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Answer to Texting while driving is __.

Mon, 23 May 2011 04:52:42 -0700

Texting while driving is __.

is dangerous and retarded

Answer to how many women have you had sex with ?

Sun, 15 May 2011 06:58:33 -0700

how many women have you had sex with ?

NONE

Answer to If the US and China fell apart, which country would be the next superpower?

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 06:48:59 -0800

If the US and China fell apart, which country would be the next superpower?

japan or the uk

Answer to What do you think of when I say the word: EVIL?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:14:19 -0800

What do you think of when I say the word: EVIL?

Child welfare system

Answer to Isn't part of being Christian being kind too?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:39:00 -0800

Isn't part of being Christian being kind too?

it should be , but cps her in norway are being mean as hell .

Answer to is this apporitate action for a lawyer to take towards their clint? see answer 1

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:20:45 -0800

is this apporitate action for a lawyer to take towards their clint? see answer 1

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Answer to What is a male's most erotic part of the body?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:20:35 -0800

What is a male's most erotic part of the body?

his eyes n then his chest

Answer to Are you addicted to AB.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:18:32 -0800

Are you addicted to AB.

once upon a time i was

Answer to Where Can I Watch Grey's Anatomy Season 6 Episode 1 S6e01 Good Morning Online For Fre

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 06:14:15 -0800

Where Can I Watch Grey's Anatomy Season 6 Episode 1 S6e01 Good Morning Online For Fre

http://tv.blinkx.com/show/charmed/4P7EJKhX8egnaehy try them , so far that i know they have every series known to man .

Answer to Is your current partner Mr/Miss 'Right' or Mr/Miss "You'll Do'?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 04:57:44 -0800

Is your current partner Mr/Miss 'Right' or Mr/Miss "You'll Do'?

since i lack one ill speak on my exs behalf and he ll never find out .. MISS you ll do , because im stupid and blind and will screw anything with two legs and a hole

Answer to Would any of you continue to pursue someone if you found out they were already in a relationship?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:34:55 -0800

Would any of you continue to pursue someone if you found out they were already in a relationship?

no i would not

Answer to What should you not do while pregnant?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:52:54 -0800

What should you not do while pregnant?

clean the litter box

Answer to Did you get lucky last night?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:08:38 -0800

Did you get lucky last night?

no i did not , in fact im the most umlucky person in the world right now .

Answer to What kind of girl are you attracted to?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:34:18 -0800

What kind of girl are you attracted to?

im not

Answer to When does a break mean goodbye?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:15:45 -0800

When does a break mean goodbye?

when he blocks you for no reason everywhere on the web

Answer to How long have you gone without sex?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:13:30 -0800

How long have you gone without sex?

over 3 years

Answer to Are your orgasms loud or silent?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:11:00 -0800

Are your orgasms loud or silent?

loud their loud

Answer to Electric _____________.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:19:58 -0800

Electric _____________.

dreams

Answer to Garlic keeps vampires away, but alas it attracts Frenchmen. What can I use to keep both vampires and Frenchmen away?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:13:49 -0800

Garlic keeps vampires away, but alas it attracts Frenchmen. What can I use to keep both vampires and Frenchmen away?

a 97 year old naked fat man

Answer to Is it better not to brush your teeth if the public bathroom you're using is unventilated?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:10:53 -0800

Is it better not to brush your teeth if the public bathroom you're using is unventilated?

no i never brush my teeth in those kind of bathrooms ,

Answer to This guy touched my breast without my permission. He honestly just walked up to me and squeezed them in the school hall way. I yelled at him very loudly. Did I over react?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:08:00 -0800

This guy touched my breast without my permission. He honestly just walked up to me and squeezed them in the school hall way. I yelled at him very loudly. Did I over react?

no you didnt , did you slap him afterwords

Answer to Can you substitute oil for butter in baking cupcakes?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:05:39 -0800

Can you substitute oil for butter in baking cupcakes?

yes you are suppose to use cooking oil for cupcakes

Answer to Who do you think is the next famous person to die?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:01:59 -0800

Who do you think is the next famous person to die?

my guess would be Madonna or amy winehouse

Answer to How do you forget someone you love?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:31:47 -0800

How do you forget someone you love?

you cant , the memories the joy that you spent together , the way that person made you feel , its impossible to forget them

Answer to Is Leonardo DiCaprio gay?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:26:17 -0800

Is Leonardo DiCaprio gay?

far from it yummy

Answer to What is the greatest Michael Jackson song in your opinion?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:21:03 -0800

What is the greatest Michael Jackson song in your opinion?

these two

Answer to Can you name two things that just belong together?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:08:47 -0800

Can you name two things that just belong together?

peanutbutter n jelly

Answer to What's the worst song that could be played at a funeral?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:06:28 -0800

What's the worst song that could be played at a funeral?

this one

Answer to Would you like me to give you a short future reading from some angel guidance cards?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:04:02 -0800

Would you like me to give you a short future reading from some angel guidance cards?

yes please

Answer to You have five seconds to decide if you would prefer a free cruise or five thousand dollars. Which do you chose?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:02:47 -0800

You have five seconds to decide if you would prefer a free cruise or five thousand dollars. Which do you chose?

cash please

Answer to Have you ever flatlined?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:59:27 -0800

Have you ever flatlined?

no why

Answer to Why did you slap me?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:56:45 -0800

Why did you slap me?

because i felt like it

Answer to What, if anything, is perfect in this world?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:55:16 -0800

What, if anything, is perfect in this world?

a newborn baby

Answer to Can a man ever get over a woman he loved? Or does it torment him?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:09:13 -0800

Can a man ever get over a woman he loved? Or does it torment him?

yep my ex got over me within a year

Answer to How does on mend a broken heart?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:00:39 -0800

How does on mend a broken heart?

AH depending on who broke it it may never heal

Answer to How much money would it take for you to stay with someone who cheated on you repeatedly?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:54:20 -0800

How much money would it take for you to stay with someone who cheated on you repeatedly?

he d have to be a billionair

Answer to Do mentally retarded people go to hell?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:51:51 -0800

Do mentally retarded people go to hell?

hell is the physical plane of existence

Answer to Do you have a sister in law that would be better suited with the title "skank in law"?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:49:19 -0800

Do you have a sister in law that would be better suited with the title "skank in law"?

yep had 17 miscarriges by the time she was25

Answer to Would you rather die by firing squid or by being hanged?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:45:36 -0800

Would you rather die by firing squid or by being hanged?

is both asking too much

Answer to What do you do when a man doesnt (clearly) want you...but u cant help chasing him?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:42:55 -0800

What do you do when a man doesnt (clearly) want you...but u cant help chasing him?

learn to ignor the fact he is alive

Answer to Is there an alcoholic in your immediate family? if so…How do you deal with it?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:41:30 -0800

Is there an alcoholic in your immediate family? if so…How do you deal with it?

yes my brother inlaw

Answer to What would you say if you and your s/o had a fairly major argument and s/he said with a serious stern expression, "I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee!"?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:01:48 -0800

What would you say if you and your s/o had a fairly major argument and s/he said with a serious stern expression, "I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee!"?

ID be shocked into silence because the comment would be unexpected

Answer to How would you prove to an alien that you are an intelligent being before they serve you as an entrée?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:56:01 -0800

How would you prove to an alien that you are an intelligent being before they serve you as an entrée?

BY OFFERING THEM A VEGANIC MEAL

Answer to What U.S. President (past or present, alive or dead) would you like to be able to sit down and chat with for an hour?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:53:34 -0800

What U.S. President (past or present, alive or dead) would you like to be able to sit down and chat with for an hour?

JFK

Answer to Does your significant other look at all like one of your parents?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:51:40 -0800

Does your significant other look at all like one of your parents?

MY EX OF 7 YEARS LOOKED LIKE ME , BUT NOT MY PARENTS

Answer to Can we change the name of Christmas please?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:45:09 -0800

Can we change the name of Christmas please?

sure can while your at it change the date to DEc 21st and call it winter soltice

Answer to What kind of woman knowingly gets involved with a high profile man who is married?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:41:51 -0800

What kind of woman knowingly gets involved with a high profile man who is married?

a gold digger

Answer to Fill-in: The one thing I really want is__________.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:39:22 -0800

Fill-in: The one thing I really want is__________.

sex drugs n rock n roll all rolled into one

Answer to Barbara Streisand V Barry Manilow V Dustin Hoffman. Who nose the winner?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:38:06 -0800

Barbara Streisand V Barry Manilow V Dustin Hoffman. Who nose the winner?

1) Hoffman, two Barbra , three manilow

Answer to Are you INCREDIBLE?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:35:42 -0800

Are you INCREDIBLE?

no i am not , but if you look in the dictionary and look up the word AWESOMENESS then you ll find a pic of me as the definition of the word

Answer to Dowereallyneedthespacebarwhenwearetyping?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:33:12 -0800

Dowereallyneedthespacebarwhenwearetyping?

ifyouwanttomakeanassofyourselftheniguessnot

Answer to If a woman cheated on her husband and he violently beat her in a bloody rage, sending her to he hospital, what would be the bigger story? The adultery or the domestic violence?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:29:11 -0800

If a woman cheated on her husband and he violently beat her in a bloody rage, sending her to he hospital, what would be the bigger story? The adultery or the domestic violence?

id say the beating

Answer to Best website...Answerbag or U-tube?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:09:49 -0800

Best website...Answerbag or U-tube?

oo tuff choice, so im pleading the 5th

Answer to Im a teenage boy and I think that my girlfriend could be pregnant, what advice could you give me?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:02:29 -0800

Im a teenage boy and I think that my girlfriend could be pregnant, what advice could you give me?

the only advice that is giviable is for her to choose what she wants to do with it , and be supportive no matter what .

Answer to What's the worst excuses for turning down sex? please say if its a guy/ girl thing

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:49:47 -0800

What's the worst excuses for turning down sex? please say if its a guy/ girl thing

one of two things i got my monthly or you have a bad case of ED

Answer to How can I make myself happy? I'm single, desperate for attention, and when someone calls or texts me, it's always someone I have no interest talking to.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:48:10 -0800

How can I make myself happy? I'm single, desperate for attention, and when someone calls or texts me, it's always someone I have no interest talking to.

i might text you and talk to you

Answer to I really need to replace my _______ soon before it quits working?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:20:43 -0800

I really need to replace my _______ soon before it quits working?

lighter

Answer to When all else fails . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ._____________!

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:15:06 -0800

When all else fails . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ._____________!

blame a nun

Answer to Today is my 19th b day!!! How many happy birthdays can I get?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:11:27 -0800

Today is my 19th b day!!! How many happy birthdays can I get?

happy bday hope its a good one

Answer to Do you think ab should have its own chat room?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:50:38 -0800

Do you think ab should have its own chat room?

thats a good idea ,

Answer to Does it hurt REALLY bad having a baby? How long does it hurt for and how long does it usually take for the baby to come out?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:41:46 -0800

Does it hurt REALLY bad having a baby? How long does it hurt for and how long does it usually take for the baby to come out?

it hurts like hell, but after the baby is in your arms its all worth it , as for the other it depends it could be anywhere from 30 min to 48 hours .

Answer to What's something you can do without in your life right now?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:35:24 -0800

What's something you can do without in your life right now?

CPS after i get my kids home .

Answer to Can victims of domestic abuse suffer from PTSD?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:28:39 -0800

Can victims of domestic abuse suffer from PTSD?

totally , i should know since i have PTSD

Answer to What can you hear but cannot see

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:13:17 -0800

What can you hear but cannot see

dead people

Answer to Is it weird that I love reading about serial killers?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:11:34 -0800

Is it weird that I love reading about serial killers?

not if your thinking of joining them

Answer to Where is God right now?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:04:18 -0800

Where is God right now?

visiting mars

Answer to Please fill out this survey.. 1. Gender: 2. Age: 3. Political Party: 4. Number of times voted: Thank you for taking the time to answer. This is for a college final:)

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:02:54 -0800

Please fill out this survey.. 1. Gender: 2. Age: 3. Political Party: 4. Number of times voted: Thank you for taking the time to answer. This is for a college final:)

female ,34, democrat, 4

Answer to Did you get wasted on your 21st birthday?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:59:49 -0800

Did you get wasted on your 21st birthday?

no i was pregnant

Answer to In no more than 5 words, what does your father look like?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:56:19 -0800

In no more than 5 words, what does your father look like?

DADS gonna kill me if he ever see this .. lol

Answer to Does your Christmas tree have a color theme?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:49:32 -0800

Does your Christmas tree have a color theme?

not yet still gotta buy the stuff that goes on it .

Answer to What is the root cause of all Evil?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:40:28 -0800

What is the root cause of all Evil?

EVIL CPS workers , credit cards , ex husbands , evil JUDGES SATAN , I CAN GO ON AND ON

Answer to Is it better to cheer people up by telling them what they want to hear or sobering them up by telling them what they need to know?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:33:58 -0800

Is it better to cheer people up by telling them what they want to hear or sobering them up by telling them what they need to know?

wow rosie i missed this one .. id think its a good idea to use both but also be nice about it .

Answer to What is the point of this site?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:23:56 -0800

What is the point of this site?

the over all point of this site that me and my Ab friends keep coming back to is that we are a family of misfits who seek answers to questions that are meaningful as well as pointless and fun . to enjoy our selvs and make new friends . to support each other during hard times and fun times ....

Answer to Do you smile everytime you think about your S/O?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:16:37 -0800

Do you smile everytime you think about your S/O?

no but that is only because i dont have one

Answer to How can this person(troll) who is giving -5 points for every question of mine be located on answerbag?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:12:24 -0800

How can this person(troll) who is giving -5 points for every question of mine be located on answerbag?

i would say that its impossible to know , but i have a policy , i always tell the person that iv dr them and why .

Answer to Would you take a job as Satans little helper in the Afterlife?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:27:50 -0800

Would you take a job as Satans little helper in the Afterlife?

yeah as i am satan haha .

Answer to Where is the safest place on earth?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:26:19 -0800

Where is the safest place on earth?

top of mt everest

Answer to Name one form of torture technique

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:12:56 -0800

Name one form of torture technique

cps constanting threating people for no reason

Answer to At what age would you start to consider people "elderly"?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:11:33 -0800

At what age would you start to consider people "elderly"?

anyone above the age of 30

Answer to How long did your long distance relationship last? Or, how long has it been lasting?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:06:08 -0800

How long did your long distance relationship last? Or, how long has it been lasting?

mine lasted 7 years .

Answer to Do children have the right to know their biological parents?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:52:54 -0800

Do children have the right to know their biological parents?

yes they have every right for a chance to know their real parents and to question them why they where given up .

Answer to If I found your significant other cheating, should I tell you or you rather find out on your own?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:41:43 -0800

If I found your significant other cheating, should I tell you or you rather find out on your own?

id want to know about asap

Answer to How old were you when you lost your virginity? Do you wish you had waited longer?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:36:25 -0800

How old were you when you lost your virginity? Do you wish you had waited longer?

i was 16 n stupid

Answer to Whom do you love more than life?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:49:39 -0700

Whom do you love more than life?

my kids

Answer to Is it rude to tell your S/O, that his friends are losers, when they drink and do drugs everyday?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:37:25 -0700

Is it rude to tell your S/O, that his friends are losers, when they drink and do drugs everyday?

i dont think so , because i did just that almost three years ago and he dumped me for it less then two weeks later .

Answer to Can i give you a hug ? goodness knows you deserve one...

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:19:49 -0700

Can i give you a hug ? goodness knows you deserve one...

your right about that and right now i need one ((((hugs)))))

Answer to Who do you like more, Tweety or Sylvester?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:11:49 -0700

Who do you like more, Tweety or Sylvester?

Tweety hands down

Answer to Whenever I see a black man with a white woman I get mad, does this make me racist or a bad person?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:57:10 -0700

Whenever I see a black man with a white woman I get mad, does this make me racist or a bad person?

trust me on this , it makes you look likea freaking stuck up prick with a closed mind

Answer to What's your favorite Billy Idol song?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:53:39 -0700

What's your favorite Billy Idol song?

white wedding of course

Answer to You wake up one morning,turn to your side;lying next to you are 2 strippers,an inflated inner tube,a spear gun & a bag lady with her shopping cart next to the bed ! Then your S/O comes in thru the door and asks;what do you have to say for yourself ? Well?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:52:16 -0700

You wake up one morning,turn to your side;lying next to you are 2 strippers,an inflated inner tube,a spear gun & a bag lady with her shopping cart next to the bed ! Then your S/O comes in thru the door and asks;what do you have to say for yourself ? Well?

WTF IMAO that must have been one hell of a drinking and drug binge ,,,,,,, try this one ,,,, waking up next to three guys all of them with huge hard ons , 10 dogs and a corps. in bed with you

Answer to Would you consider yourself a kind-hearted, compassionate person?

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:18:48 -0700

Would you consider yourself a kind-hearted, compassionate person?

yes i do and yes i am , but id advise people not to get on my bad side .

Answer to What would you do if you saw an injured robot lying in the street?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:00:15 -0700

What would you do if you saw an injured robot lying in the street?

id kick it

Answer to A few bad favlours for condums?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:55:46 -0700

A few bad favlours for condums?

go ahead and flag this one , thanks

Answer to What is your favourite Cary Grant film?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:48:23 -0700

What is your favourite Cary Grant film?

this one is hard to choose since i love them all

Answer to If you were sentenced to life imprisonment, or offered a suicide pill, which would you accept?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:39:09 -0700

If you were sentenced to life imprisonment, or offered a suicide pill, which would you accept?

id take the pill thanks

Answer to What are some funny ways of saying you are going to the toilet?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:36:29 -0700

What are some funny ways of saying you are going to the toilet?

i gotta go use the head

Answer to Anybody got a great comeback to those four words ....... I told you so?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:34:55 -0700

Anybody got a great comeback to those four words ....... I told you so?

so just take me out back and shoot me already

Answer to Have you ever had to hire a Lawyer?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:02:49 -0700

Have you ever had to hire a Lawyer?

speaking of lawyer in the past 5 months i had to fire one and hire a new one for my CPS case

Answer to What would be a bad flavor for edible underwear?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:57:01 -0700

What would be a bad flavor for edible underwear?

anchoives

Answer to Should parents conceal reality from their children (ie poverty etc)?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:51:44 -0700

Should parents conceal reality from their children (ie poverty etc)?

as a parent who is more or less on that level and of which im currently being taken to court for ,,, parents should tell their kids like i do the truth of what is going on in all areas of their lives.