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Ash Wednesday...Did you eat meat? Did you attend mass? I agree with Blackberry... I don't know what Ash Wednesday is either. To answer your question, yes and no.

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First thing that comes to Mind when you hear the word Africa...? tribal wars and the game civilization 4.

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Why did Sarah Palin name her daughter Bristol? Some things in life are better left unanswered. Things like: "Why did McCain pick her?" "Why did she name her son Trig?" "Is it really true that Maltesers have maggots in them?" These are all valid questions. But at the end of the day, they're better left unanswered.

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What are some words a women could say that would hurt a man's feelings? how much do i owe you after this?

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How can you download a spy cell pro by not paying for it? i need to know of a torrent and i dont know of one. i want to see what my man is hidding from me so is this the best way to do it? do u know where i can download programs for free? the best way to know what your man is hiding from you is to ask him. if you need to download a spy program then either you have trust issues or the entire relationship does. if that's the case, i think you need to end it because spying on him will just make matters worse.

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You are watching a movie with your parents or grandparents. A particularly risque love scene comes up. How do you react? How do they react? i quickly fast-forward as if im genuinely disgusted. this is to keep up my image of the innocent kid, even tho i've taken the virginity of a few. :D

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If I was a porn star.. Who would watch or look at me? hell yea!

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Would you ever have sex for money? definitely. good way to pay off student loans too.

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My guy fancies dressing as a girl .. I'm OK about it .. as long as i can chose what .. NOT my clothes . he he . now what should i make him wear ... ideas? that is quite disturbing. guys shudnt want to dress like girls (if the guy in question is straight)

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My gf vagina is so tight that it hurts my penis when i go to put it in..i cant even get 1 finger in...that normal? i really dont think thats normal.. has she seen a gynecologist about that?

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Do you have an Orgasim everytime you cum? i rarely have orgasms when i cum, unless i'm high. then its the best feeling in the world! :D

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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny? around the dinner table with ur family.

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Male or Female...Do you carry condoms? If so, how many? yup. i always keep one in my wallet in case me and my gf have a spontaneous moment.

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Just got my first rejection for a question because it was nonsense. But why should nonsense be rejected and flame wars not? (Also my question was more philosophical than nonsense with the question "Is anyone there?") "is anyone there?" is definitely nonsense. quit wasting time.

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I am really bad in love with my first cousin. I don't know what to do. HELP ME PLEASE!!! I need it bad. I've been in sexual contact but never actually had sex with her. I need HELP!! Move from Texas and go live in New York.

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What is your one word description of Barack Obama? God-given.

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Obama won. Are you happy!? i had a weed party with my friends at the local mall parking lot about half an hour after we found out he won. it was a great night.

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Are we still Friends, even if I dont agree with your political choice? I'm sorry (and I know I'll get downrated for this) but no. Any intelligent person who's thought about their choice and their reasons for that choice, and STILL ends up disagreeing with me in regards to politics means that they're a fundamentally different person than I am. While it's easy to say "sure, we can still be friends", we have to keep in mind and...

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What is your one word description of John McCain? Moron.

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If, for some reason, your only choices in the 2008 election were Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush, who would you vote for? HILLARY. no question. im a canadian so i'm a strong supporter of universal healthcare. no matter what the feds try to tell you, it IS better than private healthcare. the avg canadian lives longer than the avg american.. think about that.

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Do you call them French fries or fries? fries

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Why so many churches moving from organs to bands? maybe because bands are cheaper and less maintenance? i really have no clue. but personally i prefer organs :D they give that old holy feeling that a church is supposed to have.

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Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? yup. shes my current gf

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What way do you postulate that the Earth will be destroyed? in a display of spectacular fireworks that'll have the martians going "wowwww"

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Do you wear your stereotype proudly like: white trash, redneck, ghetto? a fake gangsta from the ghetto who is really just a chinese immigrant. yes, and i love it.

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Why do illegal immigrants protest our rules and policies, but will not protest their own country's rules and policies? Probably because they feel that protesting in their homeland is useless. The reason they became illegal immigrants here in the first place could be because they chose the lesser of the two evils, since no system is perfect; and because no system is perfect, they could be protesting in their new home in an effort to improve what is already an improvement from the land they came from. But...

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Should I stay with someone i'm CRAZY in love with that makes me cry every other day, or try it with someone new that I have everything and anything in common with that treats me how I would treat others? i'd go for option B

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I have been married for 25 years. In that time I have learned to just give in to my husbands requests to avoid fighting. I could live with this until I met a guy who understands me. He is very patient with me because I get confused. What can I do? you leave your husband and go to the man who understands you. you say you can live with it now, but as time goes on the abuse (yes, your husband is abusing you) will grow stronger and more severe. better to leave someone like that and be happy for yourself. if you're afraid that your husband will go to drastic measures, hire a lawyer and implicate legal action if necessary. don't...

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How do you keep yourself from calling your ex? call someone else.

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Have you ever wanted to do something, but didn't have the courage or determination to do it? of course. i've always wanted to say out loud "safety" in a quiet room full of people doing exams, but i've never had the courage or determination to do that.

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Without a compass, how can you tell west from east? North from south? i make a mental topographic map of where i am, and using the closest streets and intersections i tell which direction is which.

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Are you so close to your best-friend that you have been mistaken for a married couple? no, but there've been many that said we should date. this really scares me since both of us are guys...

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Can birth control pills be bad for a guy? I can make some big bucks if I take this girls pills for a couple months. I researched online and found some good things like increased libido, bone strength and good cholesterol. Any negatives? Should I do it? wow it sounds like taking birth control pills can be very good for guys. i might consider doing it... edit: for those who downrated this, i was only kidding.

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What's your gut to butt ratio? 7 : 12

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Make a prediction...Within the next 10 seconds I will_______. Did you predict correctly? Breathe. Yes I predicted correctly.

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What was you first job? Receptionist at a local medical clinic. Still there.

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FM radio stations send out frequencies in the Megahertz range. Suppose your fave radio station is 104.1 MHz on the FM dial and your bff likes a station that tunes in @ 101.9MHz. whose station sends out waves of a longer wavelength? Thanks! the 101.9 station because the frequency number indicates that there are less cycles sent out by the 101.9 station than the 104.1 station in a second. in order for this to be accomplished, the radio waves of 101.9 must be of a longer length.

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What was Mannfred von Richthofen better known as? the Red Baron. a very famous german flying ace in world war one. shot down by canadian pilot arthur brown.

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If your a person that is funny,krazy,&playful,will people be hesitant to take you seriously? i dont know. you'd have to ask my friends.

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If you had to choose between a million dollars OR having Rosie O'donnell give unlimited lap dances "Which one would you choose?" uhhhhh a million dollars. i'd think any self-respecting sober person would choose the money.

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How many pairs of shoes did you buy this year? one.

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Has anyone stayed at Wigamog Inn in Canada? If so, what was your opinion of it? i live in canada and i haven't been. where is this wigamog inn that you speak of?

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I am travelling to Hongkong and China next month - any suggestions where to shop and great places to visit??? the terracotta army! you'll be amazed.

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Are you "easy on the eyes"? HA no

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I found a pill that is small, blue and says watson 795 on it? what is is? 20 mg dicyclomine (generic Bentyl), a drug used to treat irritable bowel syndrome.

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What is your favorite brand of motorcycle? Harley-Davidson because it's the only motorcycle brand I know.

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How far would you go to avoid the number 666? One guy had forced members to leave his group on FB because it sat at 666 members and he could not get one more person to join. i try to avoid it as much as possible. i had a bank balance that ended in the digits 666 so i borrowed some money for it to end in a round 700.

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What is the gender of God? He is male, because He created man in His image, and the first man is named Adam. Then He made woman out of a rib of Adam, and the first woman was named Eve.

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Have you broken the sacred rule - you dated your friends boyfriend? it would be very uncomfortable if my friends even had boyfriends. they're all straight guys.

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I just started dating a new guy a month ago. He keeps getting calls and saying its his parents and not answering. I looked at his phone when he was in the shower... it was his ex... what should i do? why do all the answers here assume all the negatives? like anonymousgirl said, if he's not the one making contact (and at this point it doesn't seem like he is), then everything's fine and all he's doing is trying to ignore a very clingy past relationship in an attempt to keep it in the past without dragging it into the present relationship: with you. you have nothing to...

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Of the following, which would upset you the most to hold: rat, snake, large bat or a couple hundred ants? a chicken.

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Are you looking forward to daylight savings? i personally don't understand the concept of daylight savings so much. at a certain time of year, we turn our clocks forward an hour only to turn it back half a year later. what's the point?

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How old do you think I am?pics down there. 22.75 years old.

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Have you ever fallen asleep with you glasses on? ya one time i woke up with glasses on. it felt really strange and unfamiliar, especially when i dont even wear glasses.

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Is there any truth in what I hear: that if you defrag your computer twice; back to back...you will get better results? defragmenting isnt like something that defrags your entire computer in one try, especially if you have a lot of stuff on a big drive. every time you defrag, it defrags a percent of your drive (a high percentage), and not every single fragment. therefore, if you defrag, and say the first time u defragged 90%, the second time will defrag 90% of what still needs to be defragged, and it'll...

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We know people who vandalize other people's property for kicks, or because they are jealous, or angry or whatever excuse they use. They are usually punks. What would you call someone who vandalizes someone's peace of mind? a very annoying person with no life.

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Radiohead are allowing fans to decide how much they want to pay to download their new album "In Rainbows". How much would you pay? -$50. That means you'd have to pay ME $50 to buy anything from Radiohead.

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Have you ever used AB as a sort of "confession box"? si, signor

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If we created tornados and harnessed them for energy, would we be able to control them? probably not. there's a show out there that utilizes the idea that we'd be able to control the weather... and then this HUGE hurricane appeared and is threatening to basically destroy the southeastern united states. then the scientists who claim to control the weather have to figure out a way to like... blow it back out to sea or somethin. the show's called superstorm. but to...

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Remember when gas was $.75 a gallon, Will gas ever go down? gas prices will never go back down because there'll be less and less available as we start to use it all. in fact it's more likely to further its increase because of the diminishing supply. so i suggest people to switch to alternative fuels or hybrids.

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How many fingers do you type with? all ten. i use both my thumbs simultaneously to press the space key. i've been told it's because my single thumb is too weak and that this is abnormal. but w/e.

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First of all i never met her and second how can he still love a woman who left to sweden5 years ago with there child and still feel for her surposely k first of all, can you put all your questions in a single question to make it make sense to people who havent read your previous questions? wth are you new to the internet or something? second of all, he might just be seein how his kid is. there might be things that are said between him and his exwife that could be reminiscent of their old times, and he might think that you seeing those emails...

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Can you settle a bet between me and my friend Sarah? She says we will def get 20 responses to this, I say we def won't. If we DON'T get 20 responses, then she has to give me $200, but if we DO get 20 responses then I have to run NAKED down my own block! is this streak going to be filmed? :D

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Have you ever gone to a chinese restaurant and found yourself unable to eat the chicken wings because they vaguely look like the parts to someone's pet? Like a cat's leg or something? all restaurants in north america pass the restaurant health standards set by the health department. that includes chinese restaurants. but if this was meant to be a racist comment, then fuck you because i'm chinese. if not, then disregard that last part of the answer as random tourette's gibberish.

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My boyfriend doesnt want to marry me just because he had a mess up one before what's wrong with that? maybe he's just not ready to enter another marriage yet because of a fear that it'll fail again. if you keep buggin him about it he might just end it altogether, and he would have every right. jeez dont push so much.

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How the hell can i get into my boyfriends email why are you such a smothering person? you shouldn't be getting into his email or even having thoughts of trying to. just because you guys are in a relationship doesn't mean that he has to expose everything to you. theres still such a thing as personal property. you shouldn't be doing ANY privacy-invading things which includes going into his email, his mail, listening to his phone...

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My boyfriend is in a band, and i manage their website/myspace. today he called me to say that they are going to get signed. i read the email, and i want to be happy, but i am afraid that if and when this happens, things will change. please.... ADVICE? hey don't worry about it. them getting signed really isn't anything to worry about. in fact, since it's your boyfriend's band, there should be a huge celebration. be happy, don't be worrisome! you don't want your worrying to keep you from being happy now would you?

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How the hell can i get into my boyfriends email so what? you shouldn't be reading his email in the first place anyway, it's personal.

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Guys-would you date a girl that had a bigger bicept than you + could beat you up? Lets assume that youre not that athletic + for all her braun she is still feminine and sweet. Would you be too intimidated or put off by what your male friends would think? uh no because even as the scrawny guy that i am, i prefer that my girl doesnt look like arnold schwarzenegger. then again it all depends on a number of factors: how long i've known her, how good a person she is. in fact my last ex was someone like that, but it didnt bother me that much cuz we were close even before we started goin out so it was ok. but normally i'd say no.

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When it rains and you don't have an umbrella, do you duck your head down and run for cover, or realize your going to get wet anyway and just walk normal for cover? i walk because the faster you go, the wetter you get.

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Is there anyone you know that you can come and talk to them about anything,anytime you need someone's shoulder to lean on? my buddy steve. he been thru alot with me. he was there every time i got beaten for getting bad marks at school, he was there when i got dumped, and he always took me with him when i had nowhere to go. (btw we're not gay. im straight.)

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If you were a raindrop drop, where would you want to drop on? someplace suffering from drought

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If u could have any car in the world, what would it be? any mercedes of the S class.

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Do you go for a can't take anything seriously but very funny guy or a serious i'm not ever going to laugh guy? hey im definitely type 1 but i havent had much luck with my love life so iunno i guess it depends on the girl.

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Does no one appreciate a joke on here? (refer to my question "DOES IT BOTHER YOU WHEN PEOPLE ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS IN ALL CAPS? " YES I ALWAYS LOVE A GOOD JOKE :P

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What would you do if one of your friends got sent to jail? visit them from time to time and try to help them out as much as i can (within legal boundaries of course)

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What's the worst thing a person can say to someone who has just lost a loved one? he owed me money.

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What's the worst thing a person can say to someone who has just lost a loved one? i got dibs on their house.

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Hello, I am 19 yrs old and for about 2yrs now i have had red spots at the tops of both my arms, sometimes there are a few miny white heads but mainly spot marks. The spots just look like loads of tiny scars. could anyone tell me what they might be please? its a genetic disorder VERY common in teenagers. i have them as well. its called keratosis polaris. its completely harmless. it naturally goes away with age, but if you want to get rid of them faster, here's a link for treating them using a combination of over-the-counter products. http://www.keratosispilaris.org/showthread.php?t=3469

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The world as we know will end in 12 days. You have a bunker built under your house and can save your family. You can also save 10 other people from around the world. Who would you choose? the 8 hottest playboys on the planet, a killer (to get rid of my family so they dont watch me as i fool around), and a cook (to make casserole out of the corpses).

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What are salt and pepper in the context of BDSM? ......wut kind of BDSM have U been watching? for that matter, y do u wonder about such a thing? but to answer ur question, salt and pepper applied on an open wound causes pain, which is a principle in BDSM. of course i just pulled that outta my ass so it might not be very accurate information.

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Do you sing in the car and get strange looks from other drivers? i dont sing in the car especially out of fear for that. hell i dont even turn up the radio too loud to avoid gazes from other drivers lmao

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Men have nipples that are useless, What do women have that evolution could have done without? pubic hair

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What are the factors that cause the arising of "romantic love"? a latin guy.

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Guyz, can you describe your GF in one word? Missed.

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What was the rank for the nazi political leader with a white jacket, gold buttons. White hat with gold trim, gold tie and tan pants that poof on the side. i have a page for ranks but i have no clue what it is for that specific one? i think that was just the summer uniform for Waffen SS officers. but without an insignia provided i cannot determine the rank of the officer.

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If you could travel in time for just 10days would you go in the future or the past? lol when & why do you say so? i'd go into the future 10 days to skip my finals that are coming up in 8.

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What is a great website to know the good and bad of all presidents of the United States? i'd have to say google. lol. and where'd u go? i dont see u on msn anymore. >.<

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What would your reaction be if you walked in on your parents having sex? i'd yell "use a condom! i don't want a sibling!"

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Is it true that a single bullet can kill more than one person? it depends on the bullet itself. how aerodynamic it is, how far it can go, what gun is it fired out of... that sorta stuff. a rifle round, for example, can probably go through many people (all standing back-to-back). a soft-nosed revolver round, however, is designed to hurt more, so it probably won't unless fired at point blank or very near to it.

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Do you ever find yourself thinking about someone from your past that you used to like and you just can't seem to get them out of your head? No matter how hard you try to forget them? oh yea. only diff is that mine is my ex.

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Can you do a "numero dos" in a public bathroom? hmm. judging from my username, i'd say no. a very BIG no. edit: my name has changed since i wrote this answer. it used to be I_HATE_PUBLIC_BATHROOMS

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When was the last time you wore jeans? never. i've never worn jeans and i never will. any kind of jeans. at all. i hate them.

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What is the cutest picture you could find on the Internet? Share it here. this is mine

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If you were given a choice of music on your last meal ever, what song would it be? remember the name - fort minor or flight of the bumblebee - rimsky-korsakov

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Just bought a silver (fat) ps2 and it works perfectly every time but during loading you can hear a sound like the lens moving I just wanna know if my computer is ok. Thankyou this is normal. and what you are hearing is exactly what it is. it's just the lens moving around. i have a ps2 slimline and i've had it for over half a year now and it does the exact same thing. don't worry your ps2 is fine. it's like the sounds you get when you play a CD using a portable CD player. same thing.

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My Playstation 2 keeps making a grinding noise then freezes. I know the discs aren't scrached when I put them in but when I take the game out it's all scratched up. I've cleaned the laser with a cleaning disc but that doesn't help. What should I do? get a newer game console. the ps2 is outdated anyway. but if you want to keep playing your ps2 games i suggest you get a secondhand one off ebay. it's only just over $100 in stores where i live so you can imagine ebay's prices. or get your ps2 fixed for $80+. your choice.

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Where are my peeps? right here ma homie g.

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What crosses your mind when you look at pictures of yourself as a young child? what... the... hell...? so THAT's why i was beaten as a child!

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Are people the highest life form? It depends on which aspect of life forms you're talking about. Intellectually humans are DEFINITELY at the top of the chain, no doubts. But physically (with the exception of those gigantic Iron Men... and Arnold Schwarzenegger), humans would be somewhat in the middle-top is my guess. There are a lot of things/creatures out there that are perfectly capable of killing us and will happily do...

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Bare feet or socks in bed it seems like the general consensus here is bare feet, and that's what i'm goin with.

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Okay, a 14yr old likes me and I will be 18 in June. He is a Freshmen in high school and I am a Junior. I don't like him like that, and he is like in love with me. What should I do? 14 year olds have crushes that go away really quickly. just don't do anything about it and avoid all possible dates and don't ever put yourself in a vulnerable position in his presence. wait it out and it'll go away.

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What's the first word that comes to your mind when I say the word "Love"? the first thing that comes to mind are fairies, and other nonexistent things in life. the second thing that comes to mind is "heartbreaking".

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What is your favourite car? the lotus elise. or the lamborghini gallardo. or the lamborghini murcielago. all three of these would look absolutely SICK AWESOME if you dropped the ride height by even only a little.

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I am _____ years old and I have never had a ______ i'm 15 years old and i've never had a nosebleed.

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Counting the points i have got for questions, answers and moderation, plus the 25 points i got as a welcome, the total is 1269 points. However I have 1451 points. Where did the extra 182 points come from? well don't worry about it. as long as you're not finding proof of points that should've been awarded to you but haven't been, you're alright. extra points are always good. and by the question, i think you'd probably make a good accountant. :P

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Do you think we should divide the United states into smaller groupings? 50 states does seem a bit too large. I mean after all Texas is larger than England. Why or why not. why??? you yanks and your obsession with dividing yourselves up.... us canucks up here on top of you (canada, for those who are stupid) have 10 provinces and 4 territories, combined to make only 14 divided US state-equivalents... and we're bigger than you! what you should do, i say, is combine some of your states together. our quebec is bigger than most european countries, but do you see...

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Do you have a favorite song by one group or artist that you would like to hear covered by another artist or group? LMAO I'd love to hear Anti-Flag trying to duplicate MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This"!!

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What is your favorite rainy day activity? answerbag and video games!! oh and msn.

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What names did the bullies call you or someone else in school? If you were a bully, what names did you call someone? Are you the bully that called me GRENADE? LOL i used to be called a faggot. a loner. a chinky bastard. a faggy little chinese kid. so i called him back mr. crackjack. lmao

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Who wishes guys still looked like spartans now? i sure as hell do. i'm a guy and it'd take another burden off my hands if i didn't have to work out and naturally looked like a greek god.

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Who is the King in '300' is he married in real life? the king in 300 is king leonidas. the movie is mostly based on actual events, so my guess would be yes, he was married.

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"Confucious say.......?" "You need to know how to spell my name." - Confucius. "He who does crack, will not succeed in weed."

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What is your ideal old age to live to? 40. anything past it will be what i call "wild card years". with my insanness and randomlicity i expect i won't even live past 32 though. but that's just my guess.

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Ok, who the hell keeps down rating all my questions for no apparent reason? LMAO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST QUESTION EVER. +2

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If you had to be named after a liqour, which one would you choose? Bailey

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Dus it bothr u wen ppl typ lyk this? omgwtfbbq no.

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What do you say all the time that you wish you didn't? (i.e: like, umm, well) dude or no, cuz see... or BOOBIES or suck my chinky cock or tell anybody and i'll rip your nuts out with a rusty iron firepoker things like dat.

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At what age did you first fall in love? i was 14 i think.

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When you’re not involved with someone, do you have a hard time seeing happy couples or families? well yea because i just broke up out of a relationship that made me off antidepressants for the first time in 2 years. but now i gotta go back to them. so of course i have a hard time seein happy couples. not so much families though cuz i always thought i'd wear a condom. XD lmao jk.

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What is the most common name you are mistakenly called rather than your real name? (Ex. My name is Bridget, but when people couldn't remember it, they'd call me Brittany). george. my name is josh, and when chinese people can't pronounce it they call me george.

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What group of people are you most offended by? ignorant anti-asian racists who aren't intelligent enough to tell the difference between a chinaman and a jap.

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What do you think your pet thinks about? gimme food... leave me alone i'm tired... leave me alone i'm tired... leave me alone i'm tired... leave me alone i'm tired... gimme food... gimme food... leave me alone i'm tired...

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Did you ever have "the talk" with your parents about the birds and bees or did you just find out? well, i never got "the talk" about anything. not even santa claus. somehow when i was little i always had a deep suspicion about some fat white guy sliding down a chimney which i don't have to deliver my presents that he magically knew what was when i only told my parents. but about the birds and the bees.... i thank that education to the magical internet and its wide open gates...

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What is the last thing you would want to see if you were instantly struck blind? the love of my life (ex) back in my arms

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Have you ever snored so loudly you've woken yourself up? i've never snored loud enough to wake myself up.... although i have farted myself awake before... lmao.

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Type your name/username into Google images. What is the first picture that comes up? aww no results came up :-(

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In spring, do the Chinese serve Easter Egg Rolls? thats not funny u fuckin racist. i'm chinese and i take serious offense. but to answer your question, no we don't. we don't celebrate easter. bitch.

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Where have all of the good questions gone? they've been drowned out by questions like these

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If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would it be? i DID choose my own name. i'm a first generation immigrant. i chose my name to be joshua. w00t

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Would you leave your spouse if you found out that they killed a child and had not yet been found by the police? whoaa.......... what kind of relationships have you been getting yourself into??? lmao but to answer your question, yes i would.

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Look at the first answer to this question. Don't you find it crazily amazing? this is the pic. concentrate on the four dots in the middle for half a minute (non-blinking or moving of eyes is recommended). then close ur eyes, lay back your head. you will see a ring of light. look into the ring. what do you see? p.s. for this to work i would recommend you looking at the fullsized pic not the half-assed thumbnail below

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I am in love for the first time. Can anybody relate? yes, but i hate it. once you and that person is "over", you'll likely die. just like i'm about to make that happen for myself.

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What is the best insult ever? (swear as much as you like, but do the * thing) go up/refer to someone with an acne problem as "his/her face looks like a pepperoni pizza".

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Do you feel you got a lot of love from your parents? heck no. my parents are controlling idiots who stress over my school. they only love me for my grades, and my grades aren't the best. if i get shitty grades, they ignore me and beat me, which is pretty much my entire life right there. i don't love them either. heck, i don't even LIKE them. lmao.

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I read that Tom Hagen from the "The Godfather" was based on real-life mobster Frank DeSimone? yes that is true. and also, don vito corleone himself is based on carlo gambino. the rest of the five families' heads are based on frank costello, vito genovese, charles "lucky" luciano, and meyer lansky.

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How do I report a non-secure (http://) website that contains classified information? you call the FBI or the police. or crimestoppers.

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When I try to import a movie into the windows movie maker it tells me its not a valid format. I wanted to put a part of the movie on youtube. How do I do it? use a program called adobe premiere. it basically works the same way as movie maker, but with more advanced features. it can import almost any movie file format that can be played by media player or quicktime. retail (where i live) is about $500+ CND. but you can download the program for free. just go torrent it (btw i'm not supposed to be giving out this advice it's illegal so...

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My GF recently started hangn wit 3 guy friends from HS(she is 19)i was ok wit it at 1st but now she is wit them everyday, often the only girl there. she breaks plans wit me right b4 n than is wit them. Y does she want to be there so bad? is she cheating? i think you should have a sit-down talk. or at least ask her why and slip in the fact that you don't like it when she cancels plans with you to be with the other guys. then, if she really cares about you, she'll cancel less and hang out with them less, which'll make the process slower. that way you buy yourself some time while thinking of a way to absolutely recapture her (sorta...

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Have you ever wondered if this is all a dream, and your like 5 and in a coma or something so your life hasnt really existed (yet)? no, but i seriously hope so.

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Guys, would you seriously date a girl that was smart, successful, good looking, talented and very VERY arrogant? yea cuz i'm usually pretty easy-goin when it comes to girls. if she's being arrogant, let her. unless it goes against everything i stand for (which isn't much anyway).

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If you were in an interracial relationship and your friends/family warned you or disapproved, how would you react? probably date that person in secret because my race incorporates corporal punishment. lol.

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Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? lmao it'd just make the person look stupid because it'd look like he's too slow to dodge a thrown object... whereas if it's a bullet, that's a different issue.

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Have you ever touched, something you were told not to touch? yes. my ex's tender breasts.

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What can't you touch? human excretion.

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What do you wish to do in the future? {Tomorrow, 5 years from now, etc.} i wanna get back with my last ex cuz shes the one that made me happiest.

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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? well you called it a joke in your own question, so i guess it is, according to you.

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If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money? LMAO!!!!!! i have no idea! maybe i'll try that someday and give you the answer then! lmao great idea though!

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If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? no because dry ice isn't really ice from water. when dry ice is heated enough it evaporates because the chemical compound of dry ice is not the traditional h2o that water possesses.

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What is the best thing about AB?Why are you here? it's such a great refuge from boredom and/or stress anywhere.

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Do u like my name black girl pirate i am only 11 do u tink is wierd? you think YOUR name is weird? look at mine. feel better? good.

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When I asked a girl to dance, she told me to poop up a tree. I thought she meant yes, so she slapped me. What should I do? ignore her. she's a bitch.

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Do you have a friend named Jesus? LMAO thats the funniest question i've ever seen/answered on AB yet! and yes. at most times i feel like i do.

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Where do you like your kisses? on the mouth. hotly and passionately.

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Who gets all the money from all the bible's being sold in the world? where does it go? we know that god is the author but he don't get the royalties... all the bibles i've ever gotten were all free. i guess ur talkin about churches buyin them from publishing companies.... then in that case the publishing companies get all the profit then.

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I would date a teacher dude wtf's the question?

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How can me and a friend keep this teacher off our backs avoid him/her or just do good in school in their presence. then they'll just go away after a period of time.

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Has it ever seemed that one specific person happens to answer all your questions? (lol) =O!!! you have been cyberstalked! lmao. but to not get downrated, my answer is no.

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Do you use public restrooms? i hate public bathrooms, as you can probably tell from my name. the fact of the matter remains is that most of them are unsanitary, unflushed, and has a bad smell. what's worse is the graffiti usually written in pen or carved inside the doors. i hate the people who leave msgs like: "ahhhh the world's full of crap!" and then wuts sadder is some other guy replies to it...

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Do you use public restrooms? i hate public bathrooms, as you can probably tell from my name. the fact of the matter remains is that most of them are unsanitary, unflushed, and has a bad smell. what's worse is the graffiti usually written in pen or carved inside the doors. i hate the people who leave msgs like: "ahhhh the world's full of crap!" and then wuts sadder is some other guy replies to it...

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Do you use public restrooms? i hate public bathrooms, as you can probably tell from my name. the fact of the matter remains is that most of them are unsanitary, unflushed, and has a bad smell. what's worse is the graffiti usually written in pen or carved inside the doors. i hate the people who leave msgs like: "ahhhh the world's full of crap!" and then wuts sadder is some other guy replies to it...

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Do you use public restrooms? i hate public bathrooms, as you can probably tell from my name. the fact of the matter remains is that most of them are unsanitary, unflushed, and has a bad smell. what's worse is the graffiti usually written in pen or carved inside the doors. i hate the people who leave msgs like: "ahhhh the world's full of crap!" and then wuts sadder is some other guy replies to it...

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What do these letters stand for in your eyes, L-J-P-G-M-T-H-F? Lose a Job, Pwn a Goat, Murder Trolls and Hump a Float.

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Which is worse - having someone continually snap your bra (or jockstrap?) or having someone ram you in your heels over and over with a shopping buggy? shopping buggy is wayyyyy worse.

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Why do guys feel compelled to buy girls things? cuz guys rnt really into that "meaningful effort" crap. we dont give things that r like made out of wood or a shelf thing or w.e have u if its homemade. and we're lazy. and commercial things r so much better quality. quite honestly, im not sure y girls wudnt want something thats bought for them and prefer something thats "from the heart".

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Do slightly negative, depressive people feel attracted to positive people and see them as a good partner match? LMAO i love how u thought of this question as if ppl start relationships as if they were magnets. lol points. but to answer... it depends on the person.

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Will you buy Halo 3 when it is released? yes, once i get halo 2 and decide if i like it or not.

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What is your least favorite kind of pizza? anything with olives on it. anchovies im actually ok with.

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Is this the end? WTF kind of an assmole question is that????

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What are your two favorite ice cream toppings? i've never had a sundae in my entire life.

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If you won the lottery what would your first purchase be? the best present ever to win my ex back.

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What are your favorite bands/music artists of the 90's? MC HAMMER!!!!! LMAOOO!!!!!!!

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If someone hott walked up and asked for your number, would you ask no questions and give it to them, or what would you do? i'd ask why first. but i'd end up giving it regardless of what answer i receive. this is not just for hot people. lmao.

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Why was Peking renamed to Beijing? where are you getting your information? in case you haven't realized, english and mandarin are extremely different languages. in english it's only been changed from peking to beijing because of change in pronounciation of the actual chinese location name. and for some, it's never been changed. beijing is the pinyin for the actual name's place, and in chinese, the name has...

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Why is my grandma a b*tch? wtf kind of an assmole question is that to ask on AB?

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Why don't women want to take birth control when we have overpopulation issues? i think it's because they actually want to get pregnant and have a baby.... the westerner view of children is far more romanticized than that of the asian one.

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Would you rather be a rich-idiot or a poor-wise man? rich idiot. i can always buy myself a loyal smart guy.

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What is your favorite candy? i hate chocolate bars. but if i were to pick a favourite non-chocolate candy, i'd have to say something sour, like sour skittles or sour patches.

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How do birthdays "work" in China? Do people celebrate "another year of age" on their particular birthday & if not, why? i'm chinese, and the way this works is that yes, you do celebrate your own birthday and you do officially turn a year older on that day. but your actual birth age is what we call, quite literally translated, "real age". the fact that another birthday is celebrated on new year's (note chinese new year not january 1st) gives every person a "fake age" or "feint...

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Does anyone know about birthdays in China? In China, does one turn a year older on his or her birthday, or on China's New Year. I heard it was the latter but I am not sure. i'm chinese, and the way this works is that yes, you do celebrate your own birthday and you do officially turn a year older on that day. but your actual birth age is what we call, quite literally translated, "real age". the fact that another birthday is celebrated on new year's (note chinese new year not january 1st) gives every person a "fake age" or "feint...

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IS it ever possible to see the sky in Beijing? nope. pollution is too great. all u see is a white-yellowish sky, and photos taken in high pollutant areas like beijing or most of the cities in all of china will seem as if there wuz a sandstorm during the time that the photo was taken. im not racist, just stating facts cuz im chinese. this extremely unsanitary air passes around germs/viruses/bacteria very conveniently and efficiently, and...

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Is China officially classified as a communist state? yes of course. if its under the ruling of a communist party that will always be in power (written in chinese legislation), then yes it is. u dont need the CIA factbook for that.

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Every time you look at your favovite photograph? i miss her in my arms

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What is the LAST thing people notice about you? that they dont actually hate me.

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Guys, what do you think of girl boxers? (every time guys mention girls' underwear, it is always either panties or thongs, what about boxers?!) sure as long as it looks hot. the reason y us guys always go for panties or thongs is cuz they look the hottest. but if boxers do for u too then sure. y not.

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How do you know when a girl/guy is THE one? well i see if a girl is "the one" by asking myself the following: 1. wud u sleep with her? 2. if she accidentally farted wud u be disgusted? or laugh it off? 3. do u picture her as saggy and ugly as hell when she gets older? 4. is she nice and is someone u can make conversations comfortably with? 5. when it gets silent with her, do you cringe and feel awkward?

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Do you believe alcohol can kill you? im not sure if thats up for debate. after all, science proved a LLOOOOOOONG time ago that it does. unless ur talkin various intake amounts of it......

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When you see a tree in water, what does it make you think of? a very heavy overnight rain

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When praises go up------------------come down. modesty

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Do you think that abortion is murder? it depends on where u draw the line during the pregnancy period. after a few months, the fetus actually starts developing organs and humanlike shapes rather than just a blob full of unorganized cells and bone fragments. but before that period in time they r technically not human. after the process has started though, yes, sure call it murder cuz thats wut i call it. but as long as the fetus is...

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Are you for or against war? totally for it. war gets rid of the bad blood between men so that we may continue to live without entirely being obliterated. think: wud u rather countries fight it out with guns and kill millions? or wud u rather countries wait till they cant bottle anger up anymore and nuke the whole world into nuclear winter and complete destruction of the entire earth?

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Can i have 3 points please? heres +2 from me

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How long would it take to drive from the Grand Canyon to the Leaning Tower of Pisa? theres a massive body of water separating the two. its impossible. try asking that once hovercars come into existence.

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Last month I missed 2 pills. For a week now i have been having cramps, my boobs are massive and i feel sick,i generally 'feel' pregnant. I have had very light bleeding for two days, just took a test and was negative, what do you think? i've read cases where women who think that they're pregnant get all the signs of pregnancy but end up finding out that they have no fetus inside them. it cud be all psychological.

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If missiles stop to strike, should I fear a more powerfull strike? (just askng, not true...) me no understand yo question.

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What has surprised you most about yourself? that when i got dumped i actually felt stabbed 1000 times. i always viewed my relationship as never serious enough to do that.................. oh well i wuz wrong.

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What are you easily attracted to? an attractive, non-shallow woman/girl.

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I so dumb i just accendiantly just answered my own question without knowing i was the one that justed asked it. how is THIS a question? but wut u did wuz funny though so i wont rate u down.

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Do you like fruit? i hate fruits in general. except pomegranates and grapes. but pomegranates r so hard to eat i never actually get to enjoy them.

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What is your favorite kind of smoothie? hmmm. i havent had a smoothie in my entire life. it'd be nice to try one.

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Who would win in a fight between Darth Vader, the original Power Rangers, and Captain Kirk? obviously vader. he is luke skywalker u have to remember. he also breathes funny. sounds like he has asthma. he shud get that checked sometime.

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Can I... touch you? im sorry but i dont swing that way. sry man.

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Do you know how it feels to have wings on your heels? i actually do. when i wuz once lifted by some big guy who got pissed at me by grabbing me by the back of my shirt...... lmao. then i said sorry and gave him a piece of chocolate and everything wuz pretty and flowers again. lmao.

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For the ladies: Is it acceptable for a man to cry in bed when they finish, out of joy? dude hell no wut kinda sissy r u talkin bout here???

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When G-d gave us free will, do you think that gave us free will in whom we love? Like homosexuality? sexuality is at most times not a choice. i mean, when wuz the last time u woke up in the morning and CHOSE to be a heterosexual? and yes on the whom we love part. otherwise it'd be like arranged marriage.

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Whatever happened to the man as the initiator and the women as the responder? (Old school way) thats still the case in most cases.

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At what age did you have your first crush? 2nd grade on a girl my age. i wuz 7 at the time.

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Which character from The Wizard of Oz is your favourite? Why? i like the tin man because my screenname for almost every account/email i've ever made has been human_steel or humansteel or human-steel. lmao. since grade 5..... im not very creative.

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Why do people seek answers to religion from strangers on the internet? the internet is just a medium for long distance communication. it's like the phone with much less charges over long distances and it allows access to everyone in the world. but with that being said i still have to say those ppl rn't very smart. the best choice is their pastor/rabbi/priest. i mean, u certainly wudnt dial a random number in the phonebook with a random question, wud u?

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If were all going to the dogs where are they going? they naturally go to heaven with us cuz they're our best friend

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I'm gay, and I want to know the truth on the amount of people on average who are okay with it and who have a problem with it. Thoughts? well theres a point of saying they're ok with it just for the sake of saying it and not actually believing wut they're saying. me on the other hand have no problem with gay people. but there is a limit. gay ppl r just like me and u..... well u R gay. but the point is that gay ppl shudnt get lesser treatment and im ok with whatever you do. but i draw the line when a gay guy comes on to...

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A boy asked me out last night i want to no wen were gunna go out together how do i ask him find a couple possibilities and let him choose. or just open a question with "hey u wanna go to [insert place here] [insert time here]?". or just wait a few days and when the days comin up he'll ask. if not u can ask.

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What does your shirt say right now? im not wearing one. im in my blue bathrobe. i love my bathrobe its so warm and easy to put on.

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What does god physically look like? he looks like however he's drawn in those bible comics

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Have you ever known someone that just made you want to be a better person when you were around them? If so, why? yes because i love her. even though she broke me into a million pieces.

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If someone says you and your mum look like sisters, are you offended if your the daughter. im asking because this happened to my best mate recently the daughter might feel old and haggy-looking. but i have no idea im a guy.

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Ouch ! what did i just stub my toe on? you stubbed your toe on a smelly mail bag with a package in it!

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If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? an IT specialist. computers are so much easier to deal with than people.

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My wife cheated on me after 3 years of marraige with her ex-bf after I was arressted for embezzlement. We are very much in love with two kids. i found out on our 3 year anniversary. Should I kick her out? Should we temp seperate? Should I leave? wow i'd leave but for the kids i'd probably separate for a long time. i mean... cheated on you and told you on your third ANNIVERSARY??? wow. a bitch. if i don't take the kids into consideration i'd just leave and be like "bye bye! have a nice life!". then again it's your choice.

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If you had to name your newborn child after a part of the human body, what would you choose? i'd name my kid scrotum!!!

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Have you ever saw something from afar that was actually something much different up close? yes. i've seen beautiful women from far away but once they get closer... ugh!

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Ladies---do men like to remember fondly about their ex? i sure as hell do.

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Pluck, shave or wax? none. i prefer to leave it on. im a guy.

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Can you describe your father in one word? faggy

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Is it possible for anyone to be able to wrap their fingers around their bicep? i sure as hell cant. my muscles r too big. rofl!!!!

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Why is it considered racist to be proud of being white but considered ethnic pride to be proud of being any other race? because it wuz the white that oppressed all other colours. it wuz the whites that hunted and took north america from the natives of the land. it wuz the whites that forced slavery upon blacks. it wuz the whites that tried to force extremely unfair trade contracts on china and when they saw resistance they teamed up in an eight-country war. whites do not have the right to be ethnically proud...

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What is the origin of a "housewarming" ? I think you should bring coal or wood as a gift to help feed a fire. my guess is that the play of words mean to warm up TO a house or new living quarters. to make it comfortable and homey. but thats just me i cud be wrong.

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Which food do you eat that you don't particularly like but because it's good for you? yogurt and grapes.

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What were some of the reasons you were teased, picked-on or ridiculed while you were in school? i've been told its because im a fag.

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What's the worst thing someone has/could have said to "comfort" you during a break up? "so how longs it gunna take for u to get over this?"

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What was the last nice thing you done for a loved one? i gave her a passionate kiss. then she left me 2 days later.

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How much is a one bedroom Apartment in your state?or providence i think u mean province not providence. ur obviously not canadian. :P. but in toronto, it varies significantly. in scarborough in toronto the apts r very cheap bcuz all the new immigrants end up there. same with north york in toronto (without the triads there. just alotta poor asians). but if u go somewhere west like ajax or markham (both also in the greater toronto area), the housing prices...

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What do you think of George W. Bush? the monkey that can't pronounce "nuclear".

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Did your parents ever beat you as a child and how bad? oh hell yea. ever since grade 2 i been just physically obliterated. when i wuz small it hurt a lot more. especially when they'd belt my toes and fingers. but as i grew it started hurting slightly less, but not alot less. i once retaliated and got into a fight with my dad in grade 8........... not a smart idea btw. the beatings have been less and less over the years but i look at my past...

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I'm a 44 yr old single mom, and I've put everything into my children/grandchildren and volunteering. I don't have any real female friends. I would like to meet some female friends, for friendship only, how would I go about it. Thank you :) well u cud do it the traditional way and just start goin to social scenes. OR u can start searchin up on dating sites for "just friends" relationships (careful not all dating sites offer that option)....... and 44 with grandchildren??? how'd that work?

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What one thing do you wish you had stuck with? my gf.

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If you could be something other than human what would you be? I WOULD CHOOSE TO BE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! RULE OVER MY PPL AND MANIPULATE THEM TO MY WISH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN I'D MAKE A GODDESS FROM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND GET BUSY WHEN IM BORED!!!!!! lol but thats just me.

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Does it annoy you when when people can't spell correctly on AB? nope cuz i dont spell properly. i use chat shorthand.

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How do i take a Playstation2 apart everyones worried about the warranty. it doesnt matter really. as long as u dont actually break a chip apart or forget where it wuz when u try to put it back together, ur fine with just takin it apart. but then think guys: if this guy didnt know anything, he wudnt be messin around with the inside of his ps2 anyway. so let him do his stuff.

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Where do you listen to music the most: At home, work, car, other? home most. i run most of my music off my home theatre system (i like rap&hip-hop so the subwoofer gives it a niiiiiiice boost) and my comp.

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Do you think your 1 vote in an election is going to make a difference? sometimes it does, but really, it shudnt. democracy is all about majority, and mostly unanimity. if a vote/election gets so close that the tip of 1 or a couple of votes can win it for a person, then that election shud be redone. it signifies that the country is almost divided in perfect half (not accounting for ppl who dont vote and those annoying boycotters), and thats not democracy.

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When i say F**K YOU! who is the first person to come to mind? im gunna say my exgf's next guy.... whoever that may be. shit the jokes on me if we got back together eh? oh well lol

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Do you think it's really necessary to have new versions of AB? i have absolutely no idea. i just joined up 3 days ago. and im really happy with w.e ABs got right now. whoa hey im on an average of 3 levels up aday...... holy crap.

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At what age do you really become an adult, in some countries it is 18 in some 21. are these 2 correct or do you think it is more like 25 well speaking as a 15-year-old, i have to say 18. because i realize im not a perfectly mature person, but there ARE also times when i can make rational decisions that i know r best for me, albeit those times r usually masked behind my immature humour (but thats never gonna change over time no matter wut).

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Is drinking slimfast/water and eating only vege's bad for my health? i wud suspect not. otherwise how wud vegetarians live? as long as ur getting proper nutrition and the right calories during ur day.

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Silly question . Who wants some points? moi aussi monsieur s'il vous plait

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My business partner is stealing cash from our automotive repair shop. He owns the building but my father and I own all of the tools and equipment. We have figured he has stolen 300,000. What should be our first course of action? dude ur not very bright r u. $300 grand worth of stolen goods????? go get the FBI, the CIA, hell the LAPD, NYPD, Miami PD, and even the DEA on his ass! or u can just hire michael jackson's lawyer and sue him for millions.

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What is the best security/ anti-virus software for general home computer use? the best would have to be norton antivirus. it can scan every drive (even virtual ones if u specify it) and does quick scans too. also, it has a virus definition list that is constantly being updated by symantec corporations servers so its protection is always up-to-date.... at no extra cost (other than the program itself). and its been rated as #1 antivirus program b4 by some magazine or some...

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What emotion has been played the most in your life? anger. im known to some as spaz-matic.

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When you watch movies, do you prefer total silence, or do you like to talk and make comments, or somewhere in between? it depends on who im with. if im on a date, i'd probably keep my mouth closed in tryin to avoid embarassment. if its by myself (and especially if i've seen this movie) i'll make remarks to myself. sometimes quietly sometimes not. but if its with a buddy..... (i dont intend to do this) but i'll probably make dumb remakrs that end up bein loud and embarrassing the both of us.

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Do games like "Grand Theft Auto" and "Bully" contribute to violent behavior?" well u have to take this question down a chosen perspective. if ur talkin the average american kid, then definitely. it all depends on wut audience ur gearing ur question towards

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I really want a pair of uggs but i dont know where to get them. Anyone Know? u can try any dpt. store. or payless. other than that i wudnt know cuz i only wear nikes and i get 'em down at sportchek.

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What your fav chocolate copany? ferrero rochers!!

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I have a good friend who likes to spend time with me but isn't interested in pursuing a romance with me. Is there any hope that he will ever change and decide I am a good romance partner, or am I wasting time? well from the question i can tell u 2 possibilities: 1. hasnt been ur friend long enough to appreciate "you". OR 2. hes too shallow/picky on physical appearances make of that wut u will

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What is the secret of selling goods on eBay? saying that w.e ur selling has been touched or owned or has some kind of relation to someone famous (but make sure ppl actually care about that famous person... not like "oh i have a cup used by george bush" ur gunna get zippo for that)

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Has modern technology kept us away from physical activity? well being a level 20 AB expert u shud really answer that urself. but IMO? yes it definitely has. nowadays its all just ps2, xbox live, msn (biggie), MMORPGs, and plain old online PC gaming. there aint that many kids out there playin ball anymore.

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What are kids ages 12-15 most interested in these days? well speaking as a 15 year old, im gunna say that im most interested in video games (as stated before) and girls. but lately i've been more concentrated on girls rather than video games.

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What are your plans for Easter? depressing over my ex mostly

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What was your favorite activity or sport you did in school? talkin and spending lunch with my gf. but now we're broken up. so.... eating lunch? lmao

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What video game character(s) would you like to see on the big screen? i wud have to say the guy from F.E.A.R. the cannibal at the beginning.

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Listen to this song. Did it get stuck in your head? (Song is in the first answer!) nope cant say it did. it did annoy me though lol

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The world is ending tomorrow. But a special shelter is built with room for you and one other person and one object besides food and water. Who and what would you bring? i wud bring my exgf. although shes my ex i still love her. and i'd bring a computer.

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My pregnant g/f wants to go back to her ex and yet she tells me that she loves me and knows that we being together is whats best for everyone but says she cant forget about him will she see things diffrently once the baby is born and maybe come back to me sounds to me like u dont judge ppl very well. y wud u knock her up when u knew she didnt love u? well the point is that if she doesnt love u, u shudnt be with her. just leave her cuz u dont wanna end up bein one of those parents that stay together just for the kid(s). and do it soon so that after the kid is born its not u thats stuck with it.

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Im 21 am I too old to still watch anime? well IMHO i think that a person shud've outgrown anime after age 12... but thats just my opinion.

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Once you get to a new level, can you be downrated to the level under you? probably cud if u were amazing at bein a troll and got excessive unhelpful points

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What is a pretty but unique name Narine. or Negar. ok the second one sounds like cigar and is stupid. scratch that.

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What appears when you press Ctrl + V (paste)? wuts the problem??

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What would your Pirate name be? (It's the name of your middle name + your favorite color and your favorite fish) Red. (i dont have a middle name and i hate all fish)

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Can you write a caption for this picture? See first answer :o) introducing the newest chia pet! glass cage comes with air holes.

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Do guys really care about a girls weight it all depends on the guy. if its a shallow horny teenager, then definitely (unless hes one of those "more cushion for the pushin" type guys). if hes not shallow and u've known him for awhile and ur friends, then he shudnt.

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I like a girl, don't want to go out with her, but I think telling her that I do could make things easier. How would I go about this? Should I even do it? I dont know if she likes me, but i think not. Often talks about another guy. ok simple. u like this girl? go out with her. dont wanna go out with her and not sure about her feelings for u? let life go on. wuts the problem?? only worry when ur ready to ask her out.

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On what day of the week does the garbage truck come by to pick up garbage for you? monday!! i hate how my garbage pickup men just dumps our bins and boxes anywhere after they're done with the garbage in 'em.

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What non ipod mp3 do you suggest? one of those samsung ipod copies.

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What age were you when you saw your first pg-13 movie 8 or smaller when my parents took me to see titanic. i dont exactly remember it wuz so long back.

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Have you ever tried to skateboard? yes when i wuz a little kid. then i had an unfortunate accident and never tried again.

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Why do people celebrate easter, as if it were a big party? im chinese. i dont celebrate easter, or thanksgiving, or (in the case of really really traditional chinese families but not mine) even christmas.

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When you were a kid (living at home) did you get spanked or otherwise physically "punished" (including beaten) when your parents thought you did wrong? Do you think those spankings/beatings/punishments really made you a better adult? well i think at least 1/6th of the world has, seeing as how 1/6th of the world is full of chinamen. and no im not being racist im chinese and i HAVE been beaten. its not enjoyable. but i dont resent it as much as other because it made me accept it and made me a tougher person. otherwise i'd probably've end up being a sissy. IMHO (so dont downrate me for my answer).

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What day of the week were you born on? oooo tuesday. i never thought to look that up till now.

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If the end of the world was coming tomorrow, would you be ready for it? ohhhh yes. i just got my heart broken into piece lately so my judgment might be a little biased. but still. i say yes because i've done all that i can in life and although there R some regrets (who doesnt), i can honestly say im good with it.

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Does penis size matter to a girl? i think it mostly depends on the girl and that there is no one single answer to this question. some girls might find that big cocks turn them on better and pleasure them better. others might think they're painful simply because of the size.

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Whats the most important thing you need to be a parent a great sense of humour. that way they'll grow up to be funny and light ppl that everybody'll love. start with a rubber chicken. lol.

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Is it ever the right time to change your username? only when u feel like u've outgrown liking for ur current one.

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3 part question: A: Do you own a gun? B: How many? C: male or female? 1. yes. BUT they're both airsoft guns. one is a beretta and the other is a walther p22. both exact replicas. except for the colour, material, and wut it shoots out. the shapes and weight r exactly the same as their real counterparts. i love them. 2. just the two. although im workin on acquiring a 3rd deagle (gas gun and completely metal). 3. male.

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Did you ever sleep with a teddy bear,stuffed animal or any other toy? how attached to it are/were you? i tried to have one. but i wuz never hugged as a child i wuz beaten instead. seriously no joke. (im chinese. that cud explain y). i got my first stuffed animal when i wuz 12 lol. having never had one as a toddler i now think they're bothersome and are obstacles to a good night's sleep (for some ppl. IMO. dont downrate me for this comment). so no.

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I want to change my user name but i want people to still know it's me. any ideas? well ur just gunna let ppl get used to it or realize it. i changed my name recently and i wuz known as anonymous. and ppl actually knew who i wuz (not just any random anonymous). but now that i've changed it as u can see, im not sure whether ppl still recognize me. oh well. its just something u have to deal with. but the easy way out is just not change ur name at all. so u have a...

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What would a really beautiful and gorgeous woman be willing to become a porn star? maybe they've realized their "gift" of good looks and are giver-uppers and failures. maybe they werent educated well, dropped outta school, didnt feel like goin back and needed quick easy good money without use of brains. IMHO.

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What is your favorite PC game? any of the medal of honor series! but my favourite has to be the classic MOH... allied assault! old, but like i said, its a classic IMHO.

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Why, in movies, do million to one shots always come off? because of the fact that its a movie. its unrealistic. unless its a documentary. even then there'll always be some tidbits of BS thrown in here or there.

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Think of your top three favorite Breakfast Dry Cereals. Is Corn Flakes on that list? fruit loops, honey bunches of oats, lucky charms.... nope! sorry

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What is the best "when I was your age" comment you can come up with? when i was your age, cars couldn't fly.

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How do you measure a life of a woman or a man? by their personality. but physical attractiveness also plays a good part in my judgment. unless they're hot but stupid. a good balance is good. or really attractive and smart. now theres a killer combo.

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If life is a bumpy road, what do you use for shock absorbers? answerbag!! lolz

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The left side of my 98 lumina won't blink and my brake lights aren't working eather the bulbs seen to be all right what could be wrong? the car's too old?

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I just mended my relationship with my sister (26) and meet her up 2morrow. Last time i talked to her we both were brutal to each other. Ive gotten over it but not her. I try remaining civilized but she wont. Should i ignore it and stick to my guns? i think u shud at first play the submissive one. until she relaxes and calms down about it enough and then try to reason and sort things out. careful wut u say though u dont wanna tip her over the edge again and get u both upset once more. make a few compromises if u have to. i hope everything works out fine for u :)

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My father doesnt think hes the genetic parent and resents me for it. I cant prove that im his or not without a large amount of money to get tested. How can i handle that cause thats the majority of our issues? Im not sure if he is or not but he raised me. hey live ur life to its fullest possible. and when u become a successful person sometime in the future (as u very probably will :D) u can do whatever u want without having to worry about his opinion. and remember: when u have kids dont do to them wut he did to u. learning from that'll make u a much better person and a much better parent.

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Your not helping me do my homework, I am a college grad. I have a degree in criminal justice Im trying to help my daughter do her homework and the book isn't much help. Im just asking questions I need help with! .... thats not a question.

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If you had the chance to re-name Monday,what would you name it? sunday the sequel

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What do you think of stereotyping? i hate it. being an asian i have to CONSTANTLY deal with stereotypes. ppl think im cheap, ppl think im nerdy, and they think i have no social life. if i wuz cheap, y wud i have a top-of-the-line TI-84 graphing calculator from texas instruments? oh wait that'd make me nerdy... well i aint nerdy either. i got a B+ in history last week. B+!

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Has anyone ever changed your life? my gf. until about half a week ago. she shattered me into a million pieces, and i'm still tryin to glue them back together now. since then i've realized that i can only count on me. i wud've never had this epiphany if it wuznt for my (now ex)gf.

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What is your favorite line in a movie? "you talk of revenge. is revenge going to bring your son back to you? or my boy to me? i forgo the vengeance of my son. but i have selfish reasons. my youngest son was forced to flee this country because of all this sollozzo business. now i have to make plans to bring him back safely, cleared of all these false charges. but i'm a superstitious man. and if some unlucky accident should...

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Do you think those Zoloft critters look like rocks? lol they look like a bunch of pebbles that'd be perfect for a marble game.

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Do you think the Ads by Google that come up at the end have silly results or significant results? i think the ads play no significant role (if any) wutsoever. they're just there simply for being there and even the search engine itself isnt helpful most times. so probably dumb/irrelevant results is wut ur lookin at.

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Do you find that most things that people find absolutely hilarious leave you thinking "........."? yea i know exactly wut ur talking about. like that movie borat. im sorry guys but to me that movie wuz forced humour (although im not saying its a complete failure, its not something i'd spend money on a DVD for). most of the movie is one of those things that u go "ok we get it but it's not funny..... u can stop now...."

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What would happen to the moon if the earth changed course after a collision with an asteroid? thats gotta be one huge-ass asteroid. and if its powerful enough to change earth's course i promise u the moon is the least of our worries lol. our planet is on a delicate equilibrium of orbital distance from the sun. thats y we have life. if we changed course even one bit all life on earth is screwed. but to answer ur question... the moon WUD probably follow us into our own demise with...

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How long do you guys think it shud be before a couple starts "fooling around" with inappropriate contact and such after a first date? ok just to make it clear sry guys the "inappropriate" is using it in adult terms to implicitly direct it to intimacy. but seein as how im a guy im perfectly fine with it. lol

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Do you think bush is a good president? why or why not? obviously not for the following reasons: 1. he looks like a monkey 2. a monkey's IQ is higher than his 3. he makes war for fun 4. he thought the prime minister of canada's name wuz john poutine. 5. he cheats and lies. hes like a modern-day nixon, only more widely accepted by a substantially stupider population (made that way by mcdonalds) than the nixon days.

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Can you describe yourself in one word? horny

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? objective was clear: "To get on Rommel's tail," as Franklin Roosevelt bluntly

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I'm going to sleep. Who will join me? i will for $50. LOL

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I was brushing my teeth this morning and like usual the lid fell into the sink drain. Well like the intelligent fellow I am, I stuck my finger into the hollow of the lid and lifted it out on the first try, do you think my creativity is astounding? .....wtf? i think u need to be less cocky of ur mediocre achievements

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Give you state or province a motto. Go ahead, give it a try. What did you come up with? ontario: we're morons, our mayor was mel lastman!

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Is it strange or bad to be 18 and still a virgin? Because friends I didn't even expect to lose it before me have. obviously u havent seen the movie "40-year-old virgin"

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Is it unusual to be a virgin at age 25? obviously u havent seen the movie 40-year-old virgin

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Do you ever eat even, if you are not hungry? no. most times not even when i AM hungry.

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Can you wish us all Happy Easter in as many languages as you know? no. im chinese. theres no word for easter.

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? "my family has been killed in a drive-by shooting. need money to pay for karate lessons. and soap."

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Do you believe in the superstition of "Friday the 13th"? well its comin up so there only one way to find out! =O

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What should you say when someone calls you a "square" for getting good grades? ....who the hell uses that as an insult anymore? who said that to u, a 50-year-old drunk hobo under the bridge in a soggy cardboard box?

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I'm 14 years old girl, and I wanted to ask- Why is that on the few times I go on a date or have a boyfriend, I always end up holding hands and staring into puppy eyes. I don't want to be a sleaze. How do I get boys to show noticable signs of affection? how bout wait another year or two before u get another guy? cuz by that time u'll be able to fully distinguish between the "good" guys and the "bad" ones.

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What country has the best food? china! u cant deny the taste of spring rolls, delicious chow mein, and chicken balls. and dont forget the fortune cookies!

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I told this guy i liked him and he said i am sorry but i dont but can we still be friends and i said fine.But he acts around me like he likes me.And he sits right next to my friend and she knows i like him and she always firts with him.What should I do? well im a guy it sounds like the guy is really nice and just doesnt want u to feel bad. or maybe hes just tryin to be closer to u to try and nurture some feelings for u. as for the other issue, talk to this "friend" of urs and see wuts really goin on. if shes just being an ass and doing it on purpose do somethin about it.

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Are there any names you absolutely hate? condoleeza. or sukhdeep. or ping pong chan.

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I have an upstairs neighbor who runs back and forth to the washroom every 10-15 minutes all day long.Assuming he isn't drunk,what could be causing this.What(if anything )I say to him about this? leave him alone. plop urself on the couch and watch some tv. or be really mean and put some wax on the floor so next time he runs by... lol

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If you were the boss at the place you worked at what would you do? i'd hire the sluttiest secretaries to work for me.

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If you could drive/ride/or fly anything to work, what would it be? Why? a chocobo.

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Would you rather go the short way slow, or take the long way fast if you got there in the same amount of time? i'd stay where i am.

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What is your greatest achievement in life? being able to go to the bathroom knowing that my penis doesnt burn when i pee.

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As I heard, there was a beta version of this new AB, why wasn't it an open for all beta? well did it say open beta? or closed beta?

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Why do people (sometimes) answer question of wich the user doesn't come on AB anymore? wtf kind of an assmole question is that? its not like the answerer knows the questioner doesnt go on anymore. ur just criticizing helpful ppl. wtf?

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Any one here own a real katana? Any photos to share? Some are so nice! nope. but if u want pics u can always try google images.

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Do I blow your mind? wtf kind of an assmole question is that?

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Who wants to give me 8 points? not me.

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I have a boyfriend who tells me which guys I can and cannot talk to and now he is starting to pick and choose my girlfriends although I am not letting him do that. I have been dating him for almost 11 months and I am almost 14 so what should I do? well u do wut u want. but this is wuz u get for gettin a bf at 13! wtf ur so young! a girl ur age shudnt be worryin about bf's and relationships and stuff. u shud be out with friends, at sleepovers, at movies, playing hopscotch and wutnot. but to answer ur question, i'd just end it. say to him "u aint my father! u cant tell me wut to do!" and there. if he dont smack u hes...

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Why does my ford 350 econoline van shake at the steering wheel occasionally? cuz its a ford.

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What are you a 'natural' at doing? typing.

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What makes you feel the most secure? the fact that i won't be needing viagra until im at least 80.

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I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay? dont worry man im 15 and i just had my first gf. although we did break up after just a month... dont worry about it man u'll be fine. ur better off than alot of us out there.

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