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Do the Republicans just want to see anything Obama is for go down or is there an actual reason to oppose gays in the military? Just as husbands and wives can't serve in the same unit, the same restriction should be imposed. When I'm in combat, I want my unit members watching my a$$, not worried about his/her lover and whether they'll ever be together again. There would be tremendous problems if they were in the same unit, let alone same foxhole.

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Sillyville has a bunch of Ginger...it was a good harvest...now what should we do with it? What pairs up well with ginger? Captain Morgan and Ginger Ale, YO !!

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Is the ozone hole a problem Mutations, skin cancer, and other factors are more likely if/when there is reduced ozone.

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Would it be unreasonable to ask caretaker to call before entering apartment? There are little things that are getting fixed(slowly), and I feel this constant in &out is an invasion of my privacy. Plus he is not telling me when he is coming in. Based on our limited engagements, I could see why the caretaker might be enticed to frequently visit you. Take it as a compliment (from me as well as the caretaker), and let the caretaker know that you appreciate your privacy and would welcome at least five minutes to throw the weatherman out before s/he comes to visit.

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Are you a heartbreaker? Do you prefer Led Zeppelin's "Heartbreaker" or Rolling Stones "Do Do Do Do Do (Heartbreaker")?

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Anyone out there with a genetically flat butt been able to achieve a new rear with exercise? What exercise? I'll practice with you. It may not make your butt bigger, but might increase your belly for 9 months.

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Who out there REFUSES to get the H1N1 vaccine? Why? I'll post a link here soon. Since I'm not in the most threatened populace group, I'll pass.

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Should we go to Mars and reproduce? My place is closer.....

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Are the British going to bail out Dubai? Only if they make England as big as Greenland on their "map of the world" :D

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A boy has a toy, but a man has a ______. Credit Card Bill. The only difference between men and boys are the games they play and the price of their toys. (not original)

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Whats the point of living if someone is hated by everyone? Duh! You're obviously hanging around the wrong people! Duh!

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Im going to get a kitten, what should i name it? Surrogate Lover

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Can you recommend a good restaraunt near you? Kitty Knight House (that's an internet search!)

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The surviving members of the Bee Gees keep throwing stones at my greenhouse & peeing on my Zucchinis. What can I do? As the Daleks would say, "Exterminate!"

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Yes or No, you have had a close encounter of the third kind? No. I've never been in a menage a trois.

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Is the ABer "dani" more sweet or more naughty?=D Dunno. Don't Care. But thanks for letting me answer! +5

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What is something that grows on trees? Families.

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Why do you think god is real? There's too much reality in people and life on earth for it to occur (and continue have occurred) "accidentally".

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Do you always cite and attribute quotations you may use here on AB? I try to be honest, here on AB and elsewhere.

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What's one thing that makes YOU think a girl just might be a slut? Pictures of her private areas on You Tube, Facebook, or Craig's List.

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What are you doing in my fridge? Making sure the temperature's cold enough. If not, we'll have to eat and drink all this stuff before it spoils.....

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I'm writing a book. What should the last name of one of my characters be? Her 1st name is Violet. Indigo. Or Van Halen.

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If i were to kill a man on christmas day, would god/jesus forgive me of my sin if i asked him to?( im not going to kill a man on christmas day) In my mind, I can't see how that day would be any more or less significant than any other day. Murder is STILL Murder. That's like saying, "If I don't kill on the Sabbath, or Sunday, is it OK?". The answer's the same. Murder is Murder. Well, Will.

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I am 18yrs old and never had a girl friend. I had so many crushes on many girls but too shy to act. Will I end being alone for the rest of my life?:( :( :( :( No. You will wind up marrying the first girl to "Throw Herself" at you. Good Luck! (seriously)

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Do doctors get the best pick of women? They probably get the best view of the outside. And probably the best pick of the nurses. Otherwise, no.

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Is your job who you really are? There is more to my life than my job.

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Can you give me ONE word to describe how your day has been so far? Chaotic

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Today i slipped and fell i caught my thumb on the waydown and bent it back pretty good now its swollen and i cant grasp anything the swelling seems to be coming from the first joint where my thumb meets my hand is this serious mypain is moderate to severe Could be dislocated. See a doc.

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Have you ever took notice on T.V. news, female weather forecasters are often pregnant? The anchorman gets them every time.

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Is Obama's birth certificate a fair question? Yeah. How does he get a passport to go to all those foreign countries without a Birth Certificate? I think he's getting special privileges because he's The President. I mean, does he ever have to go through "Customs"? Or even a Department of Agriculture inspection?

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If your neighbors found you lying in the middle of the road snoring what would *they* think? That must have been SOME party!

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What would u do if u had super natural power? Suppress all questions about superpowers on AB.

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What do you do when some one doesn't want you there? leave physically; remain spiritually if you feel the need.

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Do you believe the Afgan war is winnable? Let's see.....Alexander the Great couldn't hold it. The Persians couldn't. The Romans couldn't. Ghengis Khan couldn't. The Ottoman Turks couldn't. The British (from India) couldn't. The Soviets couldn't. But NATO thinks it can. What do you think? . Oh, and since when did Afghanistan become associated with the "North Atlantic"?

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Did Jesus die on the Cross? or in Kashmir of old age? Jesus is alive in the hearts of his disciples :)

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Have you ever walked in on your parents while they were having sex? thankfully, no.

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What do you think about this phrase?..."You're an idiot if you don't know how to text...idiot!" Sounds like an ID ten T problem. (ID 10 T) <geek speak>

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Do you know any good poems about Trains?..Or Nursery Rhymes? How about a commercial with a catchy jingle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSlyoVTX3I

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How is global warming affecting the Great Lakes? Probably not much as far as the "lake level", as they're all 100+ ft above sea level. Might affect ice cover in the winter.

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What is more fun than dating? Are we talking "horizonal" or "vertical" dating?

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Republicans: Is Sarah Palin really the best you got? That's some pretty weak artillery if you ask me (Remember: Even Howard Stern has had a best selling book. Two of them). She's a heckuva lot hotter than Nancy Pelosi, who's "room temperature" at best.

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How many times should a man allow himself to be hit in anger by his wife before he divorces her? not once more than the last time

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Who wears the "pants" in your family? We like to get in each other's pants :D

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How do you EAT cheese? .. Any which way I can. Luv it!

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I am pretty much willing to follow any ( vegetarian ) diet and whatever else I need to do ( Except running. I hate running. ) To lose 40-60 lbs in 6 months. I am currently 5'6 and 175 lbs,Give or Take a few. Stay away from refined sugars and fatty products. And limit your intake of carbs. Eat filling foods. Apples are in season. Bananas are also filling. And celery is almost negative calories, as your digestive system needs more calories to process it than it provides. Always eat breakfast as it jump-starts your metabolism for the day. Walking 20 minutes a day, even slow walking, is also...

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Other than a car, what was the last type of transportation that you used? Pedestrian activities.

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Im 15 and i need some new life experiences....any ideas???(fun and exciting please!) Do something to improve yourself, whether physically, socially, spritually, intellectually, etc. Or more than one of the above. Make yourself a better person than you are today. +5

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Is your personal Truth connected with Absolute Truth? There is no way To know for sure It's faith, I guess.

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Can you think of a word that spells the same backwards as it does forwards? noon

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I'm far too busy to _______? worry

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How do you know when your meant to be together for life........... Let me know if you find out, OK?

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Do you take precautions? It would be unwise not to plan at least somewhat for the unexpected.

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When you were a kid what did you do at the playground? We had woods and fields. Football and baseball in the fields. Weirder games in the woods. Like "army", "capture the flag", riding bikes, and generally being "away from the house", where we might get volunteered for chores.

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Can we please go to bed now? After you, after all, it was your idea. But don't be surprised if I stay up late.

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Be honest; do you have a porn video to your cellular phone?. . Honestly, no. Not my style.

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Why don't people just build a dirtman if they live in a place where it never snows? "Dirt" lacks the cohesive properties of snow. They could sculpt one out of clay. Or perhaps with dirt or sand and some kind of adhesive.

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What do you think of the saying "happiness is watching your neighbor fall of his roof"? Depends if s/he died or not.....<jk>

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What three words would you use to describe a healthy marriage/relationship? Love, Truth, and I forget the other. Buy my book to find out the rest.....

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Who on answer bag does not live in ohio? I don't. I live in Mary's Land. But I hope to visit Ba-Ba-Baxter sometime. I haven't visited Ohio in about 30 years, except for layovers in airports.

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If love (not sex) could be bought, how much would you pay (not necessarily money, y'know)? intended as a comment and deleted - mark for 5 points.

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But why...? Because.....why not?

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Would you rather be grounded or spanked? Hit me baby, but don't take away my developing freedom. (old school)

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What are some signs, subtle or otherwise, that someone is inherently a pedophile? I'm sure psychologist, sociologist, philosophers, law enforcement, and, especially parents, would love to know the answer. I don't think there's any "all inclusive" answer..... otherwise, we'd have them all living together in a "special home", with or without their hearts still beating.

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Do you think it is okay if someone chooses not to wear a seat belt when travelling in a car? If you're in the front seat of my car, or vice versa, it's required in my life.

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Have you ever eaten buffalo? No, but I've fed one..... http://www.gypsyhavenmorgans.com/Buffy.htm

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What is a clever response to the question "What's up?" Uptown girl, living in her uptown world.....

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What are babies born without? prejudice

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What gets real old, real fast? Lies, and liars.

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If you change the name of "answerbag" of this web what would it be? Tom-AB. ps - check out Tom-FM, coming to a radio station near you....

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Name a modern convenience that you cannot live without when you are camping? I can pretty much get by with water, food, shelter, clothing, and a first aid kit. A nice knife is very useful, however, as is a candle lantern. And if the weather is cool or cold, a sleeping bag (or two).

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Do you follow the first religion you have ever tried? Pretty much. I was raised Methodist, but my cousins were other Protestant faiths. So, I've been to Lutheran, Baptist, Presbyterian, etc churches. Been to Mass a few times and to Jewish weddings and other celebrations, but never in Temple. I've been accosted by Hare Krishna's in NYC, but that doesn't count. Neither do the zealots of other faiths who attempt to visit me...

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Why is there a pair of underwear on your head? You mean they're not a new kind of ear muffs?

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The money we waste on ______ would be better spent on ______. welfare......education.......

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Mens are only attracted to good looking women. Is it true? Of course it's true. To some people. Maybe to you.

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How observations created new theories of the atom? We observe, and adapt scientific theories to match the data of the observations. Has always been thus.

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Which twin should I shake hands with first? Practice being ambidexterous. Then it won't matter.

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Do you keep your cats inside or outside or a combination of both? My pussy is happiest in the bedroom. Except when there's good food in the kitchen.

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Why were there no mosques destroyed in the film 2012? Ask Salman Rushdie.

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Who is more loyal? man or woman? If you lock your spouse and your dog in the car trunk for an hour, which one would be glad to see you when you finally open the trunk?

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How do turkey burritos sound for breakfast tomorrow morning?(scrambled eggs and turkey) Only with lots of hot sauce. No more turkey, please. Just freeze the rest for a week or two, please.

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When is a Federal election most likely to be held in Australia in 2010? Between Jan 2 and Dec 23. Figuring they probably won't hold it on the other 9 days.

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Does Answerbag.com have all of the answers? Not yet. There are still AB questions without answers, and questions yet to be asked.

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Should it be a requirement to view a sonogram and listen to the heartbeat before getting an abortion? Why or why not? Should it be a requirement to watch several murders before buying a gun? Should it be a requirement to watch obese people struggling with their weight and diabetes before purchasing a "supersized value meal"? Should it be a requirement to actually listen to the candidates before you vote? No, rights are rights.

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Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, or Conan O'Brien? Which is your favorite Tonight Show Host? In the order you listed, with Carson being #1.

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What kind of career can I have as an army wife? When my boyfriend and I were entering college, he considered joining ROTC. I told him that I would support his decision, but he ended up deciding against it. Now, however, he is thinking about joining up During my 20 years, almost all in the reserves, I really had a hard time keeping a steady relationship. With one weekend a month, 1 or more deployments of 2 or more weeks per year. And that was before 9/11 and the resultant "over-use" of the reserves. BTW, that's how Clinton "balanced" the budget, by cutting the active forces by about 50%, so we'd have to...

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What are your Best Stupidity Quotes? If your brain was explosive, you couldn't destroy a damn thing. . S/He's hit rock bottom and started to dig. . S/He's got a full six pack, but lacks the plastic thingie to hold it together. . No one's life is a total failure, they can always serve as a bad example. . (PS - don't follow me)

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Things not to stuff down the Toilet? Bowling Ball (interesting story about that one.....)

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Why is killing yourself (suicide) illegal, but abortion (killing someone else) legal? Since abortion is legal, shouldn't suicide be too? Interesting question. As for the legal aspects, let's leave that to the lawyers since they need the money to argue this subject ad infinitum. Philosophically, if you take your own life, you are (in theory) hurting no one but yourself. So, shouldn't it be the other way? With that said, let it be known that I am male, and thus, never have the opportunity or calamity of having to...

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How many words can you make out of juxtaposition In what language(s)? Does it include ancient languages which are no longer spoken (like Latin, Sanscrit)? How about words that sound like that from languages than never were written (like Cherokee)? How about words that have yet to be invented? ;)

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All non-Christians are fools, for they deny the existence of the Biblical God (Pslam 14:1). What do you think? I think you and I have the right to believe what you and I believe. To call another foolish is unwise, and, perhaps, grounds for slander. Ooops, I mean libel, as this was in writing, not verbal. Watch your tongue!!! (and judge not lest ye be judged)

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Atheists-do you know every theist has also been a theist initially? Its Gods gift to him now-would you love to receive it also? The question is leading and biased. Those who believe in something have something to believe in. Those who don't believe in something have nothing to believe in. And if they believe in something, they're not atheists.

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Do you think people are overeacting towards Global Warming? 1. Climate changes naturally. Even catostrophically naturally (like huge volcanic eruptions). 2. They said the same thing about the ozone layer two decades ago, and the truth is, the computer models said that we only needed "one centimeter" to change the climate, but the instrument accuracy at the time was "ten centimeters". 3. In other words, we might have already...

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Do you love your cell phone? Of course I love her. But I don't tell her as often as I should.

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What should the Palestinians do next? Accept that their ancestors' land in Israel is gone, and make the most of the land that Egypt (Gaza strip) and Jordan (West Bank) have given to them. The Germans who used to (or still) live in East Prussia aren't fighting the Polish, Lithuanians, or Russians. Life goes on.

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What three football teams compete for the Commander-in-Chief's Trophy? National Guard, Coast Guard, and Merchant Marines.

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What is the official first day of the week is it Sunday or Monday? Only a one in seven chance that it's today.

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Can you name a female AnswerBagger? Chris, Jerry. No wait, they're guys.

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I'm a girl and I'm bisexual, how do you know when a lesbian or bisexual likes you? One of my specialities is converting Lesbians and Bi-sexuals. Call me at 867-5309.

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Years ago when I was in India I bought a cook book and one of the ingredients was roof tiles, the clay type. No, you don't eat them but apparently they add flavor. Ever tried this? No. We have too much acid rain in America.

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Can you name an Author of a book whose first name begins with an S? Sure.

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What saved the Pilgrims? The 7 wonders of the world: Faith, Hope, Peace, Truth, Love, Time, and Life.

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Are you sad for atheists? Just a little. I mean, we have something to believe in. They have, well, nothing to believe in. :)

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Have you or your partner ever watched TV while having sex? We usually don't "watch" it, but the sound of the TV does help muffle the animal noises that tend to occur during the aforementioned activity.

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Who is credited with making Thanksgiving a national holiday in the US? Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national symbol, but was outvoted. Instead of flying like an eagle we could be frying like a turkey, <jk> :) Not to mention the international aspects of having our national bird be the name of another country....

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Is turkey soup a good way of using leftovers from Christmas or Thanksgiving? I prefer turkey burritos, enchiladas, or quesadillas. The "Mexican" spices seem to be a good change from the "American" turkey. If not on Friday, then by Saturday, a change is really needed. And it also depends on how much you have leftover.

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Are you a good person .. i know i`m not ..? Beware of self-fulfilling prophecies. The human mind is powerful.

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My laptop does not get any form of internet how do i fix this and can i fix this You need access to an ISP (Internet Service Provider). There are four major means, and you still might need an ISP beyond the network aspects. Phone company via telephone line, Cable company via cable line, Wireless via your cell phone account, Wireless via a separate account.

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Why won't parents let thier kid have acell phone at 12 years old Ummmm. Did *YOU* ask them why? Tell them you want to understand their reasons. ****** THEN ****** ask them when you CAN get a cell phone.

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Did you see me behind you in that mirror? No, I was looking straight through to the other side of the looking glass.

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What states mandate an employer pay the final check upon termination of an employee? Federal does not mandate this. I think if they have reason to believe that you have property that belongs to them, they can hold up to one month.

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Bees Gee's yes or no? With our without young Andy?

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Are your first impressions usually correct? I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken. ;)

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Which Greek god/goddess are you? None, or all. I'm nowhere in between.

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How do you choose a menu number when calling a large company when the Word Pad does not work? (2009-11-27) you probably dialed the wrong number. dial 867-5309 and ask for Jenny

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What color is your toilet seat? Naturally white, but sometimes a little bit brown or yellow (yuck) !

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Did you buy anything this Black Friday? A haircut, a 1/4 pounder with cheese, some Rum & Cokes, and 3 4x8 sheets of luaun.

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In order to sustain life on the moon could you build massive glass domes with tree plantations inside for oxygen? F*&K the moon. Mars has much greater potential. The moon might be good for something someday. Besides being a nightlight half the month. And providing tides to affect the seas and other cycles......

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Have you ever seen someone change there life around? Besides me? Yes!

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How many candles on your next birthday cake? Depends on how big the cake is. It's ok to celebrate the future, right? Gimme a hundred, please!

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Has anything in your life changed recently? Hey Foogle loves the Goo. Here's what I have to say to you. Time *and* changes are in moments, not digital time as specified by mere humans in an analog world.

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Is it cheesy to tell somebody to tell somebody else that you like them? Might make you blue if you don't. Mozzarella fella to do? Provolone says don't be alone. Cheddar off if you tell it like it is. Cheesy enough for you?

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What's one word, that starts with an "S", that describes your EX? Sultry

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What did cavemen eat? Cavewomen. (and vice-versa, presumably)

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Happy Thanksgivings everyone! Does everyone have the day off tomorrow? Most Americans do. Except those in vital jobs (air traffic controllers, police, medical, etc...and let's not forget government workers - they're essential)... And those in some retail, gas stations, convenience stores, etc. And those with "Scrooge" as their boss.

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If I go to a community college and then transfer to a university will it hurt my chances of being accepted to medical school? No. Your desire is #1, and it will carry you further than those with higher intelligence and less motivation - rock on doc

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Is an Ice cycle the perfect murder weapon? if not, what is? if you want to go the ironic macabre route.....kill them with a pen....either literally via "dagger" thrusts, or with the thrust of your words.....perhaps words written with the blood of your victim on the pen...

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How much food can one person consume on thanksgiving? Ask the restaurants that run "buffets" on Thanksgiving.

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What do you think of President Obama's unprecedented use of the word "unprecedented"? Whatever. Is he telling the truth when he says it? "Fascinating".

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What is a good trippy movie to watch when your are tripping on acid? "HEAD" by the Monkees.

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Is an Ice cycle the perfect murder weapon? if not, what is? Icicle is pretty good. How about time? Time kills pretty much everything.

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Science or religion? Are they Mutually Exclusive?

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Who are more likely to attend grad school, liberals or conservatives? Liberals. Conservatives are smart enough to go to work with a Bachelor degree. (humor people! and I know the DR's are coming).

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Whats the closest call you had to death? When my X suggested getting back together again. Surely one of us would've killed the other..... :)

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Whats the best way to poisen someone? You can look it up on the internet, under "poison".

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How many anti Christs are there? what is an anti Christ? If you don't know what an "Anti-Christ" is, how can you be certain that any exist at all? +5

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Which ABer do you think You have given the most points to? My most loyal, longest lasting AB friend, Cognition. (don't know why she keeps putting up with my shenanigans....)

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If I had a kissing booth, would you pay a dollar to kiss me? Only a buck? You bet!!! Wonder what you'd do for five bucks? 5 kisses perhaps?

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What is something I should not ask you? Why not.

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Have you ever worked as a "driver" before? (Limo, Taxi, Chauffeur, Bus, Train, Race Car, or anything else) If I can play "Driver Eight", does that count? (artist is REM)

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Do you know what to do? Not always. But I have faith that things will work out alright. For further details, see my PhD dissertation at the University.

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In YOUR opinion, how does a slut, dress? Hard to tell sometimes. They often disguise themselves as regular people. Dressing like your sister or mother, or your xgf!!!! <ha ha ha>

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Have you ever run over someone elses (or your own) pet? What happened? None that I've recognized (God forbid). And for the rest, I didn't stop. I thrust that burden on the Lord.

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Have you ever used more than one roll of duct tape on a single project? If so, what was it? Yes, I finally managed to shut her up.....<ha ha ha>

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Do Dads belong in the delivery room? For a special delivery, yes. Any one not special?

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Have you ever seen a tall elderly person? Isn't "tall" a relative thing? What was tall to Andre the Giant or Wilt Chamberlain?

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Do you believe praying can change human events? Generally speaking, I do not pray for material things. So I can't really answer your question. Sorry. +5

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Would it be easier on you if ab had spell check Or a grammar check, too. Seeing how you left the question mark off your question.

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President Obama urged Congress to hold off investigation of the Fort Hood rampage until law enforcement and military authorities have completed their probe. Do you agree? See LINK: Agree. Let the state and locals complete their study first. I mean, it's possible that the federal government was guilty of neglect in some degree and partially or totally liable for the damage. Though I'm not sure how you can put a value on human life.

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IF your s/o told you it was OK to go out and have an affair ; would you? That statement would cause me to ponder the future of our relationship.....that s/he would suggest such a thing.

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WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way? No. But when a Caucasian appearing, mixed race guy like me can't use the word "nigger", but it is prominently used in rap/hip-hop/urban music by blacks about blacks,.....that's a double standard. Yes, the NAACP is racist. They don't allow whites to join. And if there was a NAAWP, it would be slandered and outlawed. Double standard? nah

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Has Adam Lambert gone too far? Who the fuck is Adam Lambert? Some guy trying to get some publicity so that people like me will know his name? Bull Shit!! I never heard of him until this week. Fuckin' ignore him, please. Otherwise he'll set a precedent for some other jerks trying to make a name for themselves. sick bastards

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Has celebritydom become hereditary? Is it like nobility where to become one you must be descended from one? Yup, politics, too. Al Gore, Senator, son of a Senator, runs against George W. Bush, governor, son of a former President. Hillary and Bill. John F. Kennedy and his brothers and their kids. Beau Biden running for his dad's vacant Senate seat. What's in a name? Apparently alot to some Americans.....

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Are US soldiers glorified welfare recipients essentially involved in "make work" projects--including those in Iraq and Afghanistan? Your country's soldiers defend your right to talk trash like this. -5 for your ignorance and/or arrogance.

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Do you seriously believe every news on the newspapers? Of course, and everything I read on the internet and hear in bars or at the water cooler at work, too.

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Do you think Pres. Obama is incompetent? Or he has the wrong members in his cabinet stirring his judgment? What do you Think? Obama seems fairly competent. The problem is that there are TOO MANY lawyers in Congress. Too interested in filling their pockets and maintaining the status quo. That's your change, Obama supporters. Change Congress!!

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Is the government making money from the War on Drugs? If so how? DUH !!!! The government doesn't make money. They just spend ours. And mostly unwisely, imho.

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Why is it that older people are more conservative and younger people are more liberal? Do most people become conservative as they get older? Yes. Some of the idealism gets compromised by the reality of life.

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Are you snacking on something while browsing AB? What are you eating? Toasted English Muffin with melted Swiss cheese, Roast Beef, and lettuce. Actually, it's dinner. With a couple sourdough pretzels, too.

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Can anyone remember an old science fiction story about a "time elevator"? To prevent paradoxes many floors were locked out. I am not referring to a "space elevator" story. No, but I bet they skipped the 13th floor. Many buildings in cities don't have a 13th floor. If you've never seen one, try NY or Phil.

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Have you ever laid tile flooring? Getting ready to this weekend. Need to do a little "subfloor" work first.

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Have you ever laid your own carpet? I've laid carpet and got laid on carpet. Sorry, calicorey.

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Does the Bible indicate whether the dead know whether they are suffering or not? I'm still trying to figure out how the people who died before Jesus can get into heaven since you need to believe in Jesus's forgiveness of your sins to get into heaven, according to most Christian doctrine.....

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Do you clean your own carpets or do you hire it done? We're supposed to clean them? I just vacuum and replace the carpet every few years.....

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What should be the content of a resignation letter? I answered a question like this last week. Try here: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813303

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I have 2 inch erect dick im 18 is it bad? Stop folding it. Let it expand to its full potential.

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I need math tricks. help! If the sum of the digits in any number is divisible by 3, then the original number is divisible by 3. For instance 1264515436 The sum of 1+2+6+4+5+1+5+4+3+5 = 36 The sum of 3+6 = 9 9 is divisible by 3, so 1264515436 is divisible by 3.

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Have you ever played Backgammon? Is it hard to learn? It's not that difficult to learn, and there are several openings based on strategic principles. However, the strategy is different depending on whether the doubling cube is used or not.

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What gets in your way in your pursuit of happiness? Material things, self interest, misconceived notions about obligations to others, and probably alot more than I can think of right now.

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Is Lady GaGa a member of the illuminati? I hope not, nope.

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What is your email adresses? anonymous@anonymous.org +5

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...just heard there is to be an "waffle" shortage from the pre-made waffle industry...will this affect you?... It's only "Eggo" waffles. And I'm not Eggo-centric. I can do with the store brand just as well if I want the toaster type of waffles.

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I think Miley Cyrus is the sexiest girl in the WORLD. All queries must be phrased in the form of a question.

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I have achieved the level of an AB expert! So what would like to know? Must have been an eye-opening experience. Hope you "saw the light". Do you feel "born again" with achieving this earthly title? Shall the meek inherit the earth? Who would consider boasting about an AB title? . Seriously, best wishes for the future. You have my prayers.

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What new music is on your wish list this season? Tom Petty "live" boxed set. AC/DC rarities boxed set.

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I'm ashamed to have my brother as my brother. What can I do about this? "Destroy All Monsters" (a Godzilla movie). Blood is thicker than water. Love him for what he is. You don't need to hang out with him often, but love him. Love your brother.

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How much of a mess will barak leave THE NEXT PRESIDENT ... MITT ROMNEY... and how badley do you think he will damage this country? Carlos, hate to tell you, but you might be having a premature ejacelection.

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Can my bitch be too big for a smaller male to tie with? If she's in heat and he's willing, they'll find a way. Works that way with humans, too.

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Will capital punishment ever be abolished in America? Nope. It will always be accomplished by criminals via "murder".

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In your opinion, are people basically honest or dishonest? Yes

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What lie have you told during the last 24 hours? I haven't told any. And this would be the first, right?

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What does the Rutherford atomic model say about the positive charge in an atom? Oh, man, negativity just brings me down. Think positive thoughts, Moriarity, think positive.

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If you had $1 to put in a jukebox, what song would you want to hear? Runnin' Down the Dream - Tom Petty. At least at this moment that's it.

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Whats the longest crush you ever had for someone? Is Goldie Hawn still alive? Last I heard.....

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Vegetarians, if we give an animal a sleeping pill, then give it a shot to kill it, is it okay to eat that animal? Probably make you sleepier than turkey....

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So why do Christian women walk around without veils or their heads shaved? 1 Corinthians 11:6: "For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered" (see URL). We were not born with veils and clothing. We were born NAKED. And we should be buried NAKED as well. Except, of course, cremation. Why waste a good outfit (or suit) when you could give it to Goodwill for some deserving person.

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I'm confused. Is it Climate Change or is it Global Warming and when did Algore change it? He changed it right not long after he invented the Internet.

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How does the amount of energy per gram of TNT compare with the energy per gram of a chocolate chip cookie? If reasonably colocated, they have the same potential energy with respect to gravity. On a more humorous side, one gram of TNT can blow your mind, but a gram of cookie isn't likely to blow your diet.

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I'm 8 weeks pregnant and I'm in bed, if not asleep, by 8:00PM, when do I get my energy back? It's not mine, I'm sure of it. But if you need some vitamin O to help with your energy levels, let me know.

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Why did the Obama administration claim to have created jobs in Iowa congressional districts that didn't exist? Political posturing for the 2012 primaries.

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How I want to improve my kicking? What kind of kicking? Football? Karate? I remember an exercise from my military days called "Squat Thrust" that's, at least, a good warm-up for other practicing. Practice. I'd take Matt Stover of the Colts against the Ravens this coming weekend.

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Are there any people who want to be friend with me?I would like to share something through internet. I accepted your invitation. What are you hoping to share? I'll help when I can...,,

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Cookies, cake or candy? cupcakes (with jimmies, or sprinkles if you prefer)

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If you had an unwanted mouse in your house, will you set the trap that kills or the trap that catches live for safe release? I prefer mice with their necks snapped.

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Do you prefer ear wax within your ears, or on the tip of your finger? I usually use my keys or a pen cap..... :-D

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As an adult, how often do you talk with your mother? Not as often as I should or would like, and neither of those is as much as SHE'D like.

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"There used to be an old expression that you have two strikes against you: one as a black and two as a women"...who said this?..Is life more difficult for a black women in American society? Since I am neither, I can't say for sure. But Affirmative Action and EEO have certainly helped.

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How have black women been portrayed in past music and how are they portrayed today? I think women musicians are sex objects. I want them to sing while we're "doin' it".

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My face always be oily.How I want to prevent it? Ummm. Soap and Water more often?

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So my 21st Birthday is coming up. I want to do something classy, but I don't want to spend a lot of money&don't want to drink too much...I was thinking winery, spa....etc I need ideas! Pizza. With or without beer. They're both filling and popular with friends. Or a strip club. But don't stay long.

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Do you think parents should have the right to check your phone and see who you message and call? Yup - you ain't ready for adultery until you're an adult.

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Most scientists are not religious, what does this tell you? Scientology ain't that scientific.

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What is pangaea? It's an island, somewhere near the Islands of Langerhans. A really really big ancient island.

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Are you lying to me? How can you tell whether I'm lying when I respond to this question?

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Do i have to leave my apt. if my lanlord through me out and i have no lease. No. Tenants have rights, even on verbal contracts. Depending on where you live, your payment history, and when s/he told you to get out, you have at least 30 days. Maybe as much as 120 days if you have kids. Make some inquiries to the local govt regarding landlord-tenant relations/court. Note: This will not exempt you from paying any monies due for the time you live/lived there.

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When was the last time you did the "Time Warp"? If you mean from the "rocky" movie. I just don't get it. But I am a Time Traveler.

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Do you think you're normal, abnormal or a teacher? Teacher. No one is a complete failure. People like me can always serve as a bad example to others.

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If you look up what do you see? Literally, coat hangers. Philosophically, hope.

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What was your most scarful (or visit you'll never forget at the dentistoffice)Tell meh 'bout it:) When I got in a fight in college and got one of my front teeth broken. I went to the family dentist, asked him to bill me and not tell my folks. I don't think he did - i was an adult and that's doctor-patient privilege.

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What vegetables does vegetable oil come from? Many oils: peanut, canola, palm, corn, partially-hydrogenated soybeans, olives, sunflower, and more.

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Do you get more productive when your under last minute pressure? No, but I often need the deadline to finish something I really don't want to do.

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Do you think eating fish is more than a religious requirement and may in fact help the brain health? 3-6-9 Omegas. Bigger than all three !!!!

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I am taking you to KFC, what are you going to order? the potato logs - I think they're called "Kentucky fries". Or the mashed potatoes and gravy.....good stuff

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What kind of humor do women most respond to? Good Humor. Chocolate is usually a good bet.

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Anyone else scared of knitting needles or is it just me? I know the FAA banned them on airlines for a period of time after 9-11. Exterminate all Daleks and Kelads.

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I need to hand in a resignation letter tomorrow, any tips? Thank them for the opportunity to work there. Tell them you hope the organization benefitted from your ewxperience when you were there. Perhaps explain that the new job offers greater opportunities for you (life balance, salary, promotion potential, education, experience, etc).

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Did God specify any rules of war? "Thou Shalt Not Murder". Don't kill anyone who isn't fighting. (non combatants)

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Can Internet addiction harm real relationships? No. Yes. Let's discuss this for awhile. OMG, it's 3AM !!

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Do you think there is anything that could have been done to stop the Fort Hood shooting but wasn't? Hindsight is 20/20 or better. Can we stop the "next" time? Maybe.

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If I proposed right now would you say yes? Maybe. What's the proposition? Marriage? Probably not.

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Do you have any cheese in your house? What kind? Cheese Nut here....Havarti, Colby, Provolone, Swiss, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Blue, Gouda, American.....hmmm, I may be missing a couple others...Oh yeah Munster, Jack, Parmesan, Romano, and Ricotta. That might do it.

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Would you ever hit your mom or dad? I hit my Dad during a pickup football game. I can't remember ever hitting my Mom.

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Where are you in your favorite picture of yourself? Front Row Center. I wonder who I'm watching so closely?

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As a child, who did you want to be like when you grew up? God...or Jesus....

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Should the President of the United States bow to the kings of other countries? Jesus said to render unto Caesar what is Caesar's. If their culture expects a bow, render it. But make sure to render unto God what is God's.

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Sesame Street turns 40 this month. What is your favorite Sesame Street moment? Having Captain Kangaroo to watch instead

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Should politicians who cheat on their expenses accounts go to jail? No. They would be a bad influence on the criminals we're trying to rehabilitate.

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When might bigger be better? Paycheck amount

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Where are you most likely to find moose? I usually catch a half dozen of 'em in my traps in the cellar each winter. They really like peanut butter. Gets 'em every time.

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Would you rather have super strength or super intelligence? YOU CANT HAVE BOTH. What about power of invisibility or power to read minds? What I really want is the ability to erase all questions about superpowers on AB. Really. That's what I want.

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I'm REALLY interested in _______. What word (s) can you use to complete the thought? HER

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I went to a party, they had any kind of mix you wanted, but they only had vodka, gin and whiskey, which would you choose? V. Whiskey makes me crazy and gin gets me sick.

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Can you name a country that is known for its beautiful beaches? Long Island. Not sure if they're a separate country, but they sure don't think they're part of New York.

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My husband has accused me of having an internet affair on Answerbag!...I think it's total BS...what do you think? p.s. he will probably read this too... Hmmm. Long distance indiscretion with an American? eh? Sorry to hear your beau is so, so jealous.

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Are you on Santas good boy/girl list?...And what have you asked from Saint Nick? I'm not on the good girl list. Maybe not even on the good boy list, either. I better not ask for more than I need as I usually don't get what I want.

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When did Americans decide that everybody should have what rich people have even if you don't have the money to buy it, and if rich people have more than you have the government should take it from the rich people and give it to you? The EXACT cause of the most recent problems in America. People living in houses they could barely afford, driving SUV's to keep up with the Joneses, and then pushed into serious debt by rising oil prices. Wish I could give you a million points for the question. ENVY - one of the seven deadly sins. COVETING thy neighbor's stuff - violation of one of the 10 commandments.

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What do you like better this winter,boots or shoes? For now, shoes. I need to dig my boots out of the back of the closet before it starts snowing.

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What makes you say, "I HATE it when that happens!"? when something BAD happens to someone GOOD that I know

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What's one brand of candy that you never liked? The "Banana" Runts. Artificial flavor - yuck.

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What might someone run from? The truth

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Do you agree with me that the people on this site almost 24/7 have NO LIFE? I guess a virtual life is better than NO LIFE at all.

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If Obama had an AB account, who do you his user name is? I da man - U da fan

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Should college football have a 64-team playoff system? Eight is Enough.

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Why is NASA sending butterflies into space? NASA isn't charging them anything. They're free to fly. Butterflies are free to fly.

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Can you name something pink? A faux pearl necklace. A pearl necklace.

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Single Men 30-40 yrs old What do you have planned for our blind date? Is a blindfold appropriate?

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How do you pass time? Do we pass time or does time pass us by? Depends on your point of view, doesn't it? Depends on your frame of reference.

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Have you ever been in a relationship that was almost perfect except for the fact that the one you were/are in love with was guilty of loving you too much? Like obsessing over you? Been on both sides. And a couple times with the same partner. She wanted to own me, I didn't. I wanted her all and only, and not vice versa. Human love, beautiful and terrible both.

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Why do some people keep their lips closed tightly when they kiss? They didn't like Uncle Ernie slipping them the tongue when they were young. (nasty weather today)

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What's your best guess when the computers take over the world? They certainly control Wall Street trading......It's a good thing the US government is technologically impaired, that's all I can say.

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Why cant men wash down kitchen countertops? We're incapable of moving the dirty dishes.

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Do you think COATs are the gestapo? Do they like bullying other user, telling them what they can or can't say? The COATs need to get over their righteousness and party NAKED. The NAKED TRUTH needs to be told. If a question or answer sux, so be it. Take your 95% purity and hide it under a bushel basket. I'll thankfully take more than 5% of honesty anyday. Oh - sorry if I hurt anyones' feelings. NOT.

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What part of the day are you the sharpest? Mealtime. That's when I'm most likely to have a knife.

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Veterans Day formation and roll call. If you're a Vet, will you answer up with your rank, branch, and favorite MRE (or c-rat)? Well, since I asked the ? and I'm a vet, I'm retired AF Maj but did 10 yrs Army before switching, starting as a Private and going to OCS at Speedy 4. My least favorite MRE was Tuna and Noodles. That was just nasty.

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Cat or dog? Think fast! fish

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What will happen if I pop a 10mg percocet? I didn't realize they popped. I guess it makes a popping sound. Snap Crackle Pop.

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Does Nigeria ever prosecute internet scammers? I thought they were government employees. Silly me!

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What do you do when you find a corpse in your yard? Whistle in the vultures.

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Today is POLICE's 40th birthday! Will ya'll please join me in a big birthday celebration for him? WhooooHoooo HAPPY BIRTHDAY POLICE!!!! The Police broke up, so the anniversary is about.....what?

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What type of gratification do women get by having a guy they have known for a short time (1-2 months) sleep over almost every night of the week? Vitamin O = "orgasm". Or maybe just some simple one-on-one M-F companionship

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What was your "most lost" lost weekend? This one's got a chance to be the "best" ever....

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Is birth control immoral? In some philosphies it's illegal and fattening, too, at least for women.

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If you must have something in a bottle now what might that be? It's a message of course. What were you expecting?

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Godzilla Or KingKong? Gimme God - with or without zilla ;)

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When is a joke not a joke? when even you don't laugh

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What kind of soup do you detest? Pea soup, or pee soup. Both are terrible.

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If space is a massive vacuum around earth why does our atmosphere not get sucked away into this vacuum? Gravity sucks better. At least for the heavier molecules.

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When you notice that someones ratings given is a very low % what do you think of this? -5. Stop judging people by their past.

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Why men can't cross their legs as tightly and gracefully as women? Big Balls (thanks AC/DC!)

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Mabel and Dot live 27.6 miles apart. Mabel leaves at 1:15 and travels at 9 miles per hour and Dot leaves at 1:45 traveling at 6.4 miles per hour. When will they meet? How do you write equation? With your fingers, either with a pencil on a piece of paper, or on the keyboard of a calculator or computer.

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Does anyone own a snuggie? Does that make you a weirdo? I have a sleeping bag. Does that make me a weirdo? And I've seen some military sleeping bags from other countries that have legs and/or arms so you can shoot on short notice......German, I think.

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Are you going to buy a turkey this year? What size? Yeah, I didn't get a Goblin Girl for Halloween, so I might buy a gobbler for Thanksgiving. I'm not real particular about the size as long as it's tasty.

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Do you get sick of seeing the American flag? Only when people are burning it.

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Some people say that for those people in the world that never encountered Christianity, those people will automatically go to hell. So then what about babies whether the babies are born or not born in a Christian family? Well, I often also consider those who were born before the Savior. People like Moses, Elijah, Abraham. Can they never achieve forgiveness and eternal life? Considering that (most of) Christianity says you must accept Jesus as your Savior to have repentance of sins. Or do those who never had a chance get a chance at some point in the future, perhaps after death. Or is time and timing...

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Can you shoot a gun well? Well Well Well, What's a gun well? I've heard of gunwales....

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Who do you think is the best British Actor/Actress? Are they living or dead, or either?

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Who makes your pulse race, your heart pound, and also makes you feel as if you have butterflies in your stomach? New love, Old love, and all the love in between.

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What is something you have that is expired or soon to be expired? <sigh> My sex life :D

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I've a job offer that will do a bkgnd ck. I found that there's a warrant for a chk that bounced over a year ago & I have 2 warrants for outstanding tickets.I NEED this job but I have no $'s to take care these warrants b4 the chk is done. What should I do? Be honest if confronted. Don't mention it if not approached.

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How can i divorce someone after i have moved to another state? Travel back and say three times to their face, "I divorce thee". Oh, that only works if you're Muslim. If you're Catholic, you have no chance, as divorce is not permitted by the pope, even though The Bible and Torah say it is permissible for "Cheating".

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If a circle is one, how many is an octagon? 2 ,4 ,6 ,8 ,12 Stop Sign.

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Do you think AB members should ask questions that are yes or no, black or white? Or do you like questions that are subjective to the person asking it and then rated according to their own subjectivity? Yes, but only white questions since I'm prejudiced.

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What are the main things you buy every week for grocery shopping Condoms, Hair Gel, and Viagra (if they have a pharmacy)

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Why do Christians hate athiests? True Christians don't hate.

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How could anyone alive today possibly believe that a Divine Being told Moses the laws found in Deuteronomy? Faith

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So I ask the "Drive Thru" guy if he ever went out after work. And his reply was "Well not usually I have computer class on Saturday mornings and then I have to work Sat night and Sunday" So do you think that means he has no interest in me? He didn't say NO. He said, not usually. Take another shot. Next time, get out of the car at the drive-thru and hand the money to him. So he can get a better look at you. Then ask him if he's free sometime.

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What big business or company best describes America today? The US Post Office. They keep cutting back on mail pickup and delivery, have more holidays than anyone except Indian Banks, and give out bonuses beyond belief, then petition for a rate increase. They charge more for individuals while giving bulk (aka junk) mailers discounts to fill our trash cans and landfills. And all the while, advertising and sponsoring the Olympics. What a great...

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True or False? Life on earth will cease to exist in the year 2012. If I knew the answer, I'd either spend all my money now, or invest in something that would last for the years beyond. Hmmmm. Maybe a happy middle?

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Does the concept of a god must [forcibly] fall under the domain of religion? Can a concept of a god be elaborated independently of religion, or are these two inherently inseparable? You are free to believe what you want. I associate God with religion. But, tell me, can you define religion? Does it differ from Theology? Philosophy? Psychology? Sociology? Ecology? or any other GEE?

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When she/he dropped the jar of _______ it made a HUGE MESS on the floor!!! Applesauce

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you here Harry Hear Hairy?

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Do you like cottage cheese? Only in lasagna (replacing ricotta).

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I think your sweet. What do you think of that? Are you out of Halloween candy already? Damn, those withdrawals can be severe.

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Does it upset you when you hear someone use the word "god" when they are not praying or talking about their creator? A little, but I am not capable of judging their actions. That's left for someone greater than little ole me.

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What are the best pillows for head suport? Two breasts or two butt cheeks.

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How far should you go on a first date, in your opinion? Cover all the bases and straight for home, if the feelings are right.

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If you were driving to Missouri, what direction would you be going? I dunno - Show me.

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Should one have to earn respect, or should one, by default, be respected? Not for me. Respect is a given. Everyone in this world is deserving of my love and respect until/unless they prove otherwise.

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By whom and when was the stethoscope invented? It wasn't Vincent Van Gogh.

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How free is the "free world"? Compared to what? Define "free" please.

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Is it legal to fish in a lake and sing in the state of Florida? Doing the device thing. Talking, texting, e-mailing, etc. on the phone. Two episodes today. One with a severe honking, another I passed on the shoulder. F&cking JERKS. Unsafe and major source of Road Rage, or couldn't you tell already?

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Best of ______________. My Love

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Should you ever criticise a friend's driving skills? Indirectly. Like "Have these airbags ever been deployed before?". Or..."What body shop do you frequent?" Or..."What insurance company do you have?"

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If you had to choose only one cosmetic would it be lip gloss, mascara, or foundation? Sally Hanson "Hard as Nails". My nails split all the time and I fingerpick my guitar.

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How many different apartments have you lived in? Way less than I've slept in.

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How do you deal with someone who breaks every promise made to you...someone who you thought really cared and BAM they break your heart again? The words/concept "total departure" comes to mind.

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What are your thoughts on this man who wants to put "Murdered by Muslim terrorists" on the memorial for his son, who died in the 9/11 attacks? No need to bring religion into it. Leave off the "Muslim". It only perpetuates the hate. You don't see stuff like that on the graves of pre or post civil rights US southern blacks, Israeli athletes (Munich 72), Salem "witches", victims of the Spanish Inquisition, etc.

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If you could be boss for a day & run things your way what would happen that day? People would say hello and show respect to the cafeteria workers, maintenance staff, and security personnel.

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My boyfriend did'nt get me anything for my birthday, we've been dating for 9 months.. Should i be upset with him? Was it, perchance, your 17th birthday?

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...what don't you have time for anymore?... childish ways: 1 Corinthians 13:11 When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me.

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My boyfriend did'nt get me anything for my 17th birthday, we've been dating for 9 months.. Should i be upset with him? yup. He did know the date, right?

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Is there anything Tiger Woods hasn't achieved in golf? He's never done birdie or better on each hole in a round. At least not yet!!!! And if not that, some "relative unknown" has the best score ever (verified) for 18 holes. He should take that unknown out of the record books as well.

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Im 5'7' 115lbs i have a drug screen in 36 hours, i smoked meth this morning but i have been drinking lots water and taking cranpills if i stay up n drink water whole 36 hour period drink like gallons of water and exersizeand dilute my pee thedayof i b ok? You're f&cked. You smoke meth - you're f&cked. And your teeth are falling out.

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Knock, knock, Who There? Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door. Is anyone there? And can I come in?

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Do you remember the first time someone called you mam? How did you feel? I think it's ma'am, which is shortened "madam". And all enlisted personnel in the military are required to address even a young 21 year old 2LT/Ens as "ma'am". I was called "sir" so much when I was younger that I never really noticed the "elderly thingie" until the dental assistants (civilian) started calling me "Mr. Weatherman"...

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What are some other words for "doohickey" or "thingamajig"? In Arkansas (or at least parts of it) = "dill". Very much a regional slang.

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Have you ever answered a question by saying "I don't know"? Yes. I have a mantra at work. When someone says to me "I have a question". I reply with "I have an answer". That answer might be "I don't know", but I do have an answer.

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Is it possible to ask God for winning lottery numbers? Thanks. Absolutely. And God answers all prayers. And sometimes the answer is NO.

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When was the last time you read the newspaper? I'm still finishing Sunday's papers.

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Does a wink still mean flirting these days? I have a co-worker who always winks at me, touches my back, and innocent things like that. I think it's nothing, but others keep talking about how he is flirting with me. What do you think? I think, in a wink, you can tell what they think. And you can buy them a drink or two, but if they were already thinking of you, it wouldn't matter at all.

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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe? Wow. First, I have to say. There are over 900 answers and you have crap for points, so +5. YES, something bad will happen in 2012. And there will probably be something bad that happens to all of us, esp if you think the "bad thing" will happen in December. Because whether it's the "rapture" or just another day, something bad is likely to happen in 2012. Deal with...

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I am starting an AB chain of humanity...we dont care about colour,religion or creed, we are who we are...no points....are you prepared to join the chain? Chain Chain Chain, Chain of Humanity Chain Chain Chain Chain letter seems to me Be the change you want to see in the world Lead by Example. (not that I can achieve that myself)

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How many music videos did Michael Jackson make? Who cares? And I hope they don't keep leaking them out like they did with Hendrix studio and live cuts.

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Does anyone known anything about the flood of 1993 and what did fema do Really can't tell you any truth, but I know FEMA, like most of the federal government, is often severely dysfunctional. And I haven't seen Obama do much to change that, at least not yet.

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Do you like other people talking about you? I guess so. We all need our fifteen minutes of fame. But I doubt they could find fifteen minutes of worthy or unworthy things to say about me. Hmmm. Maybe I should change. I'm really not that memorable. <sigh> I guess no fame for me.

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What's your pleasure? To double our treasure. Or maybe beyond measure. But mostly today I just want to say That I'm not sure What tomorrow holds So this moment I'll treasure And that'll be my pleasure Today.

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What causes a planet to have a magnetosphere? Gravity? Atmosphere? Presumably, Iron core and rotation.

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When did you have your last muffin? I had an English muffin grilled cheese last week. It's been quite awhile since I had a "cupcake" muffin.

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Will anyone be intrested in reading a book that takes place on another planet but has no technolgy and primitve lifestyles? Leah, I'll buy your book. (one copy, not the manuscript)

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What is the law for breaks? It varies state to state, and also if you're in a union. But OSHA also has rules. I know 5 hours entitles you to a break. I think hours entitles you to two breaks. Breaks are paid, I believe. Lunch isn't required to be paid, but it is required, maybe at over 5 hours. OSHA is a Federal Agency and you can search it online.

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How can a person get overtime at work? Be good at what you do. Let it be known that you're willing to stay longer to get the job done and done well, otherwise, you'll be back on your next scheduled day.

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Are many Anglicans likely to convert to Catholicism as a result of the Vatican's offer? Most Protestants don't recognize the Pope as being any more blessed than any other devout Christian. Blessings are a gift of God, not due to any actions, however righteous, taken by any human.

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Can catholics step foot into other churches? I was raised Methodist, but often went to the Protestant churches of my friends and cousins. Everyone was (is) welcome and could participate in sacraments like communion with no questions asked.

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What is the most annoying commercial playing on tv right now? Although the Geico commercials are cute, all of them are overplayed. Caveman, Gecko Lizard, Googly Eyed Pile of Money, etc.

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According to Bon Jovi, how is he wanted? As celebrity owner of the Philadelphia Soul, Arena Football League team. Oops, they suspended operations due to the economy.

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If pissing on Jesus is funny why doesn't HBO or another cable channel do a show about pissing on Mohammad? Wouldn't that get a few laughs, too? I seriously doubt that Jesus looked like the depiction the media superimposes on His legacy. That depiction was invented by Italian Renaissance painters.

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Does an atheist believe in salvation from sin? What sin for me? What's in the past can be forgiven.

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What are you doing to prepare for the great pumpkin? Find Sally. Go sneakin' through the alley. Hiding on the backstreets. Takin' her to the finest patch for a great time, whether the pumpkin rises, or leaves us alone, together, rolling around among those neglected, rejected squash. Those lonely pumpkins that no one wanted. Kinda like the Island of Misfit Toys.... Only to have the dreams smashed like every pumpkin during that night...

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The next war will be fought on religion. Don't you see it is coming? (There are two organized religions already started hating each other) Only two? The whole Yugoslavia breakup was about religion. Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, and Muslim. And the whole Middle East thing. Palestine, Iraq, Turkey. The split of British India. It's ALWAYS been an issue.

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If you were a Christian but had no bible would you buy a bible from someone dressed up as Satan who just happens to be conveniently selling bibles? I'd jump at the chance to have Satan, or someone imitating Satan, sell me God's book. I'd even OVERPAY.

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I need some good names for female romanian vampires, any ideas? Romanian is a Romance language, based on Latin, but with Slavic influences. So typical Romance language names like Maria, Julia, Julianna, etc will work, as well as Slavic and Romance crosses, like Angelica, Angelina, Brianna, Dorina, Marina, Marianna, Olivia, Suzanna, Tatiana, etc. Most Slavic and Romance names for girls/women end in a vowel. And usually not "O", which is usually...

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Do you have a "Pretty" face? Yup. It's round and yellow and smiling with laughing eyes and a tongue sticking out because you're giggling again. Keep on smiling. Don't let the b-tards and retards get you down.

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Will you forget to turn your clock back this weekend? HAH. One of mine is already set. I never changed it in the spring.

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Do you know anyone in a wheelchair for life? No. He died a few years ago. Veteran, too. All gave some, some gave all.

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What is your personal definition of "God"? Ask, and you shall receive....THE GREATEST

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Do you quickly scribble names on a Christmas card and send them without reading the actual verse or looking at the Christmas scene on the front? Yup. But I carefully considered the cards and what they said when I bought them.

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I am a fan of the song by Nickelback, If today was your last day. I was wondering what the significance of the lightbulbs dangling in the video for this song? Why not ask that question on their website? I **WAS** a huge Nickelback fan, but they've become so repetitive in their musical repetoire that I think they're only in it for the money, or fame, or both, or all of that and more.

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Do you have a "Pretty" face? Some people think so, but I know who I see in the mirror each morning. And I know I can be much prettier. Lemme borrow your tweezers, please.

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Don't the names of God in Exodus 6:2-3: "Elohim spake unto Moses, and said unto him, I am YaHWeH: And I appeared unto Abraham, unto Isaac, and unto Jacob, by the name of El Shaddai, but by my name YaHWeH was I not known to them." mean He's 1 being not 2? "GOD" goes by many names. Muslims call Him "Allah", for instance. Jehovah (which is a deriviative of YHWH). Addonai. Too many to list. Praise be to the Creator.

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I am Canadian and would like to know what state i should visit and why? You're in good hands with Allstate.

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Is porn fake? YUP. A billion dollar farce of an industry.

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Why do black people have that "black people" smell? I mean, I notice it every time I go on the subway. It's the fried chicken, catfish, collard greens, and black-eyed peas. Soul food, dude.

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What is a word used in golf? One hole, well done. Cause that's what we do to your ladies when you and your buddies are doing 18, or 19 holes. (not original - a paraphrase of an old joke). Golf is a three mile hike through nature ruined by a little white ball.

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If someone paid you $1,000 would you go skydiving? Pay me? Sure. Although it violates Air Force principles to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft.

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Will Glasgow Rangers ever win a European trophy? I have trophies in the attic. Will an American trophy do? What kind do you want? I have chess, billiards, lacrosse, baseball, and soccer. :-)

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Do you see yourself as a sexy person? I see myself as someone in need of massive improvements. Can you help?

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I say Scotland is the nicest place on Earth. What do you say? I'm not into guys. I like Virginia, Carolina, Georgia, and Maryland better.

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My house is a war zone with kids and people, whats your house like? Self inflicted Organized Chaos. I'm remodeling the kitchen, laundry room, and bath while rearranging the LR and master BR. Electrical, plumbing, and flooring in various states of destruction and construction.

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Can you think of any additional things to add to ranch salad dressing in order to make it taste different? Peppercorns (ground). I love peppercorn ranch

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I am going to ask out the "drive thru" guy. So if he should say Yes..does that mean I pay for the date? Yes, you pay. But take him to a sit-down restaurant.

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This really happened. I was coming home from work and I was on a ramp to get onto the highway and a black cat ran right in front of my car!!! Luckily I did not hit the cat, but does this mean bad luck for me? Did you brake for the cat? Can't be bad luck for you as you wouldn't eat the roadkill anyway veggie girl.

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Do you have a moral compass? I dunno which way it would point.

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Your eyes are as blue as what? True Blue. Except when they're greenish or grayish. But blue skies revive them. Sky blue.

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Yankees or Phillies? Who's gonna take it this year? Dixie Guy loves fillies, hates cotton pickin' yankees, so Go Phillies!

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What happened to the German navy after World War I? It went underwater. You bet, I mean U Boat.

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Are there people that would rent/lease a whole house to live in? Yup. My friend does it for a living. Buys houses, fixes them up and either sells them or rents them. And there are people who rent it out for other reasons as well....look for "House to Rent" in the papers

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Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory. Frankly, I thing the Bragg story is nice. But did you have a question? Or do you expect us to question your story?

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Is it better to give or receive oral sex Why not both? - 69 it!!!!

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Who thinks religion divides people and causes more violence in the world Convert or we will kill you. It's written in the Quran. It's not in the Bible, but Christianity did it as well, in spite that. It's hate that divides. Hate from jealosy, bigotry, prejudice, selfishness, egotism, pride, and other such dividers.

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I am a theist. What do you have to say to me? Are you a monotheist or a polytheist? How many theists does it take to screw in a light bulB?

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What avatar comes to mind when you think of Answerbag? In toto, the sack. But some of Baxter and Zach's avatars are still running around my dreams. :D

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Name something Bugs Bunny would like? Frustrating Elmer, then Kissing Him and running away. Kinda like some of my xgf's.

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How do I watch WWE Bragging Rights 2009 FREE on PC? Beware. WWE has been cracking down on those "free" broadcasts. I don't think they'll go after the fans who are getting it for free, but they've been after the (illegal) broadcasters BIG TIME.

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...who or what has "caught your eye" lately?... Define "lately". Right now, you have my attention....

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Children watch us more than we sometimes realize. Do you think about what you say or do when you're around them? Do you personally feel that your actions around them influence their behavior? I hope they emulate my good habits, and laugh at my faults and foibles.

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I want to make a baby doll look like a demon, but I dont know how. Help please? Chuckie!

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What category is cheesecake classified in? Pie or cake? Neither or both? It's classified between delicious and orgasmic. And fattening in quantity. :)

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My wife is a country girl and this is the first halloween she will have here in a city and will give out candy. How can I get her to understand the kids don't want Sun Sweet Prunes? she ignores me when I talk to her, I want her happy in this country. Tell her to get with the program or you'll remove her chocolate stash until Valentines Day.

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Obama wants to control the Web. What do you think about it? I don't think much about people with Elephant avatars criticizing our President or Democrats in general. Instead, why don't you tell us what you can do better. (I'm Independent, btw). +5 anyway

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What is your opinion on days that the sun isn't shining? Well let's consider this: It's winter in the north of the Arctic circle or south of the Antarctic circle where it's night for weeks. Or It's perpetually cloudy, like Seattle, Iceland, etc Or My opinion doesn't matter anyway since I like walking in the rain and clouds don't obscure my view of the day, anyway. And the cloudy days, for those who don't like...

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Was it this rainy last year? Depends. What's last year? 2008? or the past 12 months? Either way, we're above average in my area, but not by much.

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How do they determine average rainfalls for an area? Usually a 30-year running average. And there are auxillary stations that report Max/Min and Rainfall, since those observations are only taken once a day. Most of the "aux" stations are away from airports and are sometimes sponsored by state funding, at least for the equipment. It's not a F/T job for sure.

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Should men shave their chests? I did it once. Before going to the beach. I got sunburned and started peeling while the hairs were starting to grow back. I'll never shave it again; I have trimmed it close with a hair clipper, but never a razor again. What a crappy experience.

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My nephew's newborn baby boy is named Kestrel. Is it a unusual name? Do you know anybody named Kestrel? Guess he could always use the nickname "Hawk" or "Hawkeye"

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Whats your definition of womanizer? Me-Me-Me. But not the definitions already given. I think all women are beautiful in their own way. And I notice and compliment them on it. Genuinely.

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My dad is 6'4" my mom is 5'4". A pretty big difference, but I am 5'9". I am a male, and about 20 years old. I think I have ended puberty, but I am not sure I could grow a beard if I wanted to. But my head is small is this a sign i could stlill grow? You can still grow. But it is true that cigarette smoking can stunt your growth, by an inch or two (or3). Also, insufficient calcium. Keep drinking milk, eating ice cream, cheese, yogurt, or take supplements. You might not be finished growing up until 22 or so. Then all of us seem to grow "out" in our 20's and 30's.

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Why is The Internet afraid of Chinese people? The Internet is a thing. It can't be afraid. The Chinese government is afraid of the Internet, however.

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Does a wink still mean flirting these days? I have a co-worker who always winks at me, touches my back, and innocent things like that. I think it's nothing, but others keep talking about how he is flirting with me. What do you think? I think you need to evaluate the circumstances ;)

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What color is the room you're in now? Stained Pine Planking. What are you up to?

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If someone offered you a million dollars to leave answerbag, would you? Could you? I haven't read all the answers, but if any of my AB friends answered "NO", they would be dropped

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What is God likely do at Christxmas? When you live forever and are all powerful, whatever God wants....+5

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Suggestions for defeating sadness? Gladness defies sadness And prevents the madness Of depression

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Are you against giving blood like i am? I've bled over a gallon over my lifetime. It might be the only significant thing I've done in my life.....God, I hope not.

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Do we gain weight by donating blood? Only if you eat the twinkies they give you after you donate.

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Men in_______? Black. In the Ladies Room, too. You know they'll be back. And bringing a friend or two.

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What kind of TV shows did you watch "as a family" when you were a kid? I used to watch Roseanne with my mom and Whose Line Is It? with my dad to the best of my recollection, nothing. The TV was not a rendezvous for my parents and siblings. The kids all watched The Brady Bunch and so forth. Dad liked football and Mom only watched TV to be sociable.

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If you do what you know in your heart is right and true and most everyone you love objects and disowns you...would you still feel good about doing what's right, or feel bad because you're the odd man out? You MUST be yourself. Don't lie to yourself, let alone others. Whatever is really you, be it; Let It Be.

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Because girls have gay best friends, do you think it would be weird if a bloke had a lesbian best friend? Heck no. If I was really close to her, I might attempt a conversion....

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Is ab ok with saying thanks for the memories you guys rock? No, can't spread any good vibes here +5

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Are you more comfortable with males or females in your personal space? my personal space can get pretty close, and I'm hetero. So gimme the F.

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I've always believed in Jesus, but lately I've been feeling that there's really no excuse for a God creating suffering, no matter what it's purpose! It's useless. I truly almighty God could create a world free of it yet still give us free will. Agree? Man & Woman were seduced into sin by the great deceiver, Satan. Although God gave Earth to humans, they passed it to Satan when they ate the forbidden fruit. Now Satan has controls on Earth, not omnipowerful ones, but control. For now.

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As I lie here in bed sick, watching the ceiling fan - I thought of a question... how many times does the ceiling fan rotate per minute on high? At least the fan is spinning, not the room..... :-)

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How good of a cook are you? Kitchen or bedroom? haha. Muffins anyone? A red-hot kielbasi? Pig in a blanket? Hot Buns for breakfast? Do you like chicken? Breasts? Thighs? Legs? Chicken Fingers? Buffalo Wings? wtf?

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What would you do for $10,000? One month's consulting.

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What age do you think is to young to be a mother or a father? Eight. In the Middle Ages, they sometimes married daughters off at age 8. Way too young.

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How many Christians does it take to explain a light year? Just one, who can travel faster than light.

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What did Socrates mean when he said, "I know that I know nothing? He was recognizing that knowledge is fleeting, but wisdom endures.

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Why did the three ditzes jump off the building? 1 wanted to fly high 1 wanted to fly below And 1 wanted to take the middle road The only thing greater than flying Is landing

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What is your favorite football team of all time The other purple guys. The ones you ashmost lost to last weekend.

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What happened to my underwear? At least the (G) string disappeared in the crack instead of hanging out of it. Think I'll tune down to "F" or up to "A" now.

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If I said that someone was a "few sandwiches short of a picnic", what would I mean? It's like you have a whole 6-pack, but don't have the plastic thingie to hold them together. Well, something like that. Not quite all there. At least not yet.

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Today, we have the picture of a very holy and dignified Jesus. But what did Jesus really look like physically? Does it matter? Appearances? How many friends do you have on AB who you've never seen upfront? Isn't what's inside that matters. And what really lasts?

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How much does the death penalty cost? One life and alot of regret.

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Have you ever had yellow tail? Tuna? Or are you refering to something butt more easterly?

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What does the phrase 'Tiger by the tail' really mean? Just try to maneuver yourself behind one. Then you'll know.

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What ancient language is closer to spanish? greek, latin, egyptian, or arabic Portuguese, in written, but not pronunciation. (of the ones you listed, Latin). Romanian is also a Romance language (i.e. based on Latin). My French teacher was Greek and spoke 10+ languages, 7 fluently.

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Do you sometimes feel that something or someone that has been your lifeline has changed so much you have been cut adrift and are now alone? I've got something you can use. Do you want a lifesaver? Or a kiss? The Milky Way? No? How about a Reese's Peanut Buttercup?

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What do I need to fly from the US to Canada? Do I need a passport? I heard that you don't. Unless you're sneaking through the alley with Sally, In Vermont.

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Are you born great or made great? Some are born with nothing and make something of their lives. Some are born into "the good life" and do nothing to make it better. It's all up to us to make our future. Make It Happen!!!

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Should migrants be able to have their citizenship revoked? Not in America, apparently. The land of the "FREE". Apparently anything goes (and comes) in America. Not sure that that CHAOS is such a bad thing.

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Is the game "Biggest Loser" appropiate for a teenager that needs to lose 20-40 pounds? No one is a Loser.... learn from your past mistakes, do something to make sure it doesn't happen again. And the future is always there. Remember The Future (will always be there).

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In which way would you describe yourself , are you a Romantic or a Pragmatist ? Could you give an example please? <sigh> Hopeless Romantic.

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In your oppinion what city has the worst traffic? Boston or Wash DC imho, and I have been to most of the other places that were answered. We ARE talking about traffic, not a$$hole drivers, right?

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When is the last time you randomly started skipping...or started singing out loud...? I sing in my car alot. Better there than in public :-)

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Who wants to congratulate the 2009 National League Champions, the Philadelphia Phillies for winning the pennant? Congratulations to the the franchise with the most losses in any professional sport for turning things around for a few years. Hope they get the repeat. Especially if it's against the Yankees.

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If I handed you a 100 dollar bill on the condition that you had to spend it all right now, what would you buy? Drinks all around 'til the money runs out. Celebrate something, eh?

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What sort of bicycle do I need for errands around town (say, five mile trips to the grocery) , and the occasional paved trail ride? I need to mount a toddler seat. (5' tall female, if that makes a difference) Sounds like BT (Basic Transportation). And baskets besides the rear tires to store stuff. I'd go for the thicker "trail bike" type tires for better control with the toddler seat. Wow, m'lady, you seem taller than 5-even. Not that it matters.

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How can an atheist be spiritual when atheism is the disbelief of a higher power?Isn't that one of the main ingredients to be spiritual? Don't know why I'm answering this. As someone who is monotheistic, I don't understand atheism. I will be watching the answers, though. I want to understand other points of view, even if they're not mine. +5

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Who is haunting AB? Anyone you know? Spirit of Jodie.

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What does the funny sign on my back say? Thanks Duke.:) Stop looking at my butt and check out my chest.

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What food do you love but IF you cook it/prepare it but you won't eat it if someone else prepares it because it doesn't taste right.? Crabcakes. But I will tolerate "decent" ones. But there's alot of crap out there. Thanks to the rapist for the question. +5

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Do you drink more diet pops than regular pops? Pop goes the soda. Diet. Always. Or at least when I have a choice.

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How vivid is your imagination, examples are welcome? Picture DNA, those intertwining strands looping into eternity. That's what I envision my life with my SO to be. If I ever find it. And if not, my dreams will survive for another to pursue. Beyond me to take along the way a love not meant to be, for me, unseen except in my dreams, for now, anyhow, anyway, can't you see what I'm trying to say. Okay, anyway. Maybe not today....

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The Federal government has OK'ed medical marijuana. Is this the first step toward legalization? Possession of less than 5 grams should be legal. Sale of any amount should be illegal. Hell, they just outlawed Clove cigarettes. WTF is the government doing????

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Have you ever seen a vending machine that sold condoms? yup. truck stops and "those" bars/clubs....

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Why do i feel traped in my religion? If you are trapped, unhappy, unsatisfied, you need to explore other ways. If you don't find yourself "untrapped" there, you might return to what you had left.

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Why does all men like sexy body? The alternative to sexy body is not as appealing?

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Why should kids visit your house for Halloween (trick-or-treat)? Because I'm never home. But I have a sign that says "Extra treats next door" and I give my neighbor extra treats to give out.

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Are you 100% happy and satisfied with your relationship? Relationship with whom? I'm 100% with God. And no one else can get that close.

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What would you do if you caught me? Spend a moment or two and set you free. If you return, then we'd pass some time, maybe.

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Is there a word for something like dyslexia, but on a keyboard,always typing in letters in backwards order? Prolly bab.

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Do you like Morning Glories? Second generation seeds can make a stimulating tea. Esp. the purple ones. The white ones aren't as potent.

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Does your love have a chance? My love is a sure thing. 100% chance.

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What was the best job you have ever had? Lover

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Is there a new art movement in the making right now and what is it called? MeMoneyNow. We DO NEED to survive, y'know.

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Are you pretty free with your advice? Of course. My advice is free here. In person, it will cost you something. Ga$, A$$, or Gra$$, no one rides for free (OBG)

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How moral of a person are you? on a scale of zero to infinity....undefined

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Do you discriminate against beginners, lower level members? yes, I mean no. What was the ? anyway +5

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Cheapest motel for a sexual rendezvous. And if the cops come, you could say that one of you felt sick and the other was helping. Oh, crap, giving away secrets again.

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Do you collect background images from websites to use on your desktop? Ummm. No. I live my life, not someone else's. No offense intended. Kinda selfish of me, I guess.

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Do you still collect Beanie Babies? No, but I assume they're cheaper to maintain than the "regular" variety. One of my ex'es had them. Fine with me. Although the babies would've been flaming redheads or blonde, for sure.

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What would you least like to hear an airline captain say on board a flight? HOUSTON - WE HAVE A PROBLEM......

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Ever wake up at night gasping for air? I used to. Til I had UPPP surgery. No more sleep apnea. But it doesn't work for everyone.

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What breed of dog do you own? Canine-us Imagine-us

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Do you smell bad? No, I can usually smell pretty good. Is that Hai Karate you're wearing?

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How many members are there right now in your home? None - we're all out and about.

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You are sitting on a jury, which consists of mainly women. police observed a man steal a $5,000 riding mower. jury finds man not guilty. can you guess why the verdict was "not guilty" and given in a hurry? Oprah was coming on soon.

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Do your kitchen's large and small appliances all match ? (mine are black and stainless whenever possible.) That stuff doesn't matter much to me, but I *DO* realize it can affect the resale value of your home, even though I'm not expecting to sell anytime soon. I have a black dishwasher and stove. I don't have a refrigerator in the kitchen. I'm waiting for my state to do the rebate program that was part of the stimulus package.

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Should you ask someone if "they are seeing someone" before you ask them out? Or do you just ask them out if you are interested? What are the rules of "Asking someone out..on a date"? No rules. Follow your heart.

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What would you have for breakfast every day if you had time to make it? Pancakes and Scrapple.

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What is your hair style? I just shaved the beard, so mustache, eyebrows, and some stubble on the top.

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Can you name one thing that has a hole in it? a funnel

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Look away from your Pc , What are the first 3 things you see? Papers. Bills waiting to be paid, papers to be filed, receipts, magazines and articles awaiting reading, the "TO DO" list, etc.

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When you are short on time or just don't want to put a lot of effort into it, what do you fix for dinner? Frozen burritos or fish fillets. Occasionally grilled cheese or hot dogs, too.

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What kinds of things do you remember your mom/dad doing to save money? My dad traveled alot. He would bring home the sugar packets from his coffee orders (he liked it black) and mom would add them to the sugar bowl. Note: He did not take them from table settings like in diners. My mom used coupons, alot. And she stocked up on things when they were cheap or in season. There were always fresh frozen sliced peaches or strawberries in the freezer.

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When was the last time your residence lost "power"? We lose it about once a month. Sometimes only for minutes, sometimes hours. I can tell because the electronic devices that don't have battery backup are all blinking, assuming I wasn't home and awake when it went out. The electric "grid" isn't as robust in rural areas.

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What would you do if you had a weekend to spend in Indianapolis? Slap a Baltimore sticker on the door of the Colts' office building.

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About how many miles r on ur odometer? My 94 GMC Sierra 4x4 has only 84k.

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The officer nails you for J-walking and asks you if you have a good reason for J-walking. What would you tell him? I was following the chicken. Ask her.

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Why is it that the comments in the "Religion" section on AB are so heated and sometimes negative? God only knows! ;-)

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Should the Kansas/Missouri border be moved about 10 miles east so that Kansas includes Kansas City, Missouri, like it should? No. They should just be realistic and rename the Missouri side as Missouri City.

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Guys I just bought a bath tub =] am I a little TOO excited over a bath tub? Maybe. maybe not. Does it have feet? Better yet, can it make you happy?

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Wheres the end to my endless confusion? Every End Is A New Beginning. Are you sure it's endless, because if the beginning is the end, it's circular, or spherical, or, whatever the n'th dimension version of that roundy kinda thingy is.....

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When does the Soul gets sad? When love is passed by, whether offered to or from another.

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Do you believe the groundhog when his prediction comes out? OF COURSE. They drag this poor mammal out of hibernation so he can "see" or "not see" his shadow. Duh. Any normal human with normal eyesight could properly PREDICT whether he would have a shadow twenty seconds before they rip the poor hibernating mammal out of it's winter habitat. Total BS, Way total.

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Is one only allowed to ask questions about a god/gods in this category? Technically (from what I understand), a question about a goddess/goddesses would be in a Thealogy category instead. I would think questions such as you are posing could also be asked in the Philosophy region of AB,.....hth....

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Why are Republicans pro-rape? (See Link) This question SMELLS so much of political bias. So, I reply, "Why do Democrats endorse the murder of future human beings?". (NOTE: I am registered INDEPENDENT)

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Best television series ever? The whole season the writers went on strike..... except for the invention of Reality TV.....ugh

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How do you know if you really love someone? It comes from inside And shows on the outside Lets you put aside Things that would otherwise Eat you up inside If you weren't in love That's what love is made of....

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Scientists have determined that human DNA proteins are over 99% identical Ummm. So when I have sex with my significant other, we're ummm, like committing incest to the ninety somethingth percentile? Ewwww. Making love to my sister, ewww. You've just committed me to a couple of months of celibacy. And i won't be behind bars....

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How do you get a squirrel out from in between the walls of your house? Get a mouse to chase him Out of the house Then get a cat to Chase the mouse Out of the house Then get a dog To scare the cat Out of the house Then get a gator To eat the dog Out of the house Then call Animal Control And try to explain the situation.

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Have you ever had any graffiti wrote about you ? (how did it make you feel ?) "Girls from all over the world flock to write my name on the toilet walls of the Whiskey A Go Go" - from "Bwana Dik" - The Mothers Live At the Fillmore East.

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Anyone else REALLY turned on for no reason right now? Well, you turned me on when you said "turned on". Now I'm gonna have to search the internet for pictures of Rosie O'Donnell so I can "turn off"

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Why are so many animals in our shelters being euthanized today? roughly 64% of the total number of animals that entered shelters were euthanized -- In the USA, there are more shelters for animals than there are for battered women and the homeless. This might be a good thing, since that might mean there aren't very many battered women or homeless. But if we're going to build more facilities, I think we should take care of the people first. We really can't euthanize people.

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Will there be any more star wars films The next ones will be documentaries. Oh my, did I say that?

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Who has (had) the greatest ever beard? Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)

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Who has the most famous mustache? Teddy Roosevelt

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Does the moon has an influence on your moods? Uh Huh. New Moon and Full Moon especially.

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When Satan runs out of fuel for his hell-fires how will he torture sinners? For the time being - temptation to sin.

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If I questioned your age - would you be offended? Depending on the way I dress and the way I wear my hair, sometimes people are WAY OFF when they make their assumptions. Would it offend you if I lied about my age?

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When was the last time you went to the post office? USPS or the "other" Post Office?

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What is the craziest, most fun thing you did as a teenager? Walk 5 miles down the railroad tracks to the river, walking on the ties. Steal apples from the orchard for a snack along the way, then walk 5 miles back.

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What is the easiest way to make one dollar become two dollars quickly? Double or nothing. But you might finish with nothing.

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I like you do you like me? im a girl whot are you? I like you. I bet you taste good. I'm a carniverous alien from outer space. Do you like me?

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What's the difference between the small dipper and the big dipper? The small dipper needs more trips to deliver the goods.

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Which shut off notice should I pay first? I'm selfish. Make sure you can stay on AB :)

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I was out walking the dog pacing along looking up at the stars! And then something tripped me and I fell flat on my face on the sidewalk and almost lost the dog. What do you think I tripped on? A sound wave distubed the air under your feet and you lost balance.

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What would you like me to cook you for breakfast tomorrow? Pancakes, French Toast, and Omelett? Over Easy, Honey on Top, Sausage below between the buns, Cowgirl style.

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Why does my Doberman like to chew on toilet paper more then he likes chewing on bones? Stop trying to potty train your dog, teej !!

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If I was born in America in the 1970's and mom and dad were also born here does that make me Native American or New American? I'm part Cherokee, but not 50%, so even I'm not a Native American.

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Is there Love in space? Of course. Sex in a weightless state might take some practice. But I bet there are more positions possible. New Bestseller - The Kama Sutra in Zero Gravity.

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In Acts 1:7, Jesus says, "It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority"..so I don't believe we will ever truely know the end of the world. What do you think? When the time is right, when the moment is come, we will know. That is also written. The end for the earthly world is not for those His church.

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Which, in your opinion, is more susceptible to corruption science or religion? Neither. Only one's opinion of them.

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I just Love Male Strippers in Banana Hammocks! Do you?(Pictures welcomed) Send $10 to my PO Box or PayPal account. You won't be disappointed. :-D

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If you had a old time record player...which record would you play first? Temptation Eyes - Grass Roots (it's a 45)

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Are you a graduate of the university of life? Not yet!!

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Why do people get paronoid people are thinking bad things about them? Lack of self-esteem, confidence. Or Biblically, Hope, Faith, and, perhaps, Love. (pushing you to level 20) +5

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Out of all different goddesses (In all mytholgy) which was the most romantic? powerful? loving? Freya

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Wheo was Medusa's parents? I dunno. But I'm glad I haven't met 'em. Or have I?

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Nothing's more beautiful in the world than a? friend.

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If you and your family were asked to be the subject of a reality show, would you do it? Wow. Exciting since I'm in the Family of Man and the Family of God. Wow!!

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My Honda Civic just turned over 80,000 miles. Is it time for a new car? Maybe. I have a Nissan 200SX with 300k miles which I bought with 30k miles. How's the Honda running? Do you keep it up? What does Consumer Reports say about their life expectancy?

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What's one thing that can kill you? Your enemy. Try not to have them. Or not too many of them.

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How many times do you dance in front of mirror? Only once at a time. 'Til the next time. +5

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I'm starting a new practice on AB. My initial rating to every question I answer will be +2. If the asker responds, the rating will increase, depending on the nature of the response. Do you agree? If you're not being yourself, you're just lying to yourself (and the rest of us). If that's who you are, or want to be, let it be. +5

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Can the police curse at you even if you didn't say anything to them? Yes, but it pisses them off. Better to be polite. And to non-cops, too.

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What year was it when you were 18? It was a very good year. I could legally drink, vote, and dodge the non-existent draft.

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Are you as sociable in the real world as you are on AB? Yes and No. I can be unsociable on AB as well. Generally, I treat people the way I want to be treated. Every person in this world is deserving of my love and respect until/unless they prove otherwise. And even then, sometimes I can still forgive in a heartbeat.

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Have you hugged your puppy today? No, she wasn't around today. I would've even rubbed her belly......and/or back, sides, legs, feet......

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What is the best revenge? Forgive and Forget.

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What is the most Hypocritical job and why? Better than Spicy's (imho) - Public Defender. But hers is awesome. You know the law, yet you defend alleged, and sometimes, (the worst) admitted, criminals.

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How long does it take a subliminal message to take effect? Depends on how suggestible, susceptible, and willing you are.

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With the general fear of the safety of the swine flu vaccine are you considering forgetting getting the shots? Can't be nearly as bad as the Anthrax shots they wanted us to take in the military before I got out in 01....

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If you asked someone out to dinner and they ordered the most expensive meal , would you ask them out again Depends. You should be prepared to pay for the biggest thing on the menu. Or DON'T GO THERE. Maybe it's their first time having (pick: Lobster, Alligator, escargot, Surf 'n' Turf, Ostrich, etc)

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Is it OK to wear a long sleeved shirt with a jeans? No. The fashion designers in Paris, New York, Tokyo, LA, and elsewhere want you to wear designer clothes with your jeans. Whatever happened to Jordache and Sassoon jeans, anyway?

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If the Bible says we should not kill, why are many Christians in the military and in a situation where they may have to kill others? I think the original text said "murder". Otherwise, slapping a mosquito doomed you to hell. Not that we don't otherwise commit sins. And the plants (and for non vegetarians) meat/fish we eat were also alive.

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What SHOULD'NT the U.S.A Export? What should America refrain from Exporting? Out military might.

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What shouldn't Britain export? Driving on the wrong (not right) side of the road.

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Can you describe your laugh...loud, snorty, giggly, donkey....what? Deep hearty chuckle.

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Have you ever made a total fool/ding-dong of yourself...what happened? Ding Dong - yummy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ding_Dong

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If you were an Alien...what would you look like and where would you come from? What makes you think I'm not an alien.

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Do you 'jump' the fence...or do you allways use the gate? Depends how long it takes to get to the gate and in how much of a hurry I am to get where I'm going.

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Cameron Daiz~HOT or NOT? It's getting HOT in here. She needs to take off her clothes. WooHoo.

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Have you ever acted foolishly? Why? No never. And I always tell the truth, too....:-)

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Why is it that so many couples (married or serious relationships) nowadays seam to have this mentality of "his" money and "her" money? whatever happened to it being "their" money. I think three accounts are needed. His, hers, and theirs. "Their account" is used to pay the bills. The other accounts are for the individuals. As I have stated elsewhere, I never want to know that she spent $35 for a tube or bottle of lipstick. And she never needs to know I spent $150 on the latest and greatest electric razor. If she wants 5 pair of expensive shoes rather than...

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What fun things are there to do in Minneapolis? Wintertime - count snowflakes or watch thermometer fall. Summertime - slap mosquitos. For all practical purposes, there are only two seasons.

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What do you consider a "major purchase"? Anything more than about $500.

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Why do certain users on Answerbag feel it necessary to inject their opinions that don't even answer the person's question? Would you prefer censorship? How would you control it?

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I got bit by a mosqutio last night now my arm itches like crazy!!!!! what can I do to make the itch go away? :( Mosquito bites and insect stings are acid. Baking soda (a base) helps.

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When does the good part of the Bible start? I keep trying to read it, but always fall asleep when I get to the part listing all those names of people who never did anything on page 4. I recommend Genesis. "In the beginning...". You can skip the lists of names. And how do you know they didn't do anything? +5 Oh, and if you don't like lists of names, stay away from Chronicles....

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What Quote changed your life/the way you think "The trouble with doing something right the first time is that no one appreciates how difficult it was" - Steven Wright

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Is it too hot to wear boots in 60 degree weather? The military wears them all the time. +5

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Should the United States make a trade with Canada? The province of British Columbia for the state of Alaska? Heck no. Why don't we just annex BC like we did with Texas? <jk> +5

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Fall is here. What is your least favorite time of year and why? This is it. I miss the summer. It's too early for a coat, but too late for short sleeves. The vegetable garden is dying, work can't decide if they want the heat or air conditioning on, and the leaves are starting to cover everything that doesn't move.

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What color is your underwear today? I don't wear underwear. Today, my swimtrunks are red with blue and white stripes along the outseam.

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Do you have a pegboard on the wall of your home? Don't understand the minus, but +5 for the question despite the detractor. I have pegboard as the ceiling of my porch. Lets it ventilate, I guess - one of the previous owners did it. Scared to look up there, though. Probably load of spiderwebs and bug corpses.

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What is a word beginning with the letters "COM"? commensurate

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What is your occupation / job? US taxpayer. I work so that the retired, disabled, and lazy don't have to.

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Do you tell your wife or S/O when you visit a strip club and get a lap dance? Do you go into full detail or keep it a secret? I got one the other week. Notice I'm telling? ;)

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Fellas: Have you ever been slapped in the face by your girlfriend, wife, etc and if so, what was the reason for it? My sister slapped me. We hadn't seen each other in awhile and I gave her a big hug. She said "I bet you can't pick me up". I said "I bet I can" and did. "How much do you think I weigh?", she said. I said "150". She gave me a thumbs up. I said "155". She gave me a thumbs up. (note - she was in great shape, all muscle). This...

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Why is it that men feel like they have to have all the power in a relationship? I don't understand it can someone help please. You ask "why" and the answer is Y. The Y chromosome.

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What should I name my blog? "blank" sheet. You fill in the blank. The sheet can be interpreted two ways, y'know. Chicken sheet, bull sheet, bed sheet, music sheet (oops, backwards), street sheet....

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Deep fried.......What? Beer Battered Mushrooms

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After Tuesday I am taking a break from AB...if you should need me you have my mail...if not then you can always contact Sosueme, ok? I will miss your company.

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What would be a good rule or two on how people should conduct themselves when they attend a neighborhood block party? Don't do anything to give yourself a new reputation. Too drunk, pig out, curse someone out, try to pickup a date, etc. Do that stuff on your own time.

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This is for my friends here that have supported me...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hTxl_KIJIw Wow! You look GREAT naked. <jk> Very glad you're my AB friend!

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What will make you freak out? LSD

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Keith Emerson or Rick Wakeman? Actually, I prefer Tony Banks. But if restricted to the choice, I'd go for Rick.

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How many people on ab have your phone number ? (7 people have mine) None. Unless I have friends or acquaintences who are on AB and have never made the connection.

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If Answerbag really is an 'on-line community', then what role do you play in it - are you a: policeman, village idiot, rockstar, curtain-twiching gossip, academic, or something else? - And why? Duh - I'm the Weatherman :-)

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In your opinion, which driver will win the 2009 Sprint Cup Championship? Not sure who "THEY" want to win. Maybe Martin since he's never won. But there's alot of "Pretty Boys" who look real good in commercials, on posters, etc. Like Johnson. Of course, they could give it to their token minority, Montoya.

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How many drivers in the top 12 in the standings have not won a race this year? Who cares? The Race for the Chase and the whole "playoff" idea is a bunch of crap. They've really wrecked NASCAR in the past 10 years (lucky dog, COT, etc)

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Gimp, limp, pimp can you finish this sequence? wimp

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Whew hoo! I finally have a legitimate question. Here goes... the AC on my 2005 Lincoln LS is blowing only warm air. I think it only needs charging. Is there an easy way to do this myself? Tell me what you know. Thanks in advance. Before you do the charge, make sure you don't have a leak, maybe something easy like a seal, or something more difficult like a line.

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How should we take care of the homeless issue? While there are some homeless who aspire to be more, and there are those who have mental illness, and there are others who love the total freedom and lack of responsibility, and other reasons, I'm sure. It's a complicated issue - there is no single all encompassing solution. Remember the stories about the hobos riding the rails during the Great Depression (if not, read about it)?...

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Do you like to cheer people up? Not necessarily. But I don't like bringing/putting people down.

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I've been contemplating putting my male Betta in my community tank. I have a 29gallon with lots of hiding spots. Current inhabitants; 4 guppies 4 mollies 1 platy 2 dwarf plecos 2 dwarf frogs 1 mystery snail Would it be okay to add the Betta in the tank? Yes. One male betta will not be a problem. Two males will fight as will a male and female (except during mating). Any number of female bettas are OK together.

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I am giving big (((HUGS))) to my friend NUNYA...just because I want to...are you going to spend a hug? SPEND? SPEND? Isn't it at least an investment? <hug>

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Have you ever dawdled? Sometimes I dawdle all day long.

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Could you, would you, be my friend? Frriendship is a two-way street.

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Have you crossed paths with a bullsh*t artist yet? Yes, I even bought some of their artwork :-D

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Have you ever walked on your hands while naked? ROFL!! No, I have a hard enough time touching my feet, let alone walking on my hands.

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Excuse me please. That is my _______ you're standing on. Could you get off of it? shadow

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I lost a football bet with another fellow AB'er, so now I have until Saturday to send this person a naked picture of me with my bra hanging off, but I am still wearing panties. What can I do to make this picture Hot? Wanna bet on Sunday's Browns @ Ravens game?

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What was the last words you uttered while in your vehicle? "oh, $hit!". I'm alive but the vehicle isn't.

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What would you like to change about where you live - The Area :) Regulations about what you can do on your property. (for instance, build a garage or shed, etc).

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Any new suggestions food wise? I'm bored of my recipes! Go eat out. Write down everything on the menu that sounds/looks/tastes good and resolve to learn how to make that stuff.

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Do you think people have more than one account on answerbag, and bump up their points without any of us knowing about it? I have two accounts, one at work and one at home. I do not award points to myself. Not ethical, imho.

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What is unique about you? Wanna know how to catch a unique wabbit? You 'neak up on it. Wanna know how to catch a tame wabbit? Tame way, you neak up on it.

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What is the most unfortunate surname you know. I rang somebody today called Jason Fagg! Lacy Gay (poor guy) Robin Hood (What were her parents thinking?)

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Do you think the people in porn films enjoy what they are doing? I always did! ;-)

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Where is the strangest place you've ever relieved yourself? Into a bottle in the back seat of a moving car.

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Do you like talking on the phone? Yes, but not for extended periods of time. Although I have been known to talk a half hour with my Mom.

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Is there any better reason to escape from work than a good lunch? Quittin' time!

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Wild ______________! (fill in the blank ?) Horses

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Whats the sexiest colour dress any female can wear, to turn heads? For a short dress, I'd say pink. For length, red.

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Why do some men find it so hard to commit to anything more long term than what topping to get on a pizza? Why do some women find it so hard to commit to what topping to get on a pizza (without changing their mind)?

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What are some "old Wives Tales" that you've been told? Masturbation will make you go blind.

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Past or Present what your favorite game show? Hollywood Squares (Peter Marshall as host)

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Some people say all immigrants should be deported. Do you agree? No. Only the ILLEGAL immigrants should be deported.

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When people downrate you why dont they have enough heart to comment as well? Wish I could give you more points for this question. That's my major pet peeve about AB.

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What would you do if your partner was more friendly with the opposite sex than with you? To steal a line from Stephen Stills from the seventies "Change Partners"

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If I were rich, I would by everyone I know a_______? One way ticket out of town <jk>

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What do you call someone who blames everyone else for their OWN mistakes? Loser

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If you had a lot of land what would you do with it.....? What would you grow...or breed....? Dental Floss. "I'd be raisin' it up, waxin' it down, in a little white box I could sell uptown. By myself, I wouldn't have no boss, but I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss."

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Have you ever been on a detox program? What was it and did it work? It was one of those "substitution" type programs. To get me off heroin, instead of methadone, they prescribed Answerbag ;-)

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Does a short nap make an evening out more or less enjoyable? She doesn't like it when I fall asleep at the movies.

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When I forget a question I was about to ask on Answerbag, how do I get myself to remember it again? Hypnosis.

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What is a simple way of uninstalling microscoft narrator? Remove Microsoft. Switch to Linux.

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Why has asbestos been removed from brake material and how have the brake manufacturers overcome this change in material composition? Asbestos dust has been shown to increase the chances of lung cancer. Not sure what they've done to replace that material.

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There is a large buffalo sitting on your couch. What do you do? Clip his wings and get the sauce ready.

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How old are you? What if you had a chance to go back in time? I am old enough but still aging. Guess there's nothing I can do about it. I don't want to change the past. The past is what makes me the person I am now. Do I have regrets? Perhaps a few, but I wouldn't be the person I am today without having "Been There and Done That".

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If Obama were gay who would he make a "cute couple" with? Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, or Newt Gingrich. Why should Carville and Mattison have all the fun with this "opposites attract" thingie?

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Do you dream every night? Only when I sleep :-)

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What can we do to keep making a difference? I've stated this elsewhere, but "Lead by Example" and "Be the change you want to see in the world". Neither quote is mine originally.....

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If you were to have a "midnight snack" tonight, what might it be? Burger

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Have you ever hugged a tree?..What did you feel? Woof Woof. I mean. Bark Bark.

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White ______________. ( Fill in the blank ? ) Noise

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Everyone has one good question in them, what's yours? What is your major malfunction?

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Is there a frozen prepared snack or entree you make which tastes better then when you make it from scratch? Breaded Mushrooms.

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Name 5 european countries? Andorra, Monaco, San Marino, Lichtenstein, Luxembourg

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If you have a baby in the hospital and they harvest stem cells from your placenta and get $10,000 for it, do you feel you should get a cut of the money? (link) No. But the baby should get something. A trust fund for college or a car when they turn 18. I was just thinking today about the new blood bank building going up. We donate blood for free and they can afford a new building? Who's funding this? Is this another "health care" issue that needs to be fixed?

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Chicago Cubs outfielder Milton Bradley has been suspended for the rest of the season, and there is speculation he may leave. What is your view? Good riddance. I'm tired of Milton Bradley and his "games".

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Is there a name we can call people who unfairly call others racist? Prejudicial.

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Who would win in a fight between Heinz Ketchup, French Mustard or Kraft Miracle Whip? Miracle would whip them. Mustard is too yellow and won't fight, and Ketchup would be all bloodied.

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Should teachers be able to spell and punctuate? If they're an English teacher, damn straight. If they're math/science, it's still important to teach the right things.

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Is the word obama allowed in your house? Of course. But it's not as popular as Bush or Dick.

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What's something you probably do not want to get in your hair? Peanust butter

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What should you do if you want to go sking in the summertime? Travel to the other hemisphere, where it would be wintertime.

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What was the last place you were at that had a drinking fountain? Work. They have them outside the bathrooms, in addition to the bottle water fountains in the break rooms.

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Describe and orbital in an atom And orbitals are a special case of ordinary orbitals, which are a usual occurence in our universe from our frame of reference. Most things in our universe appear to be spherical, wavelike, elliptical, or otherwise "non-digital". Digital is a special case of analog. Order is a small subset of chaos.

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What would you do if you found out your mom and dad were robots? Deep discovery as to whether I am, too, a robot.

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I grew up Catholic, but if I would have been adopted as a baby by a Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim or any other Religion, I would certainly be a believer of the faith I grew up with. So, aren't religious beliefs a cultural element not connected with the truth? Certainly, parental and peer (marriage, for instance) influences are quite important during childhood. They instill values and a sense of belonging. But many children rebel during their teenage years, as they search for their own identity. I'm sure many find truth in their past religion or in their newfound religion. But truth is not relative.

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Would you sell your used panties on EBay if the price were right? I don't wear panties. Or boxers, or briefs.

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How do i change an abusive stubborn manipulative girl and make her nicer to me atleast? You can't change someone. The trick is to convince them to change themselves. I like hypnosis.

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The AB Halloween Party is about 6 weeks away, everyone is invited, what will you come as? a geeky, nerdy, dorky weatherman. Oh wait, you have to pretend to be someone else..... :-)

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What was your last creative thought? "Edible Garbage", I'm an idea guy.

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If the best candidate for the presidency in 2012 was transgender could you vote for a transgender presidential candidate? Be honest with yourself no one opinon will be viewed as wrong atleast by me. Transgender - no way. Oh, wait, I thought you said transformer (robot). Still no way.

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Should Dads be present at the birth of their child? Yes. They were there when the sperm was put in, so they should be there to see the "results" come out. :-)

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Excuse me for burpin but my butt wasn't workin...would you pull my finger? Why ain't your butt workin'? - got a bug up your ass?

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If you had a 270 pound man charging at you what would you do? Get out of the way. If he does it again, sidestep and trip the bastard. Or kick his kneecap out.

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Lately I don't feel like I can clear my head, I have a lot going on. Does anyone have any suggestions on how I can get my head straight? Probably just need some vitamin O (orgasm).....:-)

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I am tired, how about you? Wow. Nice to meet you tired. I'm weatherman. :-)

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US Special Operations Command has awarded arms globocorp General Dynamics a $10m contract to set up a network of psychological-warfare "influence websites" supporting the War On Terror. Do you think you read one of those sites? Of course. I'm designing one. Mine only cost $400,000. I'm one of the cheaper subcontractors.

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What type of pet do you own, what is its name and why did you pick that name? Not unless plants count as pets...

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Of all of the spices used for flavoring food, which one would you pick to be the best and most versatile for all dishes? "Thyme, give me some thyme". "Oh, the hobbit guessed it" "What?" "The answer is thyme".

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Of all of the spices used for flavoring food, which one would you pick to be the best and most versatile for all dishes? "Old Bay" Chesapeake Seasoning (a blend). As a singular, I like cilantro and oregano.

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____________ love! (Fill in the blank?) Artificial

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If you place 35 points on a piece of paper so that no three points are in a line, how many line segments are necessary to connect each point to all the others? (2009-09-15) 34!

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What whimsical item do you have in your home that would most surprise people on ab? Talking South Park plush dolls.

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The mostly solid, rocky part of the earth extends from the center of the core to the surface of the crust Yes, #7 New York Yankees.

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What is your favourite colour star? I like the color orange, but orange giants do not seem to be good for life-bearing planets.

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How much would you charge for a kiss? Depending on the person, anywhere from -1 dollars to +10,000 dollars. At least for the first one.

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What's your favorite treat at dairy queen? What do weathermen, blizzards, and women have in common? All they care about is how many inches and how long will it last... :-D

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What time will you go to bed tonight? Probably between 11 and 12.

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Why do people have things against emo's? I don't mind the look or fashion, but the music (which started the whole fad) is kinda lame. imho

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Bacon, egg and cheese or sausage egg and cheese? The little cafe in town serves Breakfast Subs for $3. Sausage egg and cheese, Bacon egg and cheese, Ham egg and cheese, or (my favorite) Scrapple egg and cheese. Nothing quite like them for taste, or clogging your arteries, first thing in the morning.

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How do you sleep with your lover? Horizontally. The real question is how can they sleep with me? My occasional snoring and usual tossing and turning.

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How do you (personally) spread the good vibes? Lead by example. Be the change you want to see in the world.

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With it being Father's Day, I was wondering how many people on AB have never met their Fathers? I have never met mine. If it helps, I offer to adopt you. :-)

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I say "Budweiser" you say? Budweiser Budvar, "Beer of Kings"

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Is it true that a woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished? No, after marriage, the MAN is finished. A successful man is one who earns more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one that marries such a man.

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What do you do with your aluminum pop cans? Remove tabs, to save for "causes". Crush cans and recycle for cash when I get several garbage cans full.

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Is dew formed when the sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire!? Scientifically, no.

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Name one animal which lays eggs Platypus

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Which tennis player would you most like to kiss? Anna Kournikova

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Where is the Speech Obama gave to our school Childern? Is it not on the internet if so why not? Is he hiding something? I saw a link to the transcript on cnn.com yesterday. I did not read it.

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Why did everybody stop and you at you !!? Agree with evandad, I think you messed up a word. If you meant, look at me, I'm a momentary head turner. Then they look closer and move on. That's why they sometimes stop and 'look' at me.

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It's the Annual Sillyville Auction for Charity Event! It is for Cancer Research! First item up to bid is a smoke session with the cast members of "That's a 70 Show" ..And a personal tour of the set with Leo that High Guy from Cheech and Chong. First Bid? I'm smoking a big stogie and hoping I can get as high as you are. Maybe even up to Cloud Nine.

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Why do they call it labour day,when in fact it is a holiday? Many died to achieve the rights of workers to have a safe workplace, and the right to work overtime, or to have the Sabbath and/or Sunday for worship or a day of rest. To be treated as people, not just a commodity. The unions which brought us these rights have been well surpassed by the largest union in the world, the one with all the federal, state, municipal, and local government employees....

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What is the Native Americans belief on the end of the world? Some of my ancestors were Native American, but we converted to Christianity. One thing that the Native Americans did agree on is that the world is one system. They would pray before taking the life of a deer, elk, or other animal, saying something like "I'm sorry I need to take your life to make mine survive". The Native Americans "LOVED" the land, and treated it...

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Besides a cold shower or a fan, what are some other ways to feel cooler? DRINK. Alcohol expands the blood vessels (capillaries) making it easier to shed heat to the skin and the world. Sweating also helps, as the evaporation off the skin surface causes cooling (evaporation requires the latent heat to transform the sweat (water) from liquid to gas. The body gets the heat to transform the liquid water to gas from the skin. The more humid it is, the harder for the...

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How many kinds of people are there in the world. More than twenty. I lost count when I ran out of fingers and toes. And, no, I am not a six fingered man, Senor Montoya.

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What do guys like about girls? Double X chromosomes. No need to ask Y.

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Half a chicken lays half an egg in half a day then how long would it take for grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick out the seeds of a dill pickle? You asked "How long?", but time is relative. How many relatives does the pickle, grasshopper, and half egg have?

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What part of a female do you like to suck on? At the risk of getting risque....the lips and what's inside. Bien sur que oui, non?

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Is it bad to have a answerbag account cause my boyfriend got mad? Dammit, b1tch, I told you not to hang out with these people.....

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Do you think President Obama has done a good job in the last 8 month? If so, what changes have you noticed? The two questions are independent. Or should be treated that way. Usually, on AB, we ask ONE question at a time. Your question(s) is/are leading in any respect. Hope this helps.

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In the army you can __________? Surrender your freedom and independence to defend ours. (Major, retired).

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Do you think Mexican immagrants have a right to be in the US, Green Card or not? Illegal immigrants are CRIMINALS who need to be prosecuted. No one who can pay their way in, swim a river, climb a fence, or ride a tide should have more right to be in America than those who wait patiently, legally from countries in Asia, Africa, and Europe (Ok, Aussies and South Americans, too) to enter the USA. The privilege of the American dream does not belong to those who enter...

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What color of shirt were you wearing when you met your current s/o, do you remember? I think it was ICY SILVER. No, I don't know. I don't even have a s/o right now. And I certainly don't remember my previous ones. It really doesn't matter to me. BUT, my favorite colour is orange, although it's tough to wear well.....

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Do you keep your ketchup in the fridge or at room temp.? Ketchup, or catsup if you prefer, should be refrigerated. Mustard can sit out for several months without spoiling. (REGULAR mustard, not blends that involve mayonaisse)

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Does a clever man need a clever woman? If your goal is to create clever children, or to try to out-clever your mate, then so be it. I prefer to think that opposites attract, as it provides stimulation for each to become better people, and better for their lives (with or without kids). While similarities are a great building block, without differences, we would soon stagnate in our relationship(s).

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I meant was on the internet like all the time to answer your question Normal guy to the point I'am a tech freak! Whatever your question is....I have an answer. It might be "I don't know" or "I'll get back to you on that", but I HAVE AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION. :-D

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Who has a better understanding of reality, a scientist or an astrologer? Since much of science has been proven to be inaccurate over the years, and some astrology has been shown to be accurate day to day, take your pick. What do you really believe in? For me, it's faith in a greater power. Call it God, in my perspective.

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Do you ever pass and AP Exam with a score of 4 or 5? Yup, I passed AP Chemistry with a 5 around 1980 and Rutgers would not even let me buy the credits (it was up to the departments), but they said I didn't have to take the classes. And they didn't give me anything for the 4 I got on Physics. So I showed up at the first class, learned the exam dates, and just aced the course without attending any lectures or recitations (small...

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Who came up w/ creamation? without reading the wiki article which Dave quoted, I seem to remember that Viking funerals were afire, even with respect to greatness, as opposed to the burning of witches and those who their society never wanted to see again.

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How do you split the music from the vocals on i-tunes files Mulitchannel equalizer (filter), or download the Gary O. Key version.

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Street walkers today don't seem to get dressed up anymore, does it mean that they aren't trying very hard? Perhaps. Maybe it's the latest trend, attempting to blend with the usual scene. Personally, I don't frequent those kinds of scenes. And if they dressed up, wouldn't they be "Call Girls" or "Hookers" instead of "Street Walkers"? Or maybe it's the economy. They need every penny they earn to make ends meet (drugs or drug-free).

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I'm christian, can I pray for someone to die? If not which religion should I change to? My neighbor is a jerk! No need to pray for your neighbor to die. We all will die. Why not pray for a change in their life? Or for you to have greater strength to tolerate the lives and perspectives of others. Besides, Christian, didn't Jesus teach to love your enemies?

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Might the development of a poetic sense serve to deepen your understanding and not take things so literally? Perhaps, but maybe a dose of reality might awaken you from these dreams, and set your dreams free on the world. Where not everyone else is quite as forgiving of your desires and faults. +5

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What is the purest thing on earth True Love

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What lights your fire mutual passion

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Romeo romeo ..where the hell are you? Duh - with Juliet, of course ;-)

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Can i~ can you~ can anyone? Yes, Yes, and Yes. Am I repeating myself, repeating?

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I cant dance would you dance with me? Sure, we can be foolish together....:-)

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Has anyone else here never made a friend request and all your friends have requested you and you just accepted? Friends come and go. I have received Friend requests and denied them, and have been denied myself. I have had Friends who I have let go, and vice versa. If you're not really interacting with each other, then why not admit the fact that you're really NOT AB Friends. One freaky person wanted to be Friends with everybody on AB, and they came out and stated it. So I continually...

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Have you ever re-invented yourself? Why did you do it and what changes did you make? Love, you do it because you feel you need to. The changes you make are not as important as the fact that you feel you have changed, even if ever so slightly.

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If your partner cheated with someone who wasn't at all attractive and overweight...how would that make you feel? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and not always skin deep. Sorry to hear about your misfortune, but obviously, he was attracted to her, and vice versa.

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Can you give the first name of the last person who hurt you? No. I don't kiss and tell. Not even on AB.

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Is three weeks into a new relationship too soon to be considering living together? It depends. After the first night, did the other partner never leave? Three weeks together continuously is a pretty good sign....

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I miss my boyfriend sleeping next to me. He stays up all night on AB, and sleeps while I work in the day. Am I wrong to be upset and want him to be next to me at night? Lemme get this straight. He plays while you sleep and sleeps while you work. Guessing he doesn't work. Ummm, wanna get married? You can support us both, right?

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If you were forced to remove a body part (besides a finger), which one would it be? Tonsils, appendix, foreskin....:-D

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Have you been depressed your whole life? It started shortly after I met you and found out you have a boyfriend. :-(

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What measures have you used to keep Squirrels off your bird feeder? Pellet Gun. A squirrel is a rodent - a rat with a bushy tail to make it look cute.

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Name a Mountain in your State? Catoctin

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Should politicians always resign if they have an affair? Only if they're caught :-D

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What is the back area from ribs to hips? "love handles", at least in my case. The hardest area to lose weight, at least for me.

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All children should know how to ___________ by age 5. dial the phone numbers of important people who can help them if they're in trouble.

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Would u still be with your partner with they was not attracted to you physical but emotionally they is in love with u?. am can of out of shape and thats wat my girl of 1and half years told me/ should i lose weigth r dump her? muscle dudes is her thing. A relationship is "give and take". It's a compromise. Since this seems to matter to her, you need to consider whether the relationship is worth some compromise on your part. Seriously consider what I have said. If you think it's worth it (or not), you have your answer.

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How am I gonna get rich? (humor always welcome) Farmers often enrich soil by adding manure. Perhaps you need more manure in your life?

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Jesus is not the son of God? What do you think? Everyone makes mistakes.

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Where's the Republican Party's Ted Kennedy? I don't think there are any Kennedy's in the Republican Party.

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When you say "In my humble opinion" to someone, before giving them your opinion...do you really think your opinion is humble? I try to be humble, to put myself in the others' shoes. So for me, yes.

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The music dies...what are you thinking? Power outage

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Where do you feel most at home Ummm. At home? Sorry for the obvious response....

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Answerbag censored my mom, Sharona. She's in the penalty box. Is this justice? Is she that bad? I have known her to be controversial, but not confrontational. My gut feeling is that it might be a little too harsh a penalty.

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How many different techniques do you know for starting fires? Since this IS in the camping section, I can tell you that one or more highway flares will start a fire, even with wet wood. Good tip to tuck away in your mind, and your trunk or backpack.

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Why is he always there haunting me You (or he, or both) are not yet at peace with what you've shared together. One or both may think they needed something else from the relationship. Remember that life is one of (at least) seven dimensions. And we only have FIVE senses, right?

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Who is your most difficult relationship with, and why? self - I set high standards for myself and often fail to achieve them.

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Which is the best fresh fish. The most recent (edible) one you removed from your hook.

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Where is the most stunning view in the world? From the future or the present looking back at the past. If possible, it would be of the future looking from the present or past. Is it possible? I don't know.

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Why do people live on/near active/dormant volcanos? Awesome question. And WAAAAY too full of common sense. Why do people live in New Orleans, which is below sea level in most parts? Why do people live in Los Angeles, which is build over a MAJOR earthquake fault? Why do people live in the harsh climates of Siberia and Alaska? Because they choose to. For whatever reason, it's their choice.

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Why cant we see the woods for the trees To see the woods, you must be on the outside, or at least ENVISION yourself on the outside. Otherwise, all you see are trees.

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Are you happy And if I said no, what would or could you do? But that's not true, I'm happy, not blue.

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House negro. Is this racist? Nope. And neither is NAACP or UNCF.

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What is your favourite cloud Cumulunimbus with crepuscular rays.

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My cousin is going to hook me up on a blind date..which is fine..I will attend. Do you have any blind dating horror stories? Oh, yeah, baby. She was REALLY blind. But they didn't tell me that SPECIFICALLY, they just said a blind date. She was OK, not really my type, and I could see she needed some compassion and I tried to be as nice as I could, but I wasn't really getting on so good with her, and no, I didn't spend the night.

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What are the best ways to prove that you love someone? Stop trying to prove your love. Let it manifest itself in all you say and do. If your love is true, that's all you can do.

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Do you catnap? Yup. I even do doggie bags.

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Why is the sea so deep The depths of the sea cannot hold the love I have for thee.

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Are you obligated to dedicate yourself to the good of the society? No, but feel free to join us.

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My 14 year old daughter wants me to buy her and her friend a 4 pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade? Can you please tell my daughter that she is crazy? And if you say no you can also just "Chill Out"! Tell her F$CKIN' "NO", but if she'd asked for Twisted Tea, you would've considered it....<jk>

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My 14 year old daughter wants me to buy her and her friend a 4 pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade? Can you please tell my daughter that she is crazy? And if you say no you can also just "Chill Out"! I understand that you have asked a question, and because you're my AB friend, I will give you points. But what's the real issue? You've already made up your mind and I'm not disagreeing with you.

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What else does the Secret Service do? I can't tell you. You don't have the need to know, even if you have the Security Clearance level.

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Is there such thing as a beautiful girl who looks in the mirror and sees everything about herself ugly? Or would an actual beautiful girl have some idea of the beautiful things about her? True beauty is not found in a mirror. Mirrors only reflect what you see, and not what others see. Besides, that's only what's on the surface anyway.

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I just realized that I have sexy legs and a brain! What do you have? Love. Who could ask for anything more?

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Are things looking up for Cleveland Browns fans in 2009? Sure. They haven't lost any games yet. They're either tied for first, or tied for last. What's your take on that?

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Have you been to Central Park NYC? ... have or would you walk it at night? I have lived in NYC and walked in the park. Can't recall if I was there after sundown. Not much past sundown in any case. In those days, I was brazen and quick on my feet, but still didn't deliberately do the nighttime thing.

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Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I? When I want your OP in onion, I'll axes for it, oksie?

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Are there any online games where the character continues working or training while you're offline. Ummm. Isn't that kinda defeating the purpose? I mean, aren't YOU in control of that character? seriously

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What would the world be like if Jesus was only born 31 years ago, and L. Ron Hubbard was born 2000 years ago? There would be more love today.

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Did you ever get a first place trophy or award? At what? The first shall be last. I've been a loser at love all my life.......<jk>

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Do all golf courses look the same? No, some are situated on quarter acre lots and called "Minature Golf" DUH.

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I caught my little brother stealing money from my mom's purse. I made him put it but I'm wondering if I should tell my mom? I was also thinking about making him tell her; which one is better? Rat him out. But take some for yourself before you spill the beans, that way he can take the blame for all of it....<jk>....tell him you know, and watch to see where he goes from there.

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I'm trying to thinking of some new ways to punish my kids. Do you have any ideas that could make it funnier for me? Spoons. One spoonful of anything in the refrigerator or cabinets. Nutmeg (sucks up all your moisture), pepper, horseradish, pickle juice, etc. All are nasty, esp. in combination for multiple offenses. Save all the offenses until Friday night, then mete out the punishment......OOOOOH YEAH. (note - they are allowed unlimited water to wash things down and out)

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Whereas some questions from Yahoo! Answers hit FailBlog, would any of my questions? Not sure. However, AB censored my friend, Eclipse, when he attempted to use the word NAKED in his nickname. Go fucking figure. Yes, I wrote that word on purpose.

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Is there anything better than sex? What? not even worth answering - not sure why I'm even trying.....

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What kind of mind do you have? A never mind, if you will.

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What song out of every song you have ever heard do you identify with or can relate to the most? With Or Without You - U2

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What are the chances of someone aged 40 or over finding a partner? something between zero and one hundred percent; alot depends on your attitude and what kind of 'partner' you're looking for.

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What should you do online when you're bored? alexa.com is a good "thesaurus" for web sites. It used to be better before Amazon.com bought them...

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What should you do online when you're bored? Duh. Stop here at AB, but you already figured that out, didn't you. +5

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What is the best way of eating shrimp (prawns)? Not at all, or with an adrenaline hypo nearby - I'm allergic....

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Can you help me collect 105 positive thoughts right here? You already have 145 answers at the time I write this, so assuming you haven't reached the plateau you desire, or if you have raised your expectations.... Love is eternal; it has been, is, and will be. It's a constant. It can't be given, taken, bought, sold, or traded, BUT, it can be shared, innumerable times.

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Which super villain would you like to see again? The Professor, or Rock Bottom.

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Can you take a punch? Probably, but I'd rather be the victim of a punch line. Or punch them first, but only as a pre-emptive strike. Like after I blocked their first attempt.

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Should drivers be banned from using a mobile phone while driving? Driving and mobile phone are NOT congruent activities. imho. Yes, ban it.

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What would my first words be if I saw what you looked like when you got out of bed in the morning? Assuming you got up before me, "He's dead". However, if I got up before you, "He's like the walking dead"

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Is it kind of queer for a man to love his male cat? Queer would be jerking off your male cat, or even weirder, doing something with your mouth. Just my perverted opinion of "queer" which is not far from "weird" or "very strange" in my philosophy.

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What is a word used in golf? Other than profanity, the "Beach", which is slang for the sandtrap. Nobody wants to be on that beach. It's such a "beach" to be there....you might hear thing like, "it was the f%&kin beach for me all day" or "I was doin fine until I had to spend time on the beach on 17"

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If i was a duck, i'd be a...? safe in Wabbit Season....

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What is Ares the God of? followers of idol worship

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How does a person become 'born again'? Realizing that all you have done in the past was in service to yourself and recognizing that your only hope of salvation is in a greater power than your own mind, body, and soul (aka self). In short, trading your independence and freedom of choice for the faith that your life will be guided and, at times, blessed by a greater good. (i resisted the urge to capitalize the G's)

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Why is love so difficult?:´( If it was easy, we could do it all the time with everybody. Oh, wait a minute, what's so hard about that? Oh, I guess you mean a 1-on-1 relationship. Oh, nevermind. Never had one of those that lasted....(yet)

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Do you think it is wrong for a woman in her thirties or forties to go on welfare, so she can attend college full time..if in the long run it would benefit society if she was to be educated? I don't think that ANYONE capable of working should be collecting on welfare. There are loans and grants available for full-time college studies. And we can certainly find work for those on welfare capable of working. After all, we can't seem to get enough illegal immigrants to do it all.......

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Do you believe that english speaking illegal immigrants should be allowed to join the military in order to qualify for a greencard? Nope. Only born or naturalized citizens should be allowed in our military. Mercenaries (hired troops) were the downfall of many nations. Search "Hessian Revolutionary War" for examples of this.

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Do you think children of illegal immigrants should be punished for what their parents did...or do you believe children raised here should be allowed to become permanent residents? I don't think that any child of illegal immigrants who happens to be "pushed out" within the territorial limits of the US should have automatic American citizen rights. While I admit there are illegal immigrants from places other than South and Central America, there are many in Africa, Asia, and Europe who can't get in the country legally because the "quotas" for...

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Do you think the justice system in this country (U.S) , favors the rich, while turning its back on the poor who cant afford private laywers? I think the justice system in America favors the uber-rich, who can afford to "payoff" someone, or the uber-poor, who get free legal counsel from very, very experienced lawyers working for "the public good".

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If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? This is an OBG, but +5 anyway as I'm trying to push you up a level.

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Why do doctors leave the room when you change??They are going to see you naked anyway? I'd like to see you strip, stripped +5 You can call me doctor, too.

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STARTING RIGHT NOW! Someone just blew open your front door. You have 5 seconds to decide your first and possibly last move. What is it? Taking more than 5 seconds is not an option. Depends what you mean "Blew Open". You mean like the big bad wolf?

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Do you have a muscial artist that you now learned to really like but started out hating? I wouldn't say I started out hating them, but I was not a big Rolling Stones fan in the 60's, but they grew on me through the 70's and 80's. Mettalica is another that grew on me with "The black album" and Load and Reload.

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What is a easy ways to save money now? Spend less on necessities. Don't spend on anything else.

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If a friend needed just 1 point to gain a level would you give it to him? I always check to see if my AB friends are in need.

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Who here thinks that those who downrate ought to be named and shamed so that when they do it, we will always know who has downrated us? Think it might deter the cowards? I'd be OK with it. And I do average about 5% downrates.

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If you were invited to an AB party would you come? I'd have to bring along a B, since I'm type A.

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How do you stop tears? Like when you want to cry but not in front of somebody... Sunglasses. If you can't stop 'em, hide 'em.

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Who is the masked pts giver.....Giving all my questions +5?????? THANKS!!!!! Not me +5

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Do people in Europe ever wear Hawaiian shirts? I wonder if Hawaiian natives even own a "Hawaiian" shirt.

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What was the last thing you bought for yourself? Shot of Jaegermeister the other night. Haven't spent any money since.

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Why is a regular doctor's visit covered by insurance? Isn't insurance suppose to be for large unexpected expenses? Perhaps. And some plans don't cover routine checkups. But it's like that old commercial with about changing your oil. You can pay me now, or pay me later......

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Which ABagger do you miss when they are not around ? :) Cognition

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How attractive would someone have to be for you to cross the street to flirt with them? Two X chromosomes and an eye-catching smile should do it.....

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What teams would you love to make it to the Superbowl? Any team that's never been there. Or Vikings vs. Bills - two teams which have lost four Super Bowls without a win.

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Why do tummies grumble? Sometimes mine grumbles so loudly...like right now...can you hear it? Wow. I thought I was hearing distant thunder. Wazzat you?

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Do the years seem to go quicker the older you get? Why does it seem this way? Time is measured in moments, not minutes, months, or years. We have many moments during our youth. Fewer as we get older, it seems.

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Who is number 3 on your phone's speed dial? Sister #1

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If a group of thieves broke into your house during the night, would you ever consider using a firearm? Wound or kill? There are many more deadly weapons in my house than the airgun which I use to kill squirrels and other rodents/pests. But that's just me and the after 6 crowd...........

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People talk about fake breast, but I say if they can be touched they are real. What do you say? I would take a woman with A-cups over a woman with ANY size fake breasts, all other things being equal (personality, face, attitude, etc).

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If you stay at a B&B should you leave money in the Gratuities box on the check-out desk? NEVER. Leave it under the pillow.

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Why do atheists feel the need to cram their beliefs down those who believe? They criticize fundamentalists for doing that yet do the same thing, why? Is tolerance selective? Ummm. I'm against "zealots" of belief, religion or non-religion. Get out of my face, get out of my life. In fact, there's a really nice sign on my property. No Soliciting No Trespassing No Religious Zealots No Politicians Violators WILL Be Prosecuted

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Sounds like Canadian citizens have been reporting the truth about their health care system. President of Canadian Medical Association says their system is sick and imploding. Have any thoughts? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,539943,00.html I think Obama's right, we really don't have competition. We need to break up the Blues and let them compete across state lines. Kinda like when they broke up AT&T Then after a few years, if rates are "bad" in some areas, the government should subsidize and provide incentives to create competition. And monitor closely so there's no conspiracy to fix prices.

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Girls, What skin color do you prefer? white, black, caramel, yellow, and chocolate.(Not a racial questions, just the skin color, eg a white guy can be tanned and get rlly dark) "What is the color when black is brown?" - Neil Young "What is the color when white is tan?" - weatherman

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Do you have a ceiling fan over your dining room table? eewww no - ceiling fans would trap the farts near the table......:-D

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There are 206 bones in the human body. Name one. Please? MANdible

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Counting you, Were there 3 kids in your family? no, I'm the oldest, followed by one brother and two sisters over 10 years

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If your 15, and your mom slaps you across the face quite often (not too hard but pretty hard) what is that considered? Either retaliate (not recommended), press charges (not recommended), avoid the conflict or otherwise deal with it until you can leave.

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Michael Vick (shamefully) kills dogs, not humans and gets 18 months. Plaxico Burress (stupidly) shoots himself, not somebody else, and gets two years. Donte Stallworth gets drunk kills a man and serves 3 weeks. Can anybody explain that nonsense to me? Haven't you ever seen the statue of the woman with the scales. Lady Justice is blindfolded.....at least in America.......

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Parents: if there was a required reading list for parents-to-be, what book(s) would you want to see on it? The Bible, or "Everything I Know I Learned in Kindergarten".

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Know any good "last words?" I like "Don't tell me I can't play with this, it's not even loaded." "Drink to me, Drink to my health" Picasso's last words (according to McCartney at least).

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Where do you suppose we would be right now if the Republicans had chosen to pass legislation aimed at helping all Americans obtain afforable health care during the years they had a solid lock on the federal government? Pretty much somewhere between where we were and where we are. I mean, Liberals (not necessarily Democrats, but they label seems to fit) think anyone who can somehow swim a river or jump a fence (or swim the tide in San Diego) (or pay their way into the country *how Republican/capitalistic is that?*)deserves the American way of life, while people in Europe, Asia, and Africa wait patiently,...

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Why can't Jeannie get out of her bottle when the cork is in? She's formenting at that time.

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Has just about everyone bailed on AB? It seems I never have that many questions on my friends Q&A list, and response time is slower? Maybe you should re-evaluate your friends. And decide why they left, perhaps. +5

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Is your home large enough where you can "put away" summer or winter clothes? My home is "Small" enough (closet space) that it is necessary to put the summer clothes in the attic so that there is room for the winter clothes. There are, of course, certain (numerous) articles of clothing that are yearround.

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Sometimes, when I put my computer (HP desktop with Windows XP home) into standby, it will not come back. I end up having to do a hard reboot. Why does this happen, and can it be fixed? I discovered this several years ago with a Compaq. It seems Internet Explorer, which is *intimately* tied to Windows, despite the EU and FTC warnings, is a memory leak. It seems IE grabs memory every so often and then never releases it. I noticed it first when I left my PC on all day (many many years ago) and came home to find that all the memory and disk (overflow memory) was consumed. And...

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Could you live in a narrow house? Almost like a trailer, but not transporable, or as easily abandonable......

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What book is a good cure for insomnia? M-W Dictionary.

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Do you use products to keep your home smelling fresh? I use incense.

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"I promise God I will eat today and I promise God I will not eat today". Can you eat today or not? God wants to know why you can't make up your mind. Also, which promise did you make most recently?

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Is there a species of animal, that you feel really guilty about eating? Turtle

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What's something you might find in the pacific ocean? Fish.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how clean is your City? City? What city? It's two miles to the nearest traffic light and another 5 to the next one beyond that. Oh, and no multilane highways, either.

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Are you still searching for the right answers? No. But perhaps I'm not asking the right questions.

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When is the right time to procrastinate? I'll tell you later, OK?

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Are you a fan of The Cure? Yup. WAY better than The Disease. :-)

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Where did Christopher Columbus first land his ship on this continent we now call the USA. He never actually landed. He anchored offshore. And Amorphous Bob is right, he was never close to the USA, unless you count the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico or the US Virgin Islands.

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Name one street sign you see on a daily basis No Outlet

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Last time you went fly fishing, What did you catch? Mosquito bites and poison ivy.

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Is Kennedy being punished for the murder of that women who he left to drown while she was pregnant now with Brain Cancer? Kennedy's punishment was known to him as he "met his maker". We can only speculate.

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Do you prefer to shower in the morning or at night? Morning before work. Sometimes twice or more a day if I'm working outside and getting dirty or messing with things like poison ivy or sticker bushes.

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Have you begun to put away your summer clothes yet? (Aug 22, 2009) No, but I have started to organize some of it for a trip to the attic. I will keep alot of my summer stuff out until November. But the white pants (for instance) go after September.

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What qualitys do you think a boyfriend should have? The ones that I have :-)

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What was the first year that Ford or Shelby made a Mustang Cobra. Not sure, I think 67, but it may not have officially be known as a "Shelby" then. GT350, I think...

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Straight razor, disposable, or electric? I used to like a good straight razor shave in the barber shop, but last time I asked for a shave, they used a disposable BIC. I can do that myself......

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Are you tired of waiting? I know i am! Patience is a virtue. And you're taxing my virtue....

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What are some questions to ask a suspect in a murder case Did they kill you first?

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If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, then why practice? Duh... Because nobody is perfect, and I am nobody...therefore, I am perfect.....get it now?

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To get a job in the business world, as a man, what is the longest hair length I can have without getting discriminated against when looking for a job. Would 4-5 inch hair be acceptable as long as I'm clean shaved and trimed? My company hired and has retained a guy with long straight hair half down his back. But he's a computer security specialist and well qualified. And he keeps it well combed and neat.....hth

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White wine, or red? Sweet Cherry Wine, if allowed to go outside the box. If not, gimme the white wine.

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Do you think that if Jesus is really the son of God that he would let a repented liar go to heaven? Ummm. Yes.

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If I hug you, you will _____________? eventually let you go.....

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What do you wish would just go away? Pride and Prejudice

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If someone offered you $1,000 to wear a fake beard and a turban for the entire flight,the next time you flew in an airplane. Would you do it? Ummm. Who and what am I trying to fake by being me? In fact, I am getting really po'ed by this question. It reeks of stereotypes and prejudice. I know several people of the Sikh religion and Indian nationality who are neither terrorist nor Muslim. I am going to flag this question as offensive, and I have already stated my reasons.

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How many cups of coffee do you drink a day? Zero. Everyday. I love the smell of it but can't stand the taste. So yes, I can wake up and smell the coffee, but I'd rather do tea.

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Blue Oyster Cult or Peter Frampton? Humbly, I ask for Frampton because Something's Happening.

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*Fill in the blank! I wish I had a foot long ___________? stack of hundred dollar bills.

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Sex for fun: How many partners in a lifetime is OK? The correct answer is zero divided by zero

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I am trying to decide on a college and am considering the University of Alabama. However, I am not a partier. Are the majority of students there partiers and/or part of Greek Life or is this an exaggeration? If you are comfortable with going there, for the curriculum, the campus, the lifestyle, then go for it. I pledged a frat my freshman year and de-pledged. And AFTER hell week. Frat life wasn't for me. Do not worry about those kind of social aspects. There are clubs, dining halls, and classes to meet people. If you want that, fine. If you don't, also fine. But is Alabama the place...

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A friend of mine told me, everyone has something ugly about them,as well as something beautiful about them, do you agree? I can't disagree with that, from my point of view...+5

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I have had enough, I intend to stop the world and get off , any one else coming? Be careful when you get off. The earth with it's rotations and revolutions is constantly moving. When you vacate, you will carry some of that momentum with you. That is, be careful how you leave. Might want to consult NASA about getting into orbit, or even higher. :-D

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What are some ways to give back to the community? Don't throw your trash out the window - that's land pollution. To go further, adopt a road and pick up the trash that the polluters generate, but can't stand to have in their "pristine" automobiles.

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How do you know when a guy is cheating on you? This is Adams girlfriend. Is your name Eve, by any chance?

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What are the differences between an upright bass and a bass guitar? Approximately, a 90 degree angle, and whether you play with a pick or your fingers. (It's hard to "pick" an upright)

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Do you prefer the drive thru, or sitting down at a fast food restaurant? I only go in, or sit down, if I'm really cold or really hot or need relief from the Weather. I find them very inhospitable.

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Wanna hug me, I am male and I need a hug I'm male and heterosexual, and OK with a hug, but not more than 3 seconds and no "funny business", OK?

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When is it ok to accept "maybe" as an answer? When you're unsure. I have a 'mantra' at work. I ALWAYS have an answer. I usually reply to "I have a question" with "I have an answer". It might be: "I don't know" "I'll get back to you" OR "Maybe". Maybe is my favorite answer when someone asks me "Will you do me a favor?". Unless they're my...

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What is the most offensive song you have ever heard? "Evil Dick" by Body Count

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What are horses thinking about when people ride them? Not much different than walking a dog on a leash. How much do you enjoy spending time with this person, and will they let you do something(s) you want to do. Remember, a bit in the mouth and a saddle on your back is much more restrictive than a leash around your collar.

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Abortion is murder,period!...whats your opinion? Democrats are always right, what's your opinion?

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If you had to be paralized would you choose the top half of your body above the waist or the bottom half below the waist? The bottom half, so I can still remember how to spell paralyzation and look it up with my hands if I don't know.

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Do you think despite publicly disavowing Reverend Wright, Obama actually agreed with his statements like "Goddam America"? Ummm. As the Eagles sang on their reunion tour "Hell Freezes Over" - GET OVER IT. We all make mistakes and sin. Heck, Obama's just a kid, relatively speaking, compared to our other Presidents. He seems remorseful. And whether he has asked for forgiveness from anyone other than the public is not directly important. Religion can be a private thingy, and maybe should be for...

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Do you think the good I do in life will be rewarded via KARMA or HEAVEN some day? Or does any of it matter because what is . Just is.? Nope. You can't "buy" or "earn" you way into heaven (that would make heaven inaccessible to those handicapped by poverty or physical or mental disability). But I encourage you to continue to do "the right thing", to use your God given talents to the best of your ability. What is done on earth for the glory of God is a treasure beyond redemption.

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What do you wish you could do and get paid for it? Dreaming

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Why are all these "teenie bopper" groups remaking 80's music into pop songs? They change the lyrics here and there and they magically become a new song....What the hell? Some degree of musical talent, either self-perceived or by some promoter. And a lack of creativity on their part to do something new, make their statement, or whatever. Or lack of courage or talent to make that statement.

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Do you prefer honey roasted peanuts or cashews? Why not honey roasted cashews? Oh, I like both, btw, depending on my taste(s) at the time.

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Russian _____________. Lullaby

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Was the movie Twister made for TV? No, it wasn't made for TV, it was made to make money.

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Have you ever forgiven somebody? No, but I lie sometimes.

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Is Rock dead? HARDLY. It's currently mating with HipHop after spending awhile mating with Country.

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Can a hawk pick up a chihuahua? Oooh, yeah. And tear it to shreds, too. For itself or it's young'uns.

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What is the best gift on earth? LOVE

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What's the best way to convert an Athiest into a Christian? You can never convince them on your own. You need help.

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Are you going to " HELL" if you are gay,bisexual,lesbian and so on...? Not necessarily. And heterosexuals can go to "HELL" as well.

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Why do you think kids are maturing physically much faster than before? I've heard it's the hormones they pump into cows to make them give more milk.

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Do you think motherhood is the most beautiful thing on earth? No, although I DO love my mother. It's something we all have in common. Except maybe orphans.

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Do you like strawberry fanta? I've never even seen it.

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I have Catholic friends who are loathe to refer to themselves as Christian. They are adament that they are Catholic, and not Christian. Why? Catholicism is a Christian sect/deneomination, right? Protestant, which is the largest Christian offshoot of Catholicism, is from the word "protest", as they protested the rigid thinking of the Catholic church and did not recognize the Pope as being any better than any other human. Some Catholics still think Protestants are renegade Catholics, not Christians, at least not like "them".

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Imagine. The person you love, more than anyone else in the world, is about to die. The only way you can save them, is by taking someone else's life. Could you bring yourself to do it? Would you take a life to save the life of the one you love most dearly? The altruistic answer would be "of course not". The reality is that I have served in the military and would kill the enemy to defend you and your freedom to ask questions like this.

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Am i the only person who hasnt done any sort of drug? including pain killers and even coffee No. Most Mormons shun even legal drugs like caffeine. They don't do coffee, tea, or cola.

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Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex? No. My life is very satisactory as a heterosexual.

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Does anyone have a sarcastic quote out there? When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what to say. . No one's life is a complete failure, it can always serve as a bad example. (You're not a total loser, you're providing a great example to people of how to fail at life)

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How can you fix obese children? You "could" fix them the same way you fix a pet, but I bet you'd be better off with measured portions and a lock on the refrigerator and pantry. Incentives can help. Like an extra buck each week for each pound you lose and keep off. After six months, their metabolism will have changed enough that the money will have been well invested. Also, remember that muscle weighs more...

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My boyfriend said he has lost some respect because I'm on this site. I think its funny. Do you tell your love one about this site. Darlin', you don't have to ask....you already know.

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What if the Supreme Court said in regards to sexual harassment something to the effect of "cleavage or the sky, if it's visible it's fair game for commentary"? And how would that affect their opinion on public breastfeeding? Or nude beaches? Or that thin line between art and pornography. --- Can't really see it happening in the US. +5 anyway

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What kind of weather makes you most happy? Whatever I'm in, and whatever tomorrow brings.

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Is adulteration of food stuffs a serious problem in your country? Is the abuse of bananas, cucumbers, and zuccini causing the dissolution of marriages?

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Black Dog? or Stairway to Heaven? Ramble On, if I can go outside the box. Otherwise, Stairway.....although I like Black Dog, Stairway has three different parts, kinda like a mini-symphony.

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If I told you that I will give you points for questions that you ask and answers that you give, would you add me to your friends list or not? My friendship cannot be bought. It must be earned.

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America got talent or Britain's got talent? Antarctica's got ice. Yup, don't matter to me.....

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Rivers or canals? Natural or manmade?

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How long could you laugh continually? "I could laugh all the way to hell" - from Modest Mouse "Missed The Boat".

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Would it be fun to hang out with you? Depends on what you like to do....

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Is your avatar your favorite, or do you like someone else avatar more than yours? I kinda like mine, but I'd love to date one or more of Zach's avatars.....

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You have a date tonight. You have a coupon to rent any car in the world for free for this one night. Which will you choose? Ferrari Berlinetta. If not available (they didn't make that many), then whatever has the most comforable back seat ;-)

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Are you writing a book, too? one for sure, the story of my life - in living color...

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You can borrow my time machine and spend one full week in a different decade. Which will you go to? "In the year 2525, if man is still alive....." (Zagar and Evans - one hit wonder)

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What's on the menu for breakfast this morning? blackberries, tomatoes, and peppers (fresh picked)

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An aquarium is 36 inches long, 24 inches wide, and 16 inches tall. the aquarium is filled with distilled water to a level of 12 inches. if a cubic foot of distilled water weighs 62.4 pounds how many pounds of water are in the aquarim Good thing it's filled with distilled water and not beer. Then we might need toknow the specific gravity of the alcohol, assuming we didn't put straws in it and drink it.

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Does your mother curse? Probably not. Never heard it. And she's 80 now. If she hasn't cursed the things I've done yet, she probably never will...

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I'm Elvis, you are? No. Wanna donut? Peanut Butter sandwich?

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What are some really good, "trippy", mind boggling, make you wonder, question life and all of reality, type movies? Like Fear and Loathing, Momento, Waking Life type stuff? I've seen a lot and I am having trouble finding more. Have you seen any of the old "Twilight Zone" TV episodes (half hour, black and white)?

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Do you think forensic shows such as CSI and Law and Order, Bones, etc. encourage or discourage murder? I think it encourages potential criminals to "think smarter". But remember, the "best" crimes are yet unsolved.

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What would you like to achieve if you are given 10 years time and access to unlimited but accountable funds? Analog computer.

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Are you from the future? Probably. If I'm alive when you read this, then I wasn't lying.

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Is it possible to sleep with one eye open? Figuratively, yes. Literally, probably. I can't tell if I'm asleep.

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What is something you would not want to get caught in your throat? Bowling Ball. Not sure how it could get there....

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If something were to happen to you tomorrow have you made arrangements for the future of your pets? Have you included any instructions pertaining to them in your will? I request that all my pets be slaughtered and fed to the homeless. If they're not interested, then bury them with me. (ain't got no pets).

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Can You completely fill a 3D space with non-intersecting, radius_1 circles? (guess) Why do You think so? For an example, ask a 'digital' computer to calculate all the points within a volume. It can't. Like asking it to compute "pi" to the last decimal. But an 'analog' computer (integral versus summation) could do it quite simply.....anyone getting any inspiration for a new technological invention?

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What do you think was the greatest album of all time? I have to go with Dark Side of the Moon, even though it has fallen to #3 on the worldwide best seller list (behind Thriller, and Back in Black, which recently passed it).

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Are you completely sane? What is the difference between in sanity and insanity?

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Can You completely fill a 3D space with non-intersecting, radius_1 circles? (guess) Why do You think so? You cannot fill a nth dimenionsal object with lower dimensional objects. You can't fill a square with points. You can't fill a volume with slices or points. And you can't fill a 4d object with only spacial (3d) objects.

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Do trees have feelings? It has been demonstrated that trees (and plants in general) have some sort of communicative activity. I will attach a link.

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If you could change the weather into a likeness of your inner self, how would it be? Wow, a weather question. Predictable.

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Where you once ever In Love with a Amy? hahahah:) Now I can't get that Pure Prarie League song out of my head. I'm gonna get even Teej.

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Where you once ever In Love with a Amy? hahahah:) I chased an Amie for awhile.

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The whiptail lizard of the genus Cnemidophorus are able to reproduce without males. So can dandelions. So why do we need them? You're right, we should exterminate those species. Get with it male chauvenists!!!!

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Which car offers the best bang for your buck? I remember the Ford Pinto and AMC Gremlin were prone to gas tank explosion from rear-end collisions. How's that for a BANG?

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Who was the greatest Denver Broncos player of all time? Elway, but Floyd Little was a star on a mediocre team.

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Have you ever received an award of achievement in your field of work? If so, what for? I only have a few official awards. Employee of the Quarter and Technical Achievement awards from companies that no longer exist. Medals from the military that I didn't deserve, and other medals they should've given me. My greatest awards are the spoken and unspoken thanks of those I've helped with their lives or careers. And I have the same gratitude to those who have done...

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My bf of over a year broke up with me 8 months ago because he became really religious and decided it was now a problem that I wasn't the same religion. I miss him so much. We were perfect besides the religion thing. How do I get over this? Convert to his religion or let him go. Or maybe he's lying and there's more than religion that's gotten between the two of you.

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Why hasn't the U.S killed Osama Bin Laden? His death would diminish the Department of Defense budget.

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How do you like yours? I prefer EASY, but often wind up taking the HARD ROAD.

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...revenge or forgiveness?... The satisfaction from revenge is temporary. Forgiveness lasts.

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Why is the sky blue? The arriving light is scattered by atmospheric molecules according to the principles of Rayleigh Scattering. If the sun was a different colour, the sky would be also. Also if the atmospheric composition was different. On Mars, the sky is PINK. Really. And I like Pink, I think she rocks.

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How do you mustardbait? My friends where talking about doing it with each other and I didn't know what they were talking about. Help plx. Put some mustard on your tongue, stick it out, and wait for a weiner to stop by. Then apply the mustard liberally to the weiner. No buns are necessary. I can't believe I just wrote that. Oh well. :-D

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Do you think it is necessary that we should always be well prepared for a war? Freedom isn't free. It must be defended. There are those who would trample us to achieve their personal goals, whether they be power, money, fame, prestige, or whatever else corrupts their souls.

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How common is it for lawyers to overcharge? It's legal to overcharge as long as there's someone willing to pay. Overcharging is common in class action suits.

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Guys... Are you intimidated by a tall women? Miss you Nurse. Will you be back when the weather turns winter?

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How would you react if a close friend wanted to have a serious and confidential discussion with you about their experience with being abducted by aliens? Missing Ruby Doomsday on a Thursday, not a Tuesday. When you change with every new day, still I'm gonna miss you. Will you be back in the winter, when you're snowed in?

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Do you enjoy old B & W movies? If Yes, which are your favorites? Can't decide among the great stuff that the Marx Brothers did.

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Discribing your home..."It's the house of_____" organized chaos

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Where to buy custom shirts , suits in thailand? Wild guess - at a tailor shop?

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If you have a big hat, does it mean that you have a big ego? Thars a thin line between ego and self confidence, cowboy. Do you like my new 30 gallon hat?

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I really like this boy but he doesn't want to date he just wants us to be friends with benefits. Should I be because I like him? Or shouldn't I be? Do what is right for you. Don't ever compromise your values (until you're married :O)

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Isn't it a little strange that retirees are railing against "government-run" health care and "socialized medicine"...with Medicare cards tucked in their wallets? No. Most of those retirees had to EARN everything they got. They grew up in the Depression and WW-II.

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When you gave an inch did they take a mile? Sometimes. Sometimes I give an inch and they give back a yard.

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Is religous experience only a psychological thing? Maybe. We're all wired differently. I've definitely had physiological effects.

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What do you think of trolls going after trolls? I think it shows a lack of professional courtesy. Kinda like one congressman accusing another of wrongdoing. :-D

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Where do AB trolls come from? Mutations of ordinary AB'ers. Sometimes the mutation is voluntary.

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You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call? Ghostbusters!

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What foods of fruits should i am going to eat to make my bowel movement normal? Apples and bananas have alot of fiber.

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What's one club that definitely wouldn't want you for a member? KKK

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Do you play the game because you love to play or do you play the game because you love to win? And what happens if you lose? I don't think anyone likes to lose. Whatever game it is, I'll likely give it a shot, and if I lose, I prolly won't be back again. But U, 1 on 1, I might lose on purpose just to spend time with you. Just 4 U

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I don't know if the two Americas will ever reconcile their differences. One is a country of individualists who want to do their own thing..the other is a country of those who want to pull together for common goals. Do you see reconciliation ever? Every 4 years the individualists (Democrats) and conformists (Republicans) lobby for votes. We really do need a third party.

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On a scale of 1--10, where one is absolute dishonesty and 10 is absolute honesty where do you place yourself? What do you think is the average for all citizens in the US? Well, if everyone answered HONESTLY, the average would be 5.5 (10 + 1 divided by 2). But in America, 70% of the people think they're above average drivers. Which, of course, means that AT LEAST 20% of them are wrong. There's a great (thin) book from the 1950's which is recently back in print. It's called "How to Lie with Statistics". Quite an eye opener.

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Men, will you grow a moustache for Movember? Not sure what you're talking about. I almost always have a moustache. Should I cut it off and grow a new one? What's the occasion?

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Should men wear Speedos? Only if you have "the package", both above, below, and within the spandex.

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What question shouldn't you ask Hilary Clinton? What would you say if Chelsea named your granddaughter "Monica"?

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If your s/o doesn't pay you many compliments do the ones they do give you seem sweeter? But if they compliment you all the time, does it become too ordinary? Would you take it 4granted? Regardless of the degree of sincerity?

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How do you know if someone is just using you for sex?? What are all the signs to look for? You can see it in their eyes, they're just looking to score. But if you're both on the same page, it can be a good thing. I've had women in the past who've been OK with such a relationship. As long as both parties agree that this is only for "fun" and not for keeps.

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Here's one? One and One and One makes Three. Got to be good looking 'cause it's so hard to see.

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Should we all mail one roll of toilet paper to Fidel and solve the toilet paper problem for the Cuban people? I think Raul is in charge now.

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What's usually plastic now, that didn't used to be? Picnic Coolers.

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When your FAITH went missing, where should you start SEARCHING? Start searching the last place you remember having it. And when you find it, it'll be the last place you looked. I mean, after you've found it, you wouldn't keep looking, would you? (special thanks to George Carlin).

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What specific candy or brand, could you do without forever? Chunky, raisinets, or any other chocolate candy with raisins in it.

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What's your oppinion of toll roads? When the state converts a federally funded road to a toll road, it just reeks of foul play. If the road was built with private funds, then there's nothing wrong (e.g. New Jersey Turnpike). There should always be a free alternative to the toll road. If not, the ACLU should sue the state or municipality.

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You have $ 3.00 in your pocket to buy lunch. where will you go and what will you buy? Soup at the company cafeteria or Wawa.

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What are the facial physical side effects of not sleeping much? Ummm. Bags under your eyes, or so I've heard.

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Why does Joan Rivers still look like she is 20 years old?(I just saw her on Larry King.) Special Effects.

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What is a miracle to you? Let you know when I experience one again. +5

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Why is the first Ford Mustang considered to be a 1964 1/2 model year instead of a 1964 or 1965? Productin was probably delayed and someone got an ingenious marketing idea. I have a 84½ 20th Anniv edition, it came out mid-year. Another way to boost year round sales.

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Famous or not, Who is someone you don't know well but would like to have a drink or a cup of coffee with? I don't drink coffee +5 anyway.

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When you think of Chicago, you think of..what? Blue Brothers +5

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you today? Aassuming 10 is high, between 9 and 10. Every day a holiday. Every meal a feast. +5

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Are you a compulsive 'Thank You Aholic?' LOL!*:)* Yes, I am compusively polite. +5

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I've avoided sunlight for over 6 years. Besides lowering my risk of skin cancer, what other benefits of staying out of the sun are there? Vitamin A + D deficiency.

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How cute are babies? So cute, you could just eat 'em. That's why everybody seems to need to put their germy mouths on 'em.

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USA is probably the best known three letter acronym in the world. Can you think of any other internationally recognised three letter acronyms? GOD = God Over Devil.

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How to attract people in Facebook? What's Facebook?

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How do you refer to your main meal of the day? Believe it or not, it varies. And no set schedule either. I eat when I'm hungry and stop when I'm full.

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Are you for or against threesomes, and have you ever done a threesome before? No. I'm strictly one-on-one. Anything else is too distracting.

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How many sports team shirts do you own? About 7 or 8 shirts, all from just 3 teams.

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Would I be able to trust you if I told you a secret? While I never say never, your secret is generally safe with me. But if you told me you had a nuclear device and were going to detonate it, I might not keep that secret.

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Do you 'draw a bath' or do you 'run a bath'? I take a bath. Before that I fill the tub or run the water.

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Why do you dismiss all other gods but your own? Because My God wants no other gods before me.

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I would like to see my reply Then go ahead, reply to your non-question.

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Do you have Hidden feelings? No, I pretty much wear them on my sleeve.

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There is an awesome thunderstorm going on at my house, who else loves them. weatherman appreciates a good thunderstorm once in awhile +5

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Thunder and lightning...love it or hate it? weatherman says "take a guess" :-)

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Say something Obvious!!! Hello

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What are you trying to do? Whatever God has planned for my life.

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Have you ever been seriously misjudged or gossiped about? How so? One Halloween, I dyed my hair (and beard and eyebrows) black but didn't use the temporary dye. Anyway, a few days later somebody said "Shalom" to me thinking I was Jewish. Never experienced prejudice before that, at least not first-hand. I mean, he'd never seen me before and just assumed by my appearance that I was Jewish. Very much an eye opener.

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Why do you think you beautiful? I don't think I am, but I do think I'm more beautiful on the inside than out.

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What do you eat, that is sure to give you indigestion? The sausage they put on pizza in the company cafeteria. It tastes great, but it haunts me for hours.

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What is something you are selfish over? Hmmm.....thinking.......hmmmm.......thinking......

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How many famous people with the surname "Jones" do you know? Jerry Jones (Cowboys owner). Also lots of pro sports players.

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Does Bigfoot really exist? I've been told I have a big foot, but there are plenty of people who wear bigger shoes than I do.

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How far are you willing to go to be with the one you love? Florida.

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When a cop arrests a person for "DUI" they say do all these tests before hand and then they finally say "you are under arrest for DUI". I take it that means "under the influence" correct? Now if they did that to me I would want to know under what? In a few states, DUI is a lesser offense to DWI, which is Driving While Intoxicated, while in other states, DWI is the lesser offense with the meaning Driving While Impaired. Go figure.

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True or False?You have had at least two broken bones in your lifetime? True, I broke both Radius and Ulna in my left arm in elementary school playing a pickup game of football. I also broke other bones.

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Is it really time to say goodbye here?......to all of my friends...you dont go without a hug and my e-mail adress!! Don't leave me. I love you, sis.

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What did you buy that you wish you hadnt? Near new GMC Pickup Truck. Should've bought the older Ford, which was $8,000 less. Wound up losing my job a few months later and it took me a couple years to recover.

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Ok, we are kidnapping other ABers, who are you going to kidnap and why?....where are you taking your victim? Baxter, to save her from herself. I'm taking her to the beach.

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If you could hold someone close in your dreams, who would it be? "Every night I'm lyin' in bed Holdin' you close in my dreams, Thinkin' about all the things that we said And comin' apart at the seams. We try to talk it over but the words come out too rough. I know you were tryin' to give me the best of your love." (Eagles)

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I am going back to the seventies now, what can you remember from that time? I'm not even 60 yet, so I can't tell you about the seventies until I get there. :-)

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What song has these lyrics I keep hearing in my head "cause we're living in a world of fools"? How Deep IS Your Love - BeeGees

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Why is my will less important than God's? You have free will. So does God. Are you so vain that you think you are more important than God?

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Do you have more gold or silver jewellry? Silver. I prefer the color. And I have some "white" gold as well. Very little "yellow" gold.

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What does everyone have that they can always count on? fingers and toes. Count to twenty.

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Whats the best form of cash to take with you when travelling? Coins. Lots of them, especially pennies.

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Everyone was born an Atheist, why do people feel the need for religion? I was not born an atheist. I was born a child of God. It took me several years to realize.

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Are you planning on taking every day of your vacation this year? Do you also take 'sick' days as vacation days? I am also in a "use or lose" situation. I will be taking it all; I earned it.

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What makes the Bible more true than the Quran? Even vis-versa? The Most Highly True book is Dr. Suess's "Green Eggs And Ham".

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Would most men rather have a women with big fake boobs or smaller natural ones? Natural. While I do understand the hopes some women might have for larger self-esteem associated with larger ta-tas.

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Bit of fun. Take a guess. How old do you think i am? ;) 68. You did say there's an 8 in your name.

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Do you support socialized sewage? Why should the government control our sewage when I can just toss my s**t into the neighbor's yard the same way most big business does to profit? You must trust the government when it comes to sh1t. They are truly the experts in this matter.

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What do you call a man (fully grown) who has no job, no car, bad credit. Potential gigolo.

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What are some things that would be totally useless when trying to bag a deer? (hunting) Mouse Trap.

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Do people in northern Germany eat Hamburgers? Yes, and sometimes they eat Frankfurters, too.

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It's a beautiful day to take out the catamaran, or a sailboat, would anyone like to join me? I'd rather take the boat, because if the wind dies, as it sometimes does at midday, we could be stranded out there. (with no beer). Assumes the boat has a little motor.

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Where does the Marine Corps "Force Recon"; fit in with the Navies "SEALS", and Armies "Green Berets"?? Meaner or wimpier? All are elite, highly specialized units with their own specialties. BTW, "Green Berets" are called "Special Forces".

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What are some of the funniest lyrics by the Beatles? She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh. I told her I didn't and crawled out to sleep in the bath. ----------------- anything from "I Am The Walrus".

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Anyone know any *good* answers to "why did the chicken cross the road"? Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved under the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

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Is SETI looking for anything other than radio signals? Probably additional funding. Isn't everyone?

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What can an amp do? amplifier? ampere?

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Would you ever date outside of your race? Of course. Dating only the people in my race club would severly limit the possibilities.

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Does slow traffic irritate you? Not really, it's usually just one or two idiots slowing the whole pack. Those idiots irritate me, and I will flip them off if/when I get to pass them.

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Favourite music label and why? R-O-C-K

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Name one item which you always buy in pairs Pants. Why are they called a pair anyway, they don't come apart?

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If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? Because the squirrels evolved into monkeys.

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