Answerbag: anonymous's answers

Answer to Anyone had serious de ja vu lately?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:20:46 -0700

Anyone had serious de ja vu lately?

I think I am having it now....;)

Answer to If you were a cat.....? How many of your 9 lives do you think you would have used up by now?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:19:27 -0700

If you were a cat.....? How many of your 9 lives do you think you would have used up by now?

169 of them....;)

Answer to How heavy is a dog

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:14:51 -0700

How heavy is a dog

Depends on what you feed it...;)

Answer to How many pull-ups can you do?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:13:23 -0700

How many pull-ups can you do?

10 or 12 before I have to stop and retry...;)

Answer to If you had to divide the world into two extremes, what would it be? i.e. Good/Evil, Rich/Poor, Predator/Prey etc?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:09:51 -0700

If you had to divide the world into two extremes, what would it be? i.e. Good/Evil, Rich/Poor, Predator/Prey etc?

It wouldnt matter....either way we would all end up trying to take what we dont have and want...;)

Answer to Why is a doctor's surgery called a "practice"?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:08:38 -0700

Why is a doctor's surgery called a "practice"?

because there are always new ways to treat people...hence the word practice to make it better...;)

Answer to When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:01:34 -0700

When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response?

"Officer your eyes looked a little glazed over. Too many doughnuts?"....;)

Answer to Would you like a keg of beer and if so, what type?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:54:11 -0700

Would you like a keg of beer and if so, what type?

Yes and I dont care as long as it gets me FUBAR!!!....;)

Answer to If you were the advisor of Obama/Biden what would you advise them to do?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:52:58 -0700

If you were the advisor of Obama/Biden what would you advise them to do?

Ask him to show good faith in what he is saying and show the people that he means what he says instead of blowing political BS up the American peoples ass...;)

Answer to What do you consider to be HOT ! in a person?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:50:37 -0700

What do you consider to be HOT ! in a person?

Their intelligence and their sence of humor....;)

Answer to How can you tell if you are crazy?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:45:45 -0700

How can you tell if you are crazy?

When i see dead people...;)

Answer to Where does the name Foster come from?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:44:57 -0700

Where does the name Foster come from?

Foster: Australian for Beer....;)

Answer to How caan you tell if you are mad?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:44:19 -0700

How caan you tell if you are mad?

cause I cant think straight....;)

Answer to How to make short neck longer

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:43:03 -0700

How to make short neck longer

You can go to Africa and use their necklace treatment that gradually stretches your neck to become longer...downside is you may be confused with a giraffe...;)

Answer to Why Cloud Nine? Why not Cloud Eight or Cloud Ten?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:40:35 -0700

Why Cloud Nine? Why not Cloud Eight or Cloud Ten?

I dont know but I usually pick cloud 69....getting too crowded here lately though...;)

Answer to How do you say Please in Italian?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:32:08 -0700

How do you say Please in Italian?

Italian with a bad english Accent: peas Bad italian accent: per favoree I am "it"alian not "I"talian....just food for thought...;)

Answer to What name of meat would make rabbit sound more tasty?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:25:46 -0700

What name of meat would make rabbit sound more tasty?

Glazed Easter Meat....;)

Answer to Do you think checkbooks are 'extinct'? or is there still a place for them?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:25:04 -0700

Do you think checkbooks are 'extinct'? or is there still a place for them?

I think they should be done away with since everything revolves around internet or plastic...but, we leave ourselves open for idenity theft with the new technology.....I am so confused...;)

Answer to We are now casting for AB's latest slasher flick: Death Night: The Zombies return. We need cast, crew and help with the story. Whaddya got for us?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:22:01 -0700

We are now casting for AB's latest slasher flick: Death Night: The Zombies return. We need cast, crew and help with the story. Whaddya got for us?

Can i just be a groupie?....;)

Answer to What is your honest opinion of fat people?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:20:07 -0700

What is your honest opinion of fat people?

They should have more respect for themselves and value their health. Some people however, cant help it because they have an eating disorder....;)

Answer to Do you like house cleaning?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:18:55 -0700

Do you like house cleaning?

Only when i am really pissed....keeps my mind off of things...thats how my mom used to get me to clean...she would piss me off...;)

Answer to Have you ever just looked at your body in the mirror and wanted to break the image in front of you?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:17:29 -0700

Have you ever just looked at your body in the mirror and wanted to break the image in front of you?

Seeing that i am letting myself fall apart now due to constraints at work, I am not please with how I look. I wouldnt go break a perfectly good mirror though...maybe my boss's neck...;)

Answer to What country has the most advanced mobile phones in the world?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:15:42 -0700

What country has the most advanced mobile phones in the world?

I would have to say China or Japan...;)

Answer to When you have trouble getting up in the morning, what is the reason you have for finally doing it?

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:33:15 -0700

When you have trouble getting up in the morning, what is the reason you have for finally doing it?

Because sleeping doesnt pay the bills....;)

Answer to God said to Moses, "Come forth,but he came...........................................?

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:31:52 -0700

God said to Moses, "Come forth,but he came...........................................?

Second?....;)

Answer to Why did the chicken cross the road?

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:26:02 -0700

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause he was attached to the farmers ( )( )===> .....;)

Answer to What does it mean when a person never agree to their faults and think they are always right?

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:21:26 -0700

What does it mean when a person never agree to their faults and think they are always right?

I put my answer in this one...;) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1008622

Answer to What is a good way to make me look more perky in a morning I'm getting so tired looking - eurrgh

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:08:23 -0700

What is a good way to make me look more perky in a morning I'm getting so tired looking - eurrgh

LOL...you said perky...lol....I would say drink coffee and exercise more...;)

Answer to One of my employees is being bullied by two other of my employees what can i do to stop this from happening?

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:06:54 -0700

One of my employees is being bullied by two other of my employees what can i do to stop this from happening?

I am assuming that you are the owner based on the way your question was asked. I would do a formal write up on it and file it with my HR department. Based on that write up, I would place both employees on a probational period. Meaning if there was any type of backlash or it continued, it would be...

Answer to Do you stir up you ice cream?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:35:50 -0700

Do you stir up you ice cream?

with Chocolate syrup and peanuts!!!....;)

Answer to English usage! What do you think are the two words in the English language that people confuse most?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:32:15 -0700

English usage! What do you think are the two words in the English language that people confuse most?

Saw......and SAW....;) The and the read and read.....;)

Answer to Are police truly more aggressive in giving citations at the end of the month because of quotas? Are there really such things?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:27:19 -0700

Are police truly more aggressive in giving citations at the end of the month because of quotas? Are there really such things?

No...it just seems that way...actually more citations are given around pay days and not for the money...the traffic is more dense and there are more people on the street....quota is myth....;)

Answer to How old do you see yourself living based on your lifestyle?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:21:25 -0700

How old do you see yourself living based on your lifestyle?

HAHAHA...in my line of work I would be lucky to see tomorrow....so I cant put an age on me...;)

Answer to What if you had been named Anonymous? Would you have going into undercover work?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:11:55 -0700

What if you had been named Anonymous? Would you have going into undercover work?

No cause I would still have a name...;)

Answer to Would you recommend the use of eye protection and lose fitting rubber gloves when using muriatic acid to clean bathroom tiles at home?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:10:36 -0700

Would you recommend the use of eye protection and lose fitting rubber gloves when using muriatic acid to clean bathroom tiles at home?

Yes....;)

Answer to Is your bicycle seat hard or comfy?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:07:05 -0700

Is your bicycle seat hard or comfy?

Bicycles are supposed to have seats? No wonder the constant pain in my ass....;)

Answer to Can chuck norris be defeated?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:06:01 -0700

Can chuck norris be defeated?

Yes....by Godzilla...and that would still be an interesting fight...;)

Answer to What has three feet and no legs?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:03:30 -0700

What has three feet and no legs?

A pool?...;)

Answer to Do sexual assault crimes include incest?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:00:35 -0700

Do sexual assault crimes include incest?

Yes in alot of states....except those ones we always make fun of....(Deliverance)....;)

Answer to I read somewhere on AB that genetic disorders and diseases were old family curses passed down through generations, is this true or do you believe this?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:58:27 -0700

I read somewhere on AB that genetic disorders and diseases were old family curses passed down through generations, is this true or do you believe this?

Nope not true.....and not founded.....If there was a curse to impose a disease I am sure there would have been a curse to cure AIDS or Cancer if they wanted too...;)

Answer to What looks like a muppet but is wrinkled and green?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:55:56 -0700

What looks like a muppet but is wrinkled and green?

A wet Kermit?...;)

Answer to First thing that comes to mind when i say"Angelina jolie"?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:54:55 -0700

First thing that comes to mind when i say"Angelina jolie"?

What could she do with those lips....;)

Answer to If A goes to the skate park then B and C will go. If B or C goes to the skate park then D will go. If D goes, then E goes. If only two of the five go, who goes

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:30:21 -0700

If A goes to the skate park then B and C will go. If B or C goes to the skate park then D will go. If D goes, then E goes. If only two of the five go, who goes

D and E

Answer to What is the most exciting formula you use in Excel?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:22:43 -0700

What is the most exciting formula you use in Excel?

Control F....X....;)

Answer to What are some words that rhyme with 'sensory'?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:15:20 -0700

What are some words that rhyme with 'sensory'?

dispencery fencory... mensory... ...;)

Answer to What do you consider a victimless-crime?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:09:44 -0700

What do you consider a victimless-crime?

It is a victim-less crime to waste personal time....;)

Answer to Like hello ~ when will you get over it?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:33:25 -0700

Like hello ~ when will you get over it?

When I die....;)

Answer to Whose career is over, but they don't know it?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:25:11 -0700

Whose career is over, but they don't know it?

Jimmy Hoffa's.....;)

Answer to Guys, help me out here, wats 4k mean?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:18:19 -0700

Guys, help me out here, wats 4k mean?

$4,000....4 Kilometres.....4 karats....4 Kangaroos...;)

Answer to What is the answer!!! please 6x - 4(2x + 8) = 16

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:16:53 -0700

What is the answer!!! please 6x - 4(2x + 8) = 16

The answer is 12

Answer to What colour is engine coolant?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:14:56 -0700

What colour is engine coolant?

Until 1994, most domestic manufacturers used green coolant. In 1994, GM implemented DEX-COOL®, a long life OAT coolant with a 5 year, 100,000-mile drain interval. A few years later, they changed it to 5/150. VW also implemented OAT in the 1994 - 1995 timeframe, but with a much ...

Answer to Who would like to tell me just how much fraud is being committed with food stamps?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:11:46 -0700

Who would like to tell me just how much fraud is being committed with food stamps?

ALOT!!!!....;)

Answer to What is the proper name for a circle of wagons

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:01:32 -0700

What is the proper name for a circle of wagons

It is called Circle the Wagons...there was no other name that I am aware of...it was a defensive posture....;)

Answer to Why is it if I spend acouple of hours on the computer my family freaks out . i only go on it 1 or 2 times a week ,but they're on it constitly . what can i do

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:57:31 -0700

Why is it if I spend acouple of hours on the computer my family freaks out . i only go on it 1 or 2 times a week ,but they're on it constitly . what can i do

Dissconnect the internet while they are on...see what happens...if they freak out then they are addicted....if not, then you at least can get back on the puter....;)

Answer to Does anybody, besides me, play bassoon?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:50:30 -0700

Does anybody, besides me, play bassoon?

I play Baboon....;)

Answer to What are some amazing street racing crew names?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:48:24 -0700

What are some amazing street racing crew names?

I like my club name...... www.rpms-unleashed-europe.com

Answer to How do you say my birth day i june 1st 1996 in spanish?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:46:03 -0700

How do you say my birth day i june 1st 1996 in spanish?

My birthday is June first 1996 in spanish....;)

Answer to I want to smoke the best weed in iowa...who should i ask?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:45:05 -0700

I want to smoke the best weed in iowa...who should i ask?

The DEA......they would really know where to get the good stuff...;)

Answer to My full name means princess of the ocean - do you know what your first/last/full name means?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:44:03 -0700

My full name means princess of the ocean - do you know what your first/last/full name means?

Mine means my mother couldnt make up her mind as who to name me after...;) 4 names...;)

Answer to If you stacked $700 billion in $1 bills, how high would the stack be?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:40:56 -0700

If you stacked $700 billion in $1 bills, how high would the stack be?

The answer is about 7000 miles straight up. Considering that the thickness is approximately .1 mm...;)

Answer to What is the most powerful gun?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:43:46 -0700

What is the most powerful gun?

A very powerful gun is the modified .50 sniper rifle....what a kick and the accuracy is ridiculous...;)

Answer to Do you think that December 21, 2012 signifies the end of times, a new beginning, or just some date an ancient tribe found to identify with in ways we can't understand?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:36:53 -0700

Do you think that December 21, 2012 signifies the end of times, a new beginning, or just some date an ancient tribe found to identify with in ways we can't understand?

Supposed to be the day the world ends.....repent now....;)

Answer to Who has the world's biggest TV set and how large is it?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:34:12 -0700

Who has the world's biggest TV set and how large is it?

150 inch screen...its on CNN somewhere....I think Japan (sony) just put it out...costs $155,000....;)

Answer to In what countries is it dangerous to travel if you are a gay couple?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:31:57 -0700

In what countries is it dangerous to travel if you are a gay couple?

ANYWHERE except the Artic...the penguins are ok with it....;)

Answer to Whats your party city of choice?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:30:11 -0700

Whats your party city of choice?

BERLIN, GERMANY....Love Parade... 1.6 million people and lots of love....WOOHOO!!!....;)

Answer to Does anyone have a spell that can help bring two people together.

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:27:50 -0700

Does anyone have a spell that can help bring two people together.

No but I can "spell" the word for you....LOVE

Answer to If you owned a whole Town, what would you name it?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:23:56 -0700

If you owned a whole Town, what would you name it?

NOMEXICANWORKERSVILLE!!!!.......;)

Answer to When and where was the first ever car crash?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:19:25 -0700

When and where was the first ever car crash?

The same place the tree fell and made noise....;)

Answer to If you owned a colonics clinic what would you name it?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:17:04 -0700

If you owned a colonics clinic what would you name it?

Smooth Move!!! Slogan: "You can let it all go"

Answer to My Girlfriend is sneezing her brains out ! Why and what can I do to help her?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:13:49 -0700

My Girlfriend is sneezing her brains out ! Why and what can I do to help her?

Leave...she is alergic to you...;)

Answer to What was measured in Gillettes?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:05:42 -0700

What was measured in Gillettes?

Razors.....;)

Answer to Should The Simpsons be canceled?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:04:11 -0700

Should The Simpsons be canceled?

NEVER!!!!!! They are actually the longest running series on TV in history....I enjoy the show...although I wish the characters would age a little...;)

Answer to I wanna go to Italy next year. Aside from airfare, how much pocketmoney will I need?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:02:31 -0700

I wanna go to Italy next year. Aside from airfare, how much pocketmoney will I need?

Italy is a tourist country and it is very expensive...I live just a few hours from there and it is still expensive to go to because of the Euro rate. Plan to spend at least 600 Dollars (320 Euro) a day....no joke...;)

Answer to What's your favourite song from the 80s?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:57:32 -0700

What's your favourite song from the 80s?

It isnt my favorite but I think it is hilarious that I actually used to like this song.... BOOM BOOM BOOM lets go back to my room.....;)

Answer to Anyone no how to break your leg ankle foot or tibia or fibula or do anything to get you on crutches

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:56:06 -0700

Anyone no how to break your leg ankle foot or tibia or fibula or do anything to get you on crutches

Get a loan from the mob and dont pay it back....this WILL work...;)

Answer to Which nut's name incorporates the name of a girl?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:54:05 -0700

Which nut's name incorporates the name of a girl?

The left one???.....;) I couldnt resist....;)

Answer to Did you pull your baby teeth out on your own?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:51:23 -0700

Did you pull your baby teeth out on your own?

Nope...but I knocked them out being a kid and rough....;)

Answer to On may 24 i didn't really sleep with this guy necessarily we didn't have intercourse because we realized we werent into eachothr as we thought he just put the tip in took a test 6-9-08 it was negative it possible for me to be pregnant our get preg by him

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:49:52 -0700

On may 24 i didn't really sleep with this guy necessarily we didn't have intercourse because we realized we werent into eachothr as we thought he just put the tip in took a test 6-9-08 it was negative it possible for me to be pregnant our get preg by him

A B C breakdown.....if his penis didnt enter your vagina nor did he ejaculate on or near the vagina...the chance of you being pregnant are 1 in 1,000,000...in order for you to get pregnant...he would have to penetrate you and release himself....hope this clarifies it for you....;)

Answer to Heaviest object you can juggle?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:43:47 -0700

Heaviest object you can juggle?

A mission, a family, bills, love, emotion, time and understanding.....thats pretty heavy....;)

Answer to What division would you serve in the armed forces?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:36:49 -0700

What division would you serve in the armed forces?

I am a proud former Green Beret in Germany 10th Group...4 years total....2003-2007. US Army since 1993-present

Answer to I got a ticket recently. The officer wrote on the complaint ticket that my answer date is in the year 2090 by mistake. Should i wait until the year 2090 to pay the ticket.

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:27:44 -0700

I got a ticket recently. The officer wrote on the complaint ticket that my answer date is in the year 2090 by mistake. Should i wait until the year 2090 to pay the ticket.

LOL...no but it would make a great defense if you didnt...;)

Answer to How manny of you know the law?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:26:12 -0700

How manny of you know the law?

It depends on the type of question you are asking...;)

Answer to Which cat like quality would you like to have for yourself?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:51:19 -0700

Which cat like quality would you like to have for yourself?

The patience......;)

Answer to Can you be fired for allegedly making a comment about a manager if it is only hearsay?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:50:21 -0700

Can you be fired for allegedly making a comment about a manager if it is only hearsay?

need more detail to answer a question for you...;)

Answer to How many colors are in your rainbow?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:43:56 -0700

How many colors are in your rainbow?

Depends on the drugs i am taking......;)

Answer to If you were a member of "the Rat Pack" which member would you be?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:15:14 -0700

If you were a member of "the Rat Pack" which member would you be?

Jimmy Hoffa....;)

Answer to If you owned a pizzeria, what would you name it?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:18:17 -0700

If you owned a pizzeria, what would you name it?

"Forgeta Bout It"....;)

Answer to What do your socks say about you?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:09:41 -0700

What do your socks say about you?

Nothing....but they do "stand up" for themselves....;)

Answer to What do you do with your shoes when you get home?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:08:34 -0700

What do you do with your shoes when you get home?

I take them off in the hallway and then bitch at everyone that hasnt......cleaning the carpet on your hands and knees is no easy job...;)

Answer to Would a ninja be a good bouncer for a nightclub?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:21:35 -0700

Would a ninja be a good bouncer for a nightclub?

Umm....no....to amny problems with fights, then lawsuits, shortage of rice....;)

Answer to What kind of nuts grow on bushes?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:20:10 -0700

What kind of nuts grow on bushes?

Deeeez Nutz......;)

Answer to When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:16:39 -0700

When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response?

"do you know why I ran that stop sign?".....;)

Answer to How do I prevent my mom from becoming an alcoholic?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:13:49 -0700

How do I prevent my mom from becoming an alcoholic?

Hide her booze or replace it with Coke (dark stuff) or water (clear stuff).....eventually she will get the point....;)

Answer to Do you still have room for improvement?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:50:24 -0700

Do you still have room for improvement?

Nope...all the furniture in this house is pretty much permanent...I am content with it...;)

Answer to How much is your Pinky Ring worth?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:45:49 -0700

How much is your Pinky Ring worth?

Nothing...dont have one...;)

Answer to What is your favorite day of the year?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:35:27 -0700

What is your favorite day of the year?

A blonde answer I heard: At night.....;)

Answer to Who was your first Celebrity Idol when you were a child?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:19:13 -0700

Who was your first Celebrity Idol when you were a child?

Arnold Schwartznegger was my idol......;)

Answer to My cat is 16, what is the oldest pet that you have?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:17:53 -0700

My cat is 16, what is the oldest pet that you have?

I had a cat that was 24.....walked as slow as a turtle...;)

Answer to When do you know that you are right?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:12:58 -0700

When do you know that you are right?

I have a set of rules that apply to me.. it is simple: Rule # 1- I am always right Rule # 2- If for some reason you think that I am wrong, Please look at rule number 1....;)

Answer to What would you call your cat if it had three legs?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:10:36 -0700

What would you call your cat if it had three legs?

Tipsy...;)