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Anyone had serious de ja vu lately? I think I am having it now....;)

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If you were a cat.....? How many of your 9 lives do you think you would have used up by now? 169 of them....;)

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How heavy is a dog Depends on what you feed it...;)

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How many pull-ups can you do? 10 or 12 before I have to stop and retry...;)

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If you had to divide the world into two extremes, what would it be? i.e. Good/Evil, Rich/Poor, Predator/Prey etc? It wouldnt matter....either way we would all end up trying to take what we dont have and want...;)

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Why is a doctor's surgery called a "practice"? because there are always new ways to treat people...hence the word practice to make it better...;)

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When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response? "Officer your eyes looked a little glazed over. Too many doughnuts?"....;)

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Would you like a keg of beer and if so, what type? Yes and I dont care as long as it gets me FUBAR!!!....;)

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If you were the advisor of Obama/Biden what would you advise them to do? Ask him to show good faith in what he is saying and show the people that he means what he says instead of blowing political BS up the American peoples ass...;)

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What do you consider to be HOT ! in a person? Their intelligence and their sence of humor....;)

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How can you tell if you are crazy? When i see dead people...;)

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Where does the name Foster come from? Foster: Australian for Beer....;)

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How caan you tell if you are mad? cause I cant think straight....;)

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How to make short neck longer You can go to Africa and use their necklace treatment that gradually stretches your neck to become longer...downside is you may be confused with a giraffe...;)

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Why Cloud Nine? Why not Cloud Eight or Cloud Ten? I dont know but I usually pick cloud 69....getting too crowded here lately though...;)

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How do you say Please in Italian? Italian with a bad english Accent: peas Bad italian accent: per favoree I am "it"alian not "I"talian....just food for thought...;)

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What name of meat would make rabbit sound more tasty? Glazed Easter Meat....;)

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Do you think checkbooks are 'extinct'? or is there still a place for them? I think they should be done away with since everything revolves around internet or plastic...but, we leave ourselves open for idenity theft with the new technology.....I am so confused...;)

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We are now casting for AB's latest slasher flick: Death Night: The Zombies return. We need cast, crew and help with the story. Whaddya got for us? Can i just be a groupie?....;)

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What is your honest opinion of fat people? They should have more respect for themselves and value their health. Some people however, cant help it because they have an eating disorder....;)

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Do you like house cleaning? Only when i am really pissed....keeps my mind off of things...thats how my mom used to get me to clean...she would piss me off...;)

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Have you ever just looked at your body in the mirror and wanted to break the image in front of you? Seeing that i am letting myself fall apart now due to constraints at work, I am not please with how I look. I wouldnt go break a perfectly good mirror though...maybe my boss's neck...;)

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What country has the most advanced mobile phones in the world? I would have to say China or Japan...;)

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When you have trouble getting up in the morning, what is the reason you have for finally doing it? Because sleeping doesnt pay the bills....;)

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God said to Moses, "Come forth,but he came...........................................? Second?....;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he was attached to the farmers ( )( )===> .....;)

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What does it mean when a person never agree to their faults and think they are always right? I put my answer in this one...;) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1008622

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What is a good way to make me look more perky in a morning I'm getting so tired looking - eurrgh LOL...you said perky...lol....I would say drink coffee and exercise more...;)

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One of my employees is being bullied by two other of my employees what can i do to stop this from happening? I am assuming that you are the owner based on the way your question was asked. I would do a formal write up on it and file it with my HR department. Based on that write up, I would place both employees on a probational period. Meaning if there was any type of backlash or it continued, it would be grounds for immediate termination. I would then move them to a different department. If that was...

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Do you stir up you ice cream? with Chocolate syrup and peanuts!!!....;)

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English usage! What do you think are the two words in the English language that people confuse most? Saw......and SAW....;) The and the read and read.....;)

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Are police truly more aggressive in giving citations at the end of the month because of quotas? Are there really such things? No...it just seems that way...actually more citations are given around pay days and not for the money...the traffic is more dense and there are more people on the street....quota is myth....;)

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How old do you see yourself living based on your lifestyle? HAHAHA...in my line of work I would be lucky to see tomorrow....so I cant put an age on me...;)

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What if you had been named Anonymous? Would you have going into undercover work? No cause I would still have a name...;)

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Would you recommend the use of eye protection and lose fitting rubber gloves when using muriatic acid to clean bathroom tiles at home? Yes....;)

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Is your bicycle seat hard or comfy? Bicycles are supposed to have seats? No wonder the constant pain in my ass....;)

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Can chuck norris be defeated? Yes....by Godzilla...and that would still be an interesting fight...;)

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What has three feet and no legs? A pool?...;)

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Do sexual assault crimes include incest? Yes in alot of states....except those ones we always make fun of....(Deliverance)....;)

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I read somewhere on AB that genetic disorders and diseases were old family curses passed down through generations, is this true or do you believe this? Nope not true.....and not founded.....If there was a curse to impose a disease I am sure there would have been a curse to cure AIDS or Cancer if they wanted too...;)

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What looks like a muppet but is wrinkled and green? A wet Kermit?...;)

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First thing that comes to mind when i say"Angelina jolie"? What could she do with those lips....;)

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If A goes to the skate park then B and C will go. If B or C goes to the skate park then D will go. If D goes, then E goes. If only two of the five go, who goes D and E

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What is the most exciting formula you use in Excel? Control F....X....;)

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What are some words that rhyme with 'sensory'? dispencery fencory... mensory... ...;)

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What do you consider a victimless-crime? It is a victim-less crime to waste personal time....;)

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Like hello ~ when will you get over it? When I die....;)

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Whose career is over, but they don't know it? Jimmy Hoffa's.....;)

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Guys, help me out here, wats 4k mean? $4,000....4 Kilometres.....4 karats....4 Kangaroos...;)

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What is the answer!!! please 6x - 4(2x + 8) = 16 The answer is 12

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What colour is engine coolant? Until 1994, most domestic manufacturers used green coolant. In 1994, GM implemented DEX-COOL®, a long life OAT coolant with a 5 year, 100,000-mile drain interval. A few years later, they changed it to 5/150. VW also implemented OAT in the 1994 - 1995 timeframe, but with a much shorter drain interval. Later it too was extended. Chrysler used conventional green coolant until...

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Who would like to tell me just how much fraud is being committed with food stamps? ALOT!!!!....;)

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What is the proper name for a circle of wagons It is called Circle the Wagons...there was no other name that I am aware of...it was a defensive posture....;)

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Why is it if I spend acouple of hours on the computer my family freaks out . i only go on it 1 or 2 times a week ,but they're on it constitly . what can i do Dissconnect the internet while they are on...see what happens...if they freak out then they are addicted....if not, then you at least can get back on the puter....;)

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Does anybody, besides me, play bassoon? I play Baboon....;)

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What are some amazing street racing crew names? I like my club name...... www.rpms-unleashed-europe.com

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How do you say my birth day i june 1st 1996 in spanish? My birthday is June first 1996 in spanish....;)

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I want to smoke the best weed in iowa...who should i ask? The DEA......they would really know where to get the good stuff...;)

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My full name means princess of the ocean - do you know what your first/last/full name means? Mine means my mother couldnt make up her mind as who to name me after...;) 4 names...;)

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If you stacked $700 billion in $1 bills, how high would the stack be? The answer is about 7000 miles straight up. Considering that the thickness is approximately .1 mm...;)

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What is the most powerful gun? A very powerful gun is the modified .50 sniper rifle....what a kick and the accuracy is ridiculous...;)

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Do you think that December 21, 2012 signifies the end of times, a new beginning, or just some date an ancient tribe found to identify with in ways we can't understand? Supposed to be the day the world ends.....repent now....;)

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Who has the world's biggest TV set and how large is it? 150 inch screen...its on CNN somewhere....I think Japan (sony) just put it out...costs $155,000....;)

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In what countries is it dangerous to travel if you are a gay couple? ANYWHERE except the Artic...the penguins are ok with it....;)

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Whats your party city of choice? BERLIN, GERMANY....Love Parade... 1.6 million people and lots of love....WOOHOO!!!....;)

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Does anyone have a spell that can help bring two people together. No but I can "spell" the word for you....LOVE

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If you owned a whole Town, what would you name it? NOMEXICANWORKERSVILLE!!!!.......;)

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When and where was the first ever car crash? The same place the tree fell and made noise....;)

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If you owned a colonics clinic what would you name it? Smooth Move!!! Slogan: "You can let it all go"

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My Girlfriend is sneezing her brains out ! Why and what can I do to help her? Leave...she is alergic to you...;)

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What was measured in Gillettes? Razors.....;)

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Should The Simpsons be canceled? NEVER!!!!!! They are actually the longest running series on TV in history....I enjoy the show...although I wish the characters would age a little...;)

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I wanna go to Italy next year. Aside from airfare, how much pocketmoney will I need? Italy is a tourist country and it is very expensive...I live just a few hours from there and it is still expensive to go to because of the Euro rate. Plan to spend at least 600 Dollars (320 Euro) a day....no joke...;)

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What's your favourite song from the 80s? It isnt my favorite but I think it is hilarious that I actually used to like this song.... BOOM BOOM BOOM lets go back to my room.....;)

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Anyone no how to break your leg ankle foot or tibia or fibula or do anything to get you on crutches Get a loan from the mob and dont pay it back....this WILL work...;)

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Which nut's name incorporates the name of a girl? The left one???.....;) I couldnt resist....;)

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Did you pull your baby teeth out on your own? Nope...but I knocked them out being a kid and rough....;)

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On may 24 i didn't really sleep with this guy necessarily we didn't have intercourse because we realized we werent into eachothr as we thought he just put the tip in took a test 6-9-08 it was negative it possible for me to be pregnant our get preg by him A B C breakdown.....if his penis didnt enter your vagina nor did he ejaculate on or near the vagina...the chance of you being pregnant are 1 in 1,000,000...in order for you to get pregnant...he would have to penetrate you and release himself....hope this clarifies it for you....;)

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Heaviest object you can juggle? A mission, a family, bills, love, emotion, time and understanding.....thats pretty heavy....;)

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What division would you serve in the armed forces? I am a proud former Green Beret in Germany 10th Group...4 years total....2003-2007. US Army since 1993-present

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I got a ticket recently. The officer wrote on the complaint ticket that my answer date is in the year 2090 by mistake. Should i wait until the year 2090 to pay the ticket. LOL...no but it would make a great defense if you didnt...;)

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How manny of you know the law? It depends on the type of question you are asking...;)

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Which cat like quality would you like to have for yourself? The patience......;)

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Can you be fired for allegedly making a comment about a manager if it is only hearsay? need more detail to answer a question for you...;)

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How many colors are in your rainbow? Depends on the drugs i am taking......;)

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If you were a member of "the Rat Pack" which member would you be? Jimmy Hoffa....;)

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If you owned a pizzeria, what would you name it? "Forgeta Bout It"....;)

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What do your socks say about you? Nothing....but they do "stand up" for themselves....;)

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What do you do with your shoes when you get home? I take them off in the hallway and then bitch at everyone that hasnt......cleaning the carpet on your hands and knees is no easy job...;)

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Would a ninja be a good bouncer for a nightclub? Umm....no....to amny problems with fights, then lawsuits, shortage of rice....;)

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What kind of nuts grow on bushes? Deeeez Nutz......;)

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When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response? "do you know why I ran that stop sign?".....;)

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How do I prevent my mom from becoming an alcoholic? Hide her booze or replace it with Coke (dark stuff) or water (clear stuff).....eventually she will get the point....;)

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Do you still have room for improvement? Nope...all the furniture in this house is pretty much permanent...I am content with it...;)

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How much is your Pinky Ring worth? Nothing...dont have one...;)

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What is your favorite day of the year? A blonde answer I heard: At night.....;)

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Who was your first Celebrity Idol when you were a child? Arnold Schwartznegger was my idol......;)

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My cat is 16, what is the oldest pet that you have? I had a cat that was 24.....walked as slow as a turtle...;)

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When do you know that you are right? I have a set of rules that apply to me.. it is simple: Rule # 1- I am always right Rule # 2- If for some reason you think that I am wrong, Please look at rule number 1....;)

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What would you call your cat if it had three legs? Tipsy...;)

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Is it immoral for Christian women to wear thong underwear? Whose business is it besides hers and her significant other?

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What would you like on your Tombstone? Pepperoni and sausage...;)

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Is living in a "Gated Community" worthwhile or a false sense of security? Isnt that kind of an oxymoron? Gated community? Is that what prisons are called nowadays?...;)

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How far is it from your house to Wal-Mart? LOL....I live in Germany....so about 5000+ miles...and no I am not walking...;)

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What do you usually have for Breakfast? bULLETS!!!!.....I am tough like that...;)

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Using two words or less, describe your boss Shit Bag!!!!!... Soup Sandwich!!! Back Stabber!!! Selfish Prick!!! I could go on...but those are a few 2 words for ya...;)

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Who is your favorite fictional duck? McScrooge!!!......;)

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Did you rebel a lot when you were a teenager? Yes...surprise my parents didnt kill me....;)

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If an American citizen moves to Germany, or any other foreign country, are they called American-Germans? No....they are called tourists...;)

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How many medical doctors do you see in a year and which ones? As often as i need to....I dont really trust doctors because it is all a practice.....I dont get sick too often either.....;)

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What is the best way for a man to wear cologne so that it does not smell too strong? 1 spray on the chest and one on the crotch...;)

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What is the best way to prevent chapped, dry lips? Lip Balm...chapstick....lotion.....or you could go to that old joke where you kiss a horse square on the rear end....;)

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I'm A Blue Belt in Karate. What kind of things should I be learning at this time? Calling Chuck Norris for a battle...!!!!...;)

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Have you ever kiss anybody as a darling whose mouth has got a bad odour? Bad breath...yes...but when you love them...it doesnt matter....;)

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Find a number such that 5 less than 7 times the number is 44 The answer is 7......that will be 10 dollars for doing your homework...;)

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What is the second highest mountain in the United States? Everest??

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What comes to your mind when you hear the word,"Jenny"? WATCH OUT!!!!! She has a gun!!!....;)

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Spaghetti _____________. arms....(Dirty Dancing)...;)

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What is man's greatest fear? A woman on PMS...;)

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What makes a girl hot? The sun...;)

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When is okay to murder someone? It is never ok to "murder" someone....there are circumstances that you would have to kill someone to stay alive....that would be survival.....to murder someone is to do it in cold blood for no apparent reason or because you wish to do harm on someone just cause...;)

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If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company? GAGHOO...;)

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In the beginning ____________. God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void and darkness fell upon the face of the deep. The spirit of the lord walked acrossed the waters and said let there be light and there was light....;)

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Can a repossesion Co, open your garage door & take your auto, or have the police make you open your garage door,, No....then it becomes breaking and entering....If the car is parked outside, however, it is legal. To prevent this from happening try paying your bills...;)

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How can I prevent head lice in my daycare. I am sooo very tired of nit picking, and upset parents. I have 2 families that constantly have it. Help, I am at my wits end. Shave the kids head and then the parents will have something to bitch about...;)

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When's the last time you actually considered murdering someone in a very grisly manner? (So brutal that he/she couldn't be identified by his/her family when his/her corpse was laid out on a slab in the local morgue.) Everytime I think of my ex-wife...which isnt too often...;)

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I need to know where the wire for the dome light in a chevy silverado is so i can disconnect it. You can remove the fuse (dont ask me which one cause I dont know).....or the light inside the dome...;)

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Are drug pushing family doctors getting kickbacks from the large pharmaceutical companies? They may be if they have stock invested in that company

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Would you rather be anorexic or bulimic? neither....narcoleptic......that way I can sleep and get away with it...;)

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Where is here? How do you know that here isnt there and there isnt here? I could be there but I am here so therefore we are not anywhere execpt here and there...;)

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What will transport be like in 100 years time? If I live that long i will let you know....;)

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What sort of person tells lies? Presidents....;)

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What would u do if u had the house to urself & it was ur 23rd birthday? I was 23.....once...lol......spent it in SOmolia...;)

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Have you ever tried to be completely honest, then felt that your honesty is what screwed everything up? yes....I really hate you!!!!......damn i messed it up didnt i...;)

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Who is the worst looking celebrity with plastic surgery? mickey rourke....he looks like he was on a G force test without a mask...;)

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At what age should you STOP wearing a thong? If you are a guy then you should have stopped it when you were thinking about it...;)

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While waiting in the checkout line at the grocery store, what do you do when the customer in front of you doesn't use the order divider after they put their stuff on the conveyer belt? I usually walk out to my car, grab my crowbar then get back in line and smack the guy in front of me with it till he gets the point.....;)

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Star Wars: Force Unleashed is going to be out this year. Would you rather see Darth Vader's Apprentice, or KOTR 3? The force flows strongly through this one....;)

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Do you keep your kitchen clean? Hell yes!!! I love to cook and i cant cook in a dirty kitchen...;)

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Do feel like a beautiful person? No...I feel like a handsome man...with sex appeal...;)

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Are you trying to bring sexy back? Bring it back??? they developed the word after me...;)

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Is "UP" always north or just forward of any direction you are going? Up means above and not forward of you.....so when you say look up, i would look above my head....;)

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How long would it take to walk 249 miles on foot? Or How long would it take you to walk 124 miles on foot? considering the average adult walks at 4 MPH...it would take approximately 62 hours, without rest to walk 249 miles and 31 hours non-stop to walk 124...;)

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What is the best exercise to do to lose weight? Anything that gets your heartrate to what is called a THR (training heart rate) for longer than 20 mins is efficent to burn both fat and calories...weight lifting is more of a musle builder causing your weight to increase but look toner because muscle weighs more than fat....;)

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What is amber The status of most weapons when they are loaded...;)

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Is a water diet a good diet? no....nuff said..;)

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Apparently the Geek Squad guys told my mom she should leave the computer on all the time. I was under the impression that system performance slowly gets worse as it's left on. Is it really OK to have it on all the time? It is fine if it is left on.....;)

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What shouldn't you do in a swimming pool? eat anything that looks like a Snickers bar...;)

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Jesus had been crucified for very short span yet why is he protrayed as the one clamped to the crucifix? Because he is Gods only son and he died for our sins....;)

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What is the most important exercise to do to prepare for basic training? Being in the Army still, I would have to say that a full body workout plan will be needed....also, try to pack a backpack or something similar with 35Lbs and ruck for about 2-6 miles a day....this will help with your leg stregth...and quit smoking because you cant while you are in training....;)

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When you were growing up did your parents fight? was it bad and fisicle if they did? Yes they fought....who doesnt....i have yet to see an Ozzie and Harriet family....;)

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Is it possible for a statement to be partially true and partially false? yes....it is called exagerating...;)

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Where is the weakest spot on an M1A2 Abrams? There are actually 5 weak spots on an Abrams...2 are already mentioned in this thread...A given in the soft spot between the turret and the shell.....but you have to have almost perfect aim or get a really really lucky shot....nuff said...;)

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What is the weather for paris during 23 feb? You wont really know that till Feb...but from the past experiances...it will be cold and rainy...;)

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Anyone knows of any natural remedies that cure diarrhea? Charcoal....;)

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A boob job is yours for free. Would you do it? Um...being a man I would have to pass that up...;)

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How can I moisten my dry sense of humor? Take a bath...;)

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What is heavier 100 pounds of feathers or 100 pounds of rocks? Neither...they both weigh 100 Lbs....;)

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Soooo.... Are you pregnant? Ummmm....no....if I do become pregnant...I am sure scientists will want to know why and how...;)

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Do you eat or drink expired food products? I dont normally make a habit of it...but most of the dates you see are sell by dates...it is the best if used by date that you need to worry about...;)

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Once I took a bath and fell asleep while in the bath. I woke up and so much blood came out from my nose it turns the water very rich with blood. How can this happen? If the tub was hot you can experience nose bleeds due to heat or steam....your nasal passage dries up quickly and is prone to nose bleeds....;)

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Say WHAT?!???!? if you're a total fucking queer. What????.....:O

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I'm going for a nice long run - who wants to join me? Only if you can keep up...;)

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What's your IQ and do you care? My IQ when I was tested in the Army was 156. That was 4 years ago.....;)

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Do you own a goldfish? I have 3...;)

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Can "ETHICS" be taught to adults? Or is the best that can be done is put into place legal limits on our actions? Yes....ethics is taught everyday to adults and they dont even go to class....it is an everyday learning process....;)

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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite? We were Soldiers....;)

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What is the whole name of current pope? Pope....;)

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How long do you think will it take for it to be hard to come up with a question? My mind has a million questions to ask....just not a million secretaries to sort them out...;)

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When was the list time you got HIV tested? Every year...mandatory for the government.....;)

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If you could turn back time would you of had a pet instead of a child? NO.....I love my daughter and she is the best thing that ever happened to me.....;)

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Who accepts my challenge for a yo mama battle? I am sorry.....I dont have a mamma....Me and my daddy share yours....;)

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Does any airline in the world have plug outlets in Economy class? Yes...under your seat....you need an adapter...that is like 70$....;)

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If you have a dog/s do they know exactly what time their meal is due? He used to but I took away his watch...;)

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What part of surgery do you hate the most? Anything having to do with hospitals...;)

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Why is canadian beer so much better than american beer? That would be your opinion.....I personnally like Corona...;)

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If you go lower than 90 degrees on a squat is it bad for your knees? can it weaken your ACL? no....the weight you carry and the form in which you squat is bad for your knees.....use supports.....;)

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What was a toy that you played with during your pre-school days? I would have to say that beating up my sisters was my past time....;)

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Does your avatar look like you? I am not my car so......not me...;)

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What makes you perfect? I dont remember my name being God on my birth certificate so I guess I am not perfect...;)

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What does your shirt say right now? ARMY....;)

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What movies made you cry? Old Yeller....;)

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How do I work on stamina? You work on stamina by running longer and farther gradually....;)

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If one partner comes out possitive for chlamydia and the other partner doesn't . Can this be possible?and the couple had sexual intocourse. The answer is yes.....the male usually shows no signs or syptoms for awhile....he can be a carrier and not be infected...not very common the other way around but it has been known to happen...;)

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What nationality is video and audio company Bang & Olufsen? Believe it or not they are a UK based company...;)

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What's the cheesiest horror movie you've ever seen? Toxic avenger....made me laugh...;)

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You wanna get to the party right now? If there are strippers...I am in....;)

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If you found yourself stranded out in the desert on a deadlocked and jam-packed freeway, how would you handle your bathroom emergency? Throw on my Jet pack and find a bathroom...;)

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Is it appropriate to give a gift basket to a friend who's just gotten divorced? As long as it has condoms, single sites and beer tickets...it is very appropriate...;)

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36 IS 12% OF WHAT NUMBER 300....;)

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I believe my personal doctor is passing info in my medical records to another doctor that is associated with the company that I work for and that my company is using against me, is this legal? And is this legal for all parties above to do this? It is called the privacy act of 1974. Patient doctor confidentiality. Unless you signed in your application to the company that they could review your medical history at anytime, both the company and the doctors are subject to a law suit....;)

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I'm looking for factual answers to ...can a person with felonies vote, leave the state, leave the country? The answers are voting: Yes unless you have been sentanced to death row. Federal statute. Leave the state: Yes as long as you are not on probabtion or parole in which case you would need a stateline pass (called different names form state to state). Leave the country: Most countries will not grant you access because of your conviction. But when you apply for your passport and depending on...

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Why do they call the races "white" and "black" if people are really tan and brown? Simply because for society it is easier to describe a person for their color as apposed to their ethnic background. For instance, they would not say that the guy who mugged me looked tan or Italian. they would say he was white....;)

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In the phonetic alphabet, what word represents the letter O? Depends. In the military we use Oscar. In the police realm they use Ocean....;)

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Can an Attorney sign legal documents and file them for you without your knowledge? Legally. No. He must have written permission that has been notarized by you to do so. If he does it without your consent it falls under fraud and forgery laws...;)

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Where are you most likely to see Mullet haircuts? In white populated areas with trailer parks in the 80s....;)

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A punk pulls a gun out on you and demands your money. You _______. Pull a Bruce Lee and kick his ass....then I take HIS money....;)

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Do you believe that everyone on Earth is a child of God? If I am a child of god, I sure want his number because he is behind on child support...;)

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I was at a stoplight waiting to make a right turn in my car. A semi was in the lane next to me to go straight or turn left. I assumed he was turning left. When the light turned green, he turned RIGHT, cut me off, and hit my car. Who is at fault? If the semi was in the turn left or straight lane, and you were BESIDE the truck to the right, turning right, then the semi is at fault. The stickers you see are for when there is space in between the curb and the semi and you are trying to make a right WITH the semi. SO stickers are not a defense to breaking the law.....you will win....;)

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I have a problem with touching myself. What do I do? touch yourself in private...that way no one is offended......;)

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Do you think that AB is a good place for people to express their feelings and creative writing? Yes....but when you express your feelings or opinions be prepared to be lashed at as people will not agree with you.It is normal....;)

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Whats the diffrence between Fire and Water One is a gas that is eminated from overheated products or materials....the other is a liquid that is life support....;)

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What causes "morning wood"? A really good dream....;)

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Do you like your job? would you give up a good paying job because you don't like it? If I wasnt happy with it then yes...no point in mopeing around doing something I hate...;)

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What is the Legal name when a Newspaper Wrongfully names you as a criminal. Slander....;)

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What would be an appropriate euphemism for "unattractive" or just plain "ugly"? Fugly....;)

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Do you think that "Sex and The City" was just a rip off of "The Golden Girls" with younger actresses? The thought of that just made me puke....;)

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What is on your front porch? A welcome mat that says: If you breaka my things I breaka you face....;)

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What color pen in do you usually write in? What ever color is in the pen that i choose to grab...;)

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If I post some pictures on the internet, does it mean that it is now public property and that anyone can use the pictures for whatever reasons? If the website is copyrighted and you see you pictures some where else you can sue for copyright infringment. In order for them to use your pictures they must have written permission from the owner...;)

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My husband has just received orders from the Army to be stationed in Germany. Does anyone know anything about military moves overseas? what exactly do you need to know...I am in Germany and have experianced it

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Why children have to obey their parent? Cause i said so!!!!!!!...;)

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When you go to a American restaurant, what do you usually order? American water....;)

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I tested neg. for chlamydia in october 07 but i am pos. now. My partner is the same and swears he didn't cheat but that he must have gotten it from someone before me. Is it possible that it was dormant in him and didn't show up on my first test? Yes....Chlamydia can be undetected in a male for several years....hope that helps..;)

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Since last 8 months i have really gone naughty.What might be the reason? Brain Damage?...;)

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What qualities make a good poker player? 70% is luck and the rest is skill. It is the skill that will help you when you have a bad hand though....of course another quality is having xray vision.....;)

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Which country gets the most sleep? I would have to say the people in JUNO Alaska.....one night is like 6 months...;)

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How many does it really take for you to tango? 2....;)

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What does loud music make you do? Go deaf!!!....;)

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Did you ever get pizza from a pizzaria (private enterprise or chain franchise) and thought the box it came in might taste better? What pizzaria was it? Did you ever get pizza from a pizzaria (private enterprise or chain franchise) and thought the box it came in might taste better? I dont order pizza to eat the box...try rephrasing your question...;)

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Before you can be treated like an adult, you'll have to stop___________? Sucking your thumb!!!...;)

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Ok i am very angry! I was trying to do a tribute for 9/11 and show respect on my profile and this guy messages me and tells me mean and hateful things about the USA and the people who died on 9/11 and hes AMERICAN! ugh i dont know what to do! Any Advice? Give me his name.....I happen to be a Soldier so maybe i could give him a peice of my mind...;)

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I have 2 goldfish who are about 10 years old. The white one has been resting in the corner of the tank for the past 6 months. Yesterday i noticed that it was swimming along upside down and sideways. Whats wrong with it? :( It is about to die.....goldfish usually have a life span of 8-10 years....;)

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Should I go to bed? It's getting late. Brush your teeth!!!....;)

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What if Darth Vader has to use the bathroom? He will just have to bear his Dark Side...;)

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Do you swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth? Have you cheated on your partner? Only in Monopoly...;)

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The fence between me and neighbor is falling down but he refuses to pay half for new one. what can i do? Put up your half of the fence....when his falls down then let him deal with it...;)

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Do you miss the WTC Towers? Being from NYC...it is weird not seing there when I go home to visit....;)

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Ladies: How many of you shave your lower genital area? I shave....but you have to put talc on the balls so that they dont stick to your leg...probably TMI...;)

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Have you ever dropped your valuables in the toilet and flushed it away? LOL....my "valuables" have dropped in the toilet once cause someone left the seat up but never flushed them...that would really suck for me...a man with no valuables...;)

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Was South Park right? Does religion exist just because humans desire an answer so strongly, and will blindly believe anything if it gives them that answer? If I answered all of the questions you had with what you wanted to hear, you would more than like keep coming and talking to me. Same thing. So the answer is yes...;)

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I am collecting things in an imaginary sack. Will you put something in it? Sure....my imaginary perfect life...;)

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Do you know any song titles containing the word 'please'? to please you...;)

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What is the nicest thing you have done for a stranger? I saved his life....;)

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Which feeling do you enjoy the most? Why? I am not demented but pain would have to be it..it intrigues me that there are different kinds of pain. Some you can handle and others you never want to experiance again...;)

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When did you last sleep in a tent? In Iraq about 2 months ago..;)

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4 words you never want to hear? You daughter has just died.... ;(

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If i could cast spells, and was capable of many supernatural things - what would you think of me? I would wonder when Sam and Dean would come for you..(Supernatural)...;)

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What is the furthesst thing from your mind right now? that would have to be my middle finger if i fully extend my arms...;)

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What created the universe? Was it God, or some kind of big bang? That is easy....God was cleaning his gun one day and then BANG......;)

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What age is it okay to have sex As a father of a daughter, i would have to say 30....;)

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Sometimes i feel like if i can get overly angry, over just some of the smallest things, probably the main reason i don't show it is b/c i don't want to freak people out should i see my therapist about this? what are your thoughts on this? You should enroll your self into anger management classes and find other ways to deal with your anger....if that doesnt work then i would go see a therapist...;)

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Mr T (BA Barakus) was in whose security team? A-team...;)

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Can I use 2 car batteries taking them in and out and connecting the one that isnt in the car to power for example a laptop? if so how and what do i need/ where do i get it? You would need a power converter and a way to keep a constant charge on the battery....almost pointless as you will need to use a wall inlet for the charger for the battery to power the converter....;)

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What would you do if you were invited to a wedding that was scheduled for the hottest month of the year? Show up in a suit with shorts....;)

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I am an american. I live in Africa. I work and make all my money here?Can I still file taxes and file for earned income credit for my child? If you are paying US taxes then yes.....if you dont then the answer is no....you file a form...cant remember which one it is....;)

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Do you drink more than 5 cups of coffee a day? If so, how does it affect you? WHATWHAT WHAT WHAT?????? UMMM I AM FINE!!!!!...;)

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Say something for the victims of 911... I miss you auntie....RIP....:(

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What if whites were slaves instead of blacks? just to let you know im not racist. Who really knows....I dont have a crystal ball to answer that for you....and to let you know that when you say you are not a racist, you probably are...;)

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If you were apart of 9/11 : Would you have jumped willingly to avoid being burned to death? No....I would have let fate sort it out....;)

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James Bond's Aston Martin DB5 from Goldfinger has been missing since it was stolen in 1997.....any of you baggers know where it is? Yes...If I told you where it was though, i would have to kill you...;)

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If a friend or family member saw you on AB and wanted to see your questions/answers out of curiosity, would you get nervous? (invasion of personal space?) Nope...not at all....;)

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Do you pay attention to T.V. ads, ignore or mute altogether? Nope...that is intermission for me....bathroom and refill the beer time...;)

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Have you ever lost your child in a store? Damn!!....I forgot to check there....;)

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Mouse is frozen. Cannot log in windows XP. How do I bypass? Power down then power back up...;)

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How do i get from heathrow airport to stanstead airport? on a plane...;)

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What movie do you think is most realistic in depicting post-nuclear war society - "The Day After", "Threads", "Panic in the year Zero", "The Time Machine", "Planet of the Apes", "Mad Max", "Midnight Sun", "On the Beach", "Testament" or something else? ok... The time Machine, Mad max, Planet of the Apes, Testament, and threads were not movies of Post nuclear war. Mad Max would probably be more like the setting after a nuclear war though because of radiation posioning and plant life not being able to live...;)

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What are you going to be when you Grow Up? Damn!!!...I am already grown up...I missed my window....:)

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What animal should we domesticate next? I would say Hippos.....;)

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Are you in the habit of working "heroic" hours or days in a row without a break? US ARMY.....NUFF SAID...;)

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I got my second tattoo done like 5 days ago and it itches like crazy how long does that usually take to stop? Once the outer layer heals and quits scabbing...;)

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I was looking in my flower bed and found these piles of mud under my flowers?? What could it be and what is living in my garden? Gopher or groundhog/..;)

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With summer coming to an end soon, what activities will you be no longer doing for awhile? getting a sunburn...now i will get snow burn...;)

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Was 'the bank job' a good movie? yes it was good...;)

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Whats the best thing about being vegetarian? More steak for me!!!!!!!!

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What are your thoughts on the war in Iraq? Having spent most of the last 5 years there...it sucks...they are ungrateful people that hate everyone except themselfs....I say pull all of us out of there and make a parking lot...;)

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Is there any way that I can transfer files from my Dell Pocket DJ to listen to them on my computer? Drag and drop doesn't work. You will need the software disk that came with your Pocket DJ....;)

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Can you or do you hate someone you don't know? Yep....I hate bush....never met him but I hate him...;)

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Why are Canadian politics so boring compared to American politics? Because their government has nothing to lie about...;)

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Is "not downloading" just listening to copyrighted music on website illegal? No....;)

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What should i do to get to sleep Stay awake....;)

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On MSN Messenger, can you tell if the person you are chatting is simultaneously chatting with someone else? No....unless you are remoted to their computer...;)

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Ok so i have been sick lately the symptoms are whole body soreness and pain,headaches,fatigue but not being able to fall asleep or stay asleep,anxiousness,(private) stomach problems,and dry eyes I looked these up and it said fibro myalgia what do u think? You may have the flu or walking Phenmonia....Go to a doctor and get checked out...they have blood tests that can verify this...;)

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Is it true that hospitals must treat patients, whether they have cash or insurance, if they cannot be treated at a doctor's office? They have to treat you...It is a federal law. Failure to do so could result in a HUGE lawsuit...;)

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Have you ever been so happy you just couldn't fall asleep? yes...alot...;)

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What isthe most famous saying from a person in history? "To be or not to be"....

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When did you first start dying your hair? I dont have hair.....lol

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Do Cockroaches have the ability to feel pain when someone step on them? I am sure they do.....I will be sure to ask one the next time I get ready to crush the bugger....;)

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Do Enlisted personnel SALUTE a Warrant Officer? Yes...we are required to salute all officers and at times only for reporting purposes do we salute enlisted personnel....;)

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What do you always remember in your life? To breathe!!!!...If I ever forgot that...what would I do...;)

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Which one do you drink more of strawberry milk, banana milk, chocolate milk or plain milk? Chocostrawnanna milk...;)

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Where exactly is "The Poor House"? Have we lost it again?....;)

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I have been seperated for two years and last i heard my husband is not living in this country i dont know where he is. How can i divorce and what do i have to do???? It is called a default divorce by service of publication.....;)

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My wife and I are divided - is slapping your child (open faced palmed) across the face child abuse? If it was 1996 I would say no.....But it isnt and the reality of it is that it is childabuse.....I dont hit my child ever...but that didnt stop my loving Italian mother to make sure she did it to me...;)

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Word of the DAY.....................Monday! Would you like to put it in a sentence? Mondays SUCK!!!!....;)

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Would you rather swim in a lake, a river or the ocean? i prefer the creek....;)

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Why are most bodybuilders short? SHort people have a "square" frame and it is easier for them to build muscle faster than the taller ones....;)

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Do you think it is a good idea to let scientist use the particle accelarator? sure...why not? We already let them spilt atoms....;)

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What turns everything around but doesn't move. axis....;)

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What wood is best for making a fire? oak or pine....;)

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If a baby dies, does it go to Heaven or Hell? Heaven...;)

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Are you topless? Or downless? I am both if I have a girl with me...;)

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What is really to blame for the huge loss of jobs? Economy and the war...;)

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Do you ever add anything to macaroni and cheese to spice it up? Salt and pepper and sometimes vinegar and oil...;)

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What makes you worry? DAMN Politics!!! Which moron are they going to put into power now...thats what i worry about right now...;)

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My g.f. and i dont know if it would be best for us to marry in the US or her homeland of Denmark. any suggestions? When i got married I got married in Denmark...Haderslav to be precise. It was alot easier and fun at the same time. I am divorced now but that was a great time when we did it...;)

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Which biblical character had Delilah as a lover? That would be Sampson.....;)

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My 18 y.o. stepson punched his father in the face, knocking him down, cutting his lip and nearly knocking three teeth out after my husband tried to slap him in the face for being extremely disrespective and rude. Do you think the punch was justified? Your husband got what he deserved. If my dad tried to hit me, the same thing may have happened.....it is called self defense....If he was being disrespectful, there are other ways to deal with it like kicking him out of the house....;)

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What is the most complex movie you think you have even watched? Wanted Lord of the Rings Triology Matrix Triology

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Is it possible for one to get pregnant if ur bf released on top of the hairy part of the private part and you are a virgin? No.....;)

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Are you obsessed with science? Not at all.....hate that subject...;)

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How often do you think about the past? Alot...wish I was a kid again...;)

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Are you smiling? Dont think my face moves that way...that is why I put these retarded smiles at the end of all my sentences...;)

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Why is the sky blue? Cause god made it that way...;)

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Do you have a clean or Dirty mind and why? Dirty and clean...depends on the situation I guess...;)

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You are dieing and have enough breath for one sentence, what do you say? Pass me a beer!!!...;)

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Whats the longest word you know supercalifragilisticexpialidocious......;)

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Wich state is closer to the pacific ocean idaho or illinois Idaho....next time do your own home work....;)

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I need a tel# for report an illegal person use my husband information and is my brother in law. and I know is the only solution i can stop this. please help i need a tel# can i call and report him Call your local police office.....if you know who is doing it they can can stop it...;)

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When you go for a walk, would you rather be alone or walk with someone ? Why Alone...more time to think without outside influence...;)

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What did your room look like when you were a teenager? I had a room??? I thought it was just a poster art room...;)

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Wat state has a long coastline connecticut or oregon Oregon

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What don't you get enough of? Sweetcakes!!!...I can never get enough of her...;)

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I left my toothbrush at my friends house. Do you think it would be okay if I just slosh around toothpaste and water around in my mouth and floss? Yes...;)

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Why am i getting oil and water in intake on my 99chevy tahoe to make it go faster...;)

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I love the smell of _______ in the morning? a woman lying next to me in bed...;)

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Who do you think is scarier, Norman Bates or Hannibal Lecter? My italian mother is scarier than both of them put together...;)

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My partner took me to dinner and paid. I got a lump of junk in my soup, and when i complained..i got a full refund on the dinner. Now my partner would not have complained for me and would not have asked for a refund. Who should get the money The partner who paid....then I would run for my life because the person has no BALLS!!!!

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Are there any good zombie movies besides Resident Evils, 28days/weeks, and I am Legend? Sean of the dead...I love that movie...lol...;)

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What do you call the hat that Jewish men wear? Yamika!!! now Mozltof!!!

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Is it illegal for a police officer to have a civilian as a passenger while on duty No...it is called a ride along...paperwork is involved but it can be done...;)

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Do you smell what The ROCK is cooking? The peoples elbow say YES!!!!!!!!!

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Do you think you can sing? In the shower by myself...;)

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My doc checked my heart and said it was ok, i am still having palpatations. i have anxiety. will i be ok? yes...you will be just fine......you may want your doc to check into Atrial fibulation....that is a possibilty you have it....;)

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What is your least favorite kind of soup? split pea soup...;)

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Whats the most you've spent on auto repairs? I just spent $8,000 on a paint and body job for my BMW. Check it out: www.rpms-unleashed-europe.com ....;)

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Which would you prefer, indoors snuggled up, or outdoors in the sun? How about snuggled up outdoors?....;)

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I have a 19 year old daughter, freshman year in college. She speaks disrespectful and thinks since she is in college she does not have to answer to us nor ask if she can go somewhere for the weekend. Sometimes she doesn't answer when I call. What to do She is 18...let her be herself....but if she wants to talk disrespectful then dont talk to her...;)

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What vegetables go best on top of a pizza? Green Peppers and Jalopenos..;)

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I'm hungry...what should I make for lunch ? Woul you lik to join me? A Bacon, Lettuce and Tomatoe sandwich with a side of Chips and pickles and an ice cold glass of water or beer (I prefer the later).....;)

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What did the Police want last time they were at your house? A doughnut....;)

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Okay so i took 3 hits a weed 8 days ago from a joint, and was in a car when someone else was smoking and the last time ive ever tried to smoke was more than a year ago. i wasnt high, but drunk at the time. i have a drug test tomorrow. will i pass it? depends on the test....if they do a Urinalisis then you will have a 40% chance of passing. If they do a folical (hair) test, you will definately fail.

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Why did god make marijuana? He made plants to thrive from. Fruits vegatables, etc. Man INVENTED a different use for those plants. Mary Jane being one...;)

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Who do you think can be a worthy opponent to GOOGLE? Superman....;)

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What would you say or do if you vehicle transformed into a robot right before your very eyes? :0 Shit myself first....then go on Dr, Phil.....;)

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My husband desserted me (hes a u.s. citizen) will i u.s. help me out on a green card , u.s. citizenship? The answer is no....you must meet certain requirements to recieve a green card. Your husband unfortunately, was your sponsor. Once he left you, he gave up your rights....;)

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Would you look hotter/sexier in military/police/fireman uniform? I wear a military uniform and I think i am pretty darn sexy.....;)d

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What is your favorite paper clip color? Chrome.....I like things simple...;)

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How much would you rate yourself in terms of singing? a 7......;)

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Do we make others feel bad or do they allow themselves to be affected by us? If you make others feel bad on purpose you are lower than snail slime....At the same time though, the person who is doing it is probably having insecurities of their own...they do it to boost themselves up....The person who is recieving the put down may be having insecurities issues and it DOES affect them if an outsider confirms them...;)

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How can i tell if i have an Ear Infection? !!! WHAT!!!!!????......;)

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Do you look good in a bikini? As a man I would have to say i have never tried it and probably never will but i am sure i would look ridiculous...;)

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Who do you think is the hottest woman/man in the world? SWEETCAKES!!!!

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Are we morally obliged to work? No. Imagine, if there was no money and people who wanted so much of it, If you did work it would be only to survive on your own and not dependant of other services...;)

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Do you think Osama Bin Laden is actually dead? Actually the answer is I know he is not dead...;)

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Does being captured and taken prisoner qualify you to be President? I really dont know....I could always find out...;)

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I am on welfare and I cant find a studio or apartment in brooklyn area 11208 or in Ridgewoo queens for rent that will take my program where can I go? I am depressed and desperate please help me!!! I feel like dying..... The Welfare office has a way to help you search for Section 8 program rentals....try there....;)

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Is it easy to get a job as a game warden? Not really sure...have you tried applying?...;)

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Is it appropriate to sleep naked while visiting other people? depends.....is the person you are visiting a girlfriend/BF? Then the answer is HELL YA!!! If it isnt...then the answer is same as the first...;)

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How old were you when u first got drunk? I cant lie...i was a bad boy....12 is when i first got shit faced on 2 shots of goldschlagger.....peer pressure is a MFer...;)

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What are some really frightening ideas for Halloween decorations? Me in a bikini....;)

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I can direct a sneeze so that it comes out of my mouth. Some people have told me that this is a cough, not a sneeze, but I think it is a sneeze. Is it? My sister and father both do the same thing. It is a sneeze. everyone sneezes differently.....;)

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My husband is sleep walking again. Should I go get him? No...you can cause a heart attack from the shock...observe him and make sure he doesnt put himself in danger....then when he wakes up, GO TO A DOCTOR!!!...;)

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What was the strangest thing you ate as a child? Cow tounge.....Hated it and still hate it...;)

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What's your favorite song about rain? LOL...i have a new one now....Chocolate Rain I cant post the link to it from work but you can search You tube...I thought it was hilarious..;)

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Have you ever drank water from a creek or pond? Yes

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After about 5-10 minutes of playing the green light on the xbox changes to yellow )and I can't do anything can't get the disc tray to open. What's wrong? This is usually because your hard drive is damaged. You will have to have it looked at... Myine did the same thing.

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What does TB positive and negative test look like? A negative test looks red with no swelling or bumps in the area of the shot. A positive reading looks red as well but the bump still remains. This does not mean you have TB. It means you have been around it or someone that hs it. Now keep in mind that the test takes 72 hours to read. During this time, they encourage you not to scratch, rub, wask, irritate or play with the test area...

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How do you know if someone is a vampire Well, if your neck hurts and has a strange 2 fang bite on it and the only one around is your boyfriend/GF, they dont like Garlic and think God is a joke, MIGHT be a Vampire...heres your sign....;)

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Finish the limerick. My bank statement's here and I dread. I think I will leave it unread. But on second thoughts,no. Better peek...told you so. .......? IRS is coming with the FEDs.

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Do you remember candy cigarettes as a kid? They are for kids? I still buy them...DAMN!!...thanks for filling me in...;)

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I was thinking of buying a new car. i am going to be financing through the dealership; would i have to carry full coverage? Yes....it is actually a law....retarded i know...But because it has a lien holder on it and you do not OWN it yet, you must have ffull coverage...it protects you both....;)

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What rule do you abide by when cooking? Stay Outa my kitchen!!!!

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How the hell is one supposed to escape a terrorist attack? RRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!...;)

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The word of the day is "when" Can you think of a sentence with when in it? When the Fat Lady sings...;)

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How can I get over my insomnia? 2 ways... Sleep or Sleep Forever..;)

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If you were to get a dog, or if you have one, what would you name it? Grunt and Patches

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I am madly in love with sweetcakes. What should I do now? Rekindling an everlasting flame...;)

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Although different ... What is stronger ... your faith for God or your love for family? ... What would you quit first if need be? There is a passage or story of sorts in the Bible of how God tested one mans love for him. He took away everything he had including family and his source of income and this man never denounced God once. I think that answers your question...;)

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Can someone give me the exact definition of a HEALTH AND COMFORT INSPECTION as per the reference? I tried USMC.MIL and got nowhere. It is a Health and Welfare inspection and can be conducted anytime the Commander feels it is needed. It is to ensure that the soldier is living healthy and also to make sure the soldier has no contraband that is outside of Regulation...;)

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Who was the last 5 star general for the US Army? Actually, the last 5 star was posthumously promoted in 1976. Gen. George Washington in celebration of the Armys 200th B-Day....That was actually a board question for me when i got promoted along time ago,;)

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What will happen when machines outthink us? Terminator 4...;)

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How closely do you still look like your senior high school picture? About 60% except I am alot muscular and I have no hair..;)

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Why can't i die? Just wait....time will take its toll....;)

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What do you say best, when you say nothing at all? IT

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Who decides where oceans meet? I would have to say Moses, since he could part them as well...;)

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I'm a 17 year old girl and dating a 21 year old guy...is that legal? It depends on what state you are in and what the age of consent is there.

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Which is more memorable Halloween or Thanksgiving? Depends....If you like to eat Turkey...Thanksgiving...Candy...Halloween....I prefer candy and scaring people...;)

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Which would you rather study? Psychology, history, or economics? Psychology

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Are there any blind answerbaggers? ummmmm....no.....;)

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Do you know someone who suffers from glaucoma? ANyone who smokes weed...;) Thats our story and we are sticking to it...;)

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Do you know of any famous blind people? I have heard of fanny crosby and the guy that invented braille but fanny was born blind and I am not sure about that other person Ray Charles Stevie Wonder

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How can you identify an 'Arabian' from any other breed of horse? By the towel on his head??? ;) Sorry...just had to say it...I really dont know...;)

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If China has the largest army in the world, what is the strongest(weapons,technology, elite training, etc.) army in the world? The United states has weapons that the public has not even heard of yet. I am sure that other countries do as well. If US and China were ever to go to war, the US would win dispite the number of Chinamen, due to the training that is ongoing and the air mobility...;)

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Managers have 3 major roles.explain the importance of each role? Customer Service- Has to be the expert in managing customers and the different types of personalities there are. Finacial- for the obvious reasons Teamplayer- You dont want to work against your staff. You want to assist and handle problems swiftly and ensure your employees are happy without putting the business under Strict- Rules have to be followed for a reason

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Who is the greatest hymn writer of all time? Dont know if he even had any published but I am sure God was the best song writter..;)

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Would you buy a house without a basement? yes...;)

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Just out of curiosity, is anybody here a musician? Also what kind of music do you listen to.......even if your not a musician? I am a musician of sorts...I like to play it by ear...;)

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What do you do when you buy something that says 1 size fits all but for some reason the thing don't fit you? ummm....go buy one that fits you?...;)

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What is the average length of a commercial during the Super Bowl? about 30 secs....

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So I like to know where you got the notion_____ to walk into the store naked?...;)

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Would a coin Kill if it landed on someone from the top of the empire state building? No....;)

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Who of these is the most annoying person when flying in a plane: the constant talker, the kid kicking your seat or the person with bad body ordor? ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!....I think I would pull a Arnold Schwartznegger from Commando on them all...;)

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Are there any caribbean scientists who ever invented anything? Yes....watch Gilligans island...the professor invented alot of stuff in the caribbean...;)

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I have seen evidence of shoplifting at the commissary, where I work nights, such as empty bottles of tea, open and empty boxes of medicine, etc. on the shelf. What is the proper way to deal with this. The manager needs to keep track of this. Commisary as in a Military base? If this is happening either way, you need to report it because what is happening is wrong. If you dont report it then you might as well shoplift with them because you are just as guilty..(Man I totally just sounded like my mom there..) ;)

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Paid a TX co. that updates homes.Had contract paid in full. 7 Months later he gives us a new bill for backsplash. Contract states 2% of it is backsplash. Selling our Texas home & close in 4 wks. worried about a lien should he thinks he can get more.help They are giving you the run around...get your lawyer involved.

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Can anybody recommend a good American Civil War table top battle game Risk

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Sometimes I ask people what they are thinking .. and they say "nothing" ... but I am always thinking ... are they liars? Yes it is a conspiracy!!! They all tell me the same thing!!!..;)

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I have a ghost in my home and have tried to ask it to leave. even tried salt, rosemary and burning inscent. Can someone please help??? Im getting worried now. GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!

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What is your biggest responsibility? What makes it so important to you? I actually have 2. One being my sweet daughter and the other, defending the freedom and protecting the interests of my country.

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Birthday party for my husband's 65th- Should I or shouldn't I make it a surprise? What kind of health is he in? Dont want to cause him a heart attack....just food for thought...;)

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How well can a carbon-fiber vehicle hold up in a crash? As well as a piece of paper in a fire...;)

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I left the US and came to the European Union. Along I drained all of my credit cards and do not plan on paying it back. If I come back one day will I be stopped by customs if I am a US citizen. I really have no plans on coming back but one day I may Option 1: Get taken by the CIA and train on really awesome moves and speak forgein languages, eluding police in all countries and changing your name on a weekly basis, undetectable OR: Option 2: Dont come back to the US. EVER Option 3: PAY YOUR BILL!!!!...;)

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The word of the day is "first" How will you use it in a sentence? I will be first to go to sleep...;)

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Brits – do you think the American pronunciation "kilOMeter" sounds ignorant? Americans – do you think "KILO meter" just sounds wrong (even though it's the correct pronunciation)? Considering when we migrated from Europe we denounced the Brits and all European ways, I am sure that we changed the way we pronuciated ALOT of words. To me, kilOmetre sounds better than kilAmetre...;)

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What do you turn into at the sight of a full moon? A porno star.... WATCH OUT JOHN HOLMES!!...;)

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Is Xbox 360 worth buying or is it just for Halo 3? Yes....google the difference between the PS3 and 360 and the 360 wins hands down. Plus it fun to play.;)

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If you were to add one room to your house/apartment, what would it be? Jokingly....a porno room...seriously, a fitness room so I wouldnt have to drive 4 miles to do it...;)

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When i put my phone in my pocket i feel as if there is a magnet pulling my skin. this started with the phone now sometimes if i put a metallic object in my pocket i also sometimes get minor electric shocks on common household implements. its not often but You are a superhero with newly developed powers...;)

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Considering the myriad of health problems that smoking causes, why do you continue to smoke? Because I look cool....my friends do it....I have been doing it so long that I can live without it. Most health problems occur in those that are not physically active and smoke 10+ cigs a day. I smoke about 5 a day but I live a very heathly lifestyle (minus the smoking). Have really had any problems with it yet...Now if I found out that I had cancer or something like that. would I quit?...

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How far can you go when it comes to your dreams in life? As far as my life and money will let me. It all depends if i have the funds since most dreams cost money nowadays...;)

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If you had alot of money to spend on a car, what kind would you buy? I would just spend it all on my current BMW. Loacated here: www.rpms-unleashed-europe.com

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Do you like ab? I have been off and on due to my job but I always come back....that should answer that one for you...;)

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My friend got a little acid [sulphuric I think] on his hand, and it's still not properly healed a year later. What can he do? If it is deformed and not looking well for them, he/she may want to consult a Plastic surgeon to see what can be done.

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How can a single blade of grass thank the sun? by staying green...;)

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I need a funny answer...What can you wear if you are going for a rain dance party :) A bow tie and flip flops.....nothing else...;)

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Can you take legal action against a neighbor who urinates on his property where you can observe it from yours? yes....press charges for public indecency....THEN post it on you tube...;)

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Evaluate the Definite Integral e^x +25 / e^z +25x dx from b=1 to a=0 the Definite Integral e^x +25 / e^z +25x dx from b=1 to a=0 equals DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK....;) Just kidding.

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What are you going to be for Halloween 2008? myself....now that is scary...;)

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What rhymes with *close*? Close as in that was close....or close as in Close the door? edit: most host gross shows nose boast hope that helps

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What is the most important lesson you have learned in life? The most important lesson to learn that we all take for granted is: Life is short so live everyday like it was your last.

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What is your favorite kind of cup cake? Mine is strawberry whipp with sprinkles... YUUUMMMM I dont really like cupcakes....I love sweetcake though...;)

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Are you more of a housewife or a working woman? Neither...I am a working man...;)

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Why do people smoke marijuana Glaucoma...;) Thats my story and I am sticking to it...;)

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What makes us scared of what we're scared of? Fear of the unknown and that the fantasies may become a reality. That is what most people are scared of.

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My aquirium's water keep getting cloudy. why? This usually happens because your media is not changed. If you have live plants in the aquarium and they are dieing, the rot makes the water look dirty. This means there are not enough nutrients in your water. You should change the water regularly anyways. This may help as well.

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Does anything come out of black holes? sometimes your worst enemy or the woman after you marry her...;)

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What game or sport could you kick my butt in? Boxing or Hand to Hand combat...;)

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What's the best piece of advice you could give someone who wants to become a property flipper? Lift alot of weights because houses are heavy....;)

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Do you give yourself a gift for Christmas? Yes...I sleep in...that is my gift to myself....;)

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What was Scrooge's first name? Mr....;)

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Would you like to give reviews for movie "I am the Legend" of Will Smith? one word...BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....;)

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How many people are working 8 hours a day in US, GB and AU? I usually work 18-20 hour days unless I am on a mission...then I work until complete...sometimes 3 weeks + straight.....;)

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Do you take showers at night, in the morning, or both? Both....sweating while you sleep and then bedmites and all....definately both....;)

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If you made a gang what would the gang name be? 69th Street Kool-aid Kids.......;)

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Ok, long question. I'm designing a device to safely dispose of dangerous viral, bacterial and contagious biohazard materials in a laboratory based enviornment. What methods are best for destroying, or containing highly dangerous biohazards? Not contracting any viral diseases...;)

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Why is it that we're greedy? So many have less than we do, yet we seek more for ourselves? Why don't we get it? Because we want what we dont have and dont share what we do.....;)

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Do you consider flirting to be cheating in a way on your partner or do you see it as innocent fun? No...It really depends on the intentions when you are doing it. If you are doing it for sexual gain or to establish a relationship then yes. But flirting alone is not cheating.....;)

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Do you believe that dinosaurs really existed? They did? that explains why Gary Coleman looked like a miniature T-rex...;)

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At what age did you learn to read? about 2/3 when I started to read words and understand them...about four when I could read a book by myself...;)

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What's a good healthy hobby for a 23 year old? Cars or sports....or both...;)

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When I say Batman, who do you think of first: Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, or someone else? Robin...;)

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What are the notable misconceptions about your ethnicity? That we all have Mafia ties....dat aint true. Yous gotta forget bout what yous just hurd...;)

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Why is the Bible considered "hate speech" by so many? Alot of people are sceptical because over the years gods word has been lost through translation. There is more mans word then there is gods.

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Why do people smoke? cause we can...;)

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How much water should you drink every day? 64 ounces a day except in real warm weather...then it is around 100+ ounces...;)

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Have you been sneaking extra shots of booze in your drinks tonight??? I know we didn't drink all that! :P Nope...unless someone spiked my coke..;)

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Which is better the marines or the air force? Marines....more disciplined

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Are you going anywhere on the holidays this year? Yes i am going to go CRAZY having to shop for my family is like shopping for everyone in the Army...;)

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Is it possible to never tell a lie? no...yes...wait no...I dont know...yes I do...no?

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How do I dial Australia from New York? 01161 then the number...if the number is 098765432 you would dial it like this 0116198765432...youu drop the 0

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What is your all time favorite band or solo artist? and what song of theirs inspires you the most? Linkin Park...Numb

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How does formatting prepare a floppy disk for storage? What is the storage capacity of a 3.5-inch high-density floppy disk? Ususally the max for a 3.5 is 3 MB not very useful. ;)

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Kitt and I are sitting at home watching movies and having some drinks. Might as well make this a party. Who wants to join us? What type of drinks should we have ready for you? Ill have a coke....;)

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Hey, guess what? DreAnna is our newest sage!! Congratulations DreAnna!! GRATS!!!

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Why do people judge an operating system before actually using it? My friends all say "nothing runs on Linux" or "Linux has no drivers" or "Linux is ugly". These are all blatantly false but people still believe them. Why? What may be false to you is the truth in their eyes. They believe this and is their opinion. So there really are no lies just a matter of opinions...;)

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Can you count up to six in any language? Yes.. German English Spanish French Italian Arabic Chinese Korean Hungarian

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Is it Just me or is Sweetcakes just about the most beautiful, most sweetest, most kindest, most sexiest and most awesomest woman here on AB? This is purely for opinion only. So No Points Sweetcakes only belongs to one to and only one person...As much as you all want her...I can not share her with anyone....PERIOD. I would hate to unleash the REAL italian in me.....;)

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How many judges are there in a court of appeals? In the states it consists of 5. ;)

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My wife wants me to tie her up in bed and i was wondering what was allowed and fun DO what i do...get them sexually into it after I tie them up and then walk away for about 30 min. come back and do it again. THEN really give it to her. she will be so sexually worked up its insane. ;) or you could just walk away nad go watch the game...WHOO HOOO NO INTERUPTIONS!!!...;)

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What in India lasts for approximately 52 seconds? Foreplay???

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Would you consider yourself to be patriotic? Yes...even though i fight in wars that my president has stupidly engaged me in, I am still patriotic to my country. I am an Italian-American.

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What is the cause of clinical depression? The medical bill..;)

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Do you really like whiskey (jack daniels and stuff)? I think there are better means of getting drunk. I enjoy a good bottle of paint thinner watered down with sprite...;)

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What colour are your dinner plates? There are dinner plates now???? WOW....wait till I tell ma!!....we wont have to eat off da floor no more....;)

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How often do you swear? @$%^# $%^^&$&#$ to even have the gall #$%*&@#$ for petes sake. Of course I Dont %^&@^#$##@%#$$ swear.....;)

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What is the most romantic spot of the planet where you have actually been? In my room...;) You cant say it isnt because you've never been there....;)

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I dont accept friend requests (dont ask why..). Were you offended when i rejected you? IM NOT WORTHY!!!!.....lol....My daughter probably has more friends than you...she is 6.....please...;)

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Is there anyway to know if an AB member is surfing the site, other than seeing a posting from them? If not would you like to see a member indicator to know who is on or off line? good question...;)

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Does anything rhyme with Nathan? [excuse me if i've lost all sense of sense!] Bathin.. Faithin

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I have developed a sudden addiction for non-alcoholic wine. Yet I am unable to buy some at this point in time. What should I do? sprial into depression, blame everyone else and then go to sleep;)

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What do you call the rain that contains chemical waste and causes damage to plants and animals? Acid rain...;)

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What is the best treatment for back pain? Sleep on the floor...;)

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Who was more evil....Attila the Hun, Hitler and Joseph Stalin Stalin...;)

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How high can you kick? I have been kickboxing for around 17 years. My highest record kick was 9 feet and some change...;)

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Love thy neighbor as thyself.... If you hate yourself are you supposed to hate your neighbors too? no...you have to love yourself before you can love others...;)

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What makes you lose your temper? I am a patient man. But when i do finally hit the breaking point, even I have to close my eyes because I scare myself...;)

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Is pasta really that bad for you? No...

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Would you look after a relative's child if both of his or her parents died? Yes...

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If Richard Simmons and Martha Stewart had a child, what would it look like? A sensitive child that loves homemade spandex, very athletic and mild mannered, with the looks of buckwheat and a kid trick or treating on halloween. So like this...

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Is "Dingleberry" that new brand of "Captain Crunch"? LMFAO.....That would be a lawsuit from hell...Headline: CAPTAIN CRUNCH POURS DINGLEBERRIES IN EVERYONES CEREAL!!.....LOL..;)

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What would it take to make you smile right now? I dont see how this is the same question....What would it take to make you smile and what can I do to make you smile are 2 different questions. How can they be tied together? Because of the word smile?

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I race cars my car at the hockenheim ring in Germany. (see pics enclosed) Do you or have you ever raced on a track or just for fun? This is my car...25,000 dollars i have spent on it...my pride and joy...(as far as materialist stuff is concerned)...;)

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Do you think that people get offended by beeing called "black" or "white" or any other thing that is considered racist because they have problems about accepting to be different? I am italian and I hate being called white. I am italian, a Ginny, Dego, WOP. I always mark other on every application and write in Italian. Weird, not for me as Italy is where I was born and raised...;) +up

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Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? I actually use soap and then conditioner...keeps my scalp flake free and not dry...;) +up

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What is the first thing you do in the morning after you get out of bed? think of sweetcakes...;) +up

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I read that 63% of Americans have worked either part time or full time for McDonalds. Are you or have you ever been an employee? Nope..I am part of the 37% that has never worked at Mcey Ds...;) +up

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What do you need to do to be able to get a "platinum" credit card? Good credit...;) +up

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Do you cut your own hair? yes...I mach III it always...;) +up

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Is there a song that holds a special place in your heart because it was the first song you remember hearing and loving? Mine is Rain Drops Keep Falling On My Head. I feel 4 years old every time I hear it. Over the Rainbow...my mom used to sing it to me all the time..;) +up

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What was the firs music record what you bought yourself? Metallica....that was ALONG time ago...;)

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Do you meditate? If so, what do feel it does for you? Yes

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Do i need to pay for Spyware Doctor in order to remove threats? There are many sites out there that have spyware for free...you just have to google them and choose one that is right for you. But if you had Norton or another virusware protection, they usually already come with them in the program....;) +up

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If we all had exactly the same knowledge would there still be so many religions and churches..? Yes it is called opinions and beliefs....;)

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If Jesus used AB - what avatar do you think he would use..? The cross....or lightning

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Do you fear death? No, death fears me...;)

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What is one food that makes you say "yuck"? squash

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What are some virus symtoms throwing up, not holding food down, etc... Computers, slow or choppy performance, internet speed drastically changes speed, programs open on their own...etc.

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What charity, if any, do you support? Loma Linda Childrens Hospital....and the VA

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Do you consider yourself, more often, to be..................a) Uptight b) Relaxed c) Exquisitely Wild d) other? c.

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At what point does beauty become grotesque? When you cant see the real you...;)

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Have you ever been part of a scam or been ripped off? Yes, telephone marketers once or twice...;)

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How do you feel when your ego has been crushed? Disappointed...;)

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Do you feel that it's too late to live your life? no

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Who wants to wish T4AKAKaiAKAWolverineAKASweetCakesFan a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY??? Happy Birthday, My Love, Nicholas! I know you are 14, now, and that I am 13. But I will become 14 too, next month! Happy Birthday!!! Now stay that age...;)

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Should "portmanteau word" be shortened to "pord"? Should Kevin be shortened to vin?

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Have you entered a place that charged admission without paying? Theaters when i was younger...so easy in new york....;)

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Say one word right now. ..... Why did you choose that word? Shit....I dont know.,...I just felt like saying it....;)

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What would you do if you had telekinesis? Scare the shit out of alot of people never have to take the safety off my weapon change diapers from a distance Embarrass the president on live national TV (Bruce Almighty) And of course everymans favorite: Literally undress women with my eyes...;)

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Is there anything preventing from the troops from going on strike or simply withdrawing and returning home It is called a Mutiny. A federal offence with a penalty of up to 30 years in prison. It could also be called Desertion...which is punishable by death. So that is one of the many reasons we dont just "walk-away". I stay in because i enjoy serving my country....;)

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Could you make me an offer I would never say no to? sorry...meant to be a post

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It is raining outside and I see people with glasses on. Do you think this is dumb? Ok let me clarify the question...SUN GLASSES...;)

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What are some scenes in movies where the actors do something so stupid or a coincidence so stilted that you have to say, "Yeah, right. That's going to happen!"? Pornos....that shit NEVER EVER EVER HAPPENS TO ME...;)

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Has there been anyone who you've felt connected to, although you may have never met or spoken with them? For me it was John Denver, we had a lot in-common and I connected with his music. Yes here on AB...;)

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How do you list/claim a second property (house) that you are renting but the rent does not cover the mortgage you are paying Raise the rent to meet the cost..;)

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Have you ever hated every little thing about yourself? yes....

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How do we get rid of the excess fats off the arms & thighs? Exercise and a good diet....;)

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What makes you curious? not knowing...;)

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Is everything going to get better? Yes....

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What is the worst ROAD RAGE incident you have witnessed or been involved in? I was actually the one with road rage but for a good reason. Some nasty ass perverted man was jerking his wanker while looking at my daughter. I didnt notice it at first cause he was diagonally behind me. I only noticed afte my daughter ask what is that man doing daddy. We were entering a construction zone were two lanes became one with only one stop light. Heis door was open and he was, well...

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Where does you mind spend most of its time? In my head...;)

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HOW WOULD YOU ROB A BANK? with a gun...;)

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Are there any bike seats on the market that don't make you feel like you have hemorrhoids after a good day's riding? Yes Richard Simmons brand..;)

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Is flirting with my female friends on AB so wrong? No...

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Where should go on holiday if I like sand dunes and salty air? YUMA ARIZONA....;)

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What do you do for a living? I am in the US Army Special Forces

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Can diet coke rot your teeth? Yes..

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Why is lying morally wrong? Hiding the facts is considered lying. When some one asks you for a fact and you on purposely give them a false answer, its lying.....How could I trust what you say if you always lie to me?..;)

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Is the last 24 hours, how many times have you heard someone call out your name? No one has called out my name (like I want them too) in ages!!!...we are refered to by our rank and last name. SFC__________ no first names...;)

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YUSSS!!! i just made it to level TWO. should i be proud? GRATS!!!

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Do you think the United States spends too much money on the military? Being in the military and the mission that I have to accomplish...HELL NO...Everyone thinks that we get paid so much money. PPPWWWHHHTTTT!!! I havent seen a damn dime. These pay raises are to keep up with inflation. A 3% pay raise means a whooping 75$ extra a month. I still have to pay for food, rent, utilities, etc. the government only helps with a percentage. I havent even mentioned that I...

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What are some good male and female names for my baby? Anthony....

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Do you ever take in stray dogs off the street? Duplicate Question...it posted twice...sorry;)

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What can we do to stop America invading Iran? It really depends on who is in power....enriched uranium for the purpose of destruction needs to be stopped period....;)

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Do you read the Sunday Cartoons? every chance I get..;)

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Has being on AB ever got you into trouble? Thank you....;)

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What is an American? An American is every race, religion, tax paying, hard working, poverty living, person. I know because i am an american...;)

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What are some universal truths? The earth revolves around the sun...not you Whatever goes up must come down...just some harder than others Time waits for no man...so quit screaming hold on

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What would happen if everyone stopped paying on their Credit Cards for 3 months? The credit companies would have ALOT of paperwork!!...;)

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Do you prefer canned tuna in water or in oil? Water

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Do you think that your actions define who you really are? Never....

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Do you know the meaning of the word alleluia? The Alleluia is chanted before the Gospel lesson in the Eucharistic liturgies of the various Christian liturgical rites. Alleluia will be solemnly chanted at other times also, usually in conjunction with Psalm verses http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alleluia

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Have you ever been propositioned, approached, molested by a person of the same sex? YES, YES...HELL NO

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What is the largest suffering in the world? I would have to say starvation..and disease...;)

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Are you registered to vote? yes......;)

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What do you think of Americans? We have our faults and it is sad that we allow one man to speak for millions of people...It is what he says in general that puts about 40% of what people think of us in their heads...;)

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Would you rather be known as kind, intelligent, or witty? I am already know as all three...;)

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What is David Beckham’s E-mail address? Whoth3fukru@kickrocks.com

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Apparantly in Ben Hur, a car is spotted in the background (chariot race) what other film do you know of with mistakes? In the orginal Wizard of Oz in the scary forest, if you look closely you can see a stage hand hang himself..;)

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What is the furthest you have ever cycled (push bike)? Where were you travelling from and to? and how long did it take you? I cycled from Henderson Nevada to Phoenix for a pedal for life...it was a cancer program. It took 2 1/2 days...

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When is it appropriate for police to use a stun gun or taser? When there is a knife involved and the cop feels his life is in danger....Or when all other means to subdue the suspect has failed...;)

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Do you like to get revenge? I am Italian....I dont get revenge...I get even...;)

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To save our environment, we are advised to wash clothes on 30 degree cycle....yes it helps but does it wash your clothes properly? Celsius? No....that’s barely lukewarm...my whites would suffer...;)

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Whats your background right now? A pic of my daughter.....;)

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I have found the best car and i want to buy it, its brand new and i can afford the repayments easily, but my whole family keep telling me not to do it, should i buy my dream car or not? What kind of car is it? Is it in good running condition? and the most important is how much do you make vs. cost?

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What are the similiarities of an atom bomb and a hydrogen bomb? They kill people....;)

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Did you go to college? Yes...3 degrees

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What is your total amount due on all of your credit cards, approx.? I have 3 credit cards...and owe zero....i have a daughter and cant seem to pay her off....;)

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My vagina has just recently started to smell pretty bad and the mucas that comes out of it is a little chunky. I am pretty sure there is something wrong, but I want to have an idea of what it is before I go in. any ideas? Ummm....EWWWWWWWW...not a great visual...;)

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What was your first apartment like, and how long did you live there? It was a studio apartment and I live there for 1 1/2 years....16-17...;)

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Would you like to join me in congratulating ImAlec for becoming our latest and greatest Sage? Congratulations, Alec! GRATS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever been out of the country you live in. where was it I have been more places than most people and there are way to many to name and others not ever worth mentioning again...;)

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Does the universe have a purpose? Yes...you have a purpose and are apart of the universe...no matter how small..you are important..;)

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What can i get you? WOO HOO...Good Morning Trolls!!!!! I see you are up and about....let me get you a warm cup of piss to start off your day...;)

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Does my 1989 gmc diesel need to be pluged in at night for cold mornings to start No...most diesels have what is called a glow plug. This warms up the spark plugs for an easier start...

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What is your favorite life-meaning quote? Walk with your head up in life; you might miss something...;)

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Are you worth more dead than alive? As in terms of money...HELL YES!!! In terms of knowledge and experiance...no..;)

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Do you agree that my uncle was a jackass for doing this. We went out & the band asked him to announce his favorite # & he said 666 just to piss people off. Being an atheist, he doesn't believe in the devil but he just wanted to piss people off Yes....

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What will be the next CD? Richard Simmons...;)

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What do you think is more important to an employer, education or experience? I think it would be experiance....If you know what you are doing then it is easier for the employer to do what he needs to do.....;)

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How do you rate the answers people give you? If they are about the answer...MAX...if they are funny...MAX....if they are rude and offensive answers...MINUS ALL.....;)

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Where does hate reside in the body? Where ever the scar is that created it...;)

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Do you really think we are alone in the universe? no...;)

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Do you like rice? Rice is a great dish....;)

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When we die, should our soul be empty or full? free from hate yes....full of love yes....;)

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What is your favorite beer? The one that gets me drunk...;)

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What would you do if the phone rang, and when you picked up the receiver you heard "Hello? Richard Simmons speaking."? Ask him how the hell he got my number!!!....;)

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What is your favourite brand of butter? COuntry crock has been the norm....;)

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Have you ever gotten in trouble for having a bad sense of humor? I have a good sence of humor...but I have bad jokes sometimes...plus my smartassedness <---new word) is not well taken at times...;)

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What rhymes with your name? miss bliss this hiss tiss fist Name is Chris

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If astrologers discovered a new constellation of stars and it was the exact outline of your body what would they call it? Erotica....;)

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GUYS: small boobs or artificial? I dont really care as long as she is a she and has some...;)

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What do you look for in choosing toys for your children? i usually look for toys that she will be interested in and use over and over...not a one day fling....puzzles, dolls, etc...;)

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What is a female cat called? A puss?....;)

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I was calling to see about, um, possibly booking, um, i guess was it mindless sen--, uh mindless, mindless in--, uh, mindless indulgence, whatever they're called, uh, senseless, mindless, mindless senseless indul--, i don't know HUH???

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What is your favorite online shopping site? Ebay...;)

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Is it necessary to cry? I say it relieves stress.....;)

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Isn't saying that "Even nothing is something" similar to saying "0=1"? in terms of math yes....0=0.....in terms of life...nothing is an entity...so it has to be something...;)

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GUYS: if you see a beautiful looking women and she stands up and you see she has love handles, does your opinion of her change just because of a little excess baggage? It isnt always about looks....but for me that just means I have something to grab to bring her closer...;)

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What were you doing before you discoverd answerbag? surfing the net...;)

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Where would I look for a site that would contain over 100 things to love about a person, i don't know how to put it into words in a search, but an example would be; eyes, touch, voice, actions type things You got me...when you find out please let me know...;)

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I say "nothing is forever", do you agree or disagree? Nothing is what you make of it. Forever lasts as long as you want it too....so I disagree....;)

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What is the most popular soda? ROOT BEER!!!!!!!....;)

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Passive aggressive man was nice to me one day and next day he is angry and tells me he is done. In the past he cools down after awhile. This time he is actively looking for other girls knowing I will find out. Do you think he is over me or playing a game Sounds like he is trying to make you jealous...I say get rid of him...you deserve better...;)

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What is the best online pc game (like world of warcraft)? I would have to say BF2.....;)

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Do you think that McDonald's should stop giving away toys to entice young children to want their fattening, chemical filled food? I think the parents have more to do with that then advertising...once in awhile it is ok...not everyday...;)

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Kannst du Deustch sprechen? Wenn ja, wie lange hatt dich Deutsch gesprochen? Ich habe für zwei Jahre gesprochen. Ja...ich bin in deutcheland jetz. 8 jahr ich hab deutche sprechen...;)

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Do you think of yourself and do things for yourself enough? No...I think about my daughter first....but I like it like that...;)

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I always look forward to the end of the year. Not only because of the holidays but because of tax season. I get back ALOT of money (around 4500). Do you look forward to tax season or is it a headache for you? Wow...another troll....must be morning...;)

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Spiders eat mosquitoes and other insects, but what eats spiders? Whatever it is, I think they lost their appetite around here. Usually reptiles and birds....I dont know much else...;)

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Have you learnt any Martial Art? Why or why not? I was actually taking 2 courses as i was growing up...the other not really being a martial art but an art....the first was Boxing (the art) my coach told me to enroll in Tai Chi kickboxing to help with my foot work and boxing techniques....I ended up doing both well into my mid 20s....Now I just box....;)

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Why do black rap artists think they are vindicated to use the "N" word in their lyrics whereas all other rappers are frowned upon if they do so? If you use the "n" word in a derogetory manner of course it will be frowned on....Do you like being called names out of spite?

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When do you think the world would end? I will worry about it when it ends...i am sure there will be a broadcast or something about it...;)

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Instant or fresh brewed? Why? Niether...I dont like coffee...;)

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Which Windows 9x System Properties tab displays information about the performance statistics of the current system and allows access to the virtual memory and file system settings? That would be under the ctrl alt del mode under the on the task bar....;)

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When a fish is caught on a hook, does it feel pain? Who really cares?....they taste good...;)

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When you fall down in a public place, what is your first reaction? I usually yell at every one to stop!!! Then i make a lame ass excuse like....I just lost my contact...;)

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With all the computer games on the market, does anyone play pinball anymore? I love pinball....

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Do you think it means anythink if you keep finding money everywhere? [ apart from that your lucky] lol Nope...it just means I was in the right place at the right time...;)

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If you had to give up one of your most valued possession to charity, what would it be? Money....it is too overrated and other people can use it more....all I do is save it anyways...might as well put it to some good use...;)

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How does alcohol work? Explain in easy terms please :) You order you drink you order more you drink more you order the last one you drink the last one you wake up next to a complete stranger in a strange place. Repeat...;)

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Are there any fun games to play where all the guests are adults? Strip Texas Hold'em...;)

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It's not another Sage. No! It's a GURU! Who wants to celebrate the arrival of Guru #4. PATTI JO? YEAH!!!!! GRATS PATTI JO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you know what a "manji" symbol is? no I dont....enlighten me...;)

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Cake, or Death? This is a hard question as there are days I wish i was dead....but I will have to go with cake on this one for now...;)

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What does "an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth" really mean and should we reconsider it in our laws today? It dates back to the bible..."do unto others as you would have them do unto you" in other words if you slap my face I am going to slap yours....etc...;)

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What is your favourite: pork, ham or bacon? BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Could I use bic pen ink to give myself a tattoo or is that dangerous? (please dont comment about tattooing being dangerous anyways, I'm just looking for a simple answer) NO...pen ink is lead based......bottom line: could result in death or serious infection...;)

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I've heard this phrase twice today, but I'm not sure what it means. What does "It was all a dream." mean? Could mean it was never real....;)

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If someone was the victim of rape, and already had contracted the HIV virus prior to the rape, would it still be the victims responsibility to inform his/her attacker of the deadly virus? meant to be a comment (ignore)

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Does it bother you that "man" is often used in reference to both male and female in our species? No...it comes from the word "human" it seems easy to say "man Kind" then it would to say "human kind"....;)

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I've had three abortions, Will I still get pregnant? Have sex and see...;)

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What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever been fired for? I was once fired for breaking my toe when I tripped on the stairs! I cant get fired even if I wanted to....sometimes i wish you could give a 2 week notice in the military...;)

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If there's no tomorrow, what is your only regret? Nothing...I can finally sleep in...;)

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Can you name one positive and one negative trait about you? Good: I make people laugh Bad: I am Italian and have the temper of 10 Gorillas when someone hurts those I hold close to me..;)

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Pointy chin or round face? Pointy chins...;)

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I'e been planning a party for a while & sent invites 2 wks ago. A guest said they couldn't come as they're working, but today sent me an invite to brunch on the same day as my party and invited the same people I invited to mine. Should I be ticked - I am Yes...I would go to the party and pee in the punch...;)

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IS Osama Bin Laden still alive? Yes......;)

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If society said that fat was "in" would you think a 800 lb naked lady was sexy? um no...just the pure thought that if I let her ride me I would sufficate would instantly steer me in the other direction...;)

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Guys: What's a good comeback after you've asked a lady to dance and she rudely turned you down? Whew I am glad that you said no...It was just a bet and i won...;)

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What was your last big gamble? Waking up.....;)

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Can you tell me a poem you wrote? Here is mine: I need you near me day by day to make my life worthwhile.... I need you reassuring voice, I need your tender smile... I need your faith and confidence, throughout our dreams and goals... I need your understanding heart, that stregthens and consoles... I need your sence of humor, And your ways so dear and sweet.. I need your very special love, to make my life...

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The executioner asks you if he can do anything for you before he executes you, any last requests? Let me screw the wardens wife...;)

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How do you eat your pizza? Round...;)

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Not everything can be explained at this time. When we don't know something, why are we content to maintain an opinion and be negative towards others who don't share it? Because in todays world...knowledge is power....;)

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How comfortable do you feel with the idea that today may be your last day to live? REALLY? Take that loan company!!!!!!!!!.....;)

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Do you ever feel incomplete? I ask myself that whenever I walk out of my house naked...;)

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Are most judgements about people based upon our personal observations, or predeterminations? Based on sterotyping.....first impressions are like bad colds...hard to shake...;)

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What accomplishment would make you happier? Answering this question...;

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If the power goes out and the grocery stores close, how long will you live? Please explain your answer. Until my cigerettes run out...then there will be hell to pay....;)

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Who is the Mark Twain of Japan? Mr. Miagi from Karate Kid...;)

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How do you go about addressing a family member who was inappropriately rude to you? When my younger brother did that to me I just pushed him down the stairs...he shut up for a day or 2...;)

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Who would you prefer to be for a day? A distant planet...;)

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Anyone know who Sparticus is? Yeah that MFer still owes me money.....;)

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If you are unwell , and vomit in the street, should you then attempt to clear it up or just walk away? Who did what?...;)

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If you have been in danger when working with the public can you say what happened? Yes I can...;)

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Does it annoy you when people kiss in public? I just think that it is rude that he doesnt share...;)

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Whether you drink or not, how do you personally define alcoholism?? as in, not the text book definition? Irresponsible....;)

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What's the worst reply to "You look really good today"? I know....;)

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Why is bottled cranberry juice called cranberry juice cocktail? What makes it a cocktail? Cause thats what you get when you at Vodka to the bottle...;)

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How do I get out of jury duty? Hide behind the judge...;)

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What would you rather eat... One Maggot OR Three flies? Neither...I am not on fear factor...;)

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Have you ever fantasized about another Bagger? Only one??...not feasible...I sometimes have 4 somes....but Pretty is the main one...;)

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Do you agree with the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Do you agree with the bombing of Pearl Harbor when we were a neutral nation? That was retaliation and I think they deserved what they got period....;)

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Do you think that story lines on WWE are pretty pathetic these days?? There is so much over-acting That is what makes it entertaining...it is a male soap opera...;)

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What courses of action (legal/otherwise) are available to a person who orders something online (using a debit or credit card) and the online shop sends them nothing? Is there any way to get their money back? File a claim with your credit card company...they will investigate and persue legal matter if nessary, and you get your money back provided it was all true...;)

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Is there a cure for jealousy? Yes...dont get married or have a girlfriend...it is natural to be a bit jealous...it means your interested....to be over jealous means you are a control freak...;)

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I was in the newspaper a couple years back (see inside) for donating money and toys. What is something you have done for the community? Here it is...: I am the one kneeling with the lady..;)

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What is a good slogan for a board game about pirates? Slogan or title? For slogan i would use "Well shiver me timbers!!!" and as a title I would use One Patch Polly...;)

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How do I start my computer in dos mode so I can re format it? when you restart your computer after you have created the disc....it tells you to press f2 to go to set up...find the boot order list and change it to the drive that has the disk...then you can continue...;)

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What is demand curve It is called supply and demand....the demand is what the majority of the public wants at a certain time of the year....the supply process is, how do we supply the demands of our public...hence the term "Demand Curve"...;)

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Whould you sleep with someone who is hideously ugly and smelly if they were a millionaire?? No...but people would because of GREED....they care only about themselfs...;)

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RIGHT now there are more unanswered questions than answered on the homepage, is this usual? Yes very usual...it really depends on what time you log on....;)

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Is Identity Theft really as prevelant as "the experts" would have us believe? Yes.....it is a reoccuring factor and most people dont know till it is too late...;)

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What "belongings of yours " would you put in a chest to share with people knowing that it would not be found for 200 year's ---? I would have to say a book with all that has happened thus far in the world to keep them up to date...and of course a picture of the most beautiful girl in my life...my daughter..;)

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Ok gonna ask ,how do I delete exsisting data aside from dos ,so I can reload windows,is it hard to do? You need a tools disk that you create in windows so that you can start format on booting...meaning instead of going to windows on startup you will go to the normail screen that you would have in MS-DOS.

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Why are people so obsessed with Britney Spears? I dont know....her childish ways maybe...but she does not impress me...;)

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Would you marry someone that you didn't really love if you were lonely and thought you'd never find someone better? No...

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What does re formating your computer mean ,is it when you reload windows again? No reformating means erasing all exsiting data aside from DOS then reloading an operating system .....;)

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What's the worst thing a person can say to someone who has just lost a loved one? Did they leave you money?

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Does eating Rolaids really cause seagulls to explode? Not rolaids but Alka-Seltzer does....birds are unable to burp....;)

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I'm looking for a good all around tire for my BMW 325. It needs to be fairly high performance in the dry, but still perform well in the rain. Under $100 a tire. Any suggestions? Dont know if they sell them where you are but try Dunlop 3000 ZR....those would be the best for the price you are asking...;)

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As far as BMW E30 after market suspension kits go, which are the best if you want something that decreases body roll, but still is streetable? That would be suspension techniques...I have an E30 and that is best if used with the Eibach springs...;)

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What is the difference between Windows XP and Windows Vista? Vista sucks butt and Windoews XP needs work...about the same....;)

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Can you name one behaviour that would lead you to end your relationship with your partner outright, with no second chances? Trying to kill me would be one....Definitaly no 2nd chances there...;)

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Did Hitler really die a virgin? I dont think so...;)

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In a UK supermarket called Sainsburys, they ask you if you have a "nectar card" at the checkout (its a loyalty card). Can you think of a funny way of answering if you dont have one ? points for original answers No i am sorry I left my flower pants at home....;)

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Would you complain about your mother's cooking, if she overcooked the Thanksgiving Turkey so much that it resembled a rubber tire? Yes...but I would call her and tell her from another city....she is italian and takes her cooking seriously...;)

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How much do your parents know about you? My parents know too much...;)

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If your spouse was molesting your child and your child told you, would you believe your child? Yes....you would be wrong to break the trust he or she has instilled in you by telling you....plus young children have no knowledge really of stuff like this....;)

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Have you ever been to one of those web-sites that tell you when your going to "Die"? Yes and if you believe it, you might die earlier.....they are just for amuzement...;)

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Would you tell a co-worker they have something hanging from inside their nose? I would laugh first and then politely let them know...;)

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Last night i went to the E.R for dehydration, im almost 10 weeks preg. & when i was leaving the nurse told me that i was too young to have a baby & to give it up for adoption.im 21 years old.my family keeps telling to call and complain. what do you think? I say you should have turned around and said "If you were my mother I MIGHT consider it. Until then go change a bedpan."...;)

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What were you like as a teenager?(eg cool, nerdy, awkward?) I was a really bad person when i was younger...i did things that I regret today. i am a better person now and I dont think i could be who i am without the experiance i had....;)

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Am I being stupid when I ask vets from world war two (but I respect ALL vets who lay it on the line in any conflict) if I might shake their hand in gratitude for their efforts on behalf of Europe, that being where I am originally from? No...you are showing respect....that is always welcomed...;)

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What would you do if you found marijuana growing in your parents garden? Go buy a bag of chips for them (munchies)....;)

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Where did the association of the police and pigs come from? pigs squeal therefore they are called pigs

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How many ringtones do you have on your phone? What are they? I have to many to name here...it is like my phone has become my IPOD...;)

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Can you die of loneliness? Yes...

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What is the highest odds you ever won a bet on? I played 8-12 limit hold em, for the first time ( I usually play the 3-6 or 4-8) and the 3rd hand in I won the jackpot worth $45,000 with a bad beat hand...4 of a kind Jacks beaten by a straight flush....;)

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My 2 year old son dressed himself today. It was a proud moment for us both. What made you proud today? Waking up.....;)

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Is there a way to change my ip address at will? This really only works if you are on a LAN not a WAN. On a LAN you can assign yourself an IP at will and change it whenever you want. On a WAN, it is more difficult to change because the service provider assigns you one everytime you log on based on your logon credientals.....;)

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I want a tattoo but im only 16 a few of my mates have tattoos and they are the same age is it true that if someone 18 or over goes with you to a tattoo place then you are allowed one because they are giving consent for you to have it done. It has to be a parent or legal care taker...no one else...if that was the case then alot of homeless guys would make lots of money...;)

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What does it mean if you separate the colors/flavors into piles when you eat M&Ms, Skittles, Mike&Ikes, jelly beans and other such things? I would say that you have OCD or a serious idiocy..;)

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When I got my divorce in 1975 the law, at that time, stated that it would not be final for 6 months. When I apply for social security which date do I use, when the divorce was granted or when it was final? The date it was final...A judge needs to sign the finalized copy for it to be valid...;)

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Microsoft Powerpoint? Adobe Photoshop....;)

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I always thought the term "troops" refered to groups of soldiers, but I've noticed on the news, they'll say "7 troops were killed today" and they are refering to 7 individual soldiers. Am I the only one who was confused by this? Troop or Troops was the orginal term for soldiers way back when. The saying has still stuck with labeling us soldiers as troops with is acceptable....;)

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Do ALL ticks carry Lyme disease? NO..;)

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What is the largest amount of pizza that you have eaten at a single sitting? I ate 4 Large pizzas by myself, from PaPa Johns on a bet. I won...never again though.....;)

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Have you ever been a member of a band? Yes in high school I was a member of a Rock band called the Devils Rays....I was the lead guitarist and often played the Bass....;)

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Are you or have you ever been suck on stupid? Where is she from and I can answer it for ya?..;)

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How to get free electricity from 400 kv electricity cable passing near your home? Um...pay your electric bill...;)

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What's something you to HAVE to see before you die? A priest....;)

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Is President G.W.B.'s conception of his own powers even more dangerous than his specific abuses? He is in the highest seat of our country. and he is by all means not perfect but his decisions are hard ones to make. His actions at times seem abusive to others but at the time he made those descions, he beleved he was doing it for the greater good. Do I agree with them? Not all...;)

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Are you keeping secrets? Yes....Lots...;)

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Has anyone met a celebrity? if so who and what were the honestly like? I have met ALOT of celebrities.....Rebecca Stamos, Arnold, Dave Letterman, Alyssa Milano, Gary Sinese just to name a few....all of them were pretty cool...;)

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What is at the end of your "long and winding road"? Unfortunatly I will never know because i will be dead...;)

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Do you think that people in cryogenic status will every be brought out of it successfully? Suspended animation is the slowing of life processes by external means without termination. Breathing, heartbeat, and other involuntary functions may still occur, but they can only be detected by artificial means. Extreme cold is used to precipitate the slowing of an individual's functions; use of this process has led to the developing science of cryonics. Outside of science fiction, the...

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Will my sim card in a nokia 6310i work in a motorola v8? yes...

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What do you think your dog is saying in his/her mind evertime you return home? "its about god damn time!! Where the hell have you been? my food dish is empty and my bladder is full...what do you have to say for yourself".....a true Bitch...;)

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If you're a beer drinker, how many beers do you drink in an average week? Depends on how repulsive she is...;)

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Where do you like to shop? Anywhere that jeers my interest...;)

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Is it ok to feed potato peelings to my backyard chickens? A neighbor said it was bad for them... Your neighbor is telling you a fib....they are fine...

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Do you think buying a star & naming it is a rip off? Um yeah....I am not Bruce Almighty that can lasso my star and bring it to me whenever I want to see it...;)

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Why do mosquito bites itch? only female mosquitoes bite. They are attracted by several things, including heat (infrared light), light, perspiration, body odor, lactic acid and carbon dioxide. The female lands on your skin and sticks her proboscis into you (the proboscis is very sharp and thin, so you may not feel it going in). Her saliva contains proteins (anticoagulants) that prevent your blood from clotting. She sucks...

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Is the blood inside you blue or red? What color is blood …really ? Human blood is made up of a liquid part and a solid part. The liquid part, when it is still in the body, is called plasma. It is yellowish in color. It makes up about 50 - 60 % of our blood. The solid part is made up of cells; red blood cells, white blood cells and platelets. White blood cells and platelets have no color but appear white when...

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Should schools start introducing random drug tests? Yes and they have in some states for prior offenders...;)

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Does getting blood work hurt? what does it feel like? No...it is painless.....I just hate hypodermic needles so it makes me edgy....;)

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What would it take to make you truly happy? No violence and a woman that treats me right....;)

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Which Danny Devito film did you enjoy watching most? I thought he did a good job in Batman as the penguin....he was perfect for the role....;)

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Could you sing the national anthem in a stadium full of people? Yes of course....It would be an honor....not saying I would be any good but i would do it....;)

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For all you Guys out there that use web-cams .. if your on the net .. but not using your cam .. do you turn it away from you(or cover it up) .. do you think that someone might be dropping in on your privacy? Well you would really be stupid to think that being conected to the internet and having a web cam on that anything you do would be private....with todays technology, anyone can view you if they really wanted to. It is as simple as googling it and finding a program that will allow you to do such a thing...but the answer to you question is If I am not using it, It is off...;)

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How can I do format all my drives and do a new partition in XP without using third party software? Formating usually takes place in the MS-DOS window. it is part of the OS. You will need a backup disk that you can boot from so windows never starts. You can go from there...;)

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Do you miss someone? Yes...

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Is there any guilt on your conscience? Care to share? NOPE...I do what I mean and mean what I do...;)

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What are the names of different types of bread from around the world? Knoblebach......Germany

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Do you like colourful undies? Why? Undies....no.....G-strings yes....They look so good on my floor...;)

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Will Britney Spears be able to come back from her "come back"? Truthfully....I dont really care for her much....;)

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What is the difference between nutmeg and cloves One smells better than the other...;)

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What do you love about BLT sandwiches the most? THE BACON!!!!!!

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Do you understand the point in "adding friends" on AB? whats it really do for you? Lets me see what my friends are asking or answering...it also helps if they are being trolled....;)

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My 7 yr old Great Dane's back left leg shakes when he is at rest. He doesn't limp when he's walking or running and he has no signs of pain. I've been to 4 vets and no one knows what's wrong. We've ruled out hip dysplasia or an ACL problem. Please help! pinched nerve maybe??

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Have you ever had difficulty finding a good paying job? Yep that is half of the populations problem right now....no one wants to work because there are "better" jobs out there...;)

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Do you find the Richard Simmons answers to any question funny, or is it getting old now? I think it is hilarious...;)

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Do you have a self-photo uploaded to your e-mail address? Yep...sure do...;)

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What emotions could you never express in public? Weakness....if I let my guard down people will take advantage of you..;)

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Have you heard about the Russian ' Father of all Bombs?' Yes.... As part of its heightened push to regain military parity with Western powers, especially the United States, Russia [Images] has tested what military experts are calling the `father of all bombs'. Its specs indicate that it is the largest, most powerful non-nuclear bomb in existence. The weapon is a vacuum device that, on impact, emits shock waves that match the power of a...

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What would you take from your house if it was on fire and you could only take one thing? The flat screen TV......;)

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HOW TO GET BIG? EATING MORE,EXCERCISNG, SLEEPING WHAT REALLY WORKS? Getting manners helps......get big quick?? Steroids...get big gradually.....go to the gym and eat right.....then take supplements....;)

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Can men be trained to do housework? What do you mean?? You guys didnt get forced into the learn to clean school when you were younger??....lol...;)

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What in your professional opinion would be a good pc for a family to use for gaming and photo and video editing, specs please and cost if possible. I have a HP Media Center Computer made for all of the above and it works great...costed me 1300....but that is with out taxes....;)

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What's the most creative thing to put under a chocolate fountain, and still be tasty? excuse my mind while it types.....A WOMAN!!!!!....;)

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Do you like that bald guy with glasses from David Letterman show? Are you talking about Paul the band leader??...Yes I have met him in person and he was pretty darn cool..;)

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Is women's football popular and shown on TV quite a lot in America? (It seems to have less support than men's footie in England). If you are talking about Football (pigskin and all) there is any coverage that I know of....if you are talking Football (what we call soccer) then yes there is some coverage of it...;)

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If you had to pick a word that describes your reputation so far on AB what would it be? Crazy....;)

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What song do you think every ABer knows the words to? The ABC Song.....or Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

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If I run a no-limit cash game, but don't take a rake and just work for tips - Is this illegal? If it is a house game for fun...of course...if you are trying to open a casino...no...;)

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Beethoven/Mozart - inspiring or boring? I would have to say Moving....;)

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How can i make the love of my like fall in love with me? Be yourself.....

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What is the first word that comes to your mind? Submit...;)

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When in a foreign country, should our National Anthem be played last or first? I respect the country in which I reside. However, I do not think a third country should have their Anthem played before the US anthem. Is this protocol right or wrong? According to DOD rules and Federal Guidelines, the host nations song is always played first as a sign of respect...;)

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What is the most inappropiate song you have heard at a funeral? I thought it was inappropiate but the song was NUMB by Linkin Park...it may not have been for the family though...;)

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Do you feel free? I am in the Military where my privacy is invaded on accasions without warning, I have to be at a place at a certain time in a uniform of their choice...so the answer is yes and no...;)

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Myspace is bad or good? Could be bad if you have a jealous partner...other than that it is cool..;)

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9/11: What is the truth? The only truth that I know is that it happened and people are really upset about it....;)

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When will they learn that violence is not the way? Mankind hasnt learned it even after God got pissed and drowned everyone..Why would they start now?

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Of the "many" frightful 'main' charectors in 'scary' movies...which one tops out...which one 'really' scares you...and why? Freddy Kruegar...cause he can enter your dreams....seeing that nightmares are real...well you get the picture...;)

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Are you glad to be rid of me? UNIT....What the hell bro? Pick up your head and get to answering and asking.....you cant leave...why would you because of some stupid Virtual punks online? Pull the sand out of your P@#$y and STAY...we all love ya man..;)

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How come alot of girls like me? Check your pockets and make sure there is no money visable....the I like you eyes could be a lure to take your money...(well known to do so)...;)

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If a man marries three times and each wife dies of natural causes - do you think it is 'fair' that the law of a certain country (and this is true) says he cannot marry again? It's happened to an Uncle of mine. No...I think it is his right to marry who he chooses...he should go to court and fight it...;)

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Should Geneva Convention rules be applied to the war on terrorism? Believe it or not they are....but the problem is only the US is following these rules...the terrorist dont seem to comply for some reason...;)

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Why does dust appear in a room completely closed? Where does the dust come from? Dust in homes, offices, and other human environments is mainly generated by the inhabitants (especially domesticated pets such as dogs, cats and birds), and mainly from their skin cells that slough off[1]. Some atmospheric dust from the outdoors is also present[2]. On average, approximately 6 mg/m3/day[3] of house dust is formed in private households, depending primarily on the amount of time...

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What's worse than a glass of luke-warm beer? Hot beer....;)

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how "religious" are you, where: 1 = atheist & 10 = religious zealot? 5 Roman Catholic...always room for error...;)

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A ball dropped from a height of 16ft.Each time it hits the ground it bounces 3/4 of its previous height.The ball is caught when the height of its bounce is 6 3/4.What is the total vertical distance the ball traveled? Or you can do your homework on your own and learn something...;)

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How many real friends have you got? I have alot of friends but only 9 that i know I can call on for ANYTHING.....;)

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Do you get along better with people who are older than you, or younger? I get along with just about everybody....until they piss me off then I make them not want to be around me...;)

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Who was the best U.S President? What can we learn from him? Abraham Lincon......Freedom is never free....;)

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Their are a lot of site similar to youtube, but what are the best adult and non adult similar to youtube? www.crazyshit.com has been one of my favorite for a long time....;)

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Do you make decisions or do they make you? I would say both.....If I didnt make the descions I have, I wouldnt be who I am...;)

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Qhat will happen to the thousands of innocent children if we pull out of Iraq? 75% of them will love us and the other 25% will hate us....form a new cell against America and this will repeat itself...;)

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Why did you order your first 'legal age' drink? Never really experianced the Legal age drink time....i was 13 when I had my first beer....then when I joined the Military and went over seas the age limit is 18 to drink....lol...I missed out on my childhood..;(

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I'm looking to set-up a home theatre, any advice? Yes....you will get what you pay for...dont buy the cheap shit...;)

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Been a rough day. I either need a hug or a shot of tequila. Anyone else? Here is a great big HUG!!!! And a bottle of Tequila...;) {_____} / / / I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I_________I

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How to make my website know by foreign friends? Ask google to put you in their search engines.....it may cost you something but that is a good way...;)

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When will flying cars roam the earth? I heard that they already have those kind of cars. When they stop handing out licences at the McDonalds drive-thru....people can barely drive while they are on the ground....could you imagine if they were in the air??...;)

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My fish just died, what should I do? You could have a funeral like my sister did for her sons fish...;)

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Is it possible to loose 40 pounds in a month if your young and big and you fast everyother day.Then the other days you just eat lettuce and excersie? It is possible and has been done before....the problem is that you lose more then you really want to....causeing serious medical conditions....including, heart attacks, strokes, or even dymentia......The healthiest way to lose weight is to be proavtive all the time and rest when your body says its tired, and of course eat healthy....;)

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Who was the last person to see jesus? According to the Mormons...it was Joesph Smith.....according to everyone else...three days after he was crusified.....;)

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What race or ethnicity do you think has the most attractive women? Italian woman.....

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Is it morally wrong to be friends with many girls, even if you have a girlfriend who accepts this? No not at all..you are one of the lucky ones that has a woman that supports it...;)

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What are the odds of catching a foul ball at a Major League Baseball game? I would say the number of pitches in a game (18x9) on average.....divided by the number of people in the foul lane stands (somewhere in the hundreds)...kind like getting a royal flush during a Texas hold em Game....;)

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Have you ever fallen asleep in the bathtub? Yep...i was a prune and cold when I woke...;)

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Who is God to you? He is who he is.....;)

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Does it drive you crazy when people create an account on AB and then never do anything with it? why would it?? if they dont bother me then i am fine with it...;)

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Sunny side up, or over easy? neither.....scrambled for me...;)

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What colleges are ranked in the top 10 or 25 for a degree in Computer Science? (IT Networking or Software Engineer) I know that DEVRY is ranked # 5...couldnt really tell you bout the rest..;)

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What are some famous products of different countries? Italy is known for its great wine....;)

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What do you like about me? What is there not to like??

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What is your favorite way to prepare pasta? With butter, vinegar and oil and parmesean cheese

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What do you like to add to your bottled water to make it taste better? Ice or NO-XPLODE...;)

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What are the 7 natural wonders and the 7 man-made wonders of the world? 7 natural are: Mount Everest in Nepal Victoria Falls in Zambia/Zimbabwe Grand Canyon in Arizona, USA Great Barrier Reef in Australia Northern Lights Paricutin volcano in Mexico Harbor of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Man Made: The Great Pyramids (Egypt) Hagia Sophia (Turkey) Leaning Tower of Pisa (Italy) Washington Monument (U.S.) Eiffel Tower (France)...

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Did you know when you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ... even your heart? Ok why are we downrating me?....at least give an explaination as to why...GOD I hate trolls...BAH HUMBUG!!!

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Have you ever deliberately lied to someone online, pretending you were someone you weren't? No...I dont lie....I depise liars...;)

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Do you believe in the world after you die? When I die, I will send you an email letting you know how I feel from Gods desk...;)

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What's something that happens at work that tells you it's going to be a good day? When my boss comes in and says, "if you are frustrated or mad you can hit me"...;)

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Do you drink diet sodas? No...it rots your guts.....if you look up the ingriedents you will find formaldahide as a preservative....;)

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What does the song sweetest girl mean?? by wyclef It is sexual in nature if that helps...;)

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When was the last time you got dressed-up and went 'trick or treating?' About 3 years ago with my daughter....I dress up as freddy Krueger....i was scary as hell...i couldnt even fall alseep because i thought i would haunt myself...;)

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Do you find a person's nose sensual and beautiful? Um no....the thought of some ones nose hairs flinging out of their nose everytime they sneeze, and green mucus running to their upperlip is not very attractive to me...;)

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Do you think the American government knows a lot more about the twin towers bombing on 911 than they tell us? Yes and no....I believe that they are hiding some facts from the public but I do not think they had anything to do with it...;)

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If you invented a "feel good" drug that was harmless and non-addictive, what uses would you prescribe it for? SEXUAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!!

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Have you ever seen a bomb go off? Yes...more than I cant count....some awesomely cool and others that make you cry...I have seen them all..;)

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How many Soldiers, Marines and Sailors are still missing in action (MIA) from the Vietnam War? Do you feel any of these are still alive? roughly 1700-1800 are still kept captive or unaccounted for...;)

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Japan intends to kill 50 humpback whales "for scientific purposes" in the Southern Ocean off Australia. We Aussies know these whales, as they come into our harbours, so we are horrified. What are your thoughts? I say "SAVE A WHALE AND HARPOON A JAP!!!!!"

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Whats a good thing to write in a Happy Birthday card? Best wishes on your Special Day.....

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Why is it we only breath through only one nostril at any one time and then it changes to the other? I breathe through both of my nostrils at the same time...I dont know about you...maybe your nose is stuffed??

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Is anyone else seeing some odd things on AB? Profiles not updating, answer 10 of 9, things like that? Or did I eat some bad mushrooms? I think it is a mixture of both Nelson....some one laced your AB...;)

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Pardon my impertinence but do you think that the proliferation of congratulations questions are genuine or merely a point scoring opportunity for AB "old timers" to pat each other on the back? I think congratulations are in orer when someone achieves a goal....we are all friends here...well most of us anyways....and we make things peaceful like that...we have enough hostility with out all the extra BS...;)

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Congratulations to Highlander for reaching the Maestro level! Who else would like to congratulate Highlander on reaching Maestro through his great and excellent questions? Great job Highlander! GRATS BRO!!!!

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What makes you cute? My smartass charm....sounds like an oxymoron but it is the truth..;)

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When do wommen hit there prime? Most women already are and stay there for ALONG time...Men are just not in sync with it....;)

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Have you ever felt like you were run over by a steamroller? Yes...everytime i went out on patrol in the seering hot sun for 10+ hours, with 95 lbs of crap in the Iraq desert....when ever I came back I was so glad I could lay down and relax....I didnt want to get up again...ever..;)

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Looking at my pik what name suits me?. Just me...;)

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Can I remove an eviction from my credit report? It depends on how long ago it was...evictions usually stay for up to 5 years. You will have to call the credit agencys and find out for sure....;)

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Do you expect another terror attack on the U.S. on 9/11/07? no one EXPECTS a terrorist attack ever...thats why it is called a terrorist attack....not a you know its coming attack...;) But seriously, No...;)

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Is there any relationship between your artistic ability and your handwriting? Shit I hope not..my handwriting sucks.....;)

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When was the first female police officer appointed in the U.S.? The first police matrons appeared in the nineteenth century and, in 1905, the first documented appointment of a woman with police powers took place (Peyser 1985). Shortly thereafter in 1910 the first woman with full police power was hired by the Los Angeles Police Department (Melchionne 1976).

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Do you know anyone who 'kisses up' to people of wealth? Is it a character flaw or a flaw of a capitalist society? It isnt a flaw but a sickness called greed...people think that if you kiss their ass that they will actually get money or something of value from it....look at all the half dead millionares with 21 year old wifes....you really think the girls love their partner or they cant wait for him to keel over so she can have her hand in the cookie jar?...;)

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In your opinion, what is the most disgusting food that some people actually seem to enjoy? Esscargo...spelling...but who would want to eat a slimy bug that travels on shit?

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What is the most sexually sensitive area on your body? Mine is my back... Thanks all for your answers

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Do you have a good luck charm? Do you always carry it? Yes i do but she is 6 years old and she gets heavy after a while...;)

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What do you think about presidential hopefuls appearing at the September 11th memorial ceremony in New York? A very Critical move....

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Ive copyied vhs to dvd, but why can't i play the dvd on the computer? here is the def...: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VOB here is some help for you...: http://www.allformp3.com/dvd-faqs/410.htm

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Can any other instrument cry quite like a violin? bump

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Ive copyied vhs to dvd, but why can't i play the dvd on the computer? You probably didnt convert it to the right VOB file...try googling VOB and see what it tells you...;)

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Would you share how you 'converted' to your faith,whatever that be? Convert is such an abrassive word when used with religion. I was raised a Catholic until my parents chose to become Mormon. I was living with them and was to young to truely understand at first. When i was around 18 I saw alot of the falses or what I believed to be falses in the mormon ways and denounced them. it was a total of about 9 years. I went back to what i was comfortable with (Roman...

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Who is Viagra? I dont know but I heard hes a dick...;)

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No man can live without my first, by day and night it's used. My second is by all accursed, by day and night abused. My whole is never seen by day, and seldom heard at night. It's dear to friends when far away, but hateful when in sight. What is it? It is either your heart or your face...;) I might be wrong...;)

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What are some of the ugliest cars of all time? The Gremlin was the ugliest car I have seen yet...a couple close ones but that is by far the ugliest...;)

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What is the deepest whole ever dug by mankind? The deepest hole drilled by man on Earth is located on the Kola Peninsula and is currently called "Kola Superdeep Borehole" (KSDB). It is east of Finland in Russia. It's 12km north of the city, Zapolyarniy. Here's an image of the drilling facilities. And here's an image of the drill site. http://www.unlikelymoose.com/blog/comments/466_0_1_0_C/

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What is the first aid for profuse vomiting of blood? Ok this is an easy one...Step one: GET TO A FRIGIN HOSPITAL!!!!!! repeat if nessecary...;)

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Heard a song by Chez with the line "do you believe in life after love? " What on earth does that mean? It means Cher was on drugs when she sang that...;)

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Life is a matter of perception. What does this mean to you? Life is what you want it to be...meaning if you persive it as a hell hole...then that is what it is to you...;)

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What's the one show you watch that you would absolutely be mortified if people other than AB-ers knew you watched? Columbo....

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Do you believe the use of Fossil fuels causes Global Warming? no....the world has been around for millions of years and endured more suffering or changes then we little peeons called humans could endure. It is more than likely a cycle that occurs....;)

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What do you hope to achieve? The meaning of life...though it may never happen...it would be nice to achieve...;)

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Can any other instrument cry quite like a violin? yes there are 2....one would be a viola and the other would be a woman....;)

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While training with a boxing bag, should I keep my feet constantly moving around or fairly still? Do you mean punching bag or Speed bag? If you mean punching bag you should be moving as if you were boxing....On a speed bag you should be moving your feet to some degree for hand and eye coordination...;)

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How do I say "I like self-flagellation in the dead of night" in French? J'aime la soi-flagellation dans le mort de nuit

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Do you find it amazing that we have to use calculators now? I used to be able to do it all in my head..but that skill seems to have lessened. Yes I know what you mean...soon they will have hands that pop out and wipe your own ass for you...;)

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Well, tomorrow is 9/11. How have your thoughts evolved on this over last six years? I dont really know what to think other than I hate Osama, I have missed about 3 1/2 years of my daughters life because I have been deployed in some aspect, I wish it never happened and I hate bush....i think that sums it up...;)

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Many friends have recommended that I change from Internet Explorer to Firefox Mozilla. Having no knowledge of what a browser really does, how important is it to change? Is it safe to download the free Firefox version? I personnally have it and it speeds things up alot...plus IE has too many flaws in it....;)

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What goes round and round and makes a big mess all over the carpet? A cat with Diarea.....;)

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How can I recover deleted files WITHOUT special recovery software? Pray to God.....if that doesnt work...go buy the software...;)

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Congratulations to Galeanda for becoming the 3rd Guru of Answerbag! Who else would like to congratulate Galeanda? Well done! GRATS!!!

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Is anyone playing the $1 million dollar challenge on iyomu.com? If so what puzzles have you solves and which ones are you stuck on. I'm stuck on 11 and 12. no...i dont waste my time on stuff like that...I would rather waste it on AB....;)

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I want to make a survey:Are you live in north hemisphere or south hemisphere?What is the rotational direction of the vortex created by water going down a drain?I know it has nothing to do with the hemisphere from the book,but I want to confirm it.Thanks! Once air has been set in motion by the pressure gradient force, it undergoes an apparent deflection from its path, as seen by an observer on the earth. This apparent deflection is called the "Coriolis force" and is a result of the earth's rotation. It would spin the same I believe. depending onwhich side of the hemispere at the equator you are on...;) ...

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Which is the cooler tank, German Tiger or US M1A1? Being that I have driven the Abrams.....the M1A1 is far more superior and lighter....plus it is alot more accurate with SABO rounds...3 1/2 miles is a distance...;)

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Have you ever been run over by a train? If I ever get run over by a train, I will be the first to post...*rolls eyes*...;)

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Do you think that there is an increase in really angry people in society? Angry enough to do real damage? Why are these people so angry? Is it to do with a lack of power or control over their own destiny? No...there have always been angry people in the world...no matter where you go or what you do...you are pissing off someone...it has to do with values and rearing techniques used on that individual as they were growing up. Or they could just be plain mean and pissed off at life in general...;)

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Should a 15-year old kid be allowed to get a drivers license ..? I think it is a big responsibility and would have to be earned.....but not to drive alone...I would say an accompanied permit....that would be better....that means that he/she cant drive unless there is a licenced driver over the age of 18 in the car...that sounds more reasonable..;)

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Three ducks, two Rabbis, a Preist and Steven Hawking go into a bar, walk up to the bartender and say? How far is Disneyland?? ;)

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Is a site like "AnswerBag" really useful .. seeing all the answers are just a "Google" away? Not all of the answers are google...some of them are opinions and that is what people want is opinions...90%of the time they know the facts....;)

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Do you object to having to buy almost everything in vacuum packed plastic? Not really....it is a consumer safe thing. We are actually gullable to believe that something that is vaccum pack is actually fresh or free of disease. that is why we buy it...;)

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Is there someone at the door? Could be Jehovas Witness...I am not answering it...;)

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Is it normal to have vagina hair if your 12? I started gettin it when i was 8 or 9 but now i'm 12 Normal....

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What is the worst place an ant or a mosquito has ever bitten you? While I was out on a camping trip I got bit right on the taint.....not a good feeling...;)

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Where's a good place to put a tattoo on a woman where not many people have one? on your ankle or buttocks.....not too many people can see them there..;)

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What is something you can't do to save your life? Defibulate yourself.....;)

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Want a mafia name? Enter yours at this website: http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php Post it when finished. Sly Lou Santorini

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What does johnny depp do if a 13 year-old boy hugs him? In jack sparrows voice "What no dinner first?"

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What do you do when the team you supported throughout your life continues to disappoint you? Stick with em....I have been a Cowboys fan forever but i have faith....Kinda like God. You worship him throughout your life and he seems to disappoint you in certain situations but you still have faith in him...;)

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Is it possible for some one in thier 30's to have a lazy eye fixed? Yes....there is a surgery to fix a lazy eye no matter how old you are....www.strabismus.org/amblyopia_lazy_eye.html

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Should the US go to war with IRAN? Actually, now that we have been stratigically placed....yes....We would of course bomb the hell out of them first...then the ground war would begin. Before that...it would have been a really tough fight...;)

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There is a runner on 1st and 3rd base with 1out.The ball is hit to the shortstop the runner on third scores before the double play is completed. Does the run count? Yes the run wasnt forced....;)

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What's your age and the age of your partner? I am 31 and i have NO ONE!!!! I am so lonely.....;(

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What's your favorite Kevin BACON movie? Mine is the Air Up There - haha Flatliners.....;)

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What is the chemical composition of saliva? DNA, Bacteria, Water, food particles, micro organisms....;)

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How do u unblock websites that have been blocked on your computer? If you are on a LAN at work...server administrators say what key words and or content are filtered through the net....even proxies are banned....you only chance is to wait till you get home to surf the porn....;)

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HELP. I HARDBOILED 2 DOZEN EGGS LASTNITE AND LEFT THEM SITTING OUT ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER LASTNITE. ARE THEY STILL GOOD. PLEASE HELP. THANKS. MARILYN Yes they are fine.....just think easter eggs....;)

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If you were locked up, who would you want to be your cellmate? Angelina Jolie.....;) For reasons I wil not explain....;)

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How should one get hard and masculine when too much estrogen is present in his body? Murphy?...Anyways....see a doctor...they have estrogen suppressors that will help your testosterone levels peak...;)

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Can I please have a HUG , I feel a little sad and miss my children? FOREVER HUG....times Infinity....;)

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Have you accidently farted whilst laughing? Yes...that happens alot when you are on a High Protein diet...I work out all the time and when i am in the gym and my friends make me laugh...I lose it...literally...good thing is...I dont have to wait that long for use of the equipment...;)

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If you were Paris Hilton for a day, what would you do? shoot myself WHILE wearing underwear....;)

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How do you feel if you get denied some 'good lovin' because they are not in the mood? I feel like finding some porno and handling my problem...;)

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If you could have one luxury item under $1000 what would it be? A really good stero system....;)

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Do you think expensive running shoes provide any real benefit to the athlete? If you are a runner....yes....it is important to have a pair of shoes that are durable and can take the wear....most runner change out their shoes after 2 months....weird but i understand why...;)

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What do your feet smell like? You dont want to know...;)

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What song would you want played at your funeral? Only one song....Eric Clapton "Tears in Heavan"

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What is your favourite healing herb? I am not too familar with herbs but I like the plant ALOE....;)

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Do you check if there's toilet paper before you sit down? There have been times that i forgot to check because of the moment....and i was left there till someone could rescue me...;)

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Whats a good way to make money and stay home with your kids? Rob a bank.....and not get caught...chances of succeeding...1 in 50.......Hard work and extra hours...chances of succeeding...9 in 10.....;)

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What is a good homemade detox drink recipe? Pickle juice and tabasco sauce.....half and half.....it really works...not very tasty but it will sober you right up....;)

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When was the last time you called or received a telephone call from out of the country? Yesterday to tell my daughter that I was coming home!!!...;_)

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How will you die? don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go to this and type in the info required! http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php At age 45 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

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Do you believe that with the power of the mind, we can manipulate inanimate objects or levatate? (spelling... sorry) Comsidering that more than 90% of the population only use a total of 40% of their brain....i believe anything is possible.....;)

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What is a Damzel in Distress? A lady in that dress....;)

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Do you consider yourself to be a healthy eater or do you prefer anything? I am a generally healthy eater....I do splurge at times....;)

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Would you eat sheeps eyes? NO....that is just disgusting....;)

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What is the perfect size penis for a thirteen year old? Who really cares??? It isnt the size of your wee wee that girls will be interested in....it will be your smarts and the way you treat them....;)

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What is your favorite old school video game? that would be PAC MAN!!!

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Han Solo or Indiana Jones? I would have to say Han solo...I like his smartass comments...;)

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Do you think that a hot body in a girl or a guy is everything? Or do you look for what's inside too? Attraction is a must in every relationship...the preference varies from person to person but attraction is the norm.....I look for strong personality and independant characters...;)

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What was your most nerve-racking moment? The day my daughter died from a drunk driver....;(

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I am a 17 year old teenage parent. I Just had a baby who is 7 weeks old today. The father of my child is in mexico.. and is only 14. Long story. Is it still possible to get child support? The answer is no....but the good news is this, When he reaches the age of 18 (father) you can seek child support plus arrears if he ever returns to the states....not very promising....but the truth...next time keep your pants up if you arent ready...no offence meant...;)

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Do you know your "limit"? How did you figure out what it is? I know my limit but never reached it because you have to be responsible...;)

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Whats the closest airport to you? Right now that will be Bahgdad International.....next week it wont matter...;)

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What famous people have you met, where when and how? Arnold Schwartznegger before he was govna....;) I actually won a 1 week (5 day work out session with him at the then golds gym. They were promoting it and I entered....I won...I havent stopped lifting since...;)

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What rank do you or did you consider yourself to be in high school? ex. normal, prep, nerd, or what? I was the one everyone went to with bully problems....I was feared by most of the guys on campus as the crazy big guy. Didnt even have a name....But I had tons of friends....wierd....wasnt that was in Junior High.....;)

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Is the Catholic Mass "dead"? No....i still attend mass....;)

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If you had a bad relationship with someone, would you dish all the dirt about them on a website designed for this and post their location and photograph? Me personally??.....No.....I have seen people do it to people they said they loved at one time...it is actually pretty low and doesnt make you any better than the others out there...no matter what they did to you...;)

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Have you ever found a dead body? Yes...in my line of work it seems to be a reaccuring thing....I am a Soldier...;)

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Is it legal for me to tap into my neighbor's wifi connection as long as I do it on my property? I can always argue that my neighbor's wifi radio waves invaded my property and therefore they are free for the taking, Yes it is perfectly legal...that is why they have security locks to prevent people from entering their networks....if you dont want to share...then lock it up...;)

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If you saw your child fataly injured in front of you, and the suspect was there, what would you do? We have a troll...downrating coward......sorry guys...FYI I gave all of you +5

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What is the sweetest thing in your house right now? My daughter...;)

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Can an absent mother be replaced? If you are young enoughyes...at the age of reason.,...no....;)

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When you go to the gym, what do you do first? Look to see if it is crowded....then i stretch...;')

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Have you ever felt that you were 'losing it?' yes...I am losing it right now~!!!!!..;)

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Fish fingers on brown bread with tomato sauce, yum yum !!........ whats your favourite? T-Bone steak and Baked potatoe.....;)

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What do you hate doing most? Waking up....;)

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Emily Lloyd (uk actress) your thoughts? My thought is...who the hell is that?...;)

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What does cutting your wrist actually achieve? It achieves loss of blood...;)

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Who owns the copyright to the Bible? GOD!!!...;)

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Where and when did the purse originate? Handbags have been essential to fashion history ever since people have had something precious to carry around with them and only the items have changed over time. The very first mention in written literature comes from the 14th century, even though Egyptian hieroglyphs show pouches carried around the waist. Bags were attached to what were called "girdles" which were fastened to the...

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Do you curse unnecessarily? Yes...I have an Army mouth....;O

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Where does the term "ain't" come from? Ain’t is a contraction originally just for “am not”, but can include includes “is not”, “has not”, or “have not” in the common vernacular. In some dialects it is also used incorrectly as a contraction of “do not”, “does not”, and “did not”, as in I ain’t know that. The word is a perennial issue in...

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Death by skinning you alive or the death of 10,000 straight pins? Now why was my question downrated??

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When a Major in the National Guard walks into the room what do i do? Say hey Bill you want some coffee...;)

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Im 13 yr old boy. is it wrong to have "fantasies" about other girls my age? Yes of course it is normal...its when you start having fantasies about BOYS your age that isnt normal....;)

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What is the craziest "out of office" reply you have received? You have recieved this message because I dont give a shit what you want from me. I am probably screening my emails right now because I can. If you really need something from me or its an emergency, call me at 702-FUCK-OFF!! Hope your day sucks as much as mine. PEACE!!!

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Good-looking or with Sex-appeal? Sex Appeal would mean good looking...;)

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Do you think 9-11 was an inside job? everything is a conspirosy....;)

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How long does it take for a dead human body to become just a skeleton? It all depends on the enviroment. In-soil human decomposition is comprehensively described in terms of the physico-chemical and bacterial environmental conditions. Much of the understanding comes from considerations of cemetery studies and experimentation with adipocere. The understandings are relevant for further studies in cemetery management, exhumations, forensic investigations and...

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Which would you prefer... HONESTY or LOYALTY? Honesty...period

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When your life is through and the angels ask you to recall the thrill of them all. What will you tell them? The SEX!!!!....man that was the life...;)

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How do I upgrade my girlfriend? WEST COAST CUSTOMS BABY!!!!!! Big screen on her back for those dog style positions and a cup holder on the head!!....what a question...;)

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How many tattoos do have on your body? If so would you do more than what you have? 28 tattoos....;)

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What do you for fun with your family when the power goes out? Scare the hell out of them till the power comes back on....make sure to deny it...;)

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What is the most stupid thing you have ever heard anyone say? "im sorry I couldnt see you because my earplugs were in"...;)

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What one item should your home never run out of? Never run out of the shower before dring off....;)

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Can you actually describe Pamela Anderson's cleavage in one word? uuuhhhhhgggggg!!!!! *drooling*...;)

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What can be done about diarrhea for 3 straight weeks. GO TO A DAMN DOCTOR!!!!....;)

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What ever happened to Monica Lewinsky? She is probably still trying to get that dress cleaned or waiting in line for the next President...;)

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Is it possible for anyone to be able to wrap their fingers around their bicep? no....not me..i have 20 1/2 inch arms...;)

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Were you put on earth to serve a purpose? Yes to make people smile...;)

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What age do you think it appropriate for a young girl/boy to start dating? I have a daughter so i will say 18...;)

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How do you define nuclear family? I would accociate the term with a group belonging to nuclear devices...;)

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What is the longest river in the world? The Nile

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Some people eat cold pizza for breakfeast ( I just did) what other, " non breakfeast type" of food do you start you day off with ? ( I often have soup 1st thing in the morning) Steak and Potatoes...;)

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The back of the U.S. Dollar Bill has an unfinished pyramid with 13 steps. There is an eye within a triangle above the pyramid; light radiates from the eye. What does this mean? To the left is the reverse of the seal which portrays an unfinished pyramid. The separated cap of the pyramid, portraying the all-seeing eye, symbolizes that the United States is still far from finished. The shadow cast by the pyramid from the rising sun represents the undiscovered lands to the west. The sun, which is rising, represents that a new nation has begun. The Latin phrase Annuit...

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Does it irritate you to see an utter disregard of proper punctuation, spelling and grammar, too? No....

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Do you believe its possible to sell your soul? If you don't think you have one, would you sell what you don't have to me? Shouldnt pay for something you cant see....i can tell you that you have my soul but you just might have my sisters...you would never know the difference...;)

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A man who raped a 10-year-old girl twice will be free in just weeks after a British judge ruled the victim was "dressed provocatively". What do you think of the Judge's decision? I say throw the judge in a jail where he should be raped by a gang of men then have the 10 year old rule that he was dressed to provocatively.....;)

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What percentage of you is kind and what percentage is unkind? I am 51% Sweetheart and 49% asshole....so dont push it!!!.....;)

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What street would you feel most comfortable living on if you lived on a monopoly board? Chance....i would love to live on chance...;)

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What's your least favorite bill? Telephone.....it is never a set rate....always up or down...and charges that arent yours....;)

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When you're watching a streaming video online and it suddenly stops because it has to buffer? What happens when it is buffering and why does it buffer? Its called bandwidth.....your connection is trying to keep up with the speed of the server it is coming from....;)

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Why does my two month old cat bite Teething.....;)

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Hey i've got a problem where on my 32Mb MAX memory card it says there is no data but there's only 28,920Kb left. If you know a solution to this problem, please reply. Do not reply to this if you do not know the answer! The disk hasnt been formated or the disk is corrupt...;)

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What's your favorite part about your life? The breathing...with out that I would be lost....;)

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What was your very first memory? To when I was 1 and fell out of a 2 story building window and landed flat on my diaper...no broken bones...;)

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How would you describe the flavor of cola? CRAP!!!....after a mint or halls in your mouth...;)

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Who kept the first slaves? Actually slavery started in Africa among the tribes...trading their own for weapons, food, etc....It expanded to Europe (Dutch) and then became a world renown fad that traveled to America. ;)

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Will you be my mummy? Sorry, my breasts are not lactating at this time....try again some other time...;)

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How come Canada can afford to have free health care but US can't? Greedy politicians.....;)

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What kind of non-human animals have been known to do oral sex? Monkeys or apes....;)

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Is the insistence on really complex and frequent changing passwords for security reasons actually counter-productive, because the more complex a password is, and the more often it changes, the more likely someone is to need to write it down to remember? Yes....it improves the security against idenity theft....;)

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Would anybody on here could comsider themselves nympho's? All men are Nymphos.....;)

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Magnum .45 or Magnum .357? .357 Taurus with Hollow points.....

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Why do you believe in God? One God.....

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How can I, an american, get a divorce from my Jordanian husband who lives in Jordan if he refuses to sign to receive the papers? Check with your local courts but most states have process by default....which is serving him through the local newspaper there in your town....;)

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Did your upbringing have a positive or negative psychological impact upon you? Both...I wouldnt be who I am today without it...;)

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Who is/was the toughest person you have ever known? Me.....;) to put up with the shit I have dealt with and the things I have done and seen.....definitely me...;)

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Did Anyone Else See The Departed As A Failure? I thought the ending could have been better......But I liked it alot...;)

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If you have a child that is disfigure and you go somewhere public together(examples:7th eleven,restaurant,etc) and a stranger insults and criticizes your child, what would you do? First I would look at them and ask "Great look at the adult acting like a 4 year old" as loud as I could to embarrass him/her. If they persisted, If it was a guy, I would slam his head into the slurpee machine and say "now look at you...your disfigured too" and just point and laugh......If it was a girl well, I would repeat the above statement and then let my sister know who...

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If you had to "turn tricks" because of bad financial times. What would be the lowest price or commodity that you would accept in exchange for sexual favors? Damn....hard question....but if I had to put a price on it....no less than $50....;)

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Have you ever farted at work? Were you embarrassed? Yes i have and no i wasnt embarrassed...I cleared the room....alone time..;)

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What should you not eat when you're drunk? Shit...that would not be good...;)

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Have you asked yourself if your memories are actually real, or if it's possible that they've been distorted by time? My mind is distorted.....so who knows...;)

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What is your motto in life? "Love those who hate you because it will make them hate you more".....;)

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Why? Why Not???

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Why do drivers not use the cruise control feature, on their automobile? it saves gasoline and a speeding citation. Speeding Citations..yes...gas no......it actually burns up more fuel trying to stay at a constant speed...especially uphills and downhills.

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How many cavities have you had in the last 5 years? No cavities......;)

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I am selling a 20 acre farm for $250000. I've owned this property since 2000. The original purchase price was $92,500. This is not my primary residence. What are my tax liabilities? you have to give me half...;)

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When was the last time you went out 'formal?' lol...i havent worn a suit in almost a year...deployed...so a formal going out for me is sleeping in my shorts...;)

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How often do you skip lunch because you're too busy doing other things? Often if I am deployed.....;)

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What is the highest rating of IQ ever recorded? Here you go....www.answerbag.com/q_view/9550 ;)

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What holiday season are you most looking forward to? 4TH OF jULY!!!.....lots of beer!!!...;)

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On three-lane highways, which lane do you prefer to drive in? The fastest one!!!!

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What part of the year dose your electric bill run it's highest?..............M.C.S. Summer.....i buy every fan in the store.....;)

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What was the last movie you saw for the first time? Howard the Duck...stupidest movie.....bleeech!!

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As a child what were your favourite comics / magazines? MAD!!!!

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Do you get much rain in you're area? always..but the weather is wierd....wash your car no clouds in the sky...wax it and then it pours....;(

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Do you prefare contemporary or antique furniture? Contemporary or Modern....;)

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What do you soldiers think about this new promotion point worksheet? Is it better or worse? I think they should go back to the way it was before...You had to take a SQT (Skill Qualification Test) before you were even considered....now they hand out promotions like it was candy....;)

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Do you play the clarinet? Once or twice....;)

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If the capital/childish pronunciation of A is 'Ah'... B is 'Buh'... 'C is Cuh'... D is 'Duh'... E is 'Eh'... (rather than ay, bee, see, dee, ee) what is it for X? X is prounounced zah

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Will i damage a nintendo ds game cart if i eject it when the game is still on? no

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If you could chose your death but it had to be tragic and you would have to get murdered...what would you like it to be?....i would like for them to shoot me in the head first and then cut me up into little pieces, put me in a box and send me to alaska:D Shot in the head while I sleep.....More peaceful

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Do commandos go commando? Sure do...its is called crotch rot....when you are on a mission and your underwear is soaked from sweat then dries again, so on, etc....you get really raw....so yes 97% of the time we do...;)

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Does anyone have any ideas where the antichrist may reside right now? (This is a serious question) Yes....

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What information could you give me about the dalai llama? They dont drink Coke....;)

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How old are you? I will always be 26....;)

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If you saw two homeless people having sex in a park, what would you think? That is their idea of the Nature Channel?....;)

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What's the worst form of physical punishment that you have been subject to? being cooped up in a 55 gallon drum with the lid closed for 24+ hours, naked, with a hole the size of a Half Dollar to breathe through.....that was both mental and Physical....SERE School...;)

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What, do you think, is the key to writing great lyrics? emotions....they are sincere and so easy to see....;)

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I told my best friend that i liked him romanticaly and he has not responded yet what should i do? Be patient...pressuring him may lead to a frustrated answer......he knows....just wait...;)

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When I say "Holy Smokes"... What is your first thought? Cheech and Chong...Up in Smoke...;)

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