Answerbag: Habba Wants Pizza's answers

Answer to Who can tell us how to put both penis and testicles in her vagina?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:22:26 -0700

Who can tell us how to put both penis and testicles in her vagina?

Uhhh.. you can't?

Answer to What's your random bar joke? http://www.brunching.com/cgi/barjoke.cgi

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:52:48 -0700

What's your random bar joke? http://www.brunching.com/cgi/barjoke.cgi

So this dog walks into a bar. The bartender says "Look, you seem like a nice dog. Give me a hundred bucks and I'll make it worth your while." The dog says "I'd love to take you home and make love to you all night." The bartender stands up and says "Look, we...

Answer to Complete: All work and no _______ makes Jack a dull boy?

Mon, 12 May 2008 20:09:41 -0700

Complete: All work and no _______ makes Jack a dull boy?

iron

Answer to Do nipples remind you of expired salami?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:58:40 -0700

Do nipples remind you of expired salami?

Not anymore.

Answer to What is the worst type of spam?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:57:10 -0700

What is the worst type of spam?

anything that involves the word PENIS

Answer to Do your nipples point in different directions?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:56:25 -0700

Do your nipples point in different directions?

nope.

Answer to Complete: All work and no _______ makes Jack a dull boy?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:55:22 -0700

Complete: All work and no _______ makes Jack a dull boy?

pay?

Answer to What would you say if I was gay

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:13:31 -0700

What would you say if I was gay

Sorry, I'm straight.

Answer to Is there someone famous that is considered beautiful, that you think is not?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:04:41 -0700

Is there someone famous that is considered beautiful, that you think is not?

Keira Knightley nuff said

Answer to I forgot to wash my hands after using the bathroom. Could I be pregnant?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:55:19 -0700

I forgot to wash my hands after using the bathroom. Could I be pregnant?

Only if you ate a chocolate after that.

Answer to Gentlemen, do you know where your prostate is?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:41:57 -0700

Gentlemen, do you know where your prostate is?

Here:

Answer to Is a 7 3/4 inch penis with a 5 1/2 inch circumference big

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:32:48 -0700

Is a 7 3/4 inch penis with a 5 1/2 inch circumference big

For a hippo?

Answer to When a penis enters the vagina doest that person still consider a virgin?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:32:12 -0700

When a penis enters the vagina doest that person still consider a virgin?

No DUHH unless you're britney spears.

Answer to What happens when a person can put his penis into a vagina?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:30:35 -0700

What happens when a person can put his penis into a vagina?

He wins a gold medal.

Answer to What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:30:10 -0700

What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?

A nasty tasting dish?

Answer to Does anyone have GOOD Emma Watson(Hermione Granger from Harry Potter) pics? If u do plz post here!!!

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:27:07 -0700

Does anyone have GOOD Emma Watson(Hermione Granger from Harry Potter) pics? If u do plz post here!!!

How about this one?

Answer to How do I make my penis bigger natuallly at home

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:25:07 -0700

How do I make my penis bigger natuallly at home

You cannot. Sorry.

Answer to Is it possible to make your penis bigger if so how?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:24:14 -0700

Is it possible to make your penis bigger if so how?

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/628220 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/364491

Answer to Ladies, whats the biggest penis you've had sex with

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:18:54 -0700

Ladies, whats the biggest penis you've had sex with

49 inches

Answer to Were does the penis go when you have sex?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:18:15 -0700

Were does the penis go when you have sex?

In the boogeyman's closet.

Answer to How do you know if a woman has testicles?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:13:11 -0700

How do you know if a woman has testicles?

Ask her to wear a bikini.

Answer to What comes to mind when you hear (bow-chika-wow-wow)?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:58:03 -0700

What comes to mind when you hear (bow-chika-wow-wow)?

gay men

Answer to How many times a day do you go poop, what is concidered healthy. What is concidered unhealthy. I know a little personal, but would like to know for an average. Also want to know if it is like that in the family? i will state mine also in post.

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:51:10 -0700

How many times a day do you go poop, what is concidered healthy. What is concidered unhealthy. I know a little personal, but would like to know for an average. Also want to know if it is like that in the family? i will state mine also in post.

As many times as I want.

Answer to All Oriental people know martial arts right? :P

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:50:28 -0700

All Oriental people know martial arts right? :P

And all Australians have a pet kangaroo right?

Answer to Do you ever look at your poop before you flush? if so can you guess what meal it was?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:49:37 -0700

Do you ever look at your poop before you flush? if so can you guess what meal it was?

Yes. No.

Answer to Isn't it past your bedtime?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:49:15 -0700

Isn't it past your bedtime?

No it aint.

Answer to What's the sexiest thing you never had sex with?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:39:41 -0700

What's the sexiest thing you never had sex with?

?

Answer to At what age did you feel your sexiest?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:38:38 -0700

At what age did you feel your sexiest?

I was never sexist.

Answer to Who is the sexiest person in the world?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:38:11 -0700

Who is the sexiest person in the world?

Your Mom.

Answer to What is Shane Warne doing after his retirement from test cricket?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:39:38 -0700

What is Shane Warne doing after his retirement from test cricket?

IPL

Answer to Why is cricket clothing white?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:36:29 -0700

Why is cricket clothing white?

Only in test matches, which lasts for five days and wearing white cotton clothes is the most comfortable option.

Answer to What is the IPL?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:34:29 -0700

What is the IPL?

It is on the lines of football’s English Premier League and the National Basketball League (NBA) of the U.S. The IPL will be a franchise-model wherein corporates and sponsors will be allowed to buy and run teams. Player buy-outs will be an added feature.

Answer to In cricket can 2 players be out in the same ball?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:31:29 -0700

In cricket can 2 players be out in the same ball?

"Under Law 23.1(a)(iii), the ball becomes dead as soon as a batsman is dismissed. Therefore it is not possible for both batsmen to be dismissed off the same ball."

Answer to Where will the IPL's first games be played?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:26:44 -0700

Where will the IPL's first games be played?

18 April 2008 Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Kolkata Knight Riders M. Chinnaswamy Stadium, Bangalore http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Indian_Premier_League

Answer to What would you do if someone said "China is the best"?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:23:52 -0700

What would you do if someone said "China is the best"?

Only if you're Chinese!

Answer to What exactly is " gay pride"?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:17:56 -0700

What exactly is " gay pride"?

that people should be proud of their sexual orientation

Answer to Have you ever been to a gay pride parade?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:14:50 -0700

Have you ever been to a gay pride parade?

No.

Answer to Are you comfortable watching sex scenes in movies with your parents?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:07:04 -0700

Are you comfortable watching sex scenes in movies with your parents?

Nope! That's why I prefer watching movies with my friends.

Answer to What would you consider the scariest animal in the whole world? If you want, provide pictures please!

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:01:38 -0700

What would you consider the scariest animal in the whole world? If you want, provide pictures please!

This one: http://photos4.flickr.com/4911392_7763382565.jpg

Answer to What is your favorite AB category and why?

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:55:26 -0700

What is your favorite AB category and why?

POTATOES!!!! http://www.answerbag.com/c_view/5546

Answer to How do i turn my boyfriend on??? i have tried many many times to turn him on but i just cant. . .wat do i do?? (also tell help me how to turn him on in public)

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:25:21 -0800

How do i turn my boyfriend on??? i have tried many many times to turn him on but i just cant. . .wat do i do?? (also tell help me how to turn him on in public)

show him your boobies

Answer to What should you get a woman who has everything?

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:10:52 -0800

What should you get a woman who has everything?

Your heart.

Answer to ♥ ♥ ♥ do you like lovehearts? ♥ ♥ ♥

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:17:43 -0800

♥ ♥ ♥ do you like lovehearts? ♥ ♥ ♥

Only if used appropriately.

Answer to Current Michael jackson vs Elephant man, who is handsomer?

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:03:33 -0800

Current Michael jackson vs Elephant man, who is handsomer?

Definitely not this guy. http://www.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/creepy_jacko_mask_halloween_mask_ebay.jpg

Answer to Who would win in a fight the pope or ghandi?

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:59:24 -0800

Who would win in a fight the pope or ghandi?

Who the hell is Ghandhi?

Answer to I went to sleep.Then i woke up hours later.I looked in the and i saw a constellation of pimples on my face which wasnt there before....why da hell is dat?

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:58:41 -0800

I went to sleep.Then i woke up hours later.I looked in the and i saw a constellation of pimples on my face which wasnt there before....why da hell is dat?

You need to go to a doctor.

Answer to Whats the worst thing a woman can say to break up with a man?

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:55:25 -0800

Whats the worst thing a woman can say to break up with a man?

I think it's time to find someone better for me.

Answer to What is worse than getting coal for Christmas?

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:54:58 -0800

What is worse than getting coal for Christmas?

Getting a bomb that's gonna explode in the next 10 seconds

Answer to Why are us Americans so sexually immature and sexually uptight compared to the rest of the world?

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:53:19 -0800

Why are us Americans so sexually immature and sexually uptight compared to the rest of the world?

I did not know that Americans were sexually immature. Merry Christmas.

Answer to If you had to name your newborn child after a country, which one would you choose?

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:50:08 -0800

If you had to name your newborn child after a country, which one would you choose?

Cyprus

Answer to Does matthias like brenda?

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:52:15 -0800

Does matthias like brenda?

Why don't you ask Matthias?

Answer to Why am i suddenly seeing loads of illiterate questions/answers?

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:49:01 -0800

Why am i suddenly seeing loads of illiterate questions/answers?

How can a question/answer be illiterate?

Answer to What is the most interesting word that you can think of this instant?

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:46:34 -0800

What is the most interesting word that you can think of this instant?

Snuffer

Answer to How did you feel the first time your question got answered by an AB Swami?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:59:23 -0800

How did you feel the first time your question got answered by an AB Swami?

I felt blessed.

Answer to Congratulations to Mr.Pre-swami for becoming Swami of Answerbag! Who else would like to congratulate Mr.Pre-swami for making history on becoming a Swami ? Congratulations Mr. Pre-swami and great job!

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:58:34 -0800

Congratulations to Mr.Pre-swami for becoming Swami of Answerbag! Who else would like to congratulate Mr.Pre-swami for making history on becoming a Swami ? Congratulations Mr. Pre-swami and great job!

Some dumb guy???

Answer to A swami is an honorable title given to a Hindu religious teacher. So, why is that a rank on answerbag? It seems a bit odd, if the person doesn't follow the Hindu religion... Anyone else find this to be a bit strange?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:50:06 -0800

A swami is an honorable title given to a Hindu religious teacher. So, why is that a rank on answerbag? It seems a bit odd, if the person doesn't follow the Hindu religion... Anyone else find this to be a bit strange?

The word swami means master; it means striving for the mastery over one's smaller self and habit patterns, so that the eternal Self within may come shining through. http://www.swamij.com/what-is-a-swami.htm I find nothing wrong with it.

Answer to How did the member ''Kevin the swami does oregami'' get to swami fast? I didn't even know he was in ab!

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:42:14 -0800

How did the member ''Kevin the swami does oregami'' get to swami fast? I didn't even know he was in ab!

Hard work and dedication

Answer to Are you regular?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:20:12 -0800

Are you regular?

No I'm special.

Answer to What happens when you get to level 100?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:17:46 -0800

What happens when you get to level 100?

You realize how lonely you are and decide to travel the world.

Answer to Did it hurt

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:13:19 -0800

Did it hurt

Not really

Answer to What does your hair look like right now?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:06:26 -0800

What does your hair look like right now?

Something like this

Answer to Is it bad to pick at blackheads?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:04:47 -0800

Is it bad to pick at blackheads?

Yes, there's something racist about that expression.

Answer to Do albinos have translucent genitals?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:03:14 -0800

Do albinos have translucent genitals?

Sounds delicious.

Answer to Skin is the largest organ of the human body. How would you describe your skin? (i.e. color, texture, etc.)

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:59:14 -0800

Skin is the largest organ of the human body. How would you describe your skin? (i.e. color, texture, etc.)

Its pinkish yellow and becomes golden brown in the sun, and it tastes and feels like kiwi(the fruit).

Answer to Guys: Do you like your lady to have facial hair or be clean shaven?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:51:59 -0800

Guys: Do you like your lady to have facial hair or be clean shaven?

Facial hair

Answer to What is your natural hair color?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:45:17 -0800

What is your natural hair color?

Black

Answer to What should AB call someone who reaches level 70

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:25:54 -0800

What should AB call someone who reaches level 70

Crazy

Answer to Should level 69 be a lucky level?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:17:23 -0800

Should level 69 be a lucky level?

Level 69 ooh yeah great level.

Answer to Why do we have to wear pants if we have underware

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:15:48 -0800

Why do we have to wear pants if we have underware

Because its cold.

Answer to What's your favorite hair color on either sex?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:10:02 -0800

What's your favorite hair color on either sex?

Black hair!

Answer to Blonde, Red or brunette?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:03:28 -0800

Blonde, Red or brunette?

Brunette!

Answer to Why do people with black hair always insist that its dark brown?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:54:39 -0800

Why do people with black hair always insist that its dark brown?

Because dark brown sounds better and reminds people of chocolate cake.

Answer to Why do people think I'm weird for dying my hair black?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:53:32 -0800

Why do people think I'm weird for dying my hair black?

Because they're jealous.

Answer to People always comment about my pale slips and face...how can i cure this?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:49:30 -0800

People always comment about my pale slips and face...how can i cure this?

Get out of your house once in a while.

Answer to There are so many warnings about the sun and skin cancer , do you still lay out and tan or are you very cautious now..?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:46:19 -0800

There are so many warnings about the sun and skin cancer , do you still lay out and tan or are you very cautious now..?

I wear a sunscreen but I love it when I turn golden. :P

Answer to What do you say to someone when they say "wow you look so tan"? "Thank you?" "I know". What?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:43:41 -0800

What do you say to someone when they say "wow you look so tan"? "Thank you?" "I know". What?

"Really?"

Answer to How do i quickly get rid of my tan so i'll have porcelain skin?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:42:25 -0800

How do i quickly get rid of my tan so i'll have porcelain skin?

Wear a hat and a strong sunscreen protection when stepping out of your house.

Answer to Why do many people want to get tanned? What's wrong with being pale?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:40:52 -0800

Why do many people want to get tanned? What's wrong with being pale?

Tan makes you look shinier and thinner.

Answer to What results do you get when you search your AB name on "Search for Answers"?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:25:44 -0800

What results do you get when you search your AB name on "Search for Answers"?

No results for habba were found.

Answer to Have any pictures of gorgeous eyes?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:20:41 -0800

Have any pictures of gorgeous eyes?

That's the close up of one of my eyes.

Answer to What height is too tall for a women?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:39:24 -0800

What height is too tall for a women?

I guess 6 ft is the limit, unless you're in excellent shape like Maria Sharapova.

Answer to Do you think we will see smaller less muscular wrestlers now that the WWE is cracking down on steroids?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:28:19 -0800

Do you think we will see smaller less muscular wrestlers now that the WWE is cracking down on steroids?

They're using naturally huge guys these days. http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r30/ahmadhijazzzi/l_0011bc73a899a6e18c17edec6c0ffc17.jpg

Answer to Do girls like guys with extra hairy arms?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:08:52 -0800

Do girls like guys with extra hairy arms?

I don't. It just makes me sick.

Answer to I think I now have my very own Troll...What should I name him?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:00:01 -0800

I think I now have my very own Troll...What should I name him?

Sugary Fillilo Presley

Answer to My poop is purple is that bad

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:55:21 -0800

My poop is purple is that bad

It could mean that there's some blood in it. If anyone has purple poop run to the doctor.

Answer to What rhymes with purple?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:51:28 -0800

What rhymes with purple?

fur ball!!! purple fur ball

Answer to Why can't our eyes be colors other than brown, green, blue (etc.)? Why can't they be purple, pink, etc.?

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:50:30 -0800

Why can't our eyes be colors other than brown, green, blue (etc.)? Why can't they be purple, pink, etc.?

Albinos are pink eyes. Some people have purple eyes. In some people blood leaks out in the iris and their eyes appear reddish. The point is that such weird colored eyes exist but they are very very rare.

Answer to Close your eyes and imagine a purple cow. How much detail can you visualise? Can you actually see the colour ?(I can't)

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:48:27 -0800

Close your eyes and imagine a purple cow. How much detail can you visualise? Can you actually see the colour ?(I can't)

I can see the purple cow in 3D.

Answer to How tall is Paris Hilton?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:59:20 -0800

How tall is Paris Hilton?

she looks like a giant on simple life

Answer to Have you ever been called Paris Hilton before?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:54:52 -0800

Have you ever been called Paris Hilton before?

No.....

Answer to Is it just me, or didn't Paris Hilton look young and pretty without all the makeup and dressed simply, as she left gaol? I have never seen her look so sweet. Is there hope for a change?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:51:28 -0800

Is it just me, or didn't Paris Hilton look young and pretty without all the makeup and dressed simply, as she left gaol? I have never seen her look so sweet. Is there hope for a change?

Yes, she wears too much crap like everyone in hollywood. http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/this_is_paris4.jpg

Answer to Would Paris Hilton be able to get a guy on her looks and personality alone?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:47:06 -0800

Would Paris Hilton be able to get a guy on her looks and personality alone?

Yes she would, many guys are into the stupid model type.

Answer to How tall should a 15 year old girl be?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:31:50 -0800

How tall should a 15 year old girl be?

Well any height.

Answer to What's the best website about Q&A?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:09:28 -0800

What's the best website about Q&A?

This one

Answer to Are there a such thing as black eyes? Because many people said there are, and alot said there isn't.

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:07:30 -0800

Are there a such thing as black eyes? Because many people said there are, and alot said there isn't.

Yes, Asians have black eyes. They're very very dark brown. http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1709666/2/istockphoto_1709666_asian_eyes.jpg

Answer to What is the hardest question to ask a girl?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:03:21 -0800

What is the hardest question to ask a girl?

Can you please lose some weight?

Answer to Who's next?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:52:57 -0800

Who's next?

Mom?

Answer to Are you confused? ...........................What are you mostly confused about?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:51:36 -0800

Are you confused? ...........................What are you mostly confused about?

Mom?

Answer to I'm feeling super, thanks for asking! How are are you?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:50:59 -0800

I'm feeling super, thanks for asking! How are are you?

I am am fine. ;)

Answer to Who is the hottest athlete?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:48:20 -0800

Who is the hottest athlete?

C Ronaldo