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Why aren't you a millionare yet?
My mom threw out my baseball cards
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Guys, do you breathe a sigh of relief after taking off your underwear?
I'm a freeballer
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Do you think you are older or younger than me?
Both
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Why do dogs attack postmen ? It's not my fault no-one sends them any mail !
Who said it was? Are you a postmen? If so, carry a baseball bat and crack every ill-bred pooch who comes your way.
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Do you have a cousin you wish wasnt your cousin so you could hook up with your cousin?
Incest is best (not really, but its kinda funny!)
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
The condom broke
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
The condom broke
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Should the US government legalize prostitution?
In my line of work (which is not working and eating my parents food), I have come across many a prostitute, and think it should be legal. However, it should be free. Why should I pay for the STD and then the medication to clear it up?
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Whats going to happen in 2012
the rapture
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Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?
Ummm....how about when you tell your girlfriend she looks great even when she doesn't. All men lie to their significant other at one point or another to make them feel better about themselves (and to ensure they live to see tomorrow!)
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What Turns You On The Most?
Nice teeth
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What would Jesus do?
lol +4
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A guy I used to date and live with says that we will never get back together yet our arguements get pretty ugly. He was hurt badly in a previous relationship and after 5 years he's still sticking around. Could it be he's just afraid of committment.
Was that a question? Couldn't tell because of the lack of a QUESTION MARK!
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How often do you pee?
When nature calls...
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Can you imagine a waterless society, and/or can you decribe it and what we would use as a water like resource to supply earth?
We can't survive without water. Everyone/everything would die.
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In your personal view, what would 'world peace' look like, how would it function beneficially for everyone?
World peace cannot be achieved, because someone will always want something his neighbor possesess (sp), and others will always be more powerful than others. World peace is a lost cause.
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I am in a relationship and I am not happy he dosn't hit me stay out all night or cheat but he puts no matinance into our relationship I feel under apprciated and there is not passion or romance. I recently had a man show intest in me and it felt nice
I think there may have been a question in there, however you have seemed to have left out the question mark. My brother in primary school comes up with more inteligable sentences then this load of rubbish. Stop smoking crack and get an education.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE LOVE IS GONE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND HOW DO RID OF THE PERSON WHEN YOU KNOW THE LOVE ISN'T THERE ANYMORE???????????????????????
I used to type in all caps, then I decided I didn't want a job mixing cement.
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Did you had a Teddy bear when you where little?
I have/ had a stuffed harp seal which I ingeniously name "Seal"...
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Why would someone continue to ask questions on a subject that nobody agrees with and they constantly get flagged for?
Their stubborn, stupid, or completely oblivious to everyone else's feelings (hope your listening "chosen By Grace")
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Where do i find the guy of my dreams?
Right here!
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Want your booties?
Want me to shove my boot so far up your ass I can tickle the back of your teeth with my toes?
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If my mom says i have to wait untill im more mature to date, what do i do?????
How old are you? You have two options, date behind her back (which would be tough to do), or wait till you're more mature.
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How would it make you feel if you called a friend or relative and heard a recorded message on the answering machine of someone that is longer with us?
I think you are trying to say someone who is "no longer with us". It would make me feel differently depending on who the person is.
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Do you find me offensive? If so why?
You're a stupid annoying twat
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Would you ever kiss a woman who had a beard?
Would you ever suck off someone with genital herpes? Didn't think so.
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I had friends a guy,later on his gf became my friend,my grandparents dragged me away from them last summerthe friends played me like cards,i still miss them.it effects me somewhat often.the guy friend took my virginity2yrs ago.what should i do?
Learn how to spell in the English language.
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What is your most precious memory?
The first time I got head.
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What brand underwear (if any lol) are you wearing right now?
I'm freeballin' like a true man
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Strawberries or shrubberies?
You're mom goes to college
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What is the most powerful quote you know? What is the most powerful word?
"I have a dreamsicle!"
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What tests your patience more than anything?
When girls want to talk about their emotions before they go down.
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Describe the chair your sitting in rigth now.
She has your last name and says you're her offspring.
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What calms you down when you have had a stressful day?
A six pack and a bag of weed. Trust me it works.
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Why is this girl(acquiantance)at thye gym acting like thiss?-we weren't really cool with each other untill recently where i had a good conversation with her last month,but at times she will look at me when i'm passing from behind her,gaze at me etc....
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? Learn how to spell and then I'll consider answering your question.
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Can a lady be sexually addited to a guy?
Ask your mom about me, and see what she says.
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What is the most dangerous thing in your home?
It's in my pants.
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Why would anybody set off fireworks in the middle of the night in a densely populated area?
They're stupid?
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How hard is it for you to walk away from a battle of words? What if you've already started, and you know it will only end up making one or both of you angry- but you just want to keep going, always thinking of new remarks? What do you do about it?
I don't walk away. Look at my history, I stay and win. Always... :)
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What do you do when your best friend is acting like she doesnt want to be friends anymore.
Slap that little shit upside the head! Friends are supposed to stick by eachother through thick and thin. Find out what the problem is and try to rectify it. You both have to be willing to make some comprises to be happy. If she won't work with you then you are going to have to except that. Its not worth trying to fix a friendship if only one person genuinly wants it.
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Im sleeping with a rapist its my fiance i just found out things and realized this and im sick to my stomach and i cant really sit still. How do i get help and break up with him. I still cant seam to on my own. thy so much best wishes to you for helping me
Will you stop spamming. It's not even a waste of time, it's a waste of the internet. If your boyfriend/husband/"fill in the blank" has raped you/someone else/"fill in the blank" then leave him and tell the authorities. Cut this crap out. Want me to call you a wambulance? Want some more cheese with that whine? No. No more whine for you, because you are drunk on the...
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How offensive is it to have someone 'dared', with -real money-, to make-out with you?
Not at all! Your hooking up with someone out of your league. Thats awesome, even if they don't like it doesn't meen you shouldn't, enjoy every moment of it.
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What is something that a female could do or wear that would turn almost any guy on?
Nothing but the radio...ok I stole that from "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" but hey, if that doesn't work nothing will
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Heres a quandary: you are in a public place, a young woman is wearing a very sheer white dress but extremely pink underpants underneath, do you mention to her that she might need a slip or do you just walk away and not say anything?
When people do that at school its awesome!
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Someone broke into my car last night, dumped all my CD's on the floor...but nothing was taken. Should I be offended?
Apparently your taste in music sucks...thats how i'd interpet it
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Have you ever felt so heart broken ,that it really feel's like your heart hurt's?
Yes. The sinking feeling in my stomach and the knot in my throat. Who said that its better to have loved and lost? Sometimes you wish as if you'd never loved at all.
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Be creative.. explain the scenario! Charlie died when the music stopped
Charlie was sitting on a big chair. Unfortunately, this was one of the chairs the giants were using to play musical chairs.
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Be creative. Explain this scenario: Charlie died when the music stopped.
Charlie was sitting on a big chair. Unfortunately, this was one of the chairs the giants were using to play musical chairs.
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Do you have to pay for it when you call an ambulance?
Nope.
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One of my favorite new songs is called "Waiting on the World to Change." Do you think that's what most of us are doing?
I loathe John Mayer
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Explain this scenario: Adults are holding children, waiting their turn. The children are handed (one at a time, usually) to a man, who holds them while a woman shoots them. If the child is crying, the man tries to stop the crying before the child is shot
Pediatric Center getting tetanus, hep-b, etc shots...that or Auschtwitz
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Wouldn't life be better if everyone was in the same social class and money didn't matter?
no. Communism doesn't work. There would be no incentive to do anything, since you could be a fast-food chef and make the same as a surgeon.
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Why does Chubb Daddy hog all the sheets at night? It's just not fair. He never kisses me or shows any affection anymore. Is he cheating on me with another man?
You and Chubb Daddy are both stupid pillocks. I always figured Chubb Daddy was camp, but the mystery was with who...Well ahoy! I have found the other butt-pirate!
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Men: Is there ever a justifiable reason to strike a woman?
If a ho needs to be slapped, then a ho needs to be slapped.Keeps em in line.......JK (hope there aren't any feminists out there...) It is justifiable to knock any one regardless of sex if they attack you. In self defense violence isn't a wrong.
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If you could choose to be reborn at any other time in history than you were born, when would you pick?
Born in the late forties so I could be a teen in the 60's and rockin college in the 70's
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Who hates Raymond?
ad
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Which is cooler vampires or zombies?
They both suck. Its all about ninjas and pirates
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What 2 colors would your Mood Ring usually show and why --?
Black---Like my heart (hehehehe)
Red---Because I am an ambitious person
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What is something that agrees or disagrees with the phrases "what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger"?
Muscular Dystrophy
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Would you abort a baby if it was going to be retarded?
I would love all the way to the orphanage
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So... how has the Bag spiced up your love life?
It hasn't. If anything its detracted from it.
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Your given $10,000,000 and two days to spend it, after 10% to charity and 10% to family how do you blow the rest?
By a small polynesian island
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Is there anyone you'd like to see launched into space with a one way ticket?
I hate Cameron Diaz.
Just when you thought MTV couldn't get more annoying, they give Cameron Diaz her own show called "Trippin':"
Note that the name of the show is "Trippin'" and not "Tripping" because the addition of the letter "g" would not be consistent with the views of MTV's urban youth demographic who tend to frown upon...
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What can I do with a bunch of thimbles, bottle caps and fishing line?
Melt the thimbles (which are probably lead) into one GIANT ball of lead, run a fishing line through it, and then you can beat your kids when they get out of line. Love your kids? Prove it by beating them.
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Who is the person you dislike the most?
For those of you that are fortunate enough not to know who I'm talking about, Helen Hunt is the lady on the TV show Mad About You, the movie As Good as it Gets, and the movie Twister. John Leguizamo is the violator in the movie Spawn, Luigi in the movie Super Mario Brothers, some dork in the movie The Pest, and himself in a short lived Fox show called House of Buggin.
Why do I hate...
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Do you do anything in the shower other than shower?(ex:brush teeth etc)
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
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What is your favorite colour of eyes?
My eyes which are naturally green
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My boyfriend gives into pressure easily how can i help?
Beat him with a PVC pipe
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Should California divide into two states? Suggest names for them.
No, California should just secede from rest of the country
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Been with my gf 4 2.5 years now,everythin been good until recently,she has been avoiding,she says she still loves me and aint gonna leave me but she seems 2 want 2 go out until l8 an not want 2 talk about things + i know she aint cheatin what should i do?
I used to type like you, but then realized I didn't want a career mixing cement.
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Other than AB what else are you addicted to?
Meth
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Do you let your young kids sleep with you?
Michael Jackson does...So I guess its okay
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If humans didn't need sleep, what would you do with the extra time that you have?
A whole six hours?!?! I would probably waste it like I do with the other 18...
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My husband has grounded my step daughter...she is wanting me to go against what he says and allow her to use the phone to call her boyfriend after her dad goes to bed. I told her no and now she says I am untrustworthy, how do I make her understand?
You have a kid that misbehaves? Smack the little shit up side the head and tell her to shut up. I'm tired of all these parents that are afraid to discipline their kids.
There's a fine line between child abuse and discipline. Take my dad for example; when I screwed up, my dad would electrocute me. And look at me today: flawless. Electrocution builds character.
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What is something that you CAN NOT WAIT until it goes out of style?
Rap Music and being a wigger
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What horror movie scared you the most?
The 2000 Presedential elections
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What is the most disturbing song you have ever heard?
Anything By the band "The Angry Aryans"
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/a/angryaryanslyrics/raciallydebasedlyrics.html
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Do you have an online blog?
If these words were people, I would embrace their genocide.
Lately I've been hearing a lot of stupid people parroting stupid buzz words. There are too many to list all of them here, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to try. I propose that we all agree, here and now, to strike these words and phrases from our collective for the betterment of humanity, and the improvement of...
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U finoly got the girl of your dreams so now what?
Don't let go!
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Do we show our old people enough respect?
I've said it before and I'll say it again: old people should be eaten. All this bitching about the mad cow disease, why worry when there are so many old people we can eat. It would solve so many problems. No more old people driving 35 on the freeway. No more old people sucking up Medicare funds. No more old people on life insurance commercials. I can't stand the Liberty Medical...
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How many of you are sick of American Idol?
WOW this show sucks. I know 6 year olds who could pull cooler/more inivative material out of their asses. "lets invite people to sing and then insult them!" it seems like thats the only thing they can manage to do. News flash NO ONE CARES. Every season is the same repetative crap, "hey, this time, why dont we INSULT the person who was singing, NO ONE will see THAT coming!"....
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Do you ever correct people when they are speaking to you?
Yes. I can't stand talking to illiterate people.
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Whether good or bad... what experiences in your past life helped to mold who you are today?
My parents beat me
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How often do you answer a AB question with another question of your own?
I don't know, how often do you?
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What music are you listening to RIGHT NOW?
Danger Zone from Top Gun
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Do you pick your scabs?
Yes, I absolutely love it when I get an infected extremity
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I love you! Do you love me too?
Are you Jessica Alba? No? Then I guess I'd have to say no.
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What is the biggest thing you've ever seen!?
Its in my pants
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Does anyone else miss PrettyPirate?
What happened to her?
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Who else here hates Paris Hilton,Britney Spears,Michael Jackson,George Bush,etc?
I dislike alot of people...Mainly Cameron Diaz. Just when you thought MTV couldn't get more annoying, they give Cameron Diaz her own show called "Trippin':"
Note that the name of the show is "Trippin'" and not "Tripping" because the addition of the letter "g" would not be consistent with the views of MTV's urban youth demographic...
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To what does your dog, (or husband) have the greatest Pavlov response?
If anything bangs on a wall/door/hard surface (basically resembling someone knocking at the front door), He (my dog) runs over to the front door, opens it, and runs out front looking for the intruder. Its really funny to watch :)
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You're skydiving and you just found out that your main parachute and back-up parachute don't work. What do you do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joIZHwmdcFs
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What do I tell my children when they ask " Mommy are you going to die?"
DOn't lie to them. I would try and skirt around the subject, and say something along the lines of everyone has to die eventually, but that it won't be for a very long time and that they don't have anything to worry about.
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Well i got to sign off for tonight..anyone want to say goodnite?
Good night and good riddance...;)
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What comes up when you Google your name?
Th FBI has wiped my past identity out completely. Witness protection stuff
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How do you deal with difficult people?
A shotgun, a shovel, and a s hole dug six feet deep...jk, the only way to deal with difficult people is by learning patience
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When you see someone making what you know to be a mistake, do you correct them, or do you leave them alone so they can learn from it?
It would depend on the mistake. If its something harmless, I'll let them make it and learn for themselves. If I see someone Tie a knot the wrong way when they are rock climbing, I'm going to correct them because thats a mistake they can't afford to make.
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When you talk to someone new, what "red flags" you to get away from them?
If some one talks about the use of heavy drugs or violence (sp), It usually is a sign for me to get goin. I also see how they interact with other people, or the people they are asssociated with.
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I'm giving AB the oppurtunity to name my new goldfish. Suggestions?
Dinner
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How do you light a lighter?
Hold the gas down, and move it next to a match
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What's your personal definition of "Beauty"?
I think this a really good question, and one that is also very difficult to answer. I would classify beauty as someone who is easy to talk to, has an amazing personality, gorgeous...there are so many different ways to describe beauty, I think it all just depends on the type of person you are.
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What will your heaven be like?
Beer volcanoes and stripper factories for as far as the eye can see
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If you were the last person on earth, would you kill yourself, or continue to live?
Seeing as how Im asexual and all, I would probably lop off an arm and spawn a new me and eventually repopulate the planet.
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What is your favorite Murphy's law?
The grass is always greener on the otherside of the hill, unless Chuck Norris has been there; in which case its drenched in blood and tears...
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I feel like i am put 110% in a friendship, but the other person is putting in 60% what do i do?
Give them 25 % so you can both be putting in 85%, which is a satisfactory number.
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What is one thing you plan on doing this summer that you have been putting off for years?
Getting ze band to a recording studio
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What does the number "88" mean to YOU?
are you shooting for "heil hitler"?
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What do you think is going to happen to our world in 10,20, 60 years from now?
Stay pretty much the same as it is now, I don't think there is going to be some sort of dystopia any time soon.
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My mom always says, "you get old too soon and smart too late." What does this mean to you?
I'm 16, so I guess I'm not that smrt yet!
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What the the worst sickness u have got?
I bruised my kidneys and urinated blood for a week, but thats not so much an illness...
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Who is the actor who plays electricity?
www.imdb.com
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What is your passion in life?
The outdoors, pursuing my future career, WWII...I have a lot of passions
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If more than 3 people agree, is it true?
Depends....Thousands deny the Jewish Holocaust ever happened, does that make it true?
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Why on earth did it happen ? Anybody got any ideas?
Yeah, it is a pretty lame question...(I can't answer you because your question has been banned)
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What were the major causes of the US Civil War?
Civil wars usually start when a country is divided major issues (such as states rights and slavery, which were two of the three main causes for the US civil war.) or a Totalitarian leader ddivides the country into two.
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When people know how horrible war can be, why do they enlist? Why do they choose to be soldiers?
I think people do it for different reasons. My cousin wanted to be a career Marine Pilot. Some do it because the army will help pay for them to go to college, others want to be heros etc. No one can say why someone would want to join because there are a myriad of reasons, it all is unique to the individual.
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Why does the guy in the cubicle next to mine have to talk so LOUD?
I don't know...I'd pull an office space though
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Why is it that in 90% of the population that speak English say the word Erm in a conversation?
I believe you mean "um", which is a filler used while one is collecting their thoughts. We subconciously use it to fill in the space that would be spent as a pause while trying to form their next sentence or thought.
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Factor the polynomial s^2+25. If the polynomial cannot be factored, say PRIME.
Were not going to do your homework for you...sorry
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Why does white light create the colours of the rainbow?
Because when the different wave lengths are broken up by a prism from longest distance between waves(red light) and the smallest waves (violet)
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What's your computer brand of choice?
Depends on what you want to use it for...
Media: Macintosh
Gaming: Toshiba
Word Processing: Dell
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If you had the chance to throw one lemon meringue pie at someone's face, who would that be?
I choose George Dubya!
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Toms mom had 3 children, penny, nickel and ________? Who was the 3rd child? (ill answer it as a comment)
Tom!
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What are the craziest laws you have heard of?
In SF it is illegal to walk an elephant down broadway...off leash! I'm serious! It's also illegal to dry your car off with used underwear
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Would you vote for an atheist for President?
Why not, people voted for a retard for president
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What will happen to the Middle East when the rest of the world turns to alternative fuel sources?
They'll be forced to lower prices on petrol, however the whole world switching to alternative fuel won't be for at least 100 years, so they don't have much to worry about
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What events would they have in the Answerbag Olympics?
Comment Boxing
The Troll Vault
Typing Endurance
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How exactly would vicoden help me for a tattoo?
It would relax your nerves and make you pretty numb. Not a bad thing (depending on dosage you'll get a mild high). You'll also be uber tired, but its not bad for you
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Can vicoden help the pain for getting a tattoo?
I think vicoden would be roadkill, but yeah it would do the trick. You mine as well pop two aleve
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What is one unnecessary thing you do everyday/a lot that you could stop, but dont. If you did stop, what would you do to replace the time you used to spend on that unnecessay thing?
I spend alot of time on my couch zoning out for 15-20 minutes at time, I could probably have written a beefy novel with the time I have spent staring into the abyss
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What artist or band has made the biggest impact in your life?
Saosin and Chiodos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYLQM_fMMw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyWqOwrWLrM
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I need harmless insults [to a guy] asap! lol
The main idea behind an insult is to hurt someone, I don't think there are any "harmless insults"...it sorta sounds like an oxymoron
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What inanimate object are you afraid of? (i.e. toilet, puppet, fork, scissors, etc)
Cliffs
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Do you think that the human race will kill it self by put to many polutance in to the air and globle warming and stuff.
Lol you can't spell global!
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What Type Of Guy/Girl Do You Usually Fall For?
An athletic girl (I've noticing mostly soccer players...), nice, usually around 5'-5'5", oh, and of course they don't noticed you |-)
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Do they have a Jehovah's Witness protection program?
no
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Describe your dream love. (person and no gross details)
5'2", Brunette, tan, amazing smile, athletic, smart, nice, funny (This is a real person, she IS my dream love, I can't picture any one else being better!)
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How would you rob a bank and get away with it? And without hurting anyone?
Watch the inside man...take notes
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Whos your wingman?
I usually fly solo...but if the mission calls for it I bring my best friend (He makes me look that much better)
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If you don't have one, do you think it would be neat to have an identical twin?
That would royally suck
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Do you enjoy driving?
Sometimes
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What would you do if you only had a dollar?
McDonalds dollar menu...duh
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My dog's HIV test came back positive. Should I be worried?
Dogs can't get HIV, human immunodeficiancy virus, duh
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What's your favorite sound?
This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n0Zi_LDA6I
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If someone were to steal something from your purse, what would it be?
I don't have a purse, so I guess I'm safe
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How do you know if you have had enough sugar?
You start to shake
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What are the things you misplace the most i.e. credit/debit card keys wallet purse?
Wallet
Cell Phone
Pager
Car Keys
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What is your favorite Def Leppard song?
Comin' Under Fire from Pyromania
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I told a girl that i love her and she said it back to me but she wont date me. she keeps dateing losers but she keep's telling me that she loves me. "wtf"
She loves you as a friend
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What's your favorite sex position? and why?
Short Stop
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You tell the girl u really like u love her and she saids it back but she ont date u and dates losers but she till saids she loves u i'm i geting used
Does anyone on this site know how to type? Become an hero
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Do you think the Virginia tech students acted cowardly ?They didn't try to stop the shooter.
WTF are you talking about? When was the last time you tried taking down some one holding you at gun point. Lifes not a video game you dolt, people don't single handidly take one people with guns.
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What's the moral of your life story?
have a back up plan
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Can you spare some change?
Will you give me a dollar?
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I am bipolar, and in a relationship, how can i try to explain the disorder to my boyfriend?
Just be upfront with him
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I found a round white pill with no writing on it at all. It is smooth on both sides and has a very small raised edge to it. does anyone know what it is.. somone said it was SOMA
I would just throw it out
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What has hands but no arms and a face but no eyes
A CLOCK
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Where were you in 1984?
Hiding from big brother
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Whats the name of you're strip club? (Its the mood you're in plus your favorite animal)
Comatose Zebra
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OKAY, I NEED A FAST SONG TO SING TO, (sory for caps) but plz give me a fast song to sing to. thx
Ok these are pretty good and fast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n0Zi_LDA6I Listen throught the first 30 secs and then it gets fast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNMDBFh8thg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v7Yr22obzE
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What does intense staring mean? When someone doesn't stop looking at you whenever you are anywhere near them. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
This is an intense stare....
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Some people in my school keep on calling me gay, although I really am not. What should I do? I have no problem with homosexuals, but it's really annoying being called one when I'm not.
Yeah, same stuff happened to me. There really isn't all that much you can do besides try and not let it bother you. I know from first hand experiance that is a hard thing to do. Most people will make fun of you to get a response, it will all stop eventually if you just ignore it.
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What do you like in a girl/boy?
Some one who is noce, shares similar hobbies, attractive, funny, smart...
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?
You're hilarious
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What is your blood pressure?
120/80
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Who else has the problem of leaving the cursor on your PC right over the spot you are typing so that you have to move it to type?
Yeah, it gets kinda annoying
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Is the blood inside you blue or red?
Both, it depends on if it is oxyginated or not
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A five letter word that describs your mood right now?
weary
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When the phone goes 'green green' (ring ring) do you 'pink' (pick) it up and say 'yellow' (hello)?
Yes, except I'm not native american nor a racist
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IF YOU HAD A FREE DAY AND YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT AND NOT GET IN TROUBLE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Rob a bank, jack some cars, just mess around with people.
P.S. I used to type in all caps, then I decided I didn't want a job mixing concrete
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So i got drunk the other night, and come to find out, i did some pretty embarassing things... what is the most embarassing thing that you know youve done while drunk?
I don't remember, but it must've been pretty dumb, because I woke up hung over and duck taped to a wall
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Does looking at a light help you sneeze?
can't say it does, however rubbing the palm of my hand against the tip of my nose does
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If you received lottery tickets as a gift at the office party, and you won $30,000.00, would you share the winnings with the person that gave you the gift?
Well, you wouldn't "have" to, it was a gift. However I would probably give them around 5 thousand
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A mad man goes to your school with a gun. What do you do?
I want to say be a hero...but yeah right. I can tell you what I think I'd do, but no one knows how they'd act until it actually happens. I would try and get out, and would try and help get as many people out safely as I could.
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If you can rename the USA into any name your desire what would it be.
New England
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It's my birthday today. Can I cry if I want to?
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it.
oh, and happy birthday!
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What makes you feel special?
Nothing..*tear*
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At what age did you stop having BIG birthday parties?
Around sixth grade. I usually just do something fun with my four good friends now
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How many of you will tell me happy birthday on the 18th?
Happy Birthday!!!
One Word of Advice
1. Designated Driver
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If you could take back one sentence you uttered in the past week what would it be?
I don't think I'm ready yet
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Would you rather talk too much or not talk enough on a first date?
I would rather talk too much, but not to a point were I seemed really self centered. I usually try and let girls talk about themselves.
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Do the highly intelligent make a better living (more $$$) than the person of average or below average intelligence?
I know for a fact in the USSR and Cuba they don't...
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Can sleeping cows be tipped over, or is this a myth?
First hand account, they fall...hard
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I need 31 points to get to level 6. I so want to be a 6 it's closer to 10 and we all wanna be TENS. Can you help me get there?
Don't ask for points, your gonna get hella rated down for this (but not from me!)
GUYS DON"T RATE THIS PERSON DOWN JUST LET THEM KNOW THEY WERE WRONG. THANKS
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Did time begin five minutes ago? Is it possible to prove that time did not begin five minutes ago?All memories and other traces of "prior events" could have been created as a private joke on the Creator's part. How can one disprove this?
Because last night was WAY TOO REAL to be a figment of my imagination
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Would you rather have no use of a PC the rest of your life or always be wrong
What kind of question is that? I would ditch my pc in a heartbeat if the alternative was always being wrong
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What's you're talent?
I have a knack for wasting vast amounts of time on a computer
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What's you're talent?
I have a knack for wasting vast amounts of time on a computer
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Can you really catch a cold by getting wet and cold?
No, thats called catching hypothermia
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Which of the Rocky series (starring sylvester stalone) is your favorite?
Rocky 27: Getting in the ring with Diabetes.
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I have become sad, does anyone have anything that will cheer me up?
You rule! Like omfg i want to meet you so much. I would give you the biggest of big hugs right now if I could!
oh and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XSV7TQ8k3s&mode=related&search=
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Have you ever laughed during a sad part of a movie?
I couldn't stop laughing in steel magnolias with Julia Roberts
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If you could live to be 100's of years old would you let a larvae Goa'uld symbiot live inside you?
You mean George Bush? Gonna have to say no to that one...
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The civil ended when Robert E. Lee surrendered to U.S. Grant. Where did this happen?
Appomatox (sp) courthouse
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How many people does it take to clone a human being?
One human being. The process of cloning is done by taking a strand of DNA and replicating it
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Would you ever vote for a dog literally, the animal) if it were allowed to run for public office?
Would you vote for George Bush if he ran for public office? Oh wait, we did...crap
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Who performs the Borat theme song?
Great Success! High Five!
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My gums are sore and inflammed. I brush and floss regularily. what can I do?
You have gingivitus, call your dentist asap
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Tell me something unique, historic, random, good and bad about your home state.
California...Its not like the OC!
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Have you ever made a Bluff (not in a card game) that worked? Please elaborate. Hope this catagory is OK.
Yes, I went all in with a pair of two's. I bluffed, they folded, I won 25$'s. I can't elaborate much more than that
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Have you ever run away from home? where did you go?
I wouldn't call it "running a way" per say. I usually sneak out and take a walk around the neighborhood after I get into a fight with my parents or something of that nature. I'm never gone more than a half hour.
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Do you ever wonder if there's a parallel universe, and we all have twins, and if so, do you think they're wondering the same thing?
I've thought about that plenty of times...that and other things (granted I wasn't in a "pure" state of mind). I always thought a trippy twilight zone would be like your looking at a picture of a person, and that person is in there world looking at a picture of you...woah
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Honestly, how do we know if we are asking a question that has already been answered if the website doesn't tell us?
But it DOES tell you, pay closer attention next time you are posting
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Do you belong to a Christian small group study?
I used to, does that count?
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What were some of the reasons you were teased, picked-on or ridiculed while you were in school?
Everyone thought I was gay because I have really good eyelashes that look like I put mascara on them (i don't). Didn't help that I was/am really shy and nice. I was an easy target. People started spreading rumours and one thing led to another...
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What state is warm all year round with minimal natural disasters? I gotta get out of Michigan!
Hawaii is always around 70 degrees
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How important is it to be popular or have a lot of friends?
Is it important to you? If not, then don't sweat it. Popularity is viewed differently by different people. I have lots of friends, but only about five i'm really close to. Don't be some one your not just to gain friends, when after high school none of them even matter any more. Build strong bonds with people who have similar interest as yourself.
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If a guys mean to me does he like me?
Depends. If its playfull, then maybe, but if its straight out cruel and not intended as a joke then I'd say stay away.
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Did st john's wort really help u when u were depressed?
No, can't say it did...too bad
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What do you think about Saddam Hussien's execution?
Suprisingly, I didn't really care
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Pick up the closest thing to you right now. What is it?
Your mom! Fancy that...
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Girl stuff
This isn't a question, hence the lack of the ? mark.
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Has anyone heard of a place called Whidbey Island?
I can't say I have
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Why do we blame a whole race for one man's wrongful acts?
We do?
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A man is a co-worker with a female. notes left on her car, in her car and a rose left on her side of her bed, not her husband's. is this stalking?
More like sexual harrassment, and breaking and entering...yeh probably stalking as well
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Whats the best or worst pick up line ever?
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I'm a thief, and I'm...
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What do you do when your really tired but can't fall asleep?
Try and picture rain falling straigt down (not at an angle) and a candle flame that doesn't flicker. Usually I just pop two sleeping pills and I'm out in fifteen minutes.
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Why do pretty girls always date really ugly boys?
B/c alot of the time the "Hot" guys are self centered pricks, and the "ugly" (i would say less attractive) guys will try a lot harder in a relationship
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Why was Virginia Tech. not locked down after the first shootings yesterday?
Well they thought the first to murders were a centralized event. You can't blame the police, how could they have guessed that two hours later he was going to go out and kill thirty people? I am so tired of those idiots who say the police shoul've locked down the campus. Do you people realize locking down a college campus like Virginia Tech would be like locking down a freaking city?...
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How will the students who survived the V-tech shootings deal with the trauma of what they experienced?
Lots and lots of phychological counseling
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When are you planning to lose your virginity?
I don't have a set date in mind. It will just happen when it happens, i don't really care about reaching a specific age first.
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
I want to be a firefighter or a paramedic.
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Do you think it's realistic that when you meet the person you're meant to be with you "just know"?
Hardly. Love at first sight is complete BS because people don't (people who aren't shallow at least) marry people based solely on their looks. I think you have to get to know the person better before you really know.
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Lincoln MKX commercial music
Whats the question?
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Have you ever thought that there should be another category in the "Outside the Bag" section called "Have You Ever..."?
Maybe...But that would lead to some pretty profane questions...
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What do you think about akons song "dont matter"?
I strongly dislike rap
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I dont want to join the army but everytime i see the 9/11 video i just get pissed off and just want to kick some iraqi a** but i play sports and i wanna be in the nba...what should i do?
If you don't want to join the army, don't join the army. If you really think you have a shot at the NBA then follow it. We don't need another Pat Tillman.
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Would blind people be upset with the lyrics of the US national anthem?
Why? Because of the light from above part? I don't think so...
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What was the craziest party you ever went to?
I woke up duck taped to a wall...im dead serious
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What has 3 legs and a flat top?
a tripod
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What is the biggest thing you ever ate?
A 5x5 at in and out burger
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Is hell in the center of the earth?
No, its in a big white house with its master
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What will you say if your parents ask you to leave your house and never come back
Free at last, free at last; Thank god almighty I'm free at last!
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Does it bother you when someone says something hurtful towards you on the Internet?
No
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If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would it be?
Garrett Evans
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If you saw a celebrity doing something newsworthy, would you take a photo and sell it to the media?
Of course! I sold a picture of George Bush reading a chapter book and made millions!
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If you're not going to be eating for a while, (20+ hrs) what is the best kind of food to fill up on? What will last longest inside your stomach?
You want something that will stick to your ribs. Think of your stomach like a fire place:
Carbs= Kindling wood
Protien= Medium sized log
Fat= That big ol log you throw on the fire that burns all night and into the morning.
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What are you running away from?
The devil! (George Bush)
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I have a pill that is white and oval rectanular and in ine side it had an A and the other side it has a 14
Oblong white scored tablet imprinted A14 (A on one side and 14 on the other side) is 1,000 mg metformin, a drug that treats type 2 diabetes
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I found a white, oblong pill w/ E 141 (I think it's an E). What is it?
Does anyone else get tired of people asking questions about pills?
heres your answer: E 141 is 600 mg oxaprozin, a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug. (use google.)
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Is Fergie Ferg Fergalicious?
According to her...YES
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Would you have an one night stand?
Yes. Its inevitable that in this day in age I am going to have a one night stand. Would I feel guilty? Maybe.
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Why is the south side of town often the "hood"?
It just happens to be that the south of towns and cities tend to be were projects and "ghettos" are.
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"The end of the world" has much range..What does it mean to you?
An apocolypse of sorts. Maybe not as drastic as the biblical apocolypse, but anarchy and chaos just the same. I would say nuclear war based on the state of things now. (Not that I think that would ever happen b/c of the domino effect it would create.)
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What is one thing in your life you wish you could have done but couldnt do because you were scared of it?
Asking this girl out before we became "friends"
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How do you feel about the Titanic's passenger list being released to the public?
I don't really think its wrong. Only two people that were aboard the titanic are alive today. Its historical information and its that big of a deal. I don't see why anyone would be offended
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What are the two most unrelated things/ideas you can think of?
Pudding and Nazis
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Do you put money under free parking?
Like in monopoly? Yes, I believe thats how its played
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If somebody said they'd pay you $20 to eat Strawberry Jam spread on potato chips, would you do it?
Yes! Why not?
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Do you like horses?
Not really. I got bit by one once and had to get a finger sewn back on. I don't despise them persay, they just don't make my top ten animals if you know what I mean.
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What is the thing that attract guys to women be honest i mean anything personality wise or physically wise the thing that drives you crazy?
Being nice, showing interest in his hobbies, not playing hard to get (that just pisses us off), most people don't care about physical appearance as long as you dress nicely and take care of yourself (not brushing your teeth or bathing is not attractive). Be yourself.
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Why are we here, why arent we on some other planet, how did it all start?
We evolved on earth because the conditions here suited us best.Slevin, people know how life started...We all came from single celled bacterial cells that evolved over the course of several millions of years. Chance events led to further evolution. I didn't down rate you though
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Why do people say "your mom" for no reason sometimes?
Because their stupid. Same goes for "thats what she said".
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Whats the best come back when someone makes a really good "yo momma" joke? (i experience this in midle school ALL the time!)
You mean like "your moms so fat..." jokes? I would just laugh and say some thing to the effect of "I'm so glad i'm not a product of incest", or (if their laughing) " I'd make fun of you but its not nice to pick on retards", I like this one "Did your mom play the trumpet, b/c she has really strong lips"
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How many people have ever had a song or quote stuck in your head and no matter how hard you try, you cant get it out?
Why are you answering your own questions?
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Can the ford 300 six marry up to the ford six speed manual trans ? level of difficulty?
WTF is your question? I don't think cars can wed eachother if thats what your asking...
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Get rid of ants inside house
Hairspray and a lighter
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If you were to die in a matter of 3 hours what would be the last things you would do?
1) FREAK OUT
2) Tell my family and friends how much I love them
3) Do something really fun like sky diving or base jumping
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Have you ever wondered how it would feel to see jesus die on the cross and rise again 3 days later?
No. But if he died and came back, doesn't that make him a zombie by definition?
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Whats your life story in 3 words?
Drugs, Sex, Music
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Personally, What Do You Think Of Yourself?
I kick ass
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Does anybody happen to know what today is?
no, i don't
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Whats the one thing that never fails to make you laugh no matter what?
LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lUYMq-JOuU
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How much would it cost to have a guinea pig put down?
Take a hammer, its FREE! Ok, j/k, umm... i think Euthanasia is between 15-30 dollars (most likely 15 b/c its such a small animal
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It is said that only In America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. What could only happen in your country?
Ambulances don't take 30-45 minutes to get to peoples houses...
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Have you ever read between the lines?
Yes, its the definition of high school english...
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If I invited the AB gang to a happening costume party where you all had to come as your favorite holiday, what would you be wearing at the door when you are greeted?
A badger...for, uhhh...Badger Watch Day! Celebrated in Oxfordshire England. You watch badgers, and stuff...
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What are all the euphemisms and nicknames for 'gay'? (Even the offensive ones, so easily offended, beware.) I'm interested, because I thought I had heard them all.
Homosexual (well duh...)
Wrong way up the turnpike
a Real Soprano
Putting from the ruff
fudgepackin'
shitstabbin'
uphill gardener
backside artist
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What is the worst metaphor you ever heard?
1) He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
2) Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
3) The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
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If you were asked to create the ultimate dessert, what would it be?
Chocolate,vanilla, caramalized sugar (like on creme broulie (sp)), custard, pound cake, sprinkles, and a cherry. It would look like a cake, and be only 300 calories...
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Inhalar shaking
Thats not a question...
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There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up." Can you give an example of another such “inspirational” phrase that you will not hear at work?
There is no I in promotion
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Golden or silver?
unmarked gold bars, with a bag of silver coin on the side
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Why was Albert Einstein so smart?
He was an anomile (sp) within the human race...and he had an awesome moustache
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How do we know if you exist? and do you have proof of such existance?
Your talking to me...
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Can i get video's from limewire and add it to my ipod video 30GB?(please answer)
yes, under key word type mp4 (thats the file format for ipods) and search. It takes between 1-3 hours to download movies based on size. DOn't search for any movies in particular, just search mp4.
*Stealing is illegal, so this info was a hypothetical answer to a hypothetical question
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What natural disaster would you be most frightened of?
I guess Tsunami, b/c I live in close proximity to the SF bay, or an earth quake b/c of the devastating sf quakes in 1906 and 1987
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What natural disaster would you be most frightened of?
I guess Tsunami, b/c I live in close proximity to the SF bay, or an earth quake b/c of the sf quake in 1906 and 1987
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If your friend hooked up with your someone you were interested in, who would you be most upset with? Your friend, or your crush? Why?
I'd be pretty pissed at my friend, b/c they all know full well who my crush is. I think I'd have to take off the belt and serve up a beating! J/K, but I would be pretty po'd at my friend...
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WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST AVATAR YOU'VE SEEN ON THIS SITE?
I like singwells badger...Its funny if you've seen the video @ www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
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So who else hates this new AnswerBag?
I don't hate it...I did like the old one better. You guys shouldn't rate him down, he doesn't like it, and neither did I at first. Its just his oppinion, so he should be entitled to it. Its not like he insulted god (unless you have no life what so ever and AB is your god)
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What kind of (April) fool am I?
cool...APRIL FOOLS!!! just kidding. What kind of april fools do you want to be?
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How do people just pick who is "cool" or "popular"?
I don't think its picking per say. Its rather who is willing to do things that are "cool". Doing this makes you popular. At my school, doing drugs and going to parties makes you cool, so you in turn become popular. as well, popularity is judged by appearance (having the latest fashion) and by your natural looks. I have found that as you get older, 1, 2, and 3 don't seem to...
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What is your personally favorite youtube video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n0Zi_LDA6I&mode=related&search=
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If the titanic had hit the iceberg head on would it hav caused less damage to its hull?
Most likely, however it still would have recieved substantial damage, and probably still would have sank
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What kind of wine did Jesus make from water?
I thought red. Maybe it was a nice Cabernet Sauvignon, or a Pinot Noir
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What is the most hurtfull thing that has ever been done to you?
read this post
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/179862/594168
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What can i female do to hurt a guy real bad?
I would say a kick to the groin is the most physical pain you can cause. Emmotionally, if he likes you ignore him or critisize him while he is within earshot. Be warned, he will hate you for eternity if you do either.
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What is largest battle ever fought in terms of the number of people that participated?
Battle of Stalingrad in World War Two. There were 1.7 million participants
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How can people deny the holocaust if there are still survivers and evience?
People who deny the holocaust are ignorant and naive. There is so much evidence and first hand accounts that denying auschtwitz is liking denying that it rains.
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It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in the United States! Have you received any today?
Yes, I have recieved three in fact. The first guy, I simply told I wasn't interested. The second (who didn't even pronounce my name right) I told to hold on while I did something, and I came back fifteen minutes later. And the final guy (who was the same guy who called the first time) I told to find rope and some high rafters.
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Is religion good or bad? Defend your choice.
It has its pros and cons. On one hand, it gives people something to believe in, and helps provide answers for questions that are, quite frankly, unanswerable. However, religion has been the cause of death and violence for thousands of years. I think over all religion is good, just as long as you don't become a fanatic
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When a zit forms, why does it feel sore or painful?
Because its puuting pressure on a nerve. The bacteria causes a minor infection, which is what causes them to be red, pussy, and sore.
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Have you ever been busting to use the toilet/bathroom, but it was either occupied or there was a long wait? What happened?
Yes. It happens all the time in a house with siblings. The worst time was when I had to urinate so bad it hurt, so I had to run out into the backyard and find a bush to "relieve" myself
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What do you think of anna nicole smiths life and death?
I want to stop hearing about it. I don't care
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Do you believe in witches why or why not.
No, because they are (imo) things of myth and fairy tales. And I'm not singling out witches, the same goes for wizards
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What part of your body do you most dislike?
I love my body. Its sexy!
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If your personality seems to have gone away completely, like an empty book, what do you do to get it bak?
I guess you wouldn't be motivated to. Motivation wouldn't be part of your current personality...
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My ipod have a problem. When I try to open it, he show the Apple logo, after he show a folder whit exclamtion point and ride after, he show '' do not disconnect'' for couple second and he shut down. And he make this all the time. What the problem?
I think its cool your ipod has a determined sex...I would try and visit apple support for ipods on www.apple.com
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What one song lyric describes you best? Just a line or two from a song.
That mistake was gold
And I know that without you
It's something that I could never do
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What is your favorite event in the olympics?
Winter= Freestyle Skiing
Summer=Soccer
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Have you ever been discriminated against, for any reason, whether it was because of your ethnicity, religion, sex, sexual orientation, etc.? What were the circumstances?
Yep.I've heard about every insult there is, gay, fag etc...Mostly because of my musical preference. Also, I have amazing natural eyelashes (a few people, girls, have told me that they are jealous of them...), so most people accuse me of wearing eyeliner and/or mascara. What sucks is that there is no way to prove them wrong...
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Have you ever tried writing a song? What was it about? What genre? Post lyrics if you want!
I wrote a song for my band about how crappy I felt after being led on by a girl for about a month, only to find out it was just a dare her friends put her up to...genre i guess would be, well idk what genre
there not very good, but here they are ne way....
Stars go down
In this quiet little town
as the city sleeps
in silence
Bright eyes now
are peering down
I think I
May never...
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Tell me 1 sentence to describe yourself
Kiss me I'm Irish
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What is the point in investigating the paranormal?
To be bad ass and hunt down ghosts
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How dis the number of immigrants to the us in the1880s compare to the number that arrived the previous decade and why did people come to america?
Seriously, you need to ask light, fun questions. If you are looking for some one to do your history home work, you've come to the wrong place pal...
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Whats your favorite bible verse?
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger...
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What happens if you stay awake more than 4 days straight?
This college guy stayed awake for 12 days once and did a report on it...
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Discuss the impact of industrialism on the environment in the 1800's
Sorry for being such a hard ass...I guess its easy to forget what its like to be a begginner.
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Has anyone ever called you "ugly" on answerbag? i got called that this morning...akward.
They thought you were ugly b/c of your av pic? I can't really make out your face...But to answer your question no, but i don't post pics of myself. The person was probably just a simple minded, insecure dumbass...hope it didn't get to you :)
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Are quiet people more intelligent than those that talk a lot?
not neccessarily.
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What could a clear, very heavy urine mean?
clear, like water means your well hydrated. I don't get the "heavy" part though...i hope you didn't weigh you're urine. Dark, almost apple juice colored urine means your dehydrated
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Words that contain little words inside
Titanic= Titan, Tan, Tit, anic,
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What type of phone service do you have? cell or home.
Comcast digital phone service!
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Have you ever accepted a lift from a stranger? If yes.. Why?
He promised to tell me funny stories and give me candy...
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Where's Jeff? Is he sleeping outside? Where's Jeff? Has he gone for a ride? Where's Jeff? Is he in the countryside?
Jeff's at my bedside, and there he shall stay. He wants nothing to do with you, so keep away!
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If you could have one superpower at the expense of cutting off a limb would you want one, and what would it be (don't say the power to grow limbs)
I would lose a leg and gain the power to fly, its brilliant!
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How can you live a stress free life?
I've heard pot works wonders...
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What sound do you hate the most? (when you hear it it makes you almost die)
George Bush
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What are the best ingredients for a hamburger?
The meat, the bun, and the cheese
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What color is your cell phone?
Black like my heart...LOL
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If your a woman - how many bottels of perfume do you own? and what kind?
if you are a guy - how many bottels of colonge do you own? and what kind?
I own man musk.
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Whats the funniest thing you've seen printed on a shirt?
bush/cheney 2004
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Is it racist to like some of Hitler's quotes?
i guess it depends which quote. I like "It is good for leaders that their people do not think"
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Why not take a trip? Close your eyes, point to a spot on the map, and tell me where you're going!
Fancy that, I got texas. Looks like i'm off to see dubya
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What was the most talked about news story in 2006?
War in iraq...
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Do you hate your dad?
No, my dad rules. He is uber supportive of me and my goals in life and has been an intregral (sp) role in helping me follow my passion.
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What state do you live in? Do you like it?
California. Its nothing like whats portrayed in the OC. And no, I don't ride a surfboard to school...
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If i went inside your mind, what would i hear today?
Why did I procrastinate...STUPID STUPID STUPID......oh whats new on AB?
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Do you think monkeys can fly?
no, they can jump far
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How old were you when you relized what you wanted to do with your life? If not, how old are you now?
This sounds pretty cheesy, but last year when I was fifteen I decided I wanted to be a paramedic in an engine company. Now (16) I am on my counties wilderness search and rescue team (a sub-sect of the sherriffs dept.), and I am getting my EMT this summer.
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Do you believe in being STRICTLY politically correct?
f-ck no
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How come people think I'm dumb?
No one thinks your dumb. They think you have a few emotional problems maybe, but by your posts "do ne boys want to have sex w/ me" and the like, can you blame them?
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Do you dream in color or Black and White?
Black and white, and the people are replaced by animals...
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Whats the most disturbing thing you have ever seen? (in real life not on tv)
>previous post canceled<
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I have pink spot under my eye what are the cause? what should i use?
Go to the doctor, sounds like pink eye
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If some one pours tea intentionaly on you what will you do?
Hunt that bitch down and show them the backside of my hand
lol
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Are you smart?
I make George Bush look like a chimp (I can read and speak)
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If you could see any town in any country for a week, where would it be?
amsterdam, holland
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Which male vocalist has the best voice, in your opinion? (any genre)
Anthony Green
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS5vyOnBLJA&NR
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What's the most difficult tongue twister you know?
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.
P.S.
Is it just me,or is your avatar dean from supernatural?
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What are the names of all the planets in our solar system?
NO
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What do different language call the sun
El sol (spanish)
le soleil (french)
Sonne (german)
and
Sole (italian)
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My daughter has enough online points to redeem a CD of her choice. She likes rock. What are your recommendations?
SAOSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS5vyOnBLJA&NR
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What kind of shoes or sandels are you wearing right now?
My moccosins, passed down from my native american ancestors (j/K)
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What's your favorite sound?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3w_CZwI9g
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Have you ever fired a gun at anything?
Yes, a mosin nagant and a .22, plus a 20 gauge trap shooting shotgan, and a twelve gauge full choke shotgn
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Does the History Channel show too many WWII documentaries instead of other programming?
Yes, sometimes. When I stay home sick I tend to notice a larger variety between 7-4. It seems like each week is dedicated to a specific topic. If you have on demand from comcast, they have a great new series on dog fights
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What is emo?
No. I am actually post-hard core!!! I guess if you would count saosin, tbs,hawthorne heights, mcr, and rise against emo...
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Who were the generally accepted heart throbs when you were a teenager?
can you clarify please? I don't really understand your question.
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Do you like Canada?
Not really. Its cold, barren, and they speak french. Whats their to like?
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Do people randomly go around and give minus points to people in answer bag?
Its called trolling
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How big is your head?
7 1/8 inches
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Whats a good movie about prison?
shawshank redemption
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Other than hanging up, what lines or techniques do you use to get rid of a telemarketer?
Telemarketer phone tag. If your w/ some friends, you just keep handing the phone around and saying stuff like "well, you should talk to bill in accounting" and then they say "stephanie in marketing research would be able to handle this" eventually they hang up. That, or say you'll be right back, put the phone by the stereo and just leave
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How many songs do you have in your iTunes?
12,142
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What are you putting off/avoiding doing right now?
Homework
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How many minutes are there in a day?
60 times 24 = 1440 minutes or 86400 seconds etc
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If pokemon were to exist, how would life and the world change due to this effect?
I would be pissed that we let japan invade us
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Can u sing and what is your favorite singer and who do u think is ging to win american idol
I think americas running out of talent
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Alright Men, if you had the opportunity to spend a night with a famous women, star, actress, whoever, who would it be and why?
I have to choose one?!?! I guess I would choose Jessica Alba b/c, well yuo know...
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Have you broken ALL of the 10 Commandments yet?
I haven't been married yet
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Has anyone ever seen a real jackalope?
A jackalope is a rabbit which has a rare desease that makes it grow 'horns' on its face or head. Jackalopes are known to be a myth, but they are infact living today. See Google.com if yo
I saw one in south dakota
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Do you wear a hat? If so, what kind of hat is it?
yes
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Why must teenager boys wear there pants off there butts do they really think we care to see there sponge bob square pants underwear
Well, I am a 16 yr old guy, and the guys who were their pants "off there butts" are usually the kids who end up bagging groceries for a living.
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If you were on AB last night...
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/176264
please view
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I want to set the record straight (post inside)
you don't have to accept my apologies, I just wanted to give them
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I want to set the record straight (post inside)
One of my firends (you know him as mikol5) just called me and informed me that the reason my account was erased was because of offensive/abusive posts that were made last night. I want to start by saying that I haven't been on AB for the past two weeks, so whoever made the posts last night was not me. I want to make it clear that "i know he has that sense of humor" (post by...
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