Answerbag: ChelseaMark's answers

Answer to What is your view on an 18 year old girl in love with a 54 year old man?

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:18:30 -0800

What is your view on an 18 year old girl in love with a 54 year old man?

♫Three times a lady....♫

Answer to The last time you used an egg, what did you use it for?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:54:50 -0700

The last time you used an egg, what did you use it for?

Boiled it , painted a willy on it and gave it to me brother for Christmas.

Answer to What do you miss most from the 90's?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:27:28 -0700

What do you miss most from the 90's?

Being able to dance at a wedding without taking a breather through the first song !!

Answer to Using only one word describe something that angers you.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:25:29 -0700

Using only one word describe something that angers you.

Selfishness.

Answer to How do you get a cat to come home?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:46:06 -0700

How do you get a cat to come home?

Ring him on his mobile and tell him the dog's eating his dinner.

Answer to I have just downloaded an mp3 album off play.com for the first time. It is now in my music on my computer. Now how do i put this on my apple ipod using Itunes?

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:02:54 -0700

I have just downloaded an mp3 album off play.com for the first time. It is now in my music on my computer. Now how do i put this on my apple ipod using Itunes?

i've tried that mate but it won't have it. the album's in a zipped folder , is this maybe the problem ?

Answer to How many meters is 45.89 cm?

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:23:32 -0700

How many meters is 45.89 cm?

.4589 meters. You divide by a hundred hence moving the decimal points two places to the left.

Answer to What do you like to eat to cheer yourself up?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:50:47 -0700

What do you like to eat to cheer yourself up?

Clowns , 'cos they taste funny.

Answer to When you were little, what was the 1st sport you wanted to play?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:38:54 -0700

When you were little, what was the 1st sport you wanted to play?

Football , as a kid in London I didn't know there was any other sports !!!!

Answer to What if your cell phone fell in the toilet, what would you do?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:32:28 -0700

What if your cell phone fell in the toilet, what would you do?

Go downstairs , ring your phone up , rush back up and have a lovely bubbly bidet on yer backside.

Answer to Is there a song that seems to sum up your entire life? if so what song is it? for me its eminem-beautiful.

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:27:53 -0700

Is there a song that seems to sum up your entire life? if so what song is it? for me its eminem-beautiful.

Unfortunately.

Answer to What's the first song that comes to your mind for the Who?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:49:42 -0700

What's the first song that comes to your mind for the Who?

My Generation , without a doubt.

Answer to What's the biggest lie you ever said to someone after sex?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:44:37 -0700

What's the biggest lie you ever said to someone after sex?

You liked that.

Answer to Do you think it is wrong to mess around with your neighbor?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:26:42 -0700

Do you think it is wrong to mess around with your neighbor?

Yeah. Sorry forget this. Had photo to go with answer but it won't let me upload it.

Answer to Why are you not in bed?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 08:04:09 -0700

Why are you not in bed?

My dog just did a poop in it.

Answer to Which country has the most beautiful women? and in which the most attractive men?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:47:33 -0700

Which country has the most beautiful women? and in which the most attractive men?

Sweden ,without a doubt.

Answer to Main reason to eat healthy?

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:33:44 -0700

Main reason to eat healthy?

More stamina in bed.

Answer to What do law enforcement agencies do with confiscated drugs?

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:49:36 -0700

What do law enforcement agencies do with confiscated drugs?

Have a party man.

Answer to What do u do when your madly in love with a celebrity that doesn't know u even exist?

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 10:18:52 -0700

What do u do when your madly in love with a celebrity that doesn't know u even exist?

See a shrink.

Answer to What are some things to do on facebook? I just joined and....theres nothing there!

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 12:40:43 -0700

What are some things to do on facebook? I just joined and....theres nothing there!

First of all get a load of friends on there and then look at their profiles and you'll soon pick up the things that go on. At first I agree, you think what's all the fuss about ? But as you add friends it all becomes clear , you get addicted and never look back. :-)

Answer to What best piano song have you ever heard of?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:57:42 -0700

What best piano song have you ever heard of?

Bruce Hornsby - The way it is.

Answer to It is assumed that "jokesters"...those who love to play jokes on others... can take it as well as dish it out. Have you ever known a "jokester" who dished it out but had a "hissy fit" when the joke was on him/her?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 05:31:18 -0700

It is assumed that "jokesters"...those who love to play jokes on others... can take it as well as dish it out. Have you ever known a "jokester" who dished it out but had a "hissy fit" when the joke was on him/her?

I know a lot of these and it's because they crave attention. They don't like it when they have the joke returned because they're basically insecure .

Answer to What DEAD musician (of any era) would you have liked to see perform in concert more than any other?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:20:12 -0700

What DEAD musician (of any era) would you have liked to see perform in concert more than any other?

john Lennon.

Answer to Name one thing that is usually made of some type of glass

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:06:54 -0700

Name one thing that is usually made of some type of glass

Sand.

Answer to When you were in High School what did you want to be when you grew up? Did you make it?

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:26:44 -0700

When you were in High School what did you want to be when you grew up? Did you make it?

I wanted to be a comedian , and yes , I made it. I'm now a member of Parliament.

Answer to Who is your favorite music artist and why?

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:52:04 -0700

Who is your favorite music artist and why?

OASIS.

Answer to George Walker Bush is _________. Finish the sentence.

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:26:47 -0700

George Walker Bush is _________. Finish the sentence.

crusty

Answer to Does anybody knows where Osama bin Laden is right now?

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 10:08:40 -0700

Does anybody knows where Osama bin Laden is right now?

Playing bingo.

Answer to What are some funny ways of saying you are going to the toilet?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:18:58 -0700

What are some funny ways of saying you are going to the toilet?

I'm off to lay a cable.

Answer to What's another name for a toilet?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:36:33 -0700

What's another name for a toilet?

White Hart Lane.

Answer to Why do you two make a good couple?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:30:36 -0700

Why do you two make a good couple?

Cos we gay and ugly and don't care man !!!!! Just hope we ain't related !!!

Answer to Do you cut the grass/lawn?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:26:46 -0700

Do you cut the grass/lawn?

I pour whiskey on it and it comes up half cut.

Answer to What helps you wake up in the morning?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:25:30 -0700

What helps you wake up in the morning?

Me girlfriend doing a botty burp.

Answer to Do ducks have friends or do they mainly stick with family?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:24:24 -0700

Do ducks have friends or do they mainly stick with family?

My mates a duck and he's got 37 friends on facebook.

Answer to What's the longest you've driven without car insurance?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:22:46 -0700

What's the longest you've driven without car insurance?

Twenty yards. The bloody policeman was at the end of me drive.

Answer to What do i do if the guy i like is dating someone else?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:20:49 -0700

What do i do if the guy i like is dating someone else?

Wait and hope.

Answer to How do birds communicate with each other?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:19:43 -0700

How do birds communicate with each other?

Bird calls. Just asked me avatar.

Answer to Do you talk to your wife every day?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:18:48 -0700

Do you talk to your wife every day?

No , she's dead.

Answer to How do you stop from breaking up with your girlfriend?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:17:33 -0700

How do you stop from breaking up with your girlfriend?

Blackmail her.

Answer to The ugliest article of clothing I have ever seen looks like...

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:21:14 -0700

The ugliest article of clothing I have ever seen looks like...

This willy warmer.

Answer to I want to name one of my boys Sparrow. Any thoughts?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:00:20 -0700

I want to name one of my boys Sparrow. Any thoughts?

It's ok but won't he have white poop.

Answer to How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:52:38 -0700

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Don't plug him in.

Answer to Do you know anyone that has had or does have the swine flu?

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:31:45 -0700

Do you know anyone that has had or does have the swine flu?

yes , and they;ve had it it for two WHHHEEEKKSS !! Say it in a piggy stylee

Answer to What do you like about Sunday's?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:31:08 -0700

What do you like about Sunday's?

The end of it.

Answer to Can you think of a song about an imaginary place?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:19:26 -0700

Can you think of a song about an imaginary place?

Xanadu.

Answer to Name 1 way you know that your having good sex?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:00:21 -0700

Name 1 way you know that your having good sex?

My porn dvd tops the best sellers list.

Answer to What made you seek out plastic surgery?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:32:08 -0700

What made you seek out plastic surgery?

I was eating a toffee and my face got stuck.

Answer to Egg + Onion + Potato =?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:27:50 -0700

Egg + Onion + Potato =?

Botty burps in the middle of the night.

Answer to Who would be a cool roommate to have?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:26:47 -0700

Who would be a cool roommate to have?

A snowman.

Answer to Do snakes have legs?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:25:56 -0700

Do snakes have legs?

Yeah , an ex girlfriend was a right snake and she had two.

Answer to Are you hot in bed?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:24:31 -0700

Are you hot in bed?

Only in a house fire.

Answer to Especially or Specially? What's the difference?

Thu, 28 May 2009 01:47:12 -0700

Especially or Specially? What's the difference?

Had to make a quick return mate. Congratulations. Shut all the Man u idiots over here and with a fair ref !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you and your family are keeping well. Bless yer. Mark.

Answer to What's the oldest thing that you've ever found?

Thu, 21 May 2009 09:35:14 -0700

What's the oldest thing that you've ever found?

My grandad down the back of the sofa.

Answer to Name something you saw wrong today.

Thu, 21 May 2009 09:32:03 -0700

Name something you saw wrong today.

A plank of wood , I cut my finger.

Answer to How can a man get a girl friend when his age is above50?

Thu, 21 May 2009 09:30:33 -0700

How can a man get a girl friend when his age is above50?

A Brad Pitt mask , some viagra and a stolen flash fast car.

Answer to There is a robber in my school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the hell do I do?

Thu, 21 May 2009 09:23:48 -0700

There is a robber in my school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the hell do I do?

Put him on the end of your pencil.

Answer to [ FUN Q ] I surely deserve something more than just a ________ ! (fill in the blank )

Fri, 01 May 2009 11:24:16 -0700

[ FUN Q ] I surely deserve something more than just a ________ ! (fill in the blank )

...lump of donkey poop.

Answer to I have a pain in the crease of my left leg . It starts at the pelevic area and goes straight to the crease of my leg . Sometimes its very hard to walk sometimes it even brings me to my knees . I had a back injury 10 months ago. Still off work.Help Me

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 12:44:12 -0700

I have a pain in the crease of my left leg . It starts at the pelevic area and goes straight to the crease of my leg . Sometimes its very hard to walk sometimes it even brings me to my knees . I had a back injury 10 months ago. Still off work.Help Me

I'm not a doctor but it could be sciatica which is a trapped nerve, this could've been a result of your back injury. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sciatica

Answer to Have you ever had an x-ray (xray)?

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:49:35 -0700

Have you ever had an x-ray (xray)?

Loads of times. If you're about to have one , don't worry , it's painless and doesn't take long.

Answer to Why did the easter bunny skip my house last year?

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:57:23 -0700

Why did the easter bunny skip my house last year?

Last years one had big legs.

Answer to How can I tell how old my rabbit is?

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 12:14:53 -0700

How can I tell how old my rabbit is?

Count the candles on his cake at his next birthday party.

Answer to Are you comfortabe nude in front of other people?

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:02:18 -0700

Are you comfortabe nude in front of other people?

Not really, do you blame me.

Answer to How could you make your first date with someone really akward?

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:58:13 -0700

How could you make your first date with someone really akward?

Fart at the dinner table.

Answer to What are you waiting for?

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:57:42 -0700

What are you waiting for?

My mate to buy a round in the pub.

Answer to Best / favorite male cologne.

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:48:15 -0700

Best / favorite male cologne.

Davidoff Cool Water.

Answer to What makes a man lose interest in sex?

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:44:58 -0700

What makes a man lose interest in sex?

If the female does a botty burp.

Answer to Describe a news programme in 1 word

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:26:19 -0700

Describe a news programme in 1 word

Misery.

Answer to What is the meaning of whatever life brings?

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:34:49 -0700

What is the meaning of whatever life brings?

Que Sera Sera , whatever will be will be.

Answer to Do you like to play soccer(football),and whose your best player?

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:27:51 -0700

Do you like to play soccer(football),and whose your best player?

I used to play all the time and my favourite player of recent times is the little genius Gianfranco Zola.

Answer to Still being hunted by the bitch,but why?

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:21:04 -0700

Still being hunted by the bitch,but why?

Have you still got her Britney cd ?

Answer to [Fun Q] A person has killed 40 people, raped 100 girls and has robbed 24 banks. Think of any suitable punishment?

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:20:18 -0700

[Fun Q] A person has killed 40 people, raped 100 girls and has robbed 24 banks. Think of any suitable punishment?

Chop his willy off and put it in a gun and shoot it at his face.

Answer to Your life would suck without who?

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:41:55 -0700

Your life would suck without who?

My teeth.

Answer to Why do Americans hate the French so much?

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:38:32 -0700

Why do Americans hate the French so much?

Their fries make them fat.

Answer to Is there any special ways to make a child walk faster

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 06:33:52 -0700

Is there any special ways to make a child walk faster

Tie a lollypop to a bit of string on the end of a length of bamboo and dangle it in front of them as you walk quickly behind them.

Answer to Where could my black duffel bag be?

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:15:02 -0700

Where could my black duffel bag be?

Down the back of the sofa ?

Answer to Best way to get your ex back?

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:13:12 -0700

Best way to get your ex back?

Win the lottery.

Answer to Im making pie and cant decide what filling to make. What is your favourite pie fillings? I need Ideas

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:07:52 -0700

Im making pie and cant decide what filling to make. What is your favourite pie fillings? I need Ideas

Squirrel and onion gravy .

Answer to If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:48:54 -0700

If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

But of course.

Answer to Is the English Premier League currently the best soccer league in the world as at 2009?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:31:31 -0700

Is the English Premier League currently the best soccer league in the world as at 2009?

In my opinion it is , though I like watching the Spanish League as well. Four English teams are in the last eight of the Champions League which I think supports my opinion.

Answer to Whats a nice baby girl name?

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:04:12 -0700

Whats a nice baby girl name?

Chelsea.

Answer to Do your neighbors ever mow thw lawn very early in the morning?

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 09:16:31 -0800

Do your neighbors ever mow thw lawn very early in the morning?

Yeah , especially when a delivery van turns up in the street. Nosey gits !!

Answer to What is the best thing that you used or use for acne

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:17:59 -0800

What is the best thing that you used or use for acne

A mask.

Answer to Why does woman needs a man...?

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:16:04 -0800

Why does woman needs a man...?

Willy.

Answer to What are bananas good for?

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:36:51 -0800

What are bananas good for?

Yeah , as long as you don't slip on them 'cos then you can end up in hospital.

Answer to What is something that might make your heart pump faster?

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:48:31 -0800

What is something that might make your heart pump faster?

Kylie Minogue with no clothes on.

Answer to Which singer has the most recognizable voice?

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:03:44 -0800

Which singer has the most recognizable voice?

Roy Orbison.

Answer to You want................?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:19:53 -0800

You want................?

Peace man.

Answer to Have you ever kept wanting someone that didn't want you?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:17:38 -0800

Have you ever kept wanting someone that didn't want you?

Yeah. Kylie.

Answer to When you are talking to someone do you like to maintain eye contact?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:15:30 -0800

When you are talking to someone do you like to maintain eye contact?

I'd like to but I can't.

Answer to What is the functions of bones

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:46:51 -0800

What is the functions of bones

To keep your body together !!!

Answer to How do you go about cutting a long story short?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:45:23 -0800

How do you go about cutting a long story short?

Have a lie in and don't bother starting it !!

Answer to On a scale of 1-10 how well do you like your S/O body?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:44:27 -0800

On a scale of 1-10 how well do you like your S/O body?

Nought.

Answer to Anyone in need of a totally loyal friend that won't screw you over?

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 09:08:18 -0800

Anyone in need of a totally loyal friend that won't screw you over?

You mean they do them !!

Answer to What are you currently hearing or listening to?

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:19:02 -0800

What are you currently hearing or listening to?

The Amorphous Andronogous - A psychedelic bubble exploding in your mind.

Answer to How does McDonald's cook its eggs?

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:17:23 -0800

How does McDonald's cook its eggs?

On a McGrill.

Answer to The next time you open your fridge, what is the first thing you see?

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:41:54 -0800

The next time you open your fridge, what is the first thing you see?

Just beer.

Answer to The next time you open your fridge, what is the first thing you see?

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:47:04 -0800

The next time you open your fridge, what is the first thing you see?

Beer , and more , plus some stuff to put in a sandwich.

Answer to How do you find out someone's ring size without them knowing?

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 11:32:19 -0800

How do you find out someone's ring size without them knowing?

Make a pudding with whipped cream on it and then dare them to stick their finger in it and lick it. I bet you they will . When they leave the room get your ruler out.

Answer to When will world governments admit to UFO's?

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 11:28:26 -0800

When will world governments admit to UFO's?

Can't believe they didn't after ET.

Answer to What's the worst, cruelest, most hurtful thing you've ever said to someone? Did you mean it?

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 11:16:30 -0800

What's the worst, cruelest, most hurtful thing you've ever said to someone? Did you mean it?

My nan blamed me for a fart at the dinner table one day so I nicked her false teeth and stuck them in the dog food.