Answerbag: iCringe 4 Love's answers

Answer to What would be hard to tell someone's parents?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:52:41 -0700

What would be hard to tell someone's parents?

"Your son got a sex change and we're now on our way to get married and adopt a child from Africa."

Answer to Do you normally lift weights?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:51:11 -0700

Do you normally lift weights?

Emotional weights? Regularly. Physical weights? Not often.

Answer to What was the coolest explosion you've ever seen?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:48:39 -0700

What was the coolest explosion you've ever seen?

I saw the big bang.

Answer to If you could have anything that you wanted, what would you have for lunch?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:45:14 -0700

If you could have anything that you wanted, what would you have for lunch?

Hollowed out elephant tusk filled with White Tiger meat

Answer to Who are you counting on?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:41:32 -0700

Who are you counting on?

Count me in...

Answer to Who lights up your world like nobody else? ;-)

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:39:30 -0700

Who lights up your world like nobody else? ;-)

TV

Answer to Do you think time is money?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:38:31 -0700

Do you think time is money?

I have a tendency to mismanage both of them, to me they are one in the same.

Answer to Do vegans typically regard mere vegetarians with less disdain than meat-eaters, or are they all the same to them?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 19:43:13 -0700

Do vegans typically regard mere vegetarians with less disdain than meat-eaters, or are they all the same to them?

I love meat and meat loves me.

Answer to What is the cutest type and color of kitten?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 19:36:47 -0700

What is the cutest type and color of kitten?

Asian Sex kittens.

Answer to When you were a child, what were some of the things you were scared of?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 19:34:49 -0700

When you were a child, what were some of the things you were scared of?

Mom Ants Spiders Dark Strangers Leeches Bees Butterflies Dogs Lightning Thunder Cooties Cootie Shots Cootie insurance broker Ghosts Monsters

Answer to R u Strange, Weird or Nuts ?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 19:31:26 -0700

R u Strange, Weird or Nuts ?

I'm an elephant without the nuts

Answer to Where's my snare?

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:18:21 -0800

Where's my snare?

Im looking for it right now Eminem!

Answer to I'm going to my girlfriend's house. You wanna come with me?

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:10:36 -0800

I'm going to my girlfriend's house. You wanna come with me?

How about you come over in the corner and I come all over your girlfriend? :P

Answer to What's PMT stand for?

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:55:49 -0800

What's PMT stand for?

Post-Modern Time.

Answer to Am I allowed to return a tampon after using it? It's because it doesn't soak as much as it claimed it would

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:30:52 -0800

Am I allowed to return a tampon after using it? It's because it doesn't soak as much as it claimed it would

That why some women use Bounty paper towels instead.

Answer to When is it a bad idea to be eager? Why?

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:22:35 -0800

When is it a bad idea to be eager? Why?

When you've dropped the soap.

Answer to Is it true that white people urinate too

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:21:31 -0800

Is it true that white people urinate too

All animals can urinate...

Answer to Don't you wish the price of gas would cost just only "1 cent" which is a penny?

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:40:33 -0700

Don't you wish the price of gas would cost just only "1 cent" which is a penny?

If tear drops were pennies and heartaches were gold...

Answer to The cure for your malady is to eat at Bob's Big Boy every day for the next 10 years. You up for that?

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:29:46 -0700

The cure for your malady is to eat at Bob's Big Boy every day for the next 10 years. You up for that?

I dunno... Once I eat your mother out, I am pretty full..

Answer to What's the correct usage of the word "lolz?"

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:28:26 -0700

What's the correct usage of the word "lolz?"

Wow, this question is l.o.l.z. (Lame out loud, zizel)

Answer to Are you with protester "A" or protester "B" ?

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:26:13 -0700

Are you with protester "A" or protester "B" ?

I'm with neutral guy C

Answer to Are stereotypes always correct?

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 21:50:39 -0700

Are stereotypes always correct?

No, that is why they are called stereotypes and not monotypes,

Answer to Could I use your US Paypal account?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:32:05 -0700

Could I use your US Paypal account?

Of course you can use mine, in exchange let me use your social security number for something.

Answer to What is so great about having a crush on a celebrity you do not even know and have never interacted with in any way whatsoever?

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:33:47 -0700

What is so great about having a crush on a celebrity you do not even know and have never interacted with in any way whatsoever?

Love

Answer to can crossed vision be fixed ?

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:30:34 -0700

can crossed vision be fixed ?

Only by love

Answer to Can you translate this?

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:29:34 -0700

Can you translate this?

Love

Answer to What or who do you view as powerful? Why?

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:29:10 -0700

What or who do you view as powerful? Why?

Love

Answer to How many months until your birthday?

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:26:26 -0700

How many months until your birthday?

3 months

Answer to Give a real-world example of something that numbers to infinity?

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 13:51:19 -0700

Give a real-world example of something that numbers to infinity?

Love

Answer to What is something good you can say about your parents?

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 18:57:30 -0700

What is something good you can say about your parents?

Mom was right. Everything she said came true. But, don't tell her that, though.

Answer to Would you sleep in a bed of ants for $50,000?

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 13:20:56 -0700

Would you sleep in a bed of ants for $50,000?

Sure, as long as they aren't gay ants--frisky little buggers! :3

Answer to U.S.A has a secret society called the free masons, they have the power to eliminate. do you think B.H.O is in danger of his life?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:48:03 -0700

U.S.A has a secret society called the free masons, they have the power to eliminate. do you think B.H.O is in danger of his life?

B.H.O. is one of them.

Answer to When you are good do you expect a pat on the back or will a slap on the butt suffice?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:44:29 -0700

When you are good do you expect a pat on the back or will a slap on the butt suffice?

A slap on the butt, followed with a lawsuit and a large lump sum is good enough for me.

Answer to Do you think President Obama is tired of hearing about what the American People want?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:42:31 -0700

Do you think President Obama is tired of hearing about what the American People want?

Hell, I'm tired of hearing what your country wants.

Answer to Did you ever try to pick up your teeth with 4 broken fingers?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:40:56 -0700

Did you ever try to pick up your teeth with 4 broken fingers?

Someone watched Monday Night Raw this week!

Answer to A 70-year-old bus attendant was filmed beating and biting a student she claimed had bullied her. What should happen to her?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:39:06 -0700

A 70-year-old bus attendant was filmed beating and biting a student she claimed had bullied her. What should happen to her?

Feisty. Send her over to my place ~_^

Answer to Whats my name

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:33:04 -0700

Whats my name

Sir Redundant the 3rd?

Answer to What never fails to lift you up when you're down?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:31:27 -0700

What never fails to lift you up when you're down?

The eternal struggle of water and oil.

Answer to Do German guys who speak in abrupt rolls of random speech like rum pah pah or cluck cluck cluck due primarily to their own ancestry?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:29:38 -0700

Do German guys who speak in abrupt rolls of random speech like rum pah pah or cluck cluck cluck due primarily to their own ancestry?

yabba dabba doooooo wop diddy dooo you have the time?!!!

Answer to Why are you with Stupid?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:27:09 -0700

Why are you with Stupid?

I guess that's what I get for looking in the mirror...jerk! :)

Answer to Excuse me but does this roach belong to you ?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:27:06 -0700

Excuse me but does this roach belong to you ?

Yes, It's one of the many pets living in my apartment.

Answer to can you do the john wall or dougie??!!

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:24:45 -0700

can you do the john wall or dougie??!!

No, but I can do your mom.

Answer to Should Herman Cain and Barack Obama kiss and make up?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:23:54 -0700

Should Herman Cain and Barack Obama kiss and make up?

No, they should make up before they kiss.

Answer to Why Do Some Dark Black Women Become Jealous When Men Say They Prefer Light Black Women?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:22:13 -0700

Why Do Some Dark Black Women Become Jealous When Men Say They Prefer Light Black Women?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Answer to Scout hates it when I call him b*tt-licker. Do you have a pet name for your pet?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:14:06 -0700

Scout hates it when I call him b*tt-licker. Do you have a pet name for your pet?

HoboJoe

Answer to Do you ever feel like you are being a hypocrite?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:53:16 -0700

Do you ever feel like you are being a hypocrite?

Yes, I these days I find myself becoming more and more of what I despise.

Answer to What's the best way to deal with a crazy lady ?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:46:07 -0700

What's the best way to deal with a crazy lady ?

Marry her. In a matter of months, you'll become crazy too.

Answer to How do I show my parents I am responsible enough for a new puppy?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:36:12 -0700

How do I show my parents I am responsible enough for a new puppy?

Get Nintendogs for your DS.

Answer to I tell you what..some of ya'll answer's to these questions really got me ROTFL(rolling on the floor laughing)I needed a good laugh!LOL

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:27:24 -0700

I tell you what..some of ya'll answer's to these questions really got me ROTFL(rolling on the floor laughing)I needed a good laugh!LOL

I try my best. :)

Answer to Are women just as logical as men?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:21:24 -0700

Are women just as logical as men?

Women=Emotions Men=Logic Hermaphrodites = Emotions and Logic

Answer to Fly me to the moon-Anywhere else you would like to fly to?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:45:20 -0700

Fly me to the moon-Anywhere else you would like to fly to?

Off the handle!

Answer to I just put your dirty sock in my mouth on a dare...but why is it so...wet?!?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:32:00 -0700

I just put your dirty sock in my mouth on a dare...but why is it so...wet?!?

THAT WASN'T A SOCK! THAT WAS A COND... nevermind.

Answer to Do you think that Obama should be re-elected for president? Why or why not.

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 13:59:05 -0700

Do you think that Obama should be re-elected for president? Why or why not.

Meh, doesn't bother me one bit.

Answer to What foods don't need to be refrigerated?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 13:27:16 -0700

What foods don't need to be refrigerated?

Soul food

Answer to Can Romney continue to dodge the "Mormonism is a cult" accusations?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 13:15:48 -0700

Can Romney continue to dodge the "Mormonism is a cult" accusations?

He would have gotten off easier had he said politics were a cult.

Answer to Do you like my AK-47?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 13:12:29 -0700

Do you like my AK-47?

Sorry, I hate guns. I prefer swords.

Answer to What do you think about AB members who left because they felt forced to leave?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 13:04:30 -0700

What do you think about AB members who left because they felt forced to leave?

Hell, I don't think anyone has been sent to the penalty box more than me(6 times). I've had hundreds of questions and answers disappear into the abyss; yet, I'm still here. I been trolled, flamed, threatened, even had my tired slashed; yet, I'm still here. When I leave this site, it will be on my...

Answer to Have you started Christmas Shopping yet? Or do you think it is too early?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 19:40:18 -0700

Have you started Christmas Shopping yet? Or do you think it is too early?

I tend to do my Christmas shopping on Boxing day.

Answer to What's better,rock,hip hop,rap,country,or disco?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 19:37:55 -0700

What's better,rock,hip hop,rap,country,or disco?

All except cuntree!

Answer to What would you like to see change here on answerbag?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:54:39 -0700

What would you like to see change here on answerbag?

The current lay out. I miss the old one. I would also remove all the Facebook buttons.

Answer to Do you love songs with your name in the lyrics?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:44:23 -0700

Do you love songs with your name in the lyrics?

I have never heard a song with "Steve" in it.

Answer to Do you turn heads?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:39:52 -0700

Do you turn heads?

No, but I turn tricks.

Answer to What is the absolute weirdest movie you have ever seen?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:38:31 -0700

What is the absolute weirdest movie you have ever seen?

Suicide club

Answer to Why doesn't the Pope run for president?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:25:52 -0700

Why doesn't the Pope run for president?

As crafty as he is, he isn't corrupt even. Ya, I know, it is surprising.

Answer to How often do you step on other people's toes?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:23:24 -0700

How often do you step on other people's toes?

When I want to ascend to a higher plane--all the time!

Answer to How often do you make fun of yourself?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:21:40 -0700

How often do you make fun of yourself?

Why would I do that? My esteem is low enough as it is. I'm as fragile as a delicate flower.

Answer to What or who would you have no problem rejecting? Why?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:06:44 -0700

What or who would you have no problem rejecting? Why?

Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Girl scouts, Boy scouts and broken action figures.

Answer to What can you never take back?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:04:14 -0700

What can you never take back?

An ex. Do that and they'll no longer be your ex...

Answer to What if everyone spoke nothing but Lies?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:00:17 -0700

What if everyone spoke nothing but Lies?

Then that would end my paranoia.

Answer to Do you like AB polls?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:26:20 -0700

Do you like AB polls?

Answer to Where will you be on 10-12-2011?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:12:00 -0700

Where will you be on 10-12-2011?

Masturing-my-bate!

Answer to Who knows any Cheeky/Corny Jokes or Quotes, feel free to share?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:10:40 -0700

Who knows any Cheeky/Corny Jokes or Quotes, feel free to share?

"Love". That's a joke in itself.

Answer to Who do you think is prettier? BOYS ONLY.

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 00:21:21 -0700

Who do you think is prettier? BOYS ONLY.

I like donuts. Does anyone else like donuts? Donuts dare f-ing awesome!

Answer to Did you flush the toilet?

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 17:38:01 -0700

Did you flush the toilet?

In Russia, you don't flush toilet. Toilet flush you!

Answer to Can you write with your left hand?

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 16:57:24 -0700

Can you write with your left hand?

I have my left arm back?! I must be dreaming again...

Answer to Why is this site the only site on the internet without a mobile app? I need an app NOW.

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:18:42 -0700

Why is this site the only site on the internet without a mobile app? I need an app NOW.

"the only site on the internet without a mobile app" Firstly, I doubt it. Secondly, it's not good to overstate things. Finally, there are probably more websites than there are stars.

Answer to Alan Keyes or Barack Obama?

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:07:40 -0700

Alan Keyes or Barack Obama?

Adolf Hitler

Answer to you wake up after a drunk and discover 10000 dollars cash and a ski mask at your place. what do you do?

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:06:56 -0700

you wake up after a drunk and discover 10000 dollars cash and a ski mask at your place. what do you do?

Go down to the beer store, buy a case of some hard stuff, get drunk and hope I wake up with $1,000,000 and the female ski intructer who left her mask at my place.

Answer to would I look better in purple?

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 19:56:58 -0700

would I look better in purple?

Honey, you look good in any colour. You might want to do something about that question mark protruding out of your back, though. Or is that your face... anyway... have you considered an exclamation mark? They're all the rage these days!

Answer to why don't I answer many questions seriously?

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 19:54:44 -0700

why don't I answer many questions seriously?

You and I are one in the same.

Answer to Don't buy _________.

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 18:09:56 -0700

Don't buy _________.

a woman's love, hookers are cheaper.

Answer to Listen to _______ stopping.

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 18:08:22 -0700

Listen to _______ stopping.

the silence

Answer to Why do people worship dead mummies?

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 12:23:47 -0700

Why do people worship dead mummies?

Because living mummies aren't worthy of veneration.

Answer to had a laugh yet today? late night show host says,"Sarah Palin says, would love to be the Pres but couldn't handle the 2 year commitment"

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 11:51:43 -0700

had a laugh yet today? late night show host says,"Sarah Palin says, would love to be the Pres but couldn't handle the 2 year commitment"

Funny, but I still hate her.

Answer to We are all adults, right?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 20:36:24 -0700

We are all adults, right?

Physically? Yes. Mentally? BOOBIES!!!!! :3

Answer to would you be willing to eat a bowl of live magots for $25,000?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 20:29:18 -0700

would you be willing to eat a bowl of live magots for $25,000?

I'd rather lick a homeless person or a stripper pole.

Answer to What do you like in your pudding?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 20:24:19 -0700

What do you like in your pudding?

Bill Cosby

Answer to Put sugar on _______ and I will lick it off.

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 20:22:31 -0700

Put sugar on _______ and I will lick it off.

grandma

Answer to What would you put on a Chinese Pizza?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 20:20:35 -0700

What would you put on a Chinese Pizza?

anything but lead

Answer to What causes penetration?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 19:23:01 -0700

What causes penetration?

Coitus.

Answer to Can the police search your house for probable cause and make you sit outside?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 19:08:46 -0700

Can the police search your house for probable cause and make you sit outside?

These days it seem the police can do what ever the hell they want and they actually get away with it too. :(

Answer to Do you look good from behind?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 19:07:06 -0700

Do you look good from behind?

Hell, not only do I look good from behind, I look good from an isometric view.

Answer to At what age did you stop being afraid of the dark?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 18:29:21 -0700

At what age did you stop being afraid of the dark?

I'm an old man (23) and I'm still afraid of the dark. Hell, I'm even afraid of my own reflection! :o

Answer to What immediately captivates you?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 18:16:09 -0700

What immediately captivates you?

A prison called flesh.

Answer to True of False: נα∂є is actually the mother of the e-baby?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 18:14:20 -0700

True of False: נα∂є is actually the mother of the e-baby?

What the hell is an e-baby?

Answer to Do beagles taste different from labs from German shepherds from mutts?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 18:09:05 -0700

Do beagles taste different from labs from German shepherds from mutts?

Ask a China man.

Answer to Murray is a human musical instrument. He makes music by blowing his-----? {Match Game}

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 18:07:48 -0700

Murray is a human musical instrument. He makes music by blowing his-----? {Match Game}

Girlfriend. That's right, I said girlfriend! ~_^

Answer to Boyfriend holding a baby in a dream what does this mean?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 18:06:27 -0700

Boyfriend holding a baby in a dream what does this mean?

Your boyfriend and father are secretly raising a baby together.

Answer to What things would you really like to blow?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 18:04:41 -0700

What things would you really like to blow?

If I tell you I'll surely be banned, so i'll just say penis...

Answer to ¿uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ suɐɯnɥ ʇɐɥʇ suoıʇsǝnb puɐʇsɹǝpun suǝıןɐ uɐɔ

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 18:02:25 -0700

¿uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ suɐɯnɥ ʇɐɥʇ suoıʇsǝnb puɐʇsɹǝpun suǝıןɐ uɐɔ

This is only the second upside down question I've seen and wish it would end. You all need to grow the hell up and talk about boobies!