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Guess who's birthday it is ? It's my treasured friend *Misstarrie's* birthday!. Please come together to make this a very special day for a lady who gives with her heart and is always ready with hugs. Happy Birthday my dear friend:) Happy Birthday Misstarrie !! Now come on over here !! I have LOTS of {{{{{{ Huge Hugs }}}}}}} for you AND I want to give you your Birthday Spanking ;-)

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Would you please help me wish Sweet and Kind Logybren, a Happy AB Anniversary? Congratulations Loggybren !! : )

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Would you please pray for my mom, she had a heart attack this morning. Two yrs ago today I was at my dads funeral. I will know more tomorrow, they are running a series of tests. Thank you my friends. Stillme, I will keep you both in my prayers .

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Besides being St. Patrick's Day, we have another reason to celebrate! Today is also PerfectlyFlawed's (aka Cuttergirl's) second anniversary as part of the Answerbag Community! Who wants to join me in telling her how much she is appreciated here? Congrats! CG I apologize for being so late to your party . I want to wish a Very Happy AB Anniversary !! You are the AWESOMEST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Biggest Hugs }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Banana cream cake or pineapple upside down cake? I'll take a big slice of each please ! : )

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What is the name of a famous "tall" person? Richard Kiel " Jaws " in the James Bond films.

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Why do girls always look down at my crotch while talking to me? It's rude. I'm looking directly at her eyes, and she stares down for 4 seconds and look back at me. WTF? This happens at work, neighbors, and even the US census lady that knocked on my door Could be that camel toe you're sporting .

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When you get a bad feeling about someone you meet, is it paranoia or a warning...? I follow my gut feeling and it's usually right.

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You can only keep three of the five senses (smell, sight, hearing, touch and taste), which three do you choose? Sight, taste, touch.

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My friend Arisztid has been on AB 2 years yesterday. Would anyone like to congratulate and thank him for his great contributions to this site. He is a great ABer & an awesome friend. (sorry for the lateness of this) Arisztid I apologize for being so late to the party. Congratulations on your two tear anniversary my friend !! You are fist class in every way and are truly an asset to the AB community : )

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Do you still use your fingers to count at times? Yes !! Both fingers and toes ..... but things really get interesting when I have to count to 21 ;-)

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What was your most prized possession as a child? *****

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Guys which is sexier, her sexy body or her sexy brain? Definitely her sexy brain. I find self-confidence, compassion and intelligence sexy as hell !!!!

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Whats your favorite line from Urban cowboy? Sissy: You a real cowboy? Bud: Well that depends on what you think a real cowboy is.

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A little kid you know well was raped and murdered by a caretaker. Would you a) want him to rot in jail, b) get the death penalty, or c) take care of him yourself. On this subject, I have to plead the 5th ... but feel free to use your imagination ;-)

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You should not judge a book by its cover,please watch this and give me your thoughts?...and it was just so nice to see Simon Cowells jaw drop,link in the bottom of question sorry no embed code. All I can say is WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is incredible !!

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What not to say to the mugger when you are muggee? You're not gonna take my secret money belt are you?

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When you are in a store and looking at something-and someone walks in front of you without saying "excuse me," how does it make you feel? It makes me feel like "accidentally" bumping into then very hard, then saying... Oh!!! Excuse you !! ;-)

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When backed into a corner do you come out fighting like an Alley cat? You can count on it ! ;-)

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Do you believe that saying "I Love You" frequently dilutes the meaning? Are you one of those people who is very frugal with such things as "I Love You", "Thank You", " I appreciate it" because you honestly believe saying it often lessens the truth of it? I NEVER say it unless I mean it with all me heart . Saying it once or a thousand times with me makes no difference. I do not hesitate to say it to those I love. Happy Easter Sunday Rosie !!! : )

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Congratulations to nunya for reaching no.1 and the runners up. im sure you will agree this is really hard work? Congratulations NUNYA !!! Awesome job !!!!! : )

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Phillis wears a troll skin coat is now a guru. Who would like to join me in a party in her honour? Phillis... First off, I want to apologize for being late to your party. I don't know how this could have gotten by me. You are truly First Class in every way and a huge asset to AB ! I feel so very fortunate to call you a friend . Humongous congratulations on your Guruship !!!! {{{{{ Biggest Hugs }}}}}

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Have you ever ridden a horse on a beach? Yep ! Did that in Cancun Mexico once : )

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What to do with the Somali Pirates? Can't sail around the world anymore in your sailboat. They attack and capture everyone, for ransom. Over 66 attacks since Jan., and hold a dozen ships, hostage. US Navy destroyer there, & they bring in reinforcements. They shouldn't be captured or jailed. They should be hunted down and killed right on the spot just as any vermin would be by whatever means necessary.

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Are you more productive working alone or with other people? I work MUCH better alone.

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For what reason do people troll? Im currently being followed by a troll and dont know why Because Trolls are just natural born Douchebags and lead a miserable pathetic existence.

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Come on friends, cheer up- Our Maestro ' Tom47' is having his 2nd anniversary tomorrow! Who wanna join me in this celebration? FUN GUARANTEED!!! :D Happy 2nd Anniversary Tom !! I'll bring the Tequila !! : D

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Who or What never fails to make your day better? My Sweetie : )

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What can you do for your lover. Absolutely anything she wants ;-)

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What would be a purpose for wearing a ball cap on your head backwards? The only time I ever turn a cap backwards is when I am working outside on a very windy day to keep it from blowing off my head while I am facing the wind.

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What caused your last scar? I scraped the top of my hand against a broken fence wire while mowing the lawn about a year ago. It left a nifty little scar ;-)

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Tsamaya reached Guru level, anybody to join me in congratulating him? Congratulations Tsamaya !!! Awesome Job !!!! :-)

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My dear friend Babycakes has become a Genius! Who would care to join me in offering her congratulations, much love, prayers, all of our support and many hugs? Babycakes ... I apologize for being so late to the party ! I don't know how I could have missed this one. I guess my brain was only running on one cylinder ;-) Congratulations on a Great achievement !! You are the AWESOMEST !!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Biggest Hugs }}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Ghjhfhfxdhmgfds hi. can you ignore the above letters? Mldkcnfbkushouigjwugifj...... Yep ! ;-)

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Shall I cut the RED Wire or the strangely alluring blue one at the front...? Cut the RED one , but first let me get the hell out of here ;-)

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Are you more intimidated by very attractive, very rich, or very influential people? Absolutely NOBODY intimidates me .

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What did you last have to drink? Crystal Light Pink Lemonade

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I am going to teach abroad next fall. Where should I go? Wherever there's a broad who wants to learn something ;-)

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How ofet are you nude at home and what are some of the things you do nude besides sex? All the time !! The neighbors do get kind of upset when I make roof repairs or do yard work in the nude though.. Also you've gotta be careful while using weed eaters .. Damn !! That hurts !!!! ;-)

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At the restaurant i work, a guest ask for an item that we are out of . the guest gets very upset and starts to walk out of the restaurant. how should i handle this situation? Hit them in the back of the head with a chair ! Then drag them back to the freezer and lock them inside to let them cool off for a while.

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Congratulations questions have perhaps become too commonplace. Nevertheless will you join me in congratulating my friend Firebrand on reaching the half million point mark? I think this represents an astonishing contribution to people and the site! Congratulations Firebrand my friend on a truly outstanding achievement !!!!!

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What is another way that you can say "unfriendly"? Sh!tty

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☻ What would you name the language you proposed..?(fun welcome) ☻ Vampirish

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Punny is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a jokers party in her honour? Congratulations Punny !!! Awesome Job !!!!!

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If you are wearing a watch what brand is it? At this moment ? Omega Seamaster

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What body of water are you closest to? The Red River

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What attractions would you expect to see at a 'Disney World for Adults'? Eeyore's "Tired Old Ass" Gondola park tour.

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Who wants to join me patting myself on the back for making Maestro? Congratulations DukeG !! Great Job !!!!

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The lovely Mrs. Cleaver is now a Guru. Would you please join me in raising a glass of milk and congratulating June in recognition of her accomplishment? Congratulations Mrs. Cleaver !!! Awesome Job and well deserved !!!!!

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You know your losing it when you start ______________? Running around the house searching frantically for your car keys when they are in your pocket or even in your hand the whole time.

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Without getting up, do you have a candle anywhere in your view? Yes I do ... The closest one is about three feet to my left .

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What is something you'd really have to look for to find? A politician with integrity ;-)

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Would you wear sock with this type of shoes? (See reference) I think they would look best without socks.

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Do you have what it takes to be a successful police hostage negotiator? Sure.. I think I can caox them into walking close enough to a window or door for a sniper to take them out ;-) Just Kidding !!! Honestly.. NO !! I have too much of a temper and would probably wind up going off on them and only make matters worse.

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Do you like honey? What do eat your honey on? No ... I LOVE honey !!!! :-)

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Are you close enough with your neighbors to invite them over for dinner? The neighbors to the North of me ? ~ A really great dinner with a nice bottle of wine :-) The neighbors to the South of me ? ~ Toad stools, hemlock and arsenic tea !!!!! Ohhhh !! .. and I almost forgot.... A swift hard kick in the ass on the way out the door !!!!! ;-)

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I feel soooooo loved!! Is this a True OR False statement in your life? Very true statement! :-)

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How about a big round of applause for the one, the only VladtheUnveiler!!! Let's here it for our newest Guru and the nicest Answerbagger I know! Who would like to help me congratulate him? {{{{{Big Hugs Vlad}}}}} : ) Misstarrie... How can I ever thank you enough ? You are so sweet and thoughtful and I am so very grateful to call you my friend !!! {{{{{{{ Biggest Hugs }}}}}}}

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Which do you prefer: Fine wine or fine Kool-aid? Definitely fine wine

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What was the Coolest Car or Truck you have Owned? '72 Chevelle SS... Black

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Do you own a thermos? Do you use your thermos? I sure do !! My Thermos has made life much better on many cold days !!! ;-) +

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What is home? Is it a place or is it a longing for connection? Home is where you make it ;-)

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Is it easy for you to be nice? Sure !! Especially if she talks really sweet to me in that sexy sultry southern accent ;-)

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How many counties are there in your state? There are 254 Counties in the State Of Texas

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Do you prefer photographs to be matt of gloss? I prefer Matte

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Do you prefer photographs to be matt of gloss? Matte

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Are you always on time, rarely on time or never on time? I am ALWAYS on time !! In fact, most of the time I get there a little bit early ;-)

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Chocolate pie or lemon meringue pie? I'm a Lemon Meringue guy all the way !!

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Who is the most famous person you have seen up close? What were the circumstances? I saw Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn at The Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas a couple of years ago while I was staying there. We passed in a isle way only a few feet apart. I must say.... They both looked as great in person as they do on the screen !

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What is the most recent song that has been stuck in you head? Nickelback - SEX

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What does it mean if a guy tell you that he wants to do ''it'' with you? What is that exactly? He wants to play a little game of "Hide The Sausage" with you.

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Whats worse than a telemarketer? An old worn tattered Douche bag!! Oh ... Wait a minute.. I thought the question read " What's better than a telemarketer? " Oh well.. Never mind ;-)

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Britian's Queen Elizabeth II has purchased an iPod. A six gigabyte silver iPod Mini, to be exact. What songs will she put on her new player? 2 Live Crew ~ Me So Horny

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Jimmy has become a sage. Who would like to join me in offering congratulations? Congratulations Jimmy !! Awesome Job !!! :-)

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Till date, With how many persons you've fallen in Love? Four

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May I adopt you? You sure can ! I must warn you though.... I am high maintenance ;-)

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Whoppers OR Rollos? I love both , but if I could only have one of them for the rest of my life, I'd choose Rollos : )

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What are you going to be doing for Earth Hour tonight? Probably go for a drive in my 4x4 Ford truck and burn up some premium unleaded fuel.If I'm lucky, I may even be able to scare up a few spotted owls along the way ;-)

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Do you like getting kisses on your neck? That would be a yes ! : )

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What is your favorite Costner movie? Silverado

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Have you ever been in love with someone you could not be with? Yes

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***SWEET-SPICY HOT*** has done it AGAIN!! It has been a year since her last ******HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARTY*******Would you please join the party? Come on everybody it's Friday let's dance and PARTY ALL night. Happy Birthday Spicy Hot !! I hope you have a most excellent one !!!!!

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Who would like to help me wish a Happy 2 Year AB Anniversary to the most chilling and handsomest creature of the night on AB, our favorite vampire Vlad the Unveiler? It's been a Bloody good time having you around these last two years! *MUAH* Misstarrie... I cannot even begin to tell you how thankful I am for you making my two year anniversary so special for me. I feel so lucky to be able to call you my friend and I can honestly say that my life is truly better for having known you ! :-) {{{{{{{{ Biggest Hugs }}}}}}}}

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♣ Can you describe AB glitch in one word? ♣ Infuriating

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Would any ABers like tojoin me in congratulating our newest GURU, "Loggybren" this morning? It is a very much deserved award for avery sweet ABer, who is always there with advice and a kind word! Congrats, LoggyBren! Congratulations Loggybren !! AWESOME Job !!!!!!! :-)

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My boyfriend showed his mates nude pictures to his friends when he was drunk. how can i actually forgive him when im discusted? Rule number one - Never let anyone take nude pictures of you or give anyone nude pictures of you !!! Rule number two - Never forget and strictly adhere to rule number one !!!

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Is it time for AB to expand it's bandwidth? Well... considering the fact that it took me seven tries to post just one answer this morning... I say YES !

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How Come Mexican Drug Runners Build Their Tunnels Better than Coal Mines? Two things... Money and Determination

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Can you name your favorite song from the year you graduated high school? here is my favorite from 1982 "Baby Come To Me" This song shot to number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in early 1983

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Do you dislike children/babies? Nope ! I do not dislike children !! I dislike irresponsible, inconsiderate, douchebag parents who allow their children to climb the walls, raise hell, scream and disturb everyone around them in public, especially in restaurants and movie theatres. The child does not know any better. The parent however, should know better and have some consideration for other people .

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If Blow Up Dolls could speak - what would they say...? They would say.....I'm warning you !! If you bite my nipple too hard, I'll fart and fly out the window !

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Do you remember Eddie Money? Do you remember where you were when this song was popular? (1986) Yes ! I was married in '84 at the age of 19 and was divorced in '85 and when this song came out in '86 I was running wild as a March Hare ;-)

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Are you and your neighbour good friends? No .. but I am cordial and friendly to most everyone except for one overbearing obnoxious douchebag in the neighborhood.

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What foods do you eat because they are healthy, but you don't actually like?...For me its banana's. Any green or yellow veggie.

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Of all the movies you have seen, what movie prop would you just LOVE to have? I want that puzzle box from Hellraiser. The 1970 Hemi Charger that will be co-starring in the fourth Fast And Furious movie. http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/Features/articleId=144087#2

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I feel embarrassed to ask this, but do you ever feel like keying a person's car when they park like an a$$hole and take up two places? Is it just me? Although I have never keyed anyone's car , It has crossed my mind before. People who take up two places are rude, self centered, inconsiderate douchebags... Plain and simple !!! Oh !! and just FYI .... Brake Fluid works much better than a key on automobile paint ! It will spread out and eat it's way clear down to the metal ;-)

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You are leaving for paradise tonight, so where are you going? Wherever you want to go ! Tell you what... Surprise me ;-)

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My fellow Americans are you NOT as outraged as I am that The Obama administration has even considered making the health care costs of U.S. soldiers wounded in battle for their country, the responsibility their personal health insurance not the country's? It is truly sickening Captain !! .... and I have a feeling that it's only the beginning of the TOTAL F**KIING DISASTER yet to come !!! : (

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What could be a good fake name incase you were going undercover or in Witnesss Protection? Claude Ballz

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Which is more important to you-Love, Money, Respect or Trust? Both are nice if you can have them, but if I have to choose one, I say love.

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Which Fuels your Vehicle - Petrol/Gas or Diesel...? Diesel

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Have you been to hospital for a xray Yes !! Many times! It's a wonder I don't glow in the dark.

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Do you enjoy Chili Dogs? I love them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is your favorite saying? Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

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Have you ever been to the Alamo? Yes I have been there a few times .

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Are you still emotionally attached to an ex? Not just regular, every day, normal run of the mill No, but HELL NO !!

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How do you get a girl to breakup with you..while looking innocent Don't play games with her !! If you don't want to continue your relationship with her, step up to the plate and tell her the truth. It's the only decent thing to do !!!

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What bothers you most about public restrooms? When someone gets in there and homesteads a damn stall instead of just doing their business and getting the hell out.

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What did you buy at the museum gift shop? A book of photographs

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Would it bother you if Crocodiles and Alligaters became Extinct...? Yes ! They are an important part of our eco system and should be protected.

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Have you ever told someone to go f**k themselves? Yes !!... and more than once.

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Whats the one gadget in your Kitchen you can't live without...? Our KitchenAid mixer . If you are going to do any baking, they are worth their weight on gold.

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Have you ever used the phrase, "Get a room", when seeing two people making out in public? Yes I have ! Displaying affection in public is OK as long as it is done in good taste and people don't go overboard, but when they are feeling each other up and playing a serious game of tonsil hockey in front of everyone ( including children) it can get a little sickening.

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Do you down-rate your normal tip when the waiter/waitress make mistakes? For an honest mistake I do not down-rate as long as they try to fix it, and I am usually a very generous tipper .... If they are rude or I get the feeling that they just don't care , they will get the crappiest tip in history.

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Who would like to join me in wishing sm00z a very happy birthday today 3/15/09? Happy Birthday sm00z !! I hope you have an AWESOME one !!!!

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How many have you had Fruit this week .....? This past week I have had, apples, mandarin orange slices , bananas ,pineapple, and red grapes.

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Are you vindictive? Honestly I can be very vindictive if pushed hard enough.

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Are there still guys who open doors for girls today? Or are they an extinct species? This guy does ... Of course I do it for anybody ( female or male ) just out of courtesy.

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How would you handle it if someone said your significant other was ugly? I would give them the opportunity to say it again with no teeth .

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Do you get mad, get even, or let it go? Yes ! Sometimes I get mad. Yes ! Sometimes I get even. ~ And ~ Yes ! Sometimes I just let it go . It just depends on the circumstances .

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What would be a unique Name for A beautiful White Horse...? Diamond

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Would you rather have mayo or mustard on a ham sandwich? Either Spicy Brown or Dijon mustard.

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Are women attractive to men when they're over the age of 45? That would be a definite YES !!!

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What's the first thing you think of when you see a big group of bikers. I'm thinking I'd love to be riding right along with them.

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What should you never say to your Landlord...? "Cool place Dude ... This is gonna make a really cool place to set up my meth lab" ;-)

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I have a few of those little white spots under my eye that people get sometimes, and they've been there for ages now. Is there any way I can get rid of them? My friend said something about a hot needle...could end badly though. DO NOT use a hot needle !! You could permanently injure yourself. Go to a dermatologist ... Better safe than sorry ;-)

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If you lost 80 lbs. how much would you weigh? 125 lbs.

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What color do you wear that brings out the beauty in your eyes? My eyes are green and I wear a lot of blues , and brighter colors.

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What is the make & model of your current cell phone? LG

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In an Hotel bedroom, do you worry whats Lurking on the Mattress...? %-) I'll put it this way.. I NEVER EVER use the bedspread/comforter !

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How many toilets in your house? Three

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What do you think year 99999999999999969546865494694576454396769675496865754858585849857659547899999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years is? I think it's an excellent time for Tequila

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Are you an Angel or an Asshole most of the time? I'm a perfect Angel :-) Honestly I am !!

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Could you be meaner than a junk yard dog? I have been accused of that more than once ;-)

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Can you detect bullshit? Yes !! I have an ultra highly sensitive built in bullshit detector and it's always working in "High Performance" mode ;-)

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Do you know how to drive a car? Yes ! Like a bat out of Hell ;-)

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If you won a limosine for the day. where would you like it to take you Mississippi ;-)

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If you won a luxury 5 bedroom home would you move into it or would you sell or rent it That all depends on where it was and what the taxes, insurance, maintenance costs, and any homeowners dues were long term. If it was located where I would want to live and was affordable, I would live there, if not, I would either lease it out or sell it.

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What automobile insurance company are you with? We switched from Farmers to State Farm about six months ago. Better coverage at a better price ;-)

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Where are we going? Paradise ;-)

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Name 1 thing at a doctors surgery A scalpel

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Why in all the old ww2 movies when bombs drop they whistle as they fall? Because they can't sing worth a crap ;-)

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Have you ever got your fingers caught in a car door? Yes I have as a kid ! Twice !! Once in the door of an old Triumph TR6 and once in the door of an old 1968 Mercury Monterey. Both accidents resulted in broken fingers : (

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Would you date a porn star? Ughhhhh...... That would be a definite NO !!

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Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the National Rifle Association? You betchya !! ;-)

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What is your favorite movie that the actor Mark Wahlberg appeared in? For me, it's gotta be "Shooter" :-)

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Friend 'strange1' has just made sage. Moving up fast. Will all my friends give congratulations? Congratulations strange1 !! Awesome Job !!!

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When you call someone to inform them you are sick, do you make yourself sound worst then you really are? *** Cough, sneeze, hack, wheeze, ughh *** Never ! ;-)

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What is something that dissolves? Cotton candy

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What do you think of pineapple on a hamburger? I LOVE a really good hamburger and I LOVE fresh pineapple but not together, I am a purist when it comes to my hamburgers . I don't want anything fancy or exotic. Just really good meat, cheese, fresh tomato, onion, and lettuce, with a little yellow or Dijon mustard and a dab of mayo.

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What is the most widely eaten fish in the world, not including tuna? I would say Cod ( Codfish )

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What do you have that you wish you didn't? Distance ;-)

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If I knocked on your door, and you answered, and I told you "I am Cowboy from answerbag".......Would I be welcomed into your home? Oh Hell Yes !! :-)

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Has Anybody ever Shouted at you and Pointed their Finger in your Face...? Yes ... when I was a kid... but only my Mom could get away with it. If anyone else did that now , it would be a really good way for them to lose a finger.. or worse ;-)

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Is it wrong for me to be mad at my friend for dating the guy I love? I told her I that I think I am in love with him, yet she still decided to ask him out. With friends like that, who needs enemies ? She is NO friend !! ... and yes !! I would be pissed too !!!

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What one thing do you look at as unnecessary that the rest of the World can't seem to do without? American Idol ;-)

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Will you be here when I wake up tomorrow? You can count on it !! ;-)

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If you could runaway tonight where would you run and who would you take with you? The "where" is not as important as the "who with" Misstarrie..... So.... What time should I pick you up ? ;-)

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In your opinion, are rules made to be broken or made to live by? Excellent question Misstarrie ! It makes me think of something General Douglas MacArthur once said..... "Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind." I think there is a lot of truth in that ;-)

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Is Jim Morrison really dead? I could've sworn I saw him at the Waffle House last week ;-)

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You're in a movie and you hear a baby crying, what do you do or think? I have to be honest here.... It pisses me off ! Let me also add that I DO NOT blame the child. Babies DO cry and it is natural. I lay blame on the inconsiderate, rude, douchebag parent for sitting there and doing nothing while their child ruins the movie for everyone else. I'm thinking.. For goodness sake ... take that squaling kid outside so everyone else can enjoy the movie they paid to...

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What is a group of bats called? The cast of "The View "

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Whats the most annoying thing in the world Seeing or hearing either Rosie O'Donnell or Joy Behar.

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Do you have any siblings, if so how many? None ... I am an only child.

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What do old people do when they are bored? They ask younger people to pull their finger ;-)

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What rifles are used for hunting wild boars in the US? Several different calibers can be used . I personally have hunted boar quite successfully with the .270 Winchester, the 30.06 Springfield, and .300 Win Mag chambered rifles. No matter which caliber rifle is used, it's all about shot placement.

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Do you think the government should require motorcyclist to wear helmets when they ride? Why or why not? No ! I prefer to keep the government out of our lives as much as possible.

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If someone asks a question and then says, "Be honest," do you think the people answering are any more honest than they otherwise would be? Honestly , No !

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Name something in a childs bedroom A monster in the closet or under the bed ;-)

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What brand of mouthwash do you use? Crest Pro Health Rinse (Mint)

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What does the R/T stand for in a Dodge Charger? We just bought one ...... a 2008 and we dont know what it means. Real Turd

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If your (grown up) child committed a murder and you knew but the police have no leads would you turn him/her in? I have to be honest .... It would all depend upon who, why, and the circumstances.

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What is your favorite dessert? Spring / Summer Time :Either Lemon Ice Box Pie or Key Lime Pie. Fall / Winter Time : Hot fruit cobblers and pies or bread pudding

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Is anyone in love right now? Yes ! Most definitely !!

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I admire people who ............................ ...possess tenderness of spirit, sensitivity to the feelings of others, integrity, appreciation of animals and nature, compassion, and the intelligence to see beyond what has been presented to them in their teachings.

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Whats your attitude towards life? Life is the game that must be played.

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What is your favorite snack food? Almonds, Pistachios , Cashews, really good cheese and either red or black grapes.

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Guys, do you still own at least one pair of corduroy trousers (pants or jeans style)? No ! Most definitely not.

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What do you think about a man in a bow tie? I think he's probably the dude who ate paste in school as a kid.

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Take your ab name, spell it backwards, now what is your new ab name? reliuvnU ehT dalV I'll stick with Vlad The Unveiler ;-)

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Will you support the idea of criminalising divorce? NO ! Not in this lifetime !!

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Would you like to take a quiz and post your score? LOL ! I only got 11 out of 15 . I must be going senile .

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What is a famous quote that you can think of? One word frees us Of all the weight and pain in life, That word is Love ~ Socrates ~

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Is it normal for a female dog to hump a male cat? Depends on how many drinks she's had and how smooth the male cat is ;-)

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What is something you would find in a Malt Shoppe? Fat people ;-)

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Would you be supportive if your son/daughter said they wanted to enter porn industry? Honestly... Hell No !!

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What would be the most practical thing to give a homeless person? Right or wrong , I give them money .

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Do you think any one on this earth is smarter than you? I'd say there's a WHOLE BUNCH of people who are smarter than I am !

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What is your fear factor? It says : If there were ghosts, they would be scared of you. You do not believe in fear at all !

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Have you ever cooked food on/in something not intended for cooking? Eg.: Iron, clothes dryer, dishwasher, auto engine, etc. I have cooked in a cast iron skillet sat on top of a propane branding iron burner. Works like a charm !!!! You just have to be careful and not get it too hot.

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If you were locked in a small room for a day and music was playing the whole time, which type of music would you hate to be playing? I have to say rap

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What are all the combinations for a 4 number lock? a buttload of possibilites

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Do you think Democrats and Republicans will ever *somewhat* get along with each other? Yeah sure ... right about the same time the Israelis and the Palestinians are embracing and kissing each other in the streets ;-)

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Have you had a tonsillectomy? Yep! I had my tonsils and adenoids removed when I was 5.

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What would be your choice of automobile if you were to enter a Demolition Derby? My first choice would be a 1964-1968 Chrysler Imperial.. They work very well !! So well in fact that they have been banned from some tracks. My second choice would be a 71-76 GM Full size Station Wagon. They are big and heavy and have leaf springs, tough bumpers and good motors. These too have been banned from some tracks . Like The Chrysler,they work too well sometimes.

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Do you always carry a weapon when going to an unsafe place? Yes ! .... and usually more than one ;-)

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Have you ever come across a YouTube video that you felt others simply must watch? And do you have a link? Here's Two ! One is "Dramatic Chipmunk." The other is an old Donna Summers music Video from 1975. Check out the blonde male dancer , who I refer to as " Leotard Man ." I laugh my ass off every time I see this !! The dance correography is ridiculous !!!

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Have you ever contemplated disappearing and starting again somewhere else? Yes.. The thought has entered my mind before ;-)

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Is love is everything it's cracked up to be? ********************

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What would be a cute name for a miniature pinscher? Taz

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If the doorbell rang and you went to the door to find a tiny little puppy wrapped in a towel with a note saying "love me forever" would you just have to keep it? Yes ! I would keep it and it would be spoiled rotten !!

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Think of a famous Movie and replace one of the words with Sausage...? :) The Texas Sausage Massacre ( The Texas Chainsaw Massacre )

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If your friend was to commit suicide, would you hate them or try to understand what brought them to that point? I would miss them and I would be deeply hurt, but I would never hate them.

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What do you think of a person on AB who has a "+ ratings given" of less than 70%? I think I will try me best to avoid them ;-)

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OK. Let's settle it once and for all. Who was the toughest and smartest of them all; Tarzan, Ramar, or Jungle Jim...(?) Tarzan toughest ! Him talk smart too ;-)

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Are you a "tough guy"? I can be one when I need to be , however, I am a Teddy Bear 98 percent of the time .

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Is huffing gold spray paint classier that huffing the other colors? Only if you huff it from a Neiman Marcus Shopping Bag ;-)

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If you were given a Lamborghini which color would you choose? I'd have to go with Black.

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Dirty-Ninja-Sneaks-Back-In-Quietly is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at the AB Ninja Club for a ninja party in his honour? Congratulations Dirty Ninja !! Awesome Job !!!

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What's your darkest secret? If I told you, I'd have to kill you afterwards ;-)

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Which singer has the most recognizable voice? Rod Stewart

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How did you spend your day? Woke up ... Stumbled to the coffee pot still half asleep ... had two big mugs of coffee and some breakfast... Hit the shower... Got dressed... Drove to my office... Took care of some business I needed to take care of... Made some calls... Had a VERY NICE long lunch ;-) ..... Then I replaced a cooling fan in my desktop computer ( Only cost me $4 dollars to replace ) and now it's...

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Of a national U.S. chain franchise, who had the best submarine sandwiches: Subway, Mr. Sub, Blimpie's, Quiznos, or another? Firehouse Subs beats 'em all !! I love their sandwiches.

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Do you think Madonna still has "it"? Yeah! I'm sure she still has IT, because there is no cure for IT .. Antibiotics won't even phase IT.

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What was the last James Bond movie you watched? Quantum Of Solice ... In fact, I have seen every James Bond movie ever made at least once.

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Today is your glass half full or half empty? Glass ? I don't need no stinkin' glass ! I'm drinkin' straight from the bottle ;-)

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Do you always drink wine from a wine glass? Only when a Dixie Cup is not handy ;-) Just kidding !! Yes ! I always drink wine from a wine glass : )

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Name an Occupation that requires a Horse...? A Farrier

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What's your favorite theme song from a movie, or T.V. Show? The theme songs to Rocky.... Eye Of The Tiger ~ and ~ Gonna Fly Now

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What is your personality and temperament? Sanguine, Melancholy, Choleric, Phlegmatic? Take the test. It says I'm Choleric Melancholy . LOL ! Not so sure about that one .

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Can you tell me the best songs performed with a Saxophone...? Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street has one of of my all time favorite sax solos.

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If everyone in the world walked around with a long face for a week, what could have gone wrong? American Idol was cancelled .

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Can you describe LOVE in 1 word? Tough

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...if you could write your own message on a candy heart...what would it be? I Want You Baby ;-)

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When a guy friend who is normally talkative to you becomes quiet, should you keep trying to get him to talk (if something is bothering him) or just leave him alone until he is ready to talk again? He will talk if and when he is ready. Don't force it !

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Should Nadya Suleman, the recent mother of the octuplets, have her tubes tied? She should have had them tied long ago.

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Are you hard to read? Yes ! I can be very hard to read.

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Can you name something that must be cooked at a fairly precise temperature? any candy or confection ( sugars )

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What never fails to make you roll your eyes? Excess drama

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What industry is evil? The Tobacco Industry

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What unconventional product would you like to see Billy Mays advertise? Dr. Kevorkian's Home Suicide Kit personally demonstrated by Billy Mays

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Name a spice? Nutmeg

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How many of your friends have stabbed you in the back? None !! REAL friends don't do that ! I will say that I've been stabbed in the back by more than a few acquaintances though.

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Those FBI copyright warnings at the beginning of DVD movies and programs, do you ever take the time to read them or do they make you impatient and wish they'd just hurry and move on? I read it maybe the first time or two I ever saw it.... After that I just started fast forwarding it every time.

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Did you get a big chocolate heart this Valentine's Day? Yes ! I did get a heart shaped box of sweets from my Sweetie ;-)

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Sushi is ...................................! Disgusting

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What is your mobilephone brand? Do you like your mobilephone? I have an LG - VX8600 and I have had great luck with it and zero problems . Yes ! I love it !!

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Do you use a handkerchief? No !! I am a Kleenex guy. You use them one time and throw them away. I do not relsih the idea of carrying around a soiled snot rag all day ;-)

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First thing that comes to mind when i say Infinitey...? Space

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What car company's models have won the most Le Mans 24-Hour races? That title goes to Porsche with 15 wins :-)

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What's your guilty pleasure when it comes to ♪ Music ♫...? The original Guns & Roses and AC/DC ...... Cranked UP LOUD !! ;-)

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Nghave you ate breakfast yet? Yes ! I had a breakfast burrito with sausage , egg and cheese and it was gooooooood ! ;-) ..... But.... I burned my tongue : (

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A Well Known song ending with _________ Man...? Iron Man

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Have you ever seen a delorian on the road? I've seen a few of them actually.

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Do you like your name? First, Middle and Last? Yes ,Yes and Yes : )

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Hey I'm a Sage...one of my favorite Herbs!!! Wanna party?? Woo hoo!!! Congratulations DwarfClown !! Awesome Job !!! :-)

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Name something a cowboy would not want to happen in a gun fight? Get shot in the back which dispite what the movies depict, is exactly what happened most of the time in reality.

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Do you still remember what your first fight with your spouse was about? Being that it was close to 20 years ago and most likely over something stupid and totally insignificant.... NO !

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What is the most awesome animal you ever owned? My dogs both past and present.... and for the record... They own me :-)

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Have you spent more then 5 hours at a time on AB? Guilty ;-)

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Are you good at following directions (east, west, etc.), or do you need to have "landmarks" to help you find things? Yes ! I pretty much seem to have a built in compass ;-)

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Today my Heart___________? is filled with love and happiness :-)

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An 18 yr. old kills someone at the request of their lover during a crime. They realize that it was truly stupid & moves away & starts a new life. They haven't been in trouble w/the law & it's been 20 years. Should the FBI search for them & prosecute? Yes ! I think they should be tracked down and prosecuted no matter how many years have elapsed and no matter what their present situation is. If the do the crime, they should have to do the time.

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What color car is the most poplar where you live? White ( regular and pearl), silver , red, black, blue

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Confident? Cocky? Conceited? Which of these 3 "C's" are you? I'd say confident and cocky but at the same time I try to keep it real. If we don't, life has a way of brining us back to reality pretty quickly.

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We have a new top level:"Illuminati", Who else but our friend Firebrand to be the first to reach that mark? Would you join me in congratulating her? Well done FB! : ) Congratulations Firebrand !! Awesome Job !!!

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We have a new top level:"Illuminati", Who else but our friend Firebrand to be the first to reach that mark? Would you join me in congratulating her? Well done FB! : ) Sorry ! Dupe ! Please flag !

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What is your answer to this question? Popsicle ;-)

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Why did Chris Brown beat up Rihanna? Because he's a punk and is in desperate need of a good old fashioned ass whoopin' to set his ass straight.

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What makes a girl a slut? I've heard it said that a slut sleeps with everyone.... A bitch sleeps with everyone but you ;-)

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What is worse: Phelps smoking pot or A-Rod using steriods? Phelps is worse.. he should know better.. A -Rod is just a natural scumbag .. What you see is what you get with him and cannot expect any different.

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Would you sue if someone threw away your bag of sh*t? No !! I'd just sh*t in another bag ;-)

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Whats your favorite bean? It would be a tie between red beans ( pintos ) and navy beans.

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Have you lost friends on AB because of your political views? No! Besides whether on AB or in my personal life, if someone didn't want to be my friend anymore because of my political views, then they were't a real friend in the first place . It would be no great loss.

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Did you read the sunday paper? No ! I cancelled my subscription to the newspaper. I got sick of running over it in the driveway. Besides it's almost just too depressing to read these days.

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If Satan had a postal address what would it be? Lou Cifer 666 Pitchfork Place Hellfire, Hades 66666

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Do you prefer street bikes (ex: Ninjas) or Harley type bikes? I prefer Harley's and Harley clones in cruiser, chopper, and slammer form .

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What is something annoying or rude that people do at a restaurant? I think it is extremely rude when people bring outside food into a restaurant. When I was a kid, I either ate something from the menu at the restaurant I was taken to or I didn't eat.

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What do you think of the music Quentin Tarantino chooses for his movies? I say outstanding. I LOVE his movies ! And they do have the best music !! " Pump it " from Pulp Fiction comes to my mind. ... And... of course the famous dance scene " You Never Can Tell" by Chuck Berry

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Who do you think were the best child actor and best child actress ever? Personally I'd have to go with Ron Howard and Bill Mumy. It's a tie for actor .. As far as actresses go.. Jodie Foster and Shirley Temple come ro mind.

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Do you care if a politician smoked marijuana when he or she was young? It depends... Did he / she inhale ? ;-)

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Have you ever been inside a pyramid Only in Vegas ;-)

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Do you prefer in the bed or wherever the mood strikes you? Whenever the mood strikes ;-)

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Are you putting yourself at more risk by carrying a knife for self defense? A knife should never be shown or displayed to "Threaten" someone with. Do not pull a knife out unless you able and prepared to use it effectively . Otherwise someone may take it away from you and stick it where the sun don't shine ;-) The best knife is the one they NEVER see until they've already been cut. Also remember that a knife will almost always lose to a gun.

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If you were going to be kilt what would be you last words I'm not wearing this damn kilt unless it's Cashmere !!

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What you are looking at...? That piece of toilet paper stuck to the heel of your shoe ;-)

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Do you have a Private Membership to any Club...? No ! I guess I'm just not the "Private Club" type .

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When you reached 40 did you think 'Its all over now'...? No !! I'm 44 and it's FAR from over as far as I'm concerned ;-)

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At what point in your life do you think you'll stop coming on here..? When my gut tells me it's time to move on .

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Who would win in a fight between Jean Claude Vaan Damme and Jackie Chan...? Jackie Chan

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Private Jet or Private Yacht...? I'd have to go with the private jet ;-)

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Which design is your Home Telephone...? Cordless units.

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Which musician do you think of when you hear 'Nashville Sound'? Marty Stewart

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Why should we be friends? Because we both LOVE popsicles ;-)

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Why do some people have to use such BIG words when having a casual conversation? To bore the hell out of just as many people as humanly possible.

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My Fridge/Freezer is quite old and has recently become extremely Noisy...? Is this a sign its on its way out...? It could be the compressor going out. The nosie could also be coming from either the condensor fan motor which can get pretty dirty and make noise. That can usually be cured with a good cleaning. It could also be the evaporator fan motor. I have changed the evaporator motor in ours which only took maybe 20 minutes and it fixed the problem. If it's the compressor, you'd may as well...

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What is the advantage of owning a jeep compared to other vehicles? You get to hear that wonderful constant road and wind noise ;-)

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Is the media trying to destroy Obama? Are you kidding ? He is their Messiah . They worship the ground he walks on.

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If someone said to you, "you are just like your father or mother" would you take that as a compliment or would you be insulted? I'd take that as a great compliment :-)

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What is your favourite thing to have on Toast? Either (clover or orange blossom ) honey

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Is it wrong to stick gum under the desk at work, to save it for later? That is just Ewwwwwww because the last person to use that desk might have wiped a few boogers under there ;-)

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Would you describe a Goth's appearance...? It can range anywhere from sexy and mysterious to downright ridiculous.

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What is your favourite Blondie song? Call Me

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What are your thoughts on aerial hunting of wolves? Makes me really glad I'm not a Wolf ;-)

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◄AB ALERT► Please will you pray for Babycakes' beloved husband Bob, who is fighting for his life right now and is in great need of a miracle. Any and all kind thoughts, good wishes and prayers will be very welcome and greatly appreciated. Thank you. Babycakes, my thoughts and prayers will be with you and Bob.

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Is dang a cuss word? No ! Dang is perfectly acceptable dangit ! :-)

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What should the theme song be for 2012? The Doors ~ "The End "

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The ever upbeat and helpful jas is now a SAGE. Want to join me in giving her some warm congratulations? Congratulations jas !! Awesome Job !!!

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Are you craving any specific foods right now? What are they? Traditional homemade lasagna with greek olives and garlic bread on the side and a nice glass of wine. Ohhhhhhh !!! ... AND freshly grated Parmesan cheese topping the lazagna :-)

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Who is your fave Jewellery Designer? I think Cartier produces some gorgeous watches and beautiful jewelry all the way around.

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Who was the first woman inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? That would be Aretha Franklin : )

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What car company used the motto, "the shape of things to come"? I believe that was Ford's slogan for the Mustang.

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How do you feel about the Jessica Simpson weight gain drama? Let me start by saying I have never really been a Jessica Simpson fan BUT I do think the the media SUCKS ASS for ragging on her about her weight. She looks great to me !!

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Did you tell your family to "pull the plug" if necessary? They have been instructed to hang me upside down from the ceiling like a Piñata and beat me in the head with sticks until my brains spill out on the floor.

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What are skittles made of? Skittles are Unicorn turds.

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Have you ever blacked out and hooked up with a girl/guy who wasn't attractive at all? No ! Never !! .... and I have been pretty damn wasted before .

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Has your typing improved since joining AnswerBag? Yes ! I've gone from totally horrible to just crappy.

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How many Silent letters are in your name? none

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Who has the Best Smile in Hollywood...? I'd have to say Bridget Moynahan .

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Why would doctors feel the need to give a woman, who already has six children, fertility treatments? I'll give you five good reasons ;-) M O N E Y

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The bonfire is ready! What kind of music shall we play for this hippie music fest? Terrapin Station kicks off the fun below: How about some Grateful Dead ;-)

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What voice-male or female is set on your GPS? does it have an accent? I have a Garmin with a female voice, which is fitting because women are always trying to tell us how to drive . The advantage to the Garmin is that I can always hit the mute button when I get tired of hearing it : P

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Have you had your "Oh crap, I wish I hadn't said that" moment today? The real question is. Does a day go by that I don't have an " Oh crap, I wish I hadn't said that " moment ? I have a very bad habit of saying exactly what I think and I wind up putting my foot in my mouth all too often ;-)

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How often do you think to yourself "what was I thinking and why did I do that"? Happens to me AT LEAST once a day ;-)

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How do you react when someone is driving too closely behind you? Depends on what mood I'm in on that particular day. I might calmly move over and let the a$$hole by. I may slow down to a crawl and really make them have a coronary. I may lightly tap the brake or I may just totally stomp the brake pedal into the floorboard.

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If you had to choose to only eat one flavor of ice cream for the rest of your life which flavor would you choose? That would be homemeade vailla ice cream made with all the good fattening stuff ;-)

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On a average; how long after you get P'issed off does it take you to cool down? Ten minutes, Ten hours, Ten months, or a Decade? It just depends on who pissed me off and what it's over. It can range anywhere from just a few minutes all the way to " Hell freezing over a million times" before I forgive them and I would be just as pissed then as I was at the beginning.. Maybe even more pissed !!

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Can you have an ex fiance'? Isn't that just an ex boyfriend or girlfriend if you don't get married? Isn't a fiance someone you are going to get married to so if you don't does that title still hold? Just wondering. Nope! If the marriage never happened, they are just an ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend.

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When was the last time...you felt THE pinch? Today when I paid some property taxes : (

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What are some good low carb side dishes? Caulifower ( Faux ) Mashed Potatoes ... Yummy !! http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/489/Faux_Mashed_Potatoes42163.shtml

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Mrs Cleaver has become a maestro. Who would like to join me at a Leave it to Beaver party in her honour? Congratulations Mrs. Cleaver !! Awesome Job !!!

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Stargater has finally made Sage and very well deserved would you join me in a warping Congratulations? Well done Stargater . Congratulations Stargater !! Great Job !!!

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What color jellybean is your favorite? That would be a three way tie between red, blue and orange as far as regular jellybeans go.

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Can someone tell me what the hell is going on with the size of ice cream containers these days? Use to be a half gallon then less, then today I noticed they are slightly larger than a Ben & Jerry's container. Aaawwwww! I agree .. They are really getting stingy with the ice cream. Some day it will come packed in a thimble ;-)

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Do you get all giddy went a certain answerbag user comes online? You betchya I do !! :-)

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If you witnessed an elderly lady getting her purse snatched, would you try to chase the guy down to get the purse back? Yes I would and have chased and tackled a theif ;-)

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He who laughs last...? He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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Do you get nervous when you're lost and suddenly somebody is pickin a Banjo in the background? No !! I'd join in with a pocket comb and tissue paper and we'd just have a good old-fashioned hoedown ;-)

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When you give someone the middle finger, do you use your left or right hand? Primarily the right but I have given them a double shot with both.

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What's your favourite weird sandwich/toast combination? Mine's peanut butter and honey :) Peanut butter and spicy dill pickle slices.

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Will you Please help me Congratulate our newest GURU, the Sexy & Smart, Little Miss Dangerous? Congratulations Little Miss Dangerous !! Awesome Job !!!

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ANY THING YOU WANT! I'm making a rather LARGE pizza and wonder what goes on it to please your pallet? Pepperoni, Sausage, black olives, onion, jalapenos,and sun dried tomato.

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What would you do if your partner refuses to sleep with you,but you know they have slept with their ex partners? I'd get a brand new partner.

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What do you do with a three dollar hooker? Absolutely NOTHING !! Avoid her like the plague !

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What do your cookie eating habits reveal about your personality? You Are Traditional and Dependable You are optimistic, friendly, and cheerful. People appreciate the hopefulness and good vibes you bring to any situation. You are a very creative and innovative person. You dream big and rarely do something the same way twice. You're easy going and easy to be around. You aren't picky or high maintenance. You seek security in your life....

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Whats it like doing a french kiss? Nice

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I have not eaten a donut since 1987...the craving is catching up to me. What donut would you suggest? The best I've ever had was a Tres Leches doughnut .

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Hows the Air in your Nether Regions...? As fresh as a Spring morning after a rainfall ; )

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What would you say if your lover whipped out a vacuum cleaner to assist in oral sex? WOW !! I just remembered someplace I've gotta be... I gotta run ! Bye !!!

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Does the women in the progressive insurance commercials annoy you too? No !! Actually I think the actress Stephanie Courtney who plays "Flo" in those commercials does a fantastic job. She makes the commercials very funny and cute in my opinion. On the flip side of the coin though, The Geico Gecko gets on my very last nerve !! I HATE those commercials !!! I suppose it's just a matter of personal preference.

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What is your Birthday color? Enter your Birth Month & Day at http://www.colorstrology.com/ and post in your answer. (Mine is Basil) Mine is Cactus

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What's the best brand of root beer out there? I really like Stewart's root beer.

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If you were in Bush's shoes now, what would you be doing? I'd be breathing a sigh of relief.

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Are there any freshwater jellyfish? No.. Not really, but there is a species (Craspedacusta sowerbyi) that looks like a jellyfish, reproduces like a jellyfish and is known as a "freshwater jellyfish." The Craspedacusta sowerbyi originates from the Amazon area in South America but can today be found on all continents.

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What would you name your planet? Continent? Country? City? Street? If you owned it all. Orgasmania

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Can someone verify for me if p(x)=x^2-2x+4 is a real number? Nope ! It's just an illusion .

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How often would you eat fish? If I was stranded on an island somewhere and that was the only thing available, I guess I'd have to eat it as often as I could catch it to survive... Being that I'm NOT stranded on an island, and am not crazy about fish.. I RARELY eat it.

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Do you look at other people's fingernails? Yes I do ! Nasty unkept dirty fingernails display a lack of pride in one's self.

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How French are you? Not at all

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Cheese Cake or Chocolate Cake? I'll take chocolate with extra chocolate please :-)

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Have you ever felt like you were on the Outside Looking in? Only when I forgot my house key.

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If your freind is fighting will you get into fight? If need be ... You can bet your ass !

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What's this weapon's name, Private Pyle? I don't know but some thing tells me " I'm in a world of sh@t." ;-)

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Who was the first Mexican actress to be nominated for an Academy Award? Katy Jurado for her role in Broken Lance

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I LOVE YOU ALLLLLL!!! All billions and billions of you. I have made it to SAGE! (in 25 days) I thank all of you for answering all of my questions. I love coming on here and chatting with some new found friends. So what do you think of me? Be honest...LOL I think you are Awesome NUNYA ! Congratulations on your Sagedom ! Great Job my friend !!

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Your house is on fire and you have just enough time to grab "1" thing, excluding pets and humans...what is the ONE thing you want? Remember NOT HUMANS OR PETS! Assuming this would happen in the middle of the night, being woke up by a smoke alarm, I would grab my jeans. I wouldn't want to wind up standing outside butt naked. If it was during the daytime, and I was already dressed. I would grab my wallet containing my I.D. , credit cards , & cash.

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A big juicy steak, a nice size portion of sea food, (lobster, crab etc) or chicken, Which one would you prefer and why? (4 U KayJ LOL) Steak steak and more steak please ;-) I LOVE it and could never ever get sick of it.

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Is there a "motto" for where you live? What is it? Friendship

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Hey do you want to congratulate me? I am a Maestro!!! Congratulations on your Maestrohood Xsicajess ! Great Job !!! : )

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Imagine you are dating the hottest woman (or man) on the planet (We're talking top 1% in terms of looks, personality, intelligence, etc.). What one thing can he or she say that would cause you to break it off right there and then? She'd say... "Damnit !! My balls itch !"

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Could you marry someone that didn't like Dogs? NEVER !!!

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What's your favorite corn? Creamed, on the cob or canned corn? Corn on the cob is my absolute favorite !

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Is there a part of you (personality or otherwise) that scares even you? Yes

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Scrappyisaspoiledchi in a COAT has just joined us in the Guru Union. As the Union Rep of the Guru Union I would like to officially welcome her. Would anyone like to join me in my welcome? Congratulations Scrappyisaspoiledchi !! AWESOME Job !!! :-)

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What celebrity do you think is an all around, bitter, nasty person? That would have to be a three way tie between Rosie O'Donnell , Joy Behar and Bill Maher.

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Do you live in tundra? No .. but I am seriously considering buying one in bright red with custom wheels.

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Could you watch a Post Mortem? Yes.. Just as long as it wasn't someone I knew and was close to.

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2008 Best Song is? Leona Lewis 'Bleeding Love' Here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-ctIC65PV0 Sorry but embedding has been disabled.

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I Think this is The BEST TV Commercial EVER! What do you think...? I Love It !!!!!!!!!!

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Oh My!! Look at the Time! ....shouldnt you be Going....? Why do I get the feeling you're trying to get rid of me ? : P

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Are You That Perfect? No !! Far from it, but I know how to have fun ;-)

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Do you lick your Burger wrapper? Yes I have ! .. Most especially if there's melted cheese all over it.

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Do you prefer to be woken up slow and gentle or shaken? I prefer to be woken up slow and gentle... I am NOT a morning person at all !! In fact, I should have a sign on me that reads as follows..... WARNING !! Do Not Shake !!! Doing so may be very hazardous to your health and well being !!!!

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If you see somebody going to an "Out of Order" ATM do you tell them or let them waste the trip? I would and have let them know.

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If you just bombed the public toilet, and another person comes in do you tell them, "It smelled like that when I got here"? I just walk out quietly . They are entering at their own risk and if they aren't wearing a gas mask, it's their problem.

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Other than cheating, what would make you instantly end a relationship? Finding out they are a serial killer .

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Can you name an occupation that starts with the first letter of your name? (user name or real name, you choose) Mine would be "Cook." Genealogist or Gynecologist Both are actually very closely related professions.... A Genealogist looks up your family tree and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush ;-)

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Are these free? Yes they are, BUT there is a small handling fee of only $ 9.95 ;-)

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What would be the worst things to juggle with? Seven Angry Badgers

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Love has no _________What? Boundaries

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When they say "you can't", what do you say? Wanna bet ?

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Barcaluv 67 for his ascension to Swami? Congratulations Barcaluv !! Awesome job !!!

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What is up with Amy Winehouse's eye makeup? Does she have a house painter spray it on everyday? Yes she does .... not just a normal house painter , but a VERY DRUNK and unskilled house painter !

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What child star grew up and surprised you with their outcome? Soleil Moon Frye ( Punky Brewster Actress ) I think she grew up quite nicely ;-)

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What is your favorite term of endearment? This is an easy one.... Baby :-)

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If someone posted a request to give him points, would you ? would you DR ? why? No !! I would not give them points nor would I downrate them... In the first place it is against the rules to ask for points and in the second place... well... It's just plain pathetic .

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Would anyone like to join me in congratulating Colt for reaching Sage level? Congratulations Colt !! Great Job !!!

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My life penguin, gtravels, has made that long climb to Genius! Who would like to join me in congratulating her? Congratulations Gtravels !! Super Awesome Job !!!

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In your opinion, who were the greatest entertainers,---one male, one female? As far as musical entertainers go..... Male : Elvis Presley Female : Mariah Carey

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What animal would best represent Barack Obama? A Skunk

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Could you explain why the single most important activity that promotes and preserves us as a species is often being perceived as dirty and perverted? (yes, I'm talking about sex!) I think it's just the way many people are raised and taught ( from early childhood ) that sex is something dirty or perverted and unfortunately they choose to remain closed minded and wind up being very screwed up for life. It's just sad !

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If someone gave you $1,000,000 and said you had to give it away, who would you give it to and how would you give it (eg. cash, event, gifts, etc.)? My two would be St. Jude Children's Research Hospital ~ AND ~ the Make-A-Wish Foundation . I would donate it in cash.

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What would you do if you found a genies lamp with a hot genie of the opposite gender inside? Well... my very first wish would be for unlimited wishes... Then the REAL fun would begin ;-)

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What would you do if your best freind was an alien? I would continue to be their friend, keep their secret and try to learn all from them that I could.

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Are you proud of your Neighbourhood? Yes... I have one neighbor who is an inconsiderate little A -Hole, but other than that , it's a GREAT neighborhood with really nice people .

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Are love handles sexy on a girl? Huge or obese ? NO! .. but I do like a little bit of tummy, hips and derriere on a woman . I'm definitely NOT a fan of the female bodybuilder type. I prefer a woman with some meat on her and a soft feminine curvy body . Think Marilyn Monroe , Jayne Mansfield or even Anna Nicole Smith when she was the Guess Jeans model.

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My GF told me my profession isn't good enough for her and I should go back to school what would you say back to her? well.... F**K OFF comes to mind !

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Why do most people kiss with their eyes closed? Do you? Yes ! I kiss with my eyes closed because to do otherwise is just plain creepy.

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Have you ever had a black eye? Yes I have .

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Who sings the song, "I feel pretty, oh, so pretty, and witty...."? Clay Aiken ? ;-)

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Did anyone like the movie Castaway? Loved It !!!

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Have you ever used a "how to" or self-improvement book with any success? Yes ! They are great for getting the fireplace started..... most especially if soaked in Kerosene.

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What song is stuck in your head right now? Wicked Game ~ By : HIM Their version ROCKS !!!!!!!

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Do you like to eat raw cookie dough? Yes I do !! It is one of my very favorite things .

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What museum is closest to your home, and how many times have you gone? The closest museum to my home is the Dallas Museum of Art , which is about 25 miles +/- away. I have been maybe a dozen times and will be going again soon to see the Tut Exhibit.

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Who thought "Tombstone" was a good movie? I thought it was an AWESOME movie !! I love it and have seen it many times .

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How many mobile phones have you lost or broken in your lifetime? Lost one down a storm drain. Lost one down a toilet (I left it right where it landed. ) I have destroyed two by my own hand , and accidentally backed over one with my truck.

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How do you handle people that wont admit when they are wrong? I don't waste my time tring to "handle them." I ignore them and then they just simply cease to exist to me .

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Hey !!!! Wake up !!!!! ;-)

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What is your favourite type of bread? The green kind with pictures of old dead Presidents on the front.

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How do you say please in german? Bitte ( used when asking for something )

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I suddenly am having trouble hearing out of my right ear. I can still hear, but its very muffled. I am going to see a doctor on Monday, but does anyone know what it could be? (Just to ease my peace of mind until then.) I am just now getting over an ear infection and I had the same symptoms as you are experiencing. You may not have an infection though.. It could be fluid or ear wax build up. You should go to the doctor and have it checked.

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Is there any movie that rocked you to the core but you could never watch again? Saving Private Ryan

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Do you ever tell just say maybe we can do lunch sometime and not really mean it just to blow someone off? No !!! The only time I say that is if I mean it... Otherwise I just say , Take Care , Later, Goodbye, or Nothing at all.

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Do you think your eyeball would be tasty? Apparently this guy did. See Link. I wonder if he at least put salt & pepper and a little Tabasco on it first ?

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My word is "Love"! What is your word? (See Link) Your Word is "Fearless" You see life as your one chance to experience everything, and you just go for it! You believe the biggest risk is being afraid and missing out on something amazing. Sometimes your fearlessness means you're daring. You enjoy risky activities. And sometimes your fearlessness means you're courageous. You're brave enough to do the right...

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Which do you prefer soda in a can or a fountain drink? If given the choice, I'd prefer an ice cold sweet fountain drink over ice in a glass.

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Do you like rooms with high ceilings? We have high ceilings and while I like the look of them , it is a pain in the ass to change light bulbs and it is expensive to heat and cool .

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How can I make my butt look bigger? Besides squats and other excersizes? Eat at McDonald's every day ... That should do the trick ! Within six months , your butt will be big enough to have it's very own zip code ;-)

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Have you ever been a friend or colleague of someone who turned out to be a notorious criminal? No ! I do not hang with thugs ;-)

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I would rather eat hummus because ... ___________? ... the only other thing available on this desert island is sand and rocks.

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What would be the worst thing a waiter could do? Blow the foam off your beer with a fart.

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What do you think of a man who can smile his way through life, financially supporting anything and everything he has interest in, yet refuses to contribute even one dollar a year to the care and upkeep of his own little girl? I'd say he's an irresponsible , self absorbed PRICK who's not really a man at all.

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How do you respond: Fight or Flight? (Take the quiz) Your Response is: Stay Calm You don't have much of a fight or flight response. In fact, you rather do neither. You don't like getting worked up. You are able to approach most threats calmly and rationally. You don't let your emotions get the best of you!

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What shouldn't you write on a Valentine's card? Roses are Red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Violets are blue. ****** Or this one ******* If life was an oyster You'd be the slimy clam If life was the internet You'd be the stupid spam If life was an ocean You'd be the oil spill If my life was to be with you I'd be writing my will

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When you're angry, do you play loud music? Yes !! I listen to Rock / Metal loud anyway, but most especially when / if I am angry.

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What is your favorite pizza topping if you can have as many things as you want on it? Pepperoni, sausage, onion, hamburger, black olives, jalapeno peppers, extra cheese, on thin crust and not too much red sauce ;-) Needless to say , I don't eat pizza that often because of the fat and calories... When I do have it on rare occasions, I go all out.

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Can you catch me off guard by saying something completely random? The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

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Do you have a favorite cartoon character that you still enjoy watching as an adult? I have several favorites, but I especially love Yosemite Sam.

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Name 1 thing that is better than sex? I'm sorry, but I can't think of anything better than sex except for Fantastic Sex and lots of it ;-)

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What have you noticed about yourself, as you get older? I am losing my patience for stupid and / or rude people, and I take less and less crap from people as time goes on.

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What would make ballet more exciting? Full nudity and gratuitous sex ;-)

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What was Lily Munster's maiden name? Dracula

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Who am I? Im a huge pop star,and I molest boys. M.J. ...... Is that you?

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What should not be given as a gift? STD's

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What are your thoughts concerning the "man" who killed his 2 1/2 year old son to keep from paying child support? I hope he becomes the designated "Prison Prom Queen" during his stay .

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What have you done to make your house zombie proof? I have a sign in the front yard that reads : ZOMBIE PARTY NEXT DOOR < -----------------

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If you use boot/shoe polish what kind do you prefer?, some are paste, others are dab-on quick dry. I use Kiwi colored paste for scuff touch up followed by Bick 4 leather conditioner / balm over the entire boot or shoe.

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If you had an intruder in your home, would you warn him to leave or just shoot him with no warning? I'll put it this way... An intruder is not going to leave alive and breathing if I catch them my home , and the only story told in the end will be mine. Would I warn them ? Sure I would ;-)

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Who does the voice inside your mind sound like? Like this ;-)

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Will you be going some place to Celebrate or are you staying at home tonight? We will go to dinner at a really great Mexican place, then we will come home and watch a movie and I will make some awesome margaritas. I have two bottles of Patron just for the occasion ;-)

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I am wearing a Royal blue shirt with black trimm on the neck line with some black capris and black shoes. my accessories are also black. I just don't know what nail color would go with the outfit. HELP French manicure ! Elegant and stylish for ANY occasion .

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What wouldn't Mikey eat? Boogers ! Oh.. Wait... Maybe he would !!

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Whats your favorite Alan Jackson song? (Post a video, if you can , please !) One of my favorites is "Like Red On A Rose." Unfortunately the embedding has been disabled on this video, so here is a link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBVG7qNq6Ww

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Which do you like best: Stainless Steel, White, Black or the built-in cabinet look for kitchen appliances? I prefer Stainless Steel appliances.

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Who's hotter: Penelope Cruz or Paz Vega? Of the two choices , I'd have to say Paz Vega.

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What is your favorite Kevin Spacey movie? I have to go with American Beauty Misstarrie. He was awesome in that one !! I also loved the movie 21 .

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Will you join me in a very Happy Birthday wish to Jade? Happy Birthday Jade !! I hope you have a most AWESOME day !!!

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What do you say: jungle gym or monkey bars? Monkey bars

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If you could choose to be one body part of any celebrity for one day, who and what would it be? Why? I wish I had Daniel Craig's eyes .

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What is the sloping part of a horse's foot between the fetlock and the hoof? That would be the Pastern

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Guys: Do you like a woman to have a large soft ass, muscular ass, average ass, or flat ass? Large soft thighs, Average thighs, Muscular thighs, skinny thighs? What are you perfect measurements for women? Are you attracted to the woman in the video? I prefer soft, very feminine and curvy.

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Is marijuana the best thing ever? Actually I would place that at or near the very bottom of the list.

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Do you think that most people who are judgmental just look at themselves as being highly opinionated? I'm really not sure how they view themselves , but many times I find them to be arrogant, condescending a$$holes who should concentrate their time and efforts on their own faults and personal demons instead of trying to "Fix " everyone around them.

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What would be a really bad name for a stripper? Lil' Stinky

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How can I install a stripper pole in my bedroom that won't be obvious when certain guests are over? Paint it brown and hang some branches and leaves on it and tell people it's a rare species of a Ficus Tree.

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What's a good place (store or online) to buy cheap lingerie that looks sexy? You might try Fredericks Of Hollywood http://www.fredericks.com/Default.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1

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Do you think it is wise to display emblems/stickers and such on your car that indicate your sexual orientation, religion or political preference? Probably not .... There are a lot of nutbags in the world who are only too happy to vandalize someones vehicle or take their hate out on people in other ways. Publicly advertising your sexual or political prefereces could make you a target.

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Does Vince from "Sham Wow" fame have a disease that makes one of his eyes look squinty? No !! That's just one of the nasty side effects of Meth .

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Would anyone else like to congratuale Mrs. Cleaver for making it to Sage? Congratulations Mrs. Cleaver !! Awesome Job !!!

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What is the time where you live? 10:06 A.M CST

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Would you marry someone twice your age? Would I marry an 88 year old woman ? That's an easy one..... NO !!!

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What's the nicest way to tell someone to PISS OFF? How about you go play a game of "Hide and Go F@ck Yourself" ??!! ;-)

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What is the wildest hair color you've ever seen? Probably the wildest hair color I've ever seen on a person was bright lime green.

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My friend Biggesfour has just reached the level Maestro, would you help me congratulate him? Congratulations Biggesfour !! Awesome Job !!!

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Is the heater on in your house right now? Yes !!! It's colder than a well digger's @$$ here !

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Shouldn't someone tell Donald Trump that there is a deceased racoon on his head? Yes they should !!! ...and he'd better sure wear a bunch of hunter's orange if he ever goes walking in the woods. His head could easily be mistaken for a coon or a squirrel by hunters.

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Do you think having one of those stickers on the back of your automobile that you got from donating to some sort of law enforcement support fund will keep you from getting a citation? It sure couldn't hurt.... I bet it would work better than this one ;-)

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Does Santa ride through your town on a fire truck the weekend before Christmas? No .... Santa cruises through our town these days on a really BOSS chromed out Harley Fat Boy.

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Have you ever had a Christmas where "Santa" didn't bring you any presents? Why? Yes !! One year Santa left me a sack of coal and took a big dump down my chimney... Guess I was a real bad boy that year ;-)

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Do you like this new song by Alan Jackson? Its called "Country Boy" ( video link included...) Love it !! Of course I'm a fan of all Alan Jackson's work and I just happen to be a country boy too ;-)

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What is the Christmas treat that you must have every year? My Mom's homemade pumpkin pie and her fudge... Yummy !!!!!! :-)

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Firebrand has just crossed 400,000 points...!!! What a great achievement...!!! Why don't we join in congratulating the great ABer? Congratulations Firebrand ! What an AWESOME achievement !! Well Done !!!!

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Do you get Suspicious if someone suddenly starts being unusually Nice to you? Yes !! I can smell a rat a mile away .

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When is the right time for your s/o to leave you alone? When I've had enough !

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My stepdaughter continually is abusing drugs, hubby wants her to stay with us during Christmas so I want her to submit to a drug test but he disagrees, am I being out of line by asking for this in light of her recent drug use? I think you are completely justified in your wanting her to take a drug test !! (A) It's YOUR house too !! (B) Having a drug user/addict in the house could very well endanger the safety of the other children and yourselves!! (C) A big part of the reason she is STILL using drugs may be that her father has chosen to stick his head in the sand and ignore the problem...

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Great songs really get your spirits up. Who else really enjoys this one?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmH61C8cmG8 Reminds me of the good old days! :-)

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How about this one for a change of pace??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54XRNQ2C2x0 Awesome ! Very nice change of pace indeed !! I love Tina Turner !!! ;-)

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What is a great perfume for a woman? (looking for something young and seductive) I love the scent of Juicy Couture ~and~ Viva la Juicy. Both smell absolutely wonderful !!!

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I do not often ask these (this is my 3rd or so) but my Lady Keysha just made Maestro. Would anyone care to offer her congratulations? Congratulations Keysha !! Awesome Job !!!

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Guys: would you rather have a skinny, average, or curvy girl? I prefer curvy ;-)

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People often criticize mother-in-laws, but what about father-in-laws? LOL It's the opposite with me. My mother in law is a sweetheart and a first class human being while my father in law tends to be a f**king a$$hole !!

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What just happened?!? (you can make something up) ;-) Santa was just busted by the vice squad for pimpin' Ho Ho Ho's ! ;-)

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What do you like to put on your fries/chips? I usually put ketchup on them of course but I also like "Huy Fong Sriracha HOT Chili Sauce" (The one with the rooster).It adds a great flavor and is deliciously hot.

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I'll take _____ for $500 Alex? Victoria's Naughty Little Secret

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What's your least favorite holiday food? Green Bean Casserole ! YUCK !!! : (

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What do you do when you cannot stand a blood relation of yours? As bad as it may sound..... I avoid them like the plague.

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Can you tell me some phrases from your country or even if you are in the United States that you think are rare and only for your area/country? What is the phrase? Texas Slang ************************************************************* Frog sticker - knife Busier than a one legged man in a butt-kickin' contest - very busy Call the dogs and piss on the fire - let's go The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving Not overly-intelligent As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party (self-explanatory) Tighter than bark...

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You Can Leave Your Hat On has become a guru. Who would like to join me in a fancy hat party in her honour? Congratulations, You Can Leave Your Hat On !! Awesome job !!!

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Eggnog is delicious! Who agrees? I LOVE it !!!

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In the movie 'A Christmas Story', who sponsored the contest that Ralphie's father won the leg lamp? He entered a newspaper trivia contest , that wanted to to know the name of The Lone Ranger's nephew's horse ( Victor ) ,of which Ralphie's Mom supplied the answer.

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Tjoebaxter has just become a guru. Who would like to join me at the Sillyville club for a surprise banana party in her honour? Congratulations Tjoe !! Awesome job !!!!

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How will O.J. Simpson be remembered, as a great football player or a criminal? As a thung, a criminal and a murderer.

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Do you say sexually transmitted disease (STD) or venereal disease (VD)? I've always said Venereal Disease ( VD ) or just a simple "Ewwwwww" for short.

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Do you have a septic tank nightmare to share? Yes ! We have an Aerobic septic system and it is an ongoing nightmare. It's ALWAYS something with the damned thing. Finding a competent and dependable service person is another nightmare all it's own. And... even though it's "Aerobic" you STILL have to get them pumped out periodically and there is a risk of tank collapse every time it's pumped out if you have...

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There is "Beware of _____" sign on my front gate? Never mind the dog... Beware of the owner !!

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What thing would come handy to defend yourself , in case you needed to? A .45 Auto works extremely well !

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What is the largest breed of rabbit? The Playboy Bunny

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Why do women throw their underpants at Tom Jones? Also, are these extra panties or are they supposed to remove the ones they are wearing to his show? To see if they "Stick" ? ;-)

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If a Nuclear War broke out..would you run and try to hide or would you just face the fact that it is over? I would just face it. I would not want to live in a world like that anyway. Sometimes Death can be merciful.

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How to id a 1974 olds block Facing the front of the engine, at the top surface of the timing chain area, to the left of the oil fill tube, there is a code about 1.5" high followed by the casting number. A letter indicates a big block, a number indicates a small block. Here's a site you might find helpful. http://www.442.com/oldsfaq/ofblk.htm#INDEX%201964%20-%201990%20BlocksBB%20block%20identification

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Would you like to join me in congratulating our rose, roserose100, in becoming a Sage? Congratulations roserose !! Awesome Job !!!!

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Is your inner voice naughty or nice? My inner voice is very very naughty .

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What is your favorite song from the 80's? u can only pick one. :D Guns & Roses ~ Sweet Child O' Mine

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Is anyone else tired of the trend of all white Christmas lights? I really miss the colored lights everywhere. Yes !!! I cannot stand all white Christmas lights !! I LOVE an "Old fashioned" Christmas with multi colored lights. Unfortunately it's almost impossible to find a pre-lit artificial tree in multi color now. We had to search and search until we found one.

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I'm Nurse Shagswell!! My pimp hand is strong!! Whats your Pimp name? (see link) Long Dong Dynamite My pimp hand is strong .

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The AB Drive In is now open! This week how about a Friday FUN Fest? Will you share clips of movies that you had fun with? Any genre. We have Encino Man to kick things off: I'd have to say Rocky Horror Picture Show for the audience participation part of it and for just sheer weirdness .

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What’s the worst cologne/perfume you’ve used? The absolute worst I've ever tried was Drakkar Noir . In Fact , I had a severe allergic reaction to it .

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Whats your Vampire name? (see link) It says Augustus of Babylon but I think I'll Stick with Vlad The Unveiler.

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Which car symbolises wealth and success? (pictures welcomed) The Koenigsegg CCXR and The Ferrari 599 GTB

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Would you ever live with a former romantic partner after the breakup? (See article) Not just plain old every day regular no, but.... HELL NO !!!!

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What flavor popsickle are you? http://www.blogthings.com/whatflavorpopsicleareyouquiz/ I'm a Blueberry Flavored Popsicle !! You are a very unusual person. For you, summer is all about adventure and travel. You are brilliant and bright. Your mind is always sharp and working at full capacity. You seek out new and different experiences. You get bored very easily. You are very creative. Of all of the types, you're the most likely to invent a new popsicle.

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Our friend CaptainHarley is now a Maestro!!! Would you all join me in congratulating him on this fine accomplishment and his great contributions to AB? Congratulations CaptainHarley ! Great Job !!!

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Which type person are you, 1. Go with the heart? 2. Go with what your head is telling you? I go with a mixture of both ;-)

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If you were a Fortune Cookie, what would your message say? How do you keep a moron in suspense? ;-)

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If you were given the "Eternal youth" pill, would you swallow it? and why? I would swallow it on one condition... Only if everyone I love and care about swallows one too.

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How do I let my fiance know that he has a severe body odor problem? He has underarm odor, bad breath and a foul odor in his genital area. Be honest... Just say... You stink ! Lose the funk or hit the road !!!!

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What's your favorite exercise? Hack Squats & Leg Presses on a hip sled .

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I will survive, in my ________...? Bulletproof Underwear

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What do you think about people who wear glasses? I think they can actually look pretty sexy on a woman .

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The beautiful and intelligent Miss Anubis Has made it to the level of Guru. would you like to congratulate her on doing such a great job? Congratulations Miss Anubis ! Awesome Job !!!

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I just want to apologize for stepping on your toes today..it was Black Friday. You do understand..right? Awwww.... That's O.K. ....and I'd like to apologize to you for putting that "Kick Me" sign on your back ;-)

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What is the nickname of Honolulu, Hawaii? The Big Island

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My neighbors piss me off because they are always_____________? inconsiderate obnoxious douhcebags !!

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Miley Cyrus cute or butt ugly or somewhere inbetween? I think she looks like a Carp with a mouth full of Chicklets.

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How do you Doodle? I Doodle from my Noodle

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Do you want to find out what your slogan could be? Go here: Vlad keeps going, and going, and going.

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Would you like to listen to some Waylon Jennings? Yes I would Terry ! Great choice on your Video too !! ;-)

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Have you ever done something stupid just to impress someone? Yes !! Too many times in fact while growing up . One time in particular sticks out in my mind when I broke my arm in two places after jumping a ramp on a bike and flying 3/4 the length of a house and landing upside down trying to impress the girl next door. Yes !! I was a real dufus !!!!

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Is it Yee Haw or Y'all? For me it's Y'all ... and I want to wish Y'all a very happy Thanksgiving ! ;-)

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What do you think about people congratulating themselves when they reach a new level on AB? Tacky or acceptable? It's sickening ! When I see people do that, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

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Doesn't Linda Hogan look like a retired stripper? No !! Most retired strippers look classier than her ;-)

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What song do you like which you just HAVE to pump up the volume to? Guns & Roses~ Sweet Child O' Mine And AC/DC~ Rock & Roll Train

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Do you ever use a vinegar and water mix to clean your bathroom? I have used that mixture to clean the glass light fixture globes and the mirrors but thats about it. We use disinfectant cleaners on everything else.

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Is there a medical term for "front-butt"/"butt in the front"? I think that's called a Foopah .. The real question is.. How do they clean it?

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When scampering off alone into the woods, one should always be careful of what? Violent two legged animals . http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-06-25-forest-service_x.htm

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The most annoying song from the 70s? King Kong and Disco Duck have to be two of the most annoying songs of all time .

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If you had to choose one car from the 1950s, which car do you consider as being a thing of beauty? One of my personal favorites is the 1957 Thunderbird.

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Guys, Do you like romantic women? You Betchya !

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How do you politely tell someone you are tired of their complaining? Shaddup !!!!

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Where's the worst place to call out, "Group hug!"? In a room full of lepers.

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Who's your favorite crime fighter? This guy !!

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How does Scooby Doo and the gang have enough money to travel the country and solve mysteries for free? They have no jobs, and would appear to be hippies. They've gotta be dealing in Wacky Tobaccy ;-)

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Damn you. Damn you to hell. Heaven doesn't want me And Hell is afraid I'll take over .

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Chicken with______________? Artichoke hearts

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How do you put it nicely to your ex that you will no longer be there toy? i want a good way, a smart ass way to say it.... The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: "Stink, Stank, Stunk!".......... Now.. F@CK OFF !!

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Worst reality show idea? STD House Party

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What's the most romantic movie theme song? I'll go with Aerosmith's "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" from the movie Armageddon.

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If you had to pick either a fork or spoon to use as your only eating utensil for the rest of your life, which would you choose? (Please no cheating...you can't pick spork) :) I'll say a fork, because if push came to shove, even as uncivilized as it may seem, I can always pick a bowl up and drink liquid from it . Try doing that with spaghetti ;-)

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Who is your favorite famous person named John? John Belushi and John Candy were two of my all time favorite Johns.

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Do you like anchovies on your pizza? No!! Definitely not !!!! I hate anchovies and if one has even touched a piece of food at all and even if it has been picked off, I can still taste it and will not eat that food. An anchovie to me, is like Kryptonite to Superman.

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Our friend POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT has reached the Guru Level! Would you give me a hand in congratulating him? Well done, Officer! Congratulations Police !!! Awesome job !!!!

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Is your heart half full or half empty? Right now my heart so full it runneth over and I'm loving every minute of it .

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Fill in the blank please? "I am _________" really daydreaming today ;-)

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When you were little did you believe in the Boogie Man? Yes !!! ..and here he is !!

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What handgun is capable of stopping a bear? The 500 Smith & Wesson magnum is very capable of stopping a bear.

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What's your fav flavor or popsicle? It's a tie between red and blue.

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How do you keep kids from drawing on the walls? Duct tape their little arms to their sides !

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Hi Billy Mays here and this is the ______. "Stuff a sock in Billy Mays mouth kit"

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Gents. Have you ever looked at a ladies bottom and thought 'That could tell some stories if it could talk'? Yes I have ! I think there are "Bottoms" that would tell red hot erotic sex stories and others that would tell horror stories.

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Do you put dried fruit in your oatmeal or porridge? Yes ... I prefer raisins , brown sugar and a little butter added to my oatmeal.

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Are you a black or white person or is there ever a grey area anywhere? I've spend most of my life without the grey area but as I've matured I'm come to find out that life is better with the grey are, There should be compromise What do you think? None of the above .. I live in vibrant color :-)

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We have a new Community Leader! Who would like to help me welcome Barcaluv 67 to his new role on AB? Well done :) Congratulations Barcaluv ! The AB staff made an excellent choice and I know you will do a fine job !!

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When was the last time you had a $50 bill in your hand? Last week I had a couple of $50's in my wallet. The operative word here is HAD : (

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Come on take a little walk with me, baby, and tell me who do you love? Or at least whose version of this song you like best :) I think The Woolies did a pretty groovy version of this song.

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When would be a good time to "overhaul" your appearance? When even the dog gets sick every time it looks at you .

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It's time to celebrate! Lori K is AB's newest Sage. Who would like to help me celebrate this awesome event? Congratulations Lori K !! Awesome Job !!!!

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Are you ____________? Sh@tting me ?

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So what do I have to say to get your attention? Popsicle ?

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Who would like to join me in wishing our dear friend Perfectly Flawed a Perfectly Fabulous Birthday? Happy Birthday ! I hope you have a most AWESOME one !! I baked you a cake :-)

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Is there anything attracting about a woman who smokes cigars? No matter how physically attractive she was , the cigar smoking would be THE dealbreaker ... I find it disgusting !

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I am 32 and dont know how to drive. How old were you when you learned? I first started driving on the farm and on country roads when I was twelve. I could back a long gooseneck cattle trailer or equipment trailer by the time I was 13.

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Today is the lovely and amazing Andy Ninja’s birthday!! Who would like to join me in celebrating this very special day for a very special woman? Drinks are on me!! Happy Birthday Andy !!! I hope you have an awesome one !!!! {{{{{ Big Hugs }}}}}

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If you could have a Google Image become real and show up at your house, which one would you choose? (Feel free to post pix!) I'd love lots and lots of gold !

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Do you live in a brick or wooden house? My home is about 90% brick and stone.

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If you were stranded on a desert island, what 3 things would you take? (me - MP3 player, chocolate and a torch) A satellite phone, a GPS, and extra batteries all in an airtight container.... Why? Because I want to be rescued quickly.

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What is your zodiac sign? Virgo

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Punishing children on Halloween because of their parents' choice of presidential candidate? Give me a break! Opinions? This refers to: http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/081101/koddities/oddity_halloween_politics Totally frickin' asenine !!! They are children for God's sake !

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Drastic is back!!! Would you like to join me in telling him that we missed him so much? Welcome back, Drastic!!! AWESOME !!!!!! Welcome back Drastic !! I am so glad to hear that you are feeling better and back with us ! :-)

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What would you like to ask James Bond? Does Pussy Galore live up to her namesake? Is Octopussy as complicated a woman as it seems she would be ? Is it true that Goldfinger was once a high profile Beverly Hills Proctologist to the rich and famous ?

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Which celebrity am I? I broke up at least two marriages,but yet I wont even talk to my own father because he cheated on my mother. Angelina Jolie ... Is that you?

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What is your birthstone? Sapphire - September 19th

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How old were you when you moved out from your parent's house? 19

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Why do guys like phone sex so much? I think some gals enjoy too too.. In fact I think this gal has the desire.. She's just a bit confused and hasn't perfected her technique yet .

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What was the first thing that you did on this November 1st? I woke up and stumbled my way to the coffee pot.

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Are you noticing less and less trick or treaters in your neighbourhood each year? Yeah!! I think those screams from my basement could be scaring them off .

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"If ex-lovers remain friends, it could only mean one of two things: either they're still in love, or never really were." Do you consider this true or false? Big Time False !

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If you were a turkey what would you be thinking right now? I hope I'll be adopted by a kind hearted Vegan.

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If someone told you in your face: "hey, your spouse is ugly", how would you react? I'd give them a kind and gentle smile and head butt them in the face !

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What is that geek eating now? He's eating paste again of course .

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When I say "so cute", which ABer do you think of first? That an easy one.... That would be Misstarrie , the original Miss Betty Boop

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If Superman flew onto your front door step, what would you say to him? Hey ! Great to see you !! You'll find all the lawn equipment in the garage ... Oh.. and by the way... Can you weed the beds today? Thank you so much ! ;-)

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Has Cindy McCain had Botox or plastic surgery? I don't know about that but she looks damn good for her age.Hell... I'll be honest... If I had that kind of money , I'd get a TOTAL restoration every 20 years or so.

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Do you prefer black silk or white lace? They both look good laying on the floor ;-)

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What is a good shotgun for skeet? Beretta makes fine shotguns for skeet or sporting clays. If you prefer a semi auto, the .12 gauge model 391 is an excellent shotgun. In an over under, the model 682 Gold is an excellent and well balanced shotgun. Browning also makes a fine over under. Specifically the Citori and Cynergy models. You should look at both and get the feel for both and see which one fits YOU the best and see which...

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Just when you thought you knew it all, what happened? I got a strong dose of reality ;-)

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What's you favorite breakup song? The first song is an ANGRY one that could have easily been written for my Ex-Wife. Guns & Roses ~ Back Off Bitch Lyrics - http://www.metrolyrics.com/back-off-bitch-lyrics-guns-n-roses.html The second song " The Dance" by Garth Brooks is an "I have no regets and I'll always really love you" song ..

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For you blues music lovers out there who is your favorite Bluesman? That's Easy !! Jake and Elwood Blues of course ;-)

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Would there be a better turnout for the upcoming election if the voting machines had flashy lights and paid out a progressive jackpot like slot machines? I bet that would draw quite a crowd.... Especially if there were some large chested scantily clad coctail waitresses passing out free drinks.

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Need help with an Eric Clapton song title. Chorus went something like 'We've been told... Jesus coming soon'. Anyone know the song title and album it is on? That is on the Album "There's one in Every Crowd" .. I believe the official name of that particular song is We've Been Told "

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What kind of music do you listen to when you work out? Hard Rock/ Metal

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What's the lamest breaking up excuse you can think of? I'm holding you back from all the other lives you could be ruining.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how forgiving are you? Honestly... I'd say I'm about a 6 or 7 .

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Why did Linus think there was such a thing as 'The Great Pumpkin'? Maybe he ate too many lead based paint chips.

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Who would be a fictional or real character whose worse cuss word could be "Egads"? The Amish Avenger

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Miss Paradise is leaving for basic Air Force training tomorrow and won't be back for a long time :( Anyone wanna wish her good luck?? We'll miss you Miss Paradise!! Thank you for serving the country!!! I wish you the best of luck Miss Paradise... Stay safe ! :-)

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Do you feel that a man with a goatee is distrustful? I have no problem with it as long as he doesn't look like this guy.

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I want to apologise to my friend M MOON.. I didnt notice she had made SAGE recently, will you all join with me in wishing her congratulations even if it is a little belated?? CONGRATULATIONS MARLENE XXXX Congratulations Marlene ! Awesome Job !!

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Our beloved Drew, or Drastic, was in a car accident last week, and has been in the hospital since. His friend only just told me, and he's not doing well. Can you please pray that he returns safely home and to the bag? I'll keep you updated. Thanks. I will keep him in my thoughts and prayers and I hope that he makes a full and speedy recovery .

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Ounce for ounce, which element is the most expensive? That would be Californium 252: Cost: About $1000 per Microgram Synthesis: Man-made in nuclear reactors Charactersitics: Highly Radioactive, releases 2.8 million neutrons per second Half-Life: 6.6 years Common uses: Oncology- ovarian and cervical cancer radiation therapy,Nuclear reactor startup fuel, Land mine detection, measurement of moisture content of soil samples for...

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What is the reason there would be a mason symbol stamped on a flawed 1955 penny i found It was once in the possession of a very bored mason.

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He's regarded as "The True Legend American Idol". His songs and class transcends generations. Will you join me in picking one of your favorite Andy Williams songs or videos from "The Andy Williams Show"? (I'll start with this one) Here's two legends in a single video :-)

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How many hours did you sleep the last time you slept? I slept about 4 1/2 hours last night.

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What would it be like, to have sex in outer space? It would be out of this world !

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What would be a good name for a large Earth bound asteroid? OH SH@T !

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Have you ever brought a knife to a gun fight? No! I am usually very well prepared .

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Why do many men not know how to prepare a home-cooked meal? I suppose some men are just too lazy to learn how, just like some women. I can cook just about anything !

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Please will you share with me your favorite piece of art, depicting lovers? Rodin's The Kiss and Rodin's Eternal Idol

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Did you know that Retroglide is back? WOOHOO!!!! Welcome back Retro :-) You are a class act all the way and have been sorely missed !!!

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I gave a lapdance to a tree is this sexual or just practice Better be careful ! You'll get splinters grinding on that wood !!

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Would you let your partner who molested your child move back in with you and your child? *watching a Lifetime movie Well... That would be an impossibility since they would be quite dead.

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I have a hamburger in one hand and a chicken salad in the other, which one is your desire? Neither if you didn't wash your hands !

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Do you eat your apple pie with cheddar cheese? Yes I have and I really like it, but my very favorite way to eat apple pie is served piping hot with vanilla ice cream .

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Who understands you best? Me, Myself & I

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What's the most depressing song you've ever heard? After age 40.... Happy Birthday !

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Was it only fantasy? Aldo Nova seems to think so !!

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How low do you let your Toilet Paper get before you buy some more? I try to not get below a 4 roll reserve at any given time .

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TMZ! most amazing show ever or horrible crap? It's Garbage !! If I had my way the entire TMZ staff would be impaled !!!

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Who were some famous female duos? How about Ann & Nancy Wilson ( Heart )

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Who would care to join me in congratulating my sweet Life Penguin, MG1942, on becoming a Guru? Congratulations MG1942 !! Awesome Job !!!!

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Does Guy Ritchie deserve a decent settlement from Madonna. in your opinion? Yes ! What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

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If you were pimp , what would your name be? Sugartastic V. Slick

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George Michael said "This stuff keeps me sane and happy." What was he talking about? I'm pretty sure he was referring to "Whacky Tobaccy" ( Pot ) .

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Vannie on becoming a maestro? Congratulations Vannie !!!! !Awesome Job !!!!

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Which horror movie villain are you? Looks like I'm Pinhead ;-)

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Which smurf are you? ( I was surprisingly Papa Smurf). What Smurf am I? You are Handy Smurf. You are a creative, inventive, and self-sufficient individual. You show imagination in the things you do and like to explore new ideas. Some may think you become too involved in your work, but you simply want to make the world a better place and time is of the essence. Your dedication and hard work is its own reward for you - although others benefit too....

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Galeanda on becoming the second highest ranked Answerbag member of all time? Congratulations Galeanda !! Awesome job !!! :-)

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2008 is the 50th Anniversary year of the Peace sign. A cultural icon used by so many to protest the Vietnam war. In its honor would you like to post a peace sign? see my answer for mine. Peace out baby !!!

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Why is she sitting on the roof? She just loves to get high ;-)

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Do you consider Taco Bell Mexican food? Taco Bell qualifies as Mexican food about like a Yugo qualifies as a car. It fills a need ! That's about it !!

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What word describes a ship's depth in the water? That would be the ship's Draft.

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If you could would you date your cousin? No ..... There are far too many people in the world to choose from to be banging a cousin. That would just be a little too weird for me.

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Do you ever go to the movies alone? Not normally , but I have and will IF there's something I want to see that my wife does not.

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What are some qualifications to be a girlfriend of Hugh Hefner? Well besides having huge breasts , she must have the ability to suck a soccer ball through 150 feet of 3/8" inch garden hose in less than five minutes.

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Which movie or movies does James Bond wear a white tuxedo jacket?j Sean Connery wore a white jacket in Dr. No . Roger Moore has also worn a white jacket in his last two Bond films~ Octopussy ~AND~ A View To A Kill.

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Which James Bond gadget is your favorite? His Omega Seamaster watch complete with all the high tech goodies inside .

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Do you tend to over-pack or under-pack? I am notorious for over packing .

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Do you have that ONE person in the World you wouldn't want to make it without? Yes ! Most definitely :-)

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Chicken or beef? I prefer beef.... It may not be the healthiest but it's so darned good !

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O.J. found guilty on all counts! Are you pleased? What gladdens my heart is the fact that karma has come back around to bite him right in the ass !

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It was a little girls birthday today and her mother had no valid reason not to acknowledge that ... but chose not to ... yet happily acknowledges and celebrates the birthdays of other children and sibling of that child. What are your thoughts about that? I'll make this short and to the point.... That Mother is a shitbag !!!!

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If there was a riot, and there was no chance of you being caught, would you loot? No! That goes against everything I am ! In life , we have a choice to do what's right or to be a shitbag. I have no respect for shitbags and would have absolutley no sympathy for a looter who happened to be shot dead on site .

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If you were getting married what would you do if you found out your best mate slept with your fiance? There would be no wedding !! They would both be totally out of my life and permanently on my personal shit list ! In fact he might walk with a bad limp for the rest of his life .

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How did you come out? I came out by Caesarean section 44 years ago.

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If you could only wear one piece of clothing for the rest of your life what would it be? Sorry ! Duplicate

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What kind of stew will the sorcerer be cooking up for Halloween? Due to the sorcerer's hectic and busy schedule,he probably won't have time to cook a stew this Halloween. He'll probably just pick up some takeout somewhere.

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Which would you prefer from the snack bar: M&Ms or Good 'n Plenty? I'm definitely an M&M's guy . As a matter of fact, I'd wrestle a grizzly bear over the last package of Almond M&M's.

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Our beautiful, intelligent, sweet, caring friend SWEET T (F.B.B.) is a SWAMI..!!! Would you like to help me congratulate her great success? Congratulations Sweet T !! Awesome job !!!

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If you could tattoo one word on your body, what would it be? Tenacious

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If you could read one person's diary, assuming they wrote one, who would it be? Actually there are several that I would love to read, but, my number one choice would have to be Marilyn Monroe's diary.

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Smurphy on becoming a sage? Congratulations Smurphy !! Great job !!!

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Caffey4 on becoming a sage? Congratulations Caffey4 !! Great job !!!

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What powers does Supernanny have? She's faster than a speeding minivan... Able to leap an entire school building full of screaming brats in a single bound... It's a bird ! It's a plane ! No !!! It's Supernanny !!

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This will be my first Halloween on AB, am I going to be seeing a lot of scary questions?:) Hello Chris .. Yes! I think the Q&A's will be spooktacular ;-)

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PerfectlyFlawed has made Guru. Can some of you all help me congratulate her for a job well done? HUGE Congratulations Perfectly Flawed !! Awesomely Awesome Job !!!! {{{{{{ Huge Hugs }}}}}} :-)

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What would you do if they removed your penis by mistake or w/o your consent during a routine surgery? The responsible party would meet an "Untimely Death" shortly thereafter.

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The great Paul Newman has died at age 83. What is your favorite film of his? My favorites are Cool Hand Luke, The Hustler, and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid .

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Do men like women with a southern accent? This man does! ;-)

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Which would be worse...the person you love arguing with you everyday or the person you love ignoring you everyday? I'd rather the person just come right out and call me a son of a bitch -or- just come right out and tell me to go to Hell instead of ignoring me...... I like to at least know where I stand . Honesty I can respect . Mind games I cannot !

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Which of the desperate housewives do you find the most attractive? Felicity Huffman

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Logybren on becoming a maestro? Congratulations Logybren !! Awesome job !!!

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When you go to a seafood restaurant, what do you usually order? I love shrimp, tuna steak, lobster, crab,swordfish, mahi mahi & red snapper(blackened.) It just all depends on my mood that particular day.

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What is a food you love so much that you could eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a whole day? I could eat Chateaubriand three times a day every day, but I don't and won't.

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Would you eat whale meat? I would eat absolutely anything edible to survive !

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Guys...do you wear skinny jeans? No way !! You won't catch me wearing a pair of those straight legged fart savers !

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Would you date a person with dreadlocks Honestly... No! .... Dat's not my ting mon .

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If your family had a motto, what would it be? Family before all others

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Are you with the light side or dark side of the force? Take this quiz to find out. I got Luke Skywalker too .

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How can I avoid unwanted erections? Just think about "Rosie O'Donnell." If that doesn't kill an erection, NOTHING will !!

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Do you think public nudity should be legalized? Only while jumping on a pogo stick .

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Do you like the band Bad Company? Yes I do ! Most definitely !! Here are a couple of my favorite Bad Company songs....

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**Friday Dance PARTY** For this week's theme, let's get down with the B!!! Can you post me some music that starts with the letter 'b'? AC/DC Back In Black

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It's another Friday Fright Fest at the AB Drive-In Theater. Today's theme is: Creepy Kids; why are they so scary? Will you stop by and share your favorite clips and comments? Our first clip is a look at the audience's reactions to The Exorcist: This is one of my favorites from Damien Omen II

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What is your reaction when someone you thought was a good person shows thier true colors and is actually a jerk? To me they aren't worth the time or effort it would require to "Hate" them. I simply lock them out of my little world. To me they cease to exist !

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What would your reaction be if someone called you a freak? Actually, I prefer to be called "Mr.Freak"

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What are the colors of your kitchen appliances? Everything is stainless steel .

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Trolls are ________. The true definition of "pathetic" !!

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Happy Birthday Sugar-licious! Y'all come 'round and join the party, ya hear? Happy Birthday To You.... Happy Birthday To You.... Happy Birthday Dear Sugar-licious.... Happy Birthday To You !! .......and many more :-)

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Misstarrie, AB's lovely and 'original' Betty Boop, has been sharing her wit and wisdom with the community for one full year! Would you care to wish her a Happy ABversary? I cannot believe I missed this question Misstarrie .... Happy Anniversary!! : ) Come here my Dear.... I want to give to a {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Huge Hug }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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What color nail polish do you find sexy? Bright red, blood red , shades of pink, and French manicure.

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Why do people give so many '((hugs))' on the Answerbag? Because some people are just so damned {{{{{ Huggable }}}}} ;-)

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Where were you on Sept. 11 when the 2001 terrorist attacks were commited? I was in route to my office listening to a CD , so I hadn't heard about it on the radio yet. They told me about it as soon as I walked in the door and I felt a mixture of shock, disbelief, sadness and extreme anger all at once.

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How do you know when your arguments have gone to far and its time to leave? The knife stuck in the center of your back should send up a red flag ;-)

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To day Sept. 4th is Shadow the third knight of Kevonia Birthday!!! Anyone what do say "Happy Happy" to him? Happy Birthday Shadow !! I hope you have a most awesome one !!!

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What do you do if you realise you don't want to be friends with someone anymore, because of something you found out about them, with which you disagree? Before jumping off the deep end and deciding to crucify them, first remember we are all only human and none of us are perfect .

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Are you not voting for Obama because he is black? No ! I'm not voting for him . Not because he's black, but because he's full of sh@t and I don't agree with his politics.

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Share your Shaving preferences: Electric or razor I have a Brawn electric shaver that I use sometimes. I will use it if I'm in a hurry, however 99.5 % of the time, I take my time and shave with a blade. I either use a Mach 3 turbo blade or a Fusion blade and it gets my face as smooth as a new born baby's butt.

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Has anyone on here ever had an answerbag crush? if so, with who? I could tell you but I'd have to kill you afterwards ;-)

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Hot sauce on scrambled eggs: Yes or No? Definitely !

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What's a song title was sung by the group Alabama? (video welcome) This is probably my favorite Alabama song ~ "Feels So Right "

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Are you rude? I can be if prodded into it.

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Men - are you open to the idea of the body wash instead of bar soap? And what type of "scrubber" do you use that still lets you feel "manly?" (Trying to convince my boyfriend to try it and need some ideas.) I HATE body wash and I'm a die hard Bar-Soap user. I've tried body washes and to me , they don't lather well. They don't make me feel clean, don't rinse well, and I refuse to use them. Besides it takes more body wash to do even half the job and most of it is wasted.

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What are you gonna do for Halloween this year? I'm not sure what I'll be doing but, you can be sure of one thing.... I'm going to have a spooktacular time .

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When should a male actor call it a day with 'action' movies? When he's trying to using his walker as a self defense weapon .

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What stops you from approaching an attractive man/woman if you're single? Pepper Spray ;-) J/K Seriously... If I was single, the only thing that would prevent me from approaching a woman that I was attracted to / interested in, is if I knew she was married.

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As summer draws to a close, do you fell that you took advantage of it enough, or does your heart sink as September nears? I've had all the Summer this year that I can possibly stand . I So ready for Fall.

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Apperantly if you get your ear pierced on either your left or your right side of your ear it means your gay? what side is it? It depends on just how ignorant the person is who's doing the judging !!

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Does bleach works to pass a drug test??? You don't want to drink beach at all !! If you do, you'll wind up VERY dead !

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Do you ever feel like you're a kid in a adult's body? Oh yes ! Quite often as a matter of fact. I'll always be an overgrown kid.

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Why is there pain in your eyes? Because you're standing on my toe, you Big Oaf ! Move it !!!

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What would you do with a billion dollars? Invest, travel, and have one helluva time until I died !

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Which country would you travel to just to try the food? Thailand, Italy, Germany, Austria, Greece, Japan, China,France, Mexico and South American countries ( Brazil in particular ). I can't pick just one !!

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Is a computer useless without the internet? No ! It wouldn't be useless. It would be incredibly boring though.

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I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf? I'm still looking for modesty in your question and I can't seem to find it...... Maybe that's the reason .

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Have you ever slept with someone that you didn`t know the name of? No ! I can honestly say that I've never done that.

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Have any of you AB'er ever made a model,ship,car,plane in plastic ,wood or whatever,what was it? When I was a kid I built tons of model cars & planes,(Some RC - Remote control. ) I've also built flying model rockets as a kid and was into "high powered rocketry" as an adult for a while. After 9/11 , the propellants( for the motors) became hard to obtain and store, with way too much red tape and it became more of a pain in the ass than it was worth.

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"Sweet 16" Would you help me wish my daughter, Haley, A Happy 16th Birthday? Happy Birthday Haley ! I hope you have a most awesome one !!!!!!!!

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Does it bother you if you are not clean? Yes !! I immediately shower after working out, or working in the yard or whatever. I cannot stand being dirty. I'm somewhat of a clean freak .

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Do you ever think about how easy it would be to destroy your marriage? Yes... But only if I was stupid enough to let it happen and it ain't gonna happen !!

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Do you answer private numbers on your cell phone? Never ! If I don't know who the caller is, I don't answer, Same with my home phone. If it's important, they can leave a message!

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Has anybody treated you like you had no feelings at all? Yes , that has happened before . Sometimes I may not say much or show much emotion or reveal what I'm thinking or feeling, but inside I'm actually very sensitive and can have my feelings hurt pretty easily. I think people should think before starting to move their lips !

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What is one skill you wish you had? I wish I had a good singing voice, but reality is, I DON'T !!!...so there's no need in trying to bull$hit myself and making an a$$ of myself in front of people. Therefore I just stick to listening to music which I LOVE !

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Can you name some "natural highs"? see my answer for mine Falling in love Falling in love for the first time Sex Hugging the one you love Kissing the one you love Laughing so hard your side hurts Roller coasters Speed ( as in going really scary fast! ) Skydiving Scuba diving at a gorgeous coral reef or a very cool wreck dive. The beach The mountains Water skiing Snow Skiing Snow mobiling Horseback riding Friends Listening to a great...

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Do you think my tattoo is slutty? see on my profile http://profiles.yahoo.com/love2party999 My friend said it is and I told her she is jeolous I can't decide ! I think you need to post some more revealing photos so I can get a much better view of the entire area . I hate to make a snap decision without a better view ! : P

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Is your gut instinct always right? Not ALWAYS, but it's right better than 90 percent of the time !

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Who is your favourite American artist? I have many "Favorites" , but I really love Bev Dolittle's work. http://www.moillusions.com/2006/05/camouflaged-horses-magic-illusion.html http://www.artifactsgallery.com/art.asp?!=A&ID=612

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Which show would you go see, Jerry Springer or Maury? Actually , I'd rather see Montel Williams that either of those two, but, out of the two choices, I'd go see Maury.

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Can you lift your own weight? Yes !!...and then some !

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Can you guys think of some celebrities that are very beautiful but are also very fair skinned?(both Male and Female) I'm trying to prove to a friend that being fair skinned isn't a bad thing. Laura Prepon from "That 70's show "

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Whats your favourite flavoured donut? My absolute favourite is an authentic French eclair with a chocolate glaze on the outside and a light custard filling on the inside. NOT CHEAP NASTY PUDDING FILLING !!!!!! There's a Big Difference ! ....and I prefer them cold .

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Did you ever fall in love with a beautiful stranger? Lust ? Yes ! Love ? No !

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If you had a choice between killing those who hurt you or killing yourself, which would you prefer? Perhaps both? Neither..... but if only given these two choices, then hypothetically they'd better run like hell !

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Is there such thing as an armor piercing 9mm round? Yes.. 9mm AP rounds do exist and will penetrate some soft body armor , but will not defeat a hard trauma plate/ hard body armor.

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What's one thing you will not tolerate? Lieing / infidelity

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I have a new LG Verizon Wireless phone. I also have a Motorola bluetooth headset. I cannot get my phone to find the bluetooth. Any suggestions? I had the same problem with my LG VX8600. I took it in to the Verizon store/service center and THEY programmed it for me. It took about ten minites and they didn't charge me anything.

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Would you consider dating me? No ... I'm married and my wife would get very pissed off at me, and I'm in no hurry to be murdered in my sleep. Besides I'm probably old enough to be your father.

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Since the toilet is sometimes called the throne,what would be some of the royal titles of people sitting on them?(Humor welcome) King Fartsalot and Lady Bidet

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If you awoke in the middle of the night and your s/o was naked, shaving his/her head in the bathroom with a butchers knife, and softly uttering words in latin, what would you do? I'd get dressed , grab my keys , then I'd get the hell out of Dodge and never go back.

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How do you feel about me being rank 666 on AB? You're an Evil Woman ;-)

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If you were a type of alcohol, what kind would you be? I'd be Bailey's Irish Cream

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Is Sharon Stone a "cougar"? She's attractive for her age, and she may very well be a cougar, but from hearing her speak, I'm quite certain that she's a dingbat !!

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Which expletive do you use most often? That would definitely have to be the "F" bomb !

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What is something you find soothing? A really good back rub and / or music.

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Have you ever stayed in a rent-by-the-hour motel? No... I can honestly say I've never done that .

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Have you ever wanted to walk off a job? Yes !...and I did ! My ONLY regret is that I didn't leave sooner .It was one of the best decisions / moves I've ever made.

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If someone ask you to walk in a street naked for 1 million dollars...would you do it? You betcha !! I'd let it all hang loose for a million dollars cash ( If they also paid the taxes and my legal fees on top of that.)

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Would a man be turned off a woman by her lack of or overly ample clevage even if he really enjoyed her company? Honest answers only please. Personally ,that has never affected my opinion of a woman one way or the other .

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Who played Willy Wonka better? Johnny Depp or Gene Wilder? Gene Wilder hands down !!

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Other than physical what are the top three attractions men generally look for in a woman? Personality, a kind and gentle heart & a great sense of humor.

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Do you get the sense that some questions are directed at you? Maybe once or twice, but I just blew it off and filed it right in between "Whoop De Friggin Do" and "Who gives a rat's a$$." Go U.T. !!!!!!

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What could our world use less of? Starbucks stores !

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Men, would you arrange to meet a woman from the Internet at 1:00 a.m. in the morning for a "date"? No ! My wife would get mighty pissed off about that and she's a very good shot !! I'm in no hurry to have my "huevos" shot off !!!

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If you could have one female celebrity, who would you pick? I am very happily married , but if I were single and had my pick of any woman on earth, it would have to be Adriana Lima.... As far as raw physical attraction goes anyway !

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Today is Justme31's birthday!! Won't you please join me in wishing her a VERY HAPPY ONE?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAVE A GREAT ONE!! :-D Happy Birthday Justme31 !! I hope you have a most awesome one !!!

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Who would like to join me in congratulating thebyannhill on becoming a sage? Congratulations thebyannhill !! Awesome job !!!!

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Who is your favorite sesame street character? My favorite is The Count......... He's so good with numbers !

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Is male genital piercing primarily associated with the gay culture? I don't know about that, but I do know this .... I ain't piercing my willie ! EVER !!

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How have psychotropic drugs improved your quality of life? Xanax helped me get through a VERY painful and difficult time in my life.

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DiD you ever go to a Truck and tractor pull? You betcha ! I LOVE stuff like that ! The sound of massive horsepower,and the smell of Nitro, alcohol and diesel fumes turns me on ;-) Check out some of these bad machines .. I had to throw in a video of Les Shockley's Jet Truck Dragster, just because I LOVE it.

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Guys, would you find it hard to keep a professional attitude at work if girl customer comes through with a skin tight shirt that revealed her breasts? Girls, would you dress like that in public? No problem !! I am fully capable of maintaining a professional attitude while getting an erection at the same time ! ;-)

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What would you do if a burglar broke into your home and your guard dog tore his chest completely open, spilling the man's internal organs upon the ground, and began devouring them viciously ---- like a rabid lion? I sit down and with a bowl of hot buttered popcorn and wait to see what he was going to do for an encore .

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Who do you think is the most ugliest celebrity? I my personal opinion ,it would have to be a tie between Sandra Bernhardt and Rosie O'Donnell.

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What kind of reputation do you have? Yes ! That my word is as good as gold and I can always be counted upon to do what I say I will do. Even though I CAN be a total b@$tard at times ,and " brutally " honest, as a friend I am extremely loyal .

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Will I get Pb'ed if I post semi-nude photos of myself in my profile? I don't know. It just depends !! You'd better send the entire collection to me to preview before posting them just in case ! Better safe than sorry ;-)

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When someone asks too may "fat" or "overweight" questions do these make these people look fat or uncreative? Yes .. I think so ! But I have to ask you one question. Does this laptop make my ass look big ?

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What is your zodiac sign? I am a Virgo and while not 100 percent right on, it's pretty darned close in many ways.

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What's the worst thing you've ever thrown up? That would have to be a mixture of an entire bottle of Everclear, Enchiladas, Tacos, Refried Beans, Rice , Hot Sauce ( Salsa) , Jalapeno Peppers , Lemon Pie, Beer and Tequila.

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Have you ever been in more than 1 intimate relationship at a time? Yes ... That was many years ago, before I met my wife . She is everything I always wanted all along, so after we met, there was nobody else !

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What is your idea of the absolute worse table manners? It really annoys me when someone picks their teeth at the table. For goodness sake.. Just get up and walk to the restroom !!

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What sport will NEVER be an Olympic event? Underarm fartnoise making !

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What supermodel do you take a liking to? Past or present. Past supermodels I find extremely attractive ( Still ) are Carol Alt and Kathy Ireland. Presently , I think Adriana Lima is just breathtakingly gorgeous !!!

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Would you dump someone just because they kissed someone else? There's a BIG difference between an innocent peck on the cheek and a passionate kiss on the lips. If it was a passionate kiss, then I would definitely say "Get Lost " !!!!!

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Do you think Bigfoot knows any good dance steps? I would think that Bigfoot would be really good at doing the Hustle .

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What makes your skin crawl? Socks with sandals !!

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Would it bother you in the least if you were removed from someone's friends list? It might bother me just a little bit . It just depends on who it was. It it was someone I knew very well and considered them a friend, I'd wonder why they would feel compelled to remove me . If it was someone I never really interacted with, I'd just file it right in between "Whoop De Friggin Do" and "Who Gives A Damn."

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Happy Birthday, Jodie44! Who would like to offer her a special birthday *toast*? Happy belated birthday Jodie !! I don't know how this question could have slipped by me . I wonder if it's possible to have the onset of Alzheimers at 43 ? I'm really gonna be screwed when I get older ! ;-)

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Hey guys, Little Miss Dangerous has become a Maestro! Anyone want to join me in this grand celebration? Congratulations Little Miss Dangerous !! Awesome job !!!!

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Do you think Mcdonalds coffee tastes better than Starbucks coffee? ( a recent study found mcdonalds tasted better) Of the two options given I choose McDonald's however, in my opinion Dunkin Donuts coffee is better than the both of them.

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We all have different tastes and standards. What do YOU consider to be sexy underwear? Something sheer & lacy .... Think Victoria's Secret ;-)

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What grosses you out? Booger eaters and B.O. !

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What would you do if you woke up in a playground wearing nothing apart from an organic thong made out of cheese? I'd say... Damn ! I've got to lay off the Tequila!! Then the very next weekend , I'd be drinking it again anyway .

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Welcome to the Answerbag "A List"......(just drop your name) on the list.....Thank you!!!! I don't know about the A-List , but I've been on the S**T list a few times in my life because I have a nasty habit of saying excatly what I'm thinking. ;-)

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Do you think making 100000 points in AB is an easy Job? But Sweet T has done it ....Who would like to cheer her? Huge MEGA congratulations Sweet T !! Awesome job !!!

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Have you ever had a turd that just wants to hang around? It just wont come out no matter how hard you wiggle or squeeze. What do you do? I get on a bullhorn and talk them out like this .... " You are totally surrounded !!! Come out immediately , or you will be removed by force " !!! It always works because they wind up coming out on their own. ;-)

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If you got a sandwich at Subway, and it was not prepared the way you wanted it, What would you do? They either make it the way I want it while I'm standing there, or I'm not paying for it !!

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You have to choose between two girls, one that is 5'9, long brown hair, is Greek and is very full of herself, and has green eyes. or a girl who is 5'3 very emo-ish short hair and brown eyes and is extremely shy...who do you choose? I'd choose the emo girl who's not stuck on herself. Who knows? Maybe she won't be so "Shy" once you get better acquainted. If you choose the "Full of herself girl" the main topic of 99.9999 percent of your conversations will be ALL ABOUT HER, and that will get old fast!!!

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How much do you weigh? Somewhere in between that of a feather and a freight train.

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What would/wouldn't you be willing to change in order to keep your s/o? I would never change /compromise my religious beliefs for anyone.

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Is every woman beautiful in her own way? You betcha !

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When you eat out and you cannot finish your food, do you ask for a take out container to pack up your own leftovers at the table or do you allow them to do it for you in the kitchen? I ask for a container and do it myself unless I'm in an ultra fancy shamncy place which is rare. If that's the case , then I let them box it up.

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If you could have 5,000 of anything in the universe, what would it be? Trainloads of Platinum

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How weird is the music you listen to? It's not weird at all to me.. Someone else may find it weirder than weird though .

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Are you sensitive or tough as nails when it comes to your feelings being hurt? Physically , I have been busted up and have had numerous broken bones and injuries only to get right up every time, laugh it off, heal and go on. Emotionally I am pretty sensitive and can have my feelings hurt very easily. My heart is my weak spot .

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Why are we always interested in watching a fight, but never interested in participating in one? Because people get off on bloodshed as long as it's not their blood being shed.

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Do you brush your eyebrows as part of your facial maintenance routine? I keep them trimmed and neat, so there has never really been a need to "Brush" them.

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Why do good guys always shoot better than bad guys? Because many of the bad guys are on meth/crack and don't have steady hands ;-)

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Would you rather live in the city or the country? I prefer, and live in the country.

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The great Mastodon- The Maestro-don has become AB's latest Guru? Who would like to congratulate him for receiving a new badge Congratulations Mastodon !! Awesome job !!!

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Apparently AB's own The Chief has become scholarly enough to earn the rank of Professor, so would you care to join me in a congratulation party in his honor? Him Chief, want big fire! Congratulations The Chief !! Way to go !!!

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Can you remember the first online community you hung out at? Where was it? It was an AOL chatroom. I can't remember exactly which one but I'm pretty sure it sucked ;-)

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If your personality could be described by a noise, what noise would that be? It varies anywhere from the sound of a gentle breeze blowing through a wheatfield all the way to the sound of a runaway freight train screaming down the tracks. It just depends on my mood.

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If a giant banana was coming at you full force, and you were all alone in a subway terminal, could you take him? Sure ! I'm very good with a knife... One banana split coming right up! One question though... Would you like hot fudge and marshmellow sauce on that? ;-)

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What do you pay for car insurance... anyone have to pay over $500 a month? I pay $1200.00 a year for two vehicles and various utility /horse trailers. I guess that's one of the advantages of being "Middle Aged." ;-)

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Which Olympic athlete body type do you find most attractive? (ie, swimmers, volleyball players, etc.) Female gymnasts and figure skaters. They are petite and lean, feminine yet muscular . I think that body type is VERY attractive !

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Answerbag as a stress reliever. Would you agree? Yes ! Very much so !! I find it to be very therapeutic .

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Do you think full-cream milk is disgusting? No ! As a matter of fact, I love it but it's just too fattening. I drink skim milk instead because it's much lower in fat and calories.

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What would you do if I said I am a troll? If you were a Troll , I'd say.. I pity you !!! I know you're not though ! ;-)

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What is the opposite of why? (Why Not doesn't count)? Because I said so !!!

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What makes you feel helpless? The loss of a loved one.

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Our friend , mrshinyshoes is a Maestro now, who wants to congratulate him? Congratulations mrshinyshoes !! Awesome job !!!

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What nicknames or pet names do you and your significant other use for each other? Sweet Cheeks

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Was Bridget Jones "fat"? No ... just pleasantly plump ;-)

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Are you fantasizing about someone right now? Yeah .... I'm fantasizing about Dairy Queen. I'm really craving a Butterfinger Blizzard !

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If I killed a chicken in front of you, plucked and dressed it and cooked it, would you eat it? I have only one thing to say about that.... What time's dinner ? ;-)

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Garth Brooks? My Favorite song ! The Dance

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When a friend hurts you, how do you not fight back, and lash out at them? I stop , think and come to the realization that they are simply not worth the time or effort it would require to hate them or to seek revenge against them.

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What do you think is the hairstyle of Answerbag trolls? I'm thinking along the lines of the "Adolph Hitler" look with the little narrow moustache .

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Is today a jeans day? Oh yeah !! For me it's jeans day 90 percent of the time.

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Would you like to dip your s.o. all in chocolate and then lick off all the chocolate? I prefer to just drizzle it in "Specific" areas .

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Do you have any friends who are disfigured because of an accident or being badly burned? Are they able to make friends and be accepted despite their appearance? I had a good friend in grade school who was hit by a "Tractor Trailer" rig while riding his bicycle. He almost died and wound up partially paralyzed on one side of his body as a result of the accident,( much like a stroke victim ) in his face and body. He is now married and leads a normal productive life, even though he walks with the aid of a cane. EVERYONE likes him and always has....

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Would you die for your s/o? Without hesitation !

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Want to play a variation on the game? You say one sentence from a song and we'll see who can guess it the quickest! Okay? It can either be the name of the song, or the artist. For a moment all the world was right...

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What's your favorite kind of lap dog My miniature Daschund . He's just about as cute as it gets !

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Do you believe a perfume can attract men regardless of your looks? No

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What do you think about someone taking a look at someone they think is attactive but,has never met them,or talked to them before,says yes when they ask them out on a date? Just a thought....What exactly does a serial killer / rapist look like ?

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Are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches bad for you? Not unless you have a peanut allergy !

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Would everyone like to join me in Congratulating the great Keithold on reaching Swami today? Congratulations Keithold !! Awesome Job !!!

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Who are you stalking on AB? I Only "Stalk" for positrolling purposes !

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Who was your favorite? Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, or Bugs Bunny? I've always been a Bugs Bunny guy.

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What would turn you off from a kiss from someone? Bad breath or big old visible booger in her nose.

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08/08/08 Magic 8 ball what do you have in store for me today on this lucky numbered date? Outlook Good !

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Do you think we have anything in common? We both HATE Clingons ;-)

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Which Travel Channel host would you like to accompany on a trip: Samantha Brown, Anthony Bourdain or Andrew Zimmern? Samantha Brown . She's a real cutie !!! ;-)

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If you were forced to murder someone in cold blood, how would you do it? I'd duct tape them in a chair with their eyelids superglued open and make them watch reruns of Murder She Wrote and Matlock over and over again until they were bored to death. I know !! That's cruel and inhumane, but I guess I just have a mean streak !

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Are you willing to tell all of your secrets on national television for $500,000? Definitely not !! The intimate details of my life are not for sale at any price.

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You are going out on the town tonight, what will you be drinking? I've been drinking a 50/50 mixture of ice tea and lemonade . It's called an "Arnold Palmer" and WOW !! It's so good !!!

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Does anyone else find this picture hilarious? Every time I look at it I crack up (photo in answer) That is too good ! ;-) +

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Is Vince from those ShamWow ads so annoying that you wouldn't mind cramming one of those ShamWows down his throat to make him be quiet for good. I'd love to have the opportunity to "Force Feed" him a Sham Wow !! That irritating f**ktard Billy Mays on those oxyclean commercials is even worse ! I'd like to put both of them in front of a firing squad !

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Is "double dipping" a horrible thing? It is if you add chives to the dip that weren't there in the first place. ;-)

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I find Asian women super sexy. Anyone else? You betcha I do !!! ;-)

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Are you coming or not? Not right now ... Maybe later! ;-)

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What is your favorite color plain T Shirt? Bright white or Royal blue... No pocket ! I WILL NOT wear a T-shirt with a pocket.

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Can you grow a decent beard? I definitely could, but I never will.

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Would you ever purchase a handgun for protection purposes? Yes... I would and have.

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Where is the last place you had an annoying itch? Way down deep inside my ear. Very annoying !!!

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Have you ever had an erotic dream about another ABer? No ! I can't say that I have, but if I was going to , it would have to be a dream about Anonymous. That mysterious blue bag with the question mark inside it really does something for me ;-) I guess I'm just kinky that way.

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Trolls are really insecure people. What do you think? Actually they are insecure, spiteful, jealous , ignorant, cowardly and quite pathetic . In short, it would really suck to be them .

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What is the thing you hate the most? I hate religion. I hate hate !

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If I was a sock lying on your floor, what would you do with me? If the dogs found you, I'm sure you would be chewed on for a while. After that, if you weren't torn up too bad, you'd go into the laundry hamper until you were washed , dryed , sorted and put into the sock drawer.

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Is it polite to count your chips when your sitting at a poker table? Nope ! You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table... There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done ;-) LOL ! That's what Kenny Rogers says anyway.

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If you came into a lot of money (lottery, etc.), who would be the first person that you would buy something for? My Mom ! I'd buy her a new Jaguar XKR convertible.

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How come human beings drink cow milk? Because ice cold cow's milk is just so darned good !

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I'm married with a big crush on a guy from church. While I'd NEVER cheat, I think he likes me too and would like to know how he feels, so that if there is something there, i can keep my distance. How do I approach this? He's married too. Forget it ! Get this crap out of your mind !! You DON'T approach this !!! You are married and so is he . To do so will only invite trouble. Go take a cold shower and move on !

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Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard? Yo Mama so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium !

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What would be a good name for anti-troll security software? Prick Defense

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1001001010101011110001010100?100001000111100101010110011110010010!101010101010???101010100! Ketchup in glass or squeeze bottle ?

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If you could save your enemy's life by killing your pet, would you do it? Hell No !! I think more of my dogs than I do of most people ! Sorry.. But that's the truth !

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If you were being held during a robbery and the gunmen were looking to execute a hostage so they would be taken seriously, would you offer yourself up to save younger people from death? I'd try to save their lives and my life at the same time. I'd wait for the the right moment and I'd draw one of the two guns I usually carry on my person and I'd do my VERY BEST to shoot the robber(s) dead. Even if I'm not armed with a gun (On rare Occasion), I am ALWAYS armed with a knife and I wouldn't go down or give up without a fight ... They'd...

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Are you a good catch? My wife says I am ;-)

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When i say ireland what comes into your head? Kathy Ireland ! Wow !!!!

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If you just won the lottery, what is 3 things you would buy? It depends on the size of the win. However much it was, I'd save/invest/grow 95 percent of it. If it was a HUGE win, I'd buy a personal vacation home in Maui , Aspen, or Lake Tahoe( On the Nevada side.) I'd snap up some great " investment properties." I might even buy a whole box of ice cream sandwiches ;-)

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Do you ever drive slow(ly) to piss off drivers behind you? No ! That's not a very bright thing to do. If you go around looking for trouble in this world, sooner or later you'll find more trouble than you can handle or survive.Cemeteries are full of the bodies of those who thought they were immortal and pushed their luck one too many times .

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What should I name my new inflatable boat? See picture in answer! S.S. Blowhard

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Did you ever just want to die? fall asleep and never wake up? I considered it once but the fact is, if I had REALLY wanted to die, I would'nt be sitting here typing right now.

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Are you a Howard Stern fan yes or no? Definitely NOT !!

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Honestly, why are some men so interested in womens breasts? What breasts makes you breasts think breasts that we men are all breasts obsessed with breasts?

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How do men feel when they c there x, women get that feeling in there heart, do men get that 2? No ! I don't care 2 ever C any of my X's again. The only feeling I get in my heart, is that I'm glad they're an X !

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Help! The escalator stopped running, what should I do now? Just keep on putting one foot in front of the other until you finally get where you want to go.

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How often growing up did you hear your parents say "I love you!" Constantly ... and that IS awesome !!

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People say I walk too fast, what do they say about the way you walk? I've been accused of being a "Fast Walker" more than once myself .

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Does short hair make a woman look masculine? It just depends ! I think many women look even hotter, sexier and more feminine with short hair. For example, I think Halle Berry, Janine Turner, Alyssa Milano and Kylie Minogue are all even MORE attractive with short hair.

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What comes to mind when you hear the phrase, "a losing battle"? Never argue with a moron.... They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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If you looked out your window and saw your sexy neighbor getting dressed or having sex, would you watch? :-) Since I cannot tell a lie.... Yep ! You betcha I would !

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What do you do to get the doo doos off the plunger? I tell the goofy kid next door that it's a big Lollypop. The little dufus falls for it every time !

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If you got paid $1000 dollars to pump gas nude, would you do it? No !! It would cost much more than that in legal fees after being arrested .

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If i invited you to a Teddy Bears Picnic, which one would you bring, description pleeeeease? I'd bring a vampire teddy bear of course .... http://www.feelthebite.com/bears.html

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How far out into the ocean/sea have you ever swam? From the beach , maybe about 500 yards out and back ( If I'm just swimming, not scuba diving). I don't venture too far out because of currents. That can be dangerous! If I swim for exercise/distance, I swim laps in a pool.

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What does a woman hate for a guy to ask on the first date? Why don't you wax that moustache of yours ?

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In your opinion what is the best Rolling Stones song? My very favorite Stones song.. Paint It Black.

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Bill Maher said on his show that Mormons believe that the only way a black person can go to heaven is as a slave. Is this true or was he just making a joke? You just have to take into consideration the fact that Bill Maher is a friggin moron . In fact , he is at the front of my list of people that I'd LOVE to bitch slap !!

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What was your all time favorite mini-series on TV? Lonesome Dove

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Kto tu lubi psy zwierzaki No Comprende

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What color are your eyes? Green

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You are surprised to find out you have a great uncle who has died and left you $1,200,000. What do you do with it? After inheritance taxes & legal fees, I would invest the remainder.

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What grammer mistakes that people make annoy you the most? Grammar mistakes I can overlook because I am FAR from perfect in that department myself. What really annoys me is text talk .

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Guys (or girls) do ya prefer Blonde, Brunette, Red, or Black? I've always been attracted to blondes, brunettes and redheads with pretty faces , beautiful eyes , great smiles , and terrific personalities.

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Which man would you least like to see in a Speedo? John Goodman

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Would you get worried if you had gained five pounds in one month? No.. Not really. I can go up and down five pounds in a 24 hour period , most especially if I take in too much sodium, or if I work out really hard out in the heat and sweat a lot. Even if the extra five pounds isn't "fluid retention" weight , it can be lost pretty quickly and easily with exercise and diet modification.

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What is your opinion on someone who laughs at a deformed baby? I think they are a sick, sad and pathetic excuse for a human being.

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My zip Code is 46237. What County do i live in? Duplicate... Please disregard .

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What are your thoughts on "NUDISTS"? Oh !! That's just disgusting ! Now, please get out of the way ! You're blocking my view ! ;-)

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Have you ever done anything to help the homeless? We have donated clothes, food and money to organizations that specifically assist the homeless.

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Every once and a while someone extra special graces the pages of Answerbag. One of those people has just become a level 50! Will you join me in congratulating a 10sEn for becoming a Sage? Congratulations a 10sEn !! Awesome job !!!

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What sport do you NOT do but wish you could? I would love to learn to surf. Nothing radical ! I just want to learn to surf on a longboard.

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If by law you had to have a tombstone when you were buried, what would you ask to have written on it? Here lies a count, of dubious fame, with a stake through his heart, so he won't rise again.

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What could have been a suitable name for Paris Hilton? Lady McSkank

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Do you prefer to workout at a gym or home? I enjoy both, but I love the convenience of being able to work out at home. I've invested in very high quality professional equipment that rivals that of many gyms, and I don't have to wait in line to use it. ;-)

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Do you find sucking toes to be erotic or just plain gross? Here's my honest opinion... As long as a woman is very clean and well groomed, there's nothing gross about the female anatomy and nothing is off limits as long as both parties enjoy it.

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What bra size do you think lingerie models (like victoria's secret) actually have? Just the right size! ;-)

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'heaven'? Peace, Love and Tranquility...

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If you were to have a painting done of you alone, what would you want the background to be? A beautiful Maui sunset. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hawaiipictures.com/pictures/maui/maui11600x1200.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hawaiipictures.com/pictures/maui_1.html&h=1200&w=1600&sz=333&tbnid=zrzHMYlvNlUJ::&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpictures%2Bof%2BMaui&hl=en&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=2&ct=image&cd=1

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Don't you hate it when people talk during movies? Yes indeed ! That does piss me off and there's always some jackass who thinks they should take it upon themselves to act as the theatre narrator.

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The chance will soon be here! Would you go on Branson's space flight? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080728/tsc-us-space-aerospace-tourism-virgin-e123fef.html Yes !! I would love to and would do it in a second if it weren't for the $ 200,000.00 price tag that goes along with it. Maybe I could go the economy route and strap a big Acme sky rocket to my back like Wylie Coyote .

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Have u ever pushed on a door that says pull? Yes I have ! .... and every time I do it, I feel like a BIG Dufus .

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Do you still get crushes on movie stars? Crushes ? No Do I think some female celebs are attractive? Yes That's about as far as it goes.

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My devastatingly handsome, kilt wearing, friend and countryman 'GREEKGOD' has just made it to MAESTRO - who would like to join me in congratulating him and attending a Scottish themed 'shindig' in his honour?? CONGRATULATIONS GG XXXX Congratulations Greek God !! Great job !!!

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Have you ever been kicked out of a bar by a bouncer? No ! I've never been physically thrown out of anywhere , but I was asked to leave a bar once when things got a little rowdy over a game of pool.

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What are some good U.S. rock groups that don't come from the bigger, more traditional music markets? (L.A., N.Y., etc.) ZZ Top

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Do you have a bumper sticker on your car? If so, what does it say? This is one of my favorites! "Your Body Is a Temple . Mine's an Amusement Park ." http://www.stickergiant.com/Amusement-Park_zbs634.html

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Are having grenades w/o a grenade launcher a really big deal like my friend is telling me they are? Someone said it's a Federal offense but I believe too many things that my friends tell me You'd better call the The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) , just to be sure.... Ohhhh... and make sure you give them your name and address too .

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Now that the price has dropped, what is keeping you from getting an iPhone? I used to have AT&T service for several years and they pissed me enough to leave. I won't go back ! Besides, I already have a phone with a bunch of crap ( features) on it that I never use. Sometimes gadgets can get too technical . I just need a basic reliable phone with good service, good reception and a bare minimum of dropped calls.

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In years to come is it true that a volcanic eruption on the canary islands will send a mega tsunami against the east coast of north america which will wipe out miles of land across america? When is this going to happen? There's no way to tell, but I hope I have time to get my floaties on.

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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Yes !.... but I divorced her many years ago.

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Is that really you in that avatar pic? Yes ! It's an old picture, but I haven't changed much.

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Do you think you're hot? I will be a little later today. .... It's gonna be 105 degrees here !

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Where is a good place Not to Have Sex? In a minefield .

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My front tooth is getting worned out and grey. I think that its about to fall off. What do I do? And why is this happening? Are you talking about a natural tooth or a crown ?

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Does anyone agree with me that Brooke Hogan is one of the hottest? She's cute , but Valerie Bertinelli, Catherine Zeta Jones,and Jennifer Love Hewitt are more my taste.

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Was there ever a toy that you always wanted growing up but never got? I always wanted a remote control gas powered helicopter but didn't get one. Looking back though, it was probably just as well. A true RC helicopter is very hard to master and even the best RC Chopper pilots crash them . Mistakes and accidents can get very expensive ! If I do ever buy / build one, I will definitely take lessons.

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When you drive do you typically go the exact speed limit or 5-10 miles more? I cannot lie ! No ! I have a very heavy right foot and rarely drive the speed limit.

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Have you ever wished you could read a persons mind? Yes , but only if I had total control of that ability and could turn it on & off at will.

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What is your favorite drink? I love a screw...............driver As far as alcoholic drinks go : My number one favorite drink is a top shelf ( Patron, Don Julio, etc) margarita on the rocks. My second favorite drink is a really good vodka martini No vermuth, straight up "Ice Cold" with olives. Sometimes I prefer a dirty martini. Non alcoholic drinks : Number one would be ice cold milk. Number two would be ice tea.

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OMG! I, BigDaddyBS, was expecting this sometime this next week, but thanks to a number of friends resurrecting some of my older questions, I made over 1000 points yesterday, and am now a GURU! Who will celebrate with me? Congratulations Big Daddy !! Awesome Job !!!!

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Have you ever spent over a 1,000,000 on a purse No ! ... and the only way I would is ,if it were worth 2,000,000 and I knew I could get it .

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What type of lip balm do you wear? Caramex

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What level of octane do you use when you 'fill up' your vehicle? One vehicle regular unleaded, one vehicle diesel.

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Would it be funny if i ordered a bunch of pizza and have it delivered to my ex girl friends house No !! Do yourself a favor. Forget the pizza, save your money and just let it go. Life goes on !

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Do you have the Personality of a Ticking Bomb? Normally ? No! If I've had very little sleep and under loads of stress, yes !

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It's a Friday Fright Fest at the AB Drive-In Theater. Would you stop by and share clips and comments about your favorite incarnation of Classic Creatures? Below, trailers from two Peter Cushing Frankenstein features to get us underway: Here's a little Werewolf action for your viewing pleasure.. An American Werewolf In London

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What do you think about the jerks who vandalize cemeteries? What if it was YOUR parents' (or even grandparents' or other relatives') stones being damaged or destroyed? I think that if I ever catch some degenerate in the act of vandalizing a grave( especially that of a loved one), they are going to be just about as "screwed" as they're ever going to be in their entire miserable life! That's all I'm going to say .

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If you have several types of cereal available but not enough of any one kind to make a full bowl, do you ever just mix them together? Yep ! I've done that and FYI... Captain Crunch with Crunchberries and Franken Berry mixed together is pure heaven !

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Wanbli Ohitika has become AB's new GURU!! Do you want to him a party? Congratulations Wanbli !! Awesome Job !!!

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Is there something specific that inspires you to positroll someone, or do you just do it randomly? I do it for various reasons. Mostly I do it just because! ;-)

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How many of you like Salma Hayek? She's pleasant to look at and has a very nice pair of "Ta-Ta's" , but I've seen women who are MUCH more attractive walking around in every day life right here in Dallas, Texas.

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Andy777 & I have been on AB since '04, so we know each other well enough. Her profile says if I'm not accepted as her friend, we don't know each other well enough yet. Why does she decline my request to be added? We're also friendly to each other. Whining is not an attractive personality trait.

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Which character is Sylvester Stallone most closely identified with: Rocky or Rambo? For me, it's Rocky.

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Im in love with a stripper, how can I get her to stop taking my money, and love me for who I am outside of her respectable place of employment? My Oh My !! What's the world coming to? You just can't hardly meet any good women in strip clubs anymore ;-)

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What is the most cowardly way to break up with someone? Smoke signals

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Would you take part in a polygamous relationship or marriage? Nope ! Never ! I'm a one woman man.

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Do you feel intimidated by AB members that have a high all time points tally? No ! Why should I ?

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She has such pretty eyes so why do they look so sad? Too much botox?

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If this pic stood for me how would you describe me? I'd say you were sinfully delicious,.. Based on the picture that is . ;-)

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What does your hair feel like? Soft and thick/dense. Ive got a bunch of hair.

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The AB Drive-In Theater is now open for Thursday Thunder. To shake things up today, would you stop by and share clips and comments about your favorite Indie Flick? Below, a clip from The Accountant to get us underway: Here's a clip from Mad Max......one of my all time favorites !

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We have 50+ Anonymous(s) on AB, how many are your friends with? I have four on my friends list. I think they are most likely members who have left AB or are now inactive for some reason and changed their screen name to Anonymous.

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When you see a person walking all alone on the side of the highway, what do you think? I think, "Wow that sucks and it's a real tough break, but I ain't picking you up."

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If an ex came back to you and wanted to try again, would you? No way ! I am happily married and even if I were single, there's no way in hell I'd get back togather with an ex. There are very good reasons why they became an ex and I have a VERY good memory !

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Do you use yahoo answers too,or just answerbag? Yes, but very rarely .

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Are you a "math" person or a "verbal" person or both? Definitely verbal.

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I you had a Bull Mastiff, what would you name it? Rocky

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What would be your view of a man who cheated on his wife when she was dying of cancer? Here's my personal opinion. The guy would have to be a sh@tbag !! It's something that I personally would never do.

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Where have all the lightning bugs gone? I haven't seen any around here in years. We have plenty of them here in North Texas. They are so ccol to watch !

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What would be better for me to pursue as a career.. being a model or a nurse? For a long & rewarding career, I say nurse. You'll just be a really attractive nurse ;-)

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Men, why don't you trim those awful bushy eyebrows? Duplicate ! Sorry ! Please flag.

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How do you handle road rage? I try my best to get away from them and not aggrivate the situation. I also have a cell phone should I need to call the police. In the worse case scenario , If I were chased down and cornered by a violent wacko hell bent on doing me and my family harm, I am usually armed with a Glock .45 and I'm well trained & proficient in it's use.

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C is for cookie and that's good enough for me, but is it good enough for you? No !! C is for Cerveza.

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Im trying to get into the Who. Any song suggetions? "You Better You Bet" and "Eminence Front" are good for a start. These are two of my favorite Who songs anyway ;-)

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How is your summer going? It's too fricken hot !! I am SO ready for fall .

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Do you like Fries with your Shake? You betcha !.... and make 'em salty please! ;-)

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Is the truth more important than someone's feelings? No ! Not always . I'm not into hurting those I love and care about.

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Who the **** are you? I'm the king of the f**king world ! That's who !! ;-)

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I got 87 points until I reach level 40 . What are you going to do about it? Have a fiver on me! ;-)

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What would you do with an extra arm? Sell it on e-Bay !

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Would you be offended if you were working at a fast food resturant,and you were mopping and someone asks you "So,is this your new talent?"? lol !! I'd ask them.... Do you like the taste of a mop handle ?..... Oh no ? If not, then shut the f**k up ! ;-)

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Would you rather work with someone who works harder or works smarter? Ohhh... No contest ! Smarter !

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What s your dream car? The Bugatti Veyron in Blue/Black http://spots.autogespot.com/viewimages.php?id=c214748364822092007173551

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The wonderful Zack Has become our brand new SWAMI..Who would like to congratulate him for his splendid achievement? Wow !! Congratulations Zack !! Awesome job !!!

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How far from school (elementary, Jr High/Middle School, or High School) did you live? How'd you get there and back? Did you walk? Ride a bike? Ride a bus? Parents drive you? Some other way? (What?) Elementary school - Less than 1/4 mile away. In good weather, I walked. Junior HIgh - About 3 miles away. I was dropped off and picked up by my parents or the parents of my best friend. High School - About 5 1/2 miles away. My freshman year I was dropped off and picked up my either my parents or my best friend's parents. My sophomore year on, I drove.

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What is 1 thing you wanted as a child but never recieved. A street bike ( Motorcycle )... That's probably just as well too. I would have most likely killed myself on a street bike. I was way too wild .

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What does a better job...folding the toilet paper or wadding it up? I've always had great success with folding the paper .You could say that I'm a folder, not a wadder.

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Has anyone ever walked in on you while you were masticating? were you embarrassed? did you keep doing it till you finished, or did you try to quickly cover it up? did the person start masticating along with you? Oh yes ! I've been caught masticating many times. Although not embarrassed, I hate masticating alone. To me, masticating is much more enjoyable when done together with someone special. My wife and I go out to restaurants regularly so we can masticate together in a nice setting around others who enjoy masticating.

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What do you you want it to say on you toumb stone? Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Thats all folks!

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Can i kick you in the balls? Sure , if I can swing you around by the boobs afterwards.

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One of the most thoughtful ABers around, "Rickster is Happy", has made it to Maestro!!! Would you like to join me in congratulating him on this terrific accomplishment? Congratulations Rickster !! Awesome job !!!

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Which members of your family argue the most with one another? I have a crazy whacked out bipolar ( paternal )uncle who can't get along with anyone. He refuses to take his medication and is always pissing someone off. So I'll say... "My crazy uncle and everyone else."

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Which pants leg do you step into first when you put on your pants? It depends on which knee feels best on any given day. Usually I put my right foot in first.

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For a 64 year old grandmother in the hospital for pnemonia. and Congestive heart failure is there any hope left? I agree with Lorik .. Yes !! There is always hope! The first order of business for her doctors will be to draw the excess fluid from her chest cavity and clear the pneumonia. They have different methods for this and are very successful at doing so many times. She is still relatively young and with prompt & proper treatment she should recover. I wish you and your family only the best.

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Why would a person like eating human waste? Severe mental illness !

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Whats the most romantic song you ever heard? Aerosmith- I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

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Red Lobster or Joe's Crab Shack? I'm not a real big fan of either, but I like Joe's Crab Shack the LEAST of the two, so I'll say Red Lobster.

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What is a good car for a person who weighs 600 lbs? Car hell ! How about a forklift ? A BIG forklift! ;-)

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What non-candy items do you give kids who trick-or-treat on Halloween? The only thing I've even given out other than candy was special Halloween cookies and cupcakes and that was in addition to candy. Not in place of candy!

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What are some insects that burrow? Bumble Bees

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Why do all aliens always have such big heads? They take those head enlargement pills advertised in the backs of magazines. Ooops !! My bad.. Wrong head ! ;-)

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What current song of any genre best describes your life and personality? Standing Outside The Fire- By: Garth Books

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Have you ever watched yourself eat? I walked by a mirror as I was taking a bite of a sandwich and I watched myself chew it for a few seconds. I may never eat in front of people again. Yes I have , but I could care less about that.When I'm hungry, that's the last thing on my mind ! Warning to everyone !!! Keep your hands away from my food or you may lose a finger or two. ;-)

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Did Bambi's parents, in the Walt Disney film, have names? Yep ! Sausage & Jerky

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Has anyone in your family been affected by cancer Yes. I lost my Dad and both Grandfathers to cancer.

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If there was a song to define your romantic life right now, what would it be? Nat & Natalie Cole's - Unforgettable

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Would you ever get married by and Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas? Yeah sure ! Why not ? My wife & I could renew our wedding vows and I could wear my blue suede shoes.

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What is the first name of the man I will end up with? Grigori

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Resee cups or kit-kat bars? Reese's Peanut Butter Cups all the way !

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What is your favorite sad song? Here's two !! Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven -AND- George Jones- He Stopped Loving Her Today

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What food has the best texture in your opinion? Prime rib

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Did you ever get in trouble for being too silly? Oh yeah ! At my school the sign on the principal's office door read : " Principal and Vlad. "

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Would you take nutrition advice from a fat person? No !! ...and Slim Fast was not intended to be used for washing down pizza !

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Suppose you are being left for dead, what will be your last words? I'm going to make it out of here and I'm gonna find you !!... And when I do, you're f**king dead !!! Needless to say , I NEVER give up! ;-) If someone was going to leave me for dead, they'd better damned sure kill me and make damn sure I'm dead !

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Im blonde hair blue eyed girl. Should I highlight my hair with brown or black? I think you should stick with blonde and go with lighter/brighter "Sunkissed" blonde highlights but, if you are determined to go dark, I think it would look better to go totally dark .

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Is pink your colour? I have a black polo shirt with strips of bright pink around the inside of the collar and at the bottom edge that I'm quite fond of.

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Have you ever sold drugs? No !! I've given a few Advils to a friend with a headache though.

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