighboring areas - we're seen as being "richer" and so kids from struggling neighborhoods are often brought in for better "loot" - doesn't bother me much - we are fairly elaborate in our...
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How would you describe the 1980's in one word?
Glamorous!
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Have you been on a Royal Caribbean cruise before? If not, Would you try one in the future?
I just completed my 5th and became a "Platinum" member of the "Crown and Anchor Society" - which is Royal Carib's frequent floater club...
I love RCCL - I've been on the Disney Cruiseline as well, and very much prefer RCCL. I have family who have been on Princess, and their anecdotes lead me to believe RCCL is better (for me).
One thing I like about RCCL is...
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E^pi(sqrt(-1)) = 1. How hard is that to understand?
you're saying something about the one-time you ate pie, it made you squirt...
I'm not quite sure...
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I got drunk and looked at porn. Could I be pregnant?
LOL!
Depends - what kind of porn was it?
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I AM STRUGGLING IN MY FINANCE CLASS. WHERE CAN I FIND TUTORS OR HELP IN GENERAL?
I would look for someone a year or so ahead of you in the same program - someone with decent grades. You probably need to have thing's explained and sorted out in your head, more than actually have questions/answers drilled...
When I was in school, studying was a dorm event - everyone helped everyone else and it all balanced out pretty well.
Good luck!
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Bill O'Reilly, saint or sinner?
how about "loud-mouthed publicity-hound?"
I know it's not a choice, but it's far more accurate...
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If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
Actually, I don't think so... Google: mineral rights in terms of property rights.
I think there are specific laws about how deep you actually own, before it is not yours.
This comes into play when cities build subways, mining, oil drilling, etc...
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What is a synonym for "feeling pissed about something, but not talking about it to avoid drama"
That would be a lovely river in Egypt...
Denial.
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What do you do when you read, "Click Here for free access" on a website?
I do not click.
it's a scam... never get something for nothing...
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Who else REALLY needs a vacation? If you could take one now, to anywhere you want, where would it be and why?
I just got back from Vacation and could use another - I'd book a world cruise... see you in a year or two...
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What would my first words be if I saw what you looked like when you got out of bed in the morning?
Wow... I musta drank a LOT last night...
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Coffee, milk, water, alcoholic beverage, fruit juice or tea. Can you choose just 2 of these to drink for a month? Comments?
Water and alcohol.
That's is about all I drink anyway... I can't drink milk or caffinated bev's - and I only rarely drink juice.
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So i was just walking down a trail in the country in Simcoe, Ont. Canada late at night and noticed this animal about 70 feet infront of me. It looked pretty big,and it took off into the woods making a really high pitch screeching noise. Wh
Jackalope.
I'm sure of it.
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I need an email address for Mr Rosenblatt. He purchased Grab.com, of which I'm a member. His thoughtless, ill timed changes have turned Grab into a bug-filled swamp, & he needs to know what's happening there! Never have I seen so many bugs on one site!
Stop posting duplicate questions.
That will help a lot.
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When performing on stage, how do you get over nervousness?
If I'm singing with a group - I rarely get nervous. Experience and confidence in your talent will support you.
If I'm solo, and its not in a church, I'm a wreck... but "at the moment" you prepare prepare prepare and then just trust yourself and go with it... and before you know it you're done and being congratulated!
Some folks take beta blockers. They...
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If you lost $10,000 in a paper bag, and someone found it... what would you want them to do with it? Keep it or turn it in?
if it was a deposit bag that was identifiable - I'd probably return it.
If not, I'd stuff it in a deposit box and wait... watching the news to see if anyone publically reports it missing....
no report... maybe after 6 months... it's mine.
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Does anyone know of any "work at home" jobs that are legit? Minimum of $1000 a month. I reside in California if that helps.
look into data entry for medical records/medical billing. You should be able to make that easily enough.
It is legitimate, but check out the employer to make sure THEY are legitimate.
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I need an email address for Mr Rosenblatt. He purchased Grab.com, of which I'm a member. His thoughtless, ill timed changes have turned Grab into a bug-filled swamp, & he needs to know what's happening there! Never have I seen so many bugs on one site!
google "WHOIS" - it is an internet utility that allows you to find out who owns a domain and how to contact them.
Most major domain vendors offer WHOIS service via their website....
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What if you are thinking about cheating on your boyfriend. I mean your not about to sleep with anyone. You just need a friend so you don't feel alone.
well, if you're thinking of making a friend to fill a void in your life, how is that categorized as cheating?
or, are you thinking of making a friend to fill a sexual void... then, well, it may be time to pack your emotional baggage and take the next greyhound outta that relationship.
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Can I evict a tenant solely on the cause of me being a new landlord of a property and wanting to occupy their residence?
Actually, I think you can... you need to check your local statutes about leases on property that you purchase.
If the lease is "month to month" you certainly can - you give your tenant notice and out they go... same as if they left you.
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What's your favorite "F" word alternative? Freakin'? Fricken'? Effin'? Other?
That would be "Fuckin'"....
Oh...
... wait a minute....
nevermind.
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Where did you go for your honeymoon?
We got "officially" married as part of a trip to Washington DC for the March on Washington in 1993. Our trip became our honeymoon (as intended)
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Woot ShoppingSheryl just made SAGE! Anyone want to wish her the best in her Sagedom?
Congrats, Sheryl!! WHOOT!
(as predicted, you're not here to see it! LOL!)
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What is the easiest way to cancel AOL service? I heard AOL gave people a hard time when they called in to cancel.
persistence... as described above.
Although, I heard of another approach. Change credit cards to one you wish to cancel or is about to expire... or call your bank and tell them you lost the card and want a new one/new number.... then do not give the "new number" to AOL.
Then, call them and tell them you wish to cancel. That your card is no longer valid and you have no...
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Have you ever test drove a car, just because you had a errand to run and you didn't want to walk?
No, test drives around here don't work that way...
You don't get to "just take 'er for a spin" anymore... now you get in the car with a salesperson, and drive on a predetermined route. When I asked to deviate, salesperson said "We'll have to go back to store and get permission" - cause I wanted to see how it handled on the freeway.
and, in Los...
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Do you call your in-law's by their name, Mr. & Mrs., or mom & dad?
first name, generally. It was weird to figure out what to call them, then I settled there. It was probably something we should have jointly discussed... <sigh>
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Is it safe and effective to take Sudafed PE (active ingredient Phenylephrine HCI 10 MG) with an OTC Claritin tablet (active ingredient Loratadine10 MG) at the same time/together?
You can, but you may find the Claritin-D more effective... and longer lasting.
I don't find Sudafed terribly effective for me...
If you do take the decongestant, be sure to up your water intake significantly, or you'll just dry out your mucous membranes... which is miserable.
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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Why do stars fall down from the sky every time you walk by?
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What is the scariest thing that you know?
Clowns who drive ice cream trucks with warble-y music?
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Hey, can I bum a ride from you?
sure.... but no whining about the wind in your hair...
(and, the candy's in the glove-box...)
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I'm more comfy wearing briefs (tighty-whities), as opposed to wearing boxers. Is that normal?
Sure... I'm a brief/boxer-brief guy myself. I like the support.
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Do most ice cream trucks play the same song? If so, what is the song?
That spooky, horrible, warbley, electronic music?
I think it is the twisted tune of a psychotic pied-piper-murderer.
I'm sure that ice cream trucks are really driven by clowns...
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Do you think that if we encountered an intelligent alien race that we would most likely be afraid of it and end up going to war with it?
Depends on their level of intelligence and technology -
if they are sufficiently advanced, we'll believe them to be magicians or gods...
if they significantly lag, we'll be inclined to enslave or exploit them.
if they are rather equal, we'll probably fight with them, or draw them into our petty squabbles.
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What should we come together on as a Country or as a whole on this planet.
Planet... a human race... We'll never really accomplish greatness as long as we're fight among one another.... If we can't accept each others as equals, what will happen when we encounter a TRULY alien race...
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Is it out of the question for a 17 year old to be interested in or fall in love with a 23 year old?
no, but it is out of the question for the 23yo to allow the relationship to progress to a physical relationship.
As a general rule, if you're under 18, in the US, and you wanna play with sex, do it with folks you're own age until you're in college...
It is far safer on many, MANY levels.
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In Spain, what happens in February?
The rain mainly stays on the plain...
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What did you look like as a baby?
cute as a button...
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Feel poetic? write a line of yours or someone elses...
"Home is where the heart is."
That's what they all say...
But I wonder where MY heart is,
As I look toward this day.
(it's a stanza from a poem I wrote years ago - full of angst. and it's copyrighted! LOL!)
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Do you know a school bully that turned into a cream puff after getting out of school and starting to work?
I met a number of them at my 20 year High School reunion.
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Based on the numbers provided below, determine the missing value for A
857
261
A96
B 334 25 2251
This is the correct answer. All others are lying. I am alway happy to help you cheat on your homework...
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What would you do if a talking wolf made fun of your hair?
tell him "Well, tomorrow, my hair will look better, but you'll still be a talking... "
Oh.
Nevermind.
I'd probably flip him the bird and make a face... and keep going. Only later would I wonder how he could talk...
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If your wife/husband/gf/bf goes on a 5 week business trip..what would you do?
my partner travled 4 out of seven days a week for a year and a half.
At first, I was desperately lonely and depressed, but you learn to adjust...
Later, I was still lonely, but was no longer debilitated by it.
It is really hard on a relationship, though... because you start learning to live on your own, and can resent the intrusion of the return of your other...
I don't...
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Do you like hardboiled eggs? How do you like to eat them, do you eat them warm or cold, plain, or as an ingredient in something else?
I like eggs just about any old way -
Hard-boiled are good warm from the pan for breakfast, or chilled for a snack. They're good added to greens, egg salad, or deviled.
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To die a natural poor death and to be murdered a rich person which will be your choice
Depends... when will I be murdered? tomorrow? or at 90?
cause, I mean, everyone dies eventually...
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To die a natural poor death and to be murdered a rich person which will be your choice
Depends... when will I be murdered? tomorrow? or at 90?
cause, I mean, everyone dies eventually...
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No legs have I to dance,no lungs have I to breathe,no life have I to live or die,and yet I do all three.What am I?
I would suggest that wind would also be an answer... it dances, on a hot summer day people look for "a breath of wind" or breeze, ... Even though the wind does die down, it never really dies.
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Last night I saw a person in a food store open a box of cookies and give one to their child, then put the box back on the shelf. I confronted the person, should I have just ignored this?
Good for you! I would have done the same thing... otherwise that parent is teaching the kid entitlement... bah.
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Why would a woman take back a cheater
Maybe because she understands extra-relational sex isn't always about love... lots of things can drive a partner (male or female) to seek physical pleasure outside the relationship.
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What do you think of "Uggs" and "Crocs"? I think that the people who came up with these fashion disasters should be dragged out into the street and shot. Twice.
I think they are unattractive, however, they are very comfortable and practical.
I am (shudder) considering a pair of black crocs because I can wear them on stage during a concert if I'm not front row... they reports indicate they work VERY well...
Oh, Ender ist sehr komish?
...So würden Sie uns denken lassen.
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You know you were a part of the 80's when________?
You get wound up at the thought of a Duran Duran reunion.
You don't EVER want Men Without Hats to do a reunion.
"My Name is Luka" and "99 Red Balloons" make you groan "NOT AGAIN?!" ( but, curiously, you'd give "99 Luftballoons" a listen...)
Women had shoulders... the likes of which we hadn't seen since Joan Crawford.
Camaros...
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How likely are you to answer a question that is poorly worded and you have to really work to figure out what they're trying to ask?
Well, I'm likely to put a snarky comment up, but I will almost never attempt to seriously answer it.
I do not come here to THINK HARD about things... but more to interact with folks and to use as a diversion.
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What's your favourite Indian food?
Samosa
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What was the original company using "When 'so and so' talks, everyone listens" in their commercials?
I am fairly certain it was E.F. Hutton.
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There are 3 villages, "Truth", "Lies", & "Either". 3 men are sitting on a bench. One says, "I always lie", the 2nd "I always tell the truth", and the 3rd, "I sometimes lie and sometimes tell the truth". Assuming each is from one village who are they?
Three retired busy-bodies who should be doing volunteer work instead of gossiping on a bench.
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How would you tell someone that you weren't interested in what they were selling or offereing if they rang you up from who knows where on your home phone? if they keep persisting, how would you handle it?
"Sorry we're not interested." <hang up>
if they call back...
"Oooh - I'm VERY interested... can I speak to a supervisor? <wait> I have caller ID. If you call me again I'll report you to the Att'y General's office and the department of Consumer Affair." <- In California, that will work.
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Have you ever used the "unsubscribe from comments" option?
If so, can you resubscribe to them or see a list of threads you have unsubscribed from?
Why would I do that? I LOVE comments...
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You merge (freeway) and end up behind someone that is tapping their brakes in the fast lane to keep a 8< car following distance, going slower than everyone else, has cut you off once, and WON'T LET YOU PASS (keeping u behind on purpose). What do you do?
move to a right lane and take a deep breath - you don't wanna get any more pissed... then work out a way around the idiot.
There's ALWAYS a way to get around them.
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What part of "no" don't you understand?
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What part of "no" don't you understand?
The "O" part... I don't quite understand vowels...
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Info: 23 yrs old; have a daughter, which my loving inlaws(arkansa, where I'm in California) offered to watch so my wife and I can finish up college. Downfall: I miss the possible 4-8 yrs of my daughter's life, but in retur
get your education in Arkansas and be close to your child.
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When you go to a clothing store and one of the staff comes to you and starts suggesting things for you and trying to help you.... Do you actually find it helpful or just really annoying?
Annoying - I don't want to be "helped" - if and when I want assistance, I want them to be handy and ready to help me...
It's okay for them to greet me, but then they should withdraw and wait.
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If im watching a neighbors pet(same age as me 13) while she is away on vacation is it wrong to look at her underwear?
You KNOW the answer to this question - If you're looking for someone to tell you "Go ahead, snoop through your neighbors things... even though they trusted you... "
bah... you won't get it from me...
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Do you like glitter?
um... did I mention I'm gay... I LOVE glitter! LOL!
(Okay, that's a bit over the top, but, if well used, I do enjoy sparkly things...)
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Can you tell me something you GAIN by LOSING?
You can gain health by losing weight.
Is that the answer you were after?
How about:
You can gain freedom, comfort, and happiness by losing a deadbeat fool-of-a-boyfriend...
that any better?
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Platos Cave: Are you the prisoner or the escaped prisoner?
shhh... you're disturbing the shadows...
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If you can slap someone through the television... who would you slap?
Madonna, Britney, Paris Hilton, "Prince" von Anhalt, Tawny Kitan, all of the women on The View, Larry King, Bill O'Reilly, Geraldo Riveria, Andy Rooney, Star Jones....
Just to name a few...
I have a feeling I'd have a bruised hand for quite some time...
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Do you wear an attachment or wig (ladies) or a toupee and paint (men)?
Nope got all my hair and am likely to keep it for many more years to come.
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Do you have a green thumb or more like the finger of death?
green thumb...
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Complete this phrase. The best place to ____________ is ____________.
The best place to eat Rum Raisin ice cream is in bed with the carton carefully balanced on your belly...
LOL!
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Many ABers award points in direct proportion with how much the question or answer agrees with their opinions, religious beliefs (or the lack of them) and sense of humor (or lack of it). Do you believe that this was the purpose of the points system?
Well, it seems to me that questions used to be labeled such that you awarded points to "helpful" questions and answers and penalized for "unhelpful".
Now, you simply "rate" a question or answer, so I guess what you propose as common practice is appropriate.
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What season is it where you live?
we are in late fall - days alternate between HOT and cool... headed into winter, which is our rainy season.
We need rain this year to avoid going deeper in drought and fire dangers.
(oh, Southern California)
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Im 17ive had 15 boy friends and i couldnt commit to any of them ,or stay with them why?
It's called "dating"... it's what a 17 year old is supposed to do.
Worry about commitment after you finish college and have started to figure out your life a little bit.
If it happens before, enjoy it, but no need to chase it now.
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I'm Batman! Who are you?
I would like to say I'm "Wonderwoman" but, I'm not...
I suspect I may be "Aquaman"... or that cute "Wondertwin" guy, Zan...
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I love and adore women (when I have the time). Why would any man want to change his sexuality?
I love and adore men (when I have the time). Why would any man want to change his sexuality?
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Do you ever follow the 5 second rule when food hits the floor?
usually I do - depends on the floor... but only with "dry" foods... nothing wet or sticky...
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Tomorrow the person you love most is going to die. However, they don't know and if you try to tell them you'll die before you get the chance. Anyway, how do you handle their last day?
The gift would not be the day, it would be knowing, exactly, when the last moment would be...
So I could hold him and love him and tell him so over and over and over... and be there to see him leave and let him know not to fear...
The thought of such a gift sets me on the edge of tears...
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When is it right to turn down a job - it's not an illegal or illicit one - even though it is the only job you can find after four weeks of trying?
When it's a "bad fit" or you're only taking it for the money.
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When you were COMING OUT of the closet, what or who offered you the most encouragement and made you feel everything would work out in the end? How was this support communicated?
My straight roommate and dear friend John. He was so supportive when I told him. I knew he would be, but I still had an irrational fear that he'd move out and shun me... "cause, you know... a gay guy and a straight guy? that's gay..."
He was also the first really close person I told - so even though in my head I knew, my heart didn't believe yet. This was in...
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How would you feel if a single, one-day event killed 500,000 Americans in one fell swoop? (Ex. an apocalyptic landslide of the Los Angeles basin into the Pacific Ocean?)
First of all, Los Angeles is not sliding into the ocean... it is slowly relocating north, to make San Francisco a suburb...
Second, if it fell in the ocean (which it won't) way more than 500,000 people would die.
Third, a catastrophe generates a far greater response and very different response than death from sources perceived as natural, like heart disease, etc. It is just...
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Are you REALLY comfortable with 'exposing' your views and life on AnswerBag? If so, why? If not, why?
sure, for the most part, but I do self-censor a bit - there is the possibility that I might expose information that others in my life consider private, so I won't speak about experiences with other that may be delicate...
Otherwise, MY stuff is pretty-much open season...
(except my name... don't ask my name... I'd have to kill you... LOL!)
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If I told you that I was hungry, what would you make for me using only the items you currently have in your fridge?
cheese omelette and tater tots...
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Besides a curse word..What is your favorite word that starts w/ the letter 'B'?
Bit... oh...wait...
Basta... damn... no good...
OH! I KNOW!
Butter!
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If you were offered $50,000 to appear in an underwear ad, this very minute, would you do it?
yeah, but I'd tell them as I was racing to the bank to cash that check... cause after the see my belly, they may retract...
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I'm a well muscled, reasonably good looking (but very white) young guy. Can I turn women's heads by wearing a thong to the beach or are thongs worn by ladies only?
Unless you're at a specific beach where at thong in culturally the norm (and it ain't Rio - the men were speedos but not thongs...)
I think of male thong bathing suits as "purpose driven" - you wear them to tan, but not to promenade around pickin' up chicks.
Most guys who wear them to tan (even gay guys) have a cover-up handy - typically board shorts... and wear...
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You are sitting upstairs in your office, gazing out the window while on hold, all of a sudden you see YOUR car, driving down the street...WHAT DO YOU DO?
Call Lo-Jack then call the police.
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The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, or Abbott and Costello?
Stooges!
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Here comes the AB Ice Cream Truck! Treats are on me and I'm gonna have a Tweety Bird Popsicle! What can I get for you?
Orange sherbet push up, please. I'm not feeling well today. Sherbet is a comfort food.
Thanks.
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Does the color of a woman's hair really have anything to do with her attitude, personality or intelligence?
not by a function of Nature, but in western society, we have a tendency to categorize women by their hair color.
It is likely that a girl is treated differently because of her hair color and that as she grows, she tends to exhibit traits that people expect her to show: Blonde, dumb; Red, mischevious or firey tempered; Brunette, boring; Black, sultry; etc...
Nurture has as much, in some...
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I am 20, my girlfreind is 16 and she has an overbairing foster-mom. What should I do, how can I see her?
In the US, if you are having sex, you are tempting arrest. You are too old to be screwing a sophomore in High School!
If you REALLY care for this girl, you'll back off, avoid any sexual contact, and let her grow up...
In truth, I think it would be best for both of you to stop seeing one another and move on.
Four years isn't such a big thing when you are BOTH in your...
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Does going back to old boyfriends (because you regret calling it off, they were very handsome, and nice, but you didn't know them extremely well) , decades later usually result in bitter disillusionment
Everything in the world changes, except cherished regret-filled memories.
Don't get your hopes up. You may be pleasantly suprised, but you're more likely to be disappointed.
If the disappointment turns to bitterness, that is YOUR problem... it doesn't have to make you bitter.
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Where can I get a cheap Cleopatra costume online?
We made one for a friend.
Found an inexpensive pleated Grecian-looking dress at thrift store. bought jewelry. Made scepters out of plastic tubing stuffed with heavy gauge wire and sprayed gold. sprayed flip-flops gold. sacrificed an old disco belt (sob!), sprayed it gold, and covered the buckle with glue-gun, jeweled fiasco. bought the hairpiece. (although, if you have long hair, you...
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What do you think of when you think of Wales?
two things. First, my friend Hywel.
Second: Sex. Anecdotal advice to women having sex for the first time, or with someone they'd rather not: "Close your eyes and think of England..." Naturally, I realize that England and Wales are two ENTIRELY different places/concepts, but the phrasing of the question put that quote in my noggin.
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Everyone ever noticed the "HIDE CONVERSATIONAL" questions function on the main page? If so, have you used that feature?
saw it... wouldn't use it. Some of the best threads are conversational.
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Cleopatra or Princess Leia for Halloween? (Not slave Leia for you sickos)
Cleo is WAAAAY more fun... more accessories!! You get the cool beaded hairpieces, lots of jewelry and belts, and the cool scepters.... not to mention the really nifty eye makeup!!
By comparison, Leia is wearing an overly-modest toga and earmuffs! LOL!
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Avast, me hearties! Did you know that tomorrow is international "Talk Like a Pirate" day? What have ye te say?
Let me be the first to say "Ahoy, me buxom beauty!" on this great day! Have a great day and be sure to make a few landlubbers walk the plank!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
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Do you go to a tanning bed or prefer sun tanning?
I do not tan. I avoid direct exposure if possible - very fair skinned here..
I hate it, but since it's the dice I'm dealt, I deal with it.
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Does the sun burn itself?
Yup. where do you think the flame comes from... (I'm serious here...)
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When you drive do you typically go the exact speed limit or 5-10 miles more?
I live in LA - we drive about as fast as we can on the freeways... (but I am very conscious about speed on surface streets... )
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What are the similiarities of an atom bomb and a hydrogen bomb?
They both go >>BOOM!<<
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I have had a stuffed animal since I was 2 years old. i still have the same one after all these years. And yes i still sleep with it. Does anyone else sleep with a stuffed animal?
I have one from 197x... I was really to old for him when he was given, but I still have him... now he lives on a shelf in my office, but I have kittens who sleep with me... LOL!
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I usually awake in the middle of the night to check on my daughter. This has happened every night since i have been back. Is this normal?
Probably not... but it doesn't seem severe. Sounds like an anxiety is making it imperative to check on her safety.
What can you do to make yourself feel more secure? That's the place I would start.
(yeah... advice from Jeffers, who's having his own bout of insomnia tonite...)
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Zyban, nicorrete, etc. I have just about tried them all. Is there therapy out there to quit smoking?
I used sheer willpower, combined with self-disgust.
I started noticing all the butts ALL OVER the place, and decided I didnt' want to contribute to that anymore, so I started putting my butts in my pocket- which, naturally, was gross.
that helped me realize what I was putting in my lungs...
(me, the asthmatic... sheesh!!)
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Can anyone help me? i am doing this puzzle and need help! i must re arrange the following letters to make the name of a famous actor, actress or director. C B A A A J S I E S L
Marlin Perkins.
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Can anyone help me? i am doing this puzzle and need help! i must re arrange the following letters to make the name of a famous actor, actress or director. C B A A A J S I E S L
Jessica Biels
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Went out with some friends last night to a bar. I was the DD cause I dont drink in public. Why is it when your friends know that you are responsible for taking them home they always try to pressure you into having "just one drink"?
Cause they are having fun, and attribute it to reduces inhibitions from the booze, and think you are NOT having fun, and need a drink to join in... truth is, you probably ARE having fun watching them (yet again) make fools of themselves...
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Have you ever woke up coughing up brown mucas?
yup - after a night of bad allergies... it's usually sinus draining running into my lungs... can also be excessive mucous buildup in lungs if asthma (or cold) acting up... not good, but not serious. If it turns green, you have a pulmonary infection and need antibiotics.
If you have a history of pulmonary disease, you should keep an eye on it.
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If one has a body part amputated, is it possible, if one focuses hard enough, for that body part to grow back? What about a tooth?
I won't say it is IMPOSSIBLE, but it sure as heck ain't bloody likely!
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Is an "unlocked SIM card" the same as an "unlocked" phone?
nope.
Often, wireless providers will put software modifications in their phones to prevent them from being used on a different providers network. This is most typical with GSM phones. (I don't have experience with CDMA and locking)
If you put your sim in a "locked" phone, you will not be able to use it.
Unlocking a phone is removing this "locking" software...
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What do you think drives a person to want to become a porn star?
Easy money... and maybe exhibitionism/narcissism...
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If somebody started picking food out of their teeth in front of you, how would you respond?
I would probably say "Would you stop that - it's bothering me..." and if not suggest the get a toothpick and find a private space until they've fixed the problem.
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Do you dress like a lady?
Occasionally... On usually on Halloween...
But, not always lady-like....
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Write an equation that shows the realtionship between the total cost and the number of tons of rocks that you are having delivered.use c for the total cost and t for the number of tons.40$ delivery fee and $13.75 per ton of rocks.
Your question is not complete.
c=tons times price, minus coupon, plus delivery fee, times temperature, divided by number of delivery men times tip, plus cost of shovels.
go do your own homework.
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Is it a good thing or a bad thing to have old fashioned values?
I think it's a good thing to have defined values, period. I may not always agree with a persons values, but I credit them for having some basis for their life.
I think, like anything else, a person should always be open to discuss their values and the reasons for them... and possibly be open to modifying them...
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Do enjoy being hugged or does it make you feel uncomfortable?
I like sincere hugs from people I know... I do not like hugs from folks who use them as a handshake. They are too intimate, in my opinion.
I guess I don't like "casual hugs"... LOL!
It seems to me, if you're a person who hugs at the drop of the hat, you should know it is not always comfortable or natural to the person you're hugging... and may be unwelcome....
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I am a pretty big guy. When I say big, I mean muscular. I am 6'1, 245lbs, with 10% body fat. I dont think that i am ugly but I have a hard time finding women to date. Is it because i look to intimidating?
hmm... it's hard to tell from your avatar - but it's more than just the primary stats when it comes to attractiveness... let's see some better pics. You may look intimidating, but you may also just look like a muscle-bound dufus...
Also, women are interested in the "entire package" not just the first glance.
You may just need a little "queer eye"...
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I have 3 rats and they all got a respritory illness. I had them on tetracycline for 5 days but they seem to be no better. My albino is now vey ill. She is falling all over the place and can hardly move. What is wrong?
How old are they?
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Define: Messticles
Messticles: Slang for "My Testicles" such as "Take your hands off messticles. I don't like you that way..."
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Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Ursala. I'm sure of it... really.
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In "Mr. & Mrs. Smith", who plays the Iranian prince who gets killed (near the start) by Jane Smith?
I don't know - here's the cast, including uncredited:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356910/fullcredits#cast
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Cake, or Death?
Oh cake, please.
I hope you don't run out...
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I think we should just start giving WRONG (but close) answers to all these homework questions, who's with me?
I routinely give wrong answers - outrageously wrong answers...
It really annoys me to see kids who are sooo lazy they'd come here to cheat...
It's more work to post a question here, then to simply look up the River Seine, or whatever...
I worked hard to achieve excellent grades and honors throughout school. I hate that others think they can cheat their way to what I earned....
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Are there any subjects that are taboo to you on AB?
aside from discussing AB taboos?
Nope.
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When you are still sleeping , and you hear your self talking in your sleep , and you say something like "i want ___ back, what could it possibly mean?
you've got another call?
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Do you think karma is now starting to close in on OJ?
I think he may have pushed the envelop too far this time. I kinda hope he get's "the rack" -
My partner's comment was, "Gee, he must be getting really desparate..."
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Do you shave before, during, or after your shower?
The best thing you can do to have a clean, rash-less shave is to make sure there's lots of water involved with the hair - soaking it good before you cut...
at the end of a steamy shower will give a man a very close, clean shave...
The second best thing is to moisturize afterward...
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I love cottage cheese with a hint of salt. Does anyone else like cottage cheese and with what do you mostly eat it?
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I love cottage cheese with a hint of salt. Does anyone else like cottage cheese and with what do you mostly eat it?
I like it all sorts of ways - one good one that I haven't seen here - cold Cottage cheese on a steaming hot baked potato...
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Im 17 and in a long distant relationship n ive been with him for 1 yr. but lately when we fight he just turns off his phone and ignores me for a week and its really stressing me out and making me depressed what should i do? because he means the world 2 me
I think it's time to pack your emotional baggage and get yerself on the next greyhound outta that relationship.
You obviously value him more than he values you. You're only 17 - you've got plenty of time to find a mate - learn from this relationship and move on...
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Just curious how many of you have heard of Valgard Murray? He is my dad and growing up I never really knew his fame. As a adult I'm starting to see how many people highly respect him. Kind of funny and interesting I mean he is my dad after all.
You mean this guy?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Asatru-Odinic_Alliance
"he key successor organization was the Asatrú Alliance, started after the Free Assembly's demise by Arizonan Michael J. Murray (whose "magical" Asatrú name is "Valgard Murray")."
involved with Neo-Nazism and Norse gods?...
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Just curious how many of you have heard of Valgard Murray? He is my dad and growing up I never really knew his fame. As a adult I'm starting to see how many people highly respect him. Kind of funny and interesting I mean he is my dad after all.
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Have you seen the new iTouch? Do you really think the touch screen will work perfectly? Every time I have used one in the past my fingers have allways been too big!
I am a HUGE Apple fan, but I'm disappoined with it - I went to the Apple Store this weekend, and played with it a while.
I found the browser to be NOT intuitive, particularly with regard to sizing/zoom and rotating from portrait to landscape. I was able to type sorta-okay - but I was hyper-conscious that my fingers felt too big... it wasn't awful, but wasn't smooth and...
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So you think you can dance?
We could go to The Rage, but there are more fun places to dance than Rage... depends on "the scene" you're after...
Saturday, at Oil Can Harry's is retro disco night - much more in keeping with the tone of this thread, I think!
AND not as much "circuit party hijinks" if you know what I mean...
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What dance craze do you remember most and did you enjoy it?
The Hustle! Was fun!
Also "real" counry dancing - not the line dance craze, but waltzing and polka and square danceing and the Virgina Reel and the schottische and promenades, etc...
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Which is better... the movie in the original language with subs, or the movie with a dubbed audio track? Why?
Subtitles, please. I have no problem reading and do not find it intrusive. I cannot stand dubbing - the voice never matches the intensity and emotion of the scene and the actors. It always sounds like a bad commercial reader.
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Does anybody know China cook? chopsticks?
I've never met her, but I can't imagine she likes being called "Chopsticks" even if you only call her that cause she's got skinny legs...
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At what age, do kids start thinking they know more than their parents?
As soon as they learn the meaning of the word "No." They start telling you as soon as they learn to say "No."
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Why aren't you naked?
Who says I'm not...
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So you think you can dance?
I'm a gay man... I *KNOW* I can dance...
<sheesh...>
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You go out to dinner or to a bar, what would be the first drink you order, what would be the second?
if strictly a bar it would either be champagne all night or Ketel One martini, up, "just *THINK* vermouth", all night.
if a restaurant, it would be Ketel One as a cocktail, then an appropriate wine.
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"Da ben dan .. yao qu mao yi dao" made it to sage today. Anyone wanna congratulate him with me?
WHOOT!
Congrats, dude!
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How secure are you with your sexuality?
completely secure.
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We area having a b-day party for my boys who have everything. they have loads of cloths, and toys that are still packed because there is so many. Everyone wants to know what to get them. What do I tell them?
As a lot of people have said in a round-about-way... Time to teach your children about charitible giving.
My niece (who's now 10) has SO many family/chosen family members, that she was showered with gifts at every opportunity. Her Mom quickly saw the problem and very early started teaching the girl about giving to charity... as a gift event approached, her Mom would say, "Okay,...
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Are you pets allowed to sleep in the same bed as you?
The cats are, although one of the pair rarely joins us.
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What do you love about BLT sandwiches the most?
Yeah, I'd say the bacon... it's sooo bad for me.
(since I don't know the inside joke, I apologize in advance for any double entendre)
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Hubby said he is not in love with me..but does love me...he is in love with another woman...said he wants me sexually..what is that suppose to mean if he says he loves another
It sounds like he wants his cake, with ice cream on the side.
Get thee to a marriage counselor... or else prepare to pack your emotional baggage and climb aboard that greyhound bus...
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How do I get him to buy me flowers?
tell him you love to be surprised by flowers.
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My boss recently prohibited us from drinking water or coffee at our desks!! Considering I am pregnant, I need to stay hydrated and have a snack and most of my coworkers drink water all day to diet.Is he going overboard with the water? Legally?
Get your doctor to write an order regarding your need to eat and drink throughout the day - and your employer will either need to allow you to snack and drink at your desk or else leave constantly to fulfill the Dr's orders.
If it is Dr's orders, they cannot disallow permission.
Personally, I think they're nuts and I'd start looking for a new job...
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Ya dee ya dee ya dee ya da- What does this mean anyway?
It means you or someone you often converse with watches Seinfeld.
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I just found out that we can't cash in AB points for airline miles - anyone else disappointed?
Bummer - I was counting on topping of my points and upgrading to first class on my next vacation.
This just sucks... <- (like a sullen 14 year old...)
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Why do you think that it is Ok to mock Jesus and not some of the other religious leaders?
Who says I can't mock other religious leaders?!
As a matter of fact, I rarely MOCK Jesus... I OFTEN mock Christian leaders who claim to know god better than the rest of us...
(Other than my Jesus Saves Sinners joke... but then, I like to think it would make him chuckle too... LOL!)
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Please tell me goodnight?
Just adding a question mark doesn't make it a question.
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What kind of noodle is best to use when making a chicken noodle soup?
The only correct answer for this question is: Homemade egg noodles.
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Is there any problem that ice cream doesn't help make better?
Nope. None. There are two laws with regard to Ice Cream.
Jeffers First Law of Ice Cream:
There's ALWAYS room for Ice Cream
Jeffers Second Law of Ice Cream:
Ice Cream ALWAYS helps.
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What lines of a hymn can you remember?
Dude, I was a seminarian and a cantor... I know more hymns that is safe for most people to be exposed to... seriously.
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Does Jesus collect stamps?
Naw, Jesus saves sinners...
And redeems them for valuable prizes!
(I can't BELIEVE I've been able to use that joke TWICE here! Whoot!)
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If AB hosted a weekend event for all ABers, and paid travel and hotel expenses, would you attend? (You would have to wear nametags with your avatar and username.)
Yes. I think we're planning some sort of event for October...
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Are you straight or curly?
Wavy to curly.
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Do i spin you right round, baby, right round, Like a record baby, Right round, round, round?
Ah, I'm in college dancing myself dizzy... tequila sunrises and kamikazes probably helped...
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When was the last time you flew on a plane? Where did you go?
couple weeks ago - returning from Alaskan Cruise vacation.
I fly about 4 times a year - sometimes more...
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Biggest turn offs?
bad breath followed by nasty body odors...
I should qualify - I love the smells of the body - just the smells of a relatively CLEAN body - stale sweat makes me queasy.
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What is the smallest unit of life on Earth?
it sure-as-hell ain't minutes spent in a meeting at the office....
<sheesh!>
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Could you spend a week alone in silence or do you need noise and people?
I've done "silent retreats" before - 5 days in length - with religious communities.
There are a few exceptions to the silence primarily religious rituals allowed public speaking.
It's actually rather easy, if you get past trying to 'game' it - first timers typically get into pantomiming at the dinner table and what-not. Even there, it really becomes a...
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Have you ever fantasized about another Bagger?
Oh I have, but there's no way in hell I'll confess a name<s>...
Can't make me... no way!
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?
"At last he fell asleep and dreamed of being a little boy lost in an airport"
In the back of PowerSat by Ben Bova, there's a preview of an upcoming novel (now released) called "The Green Trap" - so that is the last sentence.
The last sentence of the actual novel, PowerSat, is "Saving the world." But, it's not really a sentence, just a fragment.
...
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Why does AB die at night T_T?
Eventually, even the most hard core <yawn!> on the West Coast have to go to bed...
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What is hypotenuse?
It's what happens when women over-tease their hair and it becomes too tangled to work with.
Often overheard in beauty salons... "Hello, Pretty Beauty Hair Salon... Miss Velma? Yah, it's Fern - you have a crisis... Hypotenuse again. How many times have I told you a little tease goes a long way!? Yah, I can fit you in at 12:30..."
All the other answers......
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What three things do you consider yourself to be very bad at?
1. Putting things away. I'm lousy at it.
2. Completing things where I'm only moderately interested.
3.
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Have you ever forged a signature? I did 30 years ago I forged my father' signature to endorse a cheque to him the day he died so it would be deposited in my mother' account. But we had the same name:)
I used to forge my mom's signature on school notes too - she didn't care as long as I told her I was doing it - she was in college herself at the time and was fine that I was "empowered" -
"Mom, you gave me permission to skip gym this week"
"Mom, you gave me permission to go to the choral festival next month"
"Mom, your gonna write me a...
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What would your reaction be if you were put into the AB-Penalty Box? Would you be horrified and upset, or would you simply shrug and wait for your "time to be served"?
I seriously doubt I'll ever be put in the box... so I'd be horrified and probably withdraw from the community, assuming I'm no longer welcome.
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If you were at a business lunch and you ordered a rare steak and they bought it to you well done, what would you do?
Probably send it back.
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What's the key to talking dirty, online or on the phone?
You have to totally believe what you're saying is extremely sexy and that you're very good at it...
Be totally confidence... and don't try to be overly creative... say just enough to set their imagination down a road... it will take care of the rest...
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Whats wrong with senator craig gettin a little HJ? huh?
Standing by itself <ahem> nothing,
But, how has he led his public life? If he's been a religious conservative only to reveal he's a hypocrite... well, lots wrong with gettin' a little nookie on the side.
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My cat is 20... is that old?
For a cat, yes.
You need to love and cherish your kitten, I'm afraid her/his days are numbered.
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What color are your nipples?
Pale pink, then they get dark when they're excited... LOL!
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For all the gays out there, does it offend you when straight people jokingly say to each other (not in a derogatory way) "you're my lesbian lover" or something of the sort? I hope I made this question clear, I'm not too sure how to explain it.
I've never heard such a thing, but THAT language wouldn't bother me... Now if one str8 guy said to his male friend (gay or str8) "You're my faggot bitch" - that would piss me off, even if they were "joking"
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What was the wildest thing you've ever done, sexually? Who was it with?
Prob threeway with two other guys... friends... was great fun...
oh, yeah...then there was the time I has sex on a tennis court... pretty much in the "wide open" at 2am... <gulp> that one was fun, but I regret that one -
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If you got picked for the draft, What's it called when you run to canada?
running for you life?
I think it was often referred to as "draft dodging"
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What is the most disgusting item currently in your fridge?
a small vat of emulsified fat used for cake baking... it's the most disgusting color.
Like a vat of pus... really. It grosses me out.
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If the continents once formed Pangea, but their plates drifted apart, and are still drifting today, will they eventually close the gap that is the Pacific and meet again on the other side of the world in another supercontinent?
My guess is that once Pangea broke into plates (or they started moving) that they will continue to move for the life of the planet... so, land masses might briefly (in geological terms) kiss other land masses, but probably not permanently join.
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How many of my Pirate Brothers and Sisters accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as the One True God? Who else here has been touched by his Noodely Appendage and seen the Truth of the Pasta?
Arrrgh! I've been a Pastafarian for ages... I have an image of the holy fork on the wall here in my office...
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Why do you try to snort Legos?
Cause he smells so much better then those damnable Hobbits...
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UK ABers: Whom do you prefer as your next monarch; Prince Charles or Prince William?
Unless Parliament changes the Act of Succession, you don't have a choice. Charles will be the next Sovereign.
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If I was a woman and I was, for some reason, found with child I would get an abortion...would you?
Depends on the circumstances around the pregnancy. I wouldn't do it as a form of casual birth control. If there were reasonable, legitimate reasons for not having the child, I have no problem with abortion.
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I got wasted at a party and madeout with a random guy. my boyfriend doesn't know and wont findout unless i tell him. i feel horrible and guilty because it was a mistake. would it be better to tell him and risk us breaking up or leave him unknowing?
If there is absolutely no way that he'll ever find out, then I agree. Don't tell him - but, as TaoZen suggests, learn from your mistake.
If it happens again, you need to reevaluate your relationship. In that case, I would suggest that you're not ready for a committed relationship.
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73 pickles are jump roping in my garden under the moonlight. Does this mean anything?
You shouldn't worry, but if you are concerned place a line of Mason or Ball canning jars in front of your threshholds. It's well known they will not cross a line of canning jars.
Good luck to you.
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What the difference between a matron of honor and a maid of honor? The gal lives with the father of her child. Is it virgin related?
a "Maid of Honor" is a woman who has never married. a "Matron of Honor" is a woman who is or has been previously married.
That's all.
There's no virginity test.
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My girlfriend is amazing and there's no way I'd break up with her for this, but she always cuts her hair really short. She knows I strongly prefer long hair, but she says it's too much of a hassle. Is this something I'll just have to suffer through?
You don't get to tell the women who share your life how to dress, wear their make up or do their hair.
How would you like it if she told you that you had to wax ALL your body hair, because it pleases her... your hair gets in the sheets and toilet and sink and in the way during sex. and you have to wax, not shave, cause shaving makes a mess and bristles...
It is not your...
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Grape flavored croûtons have banded together and declared jihad against my pencil shavings. What should I do?
Pray god you have enough erasers to for a defensive front and lob every paperclip and ketchup packet you can find at them...
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Good luck and God be with you...
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Tattoos - hot or gross?
Hot on some, but on the wrong person and if either affected or overdone, turn off.
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What did you do the first time you were shirtless in public (I mean, at a pool, or just in the city)?
ran around and giggled, I'd imagine - I a toddler...
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What is an Orange?
an enclave of political conservatism in Southern California...
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Do you suppose that being poor results in bad manners, or that bad manners result in being poor?
Bad Manners is related to poor parenting and bad training. It has nothing to do with wealth or its lack.
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Why don't you vote?
I always vote- even in the local "school board" elections. I believe "If you're going to express an opinion about politics and government, you have an obligation to vote - otherwise, leave the discussion to those of us who exercise the privilege."
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If someone gave you a good amount of cocaine and all you could do with it is either use it for only yourself or flush it...what would you do?
since I only have those options. I'd definitely flush it.
I've never been interested in non-pharmaceuticals other than alcohol.
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How does it make you feel when you go into work and your coworkers are ill, do you want them to come to work or would you rather have them stay at home?
I find myself very annoyed. I'm one of those folks who catch EVERYTHING... I hate that folks drag their germs into the office and infect everyone else.
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Disney is always known for their love stories. Besides the characters who are supposed to fall in love and be together... which two would you like to pair up?
Gaston and Hercules... really! LOL!
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If AB started making t-shirts, what would the slogan and logo be?
how about:
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Where is a good place to meet girls?
a gay bar. seriously.
Women love to go with their gay guy to party - and they always say "Sigh - so many handsome men, and none for me..."
Whenever I've taken a straight friend, he's always done "well"... LOL!
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What do you think would happen if all the cellphones in the world stopped working? Do you think my co-worker would explode because she couldn't talk to anyone?
One can only hope... the truth is she'd find some other way to annoy everyone around her...
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What does "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" mean?
it's better to appreciate what you have over coveting what may or may not be available.
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I need to confess! A co-worker kneeled over the other day for a few minutes to do something, and the top of her butt crack was showing. Was it wrong of me to look?
nope... I probably would have pointed and laughed...
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What color is your underwear?
White - very nearly always white.
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Be totally honest now .... If you found $10,000 in a paper bag would you hand it in or keep it?
I'd probably keep it... depends on the circumstances... and if I could figure out its source.
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Would you do a kiss and tell too the newspapers, if you dated someone famous?
Tom Cruise... I'd love to drag that dufus out of the closet once and for all!
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What is your first name backwards? Mines giarc.
Sreffej.
It looks like a character from The Tales of the Arabian Nights...
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What do you think of when you think of Vancouver,BC, Canada
Alaskan Cruises... <sigh>
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Who do you believe was the best Disney villain?
I have two fav's, and they're both more "contemporary" - Gaston and Ursala
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Have you ever been to a drag show?
Darling, I *AM* a drag show... well, at least on Halloween!
I've been in them, and seen many - I find the whole subculture to be great fun!
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Will my old AT&T sim card work in any new unlocked gsm phone?
if you still have an active account at AT&T associated with that SIM card it will - otherwise, no.
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The Po River flows west to east across the northern territory of which nation-state?
Tinky-winky. It's in Eastern Europe. Really....
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The rhine river forms the western border between which two nation-states? ________and___________.
Missippi and Arkansas. I sure of it!
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Nearly the entire nation-state of Switzerlans is dominated by which range of mountains?
DUDE! You could look these answers up in your book (or Wiki them) way faster than it takes to type them here...
Get a life, for god's sake... at this rate you'll still fail the class.
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In what currency will you be accepting your bribes?
Dollars, Euros, Pounds Sterling
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The seine river dlows through which european capital city?
I would expect the Seine goes on the down-low in Amerstam, like everyone else...
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Do girls like to have their nipples sucked?
My singular experience says yes...
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I'm getting married on Halloween. Do you have any ideas for a spooky/creepy cake topper for the wedding cake?
how about a pair of big spiders whose webs drap down the layers of the cake?
The cake decorator should be able to make a cool web...
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Do men like to have their nipples sucked?
depends on who's offering the nipple-nips... but usually I do. LOL!
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How many partners have you had? (I just want to see the average on here)
I've had 4 major committed relationships... the last is nearly 17 years old and still running.
If you're asking about sexual partners... I couldn't even begin to count. But boy, most of them were sure a lot of fun!
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When dancing the electric slide what type of music do you prefer, A) pop music B) country C) hip hop ? List some of the songs if you would, thanks.
While I really enjoy line dancing to country music, it will always be a dance belonging to "Disco" era music in my mind.
The Hustle & The Bus Stop.
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What are the major differences between democrates and republicans and who truly controls both parties if anyone?
I thought the "trilateral commission" controlled both parties...
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What is the time where you live?
1:35am and I should be in bed... but I only need one more stinkin' point!! LOL!
"Hello, My name is Jeffers and I'm an AB Addict..."
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When dancing the electric slide what type of music do you prefer, A) pop music B) country C) hip hop ? List some of the songs if you would, thanks.
While I really enjoy line dancing to country music, it will always be a dance belonging to "Disco" era music in my mind.
The Hustle & The Bus Stop.
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We recently got a Chihuahua/Dachshund mix and he always lays under blankets, and i'm not sure why, is he cold, is it maybe a security issue. I've never seen a dog do this and i'm really not sure what to think about it.
My sister's Yorkie does this all the time. I think he likes the confinement and being close to her...
Both of my cats do this from time to time.
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Is it okay for women to wear briefs?
Only if she has a penis...
j/k - of COURSE it's okay - I certainly think that choice makes more sense than wearing a t-back.... those things LOOK like they'd hurt...
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Do you think if you name a boy blake theyll turn out gay? sorry if there are any male blakes reading this....
Most definitely - the kid will be installing track lighting in the nursery...
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George Bush thanked John Howard on live TV for sending Austrian troops to Iraq. What do you think? Should John Howard be sending Austrian troops to Iraq?
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Do you like champagne, and which do you prefer?
Veuve Clicquot
yum.
Moet is good... and Taittinger too.
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Revelation 1:1, "The revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show his servants what must SOON take place." [emphasis added] Did it happen, and human history missed it, or was it inaccurate?
I musta been in the bathroom.... great.
I ALWAYS miss the slow-speed car chases too... <sheesh!>
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Do you know of anyone who has been successfully "cured" of homosexuality?
nope, but I know of lotsa folk who were cured and then, somehow, "got sick again..."
Otherwise, I know people who went through those programs only to later realize they were, in fact, gay intrinsically and couldn't be "cured"
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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny?
In line to receive communion...
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George Bush thanked John Howard on live TV for sending Austrian troops to Iraq. What do you think? Should John Howard be sending Austrian troops to Iraq?
I'd say it would be quite a trick for him to locate Austrian troops, much less get them to go to Iraq on his command.
I betcha Angela Merkel was annoyed...
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Whenever I wear a pair of shoes that I do not wear often, I get blisters on my feet. Any way to stop this from happening?
the short answer is to wear the shoes more often.
Actually, it's very good for you shoes to NOT wear them two days in a row... gives the leather a chance to relax and dry out. Also, helps prevent foot-fungus.
(or, so I've been told)
Just put your shoes in rotation more often. If it's a "special" pair, get some moleskin and apply that to your foot in the place...
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