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Whats at the top of your street/road,do you live in the middle of nowhere or do you have everything on your doorstep? a tesco express but arent they everywhere now?

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What William H. Macy film did you enjoy watching most? def. fargo but not just because of him all the coens films kick a*s

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Based on your experience with people you've talked with on AB, who would you date or even marry? def. pretty pirate shes as sweet as. iam however seeing someone lol

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You have to kill one person in life...right now...no, seriously, who would it be? the guy who hurt my sister, ive already hurt him but i could do so much more.

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Have you watched a film that has evoked so much emotion that you have cried? If so what was it? mine was 'The Pianist' & 'Schindlers list'. field of dreams every single time, it perfectly personifies the relationship between father and son.

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What would you do if you discovered an ancient tribe, and wanted to protect them? (from western culture and exposure) give ray mears a call!

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If youve just come out of a long term relationship can you really jump straight into another one? i though i was in love but i think im in love with this new girl! arrrrrrgh lol

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Rumours, stories, urban legends, what is the most bizarre thing you've ever heard someone tell you that they thought was true? (and please, no religious stuff). a guy i used to work with claimed his nan lived nest door to the wu tang clan!!!! genius lol

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Do you realise the opportunity you have right now at this moment? you bet i do everyday is a new day..........

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Does Pornography Liberate or Degrade Society? i dont think it degrades society but neither does it liberate, pornography has been around since people could draw, sex is an amazing thing and if some dirty movies or pictures can enhance that then why not?. plus all those who say it exploits women wikipedia jemma jameson or tera patrick i think youll find they are the ones exploiting men for there hard earned cash.

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Hey people, so recently my ex gf called me and broke up with me. This has been like the 5th time..on n off. But this time she really meant it, and has lost feelings for me and is "over" me. I still miss her and wish she was back..what to do? ibroke up with my girlfriend about two weeks ago, hence i havent been on here for a bit. i was devastated but my mates took me out for a few beers and introduced me to this amazing girl of my dreams. trust me time heels all wounds.

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What is your least favorite movie ever and why? im sure this is gonna be on here a million times but TITANIC WAS SH*T

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If you are in love or have been how did you know that person was right for you? just over a year now

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What's the very last word you've spoken? "tonight" telling my girlfriend id see her tonight on the phone.

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Which TV family was or is your favorite? the griffins

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What are you thinking right now? ::Points for everyone who answers!:: i want my girlfriend home :o(

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Are you emotional, or do you tend to keep your feelings inside you? i do keep my emotions bottled up and then they flood out every so often i know its not good for me but like Tony Soprano says "whatever happened to the Gary Cooper type?"

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Do you ever make your partner mad on purpose? of course i do shes so cute when shes angry haha

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Why is pot smoking sooo cool? I don't smoke and I don't feel I am missing out on anything. Am I wrong abut this? I wouldnt say its glorious its ok, people who say its the best thing ever need to get out more and excessive use can screw up your life ive seen it with a few friends one of whom has not left his house in 3 years. but as with most things used in moderation its ok.

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If you could be a chair or a table what would you be? Britney spears chair lol

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Who wrote "The Art of War"? (points will be given to those who answer my question, cause I really need to know!!!) it was indeed sun tzu who wrote the book however it was a collection of philosophies and strategies of all the great warriors before him. correct me if im wrong wasnt it originally written on bamboo?

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Do you consider graffiti art? you bet just look up Banksy his stuff goes for tens of thousands of pounds!

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If your house plants could speak to you, what would they say? "KILL ALL HUMANS" haha

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Where did you lose your virginity? in a hotel room on holiday in vancouver with a waitress named maria, who knew a hell of a lot more than i did.

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What should i do about guy who took advantage of my girlfriend while she was tipsy and very upset. And caused her to cheat on me? although it is 50/50 when a guy took advantage of my girlfriend i made sure he knew it was wrong. he knew she was with me and you just dont do that to another guy.

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If you are in love or have been how did you know that person was right for you? Youll know when it happens, id do anything for my girlfriend shes the only person who makes me laugh so hard i hurt cry so much that i hurt. she knows what little things i love what music i like films i could watch over and over. and when i hold her in my arms the world stops and its just me and her that matter.

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Could you give me a few good resons to go on living for? there are a million reasons to go on living, put your i pod on and find the nearest bit of open countryside and go for a long walk. why is it you think there is no reason to live?

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Who is your favorite NBA team? L.A. Lakers

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How many times have you been married, and for how many years together? none

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I strongly believe now there is no guy out there for me. being so caring & loving doesn't pay off. my fiance came close to being the one i always wanted but showed his true self. will i ever find the one coz i have lost hope in this area? Having a partner does not nessacarily make you happy, but trust me there IS someone out there for you. Do you have any hobbies? if so join a club that interests you every guy you meet at this club obviously has a common interest (at the very worst youve made some new friends!). If all else fails try the lonely hearts :o)

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Which sport is it that "no one" nos the score or the leader till the contest ends sex?

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What are all the euphemisms and nicknames for 'gay'? (Even the offensive ones, so easily offended, beware.) I'm interested, because I thought I had heard them all. pillow biter, shirt lifter, a joseph, ass pumper, bum chum, fag, sausage hider,

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Do you get along better with people who are older than you, or younger? i have to say younger my girlfriends younger than me and so are most of my friends, I find younger people have so much more energy. even though i find myself flagging on the sidelines sometimes i love her outlook on life.

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My Partner looks at porn, i have agreed 2 let him look but only because i am tired of all the fights, it has caused. I have had a really hard time as i feel really ugly becuase he would rather look at pron & then expects me 2 be happy. what should i do? I think i must be the only guy on earth who doesnt get off on porn! and i dont get if youve got a beautiful woman (and im sure you are) right beside you why would you want to just watch porn. However if your happy and have a great sex life then im sure theres no problem.

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I am very different (social-wise) when I talk to girls online compared to when I see them in person, is this a sign of anything? I keep wondering why I'm like always like that. it is 100 times easier to talk to people online as you never have awkward silences and if they dont like you you can "switch them off", I used to be painfully shy but my brother cured me of it by forcing me too chat to new people, if you want to talk to someone of the opposite sex and are not quite sure what to say pretend your someone else for a moment someone you know who is...

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If your spouse was molesting your child and your child told you, would you believe your child? thats a big question it depends on a) how old your child is b) what your childs like e.g. manipulative and c) what your spouse is like

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If we met face to face, what would be the first thing I would notice about you and what would you be looking for in me? most people who meet me are quite scared as im a big guy with a skin head but im really a nice guy. when my girlfriend first saw me she thought i was gonna be some sort of psycho but she says im the sweetest guy in the world (pass the sick bucket haha), the first thing i do when i see someone is assess if there gonna be trouble since im a doorman that seems to override every other instinct.

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What do you think would push a person to cheat? i take it you mean on your partner rather than at monopoly? i think to most people relationships can become boring and that the grass always looks greener on the otherside. there are bigger issues if they do cheat ut i think as long as your communicating with your partner then they should never cheat!

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I said to my friend, if she will be happy to go out with me & she said "I might not up 4 it now". So what does that means :-s That she's playing hard to get try a little romance my friend!

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If you were world president what are the first three laws you would implement? are you gonna give your permission for any wars?

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How do you get a six yr old to stop swearing? tell hi/her to shut the F*** up (joke)

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If you invited me into your house, what sould be the first thing I would notice? a huge Rocky balboa if you came in the front door, and a picasso print if you came in the back.

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Any Brits talking right now? yeah

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Whats the most moving film you've ever seen? Field of dreams when he asks his dad to play catch, the only film to make me cry.

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Ok ive just literally found out five minutes ago that my girlfriend has just cheated on me. she told me straight away and crying on the phone what do i do? im not sure she will i hope not

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Who is the most famous person you have met? Tom cruise and John travolta both of them came to my cousins local as she lives close to the scientology headquarters.

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If you could relive the past year of your life knowing all that you know now, what (If anything) would you do differently? i would tell laura that i fancied her i didnt find out that she fancied me til she was married.

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Does global warming actually bother anyone? it scares the hell out of me, a little fact for you they are changing the atlas this year as so much of the polar ice caps have melted.

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Do you have an amazing memory? What makes your memory so remarkable? i seem to remember everything thats useless i can recite over 100 films word for word, i can recite loads of books word for word.yet ask me what my girlfriends birthday is and ill struggle.

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What sort of seat are you sitting in? im lying on my bed laaaaaaaaaaaaaazy haha

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How did hot dogs get their name? Sausages similar to hot dogs were made and consumed in Europe, particularly in Germany, as early as 1864. Even in the United States, the hot dog's association with baseball also predates the 1904 Exposition. St. Louis Browns owner Chris von der Ahe sold them at his ballpark in the 1880s. While many persons are credited with the "invention" of the hot dog, according to the...

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If you were to see me being beaten in public, what would you do? i would try and help especially if you were outnumbered, although i can understand people walking past as when ive interevened before both parties turned on me. but since its kind of what i do for a living i would still muck in.

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When you're faced with something new and not quite sure how to proceed, do you ask for help or do you try to figure it out for yourself? it depends on the situation im not arrogant enough to think i know everything if an expert is standing next to me ill ask what the best way to do something is howvever you only really learn by making mistakes.

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Should Paris Hilton go to jail? (I say "DOWN WITH HILTON!) Is anyone gonna say no? she shouldnt go to jail because shes paris hilton she should go to jail because she is a private citizen of the united states and is subject to their laws, however she wouldnt be the first celeb to seem to be above the law just ask o.j. .....

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How much did mcdonalds make last year considering only fries? Only Burgers? buy one share in macdonalds and then theyll tell you.

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If you had to choose one word to say for the rest of your life what would it be? NUTS

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Football or American football? FOOOOOOOOOOOOTBALL i used to be into american football but i lost interest when they started moving teams to different cities (although the same could be said about wimbledon), but one of the greatest feelings of my life was going to Alan Shearers testamonial.

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How did the first person you slept with compare to the second? Physically, emotionally? Were the events leading up to the event drastically different? Anything really. (Also, if you've only had one partner or are a virgin, please don't bother answering.) there was a long gap between my first and second, but my first was better as she knew what she was doing and the pressure was on for the second, but she did teach me a few things in preperation for my third time.

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What NOt to say during the act? Let me know when your done

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Sometimes when I am alone I do silly stuff, like make funny voices or skip. Anyone else ever do this? i sing constantly when im on my own while im writing this im singing the kinks living on a thin line

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Would you buy girl clothes for your teenage son if he told you he wanted to be girl? id have to say no im not sure in all honesty wether i could handle that, i feel bad now i wouldnt love him any the less but i would be dissappointed.

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Do you think it's ok to accept a drink of someone at a bar if you're seeing someone? are we living in a distrustful society or what? ive brought drinks for people ive only just met with no ulterior motive other than a conversation. If a guy buys you a drink and asks if your single just say "no im not" at the very worst youve had a free drink at best youve made a new friend.

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Lager or cider? Friday nights out lager a hot summers day cider.

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How about instead of more laws on gun ownership, bullets were tightly controlled and rationed? Do you think this would lower gun deaths? bullets are too easy to make/get hold of illegally

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When someone is lieing, do their eyes look left or right? Nuttsky is closest to being correct you neither look right nor left or avoid eye contact, ive fooled a lie detector before (for my degree in psychology not any ulterior motive) you can give away "tells" when your lieing but again these are unique to each individual. I highly reccomend picking up derren browns book tricks of the mind itll explain lieing better to you than any...

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When someone is lieing, do their eyes look left or right? Nuttsky is closest to being correct you neither look right nor left or avoid eye contact, ive fooled a lie detector before (for my degree in psychology not any ulterior motive) you can give away "tells" when your lieing but again these are unique to each individual. I highly reccomend picking up derren browns book tricks of the mind itll explain lieing better to you than any...

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What do you think about the moon? its the most romantic thing out there play chasing cars by snow patrol and tell the person your with that you love them it cant fail.

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How can this be all there is? "THIS" is what you make it life can be as exciting or as boring as you want it to be.

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If someone treats you rudely, do you tend to get angry and want to retaliate or do you just feel sorry for him/her and let it go? this comes down to who im with my girlfriend can always calm me down, but if they touch her or insult her then i tend to lose it, and since my job is to kick people out of clubs i tend to not get alot of trouble.

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Does anybody watch The Apprentice on BBC One in the UK? im from the u.k. and i shall be watching this evening.

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What do women want To be treated as fellow human beings not just as sex objects. even if you do end up just having sex doesnt mean you should stop talking to them!

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Are you related to a famous person? Im a distant cousin of Charles Dickens

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Can you become a wolf if you get bit by one? only if your an american visiting london!

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Which promotional products are most popular at trade shows? i went to a trade show and got armfuls of rubbish but did get a really nice pair of binoculars, id say something useful and practical. i never forgot the company that gave them to me and did actually reccomend them to my clients at the time.

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Lilli munster or morticia addams? morticia in a heartbeat

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When was the last time you dialed 911? never im from england but i dialled 999 when i saw my car getting broke into.

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What is a nostalgic smell to you? freshly baked bread always makes me think of going to the bakers with my mum.

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Who wants to join the Answerbag nudist camp? FreeBaggers! haha why not

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What is your favorite card game to play with family or friends? good old texas hold em

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Once upon a time your life was --? sorry but that just makes me think of charlies angels lol

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How often do you have sex, when you are not in a relationship about once a week

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Who here has a job but would really rather not work? if i wasnt doing my job id love to run a club, but i dont mind working i have only been unemployed once since i left school.

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I am a player, does that make me a bad person not particulalry as long as your upfront with the girls or else your gonna have a few fathers and big brothers after your blood.

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What is your favorite 'mistake' a movie has made, that didn't get edited out? For example, consistacies, things that don't belong, etc. int the original realease of who framed roger rabbit one of the animators showed jessica rabbit for a few frames going "commando" they removed it for the dvd release for obviuos "frame by frame" reasons.

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What is the most pain you've ever been in? strange but its tooth ache, ive beent bitten by a poisonous spider dislocated my knee twice and left arm once, and had some bad tropical diseases but nothing compares to that damn toothache.

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Regarding Downloading Free Music.... Some say " __" or "__" (fill in the blank), others say "__" will destroy your computer. I'm sure if asked if eating an apple is safe someone will say "don't do it, it will kill you". 3 weeks I've been searching..... haha bearshare or blubster are pretty good

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Can you tell me something that you use, but not as you're supposed to? when i was 14 my right hand lol

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How come I only see a red man with wild hair against a black background? Where is anyone else? haha im here

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You know your Screwed when the Police Officer sees you ______? running away with his gun whoops

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What phrase is too often used for advice? plenty more fish in the sea

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What is the most random, pointless fact you know? metal oxides are basic ive never ever used this since my science exam.

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You're showering in the morning, when you hear someone step into the stall behind you, who are you hoping to see when you turn around? my girlfriend

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Why exactly do teenage girls like older guys so much? Is it because they can drive? im alot older than my girlfriend and she says she loves me because i talk to her, i dont want sex 24/7 but when we do make love i know what im doing. that if theres a problem i know how to sort it instead of asking what should we do all the time.

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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? greater than one attached to a coconut

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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture! tetsuo from akira

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What color of pen do use most of the time? blue ive heard that stalkers and psychos use green :o/

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What should you say when someone calls you a "square" for getting good grades? you dont need to say anything just thing of the great job youll have when theyll be saying "you want fries with that?"

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What color is your computer? black and silver

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Can anything served in a 'bucket' really sound appetising? i have to say i like KFC i hate madonalds and burger king and do try and eat healthy but im a sucker for KFC.

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What glue do I use to make my monkeys into flying monkeys? The wings I've made them just won't stay attached. howabout some ruby red slippers

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What does a guy need to hear to feel completely confident with himself in bed? although you can say things to put him at ease if you want a guy to be relaxed take control and show him what to do.

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What does a guy need to hear to feel completely confident with himself in bed? although you can say things to put him at ease if you want a guy to be relaxed take control and show him what to do.

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If a guy just wants "fun" with me, will he ever change his mind and want a relationship with me? I'm 15, he's 17 trust me im a bloke he wont change his mind because youve slept with him, make him wait and if hes patient then he MAYBE worth it.

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If you were forced into a position where you had to kill countless innocent people to save your life, would you? if it was countless rapists and paedophilles gladly

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We often condone killing as an act of self-defence. Consider applying the notion of self-defence to being dogmatic and judgemental of others beliefs. What do you think of that notion? i dont understand if you killed someone because you were judgemental then it wouldnt be self defence?

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If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would it be? Ace Schwarzenegger, it would crtainly bring a smile to everyones face.

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What is the first name of your first bf/gf and how old were you? Are you still with them? my first proper girlfriend was at 14 her name was joanne and i was an usher at her wedding three years ago.

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What kinds of entertainment do you prefer? Large gatherings like concerts, or very small groups in small venues? definetley concerts you just feel as one with everyone.

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What was the scariest ride you've ever had in terms of driving? Icy road, blizzard, blinding rain, or something else? In france the french police shot out my tyres and then threatened to kill me and my friend i drove a car with no tyres around a windy mountain road for what seemed like forever and when i finally arrived at small town no one cared.

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What is the best terribly bad one hit wonder? no way no way by vanilla

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Who am I? you

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Do you really enjoy giving more than receiving? depends what im giving......

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If you were an ice cream, what would you be called? lick me long time lol

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How do you get over the death of a loved one? always remember grief is your friend, grief helps you remember and helps you heal.

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What do you think about this statement.."It is smarter to bet that God exists and to believe in him because if it turns out he is real, you win everything; if he is not, you lose nothing. So why not take the leap of faith?" but to get to see him you have to obey his rules

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How often do you read? everyday

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Is it "pop-belly" or "pot-belly"? Abdominal obesity is a physical trait characterised by a horizontal overhang of body fat above the waist, often with little apparent fat on the rest of the body. There is little scientific evidence that beer drinkers are more prone to abdominal obesity, despite it being known colloquially as beer belly, beer gut, or pot belly. One of the few studies conducted on the subject did not find that...

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Have you ever dated someone with a disability? an ex was deaf and she taught me sign language and a few other things as well ;o)

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Would any of you herbalists, Wing Chun practitioners, etc., please give us some of the recipes that you yourself use when making your own Dit Da Jow? hope this is of use http://www.coilingdragoninternalarts.com/ditdajow.html

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What strange thing can you do with a body part? (i.e. pop your eyeballs out, touch your nose with your tongue) i can bend my fingers into wierd shapes

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You have won a prize. The prize has two options, and you can choose either (but not both). The first option is a year in Europe with a monthly stipend of $2,000. The second option is ten minutes on the moon. Which option do you select? i live in europe and have seen most of it and thousand pounds a month wont go far in the major cities. so ill go for the moon (with a space suit of course)

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What are the names of the last 3 people you talked to? (in person) amy my girlfriend brian my neighbor and julie the woman who serves me my newspaper and pint of milk everyday

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If your room could talk, what would it have to say? your a very naughty boy haha

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What is the weirdest item you have in the room that you're in? a talking robocop that speaks as you walk past it.

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How long should you date some one before you marry them? there is no set time whenever you feel comfortable.

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Is there an age difference between you and your love? theres 11 years between me and my girlfriend im 29 she's 18 we talk about everything except what television we watched when we were kids haha

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Can you make up an anagram using the letters of Answerbagcom (e.g. grab mean cows) a bmw race song

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Have anyone here ever seen Area 51? no i havent but i dont think they keep aliens there thats just a smoke screen for what they really do.

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Who makes the Best pizza? (non-frozen, non fast food) my friend maria who boyfriend was skinny when he met her he aint now thats how good it is haha

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At what point is a guy crossing the line with a female friend? when he does something when she has asked him not too.

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The year is 1899, what are you doing this evening? wishing it was 2007

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Since homosexuality is observed in animals in nature, how can Christians view it as a sin if it is a natural occurrence? what is most interesting is the part of the bible that says "man shall not lie with man" is also the part of the bible that tells christians what foods are kosher. I wonder how many christians who believe being gay is wrong also eat pork.

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Should it invalidate a vehicle warrantee if one simply removes a battery cable to charge the battery, and then reinstalls it after charging? no absolutley not its seen as regular mantenance.

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Who was the last person you hugged? my girlfriend this morning before she left for work

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What did you have for lunch today? a slice of lasts nights pizza

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Do some women think that if a man cries, or expresses his emotions, that he is weak and unattractive? i do think crying is ok if your a guy however if i were to cry in front of my mates i dont think they could handle it or know what to say.

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If your partner was to take a lover would it be acceptable for him/her to have one of the same sex? i once dated a bisexual girl and it caused nothing but jealousy between me and her girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to see the hadgehog his flatmate

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What not to say to a woman on her period? "fancy going commando today love?"

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What should I expect after tonsillectomy? lots of jelly and ice cream

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What is the stupidest thing someone has said to you? "you think your hard lets see how hard you hit"

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What not to say to a patient on a surgery table? "nurse watch where that thing lands i cant remember if he needs that to live or not"

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What are the alternatives to saying I have to do the #2? drop a load or depth charge a submarine

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Other than the song that was playing when you met your spouse, what is a good song to play at your wedding? baby got back by sir mix alot genius!

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Would anyone be interested in piling into a bright yellow VW van and forging an ecclectic family unit of sorts for a road trip to find our dreams somewhere in California? haha erm nope im not a hippy im affraid

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What would happen if there were no cars, buses, trains, boats, or planes? now where did i leave my horse again????

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Which insect do you find the most attractive? erm im human i dont really find insects attractive

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What is the most embarassing song on your MP3 player? im a scatman by scatman john why i just dont know

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What not to say to a woman on her period? "alright love calm, anyone would think you got the painters in or something"

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Where were we before we were born? a twinkle in the milkmans eye

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What are you doing the day after tomorrow? working :o(

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Have you ever woken up and thought you were Richard Nixon? i had a vivid dream where i was a nazi in concentration camp and when i woke up i absolutley hated myself for a split second

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Why do you smell so good? because im wearing joop

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What's the best things to say if your parents caught you doing something you shouldn't be doing? i had an itch

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What is a huge "turn off" for you? a girl who burps/farts its just plain wrong

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Why do so many people like football (soccer) when the game could end without any of the players making a goal? I love football ill take you to a match sometime and you wont believe the magic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? (make sure u see that it is under the "jokes" catagory) finding half as worm haha

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Be honest: Even if you don't really like either, you really know Star Wars is WAY cooler (and tolerable) than Star Trek, right? haha of course star wars is better i dont get why your not allowed to like star wars nearly every bloke i know grew up on star wars.

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Who is your favourite cartoon character? elmer fudd and quagmire

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What is the best joke you have ever heard (no obcenities) a private says to his c.o. "sir i have no rifle" his c.o. says "dont worry take this broom handle and when you see the enemy shot BANG BANG BANG" next day the private says "sir i have no bayonet" his c.o. says "dont worry take this piece of string attach it to your broom handle and if you see the enemy shout STAB STAB STAB", Next week the soldier sees his...

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What would you teach your parrot to say? jesus is watching you then i can do that really old joke.

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What are you a collector of? Why? And whatever you are a collector of, what is your most prized possesion of that collection? films and film memrobillia my most prized posession is my prop collection from saving private ryan.

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What's the coolest car ever built? although i love my car there is only one dream car the bugatti veyron

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What do you like to eat with soy sauce? just some chicken and rice

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What is the fastest you have ever driven on a normal road (i.e. not a dedicated racing track)? Just curious, *not* advocating speeding. 172 mph but it was on an autobahn.

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If you knew a relative(father, brother) was a pedophile, would you tell the police? id just smack the living daylights out of them and remove their genitalia.

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What's the best thing someone can say during sex? "no ones been this good" or "you are a god"

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What are the 5 most popular fast foods in your area? KFC macdonalds burger king wimpy dominoes

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If a book were written on your life, do you think people would buy it? my mates say i should write my memoirs (and im not even 30) as i have seemed to experienced a large slice of life both good and bad, from being shot at in poland to being on the run from the french police to agreeing to run a brothel for a week and not realising it was a brothel when i agreed to run it.

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If "A picture is worth a thousand words", why are most languages not picture but word based? most written texts are based around pictures egyptian chinese japanese many arabic texts started life as drawings

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My16 year old step daughter will not come to visit us, unless her dad is prepared to spend big money on her. We've booked a holiday for us all (that she chose) and she's refusing to visit until we go away. What should we do? talk to your husband and make it clear that what shes doing. but dont try and compete for his affections just be safe in the knowledge that youve already won him.

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Are you thin or fat or toned? somewhere between fat and toned at the moment......now where did i put that gym membership card again lol

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What is the most pain you've ever been in? losing my mum and dad

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When you were at school (or if you still are) what did you call the so-called "nerds"? nerds, dweebs, numpties, speccies we didnt really have any in my year everyone kind of got along no one bullied anyone really.

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I have never smoked pot before and never will, but, my G.F's dad smokes pot and I was wondering if any one knows if there is any perminant damage it can do to a person, like lung damageand stuff like that? it depends on how much he does....not much then there will be little effects however if he smokes alot then he will become paranoid and it will effect his sexual performance i suppose different levels will effect different people. but my friend used to smoke it like cigarettes and now he hardly ever leaves the house

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Whats the best smell in the world? strawberries for natural freshly ground coffee for manmade

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Do you owe more than one month's income on your credit cards? i dont owe a penny to anyone woohoo

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We Brits love fish and chips, which fish do you prefare, cod or haddock? cod obviously any other battered fish is sacrilige

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What are the best things to say in the dark? whose leg am i touching now?

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What are the tell-tale signs that your partner is getting hooked on cybersex? sticky keyboard

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Please provide some answers to the question "Why aren't we together anymore?". because you were mean to me :o( only joking

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Trapped in time, surrounded by evil, low on gas. Now what? Grab my boomstick and start kicking evils a$$, and get the girl to "give me some sugar baby" ;o)

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What are your initial thoughts when seeing a black and white couple walking together seemingly happy together? erm nothing why would i think any different?

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Is it possible for a guy and a girl have a relationship which is of care and affection but just as friends and nothing beyond that? yep over time unless the guy is gay, everytime a a guy meets a new girl the first thing he does is assess his chances of sleeping with her. however two of my best friends are girls and i dont look at them as anything but friends now.

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What's your favorite scary movie? i ,ove 28 days later, but my fave scary film although its not exactly a horror is dead mans shoes an amazing film.

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Do you know anyone who has ever actually had a GOOD blind date? yeah a friend of mine met his future wife on a blind date. me and some mates set them up as we knew theyd be perfect but were very shy people.

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If u could make out with one person who would it be? i already do my girlfriend

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What is the best WWII movie? Where eagles dare

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How to go i get the gas flowing again? lots of fibrous foods ;o)

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Where do you think osama bin laden is? hang on.......nope hes not behind my sofa

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? will make love to beautiful women.....for food

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What celebrity are you most sick of seeing coverage of? colleen mcloughlin (wayne rooneys girlfriend)

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What are some ways you guys asked people out or were asked out? did it hurt?....when you fell from the stars (do not ever use this one even in an ironic way)

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What is the most recent kind and well-intentioned falsehood you told? Why did you tell it? that hat really suits you i wanted too get out the shop and i can tell she liked it. dont worry ill bury it somewhere in the wardobe shell never wear it and i shall be safe lol

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What is your guiltiest pleasure? Something that would embarras you if it became public knowledge. 2 things grease and girls aloud no one outside of this website knows this so shhhhhhhhhhh

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Is it true that meditation is dangerous in that emptying one's mind welcomes dark, evil spirits to take over or otherwise posess making the meditator weak and powerless? what muppet told you that?????

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What is the most difficult part of your job? not hitting people (true)

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If you won a contest where you get free plastic surgery. What would you do? Example: Breast Implants, Chin Implants, and so on... i want bigger hands.........can they do that?

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Do you enjoy life? yes haha

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Which age have you enjoyed most: youth or middle age? i did really enjoy being 19 i wish i had the optimism energy and freedom i had then

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Can you describe your father in one word? hero

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Whats the best day of your life? joint firsts meeting my girlfriend and alan shearers testamonial

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I'm dying my hair [right now] and i've just run out of dye, halfway through. No shops are open. What do I do? PANIC AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Do women like men only if they are fit. Are fat men a turn off . define fat...are we talking beer belly? a bit podgy? or morbidly obese? most girls i know wouldnt find the last one attractive however if you have the right attitude (i.e. be a nice guy) then every girl will notice you.

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If God forgives everyone, then why do people still go to hell? if you belive in god then god doesnt forgive anyone for anything unless they are truly sorry for their sin and try and make ammends.

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Is anybody else sick of the religious biased that occurs on answerbag? If so, have you ever thought about leaving answerbag due to it? there do seem to be alot of religious people however ive found most of them to be willing to discuss any ideas youve got and this is from someone who doesnt believe in god in the slightest.

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________is the world's most exciting sport! football (soccer) nothing has made me more consistently happy and sad.

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Are the Super Mario Brothers a negative Italian stereotype? haha no of course not who doesnt love mario

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What is your favourite song by Madness? again baggy trousers lol

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If 666 is the number of the beast does that mean 777 is the number of god? i didnt think 666 was the number of the beast i thought it was 616?

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If someone gave you £10000 what is the first thing you would do? stupid answer but invest it.

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Whats your favorite way to eat potatoes? Baked, Mashed or other? roasted, roasties on a sunday with all the trimmings and some turkey mmmmmmmmm. Alot of food questions today everyone hungry or something????

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What is your favorite thing to order in McDonalds? a McBacon roll i did try and stop going after siper size me but their bacons just too good.

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Would you sacrafice your child if it could end world hunger? of course not and what they gonna do make soup out of the poor kid????

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What is your favorite easy and quick recipe? beans on toast mmmmmmm

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Would you rather be bought chocolates or flowers? howabout a six pack and a back rub thats more me lol

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What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten? a maggot for a bet but the worst thing ive tasted is a mint leaf again for abet haha

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In which sport do red & yellow balls oppose black & blue Balls? bowls?

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Do you bake? yep when the suns very hot lol

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If you were to be left on the planet with one person who would it be? my girlfriend or britney spears both for the same reason haha, although ray mears would come in useful.

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If you could change the color of the sky, what would it be and why? clear so i could make out the stars during the day

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If you could be a candy bar which one would you be? a lion bar

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What was the worst thing you ever got for your birthday? a bottle of detergent

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Is it a goal if the goalie is in the goal but the ball isn't? the whole of the ball must cross the line

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What are you afraid of and why? needles aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

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Which hand do you use to salute your flag? Im english and we dont salute our flag, its wierd the salute comes from the days of knights where they would lift their visors to show respect for your fellow knight/superior is a flag a fellow knight or superior to you.

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What do you think the best anime is? Although i do like fist of the north star im gonna have to go for the obvious Akira the daddy of all Anime films

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Is a "General Certificate of Secondary Education" in the UK equivalent to a high school diploma in the States? no you get a general certificate in a specific subject you dont get an "overall diploma"

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Which older actors haven't aged very well and which are still nearly as handsome/beautiful as when they were young? (Nothing to do with their talent - if they still come to mind, they're probably pretty talented, given Hollywood's average "shelf life.") Sophia Loren one word.....Stunning

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What's the most interesting thing about elephants? that indian elephants can be tamed but afriacn elephants cant!!

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What current TV show is the funniest, including cable? is my name is earl called something different in america? personally i love peep show (british comedy show)

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Whatever happened to self control? it went behind the sofa

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Who is the best Canadian actor ever? john candy planes trains and automobiles rocks

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If Bush veto's the new law to bring our troops home by oct. should we impeech him? i still cant believe that HE is the most powerful man in the world!!!!!

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If you could find one thing that you've lost in your life, what would you want to reclaim? My Mr. T action figure that i lost when i was a kid.

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If Eminem is the best white rapper, then who's the second best white rapper? Snow, does anyone remember him?

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How many of you type in a question and half way thru forget what your asking? erm what was your question?????

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A {weird} guy came up to me today and said "Are e gay?" I dont really look gay....do I? id have hit him plain and simple.

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How do you deal with as cold-sore? good old bonjela my friend

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Why are a lot of women so afraid to look "old"? old aint bad trust me i wouldnt be half the man iam without the experiences ive had with older women ;o)

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What is your favorite chair or sofa like? Trim and tidy or saggy and broke-down? ive got one of those chairs like joey and chandler had in friends it is without a doubt the most comfortable chair invented.

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If you could be any character out of a story whom would you be? Dutch from the film predator "dillon you son of a bi***"

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Is there a common personality, character or intellectual trait of those to whom you are attracted? if she likes football (soccer) shes got my attention!

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What is your favorite derogatory name for a fast food restaurant or any other store i.e Sick Donald's, I'm hating it? a couple of good ones for disney mickey moushwitz and donald duckaw

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When was the last time you gambled? On what? last night on poker (not much though)

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What will you never believe in? god im affraid not anymore

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What is the best pick up lines you have heard in a bar? Also what is the worst one's too....Need anwsers from both male and females. ive lost my phone number can i have yours instead.

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What's your favorite sex position? and why? with the girl on top fancy hooking up pattijo lol

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I am in an abusive relation. how do i get the strength to leave him? I wish that I could give the details but it is too long pack your bags give me his address and ill show him the meaning of abuse the scumbag.

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Which of the "Seven Deadly Sins" is the worst and why? sloth stop being so lazy haha only joking

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What was the first thing you ever cooked, completely on your own (no help from an adult, whatsoever)? beans on toast!!!

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What are some movie titles with the word "one"? the one, eins, one, air force one, one hour photo, one fine day, 101 dalmations, one flew over the cuckoos nest, one night at mccools.

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What if your boss had a crush on you she did i slept with her and immediatley regretted it.

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Do people find your dad attractive? (I hate it!) my mates find my sister attactive it drives me nuts!!!!

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What is the best music video you have seen? Hurt by Johnny Cash

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Who believes in life after death...i personally don't. Anyone agree? i agree we get one shot at happiness and this is it!

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Barring death, will Sean Connery ever be too old to be sexy? he will always be cool no matter what!!!!

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If you never hear about Jesus in your lifetime(say if you are some indigenous tribesman), and believe in some other god, do you go straight to hell? If you get a pass, and just get to go straight to heaven, what was the point of Jesus in the first place? its a valid question if very poorly phrased im annoyed people deducted you points for it. im not sure about the bit where you asked "the point of jesus" you should read your bible before asking such questions.....

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'Friends' or 'Dr Who'? what an odd choice erm dr. who i suppose

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Can anyone help me..i have got to do work experience. I am aged 15 and i dont know any good places to begin my work experience. I live in england btw..does anybody know any good places?? I would like to work in retail.... depends what retail you want to work in?

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Would you rather have a maid or a chef? can she wear a french maids outfit? haha only joking...

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Describe yourself in two words. very bad

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What's the first thing you usually see when you wake up in the morning? the most beautiful woman in the world

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If you could remove five words from the dictionary what would they be. By removing them what they refer to would no longer exist. e.g. remove love and there would be no love in the world. remove dog and all the dogs would disappear. bigot, big brother, peanut butter, jamiroquai, eastenders...ok this is now just turning into a list of things i hate lol

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Does it infuriate you just a little when you see someone park front row with their handicap sticker and then go walking all over the mall? or asthma or any number of other problems that could may not be obvious at first sight.

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Are anti-abortion groups that put explosives around abortion clinics considered to be terrorists? yes without a doubt no matter how "good" your intentions are violence should not be your first solution no matter the scale of the problem.

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What are some reasons that I would join the navy? see the world meet new people...and kill them. only joking youll experience life.

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After you shower which body part do you usually dry first? the little general everytime hes my top priority.

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Seriously, this is a brand new problem, im 31 yrs old, and my right armpit has started to sweat for no reason. im not hot, i wear antipersperant/deodorant every day,and have tried new and different ones recentley. still happening, what could it be? you may have overly active sweat glands just pop to the doctors and he may refer you for a spot of day surgery, they just seal some of them up its not painful and youll feel much better for it.

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What's the saddest word in the english language? Please don't answer, saddest. lost

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Why do fat chicks give the best head? im in total disagreement here the best ive had was with a skinny woman

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Could you define your muscles in one word? guns

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What's the best thing to say to a stranger you woke up with in bed? tea one sugar and no eggs with my fry up.

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Would you want to go out on a date with me? a few questions how old are you? what do you look like? and what do you like to do for fun?

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What is your most favorite 1980's song ever? Crocketts theme from miami vice, if anyone remembers the old natwest advert from the eighties its used when the kid says "its not all work work work"

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Whats your name backwards,mine becomes asyl Nosbig. i went to school with a guy whose name backwards was notnud wehttam lol

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Microwaved or oven-baked, how do you prefer your baked potato? oven baked slowly with beans and cheese.

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Does anyone remember a show, done with puppets called 'Spitting Image'? (There was one of Keith Richards that had me weak with laughter) who doesnt? go here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting_Image

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What is a blumpkin? it can be spelt both ways

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What is the most common job among teenagers? they all keep saying "do you want fries with that..." so im going with macdonalds.

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Have you fired a real gun before? If so, which one? yep an AK-47, a Glock 17L, a desert eagle, a magnum 44 uzi 9mm, a micro uzi,a skorpian smg, all in poland on a stag weekend.

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Do you like your own name or do you ever wish it was something else? If so what do you wish your name was? i love my name its Ace Coolman my father was Brill coolman lol

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You know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is breaking up with you when they say......... meet dave hes a hundred times the man you are....

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Is there a movie you could watch over and over again? Inside man two of my fave actors denzel washington and clive owen. with a killer story and a great supporting cast.

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What is your favorite Science Fiction movie? Aliens now thats a proper sci-fi movie. surprised theres not much support for star wars.........

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If you really love your job would you do it even if you wern't getting paid? hmmm nah id open a nightclub and party hard til i looked like peter stringfellow lol

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What are you doing right now. Are you at home? Work? School? at home with my beautiful woman :o)

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Would you rather eat out at a resteraunt, cook dinner for your family over the stove, or have friends over for a cookout on the barbecue pit? definetley a barbie, i can feel all, manly while cooking some meat (although i have to have a veggie barbie going as well) but i can spend all day cooking and talking footy. i am a man hear me ROAR lol.

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Ok there is this I like but Iam way too scared to ask her and my freind says she is going to say no. Should I trust him or give it a shot? "PrettyPirate I need you on this one! just do it you have nothing to lose, the worst she can say is no thanks and you have lost nothing except 10 seconds of your life. let me know how it goes.

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What would be great right now? My girlfriend home with me :o(

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Where in the world have you had the best fish and chips? Harry Ramsdens in York ive had fish and chips all over the world but britain does the best

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Is it easier to hate someone or to love someone? Hate definetley love takes effort spread der love people spread der love

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What song do you hate most? Mine is dashboard by modest mouse! I hate that song! The hamster song i cant get it out of my head lately aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah lol

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How many TVs do you have? Are you going to get any more? 7 if you count my laptop and my mini t.v. the thing is though i dont really watch that much my girlfriend does though haha

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I must find an english song that talks about environment, do you know any popular ones that talk about environment? Earth song Michael Jackson

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PLUMBING its all about the taps...........

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What is your favorite band that you think I have never heard of? primal scream

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STOP. TURN. Take a look around. What do you see? a muhammed ali poster

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I told a girl I am interested on her, she says she is not interested on me, but if I don't call her once in 2 days she gets angry, she said she wants us to be friends, but every now and then she sends mixed signals, I am very confused. It sounds like to me that she just likes the attention id stop calling and wait for her to call you!

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Who does the dishes in your house? my dishwasher

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What piece are you when you play Monopoly? car every boy wants to be the car dont they????

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Say you dated a girl and she broke up with you because she thinks we are better as friends. Is there any way to change her mind/win her back? I know its an old trick but be flirty with other girls and see if she gets jealous, worked for me.

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What's one thing you would like to see invented that hasn't been yet? a mind reading device so i dont have to argue anymore

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What's your catch phrase? if something goes wrong i say "awww nightmare"

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What's your catch phrase? if something goes wrong i say "awww nightmare"

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What happend to Killroy? Watch a channel 4 programme called jam and youll find out!!

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How gullible are people really? What scams do you know that people have fallen for? that people think this is a real website how gullible are you guys haha

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Does your birthday land on any famous person or celebrity's birthday? 1077 - Emperor Zhezong of Song Dynasty in China (d. 1100) 1334 - Amadeus VI of Savoy (d. 1383) 1581 - James Ussher, Irish Anglican archbishop (d. 1656) 1643 - Sir Isaac Newton, English mathematician and natural philosopher (d. 1727) 1664 - Lars Roberg, Swedish physician (d. 1742) 1672 - Hugh Boulter, Irish Archbishop of Armagh (d. 1742) 1710 - Giovanni Battista Pergolesi, Italian...

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How did you pick your AB nickname? i didnt its what everyone calls me (except for the 78 part haha)

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What not to do in a Submarine? flush the toilet too many times, or say "can you see that? is that a leak?"

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Did you ever break the law and how? when i was younger i commited affray, d and d, and i had a few scuffles.

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If a habitable planet was found close to Earth, would you volunteer to visit it? if i can pick the people coming with me sure why not....

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Observe this and comment. Does it seem that many questions that ask "WHY....." seldom lead to any useful answers? "Why" is often an obscure, philosophical, if not biased premise for an answer. hmmm why is that? haha

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If you could put someone (anyone at all, not necessarily s.o. famous) in a hall of fame, who would it be and why? Alan Shearer should be in every hall of fame a walkin talking legend haha

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What do you think should be on the back of the quarter after we are through with all 50 states? Arnie that would be quality

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If you had been asked when you were in your teens, "What do you want to do with your life?" would your answer have been what you are doing now? no chance i wanted to be a spy (i do mean a spy not james bond) but im not doing that now.

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If you met and fell in love with someone, and they revealed to you that they had a degenerative disease that would significantly shorten their life, would you still want to be with them, marry them, etc? Of course love doesnt just stop like that id stay with them no matter what happened, you love someone through the rough times as well as the smooth.

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What do you think the qualities are that make a wonderful girlfriend? someone who takes an interest in what i do even if it doesnt interest them normally, someone who wants to share themselves with me, someone who'd laugh at my bad jokes, someone i could hold in my arms and time would stand still and the rest of the world wouldnt matter it would just be us. and a killer pair of legs is always a bonus haha

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Do "good women" really exist? Define good? what maybe good to you may not be good to me. i think the right partner exists for everyone.....lets spread the love haha

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What would you think of your real father if you just met him the first time at age 18? my dad was amazing every day i knew him was a privilege even if i met him at 18 i couldnt imagine myself not loving him and enjoying every second i spent with him.

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Whats your favourite fantasy creature? (Griffin, Dragon, Gargoyle, Wyvern, ect.) Talos now he kicked a$$

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The head teacher at a school in Huddersfield changed the school production of "The Three Little Pigs" to "The Three Little Puppies," out of fear that Muslim children would be uncomfortable with "pig" references. PC gone mad or sensitivity? utter utter madness next thing theyll ban christanity in schools, i do believe in multiculturalisation but I want my kids (when i have some) to experience England not a distorted version of it.

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What is the BRAVEST thing you have ever done? stood up to my mates dad when i was 7 when i found out he was abusing him. cacked myself when i got home haha

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Is it true that some people actually get quite aroused by body odour? haha who are these people and where do you find them?...gyms i suppose

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Fish and chips where sold separately thourghout london england up in till 1860, until a Joseph Malin put the two together and opened the first fish 'n' chip shop....... Genius combinations! think of one othere genius combanation .... not just food. the top half of my girlfriends body with the bottom half haha, id also go with morecombe and wise...classic

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When was your last migrane? about two nights ago

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Grab the thing nearest you that has writing on, what does it say? i love you, its note stuck to my computer screen

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What is your favourite Rowan Atkinson role? Blackadder mr. beans ok but its not a thinking persons comedy is it haha

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If you were given the choice right now to leave your family,friends,belongings etc,and go straight to heaven OR stay behind with your family,friends etc,and die in your old age,knowing that you may not go to heaven, which would you choose? I dont believe in heaven i think we have one shot at life this isnt a test, this world can be "heaven" if you choose it to be.

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I'm feeling very lonely. Would anybody out there like to feel lonely with me? haha sure except im not lonely but you can have my company

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Take a quote, and switch one word with the word 'underwear'. What did you choose? iam the underwear - muhammed ali

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MY CANON I950 WON'T PRINT THE REDS thtas ok not many people like Man U haha

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Can you describe your pet in one word? nuts

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My girlfriend is long distance of 5 months and cheated on me, she admitted and says she feels horrible about it, i love her and she says she loves me, but whenever we talk about it she gets mad and we dont talk about it, what should i do? I feel heartbrok obviously youve asked for peoples opinions but it really is up to you what do you feel for her can u forgive? can you stand her being so faraway? can you trust her ever again?

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How do i stop a wife from cheating in our own bedroom? itching powder??? or film her run off some copies and sell them or put them on the net revenge will never tatse so sweet!

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If they wanted to get a confession out of you, what would be the best "torture" method? Drill my knees just the thought of it aaaaaaaaah

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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.) Shep Green i always thought it would suit an action star more haha

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Would you date a married man/women? Been there done that i was 17 at the time and was going to be named in a divorce. i was bricking it for ages luckily my dad came o the rescue and sorted it al out.

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What is the messiest thing you had to clean up? i once worked at a cinema when i was quite young and some guy had diahorrea and it was everywhere except in the bowl we had to use three cans of air freshener just to get near it.

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I'm a lesbian who enjoys being a woman but I want a goatee. Does this mean I'm Transgender or Transexual? not at all it just means you like beards, one of my best friends is a lesbian and shes always wanted to know what it must be likre to have a penis, but she doesnt want to become a man because of it.

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What would your first response be if a friend of yours contacted you to say that s/he has been raped? Id go straight round call the police make sure they were ok and go find who did it and we would have a "little chat" about it.

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Some days you are the pigeon; some days you are the statue. Which are you today? pigeon today im sitting on top of the world

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Would you like to get to know me better?( as a friend ) yeah go for it you can never have too many friends

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Do you live closer to a Ocean or River and what is the name of it --? Ilive by the river bourne and the English channel

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What do you suggest as methods to have better stamina during sex? This is going to be my first time and she is experienced and I don't want to do some two minute in and out kind of deal. sex is not about grinding away for as long as you can its about making each other feel good, lots of foreplay and explore every inch of her and your onto a good start.

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Why is it so hard for some to say sorry? i dont know.......im sorry

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If you had unlimited time to dedicate to learning one new skill, what would you choose? to speak cantonese

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A middle school teacher at PEARLS Hawthorne School could be fired for instructing his class to draw an anatomically correct picture of a male body in a seventh grade health class Wednesday. Is this crazy? depends on why he asked them to draw it!

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Can you describe yourself in one word? BAD

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Who would you like to play Turkish Olive Oil Wrestling with? (see it here --> http://images.google.com/images?q=turkish%20olive%20oil%20wrestling&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi Michelle rodriguez ;o)

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If your hairline is slowly vanishing into the horizon, would you (A) wear a hat? (B) wear a wig? (C) let the sunshine through and shave everything? (D) never look at the mirror again? im not naturally bald but shave my head i feel so much better with it like this

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If you could have the world's largest collection of ONE thing, what would you choose? Playboys haha nah id go for Da Vinci works of art

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What websites do you visit everyday? Answerbag, answerbank, e-bay, wikipedia, imdb, nufc.co.uk

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Is poker a game of skill or chance? Skill without a doubt there is almost no luck involved, if the other players got better cards you should have the skill to back off. the first rule of poker is dont play the cards play the players its a fundamental.

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What are you currently obsessed with? my girlfriend and i mean OBSESSED

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When you're sick, do you stay up until you feel better? Or do you try to go to sleep as soon as possible, so you'll wake up feeling better? sleep definetley you dont know your sick then and can dream of being well haha

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When was the last time you looked up to the night sky just to watch the stars? 2 nights ago listening to "chasing cars" just talking quality night.

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I asked out this girl three months ago. She said she liked someone else. We have stayed friends and talk almost everyday. Yet, she still isn't dating anyone. Should I ask her out again? Or, is she just not into me? oooooh tricky one is there someone you can ask as to why she isnt dating, ask her to come out with you for the day with you and tell her you have "confused feelings" for her. Tell her you may like her more than as a friend. Dont try and kiss her (that only works in the movies) but maybe hold her hands in yours as you tell her and look into her eyes as you tell her.

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At what point does a gathering become a party? when someone cracks open the tequila

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You put a message in a Bottle and throw it in the Ocean - What would you want to tell people to 'Watch Out' for - that you wish you were aware of ahead of time 500 years from now --? That thing i put in a box for them to open two hundred years from now

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Are you a "YES" person? YES

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My wife's interested in Martial Arts, however she has an above the knee amputation. What school would anyone suggest? wing chun for sure short range upper body combat.

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Have you got a picture of your loved one? if so upload it and lets share the love (pass the sick bucket haha) My girlfriend to kick things off

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Should toy guns be on sale? yes i do an old saying guns dont kill people people kill people, ive been around shotguns since i was a kid and my father showed me how to respect them as with everything dangerous.

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What is the correct term for someone who is entirely unaware of their flatulence? my dog

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What do women really want for Mother's Day? There sons and daughters home safe and sound.

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Choose one to visit---- the zoo/museum/art gallery It has to be the saachi gallery in london one of the best places to visit in britain.

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You are getting old if you have more answers than questions. What do you think of this? not old just wise

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How many partners have you had? (I just want to see the average on here) 71 and im NOT proud of that fact

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Can you take your anger out on me? if yes do so!! haha you sadist

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Who is your favourite comedian? Definetley Jimmy Carr I laughed so much I had to lie down....in the theatre

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How many computers do you have to have at home to be considered a "geek"? Anymore than two and your in trouble

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What to do when a girl i thought likes me, is playing complete mind-games with me? Hmmmm I think you should just ask her outright if she likes you or not and that you want a simple yes or no. Youve got to no where you stand!

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When a high school teacher dates a former student is it inappropriate? Not at all it would be one of the worst things a teacher could do to date while still at high school, but after a short break i cannot see a problem with it.

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What age is a good age to get married? A quarter past never haha

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Whats the coolest picture you have on your comp? (upload photo 2 show) My Girlfriend awwwwwwwww

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What is your favorite chocolate based sweet? Double Decker its the daddy of chocolate bars!!!

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When you are wrong, do you admit it right away or defend yourself? problem is that im never wrong........haha if your defending yourself you obviously think that you hd some justification for your actions/decisions.

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Why did Japan begin a process of military expansion during the 1930's? If you look at their neighbours youll see why.... Russia and China (some historians argue the second world war started with the manchurian incident) and during the early stages there were at least two large skirmishes with Russia and both times the Japanese were swiftly defeated (the second time by the now legendary general Zhukov) and as they had no natural resources like the Nazis they...

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Can you describe yourself in one word? Bad haha

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What is your first impression of females wearing revealing dresses? wahey im in there haha, depends on what sort of dress is it sexy or slutty?

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Do women really like chocolates and flowers Its depends on the girl and why and how your giving them, often its not about the type of gift you give its about the fact your giving something in the first place. plus a bouquet of her favourite flowers will mean a million times more than a bunch of storks from a petrol station. likewise a box of personalised chocaltes will mean more than a bar of cadburys finest. At the end of the day the...

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We all know life is easier in many respects than it was fifty years ago, but in what ways would you consider it to be more difficult? Getting a job, getting a GOOD education, walking down the street safely, affordable housing, and you still think its easier????

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Is there such a thing as "love at first sight"? absolutley i love my girlfriend with all my heart and have done since the first time i sore her

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Ok, you have just seen your child's teacher who is a male dressed up like a woman, what do you say/do? After ive stopped laughing? im not sure it would really bother me its always struck me as a strange thing to do but i dont think its gonna effect his/her ability to teach.

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What's the most expensive thing you've ever eaten? a truffle pizza £125.00 and no tip haha

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What is your favorite number? 78 for too many reasons to mention

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Is all hatred rooted in fear? absolutley not the one person ireally hate is the person i least fear

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What do you think sucks the most? A girl i once met in my local pub she could get o golf vall through 20 feet of garden hose :o)

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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask? one question easy..........why?

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What's the best holiday destination you have been on and why? two places lake louise in canada just such beauty (plus i lost my virginity there) and newcastle in england the friendliest place on earth!.

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Would you prefer to be able to be invisible or read minds? id rather control minds think about it for a minute the possibilities are endless

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How do you tell someone you love them? depends on your budget something as simple as a single red rose can mean as much as a thousand, take him to the spot where you first met and say i never knew someone could make me feel like this. i want to tell you three small words that have such a big meaning and the just say it.

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If and when we do communicate with 'aliens', what will they want to talk about? just how wrong star trek was haha

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What is your favorite sad song? strange and beautiful by aqualung or how soon is now by the smiths

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Which personality do you admire most, Mother Theresa or Princess Diana and why? Im english so although di was tops you have to go with mother theresa as she did everything selflessly

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Have you ever honestly liked every single song by a band or musician and if so, what band was it? primal scream EVERY song

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Men: Have you ever cried because you were happy? i cried at Alan Shearers testamonial i was both happy and sad at the same time

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Can you love one of your children more than the other? not love but certainly like if you get my meaning they all have their own personalities dont they

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How long before Family Guy stops being funny? (I think it's hilarious, but eventually....) itll never stop being funny its just wether it stops being cutting edge

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If you could live your life over again would you ,and what would you change? id tell a girl i knew from school that i fancied her it wasnt til i left that i found out she fancied me could kick myself everyday for that one grrrrrrrr

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If you have to live a life without wearing underwear or live a life without wearing socks, which will it be? & why? commando for sure let the ladies have ease of access.

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What was the first thing you said today? its too early

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If you have a large selection of ingredients and you get to choose anything you want to make a sandwich, WHAT INGREDIENTS WILL YOUR SANDWICH HAVE? rye bread turkey mayo ham cheese cucumber chicken pastrami pickles bacon.........in fact you name the meat ill bung it in and eat it haha

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I seem to have a testicle problem but i am scared to see the doctor as it arouses me a lot to lie naked in front of another person.what can i do? think of your nan naked if your not flacid after that youve got bigger problems than your testicle!

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How do you feel about this quote: The decision not to make a decision is a decision in itself! i like it im not sure my girlfriend will though she says im the most indecisicive person shes ever met haha

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My new boyfriend has a weird habit of sitting with his eyes closed. Sometimes he won't answer me and gets upset if I say he is ignoring me.He won't look at me for more then a sec when we are intimate,says he knows what I look like. Whats up with that? im sure some people are gonna say be nice and considerate but im gonna say FREAK, if ive got a beautiful girl like you sitting next to me im gonna look at her as often as humanly possible.

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What are you 'notorious' for always doing? being a very bad boy haha

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How can i stay happy when i am always depressed Run like your feet were on fire like you were a little kid again ignore everyone else around you just do it, find an open space and keep going til you can run no more works wonders for me.

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I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay? were all gits anyway trust me haha nah some of us are alright just keep your eyes open and mr. right will cross your path.

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Have you ever had an attraction towards an animated TV or movie character? Daphne from scooby doo was my first crush what a hotty.

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What can I do to find friends to hang out with? see someone you like and just talk everyone you talk to is another human being who has feelings and thoughts, above all be yourself you cant keep up a facade forever i know from bitter experience.

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What are some movie titles that start with the word "The"? the empire strikes back, the killers, the world is not enough, the siege, the vanishing, the island, the business, the bonfire of the vanities. a varied list me thinks

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When is your birthday? nope ask me another

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Why is it that most witches are single? because there my exes haha

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My man is always tired what can I do to liven him up. when he gets home greet him in the sexiest outfit youve got that perks me right up ;o)

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What the heck can I do to establish the fact that I am NOT female? People on here always seem to get it wrong, and they do have a 50-50 chance of getting it right without even knowing me! i think its the elith thing sounds like a shortened version of elizabeth.........just a thought

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When you travelled to the furthest point of the universe what will you find? Some scientists believe nothing ooooooh now thats deep for this time of day haha

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When you travelled to the furthest point of the universe what will you find? Some scientists believe nothing ooooooh now thats deep for this time of day haha

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Does anyone have a recipe for disaster. I keep hearing about it but can't find the recipe anywhere :+} Anywhere the British/American army get involved and add a pinch of salt with that.

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Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, What the heck is Goofy? My old science teacher

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What is the funniest pet's name you have heard? what kind of pet was it? scrotum yes indeed my friend called his dog scrotum and refuses to change it, its great fun watching him down the park shouting "Scrotum get over here" haha

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I am a virgin and im 14. all of the other popular girls at my school like me arnt vigins but im too nervous to no what to do.help me! my advice is wait trust me, lose it to someone who A means something to you and B knows what theyre doing and most importantly C when you feel right.

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Should i go get the girl Go for it mate worst case scenario she says no, and all that means is she was not right for you bud.

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What is your favorite turn on? Coming from a guy its an odd thing to say but holding someone close for a while.

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What do you think is the most sinfull part of your body? I know which part of my body ive commited the most sin with ;o)

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What was the first movie you ever saw in a movie theater? Flash Gordon "Gordons alive!" whata film

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How many non-teenagers are on this site? im 29

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Are you pro or anti gun control? Im from England where it is extremely difficult to buy a gun legally but quite easy to buy one illeagaly, I could walk into quite a few pubs where i live and pick one up for the price of a new t.v. If you use any legally owned gun to defend yourself you are open to prosecution, however i do believe i live in a safer country due to gun control, im pretty sure if im confronted by someone they...

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? Simon-who plans to engage McClane and the city of New York in a deadly game.

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Whats your favourite NZ tv show? The usual suspects what a twist

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How do ya'll feel about older men dating younger women? Im 29 and my girlfriend is 18 we get on like a house on fire she's full of life smart and is the most beautiful sensual person ive met (sick bucket on standby).

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What is your favorite line in a movie? "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesnt exist" The usual suspects what a film

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