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If you could ban one thing or practice from this planet forever (not a person or living thing) what would it be? Hate.

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Is it a crime for someone to be concerned about another person??? IS SYMPATHY A CRIME NOW? Good grief sweetie, what happened?

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What famous person would you want to take you to dinner? Somebody rich, I'm a big eater.

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What is one big lesson you have learned in life? Don't fry bacon naked.

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If you were planning a romantic getaway, where would you go? Keith, are we talking Australia?

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What causes white spots on pickled asparagus Never mind that...why does it make your pee smell funny?

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How can i start a conversation with a girl that i don't even know? Say hi, and jokely mention a common situation you are in. "Jeez, if I knew the line was this long, I would have brought my lunch." That kind of thing.

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On some T.V. shows why aren't they able to show certain brand name items such as a brand soda or something and it's name is changed slightly to make it not the brand, doesn't the brand want their product advertised anyway? It's all about the Benjimens.

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This morning I was presented with this situation in a note left for me; I pass it to you for disposal: "My husband and I own a bar. How far should we go in letting a person drink? How much can we serve a person and still remain in God's and state law? You may not serve an obviously intoxicated person. A religious person owns a bar?

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Why did people get their head cut off during French Revolution? 'Cause it didn't kill them to cut off their feet.

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Should I pack my bags and go to bed since I have a flight that leaves for DC at 6:40 in the morning? You bet your bippy!

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I have blonde hair. If I dye it black will it be unhealthy for me?? Im not going to want to dye it back to blonde. As long as you're not pregnant. And then it wouldn't be unhealthy for you, just the baby.

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What kind of cheese do you like on your meat? Depends on the meat (TEE HEE).

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Is it true that Answerbag is run by the CIA to keep tabs on the populace? Do you hear helicopters?

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I'm at Starbucks right now. Are the teenagers hanging out here even half as cool and fabulous as they think they are? Way more cool and fabulous than that!

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In general,do you think brunettes are smarter than blondes? Oh, no question. It's joke, blondies!

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Do you go number 2 before number 1 or the other way around? Usually one then two, but sometimes I like to switch it up.

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In Search for Married Women who have been cheated on recently and would like to be interviewed for Feature Documentary Film. Please contact ASAP. This whole movie thing sounds pretty darn fishy to me...

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IS IT TRUE THAT EATING POP ROCKS AND DRINKING COKE CAN EXPLODE IN YOUR STOMACHE? JUST CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT OTHERS THINK. I've seen what they can do in the open. I don't know if your stomach would explode, but I bet you'd have one hell of a bellyache.

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When Mormon missionaries knock on your door, are you nice or rude to them? I feel rude, but I act polite.

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What do you think of people getting married right after high school? Even though I did it, and have been happily wed for 24 years, I don't reccomend it. I was extremely lucky. Most couples aren't. AND, my husband is 5 years older than me.

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URGENT: My friend has just had a recent break-up, she's experiencing hysteria, and has a history of cutting. She just asked me how mad I would be if she cut herself. And, she wants to see "How mad people will get". How should I answer? Tell her not mad, but sad. This child is crying out for attention. You should talk to her mom.

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When a girl you love very much tells with a lot of apprehension (I need time to myself, I need to be free and single, no this is not about dating anybody, I can’t explain this to you, you will never understand it, I just don’t know how to explain it) Honey, it sounds like it's over and she just doesn't want to hurt your feelings.

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Do you get your toothbrush wet before you put toothpaste on it or after? Before

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Who is your favourite comedian? Louis Black and Ron White PS-Don't yell.

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What is the weirdest place you left the remote? In my puppy's belly. He ate four of them before we got with the program. (No pun intended)

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What is the best way of protecting children online? DO NOT let them have the internet in their own room. Have the computer in a common room where there is no secrecy. And make sure your children know that if they identify themselves online, it's all over.

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Do you ever laugh at your own wit? Oh yeah, I kill myself.

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You and your partner wants to have romantic sex..what is stuff u need for it to happen? Me and my partner.

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If I was a fly on your wall, what would I see? Lots of dust and my dog coming after you.

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My dad wants the animals to eat him when he dies, (he has terminal cancer) how should I feel? You feel however you want. But if he's serious, you've to at least try to honor his wishes. I'm not sure how you would accomplish it, though. I'm sure there are laws about that.

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How much time will I get for my third dui ? It depends on your state, your lawyer, and the mood of the judge. Maybe you should quit drinking?

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My ex said he needed space and time to figure out what was right for him. He now says he made a terrible mistake, that he's sorry, and that he wants a second chance. This all happened in about 2 weeks. What should I do? If you called him your ex, I think you answered your own question.

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Do you see people who don't respond to ad hominems (personal attacks) online as weak, strong, or neither? I see them as strong, because it doesn't push their buttons.

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Firearms Question?

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A real friend is one who walks in when everyone else walks out. Do you have a real friend? I was samrt enough to marry him.

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Are grottos full of vampires and vampires changed into bats? Oh, they're everywhere.

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JK Rowlings, The Beckhams and other celebrities have put up large rewards for the return of a missing child in Portugual? Do you think this is the best way to get the child back? From what I understand, it might be more helpful if they gave some money to the police.

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If you saw a very attractive person then looked at their finger nails to find tons of filth, would you still be attracted to them? Nope. Bad personal hygine is definately a deal-breaker.

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What do I do when a family member feels threatend? By whom or what?

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Which cartoon character would you marry? Scrooge McDuck. Then I would have a fantastic duck dinner, and be loaded!

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Who is the best rock artist. Steven Tyler.

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What do you love most about children? My daughter has a pure and joyous heart. The meanest thing she's ever said to anybody is, "You're mean!" And to Katey, that's the worst thing you can be.

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How would you feel, if you discovered your dollar donation to a homeless person, was used to buy crack cocaine? That's something you've got to take in consideration before you fork it over. That's why I like to give homeless people food, and donate money to a shelter.

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Have you ever rogered a teacup? I don't know...what does that mean?

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If you were going to be married to guy in an arranged marriage and the groom got so drunk would you marry his brother instead? Eh, six of one, half a dozen of the other.

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What does it mean when a boy walk and talks with you The most you can take from it is that he doesn't mind spending time with you. Why don't you ask him?

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Favorite 90's children's television show? I wasn't a child in the 90's but my daughter was. And if I never see that bastard purple dinosaur again, it'll be too soon.

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The movie you most watched during your childhood? The Wizard of Oz. Every Spring it would come on and it was an event in our house.

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Do you eat the skin of a mango? No, you can't digest it.

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Do you have any late night travel experiences that linger in your mind The first year I was married my husband and I were traveling at night and got off the highway to go pee and get a soda, We ended up in this place called Crump Swamp. The lady working the the convenience store was chasing a Luna Moth around with a can of bug spray. We got spooked by the whole vibe, and couldn't find a way back onto the highway. At one point we stopped so my husband...

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Where can I find some good African tribal music? Africa? You asked...

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Girls, Your ex shrinks down to the size of a bug right before youre eyes, what would you do? Just looking for some fun answers Give him to my hundred pound dog to play with. Hee hee hee.

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Craig mp3 players Question?

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Are you happy tomorrow is monday? Never, not ever, never!

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What do you think of all the extremely gory movies they are making these days? They're gross to me...but nobody forces anyone to see them, and if they weren't making money, they wouldn't be made.

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Do you think perscription drug companies should be legally allowed to advertise their product directly to the consumer? NO!!! I think this is the number one reason why health care costs are through the roof. People see a commercial, and they've got to have that drug. The doctors write prescriptions to shut them up, and probably enjoy nice little freebies from the drug cos. Oh yeah, how much does the drug cost subsidize the advertising? It's flat out shameful.

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H (60) arrived w/ 23 yo Mex GF thief/prost/felon he fell "in love" with in Mex needing "space" . H & GF pretend this is normal as they come and go. H offered $$$$ so I can keep inherited home where I live now if I pretend too. Moving impossible. C22 I think it would behoove you to see a lawyer---FAST!

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What type of milk do you have/like? Semi-skimmed milk? I like YooHoo.

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In what order is the Bible written? Hebrew was the first, then Greek and English? Am I missing anything? The Cathilic Bible was in Latin for centuries. So the priest could give you the Church's interpretation.

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What is the first thing you think of doing when you get home from work? Wash the stench of slavery off myself.

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What was the most expensive or most treasured item that you lost? My innocense.

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Is there an obnoxious relative in your family that ruins get-togethers for everyone? Yeah, I'm afraid it's my little brother. And my mom doesn't understand why we're not closer.

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Hearing the magniloquence of someone' spseudo-scientific gobbledygook and pontifical hooey, how would you respond? Please extrapoliate. Duh...Hunh?

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Is it smart to date someone else when you cant forget about your ex girlfriend/boyfriend? Only if you don't mind using the someone else to make yourself feel better.

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Who would you never put your faith in? The American republican party.

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If you go to a restaurant and get the complete dinner special and you are so full that you can't eat your dessert, is it fair that they will only serve you the dessert in the restaurant and not let you take it home in bag? I think that blows! You paid for the whole meal, you deserve it whereever you want to eat it. It sounds like a scam to me. These people are resturantuers, not your mother! I think I would insist or make a scene.

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Can we name all 245 countries in the world? Add one in each answer. Check for duplicates. Chad

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Can we name all 245 countries in the world? Add one in each answer. Check for duplicates. Cuba

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Are women more gifted in answering questions than men? If you don't know what I'm talking about, click on "See Leaderboard" in your own profile and you'll see 9 out of top10 members are ladies. Women are more thoughtful and more verbal.

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Are mormon men allowed to ask a women to undress for them when they are not married? I don't think Mormon men are supposed to see ANY woman undressed. Don't they wear that sack under their clothes, so their bodies will never be uncovered?

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Have you ever seen your father cry? My Dad is a big 6 foot military man. And he cries like a baby when his feelings are touched.

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My mother-in-law completely ignores me when she visits our home. Am I wrong in saying I don't want her in my home? Yeah, she's still your spouse's mom. Just make your husband buy you a spa day when she comes to visit. You'll be away from the crap, and you'll be pampered. BTW-My MIL does the same thing. I just make sure our visits are few and far between.

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If a friend asked you for advice, & your advice would hurt their feelings, would you still give them that advice? If they asked me if I liked their hair or clothes, I would probably lie. But, if it was something important, I think I would risk it.

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Are you a mother? Lots of people that have known me would tell you I was a mother.

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Why do you have sex? 'Cause it's fun.

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What is the worst word you can call someone? Evil

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Is chicken soup really good for the soul? Someone caring enough to MAKE you chicken soup is very good for the soul.

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My penis is 5.5 inches is it small Five inches is average...so you are above average.

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What sort of people do you admire? Non-pretentious people with integrity.

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How many times a month do you talk to your mother? How many times a day is more like it. Too many.

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How do you tell your partner you love them? Verbally, but I also do things for him that make him happy, and I try to make his life less stressful.

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If you could eliminate only one social problem in the world, which would it be and why? Is hate a social problem? 'Cause Eliminating hate would eliminate so many other problems.

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My boyfriend is upset because my best friend is gay does he have the right to be? Is he upset because he's gay, or is he upset because he's male?

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If I came to your door and said I was hungry, would you feed me? I sure would, but you would stay on my porch. And, I'm sorry to say, if it were dark, I wouldn't open the door.

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What to do when you have a drama queen for a mother inlaw? She absolutley will not respect boundaries, and she must be the center of attention at all times or she is off to make life hectic for anyone who does not agree with the way she does things. Your MIL is only acting up because she gets a reaction. My husband has a great way of dealing with this situation. He doesn't. When she acts up, just ignore her, like she is a potted plant. Just like you don't feed into a toddler's tantrum, you don't give in to her. Call every couple of weeks to make sure everybody is still alive and that's it. If you are in her...

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I haVen't EAten # <%!!~ a Meal iN monTHs. i chEW my (%&*@FoOd unTiL All OF thE FlaVor is goNE tHen sPit MoST oF it oUt, @#!$ ThOUgh Not BEcauSe I'm @!%^* AFraid oF GetTiNg fAt. Is This ODD? This is really hard to interpret. Did you write it this way on purpose?

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Why can I never find the TV remote? Because it's a sneaky bastard that doesn't want to be found.

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What is it about a girl that boys find sexy? It's probably different for each boy...

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Does anyone know the recipe for $100 bills? Hard work.

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Can we name all 245 countries in the world? Add one in each answer. Check for duplicates. Namibia

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Do other countries have to pay for BBC channels, such as BBC World ? Its just that we (UK) have to pay the license fee, doesn't seam fair if others get it for nothing. Here in the US it's only available on cable. And believe me, it costs!

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Does God suffer (from a traditional Christian point of view)? (This is for school). The Bible says that God suffers when man does not live in accordance with His wishes.

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Do you have a default TV station that you always can go to if there is nothing worthwhile on the other stations, that you can count on for being informative, interesting and worthy of your time? Food TV is usually good for a diversion.

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How do you say "happy mother's day" in Italian? Happya Mother'sa Daya...and I am Italian.

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Why are you sitting in that tree? K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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How many hours of sleep do you like to get in a night? 12-14, but only in my dreams.

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What can I put in water to help my fresh-cut flowers last longer? Alittle (like a capful) of bleach to keep bacteria out of the water, and a little lemon-lime soda so the sugar can feed the flowers.

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I have a small kitten and i dont know how old it is, but it looks no more than a few weeks. what should i be doing with it? what should i feed it? Take it to your vet for a physical and shots, and discuss his diet with him then. If you don't know how old the kitten is, there may be other issues that you don't know about.

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What's your favourite unusual short form? Short form of what?

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I live in a trailor in the country and everytime i turn around i am seeing a snake inside the house any home remedies to rid my home of them? They hate the smell of moth balls...so I would put them bad boys EVERYWHERE! But, the fumes can be caustic, so make sure there is PLENTY of ventilation.

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Provided it was nutritionally well balanced, would eating the exact same meal every day for a year cause any significant health problems? As long as it's healthy, no problem. Don't forget our ancestors didn't have a whole lot of variety in their diet, and they did ok.

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Why is the recording industry such a male dominated industry? That's the way the rest of the world is, so why should the recording industry be any different?

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What are you doing for Mother's Day? I'm a Mom and as little as possible.

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I am interested in sleeping with an older man mainly just for the experience. I am 22 and some of my friends think it is gross. He is 43. Is this normal? And no I am not looking for a "father figure"? It's up to you who you sleep with, but don't do it just for the "experience". Sharing your body with someone is something you shouldn't just "do". This is something that can fundamentally change or even end your life. At least risk your heart and your life on someone you really care about.

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My wife wont allow me to watch any porn or buy any porn magazines.She says that she wants to be the only naked women I see.But, yet she is never in the mood for sex,she always turns me down, and she barely lets me touch or kiss her. Is this unfair of her? First off she's not your mother, she's your wife. I wouldn't dream of forbidding or allowing my husband anything. He's an adult. By the way, what is she going to do to you if you look at porn? It sounds to me as if you are already live in the dog house. I would expain to her that you desire her and only her, but you can only take so much rejection. And porn is better...

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My iPod has been charging for the past couple days & the screen has been lit up the entire time. Any time that I try to turn it on, nothing happens, charging or not. The light just never goes off, bu USB charged mp3 palyers have a finite number of charges, then it's gone. If you've reached the max, there is nothing to do but get a new one.

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How do I find my way out of the woods? Find some of those partying teddy bears, and ask for directions.

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How cute is your dog (on a scale of 1-10, send a pic)? I'd say my Stvie is at least a 14. Plus, he is the sweetest tempered dog on the planet. (Even thiough he would be shocked if you told him that he is a dog.)

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Should Prince Harry be sent to Iraq for military duty? I think the kid trained as a warrior. If he is too important to risk his life over there, then so is everybody else. Sorry, I'm too American to hold the royals in awe. They're just one more screwed up rich familt to me.

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What is a good way to combat pre-exam nerves? Study your butt off, but not right before the exam. Take that time to do something you enjoy and give your poor brain a rest. You'll be able to call up info easier when you've had a break.

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Our 10-year anniversary is approaching. How did you spend your 10-yr anniversary? Looking for ideas that isn't too costly, but still special. We went to a really nice resturant for dinner. But a day-long road trip is a great idea. Just drive, and have no real destination, and stop when the sprit mooves you. Either pack a picnic or stop at fun little places that you've never visited before.

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What is the collective noun for a group of answerbaggers? A gaggle of baggers

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Avis Question?

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I BOUGHT A ZEN V PLUS AND I WASS DOWNLOADING MUSIC SO I DISCONNECTED IT AND NOW MY MP3 WONT PLAY ITS LIKE FROZED UP HOW CAN I SOLVE THIS PROBLEM Please don't yell, sweetie.

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An all-female law firm in Chicago put up a billboard: "Life's Short. Get a Divorce." Do you agree with locals who say it makes light of divorce? http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3147979&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312 I think divorce lawyers are concerned with billable hours, not the state of the American family.

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What is your personal definition of True Love, or your views on this? When someone's well-being matters more to you than your own.

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Kiddy grade 2 Question?

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As a straight female, do you check for irregularities in your partner's testicles? Yes, but subtly...you know how guys are.

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Derek Jeter Question?

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Give me a random answer to a random statement like "Whoooosh" Patooie!

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If your mother asked you to take a clipper and trim her hair to about 1 inch all over and just leave hair on the top, would you do it? If my mother ever asked me to cut her hair, I would get her medication checked. She still teases me about the time I gave my Dad a Moe haircut...

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Why shouldn't naked men parachute? Because thsy might get thier mess caught in a tree. Like frying bacon naked, parachuting nakies is not a good idea.

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How do you prepare two year olds for the dentist? My two 2 year olds have been turned away from the dentist 3 times because they were crying and screaming and scared. What can I do? They have to go to the dentist sometime. My daughter sees a pediatric dentist. They are much more equipped to handle a frightened child. It sounds to me that your dentist just wasn't good with kids.

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I have a credit card that is over it's limit by an amount I cannot pay..The cc company refuses to help. The amount keeps increasing. Would it be better to close the account myself or go to a debt consolidation place? They won't let you close the account until it's paid in full.

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Besides asking, how can you tell when your partner is ready to have sex for the first time? Asking is a pretty good way, but if you get to third base and she hsan't called the cops, I'd say you're good.

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If a person is only verbally abused by thier spouse should they get divorced even though they have kids together? I agree with counseling. At least if you leave, you can face it knowing that you really tried before throwing in the towl.

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Who's the best rock band that you've heard live? The original Van Halen. DAVID LEE ROTH ROCKS!! WOOHOO!!

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What are open ended questions? You just asked one.

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How funny do you find the MacGruber skits on Saturday Night Live? Do you have Sat. Night Live on? I just saw McGruber.

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Recently my 13 year old step daughter asked me to take her to get on the pill. Her dad is against it but I am worried she is wanting to have sex. She likes a 16 year old. Help what do I say to my husband to make him wake up? Her health is more important than his comfort. Send her to Planned Parenthood. Getting her birth control will not make her more likely to have sex, but less likely to get pregnant. But I know my head would explode if I thought my 13yo was having sex. Ask her boyfriend if he knows the meaning of statutory rape.

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What do you think about this term I just coined referring to someone who flags on Answerbag? "A Flagger Bagger" Um...what's a flagger?

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run? I don't know. What DO you call a midget psychic on the run?

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How many questions do you think a person asks in their life time? TNTC

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How can i get a nintendo wii You could purchase it...

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Between you and me? or between you and I? Me.

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What is the song from the commercial trisket crackers(it's by a group of girls i think)? Honey, you can't keep asking the same question over and over. Your question will be answered when someone here knows the answer. Have you tried the Nabisco website?

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What do you think when you see one of the two people in an online "debate" resort to name-calling, while the other person ignores the personal attacks and sticks to the subject? I think, "How do I get in on this?"

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What is your favorite NFL team? I will live and die with the 'Skins. Even though they haven't won in forever. At least they got rid of Spurrier (The big baby!)

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Do you believe there is a good reason to kill yourself or do you believe there is no reason what so ever? If death is the best of bad options, then yeah, I guess. But only if I were dying of some horrible, painful disease. Things can change in an instant, and I would feel like an ass if things could have gotten better and I couldn't wait.

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Are there any websites extremely similar to CraigsList and as popular? Facebook is starting classifieds.

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WHAT does it mean being the OLDEST? I am the oldest in my family and still I do not get enough credit. Is that fair? The oldest always gets the short end of the stick. Just remember, you'll be the first to get out.

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WHAT IS THE MEANING BEHIND THE 80'S SONG "MARY'S PRAYER" BY DANNY WILSON? Don't yell, sweetums.

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A penny for your thoughts? I really, really need to quit this and actually go to bed. And that will be 4 cents, please.

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What is the worst celebrity fashion disaster ever? Bjork

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Get up from your computer chair. Now go open the front door and walk outside. What is the first thing you see? An SUV parked down the street.

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Anyone else out there get foot cramps? I used to get terrible ones when I was young. My Mom said they were growing pains. I wear size 10 now, so...And they eventually went away.

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Have you ever driven off with the gas pump hose still in you car's gas tank? No, but I've locked my keys in my car about 1000 times...

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If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you? Because we're all out of bread.

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Why did I get -4 points for asking the question "what year did man create the idea of God? Don't take it personally. There's no telling, you might have just caught somebody in a crappy mood.

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How big of a list of colors can we make? Name only one in your answer, and make sure it isn't a duplicate! khaki

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What is Rocky Balboas real name Sylvestor Stallone?

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Mom gets kid for Mothers Day at 9am/Sunday until 9am/Monday. Dad is supposed to pick kid up. But on Monday, kid has school at 7am. Does mom take kid to school since its during her time or does dad pick up kid & take to school since he's the picker-upper? Mom should suck it up and take the kid to school. My daughter and I have some great conversations on the way to school. She should look at this as a bonus.

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What movies made you cry? Lord, it don't take a movie, I cry at cheese commercials. It doesn't take much.

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It looks like Paris Hilton purchased some new boobs. Why would she do something like this? I don't know. I saw her boobs, and they were kinda cute. They say more than a mouthful is too much.

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If I asked a stupid question, would you laugh? Sure, but go ahead anyway!

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Why is that woman dead? YUCK!

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Should I take another shot of Vodka before I ask my next question? Definately!

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I have been having sex for 2 years and have never had an orgasm. i feel like my boyfriend and i have tried everything. it is possible that i will never be able to have one? Sometimes it's easier to give one to yourself. By yourself, where you will not feel self-concious and like you're being tested.

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What is Good? Cake is good!

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How big of a list of colors can we make? Name only one in your answer, and make sure it isn't a duplicate! Cerullian blue

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Should people take their children to Las Vegas for vacation? Why not everybody go somewhere else? That whole town is set up to take as much money from you as they can.

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How dangerous can religion get to be? See Spanish Inquisition, crusades, jihads...ad nauseum,

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If a person on AB gives a positive feedback to a question, is the person asking the question more likely to leave a positive feedback to the person leaving the response? I'd like to think I'd give points for a well thought answer, but I like people who agree with me.

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How do I catch a half heffalump half rhinoceros? With a really big net and a tranquilizer gun.

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Your top three cookbooks?, and why. My own collection, Cake Mix Bible, and one spot for rotating favorites.

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Is it possible after a break up , to get back together and for it to last a long time? Yup. I broke up with my first serious boyfriend. We got back together about 4 months later, and in August will celebrate our 24th aniversary.

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How much jack daniels do i use in a jack daniel's burger? It depends on how much hamburger you're working with. I wouldn't add more than about 1/4 cup per pound. You want to flavor the meat, not get it drunk and take advantage of it.

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How many points does it take to level up? 2989. Jeez, I don't feel so bad now...

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Have you ever re-dated an ex? What were the circumstances? We've been married for 24 years.

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What do you think of the name Wyatt Thomas? I like. It's said that an odd number of syllables in a name is more dynamic. So how many in your last name?

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Can you dye and perm your hair without adverse effects? No, it will dry your hair out alot. DO NOT attempt this at home. Your only chance is for a professional to try it. And she may tell you no.

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I have been seeing this guy for about a month now and he said he wants to take it slow but his actions say different. He calls me alot and sends text alot as well. He says he is scared, should I be worried he does not want to be with me? This guy sounds like a classic playa. Be extremely cautious.

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I am taking a leap and moving to the Raleigh/Durham NC area. Can you tell me of any good apt. complexes in the Raleigh/Durham or Cary vacinity? Budget is about $725 mo. Hey. I live in Durham. You can get a lot more bang for your buck here. They're refurbing the downtown area and there are some great funky little places well within your reach. Durham has a bad rap as far as crime is conserned, but It is no less safe than any other medium size city. And the people here a huge cross section from all over the world. It's never boring here in...

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How many hours a day do you spend on answerbag? Too long.

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What's the most exciting thing you have done today? Hung around AB. Whew, I guess I need to get a life!

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If you owned a casino, what would you name it? "Just Put All Your Money Right In This Bag"

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If you had a black child and a white child that were brought up equally, in 20 years would one be more intellegent than the other and why? You gotta be kidding. Nobody is gonna touch this question with a ten foot pole.

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Let's say you wake up tomorrow and this new point system was nothing but a scary, scary dream. Who would you want to be holding you and making you feel all better? Not Joel, that's for darn sure!

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Actions might speak louder than words but do motives give those actions the bass and treble? HUNH??

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Do you think naked mannequins are appropriate for a store front window? It's just plastic...

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Are you a know it all? If I wasn't would I be hanging out here, giving everybody the benefit of my wisdom?

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When you were younger, did you ever think you would be at this point in your life? I thought I would be aworld famous war correspondent, but instead I turned into Donna Reed. But you know what? I wouldn't trade it for anything.

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Should capital punishment be televised? I think it's a great idea. Maybe if people saw people actually dying, it wouldn't be so abstract. Maybe people wuld be so revolted, they would demand the end of it.

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Are relationships hard for everyone? i have truely found my soulmate but it's the hardest relationship i've ever had. does that mean that i haven't really found the person for me? Can you truly say he is your best friend? If not, maybe he isn't... Your relationship should make you feel happy and safe. Do you? And not physical safety(although that's good too), I mean is he your safe place to fall. When you are at the very end of your rope, does he help? Or is he usually the cause? Life is too short to have to keep convincing yourself how much in love and...

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What is your number one turn on? When my husband cleans the bathroom.

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How do I get my flowers to stop laughing at me behind my back? Medication---for you, not the flowers.

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Why are women so stupid? Asking a question like that in mixed company is probably one of the less bright ideas I've heard in a while. Maybe you should check YOUR IQ.

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How does it make you feel when a stranger winks at you It's so few and far between, when someone winks at me I get all flustered, like a school girl...and it's been a loooong time since I've been a school girl.

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WHY CAN'T POST COMMENTS,OR PIC.S ANYMORE? Please don't yell...

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My wife cheated on me and confessed on our 3 year anniversary. She says she loves me and wants my forgiveness. Is it wrong of me to tell her to hit the road? I can't tell you what to do, but a woman that would cheat is bad enough, a woman that would tell her spouse is even worse. But a woamn who would tell you on your aniversary is just downright cruel.

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Besides hot dogs and hamburgers, what is another food that is good with mustard? Pretzels and chicken strips.

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How do you prevent getting re-occuring UTI's, other than being after sex? I assume you mean peeing. That's a good idea. Also, drink tons of cranberry juice. It will change the Ph in your bladder, and the bugs won't survive. And try ASO Standard for the discomfort. P.S. I like your avatar.

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Do you have a Bible in your home? Why or why not? You know, I'm not sure...

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What gives us the right to Kill one another even in War when the Ten Commandments say " Thy Shall Not Kill " -- ? ---- Please don't bash me it's just been on my mind latley Some scholars say that the commandment is actually, "Thou shall not murder." But I think it's just splitting hairs.

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Should the US go to war with IRAN? Oh yeah, great idea. It's not like the US army is busy or anything!

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WHAT ARE THE THREE DIMENSIONS OF SOCIAL CLASS AS PROPOSED BY MAX WEBER. HOW CLOSELY DO HIS CONCEPTS MATCH OUR CONTEMPORARY NOTIONS OF SOCIAL CLASS? Jillian, it's time to do your own homework...this is getting really old.

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Can you give me an idea what to draw for the political cartoon relating to the French Revolutinary war? How about a talking guilletine?

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What is meant by the "birds and bees" in Im Alecs question? Sex

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Defining chastity - does chastity mean abstention from just sexual relations or from masturbation as well? The Catholic responce would be yes...but I'm a lapsed Catholic.

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Who would win in a fight, Thomas Jefferson, or Tom Cruise? Jefferson. My 4 yo niece could kick little Tommy Cruise's butt.

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MAY I UPGRADE THE PROCESSOR IN A COMPAQ PRESARIO 7596, FROM 650 MHZ TO A HIGHER ONE? Hey, you don't need to yell.

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How well would you cope if you were in a relationship with a celebrity? I'd hate it. Unlike seemingly most people on the planet, I prefer anonimity.

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Pet How about a question?

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How can i convince my guy that he needs to get tested for STDs and such? I told him i wont even touch him until his result from his rep at school wether its rumors or not. Hes being stubborn about it and im thinking the way hes acting he might have one. You can't. But you are very wise to be cautious. If he really cared, he would be tested for your peace of mind.

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What is the nicest present you have ever had? On my 21st birthday, my husband bought me a chow-chow and a '64 MG Midget. Great birthday!

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If you could look like anyone other than yourself, then who would you choose? I'd keep most of myself, but I would like Kim Cattrel's boobs, and Halle Berry's belly.

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Who would win in a fight supergirl or wonderwoman? Wonderwoman...supergirl is just a girl.

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I have car notes, and most of my payments are on time, would that increase my chances of getting a apartment, within a complex (nice) in Florida, with poor credit, and bankruptcy, and eviction on my report? Your credit rating is probably to low to get any kind of deal. You might get an apartment, but the rent will probably be higher than your neighbors.

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"2379 pts until lvl 18" Eeek... this is a mistake right? Nope, they've changed the point structure. Neat, huh?

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What is the most unusual child's name you have ever heard? I had a girl that worked for me named Chevette.

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What silly things did you believe as a kid? I thought dogs were boys and cats were girls. I thought an outhouse was an outside house,(all the furniture grouped in rooms, out doors).

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Would you marry someone who was you're opposite religion? What exactly is opposite religions?

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What is a good way to improve the quality of sleep? I'm on a regular sleep schedule, and I sleep in the dark, and I've tried changing the temperature in my room and even sleeping pills. Nothing seems to help! Any suggestions? If you can take them, benadryl will knock your butt out...

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Why is homosexuality not accepted by most Christians? There are so many contradictory passeges in the Bible about homosexuality. My best guess is that most christains use the Bible as an excuse because they personally find it "icky".

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Do you think that its wrong for illegal immagrants to fight for rights that aren't even legally theirs? Yeah, who do those people think they are, wanting civil rights? What do they think this is, the US?

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Do you think that school buses should have seatbelts to protect our children? The only problem is if there is an accident, somebody has to unbuckle 20-30 hysterical kids.

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My level meter looks full, but says I need 987 more points to advance from level 9 to 10. Is this for real? Read Joel's blog, he expalins this new system.

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What is the best way to keep my cats from doing their business in the bark dust and garden? You can buy foz and other predator pee in a hardware store. The cats smell it and think they are in danger.

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Is it possible to breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? or the other way around? Horn players learn it. It's called circular breathing.

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I really like dill, but, other than trail mix, I don't know any good reciepes that feature it. Do you have one? Dill is good for white food, chicken, fish, etc. I really love fresh dill added to potato salad. It's great on eggs, as well.

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Why do we peel the skin off carrots? Is it not edible? It's more for looks than anything else.

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What are good Mother's Day's ideas I could make by MYSELF!? Clean the house, make dinner, do something for your Mom that she hates doing herself. I hate folding laundry.

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How to get grease stain out of dark suede jacket? Suede is skin, so the grease will eventually dry out. But you could try sprinkling a little corn starch on the stain to absorb some of the grease.

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I AM WORKING ON A 1989 CHEVY P.U. FULLSIZE.IAM TRYING TO GET A RADIATED NOISE OUT OF THE RADIO (STILL FACTORY).I KNOW ON THE OLDER VEHICLES THEY HAD NOISE FILTERS ON VARIOUS COMPONENTS IS THIS STILL THE CASE.IF SO WHERE WOULD THEY OR IT BE LOCATED. Please don't yell.

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With so many people yelling back and forth and pointing fingers, how can I form my own opinion about what happened in Iraq? How can I learn the truth? Read, read, read. And read reports from many different viewpoints.

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WHAT IS ALPORT’S THEORY OF CONTACT. HOW DOES IT CONTRADICT THE COMMON NOTION THAT PREJUDICE WILL DISAPPEAR WITH CONTACT BETWEEN GROUPS? IS STATUS INEQUALTIY THE CAUSE OR THE RESULT OF PREJUDICE AND DISCRIMINATION? Jillian, please don't yell.

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What is the best way to get rid of huge pores in your t-zone? You can't get rid of them, you can only diminish thier appearence. I would keep my face very, very clean, and maybe use a light exfoliator.

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What are some sweet things I could do for my Boyfriend (I'm 13 though so we don't have jobs yet and stuff)? Make him a picnic with his favorie food. Or burn him a CD.

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How do you feel about parents allowing their young children to ride around in a vehicle without carseats? I feel like if a parent does this, maybe he shouldn't be a parent.

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What is it that you have done with your life that you want to show me? Here you go!

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In our society today, what things do you think our culture has become desensitized to? Gun violence, and I blame it on the NRA!

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An old friend from college just had her second baby boy. I want to send her a gift. Any suggestions? Nothing too fragile nor heavy since I have to mail it--she moved overseas. (I'd like to hear suggestions from moms and dads, please!) My daughter absolutely loved those jump seats that you put up in a doorway. An infant can't use it, but after about 9 months or so, it's great. Also, you could get something for the parents. Some new lingerie, a gift certificate for dinner and a babysitter, spa treatments, etc.

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If an Islamic believer had to testify in court, would he have to swear on the Bible, or would the judge happen to have a Quran handy? Here in NC, they're debating it. As of now, it's either the Bible or nothing.

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Who is your favourite football star John Riggins---how many of you guys remember him?

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Is the new AB point system reasonable or extreme? I think Joel is trying to weed out the members. I like ALL the aspects of AB, but this new point system seems punitive and arbitrary. Thousands of points to move up one level is crazy. It has taken quite a bit of enjoyment out of this site. I'm not sure I'll stay. I feel like we've all been punished for participating.

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My 9 month old will not go to bed without a bottle, he has 6 teeth and going to sleep with formula can rot his teeth. He will not just take water. What do i do? I do not want a kid with rotton teeth. It's up to you. Your child needs to be able to make himself fall asleep. You're going to have to listen to him yell for a few nights until he learns. You can go to his door and verbally reassure him, but DO NOT crumble. Within a week he will be falling asleep without a bottle. And yes, you will feel horrible, like the worst mom ever, but It's for his own good. My...

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What is more important: working 2 jobs to give you kid the life that you want for him or working only one, making less money, but seeing your kid more A couple of years ago my husband badly broke his leg. We realized that we didn't need two salaries, and family is way more importatnt. When a kid looks back on his childhood, he won't remember that you had a nice car, or expensive furniture, he'll remember whether you spent time with him or not.

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How does one move a mountain? One pebble at a time.

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The bible talks about being "equally yoked" as a "christian" how should you tell a "non-christian" politely that you aren't interested in dating them? I agree, if you tell him how devout you are, it should scare him away. It would me.

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What is the best mothers day gift i can get for around $50 or less? A mani-pedi, and lunch with you.

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Whats something alcohol made you do that you wouldn't have done otherwise? Made out with my toilet.

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During a thunderstorm what is your favorite thing to do? I go out onto my porch and just feel it.

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What is your favourite summer food? My favorite Summer food thing is the smell of tomatoe vines. It is one of my favorite things on the planet.

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Does violence breed violence? They have done a study that suggests that children seeing gun violence in their own lives are in a sense infected with it, and the chance that they will engage in gun violence later themselves becomes astromonically higher.

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What was your first alcoholic drink? Whe I was 5, I found a bottle of Bali Hai in our camper. I think it had all of about a half of a teaspoon left in it, but I upended that bad boy!

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I am young and I'm trying to loose weight because my face is chubby as with my legs and arms. I don't want to severely diet because I'm only 13 years old. Any suggestions on how I should do this? Instead of going on a diet, try to just cut out all the crap (manufactured foods, sugary stuff, fried junk, etc.). You'll be surprised how quickly you'll look and feel better.

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What is your most dangerous idea? Question Authority.

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Do you think homeschooling is better that public schooling? I think it has it's good points, but sometimes parents home school thier children because they are extremely religious and don't want thier children to have any "dangerous" ideas from public school. Frankly, that scares me.

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If you invented a candy bar, what would you name it? Moonmommy

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Whats the scariest movie ever made? The scariest movie ever in the history of movies is "Angel Heart". I was afraid to be alone for days.

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What is the best way to say "I'm sorry"? To really, really mean it.

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WOULDN'T WATERMELON BE EVEN BETTER WITHOUT SEEDS? I think it would be better if it didn't taste like watermelon. P.S. You don't need all caps, sweetheart.

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My girlfriend and I were going to go out and have dinner for her birthday, and I was planning to make it a nice night out for the two of us, which we don't get often due to the kids. Now she wants to invite her friend along. Do I have a right to be upset? How about treating your girlfriend and her buddy to lunch and mani-pedis? That way y'all can have your romantic night, and you're the big, generous hero.

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What's your favourite sub? Mine's meatball without a doubt... Eggplant parmagian

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Whats the best gift a mother could ask for from her 13 year old daughter? (make it realistic!) Clean house for her as a surprise. If my daughter did that for me you don't know how many brownie points that would earn!

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Paris Hilton's mother told the Judge he was '" Pathetic "' for sending Paris to Jail for 45 day's -- What do you think about that --? I think Paris'parents are pathetic for not teaching her accountability.

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What is your favorite food to eat out. I love to eat out for breakfast.

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What common edible was served when you were little that no one much eats anymore? (my example is Veg-All, nasty canned mixed vegges that all tasted the same - kind of like diced bitter turnip)? Does anyone remember space food sticks?

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What are we all eating tonight? Home-made patty melts

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What are some things that are legal that you personally think should be illegal? The Bush Administration!

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How do sprouts know which way is up when they grow? They reach for the warmth of the sun.

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What do I do now that I'm dead? Decompose?

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How do you win a girl's heart? I'm prepared to go to any realistic expense. What really touches a girl's heart is concrete evidence that you were thinking of her when she was not around. Do you see her faorite candy bar while you're gassing up? Pick it up for her! Did she mention is passing that she loves picnics? Make a picnic for her the first nice day in Spring, or have one inside on a rainy day. You don't have to spend a bundle for the right...

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Help! My favorite flats are tearing up my feet, but I can't wear socks with them. What are my options (other than 'duh, Bolilla, don't wear them' 'cause I love them!)? Put bandaids everywhere the soes rub, pray a lot, and don't wear them when you're going to do a lot of walking.

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Do you worry about your parents not being around anymore? No, my parents will live forever!!! They will so!!!

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How to get creme out of a suede couch Sprinkle corn starch on it to get out as much as possible. Then you just have to wait for the fat to dry out of it (just like your skin dries out). Good Luck!

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How do you feel about teachers "swatting" your children as discipline at school? I don't hit my kid, and nobody else better either!!

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I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years now. Shes 23 years old and lives with me at my parents house. I have alot of ambition i'm working 3 jobs and working out at the gym. She works at walmart and plays online games everyday. Iv asked for her to change If your relationship hinges on whether you can change her or not, Give Up! The only person you can control is yourself. You need to decide what is a deal breaker and either break up or accept her as she is. Trying to change her will only make you both unhappy. Besides, how would you fell if she said, "You're just not quite good enough for me."?

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Do you sleep with a fan? No, my roadies keep them away from me while I'm sleeping!

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Would you say you have become more confident as you got older? Yes, in that I stand up for myself more, and care about what other people think less.

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Is it normal to dislike my generation of teenager just because of i have higher morals and values since i was raised old school? I find my generation annoying and materialistic. I'd say make some new friends before you make up your mind for good. As the mother of a teenager, I know first hand there are kids out there that care about important things, and contribute to thier community. BUT, don't forget that you're a kid too, and you will never have the freedom to be a kid again. So enjoy yourself once in while. Also, remember that the only person...

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Is there anything special going on in your country? I didn't know where Alanpro777 was from, so I was making a joke. I assumed he would tell me where he was from and then I would tell him what was going on here in the US. Unfortunately, not only does he have no sense of humor, he's also rude and insulting.

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How do you feel about ADD? (Ask my thoughts if you dare) I'm not big on spanking, but I think that many of the cases are just kids that need attention and structure,and not drugs.

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In short, what's the "sold his soul to the devil" rumor about Robert Johnson (black musician)? Do you believe it? He left his home a so-so guitar player and when he returned he was smokin'. He had a pretty awful life, so maybe that was his punishment for the deal...My husband thinks he traveled around and learned from many diferernt players. Who knows?

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What is the most disturbing song you have ever heard? "On of My Turns" by Pink Floyd. Creeeeepy!

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I saw my husband kissed another woman on the lips, and when I confronted him about it, he said its not a big deal. I am angry about this, am Im overreacting? Is he right? Is it not a big deal? Whether or not he thinks it's a big deal, if you do then it is. I don't think your problem is the kiss. I think it's that your husband doesn't care about your feelings. This is supposed to be the person who is your biggest supporter and protector. I'd say the kiss is a symptom of a big deal.

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What is your least favorite movie ever and why? I'm sorry, but I just don't think Napoleon Dynamite was funny.

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What makes a womans labia turn brownish in color? I'd say wiping from back to front.

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What do you think is the point of life? To love and be loved.

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95 Voyager, starts and runs a ok, but place foot on brake and shift to drive, it shuts off? My car did this and it was my carburator. But my car was a '71 so my husband thinks it might be your timing. Take it to Auto Zone and they'll put it on the computer for you and know for sure. Good Luck!!

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Do you have magnets all over your refrigerator? Waaaay too many to count.

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Do you think this judge is being to harsh on Paris Hilton or do you think she deserves to go to jail? I think jail might be the best thing that ever happened to her.

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When a person dies do you think what they want they want should be done, like being cremated or buried. Or what their families and friends want should be done? You do what the deceased wants. It's the last thing you can do for them.

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Do I clip my toenails all the way back before polishing or just file nicely? I'd put out the twenty or so bucks, and have it done professionally, at least the first time. I don't know what they do, but my toes always look so good they look like they belong on somebody else's feet. And it lasts a much longer time than a manicure.

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Do you want cake and ice cream? If there's alot of frosting, I'll just have cake, thanks!

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I recently got a new dog, I was wondering if anybody had some ideas for a name, I'm particularly looking for one regarding some classical figure. So, basically any ideas for a dog name? Male or female?

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Im having sex with my boyfriend, we have been using a condom .One time the condom slipped off but we noticed before he ejaculated. Im 3 days late .I took a test and it came out negative but i had to drink alot of water, does this affect results? Yes, that will dilute your urine. The best time to take a preg. test is with your first morning whiz. Good Luck.

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At prom, I'm likely to bump into other girls with my dress, so I want to pair it with a unique shoe. The dress is "olivine" (think very green peridot) and knee length. Maybe a satin shoe, purple (violet/plum) or light pink? Your thoughts? Can you take a pic of it and post it?

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My ex-girlfriend of four years dumped me for a guy with a nicer car, and then he had dumped her for another girl, and now she wants me back, should I let her come back? OK, here's a question for you. You've got a son with the same problem. How do you advise him? Don't do it. She is only looking for someone to keep her warm until the next nice car comes along.

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My fiance owns a house that he can't refinance and he can't sell it without a huge loss (many foreclosures in his area). He wants to buy a new house and then let his old property foreclose. If we buy a house together can the bank put a lien on new home? DO NOT buy property with this man. If he is seriously considering letting his house go into foreclosure, that shows extremely bad judgement. That foreclosure will haunt his credit rating (and you, if you're involved) for years and years.

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My right elbow is real rough, can anyone give me advice on how to get rid of it. I have tried lotions of all kinds, oils, facial scrub and nothing is working, Please help. Cut a lemon in half and dip the cut half into Kosher salt. Use this as a scrub. Wash and follow with the thickest, richest lotion you can get your hands on.

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What do you do first thing in the morning and last thing in the night before bed? Put in or take out my earplugs. (My husband snores, badly.)

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What would you do if your partner said that you were bad in bed? Never, ever, ever give him the oppurtunity to critique my performance again!

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Whats the easiest most lazy-girl proof way of losing about 5 pounds off your waistline.. im 15 and bathing suit seasons coming.. i know im not fat but i could stand to lose a few. HELP!! Cut out all the white food in your diet. Sugar, pasta, potatoes, etc. My 14yo did this with 30 n minutes of exercise a day and lost almost 50 pounds since school started. Good Luck! Even without the exercise, cutting out the carbs should help.

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If I were to tell a guy I like them and then there was awkward silence afterwards, what should I say then? YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED!!

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What is the best way to get out of debt and build credit? Save, save, save. Do not use your credit cards, and make sure your payments are NEVER late. Also, if you have any small bills you can pay off, that will make you credit score go up.

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How to untangle fine jewelry chain? If you (I know this is gonna sound gross) lick it and blow on it. Also, if it's wrinkled, you can roll a pencil over it to straighten it out.

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Who is the wrost singer ever? I'm heartbroken to say it's me...

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In addition to being in the sun too much, smoking and using straws when you drink, what other actions/inactions contribute to looking older than you really are? I really believe that a bad attitude can make you look older.

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When your scared, how do you react? It makes me so mad, but when I'm really scared, I freeze. I don't know how my ancestors made it by freezing when a sabre tooth tiger comes running up,

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What was your crime? (google "<your name here> was arrested for") I'm proud to say I have a clean record. I am, on the other hand, apparently married to a mass murderer.

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What is the best SUV ever made? I owned a Rav4 and I loved it. Gas milage is way better than you would expect.

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What is the procedure you fear the most at the dentist? Why? Walking in the front door. I was subjected to military dentists as a child.

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If you could go down on yourself, would you? In a New York minute!

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Have you ever felt like you were above someone (figuratively)? Every time I see Jerry Springer

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What not to say to a patient on a surgery table? I slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

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What do lemmings look like? Everybody else

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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say? Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.

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What is your idea of a perfect summer day/night? Cool and rainy...I live in NC, we don't get many cool summer days.

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What are important factors in making a decision to be a working parent or stay-at-home parent? Whether the extra money you make will make up for missing family time. I am stay-at-home, and sometimes things are a little tight, but I wouldn't change a thing. Also, do you want strangers raising your kids?

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What exactly is wrong with Bill O'Reily? Because he's an ass.

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If elvis was alive what would you ask him? Where's the peanut butter?

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Do you trip over or stub your toe on the same furniture in your home even if it's been in the same place for a long time? Yup. I'm surprised I'm not dead by now!

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Do you trip over or stub your toe on the same furniture in your home even if it's been in the same place for a long time? Yup. I'm surprised I'm not dead by now!

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Is it just me or has Michael Jackson's nose has been looking weird and different over the years? What are you talking about? He looks perfectly normal to me! (Sarcasm)

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What do you think about Mondays? Good or bad day? THEY SUCK!!!

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Take a quote, and switch one word with the word 'underwear'. What did you choose? "Let them eat underwear!"

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Who else hates wikipediaed answers?? Its not even a reliable source! I won't let my daughter use it for school work. I'm afraid she'll write on an essy that America was discovered by scientologists in the year 3514.

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What is the hardest thing to explain to a toddler? irony, i tried with my 3yo, and she didn't get it until she was around 7.

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Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly? You know how guys are...they always have something to prove.

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What 3 " Items "do you Run Out of the most /quickest at home --? Toilet paper, fabric softener, and tea bags.

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Why is it so hard to find a good drummer? 'Cause they're all half nuts. Jon Bonham, Ringo, the dude from the Who...From wat I understand, it's a chore to keep them alive.

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What would your Pirate name be? (It's the name of your middle name + your favorite color and your favorite fish) ann periwinkle flounder? eeew, that pirate deserves to be keelhauled!

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What are the 1920s-30s flapper hair net-hats called? Do you mean a snood?

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If you spell your name (first and/or middle and/or last) does it spell anything? my married name doesn't, but my maiden name spells dam

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I used to have nice long naturally curly hair.Recently I cut it off. (too short!) The curls are gone!! Will they come back? If so, how long does it take? There's no telling, Trish. You would think it would, but when I cut off all my daughter's curls they never came back. Sorry!

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What is a resident camp? I think it's what we used to call sleep-away camp?

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What colour shoes, bag, jewellrey etc shall i wear with a lime green dress to a wedding? If the dress is solid, try to find shoes with the green and some other colors in them. Then, you can use the other colors in the shoes for your accessories.

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Would you rather be fat or old? Fat. You can lose weight, but when you're old, it's forever.

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I'm making cookies with some friends for a school funraiser. What kind should we make? I've got a different one for y'all. Take puff pastry, roll it flat to about 9 or 10 inches square. Sprinkle it with chopped pecans and sugar. Roll both sides to the center. Refrigerate the roll for an hour, then slice into quarter inch slices and bake at 400 degrees for about 12 minutes or until golden brown. After they have cooled, dip one of the ends into melted chocolate with...

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Capricorn with an Aquarian will the relationship last? My husband is a capricorn and I am an aries, It's supposed to be the world's worst combination, but we've been happily married for 24 years.

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What would happen if you preformed every bodily function at once? You would turn inside out.

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Im 12. right now im wearing these kiddy bras from limited 2. how can i ask my mom if i can wear a push up bra? its not that i cant talk to my mom about those things, but my mom would think its slutty to wear a push up bra. Do you really have anything to push-up? Maybe push-up is not quite what you're looking for. I'd ask your mom to take you to Victoria's Secret or Nordstroms and have a good fitting. The sales ladies can help you find the right bra that you are comfortable with and won't drive your mom around the bend.

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What age should a girl start wearing a bra? When the girl becomes self-concious about her chestal area.

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Bartending- is it standard practice to charge more when a customer orders a cocktail "tall"? I was a bartender and don't really know what "tall" means. If they mean they want more liquor or mixer to fill a taller glass, I would definately charge them more. Unless the mixer is water and they just want the drink to be a little weaker.

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We are having a very small wedding (10 people) Should we still register for gifts out of consideration for those who will not be attending? As I was writing my answer I changed my mind. You know what? Registering makes it very easy for anyone to buy a gift. Don't just stick to the china, crystal, blah, blah, blah. Get creative and register for places that have things you really want and will use. Register at online merchants, that way your friends can shop and ship in one step. Just don't put where you are...

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Doesn't it prove that spanking is unnecessary when millions of kids grew up ok without spanking? All spanking proves is that bigger people can beat up on little people.

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How do you seperate an egg to get egg whites? The best way is to crack the egg into your very, very clean hands and let the white trickle out between your fingers into a bowl while holding onto the yolk. Icky, but it works really well.

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I'm giving AB the oppurtunity to name my new goldfish. Suggestions? Sanjaya!

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How old was your child/grandchild when he/she began to say words? My daughter was silent until she was a year old, and by the time she was 18 months, she was speaking in complete sentences. She's 14 and still hasn't stoppped.

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Is it true, that ppl who care the most and try to do whatever they can to make the other one happy get hurt or miss-understood easily and why is that? I always try to treat other people with kindness and respect, and am constantly shocked at how very nice people can be.

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Why, every morning, do I wake up with a hard-on? (why the negative rating?, it's an honest question) It's a real indicator of your overall health. Many times doctors will reccomend that a guy put stamps around the base of the penis before retiring, and when he wakes, if the stamps have split (i.e. the penis has enlarged), it is considered a very good sign.

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If I decide to give up on resolving an ongoing issue in my relationship and settle will I regret it later?Will I hold resentments towards my partner? If you truly let it go, you won't be resentful later. If it keeps nibbling at you, you should iron it out with your partner.

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Any tips for a parent taking a long plane trip with 2 small children? Don't forget to take your car seats. They are a pain to drag around, but it is an extremely familiar environment in an unfamiliar situation. I did this when my daughter was 2 and the flight attendants went out of thier way to remark on what a good little flier she was.

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I'm an atheist who hasn't been baptised, but my best friends have asked me to be the god mother of their first born, I have taken this on as a great honor. I have been to church alot and have studied religion of most faith's in depth. I endevour to teach I am not religious at all, but a Godparent is someone who insures the child is raised in the family's faith. Not just academically, either. If your friends know you are an atheist and still want you to be Godmother, I'm not sure what they are thinking. For the child's sake, suggest someone faithful to thier religion and nominate yourself as "Honorary and Forever...

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What is the best anti-perspirant/deodorant for woman? I have tried everything. I will perspire under my arms and not even be hot. Help! It is so embarassing. If you want something that you can get at the grocery store, try Mitchum Unscented clear gel. It's a men's deodorant, but it works great for sweaty women.

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Why does it seem that Americans are more comfortable with violence than they are with sex? I don't know but it's crazy. My friend was mortified that her 11 year old son had seen a naked boob in a Terminator movie. I couldn't believe that in 2 hours of killing and blowing stuff up, she was freaked over a breast.

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See This One!!! What do you think if there is a website have auctions for dating girls? if you win your bid you can date the girl in the auction. Isn't that called prostitution?

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What does a girl do when on top during sex? Rotate your hips like you're riing a horse.

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Why does a person go gay? You've got to be kidding, right? You do know that a person doesn't turn gay, don't you?

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Can a woman walk during orgasm? I don't know, but I had a ton of trouble standing up during one.

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What could be the cause of recent (and frequent) indigestion? I notice my indegetion is much worse when I am heavier. Also, when I over-eat, I get hit hard. Zantec works very well. BUT, indegetion can be the sign of more serious conditions. So, if you're worried, see your MD.

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We have been together 3 years and he has cheated on me more than 5 times that i know of. I have always taken him back after taking a short break. I always feel as though i love him but i always get hurt again. Is it worth taking him back this 1 last time? It's up to you. Just ask yourself how many more times you would like to be cheated on. And, ask yourself what you would advise your daughter?

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What's the best thing someone could say to you? One time a friend of mine told me that I had the least cooties of any girl he knew. I was very touched.

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Is there anything special going on in your country? Have you heard of the United States?

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What is a good alcoholic drink for a person that has never had a drink? If you want to drink something that doesn't taste real "boozy", try a screwdriver (orange juice and vodka), it's pretty easy to get down.

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Going camping for the first time ever next weekend, any tips? Don't go! It's awful. My husband says you go camping to appreciate your own home. I don't need ashes in my dinner and bugs in my crack to know I love my home.

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I've a bought a used car from a friend and the title papers were stolen before i can registered in CA, what should i do if my friend had left state? I think you had better get up with your friend. Your story may be true but it sounds hinky. Documentation, my friend.

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Car won't turn over. New battery, headlights work, nothing else electrical works. What could be the problem? I'd vote for your cillanoid

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I work for a very big full-line retail store. Recently there was a situation where an item was marked down to an amazingly low price and were told that associates could not purchase those items even without thecompany discount. Can they do that? No. You are able to act as a customer. It sounds really fishy to me.

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Did your dog ever do a crazy thing? He once said (I SWEAR TO GOD) macaroni.

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What would you want your Valentine's Day candy heart to say? You're amazing just the way you are!

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What was the most romatic kiss you can remeber? Mine-in a haunted house. My now husband and I were broken up and this is the kiss that got us back together. In a movie-the kiss at the very end of "French Kiss".

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What will the Antichrist do, when he comes to earth? Who says he's not here already?

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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite? The Big Chill

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What are the requirements for void and voidable contracts? Jillian, are we doing your homework for you? I'm telling!

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When does a contract need to be in writing? It should always be in writing, that way you have an concrete understanding and no one can come back later and say, "I didn't say that!".

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What would you do if you had to have emergency surgery that took you out of work for 8 weeks, and the people you worked for tried to fire you for being gone and still are trying to find a reason to get rid of you after you're back? I hate to say it, but I'd look for another job. If your company has a small amount of employees, or you are not full-time, you don't have much other recourse.

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What are some things I can do to help curb my procrastination? I'll let you know in a little bit...

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What is something that is impossible? Changing the mind of a fanatic.

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When you use public restrooms, do you cover or hover? Hover for #1, and cover for #2.

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A teen was given the Mich. gov.'s old cell number and has been getting calls for him since. Did you inherit someone else's number and what troubles did you have? When we first moved to our new house, our new phone number was the old number for a house of ill repute. We used to get all types of strange calls.

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Where can I buy is rock salt At the grocery store in the pickling area.

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I just bought a convertible and HAD to have the top replaced first thing, but the interior has a musty oder from where it has been wet previopusly. How can I get rid of the smell? Activated charcoal (find in pet stores) is about the best thing I know.

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What can get tie-dye off hands and feet quickly and easily? Soap and water doesn't work. Nothing...it's dye. Time is the only remedy.

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What is your favorite line in a movie? "like a spiiiiider" -Mammy-Gone With The Wind

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What is the best way to dispose of a body? Carefuuly and at night.

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If in Islam, when a man dies for Allah, he get's 72 virgins, what does a woman get? oppressed

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Has anyone ever really gotten ants in their pants? I;m not sure, but I got stung on the arse by a bee once.

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Smoking cigarettes reduces hunger? myth or fact? It doesn't really reduce hunger...most people don't gain weight because they eat only when they're hungry. It cuts down on nibbling out of boredom and stress.

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I'm a new breeder of cavilers & im having trouble getting my stud to copulate with my female is there a way I can help them "get it on"? This is going to sound crazy, but zookeepers in China had luck showing the pandas video of other pandas "getting it on". Although where you would get cavalier porn is anybody's guess.

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Does anyone have any tips for a female road triping by herself on safety etc? Be discreet when you travel. Do not reveal more information than you have to. In a hotel, never get a first floor room, and DO NOT let the desk clerk say your room number out loud, someitmes criminals lurk around hotel desks to pre-select their victims. If someone comes to your room from the staff, check with the front desk before allowing them entry. Don't advertise you're alone....

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How can I explain to my mum without offending her that I don't want her to come on my holiday and I don't want to go on hers? You probably can't do it without offending her, so you need to make a choice on what is more important. If you do tell her, just be a kind and gentle as possible.

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If your friend invited you to church, would you go? Only if there was food afterward...

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Whats the biggest lie you came up with to get out of work? Did it work? It wasn't me, but a girl that worked for me said she couldn't come in because she'd had an abortion. I saw her the next day wearing white daisy dukes. But I fell for it.

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Our 14 year old daughter keeps asking us to sleep at her boyfriends house. We are constantly saying no to this question and she continues to tell us that all of her friends get to stay at there boyfriends house. Have the times changed that much? You are being snowed! Don't cave.

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Does likeing boobs make me lesbian It depends on what you like them for...

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What can I do with a million thimbles? Do you really have one million thimbles?

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What's the worst thing a person can say to someone who has just lost a loved one? It was all for the best.

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What dish is best served red hot? A lap dance.

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How do you teach respect? By modeling it.

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How can i make my nails grow longer without using those enamels? (home remedies that works) :P When I started taking vitamins, my nails got longer and stronger. Can't hurt.

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What is wrong with female bodybuilders? Sometimes they can be a little scary looking.

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If you were going to get a new dog,what breed would you get? Well-raised Akitas are the best dogs on the planet.

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What is the most annoying character directed towards children? I'm sorry, but I don't understand the question. I've been looking at it all night, and I still can't figure it out.

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Even though I’m a grown up I will never stop believing in ________________. Candy!!

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Is anyone from canada? No, no one actually comes from or lives in canada.

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What is the biggest miracle in your life? That the guy I fell in love with, loves me back.

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How full is your bucket? I got a hole in my bucket...

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What do you think of when you think of Germany? Beer and Nazis

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Some men of the world that have slept with a lot of women are called "Playboys", Is there a catchy non-offensive name for women too? "free-spirited"

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My parents hate my new painting, but I like it. What about you? ( http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c148/Caniepie/1-2.jpg ) I tried to look, but it said "photo not found".

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I canot wear my glasses all the time so i set them down and end up loosing them. What are some ways to prevent this issue? Always set them down in the same place. I can't keep track of anything, but I ahven't lost my glasses this way. (not yet, anyway!)

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Do you remember the tell a story game in grammar school when the teacher tells a long story to a student and they in turn have to tell it to the next one, etc ... Yeah, it's called telephone.

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What color socks do you wear with shorts and black shoes Don't wear black shoes with shorts.

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What are some of your favorite drinks to make with tequila? My husband likes tequilla gimlets. That's tequilla and lime juice, over ice. As for myself, I think it tastes like turpentine.

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Will you CHECK THIS?(add 2 lines) It seemed like it would never be light or warm again.

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What are the risks in having a cat as a pet? Cat scratch fever, a real disease. Also, if a pregnent woman changes a kitty litter box, she can cause birth defects in her fetus.

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Who are the true heroes of our society? Nurses and teachers. Too bad they can't get paid like sports "heros".

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Why do democrates support partial birth abortion? We don't "support" partial birth abortion. We just want republicans' mitts off our bodies.

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Why do some women fake orgasms? Doesn't that give their partner the impression that they are doing everything right and thus give them no incentive to become better? That's exactly right. I might lie about how much I spent on shoes, but my husband knows I will NEVER fake an orgasm.

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As a straight man/woman would you not find it flattering if a gay/lesbian man/woman, thought you were attractive? I find it fattering if anybody finds my skinny ass attarctive!

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For those who have had dental braces how long would you say it took for you to get used to them (like where it didn't annoy the hell out of you when you eat,etc) I just got mine put in today and there %@$#ing annoyin me like no other! Sweetie, you'll never really get used to 'em. About the time they stop bothering you will be time to have them tightened. Just remember to take a tylenol (if you're not allergic)before your appoitment, and milk your discomfort for every milkshake you can get. Good Luck!

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I need some party games for my 8th grade graduation ... dj, 150 kids...looking for unique ideas...and games that everyone can be involved with.... got any? You make a list of famous people that your guests will know. Each guest tapes the name of a famous person on thier forehead, so others can see who it is, but they can't see who they are. They go around and ask other guests yes-no questions about thier identity and try to guess who they are. Whe they guess correctly, they remove the paper and the first person to guess is the winner and...

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With his wife present, why does a husband tell a group of friends a negative story about his wife? 'Cause he's an idiot that never wants to have sex again!

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Is it true that 2 brown eyed parents cannot have a child with blue eyes? No, either or both of them could have a recesive gene for blue eyes. Two blue-eyed parents however, CANNOT have a brown-eyed baby.

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Did anything important happen on your birthday? Thomas Jefferson and I were born.

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What would be your last 7 words before u die? Hey you guys, come check this out!!

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How serious are you about your Religon? Not serious enough to tell other people how to live.

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When cleaning your house do you have a system? Yeah, advoidance at all costs.

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Should a guy feel bad if he never got to be a woman's "first time"? It makes me feel like nobody ever thought I was special enough to give her virginity to. I'd really appreciate women's perspectives that can help me not feel like a "second choice." Honey, if you're standing right next to another guy and get picked over then you're "second choice". Most women aren't psychic, so they don't you're out there until they meet you. I'm sure there are women that you've known that wish you had been thier "first".

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Who has been your greatest source of unconditional love? My dog Steve.

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Why did most of the hippies turn into sell outs? 'Cause they realized it was good to eat and bathe on a regular basis.

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How much should you tip your waiter or waitress when you go out to dinner? Depending on the quality of service, from bubkis to 25%.

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Is bra stuffing unhealthy? Only for your ego...

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Why can't I concentrate on my work? 'Cause you're hanging out on Answer Bag!

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Is George W. Bush a millionaire? You bet your bippy he's amillionaire!

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What flavor would you be if I took a bite of you? Mayonaise

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Why is it that black clothes are supposed to be more slimming than lighter colours? It's all about light and shadow. You don't see curves and bulges if it is all one dark color.

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Have any of you served on jury duty? I will be Monday for the first time.. How was your experience? Three times, Twice I was out in one day, but on one occasion I was in the pool for a big murder trial and was on call almost all summer.

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I received a letter from a company called Nykelis & Thomson Financial with a check for $3600. The letter said I was selected from the consumers survey poll. It said I won $62000. I have to deposit the check before they send the rest of the $ is it a scam? BEWARE!! If you get money from a stranger and you are supposed to do anything other than cash the check and enjoy it, it's a scam. If you are supposed to send ANYONE any money it is a scam! Take the check to your bank and ask them to run a check on it.

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Why is it illegal to sell organs, but okay to give them away for free? Because rich people make the rules.

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What's the funniest name you've ever heard? I swear this is a real name...I saw it in the phone book. Hobnob Jawarsky Winkle-Stinkie. I swear it's true. Elizabeth City, NC in the seventies.

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What is the best way to soothe a sunburn? Solarcane and soaking in tea.

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What is the most important quality for keeping a band together? Making sure Yoko Ono is no where around.

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Reports say that mouthwash abuse is on the rise, due to the amount of alcohol in it. Do you know anyone who has abused mouthwash? No, but when my dad was in the Coast Guard, some dudes drank shoe polish.

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What is your favorite Mexican food? Something called burrito cremoso and my friend Chrissy's amaaaazing guacamole.

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Hank Hill, Xenopobic tightarse, or a reasonable man trying to make due in an unreasonable world? He's an innocent, living in a jaded world.

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Do you believe in the terrible two's? OH yeah!

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What movie scene caused you to actually turn away and not watch the scene because it was too scary, gross, graphic or something else? Pet Cemetery. My husband was watching it when I was pregnant, and I had to leave the room.

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What fitness routine has worked best for you? Lying down...

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What would you hate to have stop working while you're using it? My cordless phone.

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If Paris Hilton came to your house what wouls you do? Call the cops.

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What is your favorite old school video game? I am the queen of centipedes.

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If the news reported your week, what would be the headline? More of the same...

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Why do you think people agree to have their face shown on "Cops"? Some people will do ANYTHING for their 15 minutes.

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What is a good career for an English major? Law. Because you read and write, and you know how to think.

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What do you wear to bed? An attitude and nothing else!

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Is it necesssary to replace an deceased dog with another one to keep company with the younger second dog in the family. We are afraid the younger will grieve -- or will she adapt? Just like you will adapt, so will the dog. Maybe start a new game or activity with him. It will help to put something new and interesting in his head.

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Does teen dating really mean anything? Does it ever amount to anything more than a bad breakup? At 19, I married my first boyfriend, and 23 years later we're still married.

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In Indiana a large percentage of the property taxes are used to fund public school systems. The parents also have to pay book rental each year. How are the public schools funded in your state? Mainly regular taxes, but here in NC we just got a lottery.

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What can kill a spider that doesn't involve physically killing it. I guess you could try breaking it's spirit by verbal abuse...

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What brand of toothpaste do you use? Do you think it's the best? Crest white effects. Its good for tea stains nad general whitening.

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How can i learn to run fast? When I was a kid, I was so slow, a kid passed me running bases. My dad used to pretend chase me around the house with my softball bat. I never got any faster. Maybe it was the "pretend" part. I knew I wasn't in any real danger.

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What do you want your family to know before you pass away? I want a cook-out instead of a funeral, and everyone that comes has to wear Hawaian shirts and Groucho glasses. Also, I want to be buried in new sweats and socks, no shoes.

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Is it a bad idea to only eat white rice for one day? Make sure you eat plenty of fiber the day before and after. Rice is pretty binding.

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Do you think I should get a motorcycle? I know they aren't as safe as the metal body of a car, but it would still be cool. My husband bought a motor cycle and the first day he rode it home from work, he wrecked it and was out of work for seven months. I'd advise no.

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Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? I'm still married to the person I lost my virginity to. So, yeah, I guess we talk.

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What is your biggest fear and have you attempted conquering it? Success or Failure? I had asthma when I was a kid, so it freaks me out to have my air cut off, for whatever reason. And snakes!

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What's something most people have in life that you never got? How do you manage without it? A cell phone...I think they are silly and pretentious.

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How do you saw a woman in half? Veeeeery carefully!

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What is a good dessert recipe for 60 egg yolks? Waaaaay too much ice cream or flan.

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What is the best phrase you'v ever heard? Question authority

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What is the number one cause of divorce in America? MONEY!!

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If someone told you that you were fat, what would your best response be? I can always lose weight, but you're gonna be a jackass forever.

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Well i got this friend who has screwed up alot drinking tokeing and stuff well he's gotten another chance with his family as long as he dose right well he's be doing good but i just found out he's smokeing weed again as a christan what do i STAY OUT OF IT!!!

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THE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED! What three things would you most like to have with you and why? My husband, my daughter, and my MP3 player.

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What is your gift to the world? My daughter and my baking skills.

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Have you ever harassed a golfer? When I was a child, my grandmother lived near a golf course. One day my cousin and I were picking up what we thought were stray golf balls. They weren't! I guess that could be considered harassment.

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I cheated. Should I tell? The only reason to tell is to make yourself feel better. You already betrayed this person. Do you really want to hurt them so you wan't feel so guilty?

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Does your mother-in-law like you? I don't think so, but the feeling is mutual.

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I sometimes feel like a professional "time waster"....what about you? I'm purely an amature...

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What is the most pain you've ever been in? 39 and one half hours of labor!

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What are some nice and unusual names for a boy? I've always like Cassidy Allen.

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Under what circumstances would you marry someone who cheated on their spouse to be with you? If I went insane...being with a cheater is not a very serene position.

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Best Movie to watch with a Date, to get them in bed? Nine and a half weeks...very sexy

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Whats the best smell in the world? Tomatoe vines in the sunshine.

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If you had one of those planes that write in the sky, what would your message be? Give 'em the benifit of the doubt

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What should you consider harassment? It's not what we think...it's what you think. If it makes you uncomfertable, and you've explained this to the person, and they don't stop--that's harassment.

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Why do you smoke cigarettes? 'Cause I enjoy it and when I smoke I don't eat.

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Is there anything I can do to help you? My laundry

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Found out by accident my wife of 10 months cheated with my best friend twice. She said they broke it off and begged for a 2nd chance when I confronted her, but I don't know if I can ever trust/be intimate with her again. Anyone with experience or advice? Once a cheat, always a cheat. Plus, with your best friend? That shows a real mean streak.

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What is 1 THING the world can do without? I strongly believe this world would be amazing without hate.

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What is your favorite hip-hop word or phrase? poo-nanny

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When your girlfriend's full of depression, anxiety and narcissism, how can you lift her out of this? YOU can't lift her out of it...this is something that she has to do on her own. Just support her with plenty of back rubs and pints of hagaan daz.

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What is your favorite thing to order in McDonalds? I love thier filet-o-fish.

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Whats your favorite way to eat potatoes? Baked, Mashed or other? I love me some tator salad...

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What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten? Snails...I felt a vein!!!

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What's your fav recipe that you get compliments on from others when you make it? My brown sugar pound cake.

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Other than jelly what else goes with Peanut Butter? - im tired of jelly/jam. Bananas!! With or without mayo.

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I've got spare eggs. What should I make with them? Don't say cookies. I'm sick of cookies. Go custard...bread pudding, french toast, pudding, home-made ice cream.

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Does anyone out there eat any weird but good food combos, like chips on a tuna sanwich? Brace yourself...saurkraut and onion dip.

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Do any of you use the "5 second rule"? Only on dry foods (and, I always blow it off).

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I ate chocolate cake for dinner- what do you think about that? Good for you!!

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What is your least favorite vegetable? Lima beans make me gag.

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What was your favorite candy growing up? Vanilla Turkish Taffy...unfortunately no longer made.

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What is one food that makes you say "yuck"? Organ meat...eeeewwwww

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Can you tell me 2 words that describe you? Impatient and impulsive.

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What game are you looking forward to the most in 2007? The president race

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How can I prevent earthworms from crawling onto the concrete floor of my screened-in porch? Put salt around the perimiter of the porch, and resalt after every rain,

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How often u've sex in a month? By myself? Or with someone else?

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What is the most important quality in a marriage after love? Friendship. You can put up with alot more from a friend than the guy with which you're sleeping.

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Is egg drop soup healthy Yup, as long as there isn't too much salt in the broth. It's basically just chicken broth with an egg white whisked into it. Enjoy!!

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Where can you find cute shoes and clothes? Three terrific stores that all are on the internet. All three have inexpensive trendy clothes and decent basics. Newport News, Delias, Forever 21 (I read that the costume designer for the Bold and the Beautiful buys tons of stuff for the show there.)

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What words bug you the most when mispronounced? I almost have a stroke every time our fearless leader says "nucular"! Can't somebody buy that man a clue?

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Does anyone else hate having their birthday? No Way!! Celebrate your birthday! Do and eat anything you want, and don't do a darn thing you don't want! And make sure you take the day off work.

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Who is the most overrated writer ever? James Patterson..Yuuuuck!

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What is a linoleum block? It's a block of linoleum, about 2 inches by 4 by 4. You cut out a scene on the block, roll ink on it, and print with it.

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What book do you think I should read? A Prayer for Owen Meaney by John Irving

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What is your favorite Kurt Vonnegut book? Breakfast of Champions

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We have a really great matress, but it stinks to high hell, probably from having been stored for so long. We've tried a gallon of Febreze, hosed it down and even put carpet deodorizer on it. Nothing works to get rid of the odor. Any suggestions? Find a plastic bag or wrap big enough for it and put it in with a couple of large plastic bags poked full of holes and filled with activated charcoal (find in the pet store). Leave a few air holes in the large bag for circulation and let it sit 'til it doesn't stink.

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Does anyone live in currituck? Yup, but don't get lost there late at night...

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Is there any way of communicating with babies? Just like with animals, you can communicate with babies by tone of voice and watching for cues.

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How do ya make fluffy eggs? DO Not add anything but salt and pepper right before you add them to the pan. The secret is to blend the eggs with a hand blender until they are foamy, scramble slowly in plenty of butter, and remove from the pan when they are still moist.

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Is there anyhting in your oven right now? Only a couple of spills...

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Favorite alcoholic beverage, drink or mix? The absolutely best pina colada on the planet--just remember 1-2-3. 1 part rum (or vodka for an amazing Chi-Chi) 2 parts coco lopez or other brand coconut cream 3 parts pineapple juice Shake with ice or blend and serve over cracked ice. For a delicious heart attack, blend with a few scoops of high quality vanilla ice cream.

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My girlfriend lets guys touch her and hit on her. She doesn't listen when I tell her to stop. Is this considered cheating? Do you just tell her to stop, or do you tell her it hurts you? If she knows that she is hurting you and keeps doing it, she is not only untrustworthy, she is cruel. Do you really want to offer your heart to a cruel person? If so, don't ever plan on feeling safe or calm.

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My girlfriend lets guys touch her and hit on her. She doesn't listen when I tell her to stop. Is this considered cheating? Sorry, I hit the submit button twice...

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How does one cope when your man cheats on you and u decide to stay in the relationship and now he is ensecure that you will cheat on him Honey... He cheated on you and doesn't trust YOU? Does that really make any sense to you? Ask yourself this; what would you tell your daughter to do? Her Mom deserves the same. You will never be truly happy and secure with this man. If you can't find joy and serenity in your most intimate relationship, it will diminish your entire life. it is better to be alone than with someone...

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