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Are nuclear weapons still a threat? Why or why not? When we stop worrying about them is when they will truly be a threat. There are many mangy curs all over the world that would love to get their hands on a suitcase bomb just to prove their point in the world arena.

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What would you do if you saw a waitress sneeze on someone's food and bring it to them? You really should see an allergist about all this sneezing you've got going on in your questions.

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What is a fork prong called? A Tine

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Ive been really good friends with this girl for awhile and now my bestfriend started dating her. Now my bestfriend is getting all pissed. Thanks for letting us know.

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To the people who are running AB now. I have seen your photo's and wonder why such a team of nice looking people would be united in this?? I'm sure Demand Media could give a squat less how many old timers they alienated. The ratio of money the (old timers) spend on ad items per line of fart gas they vent on the site hardly validates worrying whether 100 or 500 "old timers" leave the site versus new exposure to possibly millions of customers. All hail the almighty buck!

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What is your favourite fruit? Apples keep the doctor away. Plus, I work for Applebee's;)

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which games system is best???? You can have my 360, when you pry it from my cold, dead hands;)

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Do you feel like you are displaced with the new AB? I feel like I am being forced to move on. Searching, yet again. Yea, I ain't feelin' this at all. Sayonara, folks.

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What nationality is Heineken beer? Dutch, Holland, The Netherlands. Take your pick of what is most politically correct;)

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Unhelpful things to say in a crisis? WELL! DON'T JUST DO SOMETHING!!!! STAND THERE!!!!!!

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What would be your Indian Name (e.g. Sitting Bull)? Shot-with-two-arrows.

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What advice would you give if u want to take a relationship slower!? Communicate by carrier pigeon and take a horse and carriage back and forth to meet.

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Do you have a song that reminds you of You? Comfortably Numb. By Pink Floyd.

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Do those who question life miss out on living it? I think those who sit around collecting the statistics and analyzing everything are the ones who miss out. I've seen 3 basic types of people in my travels: 1. Those who make things happen 2. Those who watch things happen 3. Those who stand there wondering what happened.

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Where are fascists in terms a 'left wing - right wing' economic scale? I'll take "People who take this site way too seriously." for $400, Alex! Thx, Brian;)

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Please anawer if u would do anything and everything even die for the one ur in love with and that person kknows that but dosent feel the same and u cant get over that person or avoid that person and when u try to be friendly they look pissed what do u do Move on, with professional help if necessary. Sounds more like obsession than love but whatever it is, it certainly isn't healthy.

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How do you know when it's over? When her mother sings.

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A friend of mine tells me that in XYZ state prison it cost $55k per year for each prisoner. Many ppl raise families on less than this. Is this excessive? Thoughts pls? Most of that cost is in the Commandant, the Captain, the Lieutenants, the Sergeants, and Correctional Officers needed to keep them where they are. I'd say it's a fair bargain to keep murderers, muggers, burglars, and rapists in their place. The law does not allow execution except in the most severe cases, so you should sleep well at night knowing that 55,000/yr of you and your...

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Is it possible to give up smoking on willpower alone? If you have willpower, yes. If not, not so much.

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Are you really going to _______________? ...soil yourself? I told you not to eat that White Castle 10-pack!

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Chris Brown on Rihanna's Interview: assault should be "Between us". Do you agree Rihanna should keep quiet for Mr. Brown's sake? See LINK: He's a putz. Hope he feels like one.

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Can you think of a word ending with "ble" Un-be-fu**ing-lieve-able.

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Is it not permissible to be anything other than Christian in this country? Ooops! I guess I'd better go then.

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What is the last thing you "spit out"? This really nasty Jolly Rancher candy on Halloween. It was supposed to be "Orange/Green Apple", but as soon as it hit the tongue, I got this smell in my nose like the deodorant pucks they put in urinals to control the smell. Yech.

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If you knew. . . . .BEFORE YOU BOARDED a commercial aircraft. . . . . . .that the PILOT was a FEMALE (and a diminutive one, at that). . . . . . .would you STILL "board"? And if you DID. . . . . .would you feel "nervous"? It doesn't matter if Lou Ferrigno is the pilot. The controls are all hydrolic and mostly automated. I'd probably have a little buzz on and say something like"Well SHE's a little cutie!" :)

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What is the last thing you did that ended with the letters "ING"? (Mine:Typing) Eating, until now! Doh, now I typed;)

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Does Rod Stewart make you want to invest in automatic weaponry? I believe, like Steve Tyler, he will eventually twirl himself off the stage, and , unlike a grunge concert, they crowd will NOT be there to catch him. I doubt Rod it fit enough to survive that.

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What is something everyone in the world has seen? Lindsay Lohan's crotch.

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What should a Catholic priest do when he can't handle celibacy? Flog the Bishop.

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Donde esta el bano? I think you mean "Puedo ir al bano?"

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I'm going to be leaving again,I just wanted to say thank,and you,and I love you all! C ya:)

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What is something in your kitchen that really doesn't belong there? For me its a TV In PA I lived in a house that had a toilet in the kitchen! No walls, no divider, just a toilet opposite the kitchen sink. Strangest goddamn thing I had ever seen.

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What do YOU think chocolate is NOT good on? The back of your khaki slacks;)

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Do you change your AB name and/or avatar? Avatar once in a while. Name never.

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At this time I'm only 163 points from level 60. Is this approaching "landmark" of my tenure here something I should feel pleased about or should I consider it merely a normal event in a lifetime of "normal" events? The points are meaningless. These days, I wouldn't even consider it an event;)

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What is it called when you are trying to get a collection of signatures for a certain cause? Petition

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Whp plays Ms. Swan on Mad TV - isn't that character hilarious? Alex Borstein.

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I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000... yea, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000... that much, now if you can get within 1,000,000,000,000,000,000, you WILL get a friend request. 1,000,000,000,999

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Should guns be made legal again? They are legal. It's misuse of them that's illegal.

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What color is the chair you are sitting in right now? Black

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If it were left up to you to decide, what would you do with child molestors? 15 minutes with the family of the abused.

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WTF is this about? Why would any parent do such a thing? See pic. Tom Cruise would.

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If a black person defends a white person instead of a black person is that person a sellout? Why does the right thing to do have to involve the color of you skin? I'd say the people who have that attitude are "Buy-ins". In the service, I never had to worry about whether I'd be sharing my foxhole with a Black guy, a Latino guy, or anyone else but a fellow Marine. My brother. A man on whom I could depend to watch my back, even at risk to his own life. Racism is a...

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When a bar waitress or a Hooters Girl addreeses me as "sweety" or "honey" does that mean she's attracted to me? She's attracted to your tips.

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What is a good trippy movie to watch when your are tripping on acid? The Yellow Submarine.

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What's a movie you've watched more than 10 times? Saving Private Ryan.

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Would you agree that the dumplings in a dream are not dumplings, only dreams? yep

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The trouble with history is........? It is written in pencil for later revision.

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Are you happy that our president Mr. Obama winning Nobel peace prize? Not really. Too soon.

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Do you think we could get a question that has an answer by every member of AB? The "Turn to page 18, line 4 ......" question is getting there.

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Would you pronounce "Shibboleth" or "Sibboleth"? I try not to pronounce it if at all possible;)

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Always run away from______ ( Fill in the Blank ) The Po-po;)

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______________ holiday. (fill in the blank ?) Happy Frickin' Holiday;)

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If you can change 2 things about our president what would they be I would hold back his Nobel Prize for at least another couple years. I would have him actually REDUCE troop levels in both theaters of the current war, as he promised to do in his campaign.

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Guys who wear "Axe" don't realize that they smell like ________________. a freakin' pine tree

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No offense, but __________. .........we are getting a little weary of the Fill-in-the-blank questions;)

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What do you use to help shade your dark side? Bourbon and Sarcasm.

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Would you volunteer to test a new drug on you? Only if it's a good drug, like OxyContin or Fentanyl;)

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Have you ever dated somone out of your state? Yes. G and I were living in NY and PA , respectively.

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Have you ever use the phrase "To be honest with you..." in you conversation? I think I'm more apt to say "Honestly, or "Frankly".

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How can I get my hair to look like the herbal essences girls on T.V.? The guys(?) that do their hair make like 500.00 an hour. They know Herbal Essences is cradle-cap in a bottle.

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Does NASA still send up TANG® with today's astronauts? Yes. Unlike O.J., as far as we know, TANG never killed anyone;)

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What's something you can identify just by the smell of it? The ganja

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Whats the only wood that does not float Natalie.

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Are the hand-held spearguns used for fishing powerful enough to actually kill a human underwater? In the movie Thunderball, they use those guns a lot and I was wondering. They're strong enough and fast enough to go straight through some pretty big fish. I'd imagine the range is somewhat less than is depicted in the movie. Hyrdodynamics and resistance make them a pretty close-range weapon and you have to really sneak up on the fish to where the spear tip is like 1' away. But yes, they could plausibly kill a human.

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What happens if you drink out of date beer Bitter Beer Face! x(~

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What will an economic recovery build upon? Our sweat.

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Our dear friend, the smart and funny Lucky Lefty is now a Guru!! Would you like to help me congratulate him? Much Congrats, Lefty! You keep swinging, Southpaw;)

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Why did you walk away from church? Why are you resistant to going back? Never really cottoned much to religion. My family had none, so I guess I'm just a Godless heathen.

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The most wonderful thing about _____ is _______ (what?) The most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers a wonderful thing! Heads are made out of rubber, tails are made out of spring! They're bouncy flouncy, flouncy bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN! But, the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'M the Only One!

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What's weird? Kinky is when you tickle someone with a feather during foreplay. Weird is when you use the whole chicken.;)

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If you die, do you take off your virtual reality helmet, pay for the simulation and go home and then, when you die, do you take off your virtual reality helmet, pay for the simulation and go home and then etc? If I could get someone to pay for the reality I've been living these past 38 years, I'd be in much better financial shape.......

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How often do you get up early enough in the morning to see the Sunrise? UGH! Never, if I can avoid it. But I work 2nd shift, so my day begins at 4P.M. I am often awake to see it, but not from getting up;(

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Don't you think that MAYBE all of those who are dying NOW (including the celebrities) are somewhat "lucky," because they won't be around to witness "the end of everything," on December 21, 2012? (See one possible "end," below.) I don't know about the 2012 stuff, but I love Pink Floyd and that was the coolest video ever made. +5 Good stuff.

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Do you ever feel like, well, you're not in any rush to die or anything, but maybe you won’t be too sorry to miss what society is degenerating or mutating into? No. Since my son showed up 11 1/2 years ago I've found new reasons to stick around. I just don't delve into society too much. I work, pay my support, see my son as much as possible, and take care of my lady. That takes up all my time that I'm not sleeping. Who has time for society?

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If someone who is underage and just dumb inadvertantly consumes alcohol and drives a car, do they still get a dui and underage drinking charge? Isn't intent to drink part of the crime? I work with alot of brain donors, but I've yet to meet one that dumb. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

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Is something really worth an appraised price if no one will buy it for that price? To the seller.......

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What song would you like to have played at your funeral? Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd

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Do you know what drink an average person drinks 22,000 gallons a year? Per radio station, giving tickets to winner, a recent study revealed the answer. The answer is "BEER"I couldnt believe that. What one doesnt drink the other overdrinks per radio statio Nobody drinks 22,000 gallons of anything a year, period. I lived in Sweden awhile back, which has a very high alcoholism rate, much more than the U.S. at that time per capita. They estimated that the average Swede drank 164 gallons of beer yearly, which was slightly less than Germany, who drank the most overall. That question and poll were a bunch of crap.

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Chavez gives island to New Jersey as Earth Day present. What does New Jersey give Venezuela for next Earth Day? See LINK: Hopefully the Meadowlands, especially the Xanadu!!

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Does anyone still listen to cassette tapes? | * - * | I would but my tape player died of old age and a new one around here in like 70 bucks;( **It should be noted that I was driving my dad's 1979 Buick Electra in 1989, with it's luxury HI-FI 8 track system, blasting the Grateful Dead or Van Halen or whatever else I could find at yard sales, and I actually had the Cassette-to-8-track converter to play my cassettes(also in luxury...

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What weapon would you least expect to see in an old western film? An Atlatl.

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Whats the longest you've had to go without a car? I have not had a vehicle registered in my name since 1989. I have not driven illegally since 2001.

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What do you have to show for being a good parent? The love and respect from my son that comes from him knowing his Dad loves, trusts, and respects him, and is always truthful with him, ever since he was little. He has a very good sense of how the world works. I never held anything back from him.

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I say "Freedom to bare Arms" you say? Freedom to arm bears.

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How awesome are the red hot chili peppers? love em.

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I feel that, as a white male, with my experience, I can make better decisions than non-cuacasian women and what decisions I make should become law. How does this make you feel? It makes me feel happy to be a white male who can spell and is not a complete racist.

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Jesus can turn water into Wine, Would jesus make a good party guest As long as he leaves my beer alone, he's welcome;)

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What is your favorite technological advancement from the last 10 years? XBOX Live.

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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words? Let me get back to you. I'm busy chowing down on a nice 2" thick sandwich of Genoa salami and swiss. I have no feelings as of this time;)

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Can you put your money where your mouth is?* Yuck. No thanks:)

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What's the best thing about waking up at sunrise? Wake-N-Bake, and some Rush or Pink Floyd;)

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Have you TRIED to get a life, you religious Answerbaggers? I'm not religious, but I have a life. I'm proving it by sliding off the leaderbard like cheese off a pizza;)

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A good middle name to go with Caleb? Brewster.

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Why sea water will not fall down when earth is rotating gravity.

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Do/Did you live with both parents? Till I was 16. Then I moved out.

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Taking inflation into account, what is your "2 cents worth" worth today compared to 10 years ago? 50 years ago? 100 years ago? Or is worth nothing? Depends on who I'm giving it to. You gotta know your audience;)

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Have you ever roomed with an incredible slob or someone who was annoyingly neat and anal to the point that they alphabetized the cereal boxes? My last roommate was a 6'3" lout who slept on the couch even though he had a room and had numerous bacteriologically unsound hygiene habits. I always swore he was marooned there in Harrisburg by a Viking ship. He was too uncouth to live among Vikings;)

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Have you ever gotten so worked up over a homemade meal that you almost choked on your first bite? A mixture of happiness and hunger taking control... I think I'm about to. Porterhouse med-rare with sweet corn-on-the-cob and a baked potato;)

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How many guns do you legally own? 12

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In Or Out? Definitely in;)

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We booked a vacation to Hershey PA and the area. We have reservations at a Marriott in Harrisburg PA because of the proximity to Hershey Park. Is Harrisburg a nice area? I just moved from Harrisburg in 2007. The Capitol itself and the areas around the river are nice, but I don't suggest wandering around too much past that. Hershey is much nicer and safer. There are many ghetto areas in Harrisburg, and they surround the "nice part" on all sides. The area by your hotel is OK. Avoid the train station and beyond.

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What are the ingredients of pound cake? Pound'a Flour, Pound'a Sugar, Pound'a butter, Pound'a Eggs

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Do you hate snitches? Snitches get stitches.

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What is an example of a question that might have been asked in the 1950's if there was an answerbag at that time? Should I "Duck and Cover" now?

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How do you feel about possibly moving to a smaller home and cutting back on spending? I'd feel great about it, if moving wasn't gonna cost so damn much! I just moved here 2 years ago, for crissakes!

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Is there a movie you saw as a kid that scared the little socks right off of you? And perhaps scarred you for a while? Motel Hell, The Children(1980), Alien, and The Howling.

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Are the negative ratings limited like the positive ratings are? I've never DRed, so I don't know. Yes. 25 instances per week, just like Uprates.

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Do you miss George Carlin? Do you like him? Yes, and I quote him as often as possible to keep his memory alive;)

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I've got a relatively new computer Scrabble game called "Bespelled" that I really like....if you are a fan of Scrabble I highly recommend it to you. What computer games( non-violent) do you have that you love? Try checking out www.boxerjam.com I love playing Strike a Match.

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It is with a deep sense of sadness that I must make the following announcement. At 9:47 a.m. May 26, 2009, DreAnna peacfully was called home. I will be posting further information on her profile page for all concerned parties. So long, DreAnna. We have always had a friendly but casual rapport. Wish I had more time to know you better. Rest in peace.

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Are you ready for the Aporkalypse? "Spider-Pig! Spider-Pig! Does whatever a Spider-Pig does." LOOK OUT!

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How do you like yours? Black, and bitter, like my women;)

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If you had to have a sign above your head all the time, what would it say? Please, don't say anything stupid, and make me break my parole......

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You smell pot smoke coming from the house across the street. Will you report them? Ignore them? or join them? Join them, then ignore them. ;) Let someone else report them:)

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What do you feel is Steven Speilberg's best work? I'm gonna go with Saving Private Ryan, byt I may be slightly prejudiced;0 <------------

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What is it about a good, stiff drink that makes you shudder a little after you drink it? Some things that are good and stiff just have that effect;)

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What is it about a good, stiff drink that makes you shudder a little after you drink it? Thx, Rosie;)

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What is your zombie survival equipment list? I will do fine with: 1 PPSH-41 Submachinegun with 71 Rd. Drum and 5,000 rds. 1 Browning Automatic Rifle and 5,000 Rds of .30-'06. 1 Colt M-1911 A-1 with 500 rds. of .45 ACP 2 Cases of U.S. Issue M.R.E.'s 1 Case of 3,600 Calorie Survival bars. A good knife, preferably a K-Bar U.S.M.C issue fighting knife A decent water source A standard-issue transistor radio and...

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What are some signs that you need a day off from work? When I told my boss on Tuesday at the Managers meeting that if I saw him bending down to pick up scraps of trash off the floor while the restaurant was going down one more time, I'd kick him in the ribs with my steel-toed size 11 Wolverines so hard he'd pee blood for a month. Be a man and order somebody directly to sweep the floor. I swear to God, the guy should have been a supervisor...

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BYOB = Bring Your Own __________? =) Body-bag

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How many negatives can you give this question? Only one, just like every other question.

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What would be a really bad name for a birth control device? Goo-B-gone!

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Power______! dump!

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Is stony brook university in Long Island, NY a good medicine school? Supposedly one of the best. I grew up near there and it seemed like people from all over the world came there to study medicine.

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My girlfriend is cheating on me. I found some stuff to prove it. She lives with me. She has a Daughter who lives with us-she is 14. She has no money to move out. I need her to leave. I own the house. How do I do so? How long should I give also? THANK YOU If it's that important to you that she leave post-haste, I'd say whatever it costs you to make that happen is money well spent. Throwing her out with the daughter is not the manly thing to do. Be bigger than that. Give her a reasonable amount of time to get her affairs in order, insist the "other guy" not show up at the house while it's going on, and give her the money...

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"Garbage in...garbage out"...apart from computers, what else can this apply to? Our Government. I'm always amused when people complain about our corrupt or inept politicians. These people come from our states, our cities, our towns. They are not grown on a farm in Iowa somewhere. It's not the politicians that suck. It's the public that sucks.

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Does music sometimes "really" move you? It's happening to me now, feet tingling, sense of awe, it's like it's running in my veins! P.S. I'm listening to "Saucerful of Secrets" by Pink Floyd. Pink Floyd always does that to me. Also, some Grateful Dead songs, the more haunting ones, have that power at times.

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Can you name a book where the main character is an animal? Babar;)

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Is there a long term solution for hay fever? I've recently started taking Zyrtec over-the-counter and all my allergy symptoms have improved. My main problems were ragweed and dust mites, but Zyrtec is indicated for hay fever as well. Good luck. Allergies suck.

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May I inspect your package? I absolutely insist on it;)

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I think my best friend of 15 years who we tell each other everything has lied to me about being pregnant then having a abortion , i dont think i could have the guts to say anything and should i say anything and what if i do how could i say it? Not for you to say. If she wants to tell you she will.

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I was a Virginian, and now I'm a Brooklynite. What are you? I was a Brooklynite, was a Pennsylvanian for 15 years, and am now a Queensite, though I will always be a Marine.

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What time is your alarm set to? I work second shift for the sole purpose of NEVER having to set my alarm.

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Do you remember Refridgerator Perry? Yes, and I heard he was having some health issues a few weeks back, first I'd heard of him in years.

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Do you remember the TV show the " Fall Guy"? Yup, "Cause I'm the Unknown Stuntman, that made Eastwood look so fine......."

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Are you a silly drunk or a mean drunk? Depends on what I'm drinking. Beer = happy, Scotch = angry;)

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Blood Type A, B, AB, or O? A neg.

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What the best excuse you've used to get out of something? Told my boss I had Anal Glaucoma: I just couldn't see my ass coming in to work that day;)

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Would you sing "Yankee Doodle", nude, at a NFL Football game? For $10,000? I've done it for free so this would definitely be a step up;)

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How often does work get in the way of your family or social life? Every time I go there;(

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Living on _________. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? "....Reds, vitamin C and cocaine......all her friends can say is 'Ain't it a shame'". ;)

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Would you like to help me celebrate today, May 2, 2009? 10 years of miraculous sobriety! Absolutely. Congratulations. This is an achievement worthy of celebration.

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What needs a museum dedicated to it? For all the brain-donor co-workers and "managers" I've had to carry like a sack of potatoes over the years, I'd like to propose groundbreaking on a nice, shiny new "Hall of Incompetence" ".......Meanwhile, at the Hall of Incompetence......" ;)

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Why do people try to hide the rage inside them? Please tell me I would really like to know, because i dont hide mine. I think that some fear that it's so huge, once they let it out it may never subside. Others may not have learned the tools to release it in a healthy way. Others may not be comfortable with expressing any emotions.

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If you were going to be a doctor, what kind of doctor would you be? Proctologist. I already have 25 years experience in dealing with assholes;)

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Why do some (ex)addicts believe that another addiction is worse than their own and then look down on them instead of understand or better yet, help them? (eg: from an alcoholic, "at least I don't shoot heroin/I don't smoke crack" etc.) It's called rationalization, a common protection instinct that addicts exhibit to downplay their own problems. Kinda like why people love to watch "Jerry Springer" type shows. you can look and say "Well, at least I'm not THAT fucked up."

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Supreme Court Justice David Souter is retiring. Who should replace him? Judge Judy;)

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What comes to mind when I say 'Brooklyn'? Old Home.......I grew up in Sheepshead Bay on East 19th St. and Ave. U

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Have you ever gotten to the point to where you had to cut someone out of your life? A toxic ex-girlfriend who reacted violently when I tried to kick my heroin habit. She wasn't ready to stop and hounded me until I locked myself in the bathroom for 2 weeks. She pounded on the door for a few days but finally gave up and left to find some other host to drain.

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If you were an evil time traveler and wanted to disrupt world history as much as possible, what event during the 20th century would you change, and why? I'd kill Franklin Delano Roosevelt in that pool that gave him polio. This country would have been run by he likes of Thomas Dewey during WWII.

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What comes to mind when you think of " get hammered " The Hardware Bar in Harrisburg PA. Every time my birthday rolls around, I get a postcard from them inviting me to "come in and get Hammered, Nailed, and Screwed!." ;)

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What are some terms you can think of referring to someone dying such as, "kicking the bucket", "six feet under", and so forth? Bit the bullet.

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An Italian cruise ship with 1,500 people on board fended off a pirate attack far off the coast of Somalia when its Israeli private security forces exchanged fire with the bandits. How would you feel about this is if you were a passenger? Good if I were a passenger. What pisses me off is how the Hell did they get a U.S. ship and take it's Captain hostage, then defy a U.S. destroyer and S.E.A.L. teams for damn near a week? Seriously, it's time to put a military end to this horseshit. Either that, or embargo the area and don't let ships in close enough to be boarded.

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Why do some kids and people in general get the craving to eat dirt? Makes them feel more grounded.

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How many tabs do you have open right now? Of those, how many are answerbag? Living room. It's hot in here!;)

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Who is a singer who has a raspy voice? Kim Carnes (1970's-80's reference probably lost on younger baggers;)

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Could you put some_______in my_______please,cause it sure tastes good to me? Bourbon in my Coke;)

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Tank or Infantry? I was in command of a platoon of M-109 A-6 Paladins in Desert Storm. Not exactly a tank, more of a self-propelled Howitzer. I wouldn't trade my place with any other job description in the Corps. At the end of the day, however, it takes boots on the ground to secure any overrun area, so I gotta give the 311's (Infantry Riflemen) their props.

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I've had someone I know wish bad upon me and I've been unwell since. Apparently he has a curse so I was wondering if I could ask people to send positive energy to me. Certainly. All the best, Tsamaya.

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Why does life suck so bad sometimes? Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you have , the less shit you have to eat.

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What year do you think someone will invent the flying car? Have you seen how people drive on the ground? Do you really want them tooling along in the air, brushing their hair, talking on their cellphones, primping their eyelashes and flying straight into your apartment, or an accident not only resulting in two wrecked "cars" with commensurate casualties, but also two wrecked "cars" crashing back to Earth and landing on your roof?...

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What's an old TV show you remember that most other people wouldn't know? Winky-Dink and You. or Time for Beany!

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For those of you, like me, in your middle-age, do you think the 18-yr-old you would want to kick your arse for all the crap you've swallowed, and plan to deal with for years to come? Nevermind, he's 18 years old. What the hell does he know?

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I am an absolute Godless heathen, so save your religious rebuttal, but do you think we are really meant to figure out all the vagaries of science and nature, or does "God" just laugh at our efforts to encompass things like time, space, life, death, etc.? Those guys on the Discovery Channel are talking out of their asses, and laughing all the way to the bank.

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Would you call the bailouts a form of economic fascism? The fact that govt is protecting specific businesses while watching others fail is creating govt sponsored businesses that trounce small business owners and competition,is this the death of liberty? I think they are simply fishing for the few turds in the cesspool that are worth saving, and this is the best they can come up with. Unfettered and unregulated capitalism has left them with 7 shades of shit in a 1-shit toilet. But if you add things like the Patriot Act to things like your "Economic Facism", it sure does seem like this is a road the Gov. has been leaning toward for...

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I am throwing and AB PARTY!!! It is going to be a Pool/Beach Party!!! What is one food and one alcoholic drink I need to buy for you? MONEY IS NO ISSUE HERE!!! Heineken and Captain Morgans, please. I'll bring the food;)

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Have you ever quit an addiction? If so, what was it? Yes. I beat a 10-year heroin addiction by locking myself in the bathroom with a cassette player, a bag of tapes, a carton of Camel Wides, and a case of Heineken. I spent the first 3 days alternately turning on the hot and cold water as my flashes dictated, while my junkie GF banged on the door begging me to come out so we could go to the city and cop. After 3 days, she left to find another host...

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How much money would this site 'answerbag' make? It makes enough to keep adding new and expensive servers to archive all of this gas we vent, forever and ever! Every question, every answer, every comment thread........sheesh;)

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I have exercised for 2 hours for 3 days straight and have not lost a single pound. I have actually gained a pound. What am I doing wrong? You are looking for a "magic bullet" to make you lose weight. It does not work that way. You should come up with a sensible exercise regimen, watch your calorie intake, eat lots of fruit and other "real foods". Avoid anything with more than 5 ingredients, these are the foods that get you in trouble. Most of all, don't expect results in 3 days. You'll only end up...

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What are some things that you CAN NOT leave home without? Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch;)

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Do you know a "skank"? Hell yea. This area is rife with them.

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Chimpanzees regularly exchange meat for sex......Payton would exchange Beer....what would you give/accept for sex? Beer works for me:)

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Have you ever been or know where any ghost towns are located? There's a place called Bear Gap, Pa that I drove through once where about 7 people still live and it was the spookiest, most derelict place I have ever seen. I felt like I was in "Children of the Corn".

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I hate my boss. How do I avoid becoming over heated with certain issues and not loose my cool? A time-tested process I have exercized through 20 yrs of military service and 24 years in Restaurant Management: Think at your pay grade. Generals get paid to think at entirely different operational levels than Colonels, likewise with Majors, Captains, and down the line. Even though you are certain you know how their jobs should be done, you are only being PAID to do YOURS. Gain a...

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Is anyone from AB from Trinidad and Tobago? My boss at work is.

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Why does US currency have "In God We Trust" written all over it? Because you sure as Hell can't trust the currency these days;)

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Is there anything that goes through you? White Castles. Like a Japanese bullet train. Might as well eat 'em on the bowl;)

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What would be a very bad, terrible name for a "Male Enhancement Product"? What name besides "mikrostick 10" Bounty! The Quicker-Dicker-Upper!

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I was dating someone for over a year he was younger than me. I am a single mother. He lived far away but we saw each other weekly. We were comfortable. We broke up because he was talking to girls on websites. we still get along now he wants me to visit. I'm sorry, but....

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Is phillis wears a troll skin COAT evidently an authority figure here on answerbag.com Sounds like someone had a nice, big glass of Haterade;)

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Can you give me a statement that makes no sense?(funny ones) "Well, don't just do something! Stand there!"

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[Fun Q] A person has killed 40 people, raped 100 girls and has robbed 24 banks. Think of any suitable punishment? I think the families of the 40 dead and 100 raped should be allowed to take him into the vaults of the 24 banks and stuff the contents of them up his ass;)

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My GREAT friend Colt has reach GURU!!! Can you please stop by and CONGRATULATE HIM ON HIS ACCOMPLISHMENT? Congrats to a great bagger and an all-around good guy;)

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Would was your worst accident? Working my 28th straight day & was in an attic and misstepped and hit a ceiling joist face first! I was driving down RT 11 between Chambersburg and Shippensburg, PA in Feb of 1999. It is a country highway with farm fields on either side. I was going about 40 MPH in my 1984 Dodge Caravan when a wind gust kicked up and blew the powdery snow on the fields across the roadway, creating a temporary whiteout. When the wind stopped, I was headed straight for a telephone pole, which was countersunk...

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How much of a dumbass do you have to be, to accidently shoot yourself in the head with a spear gun? Anytime you think something is foolproof, they invent a better fool.

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Can you tell me one unusual fact about an animal or an insect? A wasp can tell the difference between 26 and 27 without counting. Humans can only tell the difference between 4 and 5 without counting.

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Would you be mad if I went through every age that could possibly date, i.e. 16-16; 16-17...through every other age and ask if it is OK? Why is the sky blue? If so, am I pregnant?;)

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Is "Pussy" a really dirty word? Only if it's a dirty pussy;)

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New Christian Dating Site being advertised on AB features a woman accentuating her very large breasts, does that seem very Christian? Well, I can't tell if she has a nice set of values from 150 ft. away! "Wow! Look at the morals on her!" :0

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Is this world cruel.....? Cruel is a human concept. There is no other world to compare it to. The world just is. Life is cruel.

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Is it true that if you threw a coin off the top of the Empire State building,and it hit someone in the head, it could kill them? (P.S. just curious, NOT suggesting) They tried that one on Mythbusters, and concluded that it did not have enough weight to do any real damage. It would flutter and spin and flop on its way down, and probably come down blocks away due to wind drift.

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Did you participate in Earth hour today? Yes. I remain on Earth for the entire hour.

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I went on several dates with a guy, and we turned into being hookup buddies. We have known each other for almost a year now. I became pregnant, and we had an abortion. Is it possible to remain friends, or have a meaningful relationship after this? Sounds like you should stick to what it was before the pregnancy. It seems like neither of you needs any strings attached or roots, so why look for "meaningful"? Just have a good time and be each other's relief valve. See some movies, have some drinks, keep it loose.

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Approximately how many people work in sweat shops in Mexico? Is there any way to find out which companies run these sweat shops? Level 72, and long enough to recognize this as a duplicate question numerous times over in an instant.

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Kisses----->All tongue, little lip pecks OR a little of both? A little of both, and some lip nibbling, too;)

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You come home from work. Your tired. As soon as you fall to sleep, the swatt team, police, and helicopters are in front of your house. What do you say and do? Tell 'em that wherever they're taking me, it's going to be on a stretcher, in my boxers. We can sort out the formalities in the morning when I wake up.

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Have you ever told something untrue to a phone solicitor just to get them off the phone? What was it? I tell them there is something wrong with my experimental phone, and that theres a slight chance they will get a shock when I hang up........then I hang up;)

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Do you know anyone who always says exactly what they think? Yup. Me. It's kept me down in life in some ways, but I wouldn't change it. Eeveryone knows what to expect from me.

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I am looking at purchasing an amp to play death metal through, wondering if anyone can suggest a quality one, that wont cost more than $2500 You can hardly go wrong with a Marshall JCM 800 twin stack. CRATE also makes a decent 4-12 cabinet. You definitely want a tube amp and nothing solid-state.

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Have you ever fished using minnows as bait? Yup. A handful of minnows will catch you a bucket full of snappers in July and August where I grew up;)

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Have you ever given a tip to a waitress/waiter based on their looks? Yes. Unfortunately, it's usually when I'm drinking, so the server in question gets better and better looking as my dining experience goes on. She might have looked like a signpost when I first sat down;)

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Back in the days of vinyl, which record label was your favorite? Atlantic. All the Zeppelin albums were on them. Also, Mercury, for my RUSH albums;)

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What's the best internet insult you've ever seen? Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent;)

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Do you find Nadya Suleman, the Octumom, to be attractive? Possibly, except that she probably has a toll-booth installed outside her baby-box, which probably resembles the Holland Tunnel.

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Can you play guitar? If yes, how good are you at it? Yes. Self-taught. Can't read music, though.

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What could be a good fake name incase you were going undercover or in Witnesss Protection? Heywood Jablome.

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Can You keep a secret for me? Yea....Keep A Secret....Yea....thats the ticket!

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When your having a lazy day do you stay in your pjs or get dressed? Boxers only. Don't come over unannounced;)

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Which Answerbagger is most likely to be Prom Queen? SarahMonster, by far.

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How does one become a CIA hitman? I could tell you, but......ermmmm.....I'd hafta, ya know, kill ya.

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Einstein is a rather common European name, but because Albert Einstein was so brilliant, his name has become synonymous with genius. What other names in history have become so closely associated with a person's impact on the world? I'm surprised no one has really come up with any older personages, like "Victorian Era"

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I dont like to pick up a ________? -one-legged hooker with her panties around her ankle.

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How did you get that cut on your arm? Zombie Apocalypse. Tough day at work. I need a beer;)

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I shout when i am __________? awake;)

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We have a black tip reef shark.He is 2 yrs old and he has this large pink growth coming out of his nose,or right next to it.We give him antibiotics but it doesn't seem to help.He bangs his nose up a lot and we thought it might just be infected? any ideas? It could be ick. Call a vet.

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Name one thing you would find at an airport A SHIT-TON of security!

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I want to get High on Life, what do you want to get High on? Percocet, please;)

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What is the ickiest thing you have ever eaten on accident? I ran through a spider web on my YZ-125 dirtbike going about 50 mph. It hit the back of my throat with an audible "THUNK!" Blech.

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Can someone tell me some good yo mamma jokes Yo Mamma's so fat, when she sings...... it's over;)

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What is the time where you live? The same time that's in your watch.

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Ben & Jerry's "Everything but the..." has everything but WHAT? Kitchen sink.

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Name one thing would see in a plane The only thing I wanna see on a plane is the drink cart;)

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Whats your biggest pet peave about people? People.

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What is the #1 sauce for putting on all foods? Honey mustard.

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Older men at work keep giving me their number and touching my ass. I'm a very innocent girl who wears my proper ugly mcds uniform. Most of my bosses think I should be sweet about it. I am in a steady relationship that I take quite seriously. what do I do? Regardless of what you wear to work, you do not have to accept that in the workplace. If you go to your "supervisors" who told you to "be sweet about it" and let them know you are filing a lawsuit against the men AND the company, I'm sure their tune will change rapidly. You can try being forcefully nice and ask them to stop, but men like this are usually pretty...

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What comes to mind when i say "monopoly"? Con Edison.

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Have you ever eaten something you shot yourself? Deer, goose, duck, pheasant, boar.

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I can't believe Ron Silver died today, he was one of my favorite actors...you? I am surprised to hear it, but I saw it on the news, so I have to believe it. Esophogeal cancer. He must have kept it pretty quiet.

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Prohibition was ____ A disastrous and poorly thought out chapter in our history of domestic policy which more or less gave otherwise 2-bit hustlers the opportunity to make huge sums of money and become dangerous gangs smuggling and peddling what seemed a harmless vice which everyone- including the lawmakers- wanted anyway.

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Have you ever felt so angry you wanted to hurt anyone? All the time. I manage it well, but the desire to correct people with my hands is very strong sometimes. That's what 20 yrs in the service will do for ya. The only problem is if you live through it and then have to go back home, among the mouth-breathers.

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Which is the better rifle.....an ak-47 or a M-4? The M-4 is better made, higher quality weapon that if well cared for will remain accurate and reliable. It also provides excellent close/quarters and room clearing capabilities that make it suitable to the new urban environments today's forces face. However, the AK-47 is a rugged, heavy-hitting rifle with a larger 7.62x39 round that will punch through light armored vehicles or knock a...

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Have u ever thought about how far the flyswatter has come? - the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick. Usually, they come all the way from China, like everything else;)

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Can anyone make a 7 letter word with these 7 letters please...g.u.y.t.a.i.l...thank you. Guil-TAY! Like Bernie Madoff;)

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Do you think it's ok for a 22 yr. old male to see a 17 yr. old female? They live in SC so I don't really know the laws or anything, but before they started seeing each other they were best friends and still are. Whats your opinion? See, yes. Touch, no.

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Why won't I ever grow up? Because growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Someday, you may find the need or impetus to do it. If not, it's never too late to have a happy childhood;)

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Do you think the police watch Answerbag? Make it! Da Fuzz!:)

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Name a sport in which a man does not wear any kind of protection. Running/hurdles.

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Should i ditch my "friends". I told them it was my 30th birthday a month ago with frequent reminders to attend my party. None of my close (3) friends can come, as is true for most acquaintances. People are attending on odd days. Acceptable? You're 30! I stopped caring about birthdays after 21. People that age should have lives of their own. If they can't make it, maybe you should consider having your party with family, and schedule a little get together with your friends some night when they CAN attend. Expecting them to drop everything to attend a grown-up's birthday is just silly, good friends or not. Happy...

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NUNYA returns!! Like Arnold S. says "I'LL BE BACK!!" Was that a great movie or what? ((((HUGS))))) to eveyone. I missed you all. Welcome back!

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What is the first thing you think of when I say "Eagle"? This:

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Do you have any scars you can't seem to forget? That's what scars are for. They have the power to remind us that the past was real.

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Do you remember the band Golden Earring? Twilight Zone was the coolest video of all time!

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Have you ever been "guilty by association"? Why? What did you do now?;)

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What would you do if you found a treasure map of a known treasure that was hidden in the area on the map, but that area is in a hostile country with a hostile government? I'm afraid I'd have to get hostile;)

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What does everyone think of Obama's new law? He's trying to say that if a dr refuses to do an abortion due to religion or whatnot that they either have to or go to jail. And what about the gun control? Is the US going to how it was with Hitler? Even if he did come up with something like that, it would have to pass through the system of checks and balances before it became "law". I think you're confusing the position of President with the position of Dictator.

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How many diapers have you changed? Hundreds.

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Has anyone ever written off/been written off by a close family member? I haven't seen any of my blood relatives in 10-20 years, and have no burning plans to do so.

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How much is "two bits" and where did the phrase come from? It's about 25 cents, and it comes from the Gold Rush era when people walked around with pouches of silver or gold dust to pay for everything.

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What is something that people do to spoil their kids? Ask my ex-mother in law. She wrote the book on it.

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Who wants to congratulate LynfromNM, our Community Leader, for reaching the Guru title? Good job, LynfromNM! Congratulations Lyn!

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How do you flag an underage AB user? Email a Community Leader, or Rich Gazan at : rich@answerbag.com

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My boyfriend's sister uses him and steals things from him to pawn them but my he still does things for her. She borrows money and then tries to tell him she already gave it to him. But he still let's her walk all over him. Why is that? He is her "enabler". He does it out of a misguided sense of "looking out for her". If he really wanted to help her, he'd cut her off and force her to get rid of whatever bullshit she has in her life that keeps her dependent on him(and probably other friends and family members). He doesn't know how to do that, or can't stand the thought of watching her hit...

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What kind of work did your grandfather do? Both WW2 vets, one came home and was a draftsman for Fairchild Republic Aviation, and the other was a Systems Manger for Sperry Corp. and worked on the U.S.S Nautillus project.

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Can something really be "true for me"? I thought truth was truth. A little help philosophers? Truth is a bourgeois concept, open to interpretation, alteration, and censorship.

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Are there some things that you can learn through books but CANNOT learn from life experiences? History. Especially ancient history.

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Which do you prefer: hot chocolate on a cold day or a cold beer on a hot day? Cold beer, either day;)

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Do u think that mental health professionals should be able to help themselves when things get too much for them or is it ok for them to need help also. What would you think if a therapist told you "I am depressed and I am seeing someone about it"? I'd think they were human like anyone else and it is a credit to their expertise that they know they need the help of another therapist rather than thinking they can treat themselves. Would you rather they said: "I'm depressed, so I prescribed myself 4 mg of Xanax twice a day to make myself feel better. Now, what was your problem again?"

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Can you use the words "precarius and "prevail" in a sentence that makes sense? The current financial situation in the U.S. is precarious, but if cooler heads prevail, we should see a turn-around in the next 1-2 years.

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Hat/Cap & Full/Stuffed, Can you come up with 2 words similar to the ones I made up? Enough/Plenty.

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What is the best type of mattress topper to get? They are a scam. I don't notice any difference in my bed except that there is one more big thing to wash.

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What is Italy famous for? Switching sides in 2 World Wars and exploiting every opportunistic avenue available to them from the occupying forces.

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What is one law that should be grounds for having your hand cut off in the US? Child Molestation, and sneak-thievery.

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What get cold on you first, hands or feet? Neither. I'm a human furnace. Always hot.

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What is the most uncomfortable TV show or Movie that there is to watch? (My answer is "24".) Movie, I nominate "Australia".

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how warm do you like your tub/shower water to be (1 being ice cold, 10 is scalding)? Super hot, then a quick blast of cold at the end. I'll probably have a heart attack one day in there, but it feels soooooo good;)

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Can you taste a difference in the various vodkas (unflavored)? Yeah. Some taste like rubbing alcohol, while others are smoother and almost tasteless. Those are the best;)

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Are you as unmotivated right now as I am? Nope. My son is here visiting. I'm good money;)

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First thing that come to mind when i say europe Capital I's and E's.

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How much does your food and gas cost per month? About $450 for the two of us.

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This weekend, Daylight Savings Time is going to rob me of an hour of my visit with my son, so I'm not participating this year. Who else would like to join me in saying: "Screw Daylight Savings Time!"? I'm only late if I accept it;) ++

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I had loaned a family member a sum of money in the last year to get them out of a drug related abusive home. This reason was a fake reason used only to con monies out of others to support the habits. I have attempted to collect the debt, in many reasonabl My experience in life is: Whenever you loan money to a friend, you usually end up losing both. This goes double for family members. You can sue in court, but you'll just end up causing more ill will and discomfort with other family members potentially. Take the loss, chalk it up as a learning experience, and close your pursestrings. If this person needs future help, offer non-monetary help...

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Do you think the Dallas Cowboys will be a better team without Terrell Owens, addition by subtraction? That sounds like when I classify a death here in NYC as a D.S.A.F. (Did Society A Favor).

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Michael Jackson is making a "comeback"? Oh, jeez. Yea, he's doing a re-make of the old Elton John classic, "Don't let your son go down on me".

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How is your 401K doing since Obama was elected? I don't even open my statements. We've decided it's to expensive to keep on living, so why plan on retirement?

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If I knocked on your door, and you answered, and I told you "I am Cowboy from answerbag".......Would I be welcomed into your home? But of course;)

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What are two things that you should never mix with alcohol? Guns, and motor vehicles.

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What descriptive word would you never use because it would make you sound too upper class and maybe pompous? Taciturn.

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How to hide your manhood while wearing womens panties? If you're wearing women's panties, your "manhood", such as it is, with be completely non-existant, I assure you.

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My playstation 2 a fat one goes right to the browser menu and wont let me play games Your reader is probably shot. Go get another PS2. They're cheap now used. You can pick one up for about $49.99.

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Should yoyoing be an extreme sport, Olympic sport, competitive sport or just hobby? I work with a bunch of non-competitive Yo-yos, at least this would give them something to strive for;)

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Is Steve Guttenburg the greatest ever film comedian? The best thing about Steve Guttenburg is when he gets killed in "The Boys from Brazil.";)

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Do you remember the cigarette machines in restaurants? Yea. They became obsolete when cigarettes began costing 35 quarters, like they do now;)

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If one of my favourite artists used to be a drug dealer and a pimp. If he is not apologetic, but regularly brags about it. If I buy his albums, am I supporting drugs and pimping? If you spend a penny on anything in this day and age, you are supporting every type of seedy, underhanded, and detrimental activity imaginable. Look at the current financial situation. The people responsible for fu**ing this all up were using YOUR money.

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Why do some members have COAT in their name? Co-operative of Anti- Trolls.

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How come it's simple to be happy, but difficult to be simple? It's complicated.....;)

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16 years old and engaged. What are your thoughts? Theres another bunch of ill-gotten offspring my tax dollars will be supporting.

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Does God have a sense of humor? Look at the Platypus, or Carrot-Top. I sure think so;)

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If you were in a witness protection program, how well do you think you would handle it? New name, new job, new location? Not being able to see family or friends? I've been doing that once every 5 years or so since I was 16. I haven't seen my Dad in 12 years, and my mom in 10, or my sister in almost 20. I just pack up and move 500 miles away from where I am every couple of years. New friends, new job, new town, new state, new life. It's a healthy thing once in a while.

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What is the All time best BRAD PITT movie ever made? Seven or Troy.

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How many computers do you have? 1 comp 1 laptop

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How do Guinea Fowls procreate? The same way foul Guineas do;)

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Does Sarahmonster pay people to look at her profile or do you think she looks at it herself alot? Is there some sick cult out in cycberspace that has regular meetings on her profile page? and if so can I get in? I don't think she needs to pay anyone to do anything. Her avatar and profile photos do all the talking. Why does everyone hate on her so much? She just applied Myspace tactics to Answerbag, and apparently, it pays off, although I'm not sure what the prize is for 'Highest hit counter count'.

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What Are The World’s Top 10 Ugliest Buildings? The Meadowlands Xanadu. http://www.flickr.com/photos/sheenachi/2399226151

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What would you find at a childs birthday party Children.

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No lie, i was banging my gf and she was on top and she accidentally pooped a little pellet the size of a grape onto my balls and i just ignored it and kept going. then i got on top and it rolled from where it was on the bed to my hand. what would u do? Pick it up, put it in a Ziplock, and use it to blackmail her anytime she gives you static about anything;)

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What should your boss's bumper sticker say? I'd rather be fu**ing off somewhere.....

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What is the leading cause of divorce? Marriage;)

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If you could start a band with one famous musician, who would it be? Jerry Garcia.

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Have you ever seen a dead human body (that lie dead where it died) (not a funeral). Hundreds. Kuwait/Iraq 1990-1991.

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Can you explain in layman's terms what a layman is? A person who has no idea what you're talking about for lack of experience and/or comparable education.

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How does one finally retire when depended on all one's life! Some people never get to fully 'retire', but making some moves to ensure the independence of those who may still 'depend' on you, such as furthering their education, or helping out with securing a home, may go a long way towards alleviating some of that responsibility. You shouldn't be required to support your children/grandchildren forever. You have every right to...

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Can you name a place where you would usually speak in hushed tones? The Library.

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Would it bother you to be called by your last name all the time? After 20 yrs. in the service, it took me awhile to get used to NOT being called by my last name, or simply "Gunny".

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An 18 yr. old kills someone at the request of their lover during a crime. They realize that it was truly stupid & moves away & starts a new life. They haven't been in trouble w/the law & it's been 20 years. Should the FBI search for them & prosecute? Of course. All the more so, as this person has been lying to everyone they ever met and passing themselves off as a decent human being for 20 years. They could have been your babysitter, your doctor, your pizza delivery guy, you name it. Realizing they did a stupid thing does not preclude them doing it again. The fact that they got away with it may actually embolden them in a similar situation.

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What is something people have horses do? There are a plethora of websites where, for $59.95 a mo. they will show you EXACTLY what some people have horses do. You may not wanna see, though......;)

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A Yugo SKS? I've never fired one . Are they any good compared to say an AR 15? Two completely different classes of firearm, but I assure you the cost of ownership and ammo will be far less than an AR-15, and therefore the amount of fun you will have will outweigh any shortcomings in the quality of the rifle.

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What is something the Military use in battle? (any branch) Marines, and their rifles.

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Name something that a woman might leave a lipstick stain on? My dipstick;)

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What is a complaint that you might have after your pizza is delivered? Place fake dog doo on pizza, close box, return to door with money and exclaim: "Hey, I don't remember ordering this pizza with SAUSAGE!!!!!!"

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Veterans, what do you think of people like me who ask tons and tons of questions right after each other...especially in the outside of the bag section (random q section)? go ahead, be honest. i can take it. If they're decent questions, I'm all for it. Good questions are few and far between these days.

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Is there a recipe to make your own taco seasoning at home without MSG or wheat products? I'd use black pepper, chili powder(or cayenne) and garlic salt.

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Are you for or against citizens of the United States owning firearms? Give your opinion, please! I'd never give mine up. If that makes me a non-citizen someday, then this place was never worth fighting for.

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Tuesday, Feb. 24, is National Pancake Day. Did you have pancakes for breakfast? That's hilarious. I made pancakes yesterday for the first time in months;)

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The headline reads, "Taxing pot could become a political toking point." Punny headline, but is this the answer to California's fiscal problems? See LINK: Sounds like as good a solution as any.

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How often do you wash the blankets on your bed? Every 2 weeks, with the rest of the wash.

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Lost my license in a different state. I live in IL but I go to college in PA and I got an underage citation last night- where I can lose my license. Will it effect me even thou I do not have a PA license? Erm......Yup. It doesn't matter what state the licence is issued from. All that info is computerized, and NCIC will tell them in about .5 nanoseconds that you have a licence in another state. It's your privilege to drive in their state that they are going to revoke.

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If i make a plan for international meet for answerbag users in new Delhi.will you attend it? Make it Tony's Beechhurst Deli, and you can count me in;)

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Have you seen the new monstrosity they built outside the new Giant's Stadium, Meadowlands, N.J.? Doesn't it look like a blind contractor went into Lowe's and said: "I'll take whatever building materials ya got that ain't sellin', color is no object!"? http://www.flickr.com/photos/sheenachi/2399226151 Here ya go, Chanda;)

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What should you say when someone calls you a "square" for getting good grades? Thank you. I look forward to your next syllable with joyous anticipation. Good luck in prison. Steal something casual;)

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Has anyone played resident evil 5 yet? Played the demo. Not impressed.

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Have you ever googled something, and then have an answer you did on AB show up? That just happened to me. It freaked me out. I'm not gonna lie haha. It just happened to me. Weird.

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What would be your choice of automobile if you were to enter a Demolition Derby? A hangover-poop-brown '76 AMC Pacer with one Howard-Johnson's-orange door;) Where the Hell did they get those colors, anyway?

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Where would you stick out like a sore thumb? A Tupperware party:)

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Your knee is blown out and you are stuck on the couch. What do you occupy your time with? XBOX 360.

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Will your answer to this question be a lie? It wasn't me! He was dead when I got there! The check is in the mail!

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If a question really pushes your buttons, can you take a deep breath, count to ten and simply walk away and ignore it? I avoid those like the plague. Most of the time, those questions are contrived purposely to get your goat, so why dignify it by taking the bait? It's kept me out of much AB drama.

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I have a "thing" for the goofy gal in the Progressive Auto Insurance commercial. Anyone else see her allure? Yea, I'm a Flo fan;P

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Will you join me in wishing dea_ex_machina a very happy Birthday? Happy Birthday;)

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To people w/ divorced parents: how did you know that there was no more hope, that you're parents were really finally ending it? what do you do when they're asking you who you want to stay with, how do you decide? When my parents decided to call it quits, I was 19 and fighting in the first Gulf War. They actually had the gall to ask me what I thought they should do. Hello! I probably wouldn't be over here killing my fellow man for pay if everything had been hunky-dorey back home. Do what you gotta do. I've got bigger concerns to think about. As far as I'm concerned, they could have...

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Appendix, Spleen, 1 kidney....all things we are born with, but can live without. Can you think of anything else that we take for granted that we can live without? Reality television, and hit-and-run accidents. So sorry, Dave. Gtravels and I have you and your son in our thoughts.

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Should I be happy if I at 32 get asked for ID when buying a bottle of wine (the legal age being 18)? I would be. I havent been carded since I was 16(I'm 37 now), and the legal age here is 21;)

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Do you think we will ever see the end of reality television? Please, GOD, let it be soon. It will give me a reason to go on.....

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Is anyone else completely appalled that Gran Torino was ignored by the Academy Awards? No. I liked the movie, but I try to reserve being "completely appalled" for things that truly warrant it, like the mishandling of the Iraq and Afghani wars and our F.U.B.A.R. economy. Sorry, but this is exactly what the Government would like, for you to worry about the Academy Awards and American Idol.

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Im into Rush, Dream Theater, Pantera, Metallica, Iron Maiden and others. What other music should i look into getting King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Primus(or anything with Les Claypool), Queensryche, Uriah Heap, Black Flag.

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Any stepparents out there? How do you deal with your s/o's ex without coming across as a jealous little #@$*&? It's called growing up and doing whats right for the child. You don't have to entertain the ex. You don't have to invite them to stay the weekend. You just have to be civil for the short amount of time during the transfer of child and accoutrements. If you have trouble doing this, maybe you ARE a jealous little #@$*&?. It so happens that my current S/O gets along better...

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My dear friend Babycakes has become a Genius! Who would care to join me in offering her congratulations, much love, prayers, all of our support and many hugs? Congratulations Babycakes. G and I are always in your corner. Take good care of you and Bob. Our thoughts and prayers are with you:)

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What is something you can find at "Starbucks" Coffee house? Sumatra.......Mmmmmmmmm.

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Do you read everything when you are bored, like the shampoo bottle in the shower? Yes. What is 'Methylchloroisothiazolanone', anyway?

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Do you answer Topic Of The Day often? The other day I had the honor of having one of my q's be the topic of the day. Since then, I've paid a whole lot more attention to it;)

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Whats good about vintage clothing? No one else will be wearing it when you go to the party;)

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If you found a way to get everyone you met and knew to like you, would you do it? No, thanks. I don't like everyone I know and meet.

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You have been invited to a Cheesecake Party in Sillyville for Suby, he made Maestro!!! Please no points..just say you will come and boogie down. So are you coming or not? Will:)

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How many milliliters are in a liter 1000

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Okay, so I used to love the show "Jon & Kate + 8" but lately I feel like I am watching an hour long commercial with all the "plugs" they do. Do you feel the same way? If you had all those kids to feed, clothe, shelter, raise and send to college, you'd be lookin' to plug something, too;)

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Name a non-living Object that has an Eye...? Rib roast of beef. Rib-eye or eye-round.

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What would you do if all your friends could see the questions you are asking on Answerbag? All you have to do is answer the old question that best fits the information you're looking for, and it will be bumped back up on the homepage, where it will garner new answers.

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What are the quotes on the back of a book called? You know the references or one sentence reviews that say things like ''One of the best reads in the last 10 years. This author moved me to tears - Jane Doe" Is there a term for those? I call it "Hot air" or more to the point, "bullsh**". Same thing with movie trailers. I love when they say, "The feel-good event of the summer."

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What is something you teach kids to be careful with or of? Knives. My son has a bad habit of cutting into or towards his hand. He's learning, though;)

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How is the best way to preserve garlic without drying or cooking. In oil, and unrefrigerated in a glass sealed jar.

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Of a national U.S. chain franchise, who had the best submarine sandwiches: Subway, Mr. Sub, Blimpie's, Quiznos, or another? Quiznos, far and away. Everything at Subway tastes like the cleaning chemicals they use to sanitize their cutting boards and slicing machines. I'll brave a few germs in order to just taste food, thanks very much;)

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In your opinion, what are the top 3 best things to do/see in NYC? Museum of Natural History. U.S.S Intrepid Sea, Air, and Space Museum (took my son there last week) Statue of Liberty/ Ellis Island/ Liberty Science Center.

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How many answers do you Answer a day (on average)? None. You don't answer answers, you answer questions!

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What would be your Star Wars name? Star Wars name: Scoba Cosmi. Honorary name: Norcamaro of Vicodin;)

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In which European country would you find the 'Albert Canal'? Belgium

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Have you ever had a disaster, whilst hosting a dinner party? Damn near every night. I am a restaurant manager;)

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Do you know how to rollerskate? Do you know how to rollerblade? Yup. Ice skate, too.

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Why do u need to have your widom teeth out, and who has or hasn't had them out? Most people need them out because there is not enough room in their jaw for them and they "impact", or push against, the teeth in front of them, causing cracking and decay, and eventually tooth loss. For others, they never fully come forward and end up coming in and cutting through the gums, causing pain and discomfort.

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Why are the Answers on AB with the highest ratings WRONG "fluff" nonsense, or answers that are funny, clever, witty, stupid nonsense, soap box pontificating, personal opinion, absurdist commentary and other forms of populist demagoguery? Have you turned on your television or read a newspaper or magazine lately? People love fluff. It keeps them from having to think too much. In fact, this question itself will be lost on many users simply for it's use of 8+ letter words.

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Doesn't the Vatican, with it's billions of dollars of reserves, thousands of paid staff, palaces and grand buildings, Vatican Bank, shareholdings in industry etc., run completely counter to the teachings of Jesus. Biggest organized racket on the planet.

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Did you live up to, exceed or fail to meet your parents expectations? They wanted me to be a Marine Biologist. I ended up being a retired Marine. Close enough for Government work;)

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It has been suggested that the career home run record should revert back to Hank Aaron's total of 755, wiping out Barry Bonds' 762 because of alleged steroid use. What do you think? I'm all for it.

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Do we all have the potential for cruelty? Anyone who has ever been in a combat zone will tell you that humanity and civilization are a wafer-thin veneer, which can be shattered effortlessly. Once broken, the true nature of the human race is exposed, and we are the most devious, diabolical, cold, calculating savages the planet has ever known.

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Are you in the Top 100 Highest Ranked Answerbag Users of all time? Currently # 70

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What comes first to mind when I say "Firebrand"? A red-headed Englishwoman who has reached level 100 here on AB, and bears a fair resemblance to Nancy Grace;)

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Montana USA is going smokeless. Meaning every public building will be non smoking. Which I agree with,except in a bar. If you go to a bar it is by your choice & you can leave or stay.Do you have an opinion? Do you think banning smoking in a bar is ok? It's been like that in NY here for a few years. People have adapted fine, and bar business is as booming as ever. Plus, you can go to a bar without coming home smelling like an ashtray. Even in the shittiest weather, I see hoardes of people lined up on sidewalks outside bars, smoking their $8.75-a-pack cigs. Sinners die hard.;)

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Is it odd that I want to arrange Skittles by colour and eat all of one colour and then all of another colour? I do the same thing with Mike-n-Ikes, Good-n-Fruity, and Jelly Beans. I like the stronger flavor you get that way;)

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Do you consider yourself more or less intelligent than your next door neighbor? I live among a host of genetic rejects, swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool;)

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Any parents have a "cute" kiddie story? Example: One evening, I asked my three-year-old daughter where the sun had gone. She said, "It went to get a drink of water!!!" My son had a bunny that died one winter when he was about two. I buried it in the backyard, and then explained to him that his bunny had gone to be with Jesus. Two weeks later, we are at the local church. Everyone is glad-handing about in the reception area, and my son decides hes going up the stairs to the attic, where there is a cordon rope and a "Do not enter" sign. I run up...

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What does the letters R&B stand for when referring to music? Just curious. I know it sounds dumb to ask but my 14yr old daughter just asked me and I thought for a moment and said I don't know but someone on AB would know!!! LOL Thanks, Shelly Rhythm & Blues.

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Which movies would be better if they had zombies? There Will Be Blood...... There should have been Zombies.........;)

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What is a food that we melt before using it to cook? Chocolate.

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May I say thank you to everyone for all your kind wishes? and the fact that if you did not post the questions and rate my answers we would never have found out what the title is going to be.Thank you for the help and kindness over the last two years.:) Congratulations, Firebrand! And, you're welcome;)

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How many 'one hit wonders' can you name??? either song title or artist... Goodbye, Horses. by Q. Lazzarus

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I am afraid of GAYS what can i do to stop that? i dont whant to be a prejeduced douche Realize that just because someone is gay doesn't mean they're out to pounce on every fresh piece of meat they see on the sidewalk, any more than a straight person is. They're not going to attack you in a group and rape you. They're not gonna slip you a roofie at a party and drag you off to the back bedroom. They're not sexual deviants or oversexed dynamos. They're...

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I smell something cooking and it smells good. What are you cooking? Porterhouse steaks, Atlantic Salmon, sauteed onions and asparagus. The scent is still lingering from last night;) Gotta love shopping at Stew Leonards.

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What other things have you used a paper clip for? I've used it to make a "stinger", a cooking device using a regular 6-foot extention cord and 2 paper clips(not touching each other) stuck into the sockets. You put the end with the paper clips into a half-full 5-gallon bucket of water, place the food you want cooked in a plastic bag, add some salt to the water in the bucket to conduct the heat, and plug into the wall. In about 10...

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Should Major League Baseball kick out all players who have used steroids? No, but they should make a new set of records and statistics, and label them B.S. (Before Steroids) and A.S. (After Steroids), and anyone suspected of using them should have an asterisk next to their names, denoting the fact that any achievements they have attained were done on performance enhancers.

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Do you think you should wait until marriage to give up your virginity? Too late for that;(

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Will you join me in boycotting Kellogg's products for dropping Michael Phelps' sponsorship? That's just silly. I like a good bonghit as much as the next guy, but I'm not going to let anyone photograph me doing it. You wanna play, you gotta pay. Especially when someone else (Kelloggs') is paying the bills. Maybe E-Z Wider will pick up his contract;)

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Can you complete this? Weak Wilbur is so weak, he's the only man in the world who ever got injured by playing _______. ...One-handed Flight Commander:)

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Whaddya mean, "whaddya mean"? How do you mean, "Whadda I mean, 'Whaddya mean?'" ;)

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You have a "creepy" surprise for me, it fits in the palm of my hand. What is it? Are you over 18? OK, then.......SURPRISE!:)

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What's something that a lot of people do on a regular basis that you would NEVER do? (Eg, sleep with the "wrong" gender, skydiving, or eating an oyster.) Eat mushrooms. (except for the Magic ones, but even those taste like crap;)

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Who would join me in congratulating my wonderful friend (Digitalbum) on making Sage? Good job, Sage;) I hadda check to see if anyone asked your sage question after yu left your comment before;)

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Are you living up to expectations? Whose?

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Leaving AB-Good level to stop at. Just don't have the time, energy or dispositon for it any more. You guys have "fun" OMG! Go already! They rejected your last Declaration of Departure "question" because it was not even a question. Neither is this one. No one will miss you. Don't let the internet hit you in the ass on the way out. Good bye and good riddance. "Look at me! I'm going! Goodbye cruel world. See me going? This is me, going! Bye bye! Please tell me how great I am so I can...

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Were you country before or after country was cool? When was it cool?

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Have you ever been bitten by a snake or stung by a scorpion or jellyfish? Jellyfish, and it sucked;)

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What are examples of some "new words" that we use today but didn't even exsist 25 yrs ago? Donkey punch Teabag Woot "War on Terror" Sub-prime lending.

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Do you think its acceptable for someone to wait 2 weeks before replying to your email? I don't check my email very often, so it is entirely possible for me to not see one for two weeks. Now, if it is something that is time-sensitive, and some time has gone by, you may want to consider contacting the person some other way.

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Help me about my love! i have made a girlfriend in a site,we are from different country,and i think she love me.so should i continue contact with her? she is very beautful what make me feel afriad. here is the site and her photo: Erm, she doesn't happen to own a business overseas and need you to buy Ipods and Playstation 3's and send them to her(all at your own expense, you'll be re-imbursed later.....NOT!), does she? That looks alot like one of the honeypot profiles that scammers use to get lonely men to send them money. A girl like that should have no problem meeting a "man, or nice person"...

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What a bunch of inane questions and comments. Good Night and Good Bye. Don't let the Internet hit you in the ass on the way out.

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Your car broke down beside the highway, what is the first thing you would do? Yell "Awwwwwwww SHIT!". Then, call AAA;)

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What should you not say before sex? Wow, you have the same birthmark as your sister!

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Smoking is considered to be a bad habit. Then why some people keep smoking? Bad or good, it's still a habit. You don't just change your habits because others deem them 'bad'.

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Are there trekkies here? I am, but only the original series, and the movies. Never got into any of the spin-offs.

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My co-worker smells so bad, it's making my work enviornment uncomfortable. I've told my boss, but he doesn't want to hurt his feelings. What do I do? In the service, we would take a guy like that into the showers and clean them with a deck brush and floor soap (institutional floor soap has a good bit of lye in it, and it burns a little). They usually got the message after that.

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Do you know how your first friend on AB was? Yes, they were fine, thank you;)

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My boyfriend spent almost over $500.00 dollar Christmas gift for his daughter, and he only spent $50.00 dollar gift for me. Do you think that is fair or he really loves me? In this economy, many people decide to forgo presents for eachother, so they can still make Christmas special for the kids. I'd say he did right by you. If you feel cheated, I think that has more to do with you than him. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it. If you want material things rather than a man who takes care of his obligations to his children, go find yourself a rich...

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Have you ever met someone that made you so uneasy that you suspected them of being capable of murder? Everyone is capable of it, given the proper motivation.

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What is a movie that you remember fondly, but nobody you know seems to know it exists? Sunshine with Ralph Fiennes. Hard to find a copy of it, too.

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Anyone read any good books lately :)? In the Presence of Mine Enemies by Harry Turtledove.

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Would you rather be chased by a Grizzly Bear or a Mountain Lion? Mountain lion. It would be fitting if for once a big pussy ate ME;)

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Hey...does anyone here think a few drinks helps or hinders you from answering or asking? Never hurts;)

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Why is it that AB-Rich never asks any questions? Because he knows everything. AB-Joel told him.

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What's your favourite Monty Python line ever? "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."

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Is The Life of Brian the funniest film ever? One of.

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What can you think of that's fun to stroke? A golf club.

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I smoked pot on New Years eve, then took one hit a few days later. I only smoke occasionally (less than every two weeks) I just took a drug test today for a job (they didnt tell me I would be taking one). Will I fail? You'll probably be ok. It's been about a month, and if you don't use regularly, you won't have much toxins built up. I don't know what you do for a living, but many places, even if you do fail, try offering you rehabilitation options and help rather than terminating you on a first offense.

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What is a really mundane part of life that you genuinely enjoy? I love putting on a nice, new pair of socks right out of the bag. I will be whistling Zip-a-Deee-Doo-Dah out of my butt the rest of the day;)

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My neighbor for over 10 years has never dated a man do you think she might be lebanese? I'm not sure whats funnier: The misuse of Lebanese, or the categorizing this question in About Answerbag;)

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What did kids do for fun in the 60's and 70's? We played Tag, Red light/ Green light, Red Rover. Sometimes we played stickball with rocks(I have a nice scar on my forehead to attest to that one). We pretended we were the guys on Battlestar Galactica, we played War. Later, in 1978 or so, we had Intellivision, Atari, and the Oddysey console(Pong, squash, tennis, and hockey, which all looked suspiciously alike;). Then, Grass swept the...

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Does anyone else hate the Beatles? Jerry Garcia once said this, and I think it applies to the Beatles as much as it does the Dead: "We're like black licorice. The people who like it really, really like it, and the people who don't really, really don't"

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Which was the first Super Bowl to be designated by the Roman numerals we know today? I'm takin' a guess here, but Super Bowl V? The first four were between the NFL and the AFL. V was the first after the merger in 1970.

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Nobody in Hollywood knows this but, Tony Orlando and Dawn are _____!! What goes in the blank? Past their prime and doing the Vegas lounge-lizard circuit;)

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How do i make my bobs look bigger Put an extra "O" in there so they look more like BOOBS:)

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Does chapstick dry out your lips? No. I don't use it.

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What is the difference between pagen religion and chritianity? The spelling.

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How do nuts get tainted? I can't have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because of tainted nuts? Erm, you generally get tainted nuts from messin' about with ladies of ill repute. Never affected my appetite, though;)

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If i am a junior and thinking of going to the Air Force Academy what should i do to increase my chances of getting in? Start paying alot of attention in Math, especially as pertains to trigonometry. Closing speeds, angles of attck, fuel calculations, and dead reckoning are all things you will need to understand, and they all have their base in mathematics. Also, play some sports or video games that build eye-hand co-ordination.

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Do you find it odd to see gay men working in blue collar jobs? What do you expect them to do, work at Rainbow-collar jobs?

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Define "discretion" and give an example of police discretion. Deciding whether or not to charge the 15-year-old kid in the back of your cruiser with underage drinking and unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, or to call their parents, escort them home and give them a stern talking to and a warning, with the caveat that if they are caught again, they will NOT be so lucky.

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What do guys think about when they are with a girl they like? BooobiesBoobiesBoobiesBoobiesBoobies. (I say this because you categorized it under teenagers, and I was one......once:(

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Telivision troubleshooting 1: Learn to spell TELEVISION. It's at the top of the question, since you categorized this q. under TELEVISION TROUBLESHOOTING. 2: Once this is accomplished, read the instruction manual that came with the television. If you've lost it, Google the model television you have and look up the instruction manual.

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Steelers won! How do you feel? Woot.

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Some of our AB'ers need a smile today, would you join me in brightening their day by posting a cute picture? :) Here ya go.......

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If you could have an army of killer penguins would you? That goes against all Penguin values.

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you our latest Swami! A man whose heart is SO BIG he needs a 6' 9" body to get it to fit! The one! The only! BigDaddyBS! When you're done cheering (or recovered from the shock), would you give the man a high five? Congratulations, Big Daddy! Sorry, but I posted my good congrats and picture under Gtravels' account by accident, so you'll hafta settle for this instead;)

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What do families do in the car on long trips? These days, with their Ipods, cellphones, PSP/Nintendo DS and portable DVD players, they do the same thing they do at home: sit around and ignore eachother as best they can;)

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Where is the worst place to sit in a restaurant? At an IHOP in NY, I had to use the restroom. I walked to the back, only to find that the alcove before the bathroom where one would normally find a coatrack or a payphone, had been re-arranged and used for dining space. About 4 tables had been crammed in this spot, and the bathroom door opened outwards, right onto the urinal. Anyone standing there using it was immediately open to the breeze...

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Who else thinks the Nanny's voice is unbearable? Whoa there, you're talkin' about my babygirl! That's what God invented Duct Tape for;)

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Why do homosexuals make there sexuality notisable Why do illiterate morons make THEIR illiteracy NOTICABLE?

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Tough decisions - you made any? I am a retired Marine E-7. I lost 14 men under my command as a platoon sergeant in 20 years. Every one of them was a tough decision.

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Had you ever heard the word "sage" before joining AB? Of course. It's a color, a person, a spice, and an adjective.

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What is something you buy that don't stay looking new for long? Work jeans.

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If you are sleepy and hungry. which u do first? just sleep or find something to eat? Sdaly, I get a little snack and then hit the sack;)

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I knew a guy who worked at a failing company that had a deal w/ the gas co. to pay less but have the heat cut off on high-demand extra-cold days, so he'd have to wear a coat & long underwear. Have you ever heard of this? I just heard of a 93 yr old man in the Great Lakes area who froze to death in his house because the bill was $1000+ in arrears, so a technician from the company installed a governor that would allow a subsistance amount of power to be used, but when it went over a certain amount of kwH it would trip the device and require a tech to come over and reset it, thus giving the company another chance...

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Does anyone remember 8" floppy discs? Yep. The 5" seemed so advanced after that;)

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Why is my wife making me wear a condom now? Either she thinks you have something, or she knows she does.

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Rectal Bleeding: How much is too much? I'll take ANY for $400, Alex.

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Which Room of your home is your Computor in,if you havnt a laptop,,,? Living room.

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At your current age: What are you starting to lose? The Battle of the Bulge;) I've gone from 195 to 225 since retiring from the service.

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If i Asked You to recite your Times Tables - Could You,,,,,,? Heck yea! I got "School House Rock" emblazoned in my mind forever;)

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Why is it when I'm struggling to meet a deadline, I suddenly have more enthusiasm to clean the house, pull out garden weeds, pluck out every tiny hair from my legs- anything except what i should be doing? Sounds like A.D.D.

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What is a Turd Burglar? Someone who tries to open your obviously-occupied stall while you're taking the Browns to the Super Bowl in a public bathroom, rather than simply looking down for the tell-tale shoes. Can easily be avoided by using a Shirley Temple(tapping one foot loudly on the floor to alert any potential turd-burglers) or coughing a few times.

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Its the Roadkill Cafe...Whats the catch of the day? Pulverized RT. 80 deerkill from East Stroudsburg, PA. Hit by a semi:)

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After the holidays are over, what's the next good thing you're looking forward to? Tax returns;)

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When you have a stroke are the effects permanent forever? Yes. The ones that are permanent will be permanent forever;)

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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought? Dammit! I knew I shouldda installed land mines instead of the stupid ADT system:)

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If you had to have the same name as a U.S. state, which one would it be? (this'll be tougher for the guys) Indiana

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What would be your weapon of choice to kill Bin Laden? Details are nice, I hate him. Always partial to the Old Reliables:

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Who is a celebrity who might be called a "Playgirl?" Pamela Anderson.

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Chocolate Skittles, how do you feel about this new candy? They're actually pretty good.

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Are we finally rid of AB Question Bots? I suspect not;(

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Chief Wanbli is ABs 6th Genius! Would you join me in congratulating him on this awesome achievement? Congrats, Chief! You've certainly earned it, and in short order;)

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Is dial up going to become obsolete? You mean it isn't already?

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Anybody play and beat fallout 3? if so, what did you think of the ending? I thought it was awesome, but I didn't want it to be over;(

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In a few years, do you think that 75% of the questions asked on answerbag will have already been asked on here before? As it turns out, that only took the 19 months since you asked that to happen. It's Dupe-City out there, man!

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MONOPOLY PLAYERS - PLEASE HELP SETTLE RENT DISPUTE! Here's the situation: Player rolls doubles for third time. The third roll would land player on a property (with hotel!!!). Player claims he does not owe rent because he must go to jail. Is this true? Yes, it's true. Straight to jail.

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When you look up and see an airliner going overhead, do you wonder about the people on it, and where it's going? This is supposed to be a comment to YellowRat. Sorry;) Delete.

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Will you all help me congratulate our friend Stu B on making Maestro today? Congrats, Stu!

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HOW CAN I MANAGE SOMEONE UNDER ME AT WORK? Get a desk with lots of legroom underneath:)

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Do you have a Steady Hand...? The steadiest.

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What are some expressions that mean the same thing but sound SO different depending on you being a Brit or American. American: Drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, heave a Havana, put one through the hoop, take the Browns to the Super Bowl, drop the kids off at the pool. British: Go to the loo. :-)~

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When you have the power of invisibility, isn't it always the case that whatever you're wearing or carrying is also invisible, but things you just *touch*, like a telephone pole, remain visible? Are there any exceptions to this rule? I don't know. Sometimes I've had a few too many Rum & Cokes and I've walked around thinking I was invisible(and bulletproof, I might add), but it always turns out that people can see me whether I'm wearing anything or not;(

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Do Goodwill store sell expensice clothes for cheap? I've gotten some very good work outfits at both Goodwill and Salvation Army (we call them "Sally's Boutique";) Things like white long-sleeve shirts and slacks, belts, so forth. I wouldn't go buying shoes there, but everything else is usually pretty decent stuff. If you walk in and the place smells moldy or like mildew, GET OUT! The clothes you buy will always smell like...

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Name an occupation where you must wear a hat. Chef, Military, Police, construction work, painter.

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For ONE MILLION DOLLARS....would you cut out your voice box and never speak again? No. A million dollars is pretty much peanuts right now.

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Is it possible to get rich from AB? Sure. Just send in some feedback, or email him.

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Can you change a proverb to make it humorous? (for example: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man grouchy, with blood shot eyes.") You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

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I have a very painful,infected toenail and can barely walk on it. The skin color around the nail is a very bright red and it has a clear liquid that comes out (oozes). Now my question is if I should get treatment right away @ER or wait to see my DR 2mrw? You'll probably live till tomorrow, which will save you money versus going to the ER, much of which is often not covered by insurance. Take some kind of anti-inflammatory, like Advil, and stay off of it.

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What do you love the most about Pink Floyd? Their music was the theme for my teenage years. I hear the pain in Roger Waters' voice and the crying of David Gilmour's guitar and I feel like someone understands me. I've never identified more closely with any other band's music, except maybe Rush.

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What do you think happens to people who commit suicide? Erm.....Survey says: Ding-Ding-Ding! They Die.

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Would you buy licorice M&M's? I do. They're called Good-N-Plenty;)

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Does Sim City account for the distances that the people have to drive to work or get services, versus walking short distances or taking public transit? In other words is there a happiness or economic benefit to co-locating people with wor The people are always happier when you put in a public transit system and maintain it well, and keep traffic to a minimum. Also, watch what you zone near residential areas. You don't want industrial plants there. Go for retail shops and commercial mixed in with residential. Provide public transit to industral regions outside of town.

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Recently I was cleaning my teenage son's bedroom and I found a stash of adult incontinence diapers. I know he isn't incontinent, could it have something to do with infantilism? Could be a World of Warcraft nut who can't tear himself away from the computer to go to the toilet. The first time I heard the term "Poopsock" I got the major whim-whams. Google it.

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I have 113 dollars worth of nickles and dimes. Is that too much change or what? Sounds like you've been nickeled and dimed to death:)

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Which sport did Mickey Mantle play? baseball

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I want to buy a laptop. the one i want has wireless internet on it. so then when i buy it can i use it right away when i get home? If you have Wi-fi in your house, or your apartment has a hotspot. Otherwise you'll need a cell-phone connection.

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Blank Savage's account shows "last seen Sep 8, 2008" so who is using his account? I just noticed this too, and was about to ask the same question, but the site led me to your question! Very strange to me as well.

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Is there a movie you thought was too long and would have been better if it was shortened? The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. I stood up 3 times because I thought it was over and I had to piss like a 3 peckered billygoat. How many endings do ya need in one movie?

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What is your view about exams? I'm down, as long as it's not a prostate exam;)

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At which stage are the marks doubled in AB? At about level 43 you will give +6, +5, -5, and -5 respectively for q's and a's.. That is as high as it ever goes.

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What would be a really bad name for a birth control device? Celia Bush

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Is there a word that just sounds cool when you say it? Fallshirmjaeger.

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A plane just crashed into the Hudson River here in NYC... Does crashing into water make it more likely that the passengers are ok? It probably floated by your house, Fun!;) I was at work, missed the whole thing. The bus I was riding on to work today hit and killed someone, so I was late for the first time in years.

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How do you phrase a question on Answerbag so that it catches everyone's attention? Lolz;)

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How do you phrase a question on Answerbag so that it catches everyone's attention? Keep it short, to the point, and witty if you can. Try to ask questions that everyone can relate to. Questions that are too lengthy or require further explaining will put people off.

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Can you love or respect someone who is cruel? Children can. They have that unconditional love built into them. They keep loving their parents under the most adverse conditions. I'll bet even Kaylee Anthony (the little girl from Florida) loved her mother right up until she went into the garbage bag.

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What things are all right when you're little, but won't wash with people when you've reached double figures? Taking showers/baths with your siblings.

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Do you feel that people get less or more judgmental as they get older? Personally, I'm getting less judgemental. You realize you're not perfect, you're don't know everything, and you're NOT going to live forever. You start feeling like everybody else. Misery loves company;)

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Why is it that when WHITE people show they are PROUD of their Southern Heritage are they treated like outcast ??? Like flying a confederate flag outside my home... I did not enslave anyone nor did my family... HELL no one alive today did... Most people are ignorant of history and can recognize symbols much better than they can read a history book. The symbols come to represent everything they've been told was terrible and evil about the group of people who used them, and sets off a pre-determined reaction in their minds. As a World War Two re-enactor who has portrayed ALL sides of the conflict, I've seen the same thing...

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What words can you spell on a standard calculator? 11669 X 3 = 35007. You tell a story with the calculator. There was 1 girl. She was 16 years old. She 69'd her boyfriend 3 times, and she got LOOSE.(hold calculator upside down).

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750ml of vodka of 40% abv, is equivalent to how many bottles of 12oz 5% abv beer? A beer and a shot are about equal. in the restaurant business, we count a 1/5th(750ml) bottle as 30 shots. I'd say drinking a bottle of Absolute would be equal to a case of beer. I can drink a 12 pack no sweat, in like 3 hrs. I doubt if I could do the same with 1/2 bottle of Absolute.

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If you volunteered to help out with some kind of youth program, which age group of kids would you secretly hope that they wouldn't put you with? 15+ Kids are damn near impossible by 16. That's why the accepted age to move out on your own is 18. Even their parents can only stand them for 2 more years;)

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My life penguin, gtravels, has made that long climb to Genius! Who would like to join me in congratulating her? Congratulations, LP. You've certainly put in the time and effort, and your generosity and desire to help people have made you an asset to the site, and to me. Thanks to everyone who checked in.

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___________ship. What comes to mind? Aboard this tiny_______. The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the Skipper, brave and sure........Five passengers set sail that day for a 3-hour tour! A 3-hour tour!

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It's a zombie apocalypse and you only are only allowed to listen to ten songs while you fight off zombies. What would your playlist be? What weapon would you use to fight them off? Metallica - Blitzkrieg Damage, Inc. Battery Rammstein - Sehnsucht Du Hast Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast Steely Dan - Don't Take Me Alive Billy Joel - Pressure Id Software - The Original DOOM theme music. A Russian PPSH-41 Submachine gun with 71-rd. mags for close combat. A Walther P-2000 for long-range...

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Why do so many people use "gate" as a suffix when namimg political newsworthy items? Because "Watergate" during the Nixon era was the biggest political scandal in history, and everything that has happened since is held up to it in terms of political corruption.

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What are words that you have a very hard time spelling? Necessary.

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If dogs evolved from atoms, then why are there still atoms? In case you ever have to "split" ;)

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What are Captain Obvious' superpowers? The ability to stare intently at a forest and eventually see a tree.

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So if SaraMonster and I were drowing, and you could only rescue one of us, which one of us would you save? And why? I think Sara will outfloat you, Bob. Plus, she's from California, and probably swims like a fish.

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Should I spend $4.00 on Cigarettes or Cat Food? In NY that question would be moot. Cigs are $8.75 and cat food is probably $4.59;)

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Have you felt like you've ever cheated death before? Soooooo many times.

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The rich get richer and the poor get ______? Sodomized.

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If you lost your job or current source of income do you think you could survive and for how long? What would you do for food? I'd be fine. I was homeless for 3-4 months in NYC in the winter of 1996. You'd be surprised how well street people do for themselves.

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What news headline would you most like to see? GLADE CANDLE-COMMERCIAL-LADY SCALDED TO DEATH IN BIZARRE CANDLE FACTORY SMELTING ACCIDENT!......(and yes, it WAS Glade!)

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Name a word (at least 6 letters) which begins with a T and ends with a T. Throat.

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What does seperate the wheat from the shaft mean? Erm.... thats Chaff.

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Diabetes has raised 90% in the last ten years, what do you think is the cause? I think diabetics are directly responsible;)

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I've just answered a question that was asked a year ago even though it was in the latest q&a section. Does anybody check the date?? I will from now on. Ooopsie!! The site is designed so questions only get asked once. When someone answers an old one, say, while browsing through someone's profile, it gets bumped back onto the homepage. If someone asks a duplicate of it, and a user remembers the old question, it will get flagged, and the answers will be combined with the oldest version of the question.

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Why do men, even unattractive men, think that they are qualified to make comments about women's looks? What do your looks have to do with your eyesight?

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What is your favorite snack food? Linzer tarts.

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Whats does ab mean? It's a Q and A site with a pulse.

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Vicodin or Tylenol with Codeine. Which is the better pain reliever? They both suck. Percocet is better.

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On a scale of 0-10, how drunk did you get last night? 4.5

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Who was the first person you kissed on New Years Eve? Was it your s/o? My Life Penguin

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You all are invited to a SURPRISE GURU party, for I Love my Baby! Will you please share a special CONGRATULAIONS to her? Congratulations my beautiful, sweet friend!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations! Good work!

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How long do you have to be on answerbag to climb levels? i mean there are folk out there who are on level 60, 70, 80+, do they have a life outside of answerbag? I've been on for 1.5 years. I'm a level 71. I spend about 2.5 hrs weekly on the 'Bag.

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Wy are da spelings on AB so atroshius? I sujest we awl take up the reeding abit. Because it is on the internet.

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Could someone please write some new Christmas songs? Aren't you sick of the same six old songs being redone by different artists? How many different ways can you sing "Jingle Bell Rock"? And they play it from Halloween on! Yech. It's stomach-turning;(

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I went to a gambling casino and actually gambled for the first time in one. Anyone believe in beginners luck? As long as you set aside a certain amount that you have decided you can lose, and don't go over that if you do, I say have fun and enjoy. G and I went to Atlantic City a few months back, and had a ball at the Tropicana. The shows are fun, the food is good, and the liquor is plentiful.

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My mum bought a house in France and to our amazement some of the walls were carpeted...what odd things have you come across when viewing or buying a houses? I lived in a house in PA for a few months that had a toilet, with no kind of dividers whatsoever, in the kitchen opposite the kitchen sink.

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What's your AB level? 71

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ANY ONE LIKE CALL OF DUTY 4 Hell yea. And World At War.

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Is dating pointless in high school? Yea. Especially when you're 37;)

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Red Bull ...... Is that Santa's secret ingredient for his Reindeer? Nope. Red Nose. Just listen to the song!;)

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What are the rules for having a key to your boyfriends house? Don't use it when hes in there with his other girlfriend.

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What do you eat when you don't really wanna eat? Cereal or granola bars.

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Have you ever received an anonymous hate email, telling you to to quit AB for the good of humanity? Nope. I've managed to stay out of ALL the AB drama over my time here.

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What drains your energy? Applebee's

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Have you had a "guru" in your life? A guru is someone who guides you through life. I am my own Guru. Check my profile;)

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What blogs (if any) do you read everyday? Ernie's House Of Whoopass

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True or False: You are human. All too......

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Yesterday a co-worker said I looked green during a meeting (I've had the flu). When's the last time YOU changed to a cool new color? I was green in the middle of our cruise last month. I had a really bad heartburn attack and went to dinner anyway to be polite to our party. G turned to me after the main course, and said "You look green. Why don't you go lay down." And I did.

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Doesn't releasing the Hitler movie ''Valkyrie'' on Jesus Christ's birthday just seem wrong yo?... Christmas night is a big night to go to the movies for some people, it seems. I have been to one the last 4 Christmases or so, and they're always pretty packed. It's probably the movie's best chance to make a few bucks.

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Firebrand has just crossed 400,000 points...!!! What a great achievement...!!! Why don't we join in congratulating the great ABer? Maybe she can donate them to bailout the Big Three;) But seriously, folks. Congratulations, Firebrand. You are AB's one true ace. I think Level One Hundred should incorporate your username somehow. Level 100: Firebrand It's catchy;)

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Can you explain someone who stutters to someone that don't understand? It's like explaining spelling to someone who can't. Stutters.

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What is a good pistol to start with? I would suggest a low-end Walther in .380, 9mm, or .40 cal if available.

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I do not often ask these (this is my 3rd or so) but my Lady Keysha just made Maestro. Would anyone care to offer her congratulations? Congratulations!

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Whats worse meth or crack? Both equally bad. Why would someone wanna be up for 5 days? Yech.

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Is Tom Hanks the best actor of his generation? What is his best film? Saving Private........ahhh. never mind. I guess just look at my avatar, which I've had for about 1 year and a half in here;) <-------------

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Will you miss KB Toys? They've been withering on the vine for years.

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For those of a certain age: Best drive-in movie memory? Going to the Patchogue Drive-in to watch Pink Floyd, The Wall and Led Zeppelin, The Song Remains The Same back to back every Sat night in the mid '80's.

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Would staying away from AB for a month make your addiction go away? We went away for 9 days and now I can kinda take it or leave it.

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What you gonna do in those shoes? Got those pretty little straps around your ankles. Got those shiny little chains around your heart. You got to have your independence, but you don't know just where to start. Desperation in the single bars, all them jerk-offs in their fancy cars you cant believe you're infused. Oh no, you can't do that once you started wearin' those shoes.

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You Can Leave Your Hat On has become a guru. Who would like to join me in a fancy hat party in her honour? Congrats, Hat On;)

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How long does it take to drive from Indianapolis, IN to New York City? About 15-17 hours depending on traffic and stops for food and gas/bathrooms etc.

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What are the baggy pants that Jasmine wears on "Aladdin" called? Djini(Genie), or Harem pants.

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Apparently, water will not quench the heat of the spicy food you eat. What will do the job better than water? What will quench the spiciness best? Milk or bread.

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Do you think Bono ever found what he was looking for? He probably forgot what he was looking for. It's hidden under a huge stack of money somewhere;)

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When you go to the bar what do you start out drinking? Beer, or a Captain and Coke.

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Mission___________! Viejo.

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If you could have dinner with any body alive or dead, who would you pick? I'd have a little trouble eating around a dead body....yech;)

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When was the last time you had shovel snow? April, 2004 in Harrisburg PA. I moved to a place where the landlord took care of that shortly after;)

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If you could have superpowers, what kind of powers would you chose? The power to stop people from asking this question over and over, verbatim.

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Our good friend, Da Ben Dan, will finally have his surgery on Monday, December 8th. Will you all join me in wishing him well and a speedy recovery? Good luck from the Life Penguins;)

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What is the best food to serve at a superbowl party Pizza and wings;)

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What would be the worst kind of material to make bathing suits from? Fruit Roll-Up;)

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When writing a holiday card for my boyfriend's parents, should I address them by their first names? I have met them twice. That's a tough one. If you are on a first-name basis with them when you are together, then it would be fine. I'm guessing you're not, so I'd just go with Mr./Mrs Whatever;)

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What is your opinion on breast implants as high school graduation gifts? Not the breast idea. Erm, I mean, best idea;)

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Do midgets sweat the small stuff? Only when they're a buck short.;)

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Is using women milk in tea or coffee healthy I'll keep you abreast of any developments in this regard;)

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If a question is flagged by three different users for being the wrong category, offensive spam, and nonsense--given that all three of these conditions are true--would all three flaggers receive credit for flagging this question? No. If it is nonsense(not in the form of a question), it will get flagged for nonsense. If it is in the form of a q but offensive or an advertisement, it will get spam/offensive. The last thing it would get is wrong category. Same as with a duplicate that is miscategorized. It will be removed as a duplicate before it is moved to another category. There is an order of operations.

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Halo or Call of Duty? Call of Duty, hands down.

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What is the name of the male organ of a flower? Stamen and pistol, no?

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Whats the differentce between finish and stop? Finish is when it's good for you, too. Stop is when you'd rather be filing your nails or watching Judge Judy:)

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Do you remember floppy disks? How long do you think it'll be until nobody knows what they are? Oh yea. I had an Apple 2c and a Commodore 64:) The old, reliable 1531 Floppy drive. Sounded like a coffee grinder:)

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What is a Good Job for a Night Person? I've been a closing or overnight chef-manager at some restaurant or other over the last 20 years. Perfect hours for someone who really starts waking up at 4:00pm.

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If a bullet is speeding who pulls it over? This Guy: http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=188591

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Our friend POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT has reached the Guru Level! Would you give me a hand in congratulating him? Well done, Officer! Congratulations, Po-Po! ;)

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What do you think was the best thing about the 90's? That they are over. Yeesh.

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I've heard of "twig and giggle berries"(know what I'm talking about?)........what other names can you give it?...give me something original... The General and his two Colonels.

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Do you know who your childs father is? Yes, but I'm still not sure who the mother is;(

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Why are americans so narrowminded and ignorant? Because we've fought and died for hundreds of years for the right to be narrow-minded and ignorant.

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Oil currently is below $56/barrel..a few months ago it was approaching $150/barrel. Food prices increased dramatically, ostensibly because of the cost of fuel. Why are food prices still so high? I read an article about this. They called it "sticky pricing". The prices go up to compensate for the raise in fuel costs, and then, when the fuel cost is lowered, the prices remain the same, because people have gotten used to paying them. The retailers have also gotten used to collecting them. In much the same way that drivers haven't resumed their gas-guzzling for fear that the...

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Are there any sexual side affects to being veggitarian? lower sex dive? e.d? lower sperm count? anything? No, but it can cause your meat to loaf;)

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Have alot of local coffee shops in your area shut down because Starbucks took over? I just read that their profits for this this quarter are down 97% because of poor store-closing choices and equipment upgrades(single-cup machines), so you may start to see the reverse trend happening soon:)

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There are almost 700,000 AB members...lets take a roll call to see who is active. Are you here? Sir, Yes, Sir!

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Years ago candy bars got smaller..price stayed the same. The manufacturer's thought they could fool you. The pasta I usually buy..16 oz. pkg..disappeared for a couple weeks and has reappeared in a 13 oz. box..same price. Do you have a similar story? Yes. We bought a box of Yodels 2 weeks ago. They used to fill up the plastic wrapper they came in (2 to a pack) Now the plastic is the same size, and these 2 little, pathetic 1/2" diameter Yodels roll lazily to the bottom of the wrapper, leaving 3 inches of space in the bag, which has been craftily filled with air to keep them from flopping around in the box, betraying their inferiority;)

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Why do veterans still wear their dog tags? I still wear mine because I will always be a Marine, and they have been there with me in some of the best and worst times I have ever known. Like a scar, they have the power to remind us that the past was real, and that those who are no longer with us live on, as long as we remember.

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My ex told me that he loves me, but I don't love him anymore. I said "Thank You". Was that the right response? What would you say? If the feeling is non-reciprocal, a simple Thank You is fine. No need to go into the jumble of feelings that brought about that result.

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It's time to celebrate! Lori K is AB's newest Sage. Who would like to help me celebrate this awesome event? Congrats, Lori!

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Would it be old fashioned for you and your boyfriend to go away together, and get separate rooms? Nope, just more expensive;)

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Billy Joel? The Stranger.

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I was brought up not to talk about religion and politics as they are so controversial. Was anyone told the same thing as a child? I didn't have to be. I still avoid talking to my mom because she cannot have a conversation that doesn't involve politics. As a result, I couldn't give a rat's ass about religion OR politics.

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OK everyone, this is sort of a big deal. It's Sara's birthday! C'mon, join the party for one of the coolest ABers out there. For those of you who've called her "Sarah", you will be forgiven so long as you bring cookies. Party hats will be supplied. A Very Happy Birthday wish from the Life Penguins

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Some like it HOT, some like it cold, some like it _______________? ....with 3 fingers of Scotch and a beer chaser.

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I'm okay financially...i'm retired and have enogh for me alone till i'm in my late 70's i'm 45 now. I lent a shop money and gave them liberal no interest payback and barter abilities. They don't pay everymonth is like puling teath i don't wana go legal A wise old Danish man I knew when I was younger once told me: "When you lend money to a friend, you usually end up losing both."

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I have 13,478 points to go until I level up. Since I would never ask for points, I'm thinking of holding a bake sale. What can I get for you? I will like Linzer Tart, please.....;)

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My mother let me drink alcoholic cider from the age of 10. I do believe it encouraged me to drink more as I grew up. What do you think? My parents started lettine me have a beer at Thanksgiving and Christmas around the same time. I grew up with other problems, but never a significant drinking problem. I think it has to do more with genes and disposition to addiction than when you start.

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What's your least favorite word? Nice. What the Hell is that really telling you as a descriptive?

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Do racists hate themselves or others? Yes.:)

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Are you still emotionally attached to an ex? No, but I've had my eye on this cute little Q for some time now;)

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Does this story (see link) crack you up? I know, I know, awful pun :) <Two rednecks with cigarettes sticking outta their arses> "Heh-heh. This is how them city slickers do that Crack smokin'!"

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I had to take photos to renew my passport. Looks more like I was applying for a death certificate. Should I be concerned? Is it time for a makeover? Dah-dah-dahdah-dah-duhduh-Dah-duh-Dah-bum. Doddledoodledoodledoddleoo:)

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Will Obama live up to people's expectations? I think he'll be lucky if he just manages to live through his first term.

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What store do you think has the best supply of shoes? I went to about six places yesterday, requested about thirty different shoes in my size, and only one of the stores had one of the pairs in my size. I always prefer Red Wings shoestores for comfortable walking shoes and work boots. They are expensive, but always have what I need when I need it and their skid-proof shoes are second to none.

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Can you name a song title containing the Word HELL? Hells' Bells. AD/DC.

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My cousin is in the Marines. Some people say that the Marines are a decent part of the armed forces. I want to know what you guys think about that. I am a retired Marine. I can assure you there are no finer men on the planet, and it was my honor to serve with them. Semper Fi.

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Why does a steering wheel on a car straighten itself after turning a corner? The wheels of the car are tilted slightly inward, or "cambered" at the bottoms by the suspension. When the car is let down onto it's wheels, they sit flat, and the torsion created by the cambering causes the wheels to want to straighten out to relieve the torsion, which is what makes the steering wheel come back to the straight position.

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What is the average price range for a meal at the Hard Rock Cafe? (Never been there before, would like to know if it's expensive.) No more expensive than any other Manhattan restaurant on Times Square. Last year my Girlfriend, my son, my stepdaughter and I ate there for about $80 and I had 2 beers in that.

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Great idea: How about a cooking show with naked chefs? There are two main rules that I work by in the restaurant business: 1. Never take anything out of the oven until you know where you're going to put it. 2. NEVER fry bacon when you're naked.

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What would the Pillsbury Dough Boy really like to say when someone pokes him in the belly? Keep pressin' your luck! The last guy that poked me there is still walking around wearing orthopedic shirts;)

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My wife of 13yrs slept with at lest 8 men 7yrs ago since then we have had 6 kids she says she is not sorry but wants us to stay together i still love her what should i do I don't know. There's alot of numbers in there. You do the math: 13 years divided by 8 men minus 7 years you've been screwed out of while adding 6 kids. I almost flagged this under Do Your Own Homework;)

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If rain is the sky crying then what is a volcano? The Devil taking a big Taco-Bell dump;)

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How can i lower my ping on online games? You can look online for tweaks for that particular game, or you can try CableNut.

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How do you get your mother in-law to respect the rules you have for your children when talking to her doesn't work? You can try what I did. Forcibly eject her from the house, and when she scrambles for her cell phone to call your Father-in-Law to talk you down, take it and throw it 75 yds over the fence so it lands in the nearby school basketball court and shatters into 1000 pieces. She got the picture pretty quickly.

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What is your 'A' word for today? Allergy Test. Ugh.

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What is the worst food to prepare in a microwave oven? Hard Boiled Eggs.

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Did McCain really need Cheney's endorsement? I'd say thats a strike against him. Did he also invite McCain to go hunting?;)

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Do you like honey mustard chips? Hell yea! MMMMMMMM!

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How does one say "Game Over" in your native tongue? Fuggeddaboudit;) NYC.

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Broody on becoming a sage? Good goin' Girl!

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They say Michael Phelps has the wingspan is as long someone who would be 6'8 or something like that...how do I do the calculations and find out how tall my arms are, lol? I have the same thing. I'm 5'9" and my armspan is 6'4" Ooooh-ooooh-ohhhh-ahh-aaah-ahhhh! Only the second generation in my family to walk erect:)

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______ is in the air? Fartgas

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I'm moving next Saturday. Can you come over and help carry the heavy stuff? They always say: "A friend will help you move. A TRUE friend will help you move a body." ;)

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Is it really all about the AssPennies? I'm glad to see there are so many UCB fans out there! This was a great show:)

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Prove that your god exist!!!!! With logic and not quoting some relgious book written be men who didn't treat women with respects (and still don't) who make up silly stories about ghost and heaven and hell. And the threaten you wil an imaginary "Hell" The only proof that I can come up with is that in spite of your atrocious spelling ("relgious", "written be men", and "threaten you wil") you still, by some miracle, have the brain capacity to keep drawing breath and the motor functions to keep typing. Praise God!

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What does atoll mean? It's something you pay when you go over abridge;)

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The wonderful,witty and beautiful MENTAL MUM has reached GURU,please put your hands and congrats together for a lovely lady:) Congratulations, MM! Welcome to the club;)

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What if the NFL instituted a "Beer Frame" rule like in bowling? It would become Hockey;) You know: "I went to a fight the other night, and a Hockey game broke out.";)

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I need to cut some sirloin steak into cubes - are there any tricks for getting that sort of rind bit off the side of the meat easily? You need a decently sharp knife, with a thin blade, preferably a boning knife or filet. Press down on the edge of the lean part of the meat and trim the fat rind off as close to the edge of the lean as possible.

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Is it really all about the AssPennies? Vid didn't post:( Sorry Guys.

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I'd love a Wii. I am an old guy and alone. I only have an old non-widescreen TV. Will Wii work on my TV..? Please, how does it connect..? Is is easy to connect.. and start playing..? The white-red-yellow hook-ups are not even necessary. You can get an R/F adapter box at just about any Radio Shack for 15 dollars that has the white/red/yellow inserts and then adapts it to a regular cable 75ohm wire that hooks up to the cable TV input on your TV.

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How could you IMPROVE your appearance? Go back in time 10 years;)

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I was playing in a concert, wearing my new dress and I saw a boy from my school a few seats down playing the clarinet (same as me) and he kept staring at me. My friend thinks he was staring at my boobs, but I don't know...what do you think? If you had your legs crossed, and the hem of the dress pulled down, then yes, he was most likely staring at your boobs. Whatever he was staring at, it's obvious he probably likes you, unless you had a huge boogie hanging outta your nose or something;)

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I have a friend who is addicted to vicodin. she is asking me for help. i know she can't afford to go to detox, is there anything she can do at home to make detoxing easier? Keep the mind occupied and the body as comfortable as humanly possible. The chemical dependence will pass in 3-5 days. Then you have to resolve not to put any back IN to the system. Period.

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Can i have your socks? If you really want them......

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3rd time's a charm, what is this magical number and why does it always seem to work? Because you've had 2 other chances to figure out how NOT to do it;)

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Anyone have any thoughts on the Alone in the Dark pc game coming out in July? Any recommendations for modern or horror action adventure pc games? (Nothing sci-fi or anything like warcraft or civ4 or anything like that) I just finished it on XBOX360, and it was great!

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You have the right to remain ___________? gamey.

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Can you tell me at least one good quality possessed by the last person who broke your heart? She was true to herself, and had the decency to be true to me. Sometimes, the truth hurts.

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WOMEN:DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER?, WHAT ABOUT GIRTH? Erm..... Not when it comes to typing.....

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What's a great birthday gift for a12 year old girl? A 12 yr. old Boy:)

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What do you associate with the word "free"? FreeBaggin';)

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Have you ever been to a "real" ghost town? I've been on a few Ghost Walks in Gettysburg, PA. If there's ghosts to be had, it's there, man. The Gettysburg College one is the creepiest of al....

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Have you ever thought about how it feels for a person to go to the Doctor and be told "You don't have long to live."? Have you ever thought about it? I've had that feeling for awhile. I'm just waiting to go to the right doctor so he can tell me that very thing.

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Is one of the FreeCreditReport.com songs stuck in your head, often, and you can't get it out? "They say a man should always dress for the job he wants... So, why'm I dressed up like a pirate, in this restaurant? It's all because some hacker stole my iden-ti-ty Now, I'm in here, every evenin', servin chowder and Iced Tea.... Shouldda gone to FreeCreditReport.com I couldda seen this comin' at me, like an Atom Bomb They Mon-i-tor your...

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Do you like the E*Trade commercials with the toddler at the computer? I think they are very cute. Very "Look Who's Talking" I like it.

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Have you ever gotten a "new lease on life"? Yes. Unfortunately, it was with Fannie Mae, and their gettin' ready to foreclose;)

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Have you been laid properly, and well, lately? Eyyyyyeep;)

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What do you think about Michael Moore saying about the hurricane: "Gustav is proof that there is a God in Heaven." I'd like to see that guy buried up to his neck in hot sand, covered in honey, and then beset by 100,000 fire ants. He is a fat, smarmy, self-serving turd, and even this fate is too good for him.

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Who's version of the song 'I will always love you' do you like the best; Dolly Parton's, Whitney Houston's, or Connie Talbot's? (I tried to post video of all 3 but I can't figure out how to post multiple videos). Dolly, Baby;)

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Seems I have a -4 troll. Would that person have enough gonads to say who they are? (I bet they are a liberal, and have none) I got the same person. Welcome to the club;)

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Americans, regardless of your political leanings, will you give the next President of the United States the benefit of the doubt and support him, at least until he gives you reason not to? I'm a soldier. Always have been, always will be. He's the C.I.C. I will defend him against all threats, Foreign or Domestic.

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Wondering who SLAB’s ‘Week #8 Hotties are yo?… I'd like to nominate Hyptocraces for next week. She's new, but she's damn cute and no shrinking violet, either:)

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Why did the U.S. enter World War I? To pay back France for helping us out in the Revolution and War of 1812, and to ingratiate them and turn the tables on England and France in the future break-up of the world after the war, strengthening the U.S. position as a major power in world politics.

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Does wine be the same effect as alcohol? = like u can't get rid of the smell within ur breath. & Can ppl tell that u were drinking wine? Erm, it's the alcohol that you smell. Wine has more alcohol by volume than beer. If you can smell beer on your breath(which you can, I assure you) you can smell wine. The only thing that will fix it is time. 1 glass of wine = 1 hour. Do the math according to your consumption.

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What can you smell at the moment..? Meatloaf;) Mmmmmmm.

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Whats the filthiest restaurant you've visited? Describe it. My GF and I went to a HOOTER'S in Atlantic City 3 weeks ago. Ugh! It's a good thing they got all those chippies running around half-naked, distracting customers attention, because the kitchen is wide open and it was a travesty. I am a restaurant manager, so my eye was on the kitchen, and I would have been flipping the fu** out and screaming at everyone while handing them a broom,...

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Why does my comptuer hate me? Too much porn:)

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My dear friend 'Lippycow jetpacking for Nelson' has finally made it to GURU!!! Lets get together and wish her congratulations and have a fabulous party.. are you with me? Congrat! Great job, Lippy! Welcome to the club:)

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Why is going turkey called 'going turkey?' I quit smoking cold turkey. I mean, how do you light that thing? :)

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Aside form spelling bees and geography bees what other "bees" are there? AppleBees:)

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If someone pulled a knife on you and demanded all of your money, would you fight them? Yep. And I'd have a new knife to add to my collection.

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My ex and I have been broken up for over a year and I still miss her more than anything. I've tried so hard for us to work. It's literally murdered my life and I just can't help but want to die so bad. When does it stop? Please tell me there's hope.... I had that feeling for 18 months. It goes away, but you have to keep yourself occupied. I had a good female friend who also helped me through it, to whom I am forever in debt.

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What is the current population in Haiti? (2008) If the people at my job are any indicator, it's probably slightly less than the Haitian population of Jackson Heights, Queens;)

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When your in a life threating situation you.....................................? .......am an ex-Marine and will most likely shove whatever weapon I'm being threatened with directly up their ass, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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A women who my kids father has a son with, called me in april saying that she was pregnant again by my boyfriend. My boyfriend denies it but the baby is now 5 months and has his last name...I don't know who to believe since he's cheated on me before. Britney, is that you?;)

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Last night I saw you in my ________? Underwear.

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Have you ever been to prison? What was it for and do you admit guilt now? I have. It was for automatic weapons possession. I admitted guilt then, and do now. The Fed kinda frowns on people bending the parameters of having an FFL. Don't do that.;)

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If you had enough money to not have to work -- would you still stay at your current job? Do you love it that much or would you quit? I would quit, and get a job with less stress for less money and be content to be kept busy.

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What's the worst thing to say when being robbed? Sheesh! You just wanted the $12 in my wallet! Man, I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!

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What game are you excited for the release of, be it two days, or two years from now? Call of Duty: World at War! WOOT! Nov. 16th, Baby:)

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What is one food you always eat too much of? Steak, and ribs. No matter how big the steak cut is, or the portion of ribs, I eat everything on my plate, with beer. I've had to loosen my belt on more than one occasion. Also, pancakes and breakfast stuff. mmmmmmmmmmmm.(Also, with beer;)

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Do you know of any famous interracial couples that consist of a black woman and a white man? Oprah and Steadman. What self-respecting black man is gonna go about with a name like Steadman? I suspect he's only black for insurance purposes, the way Corvettes are equipped with a token back seat. ;)

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Did you really enjoy that? If you hafta ask.........;)

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Can you describe America using just no more than five words? A buncha armed, drunken rednecks;)

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Do you think Nazi Germany's invasion of the USSR was the number one reason why it lost in World War II? It was it's biggest mistake, but not it's only mistake. They'd have done better to find a way to make the USSR and USA fight and decimate each other first.

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How would you like to be remembered as an Answerbagger? For taking any question with the slightest bit of ambiguity or innuendo in the completely wrong direction;

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If you are really 21 would you buy alcohol for someone under age even if you know them for a while Nowadays, no. I feel bad sometimes, because people did it for me when I was 16, but now theres too much risk involved. I won't even go to a party where I know there might be some underagers.

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Where was Winston Churchill born? England?;)

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Can aswerbag staff please delete my account I've had enough? You don't. You'll have to talk to the staff, and there are some legal issues involved.

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Our beloved friend Sixty B has offered so much through the intelligent and kind submissions she consistently contributes here. Will you please join me in honoring her achievement and congratulating her, as she takes on the well deserved title of Swami? Congrats, 60;)

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What was the number one song on the day you were born? http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm You're So Vain- Carly Simon

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What Are The Greatest Sayings In American Political History? "I am not a crook........" - Richard M. Nixon

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Are you hungry? If yes what would you eat right now? Waitress.

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Is there anyone you would like to nominate to compete on our new reality TV show called Bottom Chef? My ex could make toast with bones in it, so she'd get the nod from me;)

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Whats the best or worst pick up line ever? Wanna play Army? I'll lie down, and you can blow the Hell outta me;)

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Where do you find courage :)? Wal-Mart.

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Will I test positive on a hair drug test if I took one hit on a joint about a month ago? Erm...... No.

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How can I mix colors to make: Cobalt blue, Indian yellow Comment: your categories are too limited. I had to select one that is not appropriate. Erm...... Comments are to be directed to the staff, via the Feedback tab at the bottom of the homepage, not in your question. You can also suggest a new category to suit your needs, also in the Feedback tab. Perhaps no one has had any questions in that particular field to ask yet, hence no category to house them.

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How can any father snap his baby daughter in half?...im speechless i will put a link at the bottom:( Sounds like England needs to step up their Child Welfare game. If some asshole installed a security camera to keep them out in Pennsylvania, the State Police would be there with a battering ram and tear gas in about 5 minutes. That guy should be held in a zoo cage with a bunch of rabid gorillas with his pants pulled down and his wrists bound to his ankles.

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Where did you lose your virginity? Why, did you find it?

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Are these good pet snakes? Are what good pet snakes? Can we get a context here? You seem to be having a long coversation with yourself on the homepage.

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4 words you never want to hear? You're under arrest, Sir;)

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What do you pack when you go on a guilt trip? A vintage bottle of Jewish Whine.

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Also not to expensive and thold and play that i can hold and play with i Erm,

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What are some food & snack items I can bring to a cabin with friends. I want to avoid cooking anything, and I'll be limited to only a cooler with ice. Cold cuts, cheez whiz, Peanut Butter and Ritz crackers, some kind of ring bologna or Summer sausage, trail mix, chips, beef stix, and of course, AS MUCH BEER AS THE COOLER WILL HOLD:)

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Does anyone remember the skit on SNL, "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy"? Eyyyyep. The good old days, when the show was still funny. The best part of it now is MacGruber;)

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I have been invited to a party which will be held at a kosher restaurant. Several friends have told me that I will not be allowed in unless I show that I have been circumcised. Is this true? If you're not, the guy at the Deli counter can snip your Salami for ya at no extra charge;)

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How many people are on right now? let me know On what? On dope? On fire? On a roll with Mayo and mustard?

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Which Word Has Officially Become Meaningless In Your Vocabulary..? savings

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I had an affair with a friend 17 years ago when my wife and i were only married for 5 months. i broke it off after a short period of time and kept the secret for 5 years before she found out. She's yet to completely forgive me. Erm....

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Why is it that when you need some piece of information from the Internet quickly, your comp seems to run the SLOWEST it has ever run as long as you've owned it? DOH! Delete.

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Do you remember the last blackout you were in? I remember the lights going out in Rochester NY not sure what year around 1965 and we cooked with a camping stove and used candles to light our way in the house it was out for hours and so much fun!!! 1977. NYC. I was about 7. Scary stuff.

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Can a jerk physically abuse any one? They can try to physically abuse me. The last person who tried that is walking around wearing orthopaedic shirts to this day.

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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste;)

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Are there any human/panda hybrids out there? Do you have a hard time mating as well? How the hell do you expect the poor panda guy to get a hardon when some Japanese putz in a green zookeeper's outfit is taking his girlfriend panda's rectal temperature? No wonder they have a rough time;)

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Do you moderate to get the points, or to help the site? I moderate when they jump off the page at me. I don't get alot of mod points, but some submissions are just screaming to be flagged;)

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Well I am a woman and I want to honestly know the truth if you really are okay with it or who has a problem with it. Can you be honest? My mom was a woman, My girlfriend is a woman. I got no beef with them. Why should I hate on you?

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Is it me or Obama's lips a funny shade of purple? Sort of a color different than most black or even white people's. He's got liver lips;)

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What percent of Americans do you think will have tattoos by 2030? All of 'em, except me, I'll wager.

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Have you ever personally experienced racism, sexism, ageism, snobbery...? I am a middle aged white guy in a business rife with younger Hispanic and Caribbean workers. I, and my middle-aged black friend, Abdul, have a hard time keeping our hours when crunch time comes, as both of our immediate bosses are Hispanic.

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Can tell me in detail, how hydraulic on rudder b747 Osama, is that you?;)

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Has anyone ever lost sleep staying up asking, answering and commenting on AB? Yea, except much later at night. I'm not 17;)

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You'd rather make ____________? .....a shitload more money than I do now;)

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When you think of Texas, what is the first thought that pops into your head? Steers, and Queers

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When the presidential election is over, will all the silly political questions slow down? I sure the Hell hope so. I couldn't care less about politics.

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Is the "voting" process accurate or ligit? Is it a hoax to manipulate the people? It's a crock of shit, subject to change if it doesn't come out the way they want it(i.e 2004) designed to make us all feel like we really have a "say" in what happens.

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How would it change the quality of the site if we could disagree with but not disrespect each other's opinions? Sounds a little too Utopian and civilized for the Internet;)

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Have you ever been hungry? Not just "I could go for a burger" hungry, but "I have no food, and can't afford to buy some" hungry? I have, because I chose to spend what money I had on illegal drugs. I went about like that for 2 months, then decided to change my life for the better.

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What would be a good name for a large Earth bound asteroid? Preparation H-Bomb;)

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I caught my gf in bed with 2 guys, 1 girl, a goat and a giraffe. There also was some porno that was on TV. Is this cheating? I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explaination for all of it.........;)

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My 25 year old brother is teaching my 2 year old daughter to put up the middle finger, I have told my brother thousands of times to stop but he won't, any other suggestions? I'd try being a little more forceful. If he still won't stop, stop having him over until he gets the picture. 25 is plenty old enough to grow the hell up. I'd expect that out of a 12 year old. Tell him I said so.

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Who would care to join me in congratulating my sweet Life Penguin, MG1942, on becoming a Guru? Thanks, Baby. I don't think we'll be seeing Swami for about a year;) Thanks to everyone for responding.

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What else would you like your government to pay for?? Health care would be nice.

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What is the single most important thing to have for a successful relationship? A partner.

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What's that one song that goes like, "doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo?" .....is all I want to say to you. The Police.

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All in all, is this just another brick in the wall? Mother, did it need to be so high?

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Do you think it is dumb that Jamie Lynn is pregnant again? Jamie Lynn said that she did not think that she could get pregnant cus she was breast feeding, what is the connection between breast feeding and pregnancy/birth control? There is no connection, unless she was breastfeeding her boyfriend. She is a trailer trash twit, like her sister. A prime candidate for the Darwin Award. Please exit the gene pool immediately.

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Your room smells like ___________? Fabric Softener. I just washed the comforter and sheets;)

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Who would you least like to slow dance with? Heather Mills;)

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What do you think of the new Pepsi logo? And the new names for it's drinks, Mtn Dew = Mountain Dew , Diet Pepsi Max dropping the 'diet'? They're dumbing it down, like everything and everyone else;)

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Do you want to be right? Or do you want to have peace? Peace ain't coming, so I'll settle for being right;)

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Does anyone else remember that when the term "yuppie" was invented, there was also the term "yumpie"? (It meant "young upwardly mobile professional", which is more accurate since not all of 'em are urban.) I do. I thought "Yuppie" was more or less a mispronunciation of "Yumpie"

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Guys, do you value your wife's or sweetie's fashion advice, or think she's kinda nagging? I value it, but still wear my clothes, as I have no others;)

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Vegetarians - do you feel like you're betraying your principles when you bite your nails? Ew! Only if they swallow them, too;)

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What are some other clean cop terms for bad guys besides "perps" & "skells"? "Clients";)

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How many sheep could one count before going to sleep? Tell me the maximum number please! I usually make it to about 40.

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Whats another word for irritating? Exasperating.

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Who is your best friend? Gtravels, my Life Penguin, far and away;)

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In your opinion, what celebrity has great legs? (Photographic evidence is much welcomed ; ) Sharon Stone had a nice set. Cameron Diaz also comes to mind.

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Where were you on Sept. 11 when the 2001 terrorist attacks were commited? Fort Indiantown Gap, PA, training PA Nat. Guardsmen how to fire artillery. 24 hrs later I was in Wash. DC helping provide security at the Pentagon.

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Has anyone heard from Vlad the Unveiler? Haven't seen him around and he's missed! Haven't seen him much either. Will be on the lookout, though;)

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Today is a very special day for Penal Colony. He's turning the big 3-0! Would you please join me in wishing him a Happy Birthday? Happy Birthday! 30 is a tough one, which I passed some time ago;)

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Is it considered poor form for a user to "resurrect" a ton of old questions from another user so that the latter can rake in more points? I'm just curious to know how others feel about this. I don't see anything wrong with it. People hardly uprate questions anyway after a certain point. Thats why some of the Uber-questions have 1,000 answers and 1,000 points. That would imply that 1,000 level 1 beginners answered it, which is hardly the case;)

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How do you define AB drama? What things can we all do/not do in an effort to decrease the amount of AB drama? You know how I feel about the drama. I just stay out of it. Keep the threads simple, and state your opinions/feeling in the answers.

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The amazing, wise, and wicked cool Penal Colony has made it to Maestro! Who would like to join me in congratulating him on this fine achievement? Congrats on your Maestro-dom, Penal Colony;)

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Today, August 4th, is SOMEGUY'S Birthday! Who wants to join me in jumping out of a cake. . .oooops. . .in wishing him a Happy Birthday? Happy Birthday, Someguy!

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What was the last piece of antique furniture you purchased? An umbrella rack made from a French 75mm shell casing by some WW1 soldier as Trench Art.

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When you discuss/ask a question about a personal problem on AB, what is your most likely expectation in terms of answers/feedback? Validation? Advice? Sympathy? Other? Probably just to see if anyone else is dealing with something similar, and how they are holding up.

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Our beloved Drew, or Drastic, was in a car accident last week, and has been in the hospital since. His friend only just told me, and he's not doing well. Can you please pray that he returns safely home and to the bag? I'll keep you updated. Thanks. Get well soon, Drastic. G and I were shocked to hear this news.

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What's the craziest thing that's ever happened while you were at work? A friend brought some corn-on-the-cob to Applebee's about 2 months ago. When he left that night. he gave the remaining three ears he hadn't eaten, still in the husk, to the other cooks, and then went home. The fry cook left his till the end of the night, and then brought it over to the broiler cook to cook it for him. The broil cook was cleaning the broiler, and told him he should...

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I just shot a fox in my backyard. It was after my chickens. What do you people think ? I really enjoy controversy. Sounds like Fox Stew for supper;)

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Legal question: If I'm driving a car and I never got a license or even took the test, and I hit someone, can I be charged with a crime even though I never took a driver's test and therefore never signed up to obey the driving laws? Legal Answer: You are an unfathomable dee-de-dee for even wondering about this. I will be watching out for you on the road.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat... Erm....

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Which state's name is the most often mispronounced? New Yawk.

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Why were gypsy women raped during world war 2 and even before then, and up until this day too? Why are any women raped, Gypsy or otherwise? Horny bastards with psychological problems and/or sexual dysfunction take out their frustration on the nearest object of their ire.

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Pronounce spanish 'Jorge'? Hor-khey.

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Can we all come together, and congratulate our good friend Wanbli, on his one year anniversary on Answerbag? Happy Anniversary, Buddy:)

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Have you ever wondered why couple today engage in intimentacy before they get to know each other,date and marry? What the H-E-Double-Hockey Sticks is "intimentacy"?

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If you were in an infomercial what would you be selling? I'd have a "Feed the Penguins" infomercial with Sarah McLaughlin and Noah Wyle as Spokespersons;) G and I can always use some extra grocery money;)

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What is the minimum wage in PA now? $7.15

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What should a Christian be like? I'll take "Christ" for $400, Alex!

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Which is your favorite restaurant to go to for Sunday brunch? Oh, man. The Hilton Hotel in Harrisburg, PA had the best brunch I ever had. It's like $20.00 per person, and they have everything from peel-n-eat shrimp and prime rib to omelet stations, french toast and tempura veggies, to stir-frys.

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Colin Powell has endorsed Senator Obama for president. In your opinion how, if at all, will this change the dynamic of the presidential race? It shows that even blue-blooded Republicans can get past their "My candidate, right or wrong" partisan attitudes, and use their heads.

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Recovering Erm.....

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Have you seen somebody reuse their old paper Starbucks coffee cup just so they give off the impression they just came from the coffee shop? I try not to pay attention to people who walk around flaunting status symbols. If you want to waste $4 on a .89 cup of coffee, be my guest.

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Best things or best excercises to do to get a six pack 1: Get up off couch. 2: Get dressed.(This involves some bending and joint articulation) 3: Leave the house.(This exersizes the legs, back, and wrist/arms when turning the doorknob) 4: Walk to nearest deli or convenience store.(Walking is good exersize) 5: Purchase 6-pack. (Imported is preferable) 6: Walk home. (More exersize, and carrying 72 oz of ballast) 7: Enjoy beer while...

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What arcade games did you play that you can't do as well in at home because of the difference in controller? Dragon's Lair. I can't even get off the first board;(

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My friend made this statement: Sometimes we need to be cruel to be kind. What do you read in this statement? You gotta be Cruel to be Kind, in the right measure Cruel to be Kind, it's the very design Cruel to be kind, means that I love you BABY! You gotta be Cruel to be Kind........

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My wife and I divorced after she came bac from Iraq. We were together for a week then she left.One week after the divorce, I found out she is pregnant.She said she planned it cause she wanted another child,but doesnt want to be with me. Is this normal? Sounds a bit psycho to me. If it is your child, be there for them when needed, but stay away from that woman. She's obviously got an agenda, and some issues.

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OK, say there is this big foot, man hating bitch, disguised as a woman... what is the best way to let her know what you really think her? You walk right up and say: "Listen, Mrs Clinton, I've been thinking........." ;)

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My favorite thing in the kitchen is ______? The refrigerator that keeps my beer niiiiice and cold:)

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If you could give one thing to all the senior citizens of the Earth, what would it be? Unlimited taxi rides for life.

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Would you make it through military boot camp? Have done, and kept up on my physicals long enough to retire at 2/3rd grade pay in June 2007 at age 37;)

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Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder? I classify that under a D.S.A.F.(Did Society A Favor). Not only would I kill them, I'd probably drop them off the end of the pier at the back of our building wearing a pair of cement guloshes. This is NYC, after all.

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When it comes to the hard stuff, you're __________. having my fourth Cap'n and Coke;)

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A guy at my work just cut off his finger and i saw it on the floor... quite the experience!! Has anything like this ever happened to you? I saw a guy cut off his thumb with a bandsaw while butchering steaks. He ran up behind me and shoved his hand against my back, as I had a chef's coat on, to stop the bleeding. We packed it in ice and sent it along. It was re-attatched, but never the same:(

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If it weren't for email, you wouldn't be able to ___________. Sign up for Answerbag!

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Does first love never really die? I never think about her(this is really the first time in many years, just because of seeing the question), and I can't even remember what being with her was like. I spent alot of years and many thousands of dollars in illegal chemicals trying to erase those years of my life from my memory, so that's not too surprising.

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Im so happy i could_______________? .....just sh*t:)

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ARE YOU MORE LIKELY TO NOTICE MY QUESTION AND POSSIBLY ANSWER IT BECAUSE I'M WRITING IN IN ALL CAPS? No. I reserve this special pic for all caps lock freaks:

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Would you ever sail on the Titanic if it was rebuilt? I'd sooner do that than get on another airplane.

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What comes to mind when I mention the word ' pig'? My son shooting the Christmas hog on his mom's farm.

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Where were you 13 years ago today? (link provided for those of you who may need a reminder...) I was stationed at Fort Bremerton, Wa. as a Marine M.P. keeping approx. 15,000 transient Naval personnel in line and out of trouble on shore leave in Seattle.

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I think I am going to retire AB for a while. It was fun and addicting but I don't seem very successful here. Maybe I will come back someother time and start anew. I wonder is anyone else has done the same? Many, many wonderful people have quit many, many wonderful times. Good luck in your future endeavors.

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Knock Knock! I am selling the new turbo charged Sillyville vacuum cleaner. Can I come in and give you a demonstration? Only if it REALLY sucks;)

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Who would like to congratulate the lovely and wizened DreAnna for reaching the exalted level of Guru? Congratulations, DreAnna! I've noticed you've stepped it up alot the last few days, with some 500+ pt days. Good Job;)

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Do you think it is OK To go to a bar and drink non alcoholic Beverages? Why not? If you're comfortable in your sobriety, why not have fun with your friends who feel they need it to be social?

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Is there one television show that you watch, even if you saw that episode a million times? Top Tens, on the Military Channel. I've seen Top Ten:Tanks, Top Ten: Battle Rifles, and Top Ten: Fighting Ships, about 30 times each;)

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Do you have any item in your home that is over 20 years old? people and pets do not count. Tons. I am a collector of militaria and firearms, as well as a re-enactor. Gtravels has a bunch of stuff, too, including a 1950's model Blaupunkt radio.

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Are you afraid to go out late at night in your area? Nope. My area is afraid that I might go out at night;)

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The time has come for cold, and overcoats... What does your winter coat look like? My warmest coat is still the one with the label: Coat, M-65, Cold Weather, Field, O.D., Large Height: 67"-71" Chest: 44"-48" Quarpel-Treated.

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My employer over paid me when issuing me severance check, can they ask for the money back even though it is their mistake? Do I legally have to pay it back? Let 'em sue ya for it. It'll cost them more money just to get it back.

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Who are some characters--real or imagined--whose names begin with Z? Zapruder, of Kennedy Assassination fame.

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If uncle sam called today and said he needed you to serve to protect the country, would you go? Been there. Done that. Gave him 20 years. He can find another sucka;)

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What would you do if you were condemned to hell? Take comfort in the fact that most of my friends and many cool celebrities will be there with me.

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Teamwork teaches you how to __________. Like working by myself more and more;)

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PLEASE HELP DONT SKIP THIS ONE!!!ok im 13 yrs old 6'2 and i have a size 16 shoe is there a possible record in there? thanks. Don't know about a record. Robert Wadlow, among others, probably beat that, but it is certainly impressive. Glad I'm not your Dad.;)

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What is the most gruesome movie you have ever seen? Arlington Road. Didn't see that end coming! The first movie I ever saw where the bad guys win unequivocally.

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What's more boring than politics? Tennis

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What non-living object is priceless to you? My 52" RCA;)

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Is there a movie you could watch over and over again? Saving Private Ryan.

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Something you would find on the tombstone of an over-achiever? "Wait! That death sucked! I couldda done better."

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Holidays fill you with ___________. Turkey and Sweet Potatos;)

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How many un-pointed answers do you have? I have a whopping 545!! Is that a lot or is it normal? 963. Doh!

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When it comes to the sun, you ____________. are not a fan.

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Do you make it a habit to use the restroom before leaving work? Yes. I got a bumpy hour-long bus ride with a transfer in between;(

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Could you carry a 200lb. man for 10 feet? I really have no need for 10 feet but I'd give it a try anyway;)

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What are some good songs that are about loving/liking someone who doesn't like you? My Eyes Adored You- Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

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My bf & I recently broke up. I know the password to his email. I go in everyday to read the convos between him & his new girl. It kills me. I don't want to log in but if I don't I have terrible anxiety. I feel i'm screwed both ways. Please help me. Stop it.

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Smurfs were ________. Standing in line outside Smurfette's mushroom house.

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Which is your favourite swear word? Fuckery,as in "What fuckery is this?!" I use this one at work alot;)

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Do you enjoy something that is an "acquired taste"? Prosciutto and Cantelope. M-M-M-M-M-M-mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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How many ABrs have a significant other who is also on AB? Mine is. We met on AB.

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Whats that on your face? A scowl.

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An alien from space lands on earth, what are the first words you would teach him to speak in what language? "Stella Artois, draught, please." Can't have him drinkin' some shwag beer;)

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If I came to your house, and asked you to give me a snack & a drink, what would you give me? Probably a beer, and a piece of Entenmann's cake. Those are always staples around here;)

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Aguafina53 said that my name Sexy C is inappropriate, and won't be my friend because of it...do you think it's inappropriate? Sounds silly to me. I'd just move on. Why kowtow to other people's hang-ups?

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If you found out the someone you didnt know personally had been researching you on the internet due to curiosity because of your lover would you be creeped out of flattered? Yea, that's creepin' a bit.

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Columbus Day makes me want to makes me want to do an art project using paste...what does Columbus Day make you want to do? Get really drunk, get on a ship, and scour the High Seas for booty;)

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Can you date some one in there 20's when yur only a teen I did, but I was 18-19 when I did it, so no one had anything to say about it.

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Backstabbing is __________. Standard Operating Procedure at Apple-Metro, Inc.

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What is exciting about December 2008? I get 3 paychecks, plus my vacation pay;)

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I like my coffee like I like my women, cold and bitter, how do you like your coffee? Black, and bitter.

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Am I the only one who hasn't seen Batman, A Dark Night? Nope.

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Have no more coffee!! Who's gonna bring me a GOOD CUP of coffee? Just had a cup of Lavazza at Tony's Beechhurst Deli(Queens, NY). M-m-m-m-m-! Best coffee on Earth. Where am I e-mailing it to?;)

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What is a "tea rusk"? It is also known as a Holland Rusk. It is a round slice of slightly sweet bread that is hard like a crouton. If you've ever had French Onion soup at Applebee's, or elsewhere, they usually use one to float the swiss cheese on. In the service, we used to call them "C" biscuits. They came in a big tin, and were considered survival biscuits because the tin was hermetically...

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It used to be a penny for your thoughts a hundred years ago... how much are they worth now? Jack diddly squat. No one cares what anyone thinks. In fact, thinking is rather frowned upon these days.

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Your more likely to meet someone __________. In a dark alley......

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How long would it take you to walk to the nearest store? 10 mins. It's 8 blocks away.

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Go____________a duck shoot

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My husband and I were driving to Vegas from California, he got a ticket and I lost it. He thinks I took care of it and I can't find it. How do I find the citation,Idon't know if it is in CA or Nevada Help before He finds out!!! Even if I could guess what you should know, since you were there, I'd have to say that since it is his licence and his arrest warrant that will be issued if it goes too long, you should tell him the truth. How did this become your responsibility anyway? Tell him you lost it, and he needs to get his arse in gear and remember where it was, call in, and ask for a duplicate ticket. If he...

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Have you ever done community service at a church or volunteered? how was it? I did, and it was great. The ladies at the soup kitchen really needed my help, and I was glad to do it.

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Will the DJIA falll below 8,000 points today? Also will people who stayed be told by their brokers that said to ride it out you the customer made a mistake and the market has risk. Which you were well aware of up front. Of course brokers will look to spread out some of the blame. Anyone who didn't see this coming is a plain nut. Riding it out is still the best long-term strategy, but people panic, which is what is causing this massive sell-off. People want to hide money under their mattresses right now, but the fact is that they are hiding almost worthless paper, which will become more worthless when the...

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Who was the president during the Vietnam War? If you figure in that the war really started with the French in 1948, you can add Truman to 2highspeed's above list.

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What is the least amount you have paid in rent and where was that? $275/mo. in Wilkes-Barre, Pa in 1994-'95

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What is the Last personal luxury you are willing to give up when money gets tight? XBOX live

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Which has been the most successful animated movie this year? Probably WALL-e

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This one guy asked me to make out with him, it was only once though. I said no but what should I say if he asks again? Should I say yes? No. No one likes a waffler.

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Who is responsible for terrorism? Tyrannical world governments that go around bombing and exploiting have-not smaller countries, until their only option to be heard and try to stop the tyranny is to strap TNT to their bodies and blow somethin' up for the adverse media attention.

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? For the same reason they don't make poop-colored toilet paper.

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What do you do on a saturday evening? Work my asre off. I'm in the restaurant biz;(

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What's your favorite cover? Anything strong enough to stop bullets AND shrapnel;)

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If you won $100 bucks right now, what would you do with it? Buy some of this stock that's being sold off like hotcakes right now. It's gonna go up, ya just gotta be patient.

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Do you agree with Obama's socialist agenda of redistribution of wealth by over-taxing the wealthy and giving it to the middle-class and poor through tax breaks? Well, I'm not wealthy, and anything has to be better than what they've been doing. I'm sure Obama's solution is short-sighted, fanciful, and filled with holes, but this country is pretty screwed right now financially.

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My sister wants to know.... is 56.9 equal to 56.90? Yes.

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I carry a small knife on my key chain, do you do that? No. I carry an assisted-opening Camillus HEAT tactical folder 4.25" in the same pocket as my keys though. This is NYC, after all.

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How long is your _______? ....fuse. Not bloody long, I assure you;)

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What would you outlaw if you are in control of a monarchy? "I shall make it Felony to produce weak, shi**y beer"

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How much do we charge for beer and liqour??? We are not sure how much to charge in our restaurant? General rule of thumb to offset liqour cost, and paying the person serving it, and keeping it cold, and the lights on, is 4x the purchace price. An avg. case of imported beer is around $24.00. Therefore, you should charge $3.75-$4.00 a beer. A liquor bottle is between $20-$40 avg, and contains 30 1 oz jigger shots. Any drink made needs to be broken down into component shots, and then priced...

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Your bestfriend doesn't approve of your bf/gf. Do you continue to see them? Boyfriends and girlfriends will come and go. Best friends are few. However, if this person is truly your best friend, they're not going to make it a "them or me" situation. That is manipulation, and not a characteristic of a "Best friend".

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I am 30 with a 9 year old. I have been divorced from my horse cocked ex for 4 years. My new partner claims I am loose, and took a picture to prove it. I was shocked to see a huge hole there. Did my ex wear me out? If your new partner is 9 years old (that's how this question reads)it would speak volumes as to the disparity in genital compatibility:)

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Why would anyone walk infront of a car on a busy street & then gives u a dirty look!? Because most people (at least around here) live in their own little bubble, and become very indignant when they find out that they are in fact NOT the center of the known universe, and that other people have the gall to drive on the street THEY'RE walking across. These are the same yutzes you see almost have an accident at 3 consecutive intersections, because they are talking on their cell...

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I think it's disgusting and very unfair that asweetguys son's question, which received 80 answers, in relation to his very ill father, was flagged as spam /nonsense. What do you think? Will all such questions be flagged .. or just a few selected ones? I don't see any problem with the question, which leads me to believe that it was done on asweetguy's request, as Andy has suggested, or that it was determined that it was a hoax designed to attract attention by a sockpuppet. I'd think the first case is most likely.

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Please complete this sentence: "Getting old is when ___________________ ." "Grass" is something you mow, and "Getting a little action" means your prune juice is working.

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Please complete this sentence: "Lest I forget _________________________ ." Your name in the morning.

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Does anyone on answerbag have a sense of humor? Say the funniest thing you can think of. To drink, or not to drink. That is NOT a question;)

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Zazzy_one signing off. Today is my last day on A.B. Would anyone like to say "bye," or "eat my spit" or anything else? So long, Zazzy. Don't let the bastards get to ya;)

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Most banks now have that protective glass between the tellers and the lobby. How do bank robbers operate now? Start shooting customers. Banks frown on that.

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Does anyone know the neighborhood in Ridgewood, NY: Queens (Cornelia St close to Forest Ave train station)? How safe is the M train line? Is it true that the M train line does not run after 9pm on weekdays? Does the train run on weekends? It is true. The "M" train is as safe as any other. It probably runs less frequently and closes up earlier on weekends. Where are you coming from? If coming from Manhattan, you can take the J over that way, or the L. They run all the time. To get exact schedule info, google the MTA website.

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CONGRATULATIONS "American Idle" on becoming a Swami, would you all like to congratulate the lovely American Idle on this great acheivement well done ? :) Much congrats, o Swami-ish one;)

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You have a malignant brain tumor It can be removed surgically but you will almost definitely end up crippled. You could also have radical chemo and radiation but there is a slightly better than 50% chance it won't work and you'll die. Which do you choose? I spend the money I'm gonna waste on the two treatments getting my son set up right in life, and then live it out till I can't take it anymore and remove the tumor myself with my service pistol.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when i say "Goldie"? Locks.

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A mask person walks into your house and shoots themselves in the head. You_______... ....pull off the mask and yell: "It's Old Man Smithers! From the old lumber mill!" "Scooby-Doobie-Doo!"

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Does the Bible have anything to say about employer and employee relations? Mostly just as pertains to slaves and servants. Fitting.

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"Live from New York, it's ____________!" Can you please fill in the blank? ....a bunch of foul-breathed Korean immigrants on the Q-15 bus! Yeesh. Kim-chee is insidious;)

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The very wise, friendly and always hilarious Philosopher_Saint has made Sage! :D Who would like to join me in congratulating him for this achievement? :) Congrats. I just met you today, and I already like you;)

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My brother in law put my 2000 ford expedition on a code thing and it said something about #6 misfire what does that mean? That you have a fouled plug or point wire. It's not getting a spark, so you are losing power as a result. 1 plug won't make a noticeable difference right away, but if more go, you'll notice some knocking, hesitancy when you put the pedal down, and if the plugs are on the same cylinder, the whole cylinder will stop firing. This will cause undue wear and tear on your engine and...

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SO! the bank across the street just got robbed by a man wearing sunglasses and an AK47 just now!! if you were at a bank and it got robbed that way what would you do? I'd let it get robbed, as long as they didn't fuck with me. My account is insured.

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How do you feel when someone asks a question and the only feed back is a short Thankx...? I'm happy with a thanks if it's not someone I know very well. If it's a friend, I'd assume they just had alot of responses to respond to, and I'd admonish them later in another thread;)

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You are a character in my dream. What will you do when you realize that I am a lucid dreamer, and there is nothing that I can't do to you? Lay there and take it like a man;)

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Has anyone ever cheated on spouse/significant other? Of course! If nobody had, the concept would be unecessary;)

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Tenant paid deposit of 500.00 on a 12 month lease. She broke the lease 5 weeks into it.Do i have to return the deposit? I'd say no. And, according to where you live, there may be laws requiring them to pay the amount they would have paid for the whole 12 months. Good luck getting it out of a deadbeat, but you can definitely get a judgement against them that will keep them from getting another lease or apartment.

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Whats the best thing about being a woman? The sixth sense that all women have, They know if we are going to get laid or not. We have no idea;)

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Please don't touch my__________? Stomach. I got a wicked case of bubbleguts;)

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Why do air planes carry life jackets instead of a parachute? so does that mean that ships carry parachutes? lol "Ladies and Gentlemen. In the HIGHLY unlikely event of power-loss on all 4 engines, in all probability we'll go into the ground like a fuckin' dart. You won't be screaming, you'll be trying to get the seat in front of you out of your mouth. We'd be highly obliged if you'd wear your life jacket on the way down. This will do you NO good AT ALL. But, when...

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Swimming makes you thin, right? so what are the whales doing wrong?:) Aside from the few toothed whales, they are eating constantly as they swim. The more they swim, the more plankton passes into their maw to be digested. The eating cancels out the swimming. Proprtionally, however, if you took the average human and stetched them to a length of 20'-40', there wouldn't be much left but a sinewy wire. The whales are thick in proprtion to their length....

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I bought my first car today. I've had cars before - but this is completely and totally mine. What is something that is 100% your own? My computer, my son, and my Life Penguin

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Where is the most unlikely place that you met someone that you went on to have a serious relationship with? Here. On AB. I googled something silly one night after a particularly bad night at work, got referred to AB, and started 'bagging. Shortly, I met my Life Penguin, Gtravels. We met for real in Meatspace, and never looked back;) 1.5 years so far.

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Do you always wear your wedding ring? No. I'm not married anymore;)

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When you wake up, what is the first thing you eat / drink? I "eat" a prilosec, and wash it down with some sort of juice;)

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My girlfriend makes fun of my weight, what should I do? Make fun of her for going out with you;)

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What do you do on really,really bad days to stop the pain? My best friend attempted suicide over a guy. I'm so mad & hurt. Realize that life goes on. Everything I've seen about you from here says (to me, anyway) that you are a lover of life and happy in your own skin. That is a gift. It's not the same for everyone. Your friend could be feeling things that he/she hasn't even told you about, even though you are best friends. You never know whats going on in another person's head. Your feelings are...

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Was there a black & white tv in your home when you were growing up? Yep. Sanyo 12". Used to watch M*A*S*H, Archie Bunker, Benny Hill, Carol Burnett, Barney Miller, and The Honeymooners on Fox5 and WPIX11 when I was a kid on it.

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The lovely, connected, and honorable "The Chief" has made Sage! Would you all join me in congratulating and raising a toast to him, and his former occupation? ;-) HAIL TO THE CHIEF! Let's give him a hand! LOL Semper Fi, Brother

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Do hairless cats make good pets? Muahhahha! Muhahahahaaah! Muhaaahaahhhhaaaahhh! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth;)

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What do you think of when I say ... Lions, Tigers & Bears? Detroit, Detroit, and Chicago;)

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Have you ever been so drunk, you awoke to someone that you didnt know? No, but I've had to get that drunk to wake up with someone I DID know, but would probably not have woken up next to sober;)

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Who would like to join me congratulating the awesome " Wanbli " on becoming our newest SWAMI !!!? Congratulations to one of the good ones;)

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I am moving to NYC. Where should I look for low rent rooms/apts? I can live in any part of the city. I live in Whitestone, Queens. The cheapest rent you'll find here is $1,200-1,400 a Month. If you don't mind living in Bushwick, Brooklyn, or Jamaica/Valley Stream(this is the pits, I assure you) area, you might find something slightly less than $1,000. I'd suggest advertsing for a roomate before making the move. The difference in rent between 1 and 2 bedrooms is not all...

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If you could say 5 words to my face what would they be? Please, take this breath mint:)

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Do you have an odd person in your family? All of 'em;) That's why I live 400- 2,000 miles from my nearest blood relative;)

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I'm getting a bit of flak for a question, how can I edit it? ...when I click on it, it just brings me to the Add an Answer box. You only get 5 minutes to edit. After that, it is Answerbag History, archived forever in the annals of AB fartgas.

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If my inside leg measurement is 28" and I am about 5'1", would that make my legs short or average? Pretty long. I'm 5'9" and 29" inseam.

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When someone asks "May I be frank with you?", what is your response? Sure. I'm always frank and earnest. In New York, I'm Frank, and in Pennsylvania, I'm Ernest;)

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What comes to your mind first when you hear the name Tom Hanks? <--------------

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Capital punishment....with all the number of criminals behind bars climbing, isn't it time we put an express lane in to kill murders and child molesters? I'm down. I'll even sign up for the firing squad.

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My date is taking me to Taco Bell for dinner tomorrow. Should I just stick with ordering from the dollar menu or just splurge and order a combo meal? That depends on what you're planning to do AFTER the dinner. In fact, I don't recommend Taco Bell at all. There may not be a follow up date;)

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The best compliment you could get would be based on ______. My son.

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Who is your favorite Marauder? Brigadier General Frank D. Merrill, of Merrill's Marauders fame.

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When walking in the woods you notice _________. That bears DO, indeed, shit in them;)

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Why do you think some people do not ask questions? They know everything;)

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Who here gets discouraged about asking questions? I do cause it seems alot of mine are not "good enough". Not good enough for what? Are you asking them to find the answers? If so, one answer should suffice if it is correct and/or helpful. If you're asking them for the points, then I would say that maybe you're just asking them at the wrong time of day, when not alot of users are on. Try writing down good questions when you think of them, and save them until mid-afternoon, when you'll...

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What are some different things you could put in a pinata besides candy? Anything(or anyone) you'd like to see have the living crap beaten out of with sticks by a bunch of blindfolded kids;)

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Why get a personalized plate, that no one else can understand, whats the point? I came a across a plate that looked like this: 13K G38 on a regualr sedan. Not sure on that one, but I always try to figure them out. Once, in Harrisburg, PA, I saw one that said: URSOLE I spent the next three hours going over it in my head, then burst out laughing when it hit me: You Arsehole;)

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I've been watching this answerbag movie for like 5 hours now how does it end? You find out that there are only 10 actual members, and the other 581,990 profiles are their sockpuppets. Muah!

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Is there a song that, if you hear it in the car, you just have to crank up? For me it's ZZ Top - La Grange. Rock and Roll Hoochie-Coo -Rick Derringer

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Whats the similarity between Jack Nicholson and Leonardo DiCaprio? I'd say Christian Slater is closer to Jack Nicholson than DiCaprio is, although I have new-found respect for DiCaprio after Gangs of New York, and The Departed.

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Do you agree with Sarah Palin that a rape victim should have the rapist's baby? No, but if she wants to see it born, she should have it implanted in her womb and give birth to it herself. This is the same problem I have with all politicians talking about abortion, male or female. When I see John McCain open an umbrella UP HIS ASS, I'll be happy to hear his views on abortion.

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Can you play xbox360 games on a plan xbox? No. That would defeat the purpose of making the 360. Bill Gates in not one of the richest men on the planet for nothing.

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Is it weird that my GF makes me wear boxers that are to big for me? It's weird that you let her dictate what kind of underwear you're gonna wear.

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I like to remove my panties at night. Is it a bad habit? Just pray that the lack of support doesn't cause "your vagin to hang down like sleeve of wizard." Hi-Five!

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In 1978, who was Sid Vicious arrested for murdering? Nancy Vicious.

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Have you ever just wanted one more beer? I want one right now. OH! There's one! Thanks, Honey!. Gotta love when ya get home and your girl brings ya a beer;)

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Why will you go to Hell? Sorry, I gotta share this here: A sinner, who has been unrepentant all his life, finally dies and goes to Hell. When he hits the fiery brimstone, the Devil offers a hand, helps him up. He welcomes the guy to Hell, and says: "Listen, I know ya probably heard alot of bad stuff about this place, but it's really not all that bad, especially if you're a sinner. I mean, we do alot...

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IF someone says i love her and im going to marry her but he meet her online and cant see her or touch and only talk to her on the phone or email... is that realshinship going to work out? do you think he will go? do thoes kinda things work? When Gtravels and I met in here(on AB), I made it a point not to say "I love you" until we were absolutely sure we meant it(we had seen pictures of eachother)and, that we needed to get together in person as soon as possible, to avoid the hang-ups that you're talking about right now. Granted, we only lived 4 hours apart, but we could have gone on for months or years deluding...

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Which band had a hit in 1075 with "I'm Not In Love"? King Arthur's minstrels? I think it was on the Top 40 Countdown with Casey Kaveman;) His little monologue went a liile like this: In days of Olde, When Knights were bold And Toilets, not yet invented You left your load in the middle of the Road And walked away contented;)

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For how many miles will an average set of tires last? I'd say 35,000 to 50,000 is about average.

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What is alprazolam? It is my best friend. Unfortunately, we're not allowed to hang out any more;(

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Does it annoy you when people with authority over you are younger than you are? Nope, let them have the heart attack, I say;)

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What is the most healthy food? I'd have to say fruit, as it provides most of the necessary nutrients, and some are very high in soluble fiber, which is important to balance out any diet.

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What does the abbreviation "RADAR" stand for? Radio Detection and Ranging.

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What does the common abbreviation ASAP stand for? As soon as possible.

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Isn’t the category “Deep Thoughts” really a “catch all”? What question is not a deep thought? I asked this a few months ago: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/777110

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What is a good way to pass time when you are bored at work Ab is always a good time killer. Try flagging questions, like this one. What does this have to do with dating co-workers, unless that's how you're considering killing time, in which case, the question itself is moot, no?

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Which TV show back from the 70's do you think had the best theme (opening) music/song ? For me, there were so many, but I figure if I can still recall the words, then it must have been pretty good. Mine... a toss up between Baretta, & Welcome Back Kotter. Hawaii 5-O

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1 day early; SURPRISE PARTY! Would you join me in a toast to Gtravels & MG1942? Congratulations on your 1yr anniversary of sharing LOVE, Laughter, and a divine friendship, 2 hearts that beat as one soul mate! This song is for you! Thanks, Stillme! How wierd that we just woke up and came out here to find it on the top of the hompepage! Thanks for your question, and to everyone who answered. We love you guys;)

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What is God's purpose for the earth from a biblical stand point after Armageddon? It'll become free parking for his new theme park: "Jesus-World".

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Don't you think people should save good questions for the afternoon?, that's when they give alot of points. Afternoon where? People on AB are from all over the world. It's always afternoon SOMEWHERE.

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What is your favorite song by the Eagles? Desperado, as in you must be pretty desperado to ask an obvious duplicate like this. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/181553

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When you see an old lady struggling with heavy bags, you ___________? ...thank God I'm not seeing a heavy lady struggling with old bags;)

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Has God ever turned an immediate member of your family into a condiment? No, but he has spontaneously turned all my upper management in vegetables, it seems;)

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Can I still love my deceased wife, even if married to another later? My lady does not feel that I can give her 100%, if I still love my deceased wife. I feel there is room for both of them in my heart, that I can love in the now and cherish the past. She's being very jealous and selfish. If there was nothing wrong with your first marriage, and she passed away, it's natural to still have unrequitted feelings for that person, as they did nothing to change or alter that love. They were taken from you. The fact that you've been able to move on and love again is testimony to your strength and resolve not to give up and curl up...

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Is 28 too old for an 18 year old female? Of course! How can she be 28 if she's 18? And what, praytell, does this have to do with Education subjects?

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What are some foods with misleading names? I think that Applebee's calling their 9oz House Sirloin a steak is laughable. It's London Broil cut into strips, with no apparent shape or grain to it, which are so badly cut they are often 4 sided and cross-grained, so that they cook up into little blood-balls.

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If you are allowed to kill 3 person,whom you prefer to kill & why? Paulie Shore........Because, well, who needs a reason? Neesha, my Area Director, because shes a supercillious C-U-Next-Tuesday. And finally, Hillary Clinton, for the same reason as the one above.;)

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Who would win this gunfight: Wyatt Earp or John Wesley Hardin? Wyatt Earp. John Wesley Hardin was a drunken joker who shot men in cold blood while drinking for no other reason than he was drunk and they crossed him. He never had a fair gunfight in his life, if such a thing even existed outside of Hollywood. Being the "Fastest gun" had more to do with being the first pussy to pull one, just like today, when skinny little punks who would get their...

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Our beautiful, intelligent, sweet, caring friend SWEET T (F.B.B.) is a SWAMI..!!! Would you like to help me congratulate her great success? Congrats, Sweet T.

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What is the best war game (like company of heroes)? I'm really enjoying Battlefield:Bad Company right now. The most fun I've had playing was Call of Duty: United Offensive for PC. For consoles, I'd have to go with Call of Duty 2.

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Sooo when do you think things will be back to normal? On the first Sunday that comes in the middle of the week.

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What does it mean if your girlfriend, whom you lent $10,000, is sneaking around with another guy, is pregnant with his triplets, and, when you were tied to a chair during sexy-time, doused you with gasoline and set you on fire? It means you are a Level 1 Anonymous blue bag. Welcome to Answerbag. Prepare to be flagged mercilessly until you either get with the program, or vow to be leaving AB forever.......muahahahahaah!

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What song can bring you to tears? "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam.

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Do you think the latenight questions on AB are different than daytime questions? Deeper, maybe stranger? I think there is a noticeable difference between the daytime and night time people on AB. Night people seem friendlier. Has anyone else noticed that? I ask most of my best questions at 3:00 am it seems. Yes, that is a twisted hour to still be awake, so it can't help but produce twisted thoughts;)

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How come my Xbox 360 will turn on with the green lights and everything but nothing will come up on screen? Check to make sure you're on the right video input on the television. Next, check to make sure the video cable is not loose in the back of the XBOX360. After that, try turning it off, unplug the video cable from the back, plug it back in, and if you have the cable that is both HD and analog, make sure the switch on the plug is set for the TV you have it hooked up to.

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Whats the point with string cheese? does it naturally string or is it made to do that? Mozzarella cheese is naturally stringy. The concept of selling it like that was to make it more palletable to children. It adds an element of fun to an otherwise bland food that kids would pass on in favor of Cheez Whiz or some other food-product-from-Hell with no nutritional value whatsoever. If you remember, the old commercials touted it as "The best part of the pizza, without the...

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Where is MICKEY MOUSE? Living in the baseboard of a bathroom in a bad neighborhood, with his hand down Goofy's pants. It's been a tough year for 60+ yr old Disney characters;)

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Would you be scared if you found me hideing in your house? No, but you should be scared that my girlfriend might come home before me;)

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My husband has been texting his single cousin w/4 children and was disturbed by what was being said...good night, sweetie, we could be kissing cousins, oxoxox, etc. Don't think this is appropriate conversation between cousins. Should I be concerned about Yea, that's creepin' abit.

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What (or who) did you stimulate with your 'stimulus check' yo?... Supposedly, the only business that saw a spike in revenue during that period was Internet Porn.

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Do you give points to everyone that answers your questions, if you think the answer was helpful? Yes. If they take the time to answer it, unless it's a mocking or derogatory answer, it's worth my measly 6 pts.

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Why does the USA have the highest rate of incarceration? Because it is a lucrative enterprise for any state/country to run, with an endless stream of people lining up to get in. Theres also a myriad of "community correctional centers" to send the overflow to, where they remain in the system, to be yanked back at the slightest infraction, yet are not taking up space that can be used for more incorrigible prisoners, and are paying up to 1/3...

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Is it normal to care or worry a lot about your ex? Of course. And anyone who says they don't is either lying or very self centered. Your situation or feelings may have changed with time, but unless they were abusive or tried to kill you or something, anyone with a shred of humanity in them will always care about someone with whom they once shared so much.

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Wanna meet SLAB’s ‘Week #4 Hotties’ yo?… Woot.

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What age should girls start to shave? 12. It sucks. I wish I never had;)

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What is the fog in a fog machine made of? Usually dry ice, which is pure CO2

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Can you name two things that just DONT belong together? Courtney Love and anybody.

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What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cus he's hungry and the only way to feed em is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone, somewhere smoking rocks now in and out of lockdown? You have to do what you have to do to fix the problem on an immediate level, but there is an element in what you're saying that implies this is all you're good for. That is a dangerous precedent for you to set. It makes you no better than the "father" who is out smoking crack and getting himself in and out of jail. Dust off your self-esteem, go down to the welfare office,...

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Would you want to view the body of a close loved one of yours that was horribly mangled and/or burned to death in a car crash? I'd have to, for closure if nothing else.

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What causes a 95 cavalier to die like its running out of gas. My first thought was the fuel pump but it restarted within 5-10 min and then went 100 mile before it did it again. Its happened 3 times in the last week.only does it at slow spe Sounds like clogged fuel injector. Is it the 2.0 F.I. engine? They were notorious for that.

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If someone shot at you but missed or the bullet was deflected, would the incident affect you for the rest of your life? Would you always think back to it? Do you think you would become more religious? Not me, but I am an ex-serviceman, so I'm probably a little inured to gunfire. I once had a sniper take a pot-shot at me while using binoculars out of the cupola of my M-109 that hit the edge of the button-down top of the cupola and split up, leaving me with the jacket and half the lead core of a 7.62x54 Russian rifle round. It was embedded in my web belt. I still have it. I managed to...

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My cat is pulling her fur out. and i can't afford to take her to the vet, what do you suggest You can always get some quasi-futuristic clothing and dress like this guy: Muahhahahah! Muhahahaahaaha! Muhahahhhh!

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I am 18. the thought of marriage scares me is that normal? Yes, it's normal. I wish more 18 yr. olds had that fear.

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I am going to a school function Saturday for my12 year old daughter and her step dad will be their. He is a complete ass and will do every thing he can think of to create tension. I just want to be there for her and have a good time. What can i do? Be there for her and have a good time. Be the bigger man. Let him make a ass of himself in front of everyone. People will see that and know that her real Dad is a decent guy. He might even find himself uninvited to the next function. When it comes to the children, if you want to stay part of their lives and participate, yiu have to rise above such things. It should run both ways, as it does in...

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My 8 year old german shepard died 3 days ago suddenly. He had a recent check up and all was ok. We went out in the backyard and he layed on his side and stopped breathing. He was died in about 30 seconds. He was my best friend. Has anyone heard of this? My friend once had one that was 10 years old. He came running up the alleayway between our two houses when he suddend stopped, fell forward, and died suddenly. It turned out he had had a massive heart attack. I remember him saying that Shepherds were pre-disposed to this, but can't remember why. I'm sorry for your loss.

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How do i deal with a coworker that is a professional yet i, the unproffessional know more? do i tell my supervisor all she doesnt know how to do? I do it all the time. Just do it in private, so as not to embarrass them in front of others. Some people don't even know enough to know that they don't know. They need your help, and privately want it, but will be loathe to ask for fear of seeming "unprofessional" It will make both of your jobs more pleasant if you air this out, trust me. I just had this type of...

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What does Digitalbum have to do to get it right? I tried to explain it to you last nite. Don't ask duplicates, for one thing. This site is 5 years old. There have literally been a million questions asked. Things like "Whats your favorite Ice Cream?" are bound to have been asked before. Put a little more thought into your questions. You're obviously intelligent. People on this site tend to equate someone who asks 25...

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Isn't it irritating when someone is mad at you and you have absolutely no idea why? Is this what husbands feel like? That is exactly what husbands feel like, and exactly why I'm not a husband anymore.

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What am I obligated to tell another apartment manager about someone who is moving from my apartment to theirs. Whether or not they paid their rent on time, whether or not they wrecked the place, whether or not you gave them back their deposit(which is the same as whether or not they wrecked the place) and whether or not you'd rent to them again.

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The age old question.... 6 pack of 12 oz'ers, or 4 pack of 16 oz'ers, which do you choose? 6-pack. I like 'em cold from start to finish, and I can finish a 12 oz. beer in about 4 sips.

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Are Boxers a good breed of dogs? Yes, and they make mighty comfy undies, too;)

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What is one lesson about money you can recall learning from your parents? That if I wanted things like Jordache Jeans and Reebok Hi-tops(yes I'm dating myself here) then I was gonna hafta go get a job(at age 14). I did, and I'm still doing it;)

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Need to vent or make a confession? Do so here: I was thinking maybe we should propose an" Egao No Genki" category to flag all of his ridiculous duplicate questions he asks into. The he could have his own sub-categories, too, like "Jumping the Shark" questions, and "Taking normal driving habits and road wear into consideration........" questions. Sorry, I hadda get that off my chest.

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I'm at Dover Downs Casino in Delaware right now. Who wants me to throw a quarter in a slot machine for them? Me please. Daddy needs a new pair of Vans......;)

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How can I moisten my dry sense of humor? Nothing wrong with dry humor. Much less messy than wet humor. Stick with it;)

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Taking average maintenance & driving style into account, how long and/or how many miles/kilometers would a typical Cadillac Eldorado Brougham last before breakdown? Why don't you buy one, and go drive it till it breaks down, and let us know? Then do the same with all the other car makes you're going to ask this SAME EXACT QUESTION about, and leave your computer at home while you're doing it, so we dont have to see the rest of this ridiculous new line of questions on the homepage........ever.

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I'm a 5'7 man and I know that I am short. I also know that most women like taller men (let's say 5'10 - 6'3?) so should I kill myself or not? :( I'm 5'9", and have had plenty of girlfriends, one wife(now ex, and she's married to a guy my height now), and now the most wonderful Life Penguin a man could ask for. Personality, humor and wit go a long way. Just find a nice short girl. Theres plenty of 'em out there.

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Would you ever go out around New York City giving out hugs? How many hugs do you think you'd get? You'd be surprised. NY is not the rough-and-tumble town it once was. You might not get them from the people you want them from, but you'd get them.

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Do you think the category expert title is misleading and would be better, if changed to category leader? Great question! Yes, that is exactly right. You should propose it in an email to the staff. It is dangerous to think that just because someone got the most points in "Could I be pregnant?" or "What is this pill?", that they are an "expert" in either subject. Thanks for the question.++

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Saboteur on becoming a maestro? Congrats, Saboteur! I'm surprised to not have been congratulating you on this sooner. You really ask some of the best questions.

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Why is chocolate so addictive? Digital, this is the second obvious duplicate you've asked in the last 5 minutes, and about the 10th you've asked in the last 24 hours. Because you are new, I'm going to point this out to you without the derision that you're probably going to get from others on the site. When you ask a question, to the right of the question box similar questions will pop up. If you see your...

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Which show was more successful, Cheers or its spin off Fraser? I'd say Frasier did pretty well for a spin-off, probably the most successful spin-off ever, but Cheers was a classic, and produced so many big-name actors that it has to be looked at as more successful.

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WooHoo, We have a new SWAMI among us!!!! Would you please help me congratulate the amazing, sm00z? Congratulations to a kindred spirit:)

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Is it possible to play a game with a video card lower then minimum requirements on lowest settings? Yes, but it's not very fun, which negates the purpose of playing a game, in my book;) It'll be choppy as hell, and look like a 5 year old drew it on your screen with crayons.

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Does a voice matter when it comes to being attracted to the opposite sex? Hell yea, it does! If she sounds like James Earl Jones, it ain't gonna work;)

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Did you ever own an autograph book - and if so, do you still have it? (Bonus Ques: any special memories?) I have a signed copy of Paul Tibbets book: "Enola Gay, Remembered" and a photo of him standing in front of Enola Gay on August 6th 1945. He signed the photo with both the date of the flight, and the date I saw him at the PA Gun Show, in 2004. He was very lucid, and told me he knew what he had done ultimately saved more lives than it took, and he never lost a nights sleep because of...

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Who here has eaten bison? Can you buy it at your local supermarket? How about elk? I've had bison. It's in stores here as Bison Burgers. I had elk, but that was in Sweden. I purchased it at a Saluhallen in Uppsala, Sweden.

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What does it mean when a man says he's not good enough for you? It's not you it's,.....well,.....it's you. It's a cowardly way of saying it's not working out.

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What nicknames for genitalia offend you? I know some women are offended by 'cunt' I personally don't like 'shitdick' I don't know about genitalia, but I called the little container in the ladies room next to the toilet at Applebee's where you put things you're not supposed to flush "The Candy Box" the other nite at work and this girl Diana straight up yacked in the trash can and gurgled in horror, "EWWWW! Who calls it that?" I'm not known for my couth;)

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I'm drinking some Aberlour 12 yr old speyside single malt scotch right now, what was the last whisky you drank? Had a shot of MacCallum 25 on my birthday. 35 bucks.

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What is a life penguin? We are;) Gtravels and MG1942 4eva!

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Should users seriously try to overtake BOTs on the most inquisitive leaderboard? See the link for more. OMG! This is the best question ever. All we can do is pray that lightning strikes his block and fries out his harddrive, although he'll probably peddle his petty ass down to the library on his training-wheel clad bike and post from there, provided his houseparents will let him out. That guy is breathing my oxygen, I swear to God. DISCLAIMER: I make no secret about my disdain for the...

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First thing that comes to mind when I say...Tall, blonde....? Gwen Stefani. MMM....MMM....MMMMMM.;) And I don't even really like tall or blonde women.

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Have you ever been in a fire? Has a fire even been in your housE? When I was about 15, my friend's house got new aluminum siding. We took the old Vinyl siding into the woods, and sided our tree fort with it. We also dragged out a 5 gallon bucket that was half full of tar that was used on the backing of the siding. One night, 4 of us were hanging out in the shed, doing what 15 year olds do, and we had the can in there with us, and had lit it for light. Of...

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Am I the only one worried about what the stock market is going to do this week? No. I assure you.

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Whos at the front door? Sister Susan, Brother John. Uncle Ernie, Phil and Don Martin Luther, Auntie Gin Open the door, Let 'em in.......yea.

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RETINAL HEMORRHAGE, CAN IT MAKE THE CONDITION WORSE TO PICK UP HEAVY OBJECTS ON A REGULAR BASIS. Yes. Yelling all the time won't help much either.

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Would you follow a changed dress code if you had already worked for the company for awhile? I suppose you'll have to. You can gripe, but I doubt they'll listen. In this economy, businesses are looking to unload labor. I would not want to be seen as someone who wants to buck the system. They'll be more than happy to be rid of your salary, and replace you with a cheaper newbie. You can't throw out your old shoes until you get a new pair, someone once told me. If...

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Would posting your age help in answering guestions. To give a good answer, would it not be good to know at least the age of the source? I don't see why. My son is 10 and he gives some pretty astute answers, and asks some intelligent questions on here. Now, if you're talking about issues that require being a certain age to understand, you can narrow down your answer pool by saying "Eperienced, or Expert answers only, Please" at the beginning of your q. This way, you get the info you need without making anyone...

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Why do black people avoid eating pork? Not black people in general. Just the fake muslim ones. They mostly pick it up in prisons, where Islam is the biggest protection racket going, and they get extra food and special Ramadan meals(I've been there, I know. I worked in the kitchen) Then they bring it home with them and others join the bandwagon because it sounds good, and sets them apart in some way or other.

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If someone has been taking this med Clonazepam for over 10 years is that bad and what could happen if they stopped taking it with no help? It would be dangerous to stop without at least slowly weaning off a little at a time. Clonazepam can seriously effect blood pressure and breathinh. The withdrawls can be pretty nasty as well. I'd get a doctors advice.

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What is the weirdest underwater creature you can think of? That ugly lantern fish with the huge lower jaw and the tail that hangs over it's head to attract poor unsuspecting baitfish into its maw. Also, I caught a hacklehead once. Looked like the Creature from the Black Lagoon;)

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How many Popes have set Mass at Yankee Stadium? Three, I think.

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Which band had a drummer that lost an arm? Def Leppard. Driving around with Vince Neil is not recommended.

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Tomsims on becoming a Maestro? Congratulations, Tom. Wow, seems like ages ago I asked your Sage question! Welcome to the land of Maestro-dom;)

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