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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now?
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Religion is regarded by the ignorant as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca. Do you agree?
True.
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What's something you shouldn't say to a police officer?
"I'll talk to yo mamma outside"
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Who thinks Obama's joke about the Special Olympics (in reference to his bowling score) on Leno was distasteful.
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXcgpZwsBPY&feature=player_embedded
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Whats is an MP3 downloading program that is SAFE for a computer and does the job well?
slsknet.org
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What do you think of Newt Gingrich and his statement that Rush Limbaugh's hope for the President to fail is "irrational"/
James Carville said that he wanted Bush to Fail... On the morning of September 11th. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/03/11/carville-wanted-bush-fail/
And if you read Limbaugh's essay, it's Obama's socialist policies that he wants to fail, not the country.
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Haven't some aspects of socialism been helpful for some countries?
Socialism is the Big Lie of the twentieth century. While it promised prosperity, equality, and security, it delivered poverty, misery, and tyranny. Equality was achieved only in the sense that everyone was equal in his or her misery.
In the same way that a Ponzi scheme or chain letter initially succeeds but eventually collapses, socialism may show early signs of success. But any...
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Haven't some aspects of socialism been helpful for some countries?
No. http://www.thefreemanonline.org/featured/why-socialism-failed/
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Do you think, under any circumstances, an American should wish Obama to fail?
James Carville said that he wanted Bush to fail and the press left him alone. AND... He said it on the morning of September 11th 2001 http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/03/11/carville-wanted-bush-fail/
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Why is there such a stigma around the word, 'socialism'?
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. – Thomas Jefferson
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Why is there such a stigma around the word, 'socialism'?
I believe the states can best govern our home concerns and the federal government our foreign ones. – Thomas Jefferson
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Why is there such a stigma around the word, 'socialism'?
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What would happen if anachondas went extinct?
not much
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Do you think the macho man, alpha male, mentality is a little played out? Do women really like such narrow minded, old fashioned, biased kind of guys? I thought the evolution of society would have dealt with these types by now.
Society hasn't evolved it has devolved. Stupid people are breeding at a much higher rate than intelligent ones. Notice that reality TV is the most popular thing on TV rather than something intellectual.
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Avallach has won the Guru Badge. Would you like to join me congratulating him?
No, this just seems like a play for points on your part.
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Why is there such a stigma around the word, 'socialism'?
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. – Thomas Jefferson
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Does anyone have any inspirational quotes?
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. – Thomas Jefferson
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If I am an atheist, should I try (while remaining civil) to convince religious people that they are wrong?
Sure, they have been trying to do the opposite since anyone can remember.
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Why is there such a stigma around the word, 'socialism'?
Because socialism implies big government and high taxes and as Thomas Jefferson put it, "The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases". A socialist country is not a free country, it is a country where the people in power decide how the common man should live his or her life.
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Why is there such a stigma around the word, 'socialism'?
Because, by definition socialism is public or state ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods. This is the opposite of what the founding fathers of our country envisioned and the opposite of a FREE society. Personal responsibly, personal property, self ownership, the right to keep the fruits of your labor, that is what this country was founded on. #
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With whom would you be most comfortable as the leader of the Republican party?
Ron Paul
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What is Obama's worst quality?
African descent
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Do you think that total greed & "I want the best now. Don't Matter if I can't pay" mentality is really at the root of this great economic crisis?
I believe that the proper term for this mentality is "nigger rich"
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What political leaders are worth studying? Why?
Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Payne, Samuel Addams, Ayn Rand, Ron Paul, Barry Goldwater
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Do you think, under any circumstances, an American should wish Obama to fail?
Did Democrats want Bush to fail at the end of his first term? Hell yeah they did. A president that is somewhat successful gets reelected for the most part. Does that mean that those democrats wanted something bad to happen to the county? No. The democrats at that time knew that Bush would do more to further an agenda that they didn't like if he served a second term. They wanted him to...
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How would you grade President Obama's first 50 days in office?
Awful. F-, his budget is more than the budget of every president before him - COMBINED. Instead of passing the stimulus package they could have just had every American not pay taxes for a year. How do you think that would have stimulated the economy?
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Do you think, under any circumstances, an American should wish Obama to fail?
Yes, it is ok to want his policies to fail, if you feel that in the long term they will be harmful to the country. Let me put this into perspective for you lets say, hypothetically, that bush while in office could overturn Rove v. Wade. Would people want him to fail? Yes, they sure as hell would. Does that make them unpatriotic? No.
Once a government social plan is implemented it is near...
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Would you like to see why capitalism works and statist (socialist, fascist, communist) governments fail? (Please see first answer)
This is Korea at night, note a central planning state controlled government to the north and a capitalist government to the south. Who do you think has the higher quality of life? Where would you rather live if given the choice?
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I have done 3 bmi tests which say im underweight, i need ways to put on weight, anyone got any suggestions?
http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/24416/20-worst-foods-in-america-2009/
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Why does life suck sooooooooooooo much?
Because our government is digging us a hole so deep that we won't be able to climb out of it in our lifetime and we will shortly see our tax rate equal that of the socialist Europeans countries.
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What can I do when my life sucks?
end it
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Would tax cuts really stimulate the economy, and if so, how
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Lets ask it, where do you see the GOP going in the next 8 years, what do you think is going to happen in congress and the 2012 elections
It looks as if the GOP is going to have a lot of ammo against Obama in the next election as it looks like the stimulus package is going to be a HUGE failure and the dow is spiraling further down the drain. I think you may have the opportunity for another republican revolution if someone can come forward as a clear leader. But the republicans have to stick to being the fiscal conservatives.
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Would tax cuts really stimulate the economy, and if so, how
http://www.moneychimp.com/articles/econ/tax_cuts.htm
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What do you do when you are board?
Masturbate to PORN!
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Why are you quick to judge our new government now? They have only been in power for 8 weeks for God's sake. Curious?
Obama's approval rating is now at 60% the same as Bush's in his first term. So basically he is getting the same quick judgment as the previous administration.
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Conservatives always want to cut welfare programs. How do they justify corporate welfare/bailouts etc..?
Last time I checked it was Obama and the democrats bailing all the banks and the auto industry out.
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Why are you quick to judge our new government now? They have only been in power for 8 weeks for God's sake. Curious?
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Conservatives always want to cut welfare programs. How do they justify corporate welfare/bailouts etc..?
REAL conservatives DON'T justify corporate welfare/bailouts... Take Ron Paul for example.
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Why are you quick to judge our new government now? They have only been in power for 8 weeks for God's sake. Curious?
The democrats didn't give Bush much of a chance either...
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Do younger women really have an advantage over older women in the dating world?
Well, yeah. Most older single guys will date a much younger woman, but most younger guys won't date older women. So there is a bigger pool of men available to the younger women. Plus older women are kind of scary with their clothes off. I'll take a 25 year old woman over a 38 year old any day.
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Are you poorer or richer than last year at this time?
Much richer as far as income, but poorer as far as investments.
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Well come on, what are you waitng for?
two more points so I can get to level 35
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How far do you drive to your church service?
I don't. If I want to listen to a boring lie, I'll watch politicians on TV.
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Was there nobody in History more qualified than Joseph Smith to see the face of God? If so, then why did NOBODY in History, not even the person you mention see the Face of God, and Joseph Smith did?
You too can see the face of god if you take as many mushrooms as Joseph Smith did...
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Who thinks obama is very handsome?
Gay men, black women, and white women with no class.
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If exposure to a creature's surroundings is what is responsible for that creature to evolve, do subtle differences based on a humans region and/or behavior have an evolutionary effect on human? (exposure to day or night, hot or cold, etc...)
and this
http://www.amazon.com/Before-Dawn-Recovering-History-Ancestors/dp/1594200793/ref=cm_lmf_tit_5_rsrsrs0
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Why do you love the person you love?
Because she lets me put it in her butt.
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If exposure to a creature's surroundings is what is responsible for that creature to evolve, do subtle differences based on a humans region and/or behavior have an evolutionary effect on human? (exposure to day or night, hot or cold, etc...)
Yes, people who live closer to the equator have more skin pigmentation. Also people from Africa are more primitive because humans came from Africa and the other more evolved tribes/races of men that had higher intelligence left that continent long before.
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I've heard that love can move mountains, what can your love do?
Make a mess all over a girl's face...
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Who thinks obama is very handsome?
He looks sort of like a monkey mated with a human. Oh, wait...
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4 words you never want to hear?
How's my cock feel (I'm a guy)
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My parents dont like my interratial relationships you think you could help me?
It is "interracial". Just saying.
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My husband wants me to change. He doesn't like the way I look, the way I do the things. As I have been home maker since marriage. He doesn't even like the way I take care of house. He complaints more and appretiates less. How can I change myself?
Everyone is saying things like divorce him right off the bat. Maybe she does a shitty job taking care of the house. We don't have all the details here. I wish someone would support me and all I had to do was keep the house clean. Maybe this woman should get off her ass and get a job. If she is a homemaker, and he is working, that house should be spotless every day when he gets home and...
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My husband wants me to change. He doesn't like the way I look, the way I do the things. As I have been home maker since marriage. He doesn't even like the way I take care of house. He complaints more and appretiates less. How can I change myself?
Have you tried taking it in the butt yet?
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Besides a corkscrew what have you used to remove a cork out of a bottle?
A screw and pliers
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4 words you never want to hear?
That nigger is president
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Size 8 is overweight? Apparently, that's the new plus-size.
Size 8 is a big girl unless you are over say 5'10.
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Did you know "Atheism" is a classified religion along with darwinism?
Classified by who? Some idiot obviously.
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How many of you AB'rs think obama could be a plant from one of those Radical Towelheads head groups?
I don't think he is a closet Muslim. However, I think his views are a lot more radically left than he lets on. His politics are probably closer to his preacher and to Ayers, but he is smart enough to tone it down to get elected.
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Is there any heterosexual here comfortable enough with their heterosexuality to believe that homosexuality is NOT a choice?
I don't think it is a choice, I think it is a biological defect. That is probably the real scientific answer. However, if it is correct, it would be un-PC because the gay community would never want to admit that they have a genetic defect.
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What do you do while you are sitting on the john, waiting for it to come out?
Try to get a blumpkin
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How can the U.S. honestly give us Barrack Hussein Nobama as a legit candidate for president when he isn't qualified for the job. Does affirmative action apply to the job of President of The United States?
Apparently.
He has the white guilt vote.
He has the black people that are voting for him just because he's black vote http://vodpod.com/watch/1082462-obama-supporters-interviewed-have-no-idea-of-his-positions-howard-stern-youtube-embed
He has the young uneducated voter vote (they just think he's...
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If a 16 year old got pregnant by a 19 year old but the parents didnt care could the 19 year old still get in trouble?
It depends greatly on the state that they live in.
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Obama went to Harvard; I have not been able to find out what school McCain went to. Does anyone know?
The US Naval Academy
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4 words you never want to hear?
President Barak Hussein Obama
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Would you have sex with a midget if they had an amazing personality?
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What can republicans do to defeat Biden/Obama
Point out how socialist his policies are.
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I went poop earlier and there are worms in my feces. I'm not sure what to do, I dont want to tell my parents, or go to the doctor. I'm really embarrassed.
You should probably stop playing with and/or your eating your dog's poop.
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Who thinks obama is very handsome?
He looks kind of primitive to me.
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Do the American people want socialism?
If they elect Obama. He wants to "spread the wealth around" and implement a socialist healthcare system.
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Is geometry hard?
The angle of the dangle coincides with the heat of the meat.
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Im N love w/my x bf but he's gone. I dont think theres NE chance of him coming bak. he was supposed 2 be bak @ skool, but isnt. Past 3 days have been the worst of my life. my friends telling me 2 let him go, crying. i luv him, but no1 understands.Plz help
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE LEARN HOW TO USE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
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Where's the least romantic place to make love?
In a porta-potty
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If the US election is not about race then why are 95% of black americans voting for Obama? Do issues matter anymore?
It is totally about race and not about issues for black people. Most black people can't even identify Obama's issues. Here is an example: http://vodpod.com/watch/1082462-obama-supporters-interviewed-have-no-idea-of-his-positions-howard-stern-youtube-embed
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Why does it seem like lesbians are more excepted than gay guys?
Because men don't really care if they have a gay daugher, but not too many men would be happy about having a gay son.
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In one sentence, can you describe narcissism?
When you look in the mirror and think, "I'd fuck me."
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What do you think about guy's with Harley's?
White Trash
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Is it OK if a guy touches you?( and you're not going out with him)
It depends, is he touching your back or your clitoris?
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My 3 year old son, won't sit still for a time out. I need to discipline him for the throwing toys, hitting and kicking that he's doing. When I put him in his room, he just trashes it, but time outs take half a day to get him to sit still for!!! I need
One word, ketamine.
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I'm 5 weeks pregnant. The father wants me to get an abortion. I don't know if that's what I want. I'm feeling pressured to make a decision without thinking it through. I'm worried I'll make the wrong choice and end up regretting it. What should I do?
It is the father that will have to pay for all medical care, day care, etc. Plus it will probably keep this girl from going to college. If I was the father I would say the same thing. Do you know how much daycare costs? It is the father that will have to pick up the bill for that if he wants to keep his daughter in highschool. Average costs for childcare are $4,388 to $14,647 a year ($366 to...
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When walking thru my yard i get a reddish colored dust on my shoes, what the heck is this stuff?
Maybe you should clean the dried blood off of your clown suit before you do your gardening.
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How would you describe the average Answerbagger?
A basement dweller who has nothing better to do and hasn't seen sunlight in a while or someone who should be doing actual work in the office rather than being on here.
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It is said that Curiosity kills Cats, is there any famous cases of Curiosity that killed Men and/or Women?
Marie Curie
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I'm 5 weeks pregnant. The father wants me to get an abortion. I don't know if that's what I want. I'm feeling pressured to make a decision without thinking it through. I'm worried I'll make the wrong choice and end up regretting it. What should I do?
It depends on how old you are. If you are young having an abortion might be in your best interest as the burden will probably be on your parents as you can not financially support the child on your own, and won't be able to attend college because of your child. You'll probable end up living in some low rent apartment or a trailer when you get older unless you have parents who can...
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Sattilite photos have recently shown that cows tend to face magnetic north or south when grazing or resting. Do you feel that this is a Muslim plot? How many of these cows do you think would respond if you yelled "Hussain"?
Muslims don't face North in particular, they face towards Mecca in Saudi Arabia... So your question doesn't make any sense. All it shows is that Muslims aren't much more intelligent then cows.
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Do you trust the democrats to protect you from terrorism?
I'm more afraid of higher taxes than I am of terrorism, and I don't trust the democrats to protect me from higher taxes.
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Can a 16 or 17 year old girls parents take a 18 year old man to court if their daughter is pregnant, but the daughter dont want to have a blood test done because she dosent agree with what the parents are doing and she says hes not the dad in wisconsin?
The age of consent in Wisconsin is 16 so they can not take him to court for statutory rape or anything like that. Once the child is born he could be taken to court for a court ordered paternity test. But if she is over 16 and she consented, he broke no laws.
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Serious question.what body language signs sholud i look out for in a guy that i feel fancies me!!!!!!!
If he is looking at your chest more than your face, he probably likes you.
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MY HUSBAND ABANDONED MY HOUSE THREE DAYS AGO I HAVE TWO KIDS 14 YRS IS MY SON AND MY DAUGHTER 12 HE IS RENTING A ROOM AND HE IS GOING TO MOVE TO FLORIDA. HE LEFT ME WITH ALL RESPONSABILITIES AT HOME AND BILLS WHAT CAN I DO I NEED HELP SPECIALLY AT NIGH
We'll you'll have to get a lawyer and get child support. I should be prorated from the time he left. However, it could be up to a year or more before you go before a judge. So until then you are pretty much screwed. If you rent I would talk to your landlord and see if you can get out of the lease so you can move to a cheaper place. If you have a mortgage he is responsible but if your...
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If a 17 year old is caught stealing by store security and the case is settled but never goes through court, would that go on his/her permanent criminal record
No, there is no record passed the age of 18 unless the minor was tried as an adult. In addition, nothing goes on anyone's record unless they are tried and convicted. It if doesn't go to trial there is no criminal record.
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What shouldn't one do while kissing you?
take a dump
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Have you ever said "I love you" to someone and got something really unexpected in return?
Yeah, one time I told a girl I loved her and she let me stick it in her butt. That was kind of unexpected... but totally enjoyable.
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What really goes on in the mind of a woman?
"I need a man who can pay my bills and give me social status...I have menstrual cramps...I want to go by some new shoes...my girlfriends husband just bought her a new SUV, I want a new SUV...my husband is probably going to want me to suck his cock tonight, yuck...I'm bloated..."
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What woud u do if your child told you he/she was gay?please read my answer as well.
If it was a girl I'd be OK with it as long as she didn't date one of those lesbians that looks like Pete Rose or one of the Dykes on Bikes. If I had a son that acted like one of those gays that has a toy dog and talks with a lisp (sounded like Nathan Lane) and is all catty like a highschool girl, or if he dressed up in drag - you know, flaming gay, I would probably disown him. But if...
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Im 15 is that a good age to have sex?
Yes, if you feel your ready. Just use a condom.
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What does it mean if your boyfriend is always looking at other women and likes to watch porn more than usual?
It means that he is a normal healthy male.
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How do you handle strangers that are rude to you?
Kick them in the nuts.
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My husband wants me to change. He doesn't like the way I look, the way I do the things. As I have been home maker since marriage. He doesn't even like the way I take care of house. He complaints more and appretiates less. How can I change myself?
Everyone else's answers are so politically correct and boring. Perhaps she is lazy and doesn't keep the house clean and tidy. If he is supporting her and she is home all day, he should probably be rightfully upset if she doesn't take good care of the house. Any woman who has a husband that can support her while she stays home all day should feel lucky and appreciative. But... we...
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Have you ever stayed in a rent-by-the-hour motel?
Yeah, this one time I banged a couple of crack whores.
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In High School, what do girls look for in a guy. Are the popular girls just obsessed with looks?
Yes, they are obsessed with looks and popularity.
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I have a English Springer Spaniel, And she has a nasty habit of jumping on people she hasn't seen in a while when they walk in the door. She licks them,jumps on them,and scratches them. you can tell she doesnt mean to hurt them,but HOW CAN I FIX THIS?
Knee her hard in the chest a couple times. She'll stop.
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What (if anything) do you collect?
Sex toys.
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What is the best and worst feeling in the world?
Oral sex.
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What is your secret to getting girls?
My huge dick.
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What is a three word compliment?
Nice tits slut!
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What do you think brought the demise of the rave scene
The fact that raves are drug dens and no property owner wants the liability and publicity of having a party busted (or infiltrated by the local news with undercover cameras) with a bunch of underage kids rolling balls on E pills and speed.
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Did Jesus poop?
Yes, it is where the term "Holy Shit" comes from.
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What is the difference between Obama and a communist or a socialist?
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What is the best technique to smoke pot
A bong, it cools and filters the smoke.
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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now?
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Why has god betrayed me?
You can not be betrayed by something that does not exist.
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I have a 1989 Toyota Hiace van. My headlights stopped working as a result of one of the relays heating up and partially melting the fuseboard. None of the fuses blew.
I have since replaced the relay but the same thing happened!!
Your van is 20 years old. Time to get a new van.
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Well I smoked for the first time Yesterday. I'm a teenager and I smoked a Camel Frost. I only smoked one cig. I did it just to experience it. I have no intention to ever smoke again. What damage have I done with that one cig? Anything to help with the dam
You did virtually no damage to yourself. Your lungs will basically heal themselves. Damage comes from constant smoking. For example, if a heavy smoker quits, their lungs will get better to some extent. Smoking one cigarette on the other hand, is like walking though LA during rush hour.
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What kind of dog colar is best for a dog that pulls?
http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2751371&utm_medium=googleproduct&mr:referralID=NA&mr:trackingCode=8C709B0D-E450-DD11-98CA-001422107090&utm_source=cse
This is what you need to use and any experienced trainer will tell you the same. They are much better than regular "choke collars" because these are fitted and will only constrict very little. It...
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If Jesus came back how long do you think he would last in a rough neighborhood?
He could last as long as he wanted because he could repel the bad guys with his super Jesus powers.
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What can we do to lower gas prices?
Drill the shit out of Alaska!
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When i turn my xbox on my green light flashes a few times the it turnes red and stays red. and on the screen a message appears"Your Xbox Requires Service. Please Call Customer Support
That is known as the "red circle of death" google it plus x-box. Basically, you're fucked.
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I lost my wife 4years ago.I have 3 children 4,7 and 14.I am so ready to start dating again but my children dont understand.What can I do ?,if I wait untill they are all grown I will be 50 years old.
On a side note.
I would hook up with a call girl before dating. It will get that "I haven't been with a woman in four years" smell off of you.
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Why does my little dog have a hard time swallowing?
Maybe you shouldn't let your dog blow you. That is kind of gross.
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I don't want my daughter dating white men. How do I prevent that? Their culture/religion is different and I want to keep her in our own. How to convince her of this?
Everyone hear is being to politically correct. I wouldn't want my daughter dating anyone other than a white man. There is nothing wrong with wanting to maintain your culture. Yes, she will be able to date who ever she wants when she is older. But, as a parent you can express your concerns. Some people would have us all blend and become one "race" and all look the same in a few...
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What should be done in Iraq?
Two words: nuclear bomb
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If I say NRA what comes to your mind?
Negro Rodeo Association
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What causes floaters?
The fat content of your poo. Fat floats.
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What does it mean if your boyfriend packs condoms for a trip without you?
He wants some strange stinky on his hang down.
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Is there a 'third dimension' that we travel to when we die? Some say there is, others seem to disagree. What do you think?
Um, we are in the third dimension...
basics
1. 1st dimension a straight line
2. 2nd dimension a flat surface, a drawing or painting is two dimensional.
3. 3rd dimension, a "3 dimensional" object something that has a front, and back, top bottom etc and takes up space.
4. 4th dimension, most people call it time
So do you mean a fifth dimension?
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Should i join Military? answer only in YES or NO.
Yes, but only the Coast Guard or Air Force if quality of life is important to you.
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The G-8 just agreed to cut GHG emissions in half by 2050. Isn't that too late? Won't the damage to the environment be irreversible by then?
It is just alarmist bullshit. This guy knows what he is talking about, he is a Ph.D, from the University of London, England and was a climatology professor at the University of Winnipeg.:
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/global-warming020507.htm
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What are you wearing at this exact moment?
Nothing but a banana hammock.
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The G-8 just agreed to cut GHG emissions in half by 2050. Isn't that too late? Won't the damage to the environment be irreversible by then?
Global warming is bullshit. The founder of the Weather Channel had this to say:
It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a SCAM. Some dastardly scientists with environmental and political motives manipulated long term scientific data to create in [sic] allusion of rapid global warming. Other scientists of the same...
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The G-8 just agreed to cut GHG emissions in half by 2050. Isn't that too late? Won't the damage to the environment be irreversible by then?
No it is all bullshit. This guy knows what he is talking about http://www.businessandmedia.org/printer/2008/20080303175301.aspx
http://www.businessandmedia.org/articles/2008/20080303154249.aspx
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Can virgins get preggo? I heard they can, but I am a virgin and have been gaining weight, and haven't had my period in five months. WTF is up?
Unless you have been artificially inseminated. You can't be a virgin and be preggers.
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What would you like to find in your bed, to help you sleep better?
A girl who will give me head.
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Whats the best or worst pick up line ever?
Want to go back to my place and touch?
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Why does the United States have 25% of the world's prisoner population, and why are most of them black? Are black men just innately bad, like black girls are innately hot?
Yeah, pretty much. Or at least more inclined toward violence.
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Found a yellow pill that said watson 853 on it what is it
What is it? A great hangover cure.
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Ok, why is it when i go out with a guy he expects me to put out? Do i look like that kind of girl?
In most major cities in the US a girl is kind of expected to "put out" within about four dates or a month. Otherwise, why does she keep agreeing to dates?
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How can I help a friend who's being deported? He's mexican and I want to help, but I live in an ultra-conservative county that is on a mission to rid itself of all immigrants.
I'm assuming you mean the US. Maybe he should wait in line like everyone else... He obviously broke the law and deserves to be deported.
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Would you date someone who's been in a psychiatric hospital?
If they were a nymphomaniac.
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John McCain said we were going to be in Iraq for 100 years would you like that?
No, but I don't want a hard core socialist who will raise my taxes either.
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Why does the United States have 25% of the world's prisoner population, and why are most of them black? Are black men just innately bad, like black girls are innately hot?
I don't think innately bad is correct, but perhaps more inclined towards violence. The reality of it is that there has been tribal warfare in Africa for MILLIONS of years. They've been killing each other off for centuries, they are just doing it more efficiently now with guns. The only decent parts of Africa are where the West has had an influence. They are probably the least evolved...
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Someon put a joint in my pack of cigarettes and I smoked one of the cigarettes out of the pack and it had a slight smell of marijuana on it after I inhaled. Two days later I took a piss test. Should I worry?
As long as you didn't smoke any of the actual weed, you should be fine.
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I just started on Yaz again, and had only been taking it for a less than a week when my boyfriend ejaculated inside me. My period isn't till the end of the month, could I get pregnant?
I didn't know an 80s electro band could be used for birth control.
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How would you feel if the Catholic Church no longer existed?
That would be great. They are so outdated.
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I want to be a music producer, what school (in the Boston area) should I go to?
In Boston, this is the place. http://www.berklee.edu/
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Could you wish my daughter Tina a Happy Birthday? All her friends are away on vacation. She's 13 today!
Only five more years till she's legal.
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Use one word to decribe yourself and it has to start with the first letter of your name. (first name only)
Naughty, narcissist
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What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself?
One time when I had the boys over I got a light bulb stuck in my ass.
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The Ninjas are looking for new weapons to add to their mighty arsenal. What cool weapons can you invent for us?
Poop on a stick.
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Tonight, when you go to bed, and begin drifting off to sleep. I will jump out of your closet and yell SURPRISE!! How will you react?
I would shoot your ass with the gun in my nightstand.
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Which candidate are you voting for? Macain or Obama?
I will reluctantly vote for McCain. Obama is pretty much a communist.
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Is God pleased with America?
No, that is why we had hurricane Katrina, and are plagued with AIDS.
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Does your town have a recycling program? If not, do you know why?
No, because we aren't hippies.
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What movie do you feel represents your life up to this point?
A mix between Kids and SLC punk. But in the suburbs of Philly rather than SLC or NYC.
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Have you ever tried Salvia? Did you know it is legal in the US?
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What's your favorite word that starts with "ho"?
Um, well, "ho". As in, "That ho better have my money!"
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My husband is a Illegal alien and we have been married for almost three years
That isn't a question.
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Will i become a mermaid over night
No you won't. Are you stupid?
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Does anybody think that history and experience does not impact critical thinking.
Obama's cult of followers don't seem to care that experience impacts critical thinking.
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If there was an 8th dwarf to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, what do you think his/her name should be?
Horny
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If I could see you right now, at this moment, what would I see?
A 30 year old guy on the sofa in his boxers with a lap top
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Are you a silly question asker, a serious question asker or a mixed question asker?
I am a "how can I stir the pot the most with my questions" asker.
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I am not here to judge anyone. When I refer to homosexuality, i know it is a sin, the same as overeating, stealing, murder....ect. I beieve with all of my heart that god judges one the same as all the others. they are all sin in his eyes. do u agree
There are well documented cases of homosexual animals in nature, meaning that it is something that people are probably born with.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_animals
It was probably something that someone wrote into the bible because they didn't like it.
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Have you ever had milk and vodka? *gross*
Milk and vodka are ingredients of a White Russian aka a Caucasian. The other ingredient is coffee liqueur. Quite tasty.
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I have a bother you drinks,does not pray,and is far from ALLAH. Can you guide me, so that I may guide him?
The farther away from Allah or any religion the better.
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What's your favorite anime archetype? The dimwit hero, the sulky avenger, the tomboy token girl, the underdog with grand dellusions, the bad girl, the moe gal, the lolicon gal, the little guy with glasses, the big guy, the brains of the team?Any others?
The hentai girl getting raped by a tentacle monster.
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What makes the brain relax from its daily stress?
Oral sex.
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Did you know that the higher your IQ the less likely you are to believe in god?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2111174/Intelligent-people-%27less-likely-to-believe-in-God%27.html
http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/story.asp?storyCode=402381§ioncode=26
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What's the best way to finish this phrase? Water _______.
Water Sports.
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Have you been in answerbag solitary confinement ( the penalty box)?
Basically calling people out for being idiots on here. Plus, for giving politically incorrect truthful answers rather then the PC BS that you usually see on here.
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Could you please build a question which would be its own answer?
42
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My wife is cheating on me, but I still love her, what should I do?
Get proof that she is cheating so that you won't have to give her as much of your shit and money if you get divorced.
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You must never _______?
Touch a jalepeno and then rub your balls.
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If Paris Hilton were to get a "proper Job"..what do you think that should be?
Fluffer
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My webmaster claims that it's hard to edit a website that he didn't create...especially graphics. Is it true that a proficient webmaster can't fix another webmaster's work? (Or is my webmaster covering up his inadequacies?)
It really depends on what program was used to code the website. A webmaster should be familiar with a few.
Pictures such as gifs jpgs are easy to change, but stuff like flash is not.
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I'm a 23 year old girl and have a crush on a 15 year old boy, there's real electricity between us, is this weird? I have no intentions, but I'm just wondering am I like a peodophile?? This has never happened before, he's just different...
What state are you in? In about half the US states the age of consent is 16. In others half it is 18. So if you are in certain states you should be fine in less than a year.
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" Oh it is wonderful that he should care for me enough to die for me. Oh it is wonderful, wonderful to me." Fellow Christians how does it make you feel knowing that Jesus died that you might live again?
He didn't die for me... or you for that matter. It is just a fairy tale like Zeus or Medusa or bigfoot.
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I believe gossip is POISON. I call it VERBAL VOMIT. It harms everyone in it's path. Do you agree or disagree with me?
I think you are too sensitive...
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My interests are reading i like books like eragon and cirque du freak i like the anime show bleach i like hanging out with friends i chat alot with friends on the internet and i like growing plants also im crazy about reacycling.
That isn't a question...
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Is an emotional and verbal abuser an insecure person?
I'm not insecure.
I typically only emotionally and verbaly abuser people I don't care about. Like people on AB. My family is safe.
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We were camping this weekend in BC and a helicopter flew over really low with a large wheel like thing hanging from it and I was wonder if anyone can tell me what it might be for?
It was possibly a med-evac.
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How do you get your bluetooth working on an LG Trax phone when you have a T mobile simcard in it when its unlocked?
Hold your LG Trax up in the air, spin around three times, then recite:
O mighty Lord Satan,
God of this world,
God of my flesh,
God of my mind,
God of my innermost Will!
Every part of this world is within Your power.
You are within every part of this world.
Every part of me is within Your power.
You are within every part of me.
I am Yours, whether I serve You willingly or not,
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Are there any sports teams you hate with a passion?
Dallas and New England.
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Is there a girl who shares the same interest with me.....im not looking for a gf though im just wondering....
It depends on what the hell your interest is...
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If you found out one of your friends did a porno movie would you watch it?
Hell yeah...
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Do I puntuate after a quoted author's name? For example. "author said so and so." (author 20). Or do I leave off the period after the (author 20)
It really depends on which citation style you are using. MLA, APA, ASA etc... With APA you would actually do it like this: "author said so and so" (author 20).
or In his book adfa Author (2008) stated, "something" (p. 69)
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What is it about your wife that first attracted you? (Not "why do you love her?", I mean the very first thing that caught your attention).
Easy. Big natural tits on a really thin girl.
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When a man tells you that he doesn't want a relationship with anyone right now, not just you, is he telling you the truth or is that his way of saying that he just doesn't want a relationship with you? (But he also says he thinks you're beautiful, etc.).
It is possible. Men always want sex, but not nessisarily a relationship. There are plenty of women that I think are hot that I wouldn't want to spend time with on a regular basis.
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Will it be Obama or McCain?
If Obama has any chance of wining VA, I will probably vote for McCain. If McCain will be the clear winner, I'll vote libertarian.
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Why is Barack Obama wasting his time? He lacks military service, experience, good judgement & follow through...
Yup, waisting his time. People are just buying into his charisma, and he is profiting from "white guilt". He will be crushed in the general election. He has no real experience and he is pretty much a socialist that wants to tax the hell out of everyone. Old people vote more than any other demographic, and as soon as they realize that Obama is going to tax that ass, they'll vote...
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My friend has something that looks like mosquito bites..they started on her panty line and have spread to her back and sides and legs.. So far not contagious at allThey itch like crazy, (which is what speads them, I believe) what could this be?
That girl has got the herpes! Get away while you can. She's a dirty girl.
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What would you do if a fellow ABagger showed up on your doorstep?
"who the hell are you, you are on AB? Yeah, so? Get the hell out of here!"
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I say "Crystal." You think......?
...meth
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Is it illegal to take soft or hard drugs at the north
pole? What about the south pole?
And what about in international waters?
Or in space?
Or in a plane that has taken off from one country en-route for a second country and over-flying a third count
In international waters, you are actually subject to the federal laws of the country under which your boat is flagged. The Coast Guard can board any US flagged boat anywhere in the world.
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Do you belive that Americans should own an ak47?
Absolutely, and armed populace is a free populace.
‘‘The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun.’’
— Patrick Henry
‘‘Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the...
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Adults: I have been seeing alot of teenage questions that just show absolutely no understanding about how the world really is, and what one can actually expect to happen from making stupid decisions. Were we ever really that naive?
A lot of those questions are questions are false, and are just asked to get points or to stir the pot.
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What's up with the French?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html
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I am confused why do we have to refer to African people in this country as African American when they don't refer to us as Caucasians or European?
White people are called _____ Americans less frequently because it is harder to tell ethnic background by looking at a white person. Plus the US was founded by white people, not Africans.
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Do you think that at some time the African continent will be a major player in world economics like the EU? I know they have allot of potential but if you got the West side boys running the show there is not a real future for Africa
The reality of it is that there has been tribal warfare in Africa for MILLIONS of years. They've been killing each other off for centuries, they are just doing it more efficiently now with guns. The only decent parts of Africa are where the West has had an influence. They aren't going to be a major player any time soon. They are probably the least evolved humans on the planet. Think...
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What is your favorite kind of jazz?
Acid jazz
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What is your opinion of today's ruling by the U.S. Supreme Court, which declared the D.C. ban on guns unconstitutional, in support of the 2nd Amendment?
The best thing to come out of Washington in years.
Are we at last brought to such a humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our own defense? Where is the difference between having our arms in our own possession and under our own direction, and having them under the management of Congress? If our defense be the *real* object of having those arms, in whose...
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Who was the most evil person who ever lived?
Karl Marx by proxy.
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What action should we take if a couple in a neighbouring apartment make love so loudly that we can hear everything?
Try to outdo them yourself...
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Where is a good place to get a blood bath?
I hear Liberia is good this time of year, or perhaps Zimbabwe.
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How much truth was there in Michael Moore's movie Sicko
NONE!
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How much truth was there in Michael Moore's movie Sicko
Pretty much none. http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2007/07/where_michael_moore_is_wrong.html
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What are your thoughts on Cambodia?
So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know youve seen it all
In daddys car
Thinkin youll go far
Back east your type dont crawl
Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul
Its time to taste what you most fear
Right guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear
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Does the Second Amendment need to be adjusted since Americans no longer own muskets or flintlock pistols?
Certainly one of the chief guarantees of freedom under any government, no matter how popular and respected, is the right of the citizens to keep and bear arms. [...] the right of the citizens to bear arms is just one guarantee against arbitrary government and one more safeguard against a tyranny which now appears remote in America, but which historically has proved to be always possible.
--...
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Does the Second Amendment need to be adjusted since Americans no longer own muskets or flintlock pistols?
Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a...
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Does the Second Amendment need to be adjusted since Americans no longer own muskets or flintlock pistols?
In recent years it has been suggested that the Second Amendment protects the "collective" right of states to maintain militias, while it does not protect the right of "the people" to keep and bear arms. If anyone entertained this notion in the period during which the Constitution and the Bill of Rights were debated and ratified, it remains one of the most closely guarded...
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Does the Second Amendment need to be adjusted since Americans no longer own muskets or flintlock pistols?
No, people knew what the second amendment meant when it was written.
That the said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to infringe the just liberty of the press or the rights of conscience; or to prevent the people of the United states who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms...
-- Samuel Adams, in "Phila. Independent Gazetteer", August 20, 1789
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Does the Second Amendment need to be adjusted since Americans no longer own muskets or flintlock pistols?
No. The founding fathers were quite clear on the right to arms. Their reason wasn't for self defense, or for hunting.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"
-- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334
...
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Can you name something that scares you?
Obama getting elected.
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What are the best kind of questions to ask on Answerbag?
Ones that underhandedly insult peoples religion, race, or politics. The best questions are ones that get people all riled up. They are the most interesting to read the responses to.
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Guys - what attracts you to a women? ( you have no reason to lie to me so tell the truth) I won't downrate unless its all out rude.
I need a dime that is top of the line, pretty face small waist and a firm behind. And with nice tits too...
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What is a polygamy?
What Mormons practice or want to practice.
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Is it ok for a guy to bleach and straighten his hair?
It is ok, if he is gay. The only time that it is acceptable is if a guy is going gray, if it is done for the purpose of getting younger women.
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Why is that women hate it when their husband gives his money to his parents
Because wives feel entitled to all the money that their husbands make...
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What are your thoughts on a father having naked baths with his five year old daughter?
This is what I have to say about that.....
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What are your thoughts on a father having naked baths with his five year old daughter?
This is what I have to say about that
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Someone answered a question "Who are you attracted to men or women?" with the answer "Women are lovely, but I prefer an outtie"... My question is... what's outtie?
A dick stupid.
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Will it be Obama or McCain?
I don't like either of them, but Obama is pretty much a communist with charisma. If you like money in your bank account, you should vote for McCain. Obama is going to tax the shit out of you if you aren't dirt poor. I disagree with McCain on the war, but his domestic policy is 100X better than that socialist's.
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Ok, there is the main computer with the internet but when that's taken off, my laptop loses internet. The signals to steal are terrible signals. Is there anyway I can program the internet to stay on without my mum knowing? Or what other options are there?
It depends on what your router set up is. Without knowing that, there is no telling what your options are.
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If I asked you to, "Have a Blessed Day" what would you think or say?
I'd think that you were probably an inner city african american in a lower income bracket that goes to a church like that of Obama's pastor Jeremy Wright. Because they are the ones that originated it.
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Am i to sexy for answerbag?
No you are most definitely not too sexy for answerbag. But your mustache is...
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What is your favorite stress-buster?
Receiving oral sex.
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Why are older men interested in younger women?
It is human nature and animal instinct. Men can reproduce pretty much until death. Women can not. Just like animals in nature, men are going to be attracted to women in the prime of their reproductive years 16-30. Biologically women past the age of menopause are useless to a man. Culture is what tells men that they need a life partner until death, not nature. It is hard to undo millions of...
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I'm the other woman I'm involved with a man who lives with his gf unfortunately I'm not the only one besides her hes with, he is always telling me how perfect his girl is but yet he lays with me every night what makes him stay?
Every guy likes (or wishes he could have) a little strange now and then, even if he is with the perfect woman. Plus you probably give good head.
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Thank you for the ____________?
butt plug
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What color hair do you have? Is it long, short, straight, curly, thick, thin, still all there?
Curly below, straight up top.
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What is your favorite anime?
I am a big fan of Hentai films myself
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What's your favorite book by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., if you're familiar with his work? Unless, of course, you aren't!
Bluebeard
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What is the best invention ever made out of plastic?
Probably a dildo. They make lots of women happy.
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What do men want from their wives. How can their wives make them happy?
Lots of oral sex. Stay slender. Loose that baby weight.
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Theres this girl I met and we have been messing around alot. its been more then just sex, we hang out and do stuff together. she has told me that she is falling for me and i have told her the same thing but the problem is shes married. What should I do?
You only live once, keep getting that sweet poontang while you can. You are exciting to her right now but if you married her, you'd be the douche bag at home not getting any.
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You must never _______?
Stick a light bulb in your butt.
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Do you or did you judge people by the way they look?
Yes, I do judge people by the way they look. It is human nature and everyone does to some extent. If you say you don't you are lying to yourself.
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WHAT HAPPEN IF I DIDN´T PAY A FINE IN FLORIDA 12 YEARS AGO, AND I WILL GO BACK THERE AND DRIVE AGAIN.
STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS!! ARE YOU RETARDED OR JUST MEXICAN!!!
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Will black cohosh give you an abortion?
No but a black man named Leon in a back alley with a coat hangar will.
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Do you think the feeling of friendship you get between some avatars on AB is as valid as the friendship's you have flesh to flesh?
No, if you feel that way you probably don't have a real life.
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I'm 18 And So Is My Boyfriend. We Have Been Trying To Have A Baby For A Year Now. Why Can't I Get Pregnant? Please Help!
Hold off, these days only minorities and white trash have kids at 18. Wait until you establish yourself first and can properly support your child. Chances are you have a pretty low income at 18.
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Is all lost?
Yeah, if that communist Obama gets elected.
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Why do teenage people get pregnant at a young age?
Cause they like fucking and don't use rubbers.
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My daughter sprayed Woolite on our LCD TV screen and now there's black spots. Is it completely ruined, or is there a way to fix it? Please help!
Use a mild dish soap solution to clean it or perhaps something like windex which it typically safe for LCD screens. If that doesn't work you are pretty much fucked.
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Does anyone know what happened to Philosopher Saint? So maybe he's busy or something, but he did used to come here regularly, but he hasn't posted anything for a whole month and was last here half a month ago. :(
Maybe he got a life.
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If you are sad and depressed what do you think about or do to get it all better?
Sweet sweet poontang
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What are some good songs for funerals?
Celebrate Good Times
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If you heard some harmful gossip about someone you knew, what would you do?
Laugh and then make fun of the person I knew.
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Why do you think single woman are okay with being involved with someone who is already involved in a relationship?
Because they are sluts and they see the guy as a challenge...
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Can a mistress be turned into a housewife?
Sure, you divorce your current wife, remarry and bada bing bada boom, new wife, and if she doesn't work, housewife. Easy.
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Do you have a particular phobia?
I have a fear of not receiving oral sex on a regular basis.
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I got my belly button pierced about 2.5 months ago, and there is a red bump on the side of it within the last week? It almost looks like a blister, what should i do about it?
Looks like the place that pierced you gave you herpes. Sucks to be you.
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How come i can get limewire to work, i am a first time user?
Don't use Soul Seek instead, slsknet.org
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What should you do when your ex finally tells you he loves you after you break up with him and have a bf and now your bf like is not talking to you and you really love them both the same and can see yourself with both?
If you like them both, go with the one that is better in bed.
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Why am I considered an AFRICAN American?
Because you (assuming that you are what most people would call black) are an American citizen with African heritage. White people are called _____ Americans less frequently because it is harder to tell ethnic background by looking at a white person. Plus the US was founded by white people, not Africans.
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What time do you enjoy most? Alone time, Family time or Work time?
Sexy time.
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Why do guys over 40 want to be with young girls?
It is human nature and animal instinct. Men can reproduce pretty much until death. Women can not. Just like animals in nature, men are going to be attracted to women in the prime of their reproductive years 16-30. Biologically women past the age of menopause are useless to a man. Culture is what tells men that they need a life partner until death, not nature. It is hard to undo millions of...
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Everyone wasnt 'normal' girls to be on the front of magazines. but would you buy a magazine with a larger girl on it?
Nope. If I am going to buy a magazine I want to see good looking people not big girls.
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Why do guys over 40 want to be with young girls?
Because women their own age for the most part aren't hot anymore. Why not go for the girls that look good?
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Do you think a married woman should make love with her husband,even when she not in the mood?
If she knows what's good for her.
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My new born baby was born with 6 toes on his left foot. Doctors suggest that everyting is ok, but I want it removed. Any thoughts? BTW it is a second big toe.
I would leave it on. That way if the kid is a screw up and doesn't go to college, he or she can just get a job with a carnival.
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I think I'm pregnant. What are some abnormal systoms that you ladies out there have had? I'm eatting a lot, craving, back ache,head ache's, irritated all the time, tender brestes, throbbing muscles in my stomach. No mentral cycle in like 2 months.
You look like you have been eating a lot...
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Did the Devil make you do that?
The devil made me do this:
http://www.slutload.com/watch/wMfFtNmWz2/2girls1cup.html
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I've been married 12 years and my husband and I have struggled the whole time with his lack of sex drive. He acts like its a chore to have sex. We've tried counseling off and on in our marriage and it hasn't gotten better. I want passion. What should I do
Have you gained a lot of weight since you got married? Just asking.
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What have you become desensitized to? Why?
Porn. I can watch "two girls one cup" and it doesn't even phase me.
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Why are you So mad?
I wouldn't be mad if I was with you. You are kind of hot.
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How is the angle of refraction measured?
The angle of the dangle coincides with the heat of the meat.
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What would be a really emarissing(Sp) injury to go to the hospital for?
A light bulb stuck in your bum.
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What do you think about girls who drink or do drugs? Is it an automatic turnoff for you?
It depends if they can handle their drinking and drugs or not. I wouldn't want to be with someone out of control, but if they liked to drink on occasion and dabble in other stuff, then that is cool.
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What are we going to do about the mexicans in the us
Have you ever seen that old Schwarzenegger movie Running man. A reality TV show like that will all the illegals would be freaking awesome!
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There is to many Gods out there in the world,witch one is the real God
They are all bullshit, save your time (and your money, they all seem to want that too).
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If you're being teased, what's a good comeback?
You could say back. I'll bite your dick off, sodomize you with your own dick, and then slap you across your wack ass face. That will shut them the hell up.
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I made a Question/Comment this morning about Canada Day. Wishing Canada a Happy birthday and only 3 responses all day. What will this web site be like on July 4. I bet you any money a lot more than 3. A bit sad and pathetic if you ask me.
Well, Canada is kind of sad an pathetic...
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Do you think Obama is kinda sexy?
Um no, he is a dirty half breed. I believe the proper terminology is "Halfrican".
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Should my friend have sex at 14 if she feels completley ready?
Absolutely. What people don't tell you is that up until about 100 years ago 14 or 15 was the age that most girls started having sex. Most girls were married off as soon as they were able to conceive. It is just in the past hundred years that having sex at that age became taboo. If you are ready, do it. It is your decision. You only live once.
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Are R2D2 and C3PO the Burt and Ernie of Star Wars?
I would say no. Because Burt and Ernie were are both gay, but out of R2D2 and C3PO, only C3PO is gay. Everyone knows that R2D2 is straight.
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Last thing you do at night?
masturbate
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What is the main thing a person must do to enter Gods kingdom of heaven?
All you have to do is recite this prayer:
I bow down naked at the feet of Satan the Devil - and submit totally and forever to DARK SATANIC EVIL - I pray to SATAN to fill me TOTALLY with EVIL and to POSSESS me with all the DEMONS - I pray to SATAN to use me to carry out the evilest and most degrading bestialacts - I pray to SATAN to deliver me to HELL as soon as I have completed his evil work...
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What is the main thing a person must do to enter Gods kingdom of heaven?
Spin counterclockwise three times, insert his or her thumb into the rectum, and recite the pledge of allegiance backwards.
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How can we know anything?
All I know is that I don't know nothing.
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Why does black girl chose to become pregnant without marriage like paris bennett, they don;t have condom in ghetto land? i predict she will have 5 kids before she is 25.
Greatest. Question. EVER.
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Have you been in answerbag solitary confinement ( the penalty box)?
Yes, probably about five times. I am guessing that I have been in the box more times than anyone at my level or higher.
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It's a mate's 21st birthday today. she's quirky but girly, warped sense of humour and loves her metal. any suggestions for a girft? not the usual please.
If she likes her metal, how about this:
http://www.medicaltoys.com/BlockBuster-lg.jpg
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What kind of message was Jessica Simpson trying to send with the 'Real Girls Eat Meat' t-shirt?
She's saying real women suck dick. I happen to agree with her on this one.
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Do you drive after 2 A.M?
Only when I'm drunk.
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What is the religious age of consent in the USA? And to what age is a child forced to follow a parents religion?
There is no "religious age of consent". It is pretty much up to the parents until the child is 18.
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How can i get a boy to talk to me/ask me out?
If you are hot, it will happen. Hot girls get hit on and asked out all the time. If you are not hot, well sorry, bad luck for you. You'll pretty much have to wait until some guy realizes he can't do any better. ...so there you go, the truth. Guys are shallow, if you aren't hot you're screwed. Did you know attractive people even make more money in the workplace -- it's...
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I am 5'4" and weigh 149 lbs. Every website I go onto says that I am considered overweight...but I also have a 36DD size chest which would effect the results if they had that information. Based on this info...am I considered overweight?
Even with a 36DD you are a big girl. You should be about 20lbs lighter -- at least.
BMI Categories:
Underweight: Less than 18.5
Normal weight: 18.5 - 24.9
Overweight: 25 - 29.9
Obese: 30 or higher
For WEIGHT: 150 Lbs. (68 Kg); HEIGHT: 5 Ft., 4 In. (162.6 CM)
Body Mass Index (BMI) = 25.75 - Overweight.
Your weight (i.e.: 151): Pounds (Lbs.)
Your height (i.e.: 5' 5"):...
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If you found a dead body, who would you call first and what would you do first?
Is it a hot chick? I might have to have sex with it first before I called anyone.
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Pretend I'm your ex, Do you want me back?
I don't know. How good are you at oral?
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What answer can I give those people who just keep saying "You say that now, but you'll change your mind someday" when I tell them I don't want to marry? Why can't they get that through their heads?
How old are you? If you are saying this at 30, it is a lot different than if you are saying it at 15.
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If Jesus died for my sins so that I can get into Heaven, does that mean I can be as sinful as I want?
Yeah, pretty much. He died for your sins, take advantage of the dumbass!
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I am shopping for a new receiver for my home theater system and currently have two custom built passive subwoofers that I have had to run through a second amplifier to use. Is there a receiver that supports dual passive subs?
Bass is not multidirectional so they don't make receivers that support two subs (i.e. it is 5.1 or 7.1, not 5.2 or something, the .1 being the sub), but you can just split your signal off of the RCA out if your subs have their own amps.... I would recommend a Harmon Kardon or an Onkyo
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Does something become more awesome if you place a "Super" in front of it?
Let me try:
Super wolfpussy. Super turd. super buttplug. super dumpster funk. super infected vagina.
Looks like it makes some things more awesome but not all....
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How can I get over my insomnia?
Take some opiates/opioids.
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Today, i answered a call where an elderly man was shooting cats from his open bedroom window. he was using a .22 calibre rifle. three or four dead cats in his backyard. what should happen to this person?
He should be given the key to the city. I hate cats. They are for crazy old women and gay men.
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Will i become a mermaid over night
Um, no you won't turn in to a freaking mermaid. Are you stupid or something?
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Why do people think Satan and God are fake, when there is plenty of proof in the Bible that says otherwise?
Proof, what proof? Oh, you mean those fables, myths and legends in that story book...
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I like to eat mars bars what his your faverite sweet?
I like chocolate coated nipples. But that is just me...
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Who would you bang based on their avatar?
AndieCatastrophe looks kind of hot, but she has an "angle pic" which is sometimes indicative of a fatty.
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Why would god plant such elaborate clues to evolution, the age of the universe, etc if they weren't true?
He didn't put those things there, Satan and his demons did. Duh!
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What do you crave everyday and just cant seem to get enough of?
Vagina
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Who would you bang based on their avatar?
lianaface looks hot
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Why so many poo questions
Some people just like poop. I mean, have you seen two girls one cup?
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Do you need a passport from los angeles to frorida?
No, but you do need spelling lessons.
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Do you agree, with this statement? Women: Cant live with them, cant kill them?
I prefer: Women: can't live with them, can't skin them alive and wear their ass as a hat.
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Did Jesus poop?
Yes, it is called holy shit.
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Would you date a bisexual?
As long as she is down for a threesome...
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I say "banana" - you think.......?
Can I put it in your butt?
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Who would you bang based on their avatar?
Lovehearts is waiting for go looks hot, but I think she is jail bait...
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If on the 7th day (Sunday) god rests, why do christian people pray at church on Sunday if god is taking the day off? (and yes, this is intended with a bit of humour)
Because religious people define stupidity.
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Can you really be in love with someone and cheat on them at the same time?
Absolutly. You may love them and enjoy spending time with them, but they may not fulfill your needs sexually. For example a wife may not like giving her husband oral, so he goes and gets it elsewhere, it doesn't mean he doesn't love her.
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I am dating a 16 year old Mormon girl, but I am not LDS. I am christian (Methodist to be exact) and want to know the rules on affection and dating with her.
This video explains LDS in detail:
http://www.videosift.com/video/History-of-Mormonism-by-South-Park
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How did this get wet?
I am kind of sexy and that sort of happens to women around me.
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Is the idea or concept of the "Second Coming of Christ", a nice man that will return to bring joy and happiness to all the good people who have been living a nice and decent life something like a "Santa Claus for Adults"? The concepts are kind of similar
I myself am waiting for "The Cumming of Christ III: Bukake Messiah"
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Women: could we do without men?
Maybe only temporarily, but with some baby oil a bunch of sex toys, and some cameras.
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They ban smoking. whats next
Next those commies will try to take our guns.
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Who would you bang based on their avatar?
I would totally do Talim - Up the Butt Charizard...
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If the USA was to sell 3 states to other countries- which 3 states would you pick?
New Jersey, West Virginia, not sure on a third
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First thing that comes to Mind : CHURCH
Waste of time...
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What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Titties! I love me some titties....
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What would be worse than a jalapeño LSD enema?
Perhaps a habenero/LSD enema...
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Who would you bang based on their avatar?
SaraMonster Queen of Monstonia looks pretty doable, but it appears that in her profile that she is taken...
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Who is the worlds best bass guitar player?
Les Claypool
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Who would you bang based on their avatar?
miri is looking pretty good too...
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Aside from marijuana, what other illegal drugs are considered "soft", as opposed to "hard" drugs?
Whip-its (N20), mushrooms, most pills
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Caroline went on a mad girly holiday to Portugal. Do you think she could be pregnant?
the fuck are you talking about?
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Who would you bang based on their avatar?
Mandy8807 looks doable and so does Good to be me.
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Who would you bang based on their avatar?
Mynicknamecantcontainaword looks like jailbait. I wonder if she is legal.
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What is the best way to celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. day?
By burning a cross in your black neighbor's lawn.
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Husband whom id been with since i was 17 yrs. old left me n my 2 children 4 an older woman im 32, hes 32, and she is 39 yrs old. Shes never been married nor has children shes a kinder teacher . she buys him everything he wants could it b-cause if that???
Maybe she knows how to write using proper English...
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My husband and i just bought a home that is currently being leased- can we legally break the lease?
Shouldn't you have asked your realtor that before you bought it.
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Do you think that grinding with another guy is cheating? It's just dancing and it was just for fun. It meant nothing to me, but it sure meant a lot to my boyfriend!
I mean are you rubbing your twat against his leg and are are you rubbing your ass on his junk? It isn't necessarily cheating, but it kind of makes you a slut if you are doing it to guys while you have a boyfriend.
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First thing that comes to mind when I say George Michael?
Fag
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Is time the only thing that can make sadness go away?
No, sometimes drugs and/or sex work.
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What a way to find out if ur boyfriend is cheating on you?
Does his breath smell like poontang?
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Do you know why some Christians try to force their beliefs and prayers on others?
because they think they are saving people from eternal hellfire and damnation.
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I cheated on my bf at the weekend. i hate myself for it. it was only a one night stand and i was mega drunk and it meant absolutely nothing to me. i can honestly say i love my boyfriend and i would NEVER EVER do anything again. do i tell him?
No. You should not tell him unless you think he might find out. If you want to stay with him it will just cause problem and resentment.
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Why did people create beer if they already had wine?
Why do people have oral sex, when they can just do it the regular way?
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If I throw a party and don't allow any alcohol, would you still come?
As long as you have some lines of coke instead, then I'd be down.
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I just ate a Big Mac and it wasn't that great. Do you like Big Macs?
As the great Young MC put it, "I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac"
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What do the symbols on the LDS temple garment mean?
"We're Nuts!"
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How can i lost weight in few weeks?
Enimas!
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Does God go to the toilet? What does he eat?
When he takes a crap, is it a holy shit?
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I have a boyfriend, i love him, and my ex just told me he loved me for the first time. now im going out with both of them. I feel the same about both of them and can see myself with both of them. they are both truly amazing. Which guy should I chose?
Easy, which one of them is better in bed?
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What are some characteristics of Shamanism? In what ways does Shintoism fit the description of a Shamanic religion?
It isn't Scientology or Mormonism...
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First thing that comes to mind when I say Bed?
Anal sex.
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My bf seriously disrespects me by telling me a whole bunch of really mean things like im stupid or i have no brains, and i i have to listen to him because he is the brain in the family. i feel like im right not blaming myself. your advice, please =)))
Have you ever considered that maybe you really are stupid and he is just with you for the sex?
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If all the Gods from the different religions (Christian, Hindu, Muslim etc..) had dinner together what would the conversation be like?
Allah would try to blow them all up....
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Wild night out or romantic night in?
How about a wild night in, like with some lube, a couple dongs, some anal beads or a butt plug, perhaps some hot wax, and maybe some nipple clamps.
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Would you continue to date a girl if you found out she was an illegal immigratant trying to work hard to go to school?
Only if she gave good head.
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Would you vote for a devout Muslim as President?
Obama is a communist and people are just being hypnotized like the sheep they are by his Hitler-like charisma.
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My boyfriend has cheated, lied, been a drug addict and abused me. Why do I still love him and beleive him when he says it's going to get better?
Because you are codependent...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codependence
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Where can I buy body piercing jewelry in Dubai?
Won't you get stoned or something there for piercing your body in ways that Allah didn't intend?
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Why do guys get their "man rooms" and days out to get away from women but women don't get any special room or days to get away from men?
Women have a special room already. IT IS CALLED THE KITCHEN! Now shut up and make me a pie!
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How would you react when Pat Robertson dies?
Meh.
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What's your best line of trash talk?
I'm going to monkey fuck you so hard you won't be able to look your father in the eye ever again.
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With all of the pollution they cause, why are fireworks legal?
You've got to be freaking kidding me. Are you some sort of dirty hippie or some kind of communist that hates freedom?
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What are some good male and female names for my baby?
LaTrina
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How do you know if your boyfriend is gay?
When you catch him with a cock in his mouth...
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Does homosexuality exist in the animal kingdom?
Absolutly. I think it is just a genetic defect rather than a choice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_animals
http://www.news-medical.net/?id=20718
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/07/0722_040722_gayanimal.html
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Is this cartoon correct about Mormons and LDS?
http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/South_Park_Explains_Mormons_222_2006.php
Here is the video
www.noolmusic.com/myspace_videos/south_park_s_version_of_the_mormon_history.php
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What is the easiest way to make money?
By selling your body. Why do you think they call it the world's oldest profession?
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Why do we have to look busy when Jesus is coming?
If Jesus is coming, someone should get him a tissue, or perhaps a moist wash cloth.
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What would Jesus ask?
If I take a dump, is is a holy shit?
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Which is better- Mexicans, Americans, or Canadians? Why?
Americans are obviously better. Look how poverty stricken Mexico is. Obviously not the best. I mean, they all want to come here so obviously we are better. Right? You can't argue against that. You don't see Americans crossing the Rio Grande... And well Canadians, they are almost communists. And who wants to be a dirty communist?
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Can salvation come only through the LDS Church?
No, all churches are bullshit. It is just that the LDS church is more bullshit than the rest.
See here for details: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo
or
http://www.videosift.com/video/History-of-Mormonism-by-South-Park
Mormons will tell you it is false, but it is what they really believe.
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Who has the coolest AVATAR?
Mine
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If I asked you to, "Have a Blessed Day" what would you think or say?
I would say no thank you. I'm an atheist.
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Are women with tattoo's that unattractive?? I have seen men covered in tattoo's who turn their nose up at women who have a few
Just don't get a "tramp stamp"
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How many dating websites do you use?
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How long does percocet stay in system?
About three-five days.
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Who is "the Bride of Christ"?
Nuns are supposedly, but some people also think the bride of Christ was Mary Magdalene.
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What makes your heart pitter patter?
A good blow job... Just sayin'....
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Girls, how do you approach a guy you like who you haven't been introduced to?
If you are hot it is perfectly ok to just go up and grab his junk. He won't mind.
If you aren't hot, you will have to be more resourceful.
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Do any of yall know any millionaires? If so... How did they make their money?
Well in NYC some whores are making 4,300 for two hours of "work"
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Guys... do you like skiny girls?
Yes, absolutely.
If you look at the primal reason men are attracted to skinny girls, it is because they are healthy, given that we are talking about skinny and healthy and not malnourished or with eating disorders. A girl who is chunky through out her 20s, she is likely to be heavy her entire life. Heavy people have shorter life spans and more health problems.
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I'm gay. I know my boyfriend loves me, but lots of the time, he is constantly asking for a hand job from me. I usually don't like to do that and so most of the time I tell him no, and then he gets mad. How do I tell him I no without him being mad?
Dude, if you are gay and don't like giving hand jobs, how do you expect your partner to be satisfied in a relationship? I mean if you can't handle a hand job how are you going to tackle anal sex? I
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My boyfriend is 26. I am 49. we have been together for 2 years. his family is in europe. i am friens with all of his friends in the us. i have met his family. everyone we know knows we are a couple. however, He refuses to tell his family about us.
Well, you are a cougar, and old enough to be his mom...
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My boyfriend and i are kind of in a rut. we've gone pretty far but we're not ready to have sex. what are some games etc. that we can play and fool around at the same time?
Ass play is always fun, and you can't get pregnant from it.
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Do most women like their butts kissed and their anus licked? I'm very serious! Do they find it pleasurable?
Yes! If you lick a girls anus, she'll love you for life. It's a fact!
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GUYS! what do you prefer the barbie type girl or the girl that looks cute and does boyish things such as riding a bike and working up a sweat but still always smells good and is in style?
Either one is fine if they put my penis in their mouth.
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I know this is dumb, but can you swallow personal lubricant? will it taste weird if you rubbed it on his dick and then gave him head?
A small amount won't hurt you. I'm sure it would taste nasty though.
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Jesus never sinned and im sure that means he would never help any other person sin, so since he turned water into wine for the wedding guests in the bible does that mean its not a sin to drink wine?
No, it would be a sin to use it to excess though.
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What exactly is a Mormon and how is a Mormon really different for any other Christian faith? And is it true that not black people can not go to Mormon heaven?
After the death of Joseph Smith, Jr., Brigham Young, the church's second president, was a vocal advocate of the doctrine that people of African ancestry were under the curse of Ham, and that this curse was a rationalization for slavery and societal bans on interracial marriage. They also stated that the day would come when this curse would be made null and void through the saving powers of...
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What exactly is a Mormon and how is a Mormon really different for any other Christian faith? And is it true that not black people can not go to Mormon heaven?
The curse of Ham in Mormonism
Main article: Blacks and Mormonism
In Mormonism, the racial interpretation of the curse of Ham was introduced as part of restored Biblical passages of the Bible. These passages, known as the Pearl of Great Price, were according to Joseph Smith and the Church of Latter Day Saints, lost to corruption over time. In this, the LDS church affirms that the Bible...
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How can I safely transport a small amount (less than 1oz) of marijuana on a domestic flight from one Northwestern state to another? What will happen if I get caught?
The safest way, a condom in your butt...
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WITHOUT BRINGING RELIGION INTO IT, can you name one good reason WITH FACTS, to support an argument against gay marriage or the gay lifestyle for that matter?
Frequent butt sex might blow out your sphincter and you might have to get a colostomy bad...
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What is the king of steaks?
Pat's in Philly. It is the original.
http://www.patskingofsteaks.com/Site/Welcome.html
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Where would i get an original building map for leybourne grange mental hospital
Are you trying to break someone out of it?
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My boyfriend cheated on me with a prostitute. We have been together 15 months, he says he's sorry and loves me. What should I do?
Aside from the cheating aspect, men often go to prostitutes because something is lacking sexually in their relationships. It does not necessarily mean that they don't love or care about their significant other. According to prostitutes the #1 thing that married men go to them for is oral sex. Married men also frequently ask for anal. (This is from the shows I've seen on prostitutes on...
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Is it all right to answer your cell phone while on a date?
Not unless it is urgent. In which case you should excuse yourself and explain the situation.
It would be rude to just answer the phone to talk to a buddy/girlfriend whatever.
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So... who or what *can* i blame disco on?
Funk and Soul begat disco and then disco begat house music.
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Is a good book better than a good.....errrr...sex?
It depends on the person you are having sex with...
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I'm thinking of getting a pair of leather trousers, what do you think?
Only get them if they are assless chaps, it is the only way to go...
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My boyfriend wants me to be more aggressive in bed....I am not quite sure how to be more aggressive....any pointers?
Scratch his back. Grab his ass and pull him into you. Tear his clothes off and initiate oral. Get on top of him and get all crazy go nuts like you are riding a bronco.
Plus tease him a little.
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I need a job, where i do nothing and get well paid for the absolutly nothing that i do. What do come up with/sugest?
Armed security guard. You stand and do nothing for a shift. You have to have no criminal background and you need a license in a lot of states.
You don't get paid like crazy, but you get paid decent.
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If a student, 14 years old by the way, throws a crayon at a teacher, should they be convicted of 3rd degree assault? Your thoughts.
No, probably just suspended for a couple days.
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How many sexual partners have you had?
22
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If you're in a monogamous relationship, do you find monogamy a challenge or do you just not feel any desire to cheat?
It is perfectly natural to have the desire to cheat. I think that people who have no desire to cheat probably have never had the opportunity to. It is easy to say you wouldn't do something, but then when the opportunity presents itself it is a whole different ball game.
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How do you make sex last longer?
Marijuana, alcohol, viagra, tantric techniques
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I have a 6 mth old female. can i breed her to a cousin dog or will there be health defects & problems?
Purebred dogs are bread with cousin dogs all the time. They are even bread with brothers/sisters and parents believe it or not.
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If we had wands like Harry Potter what would you use them for?
My answer to this should probably go in the adult section.
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If GOD came up to you what would be the first thing you would say?
Why are you such a bastard?
What's up with all the natural disasters that kill many people?
Why can't everyone die a painless death?
Why do you let little babies starve?
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Should the UN be dissolved?
I don't care as long as the US is not a part of it.
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Is it true that, in the old days, medical doctors manually massaged a woman's genitalia as routine treatment for frigidity and other female problems?
I don't know but in the Kama Sutra the word used for dildo is the same as the word for medicine.
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Is ecstasy a soft or a hard drug?
The only "soft" illegal drug is weed, since it has the lightest sentences in most states.
Ecstasy is an amphetamine.
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Do you think it is ok to be racist?
Everyone is to some extent, they just won't admit it to others or themselves.
Like if you are white and your daughter brings a black guy home...
Unless you already have an interracial relationship in your family you are going to probably have some racist thoughts.
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What is the greatest pain one can experience?
Do not read any further if you are grossed out easily as the below are torture techniques:
These two things are the most painful that I can think of.
1. There is a torture technique in which a small glass tube is inserted into the penis then broken.
2. An enema with the fluid found in pepper spray, OC.
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Would you do anything for the one you love?
Women often say that they'd do anything for the one they love--until it is time to get kinky in the bedroom.
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What animal scares you the most?
care to post a picture?
The one eyed trouser snake.
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What should you do when worry takes over your mind?
Masturbation always puts my worries a side for a few minutes.
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How can you tell when a guy likes you?
An erection....
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Catholics-have you lied in confession?
I'm not catholic, but I like going in to confession and just saying some ridiculous things to make the priest uncomfortable until he makes me stop. Like talking about my impure thoughts in explicit detail and talking about how I enjoy sodomy.
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Is there really an upcoming children's movie coming out in Dec 07 called “The Golden Compass “ which is about children killing God?
There is a movie called the Golden Compass coming out, but it isn't about killing god. That is just some propaganda that the religious right put out about the movie because the author is an atheist. The religious right doesn't really care for fantasy movies or authors. The movie has themes about thinking for yourself and standing up to extremism.
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Whats the best line you have heard from a women during sex?
I never thought it would feel so good in the butt.
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My boyfriend is the hardest person to shop for. any ideas as to what to get him for christmas?
Try the "purple penetrator", Madonna bought one for Guy Ritchie.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/11/madonna-and-the-purple-penetrator/
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It is licious's birthday today, 28 today, would anyone like to wish her a happy birthday?
No. I don't know her.
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Is it true you can still get preggers by anal sex by having a "drip baby?"
Probably.
By the way, "drip baby" is the greatest term ever....
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Whats the best invention ever?(in your opinion)
Antibiotics
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How do I get social security for a child that has adhd after they have been denied due to the fact that they are functional. My daughter is in 8th grade, but reads on a 3rd grade level
You won't receive SS for ADHD. She pretty much has to be physically disabled or retarded.
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I have made some mistakes in the past that have messed up my credit, how can i go about resolving these issues and improving my credit?
There isn't much you can do except wait seven years and not make the same mistakes again.
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If you won money in the lottery and took a lump sum, would you have to only pay taxes on it once or would you have to pay every year that you still had the money?
You'd have to pay taxes on it when you won. Then you would have to pay taxes on any interest earned on that original sum every year for the rest of your life.
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If your bed could speak , what would it say?
Don't be so messy next time you have anal...
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If you have a lot of fun one day and then have to suffer the next day, is it worth it to you?
I have a lot of fun two days and then suffer five already.
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What term used to refer to effort to deffine the nature of jesus and his relationship with god?
co-dependant
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Do you think that some sort of test of intellectual capacity should be required for those seeking public office? I know IQ tests have their flaws, but I don't want to see another president elected thanks to the No Politician Left Behind act....
I think Ron Paul is probably the most intelligent candidate by far.
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Who's Should The Next American President Be And Why?
Ron Paul
Brief Overview of Congressman Paul’s Record:
He has never voted to raise taxes.
He has never voted for an unbalanced budget.
He has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
He has never voted to raise congressional pay.
He has never taken a government-paid junket.
He has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.
He voted against the...
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If you had to sign a "sex contract" with a potential partner before engaging in any physical contact, would you do it?
As long as it guaranteed me frequent BJs and occasional anal.
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What goes through your mind when u come across a "Hooters" restraunt? what are you thinking?
Yay boobies!!!!
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Who is the absolute worst person we could elect to the US presidency in 2008? Why?
I don't know who the worst would be but the best would be Ron Paul.
He has never voted to raise taxes.
He has never voted for an unbalanced budget.
He has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
He has never voted to raise congressional pay.
He has never taken a government-paid junket.
He has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.
He voted...
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Whats is the best response to 'i love you'?
Immediate oral sex.
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Should a woman every have a threesome if the man wants it?
Absolutely!
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What do you find to be most rewarding about being in a relationship?
Frequent sex.
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Can narcotic painkillers cause Erectile Disfunction?
Yes
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Why would anyone get married and not just be in a relationship?
Societal pressure.
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Elvis Presley... Bloated Drug Addict or King of Rock N' Roll?
King of Bloated Drug Addicts
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What do u think about me?
I think you are an ass!
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What is the best signal from a woman telling a man she likes him?
If she walks up to him and grabs his junk. This is perfectly acceptable as long as the woman is hot.
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I am one of those women who can not orgasm. Not even with a Very giving partner we have tried everything and it seems I get to that point and then *poof* its gone. I am a 30 year old mother of three on my way through a Divorce and very sexually active wit
Have you heard of the Sibian. It was invented by a guy whose wife could not orgasm. It is kind of a vibrating saddle horse. They aren't cheap, but how can you put a price on happiness, having an orgasm is a human right.
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What's the worst music genre?
Hardstyle
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e54Imm_8vJs
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I am a virgin and I don't want to get preggers. Should I let my BF put it in my butt instead?? Will I still be a virgin if he puts it in there?
Anal sex is pretty common. More so than people think. The CDC says that one out of three women under 24 have done it. Just use lube and be aware of the risks.
You would still technically be a virgin if you do not have vaginal sex. But there is a chance it could slip out and go into the vagina anyway....
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Who reminds you of a young Mike Huckabee?
Ron Paul
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What do you consider most important in a bf/gf?
Frequency of oral pleasure.
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If you could date any celebrity who would it be and what kind of date would you want to have
Although their appeal has lessened with age, I still want a three way with the Olsen Twins.
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Why are hallucinations considered non existent, when something is clearly there or we wouldnt perceive it?
How much LSD are you on?
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What is the best way to kiss?
Mouth to genital kisses are my favorite.
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If you had to be handcuffed to someone you didn't like for a week with no key, what would be the worst situation to be in without being able to leave their side.
I guess if they had explosive diarrhea
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Many different intellectuals have argued that using language in a certain way conduces to certain attitudes and beliefs in the speaker. True or not?
This is true. Noam Chomsky who is most commonly know for his political views is also the worlds foremost authority on linguistics and argues this point.
The book 1984 kind of shows (fictionally) how this theory is achieved.
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What is your favorite bumpersticker?
Jesus is coming, get him a tissue.
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If someone offered you $10000, could you not watch TV for a year?
Would you have to pay taxes on the 10,000?
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How did Noahs Ark work? The biblical story is not logical. No way that every animal could have fit on the ark with food and such. Plus the time frame of the earth being covered with water and drying up does not compute.
Easy it is nothing more than a MYTH. Lots of religions have them. Like stories about Zeus and Hercules and what not.
People who blindly believe that stuff just prove their stupidity and gullibility.
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
Here's your $300
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Why is the internet Addictive?
Because you can pretty much have whatever you want at any given moment. Porn, Games, Gambling, News, Any info you want on anything...
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Are you as scared of clowns as I am? Why are they so scary?
George Bush scares the shit out of me.
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What is it called when you go through lists of questions/answers and rate everything up?
going through lists of questions/answers and rating everything up
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Is there anything you have ever eaten that was alive at the time you ate it?
Yogurt is live bacteria.
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What is the best way to get high off of a small amount of weed? (I'm almost out!)
A dugout is the most efficient way to smoke a small amount of weed
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Should fireworks be banned for public use?
Absolutely not. People need to take responsibility for themselves and their children instead of having the government play mommy and daddy.
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I don't want to work tomorrow, what excuse do I give my boss?
Two words. Explosive diarrhea.
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My girlfriend just broke up with me after a few months because she is still in college and needs some space. i respect that, but eventually i would like to try to get back together. what is a good way of going about that, and how long should I wait?
Just find another girl. She'll have penis coming at her from all directions in college.
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Why was George W. Bush re-elected?
Because the majority of Americans were deceived. Plus is was the lesser of two evils for a lot of people because John Kerry was an idiot too.
Ron Paul for President '08
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Why are men attracted to lesbians?
$50 is great, but $100, that is even better...
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What is the coolest style of dancing?
Poll dancing
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I saw a bumper sticker that read "Real Men Love Jesus". What does that mean to you?
Two words. Homosexual Christian.
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Would you buy a "i see dum people t-shirt"?
I see a dumb question, because you can't even spell dumb right.
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If you had to choose between 'doing something' and 'saying something which would you choose?
If the doing something is sex, well then I'd rather do it than talk about it.
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Does anyone pray before they go to sleep?
Why would I waste my time like that? I can use the time to do something more productive, like pleasure myself.
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Christians, if 'the power of prayer' works, yet when I was 12 and really need help and prayed, was not answered, how would you explain this?
easy. god doesn't exist.
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What is the largest flaw in today's society?
That people expect the government to take care of them.
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Do you and your partner relate to and treat each the same whether with others or when you alone? Or is the "public" couple very different from the "private" couple?
I don't randomly grab my girlfriends ass in public, like I do when we are home alone....
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Have you dealt with anyone who is bi-polar? What's the trick?
There is no trick. Get away as fast as you can.
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What part of your body do you love to show off most?
I try to show my penis off, when appropriate.
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Would you be offended if you saw someone wearing a T-Shirt that said: "Jesus Was Wrong"?
I think a t-shirt that said "Jesus is Coming, get him a tissue" would be better.
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Would you have sex with a midget if they had an amazing personality?
I think I would. But I would want at least two or three at the same time?
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What can i use at home to remove black spots in my face and around my nose?
I would try Raid or a hot iron.
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I am a teenager how can i make money?
Prostitution
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I have a lady friend... We both have feelings for eachother but nothing is official yet. She and I kissed and a week later, I kissed another girl. Is this considered cheating?
It is absolutely not cheating. You aren't in a relationship.
It would only be cheating if you have had a conversation with the first woman and come to an understanding that you are in an exclusive relationship and won't be seeing anyone else.
I would be saying the same thing if you slept with both of them.
Unless you have had the conversation that you are no longer single,...
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What's your favorite slang word?
fucktarded
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Would you vote for Presidential candidate Ron Paul? Why or why not?
I would vote for him because Giuliani is a douche bag.
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What's your favorite word?
fuck
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What is the one thing that you don't like about AB?
The religious fanatics.
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Do European people use the "C" word?
People who are offended by words are idiots.
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I Went to a formal party the other night, and there was this woman that was Drunk, she was exposing herself to everyone, What is the best thing to do in this situation?
Take a video of her and put it on youtube.
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How do you fall out of love?
If your wife bangs your brother.
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What is the one thing that is most fascinating about women?
I am usually facinated by their boobies.
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I'm a guy and Ive been questioning my sexuality iv read books and i just cant figure out if I'm straight gay or bi can anyone help
If you even question putting a penis in your mouth, you are probably gay.
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I saw a bumper sticker that read "Real Men Love Jesus". What does that mean to you?
That the driver of the car is gay for Jesus.
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What is the worst thing to do in-front of your boss?
Jump up on his desk naked and crying while masturbating furiously with a thumb in your butt.
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What is the best summer drink?
Mojito!
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What is forplay
I think you mean foreplay, it is anything arousing leading up to sex, including cunnilingus, fellatio, mutual masturbation, kissing, hugging, tickling, spanking, ass play, etc...
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If you found out your mother was pregnant today, what would you do?
I'd be pretty shocked considering she has gone through menopause and has had a hysterectomy.
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Why do people like atlanta so much? I'm curious, because my sister moved there and it seems to be a very big place. Can you also tell me some of the tourist points?
Housing is way cheap there compared to the rest of the country.
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Are you embarrassed by anyone in your family?
Yeah, my sister is pretty white trash. She actually lives in a trailer.
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Whats a switch hitter?
A man who has sex with both men and women.
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Why do people believe that if a white person and a black have a child that they will instantly produce beautiful babies?
Um, I don't think that.
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If cellulite is a womans worst nightmare what is a mans?
Falling in love with a woman that won't go down on you.
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What kind of people do you often find yourself attracted to?
Thin young white women.
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What is the best pay per view that wwe have?
WWE is for kids, it definitely says something about an adults maturity if they watch it. It is a fake sport with a crappy storyline added in.
I would also question a male adult's sexuality. I mean it is a bunch of shirtless fit dudes...
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If you was a greek god/ or goddess what would you be the god/ or goddess of?
I would be the god of sex, excess, music and partying...
I mean why not right? That would be the most fun...
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Do you think ANSWERBAG should have a spelling check botton? why?
Just install Google Toolbar and you won't need spell check for any page.
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Have you ever been to wwe live before?
I went to summer slam once when I was like 12 and it was WWF. But it is for kids. I mean it is pretty much a white trash soap opera.
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What is the most vicious crime known to man?
Anal rape.
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How do you feel about a national sales tax with NO income tax and no income tax filing?
That would be great and very efficient.
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Is a fed income tax in the U.S. constiutional? I get answers both ways. What do you guys think?
Google Ron Paul and listen to him talk about it. He is probably one of the most educated on the subject.
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What's your favorite Adam Sandler movie?
The one where that one midget goes down on this other midget, and then this other midget comes in and starts just going to town on the first midgets bum. Then a forth midget come in with his little midget erection and starts doing unspeakable things to the second midget.
Oh, not wait, that's not an Adam Sandler movie, that is a porn I picked up called Itty Bitty Gang Bang.
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I am an attractive british born Indian guy 5'11, and slim and would love to go out with a white girl as it is my preference. Only problem is I do not get the opportunity to meet people. where do I begin. And do white women find Indian guys attractive?
Why don't you go and find a nice Indian girl?
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Would you ever date outside of your race?
No, I only really find white women attractive.
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What do you sometimes find yourself randomly craving?
Sex
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Does using the pull-out method feel satisfying for the guy, or does he need to "finish" inside the girl to really feel satisfied?
Finishing inside is much more satisfying, having to worry about pulling out interrupts the rhythm of things. Pulling out and finishing in the mouth is quite satisfying though.
However, there is something satisfying about exploding all over a girls chest.
Birth control makes everything so much better.
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If the father of my child broke up with me after a 2 year reltionship to party and explore other women sexually should i forgive him?
As long as he pays child support. Maybe he just wasn't ready to settle down. Better that he breaks up with you now than your entire relationship is unhappy for years or he cheats on you.
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Why are guys so intent with seeing girls in Bikini's?
I am more intent on seeing them naked, but a bikini is the next best thing.
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Would you be cautious about dating a guy in his late 30's if you heard from a good source that he likes to check out very young girls in highschool and say things like "check out their ass!"?
There isn't a man alive who wouldn't appreciate a high school girls nice ass. However, it just isn't PC to admit to it because the girls are under 18. A nice ass is a nice ass. But it isn't like you are going to try and date the girl or even talk to her.
Saying "check out that ass" about a high school girl when you are 30 probably isn't the wisest thing to...
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What in the hell is a hoo-hoo?
the same things as a ta-tas or ya-yas.
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When one of your questions or answers get rated up do you get horny?
Yes, my flesh scepter becomes ready for battle when a question gets a couple points.
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Do you know anyone who has a conspiracy theory for everything?
Have you heard of Alex Jones? He sure does.
Http://www.infowars.com
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I wanna start dating white men, but I dont think they like black women so white boys would you date me?
For me, a white guy, it doesn't have anything to do with race, I am simply not attracted to anything but white women.
Some mixed women are attractive to me.
I could however have a friendship with any woman regardless of race.
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What medicine do you think works the best when it comes to headaches?
Oxy Contin, hands down. Followed by perks.
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Why do people use tanning beds in the summer?
They work much faster than the sun. They allow you to get a nice base tan before going to the beach.
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If you was a transformer, what would yuo transform into?
One of those rabbit vibrators
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Someone's got a cup and has made level 40. Who would like to join me in congratulating her?
No. Why would I care?
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Who eles thinks we should stay away from religion questions?
I don't think we should stay away from any questions, even those that some may think are offensive.
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Is anyone here for Communism?
I am for Libertarian society, but I realize that it is just a pipe dream just like communism ,simply because people are flawed.
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Is anyone here for Communism?
No, if a government takes any of what I have produced or my wealth and what they do with it does not personally benefit me, that is theft.
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Is anyone here for Communism?
The only thing I agree with Marx about is that religion is the opiate masses. Other than that he left his idea with tons of holes.
Communism will never work because it goes against basic human nature. People don't care enough about their fellow man to make it work. There is not enough personal incentive. Communist theory assumes that all humans are basically good, well motivated, and...
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If you broke up with an ex you lived with in town A where you moved to, to be with her, and when you broke up you moved to town B , is it then acceptable to move back to town A later for another reason, nothing to do with the previous relationship?
Absolutely, why should where an ex lives dictate where you live. Even if someone has a restraining order against you, you can still live in the same town.
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Has there ever been a question that you wanted to ask on AB, but didn't want that question to affect the judgment of fellow members about you?
No, why would I care about some random internet people.
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Would you prefer seeing sound or hearing colors?
It depends on how much acid that I have taken...
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Do you like moustaches?
Only if they come with a mustache ride
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Is anyone here for Communism?
It never works. There has NEVER been a successfully run communist government. The people who come to power have ALWAYS become dictators. There is a natural progression of the best and the brightest to rise to the top, make the most money etc. The working class shouldn't be getting the same piece of the pie as the educated engineers designing what they build or the people facilitating the...
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I have a 32" RCA tube television that is about 12 years old. Recently, the picture image seems to be covered by a 'grey shield' with white horizontal lines running through the image? Ideas? Worth fixing?
A 32" TV tube is not worth fixing. You are looking at around $200 to repair it minimum as most repair places charge 80-125 for the first hour of work. Just replace it.
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What's the best pick up line that was ever used on you?
Want to go back to my place and touch?
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My brother purchased a home a stupidly did a quit claim deed to his girlfriend. He has proof that he has paid all mortgage payments ( 3 years) Can he force her off the deed now that they have split? KY
I don't know why you put KY at the end of your question, but I am thinking that is what your brother will need.
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Do you think someone who is unmarried and pregnant, but in a devoted relationship with the father still be accepted in church without being reprimanded?
It depends on the church, but probably not. Christians tend to be very judgmental. The question is if they are in a devoted relationship and have a kid, why aren't they married.
If they were at least engaged it would probably be better as far as the being viewed by others thing goes.
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What would you do with a billion dollars?
Two chicks at the same time! If I had that kind of money, I think it could be arranged.
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Where can I find photos of old world war I and II swords --am looking for a certain one that I have.? I have tired google etc but not finding the one I have --I think it is German.
There are people who will appraise such items. Send them a photo pay them a small fee.
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Can a judge take rights from father he has not see his son inawhile he dont take good care of him when my son give him a toy he puts it on the couch he told me he dont like noise he dont show up sometimes to get to know his son he try to kill his self 2
Where are you from. If you are from the US please tell me where you went to school.
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Do you do volunteer work? What kind?
I've slept with a couple fat chicks, does that count?
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How can you tell if a woman is really into you?
You can be pretty sure if she is naked, spread eagle in front of you.
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How come my mom called me and complaining that my dad isn't ever in the mood to make love to her anymore?
Maybe she wants you to fill in!
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Is playing Twister while naked a good idea?
Naked twister is cool as longs as it is me and one or more attractive women.
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My conditioner has Urea in it. Is this what I think it is?
No, it isn't pee.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urea
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Wanna hear a great card story?
No, not really.
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What did God do before he created earth?
Probably shot the sh** and had a few cold ones with Zeus and Osiris.
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If God created Eden, and God created the tree of Knowledge, and God created Eve with curiosity, and God created the snake, and God allowed the snake to enter the Garden, then why is mankind to blame for original sin? Isn't God guilty of entrapment?
Yeah, and there is no need for a savior or a blood sacrifice or anything like that either, god makes up the rules, so he could have said believe in this magic rock or unicorns and you will have ever lasting life.
And if Jews are the "chosen people of god" why if you are an all powerful god would you let your people get screwed so bad. Slavery, wondering the desert for generations,...
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Whats the name of your favorite supermarket?
Whole Foods.
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I'm a 6 foot tall female and I have extremely long legs. It makes it very difficult to maneuver when I'm ontop.My legs are all bunched up under me and any thrusting is uncomfortable because my legs are so long. Any suggestions?
Date taller men.
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I've just this minute sat down at my desk, I'm hot and absolutely exhausted and wish so much I could be back in bed... Anyone else feel like this?
every single day
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U.S. Soldiers do you think a person going to the E-5 board with less than 3 years is good or bad?
In the Coast Guard it isn't the norm but is also isn't unheard of. The Coast Guard is a much smaller service so people tend to advance quicker than in the other military branches. The people who do advance to E-5 are usually motivated and so there is not to big of a problem with it. Plus in the CG and Navy NCO is at E-4 rather than E-5. So they have already had the big jump in...
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Ok, I am 17, Only Had 1 Boy Friend in My Life and I'm a Virgin, is this like uncommon?
There are other things you can do other than sex that are pretty fun. You'll know when you are ready to have sex and you shouldn't let anyone pressure you.
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Should religion be allowed in school? If not then should it be taken out of the end of the pledge of allegiance(1 nation under god)?
Religion shouldn't be allowed in schools.
Under god should be taken out. It wasn't actually part of the pledge originally it was added later.
The original read:
"I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation indivisible, with liberty and justice for all"
Under god was later added to separate us from the godless commies.
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Have you ever sharted? How did you handle it?
Go to nearest bathroom. Throw underwear away and go commando.
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If your 16 year old daughter wanted to talk to you about sex, how would you react? what would you say?
Be glad that she wanted to talk about it and realize that half of her friends, given that she is mildly popular, are already having it.
Then tell her that sex is a great part of life and a lot of fun, but there are a lot of feelings attached to it and the last thing she wants to do is end up being pregnant. I wouldn't expect her to wait until she is married and have one partner for her...
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I need a massage.. do you?
I need one with a happy ending!
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What do IT Sales Managers get paid (average annual salary) in the Midwest US?
try salary.com
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What is a hot, inexpensive, business that I can add to my satellite/technology store to boost sales and profit?
Sell Tivos or DVRs.
Sell mobile phones or phone accessories.
If you have warehouse space, set up a website and bulk buy and resell computer parts.
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What is your Idea of EVIL?
Women who don't give oral.
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What are the benefits of joining a fraternity?
Homo erotic activities and date rape.
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What is your Idea of EVIL?
yay blasphemy!
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What is your Idea of EVIL?
The Christian religion
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Should Jehovah's Witnesses have the right to refuse blood tranfusions for their children, and does the state have an obligation to step in?
I am very big on individual rights, but in this case it is not the child's fault that their parents are borderline retarded.
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If you could live on another planet would you?
There is no such thing as a bad question, but there is such thing as retarded people.
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What is your number one turn on?
Two chicks doing each other, on top of me. Can't beat that!
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Is it true that if you dream about falling from a great height and don't wake up before you hit the bottom you actually really can die?
If you have a dream that you are having sex with your wife and you don't pull out before you wake up will she get pregnant?
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Do you think of yourself as "mature"?
Absolutely not. But I can put on a good show at work.
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Do you agree with Walt Disney World in FL having a "gay day" while families are there with their small children? Why or why not?
As long as they all dress like this, then I am fine with it.
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A rich man offered to give you 50,000 to either drink a gallon of urine or eat 1lb. of poo (you are given 24 hours to do it) which would you choose?
If I ate the poo and washed it down with the urine, would I get $100,000?
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Visual proof of God's existence?
Here is visual proof that he doesn't exist.
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What do you really think about the jahovas witness religion ??
Douche bags
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
It is going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway after that thing comes out of you.
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What you think what was the idea behind answerbag?
How can we make a website that will entertain people and generate add revenue?
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Other than your own questions, which question did you find most interesting or appalling that was asked on Answerbag?
My favorite question, but yet probably the most appalling to others, was, "If Jesus was coming, would you get him a tissue?"
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Laser isn't reading my gamecube, what should i do?
Buy a PS3
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"Power Corrupts, and Absolute Power corrupts absolutely." Is this true or is there a way to beat it?
Elect Ron Paul 2008!
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If a magical fairy named Ted granted you a choice between immortality, infinite women, or a family with two kids and a dog, which would you choose?
Infinite women. As long as I can have multiple at the same time.
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Are there types of usernames that annoy you (i.e. sexybabi312 or something)?
Anyone who puts 69 in their user name. I mean, I like 69ing as much as the next guy. But in your user name is kind of stupid.
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I am so sad to hear that Tammy Faye Messner passed away. I thought she was a very kind hearted woman with a lot of spunk. Please share your thoughts.
Who cares?
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What is a question you should never ask people?
Will you felch me and give me a rusty trombone, and then I'll return the favor by giving you a Cleavland steamer?
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Which do you think is more effective violent or non violent protest?
Violent protest makes the news....
By the way Che Guevara, is a murderous commie bastard who killed his own people.
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Who sang i'm gonna walk five hundred
miles?
Two twins called The Proclaimers
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What are some things you shouldn't ask people you just met?
How big are your balls?
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Were you ever considered the "black sheep" in the family?
Yes, until I was about 21. I had dropped out of high school and did a lot of drugs. Now I have a masters degree and make more money than any of them.
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A farmer will eliminate the sick and the weak from his flock for the good of the others. Do you think families/communities/governments should cull their own herds for the greater good?
I'd rather get rid of the white trash and the ghetto ass people than the sick and the weak.
Especially people who talk during movies.
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Is viewing porn healthy?
Imagine the guy who is just plain genetically ugly, with no hope of ever sleeping with an attractive woman. Maybe he is even a 46yo virgin.
He needs a sexual outlet too. Just like normal to attractive people do.
But event the attractive guy with a hot girlfriend likes to have fantasies too. It keeps men from cheating.
Fantasies are normal and healthy.
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What subject should Michael Moore tackle next?
His fat ass.
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If someone from here wanted to meet you in person would you do it?
I don't know, is the person that wants to meet me, female, hot, and with sexual morals that some might question?
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What’s up with the democrats putting up/allowing a woman and a black person in the same year? Do you think there is a logical plan to that?
While I don't have anything against women or blacks, it is a big mistake.
Joe Redstater is not going to vote for a woman or a minority for president.
Guaranteed failure on the part of the Dems.
Hell, Obama's middle name is Husein... There is no way he is getting elected.
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If you had to be one of the last 5 people left on Earth, who would you want with you?
Four 18 year old "10s" with very high IQs.
I mean we'd have to continue the human race right? Let the breeding begin...
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Why are my sisters boobs so much bigger than mine?
God must love her more.
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Who wants to join me in congratulating idne on her Graduation today?
Not me.
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What is your favourite family guy quote?
The safe word is banana
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What is your favourite family guy quote?
At Meg's slumber party:
Lois: Chris come out from behind the sofa
Chris: I can't
Lois: Finish up at come out from behind the sofa.
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What brand underwear (if any lol) are you wearing right now?
Go COMMANDO!
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Do you think most people are less intelligent than you?
Most, but not all.
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When you spray a bug with Raid, why does everyone go over board when spraying?
Cause we are all closet sadists.
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What is that white thing that is attached to the yoke of an egg?
Chicken Fetus!
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What can i do in my spare time other than smoke weed?
Snort coke.
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Not really, I don't know or care about her.
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Nietzsche said "God is dead." Was he right? Why or why not?
Something that never existed in the first place can not die.
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Have you heard of Ron Paul the Presidential candidate?
Yes, he is the greatest politician of the last 20 years.
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What "futuristic" device do you want them to come up with next?
I want one of those things from Orgasmo. A gun that you can point at someone and instantly cause them to orgasm.
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How do you avoid getting caught speeding?
Things that help:
The sticker that says you donated to the FOP, or Police Foundation or whatever.
Military ID.
Civil servant ID. Federal/Local...
Tits.
If you are a minority, or if you are white trash or act low class you are pretty much going to get a ticket.
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What makes a man a man?
A man becomes a man once he has had stinky on his hang low.
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Which one do you use more LOL or LMAO?
Both are for little kids and immature adults.
Men who type lol or :) should be punched in the face.
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Will you ever be able to retire? If so, when and what will you do?
What will I do? Two chicks at the same time...
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Why rape exists among humans and not among other living beings? (Please read my note)
Where did you get that idea? "Rape" most definitely exists in the animal kingdom outside humans. There are females of many different species that are mated with forcibly.
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What do you think is the most common cause of divorce?
Wives that get fat and don't give oral.
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Who likes to bake on weekends?
I like to get baked on the weekends.
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Which is the most pompous rock band?
U2. Bono is a jackass.
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Who is Ron Paul?
The greatest politician alive...
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Would you vote for Presidential candidate Ron Paul? Why or why not?
Yes, he is the only honest politician in Washington.
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In your opinion who is the most honest politician?
Hands down Ron Paul. Republican Congressman from texas.
Now while the republican part may scare some people, he isn't your typical republican. He feels that the party has been lost for years.
http://www.ronpaul2008.com/
http://www.youtube.com/RonPaul2008dotcom
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Does it seem some ABers are online 24 hours a day?
The top ABers are 40 year old virgins and basement dwellers. The rest of the top ones are slackers who probably should be working.
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My boyfreind says he needs to tell me something thats to important to tell me over the phone...what would he have to say thats so important like that?
Your butt is getting dumped and he is a wuss for doing it over the phone.
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What is your favourite family guy quote?
"The safty word is Bannana"
or
"Chris, finish up and then come out from behind the sofa"
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Is there any graffiti that you've read that has stuck in your head?
Those who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit, eat these little balls of shit.
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I have repeatedly found pornography in my husband's computer. When I talk to him about it he apologizes says he won't do it again, but today I found some again. What should I do?
Porn is normal and healthy in a relationship. They should try watching it together.
I can almost guarantee that this woman is overweight. Women who are in shape aren't as threatened by porn.
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What makes a person beautiful?
Titts and ass!
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If choosing one meant you could never have the other would you choose friendship or sex?
Sex, friends always disappoint you in the end.
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What is the biggest nonsexual turnoff?
FUPA
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If God showed up at your door..what would you do?
I would try to bang him. I mean how many people can claim that they had sex with a god.
And since he is perfect it would have to be perfect sex. Sex with god would rock.
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You catch your boyfriend flirting with someone else; what do you do?
If he is flirting with someone else, you are probably getting fat and are no longer attractive to him. You should probably loose some weight.
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How many times do you think about sex in a day
Twenty two women, more times than I can count.
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Guys: What is something romantic/affectionate that I can do for my boyfriend of 4 months?
As soon as he gets home be waiting for him, take his pants down and just start giving him oral pleasures.
This is the most romantic thing that you can ever do for a guy.
If a guy comes home from work to oral pleasures, he will love you for life.
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If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you'd do, and how would you spend the day?
I would try out a dildo and then go look for a hot lesbian to get it on with.
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What's your definition of luxury?
Two chicks at the same time.
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What is the worst relationship mistake you've ever made?
I didn't beat the shit out of my ex. I'll always regret that I never did that. She really had it coming.
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Why are people from Louisiana called coon asses?
Coon ass is a term for a black person in the South. They don't seem to like it too much when you call them that though.
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Since homosexuality is observed in animals in nature, how can Christians view it as a sin if it is a natural occurrence?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070521/od_afp/britainanimalsgay
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If Hilary Clinton was elected President, How would her and Bill Clinton be formally announced?
Mrs. Clinton and the First Gentleman
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What is the biggest myth in America today?
That god is real.
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Does God love us all equally, or does he have his favourite chosen few?
He has a chosen few. If a certain people are his "treasured possession" it would imply that he plays favorites.
Deuteronomy 7:6-7
The LORD your God has chosen you out of all the peoples on the face of the earth to be his people, his treasured possession.
7 The LORD did not set his affection on you and choose you because you were more numerous than other peoples, for you...
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Who is the best pianist you know of?
John Medeski of Medeski, Martin and Wood.
Although Herbie Hancock is a jazz Piano pioneer. Medeski could probably out play him in speed and technical skill.
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What progranm can i use to make myself look thinner in a picture?
A warping plug in for photoshop.
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Is there a woman's version of Viagra out there?
It is called a fat wallet.
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What not to say on a crowded elevator?
Wow, I just gambled and lost. I think I pooped myself a little with that fart.
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Would you encourage your son/daughter to join the military or talk them out of it if so why
Coast Guard or Air force yes. Army, Navy, Marines no.
Quality of life is much higher in the Coast Guard and Air force and you aren't in harms way getting shot at or bombed all too often. And you aren't shooting at people, do you want your kid to be killing people even if they are muslim extremists? Killing people is a lot to live with.
In the Navy you might not be shooting or...
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What do you do when you like a boy, but you are totally afriad to ask them out?
Just go up to him and grab his junk, as long as you are hot it is totally cool.
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Can you actually pay a male stripper to spend the night with you?
They would then be a gigolo or a man-whore, who also happened to be a dancer.
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What do you do when you are alone?
Watch porn and touch myself.
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What do you do when your sister turn into a lesbian or your brother turns gay
Say, "I always knew you were a butt pirate/carpet muncher" and proceed to make fun of them.
But at least if your sister is a lesbian she won't get knocked up at 16 by some kid who speaks ebonics and couldn't support a child to save his life.
Can you please proofread your sentences before posting them. I mean, really, your spelling and grammar is atrocious.
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What do you do when you are mexican
Get a job mowing lawns and doing landscaping?
What kind of question is that really?
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What do you do when there is a age diffrents
Um, are we talking 13 and 25 or say 25 and 30?
The older you get the less the gap matters. Especially with the law...
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What do you do when you cant stop thinking about your ex and you are a girl or a boy
As soon as I break up with someone, I try to have sex with someone else as soon as possible. That usually gets my mind off of the ex pretty quick, especially if the new girl is hotter.
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How do you "point bosses" get so many points every day? Do you do nothing but AB?
Well, one of the point bosses is an admitted 39 year old virgin....
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If a dolphin kills a man is it murder?
Um no. It is considered accidental death by animal.
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Why get high?
Life gets boring and mundane. Getting high (with weed) is fun and safer than alcohol, plus there is no hang over, you just might be a little tired the next day, but your brain won't be in pain.
+ It makes music more fun to listen to.
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How can I go to certain websites in school that are blocked by their website blockers? Sites like MySpace and AIMExpress. Hopefully then won't show up when they see the websites students have viewed too.
You can use a website called a proxy, and you basically go to the website that you want to go to within the first website. All your school will see is the first web site.
Try using one of these sites:
http://proxify.com/
http://www.hidemyass.com
www.squidoo.com/webproxy
www.thefreecountry.com/security/anonymous.shtml
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What (if anything) does "Analysis Paralysis" mean?
It means when you have a situation that need to get resolved you get all wrapped up in figuring out how to take care of it, instead of actually taking care of it.
There for you are paralyzed analyzing the situation and it never gets solved.
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I'm a virgin, my girl knows i'm not experienced. she's not a virgin, but i still would like to make it good for her too. how can i do that?
I'm not being a smart ass, but watch some porn. You might learn some technique. Just use some common sense when applying it, you don't want to do anything too freaky and scare her away.
Also. Since you've never had sex before you will probably explode right away. Give yourself a "hand" a little bit before you get down and dirty with her and you will last longer.
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What is your favorite color of iPod nano?
While this doesn't answer your question directly. An iPod nano is what, 4 or 8 gigs. and costs over $100. Just save up your money and you can get a 30 gig one with video for about $100 more. The nano is a waste of money.
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How does one become a criminalist?
Get masters degree in forensic psychology or criminology. ..
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What do you find sexy?
girl on girl action
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What is you opinion of "House, M.D."?
The intro song Teardrop by Massive Attack is one of my favorites.
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What is your opinion of "Dr. Phil"?
Two words: closet homosexual
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Exercise: are people overdoing it?
Obviously not, this country is more obese than it has ever been.
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Is there are difference betwen an office affair and a relationship formed in the workplace?
It really depends if you consummate the relationship on top of the copy machine or not.
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If some random person walked up to you and asked you for a ride, what would you say?
Hop on my mustache, I'll give you a ride!
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Guys, i'm scared. i just came really close to cutting myself with a knife, and barely stopped myself. it was like i couldn't help it. i really wanted to hurt myself. i'm so scared that i won't be able to control it next time. what should i do?
Follow these easy instructions
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What would be a good hairstyle - short, white, thin hair, square face, bad cowlick at the crown?
Go for the pho-hawk. It is all the rage right now.
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Does anyone here believe in (theire) horoscope?
No more than I believe in Jesus.
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Did you go to school with a celebrity?
I went to school with some of the guys from Jackass and Viva la Bam. I am from West Chester PA.
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How do you feel when parents scream at their children in public?
I feel entertained. Nothing like a good public spectacle to brighten your day.
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What are the top 5 most important things girls need to learn about being female?
1. How to give good oral
2. How to cook
3. How to clean
I just can't think of anything else
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What if you were in love with your girlfriends best friend but knew she was no good for you.
Get over the love part and keep her as a side piece. It is always nice to have some strange around.
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Good morning! What's your favorite thing to wake up to?
One word: oral
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When and how did early Christians celebrate?
Two words: blood orgy
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A teenager is robbing a bank with a toy pistol. police arrive and order him to drop the weapon. teenager points weapon at police. he is shot dead. any comments?
The stupid ass kid shouldn't have been robbing a bank. The police were only doing their job.
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If a cashier gave you more change than she was suppose to back, would you tell her and give it back or keep it and say nothing?
If it is some mom and pop store I'd give it back, but not if it was some big corporate store like a walmart or something.
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Do you belive in the devil?
No more than I belive in Jesus H. Christ
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How do you keep from getting too comfortable in your faith?
By not having faith and believing in science and logic.
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Are you aware of an individual who has sought to reform and renew the church?
David Coresh
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Why do people choose to be satanists?
Satanists don't believe in the concept of sin and that appeals to some people.
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What are some of the worst things to say to an ugly person?
Have you heard about that new stomach staple surgery?
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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now?
I had just turned 15, the girl was 13. I am 29 now.
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What's the best things to say if your parents caught you doing something you shouldn't be doing?
"You, alright, I learned it from watching you!"
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If you were faced with the most important test of your life and you had been given an answer paper a week before the exam would you read it?
Yes, it is the means to and end. If it is for college or grad school you will most likely make more money over your life time. And the topic of the test is somthing you can just look up or find out more about later.
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I have a grundig tv (tube type) the picture is very poor,there are horizontal lines distorting the whole picture, can any one help please
Try the vertical hold. If that doesn't work just replace it. Repair costs outway replacement value on tube TVs
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When you die, what will people remember you for?
If I am lucky, messing with people on Answerbag.
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Can a credit card company speak to my spouse about an account if his name is not on the account and I have specifically told them not to speak to him?
If you are hiding credit card info and your speding habits from your spouse, you all have some serious trust issues that need to be addressed.
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I just got discharged from a psychiatric hosptial... what do I do now?
Go on a murderous rampage and claim insanity as your defence. It might be fun and you could totally get away with it. Just make sure you off some really annoying people.
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Do you have any good limericks to do with Answerbag. Here is my effort: There once was a site known as Answerbag. Which I was say was'nt half so bad. I put in my question. And waited with tension. For all your replies which would make me glad.
There once was a man named Keen, who invented a fucking machine, it was concave and convex, it fix both sex, and was amazingly easy to clean.
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Do you have any good limericks to do with Answerbag. Here is my effort: There once was a site known as Answerbag. Which I was say was'nt half so bad. I put in my question. And waited with tension. For all your replies which would make me glad.
There once was a man from Natucket, who had a dick so long he could suck it, he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.
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How long does it take to be able to wake up in the morning each day and not be thinking of your ex straight away?
Once you wake up next to someone that is not your ex...
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How long does it take to be able to wake up in the morning each day and not be thinking of your ex straight away?
I've heard some theory that said it takes half the time that you have dates some one until you get over them. For me it is usually once I start having sex again.
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What is the quintessential Geek name of all time?
Waldo
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If one of your current or ex teachers joined this site and found you here as well, what would you do?
Create an ID with no personally identifiable information and try to troll them. Try to get them to post an answer that could get them fired.
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How do you learn to rap?
Watch BET and slowly you will be able to perfect your ebonics.
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Do you think Hitler will ever enter Paradise?
He has no more a chance at paradise than gahndi or mother teressa or martin luther does. There isn't such thing as paradise, they are all rotting in the ground.
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What has (your) God (s) done for you today?
God didn't do anything for anyone today. People always thank god for good things and then when bad things happen they blame themselves or someone, or something else.
When someone wins an Oscar they thank god, but when they get cancer, they blame the high tension power lines they lived right under or genetics or something. Not god...
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How can I seduce my husband?
Tell him he can stick it anywhere he wants... Like your butt...
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Can a person with learning disabilites and mental illness ever have a successful career?
It really depends how severe the disability is... Some will and others will not.
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Lol what would dyou do if u thought ur rabbit was gay!
It is a product of Satan and should be killed.
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What's your favorite redneck joke? (It was asked in Feb but only got 2 answers. how can that BE?)
How can a redneck girl tell if her mother is having her period?
By the way her brother's penis tastes.
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I just won the lottery- 50mil all at once. Now what?
Two chicks at the same time
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Riddle! a man walks into a room and looks at a picture on the wall and says brothers and sisters i have none but that mans father is my fathers son. who is the man in the picture?
There is no question in the first sentence of your "question"
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Although happy being male, I sometimes feel as though I am only seeing "one side of the coin" when it comes to gender. It disappoints me that I will never experience certain parts of life. How can I deal with this?
You could always become a transexual/tranvestite.....
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Do you know a foolproof excuse of leaving work early?
two words: explosive diarrhea
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Has anyone here heard of a dwarf being carried? (just wondering because we somtimes do this with my friend)
I've heard of Dwarf tossing before...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing
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I got written up in high school will that effect my chances in get in good collage
No, they really just look at your grades and what you put on your application. A write up isn't in your transcript.
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What shoes are appropriate to wear with casual brown chinos?
Brown leather casuals.
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How would you tell a friend they had bad breath?
You have some stank ass breath. Go brush your teeth and use some Listerene you unhygienic fuck!
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Why does sound echo so well in bathrooms?
Bathrooms are all hard surfaces which reflect sound. Living rooms and such have carpeting, which absorbs sound.
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What is the best music video you have seen?
Honey by Tosca
The latest video by Muse
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Why is the American government so willing to retract civil rights to fight terrorism, but reluctant to retract gun rights to fight gun crime? Is the Second Amendment really more important than the Fourth?
When only cops have guns, it's called a "police state".
Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms.
James Madison, The Federalist Papers
"To disarm the people... was the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason, speech of June 14,...
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Are anti-abortion groups that put explosives around abortion clinics considered to be terrorists?
Yes. They are Christian terrorists.
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What are a few ways to go from serious to casual relationship in a month? Im not doing so hot by myself figuring out a way.
After sex, say, "that was fun gotta go" instead of sticking around and cuddling.
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What is the best P2P software for windows vista?
Soulseek slsknet.org
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What are some reasons that I would join the navy?
I would suggest the Coast Guard over the Navy, deployments are shorter, advancements are faster and living conditions are better. Plus your mission is to help people, not to help facilitate war.
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If you're an atheist, will you still say things like "Oh My God!" and what not?
I often say Jesus Fucking Christ, or god damn it. They are just just words or expressions.
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What is your favorite burger topping?
avocado
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What's the saddest word in the english language? Please don't answer, saddest.
menstruation
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Do you like your own name or do you ever wish it was something else? If so what do you wish your name was?
Joe Kickass
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Best study bible to buy for a gift?
This one is pretty good
http://www.amazon.com/Satanic-Bible-Caesar-999/dp/1430302100/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/102-0081096-1216118?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1177695633&sr=8-2
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What's your favorite word?
Felch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching
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Who would i call to come and clean up my computer thats not going to break my wallet.
Look for some one on Craig's list with references.
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What religeon freaks you out the most?
CHRISTIANITY!
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My husband is 45 and i am 26 we have been together for 3 years and married for 8 months his family and i would like to have a new baby but he is not so shore what can i say to convince he that now is the time because when i turn 28 i'm done with kids?
Maybe you should have discussed this before you got married...
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What is everyones relegion here and why do you beleive its the right one?
No relgion is the right one they are all belief systems based on legends and fairy tails for adults.
Religion is used to explain things we can't understand and to make us feel better. "Why is there a bright big ball in the sky?" "Oh, that is the sun god."
Now we know what the hell the sun is and we can use the scientific method to prove things.
No one alive...
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What do you want to fulfill in your life
Two chicks at one time.
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I heard somewhere that jesus got married and it was written in the bible but taken out because some christians didnt like it is it true?
Yes, it is very possible. It was customary that you had to be married to be a rabbi
Many people think that Mary Magdalene was the wife of Jesus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalene
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Why do people swear to God? Wouldn't He get offended after a while?
He wouldn't get offended because he doesn't exist.
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Would you want to go out on a date with me?
I don't know. What is your hight, weight? That would have a lot to do with it?
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How does God feel about gay marriage?
Yeah, who cares. It doesn't effect me.
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What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
How does a hillbilly girl know how her mother is having her period?
By the way her brother's penis tastes.
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What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
A little girl saw her dad get out of the shower and noticed his penis. She asked him, daddy when will I get one of those. Her dad replied, as soon as you mother leaves for work.
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What's the best thing to say to a stranger you woke up with in bed?
How does your butthole feel?
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Do you think Hilary Clinton will be supported by Republicans because they would rather have a woman than an African American?
I think it is a mistake for the Democrats to nominate Hillary or a Obama man. It is a shame, but I think that a woman or a black man is virtually unelectable in the red states.
It is just a sad reality.
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I found a pill in my sons drawer and I don't know what it is - I am worried. It is an oval white pill with a 93 on one side and a 48 on the other.
You can call the poison control center, they will be able to tell you for sure.
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What happens to people after death?
Absolutely nothing, it is all over. People who tell themselves otherwise are just believing a fairy tail for adults.
Religion is used to explain things we can't understand and to make us feel better. "Why is there a bright big ball in the sky?" "Oh, that is the sun god."
Now we know what the hell the sun is and we can use the scientific method to prove things....
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Is using my dads shaving razor 4 my legs very unhygenic?
I suppose you could get something like herpes, but that is about it, there are very small amounts of blood left on a razor. But if it is your dad there probably isn't a huge concern there.
Why not just go to the store and buy your own?
I could see doing it when you are really young to experiment, but it seems like you have some kind of daddy issue that you'd want to keep using...
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What is the difference between a full service hotel and a limited service hotel?
Typically a hotel with a concierge and a doorman/bell-hop, and room service would be a full service hotel.
A hotel with just one person at the front desk and a 9-5 maid staff is not full service.
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Is there more blood or chlorophyll in the world?
I would say that there is way more chlorophyll. I mean, you can't see any animals from space, but you can see continents of green....
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Women:is it ok to give your BF romantic gift for his Bday?like Dinner at the hotel room,make hot bathtub with rose petals and candles?
It sounds like you are trying to do something for his birthday that you would like him to do for yours.
Think about what he would want.
Most men wouldn't mind taking a hot bath with their GF/wife but the rose petals and candles won't really make much of a difference. What would probably please him is if you wore something sexy and did a strip tease or something.
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Did you have a nightmare last night if so what was it about?
I didn't have a nightmare, but I had this dream I was banging this barley legal chick. It was awesome, but I woke up before I finished :(. I guess that makes it a nightmare after all.
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What if your husband is never in the mood
I will probably get marked down for this, but I am more brutally honest than most people. Everyone else's answer seems to place the blame on your husband.
Have you gained a lot of weight since you got married? It happens Maybe he isn't as attracted to you as he used to be. Maybe you should try going to the gym.
Do something to spice up your sex life, maybe it has just gotten...
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What does the term queen / queenie mean in reference to gay relationships?
A queen is a gay effeminate man. It is a older term, probably 100 years or more. It doesn't really have anything to do with the context of a gay relationship.
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Are there any negative slang terms for people, like myself, of Scottish descent? I've never heard one, but maybe because we're the most adored people on the planet.
Sheep fuckers
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Has anyone had a family member who had a sex change or a friend who has had a sex change
I don't know, but we have a 6ft black man where I work that thinks he is a woman and dresses in high heals and short skirts. Damn is he/she freaky.
I am all for respecting other people's sexuality, but some times transformers or what ever you call them look like freaks of nature.
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Do you believe you are perceived as a ray of sunshine or a cold dark place?
I am a dark storm cloud come to mess your day all up.
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How do I become more than just friends with my guy friend?
Just go up to him and grab his junk, if you are hot it is totally cool.
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Are boys easier to raise than girls, or visa versa?
I think girls are harder. If I knew my teenage daughter was having sex, it would drive me insane. But if it were my son I would be sort of proud of him as long as he didn't get any one pregnant.
Double standard but true.
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Can I book a room at a hotel and pay for it online and my sister go to the hotel with out me?
You can book it, but she will have to secure the room with her own credit card once she gets there. If she can't do that you will probably need to fax an authorization taking liability for the room while she stays there. The policy depends on the hotel so it may vary a bit.
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How did Winnie the Pooh get his name?
The author was a fecalfeliac
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Whats the most contravercial or obscene web site you ever stumbled upon?
Rotten.com
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What is one product no household should be without?
KY Jelly
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Are there some jobs, entirely legal, that you think NO ONE should do?
Jizz mopper is a pretty horible job. You know, the guy that cleans up the peep show booths.
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If the story of Noah's Ark is true, how is it we are still finding different species? How is it possible to fit two of every species (which there are tens of thousands of) on the Ark if it was roughly 450 feet by 72 feet by 40 feet?
Because most Christians refuse to believe reality and instead choose to believe myths and legends.
That is all it is a legend.
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How come we men get erections in the morning, and we have to go pee to get it down?
Morning wood is simply a blood flow thing. You heart doesn't have to fight gravity as hard when you are horizontal so you can easily get an erection.
While you are awake, your brain is in more control of your junk.
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What is the difference between mormon and Christianity?
Joseph Smith ate mushrooms and saw angels.
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How often do you reach for a painkiller? What kind is it?
I'll take the strongest thing I can get my hands on. Oxy Contin is the best!
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Why do people feel the need to deduct points from people for having a different opinion on something, for example the existence of God? These answers are not unhelpful they're just a different viewpoint.
Because it is fun to troll Christians.
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What is God in your terms?
A make believe fairy tail
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I am in love with a woman who is 26 i am 19 she wants me to be mature cause she wants kids and marriage. problem is im not used to being mature so how can i deal with situation???????? plz help
A 26 year old woman that is dating a 19 year old guy can't be that mature to begin with.
Dude don't go off with some chick that wants to get married so young. Go to college and get a bunch of poon there before you settle down.
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Do you prefer to hate or to love? which is more powerful
Love is messy, especially when you have to get a moist towel and wash the sheets afterwards.
Hate can be pretty fun if used properly.
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What is the worst word you can think of?
God
-more wars fought in that name than any other cause in history.
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How do I mentally get over my boyfriend watching porn?
Get over it. Would you rather have him cheat on you?
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Is there something mentally wrong with me if I want to cut off my own nipples due to insults about them from others?
Are you a man or a woman?
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What does a man usually look for in a woman?
Good oral.
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How do you think so many religions have come to be?
Because people did not have a way of explaining things that they didn't understand. Now we have the scientific method which invalidates all religions.
People are also afraid of death so they need to make up some fairy tail about what happens when you die.
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Do you believe in what Jesus said "If you look at a woman lustfully, you have already comitted the sin of adultery."?
It is BS, being attracted to other humans is an animal instinct that we are born with. How can it be sinful or immoral to be attracted sexually to some one, it is the most natural thing in the world.
Now, acting on it depends on your personal situation.
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Do you believe that I could get my younger 20 year old brother "on fire for God" if I lead my example? If not then how should I go about helping him know God and the impact he can make on hs life without pushing him away?
Let him live his own life. If you want to believe in fairy tails, that is your deal. Don't push it on someone else.
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My 3 year old male lab has a suddenly swollen foreleg. Yesterday the vet said it was arthritis and prescribed an oral steroid. Today the whole leg is swollen and now they say it is an infection. Can't find much info. Please help.
It is probably time you put him to sleep. You are just going to have to keep throwing money at the problem until the dog dies anyway.
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What do you think about this presidential election? It is inevitable that many will vote (or not vote) for certain candidates just because they are of their race, gender, or religion. Is this a fair way to vote? If not, how could we avoid it?
It is very inevitable, and it is perfectly fair to vote for anyone you want for any reason whatsoever.
If you want to vote for someone based on their religion, do it.
If you don't want to vote for someone because of their race, then don't.
If you are sexually attracted to a candidate and want to vote for them because of that, then go for it.
It might not be the most...
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What do you value the most?
Attractive women, with a nice ass. That is priceless.
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For anyone who came up in the late 80's or early 90's - Strawberry Shortcake or Rainbow Bright? (girls, mostly)
Rainbow bright was way hotter. And with those rainbow colors, she was probably a lipstick lesbian. That is way hot.
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Is monogamy an choice? Or an inclination?
It is a social construct and goes against human nature and animal instinct.
It is animal instinct for a male to try to breed with as many females as possible. Whereas, a female tries to pick her mate carefully so she can ensure the most ideal offspring and have their welfare taken care of. That is how it works in most primates in the animal kingdom.
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How do you get focused at work when you're tired and having trouble concentrating?
Read up on ADD and tell your doc that you have all those symptoms. They will prescribe you an amphetamine like Ritalin.
Sudafed is an over the counter stimulant. It contains the ingredient that meth is cut with.
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If I've no cd for my photoshop cs and am buying a new computer is there a way to get the one off my old computer without having to reregister?
Just go to a P2P site and steal it with a registration crack.
If you are more ethical than that. take the HD out of your old comp and put it in your new one. Boot to that HD when you want to use it.
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How do you get focused at work when you're tired and having trouble concentrating?
Go to starbucks or close the door to my office at lunch and take a nap.
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How would you feel if someone to whom you may have been unkind or insulting in any of your AB comments or answers were actually someone you knew, loved and respected in real life?
It wouldn't even phase me. If you are bothered by a couple of sentences that someone writes on a web site, you need to get a life.
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At what age should you STOP wearing a thong?
As soon as you start developing FUPA.
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Is there a difference by pulling the foreskin back for a guy and then inserting during sex or no?
It is just a personal preferance thing. But I would get that foreskin cut off, it just looks weird.
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Do you drink cider in america?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cider_press
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Do you drink cider in america?
Um, yeah, we got apples. We have cider with alcohol and just regular cider. It is more popular around October, November.
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Do you have your tongue numbed when you get it pierced?
No, only medical professionals can administer Novocaine etc.
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I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay?
People will probably rate me down for this, but I pride myself on brutally honest answers.
16 is kind of late if you are attractive and have good social skills. I mean by now you should have had school dances and stuff and plenty of opportunities.
If you are unattractive and/or have poor social skills. It is not uncommon to start dating until you reach college. If this is the case,...
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Is it ok for me to be a minister although i no longer believe?
Sure, you are basically just like a psychic, people pay you to tell them what they want to hear.
You are just selling some BS about how life isn't over at death, if they want to buy your product, that is on them.
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I have one question before i leave, does anyone know what belongs to you, but other poeple use it more than you?bad question but i need the answer.
My penis, women use it all the time.
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My guy is not like others not that its a bad thing but i thought every guy imagined two girls getting dirty. I got dirty with a friend long before i met him but now i've told him he cant stop thinking about it but in a bad way! whats up with it?
Most guys think two women together is very hot. I would have to know if your man is very religious to answer this farther. Religion can screw peoples heads all up. Even men's natural male instinct.
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I'm applying for a weekend waitresses job. Having never been employed before, what can I say to increase my chances of getting the job?
Look hot, but not slutty, good looking girls have more of a chance of being hired for a waitressing job. Restaurants like being known for their cute waitresses.
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What's your favorite nautical term?
poop deck
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I want to pop the question to my girlfriend..I even went to pick out a ring..she found out and now she wants a better ring..that will take me a good year to get...I want to marry her but this ring thing is carzy, why do women care so much about the ring?
Women that care about the size of the ring are whores. Quite litteraly.
If she really loved you she wouldn't care if you got her one at all.
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Why does rust bleed or radiate from lugnuts on buses?
Dissimilar metals can cause a chemical reaction that causes the metals to oxidize faster.
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Does anyone know the name of any Christian Cults located in the Midwest?
Mormons, Catholics, Baptists, Protastants, 7th Day Adventests... the list goes on and on. They all belive some pretty crazy stuff. What a cult is is pretty subjective.
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Will Antarctica ever be habitable?
It is habitalbe right now. I have personally spoken with people who have been there...
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Can something be both beautiful and dangerous?
Sure, it is called a woman.
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If it were able for any historical figure to come back to life, which one would you choose and how would he or she give identification?
Thomas Jefferson, because he would tell the Democrats and Republicans how fucked up they both are.
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To whom ever has a tattoo, how badly does it hurt? Is getting color more painful?
It literally feels like someone is scrapping your skin very hard with a needle. After the first few minutes it doesn't hurt as bad, your endorphins start kicking in and the area numbs.
There is no difference between color and black, the way it is put onto your skin is the same.
You can take a vicodin or percocet to lessen the pain if you have any. It won't hurt anything. Just...
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What are your thoughts on polyamoury?
People should be able to do whatever they wnat as long as they aren't hurting others or physically hurting themselves.
The relationship would be difficult sure, but if that is what makes three people happy, so be it.
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What is sex?
Insert tab a into slot b
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What gives with all the sexually orientated questions on Jesus Christ tonight?
Well, his middle name is Fucking.
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After you shower which body part do you usually dry first?
My junk, to prevent shrinkage.
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How can love be forever?
No, you both will die some day.
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Where is the place to go to get cool seashells?
Hawaii
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You finally meet God Face to face and He allows you to ask Him one question. What will it be?
What the fuck is the deal with the Platypus?
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Should your best friend be willing to give his or her life for you?
No. Unless they are pretty stupid.
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I need a really good love song? any suggestions?
Any love song from Bright Eyes
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What is a good joke?A clean one.
A girl saw her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when do I get one of those?" Her father replied, "As soon as mommy goes to work."
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How do you talk to a guy that doesnt even know you?
Go up and grab his junk,as long as you are hot, it is totally cool.
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Do you think it is bad to work on Sundays?
It is just another day of the week.
And with a 40+ hour work week, you have to work on some level on sundays around your house.
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Men, When you were single and had female friends, did you become friends with them because at some level you wanted to sleep with them, or can you actually have female FRIENDS? Ladies, same for you. Can you have male friends, you don't want to sleep w/?
Men don't have female friends, they have women they haven't f*cked yet.
The only way a man can have a female freind is if she is otherwise attached, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want to sleep with her. You can also have a female friend that you aren't attracted to.
But if a woman is attractive her male friends want to sleep with her on some level. Even if she...
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What exactly is a Mormon and how is a Mormon really different for any other Christian faith? And is it true that not black people can not go to Mormon heaven?
Yes, they believe that black people are cursed.
They are just as insane as regular Christians (believe in a make believe man in the sky) but they believe that Joseph Smith talked to angels and was a profit of god. When in reality he probably just ate some really good mushrooms.
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Why are men attracted to lesbians?
$100 is good but $200 is twice as good.
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Have you ever dated someone in prison? If so, how long did the relationship last?
Are you desperate? Try online dating, at least those guys aren't fellons.
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What do you think the qualities are that make a wonderful girlfriend?
Funny
Smart
Forgiving
Works out to keep in shape for you and herself
Sexual compatibility is a must especially good oral
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What do you say to someone who is very angry at God?
You say, "Chill, there is no reason to be angry at something that doesn't exist"
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Do you believe that God has shown His mercy many times? and what could have been the outcome?
No, absolutely not. Tornadoes, floods, earthquakes.... Plenty of Christians die in them. When nature (god) shits on people Christians never blame God or get mad at him, why not if god exists they are his fault. But when good shit happens god is the first to get thanked.
When someone's baby dies of SIDs you should thank god for being merciful. When some nice person gets a very painful...
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I am a virgin and im 14. all of the other popular girls at my school like me arnt vigins but im too nervous to no what to do.help me!
Sex is the greatest thing ever. Just use protection. You can prepare for it by watching porn online.
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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now?
15
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I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay?
No, it is not OK. Just lower your standards. It is what you will learn to do by the time you get to college.
Look for the cute dorky girl with a nice butt. She is dying for attention from a boy.
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What's one thing you miss about being a teenager? If you are a teenager, what will you miss?
Sweet sweet teenage poontang.
Being a girl's first. That doesn't happen too often when you are 29.
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Party game ideas for an 8-year-old girl's party?
Hide the salami.
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My husband and I are an interracial couple. He is white and I am mixed. I am 7 months pregnant with a baby girl. What if she comes out looking more white? What race should I call her, especially if we are only going to be around his side of the family?
The kid will be a light skinned black...
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My husband and I are an interracial couple. He is white and I am mixed. I am 7 months pregnant with a baby girl. What if she comes out looking more white? What race should I call her, especially if we are only going to be around his side of the family?
The kid is black....
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