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Donald trump has a new"vanity" licence plate it says_________________?
"THE-DON"
"TRMPALL"
"BILIONS"
"PROFITS"
"EARNMAX"
"MO-MUNY"
"CASHFLW"
"SEL4MOR"
"OWN-ALL"
... How many letter/number spaces are on a U.S. plate? In Canada it is 7, most of the other answers are too long to fit on a plate.
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One common thing between rich and poor?
Same home planet, same genetic species, same civilization.
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What is something you would absolutely hate to do or to redo that takes at least a year to do? For instance, repeating the 10th grade.
I would hate to be demoted from a 7th degree black belt down to a new beginner white belt!
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Does "Thou shall not kill" apply to people in the miltary?
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are three religions that share this commandment and the same God that commanded it. The commandment is supposed to apply to all humans, and if all humans were faithful believers and devout followers, then the world would be united and there would be no military, as God would protect the entire united planet.
Since I do not believe, I feel that such ridiculous...
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What can you do with ice cream?
Ice cream makes excellent bait for attracting a grizzly bear, just remember to get the "firing squad" into place before splashing a bit of ice cream around and leaving a full pail open in a clearing, next to the big scratched tree marking his territory.
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Why does God demand, seek, or request that we worship Him?
According to Zeus and the ancient Greek pantheon of gods, humans were created so that their prayers would feed the immortality of the gods ... without worship, the gods would slowly weaken, lose their powers and their immortality, and fade away, then die ... like making them starve to death by not worshipping.
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Can you post a funny pic ?
Browse this ...
http://www.joe-ks.com/
This site has vast amounts of joke or humourous photos.
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How deep is your love or hate for guns? Why?
I just have a slight dislike of the noise, and a slight dislike of the smell of burnt gunpowder.
I neither love nor hate guns. I am a very skilled marksman and a former Artillery sergeant.
I just prefer swords, knives, and other cutting edge weapons because they are quiet and not ammo dependant.
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Worst Superhero ever?
... here is a second, better answer! ... "Speedo-Man"
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How often do you "plead the fifth"? ;-)
Never ... Canadians can not get away with it.
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now is the time to ............
__spread wisdom to everyone, everywhere, around the world, like a plague!
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What's another way of saying "You're ugly"?
"Unencumbered by the burden of beauty"
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What would be a catchy name for a handyman company?
"Red Green Handyman Haven" (If you have not seen the Red Green show, you won't understand).
http://www.redgreen.com/
"Masterworks Handiness Inc."
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Do you think that two girls kissing is hot, or disgusting?
No.
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I woke up extremely depressed. You guys should tell me jokes or stories, anything to lighten my mood. Thanks a bunch! :)
Just got this in an email ... so I'm adding a second answer ...
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New Mexico Chilli Cook off:
If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you.
This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chilli cook-off in New Mexico.
Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third...
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which is the nearest airport to where you live?
Montreal Island has a major international airport, numerous helicopter airports (some just on roof-tops), a small test flight runway at the Bombardier company that makes aircraft, and three small float plane waterway airports. The closest one to my home is the "Rivière des Prairies Water/Air Port" ... it is just a few blocks closer than the Cartierville/Bombardier airport ... I am NOT counting...
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What's the stupidest sentence you've ever heard in your life?
... at a line up of trucks waiting to unload at a double loading dock ...
"Go ahead, and back up to the left, right there."
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post a pic of you as a kid?
I am with my older sister.
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Can you add to this "crazy phonetic spelling" list, once you understand the pattern?
That is "K" as in KNIFE!
That is "W" as in WYVERN!
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In summer, what temperature do you set your air conditioner thermostat on?
When I come home to a hot house above 28°C inside, I turn the little AC box in the window on to MAX-cold and MAX-fan ... and the indoor temperature will drop quickly, then, when the temperature inside gets to around 23°C or 24°C, I turn it down and set it to MIN-cold and MIN-fan ... eventually, the temperature will slowly drop to around 21°C or 22°C ... then I turn it off.
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Are you a smart rich programmer who makes a lot of money and makes money with programming and are better than everyone else?
Smart, yes.
Rich, no. I rarely earn more than $30,000.00 in a year.
Programmer, yes ... and computer systems analyst.
Make money programming, yes, ... some, IF/when I can get a short term contract from a person or a business that needs custom software.
Better than everyone else, no ... better than some, yes, worse than some, yes ... just as human as anyone.
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are you afraid of trees?
... only during hurricanes, when trees are falling down and crushing things, or major forest fires ... otherwise, NO.
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Atheists and non denominational theists, if you HAD to be a part of an organised religion what would you be?
The "Tao-Zen Buddhist" version is somewhat agnostic with no worship, no prayers, no rituals, and no specific God given commandments ... believing that there MAY or may not have been a "Great Maker" but then after creation, if He even exists, He left us alone and returned to Heaven and now does nothing to interfere, not even watch, it is like He is no longer there/here or aware of us at all. He...
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Worst Superhero ever?
Kimba, the "super intelligent" white lion that protects parts of Africa's Savannah and surrounding jungle area.
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Name three things I would find in your bedroom?
1. Ninjato
2. Shuriken
3. Kubotan
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Do bow hunters ever hunt anything besides deer?
Yes.
Moose, caribou, bear, boar, wolves, and many others ... even target practice on gophers.
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Is there an example of a religion other than Christianity successfully used to make a moral case against an oppressive government?
Yes.
Take your pick, history is filled with oppressive power seeking leaders that were resisted or overthrown by believers and followers of various religions, from before written history even started, right up to the present. Many of the oppressors were of one religion, while the resisters were of another religion, making a religious war between the two before the success.
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How can I satisfy my wife sexually with my unusually small penis?
... learn how ...
This is NOT a porn site, it is actually a site for a barely known branch of Tai Chi!
http://www.multi-orgasmic.com/
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I know its mostly Americans on her,but does anyone want to comment on the UK coming second to last on Euro song contest ? sat evening ?
Too bad for the UK, go Sweden !!! I'm Canadian, of Swedish/Norse ancestry.
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Is there anybody from history that demonstrated personal qualities that you yourself aspire to?
Yes.
Prince Siddhartha Gautama, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_28_Buddhas
Lao Tzu.
Tanaka.
Tokugawa.
Lee Jun Fan.
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How do I get Hong Kong into a democratic government?
"Doi la, ni bu fu shim ma?"
Either brainwash all Chinese in China into your way of thinking, or go to war and conquer all of China, then set up what ever government you think may survive international pressures.
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whats the best thing to wash horrible tasting medicine down with? Blergh, yuck!
Start by absorbing and wiping taste-able traces of it from your tongue and inside of your mouth by eating a mouthful or two of plain steamed rice, that is just a bit dry, or maybe some dry bread, or crackers, ... be sure to swish the dry food all over the inside of your mouth to get all of the taste-able traces soaked up and swallowed, then wash that down with plain cool water.
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Do you consider yourself an athlete, a wannabe athlete ( in really good shape) or other?
"Athlete/Athletic" ... but not "Sportive"
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Haha in one word describe your TYPO skills:-)?
"Rairlee!"
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where ( city and country) were you living when you were a teenager? was life good?
Mostly Red Deer, Alberta, Canada ... yes.
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hey check out______________? what yer think?
__this comedy/humour website. I think it really is the Internet's largest source of humour.
http://www.joe-ks.com/
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Have you ever caused another person to have a permanent scar? If so, how did it happen?
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Yes.
I was forced to defend myself from three armed attackers/muggers that wanted my money.
I deliberately crippled all three so they would spend the rest of their lives in wheelchairs, then sent them to prison. The one that had a small revolver, I broke his fingers/wrist, and made him shoot himself in the foot, ankle, and leg just below the knee. I grabbed the knife guy's knife hand and...
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Does our diet, nutrition and lifestyle effect the health of our hair as well as our bodies?
Yes.
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Do you think you could take my breath away?
Maybe ... I do know exactly how to poke the nerve pressure points to temporarily stun and overload the nerves that control the diaphram and intercostal muscles, to inhibit breathing, so as to stop an attacker from continuing their attack, by making them suddenly stop to gasp and struggle for air.
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I woke up extremely depressed. You guys should tell me jokes or stories, anything to lighten my mood. Thanks a bunch! :)
... browse and bookmark this ... my favourite humour site ...
http://www.joe-ks.com/
__________
... here is an amusing poem for those down under ...
'Twas the night before Christmas; there wasn't a sound.
Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around.
We'd left on the table some tucker and beer,
Hoping that Santa Claus soon would be here;
We children were snuggled up safe in our beds,...
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Telephone or text, which do you prefer?
I vastly prefer to use my cell phone for voice calls ONLY. I have never sent or received a text message and do not want to start.
Even with my computer, I prefer to use video teleconferencing to both see and speak with friends/family as my preferred method of communication ... or perhaps a full length email, with files and photos attached, but no short "txt msgs" !!!
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What is the greatest intellectual pursuit?
... full enlightenment.
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everybody wants____________?
__to have clear air to breathe.
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Do you hate Microsoft Vista with all your heart
and soul? One other question.
Not quite, no ... I just "dislike" ALL Microsoft software and operating systems, so I use Linux.
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Which character from a novel would you most like to be?
Chiun, the reigning master of Sinanju.
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Was MTV around when you were a kid?
No, that came much later ... (I was born in the 1950s).
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Do religious questions and discussions make this site more interesting or just ignore them?
I check them out, then ignore most, but join/answer a few.
There are a few questions about religion that actually want religious information to help clarify an understanding. These are the ones I may actually answer.
Most of the religious questions, however, are little more than bait for the asker's trap, in the hopes of causing/inducing rage, anger, and arguments ... like the silly loaded...
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Who likes rock n roll music here?
You are not a nice Randy.
I only want nice Randys to ask this question.
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What is that one thing which is required to change the world?
Time.
The entire universe is in a state of entropy.
This means that change is inevitable and unavoidable.
Staying the same is an impossibility.
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I am new to Answerbag, would anyone be kind enough to tell me how one acquires friends? Thank you.
Be careful what you say about yourself, but please start by putting some information in your profile, so other users can have something to help them decide IF they even want to be your friend.
Check a few profiles of other users, read at least some of what is there and click "add as friend", if you like what you read.
Then they will check your profile and either choose to confirm and agree or...
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Sad but you know its true, what is something that you will NEVER accomplish?
I will never be able to ski quickly through a slow revolving door.
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Do you believe there is an infinite number of parallel universes where every possibility exists?
No.
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Who is your favourite character from literature and why?
"Gilgamesh"
... he was an ancient epic demi-god and the main character in a VERY old book.
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Do you know of a good poetry website ?
Yes, but not in English ...
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Your favorite color?
"Midnight Shimmer"
A car paint colour, deep high gloss black with silver metal flakes and small sparkly multi-coloured crystal shards, covered with a clear hard protective coat.
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if you was gonna be in a science fair what would you like to invent or what would you like to present?
... my fully functional mini scale model of a working terraform atmosphere maker, that takes crushed waste rock from mining and makes breathable air ... for colonists on Mars!
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Did you grow up watching hockey?
No.
I am a very rare Canadian minority who blasphemously ignored the religion of Canadian Hockey!
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Is there a website like AB but without the religiously afflicted?
Not on this planet, NO!
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What can I bring to a "Drink till you puke" party this Memorial Day weekend?
Fermented ipecac.
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My computer keyboard is really messed up. What's wrong?
Time to get a bigger hammer and HIT this key to continue ... after getting a new keyboard.
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How can i make a Grammah nazie pull there hair out
Repeat this to them, over and over, again and again.
Good Grammar is Important
1.. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2.. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3.. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4.. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5.. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)
6.. Also, always avoid adding any annoying...
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Can we construct flying vehicles? [technologically speaking]
Yes.
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Can you stay awake for 24 hours? Honest?
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Yes, and more ... some military war games exercises test to see how many can remain awake and in simulated combat for a full week ... most barely make it to the fifth day then fall asleep, about 1% or slightly less make it the whole week.
It can take another week to get the brain chemistry back to normal.
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Do we really need a third "Men in Black" movie?
Must have? ... No.
Should have? ... Maybe, depends on point of view.
Could have? ... Yes!
Personally, I like the setting, characters, and general story-line concepts. I liked the first two movies, so I see no real reason to not make the story a trilogy by releasing a third M.I.B. movie.
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Who here has ever played games online and wanted to get paid for it?
... back in the early days of online gaming, when Windows 95 was still very new, I actually did work as a programmer hired to be a beta tester for a soon to be released online game.
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How do you address the person who delivers your mail? mailman, postal worker by their name or other?
L'aporteur des courriel
Letter carrier
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How do you react to stress? shut down?
I use the ancient Taoist methods known and proven to transform stress into vitality.
http://www.universal-tao.com/archives/freebook.pdf
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Greatest few albums of the 1960s (and, ok, up until 1972)? (Sticky Fingers, Let It Bleed, Who's Next)
Pink Floyd, Piper at the Gates of Dawn ... 1967
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Do you read a regular newspaper of some kind? What is it?
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No.
... now online news only, no actual paper.
http://montreal.ctv.ca/ ... local news
http://slashdot.org/ ... news that matters
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This is where ____________ .
... written on the wall of a toilet stall in Paris, France.
"Historical point of interest.
This is where Napoleon
pulled his Bonaparte."
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What are your favorite three letter names?
Lee Jun Fan (Bruce Lee's real name) ... Jun Fan means Little Dragon.
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Describe what your mailbox looks like? How often do you check it?
Ours is not a box. It is a small envelope slot on/in our front door.
It is covered/closed with a shiny brass plate that is spring loaded and has the French word 'curriel' on it (this is a French first, English second, Canadian province I'm in).
I check the floor in the front entrance-way for mail every time I return/enter the house.
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Is gold and silver going up or down? Is it wise to sell or invest?
The best way to make money from the stock market, including buy/sell metals like gold and silver, is to pay very close attention to the many tiny fluctuations that occur each day. There are stock market watching softwares that connect to many data bases for current real time changes, get and use one of these softwares. Then rather than just buy and hold for weeks or years, you buy and sell and...
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Do you like space, outter space, and space like words?
Yes.
I like them so much that I have multiple university science degrees, including Masters degrees in both Astronomy and Cosmology.
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Are men smarter than women?
This type of generalization can not be accurately answered.
Both genders have geniuses and both genders have moronic idiots.
You could pick two individuals, one from each gender, and give them a competitive test, but that would only indicate which of those two individuals was smarter, not all of the gender. So, unless you want to pay for accurate testing of absolutely every single human on...
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Have you ever heard a dog barking backwards?
Not quite, no ... just a recording that was played backwards, and some electronic sound effects.
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What does WTF mean ?
It is either the letters that stand for 'The World Trade Federation' or it is a profane slang expression of puzzlement and confusion 'What The Ffkk'.
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What's your biggest issue with churches? (not the religious aspect but the churches themselves)
For many Christian churches and cathedrals, I have to laugh at the way the builders broke commandments by decorating with statues, stained glass, and many other graven images.
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Have you ever had sex with one of your spouses family members? How did it happen? Do u still do it?
Yes.
My ex's sister was a lesbian that wanted children. After a long discussion, I agreed to be her sperm doner, and we had procreational sex to make two children, born Feb.1992 and Oct. 1994.
No.
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Briefest answers possible...what are your "pet peeves"?
Moronic 'know-it-alls'
Physically and mentally inferior people with extreme arrogance and egomania.
Giving government contracts to the lowest bidders, instead of to the most skilled and highest quallified who will do the best job possible.
Religious extremists.
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If you had a native american name what would it be? :)
I do, actually ... the High Plains Cree of Canada's Yukon Territories made me a cerimonial blood brother and gave me the name 'Lone White Wolf' ...
'Ka Peyakot Mahihkan Wâpastim'
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Give me the best racial jokes you got! =D (Just for fun)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid the street gang of idiot racists on that one side of the road.
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what is the best to say: Man is looking at the sand at what was left of the written phrase.
Insults should be lightly and quickly scratched into the sand, while compliments should be deeply and lovingly carved into great stone monuments.
Old Arab proverb.
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Can you name a legitimate business that thrives on the misery of others?
Yes.
In professional sports, and in professional sports gambling, there is a mix of winners thriving and losers suffering miserably.
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Do you participate in volunteer work or give financially to a charity? Why/why not?
I do give time and effort, but I absolutely will never give money.
Currently, every Wednesday and every Friday, I drive a truck for two food banks that give food to the poor and needy. I go to our local donated food main inspection and distribution centre, load the truck, return to the food bank, and unload. Other volunteers then divide it into bags for the people we give it to.
As a...
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what is something you cant resist?
For now, "Gravity" but I'm working on it!
... breathing and pulsing ...
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Dont ignore __________?
__what your senses are trying to tell you about yourself.
__the judge's ruling!
__the warning signs!
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Do you find it amazing that PEZ® candy and dispensers are still being made and sold?
No.
2,700 years before Christ was born, the ancient Egyptians invented the screw for attaching/fastening ... yet still today NAILS are made, bought/sold, and used, even though nails have been obsolete tools, out performed by screws, for well over four thousand years!
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How many pairs of twins do you know?
8 male/male, 3 female/female, and 2 male/female, for a total of 13.
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Fav Sally Field movie ?
Smokey and the Bandit (1977).
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You wake up one morning and find a fully-assembled/functional INTERROSSITER in your living room. What do you do with it?
Study it, analyze it, learn what it does and how ... then write an ad and sell it on eBay!
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What's the fastest speed you've driven in a car?
247 km/h., in a rented Datsun on the German Autobahn.
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What is your favorite rhyme? Here's one of mine ;)
Mary had a little sheep,
and with the sheep she would sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
and Mary had a little lamb!
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Is it possible that someone earnt a degree or a diploma and never got the job in the field that they studied for?
It is not a requirement to work in any field that you have studied.
I have a Ph.D. in math and degrees in chemistry, physics, astronomy, and cosmology,... I would like to travel in space and work to make a colony on Mars or the Moon, but I teach self defence and write down to Earth software ... check my profile.
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How to gain knowledge and wisdom
"Studying things, objects, devices, and machines will bring intelligence, studying other people, cultures, languages, and ways of life will bring knowledge, but only by studying yourself will you gain wisdom and enlightenment." Buddha.
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Do you know enough Binary to ask where the bathroom is?
Yes, hexadecimal, and low level machine language Assembler code too.
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What is printed on your favorite sweatshirt?
"My English has
with trouble, but
I French very well!"
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Do you watch Big Bang Theory and laugh like an idiot? (because I do)
Not exactly, no ... I do watch the show, and I do laugh, but I have 2 Bachelors degrees, 2 Masters degrees, and a Ph.D., as well as being a Mensa member ... so I do not laugh like an idiot, I laugh like a genius!
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Name an emotive container concept and theological noncognitivism that was created to give an answer to the unanswerable questions?
"God works in mysterious ways!"
"God only knows."
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what's a good comeback if someone say's : ''Why are you wearing that?''
... so the band can play a polka while I strip ...
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Remember the genre of jokes called "moron jokes?" One I remember is in the description that follows.
... like this ...?
"Our math teacher is a moron. None of his students are therapists, yet he always wants them to solve his problems ... he always wants us to try to find his X, but everyone around here knows, she is gone for good and is never coming back!"
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Do Canadians tend to get insulted when they're called "Canucks?"
Very few of us do, only the Canadians that are both extreme hockey fans and haters of the Vancouver hockey team. Since that hockey team is called the Vancouver Canucks, haters of that team also hate being called a Canuck ... these are the only ones insulted.
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What is the logo or print on your favorite t-shirt?
... just got a new one with this ...
"Dear Calculus,
I am not a therapist, so
stop asking me to solve
your problems, and your
X is not coming back, so
stop looking for her!"
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when was the last time you milked a cow :-) ? ever done that?
... summer of 1968, before my mother's two sisters and their families decided to go all grain farming and sell all of the animals on the old Saskatchewan homesteaded farm that my great grand parents settled.
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what would you say was one of the biggest mistakes made in history? thoughts?
... organizing religions to help control the masses.
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Should Amtrak be expected to operate at a profit? Does the Interstate Highway system operate at a profit?
Blending some capitalist and some socialist aspects is what any good North American government should do. In this way, certain things that are needed by the nation, can and will be provided. Some will operate at a profit, so their profit may go to pay for other things that are not profitable. The tricky balancing act for the government is to carefully select the right amount of socialism and...
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Can an atheist be a Christian?
While a person may be many things and change many times throughout an entire life time, it is not possible to be both an atheist and a Christian at the same time, NO.
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Is there a Dr in the house ?
I have a Ph.D. in Math, so, technically my name gets a "Dr."
... but I am a number doctor, not a medical one!
LOL.
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On the grand scale of human achievement, what do you consider mankind's most profound accomplishment?
We left our home planet for the first time and we walked on our moon!
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Why dont I know you ??
Simple ... we have not yet spent enough (any) time together for real.
I am here in Montreal, Canada ... and you are there in Australia.
The one time I visited my relatives at their family's big fruit farm near Nambour, Queensland, you were not there.
If you really want to know me, we could message each other here, email, even video-teleconference ... or you could visit.
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When an atom tears (nuclear explosion) is it destroyed? Or does the atom simple transform into something else?
We used to think that atoms were the smallest things ... then the neutrons, protons, and electrons were smallest ... while we are not yet finished learning about matter, we now know that there are even smaller pieces of matter ... we know that when an atom is separated, torn, or exploded apart, the many parts of the atom still remain ... they may stay separated, or they may combine with other...
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Why there are so many foreigners learn Chinese at Mandarin Garden in Shanghai?
While English is a popular language in more countries world wide, Mandarin is the language spoken by more individual humans than any other language world wide. Exact reasons for choosing to learn Mandarin may vary from person to person, but for some reason, "they want to" learn.
For me personally, I chose to make Mandarin my 5th of six languages because I study and teach martial arts and I...
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Is having hope essential or inconsequential? Who decides? Why?
Essential !!!
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Whats a good website where i can find cool pictures. Like OneStopHumor Or Memecenter. Or Meaningful Pictures.
For humourous pictures, ...
http://www.joe-ks.com/
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Of all the events in human history, which one do you consider the most profound?
We left our home planet for the first time, and walked on our moon!
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why are people such idiots ?
Because, the hardest gift to give is and will always be, wisdom!
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Can you name a ring or a kind of ring?
Yes.
"Rubber Ring Gasket"
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How much do you pay to ride on public transit where you live?..I Puerto Vallarta it is 6.5 pesos (less than a US nickel).
$3.00 Canadian gets you a single trip with a two hour transfer time limit, here in Montreal, so you can transfer between buses, subways, and more buses for two hours.
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Why do people say Christianity and Judaism are monotheistic when the Old Testament mentions other gods?
They say those are monotheistic because those religions only claim that a single God is God and that people should only worship, pray to, and follow the one God, and denounce all of the other gods. The other gods mentioned are not the one God people are supposed to follow, at least not according to them.
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Do you have any special skill?
Yes, several ... check my profile.
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What's something that's really amazing?
Buddhist Breathareanism ... the learned skill ability to breathe, absorb some small amounts of nitrogen, and transform it into a crude nitrous-protein ... to "eat air" ...
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What movie remake or sequel was better than the first?
"The Day the Earth Stood Still" ... remake was better.
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Did Buddha have superpowers?
Sort of yes and no ...
He had many developed abilities that were superior or above normal, but nothing super/god like.
His levels of awareness and enlightenment were beyond normal people's, and he taught a breathing method that could absorb and transform small amounts of nitrogen into a crude nitrous protein, thereby getting some food directly from air. Buddha did not walk on water, raise the...
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What would you rate Jerry Lewis as a comedian,1-10?
... about a 4.2, he is mildly amusing but he is far from hilarious.
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Would you live on a isolated island for 1 year for $2,000,000?
Yes, depending on which island where with what type of weather/climate ... and with a minimal but adequate survival kit and first aid kit, ... and a "use once to call for extraction" communications device in case of extreme emergency (use it and they will rush in to save you, but you lose the 2M$).
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Where's my brane?
... probably where you left it, or did you drop it, again?
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Do you prefer a square shovel or pointed shovel? Why?
Depends ... different tools for different jobs ...
For just shovelling fine sand or snow, a square mouth is much better.
For digging in mixed soil, stones, and for cutting roots, a pointier spade with a blade/saw edge is better.
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If you can time travel to the past, where would you go and why? Despite possible outcomes in the future, or any random time traveling theory
I would just send a fleet of spy satellites and a swarm of tiny insect size robot listening/recording devices to secretly orbit/wander, observe, and record all Earth's history from a low orbit ... from about 15,000 B.C. ... to record the entire lives of every human from the dawn of our earliest beginnings of our civilizations.
I would not want any actual interference with history, just more...
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Are you controlling the mind or are you being controlled by the mind ?
... are you a figment of my imagination, or am I one of yours?
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If its so cool to add .:) to questions and comments here then ..::)) must be awesome..... right?
Then this "Smiling Dragon" is Mega-Awesome!
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What do you need to be trained in ?
I know acupressure massage therapy, now I am ready to be trained in Acupuncture.
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if i was born in 1966 wat year will i graduate high scool
Depends ...
A fast learner that skips grades could graduate by as early as 1976, it has been done in ten years.
A child that dies too soon never graduates. Likewise with a child that rebels excessively and refuses to learn, they too will never graduate. Likewise with some certain learning disabilities, these people too will never graduate. Likewise with some who choose to drop out of school...
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Do you know anybody called Sergio
Yes ...
"Vladimir (the Spike) Spykantoi and Sergio (the Surge) Romanoff" are famous former KGB computer hackers that ran "Spikes 'n Surges BBS" back in the dial-up modem and DOS days before Windows-95.
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What have you given to life so far?
3 children.
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What's something stupid that most women do?
Wander and graze slowly, rather than hunt fast.
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Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not?
Laws vary world wide, and laws change as people and the societies they live in change.
Yes and no, depending on where in the world and what type of society ... in strict Islamic nations such as Iran, it is not legal and should not be legal ... here in Canada, it is legal and should be legal.
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Pack your bags..We're going to ____?
__colonize Mars !!!
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What is something that is more difficult than most people think it is?
... Both gathering and spreading both health and wisdom.
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Where to go for adventure tour in India during this summer holiday?
Most of India is very HOT in the summer, so try the cooler tour of India's north-east, the Bengali Highlands and mountain top temples on the trail to the Tibetan Plateau.
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How many times did Kirk threaten to blow up the ship?
... just these two ...
In 2268, episode: "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield".
In 2285, movie: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.
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Which is the most popular food in USA?
Statistics show that corn is the number one food and food ingredient in the U.S.A., with potatoes and rice coming in second and third.
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What is the best exercise to make your belly flat?
Chi Kung ...
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I'm 19 years old. How can I get a ride in a Rolls Royce or something like that?
Hire a limo-service for a single trip ... only slightly more expensive than a regular taxi!
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Does your job make you sweaty?
One of the two does sometimes.
I teach self defense and I write software.
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how would you take control of a PARTY ?
If you want some thing done right, call the professionals.
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When is the right time to smoke a cigarette?
Only on your 180th birthday, but only if accompanied by both parents, and they both consent.
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What's the best book you've ever read?
Advanced MASM/TASM ... an excellent textbook for low level machine code Assembler programming.
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Can you by yourself make a difference on this planet?
Yes.
Because of me, my Ph.D. thesis, and the few dozen people and their theses right before and right after me, there are encryption algorithms that allow online credit card transactions and secure data transfer.
I have taught many people some martial arts health secrets of the healing warrior, and these health secrets have changed the lives of them and their whole families.
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Do you pay money to play the games on Facebook???
No.
I only play Sim Social to be able to help my daughter. It is one of the free games, but there are things you can only get in the game by buying them with SimCash. I play without those items.
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Will you please choose the right:
You must piss around in the dark street or mustn't do it never!
You must do what it takes ... it is a dog eat dog world.
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What has Chuck Norris done that makes him so popular???
He won a large number of martial arts tournaments over the years. He made a bunch of martial arts movies and some TV show, as well as some commercials.
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Every woman could use a __________?
... skilled gemmologist and diamond jeweller.
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The most complex topic you've ever encountered?
"Emotion" ...
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Is this the first thing in Space worth a multi billion-dollar flight?
Its a long WALK, better pack a lunch! LOL.
No, it is not even the first, nor largest. There are a few mostly carbon/diamond star fragments.
http://www.spacetoday.org/DeepSpace/Stars/WhiteDwarfs/LucyDiamondStarWhiteDwarf.html
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Would you rather travel or stay close to home?
6 languages and 28 countries so far ... Travel More !!!
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What's your answer to... where are you?
Ping! ... I'm right here (IP address) and you are right there (IP address)!
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If you had to give your life a soap opera name, what would it be?
Professor Peterson, in ... "As the Lessons Are Learned".
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Are you going to give me cash or a money order ?
I prefer gold coins, and favour Krugerrands, but if you want cash, just name the nation's currency.
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I'm looking for a good book to read. Any suggestions? My favorite genres are historical fiction and fantasy, but I'm open to anything.
"Gilgamesh" falls into your category.
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What is something you've done that you consider a major accomplishment?
... passed the Third Enlightenment of Kan and Li.
... earned a 7th degree black belt in Tanaka-Ryu Ninjitsu.
... earned a Ph.D. in Math.
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If you could have a room full of any one thing, what would you choose?
A room filled with 50 carat flawless diamonds would be nice.
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What/who comes to your mind when I say 'naughty'?
"Woo-Hoo with a Sim Social Naughty Friend" on the Facebook game.
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We need a new word for ____________ .
"marriage" ... so the religious can have their "holy union between a man and a woman" and the same sex couples can have their "Legal civil union" ... then both groups can have their joined couples without sharing the same word for the different types of joining.
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I hacked the Pentagon, and I have all this information. What should I do next?
Prepare to surrender to the covert retrieval team that is already enroute!
... Surrender! ... do NOT make them have to call "the cleaners!"
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What's a musical answer to the musical question "Devil or Angel?"
"Angel, but don't let the name fool you!"
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Have you ever known a Dragon
Wong Jun Fan, is a man I know, his name "Jun Fan" just like Bruce Lee's, means Little Dragon.
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What will be your "Death Row" special meal?
... just a nice light snack!
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Why do Buddhists shave their heads?
Mimicry ...
As one progresses through the various stages of internal control and enlightenment, internal energy levels rise ... and as one learns to absorb static and transform it into Chi, one begins the self induced process of total skin hair electrolysis from constant/frequent static zaps to yourself from the ground and from the air ... Buddha was said to have been a very hairy young...
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what would you want to finish once and for all?
... the achieving of full enlightenment for the entire human race.
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if a Troll attacked another Troll who would win?
... everyone else!
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Honor__________________
Honour, respect, duty.
If you are going to limit your vocabulary and your life, try limiting to these three words.
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i have a green dress, the colour is a mid green, what colour shoes should i wear with them
Black, white, gray, or emerald.
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Lions, tigers and bears oh my which of those would you rather face and why?
Bear (except polar bear).
Bears are much easier to scare away with loud noises and spray repellents.
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in three words or less:-) can you describe your childhood?
Born, lived, grew.
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What begins at home?
"Exploitation begins at home."
From the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.
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The worst word ?
...
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What would you give a member of royalty to eat if they came to your house for tea/dinner?
... an Imperial Omelette, with some Ling Zhi and Chang Shen Bu Lao tea (honey and lemon on the side).
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What satisfies your hunger?
... an indulgent feast.
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What is the best opening line from a rock song?
(ok..any song..even country
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"There's a lady who's sure
all that glitters is gold,
and she's buying the stairway to heaven."
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Is being gay bad? please don't copy and paste Bible verses
Technically, the only real/truly bad thing about it is the fact that it is not possible for two of the same gender to reproduce, so homosexuality for ALL of the race is a path to extinction of the race. As for individuals being homosexual, my opinion is that there is nothing wrong with that. As long as there are still some heterosexuals, the only things wrong with homosexuality are only opinion...
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Do you play dungeons and dragons?
I used to, a lot, back in the 1970s to early 80s ... a bit in the 90s ... but the last D&D session I played was paused almost 14 years ago and we never got around to resuming our play.
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Do you keep a GUN in/atop (or near) your bedside nightstand, where you can quickly grasp it in an emergency situation?
No.
As an ex-military combat instructor, I could easily get the guns and permits and I could keep guns where ever, but I choose to not have any fire arms. There are, however, several throwing knives, several shurikens, and a fine Ninjato sword on my bed's headboard, and many more bladed weapons throughout the home.
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Have you answered more questions on AB, or have you ask more questions?
I answer more than one hundred for every one that I ask.
This is not "Askbag" ... this is "Answerbag" ...
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What happens when you type in a heart emoticon on AB...does it show up when you post...you know this ,"
The ability to post special characters sort of depends on your operating system, browser, and the main language you use. For different ones, there are different ways to insert and post these special characters. Sometimes they will allow a direct "Alt-code" entry, some times this is blocked and you need to copy/paste from a character map. There is always a way to display them, you just need to...
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Name something that would be a handy improvement on the human body?
Increase senses ...
vision - a bit more into the infrared and ultraviolet.
hearing - a bit more into the subsonic and ultrasonic.
smell - increase to the same sensitivity as a bloodhound.
touch - more sensitive than the most sensitive blind Braille speed reader.
taste - more sensitive than the best connoisseur/taste-tester.
... and of course, a denser set of sensor nerves and an alter part of...
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The most difficult thing to do ?
... both gather and spread wisdom!
... or ski Quickly, through a Slow revolving door. . . . LOL
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Go to google.Type"your AB username" \space\ "on ANSWERBAG".what was the question in the first result¿
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/126890
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What surprises people about you?
Most of my details surprise many people.
Most are most surprised that I am a real Ninja.
... then they are surprised to learn what a real Ninja actually is/does.
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Will you ever belong to me ?
No.
Since the abolition of slavery, no one is supposed to own any one else.
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Name a song with Space-age theme?
Klaatu "Around the Universe in 80 Days"
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What old timey words of phrases would you like to see make a comeback ?
"Young whipper snappers."
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Pick a number, any number... (See Description)
1 > [{(1/r)/(ΩL)}-(1/ΩC)] > 0
... it is a variable number that is always between zero and one.
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What's another way to say "Go away"?
"Take Off, Eh!"
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If you were given $10 million dollars, and had to spend all of it in 1 hour, could you do it?
I could make a call, make a quick verbal agreement in principal, quickly put it in writing while he comes over, sign it and enter into a contractual obligation, then make the transfer of payment ... maybe in under an hour ... but to get what I paid for, and to quietly make it all "disappear" so there is nothing left of the ten million, that will take a lot longer!
I'd rather make wiser...
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Could you do all of your work on an iPad? (no laptops or desktops (what are those??) or others)?
No.
iPads will not allow a user to drop to the kernel level and issue machine language commands.
iPads are for "users" ... they are NOT a developer's tool!
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Has your life gone according to your plan so far?
No.
"Life is what happens while we try to make other plans!"
anonymous.
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What's one game that you never win?
"Be the Next Billionaire Tycoon"
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is rap the same as hip - hop?
No.
R.A.P. means rhythm and poetry ... just a rhythmic beat, no actual music ... and poetry spoken rhythmically, no actual singing.
Hip-Hop has a musical dance rhythm you can hop to and semi-spoken/semi-sung lyrics that are hip to some local story of the local street life ... while similar in some ways, Hip-Hop has some music and some singing.
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If you have to be cruel to be kind then what do you have to do to be cruel?
When being cruel to be kind, the cruelty is only an undesirable but necessary tool, used with reluctance and extreme caution to teach someone something important, so the end result and the desired effect is to do good and to be kind and to help others become better.
When being cruel to be cruel, there is pleasure derived from inflicting cruelty upon others. The pleasure from inflicting cruelty...
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Are you insane or what?
I do not suffer from insanity, ... I enjoy it!
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I've yet to meet _____?
__a self made martial arts grand master!
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"Alright" is not a word, all right?
Are you a language Nazi like me?
No, I'm not the grammar police.
English is my second of six languages, and I know many people who have only recently added English to their list of spoken languages, so I understand and tolerate minor mistakes ... but I do like to point out and correct major errors.
I like to post these two "English" jokes ...
__________
Good Grammar is Important
1.. Verbs HAS to agree with their...
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Do you still have any stuffed animals from your younger years? If so, which ones? How much do they mean to you?
Yes.
I still have the Teddy Bear that I got for Christmas in 1963.
... a very important friend from my childhood.
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Who would you say was the "smartest" in your family ?
That would be ME.
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Do you own a cowboy hat ?
Yes, I have 4.
A collector hat from the Calgary Stampede,
a collector red Stetson from Red Deer, Alberta,
a light straw sun cowboy hat,
and a heavy thick waterproofed leather one with a warm winter liner and ear flaps.
... but my cowboy boots have motorcycle toes, not saddle stirrup toes, and no spurs.
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If you had an exorbitant amount of money and time, what hobby would you take up?
Start a new company ... "Galactic Expeditions" ...
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What is not a good response to your S/O saying, "I love you." ?
"You'll get over it."
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Answer to:
Who's the weirdest person you ever had a crush on?
... that crazy young go-go dancer on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In ... Goldie Hawn.
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What would you like to set fire to and throw out of the window?
Bill 101 (Quebec).
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In what way are some men stupid?
... go ahead and lookup, "The Darwin Awards" ... and read a few of the "winners" from past years.
__________
"The hardest gift to give is and will always be, wisdom."
Buddha.
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What's the secret ingredient in your homemade brownies?
" 靈芝 "
... ancient Chinese secret!
the obvious ingredient: substituting out the regular flour and substituting in 2/3 flour and 1/3 pot!
... and of course, as the name says, "Mint chocolate chip almond BLAST Brownies."
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Do paintings of nude people arouse you?
If it is just a casual pose in the nude, then no.
If it is explicitly erotic and pornographic, then maybe, not usually, but at certain times it might.
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Why should I be on Facebook?
If you want a reason ... then join and play Sim Social, be my neighbour and my daughter's neighbour, and help us with their quests.
... a pretty lame reason, but still a reason.
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what unusual food have you seen your pet dog eat?
While playing catch in the back yard, the dog paused, dropped the ball, and jumped to get a passing flying Monarch Butterfly and eat it, then returned to the ball.
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Are MMA fighters real martial artists or are they just skilled athletes that would get their asses handed to them in the street?
Mostly "real" ... but yes there are also some that would have theirs handed ...
I do not know about other areas, but in the many MMA gyms here in Montreal, between 60% and 70% are the real dangerous martial artists that only have difficulty with slowing down, holding back, and keeping the rules in their mind, so no one gets killed ... these people have no difficulties in street fights.
The...
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Could YOU pass a US Citizenship test? No cheating or we'll send INS to deport you.
No.
... could you pass one of our Canadian tests?
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Does the world really need nuclear energy ?
The world most definitely needs energy.
The sources of the energy are only relevant in how the process of making energy "that way" affects the environment.
... Nuclear, hydro dams, solar, wind, wave/tidal, or some near future invention to make electricity ...
What ever energy sources we choose will affect our future, but not providing the energy will doom our civilization ... so we need to...
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Is there a way to set food on fire without alcohol while serving it?
... pure oxygen, with a few dozen atmospheres of pressure ... and the entire meal's organic matter will oxidize so fast that it will spontaneously ignite and explode in a flash of chemical coloured flames!
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Quran v Bible in a steel cage match at Wrestlemania, who will win
Both books are just books, and so they will just stay where they are put, and so, for refusing to do anything during this contest, they are both disqualified and both lose!
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what type of familly sex (inscet)is the worst and more unexpected? mom and son, sibiling, dad and daughter,or.....?
... grand daughter raping grand mother ...
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From a Christian view, was it ok for Roman soldiers to whip and crucify Jesus?
Yes.
From a non-religious point of view, yes, according to the letter of the law of the land at the time, Jesus was just another criminal, and was tortured and executed legally, as proper legal punishment for his crimes against Roman law.
From a religious point of view, in a way, yes, it was a must ... there had to be actual torturous suffering and death that was willingly accepted, endured,...
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Without running, do you think you could last boxing toe to toe with Mike Tyson for at least two rounds in the ring today?
If I had to follow the rules and actually box like a boxer is supposed to, then I would never last the first round, no.
If we could "free-style" fight in a playful, non-lethal way within the ropes of the boxing ring and with the same timing for a round, with bare hands, no boxing gloves ... I would have a win by knock out or submission in less than 60 seconds, so again, no second round, but...
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Guys, what was your worst erection incidence? Girls can butt it with their experiences with their men.
... when I was age 13 ...
I took an advanced lifeguard swim course, a class with only 10 students ... 9 beautiful female students all age 15 or 16 and wearing skimpy bikinis, a beautiful female instructor age 23 in an even skimpier bikini, and me at age 13, the only male in the class, and with puberty/adolescence keeping my hormones maxed out! ... can not hide a hard one in a wet swim suit.
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Did the U.S. win or lose the Vietnam War? (Please state what country you're from...I'd like to see different view on this).
No.
The premise of your question is flawed.
First, it was technically not even a war, it was a "Police Action" ... to assist one of two sides in a civil and political dispute. (tell that to the dead and injured ... not even a war, ha!)
Second, the U.S. was only an assisting ally, so they could neither win nor lose ... only North or South Vietnam were in positions to win or lose.
Third,...
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A cult classic, what movie?
Altered States ... ?
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Who have you waited for, for years?
Miss Right.
... single and still seeking!
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How can I kill myself and making sure that I won't survive?
Build and use a guillotine.
http://inventors.about.com/od/gstartinventions/a/Guillotine.htm
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What's the weirdest place you ever had sex?
... in a hammock, spiked to a cliff, while mountain climbing!
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Is smoking from a silver fumed pipe bad for your health?
Yes.
Smoking anything, in any way, with any equipment, is always bad for the lungs.
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Whats the best Buy 1 get 1 Free offer you have ever seen
Suits at "Moore's Men's Wear" (not including belts, ties, or shoes ... get a second suit at no additional charge).
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Did you ever watch Dawson's Creek
I tried to watch the very first episode of season one ... did not like the show at all.
I had lived in the Dawson Creek and Fort Saint John area of Canada and only wanted to see if the show was actually about the Dawson Creek area and the starting point for the Alaska Highway ... it is NOT.
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What's the best deal you ever ran across at a grocery store?
A fork lift driver crashed a pallet ... slightly dented, label torn, and otherwise damaged cans from the pallet were sold at 10% of the normal price.
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Do you consider yourself to be a young or an old person?
No.
My birthday is this month, I will be 53.
53 is well beyond being young, but it is not yet very old.
When asked how old I am, I reply,
"I am old enough to already know well the games of life, and yet still young enough to play them."
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Do/Can you dance? Which is your favorite dance?
I dance a bit better than average.
I like free style rock and roll dancing most, but also like the "Tango."
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Who on AB do you think would give a good massage
... me ...
I teach acupressure massage therapy, and I am able to give a great massage.
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Is your postman a man or a woman? Is he/she nice? Have you ever offered him/her a cup of tea/coffee? Why?
Our "Letter-Carrier" is a man.
Have never spoken with, so I do not know if he is nice or not.
No. I know that they are not allowed to make such delays while they are working.
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What do you know about the universe?
... enough for my Masters degree in Cosmology.
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What do you know about stars and galaxies?
... enough for my Masters degree in Astronomy.
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Which landmark symbolizes America for you?
"The Alaska Highway" ... most of which is in Canada. To me, it symbolizes the way arrogant americans barge into a country, do what they want, and leave it that way for others to deal with, and yet, it binds us together as close friends, trading partners, and allies.
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Which company has the worst name?
here is one ...
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For a school project, we have to do a film project from a scene from Tom Sawyer. What scene should we do?
... observing own funeral!
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how to make a programming languge anyone wanta help
Start with Assembler, and write your own version of Visual C.
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Are all destined to end up in the old baggers retirement home? What do you think the social activities will be?
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Is science really the only door to Truth ?
Not according to Lao Tzu, or Buddha. No.
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reasons why foul language SHOULDN'T be banned
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When was the last time you were struck with grief? Why?
Sept., 1983.
My mother and my grandmother both died, a week apart and in different provinces. Neither lived to see my first born, the first of the next generation. He was born the following month.
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Do you ever get anything from vending machines? If so, what?
Yes ... a Montreal bus pass is a plastic card, like a credit card with a smart chip in it. To add more single trips, weekly pass, or monthly pass, just stick it in "slot # 1" of a vending machine in any subway station, stick your bank card in "slot # 2" or paper bill cash in "slot # 3" of the same machine, and add whatever to your bus pass, when ever you want. Just quickly touch the sensor with...
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My boyfriend is moving in (Yeah!!). He asked if I wanted a pre-nup. I said no, but should I have said yes?
... a room-mate agreement, with the simple rules of the home, should be enough for any group of people living together, but a pre-nup is always a good idea to protect everyone! Contractual obligations can be good add-ons to any relationship's commitments.
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Just one ________. . . That's all it took.
__realization of the truth, and one's life is changed.
'No one person can ever change the truth, but the truth, once learned, can and will change the person.'
Buddha.
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How many sock puppet accounts do you have on here? Why?
Zero.
Just the one actual account is enough for me.
I do not need or want to like my own posts.
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Are you tri lingual? Bi lingual?
I speak six languages ... so, multi-lingual or 'polyglot' would be more accurate.
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My boyfriend doesnt pay rent or clean up after himself. We cant have conversations about anything, he just pouts. Is it time for him to go?
Yes.
Give him a pacifier for a going-away gift, and go find a real provider of a man instead.
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Was Jesus a zombie?
No.
He was just another guilty criminal that was executed for His crimes against Rome.
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What's One Thing That Mom Used To Say?
'What did you learn today, and did you learn it well enough to teach it tomorrow?'
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Do you want to be a teacher?
I am a private martial arts instructor. I would not want to be a regular public school teacher.
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What would you do if your girlfriend cheating on you with a guy called 'Chad'?
My second son's name is Chad, so I'd freak out if it was with him!!!
I was born in 1959, he was born in 1994.
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What is a typical bachelor meal?
Open a can of ... heat, and eat !!!
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What would you do if your mum was going out with a guy called 'Pablo'?
My mother died in 1983 ... so I would be too surprised to do much more than just call the cops.
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How long do you have to wait for you coffee pot to brew your coffee? It takes mine about 20 minutes.
My Bialenti 6 cup espresso maker takes between 4 and 5 minutes to finish brewing.
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Why can't people forget their religious-based hang-ups and indulge in constant, guilt-free sex?
Many of the world's various religions are against such behaviours. For any of them to maintain their belief and their faith, they must not do so. As for me, personally, I approve of casual sex, but not constant ... there are other things that need to be done also..
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Do you have less than 20 friends on Facebook?
Yes ... over 200.
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When was the last time you had an intense conversation? What was it about?
Two days ago ...
We were discussing temporal mechanics, and "logically" if you wanted to start building a real/actual working, human passenger, time travel machine, then we would have to study ways to generate energy fields that affect and alter such things as, : neutrinos, tachyons, and chronotons.
"So how would you engineer and build a machine to make and measure those energy fields?"
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does this happen in your city ?
... maybe 2, maybe 8 per year!
Montreal, Canada.
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Don't you just love lighting?
Small amounts for short durations, yes.
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How far have you been?
All the way around ...
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Who does not get paid what they are worth? Why?
"Employees"
... because the employer needs to be able to profit from the use of the employees and their labour services, otherwise there would be no business and no jobs. If each employee was paid their full value, there would be no money left for the rest of the business ... no tools, no building, nothing. So an employer must carefully calculate, and pay employees close to what they are...
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Let's make lots of _________
__wise choices.
__wise people.
__wisdom, spread like the plague!
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Does it actually hurt to be hit with a Kendo stick?
Yes ... how painful is all in the the where and how the hit was made.
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what was the first thing that you said this morning to anyone( even your pets,plants:-)?
... cell phone rings ... "Bonjour ... oui, je va etre la dans 35 minutes ... bye."
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What was your favorite toy as a young child?
Mecanno, Lego Blocks, and Frisbee.
http://www.meccano.com/
http://www.lego.com/en-us/Default.aspx
http://www.frisbeedisc.com/
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How tall is the tallest tree in your yard?
5.71 meters.
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Do you enjoy trash-talking Randy_K? ;D
"You're not a nice Randy.
I only want nice Randys to ask this question."
LOL
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Do you have Ninja like reflexes
Yes.
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What do you like to play with yourself?
Classic Katas.
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Can someone work in two different trades ?
Yes.
I own and operate two different home based small businesses.
I teach a mix of health science and self defense.
I design, write, compile, and sell custom software for other small businesses.
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Do you believe the world has an ending? Why or why not?
Yes.
I have some understanding of physics and cosmology.
The planet Earth, or what ever is left by then, will be vaporized when our sun has finished burning all of its hydrogen, begins to go fusion with helium, and expands into a red giant sun that consumes Mercury, Venus, and then the Earth.
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Do some crimes, deserve the Death Penalty?.
Inhumane excruciating crippling torture for decades, maybe ... but not killing, NO.
If you kill them, they can't learn anything.
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Who can answer this riddle?
Hee Hu Khan can.
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What, in your opinion, is better than money? Why?
Most currencies are only good in one or a few countries, but not globally ... gold coins such as Krugerrands can be used in any country and are accepted in more places than the money of any one nation.
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How did Jesus pay for people's sins? Did he use a credit card, a check, or did he pull out his Holy Wallet?
Leprechaun gold!
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What do you view as scientific? What do you view as unscientific? Why?
Logic/Emotion ... "How do you calculate/prove?" ... "How do you feel/believe?"
Scientific facts, universal truths, laws of physics, math ... Science fiction entertainment
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What do you know about robots?
... a bit about robots in general, but a whole lot about a few specific robots ...
The last robot that I programmed was a three million dollar robotic spindler. All it did was wrap wire, but it could make a vast number of different, very specific electromagnets, or transformers, or electric motors, or generator/alternator, etc.
A local Montreal company bought it from China, but the computer...
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Can you help me find my brain ? im not sure if i lost it or if it was even there in the 1st place
... is this it ... ???
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Is the sense of enlightenment a delusion?
While I am still not quite sure about Full Enlightenment, the many enlightening steps are very real and most certainly not a delusion. The Three Enlightenments of Kan and Li are very real and not even difficult to achieve. I, myself am among the many who have passed the Third Enlightenment of Kan and Li, and it is just a deep level of self awareness and self control. This is the mere foundation...
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Can you name a TV show that dealt with deep metaphysical issues?
Alphas
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Is it a bad sign if you talk to yourself?
No ... who else can you really trust with your secrets, when you want to tell someone, yet still keep it a secret!?!
Yes ... on the other hand, when you start telling yourself jokes that you have never heard before and laugh wildly at yourself all the time, then maybe that can be taken as being a bad sign.
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Where should you not pee?
On the judge, prior to sentencing!
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does anybody wanna smoke out with me? loool
Smoking anything is bad for the lungs!
Learn to cook with it, and make meals/snacks that include their own desserts!
http://www.thestonerscookbook.com/
Would you like one of my famous "Mint chocolate chip almond BLAST" cookies?
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Could you ever see someone living on Mars for the rest of her/his life?
... multi generation colonists ... YES!
... working to terraform the planet, increase atmosphere, make oceans, etc.
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Why do people day "Duck" when they warn you?
They say "duck" because saying, "ostrich" would be silly.
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Are you always a little bit ahead of the curve, on top of everything and never at a loss for words/action? How? What's your secret?
The commonly known Bell Curve applied to most classes only works for most students. I was one of the few exceptions that blew the Bell Curve completely with scores off the charts in several directions, making me impossible to place on any curve of any chart ... know nothing about some things yet everything about other things ... do with flawless mastery things few had even heard of or stumble,...
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Canadians: Have you tried out the address books on http://www.Canada411.ca ?
... just did, a few seconds ago ... thanks for the link.
I may use it a bit, but doubt if I'll use it often.
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Are you going to shoot me? That depends...do you see me?
Are you going to shoot me? That depends, ... do you know anyone who hates you so much that they would be willing to pay in advance for your assassination? ... How much? ... Not enough, no, I won't shoot you.
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How can I create on my computer screen a series of kaleidoscopic swirls that eventually resolve into a picture of my face?
Start with the picture.
Map each pixel and save all colours, intensities, and locations for each pixel.
Calculate and apply a repositioning display algorithm that takes each pixel of the original photo and moves it slightly, displays it, moves again, displays again ... all in the spiral pattern that you want ... saving each tiny movement into a series of display steps, with a very brief delay...
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What do you focus on more - your weaknesses... or your strengths? Why?
... weaknesses ... so I can concentrate on building them up so they become new strengths.
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What scares you out of camping? Why?
Only extreme threats to my survival if I remain camping ... things like a sudden new volcano forming and erupting where there was only a nice camping spot before ... maybe a raging forest fire in the area ... that sort of thing ... normally, nothing deters me from camping.
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Are you a lonely, lonely, desperate, desperate ninja?
Yes and no ...
I am a Ninja, I am lonely, but I am not desperate.
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If you had to join any of the military branches what would you join and why?
I already spent 12 years with the Canadian Army (1972 - 1984) ... mostly blowing stuff up with the Artillery, then a bit with a Radio/Telecommunications Troop, often attached to the Artillery as a RECON target hunter for them, then as a military instructor to new recruits, teaching survival, bushcraft, fieldcraft, mountaineering, and unarmed combat.
If I had to re-enlist, I would go back to...
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Are there any words that annoy you?
... just this one ...
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Does it make you laugh if you see a kitten fly out of an upstairs window?
... actually "Fly" yes, after a gasp and pause of amazement !!!
... crash land, after being thrown from ... NO, I'm NOT laughing, and I'm calling the cops!!!
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Can you swim across the ocean?
No.
Maybe across a narrow part of the English Channel, or from Labrador to the northern point of Newfoundland, or from Vancouver to Vancouver Island ... but as for entire oceans, not even between Carthage and Gibraltar, nor between Alaska and Kamchatka, no way! ... certainly not between North America and Europe
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How long would you survive in a hostile environment? Have you ever had to do so and if so, for how long?
... a lifetime ...
I used to be one of the guys that taught new Canadian military recruits their wilderness survival skills. Most of the many survival missions/exercises were only two weeks long. One was four weeks long, in mountainous Boreal forest during mid winter.
Also, I passed a native Canadian test for the hunter/warrior/manhood. At sunrise of a mid spring day of a new moon ... be...
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Do you think that people can change?
Absolutely YES.
... maybe better ... maybe worse ... but it is not possible to stay the same!
"The entire universe is in a state of entropy. This means that change is both inevitable and unavoidable. Staying the same is an impossibility. The best we can hope for is to choose wisely both the speed and direction of each of our life's changes."
Anonymously carved into a desk at Harvard.
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What do you always do on a Friday
... Volunteer work ... drive the truck for a local food bank (mornings).
... afternoon nap, after some internet activity.
... teach an evening self defense class in my basement or back yard.
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Which of your appliances do you think will break/pack up next? Why and how long have you had that item?
... stove/oven ... 37 years old next month! ... and only the third set of electric heating elements!
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Which Life's Lesson do you consider the most valuable?
For me personally, so far ... "The Third Enlightenment of Kan and Li" !!! ... a Prime key step in eventual full enlightenment!
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what legal action can i take if the mother of my son continues to call my boss among others demanding information about her child support?
Laws vary world wide and laws change as people and societies change, so check your local laws to see what is allowed and what puts you in prison!
Here in Canada, we have several different types of "Restraining Orders" and several different types of "Cease and Desist" court orders ... check your local laws for some thing similar that is applicable to you!
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What's your hairstyle like today?
Almost perfect ... and getting closer to perfect every day!
"There are only a few perfect heads in this world, all of the rest are covered with hair."
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Have you heard the one about ________________?
__all of the world's Rabbis, Priests, and Imams ... no? ...
That is because there isn't one ... they can't seem to get together about anything!
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Can you come up with a good rock and roll band name?
Igneous Metamorphics.
Precambrian Pebbles.
The Geo-Illogics.
Tectonic Thunder.
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What are the rules of love..?..
The ancient Taoists came up with these "Secrets of Love" ... they are not exactly rules, only highly recommended suggestions ... and by the way, the web site's name may suggest porn, but it is not a porn site, it is a teaching site that offers the lessons that are actually part of Tai Chi, just beyond the mere stretching motions.
http://www.multi-orgasmic.com/
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How can you select the right style of leather shoulder Bag?
After double checking the category you placed this question in, I can only say that most Ninja now prefer to use a Kevlar/Nomex weave bag instead of leather. It makes a much better shield against blade attacks, lets you carry open blades without puncturing or tearing the bag, is far stronger when you need to climb or hang suspended using the bag and strap, and does not suffer rapid...
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What would you like to go on record saying?
"Seasoning is not the same as flavouring!"
Many foods and/or spices can be medicinal, because the ingredients induce minor physiological changes. If the right foods are eaten with the right seasonings, the physiological change induced by the meal will help the body to more easily tolerate the weather of the day.
The best example to give, to help understanding, is the group of foods/spices...
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What Fast Food Place Is The Best?
"Amir's"
http://www.amirrestaurant.com/
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What is the quickest way to cool off the hot foods?
CO2 fire extinguishers freeze things quickly, for even colder faster, immerse in liquid nitrogen.
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Do you prefer the eastern or western smiles? :) or ^_^
I prefer the old DOS-BBS ASCII smiles ... they too originated in Japan!
Then California expanded them ...
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Will you be around to help me when i enter pre-cal next year?
LOL ...
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Which schools do you recomend for a police career???
For Canadians, the R.C.M.P. Academy in Regina, Saskatchewan.
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Is it hard for you to go into work each day?Why or why not?
No.
I am self employed.
I own and operate two small businesses from my home, so I do not have to "go into" work.
I write software at the desk beside my bed, and teach self defense in the basement or back yard.
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Who played the "doctor" when you were young?
William Hartnell ... the first "Doctor Who"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_actors_who_have_played_the_Doctor
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A crazy person is approaching you. What tipped you off that the're crazy?
As if the aluminum foil hat and track marked arms were not enough, their behaviour and choice of words when they get to me will confirm it.
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Is there a way for teachers who don't know the subject to teach? Can they just manage the classroom and have students learn on their own?
Here in Canada, we have a certain set of lesson plans for a certain set of subjects. Within these subjects, anyone who can read and supervise will be able to follow the instructions given in the fixed lesson plan, and teach the class just by doing what is written in the lesson plan.
For "other subjects" it is an absolute must that the teacher know everything about those subjects before trying...
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Riddle: What is the difference between a James Bond film and a porno film?
James Bond films have better music.
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At what age do you think is appropriate for a child to have access to social media? Why?
On the one hand, as soon as they can read, write, and understand ... on the other hand, NOT without some sort of supervision, regardless of age, until adequate maturity and wisdom can be easily noticed in them (or 18 / adulthood has been reached, which ever comes first) ... at that point scrap the tight leash and let them browse what they want.
Because, this is the information age, and...
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How well do blind dates really work?
There are far too many variables for any accurate generalizations about blind dates. Some work great, some fail horribly, some are neutral so-so, and most are some thing else.
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Whom do you think is THE musical genius to watch for the next 20 years?
Nikki Yanofsky.
http://www.nikkionline.ca/
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What do you think of canadians eh?
I think that we are among the world's best people.
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Is it true that Canadians put maple syrup on everything? Like grilled polar bears and maple syrup sauce?
No ...
While some of us do put maple syrup on many things, none of us put maple syrup on everything.
Personally, I only use it with pancakes, French toast, a few cookie recipes, and I put a few tablespoons in the seasoned basting/glazing sauce when I cook a turkey. For everything else that may get sweetening, I use honey, fructose, golden brown sugar, or plain white sugar.
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What clouds your judgement?
... lack of sleep for prolonged periods.
... confusing, misleading, or inaccurate information that I need to be clear, direct, and accurate.
... too many bosses giving conflicting commands.
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Do you wanna be a rockstar? How would you prove you were?
While I would like it, yes ... my musical skills are not adequate.
If I were, to prove it, I could just show you the sales receipts for my music and show you the gold and platinum records on my wall, and maybe log in to my fan-club web site to see how many user accounts there are!
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How many men do you know that are Vegans?
Share your answer...
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How many men do you know that are Vegans?
Six ...
One of them is a raw food vegan, and will not even eat cooked rice, or even warmed food.
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Do you find it difficult to talk when you're tied upside-down to a tree?
Never been there, so not sure ... but theoretically, being upside down will cause a slight increase in difficulty to breathe as the contents of the abdominal cavity would weigh upon the diaphram, and since talking requires breathing, I can only assume that talking would also be adversely affected.
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You just opened a Fortune Cookie. What does it say?
'Doi la, ni bu fu shi ma!?!'
Sorry, but it was in Mandarin on one side and Pinyin on the other ... no English.
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Gentlemen: Did you have a GI Joe or Hot Wheels Car Race track when you were a kid?
... Hot Wheels ...
After a few years, I was also among the very first to get 'Sizzlers' the first year they came out.
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Will you be around to help me when i enter pre-cal next year?
While I do hope to still be alive and ABing, the future is not easy to predict with accuracy.
Although I seldom answer homework questions, I do have a Ph.D. in math ...
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Here's a toast to______________!
... toss, while watching, 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'!
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Whats that game you like to play ?
The very ancient game is called 'Go'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_(game)
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What do you prefer to have proof of before you believe it?
The complete and perfect total unification theory of physics ... realativity, mass, energy, gravity, space, time, etc., ... explaining everything from massive galaxies to tiny subatomic particles.
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What do you hope happens within the next few years? Why?
... some one invents a small, safe, portable, briefcase sized device that makes electricity for pennies per Gigawatt hour. This would allow for electric vehicles (motorcycles, cars, trucks, trains, ships, propeller planes) and remote homes to produce their own power.
... world peace and global union, creating a single planetary nation! (as if ...)
... I get a class full of young dedicated...
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Have you ever been bullied before? Have you ever been the bully?
No, and no ... but I have put three at once into wheelchairs in prison.
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True or False: Canada is better than America?
Both true and false ... in some ways yes we are better than the U.S., in other ways no, they are better than Canada.
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If i smoke 4 before my test, and use omni cleansing liquid can i pass
After double checking the category you put this question in, I can only say that smoking 4 email notifications from AB, then using omni cleansing liquid, will not help you to pass other email notifications from AB, NO!
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At a casino, you hit the $700,000 jackpot and they gave you a check, what will cross you mind on the way home?
... investments, so I will have a continuous income forever, thanks to these winnings.
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Who pushes you to your limit
While there are several different people in my life that continue to suggest that I do so, I am the only one who actually does so.
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Any tips on how to make kissing (making out) better?
There are 713 acupressure points on the human body ... learn them all.
Then learn some acupressure massage therapy, and learn how to apply it while practicing the "Taoist Secrets of Love"
http://www.multi-orgasmic.com/ ... this is NOT porn, it is part of Tai Chi!
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Have you ever read all books published under a certain author? Which one?
Yes.
"Mantak Chia"
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Have you ever video taped at the airports?
Yes ... for a family reunion one New Year's / Christmas ... We picked up my mother's cousin and family at the Calgary airport. The cousin had moved to Australia when the cousin was only one year old, the rest of the cousin's family had been born, raised in, and had never before left northern Queensland, Australia. As such, they had never walked on snow. When I saw how fascinated the children...
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How often do you get recognition for a job well done at work?
... at the end of every martial arts lesson that I teach.
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What are your favorite quotes?
"Yes!"
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/74242
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Which country makes the best music in your opinion?
Although Canada produces many great musicians, song writers, and composers ... they usually move south to the United States of America in order to become more famous, actually record/produce more music, and get more sales ... so I'll say "the Canada - U.S. combination" of music super-stars.
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I am being summoned for jury duty.. What is the easiest way to get out of it so I don't have to serve?
Arrogant racists and hate-mongers are not allowed to serve on juries ... pretend to be one.
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When the USA defeated Germany in WWII, why didn't we begin marching the Germans into gas ovens, until 6 million of THEM were dead?
THEY did not want the rest of the world to declare war, invade, slaughter, and destroy THEM for the exact same reason the Allies (not just USA) joined forces to fight the German Nazis.
... fight them, without becoming them!
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What was one of the best educational experiences in your life?
... living with a Ninja Grande Master for a 28 day, one-on-one advanced high level black belt Ninja lesson set.
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What is the best mobile/cell phone ringtone you've ever heard? I'm serious!
... the Star Trek Red Alert siren ...
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What is your favorite indoor sport?
Olympic Judo.
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I ate a blue mushroom last night and travelled to the far side of the Sun on the back of a psychedelic bagel. Am I pregnant?
For now, yes ... but do not worry about it, the bagel aliens will remove and take it when they abduct you tonight, then return you tomorrow.
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Is it sunny out where you live right now?
No, not today ... it actually hailed a bit, and rained most of the day.
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What do you think of Psychics'?
While some branches of "Psionics" fascinate me, the few people that are claiming to be able to foretell the future, just make me laugh!
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When someone tells you "it's a piece of cake...so easy..no problem!" Is it? Ever?
... not usually, no!
According to Murphy's First Law (of pessimism),
"Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you expect.
And, if anything possibly can go wrong, it will,
at the worst possible moment."
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What's you're favourite, old or new, TV catch phrase?
"My format, Guardian, ... to mend and defend." ... Reboot.
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Have you ever wished you were French?
Living here in Montreal with French as my sixth language, I have wished that I could speak French more fluently ... but to actually be French, NO WAY!
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How do I upgrade from Windows 7 to Windows 8?
... consult with the other dummies ...
http://www.dummies.com/store/Computers-Internet/Operating-Systems/Windows.html
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How can you have an email sent to someone automatically after you die?
Hire a lawyer or make it a condition of an inheritance for the executor of your will.
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Early bird gets the worm" or "Good things come to those who wait"?
"It is the second mouse that gets the cheese from the mouse trap!"
"More good things come faster to those who hustle while they wait!" - Howard Hughs.
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What is your favorite song with a reference to as certain time of day, such as "noon," "morning," or "evening," in the title?
"Last Morning"
By Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show ... 1972.
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What's a way to turn down someone who's asked you out?
First, hear them out.
Second, seriously consider the question.
Then answer with a simple, plain, and honest "no" ...
... if questioned further, "what part of NO is so hard to understand?"
If you want to, you may explain in more detail how you truly feel, but the response in the negative should be enough.
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If you shone a light into a void, would you see white or black?
No ... an actual void would not have anything to reflect the light back, so there would be nothing to see ... just a dark empty void that can not actually be seen.
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have you ever heard an audible voice speak in your ear when you were alone?
Yes ... first while listening to music/singing with headphones, then again during a phone call.
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I am looking for inspiration, what colour is your kitchen?
Flat white, walls and ceiling,
Egg Shell Gloss white, cabinets and counters,
Stainless Steel, counter tops and sinks,
Brown Aluminum trim around windows and sliding glass doors,
White, light green, and dark green linoleum floor.
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What is the temperature of the place where you live?
The thermometer hanging outside the window says, "6°C" ...
The heat controller for inside the home says, "21°C" ...
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If you woke up to find you were the only person on Earth, what would you do?
I would finally have one complete day of quiet uninterrupted silence, before I went back to sleep.
... next day, investigate ... where did every one else go ???
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How often should you get your Hair Cut?
Depends ...
Shaolin monks shave their heads every day.
Sikh men must never cut their hair, nor may they ever shave.
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Everybody get me what I want and then stop wasting my time how can I look inside a store on the internet?
You are not a nice Randy.
I only want nice Randys to ask this question.
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Is it wrong of me to collect all my old boogers in a matchbox and sprinkle them into the coffee of someone I dislike?
Yes and no ...
"Collect" ... this part is questionable, but not wrong, no ...
"into coffee of someone I dislike" ... this part is wrong, yes.
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When you are in polite mixed company, what`s the best thing to scratch your arse with?
Salad fork, but do not let any one see you. Create a polite diversion to get every one to look at some thing else for a moment.
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Are you able to change a tire by yourself?
With proper tools, yes.
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Who will god vote for in the next election?
The Green Party
Think Global, Act Galactic
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Is that a question or a statement
"Eh?!"
- a common Canadian expression that signifies both question and exclamation.
It is used to express extreme surprise at unbelievable and/or questionable events having occurred and been witnessed. It is like saying 'wow, that surprised me! What was that?'
It is all in the way the tone and volume changes.
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What are you capable of? What are you incapable of? To either or both, how do you know?
I am capable of just skiing ... but incapable of skiing quickly through a slow revolving door ... LOL
Everything depends on the details.
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After cash money and credit what is your favourite form of currency?
Gold Krugerrands, followed closely by large 5 to 7 carat flawless diamonds with the official laser etch of the polar bear and a serial number.
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Will you write an autobiography?
Yes.
I have been writing and rewriting it since 1983, the year my first child was born, the year my mother died, and the year I first thought of actually starting to write such a book.
... still a very incomplete book, not yet ready for a publisher.
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Is there a site that let's me manage all my social networking sites from one central location? I'm too lazy to go to each site.
Your web browser program should be able to save the web site address into an easily accessed set of favourite websites, so you can go back and forth between them with single clicks. In Linux, you can open all of the sites at once and multi-send, after you configure how your send should be sent to each site so that each site can receive your send properly.
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Which would you rather do this evening: read a book or watch a sporting event on television? What type of book or sporting event?
Since this sporting event will not be televised for a few more months, I pick more books for now.
Most other sporting events do not interest me enough, so I almost never watch any of them.
http://www.london2012.com/judo
I typically alternate my reading of real science papers, journals, publications of Ph.D. thesis, scientific reports and experiment results, computer programming updates, info...
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Is it Duck Tape or Duct Tape?
"Duck" can be a brand name, but this type of tape was designed to seal the joints of metal air vents and ducts, so the tape type is called "Duct" tape!
... for some duct tape based comedy, look up,
"youtube Red Green duct tape" ... and browse the results.
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Can you think of a movie with a desert scene?
Yes, many ...
Since you only ask for one, here is one not yet mentioned at the time of my post.
"Dune"
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Do you think that women are complete wimps?
No ... while there are some wimps that are men and some wimps that are women, neither gender can be accurately called all wimps, because both genders have many "non-wimps."
Two of the five different martial arts grand masters that I have trained with and learned from have been women. Ninja Grande Master Emiko Tanaka is one of the toughest and deadliest humans on the planet ... very far from a...
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If you saw a homeless man being bullied on the street would you step in and help or ignore the situation completely? Why?
I would find some sort of way to help. The method of my help would depend on the details of the situation. As a Ninja with a 7th degree black belt, I had to swear oaths/vows to use my skills, abilities, wisdom, and understanding to stop violence around me ... so I would NOT be able to ignore it. However, as a keeper, guardian, and teacher of Ninja secrets, I am also NOT allowed to foolishly...
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Is it possible to be pregnant while you're on menopause?
Yes.
It is possible to have had an egg removed and preserved from a younger age, then after menopause has set in, to have the egg artificially fertilized and implanted ... not a good idea, but a possibility.
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Is it possible to get pregnant while you're pregnant?
Yes ... from the very rare cases of superfetation, to also rare cases of "more than one dish fertilization and implantation", to all cases of twins, triplets, etc. Even if only a fraction of a second later, only one egg may be fertilized at a single instant, the second twin is the second pregnancy happening after the first.
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What is something really dumb & ridiculous that used to bother you, but you're over it now?
There are many more than just one single religion. The differences between these religions and their believers has been indirectly responsible for many conflicts between many people throughout history, world wide.
Now I just accept the fact that the hardest gift to give is and will always be, wisdom ... and that only "dummies" that lack enough wisdom follow these organized religions for the...
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Is it possible to block somebody on A-B? If so, how?
About all you can do is click "ignore" that user ... and that will only apply to messages sent ... the messages will still get sent, but you will not see them, so they will not bother you.
The person can still, however, answer your questions and comment on your answers.
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What's the name of your funky town?
The area of Montreal, Canada known as "Le Quartier de le Places des Arts" is the area where we have our free outdoor concerts during our world famous "Jazz Festival", outdoor art displays, sculptures, street performers, and several other funky events throughout the year.
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What is the 4th dimension?
0. a simple single point.
1. a single line with length.
2. width.
3. depth/height/thickness.
4. Most physicists will say that the fourth dimension is "Time."
Please specify ... which one of Carl's propositions? ... he made several.
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What do you do when you finally face the truth, but don't like what you see?
Learn to understand and accept this new truth (new to me), and make appropriate self changes.
"No one person can ever change the truth, but the truth, once learned, can and will change the person."
Buddha.
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If someone earned all the money on the planet would everyone else die?
No one is immortal ... everyone will die eventually no matter what else happens.
I seriously doubt if it is even possible for any one person to have all of the world's money, not even for an instant. There are vast numbers of various ways to check and balance the person who tries to get all of the money ... something or some one would prevent the one person from getting all the money.
The...
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Considering it's 420 today, what are you doing?
... having some sort of fun ...
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Other than booze, what's a beverage you wouldn't want your children to drink?
Most types of soda/pop
Most so called energy drinks, the ones with too much caffeine
Dairy product based drinks
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What points should I consider before hiring a Web Developer here in Sydney?
Consider who you will be selling to, how many different languages will your web pages need?
How many clients do you expect to actually be online at your website at any given moment so you know how many servers and how much bandwidth will be needed to avoid web server crashes from too many users at once.
Do you want your in stock inventory to be automatically updated every time an online...
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I'm a lover of quotes. What are your favorites?
"The hardest gift to give is and will always be, wisdom."
Buddha.
"No one person can ever change the truth, but the truth, once learned, can and will change the person."
Buddha.
"A warrior's greatest weapon is and will always be, wisdom, therefore we should keep our minds even sharper than we keep our swords."
Tokugawa.
"Yes, Lord, it's always the same ... old men or bright-eyed youth ... ...
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What do you view as pointless to set limits on? Why?
A time limit for S.E.T.I. to find intelligent alien civilizations elsewhere in the galaxy has no sense.
Civilizations begin, develop, and even collapse with uncertain timing. There is no way to predict how long it may take S.E.T.I. to find any, if even possible. Alien civilizations could have been rendered extinct from a Gamma Ray Burst several million years ago, or their home planet and solar...
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What is the hardest thing you had to do or accept?
... have my wisdom increased ... increase the wisdom in others ...
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have you ever seen somebody explode from a all you can eat Buffet
Other than a famous special effects scene in a Monty Python movie, no, not exactly ... but I did see a minor argument, a push, a fall, and a serious life threatening intestinal rupture plus large hernia to a very obese man. As a witness, I jumped in and stopped them and I tried to give first aid, but all I could do was give a pain numbing nerve pinch to stop his screaming, and wait for the...
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Who do you view as the best? Why?
... depends on best what ... but here is one of the best of the best (just look, and see why)!
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When was the last time you watched the Lord of the Rings movies?
... mid January, about 3 months ago (have the DVD set, still waiting for "The Hobbit!").
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What is something that you like that is flat?
Most of the Canadian province of Saskatchewan is flat-ish ... the old family farm now being run by my mother's two sisters and their husbands and children is in the flattest part of central Saskatchewan.
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Are there any real heros still around?
Yes.
Many military members world wide earn some sort of heroism award (mine in photo), and many nations award certain civilians with some sort of heroism award ... and then there are the many people who work in various fields to save others by being "professional heroes" ... ambulance and fire fighting workers are the most obvious ones, but there are many more.
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Can you name something that is rectangular in shape?
an acre of land is usually a rectangle ... although it could be a circle or triangle.
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Whats the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Begin meditations that will continue all day, until just a moment before I go back to sleep.
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Was there a long-running tv show no longer seen, that you miss?
Twilight Zone
X-Files
Babylon 5
Reboot
Firefly (was not on long)
Dark Shadows
Star Trek ... all of the various TV series shows.
There are DVD collector sets and reruns, but no new episodes.
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Who is your favorite character in Ghostbusters
Gozer!
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What is your favorite underdog story?
The ancient story of the few Spartan soldiers that fought vastly superior numbers of enemy soldiers.
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What would be a bad or boring title for a research paper?
'Research Survey to Determine What Type of People Sleep'
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If you could, what book would you translate and into what language?
The Ferengi book, "The Rules of Acquisition" ... into ALL Earth's human languages, and Klingon!
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition
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Look, how can you question me if you don't speak English?
Use some sort of a translation service.
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This place does not need any _______.
__telephone call center sales representatives.
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I've designed a new car model:Four forward & two backward. Any comment?
... is that gears for movement ... or is that seating for passengers?
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Why do so many people on the internet think that religion is so important that it needs to be a dividing line in defining human beings?
Because, historically, religions are what separates the many different societies in the world, often to the point of religious holy wars and other genocide actions.
Despite the many religious differences between different religions, their similarity is the way each religion instills a type of faith, without proof, that their religion is the right one.
__________
Take a moment to read this...
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How can I remove marble floors from concrete without ruining the marble?
... by very carefully chipping the concrete from underneath!
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Is it a competitive world?
Not exactly, no.
The world itself is just a planet, and as such, is not competitive.
There are, however, a vast number of different types of competitions world wide. So, while there are many different competitions in life, for humans as well as animals and plants, in a survival of the fittest type of natural competition all over the world, the world itself does not actually compete.
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how do you include a pic or video in a response? The other answers on previous questions don't work and just provide a link or hyperlink.
1. Read the question.
2. Decide to answer.
3. Start typing in the text to your answer.
4. Make sure you understand what photos are and are not acceptable here.
5. Between the answer text box and the control button "Answer Question" is a line that says, "Want to attach an image to your answer? Click here." ... click it ... it should open a window for you to search your computer for and select a...
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Time to bake a ___________.
__batch of buzzers (weed cookies)!
__space cake!
http://www.thestonerscookbook.com
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Do you regularly play in a sandbox? If so which one?
Yes, sort of ... not so much "play" as use for training ...
Both sand and water are very important training tools for Ninja!
These are Ninjitsu hand exercise sets that are part of the "flutter stroke" or "quivering palm" substyle lessons.
You will need some sort of container for fine sand with no rocks, gravel, or lumps (a pail that is 20 litres or 5 gallons will be enough ... or a deep firm...
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Red sky at night, shepherds delight, lamb mince and potato, shepherds pie. Have you any subverted saying that make you laugh?
"Relax! The hurrier you try to go, the behinder you'll get!"
"If you can't beat 'em, then hire some one who can!"
"Do you suffer from insanity, or do you enjoy it?"
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What should be done with the idiots?
Design and construct a "Gladiator and Maze Chase" arena for deadly entertainment.
Put idiots and carnivorous animals in and "reality TV" show what happens when they are given not enough food/water, and must either learn the concept of "survival of fittest" or be killed by those who do. Set up an entire establishment of organized gambling for the deaths and survival of idiot inDUHviduals, and...
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How many mobile phones have you owned in you lifetime?
Seven ... two car radio/phones ... and five cell phones ...
I started with a Motorola car radio/phone for my private ambulance in 1984, then upgraded to a better car radio/phone in 1988.
I am due for a free upgrade to a newer/better cell phone in June, 2012.
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Would you take a robber seriously if they came up to you and said, "Stick 'em up!"?
Yes and no ... any robber dumb enough to approach me, to within arm's length, has already lost.
For me to take them VERY seriously, they should aim a gun at me from a safe distance, announce the robbery, they should then shoot twice as a serious warning, once to the ground on either side of my feet, and tell me to place all my valuables on the ground and run away ... if they try to actually...
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Do you have a favourite cup or mug that you have had for years?
Yes.
From a tourist shop in Germany, in 1961 ... the Parkbrau castle and brewery had been converted into a Nazi fortress that was leveled with artillery during the second world war ... a few thousand mugs like this were all that survived.
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Any good Time Traveler movies other than "Back To The Future"?
"Time Bandits" was a mildly amusing children's movie ... not great, but not too bad either.
The recent "Star Trek" movie has Spock going back in time ...
"Planet of the Apes" ... the whole series of movies is based on time dilation space travel.
"Doctor Who" ... the series and the pilot movie ...
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Is it possible to convert our coastal sea waters into household drinking water? How?
Yes.
There are several desalinization methods, all are expensive, yet simple.
A set of reverse osmosis filters is one way.
Boiling, then collecting steam and condensing it back to water is another way.
Electrolysis the water to get hydrogen and oxygen, then make pure water with the H and O.
Currently, the cheapest, easiest, and most common method is the filter method with reverse osmosis...
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Tell me something good about Wyoming?
It is not part of North Korea.
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when online listening to the radio do you listen to radios from around the world....? I do
Yes.
I speak six languages, but most of the internet radio I listen to is "some other language" and not one of the ones I understand.
I like rock and old classic rock ... I like to listen to stations that play a lot of old classic rock in English, but mix in some of the local area bands and their rock music in the local language.
India and Japan have several dozen stations I like between...
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Are you a Catholic? What kind? Why?
No.
I am a "Tao-Zen Buddhist."
Because most of the many religions that I have studied, Christianity included, I found to be full of inconsistencies, contradictions, misleading confusion, copied/borrowed stories that are NOT original yet claim to be the only REAL/TRUE one, silly rituals and traditions, ridiculous dogma, and outright lies.
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Should internet use be a human right?
No.
It should be a mere social privilege of being in a society that may allow access to it or block access to it, based on if a person is or is not a good member of that society.
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Is this strictly a friendly chat site or also a place to meet similar minded people who want to hook up and share activities?
No, neither ... this is a "Question and Answer" site ...
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Can you give me an original slogan, quotation or motto that you use or just made up?
"Relax. The hurrier you go, the behinder you'll get!"
"Seasoning is NOT the same as flavouring."
"Spread wisdom like the plague!"
"Have a day, eh!, every day, but never let a day have you!"
"Coordination in combat means making your body's moves match the timing of your opponent's moves, adjusting your breathing to match the timing of your body's movements, and making your heart beat time to...
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How can i easily make someone mildly and temporarily sick ?
... syrup of ipecac ...
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Is there a place where you cannot be disturbed?
As a trained emergency responder, NO.
There are many places where I should not be disturbed, but in an emergency, call anytime, no matter ...
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When did you last use a bunsen burner?
March, 1984.
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What's your favorite key on a keyboard??????????
This one ...
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If i hit you in the nose what will you do?
When you wake up at the hospital, you will be arrested and charged with assault, good luck in prison showers with that injury.
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Do you still have CDs?
Yes.
Data, music, back-ups, games and programs, lots ...
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What is a good idea for a death penalty contraption?
A single shot tranquilizer gun with silencer, for prisoner sedation by professional executioner.
A sword, for close range execution/decapitation of sedated prisoner by professional executioner.
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When do you believe that experience would not be of value?
When applying for a second job as a suicide bomber!
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Knowing others is intelligence, knowing yourself is Wisdom - Agree or disagree?
Disagree ...
Knowing things ... intelligence.
Knowing other people ... wisdom.
Knowing self ... enlightenment.
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Your favorite tree or plant?
Our Canadian Maple tree ... sweet syrup, fine hardwood, and nice looking leaves.
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The last thing our Condo Association needs is _______ ?
__a union for the lawn/landscape/snow removal workers.
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How do I firm up a 7" brim of a sun hat
Starch and iron,
Plasticize or laminate,
Stitch in a wire net for support,
Fabric glue a second brim onto the first.
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Can you name one tool that you could not find at Home Depot?
Breach block firing pin puller for a 105mm Howitzer.
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Do you feel sexual orgasm is a spiritual experience? Equated? Is there a religion that revers the human orgasm? Encouraging it as holy?
I feel that it may/can be, but usually is not.
Not quite, but go ahead and look up "Taoist Secrets of Love" and the importance of it on the path toward enlightenment and the reunion of heaven and man. It is not exactly what you ask for, but it is partially close.
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Can you drink a solid?
Not quite, no ... not even as crushed and floating in a secondary liquid ... even that way, it would be the other liquid that I would be drinking, and the crushed solid would be "eaten" not drank.
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Could Star Trek beat Dungeons and Dragons?
In sales and popularity, yes ... characters in combat, no.
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Could a mental illness cause you to loose your intelligence?
Yes.
There are several degenerative brain diseases, where the brain starts out being fine, then gradually breaks down and eventually fails to function. Memory loss, loss of language skills, motor skills/coordination, and many other abilities lost ... before brain failure leads to death.
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How to increase pressure?
For martial arts pressure point combat, and for being able to increase pressure and REALLY apply a nerve pinch that shuts down your opponent like flicking a light switch, we use hand/arm progressional/developmental exercises such as "Spider-Hand"
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/281691
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What will cure my depression?
Before you even start to believe that it must be you that has a problem, look at the ten or twenty other people in this world that you interact with the most and the most often.
Are they all great people, or are they all great butt holes? If they are the latter, then you feel that way because of their problem. Butt holes get off by making others feel bad, and they are often the cause of...
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What's a practical alternative to a CGI sun?
... a few good lens filters, and the real sun.
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A trucker arrives in Omaha with what he describes as a "butt-load of crackers." How much is that in pounds?
... about 18% over the maximum legal load limit (for either size/volume or weight/mass) for the truck and trailer he was driving, and for the road he drove on.
... or he was smuggling ... either way, "butt-load of crackers" is a slang reference to prison, meaning his drive was not entirely legal!
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DOES time served mean the time u spent in jail already is subtracted for total sentence?
If a person gets stopped, detained, arrested, charged, and held without bail for trial ... and the trial lasts for six months ... and the person is sentenced to two years less a day, minus time served ... then it means that the person's two years began at the time of the stop/arrest, and the actual transfer to prison for the remainder of the sentence after the trial will only be eighteen months...
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So if you love Indians and hate America so much, to which point would you like to roll back the map?
How about 400 A.D., a bit before even the Vikings started their North American tour with Iceland, Greenland, Ungava Bay, Goose Bay, and north-eastern tip of Newfoundland.
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How do I repair a Dell SP2309W Screen myself
1. Have tools, and the knowledge and skills to use them well.
2. Have work space.
3. Have handbook or instruction manual for the exact correct make/model screen.
4. Have enough patience to actually read #3, pause, and consider, before beginning to work.
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Should sex between 2 unmarried adults be a crime?
Laws vary world wide ...
So, it would depend on where and among which society!
Some places, yes, some places no.
My local area vote is a very big "NO" ...
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We have a worldwide population of 7 billion in a world designed for 2 1/2 billion, so where do we start let me think maybe we can execute
What we have is a minor global human over population problem ... nothing that a few wars, a few plagues, and a few natural disasters can't fix! If you want to include violent criminals among the dead, get the various national laws world wide altered to allow for it, then go ahead.
Neither agree nor disagree blindly ... take each criminal's records as separate and judge each one carefully, then...
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Name an animal which begins with the letter G.
'Gary' the human.
Gharial ... is an animal.
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If a virus is heading North, what part of my computer will it affect the most?
Computer viruses will only affect the various files located on your data storage device. Computer viruses do not care about cardinal directions, they just seek open files to infect.
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Do you think I could pass for a Canadian, eh?
If you know that the names of the four seasons are, 'June, July, August, and Winter' then YES.
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Is there software that I can download that will let me click on a popup box in order to delete the file that's causing the popup?
NO!
The files that actually CAUSE the pop-ups are located on the various web servers for the web sites that you browse to ... so NO there are no programs that will allow you delete files from some one else's computer, especially NOT a main web server.
There are many different pop-up blocking programs that can be configured to allow or block the pop-ups from specific web sites. Some are free,...
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What is something that interests you, but that most people would probably consider boring?
... combining Astronomy, Math, and Physics to measure and calculate galactic flight paths, their arcs and curves, and how other galaxies subtly influence the movements of galaxies I am observing ... as some galaxies collide, some just miss, some spirally orbit each other to collide eventually, and some just move away from each other.
... just specks of light with no real meaning to most people.
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What skill do you have that would make you valuable in a zombie apocalypse?
Ex-military survival instructor
Skilled hunter/tracker
Trained in Artillery and explosives
Degree in chemistry
7th degree black belt Ninjitsu
Have many fine swords, and know how to use
Skilled in first aid and making herbal medicines
Ex-military Telecommunications ... know how to call for international help, and how to hack into global telecommunications systems to both get and send news.
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How important are time and distance to you?
In my martial arts instructions, they are both very critical factors.
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Got skills?
Yes, and I try to pass them on to my students.
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name a famous person from your hometown ?
Roland Michener.
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whats your favorite style?
"Tanaka-Ryu"
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What do you hate to have for breakfast?
... artillery barrage interruptions!
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Do you like to go to the races? Which race do you like to watch best?
Men's Olympic 20 kilometer Biathlon.
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What would not be a good slogan for a university or college?
S.H.I.T
Sachs Harbour Institute of Technology
or
Tuk-U
University of Tuktoyaktuk
"Study Astronomy (what else is there to do in the Arctic?), and freeze your ass, in the long, cold, dark, Arctic nights."
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Who is the self proclaimed big shot that decided 'down' was the default position of the toilet seat?
... the inventor of the toilet lid, that covers the seat ... if/when they are both down.
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What do you not want to see while on a boat in the ocean?
A tall wall of water rushing towards you at well over a hundred knots.
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Are there rules in politics, or is gaining power the only rule?
1. Admit nothing.
2. Deny everything.
3. Trust no one.
4. Suspect everyone.
5. Make counter-accusations.
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Why is it that individuals in the US need to be 21 years of age to legally consume alcohol?
... because laws vary world wide and laws change as people and the societies they live in change. For now, that is the legal age they have chosen, and that is the law they made.
They wanted fewer deaths from various accidents, and as people got a little older, they got a little wiser and a little less likely to over drink and cause fatal accidents, So they raised the legal age to what they...
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I want everyone on AB to do something artistic..take a picture and post it on here :-D
please?
OK ...
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Where can I see Ashley Judd naked?
http://www.ashleyjuddnude.com/category/ashley-judd-naked
http://www.celebrityscandal.com/ashley-judd/
http://www.starcelebs.com/celebs/ashley_judd.shtml
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I'm 18 but I feel old, Why do I feel old?
It is not the passage of the years that truly ages us, it is the mileage.
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How well can you defend yourself
... depends against what ... I'm better than average, but I'm not bullet proof!
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Do you think life exists elsewhere in the universe?
I believe that it is a possibility, YES.
Like S.E.T.I. says, "The absence of proof is not the same as the proof of absence."
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What do you make of math? Really?
I use my Ph.D. in math to help me get short term contract jobs to write software and custom proprietary encryption algorithms to keep another local small company's data safe and secure.
In my spare time, I track several galaxy clusters, and calculate/plot their astro-navigation trajectory lines, to estimate galaxy collisions and other events.
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How can I turn my laptop into a desktop?
"Docking Station" ... get a set of add on peripherals.
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Are you a trained professional?
Yes, check my profile.
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How many years have you taken karate?
Less than one, for two different Karate styles.
Decades more for other types of martial arts, check my profile.
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What do you like about Ontario, Canada?
You can canoe right through on a downstream trip from near Rocky Mountain House, Alberta, at the head waters of the Red Deer River, all the way to here in Montreal, Quebec.
It is the province with the most of my Canadian relatives (189 out of 397).
Possum Lodge ... Red Green !!!
The Kids in the Hall !!!
Rick Mercer !!! (well his show is from Ont., he isn't).
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What do you hate when you're riding the bus?
... more than three different families with screaming/crying young babies, most just crying because the noise of the first one crying annoyed them ... surrounding me on a packed full bus ... in a blizzard that is causing massive slow downs and traffic delays, so the trip is four times the normal amount of time for the same distance !!!
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What's in that envelope?
This "magnetic envelope" contains the anti-gravitons that are unable to pass through, yet it allows anti-neutrons to pass through unaffected.
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/File:Magnetic_envelope,_sine_wave.jpg
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I'm famished; would you be so kind to have a snack for me?
Sit, have a couple of cookies and some apple juice ... supper is in about an hour ... do you like baked chicken legs on a bed of steamed rice and mixed vegetables, with some ginseng tea and honey?
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What's stranger than fiction?
... some of the actual, verified as true, historical records show us that there are times when truth can be stranger than fiction.
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How many charts do you have on file?
A quick count shows 347.
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What should you never run with?
... never run "in a minefield" ... especially not with several cases of hot nitro-glycerin.
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What was the last Non English-Language song you listened too?
I recently posted an answer with a video of Elvis that is part English and part German.
"Wooden Heart"
__________
The most recent song that was all non-English was
"O'Siem"
http://www.susanaglukark.com/music/
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Where is your grandpa right now?
Both of mine, and one of my grandmothers, died in the 1950s, before I was born.
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Have you ever come across a book that included empty pages at the back for the readers usuage?
Yes ... many.
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Do you know the difference between a city, state, country, and continent? Does it surprise you that many people don't?
Yes, I know ... no surprise to me that many do not know ...
Many also do not know the difference between a province and a state ... or between a union of states and a confederation of provinces.
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What do you like to ride
Bicycles
Motorcycles
Roller Coasters
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Chapt 113:1 Holy Koran. What does it mean to take refuge in the Lord of Daybreak?
It refers to the darkness that can be in a person's life, like a dark night. It refers to God/Allah as being the God that made the light in the universe. It refers to putting your trust and faith and whole life into the faithful following of Allah so that He will bring light into your darkened life, like the sunrise brings light to what was a dark night. It refers to Allah as being the...
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What are you running out of ?
Time ...
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When was the last time you had a bear encounter? It was last night for me because I used peanut butter as mousetrap bait in my crawlspace.
1989, on an off shore oil drilling rig in Canada's Beaufort Sea, north of the Yukon. A polar bear swam the icy water and tried to climb the emergency escape boat launch stairs. We lit and threw a few simple signal flares down onto the stairs, and the bear spent a few minutes trying to figure out how to pass without getting burned, then turned around, jumped back in the water and swam away ......
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What music genre "rocks" even harder than rock? XD
Heavy Metal Rock
Goth Rock
Death Rock
Some of the old Acid Rock
... but I still prefer the good old "Classic Rock" style of rock and roll, and often listen to CHOM, a local classic rock radio station.
http://www.chom.com/
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Where did your "family tree" take roots, as far as you know?
I have my genealogy traced back to 852 A.D. and most of my Viking ancestors back then were from what is now the Swedish island of Goteborg and the southern shores of Sweden and Norway. A few were from Denmark and the north coast of Germany.
Now, we are scattered around the world, from Austria to Australia to Alaska, from Mozambique to Mumbai to Monaco to Montreal, from Iceland to Istanbul,...
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What do you look like?
OK.
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What do you do about unwanted attention from a man?
... say, "You can be tried by twelve, carried by six, or you can walk away alone ... but there is no WE, there will never be a WE, and the two of us will always be two different and separate individuals, never a "pair!"
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what should i do to kill time?
You can go through Answerbag's categories and answer some of the older unanswered questions.
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How humorous is this article?
... not ...
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If you could ask President Obama for one favor what would you ask?
... a Canada-U.S. land trade ...
Take the southern tip of Ontario ... and give us the Alaskan pan handle.
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Have you ever had a 'taste tester' in your family?
Yes.
He still is and has been employed since 1996 as a professional taster and beer/ale brewer consultant by "Falcon" brewery in Sweden (owned by Carlsberg of Denmark).
... as for home cooked recipes ... I test them myself first.
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What happens to our soul after Death?
This is a BIG religious question, with slightly different answers from each and every different religion.
My personal preference for religious explanations of the soul at the time of death is this ...
It dies with us. There is no life after death. There is only death or "a change while alive."
This is why, like certain aspects of Taoism and certain versions of Buddhism say, it is important to...
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Why is it so hard for you to remember to __________ ?
__flush, then lower the seat and lid.
Replacing empty toilet paper roll with a new one would be a nice bonus too!
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Do you have what it take to be a super hero ?
Just a hero, yes ... been there done that, have a military medal for heroism.
But "super hero" ... no ... I'm not a billionaire gadget inventor, and I have no super powers.
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I need to manufacture something, or invent soming to sell on a mass scale. Any ideas?
Find a way to make a small USB data storage device that can hold over one hundred terabytes, has a fast seek/read/write speed, and costs less than twenty dollars ... and build it into a small "Kubotan on a key chain" style self defense weapon.
Then lease the "patent permission" for a percentage of their profits, to all sorts of others, such as cell phone and digital camera makers ... anyone...
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Martial Arts: What would you rate THE most important, essential deciding factor?
Wisdom!
"A warrior's greatest weapon is and will always be, wisdom, therefore we should keep our minds even sharper than we keep our swords."
Tokugawa.
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What is a verbal expression that you think is stupid?
There are vast amounts of silly oxymorons, here are a few ...
Driving on a parkway
Parking on a driveway
Jumbo shrimp
Act natural
Same difference
Plastic glasses
Head butt
Dodge Ram
__________
English Language Lunacy
_______________________
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the...
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I have a crazy theory about _____________ .
__propulsion methods for up to 3/4 light speed space travel.
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True or false - Things do not change; We change ?
False. The entire universe and everything in it changes.
"The entire universe is in a state of entropy. This means that change is both inevitable and unavoidable. Staying the same is an impossibility. The best we can hope for is to choose wisely both the speed and direction of each of our life's changes."
anonymously carved into a desk at Harvard.
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Has there been a moment or event in your life that's left you feeling lost and/or confused about where you are?
Yes.
Getting knocked out for the first time in my martial arts career left me dazed, confused, unsure of time/date, my location, what hit me, etc. for well over a minute. That was over forty years ago.
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What do you think of a guy who covers his bald patch with a hairpiece that looks like he's wearing his pet gerbil on his head?
... point and laugh out loud ...
There are only a few perfect heads in this world, the rest are covered with hair!
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When having a slice of pizza, what is your preferred topping(s)?
Pizza Hut makes an excellent 'Apple Pie Pizza' ...
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Who likes weed? the more the better
I like to bake and eat three or four times per year ... but I do not smoke it.
http://www.thestonerscookbook.com/
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Is it time for you to get a chess lesson?
No. I already play very well.
I teach chess, and other strategy games as part of my self defense lessons. They help with a martial arts student's understanding of planning moves ahead and strategizing body positions and combination moves.
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Does your country have a "national flower"? What is it & do you know why they chose it?
Not exactly, no ... Canada does not actually have a national flower. The red maple leaf is used as our national flower, yet it is a leaf and not a flower. Each of our ten provinces and three territories have their own provincial flowers.
Canada is a large country with vastly differing flowers from coast to coast to coast, and none of them bloom everywhere in the country. As such, we chose to...
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What's one thing that You think, costs too much??
Local crime gang loan shark interest rates at 8% to 10% per WEEK!
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When was the last time you changed your Facebook default picture?
Sept., 2009.
... due for an update soon! Thanks for the reminder!
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What will you have in your omelet?
An Imperial Omlette ...
3 medium duck eggs
one-half duck breast, chopped fine
one tablespoon of soya milk
1/4 teaspoon of dark, low salt soya sauce
one pinch of fine crushed powdered sea salt
6 grams of dried Black Fungus mushrooms, chopped fine
... seasoned for the weather of the day (seasoning is not the same as flavouring!)
... fried in one tablespoon of light sesame oil, flipped and...
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Where should you not go with alcohol on your breath?
... an Iranian police station ... alcohol is illegal in Iran.
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Do you have your country flag hanging in your home? Ouside your home?
Sort of yes, just a small 2"x4" Canadian flag on a short plastic stick, and it is attached to my black baseball cap with the red Canadian maple leaf on the front. I only wear it once per year, on Canada Day (July 01), when I go to the free outdoor concert and fireworks.
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I'm gaining weight ! ack! slowly, what do you do that helps get rid of it, or keep it away?
Understand these three facts ...
1. Consuming more calories than you burn will cause weight gain.
2. Consuming fewer calories than you burn will cause weight loss.
3. Consuming the same amount of calories as you burn will maintain your current weight.
... so, to lose weight, eat less and do more.
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What are you a Master of ?
Of my 5 university science degrees, my two Masters Degrees are in Cosmology and Astronomy.
I am also a master of several martial arts, check my profile.
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What is your view of only children as a whole?
Like Hex says (at about 8:20+) "I just adore children, but I could never eat a whole one."
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Do you "want it all?"
No, I want "enough" but no more.
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Oh no! I am stuck_______ again?
__in Lodi, again!
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Did you ever work at McDonalds?
No.
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I am really happy that someone invented the________?
__the electronic parts that are used to make a computer work.
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Which is your favourite leafy green vegetable?
Spinach ...
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Did cavewomen really looked like Raquel Welch in "One Million BC"?
It is hard to say for certain since the photographs and videos from that time period have decayed to the point where they are now too difficult to view with clarity. The cave paintings are too low resolution for detailed facial or body features to be seen clearly enough for a personal identification.
Personally, I doubt that their teeth were that perfect.
... but beautiful women in ancient...
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whats your weapon of choice?
Wisdom ...
"A warrior's greatest weapon is and will always be, wisdom, therefore we should keep our minds even sharper than we keep our swords."
Tokugawa.
... wooden canes that are custom made with combat quality, make good legal for anyone/anywhere self defense weapons.
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Angry and I can't let it out. What do I do?
Learn to transform negative energies and emotions into positive ones ...
http://www.universal-tao.com/archives/freebook.pdf
http://www.healing-tao.com/tao-garden/universal/en/universal-healing-tao-book-by-master-mantak-chia-transform-stress-into-vitality.html
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What are items that you shouldn't take to a pawn shop?
... anything illegal or connected to crimes ... pawn shops are supposed to check these items.
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Have you ever read the Hitler's autobiography "THE MEIN KAMPF"?
Yes, I have read it ... not a well written book.
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Your co-worker says "Whoah, slow down, you're going to make the rest of us look bad!" What do you do?
"Work with speed and efficiency, or be replaced by some one else who will! If you are bad, my good work will make it easier to notice, so the bad workers can be fired and replaced and this company can be improved!"
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What's another use for chlorine bleach, other than whitening your clothes?
Organic solvent / cleaner,
rocket fuel ingredient / propellant,
poison / weed killer,
low grade replacement for chlorine in swim pools and hot tubs,
specific purpose surface sterilizer.
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Would you believe________________________________________
"Would you believe ... " agent 86 ...
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When we're travelling faster than the speed of light, does that mean by the time we see something we've already passed through it?
When travelling faster than light, there is nothing there to see.
In order to see where you are going at speeds faster than light, you will need some sort of long range scanner/detector, some sort of software to translate it, and some sort of a monitor to display it in a viewable format ... a mere window would not allow you to see anything at those speeds.
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how to stop a 13year old girl from dateing
Just teach her the wisdom she needs to make wise choices, then get out of her way and let her live her life the way she wisely chooses for her self (the hardest gift to give is and will always be, wisdom)... or, send her to an all girls boarding school in Iran.
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Men are from bars, women are from ____________ ?
Venues
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DC, Marvel or Dark Horse?
DC's Batman, in the 60s, was thousands of times better than Adam West on TV as Batman.
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What religion other than your own, have you taken the time to study and learn about?
Most of them, and a comparative religions course too.
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How well can you handle changes in the weather? Does it depend where you are?
I handle the changes very well, because I know how to "season" my meals with medicinal herbs and spices that induce the minor physiological changes that allow easier toleration of the weather of the day.
Seasoning is not the same as flavouring.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "Elvis Presley"?
Zweibruken, Germany.
While Elvis was driving tanks on the U.S. side of the joint base, my father was an Air Force Fire Fighter for Crash and Rescue on the Canadian side of the same joint base.
In the movie, "Occupation G.I. Blues" when Elvis sings "Wooden Heart" at the puppet show in the famous Rose Gardens, you can see the house we rented and lived in, in the background, across the street...
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Don't you hate when you are trying to make a major decision, and then something comes along that forces you to make up your mind?
Yes and no ... "Life is what happens while we are trying to make other plans."
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Given all that is known about the consequences, should smoking, in all public areas, be illegal?
Smokers should be arrested and charged with attempted suicide for every inhale, and charged with attempted murder for every exhale ... and the cigarette brand company should be charged as accomplice !
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what is molecular mechanics ?
It is looking at the how and why the various parts of molecules do what they do. It is a cross between chemistry and physics, with a strong emphasis on the physics parts.
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What kind of wizard are you?
Thaumaturgy.
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what things annoy you about people?
What bothers me is antisocial behaviour of any kind, especially violent.
In my opinion, we all need to learn how to cooperate for the good of all,
instead of just look out for number one.
"Think Global, Act Galactic!"
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What do you think of building 2 reactors in the beautiful green river area, endangering all water sources SW of it?
Bad enough ... and make it worse by offering the construction contract to the lowest bidder,
instead of the most skilled ...
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Two words to describe your spouse:)?
... still seeking ...
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Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
I do not know why.
No, actually they are both wrong.
They both use "dump" as a noun.
Consider instead using "dump" as a verb.
"Dump a load"
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Does knowledge dissolve superstition?
Not directly, NO ... it takes "wisdom" for that!
The knowledge may help the wisdom, but it is the wisdom and not the knowledge that actually does the work that changes the mind and dissolves the superstitious beliefs and practices.
"No one person can ever change the truth, but the truth, once learned, can and will change the person."
Buddha.
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It's April Fool's Eve! What's the best prank you've ever pulled off?
... clear gelatin in toilet ...
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Do you have a picture of a airplane?
Yes ...
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April 1st. happy "lets poke fun at pagans and gloat about plundering them day ?
Q. Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?
A. Embarrassment, he does not want any one to know what he does with the chickens, so he hides the evidence.
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Need help on blowjobs
There is a lot of free porn available on the internet, just find and watch some videos of oral sex.
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Is a chihuahua calling itself a wolf because it yaps like me calling myself a microbiologist because I magnified a turtle?
... vague similarity, yes ...
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If your about to die, what would your last words be?
"Death comes, must confess ... the ten million dollars in diamonds are hidden in the ..."
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Will you be fooled on April fools day or are you to smart?
While I am smart enough to be looking for pranks, I have been fooled before and probably will be again eventually. It has been a few years since an attempted prank has fooled me with success.
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why do so many people believe in god, if there has never been ay evidence of his existence?
"The absence of proof is not the same as the proof of absence."
They believe because they want to.
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I'm more likely to __________ than win the Mega Million Jackpot?
... throw the switch that turns on the air processing station so we may begin to colonize Mars ...
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What happens if you take viagra during pon farr?
Viagra has a very different effect on copper based blood physiology.
It relaxes glands in their endocrine system, the glands relax and let go, releasing everything they have, flooding the blood with various secretions in too high amounts.
Combine that with Pon Farr and you have a serious health risk with potential death.
... beam this one directly to sick bay, and have full restraints and a...
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The secrets of ______________________________
__Love are a series of ancient Taoist meditations and exercises specifically designed for helping one to develop internal self control and raising one's pleasure threshold.
http://www.healingtaousa.com/b02.html
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If you could have any animal as a pet, which would you choose and what would you name it?
"Eric" the Kirin (OK, so they are imaginary animals).
... how about a hive for honey bees ... featuring her royal majesty "Queen Sweetness" ...
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Would you be able to actually stab an attacker with whatever, in self-defense?
While I would rather not, and while I would seek other options ... YES, If need be, I know where and how to stab, slash, or poke if I need to shut down an attacker.
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Can eating leaves kill you?
... depends on which leaves ... spinach is fine, but poison ivy or poison oak should not be eaten.
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Why would anyone like to befriend a vampire?
"Better to be pet than prey!"
... or working under cover to infiltrate, and destroy later.
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Sinner or saint?
I tried the Sinner and did not like it much. I'll try the Saint again, but this time Over Easy please.
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Are you terrified of birds?
Big vicious hunting meat eaters, like eagles, owls, hawks, falcons, and so on, or maybe a big charging angry ostrich ... YES, a bit.
Little tweety seed nibblers, like larks, sparrows, buggies, canaries ... NO.
Chicken, turkey, duck, pheasant, grouse, etc. ... yumm!
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Why is there so much white smoke coming from your car? Are you electing a new pope?
Just keep your bong in the back seat, I'm trying to drive up here.
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Is pretending to be stupid easier to do if you actually are?
No.
If you are, then pretending anything is already difficult. Pretending to be even more, too hard.
If you are not, then pretending to be will be relatively easy.
Oh, and I got a blue bike!
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Why do some think that Chaos theory support Evolution?
The rare mutations and the occasional mass extinction events that are key to evolution, also have a vague resemblance to certain aspects of Chaos Dynamics, though they are of course quite unrelated. Some people just seem to see some sort of connection where there is none, based on a vague appearance ... like seeing things in inkblots ... all that is there is imagination.
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In the tv show Family Guy, Brian Griffin drives a Prius. If I drive a Prius will I be cool just like him and be able to throw anecdotes
Close enough, yes ... and if you play Sim Social on Facebook, the ONLY car you can have to park (but not drive) is also a Prius ... so it MUST be cool for Facebook to allow it to be the first.
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How do I get there from here?
You can not get directly there from here, you need to go from here to the central hub first, then change lines to the one line that goes there ... then you can get from the central hub to there.
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Do you ask more questions than you answer or vice versa?
I answer about a hundred or more for every one question that I ask.
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Have you ever met someone who has never sinned?
I have witnessed two births of two of my children. They have both since sinned, and although they are from two long lines of sinners, at their first inhale, they had not yet committed any actual sins by them selves.
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Are you relieved to know that finally a company is responding to the need for weapons that are effective against zombies?
Nice to know ... but I have always preferred a fine Ninjato made of elasticized boron-carbide instead of steel. It is unbreakable, yet can chop through an engine block or modern body armour without even scratching the sword's blade.
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Drivers ,do you make a good passenger in a car (automobile)?
Yes.
I can either navigate/map read or just sit and watch the scenery go by.
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Some people believe that what is taught in schools is not as useful as what you can learn outside the school. Do you agree or disagree ?
Yes and no ... depends on which nation and which subjects you refer to. It also depends on what type of life the student will have before one can determine what subject will be important or usefull in the future, for each student.
Many usefull things are taught in Canadian schools, many other things that are usefull are not taught in Canadian schools.
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Do you use any foreign phrases? If yes, which one(s)?
I speak six languages, and I am learning more ... so, ALL of the phrases, in 5++ other languages.
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what would elmo do?
... tickle/get tickled ...
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Guys: Is it more attractive for a girl to have a bigger bust, or for a girl to be flexible?
I prefer the ability to flex, stretch, and be supple over size of bust.
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I am getting interested in traditional Irish and Celtic music, Do you know any good Celtic or Irish music which can help me?
Check out my friend Bruce, and his music ...
Tiller's Folly
http://www.tillersfolly.com/
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Who was the first one to think of aliens?Does it come from ancient beliefs or it is a new idea?
Aliens as in foriegners has been a concept ever since the first national boarders were conceived, back before writing, when human civilizations were just starting out, before 4,000 B.C.
Aliens as in from other planets have been referred to as angels having come from the heavens, stars, or sky, and have been mentioned in many different historical and religious books since about 3,700 B.C.
The...
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Did you learn calligraphy in school? How good was yours? Do you ever use it anymore?
Not regular school, no ... a private language school that teaches 34 languages ... I took Mandarin Chinese (my 5th of 6 languages) and calligraphy.
My calligraphy skill is fairly good.
Yes, when ever I write Mandarin, and when ever I prepare a list of herbs and Chinese medicine for any of my students or patients.
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What are the perfect Easter wishes?
Wish for a return to popularity for the Egyptian goddess Eostra, for whom the time is named.
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What do you do if a velociraptor chases you when you are on an island?
Fly above it, and leave the island.
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How was your trip?
'No jouney is too great, if at the end one finds what one seeks.'
... it was a nice enough trip, I got to where I was going.
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how to find out the secrets of magicians magic tricks
Become their apprentice and have them teach you.
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Who would win a street fight between a asian karate black belt woman or 200 pound retired police officer?
All depends on exactly which two humans, when, and where ... which ever person is a bit better at that exact moment will win.
If it is my Ninja Grande Master, I would bet on her every time. She may be 4' 10" and 85 lbs. but she trains the Nagasaki SWAT teams in hand to hand combat and rapid restraint methods.
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how many countries around the world have you traveled to so far?
28 so far ...
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What gets your Bowels moving ?
... peristalsis ...
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Have you ever watched Walker, Texas Ranger?
I watched all of the very first episode, hoping for better. I watched the first ten minutes of the second episode, have not watched it since.
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When it's raining, do you hate carry umbrella?
I prefer a hooded coverall rain suit.
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what floats your boat
Float?!? I wish!
Boat for sale, as is.
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whats long hard and has seamen in it
Naval Ship.
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What comes to your mind when I say 'divine'?
... using a special stick that points to where you should dig your well.
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What is your favorite fruit served hot? Why?
Apple pie. Yumm, just because, yumm.
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What makes you feel big?
Considering subatomic particles ...
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Universe or multiverse?
Universe ... but possibly with more than the four known dimensions.
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Do you think a lion tattoo would look better in colour or black and white?
Colour!
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What do you dip dried fruit in? I need ideas for sauces and dips for pineapple, mango, apples, bananas, kiwi, strawberries, and cherries.
Combine apple sauce, chocolate sauce/syrup, and some powdered cinnamon and ginger.
(no cinnamon or ginger for the cherries or mangoes).
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i'm trying to lose weight and it's lunchtime. what do people suggest i have for lunch?
As much of what ever you want (try to wisely choose a sensible portion of something with some nutrition) ... BUT ... measure/calculate the calories and make ABSOLUTELY certain that you then burn that amount of calories, or more, with some sort of strenuous work or exercise !!!
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Which site do you frequently visit?
for a laugh ... http://www.joe-ks.com/
for the REAL world news ... http://slashdot.org/
for my local news and weather ... http://montreal.ctv.ca/
for casual social playing ... TheSimSocial on FaceBook
for checking my web mail ... gmail.com
... for Q&A ... right here!
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A or a?
Eh!
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Whats your next move?
When I sense a type of danger that requires that I have a next move I am ending that heart beat still relaxed. On the next heart beat, I focus on heart rate, blood pressure, kidneys-adrenal glands to add a squirt of adrenalin, deep nasal inhale while closing mouth and biting hard with tongue pulled back and pressed up to center of roof of mouth away from teeth, dilation of capillaries in skin...
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Can you name one pickled food?
Yes.
"Sauerkraut" ... contains cabbage that has been pickled.
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What are you?! A ninja?!
Yes, among other things.
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Is it true the Epic of Gilgamesh was written 1000 years before Genesis?
It is still being argued and researched, but it appears that Gilgamesh was written first, maybe.
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Is it true that the Mayan civilization was made by freemasons?
Atlantians
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What's something you can shake?
Baoding Balls
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What would you do if you were obsessed with the book The Mysterious Island?
Sell everything, buy a small ship, and use the book as clues to obsessively try to find the island!
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What do you view as traditional Christian music?
"The Big 3"
1. Organ music.
2. Choir.
3. Hymns.
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How important are oaths to you?
Very.
An oath should not be made under duress or false pretenses. An oath should never be given "lightly" or without deep thought before hand. Once given, from the heart, for the right reasons, an oath should become an eagerly willing vital part of every moment of daily life, every day until death.
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What do you feel depends on your environment? Why?
Clothing ... from Blizzard gear and parka to swim suit, mask, snorkel, and flippers ... depends!
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I was playing football outside and made like 5 big throws and now my biceps are wicked sore, they are getting sore easier than usual. HELP?
Check out some of the recipes on this page.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/287116
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What will you paint next?
Thumbnails
... with a mix of powdered boron-carbide and powdered glass and clear nail polish,
to be followed by a demonstration of slicing leather armour with thumbnail slash/stabs.
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Would you prefer to have the power or work behind the scenes to manipulate someone to do your bidding? Do you need credit or just power?
I'm just the silent partner that gives advice from time to time and holds 49% of the shares.
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I am Canadian, If US citizenship is too hard to get are there any other places warm that are nice, like Mexico, places in South America?
I'm in Montreal!
... consider Australia, or parts of New Zealand.
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Where is the cleanest water you have ever seen?
In a lab, made with hydrogen and oxygen and a little electricity.
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Why are people so ignorant as to call you a liar when you say you've been to Mars?
I have been even further ... Vulcan (Alberta).
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What is a good androgynous name for my pet starfish?
Eridani ... as in the bright star Epsilon Eridani.
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Do beavers have tongues
The animal depicted on our Canadian nickel does have a tongue, YES! It has a tongue of its own.
The slang reference for a beaver does NOT have its own tongue, NO ... but it can usually get at least some tongue from some one else, from time to time ... so, "occasionally, YES!"
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A friend is someone who __________________ ?
__will gladly and freely help you move ...
A best friend will help you move "a body".
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Name your favorite movie?
Circle of Iron
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Anybody have a good joke to share?
Q ... If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then what would it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all of the warts off of a pickle?
A ... Four bucks, same as downtown.
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Anybody have a good joke to share?
... browse this for lots of humour, and tell my friend Joe that I sent you!
http://www.joe-ks.com
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Which way is down?
If the "Big Crunch and another Big Bang" theorists are correct then eventually the massive black holes in every galaxy will consume all matter and merge into a single black hole with the entire universe crushed to a single point, before erupting into a whole new universe with another Big Bang.
So, IF that is true, then down is in any direction, because no matter which way you go, everything...
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Can mathematics be used to solve every scientific problem?
Not exactly, no. Math can be part of the process that leads to a solution, but it is not the math's part that actually does any solving, it is the mind of the scientist. The math will just help the scientist to understand the details of the problem. It is the very non-mathematical imagination of the scientist that allows for profound revelations of new scientific concepts, theories, and...
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Do you think I should get an elephant to eat the grass and weeds on my acre of lawn? I'm too lazy to mow. :)
NO! ... too much work to care for an elephant properly ... consider a sheep or a goat instead.
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Is an annual salary of $33,000 livable on the island of Kauai, Hawaii?
... survivable, yes ... comfortable, no.
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People not interested in money, sex or power ________________!
__either have over come such self centered desires and found humble humility in their partial enlightenment ... or they are people who just lack the brain power and ability to understand these things.
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What comes to your mind with letter J?
My sister "Jay" and my cousin "Jason" (he too goes by Jay).
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Do you believe Christ paid for your future sins as well as your past sins?
No!
I believe he was just another ordinary mortal criminal who was arrested, charged, tried, found guilty, sentenced to death, and died after being nailed to two pieces of wood.
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3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions
... pie are round ... cake are squared!
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What really are the mathematical odds of the earth's myriads of 'fortutious' events being just that?
Zero.
For my Ph.D. in math, my thesis, entitled, "The Fundamental Laws of Chaos Dynamics" proved that there is no such thing as chaos, random, or chance. The entire universe is very neatly ordered. "Cause and Effect" go together to make such "fortuitous" events occur. Nothing ever "just happens" by itself. Everything that ever happens is made to happen the way it happens.
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Do you talk to the asian people?
... certainly not ALL of them, no ... but some of them, yes.
My grande master is a Japanese woman.
The guy who owns the herb store I go to is Cantonese.
1 of the 10 places I routinely shop is an asian import grocery run by a Vietnamese family.
I have several friends who are either Hindu or Sikh.
My 5th of 6 languages (currently trying to learn more) is Mandarin Chinese, and while I am not...
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Nail file? What's that all about don't you just hammer them into the wood?
flag as a duplicate ...
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Do you try to be perfect?
Yes.
... the Japanese word "Nin" means to strive for excellence and/or perfection, and I am a Ninja.
Of course, absolute perfection is an impossibility, but excellence and/or ongoing continued improvement is very achievable.
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Buried, cremated, or donated to science? Your choice?
... I have already prepaid to be cremated at sea, on a Norwegian Cruise Ship in the North Sea, and have my ashes scattered into the North Sea with my Viking ancestors, but with most of my organs donated to patients in need, and donate my brain and mind to "science fiction" !!!
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Can you endure a ginger ninja injury?
... specify, clarify ... exactly what is a "ginger" Ninja injury?
__________
Most Ninja will never kill, so their inflicted injuries are at least survivable, but are also usually very severe and permanent with zero chance of a FULL recovery.
While I can endure the harmless but extreme pain of Ninja nerve pinches for torture and information extraction, any of the permanent crippling nerve...
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What would you do if somebody tried to rob you at night with a knife and they seemed crazy in the head?
... wish them good luck in prison as a cripple ... suggest they NOT, but still let them try if they insist ... check my profile.
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Do you tell it like it used to be?
Yes, but I also tell it like it is, and like it may or will probably be soon.
Part of my martial arts lessons are about history and the progress/development of various types of weapons and how they were used in war.
Part of my lessons are about current facts, like local law, anatomy, physiology, etc.
Part of my lessons are about current trends of change and the way the world is going ... also,...
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If the road ahead is not so easy, what do you do?
... shift down, slow down, proceed with increased caution!
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Nail file? What's that all about don't you just hammer them into the wood?
Nails as a faster/conector tool have been obsolete since the ancient Egyptians invented the scew about 3,700B.C. Since nails are still cheaper to make and faster to use than screws, nails are still being made and used to hold things together. Nail files are not for this type of nail! YES, this type of nail is to be quickly hammered.
Nails as human body parts can/may have nail files used on...
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For those of you who object to the idea of harming a criminal who breaks into your house...
'W A R N I N G !!!
N.R.A. Lawyer lives here!
Trespassers will be shot!
Survivors will be convicted!'
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What religious books/texts have you looked at? And IF you want to add,what is your opinion of them?
I have taken a long course in 'Comparative Religions' and have read the religious books of all of the major religions active today, most of the old ancient religions that were popular but have now become inactive, and several other minor religions and even a few cults. While they all have some good lessons for how to live as a good person, I have found them all to be full of crap, garbage,...
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If you're compulsively honest, you should avoid a job like ________.
Politics
Tabloid Editor
Newspaper Advice Columnist
Rabbi, priest, immam
Biblical Scolastic Instructor
Bible Study Leader
Creationist Instructor
Advertising
Salesperson for Used Goods
Salesperson for clothing/shoe store... 'how do I look in this outfit?'
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What is/was you favorite T.V. Western series...
Kung Fu
F-Troop
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instead of believing the war for our mind is Science Vs religion, Why can't it be the kingdom of satan vs the kingdom of Christ?
... because there are many more religions besides the one with a Christ ... and, contrary to popular belief, it is a lot more complex than a mere simple good vs evil ... there are also many more than just two sides ... there are many shades of gray and issues of Order and Chaos, as well as Neutrality that go with the good and evil ... there is Lawful Good, Neutral Good, Chaotic Good ... there...
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What makes you such an expert? Why?
... study and practice ... check my profile.
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How does one go about learning the art of lockpicking?
... a brief dabbling in physics, just enough to be able to understand exactly how various locks and their parts are able to function.
... dismantle and examine the parts of several different types of locks, just enough to be able to understand exactly how the various parts move and interact.
... get some lock pick tools and several different types of locks to practice with.
... at first, be...
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Why don't shoes have hinges where the toe bends?
A few actually do have some sort of a hinge ... however, most of the foot wear produced today is made with a material that is already pliable enough that it bends and twists as the foot does. A rigid hinge would be more restrictive of movements and would probably be less comfortable.
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NEED ADVICE !!
Try an actual voice call. Speak to her and ask ...
She may be having phone problems, or she may not like text messages and prefer to actually talk, or she may be satisfied, finished with you, and already moved on ... until she tells you why she has not replied, you can only guess.
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can i be sued for posting a provactive, half naked picture of a girl who sent it to my husband?
Laws vary world wide, and laws change as society and the people living in the societies change.
So, it depends on what part of the planet you are in, and what nation's laws apply to you.
In some places you could not be sued, in many other places you most definitely could be sued.
Ignorance of the law is never an excuse ... the only way to actually know IF you are being a criminal is to...
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What do you think of the British Liberal Democrats Party?
I think they are in a different country than I am ... and so I have not studied them at all, and as such, I am unfamiliar with them and their political agendas.
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Am I not Canadian enough because I don't care about hockey as much as Canadians are stereotyped to?
Hockey is just one of our many facets of great Canadian life. Just because the fanatic fans feel that hockey haters are blasphemous, it does not mean you are any more or any less of a Canadian.
... as long as you put Quebec maple syrup on your banik, and drink Alberta wild rose-hip tea.
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What do you wish more people would rejoice in? Why?
... the joy of having achieved the Third Enlightenment of Kan and Li.
... because, with more people achieving it, the whole world would be much better off with these improved people.
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Men, do you get massages? Do you go to a gay masseuse? When you get a massage are you looking for a happy ending?
Yes. As an acupressure massage therapy instructor, I give and get many as part of the lessons.
No.
No.
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Which is your favorite game?
Go.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_(game)
http://361points.com/
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Are you ignorant or wise to the ways of the world? Does it depend on the situation?
... a bit of both, depending.
While I have enough degrees in math, chemistry, and physics to have a good and thorough working knowledge of most of the universe and all things in it, I still struggle to comprehend many aspects of human behaviour and the societies we form.
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What is something that you should not take?
... human lives ...
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Will YOU drive me to the airport, I have a 5am flight
OK, but while I do have a driver's permit, I do not have a vehicle. So, who's car are we taking, yours?
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How many letters can you read per second? What about words?
I have never actually counted the letters, but thanks to some years in military telecommunications and the speed reading and flash memory courses they taught me, I now read and memorize at about 2,400++ words per minute.
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What do you view as an excuse to get drunk? Why?
There is no valid excuse for the consumption of alcohol, yet many people will accept any excuse to consume as much as they can and get as drunk as they can. A lack of wisdom is the reason people get drunk, but they have no excuse.
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What do you feel you should never do? Why?
Never kill other people.
Never try to ski QUICKLY through a SLOW revolving door.
Never try to divide by zero.
... because I feel that these actions are not "the right things to do" ...
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If I took a peek in your underwear drawer, would you be embarrassed?
No.
I would just wonder why you would want to look.
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A guy who I only had one class with last year, who I really like, called me a "crazy little freak". Would this be an insult, or flirt?
Depending on his tone of voice, his body language, and his actual thoughts and intentions, what he said could be either an insult or a flirt.
I doubt if he would consider it weird, no ... just walk up and say, "Hi, we had one class together, and I think I like you just enough to want to get to know you a little better ... so, what do you think of me, and would you like to get to know me a...
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What keeps you from jumping off a bridge right now?
... wisdom ...
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What do you do when laughter does not work?
"Smirk!"
... and everyone will wonder what you are up to!
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Have you ever seen a great white shark?
... Only from the safety of a marine biology research institute and aquarium display.
... and TV, and the "Jaws" movies ...
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What is one song that you remember from your childhood and still enjoy listening to?
"Wooden Heart" by Elvis Presley.
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What would you love to throw in a fire? Why?
... a Halon fire extinguisher taped to a small concussion grenade ... BLOW out the fire!
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Did you play with matches when you were a child?
Yes, and thankfully, my father was a trained Air Force fire fighter for Crash and Rescue. When I was 3 years and a month old, I played with some matches in a closet and set fire to some coats. It threatened to burn our home and kill us all. Only because a skilled fire fighter was in the home at the time, am I alive today.
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What would you like other people to put more effort into? Why?
... both gathering and spreading both health and wisdom ...
... because both health and wisdom need to be spread to everyone everywhere ... being a sick moron is far too possible, yet not a desirable aspect of our human civilization.
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For those of you who like to read: Do you have a favorite author other readers may not have heard of? If so, what is his/her name?
"Mantak Chia"
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What song(s) lift you out of a negative mood? And never fail to do so?
"Hope" by Klaatu.
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When you think of the wilderness, what do you picture?
... The part of Canada's Boreal Forest that extends into the Yukon Territories.
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How sharp are your nails?
Ordinarily mine are not sharp at all ... however, from time to time, as part of my self defense lessons, I demonstrate examples of what types of claw slashes can be done with a little powdered glass and some clear nail polish. I show how easy it is to use "sharpened" fingernails to slash through traditional heavy leather armour and cut arteries, or tendons/ligaments to disable an attacker, yet...
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What will you bring to Buddha's party?
Ling Zhi, and lessons for achieving the Third Enlightenment of Kan and Li.
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Do you understand Chinese music?
I am not very fluent in Mandarin, but I can understand some of the old classical Chinese Operas. Many of these new songs in Chinese are written with subtle plays on words and plenty of local Chinese slang that I do not understand ... likewise with much of the slang in English music too.
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what is your all time favorite book series?
The Destroyer.
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If you were to give a subtitle to your name what would it be ¿
"Think Global, Act Galactic!"
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The greatest show on Earth is _______________ ?
Aurora Borealis
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What if gravity was not all over our universe, how could we use the measurement we use for matter and energy?
Gravity is a product of the way mass and energy displace and warp space.
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When your phone rings and you pick up, what's the first thing you say?
... depends on the ring-tone and the displayed number ... I may answer in any of many different ways, in different languages ... if it is a local ring-tone, and not a long distance ring-tone, then I usually answer with a slurred Franglais cross of the pronunciation of halfway between "Allo/Hello" until I find out if the caller prefers to speak French or English ... because this is Montreal.
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What are some reasons for the animosity between Christians and Muslims?
Start by reading the Old Testament of the Bible ... find the part where a guy has two sons via two different mothers, one a fine Hebrew mother, the other an Arab servant ... this is where the unofficial yet original first difference in beliefs split first occurs between Judaism and Islam as the two sons go different ways ... and it goes from there, continuing as Christianity is started, and...
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Are you a Jedi?
No.
I am just a Ninja.
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When I become emperor of the world, will you bow down to me?
No.
A new emperor just means that NOW there is a new target on the firing range!
Since the beginning of our recorded history, even kings, emperors, pharaohs, and other leaders have all bowed respectfully to great assassins and martial arts masters ... so, your majesty, will YOU bow down to me, or shall I let your replacement hire me to take you out?
http://www.sinanju.com/
...
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You're up! Give me an answer!
"B."
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What is the name of your favorite dinosaur?
"Dino Sorentini" ... a.k.a. "Dinosaur!"
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In two words or less:-) can you describe your emotional stabitity?
Yes, ... "very!"
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Do you like tuna fish?
Yes.
... better than tuna bird, tuna snake, or tuna insect.
... adding the word "fish" after the word "tuna" is a bit redundant.
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What are your talents ? Whether it being from sculpting or welding or hairdressing ..
... check my profile ... health science, self defense, computer programming.
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What is your favorite Mushroom recipe? Or how do you like to prepare them?
I like "Ling Zhi Tea" ...
One of the most ancient and respected natural healing methods in China and Japan is the use of the Ling Zhi or reishi mushroom. There are 2,000-year-old written records from China honoring the healing properties of this fungus. It was considered to be the most powerful and versatile drug available. In China it is called Ling Zhi and in Japan reishi.
Instructions...
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do u think global warming is real, or a hoax ?
... a bit of both ...
While there is definite reality in the way the Earth's climate is changing, there are a lot of dumb humans that are hoax-ing about the details of climate change and hoax-ing about how easy it is to stop the changing climate ... and a lot of even dumber humans that are listening.
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What is your favourite piece of sports equipment? Why?
"Mook Yong Jong" ... or Wooden Dummy ... a Wing Chun martial arts training tool. It is my FAV because it teaches self defense.
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Friday I lost my good watch, today I left my cell phone on the bus,,,what's next?
Do not lose your head!
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What's a job you would NOT like your child to have?
Executioner.
Assassin.
Torturer.
Military Dictator.
Suicide Bomber.
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How many months old are you? (I'm 447 months old)
544
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Answer to:
Do you have any Star Wars video games?
Yes.
Flight School
X-Wing
Tie Fighter
Yoda Stories
Jedi Knight
Dark Forces
... and I wrote and sold an excellent game editor for the above, back in 1997.
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How big is an area of 1000 square miles? Can you think of a place that is about this size?
... about 50 miles by 20 miles ...
... the approximate area of the entire Greater Montreal area ... Montreal Island, Laval Island, Isle Bizzard, Isle St. Helen, Nun's Island, and the North and South shores of the Saint Lawrence River ... from Chateuaguay to Repentingny.
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Where do you usually get the news?
http://slashdot.org/
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Are you ready go camping?
Yes, but BRR, it is a bit frosty still. lets wait for spring thaw.
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If you can't beat'em why would they let you join'em?
If you can't beat 'em, hire some one who can!
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Where does the best sex happen?
... small, private, propeller, flotation, aircraft, in the air over the South Pacific ...
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What to do if cat is hanging by the light shade and won't come down?
While wearing gloves and sleeves, gently try to grab the back of the cat's neck the way a mother carries kittens, and gently lift the cat off of the lamp as it relaxes when you grab the neck just right.
... or, shoot it with a tranquilizer gun.
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is it a good idea to write a will when youre young?
Yes, and alter it every couple of years, to keep it up to date.
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What makes you so sexy?
My hands, my touch ... the magic fingers of an acupressure massage therapy instructor.
One who also knows the "Taoist Secrets of Love." (look it up).
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Is there a difference between defending your faith, and silencing it's critics?
Yes.
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How many animals do you have in your house?
3 humans,
and 1 dog,
a total of 4.
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What are some girly things a boy can do?
Paint just your thumbnails, using clear nail polish and powdered boron-carbide, for razor claw thumbs.
Wing Chun Chuan
Learn how to use make-up.
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If a woman was a playboy model 15 years ago but is now a nerd computer engineer what does that make her?
From working your system of showing your figure, while operating across the platform, to configuring cross-platform operating systems.
... a "Beauty-IT"
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When someone says 'big bamboo', what do you think is associated with it?
Cheech and Chong!
They released an album by the name, "Big Bamboo"
... and in the fold-out double vinyl LP,
was a large one lid sized rolling paper made of fine bamboo paper,
for a one lid sized joint.
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Can I have your password?
Just use the keyboard, and figure it out ... how many combinations can there be?!
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Oscillate in physics means to move continuously from side to side at a steady speed around a central point Can u pls giv me an exampl of dis
"Middle C" note, simultaneously played on piano keyboard, and displayed on oscilloscope.
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OK, so will you give me a wrong answer ?
"Wrong" ... bad engineering!
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What word irritates you the most?
"No."
... when what I want is a response in the affirmative.
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What would you do if Brian Damage burst into your house with a gun and held you hostage?
... a crippling disarm.
He would wake up in an intensive care unit of a hospital after about a week of coma, hand-cuffed to the bed, with a cop waiting to arrest him. He would then find out he was injured in such a way that he will be a quadriplegic for the rest of his life.
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Who uses ___________ anymore?!
__clay tablets__
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Star Wars Episode 7 "The __________(?) "
Episode 7 : "The Balance Restored."
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What's the first thing you think of when I say 'retro'?
Retro-rockets and maneuvering thrusters for space craft.
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If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
... take pictures and video of them both drowning ... sell photos/videos to tabloids, then buy lunch and a newspaper subscription for all of my friends.
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Which elections are you eligible to vote in?
Canadian Federal,
Quebec Provincial,
Montreal Municipal,
Ahuntsic Subdivision Local.
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What do you feel anyone can learn with the right guidance? Why?
Math ... it is logical.
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What is one thing that makes you appealling to the opposite sex?
... the "Magic Fingers" of an acupressure massage therapy instructor ...
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Are you related to anyone?
A few, yes.
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When you look at a metal chain, does it represent restraining strength, or freedom of power?
It represents the product of an understanding of mining, chemistry, math, physics, tool making, and metallurgy, as well as an understanding of industrial processes and mass manufacturing.
How the chain is used, will vary from person to person and from task to task.
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What do you do if you are being followed by a sasquatch while you are in the woods at night?
Discretely/secretly drop a few dozen caltrops, quietly, at a narrow point in the path as you pass.
Continue another twenty meters or so.
Stop, turn, aim your bow/arrow or rifle towards the caltrops, and wait ...
If you are being followed, he should step on your trap ... then you open fire.
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Is it possible that people have watched A New Hope fifty or more times?
.
Three or four times per year, for thirty-five years, is over a hundred times! So, yes, it is possible.
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what did Chielo want with Ezinma?
Chielo is a major Priestess and she tells Ezinma's mother that Agbala, the Oracle of the Hills and Caves, wants to see Ezinma.
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what do i do if my tire is flat and there hole in it
Toss it, keep the other as an emergency spare, and get a new set of matching tires.
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Off the top of your head, can you think of a famous event in world history?
A major asteroid impact, about 65 million years ago.
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If someone broke into your home, how would you defend yourself? first reaction would be to what?
Never mind the pit bull, she is just a diversion for me with my Ninjato and two Shurikens. If the intruder has a gun, I throw my stars into both his elbows, thereby making sure he can no longer use hand held weapons, especially his gun, which gets dropped by the dead arms. If the intruder does not have a gun, I leave my stars and use my Ninjato ... I slap/beat him with the side of the sword...
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Do you believe in coffee?
I believe that there is such a thing, yes, and while it is worthy enough for some praise when brewed well, it is not to be worshipped.
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I can't stop ____?
__pulsing.
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If it's a jungle out there, what do you think I will encounter?
... bugs ... lots of different bugs.
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Would you recommend a young person join the armed forces? Why or why not?
I think every one should consider joining their reserves, only a few should consider regular.
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Imagine in the FUTURE ( see inside )
"No one person can ever change the truth, but the truth, once learned, can and will change the person."
Buddha.
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What is something that sorry just won't fix?
... a global mass species extinction level event.
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What is the worse emotion you can feel,lonely,fear,anger,sad,guilt,bored, inadequate,or any other negative emotion?
Despair.
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Can you write a sentence only with words that begin with "W" ?
While we were wigiteers, we willingly whittled wood while whistling.
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What is your favorite flower and why?
Tiger Lilly.
http://www.biosurvey.ou.edu/okwild/images/tigerlily.jpg
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We all have to ______ someday!
__die__
"We must be, while we are."
I remember the quote, but forgot the name, sorry ...
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What "items" do you feel it's okay to buy on credit?
Nothing that is consumable, gets used and used up ...
... only allow credit with "permanent" items that can be repossessed ... things like land and buildings, major long life appliances, quality NEW vehicles (but not UN-certified used ones).
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Is beer part of a healthy diet?
In ancient times, YES, because the alcohol killed the germs and it was therefore a safe beverage that would not contaminate you with bacteria, the way most local plain water from streams or wells would. The alcohol levels in beer in ancient times were usually low enough that one could drink enough to quench thirst and get the nutrients from the beer's ingredients, without getting too drunk.
...
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What's your favorite kind of noodle?
The real, genuine, ancient Chinese style of hand rolled rice flour spaghetti.
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What do you think of someone who doesn't know the difference between a parrot and a rabbit?
I think that they must have recently immigrated from a place that has neither, and as such, they just need some simple instructions so that they may easily recognize and differentiate them in the near future ... either that, or they have some sort of mental defect and/or learning disability that makes such a recognition and differentiation impossible.
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Where's _________________?
(This is NO duplicate!)
__the extreme global wisdom that should be obvious when we look at our political leaders and any of their actions or speeches ... I for one am not seeing any great wisdom! Who follows these morons? ... and why are we NOT putting our MOST wise into these positions?
__________
"Think Global ... Act Galactic!"
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If assigned the task of dividing humans into only two categories (other than gender), what would they be? Please describe/differentiate.
A few hundred years ago, Master Wu said, "There are only two types of people in this world. There are those who DO choose to study, learn, practice, and perfect a martial art, thereby becoming living weapons ... and those who choose NOT to, thereby becoming living targets."
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Is it possible to clone yourself from your own dandruff?
Not with current technology, no.
A woman's egg cell can be made to be fertilised without a man's sperm cell using only her own altered cells, as long as it is all still alive and viable, but dandruff cells are already dead. A DNA pattern can be extracted from dandruff, and it may be possible to use this with the egg cell, but for now, we still need a live egg cell to get the clone started and...
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Do you have a mighty pen? Where can I get one?
Yes.
It has a very high grade stainless steel pen casing that is shaped like the classical small hand weapon, "the Kubotan" ... I got mine in Nagasaki.
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Can you imagine what it must be like to be smart?
Yes ... but I would have to LOSE over 40 IQ points to actually be considered as just "smart."
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What is classed as a high iq?
Most Mensa members are above 137 ... they say anything above 130 is higher than average.
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When you encounter someone smarter than you, do you want to punch them?
No.
I want to learn from them, first ... then I want to teach others ALL of the lessons I have learned from all of my past teachers, so that the wisdom gained from the few may be spread to many, and the world made better.
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Cupcake, s'more, or brownie?
"Special" Brownies ...
http://www.thestonerscookbook.com/
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What age is the eldest person in your family, are they male or female?
HE turned 103 on the 2nd of February, 2012.
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Did you know Mittens was governor of Massachusetts not Maine?
No, I thought mittens were what Canadians wore to keep their hands warm in winter!
http://www.google.ca/search?q=canadian+mittens&hl=en&client=ubuntu&hs=HcL&channel=cs&prmd=imvnse&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=SvVTT6CSDsrG0QHw5N3ODQ&ved=0CFAQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=656&sei=WPVTT4CiHcbr0gGehIGtDg
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Name something you enjoy?
I enjoy both gathering and spreading both health and wisdom.
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Do you think this was one of the best songs from the eighties?
No.
I barely remember having heard the artist's name, had not heard the song before, and now that I have heard it for the first time, I only like it slightly. For me, it is very far down the list and no where near the top 100 of that decade.
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What are you doing at the beach?
... gathering shells and driftwood ... my native friends use the materials to make various types art work that sells well in Europe and Asia, at some very expensive prices ... from stone carvings to my favourite, a giant mosquito with a six inch wing span, made of moss, driftwood, feathers, and other items gathered from the wilderness, then preserved with a spray coating of a clear plastic.
...
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When did you KNOW that it was true, our climate is changing?
*global warming, climate change, whatever you want to call it.
I read about our global history and of past ice ages and temperate ages, and although I fully believed that our planet is always going through some sort of climatic change cycle, I had not seen visible proof with my own eyes, ... until ...
In 1979 I was part of a group of six people that rented a helicopter to go skiing on a glacier covered mountain. The natives in the area of the Yukon where...
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Have you ever been the target of an insulting rant on Answerbag? Did you report it, ignore it or rant back? Why?
Yes, I have been a target.
Yes, I reported it.
While I did add a comment below the insults, I would not have called it a "rant back", no.
I did what I did the way I did it because I felt I should point out the person's error and offense, yet did not want to be just as erroneous or just as offensive.
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When was the last time YOU were in a bar at 1.30am
I entered Halloween evening, around 7:40 PM, exited shortly after the last call, around 2:10 AM.
The buffet was good, the live band from 9 to midnight was great.
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Are you a soldier?
Not any more, no, but I was.
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What do I have to do to get you in this red convertible Ferrari?
... just unlock it and invite me in.
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What would be your initial reaction if I was to full body tackle you?
... good luck with what will be left of your life, when you wake up in a prison hospital to discover that you are now a quadriplegic.
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What, in your current home, is your most creative item of furniture? Take a photo to show us for +++ =]
... my combination bunk bed and computer desk that I welded together and painted myself.
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Bad news or good news first?
If you give me the BAD news first, then the worst will already be over ... then the GOOD news can be used to help me recover and begin to feel better.
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Any famous person that you think is part of your family tree?
Yes.
Eric the Red
Arthur Erickson ... http://www.arthurerickson.com/ ...
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Do you give hope?
Yes.
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I am currently reading______________?
__the most recent questions posted on Answerbag.
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How long will it be before you start talking Chinese?
1985 ... I already started learning it for my 5th language. Now I speak 6 and I'm working on a 7th.
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What to do if an old person acts disabled when they think people are looking but smoke pot and dance when no one else is around?
Tell them that smoking is bad for the lungs, then give them some recipes for pot cookies.
http://www.thestonerscookbook.com/
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So, what do you say?
"Have a day, eh!, every day, but never let a day have you!"
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OCCUPY AB ... anybody having a NON-NEGATIVE experience with the new google forced surveys?
I have still NOT seen any of the survey posts from Google.
I read the blog that said they were coming, and I read the blog that said some code had been pushed to fix the problem that it caused ... but I have still not even noticed anything that looks like the problem described.
It could just be my Linux OS, or it could just be my custom browser.
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how many days/weeks does it take for the resin of marijuana in ur lungs to be cleansed?
While the exact time varies slightly with different people, the approximate average time is about 28 days, or 4 weeks ... assuming only a small amount was inhaled to cause the lungs to be clogged just a bit, and assuming that was all that was to be cleared. If the pot was mixed with tobacco, or if there were other things also clogging the lungs, then it will take significantly longer.
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I'd like to own ___________?
__some coastal land ... perhaps Denmark!
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Should Governments who ban smoking and rob people of choice be banned from standing in the next election?
No.
Governments should just change the laws so that smokers get arrested and charged with attempted suicide for inhaling, and charged with attempted murder for exhaling. There is more than enough proof that smoking and second hand hand smoke can be fatal, so the laws should be changed to match. Of course, that would also mean that cigarette companies would have to stop making smoke-able...
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Are you able to defend yourself? How?
Not for major extremes, such as giant asteroid impact, massive gamma ray burst, full scale global thermo-nuclear warfare, or any other major extinction level event ... and not much defense against certain emotional extremes, yet logic still dictates ...
... but for simple basic infantry level armed/unarmed combat type of self defense against single/multiple opponent/s that may or may not be...
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Your in the Matrix, do you take the red pill or the blue one? why?
Just as it was, I would want to stay in Wonderland to find out just how deep the Rabbit Hole goes!.
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What's your favorite poem?
The Perfect High - a poem by Shel Silverstein
There once was a boy named Gimme-Some-Roy ... He was nothin' like me or you,
'cause laying back and getting high was all he cared to do.
As a kid, he sat in the cellar sniffing airplane glue.
And then he smoked banana peels, when that was the thing to do.
He tried aspirin in Coca-Cola, he breathed helium on the sly,
and his life became an...
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If George Lucas made a Star Wars: Episode VII(7), would u want 2 b in it, and who would you want to play?
Yes.
I would hope that the episode would be set at least a couple of generations after episode six. With a whole new Jedi Order, I would like to play Luke's grandson as an old gray/balding man, as a character that is semi-retired and just does some early testing and preliminary training of the new young children that will become Jedi, before they are paired with a master for full...
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Did you like your poem?
Yes.
... page 2 of 2 ...
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Did you like your poem?
Yes.
... page 1 of 2 ...
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Do you still remember the numbers to the first address you ever lived ?? (sticks in your mind doesnt it?)
No, and no ... we moved when I was only seven months old.
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If you served in the armed forces, did you do combat and if so, how did it affect you?
Yes, I was with the Canadian Army for 12 years.
No, only war games and training exercises, no actual combat.
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What was your favorite song by Davy Jones of The Monkees.
Davy Jones died today of a heart attack at his home in Florida.
"I'm a Believer"
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What do you feel is impossible? Why?
'Skiing quicly through a slow revolving door' is impossible ... the voyage is limited by the speed of the revolving door.
__________
'The entire universe is in a state of entropy. This means that change is both inevitable and unavoidable. Staying the same is an impossibility. The best we can hope for is to choose wisely both the speed and direction of each of our life's changes.'
anonymously...
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How do you feel about the Ottawa Senators?
Just one of many teams that play a sport that I dislike.
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What do you believe is in that sky up there, other than the obvious?
Space dust, that the Earth and our atmosphere is colliding with ...
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What do you not want to see in a moving vehicle?
... drive-by shooters, preparing to fire!
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Are you planning to have a great day?
No, I just plan to have a day.
'Have a day, eh!, every day, but never let a day have you!'
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What is your favorite book or book series?
The Destroyer ... a book series.
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Here is a question about those who are Atheist or those who do not believe in God?
There is no valid reason to argue.
There are only emotional excuses for trying to convince the other person to change beliefs.
'No one person can ever change the truth, but the truth, once learned, can and will change the person.'
Buddha.
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How would you describe the difference between a regular fan, and an over obsessive fan?
A regular fan is a machine to move air.
An obsessive fan is a fanatical person that is obsessive about something ... usually a sport/team.
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What is your 'point to ponder'?
... my 'Tan-Tien' ... 'Dan-Tian'
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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Elvis Presley?
'Wooden Heart'
In the movie, 'Occupation G.I. Blues' just at the beginning of this song, in the background behind the old musician for the puppet show, you can see the house I lived in as a child. While Elvis was being a tank driver, my father was being an Air Force Fire Fighter for Crash and Rescue. We lived a few blocks away, off the Zweibruken base, across the street from the Rose Gardens,...
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Have you ever read a book that ended up being longer than you expected it to be?
Yes.
Back in 1975, I started to read the first book of the trilogy, 'The Lord of the Rings' ... when I started, I did not realize that there were three separate books to the same story, plus a fourth, the prequel, 'The Hobbit' ... Before I started, I thought the first book was a separate story all by itself. I thought the set may have been four different stories that just happened to be by the...
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If you had a high school Yearbook and it was signed by fellow students was there hip word,well known phrase or funny quote people used?
"In the future, may all of your courses be INTER-esting."
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Which Monty Python movie is your favorite?
... Holy Grail.
"... now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
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In your opinion: could the people of this World ever worship a living human being?
Yes.
While it is getting more rare, it has figured quite prominently in history.
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what should the punishment be for people who make prank 911 calls?
1. A permanent, unpardonable criminal record.
2. Name, address, phone number, and crime mentioned prominently in media.
3. 10 times the operational cost of the false alarm added to their phone bill, plus high interest.
4. 100 times the amount of wasted man-hours of the false alarm served as community service.
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Can I wear gold jewelry with a navy dress that has rhinestones? The shoes and hand bag are pewter/silverish. It's for step mob. TY!
Not in MY martial arts class, NO!
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Could anyone say that one can kill one's own soul?
YES!
If it is in the script, a paid actor can and will say anything!
Many liars can and will say anything.
Many misled manipulated people can be made to say anything.
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Who's your team?
... The entire Canadian Olympic Team ...
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What kind of tea did you drink last?
Ling Zhi, mixed with Ginseng.
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Is there an isle in the grocery store that you just skip? whats in the isle;-)?
Yes several.
Beer and wine ... pop, chips, candies, junk snacks ... the women's section (make-up, hair dye, pantie liners, etc.) ... dairy products ... the section of the meats isle with mammal flesh (I do shop for fish and bird products).
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What should you not do in a severe storm?
... parachute/parasail/hang-glide!
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You can't ____________________
__change the truth, but the truth, once learned, can and will change you!
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What are some things that don't change? in your situation?
... everything changes ... the only constant is the fact that everything changes.
"The entire universe is in a state of entropy. This means that change is both inevitable and unavoidable. Staying the same is an impossibility. The best we can hope for is to choose wisely the speed and direction of each of our life's changes."
anonymously carved into a desk at Harvard.
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In the olden days some soliders played bugles/drums on horseback as they approached the battlefield. Why? Didn't they believe in surprise?
Bugles and drums had very specific sets of sounds that had the exact same meaning as the various "field commands". Very often, one general's words of command could not be heard across the entire battle field, but just a few bugles near enough to the general so the buglers could hear the words of command was enough. The buglers would hear the general's orders, then play the short tune that...
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What is the most memorable video game you have ever played and why?
... one of the first turn based strategy video games based on Star Trek ...
"Warp Factor" ... for the "ancient" Apple II+ ... back in the video game stone age of 1983 ...
The options allowed you to pick from given lists, or custom make a fleet of space craft and/or small outposts, or large space stations, from mixed parts of ships from the entire Star Trek set of civilizations and then design...
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What is your favourite thing about Evolution?
... the vast number of different life forms (present and extinct) that we know of, so far, and the vastness of their extreme differences.
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How much does it cost to see a movie in your city/town?
... depends on which theatre and how recently released the film is ... I prefer to wait 6 months after "new release" then go to our discount theatre here in Montreal.
http://www.dollarcinema.ca/
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your weapon of choice ? be creative ...
... wisdom ...
"A warrior's greatest weapon is and will always be, wisdom, therefore we should keep our minds even sharper than we keep our swords."
Tokugawa.
... specially made wooden canes and unbreakable umbrellas make good, legal anywhere/anyone hand held weapons for simple self defence.
http://www.canemasters.com/
http://www.real-self-defense.com/unbreakable-umbrella.html
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Does this fit your lifestyle? > be just, now, love now, Walk humbly, now.
Yes.
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Do you/ did you have the patience to build a career?
Yes ... self employed since 1977 ... I started my small home based business about a week after my 18th birthday.
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Is walking around a hotel in your bathing suit (without a cover up) okay?
Laws vary world wide, so it depends on what part of the planet the hotel is located at.
It could be fine, no problem ... or it could be a crime with a prison sentence penalty, or even stoning to death for immoral seductive exposure of a woman's body.
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Can you give me a terrible name for a TV Clown?
"Pedal Phil", the unicycle riding baby juggler.
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What is worth the price? Why?
... anything with a profit margin for resale.
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What would be a good city to make a Zombie film, the kind of city where people don't need make up
Port-au-Prince, Haiti ... a place where you may find the actual zombies of their local Voodoo witch doctors.
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What have you donated to charity?
Time and effort.
... twice per week I drive the truck that goes from two different food banks to Montreal's main donated food inspection and redistribution centre, then return. I load and unload the food that gets sorted into bags for several hundred hungry poor people and their families.
In warm weather, I practice martial arts in one of Montreal's large parks, and often give short free...
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I would hate to have lunch with _________ .
__cannibals!
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Can you jamble the letters of your first name? Carnac The Magician will try and unscramble it.
My name would be far too easy ... try my friend's obscure name (hint, "Ted" for short)
In alphabetical order, the letters are : "bdeeeehmotuuvy"
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Are animal rights activists the most annoying people on the face of the earth?
No!
... sure, some of them can be far too bad and give the good cause a bad image, but have you ever heard this?
"Convert NOW to the one and only TRUE religion!" ... these people are far worse, and there are more of them.
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Is endurance or coordination more important in describing a good athlete?
... all depends ... marathon/decathlon=endurance ... shotput/archery=coordination ...
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What would be the reason YOU would travel to Thailand
... return once again for more lessons, so I may come home and teach more ...
http://www.tao-garden.com/
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How often do you "like" something on Facebook?
Ever since my daughter convinced me to start playing "The Sims Social" on FB, so I could help her by clicking on her FB-game-feed ... and since 57 of my other friends are also playing, I use the "auto-collect-bonuses" once per day, and it automatically clicks "like" for me on over four hundred different game-feed posts per day!
... and I click like on a few good posts per week besides that.
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What do I really need to know before moving to Australia?
... laws ...
What is legal / illegal varies world wide. Compare the laws of where you are to the laws where you want to be. Make certain you know that your current legal habits are NOT criminal where you want to go. Ignorance of the laws is never an excuse, and a surprise prison sentence is not a welcome surprise.
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What's your favorite place at the mall?
... the exit!
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You are given $2,000,000 to donate anonymously to charity or to a stranger. How would you dispose of it?
... long process ...
First, establish a charitable trust fund estate with myself as the executor. Then make a major 2M$ investment in the estate's name, in order to setup a continuous residual income that will gradually increase more than inflation and cost of living, so the money amount will grow and not just get spent once and be gone forever! Then, every time the investment makes a payment...
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What e craziest thing you have ever witnessed?
Once upon a time (1984), I applied for a very high paying ($45.00 per hour) security guard position at a mental institution where a friend already worked. The interview and tour of the facilities made me change my mind and withdraw my application!
Answer to:
Do you have a directional compass?
Yes, two ... a standard one with 360 degrees, and a high grade military one with 6,400 mils.
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What is something that is getting worse as the years pass?
People's ability to understand ancient history, and use obsolete technology that still actually works, even though other newer inventions now work better ... how many of YOU even know which rocks to pick up and how to hit them together to make a stone knife, and which other rocks to hit together to make fire? ... who knows how to pronounce ancient Egyptian words written as hieroglyphs? Could...
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Is your inspiration from with in the self or do you rely on an outside source?
... inspiration, external ...
... motivation to act with inspiration, internal!
Answer to:
can you name a famous SUSAN
Yes.
Canada's great native singer, Susan Aglukark.
http://www.susanaglukark.com/
http://www.last.fm/music/Susan+Aglukark
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Answer to:
How do you avoid biting your nails?
Move to the Canadian Arctic, live in an igloo, and wear mittens all the time!
Answer to:
Who do you believe is truly the minority?
WISE people ...
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Do you own anything yellow?
Yes, just a hooded plastic rain suit/coveralls.
... oh, and the eggs in the fridge are supposed to have some yellow too, I'll check later ...
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I believe________________?
__in Math, because equations can be proven!
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What one event would you have prevented in our planet's history?
... the abandoning of the electric car that was developed in the mid 1800s, just because lead/acid batteries were heavy, fragile, dangerous, and did not last long enough for adequate distance travelling ... in favour of the much later development of an internal combustion engine.
If we had stayed with horses and steam trains just a little while longer, and pushed/encouraged inventers to...
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Who is your favorite nursery rhyme bad girl/boy? Why?
Mary had a little lamb ... that'll teach her for sleeping in the barn!
Little Boy Blew ... because he really needed the money!
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Each with a buck and quarter,
Jill came down with two and a half,
I doubt they went for water!
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If a cell phone is left at the repair shop is it legal for the repair man to post pictures from that phone online?
Laws vary world wide, and laws change as people change ... so, it all depends on the current local laws that affect the exact location of the repair shop. Many nations have still not written any internet or cell phone laws at all! Some nations are trying to over do it and write too many laws that are far too restrictive and have excessively harsh penalties.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse...
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Why do people deny that global warming exists?
... lack of wisdom ...
Narrow minded local/regional thinking prevents them from grasping and/or accepting global concepts. They see a single news report of one blizzard in some part of the world that rarely gets snow, they focus on it, and they ignore thousands of reports about the vast amount of already melted and vanished glaciers. They just assume that because there is a lower temperature...
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Answer to:
Have you been tested to see if you have an IQ?
Yes.
I took and passed the Mensa exams ... they said my IQ was at least 148.
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Analyze______________?
"Analyze, prioritise, then choose one goal and pursue. He who chases two rabbits at the same time catches neither."
Chief George Thundercloud.
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Do you ever wear red?
Yes.
I have two red T-shirts, a red and black winter coat, a black baseball cap with a red maple leaf, and a green sweat-shirt with an almost Canadian flag on the front, except the leaf is a red pot leaf instead of a maple leaf, and it says, "Oh! Cannabis" instead of O' Canada.
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have you ever worn a uniform?
Yes.
Royal Canadian Artillery, then transferred to a Military Telecommunications Troop, a total of 12 years with Canada's Army.
Also, since I was a child, I have been a practitioner of martial arts and have worn several different martial arts uniforms.
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What was your first time smoking weed like? Any tips for someone first trying it?
Lungs are for processing oxygen, and as a martial arts instructor, I teach breathing exercises for endurance and overall health ... so, I suggest that you do NOT smoke, try learning to cook and eat it instead!
http://www.thestonerscookbook.com/
I do NOT smoke, but I do like to bake and eat a few times each year. My first time was at a Pink Floyd concert in 1975. I ate a dozen cookies while in...
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Who is your favorite martial artist? Mine is Bren Foster.
Other than myself, my favourite is my instructor, Grande Master Emiko Tanaka.
Answer to:
How long has your company been in business?
I opened my company a week after my 18th birthday, in May of 1977.
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Will you be my therapist?
... depends what type of therapy you need ...
I am a skilled acupressure massage therapist (check my profile). So, if you have been physically injured, I can help you heal your body.
If you need mental/psychological help, NO, you will have to find some one else for that.
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Should I convert to Hinduism or is that just wrong?
Just follow what ever religion that you actually believe to be the real truth.
"No one person can ever change the truth, but the truth, once learned, can and will change the person."
Buddha.
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Would you ever consider dating me?
... unable to reply due to insufficient data, request additional input ...
Your profile does not list a gender, does not list what part of the planet you are at, and has very little other information ... check my profile and you tell me if you would consider dating me.
Answer to:
What is something that you like that begins with "T" ?
Tao Garden, Thailand.
http://www.tao-garden.com/
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Answer to:
Sprekon ze deutsh?:-)
... a bit ... I never did learn to read or write it, but when I was only 7 months old, my father, who was an Air Force Fire Fighter for Crash and Rescue, was transferred from the base in Brandon, Manitoba to the base in Zweibruken, Germany ... where my family spent 5 years. We lived off base in a rented house among German civilians. Both of my parents spoke German, Swedish, Norwegian, and...
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Do you like your partner with piercings?
No, I dislike all forms of the wearing of ornamental metal.
Answer to:
What did you learn in Sunday school?
... that it takes a whole lot of "rinsing" to clear away the brain washing they heaped upon us.
"No one person can ever change the truth, but the truth, once learned, can and will change the person."
Buddha.
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What are your 3 favorite beverages?
1. Clean filtered and sterilized water, chilled.
2. Pure apple juice, chilled.
3. A blended tea, with Chang Shen Bu Lao, Ling Zhi, Ginseng, and some honey and lemon, hot.
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Do you know anyone named Evan, Devon, Logan, Morgan, Lee, Lynn? Can you specify the gender? Thanks.
I know a family of seven with the last name of "Lee."
I know two women and a girl with the first name of Lynn also, my sister's middle name is Lynn.
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Answer to:
What quality do you admire most in a person?
... Wisdom ...
Answer to:
How's the weather right now in your neck of the woods?
... check the local TV station's weather web page ...
http://montreal.ctv.ca/weather/
Right now it is lightly snowing with a slight breeze.
Answer to:
Can Social Networking ruin a Relationship ?
Not the "sites" them selves, no.
However, "a person" may make the serious set of mistakes of vastly over using such sites, placing a higher importance on the sites and the online companionship than they place on the real people who are actually in their lives physically. This abuse by the person most definitely can ruin a relationship, YES.
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Do you know anyone with a name that starts with a "ph" or "v" ?
Yes ... Philippé ... Valeria ...
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Answer to:
What is a postage stamp ?
It is a slang expression spoken by a sexist male. It refers to the comparison of an atractive woman that the sexist man would like to ... 'lick, stick, and send away' !!!
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Isn't it annoying when someone claims to know about a subject then fails to understand the basic scientific concepts of that subject?
Yes, very ...
I laugh every time a so called scientifically educated person asks about what came before the Big Bang, a question I hear far too often. Clearly they have no understanding of temporal mechanics.
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What is audio conferencing
The word 'audio' means that only sound will be communicated, no photos, no video, no data stream ...
The word 'conference' means that there are more than two different audio sources, typically all full duplex so each connection may both listen and speak ... so that three or more people may speak/listen with each other at the same time via the multiple connection 'audio conference' call.
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If you were a Mighty Warrior, what would you decease?
I AM a highly skilled warrior (check my profile), yet I am also a pacifist (not a pass-a-fist), and as such, I would not use my skills to kill anyone, ever, no matter how much they deserved death. If attacked, my defensive methods are quite destructive, and I have no problem destroying limbs, crippling a violent attacker in order to stop the attacker`s attack and destroy the attacker's ability...
Answer to:
How do you propose to change the world?
... learn, then teach ... both gather and spread both health and wisdom ...
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Answer to:
How do Canadians spell color/colour?
Here in Canada, we spell the word the real English way ... colour, which also works in French. Spelling the word without the U was a way developped by anti-English separatists before the break away of the colonies that became the United States of America.
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Which is the longest and meaningful word without any vowels?
Since this question is in an entertainment category, and NOT in an English language category, I will just say that there are many words with 10 or more syllables that do not even use any of the letters of our alphabet because they are in some other language ... Hebrew, Arabic, Inuktitut, etc., of course English is a phonetic language and can be used to spell the sounds of words from other...
Answer to:
If you _________, I'll _________ .
If you do your best to learn, I will do my best to teach.
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Answer to:
Have you ever had a blow on a French horn?
Yes ... I played "horns" in a school band for grades 7, 8, and 9 ... mostly trumpet and cornet, but with a few brief trials with many other horns, such as tuba, trombone, bugle, a few others, and yes, even the French Horn.
Answer to:
What would you like to experiment with? Why?
Electricity, electronics, static, magnetics, gravity, energy fields, projectors, emitters, and other such devices ... I would like to make some of the science fiction fantasy items into real inventions. We could really use "deflector arrays" on space craft, to push space dust out of the way to avoid collision damage (not to mention planetary shield for comet/asteroid impacts). Likewise,...
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What do you participate in that aids in keeping your mind sharp?
Martial arts exercises/meditations, daily, continuous, and always on going every waking moment.
"A warrior's greatest weapon is and will always be, wisdom, therefore we should keep our minds even sharper than we keep our swords."
Tokugawa.
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Answer to:
In your opinion should the staff team on every site be more lenient and convincing toward people with autism or an asperger condition?
No.
Everyone is different is some way, yet everyone is similar in some way.
Each site should setup a single set of rules for their site based on the majority of their users and what ever similarities exist, and any secondary or additional "special" rules or procedures for certain individuals should not even be considered. It should be up to the many different individuals of the world wide web...
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I am a skilled practitioner of Taekwondo, and was wondering, what is your martial art and why do you prefer it?
Check my profile for my mix of styles ...
I have a preference for martial arts that include vast amounts of martial health science, and styles that only offer combat skills as a set of defensive skills so that the health sciences may be better protected and will survive with you, rather than soldier attack styles of martial arts. My mix leans a bit more toward the soft style type of martial...
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Police search. Up against the car. What is this I feel?
I have the required permits,
as well as full diplomatic immunity in 17 nations,
so, could we please make this brief,
I'm in a bit of a hurry?
... (waves U.N.-C.S.I.S. Envoy Currier badge and passport.) ...
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Answer to:
If you can get your wish, which era in history would you want to be born?
... the next one !!!
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Answer to:
I am asking this in follow up of one of Anonymous Girl's questions about "likes" and as a suggestion to AB:
... so, not just a counted number of likes, but a detailed account of each like-er ...
I click like on this idea, and add this ...
... leave the counted number of likes displayed where it is and put a small window popup link beside it ... a link that just shows as, "Details" ... clicking on "Details" opens a small popup window list file with a scroll, showing "AB-Alias/username" +...
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Are you willing to be the one that changes the future of mankind?
Yes, absolutely!
I already have, a bit ... I was among the 715 math/computer people that "Ph.D.-ed" their way into complex encryption algorithms and fractals so that internet credit cards and business transactions could be possible with at least some level of safe security !
If you understand the physic's theoretical concept of the "Butterfly Effect" ... then it can be realized that every...
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Answer to:
How do we get old?
It is not the passage of the years that truly ages us, it is the mileage!
We do not stop playing because we have grown old, rather we begin to grow old when we stop playing.
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Answer to:
what does alberta export
Oil/natural-gas products and petroleum based chemicals, agricultural products, forestry products, mining products and their chemicals, Cree/Blackfoot native arts and crafts, electricity to parts of Yukon and N.W.T., and numerous other things.
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Answer to:
Would you star in a movie with you as the main character?
Probably, yes ... for how much?$?
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Answer to:
Does everything happen for a reason or is it just a case of sh*t happens and you just gotta suck it up and move on?
YES !!!
Physics tells us that there MUST be a cause for every effect, and the "Fundamental Laws of Chaos Dynamics" clearly shows that there is ABSOLUTELY no such thing as random or chaotic, the entire universe is very neatly ordered with very precise patterns, all of which also follow the law of "cause and effect".
Of course, regardless of what has been made to happen, when or how, we must...
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Can you give a situation in which you "played dumb"?
Every time I teach one of my martial arts classes, I start by being the wise experienced instructor, but near the end of the class, I become the "totally ignorant new student" for the testing part, and my students must show me that they have learned the lesson well enough to teach it back to me.
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If we have a Nuclear war what would you do? I'd roast marshmallows
Montreal, Canada, where I am, is among the world's largest cities that are considered to be primary targets for major missile strikes, and as such, the probability for my survival is very low, and I would most likely be killed instantly, along with the other 3 million people in the blast area here.
If by chance I survived the initial blast, the winds would be carrying fallout from the north...
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Would you like to visit the DPRK?
Yes and no ... geographically there are many things there that actually interest me ... however, I will not even consider going until there are significant political and regime changes.
Answer to:
How to roll a joint? And in what? Sorry. Im a first timer. :)'
Lungs are for oxygen, not smoke ... try this instead ...
http://www.thestonerscookbook.com/
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Do you have fridge magnets? Are they cartoon characters, letters, numbers or something else?
... yes ... something else ...
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Answer to:
Have you ever been to an Opera?
Yes, numerous times.
Although I like older Mozart and newer "Tommy", I have recently begun to listen to Klingon Opera too.
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Answer to:
How extensive does your research tend to be?
... Deep, meticulous, and intricately thorough.
As a person with 5 science degrees, I am very familiar with logic, testing + observations, doing accurate research,etc., ... and record keeping so others may use my work for their research at some future point.
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Do you need a haircut right now?
No ... there are only a few perfect heads in our world, the rest are covered with hair.
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Is there ever a point when you can never repair your life?
... it is called "death" ...
Answer to:
I've seen fire ________________
I've seen fire-storm artillery barrages, with tons of C.V.T. napalm and thermite fired from dozens of Howitzers.
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Plan_______________?
Plan
Ahe-
-ad!
(Plan Ahead!)
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What was your favorite cartoon character as a kid and why did you enjoy them?
1960s Superman ... Not only was he super at everything, he was very humble and gentle about it. While most heros hid their real identity and wore masks while fighting crime, Superman's real identity was the hero Superman. Clark Kent was his disguise costume. For me, as a child, this was the main difference between Superman and other heros.
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What does the '.au' stand for in a website address?
It stands for the nation that the main server is in ... Australia.
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Answer to:
What is your favorite psychedelic rock song?
The entire album, 'A Saucer Full of Secrets' by Pink Floyd.
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Answer to:
Trust_________________?
Trust, but verify!
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Answer to:
Has anyone insulted you here?
Yes, but not lately ... it was a few years ago already.
They thought I could not possibly have learned as much as I have, so they called me "Take-Shit" instead of Takei-Shihan, then it got worse, then they got kicked off the site after several penalty box time-outs. They have not been back to add more insults.
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What did you do to my MP3 player?
The recycle center needed it to make beer cans and garbage bags, so I let them have it.
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Answer to:
Is there a martial art that's good for couch potatos?
Depends what you mean by your question ...
If you mean to use a martial art to stop being a couch potato and become fit to fight as well as learning how to fight, then most of them will do, but ones with more internal controls and extra martial health science lessons will be better for you overall (check my profile for what I teach).
If you mean you want to stay a couch potato and yet some...
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Answer to:
What's the wildest gift you can think of giving?
... a one way ticket and a six week "no frills" jungle excursion and exploration vacation to some of the most remote wilderness of Borneo, during the rainy season, and arriving without any luggage.
Answer to:
Have you ever visited anyone in jail or had a friend or family member go to jail?
No ...
Yes ...
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What do you view as absolutely senseless? Why?
... wasting time bandaging the scraped arm of a "sucking chest wound from gunshot" first aid patient.
The priority should the patient's ability to breathe, as such, the first action should be to seal the chest wound and stop air from entering the wound hole. The scraped arm should be the last injury treated, not the first.
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How long have you fasted?
... usually one day every lunar cycle (new moon), no food, no water, no sleep ... then the opposite for the full moon, feasting and sleeping late.
... military survival tests ... lots of water, but no food for over a week.
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Someone stole my peanut butter. Please translate into Chinglish?
... try looking here ... LOL
http://www.engrish.com/
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Have you ever deliberately got yourself beaten up and then claimed a copper did it so you could have the copper charged with assault?
No, never even considered such an action.
Now that I have considered it, I would still never do such a thing.
Answer to:
how r u?
... at what?
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How articulate are you?
... a bit ...
I have spent too much time "widening" my speech into six+ languages and learning a whole lot of other non-language lessons, and not enough time "deepening" my language skills ... so although I may speak six languages well enough to be understood, I am not even fully fluent in one language.
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This is my 3rd question today which is three more than usual. How many do you ask and how many do you actually want to know the answer to?
I mostly just answer ... I ask about one question for every one or two hundred that I answer.
When I do ask something, I always want answers, more so for my serious questions, but even for my silly joke questions.
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I think homeless people should join the military, what do you think?
Only a very small percentage of them would pass the physical, mental, and security background tests required to get in and be trusted with weapons and secrets, and then most of them would flunk out of the training process and would never even become deployable skilled military personnel. A nation's regular military should be made of the nation's best citizens, not the worst.
On the other hand,...
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is 169 dallors a month to much for karate lessons
... depends on many things ... the martial arts style, the skill level of the instructor, the quality of the classes, the number of other students in the classes, how much class time can the instructor devote to each individual student, the number of minutes for each lesson, the number of lessons per week or per month, and exactly what else may or may not be included for the price.
... one...
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Answer to:
What's a way to get kicked in the butt?
Deliberately, Knowingly, and with Malicious Forethought,
Fart in the general direction of Chuck Norris!
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Answer to:
If a pirate and a ninja had hot sex, what would they produce?
... a cloud of steam, a loud bang, a puff of smoke, a flash of bright light, a faint smell of fermented coconuts, a faint smell of gunpowder, and a trace of damp sea salt clumps ... and then it would depend on which of the two was the mother ... they would produce either another pirate or another Ninja, which ever the mother was.
Answer to:
what is a stronger word than weird to describe a person?
unfathomable
incomprehensible
Blissfully unencumbered by the binding restraints of intellectual normalcy.
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Answer to:
Why are you eating my pumpkin?
oops, you mean that was NOT a big orange?
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Answer to:
I DONT like pictures of_______________?
__extremely red-shifted galaxy clusters moving away and accelerating at over 12 billion light years away already ... very difficult to study with accuracy.
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Answer to:
Alarm clock software for windows; what shall I use?
Event Scheduler + Media Player + your favourite wake up music, I suggest ACDC Hells Bells
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Answer to:
What sport do or did you play?
Judo.
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Answer to:
Is there a job where you get paid extra for being mean?
Bad guy/antagonist character as an actor ... often gets a small bonus for adverse effect on fan base for playing an unlikable character, when they usually do uplifting comedy.
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Answer to:
How many people can fit in a Tap Tap?
... as many as want to ...
Answer to:
will you come jogging with me?
OK ... if you will try jogging my way ...
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Answer to:
Give me a word that starts with "un"?
University.
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Answer to:
Whats a good business project that I should do? (for my econ class) Having troubles with ideas
Very long distance remote controlled Robotic asteroid mining and refining.
Answer to:
What would you do if there is a Sasquatch trying to get into your house?
... wound it enough for a live capture, then report the capture at the same time to both the main sensationalist magazines and the proper scientific investigators ... have them first confirm and authenticate the captured creature, then pay me for my efforts in capturing it and turning it over for proper scientific study as well as some sensationalist reporting.
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How many states In America have you visited?
I have been in a total of 28 countries and have visited the U.S.A. seven times. On two occasions I went through one or more states to get to another ... for a total of 9 of the U.S.A. states visited.
Alaska
Montana
Idaho
Washington
Oregon
Massachusetts
Vermont
New Hampshire
New York
... how many of our Canadian provinces and territories have you visited?
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what would you like to expand?
... our range of "visited" solar systems and planets/moons "walked on."
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Answer to:
Not counting phone or computer apps, How many card games do you know how to play and when did you learn to play them?
I am not even certain of the exact number and do not feel like itemizing a list ... at least a hundred different versions of solitaire, and another few dozen different versions of poker, and several more dozen other card games, a total well over two hundred ... learned from the mid 1960s to the late 1980s.
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Whenever I feel blue, I ____________________
__mix some music ... playing some sad blues mixed with some joyful jazz. It helps me see, focus on, and understand my blue emotions better, and helps me overcome the blue down feeling and return to happiness with the joyful jazz.
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Answer to:
Do you like interacting with a loony?
... loony people, no.
... Earning / spending Canadian dollars called "loonies" yes!
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Answer to:
Which country has the best Indian food?
For the cuisine of India ... New Delhi, India.
For the cuisine of the North American Native referred to as Indian ... Drumheller, Alberta, Canada.
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Answer to:
In High school or college where you a member of any club?
Yes, chess and Judo.
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What is the coldest temperature you've experienced? What country were you in?
-54°C ... This was in Canada's Yukon in 1987 ...
Currently I am in Montreal, Canada, where the record low is only -37°C.
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What do you do if an annoying neighbor pours a huge carton of gatorade on your head while you are in your bedroom asleep in bed?
... first phase of first heart beat, draw sword.
... 2nd phase of first heart beat, amputate limb to disarm/disable intruder without quite killing.
... third phase of first heart beat, finish waking up, notice I'm holding sword.
... 4th phase of first heart beat, focus senses, realize my conditioned reflexes were triggered.
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Answer to:
Money can't buy happiness, but ____________________?
__it can rent pleasure.
Answer to:
OH NO! Not the _____________!
__censors!
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Answer to:
Are all the residents on Sesame Street on welfare? They just sit around singing songs on the tax payer's dollar.
... high return, capital gains investments ...
Answer to:
When do you next plan on spending your whole day at home?
2012/02/Sunday, 05
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Answer to:
How do you add an animated gif to an answer?
... let me try this ...
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Answer to:
Which spiritual movie has touched your heart?
"7 Years in Tibet"
"Ong Bak"
"Bulletproof Monk"
"Shaolin Assassin"
"Circle of Iron"
"Kung Fu"
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Answer to:
I say David Bowie you say?
Labyrinth (1986).
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What pops in your mind when I say "apple"?
... music by The Beatles.
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my question is this of these martial arts: Kickboxing, Muay thai, Kung Fu (Nam pai chuan).. (the rest included below). Which should I take?
You will learn more and you will learn faster, if you choose the instructor with the highest skill level and most experience teaching, regardless of the style. Study from a grand master if possible, rather than a first degree black belt. You can switch styles to expand your skills once you have reached at least intermediate in what ever style the highest level instructor is teaching.
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Well what do you do for a living....
I am self employed ... check my profile.
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If I _______will you_______
If I __teach__, will you __learn__?
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Does Evolution exist?
Probably, apparently, it seems that way, maybe, eventually, occasionally, yes.
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Where were you when you found your soulmate? Be specific, country, state, time of day, what were you doing?
I am 52 years old, single, and still seeking.
I have been in 28 countries, and have not found her yet.
I am currently in Montreal, Canada.
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What is your favorite illegal plant?
The Nightmare Narcissus.
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Who do you Duke it out with ?
No one for real. In my martial arts classes, I train/duke with every student, often 10 at once.
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Is this a neat signature for my name for AB? )))
No.
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Is welfare the #1 problem in America?
No.
Welfare itself is not a problem. Welfare fraud is a problem, but even this problem is far down on the list, well below government over spending, unnecessary corporate bailouts, large scale corporate fraud, political incompetence and bad leadership, warmongering, crumbling infrastructures because construction contracts are only given to the lowest bidder and not the most skilled workers,...
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With what should you not try to bribe an officer?
... several dozen fake passports, each from a different nation, with their real photo and fake info already on them. It shows premeditation, as well as stalking.
... try cash or gold coins instead!
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Do you like your boss?
I am self employed, so I am my own boss.
I like me.
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Do all Asians know Kung Fu?
Not all, no.
In China, Kung Fu is a mandatory part of the regular school physical education.
In South Korea, it is TaeKwonDo.
In Japan, there are no mandatory martial arts, but many choose Judo/Jujitsu, or Aikido, or Karate, or Sumo, or some other martial art, or none at all.
In Thailand, Muay Thai is more popular than Kung Fu.
... and so on ... there are many different Asian countries that...
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Can you give me a word that starts with a "U"?
Yes ...
"University"
Tuk U ... University of Tuktoyaktuk ... where I got my Astronomy degree, nights are 6 months long in the high Arctic.
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How does Sweeney Todd kill his victims?
He starts out by getting them ready for a very nice barber shave, and then while shaving them, he slashes open the throat, letting air into the heart via the jugular vein.
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Can you recommend a good bedtime beverage?
... nothing at all for at least two hours before going to sleep, no food, no drink ...
... before that, there are many different types of tea with no caffeine that will help relax, calm you, and help you prepare for a good sleep. I like a mild, weak mix of Ling Zhi and Ginseng, with some honey and lemon, and in winter I also add a small dash of ginger and cinnamon. Plain water is also a good...
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What do you do with what you know?
I both gather and spread both health and wisdom ...
I teach, tutor, make and sell excellent top rated Linux software custom coded for each client (especially ultra-complex fractal encryption programs that would take a decade for a super computer to crack), calculate motion patterns for entire galaxies and galaxy clusters (and a few other astro-calculations) for space maps.
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Besides a winning lottery ticket, what's one thing you really want?
... a young, healthy, smart, already wise, serious, and dedicated student with an honest ambition to become a martial arts grand master, and to eventually train others, seeking their own student to become yet another grand master, so the skills and knowledge that I have will not just live on, but will spread and grow!
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Handshake or fist bump or high five?
Bow ...
Who bows first, who bows lower, and who rises from bow first all depend on who is who.
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What not to say during love making?
WOW, you are a lot better than your mother, but I still prefer that thing your sister does.
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Top ten most painful non-lethal technique/holds?
... any of the 37 Ninja nerve pinches for pain.
... there are 713 acupressure points on a human body, knowing them ALL is just one of many prerequisites before the pinching lessons may begin.
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If you saw someone with a huge mole anywhere on his or her face, how would you treat him or her? Why?
If they wanted "treatment" (as in "fix") from me, I would explain that most such things are the result of a minor skin virus that gets trapped and built up. I would suggest a medical doctor do it, but if they really want me to do it, I would use an anti-viral crème for a couple of days, then numb the area with a local aesthetic, and burn it away with a surgical "hot-blade", and then treat them...
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How much server space does AB use up?
The text takes very little space actually ... it is the uploaded photos and videos that use space.
That is why they stopped allowing unlimited photo posts with questions and answers, too much time lag to display and too much server space used. Now you can only add single photos with size limits and it is preferred if you just add a link or post the location instead of a new upload.
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What plant foods help detox the body?
Chang Shen Bu Lao, Ling Zhi, lemon, ginger, ginseng, and a bit of honey all in a weak tea.
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What is something that people don't put enough thought into?
... breathing ... (especially smokers).
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Have you ever tried the Dancing Penguin Technique of Kung Fu?
No, I'm still stuck on the Northern Polar Martial Arts, like Arctic Hare vs Arctic Wolf. I have not yet gotten to the Southern Polar styles.
"Never under estimate a soft style self defence system!"
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in facebook, how can i stop friends of friends from seeing my profile picture album??
... lock out everyone, then make one by one "exceptions" that you choose and you allow!
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What would you name a man's magazine if you want to go into that business?
"The Teste"
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Does anyone else like symphonic Metal bands like: Nightwish, Within Temptation, Epica, Apocalyptica, Therion?
... a bit ...
They are pretty far down on my like list.
I only like them a little, and only some of their stuff.
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What's your favorite book?
Gilgamesh
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Is it cool to name a disabled cat lieutenant dan?
Promote the cat to "Kernel" ... and use the "Dan" along with another "Dan" denoting the cats martial arts skills! ... example "Col. Dan, 3rd Dan" ... say that fast a few times ... LOL.
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Would you like to TICKLE my avatar? ^.^ ❤❤❤
I will try, ... How is this?
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what ever happened to the good shows?
Rich morons are a preferred target audience for the advertising companies that pay for the
shows ... as such, the ad companies only pay for commercial time on the type of shows that
appeal to rich morons ... therefore : IF you do not like the shows, you are NOT a rich moron!
... and because there are enough rich morons that DO like the shows, the TV and ad companies can afford to ignore you!...
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Can hipsters actually create anything that is valid?
Maybe some of their art or music could possibly be considered valid, but not very much more.
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Do you have a sexy profile page?
Not my AnswerBag profile, no ... but YES, on a different site.
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Answer to:
Have you ever ridden on a ferry?
Yes, many.
The ones I have been on many times are the ones between ...
Sidney, Nova Scotia and Port Au Basque, Newfoundland
B.C.'s mainland and Vancouver Island (both Tsawwassen-Swartz Bay and Nanaimo-Horseshoe Bay)
... a bunch in Europe, and two more in Japan ...
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What monsterous creature(s) has been romanticized in history, when it was originally grotesque and abhorred? (Example: Vampires)
the race of the "Djinn" (genies)
"Leprechauns"
"Demi-gorgons"
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What's your favorite rarely heard about mythological creature? What story or lore is it in?
"Kirin" ... 麒麟 ...
It is a creature that looks a bit like a Unicorn. It is a very powerful magical warrior that battles evil. It is mentioned very rarely in only a few tales from certain parts of Korea, Japan, and the many islands between. It appears magically and aids an honourable person/monk facing overwhelming odds of dishonourable and evil attackers trying to slay or conquer a temple...
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Do you wear sandles in the winter?
While at an indoor swimming pool I may wear them, yes, but not outside in the deep snow, no.
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Does it follow that the bigger the star, the broader the 'Goldilocks Zone'? Or are they all the same size?
No, not all habitable zones are the same size.
There are so many different variables used to calculate the two margins (too far, too close) that we usually arrive at a different "guestimated answer" for each and every different star system.
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Since the two hour(two episodes) of "The Menagerie" are long enough
for a movie,
They could try. There are a lot of skilled writers that could probably make a good remake, but I would rather just watch both original episodes together on the DVD box set.
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You've just become the president of the United States. What will you do first?
?!?!? first, I would be very surprised.
... then show them my Canadian only citizenship, and resign!
... my vice president gets promoted!
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Do you wear sunglasses in the winter? If you do why and do they help?
Not on the cloudy grey snowing days, no ... but when a high pressure air mass clears the sky and the sun shines brightly, then YES. The snow covered ground is very reflective and I do not want to go "snow-blind" from the ground's glare. "Sunglasses help, but they need to be large lens wrap around type, so the light does not get in around the edges and cause a loss of peripheral vision due to a...
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Do you have a decent handwriting?
Still very neat with either hand (ambidextrous) in English, French, and Mandarin Chinese ... I never learned to actually write in the other 3 languages I speak (not full fluency). The calligraphy classes helped a lot, as did the many military reports.
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