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What would be hard to tell someone's parents?
"Your son got a sex change and we're now on our way to get married and adopt a child from Africa."
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Do you normally lift weights?
Emotional weights? Regularly. Physical weights? Not often.
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What was the coolest explosion you've ever seen?
I saw the big bang.
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If you could have anything that you wanted, what would you have for lunch?
Hollowed out elephant tusk filled with White Tiger meat
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Who are you counting on?
Count me in...
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Who lights up your world like nobody else? ;-)
TV
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Do you think time is money?
I have a tendency to mismanage both of them, to me they are one in the same.
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Do vegans typically regard mere vegetarians with less disdain than meat-eaters, or are they all the same to them?
I love meat and meat loves me.
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What is the cutest type and color of kitten?
Asian Sex kittens.
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When you were a child, what were some of the things you were scared of?
Mom
Ants
Spiders
Dark
Strangers
Leeches
Bees
Butterflies
Dogs
Lightning
Thunder
Cooties
Cootie Shots
Cootie insurance broker
Ghosts
Monsters
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R u Strange, Weird or Nuts ?
I'm an elephant without the nuts
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Where's my snare?
Im looking for it right now Eminem!
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I'm going to my girlfriend's house. You wanna come with me?
How about you come over in the corner and I come all over your girlfriend? :P
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What's PMT stand for?
Post-Modern Time.
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Am I allowed to return a tampon after using it? It's because it doesn't soak as much as it claimed it would
That why some women use Bounty paper towels instead.
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When is it a bad idea to be eager? Why?
When you've dropped the soap.
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Is it true that white people urinate too
All animals can urinate...
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Don't you wish the price of gas would cost just only "1 cent" which is a penny?
If tear drops were pennies and heartaches were gold...
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The cure for your malady is to eat at Bob's Big Boy every day for the next 10 years. You up for that?
I dunno... Once I eat your mother out, I am pretty full..
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What's the correct usage of the word "lolz?"
Wow, this question is l.o.l.z. (Lame out loud, zizel)
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Are you with protester "A" or protester "B" ?
I'm with neutral guy C
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Are stereotypes always correct?
No, that is why they are called stereotypes and not monotypes,
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Could I use your US Paypal account?
Of course you can use mine, in exchange let me use your social security number for something.
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What is so great about having a crush on a celebrity you do not even know and have never interacted with in any way whatsoever?
Love
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can crossed vision be fixed ?
Only by love
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Can you translate this?
Love
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What or who do you view as powerful? Why?
Love
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How many months until your birthday?
3 months
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Give a real-world example of something that numbers to infinity?
Love
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What is something good you can say about your parents?
Mom was right. Everything she said came true. But, don't tell her that, though.
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Would you sleep in a bed of ants for $50,000?
Sure, as long as they aren't gay ants--frisky little buggers! :3
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U.S.A has a secret society called the free masons, they have the power to eliminate. do you think B.H.O is in danger of his life?
B.H.O. is one of them.
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When you are good do you expect a pat on the back or will a slap on the butt suffice?
A slap on the butt, followed with a lawsuit and a large lump sum is good enough for me.
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Do you think President Obama is tired of hearing about what the American People want?
Hell, I'm tired of hearing what your country wants.
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Did you ever try to pick up your teeth with 4 broken fingers?
Someone watched Monday Night Raw this week!
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A 70-year-old bus attendant was filmed beating and biting a student she claimed had bullied her. What should happen to her?
Feisty. Send her over to my place ~_^
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Whats my name
Sir Redundant the 3rd?
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What never fails to lift you up when you're down?
The eternal struggle of water and oil.
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Do German guys who speak in abrupt rolls of random speech like rum pah pah or cluck cluck cluck due primarily to their own ancestry?
yabba dabba doooooo wop diddy dooo you have the time?!!!
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Why are you with Stupid?
I guess that's what I get for looking in the mirror...jerk! :)
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Excuse me but does this roach belong to you ?
Yes, It's one of the many pets living in my apartment.
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can you do the john wall or dougie??!!
No, but I can do your mom.
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Should Herman Cain and Barack Obama kiss and make up?
No, they should make up before they kiss.
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Why Do Some Dark Black Women Become Jealous When Men Say They Prefer Light Black Women?
Why do birds suddenly appear?
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Scout hates it when I call him b*tt-licker. Do you have a pet name for your pet?
HoboJoe
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Do you ever feel like you are being a hypocrite?
Yes, I these days I find myself becoming more and more of what I despise.
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What's the best way to deal with a crazy lady ?
Marry her. In a matter of months, you'll become crazy too.
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How do I show my parents I am responsible enough for a new puppy?
Get Nintendogs for your DS.
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I tell you what..some of ya'll answer's to these questions really got me ROTFL(rolling on the floor laughing)I needed a good laugh!LOL
I try my best. :)
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Are women just as logical as men?
Women=Emotions
Men=Logic
Hermaphrodites = Emotions and Logic
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Fly me to the moon-Anywhere else you would like to fly to?
Off the handle!
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I just put your dirty sock in my mouth on a dare...but why is it so...wet?!?
THAT WASN'T A SOCK! THAT WAS A COND... nevermind.
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Do you think that Obama should be re-elected for president? Why or why not.
Meh, doesn't bother me one bit.
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What foods don't need to be refrigerated?
Soul food
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Can Romney continue to dodge the "Mormonism is a cult" accusations?
He would have gotten off easier had he said politics were a cult.
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Do you like my AK-47?
Sorry, I hate guns. I prefer swords.
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What do you think about AB members who left because they felt forced to leave?
Hell, I don't think anyone has been sent to the penalty box more than me(6 times). I've had hundreds of questions and answers disappear into the abyss; yet, I'm still here. I been trolled, flamed, threatened, even had my tired slashed; yet, I'm still here. When I leave this site, it will be on my terms and no one else's.
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Have you started Christmas Shopping yet? Or do you think it is too early?
I tend to do my Christmas shopping on Boxing day.
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What's better,rock,hip hop,rap,country,or disco?
All except cuntree!
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What would you like to see change here on answerbag?
The current lay out. I miss the old one. I would also remove all the Facebook buttons.
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Do you love songs with your name in the lyrics?
I have never heard a song with "Steve" in it.
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Do you turn heads?
No, but I turn tricks.
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What is the absolute weirdest movie you have ever seen?
Suicide club
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Why doesn't the Pope run for president?
As crafty as he is, he isn't corrupt even. Ya, I know, it is surprising.
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How often do you step on other people's toes?
When I want to ascend to a higher plane--all the time!
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How often do you make fun of yourself?
Why would I do that? My esteem is low enough as it is. I'm as fragile as a delicate flower.
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What or who would you have no problem rejecting? Why?
Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Girl scouts, Boy scouts and broken action figures.
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What can you never take back?
An ex. Do that and they'll no longer be your ex...
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What if everyone spoke nothing but Lies?
Then that would end my paranoia.
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Do you like AB polls?
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Where will you be on 10-12-2011?
Masturing-my-bate!
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Who knows any Cheeky/Corny Jokes or Quotes, feel free to share?
"Love". That's a joke in itself.
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Who do you think is prettier? BOYS ONLY.
I like donuts. Does anyone else like donuts? Donuts dare f-ing awesome!
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Did you flush the toilet?
In Russia, you don't flush toilet. Toilet flush you!
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Can you write with your left hand?
I have my left arm back?! I must be dreaming again...
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Why is this site the only site on the internet without a mobile app? I need an app NOW.
"the only site on the internet without a mobile app"
Firstly, I doubt it. Secondly, it's not good to overstate things. Finally, there are probably more websites than there are stars.
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Alan Keyes or Barack Obama?
Adolf Hitler
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you wake up after a drunk and discover 10000 dollars cash and a ski mask at your place. what do you do?
Go down to the beer store, buy a case of some hard stuff, get drunk and hope I wake up with $1,000,000 and the female ski intructer who left her mask at my place.
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would I look better in purple?
Honey, you look good in any colour. You might want to do something about that question mark protruding out of your back, though. Or is that your face... anyway... have you considered an exclamation mark? They're all the rage these days!
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why don't I answer many questions seriously?
You and I are one in the same.
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Don't buy _________.
a woman's love, hookers are cheaper.
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Listen to _______ stopping.
the silence
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Why do people worship dead mummies?
Because living mummies aren't worthy of veneration.
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had a laugh yet today? late night show host says,"Sarah Palin says, would love to be the Pres but couldn't handle the 2 year commitment"
Funny, but I still hate her.
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We are all adults, right?
Physically? Yes. Mentally? BOOBIES!!!!! :3
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would you be willing to eat a bowl of live magots for $25,000?
I'd rather lick a homeless person or a stripper pole.
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What do you like in your pudding?
Bill Cosby
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Put sugar on _______ and I will lick it off.
grandma
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What would you put on a Chinese Pizza?
anything but lead
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What causes penetration?
Coitus.
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Can the police search your house for probable cause and make you sit outside?
These days it seem the police can do what ever the hell they want and they actually get away with it too. :(
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Do you look good from behind?
Hell, not only do I look good from behind, I look good from an isometric view.
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At what age did you stop being afraid of the dark?
I'm an old man (23) and I'm still afraid of the dark. Hell, I'm even afraid of my own reflection! :o
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What immediately captivates you?
A prison called flesh.
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True of False: נα∂є is actually the mother of the e-baby?
What the hell is an e-baby?
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Do beagles taste different from labs from German shepherds from mutts?
Ask a China man.
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Murray is a human musical instrument. He makes music by blowing his-----? {Match Game}
Girlfriend. That's right, I said girlfriend! ~_^
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Boyfriend holding a baby in a dream what does this mean?
Your boyfriend and father are secretly raising a baby together.
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What things would you really like to blow?
If I tell you I'll surely be banned, so i'll just say penis...
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¿uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ suɐɯnɥ ʇɐɥʇ suoıʇsǝnb puɐʇsɹǝpun suǝıןɐ uɐɔ
This is only the second upside down question I've seen and wish it would end. You all need to grow the hell up and talk about boobies!
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Al Davis of the Oakland Raiders died today. Would you help me wish the Raider organization our deepest sympathy?
No. I never pour my heart out for people I don't know or else I would be in a perpetual state of sadness
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what singer would you like to serenade you over Dinner with your SO or date?
Adolf Hitler
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Why do police enjoy arresting black teenagers so much?
They love chocolate.
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What Mode are you in? Is it safe?
God mode. I'm invincible bitches!!! >:)
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Is pizza the all time favorite food?
Pizza is in a class of it's own. It's like the Johny Cash of foods.
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3 different things to do in the living room?
Sex
Fornicate
Fuck
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What is considered "good news" to you?
No news.
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What is a "must have" in your bathroom?
PRIVACY!!
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What Happens when Batman breaks his back????
Hmmm...
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A California teacher wants to deduct grades from students who say 'bless you' after someone sneezes. What do you think?
They have my blessings to do as they please.
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Do you know of any interesting facts about anything? Tell me a I wanna know.
Fluoride is bad for us yet is can be found in our water and our toothpaste.
http://www.angelfire.com/az/sthurston/fluoride.html
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Are there still pay phones around anywhere?
ya, it's called a phone...
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Why are people caught up in the rat race?
Everyone wants a piece of the cheese.
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Would you please bring me the horizon?
I tried, but every time I get closer it moves further away. Would you settle for a photograph of the horizon instead? No? How about I pluck a star from the Heavens and give it to you?
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How do you feel about the below quote ?
Feels good.
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What are the careers of tomorrow?
Prostitute, but I hear the politically correct term is 'bio waste dumpster'.
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Clifford Olson finally died of cancer..anyone else cheering his suffering?
No, why would I cheer over someone's death. I'm not a monster.
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Shouldn't $6 beers come with at least a 2 minute dry hump?
It should also come with a reach around.
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Complete this sentence: I used to be ________________, but now I am_______________.
a closeted straight guy/ flaming flamboyant straight guy
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Why do people who practice religions bothered by Athiests?
I don't care what they think. They are just as religious as we are even if they don't have a god.
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Have you ever had unanswered question here?
Many question... They don't even get posted on the front page, they just disappear into obscurity. This is why I mostly stick to answering questions. I have many questions to ask but no one to answer them.... :/
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Are you the father?
Naw, Maury, I aint da fawder! Dat gurl is a hoodrat! You prolly da fawder...
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Could a giant Cheerio be used as a raft?
Just use a fat chick fer gawdsakes! They are most buoyant in water than a Cheerio.
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I got this one pregnant, that one wants to marry me, and the other one says she is going to kill the other two. Any advice?
Have the 3rd girl kill the other 2. Then call the police on the killer! :3
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Can you think of anyone who has never been mean once that you know of? If so, who?
That gay guy on tv, wears glasses. Alway smiles. Ugh, I forget his name...
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Last question of the night: Are you happy tomorrow is Friday?
I listened to Rebecca Black all day to ring in Friday.
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Presidents. What are they good for?
Being honest and sincere. i especially admire the candor of Obama. What a great man. Hope he wins the coming election. :3
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If all of your friends were jumping off of a cliff, would you go along with them?
Depends if one of them is fat enough to cushion my fall.
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Can "eating meat" be a reason of human aggressive actions?
No, but being hit in the meat is a great aggravator.
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I am Your Champion
Do you realize that you are a champion in their eyes?
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What type of souvenir do you like best?
STDs
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When was the last time you put yourself first?
Well, I am the first to answer this question, so....
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If lies help us survive is the truth poisonous?
I'll take that poison any day.
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What do you think happens after death ?
You mean something else comes after death? Geez! The torture continues...
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I'm listening to Sweet Child O' Mine-GnR ,what are you currently listening to?
The soothing voice of Gilbert Godfrey.
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Why doesn't Jesus want me for a sunbeam?
Sup, my Xigga! Xigga please! you can't be Jesus' sunbeam. Why would you want to be a blender anyway?
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If you had a chance to play in the band with any instrument of your choice, which would you use?
I'll use my harmonica!
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What religious object do you have in your house?
An Optimus Prime Transformer.
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What is your neck size circumference?
Pencil sized
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Which is more important to you, your friends or your family?
Money!
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Is Bjork hot?
Well, I got my laugh for the day. Thanks Big Bang!
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Who do you feel is the funniest comedian ever?
God.
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After my 15th birthday my older brother by 3 years raped me non stop and beat me what should I do 2 get over this...
Marry him.
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They say there is good in everyone. Is there evil in everyone also? Do you have evil thoughts?
i hear voices in my head
they council me
they understand
they tell me things
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Procrastinator or Go-Getter?
I'm a ragequiter! If I don't get my way, I'm out like Ryan Seacrest!
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Have any of you out there eaten Miss Minny's chocolate pie?
I could eat her pie all day!
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Can I be your one and only sugar bunny?
Sure, as long as your high sugar count doesn't result in an amputated limb... 'anyone wanna buy a lucky rabbit's foot?'
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What do you think about intentional obesity?
Thinking causes cancer...stop thinking!
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What was the last mistake that you made?
Being born :|
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Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
bb
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who is the best tea maker on answerbag ?
The Teabaggers.
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Will drinking hydrogen peroxide leave me squeaky clean?
Wouldn't that make your insides white? If you want to cleanse your insides, I suggest bleach. It works wonders.
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How many Pringles do you eat at a time?
I take em like hoes and swallow em whole... 15chips max!
*scratches mysterious bumps around mouth*
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Confucius says ______________?
quit work, make music!
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Let's be friends. Add me?
Follow me on Twitter
Like me on Facebook
Watch me on Youtube
See me on Tumblr
Listen to me on Myspace
Jack off to me on Youporn
Now, add me on Answerbag... the internet has gone to hell in a hand-basket
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I have some candy for you. Come a little closer?
If it won't on little girls, what makes you think it will work on us adults.
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Describe yourself in 3 words or less?
Lazy-ass, socially-awkward, nerd.
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I'm feeling chilly are you?
Better cover up the twins!
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Beer and cigarettes are great for _________.
oppressing the masses.
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Do you believe horror movies contribute to violence in society?
IF you think about it REALLY hard...didn't violence exist long before movies, tv, videogames and music? All they've done was come up with more inventive ways to stuff a guy. At our core we are violent beings.
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Whats your halloween costume going to be this year?
A generous Jew. Free pennies for all!!!
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If you were food would you be tasty?
It wouldn't matter what food I was, I'd taste like armpit. I haven't showered all day.
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Do you usually apologize for things that aren't even your fault?
Sorry, but no. I never apologize for anything.
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Has your intelligence limited you in your life?
I know longer he the point of gather money and being a slave to some corporation:(
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What would you like to drink? Drinks on me
I'll have a glass of bureaucratic power with a side of tyranism.
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I've a question for the professor.
Geez, who the hell is your proffessor? Charles Manson?
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How can I delete my profile on answerbag?
You can never leave Answerbag, fool!!!!!!
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How can you cure world terrorism, when this country cannot even stop the flow of illegal drugs into this country??
Give the terrorist drugs and everything with be groovy!
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I am 26 years old and i want to run away from my life. want to pack my car and just drive away. HELP!!!!
This is not a question?!
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What are you going to be for halloween???
An intelligent black man...SCARY!!! :P
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Death camps?
They call them Fema camps now.
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Where can you go to get a free Govt. hand out crack pipe...
Crack hoe.
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Vancouver Canada, is the crack capital of the world, who is number two
Maybe so, but the US is still prescription drug capital of the world.
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May I take your______________?
virginity?
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my mom told me i will never get a girlfriend
Some else posted this same story here a couple of months ago...
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What do you dislike most about yourself?
Lazy, depressed and going nowhere fast...I also procrastinate. :(
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Do you have what it takes to play in the NBA?
Well, if NBA stands for National Bullshitting Association, I believe I have what it takes.
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Is is possible Barack Obama will single handedly ruin his party?
Depends, what are the snakes served at his party? Which musicians will be there?
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Are you ready to rock?!
Man, I've been rolling for close to an hour...I could definitely go for some rock!
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Is Scotland for sale?
Scotland? Bleh! I wouldn't buy that even it were on clearance. Save you're money and buy Greece or one of these other failing countries.
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I saw a ________ & I just had to ___________ it?
I saw a loophole and I just had to exploit it.
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Why are you wasting my soap?!
I'm trying to scrub the sins away!
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When you are about to eat a banana, Which end do you open the banana from?
The gay end.
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Why are some birds awake at night?
to annoy me 24hours a day!
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Which sport do you think is harder football or baseball? why?
I find it harder to stay away when I watch a baseball game.
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When you are eating an animal do you ever think of how it looked before it was killed?
No more than I would think about what it would look like coming out 4 hours after i eat it.
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Which dog breed do you think is the most intelligent and which the dumbest?
Smart:Lassie
Dumb:anyone who uses dog or dawg as a term of endearment.
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ladies what should i where for a date to the movies.
Wear a condom
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Is it possible for a 1 year old baby to talk/read/write/do basic arithmetic after an extreme training programme?
I don't know about solving mathematic equations and reading, but yes it's possible for a one year old to speak.
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When is it absolutely important to defend yourself? When is it pointless to do so?
Lately, it seems even when the evidence doesn't point against or when witnesses changes their stories, you're still guilty. :(
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Do you make imaginary friends easily?
No, even they shun me. :(
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Who else would you want to be buried on the moon right beside Hitler's body?
Why the hell would that handsome devil be buried on the moon?
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Why monsters never admit that they are monsters?
Why would I? That would be defamation of character and not to mention, a kick to my esteem.
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what's best website ever??
Google
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Look at me_____________!
Look at me but no touching
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Where did you get your computer skills...
Google/self taught.
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Do you plan on using the new "Subscribe" feature on Facebook? Why or why not?
F**k Facebook!
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What is the most memorable compliment you have ever earned at work or at school?
"You're so intelligent. Too bad you're pissing your life away."
We;;, it wasn't exacted said like that, but it's close enough. :P
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Why are you so cute?
How many beers did you have? I think you should keep drinking til I become 'drop dead sexy'. :P
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Flag as a dupe
How dare you say about my mother!!!!
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who does your clothes shopping
Mom... She don't even know what clothes I like and unfortunately, I myself, am no better at shopping for clothes. :(
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I was at a funeral recently a guy's cell phone rang 4 times during the service what is the matter with people?
I agree, what is the matter with people?! Why do you care if his cell rings four times? He could be expecting an important call. Have you ever considered that? Think of other for once, you thought inconsiderate selfish person! >:(
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I want to create a new line of teddy bears called Scare Bears. What could I name them?
Ku Klux Kub
Attila the Cub
Cubligula
Gay bear
Osama
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What were your highest and lowest salaries made in life?
Highest 10.25
Lowest 8.75
Both are minimum wages
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y do peeps make such a big dill bout grammer
U speled gramour rong...ideit
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Dose Kim Kardashian ANNOY you???
No, I don't give a rats ass about her or any other celebratard.
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Should I drop Jack off in Pandora's box?
Ewww, use napkins for god sakes!
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Do you like lollipops?
Jawbreakers for me, thanks. :)
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If you could say you droped an animal with one punch, what would it be.
I would never hurt an animal! I would eat if it it were dead, but I would NEVER harm a living animal! And, If that makes me a hypocrite than so be it. That said, I take out the whale Rosie O' Donald with a TIGER UPPERCUT or a SHOOORYUUUUUKEEEN!!!!
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I really hope my head doesn't _______________.
doesn't transform onto a robot.
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in your lifetime how many cellphones have you owned? What were they? Why did you upgrade? What do you like best about your current phone?
Zero. Don't want one.
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If you knew you were gonna die tomorrow, what would you do today?
AB til my last breath.
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Is anyone freaked out by Lady Gaga's boyfriend?
She is finally dating satan?
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Who was your goofball in school?
Some guy that I couldn't careless about.
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Do you like spin at your doorstep? Why or why not?
No more than I like Jehovah witnesses.
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We need to weed out liars form truthtellers. Wouldn't it be great if each lie caused the liar to hiccup long and loud! Perfect, right?
One one hand, it is a great a way to tell if a politician is bsing; on the other, lying can protect the masses from the awful truth...hmmm...
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Why do people use lower case letters when they should use capitals?
I KNOW. THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THE RULES OF PUNCTUATION AND ADHERE TO THEM AND ANOTHER THING THAT I CANT STAND IS LACK OF COMMAS AND PERIODS
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What is the weirdest ingredient you have put in apple pie?
Raisins...BLEH!
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Have you ever lied soo much that you start to live and breath those stories?
Yes, I use to until I was exposed as a fraud and came clean on Oprah Winfrey's show. I embarrassed her and myself with my fictitious storytelling.
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Why do some areas of tha human body be itchy? I mean seriously..
Take a cloth, soap and do some serious scrubbing .
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What are your thoughts on Ted Bundy?
I thought he was a funny character. I miss Married with Children. :'(
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Why are you so jittery today?
I'm invested in the Troy Davis case.
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Can I get a lift into town, or do I need to call a taxi?
Hop on...I mean 'in' ~_^
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How can you tell if you are a Psychopath?
I do psychotic things.
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I wouldn't_____________ for any amount of money.
hold on to my dignity
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Don't cry or ______________________________!
Don't cry or don't raise your eyes, it's only teenage wasteland.
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what is a apropiate halloween costume for an old man?
A rapper
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Is it a fact that newspapers will go out of business in less than a year?
They still make those? WOW!
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What is a word that people tend to use too loosely?
overrated!
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Best fun fight scenario, food, pillows or water?
Cock fight. It's like a pussy fight but instead of pussies there are cocks.
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What are you the most drawn to?
The Arts
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Leave the ________ at home will you?
Leave the cum sucking succubus skank you call a wife at home will you
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Which of the 4 seasons is your favorite?
Season 3 of Corner Gas
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What is your favorite architecture?
The Universe
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Does it tickle when you touch it?
When I think about it, I touch myself.
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best album of 2011?
Collider by Sam Roberts Band
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What does it mean when he won't talk first?
He's shy. I am the same way.
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Do you know when someone is BSing you? How do you know? Body language etc.?/
Body language
Lack of eye contact
Studdering
Failure to recall events, people or places
Fidgeting
President of United States
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What if Superman donated sperm?
Ugh...now I have images in my head of superman wacking off faster than the speed of light.
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When should I kill myself?
After you've died of old age.
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What are you doing right now?
yo mamma
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Have you ever deep fried a ham...if so...How did it turn out...
It turned out like shit...hours after I digested it, of course.
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whats 9/11 about anyways
False securities and stripping away rights one by one.
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Act your age! What does that mean to you?
Grow the f**k up!
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What would you marvel at?
Spider-man
X-Men
Hulk
Fantastic 4
Ironman
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A former friend with whom you no longer speak has suffered the loss of a loved one. Do you send a condolence card, phone or do nothing?
Ignore her and she'll come to you.
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Congrats! You have been elected President ! What now??
It's time for CHANGE and HOPE!
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How should i quit my job?
Jump ships! To hell with hamburgers. It's all about sushi!
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What would you do if you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day, a full 24 hours?
I cliturbate all day and have lesbionic sex!!!!
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If your girlfriend wore a mismatched bikini to the beach you'd say hon__?
I have a girlfriend?! One I don't have to blow up?! OMG! Awesome!!!!! XD
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How many hot dogs could you eat at one sitting?
zero, I'd rather smoke 3 packs of cigarettes before I take a bit of out a hotdog.
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Are they called nuns cuz they vow not to get nun?
LOL, you always find a way to make me laugh.
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Who would you rather have as your mother Oprah or Naomi Campbell if you were 11?
What was wrong with the mom I had when i was 11? She did a great job raising me so I don't see a need to replace her with any other female figure.
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Ask A Question???????
can you go away please?
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I recently heard a woman called her child 'fire' and pictured her losing it in a crowded cinema. Any other stupid childrens' names?
Obama
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why didnt many women fly planes in old days
They didn't want to join the mile high club.
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One wish?
Yes, I can only grant you one wish.
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What was the most effective punishment you received at school?
For me school IS the punishment. It's the one place I dread the most.
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What's the key to a good ghost story?
The mystery gang.
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Are mixed race people always better looking than pure any race people?
Beauty doesn't know race like us. It doesn't discriminate like us. Beauty is blind, unlike us.
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Ok Who, volunteers to make Dinner tonight? whats your specialty?
Anyone for a pot of burnt water?
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Might as well face it, you're addicted to __________.
Sam Roberts Band
Transformers
Action figures
Videogames
Porn
Masturbation
Women
Redheads
Gangbangs
Youtube
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True or false - terrorism can't end until the mind-sets of terrorists are changed?
False.
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Why do so many people go in through the out door, and vice versa?
Well, your mother IS open 24/7.
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Which country/countries is/are responsible for terrorism?
America
Canada
England
and more...
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What is the prime purpose of religion? Shouldn't origin of the universe and development of life.. best be left to science?
No, there are a lot of things that even science can't explain and I thing the origins of the universe is one of those things
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I am having trouble disciplining my 16 month son, he throws things, i hit his hand, he hits me back and throws more things.
Play with him.
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Do you think hyenas are underated?
No, but the think the word overrated is overused.
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How do you stage a murder? I think I want to kill someone but it all seems messy and obvious. I need terrible, delicious, awful advice!
Marry that person. That'll suck the life out of them in a few years. Suicide will be their only option >:)
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Betta Breeding tips?
ah, mon, me aint got naw betta tips, but me got butta tips....bombaclot..cha!
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Who is the more competent Commander-in-Chief?
Batman...he runs the JLA right?
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Why is it that in "Spiderman" the main heroin is named Mary Jane (which is slang for weed) when the comic is so family oriented?
First, Mary Jane isn't a heroin or a heroine, she is just an ordinary person.
Secondly, she is not heroin
And lastly, drugs are bad, mmmmkay...
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What should I marry to?
Marry that car in your avatar. It's a beauty.
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fast and healthy ways to release anger?
masturbate or exercise
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What seemingly completely innocuous thing drives you secretly crazy?
generalizing a people
I also hate that hole on the front of my underwear. My junk always pokes through. >.
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I am a guy and I love clothes and shoes, do you find that odd?
OMG, I think you might be gay, but that's ok.
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Do you have cheating?
Why many people cheating ?
How to you cheating?
Seems like you cheated on one too many spelling tests.
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How come you're not going to school?
I wus wai to smart 4 skool. so i qwit!
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i wonder do dogs know they have alot of nipples
This isn't a question. You're just telling us what you're wondering. And yes does are aware of their nipples.
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I didn't watch the president's speech because_______________
I hate poly-ticks!
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Who wants to go shopping with me?
sure, but this time you're paying for the hooker.
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What's only good, with cheese?
Ritz crackers
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Who would win, a Christian or a Catholic?
Spider-man
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What was your favorite Ren and Stimpy episode?
The episode were they go to a nude beach.
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Love me for my mind, not my body. Play with my body, not my mind. Sound good?
Interesting, but I paid for sex not poetry! >:O
Joking aside, I love it. Too bad AB didn't have signatures other wise I would I sig it. :3
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Beat _____.
Beat off. 8====3
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What's the best vehicle for driving through flooded areas?
A Boat.
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of the 5 options that i made up who your you vote for a president of the US?
I didn't see Optimus Prime or Megatron so I'll just vote for Obama.
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Where is the creepiest place you have seen a mirror?
Whenever I look into her eyes, I see a reflection of a fool -- me.
:(
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When did the Twin Towers officially start getting rebuilt?
Wasn't there some commotion about a mosque being built on Ground Zero or something?
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What are your favorite quotes?
"Don't quote me on it" -- Sir Cringesworths
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Who do you NOT want to see drive your car? why?
Me. If I can see myself while I drive my car something is WRONG! Maybe I died or I'm having an out of body experience.
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what a r terroist
According to the Faux News CNN: Guys with towels on their heads, long beards and robes. As of lastly hippies, conspiracists, debunkers and anyone who truly loves their country has been added to that list.
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Do you like parasites?
No, I hate my wife.
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Skip this video to 1:13. Tell me what movie is this?
You're all wrong, it's Sex in the City.
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You know you're in love when ________.
Sex is the furthest thing from my mind.
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Do you have issues with movies that have no black people in it?
Well, to be honest, It doesn't bother me one bit. Almost every movie I see with one of my people has us portrayed us as loud mouth, boisterous, unintelligent clowns. In dramas or action movies we're most likely to die first or we pimp, deal drugs and perpetuate other stereotypes.
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Why do some reference books copy errors from other reference books?
It's a reference..
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Can I put canned or frozen fruit in a juicer?
Make sure you put the fruits in the juicer and not the can itself. I know how silly you AB staff can be at times.
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Whose questions here are the most bizarre?
Gothgirl or was it Demongirl...? I wonder whatever happened to her and her 100 demon children.
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If you see a man dress in women's clothing out in a public setting, how would you react to the guy in women's clothing?
Ask for his...I mean "her" phone number.
(I'm not gay, just horny.)
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Any of you gonna watch Obama's Jobs Creation plan speech today(9/8/2011) or do you already know you won't like it so why bother?
The only person who will benefit from Obama's job speech would be the guy operating the cameras.
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Why was it so serious on AB today?
How dare you question the atmosphere on AB. I ought to bust a cap in yo ass!
Just kiddin' :P
Some ABers are just uptight, while others (like myself) tend to be in a perpetual state of lax. That said some days even the cool blow a fuse. As Billy Joel says " Every dog must have his everyday, Every drunk must have his drink".
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Which of these two worlds would you prefer to live in...?
I'd prefer a world where I can get free hamburgers for life.
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can someone please take my psychology poll?
Where is the poll? Will strippers be grinding on it?
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Do you have the same trouble with your trousers as I do?
No, I feed my snake 3 times a day to prevent it from popping out undesirably.
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Do people still use clotheslines?
I saw a wrestler use a clothesline just the other day. It nearly took the other guys head off.
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If you were running for Prez or Prime Minister and reporters discovered your AnswerBag history, would you have to withdraw from the race?
with all the crazy shit that I say, not only will I have to withdraw from the race, but I'll also have to move to the Himalayas and become a monk.
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I love __________. Fill in the blank? Thanks.
I love lamp!
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Can anyone tell me a good joke?
Life!
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Have you ever had a really bad reaction to a prescription drug? what?
Nope, thank god. I rarely take pills because they seem to be more deleterious than my ailment. I usually put a pencil in my mouth -- chomp down on it and ride out the shit storm.
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Have you ever been murdered by a ouija board?
I'll have to consult my Ouija board to find out.
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Why am I the center of the Universe?
Because you suffer from delusions of grandeur. When in actuality, the Universe and everything in it is a manifestation of my thoughts.
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Which celebrity do you wish would "put a sock in it"?
All of them!
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What do you like to eat with potato chips?
More potato chips.
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How many times a week do you roll up on the ole fast food drive through?
Holy hell! I have a car?! You know me better than I know me.
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What's your favorite food and drink? Why is it your favorite?
Soul food and water.
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The last thing I bought at walmart was a ____________?
The complete Archie cartoon series for $5.
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"Good news everyone, it's a ________."
another fill in the blank question.
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What's in your safe?
A broken heart.
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What does Promiscuous mean?
Think Paris Hilton.
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You know you stink when______________________________________!
Even your cat thinks it smells like fish
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Who has the best "Chicken sandwich" ?
A hen being sandwiched by two roosters.
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How big is a d cup bra?
Big enough to hold soup or giant mammary glands, but I'd prefer the soup.
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everyone should know how to __________ .
fill in the blanks, but unfortunately, some don't.
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Tell your __________ to __________.
Tell your fragile ego to bend over
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how can i get pregnant in a week?
spread your legs faster than butter spread on toast.
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What is your least favorite fairy tale? Why?
The so called "Reality tv" nonsense.
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Name that tune(part of) "its been a long cold lonely winter" ? Sang by who ?
"its been a long cold lonely winter since I could call you my own..."
Sam Roberts!!!!
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How much duct tape do you have in your house right now?
A whole ducts worth.
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Why all babies can't drink soda?
Give a baby soda and find out.
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"Whatever floats your boat" What other terms do you use when you mean I'm done talking to you?
fuck off
(Here I come penalty box!)
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It's been 10 years since 9/11/2001. Can we move on now?
I moved on 11 years ago.
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Define : Politics?
Mud on a hog's bottom.
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Instead of watching professional players play, why not go play the sport yourself? you get the exercise you need and save money.
"exercise" this says it all.
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I know it's early but what do you think will be the one "must have" toy this year, 2011, for Christmas?
3DSi XL
Transformers Prime figures
PSP Vitamin B7
WiiU Turn
X-Box 720
PS 4get
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The best cake is________________________?
C4.
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Name a city thats start with "San"?
San Andreas
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GIRLS ONLY PLEASE!
what should i wear to my first date at the movies?
Wear a condom.
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How can I become a onehit wonder?
Hit a 250 pound weight lifter; then wonder whether or not he'll knock you into next week.
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What do you think most people lie about on the internet?
Themselves
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Why does my computer turn off when I play video games for awhile?
Oh ya, call your mother a "computer"... jerk!
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What do you think is the worst thing that can happen to you?Except for dying
Missing the boat, my opportunity, the train to success, my call to action.
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Would you kill somebody you dont know to save somebody you also dont know?
Only if I were saving a child from some sicko...ya, sure, I would.
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are you alone or just lonley
Lonely, Mr. Lonely, I have nobody to call my own... :(
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Could one give us the definition of The Hypocrite?
America
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Has the RESPECT for the OFFICE of the POTUS, under this leader, taken a downward spiral...Explain please.
He's doing fine. I think it was smart of those Muslims to get a guy in office to help take American down from the inside...genius!
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Can you take over the world?
I'll need an efficient computer, a copy of World of Warcraft, Cheetos, Kool Aid and a commode.
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How would you feel if you are the last person on Earth?
"Finally, world peace" Too bad I'm the only one left to enjoy it.
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I haven't had alcohol in 2 years because I can't get any in this country. Can someone tell me a safe alternative?
Yield a position the the branches of the Government. You'll become drunk with power in no time.
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What did u eat 4 breakfast this morning ?
Fried cornmeal dumplings and HAM!!!! Yum yum
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How do you get rid of the ghost of a lady who was killed for her money?
Sleep with her then pay her for her services.
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Do you usually carry a music device with you?
Yes. I'm one of those annoying people that you've meet on your morning commute -- electric earmuffs blasting cacophonous ear population without any regards for anyone's ears let alone my own.
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what is the worst name to give a a boy baby?
-Baby bonus
-Insurance Policy
-Wedge (as in wedge between mother-father relationship)
-Gertrud
-Fubar
-Accident
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What are some of the dumbest, most dangerous things you've personally seen people do while driving?
Taking their frigging eyes of the road!
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What do tigers contribute to society?
They make lovely coats. In addition, fictional tigers have made plenty of contributions. Tony the Tiger has given us a sugar loaded cereal. And then there's Tigger, he is a perfect example of what happens when one abuses drugs. And lets not forget Tiger Woods... He did a lot >:P
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Would you like to join me with a bowl of soup? what kind ?
Yes, I'll like a bowl of Halle Berry's bath water. Yum yum!
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Let's go and ____, this purple duck.
Let's go and turn the euphemism "chocking the chicken" into " chocking this purple Duck".
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My neighbor is hanging out with my BF too much. And he knocks on the door or comes in daily. I'm starting to go nuts. What should I do.
He obviously wants a 3some. Fulfill his dreams!
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Do you drop your soap on the floor just to pick it up?
That's why I always have a spare taped to my anus just in case my fingers fail me.
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Could you guess my age?
Can you guess whether I give a damn?
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Have you ever looked someone straight in the eye and told a lie?
No, I've never lied in my LIFE!
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What animal would you be least likely to eat?
Humans...
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name 5 factors which are breaking down our society ?
Media
Societal norms
Technology
Racism (Yes, it's still out there)
Sense of Entitlement
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First-Grader Faces In-School Suspension for Growing Hair Long to Donate to Cancer Victims. Can a public school do this?
It's faux news... I'm, just saying.
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What did kim kardashian ever contribute to society?
She's been the butt of many celebrity jokes.
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Nationwide is on ____________
Pharmaceutical drugs.
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What is one word that describes "Ryan Seacrest"?
OUT!
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Who is the greatest ever guitarist?
Megabyte from Reboot
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Why are the birds angry at the pigs anyway?
They'll stay angry til pigs learn how to fly!
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Would you mind killing yourself somewhere else?
Sorry, I didn't mean to get blood on your blue suede shoes.
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I got your_____________....right here.
Poontang
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I'd rather ____ than _________.
In real life, a man gets thrown in jail for smacking his wife. In fantasy, the wife is beheaded for not bearing a male heir.
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Can i take you order.
Can I have a a side order of side Boob, please.
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Will you be coming to Chicago in May of 2012?
Some are still recovering from the last G8 summit here in Toronto. Unless you like being attacked by police and inhaling tear gas, I'd advice you to say home and watch the brutality on TV.
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I'm 16 me and my fiancée have had unprotected a lot for a while now,
Troll! Come one people she is 16 and is engaged! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!!
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Twinkle, twinkle little _______________________?
Twinkle, twinkle little child, oh how all your thoughts are wild.
How do you conceive these thing? They shine brighter than a ring.
Twinkle, twinkle little child, oh how you make us smile.
-Sir Cringeworth
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What's a recipe for disaster?
Take 1lb of steamy turd and blend it with a ceiling fan until it is scattered all over the wall. Next, take as many peanuts as you like and throw them generously at the wall until satisfied. Lastly, leave your mother-in-law's house before she gets back!
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what eats but never drinks?
The damn parking metre!
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My favorite midnight snack is___________________________
My girl ~_^
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Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi?
what, what, in the butt?
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How to cash a checks?
Give me the cheque and I'll cash it for you :)
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Name three quality standards and characteristics of biscuits?
spread worthy, fluffy and biscuity
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Give it your best shot - Your best fill in the blank question? (I dare you!)
Go _______ yourself!
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Who has every done a weggie board?
Sounds like another method of interrogation.
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Can you tap your right foot and pat your left hand on your left leg twice, then switch feet/hands and repeat to a beat without messing up?
yerp, It's easy
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What will you learn between the cradle and the grave?
Share your answer...
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My first rule is..........?
Never talk about rule club!
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Should I let my pants sag at a job interview?
Smoke a cigarette when you go for your interview.Employers love that.
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Can you stay on for eight seconds?
Give me a certain blue pill and I can make it last 2 more hours
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Will you add me?
You+me=incompatibility
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ALRIGHT!!! Which one of you eat all my ________________?!
vagina
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What does the word "Bangkok" make you think of?
Trannies!!! :O
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How long will it take my dalmatian molly's to grow to a size tht they will not be eaten by the larger fish
Why would she be eaten by a fish?
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You're just _________________
...a little bit Country and I'm a little bit Rock'n'Roll
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Thank you for choosing _________________
answerbag over yahoo answers
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You can't have ______________
Free health care
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Does no one like Asian guys in North America?
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Impartiality makes ___________ .
makes me neutral
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Why are you so senstive?
well, you are stroking my....
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Do you drink 'flat' soda?
NO! I'd have to have a flat personality and a flat ass.
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Ugly_____________but_____________
Ugly words but profound usage
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What's the most attractive outfit for a female to wear? (:
a camel toe
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What song will always make you sad and maybe cry?
Pokerface by Ladygoo goo
That song is DEEP. It's about poker and having a straightface. Todays music is sooo full of meaning.
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favourate color..
The colour of my skin... I'M PROUD OF IT ;)
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Why should I go vegan when the people who make veggieburgers make such a huge 1000% profit?
Why don't you just make your own?
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If human civilization is still alive and kicking 5000 years from now, what do you honestly think it will be like?
A shell of its former shell.
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Whats the most beautiful sounding language?
1337 (leet)
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I suck at math?
You also suck at asking questions.
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How to write properly?
Go to school.
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Is there a word or condition to describe a confused/lost perception of time?
Drunk
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I\'m in high school, and my dream is to be in RENT on Broadway someday, but I don\'t have a great voice. How can I improve without spending too much money?
Who the hell would revive a 4 year old question? Is this ABer still around?
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I'm. a guy and my voice is too high for my liking. What can I do to lower it naturally? Not by smoking or smth like that.
Ask a gay guy named Big Al or Bubba to deep throat you.
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Is it really true by the age of 62 we need at least 3 million dollars to retire comfortably?
It would be hard to retire comfortably knowing that your family is waiting for you to croak and collect your savings.
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If you could legalize any illegal drug,which would you pick and why?
Love.
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What color tastes the best to you?
Orange
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Why won't you marry me?
You went behind and got a prenupt, backstabber!
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Good Jokes---Family Size
Golf? I always knew Mormons were dull, but golf?!
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Entry level job with dim lighting? For a young college student.
Stripper
Coal Miner
Professional blind person imitator
Photo developer
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Do you find it hard to apologize?
I'm sorry, but I don't understand the question.
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What is your opinion on the United Nations?
The brain child of Alice Ann Bailey.
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Do you think thst America's Most Wanted will ever return on the air?
Hope not. Too bad FOX couldn't go with it.
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What is the point of having a middle name?
A Judge has ordered that all last names are to stay as far as possible as away from all first names.
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Why do people claim boys are easier to raise than girls?
Again with the generalizations! Fine, I'll play your game by ignoring all facts and logic.
YOU girls spread your legs and crap out babies and you were short tight pants with the words "SEXY" or "Bootylicious" in an attempt to get US to stray from our Pius lifestyle. On top of that, ALL women are greedy materialistic self-aggrandizing psychos. That is why boys are easier to raise than girls....
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Have you ever been bitten by a cat?
No, but I've been bitten by a cute Asian girl with cat like teeth.
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Adult Jokes----Near Sighted
So why did he put his nose against the dogs wet nose? Was a silly gymnast.
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Trying to help a friend identify a celebrity pic from '81. It's posted as my avatar. Please take a look and see if you can help.
MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
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my favorite band of all time is ________
Queen
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Do you remember 1863?
I remember...don't worry...worry...worry...worry . How could I forget the first time-- the last time, we ever meet...meet...meet?
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Who counts the most?
Count Dracula
Sir Count Alot
The Count of Monty Cristo
Count Chocula
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What color is your hair?
Crimson and Clover
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What animal,insect ,reptile or bird are you scared of ?
Butterflies and moths.
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Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Hi/Hello/Bye
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Am I just Paranoid or are they after you too?
Well, they did kill JFK, Lennon and MJ; so, I'm not surprised that they are after us.
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What is the best way to make a sushi?
Tell your girlfriend to drop her pantaloons
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Who is your favorite John?
John Ritter
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Give me names of the top black and white movies , please?
Seven Samurai
Duck Season
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What's attractive in women?
Humour, humour, humour and HUMOUR!!!
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Sweet and_________?
Scour pad
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Why don't McDonald's have vinegar?
They released crap still tastes like crap even with vinegar.
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Name something you'd hate to see fall on a floor during an operation?
A baby.
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OH, don't roll your eyes at me! I told you to _________________ and I expect you to get it done!
eat my smelly fish taco
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Who is your favorite George?
George Jetson
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What word gets you hungry when you hear it?
Transformers.
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What planet has at least 10 volcanoes?
Of course, only AB staff would ask such a silly question....
Your mother. I make her gush like a volcano.
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ok theres a lot of good foriegn bands with cool songs. do you know any? and if give name of band and the song you most like. thanks!
Sam Roberts Band
Zeus
Queen
Coldplay
The Doors
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What counts the most?
My watch. It counts time.
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I'm 13, I love Coffee, is that normal?
B-b-b-b-b-b Benny and the Jets.....
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What is in your opinion worse?
I'd say, not knowing where to draw the line is worse.
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where can i DOWNLOAD not watch DOWNLOAD full movies for free with NO TORRENTS?
Google, my stingy friend.
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What is the name of the town in'The Flintstones'cartoon?
Springfield
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What are your chances of surviving a Zombie Apocalypse? Quiz.
I don't believe in this crap is I have a 100% chance.
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Is Google Chrome reliable at saving your tabs when you need them saved?
I use firefox, but for some reason they don't save anymore. Dunno why XD
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I'm 21 years of age I have Spina Bifida and about 3 days ago when me and my Boy Friend were doing our thing I started to leak out Milk
hahahaha
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Is the "New King James Version" of the Bible an accurate, consistent and reliable Bible translation?
Share your answer...
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I've heard leaves don't fall they are pushed off the tree because it's going into survival mode for the winter. your thoughts on this?
I've heard it takes a fool to say something and another to believe it... Thoughts?
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do you think fireworks are necessary?
Fireworks = patriotism. The bigger the fireworks; the more patriotic!
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Enter text here...
VAGINA!
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Brazil Confirms Existence of One of Earth's Last Uncontacted Tribes. Should we contact them or leave them alone?
Faux news? LOL
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Why do I waste my time here?
You have yet to discover porn, my friend. :)
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Is it really healthy to read a lot of books?
No... Hanging on the internet is.
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would there be a butterfly effect if there were no butterflies?
What the bloody vaginal belch is a butterfly effect?
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I just lost a nipple. What should I do?
I'll trade you mine for a testicle. Apparently, "I don't have enough balls", says my mom. :(
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How would you react if someone chose to live in a burned out building?
They have a poor taste in colours.
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Thoughts on Johnny Cash? Myself..I love that dude!
"When I was just a baby, my momma told me 'son, always be a good boy; don't ever play with guns', but I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die"
~Johnny Cash
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Do you enjoy watching the reruns of Frazier, a TV comedy?
I only watch reruns of Corner gas. It's the only show I can watch the same episode 2 times or more :)
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do u type loudly?
NO!
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How many times a day do you swear?
How the fuck should I know?
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Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others?
HOW DEAR YOU MOCK THE FLAG OF AMERICA! IT IS WORTH MORE THAN SOME DEATH BABY!!! SOLDIER ARE RISKING THEIR LIVES FOR THE FLAG. SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!!!!
kidding....DEATH TO AMERICA! :)
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Who are the characters in the story "Truce in The Forest" by Fritz Vincken?
Google yo shit, foo!
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Who was or is your favorite TV father?
Cliff Huxtable
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Woo hoo?
Snu snu
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Abortions for all?
I want baby back ribs!!!
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What is your preferred Political System?
I prefer god's system
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So what is for dessert tonight?
sand
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I've been __________ by ___________.
I've been kissed by a rose on a grave.
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Do you like thinking?
Thinking causes brain damage
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What do you think of people who defend spanking?
They haven't been spanked.
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Why did Republicans let the dogs out?
Because there is a monkey running the white house.
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Do you ever get sick of your last name? If so, why?
I share my name with a famous wrestler and a million dollar man. Of course I get tired of hearing it :(
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What would you think of someone who deleted you from Facebook, but still initiated conversations with you in person?
I facebook? Holy hell!
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What kind of merchandise do you see yourself always being interested in? Why?
Show me your merchandise, baby. ~_^
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Where can I go find a list of music based on released years?
So you've given up on video games now huh, Randy?
Try Youtube for your musical needs you gelatinous sack of lard
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Yesterday I worked for over 20 hours on the clock, which is my longest work day ever so far. What's yours?
12hours...leveling up my character and making pixel money on Runescape.
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Are you an emotional eater?
Well, I am emotionally hungry. So, yes. I am an emotional eater.
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Iced Tea, Lemonade, Kool-Aide, Water or Pop? Which would you like to drink right now?
Sweet delicious non-nutrient water
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What was the last film you watched at the cinema and would you recommend it?
Spiderman 3 (2007) NO DON'T SEE IT!
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do you like clint eastwood movies? and which one
Gran Torino
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Do you like eating sand?
I'm not from Egypt or Afghanistan.
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shouldn't you be sleeping now?
I'm sleep typing
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My dog is always licking his private area. What is the matter.
Ever he wants you to stop putting peanut butter there or he wants you to take over; his tongue is tired. ~_^
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What's the strangest position you've woken up in?
Bowling ball position ( falling out of bed and onto hard floor)
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Anybody want to congratulate me? I'm a "Sage" now.
bleh...cungratchewlashuns on becoming a sage...hope you enjoy sagedom
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Next time I fall in love, __________.
A Bush will be the president of America
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What helps you not lose your keys?
I have a keyblade.
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How do I get dried blood stains off fabric without bleach?
Who did you kill?
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Whats your Favourate Sport/Game ?
Wrestling!
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Did any of you see the royal couple in Ottawa?
My mom did. She watches a lot of crap anyway.
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Pretend someone on Answerbag is jealous of you. What would you like to say to him or her?
I wouldn't say a damn thing.
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Have you given flowers to a girl and NOT cheated on her?
maybe they're sending you a message; "you can't pollinate my flower like you use to, so I'm leaving you for another bee"
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Do you feel terrible before big natural disaster strikes?
I feel horny. Is that bad?
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Drinking beer on the 4th? Budw/Coors/Miller not brewed by American owned companies. Will you buy craft brew made in America instead?
I'll have water. Thanks.
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How long does your anger usually last?
Not long. All I need is a good joke to crack a smile on my face. :)
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I secretly ______________________.
masturbate to Hello Kitty.
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Have you ever been jealous of someone on here?
Yes! I want to be Community Leader! The shit would hit the fan if that were to happen >:)
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What do you usually do on your Facebook?
Currently, it collects dusk. I can't believe I let a friend talk to into signing up on that crappy site! >.
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Do u feel that a bad economy is to blaime for tha NFL/NBA lockouts? Why or why not?
The NHL MLB seem to be ok...I guess...I hate sports, anyway.
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What doesn't make you feel good?
Politics...
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Are you a good hacker?
I can hack up some phlegm.
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Who is your favorite TV mom?
Claire Huxtable!
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What is the best movie from the 1970's?
Phantom of the Paradise
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Is jealousy the result of __________________ ?
inherited sin?
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what wud u do if ur lover marries some other person yesterday?
I'd teach you how to spell "you".
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If you can not take a joke ______________________ .
than the joke was not funny
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True or False: You eat 'fast food' too often?
False. It takes me nearly an hour to make a 3lb hamburger, fries and a chocolate milk shake from scratch.
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where did you put my phone?
I set it on vibrate and put it somewhere on my person... You have to call if you want to find out where it is exactly. ^_~
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What is the weirdest fetish you've ever heard of?
poop
animals
feets
children
robots
shoes
clothes
hair
self mutilation
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Is the term 'Chinamen' considered racist?
nigga please!
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What's some good music for when you really want to concentrate on something and ignore distractions?
Silence.
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What are you addicted to?
porn
transformers
music
laziness
eating
sleeping
internet
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Can you explain the meaning of your avatar?
I like women...
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Did you really miss me?
I miss you very much, Mr McCain. You don't know how much I wished Sarah Palin would have gone away instead of you.
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i see a little silhouetto of a man...
Will you do the Fandango?
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HAVE YOU GOT AN OPINION
Trust me, you don't want to know my opinion about people that abuse caps.
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You know you care too little when . . . ?
Not only do I not care to answer this question, I also don't care about irony.
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What do you call a person who is the opposite of crunchy?
soggy
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What pc game should you guys play?
piss of you little wanker! no bots allowed
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Why aren't you a little bit nicer?
I am a product of my environment.
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ladies should i paint my nails (im a guy)
Get your nails did and your hair do.
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What is a good name for my rocking chair store?
Andy Kim
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What is your opinion on what your first impression About me?
0mg a Muslim?! He must be a a cab driver or an average citizen! Some call the FBI!
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Can you think of any asymmetrical animals or insects?
2 legged dog
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Who would you prefer LADY GAGA or NICKI MINAJ?
I hate them both
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I love the epic wallpapers out there. Does anyone have some Epic wallpaper to share?
check out the smexy chick in my avy
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I can see you, what the heck are you doing with that gerbil?
I paid the gerbil good money for his services. so, if you don't mind, get me some lube, a flashlight and something tough to bite onto.
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Are you a good cook? What's best dish you ever made?
I burnt water :|
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what are the posts that hold up a velvet rope? what do you call them? I forgot.
polls
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What are some of your favorite slogan's?
"To Hell with you, I'm going to Heaven"
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Do you understand the concept of satire?
Obama?
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mad yet?
...
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Do you know any dangerous criminals?
Hitler, Obama, George Bush, Spongebob and Frenetic Energy Man.
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Do you still use websites.. such as answerbag.com or www.answerbag.com?
Those websites suck! Yahoo.answers.com for the win, bitches!!!!
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What songs should not be sung in public?
Any song by the Beatles. It's all poison...
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Is this a wayout justification?
I dislike blacks but I'm not racist cause it is just like "I dont like fat guys"U see? is a preference
You failed at stirring up trouble. :)
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Have you ever been told to peel a banana backward to avoid the stringies?
Stephen Hawkings discovered that!
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Which race has the hottest guys?
I ain't gay (except for weekends) but I'd say the human race has some good looking men--me for example. But those human females....DAMN!! They are fucking hot!
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Some people say life begins at 30, some say 40. What is your opinion?
Life begins at the crack of dawn and ends when the sun falls;only to be reborn the next day.
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Do you like little pigs?:-)
I like them slaughtered, drained, smoked, and served on my plate!
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how to tell if you have bed bugs
If your husband bugs you in bed--you've got a bed bug.
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Where can we get nike air max 2011?
Please tell us MR Shoe Bot, sir!. I've been dying to get my hands on the New Nike Air Max 2011 shoes since I just found out about them.
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Where can i buy sport watch?
sports store
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How do you download videos from Youtube to your computer?
Are you using Firefox? There is an add on that lets users download videos from Youtube and other sites.
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How can I keep my husband from getting another promotion?
Obvious troll! No REAL woman would do anything as vile as sabotaging their partner's job.
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What date and month is your birthday?
That's personal info, buddy. -_-
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hey...i have a monobrow..i wanna get rid of it..plz help
Don't shave! Unibrows are sexy ^_~
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I love warm, fuzzy scarves. Do you?
I hate scarves.
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What do you do in your spare time?
Answer questions... man, I need a new hobby!
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When you smile I want to __________.
Rearrange the stars to reflect your beautiful smile.
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What's your favorite subject in school?
Lunch
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Do you believe that all women is beautiful? And the only thing that makes a woman ugly is her attitude?
...
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what do you think of the Westboro Babtist "church"?
They scare me more than that minority they dislike
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I spend too much money on ________.
Transformers--which, for me, is like crack!
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Do you KNOW there are no accidents, luck, failure,bad luck, miracles ?
Ya, who doesn't know that!
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is there anything worse than penny arcade?
Dollar arcade
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How do you feel about rape
I love RAP!!! Rap is awesome!!!!
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Do you feel safer flying now that Osama is out of the picture?
Yes. The world is now a safer place! I feel safe and secure.
PS This koolaid is delicious!
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All the girls in france pull their _________ down to dance!
boobs
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Why kill yourself when you already have NATURE working on it?
Nature is to slow! *ties rope around neck*
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How many double standards do you have?
Less than America
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How self-deprecating are you willing to be?
I don't even know what the hell that means and I'm too lazy and too stupid to look it up.
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What is holding back the development of alternative energy technology?
Big oil companies. They killed the electric car! And the pharmaceutical companies are suppressing the cancer cures!!!
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What do you think about people who are proud to have blocked and/or deleted someone?
Who would want to block me?
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What do you think about people who are proud to have blocked and/or deleted someone?
Who would want to block me?
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Our 6-year-old son tried to blow up a balloon with his nose... should we be concerned?
Take him to a priest to exorcise the creativity right out of him!
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Can you make yourself wake up at a certain time?
without the aid of my alarm clock I'd never wake up.
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Name something that goes well with coffee?
Women
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Is there anything on your computer that is not working right now?
half the programs x.x I got some virus that deletes exe. files. I don't know how to reformat my pc, so I'm screwed.
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How do I read a clock with 3 hands?
First, remove you hand from the clock.
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Steven Hawkins says the brain is just a computer that simply shuts off at death. Does this mean there is a shift/alt/delete to reboot?
This explains why some people are so slow. Their processors..err..brains must be cluttered with junk files...err junk thoughts.
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Will Obama be re-elected in 2012?
WHY DONALD WHY?!!Why did you forsake you people?! They want you for prez!!
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Is atheism a religion?
yes. It has everything an organize religion except a deity.
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Who else is not surprised at all that Donald Trump decided not to run for President?
I heard Donald dropped out after Obama threatened to do an investigation about the authenticity of his hair.
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What sound are you really sick of hearing?
vaginal farts
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Don't you all wish you could parallel park like this? LMAO!!!
sure, but it wasn't "LMAO!!!" funny...it wasn't even funny period! What if someone got hurt?
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Is there one "telepathic man" on planet Earth?
Why? what's on your mind?
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What slang term or phrase do you find offensive or just bothersome? Why?
Nigga. It's suppose to be a "term of endearment" some of my friends told me, but it pisses me off. And another word is "dawg". Wtf is that even suppose to mean?!
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What will you do if Judgment Day does happen on May 21, 2011?
Nothing will happen this may 21 or dec 2012!
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when the light changes to green when may you proceed ?
When it changes red and cars are coming from the other direction.
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Whats the #1 thing you miss about or from you childhood?
I miss being young and so carefree and not knowing how fucked up the world really is.
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Do you ever feel sick of people pushing their beliefs on you? If so, when?
No, I just tune them out
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Is there anyone who you'd like to (dis), say something about how rotten, funky, etc., that they are?
I'm a jerk, but I'm that big of a jerk to insult some jackass.
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Why did you decide to be an Atheist?
I'm an atheist?! Hey, I'm not THAT ignorant ^_^
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math problem
It's your problem not math's
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Do your emotions ever fight with each other?
I've abandoned my emotions and you should too.
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What do you find fascinating?
Society.
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What was role of America in creating Osama Bin Laden?
Osama is a CIA operative.
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Need a joke today? {see answers}
It's afternoon... Your joke is off by a couple hours :|
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When do you cover your ears?
When their about to sneeze.
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Does greed make you highly susceptible to money scams?
oh man... That happened to me twice when I use to play video games. I was so blinded by greed I lost over 100mil x.x
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What dominate personality trait does a child need most to pull him/her self up from the depths of dysfunction and poverty?
Smarts!!! Build some useful do-hicky and sell it
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Do you ever wonder whether or not plants have feelings?
I believe that any living organism that can die can feel pain. On the other hand there are some that don't even know that they exist, so I doubt they can feel a thing.
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Do you think she's pretty? She inspires my makeup.
She is as pretty as a back ally wall covered in graffiti
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Do you request songs to play on the radio?
I listen to the radio?!
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I want to be a bird. any tips?
tit mouse
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Who's your favorite President of the United States?
George W Bush... ya, I'm trolling. I'm bored as hell. :|
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Did you forget to Include Me Out?
When it comes to destruction, I'll count you out...in...
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Is the lack of belief so much as that you don't have any evidence, or you don't have evidence and reason to believe even if you had proof?
I can't wrap my head around this question. Can you dumb it down for me a bit.
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Which celebrity would you like to punch?
Every last one
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do grown people realiZe the ignorance behind throwing tantrums at their age?
BUT I DON'T WANNA ANSWER THE QUESTION!!! I DON'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA *flails arms like a fish*
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If I'm only an "I" how come you are more than a "U"?
Ice cream rulesz
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1:11:57am 1:12:23am 1:12:37am in minutes/seconds?
Do your own homework
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Texting while driving is __.
Darwinism at work.
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Has the Libya show been cancelled.. who won?
I heard that the writers felt the show was going no where. Plus, the Osama show is all the rage right now.But now that he is dead I wouldn't be surprised if they reuse some of that script on the Libya show.
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did i get raped?
hahaha...trolls are funny
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Should me and my foot be concerned?
"Should me and my foot be concerned?"
I think you should be concerned. It seems your foot has become self aware.
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What are five things you can do with a pillow?
sleep on it
hump it
hump it
hump it
hump it
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what would be your reason for using multiple e-mail accounts?
I'm a part time sex predator. The other half is a scammer. GIVE ME YOUR VIRGINITY AND YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER!
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Can the hysteria concerning a prophecy become a factor driving its potential fulfillment?
which prophecy is it? It better not be that silly Mayan crap.
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Isn't it hilarious that Obama's efforts to agitate hispanics are failing miserably and he has the entire USA southwest PO'ed at him?
What's hilarious is that you actually think this is hilarious.
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Just how open is your mind?
Well, I'm a door in a frame. I'm never quite closed but I ain't open to change.
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How often do you question society?
Every time there is an election
Every time the news shows a silly trending youtube video
Every time I her someone listen to "today's" music
Every time someone conforms to a social norm
Every time I hear about Justine Beaver
Every time news gives extensive coverage on an issue and no one even questions it and demanding HARDCORE FUCKING EVIDENCE!! DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE OSAMA IS REALLY IN THE...
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What or who should people be entirely aware of? Why?
The Illuminaughy, the Bilderbergs, the Trilateral Council, Reptilian and Team Rocket!!!
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Why am I so enormously awesome?
OMG THE MIZ HAS JOINED AB!!!!!
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i am 14 yo boy and i think i am a bi but what is that mean?
Am I the only person that read the part "have sex for over a year with my twin sister"?
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How trusting are you? Very...now and then...not at all? What about trustworthy? Is there a connection between the two?
Trust me, you don't wanna know.
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WHAT IS A GIFT IDEA FOR MY MAN FOR OUR 1 YR ANNIVERSARY??
TRY NOT YELLING AT HIM LIKE YOU ARE YELLING AT US
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____________ is the longest __________ I have ever seen!
Her clitoris is the longest that I have ever seen
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Do you all feel that RoadWarrior is fulla_________?
Who is roadwarrior
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What is the best skill a man can possess?
Professional G-spot locator.
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halloween costume idea!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever you do don't dress up as a hooker. They tend to get a lot of tricks and no treats.
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What is the best skill a woman can possess?
cookie baking skills
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Anyone else sick of all these store rewards cards?
Don't take them. It's that simple.
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Suggestions for a dog's name? Details below...
majestic
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Do you have the ability to laugh at yourself? I was brought up that this was a desirable trait.
I know no humility! o_0
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In high school I knew a girl named BJ, wonder why?
Interesting. Thanks for sharing your perverted thoughts with us.
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What is another word for brainwashed?
Obama'd
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Friday the 13th. I had a rather good day. How about yours?
I hadn't realize.
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I say "Lie Detector Test" you say?
I still can't believe R-Truth turned into a heel!
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What's wrong with generalizing?
it pisses me off
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Do you enjoy the feeling you get after waking up from a nightmare? If so, why?
Oh ya. I love being scared to death almost as much as I love sleep paralysis...fun fun fun!!
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Thrilling Jobs? Most Adventurous jobs?
A blow job by Charlies Angels
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Do people only dislike Obama because he is Indonesian?
Again with the generalizations...why are people trying so hard to piss me off?
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Is flarf becoming too prevalent?
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Do you read the ingredients of the processed food you eat? do you know what monosodic glutamate is?
It's that crap that makes crappy tasting food taste good. i hear it also causes some serious health issues.
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Want some roses?
Yes please. Roses bring the sunshine.
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What age do you feel like this minute?
I'm rocking out to my Sam Roberts songs right now, So I'd say I feel about 23, which is my actual age ^_^
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Why does everybody dislike Coca Cola?
More generalizations...
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Have you ever seen a beached whale?
Yes, I believe its name was Rosie O'Donald.
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Are all questions that make generalizations irrational?
Yes! Why do people always generalize?! It drives me nuts!!!
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How big is the AIDS virus?
Of course, only the AB staff would ask such an intelligent question.
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Have you ever had a conversation with a Celebrity? Who?
Redman nodded at me and I nodded back. Does that count as a conversation?
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What if your Refrigerator actually ran away??
First my dish runs away with my spoon, then my cow jumped over the moon and now my fridge is running away... if only I could play this country song backwards, I'd get my stuff back. Too bad my record player ran away too.
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Is a beauty pageant mom who gives her 8 year old daughter botox injections guilty of child abuse?
No, I blame the daughter for being soooo darn cute and purdy ^_^
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Is RosieGHM Jetpacker the only kind, reasonable member of this website?
You haven't meet me yet, Jerk. :D
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Are Asian people smarter than white people?
Again with the generalizations. WHEN WILL PEOPLE QUIT GENERALIZING?!!!
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Do tremendously idiotic questions get many answers because they are idiotic?
wtf is a question?
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My teacher thinks i`m lieing!
Send her a copy via email and tell her to cut and paste every sentence in google search.
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Did you know “nonreligious” is not only the fastest growing religious preference in the U.S.?
shocking...
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If I wanted to read a Wikipedia answer, I'd go to Wikipedia. Capisce?
Vagina vagina vagina!!!
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Do people use the word "ignorant" too much?
Again with the generalizations... >.>
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Generic question about politics?
This question is thought provoking. It's shaking every believe I have to its very core.
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Do you "love everyone?"
hell no
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Was it Obama who ordered the bin Laden raid?
Osama never existed people! That guy was a CIA agent!!!
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Do you ever ask loaded questions just to get other members' goats?
What the fuck kinda question is is? Loaded questions? goats? hahahaha :D
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What's your favorite movie? tv show? song?
Movie: it's a tie between Zatochi Blind Samurai and Seven Samurai
TV:Corner Gas
Song:It's impossible for me to even list my top 10 favouite let alone 1 favourite song
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What pistol is this?
It says "professional model"....
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OMFG, it's 5/11/11! What will happen when it's 9/11/11?
I'm more afraid of may 21 2011. The world is suppose to end and I'm still a virgin!!! :o
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You see Batman and Superman fighting outside your house....what do u do?
Sleep with the winner.
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Natural or unatural women?
Physically:
Real boobs. I'm not picky about size. No plastic.
Real, natural hair colour. No weave!!! (blah)
Real nails
natural eye colour
A real vagina...with working pumping.
I'm a simple man as you can see. :D
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What's your favorite animal?
rainbow coloured elephants
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Would a straight male ever buy a female singer's cd?
Why not? are you insecure about your sexuality? :P
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My son locked his only key to his 97 ford ranger truck again. i have paid a locksmith 3 times. anyway to unlock it without locksmith.
Smash the window and make his pay for it. And take away his key this time.
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how is female mastubation different than a males?
go to redtube and find out for yourself
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What's the word for the sound of a word. Like when you know somethings 'sounds right'. I read it somewhere but I can't remember it.
correct?
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What movies make you Laugh?
Titanic
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?
"vegina"
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?
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What is the most interesting fact about your job or career?
I have a job?!
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I JUST FOUND OUT MY 14YR OLD IS PREGNANT.IM I GOING TO LOSE MY OTHER KIDS CUZ OF THIS/ I LIVE IN FL.
Thanks for sharing.
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Barack Obama
reported for treason
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missed period, 2 weeks later brown/red blood and some clear stringy discharge with two slightly + tests and one - test could you be pregnant
OMG! WHY DID I READ THIS QUESTION?!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!!!!@_@
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What condiments do you overuse?
women. They go great with just about anything
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Have you ever actually gotten good advice on Answerbag?
no
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what does it feel like to be on the moon?
It'd be like smoking the most potent spliff ever!!!
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Do people only dislike Obama because he is white?
yup. Everyone hates the white man. Even white people can't stand white people.
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What age do girls start really losing their attractiveness?
Why are you guys taking this question seriously?
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What is something you should never do while shouting "Allahu Akbar?"
what the fuck is an allahu akbar?
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At what age does the frontal lobe of the brain mature?
aren't ear lobes at the side of the head?
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Wich do you prefer: Google, Bing, Yahoo or a fourth?
I use google. It's a great search engine for porn
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If you could sleep with any girl in the world who would it be?
Does Bugs Bunny in drag count?
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What is the most physical Wii game?
Wii Have Sex
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Chemical castration. Can and should it be used on pedophiles?
That's to ethical. I say cut off their balls with a rusty butter knife
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How do I get a neighbor to shut their yapping dog up?
Splash it with cold water. I would say use hot water, but that hot dog would attract even more dogs :|
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If drugs (cocaine, heroine, crack, weed, ecstacy, etc.), were made legal, would you use drugs?
If i were a dumbass I would use them regard if they were illegal.
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What's the best cure for a broken heart?
return it to Walmart
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What is the most frustrating thing that you have to deal with on a regular basis?
My mom. If she was my mother..."POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER"
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Fads: Tamagotchi, Pokemon and furbies etc. What is the current fad?
sexting
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Do you enjoy seeing mean, nasty and arrogant people get what's coming to them? Care to share an example?
Well, as a mean, nasty and arrogant asshole, so far my life has been sunshine and smiles.I love what is coming to me.
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can i get arrested for being involved in past crimes even though i stopped and my partner is caught in the future?
I suggest you get rid of that partner before you fall back into old habits.
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Now that President Obama has released his birth certificate, have we heard the last from all the idiotic "birthers?"
Dude, Obama is the clone of some Egyptian pharaoh. Do your research!! He is also a Muslim, an Antichrist and he loves disco music!!
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56% of Republicans cannot pick a candidate about whom they are enthusiastic. Sad, right?
Thanks for casting a cloud over my already gloomy day.
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do you have a phobia? if so what is it?
I fear spiders
women
success
mankind
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Donald Trump announces today that he is proud of himself. Are you proud of him? He finally got President
I'm glad Obama has taken the high road and not waste anyone's time and money by leading an inquiry about that thing on Donald's head
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What puts a crimp in your style?
hair crimps
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Whats your height ?
2 megalithic yards
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Have you ever been scammed into loosing a lot of money?
Only in video games. Never merch while extremely tired
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I need help! I'm 16 and 279lbs. I need to lose weight or I'll die. Please give me some advice on losing weight fast. I need it. Thanks
279? damn, you're 2 of me put together XD
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Name a sport that's tough to play on a windy day?
Midget tossing...the wind took my midget away!!!
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What is your favourite smell? ((I like the smell of rain. :]))
A scentless vagina
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why are you all trying to kill me?
Your brain keeps rejecting our forced programming so we have no other alternative but to terminate you...muhahahaha
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How many beers can you drink before your drunk?
You don't have to drink to get drunk :)
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Lets go back in time! Do you still remember your favourite Playstation one game?
Twisted metal 3
Tekken
Vigilante 98?
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Don't you just HATE it when people rub you the wrong way?
I hate when people touch me PERIOD!!
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When will people grow up?
More like " when will people stop generalizing"
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Do you use another chat room besides Answerbag?
This is not a chatroom
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Which pet food is most nutritous for humans?
You're worst than those annoying spam bots.
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Whatever happened to Richie Rich?
The recession turned him into a little bitchie bitch
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Which religion was 'Adolph Hitler'?
He was a Jedi
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Why brain hurt?
You have a brain? UNHOLY HELL!!!
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Do you still use IRC?
I don't even know what that is
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what's an appropriate career path for this person?
she could be the subject of a love song.
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What is a ventriloquist doll called?
A professional answer researcher
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What is the meaning of Precambrian?
use google
why is there always a "professionally researched" answer when ab staff asks questions?
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Can women play in the nfl
women+sports?! LOLOLOLOLOL
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Do you think the work f*** is useful? It can be a verb, an adjetive, and a noun. What do you think?
fuck asterisks
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does chocolate get rid of acne scars?
ask your aunt
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smoking pot is ___________...
is the only way to cope with this crazy world
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My pants touch the floor without my heels on but I'm afraid when I put on the heels the pants look to short. What is the rule?
Don't wear any pants.
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Why DOES it seem like ((some)) women respect a man more after he cheats on them???
She now knows he can do better, I suppose. Love is something I'll never understand. :|
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Who was the winner of the Mexican War?
The undertaker
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Where do you keep your A machines? Where do you prefer to keep your B machines?
The same thing we try to do every night, Pinky...try to take over the world!!
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Who went on the trip with lewis&clark?
Superman
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Did you drink the Apple Kool-Aid?
I drinkith the sweet Nectar of the Gods-Water!
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Do women know how hard they are to deal with
Of course they do. They tell all their female friends the shit they put their men through for the fun of it. :(
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Anyone have a strange phobia?
I fear bad spelling >.
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What are unique folks called?
They're called forks, dumbass.
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Which one dies first: USPS, Newspapers, Liberrys?
I'm going with "Liberry". I've never heard of it so I'm assuming that method of book acquisition died years ago.
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Do you go on omegle.com?
what is it?
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what would you do / think if you were in the middle of a church service, and you saw the anonymous witch walk in ?
Burn him at the stakes!!!!
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When was the last time you hit that snooze button?
an hour ago
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When was the last time you hit that snooze button?
an hour ago
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If Shakespeare is the eternal bard, why isn't he alive?
because he's dead...duh!
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If social security runs out before I can draw from it should I be angry enough to want to kick an old man?
Tell him you and the grim reaper collaborated to steal away his wife. >:D
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Which spelling do you typically use:
greh=Gray or grey+eh
That's who we spell it in Canada
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Could you swear while chatting on internet? Any sample please...
I swear from time to time only when it's fucking necessary, in this case, it is not.
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so heres a possible myth that i'm just looking for a explanation for.
Hair grows back faster when you plan it and water it.
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Is it smart to get pregnant when your in collage?
What a silly question.
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How did Chopper get all big in One Piece? :)
he ate his broccoli
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Why does the world hate the UK and the US
Again with the generalizations. Why is it that everyone always generalizes?
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What is your favorite Manga/Anime? (Or the *Best* in your opinion!)
Beast Wars
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Where do you look for answers in your life?
Not here.
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Why do people ask what God will do on AB?
Ask not why the 23 is so fly. Quagmire sluts rock out fo' lives!
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Do you think some people that puport to be calm and positive go home at night and punch the walls?
I usually punch my wife. Good thing she is imaginary or else I'd be some sort of sicko...
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Whats the point of answering religious questions if you despise religion?
It's like you're trying to stir up trouble...I like that :D
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Where should i put a dead body
have it lipsinc to Justine Beaver and put it on Youtube.
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Do you not live in Florida?
I life not in Florida, for I reside in Canada.
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Is it possible to travel from Canada to Hawaii with a Criminal Record of Fraud?
I hope not.
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What's the opposite of superman?
Obama
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Spiritually speaking, where's the best place to look when you're trying to find yourself?
remember the last place you lost yourself.
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Buy or Sell: Marilyn Monroe was actually a great actress
meh...
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I love cats :3
Cats taste good with noodles.
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What is water poisoning?
fluoridation?
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In your opinion, what is the best brand of mustard ?
The Nazi brand
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Will they ever make a live action spiderman series?
there is a live action spider-man series
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how to get a bigger butt
Asstic surgery
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What music artist can you absolutely not stand?
The beatles....fucking hate them
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why some men would like to smell women's panties ?
Maybe they love fish?
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How I not cry like baby when internet post make me insides sad? CULINARY!
Go out and experience the real world then you'll have something to cry about.
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Are there any other "secret languages" that kids can get a kick out of, other than Pig Latin or King Tut? And if so could you explain how they work?
king tut?
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Why is it acceptable for men to go topless but considered tacky if a woman does?
Topless is so yesterday. The new trend is to go bottomless.
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Who do you hate the most??
Haters. I guess that makes me a hypocrite. And I hate them, too.
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Global warming: Is it real or totally fake? Please choose an option.
faker than fake
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Why does everyone act like Native Americans and Hispanic people are the same race? Just because both are dark, they still look different!
why does everyone generalize?
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why some women like to wear men's underwear?
I NEED PICTURES FOR VISUALIZATION!!!!
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Does hair grow in your butt?
I have hair on my ass, not in.
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Why are people so concerned with celebrity stuff?
ANGELINA JOLIE PAINTED HER NAILS RED AND SHE'S GUNNA SHOW THEM OFF IN A LIVE BBC BROADCAST!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!
CAP CAP CAP!!!!
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What do you think a man should smell like?
I aint into snuffing men
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do you have tape on the back of your tv remote ?
I have a TV?
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why does the part around the nipples go a darker color when pregnant
chocolate milk?
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What (non-distracting) music do you prefer to listen to while studying?
Anything by Sam Roberts Band
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Is it strange that Fred Flintstone had a pet Brontosaurus (Dino) but also ate Brontosaurus burgers?
It's a cartoon *facepalms*
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Whats the difference between a normal BIKE and a MOUNTAIN BIKE?
The "mountain"
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This is a good time to _____________ .
look at my watch
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ladies if you could dress me up in a dress would you
you're on the wrong site, weirdo.
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Where have all the_________________________________gone?
Where have all the good people gone?
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Since you are my _________, I will __________.
sunshine/bask in your rays
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Is Obama a superhero?
He's a super muslim jerk
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Would you laugh if Donald Trump said that Obama was really a Mexican ?
I'm laughing at the idiot who asked this question.
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Hey man, they put the little house up in the right hand
corner of the browser?
Nice.You should go over and welcome the new neighbors.
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i have less than 30 day to get thc atta me. what can i do that realy works?
go light another joint
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What do you think of teenagers today?
I don't like them -_-
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Who is a singer who has a raspy voice?
Michael Jackson
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If I have dark brown hair and light brown eyes, what color should I dye my hair?
RED!!!
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Can someone send me pictures of eyebrows? Being neat and done?
use google!
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How can you lie?
I couldn't tell you. I've never lied in my life.
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What type of PJs do u wear to bed ( shorts & tank top etc.)?
I wear clothes at night?
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Who can become a benefactor to send me back to the University to obtain a MA in Forensic Counseling?
Go ask your mother to stand on a street corner.
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Where are geneva watches made?
Antarctica
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What does it mean when people say your music is "different"?
Do you have a video of gigs on youtube? I'd love to hear some. :)
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why do i stink like poo?
Are you from India?
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how tall am i
You're tall enough that your feet touch the grown.
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Do you beleive in the nephilim?
I heard Goliath was related to one
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If, I was doing an inventory of your bedroom, what 10 things would I find in there all the time?
Transformers
More Transformers
Action figures
Comics
A harmonica
Drawing books
Bibles (I could open up my own bible store)
Secret food stash
Electronics: TV computer, MP3 player, gameboy
USBs filled with porn
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When You get that 'chocolate craving' what's the 1st thing that comes to mind?
chocolate covered vagina
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I was called a dumbf*!&% here in a comment thread,I was shocked!How often are verbally abused here?I laugh it off..Ha,Ha,Ha.
I get verbally abused so much, I should be paying people here instead of my dominatrix.
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What one word would describe your previous day?
venereal
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Why are animals believed to sense the paranormal?
I heard that if you put dog tears in your eye, you can see ghosts!!!!
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Are you interested in celebrities lives or tired of hearing about them???? Or just certain ones..?
ALL OF THEM!!!!
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Did you day-dream in school and do you day-dream now?
I day dream 16 hours a day/ The other 8 hours are night dreams
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Do you go hunting?
While my friends hunt for women, I hunt for action figures. They're easier to deal with and they don't talk back,unless they have electronics :)
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are you a flamer or a skinner?
I'm screwing your girl ^_^
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Do you like plop, chop, lop, mop or bin?
I demand a new Answerbag website; one that caters to "special" people like Beckyboo.
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Answer to:
I have a joke: justin beiber!
You've got blood on your hands.
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What's the funniest thing about politics?
People actually care
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Answer to:
Have you ever heard about the new iPad 2?
iPad 2 was soooo last week. It's all about iPad 3.
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I love my country because of ___________
I love my country? LOL
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Do you swallow your gum?
I haven't chewed gum in ages! I didn't even know they still sell the damn thing. Tell me, is gum still chewy and sticky?
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When are you most liable to punch a hole in your computer monitor?
When they ban porn from the net.
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Anyone know a good joke?
Obama
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If you could have ANY ability/power, what would it be and why?
The power to ignore ignorance
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WHat is not affected by gravity?
love
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Does this girl look fat?
I've never seen a one eyed woman before.
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What makes someone a good person?
society
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Bought myself $8 fake wedding band that looks real . I wear when I go out alone. My bf knows about it.
Way to stand out!
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am i a genius?
If you have to ask strangers on the internet....
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Is it possible that there is intelligent life at the bottom of the ocean that is more evolved than mankind?
Sooner or later it'll end up on our plate.
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when a girl says she's on pill what does the pill do?
Has she been watching the Matrix movies?
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What movies should never have been made?
Batman Begins
Dark Knight
All the Star Wars films
All movies starring Disney pop tarts
Don't Be So Anal Vol. 45 Not enough anal! >:(
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Answer to:
Where can I find a list of Nintendo 64 games idiots?
You can find them in your mother's cunt
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Why do I have such expensive tastes and no money?!
lol, I know how you feel. I crave caviar everyday, but all I can afford is bottom feeding lobsters...BLEH!!!
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How much does it look like I weigh?
Nice body :D
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What is your price? You know what I mean.
Diamonds!!!!
A mans best friend.
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Mrs ________ needed a ________ in order to ________ her ________
Mrs Nympho needs a lotta man in order to get her groove on.
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Answer to:
Can you think of any songs that are unintentionally hilarious?
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
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Who killed Biggie and Tupac?
The Illuminaughty!!!
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How do people find a list of Nintendo 64 games?
go blow a skunk
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Do you like poetry?? If you have wrote any poems then please put it in your answer :D
Only in the form of rap!!!!
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Can you think of a real person with "two first names?" (Example: Chester Arthur)
Adolf Hitler
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on a scale of 1-10, how bad is it to sleep with ur dead ex's brother? and why do feel this way?
Your brother would be proud.
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How did the British beat the Americans without the atomic bomb?
HAX AND CHEAT CODES!!!!
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Which language would you like to learn?
The language of love.
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Who is your favorite famous asian?
Jackie Chan1!!1111
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4chan's relationship with the government
Don't drop the soap or your pink ass will end up on 4chan
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What will be the death of you?
death
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Whats the difference between the phone and fax?
fax=facts
phone=phony(homophone)
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DS, DSi or 3DS?
Gameboy Micro
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Does anyone knows some procedures and techniques used in biology
I know man+woman+love making=baby
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Is it me, or does all of Tim Burton`s films suck?
I love his Batman movies. These new ones, I don't find captivating.
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WHO IS THE FOUNDER OF GOOGLE
Tony Stark
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Do you think that neytiri otamiticya Na'via is HOT!?
I don't know who the hell that is, but one thing for sure, the is doesn't sound hot.
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Do you consider fruit, without any other added ingredients, a dessert?
Sure. I also consider seconds as dessert. :)
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What animal can you do the best impression of?
Man.
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I never even thought that ___________________.
...I could shape my future :|
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Does truth and commitment offend women??? (True or false...)
True! Women don't know what the hell they want! Fucking anomalies >.
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Why are people so disagreeable?
Lets agree to disagree. agreed?
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My daughter when she was 3 asked "why is water wet?" I still don't know how to answer her 22 years later. Anyone got the answer for me?
Not if it wears its raincoat.
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Why does anyone still care about the serial adulterer, Tiger Woods?
This is a question you should ask yourself. Tiger and his shenanigans were the furthest thing from my mind till you brought it up :|
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Is this aggressive driving on my part?
Would you happen to be one of guys from Canada's Worst Driver season 1? There was a guy that did the exact same thing.
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Do you spend all your money on only one thing?
Well, it's not my fault Hasbro keeps making Transformers.
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What are some very excellent examples of “social cues?”
holding doors for sexy ladies.
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Are all your body parts under your control?
My penis is under mind control.
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What are some things you CAN'T do with an egg???
Never crack a joke around an egg.
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Would you ever go to a McDonalds with this "Ronald" standing out front? LOL!!!
I wouldn't his meat between my buns 0_o
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Who do you think is the best television provider?
Rogers! They are great at screwing their customers!
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Do you think this robber needs to get a new profession? LMAO!!
Answer to:
What would you want written on your tombstone?
"Here lies a great wanker (literally)" or "visiting relatives. Will be back soon!"
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Are you obsessed with something? Related to obsession, is it mentally healthy to be singled minded or obsessed? What is your obession?
Transformers
Porn
Corner Gas
Music
Answerbag
Internet
Books
Food
Sleeping
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Answer to:
If slavery was allowed today, would you own a slave?
Well, I wouldn't mind owning a white slave :)
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What is the unforgivable sin?
There are many, but suicide is the only one that comes to my mind.
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Horoscopes? Fact or Fiction?
malarkey
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Does romance still exist?
Only in novels
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When are you gonna get_______________________________?
my cherry popped? Sorry, but I'm a dude....I think 0_o
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Answer to:
What is the best word that begins with W?
Wanking
Wascally Wabbit!
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Answer to:
How would I convince my mom to give me a spanking?
eat her out
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What do you know about me that I might find a surprise?
I know that I don't care about you. Are you surprised?
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When's the last time you voted?
I care about poly-ticks?!
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My mom fed me creamed corn. Is she a monster?
No, but you are an ungrateful monster.
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What do you show the world?
Love, but I always receive hate in return.
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Do you like to eat hamburgers?
I don't eat burgers. I inhale them!
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Answer to:
Nickleback?
Brokeback
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Do you think? That the goverment injects violence into its socieity...
?Misp?lacing qu?estion aga?in?¿
Answer to:
What is the differance between buns and rolls?
Michael Jackson can't put his meat between 7 year old rolls.
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Answer to:
Which film(s) made you cry? For me it was The Green Mile.
Titanic
Armageddon
Professional Hymen Removers #5 (Adult Movie)
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Apart from driving, what activity doesn't mix well with drinking alcohol?
Having sex. People often wake up regretting it :/
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Does War, Murder, Drunk Drivers, increase the death toll ?
Really? Go play in traffic.
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I've dropped a very heavy object on my arm...how do I know if I broke my arm?
Try masturbating. If you can't feel your penis GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!!
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If you could change only one hour of you life what would it be?
The hour I die
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My parents won't believe me and I think that I may be seriously injured.
I don't believe you either. If you were in fact injured you would be on your way to the hospital not ABing
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Answer to:
What makes a man wise?
The bible
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What should you definitely not do in front of the children?
Spank the monkey...
"Daddy! What are you doing to Curious George?!"
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Answer to:
Why do Muslims complain that the US isn't tolerant of them, when their very own countries are hardly tolerant of Christians and Jews?
I derped a little inside
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What lies beyond the door of Death?
Life
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Can I take a vacation in your colon?
Sure. If you see any cancer tell me right away.
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Answer to:
Would you let Charlie Sheen babysit your kids?
First I'll ask the pedophile down the street if he can watch my kids, if he isn't available, then Sheen.
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What are the essential simialarities between kindness and awareness?
Both are sometimes mistaken for weakness
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Who should be held responsibe for the killing of animals for meat.. the consumers or the processors?
I blame animals for being so damn delicious. If pigs don't want to be eaten then they shouldn't taste like bacon!
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Bigger loudmouth: Rex Ryan or Charlie Sheen?
I don't know who the first guy is, so I'll have to go with Rosie O'Donald. I can't stand that guy.
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Guys: Would you prefer the mother of your child to breast feed or bottle feed your baby? Why?
The way God intended it. :D
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Answer to:
Corporations keep our economy healthy. OBAMA wants more taxes. When that happens, they flee to other Countries. Do you blame them?
Corporations keep your economy healthy but they poison the environment.
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How come a mirror in front of us reverses left to right but a mirror above us reverses up and down?
This question keeps me awake at night.
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What is your favorite flavor of Doritos?
Kewl Ranch!
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Answer to:
What personality traits come natural to you?
awesomenimity
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=awesomenimity
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Answer to:
My dinner just cost 100 dollars do you think it tasted better than yours?
The real question is, did it full you?
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Answer to:
DO YOU KNOW A WEBSITE WITH PEOPLE UPLOADING PICTURES OF THEIR FAT ROLLS?
fatrolls.com
Answer to:
What is the armor rating on a mythril breast plate?
Are you playing Rubescape?
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Do you think?? That a couple in a abusive relationship, should separate (or) go their separate ways??
I think. But do you?
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Why don't they have a show like "The Pick Up Artist" for women to help them with social issues?
Men>Women
Answer to:
What do you put on your pizza if anything?
love
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what is a blue ink blot ?
blue in blot disease causes white outs
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Do You Want to Look and Feel Younger Again?
Sure, but I'm to lazy to get in shape.
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Is it okay for a woman to except money from a man she isn't in a relationship with?
prostitutes do it all time, so of course it's ok.
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Which kind of houses do you like better: Brick or wood?
Glass houses with invisible mirrors so I can see myself a bit clearer.
Answer to:
You get off your lazy internet seats right now and look for a list of super nintendo games?
Wow, I've been absent for a month and you're asking the same question. Get a fucking Wii!
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I'd walk a Mile for__________________________
a hand job
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ladies what should i wear to bed if i was a girl
Wear your insecurities.
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Where are good places for woman to meet another woman (for friendship only) locally without spending money?
Feminist rallies.
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What is the most complex machine in common use?
Women. These autonomous beings are so complex, they don't even come with an off switch.
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what is the goals of the intervention in libya. higher oil prices?, to look stupid? to bomb something and not have a real stated purpose?
America wants to turn Libya into America junior. Then, liberate North Korea.
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Answer to:
Pop feels hard on my tongue. Does it feel hard on any of your tongues?
"pop feels hard" what do you mean "pop"?
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men have you ever had to wear panties because you had no underwear
Imma pretend this question was never asked.
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Are your secrets troublesome to you? If so, do you write about them?
Even if I had any secrets, it'd be a secret.
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Heads or tails? I'll flip a coin for each answer and tell you what you got. Wanna play?
I want head!
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Who did I lose my virginity to?
Forget about your virginity. Worry about your sanity.
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Do u think my belly is normal?, do u have fat rolls?
do I like fat rolls?
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How is my name
Astor=Ass tar!
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Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?
Hopefully, only superstitious people that believe in silly Mayan predictions will be wiped out.
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Answer to:
Since the downfall of Limewire/Frostwire for P2P free "acquisition" of music, are there other similar sites available?
I use beemp3, mediafire, and google!
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Answer to:
How far is pluto
Ask Mickey
Answer to:
If God is Love, why did Jesus have enemies?
Some people can't handle the truth
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Answer to:
Puhleeeze!!!!!
Gays are responsible for aids?! GRAB YOUR TOUCHES PEOPLE LETS TO SAN FRANCISCO!!! But wait, if you take the belief that "gays were born that way" into consideration, wouldn't it ultimately make straight people responsible for aids? :o
Answer to:
What is the best smart phone to buy for a 3 year old girl?
A phone smart enough to replace her dumb ass dad. Get her an Android.
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Answer to:
Is There Ever Enough?
Are people ever content?
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Answer to:
What do you believe the biggest flaw in the world is?
our insatiable appetite for knowledge.
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How did America get the job of the world's police dept???
Well, American are pigs, so it makes sense.
Answer to:
In the Harry Potter universe, are there any items that are magic-proof?
Apparently, dragons and condoms are impervious to magic. I also heard they have no effects on twinkies, but twinkies aren't real.
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When did you sign up for this website?
April 2007...ya, I'm old.
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Answer to:
What is the thumping noise in my ear?
It's your damn brain struggling to come up with an intelligent question.
Answer to:
how many wonders are actually in the world?
In this world there are infinite wonders
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Answer to:
Are American postage stamps made in China?
They are made in Gotham City
Answer to:
Do the colours of a Countries flag have a meaning?
Yes
Answer to:
So, AB staff deletes nonsense answers to their nonsense questions. What do you think about that?
Meh...I flagged all their posts as spam and nonsense. I am surprised I haven't been banned for it.
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Answer to:
What drink, might get you drunk?
Powerade
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Answer to:
Am I a slow swimmer for a 13 year old?
I got off when I saw the word "breast"
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Is television getting worse?
Don't listen to these Jackasses! I love t.v. and t.v. loves me.
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Do you love animals better than people?
I love eating animals more than people.
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I found answers in ___________ ?
the bible
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Most ridiculous scene in a movie?
Pretty much every none pornographic scene in a porn movie...
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Answer to:
It's raining today in Puerto Vallarta...it seems to rain at least one day every winter....what's it doing in your corner of the world?
It was snowing earlier here in Toronto
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Answer to:
Do you know any writers? Who wrote books? Why do there like to write? What make them tick to write what there write??
What's a book?
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Which one is the best?
The blue guy
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Which are the best ingredients for Roast Beef?
The beef?
Answer to:
johnny depp is ______?
a steaming pile of sexy turd
Answer to:
How do you like your bananas?
I like my bananas turned into banana bread
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Answer to:
Justin bieber is _______?
not as annoying as the people who talk about him
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Answer to:
I found out recently that I share my birthday with Miley Cyrus, who I dont like Is there anybody famous you like that your BDay is on also?
Kevin Costner and I share the same birth date.
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What's something that you'd NEVER put on a sandwich?
Sand. I'll just eat the wich
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Answer to:
What is your favorite brand of boxers?
Beat boxers
Answer to:
Can I put a car motor in a boat?
Flagged for pissing me off. I am so gunna get banned ^_^
Answer to:
What's one song that's always on your iPod?
I have an Ipod? Anyway, I have hundreds of songs on my Zen Mosiac, not one.
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Have you ever self-harmed? If yes, how? If no, do you know anyone who has? How?
I once committed suicide.
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What's your foot type?
You wanna suck my feet, dontcha?
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True or false: You MUST have a coffee to start your day?
False. I hate coffee...bleh
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Answer to:
Knock knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who?
SHURYUKEN!!!!
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Answer to:
I can't do a front flip in water?
Poor you.
Answer to:
What is the scientific term for a flowering plant?
I could tell you, but I rather flag this. MUHAHAHAHAHA
Answer to:
English grammar help please?
alacrity... I just learned a new word :)
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Answer to:
What does morals&values mean?
I flag your questions like a Nascar flag waver.
Answer to:
What is the strongest muscle in the Human or Huwomen's body.??
Heart muscles
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What does emitted mean?
I emitted gas from my ass...
Answer to:
What are sugar molecules always connected to?
Reported as spam
Answer to:
What is the best advice or facts to tell someone who is going to jail?
Always drop the soap
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Which living creature has the largest eyes.?
Aliens
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Answer to:
Shouldn't he be better known as Moamar Gaddaffy-Duck?
I feel like I am missing a joker here...
Answer to:
When will the price of gas go back below $3?
When Palin becomes president...
Answer to:
i'm part of the theater in my school and sometimes my friends and bf have a problem with it.
I can see why they have a problem with it. Stop bragging about it.
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Better game system?
SNES
GBA
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What event in a baseball game is the rarest?
Me, watching a game is pretty rare.
Answer to:
what is the best way to get pregnant fast???
inseminate yourself with the fastest sperm on the planet--dog sperm. Then stand on your head for a few hours, while the sperm swims to the egg. and within six weeks you'll have a nice healthy abomination
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What do you prefer to wear under your swimsuit while swimming?
Hair on my johnson
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What do you dread the most?
my procrastination
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Answer to:
Should I shoot my neighbor for making too much noise?
I love boobs
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Does a nice smelling perfume/cologne on a human being make you horny?
I can't stand that stuff
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Should i let my 13 year old daughter bring her 14year old boyfriend with us to the movies...help plz ;(
You're her mother; you decide what is best for your daughter, not us.
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Answer to:
What scares you the most?
Freedom of thought and modern art
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Answer to:
Are u a homophobe?
EWWWW! Homos!! I hate all things that are the same!!
Answer to:
How many body parts can you name ...with only three letters in them.???
ass
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"Can you "Name" three English words that have two "u" side by side in them ?
I WIN!!!
continuum
continuums
duumvir
duumvirate
duumvirates
duumviri
duumvirs
menstruum
menstruums
muumuu
muumuus
residuum
residuums
squush
squushed
squushes
squushier
squushiest
squushing
squushy
triduum
triduums
ultravacuum
ultravacuums
vacuum
vacuumed
vacuuming
vacuums
weltanschauung
weltanschauungen
weltanschauungs
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Answer to:
Which planet has ears?
I'm going to flag every single question you asked as spam.
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Answer to:
How do angels differ from humans?
Apparently, Angels are neither male or female... 0_o
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Answer to:
My new favorite word is "dimwit". What is your favorite word?
Fuck!!! I don't have a fucking favourite word...FUCK!!!
Answer to:
How much do you hate cigarette smokers?
Geez, kill them? That's a little to much for me... I'd rather rip their cigarette out of their mouth and crush it.
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Answer to:
What do you think is the real key to happiness?
Oodles of dollars
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Answer to:
Remember how fun this site was before "Answerbag Staff" hogged the page?
Fun? Fun died when they upgraded the site.
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Answer to:
What does wield mean?
I wield in my hand the mighty sword of Agnothica!!!
Answer to:
who thinks they pee a lot?
Pee Wee Herman?
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What's crazy to you?Voltaire said that crazy is to think of too many things too fast,or of one thing too exclusively
I'm not crazy. I'm a lunatic
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Why is the Answerbag Staff Guy hogging all of the good question asking space?
It wouldn't surprise me if they are the ones behind those spam bots.
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
I smoked some really good pot the other day. I got the munchies and ate my neighbor's flower bed, now my poo smells like roses!
If I had a heart, you would have a special place in it
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Answer to:
what do you like to wear when dancing
I like to 'wear' her out... ~_^
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