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Answer to What is the strangest thing you have ever done for a dare?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:26:43 -0700

What is the strangest thing you have ever done for a dare?

Something involving a double dog.

Answer to Have you ever eaten dirt? Ever tempted or dared to eat it?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:25:36 -0700

Have you ever eaten dirt? Ever tempted or dared to eat it?

I have been tempted to take a dirt nap though. Ptew, the dirt doesn't taste good though.

Answer to If your jaws were wired shut, what solid food would you HATE to have mixed in a blender to drink through a straw? Which food would you like?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:24:33 -0700

If your jaws were wired shut, what solid food would you HATE to have mixed in a blender to drink through a straw? Which food would you like?

Beets, major yuckers :( Can I have beer :)

Answer to Can you drink when your 18, in ontario?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:58:34 -0700

Can you drink when your 18, in ontario?

Sure, why not. I'll purchase the brews if you pay for them and we go to your hutch to drink them. Why not, Ay!

Answer to Would you get a tattoo for a dare?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:56:15 -0700

Would you get a tattoo for a dare?

I don't have one yet. You better show me a lump of money.

Answer to The lovely SWEETCAKES has just made GURU!!!! who would like to come to her party?? congratulations sweetie!!!!

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:33:49 -0700

The lovely SWEETCAKES has just made GURU!!!! who would like to come to her party?? congratulations sweetie!!!!

G'day Congrats on your new level. Regards

Answer to Riddle: What are made to be broken?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:28:56 -0700

Riddle: What are made to be broken?

Domino displays. Everyone wants to tip the first domino.

Answer to Why is Guam in the International pool of the LLWS if it is a U.S. Territory?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:08:45 -0700

Why is Guam in the International pool of the LLWS if it is a U.S. Territory?

I suppose it's politics since Taiwan is considered Taipei . It's just games that that international community plays in this vast world of ours.

Answer to Will there be another rainbow 6 vegas game for the ps3

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:06:17 -0700

Will there be another rainbow 6 vegas game for the ps3

The magic 8-ball has said that this is probable.

Answer to Would anyone like to join me in wishing the residents of South Florida goodluck with the impending hurricane Fay heading toward them?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:03:55 -0700

Would anyone like to join me in wishing the residents of South Florida goodluck with the impending hurricane Fay heading toward them?

Yes, I would like to wish my friend Chris and myself good luck upon this impending doom.

Answer to I have a cat whisker stuck in my throat, how do I get it out?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:02:23 -0700

I have a cat whisker stuck in my throat, how do I get it out?

Try to barf it out. This may sound extreme but do you want that stuck in your throat?

Answer to If you could have the world's largest collection of ONE thing, what would you choose?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:57:19 -0700

If you could have the world's largest collection of ONE thing, what would you choose?

Platinum, it's even better than money!!!!!

Answer to Does my Arrowhead avatar look like a Christmas tree to you?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:55:56 -0700

Does my Arrowhead avatar look like a Christmas tree to you?

No, for some odd reason, it beckoned me to the Ojibwas, go figure.

Answer to I have to work out my delivery on time %. I had 165 deliveries and 8 lates how do i work ot my on time %.

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:39:25 -0700

I have to work out my delivery on time %. I had 165 deliveries and 8 lates how do i work ot my on time %.

Put your rear in overdrive and get them deliveries out now or else. Come on, time's awasting. What are we paying you for anyway?!?!

Answer to Bare feet or socks in bed

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:37:58 -0700

Bare feet or socks in bed

Bare feet of course.

Answer to Do you think the USA will have to reinstitute the draft?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:35:00 -0700

Do you think the USA will have to reinstitute the draft?

All I know is that I'm too old to get drafted. I hope they reinstitute the draught at the bar though.

Answer to Where in the body would you find the patella

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:33:09 -0700

Where in the body would you find the patella

The knee cap is what it is.

Answer to Which british heroine carried a pet own in her pocket

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:30:42 -0700

Which british heroine carried a pet own in her pocket

Paris Hilton, I believe she is an honorary British citizen.

Answer to If I ask a stupid question, will you give me a stupid answer?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:15:22 -0700

If I ask a stupid question, will you give me a stupid answer?

Well since the King of Sarcasm has answered your question, you better bet a fortune that I would.

Answer to Is suicide ever ok?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:11:47 -0700

Is suicide ever ok?

If someone has a terminal illness and life is constant pain and there is no light at the end of the proverbial tunnel then yes it is.

Answer to Would you go to work with no underwear on?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:08:52 -0700

Would you go to work with no underwear on?

Kevin Kommando at your service!

Answer to Does your conscience trouble you when you breach the speed limit?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:41:11 -0700

Does your conscience trouble you when you breach the speed limit?

Only when I get caught.

Answer to How are all the old Answerbaggers doing?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:40:06 -0700

How are all the old Answerbaggers doing?

I'm waiting for my social security check still, crotchety whipper snappers!*!*!*!*!

Answer to How much did it hurt you being used?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:38:14 -0700

How much did it hurt you being used?

It's been 5 years and the pain in my back where the knife was stuck still stings to this very day.

Answer to Do you have a problem with people wanting you to change?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:34:39 -0700

Do you have a problem with people wanting you to change?

Yes, can't I wear my favorite pair of shorts just another day, huh?

Answer to If there were an actual fantasy island, would you like to visit there?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:33:37 -0700

If there were an actual fantasy island, would you like to visit there?

Yes and I would rescue poor little Tattoo and tell him that life is so much worth living and be his best friend if that's what it takes to avoid his tragic ending.

Answer to Whos better randy orton or john cena

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:30:48 -0700

Whos better randy orton or john cena

John Cena will bring it to this fool and send him back to Skool, Boo-yah!!

Answer to What is the longest pop song (as opposed to rock song)?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:24:04 -0700

What is the longest pop song (as opposed to rock song)?

All of them. If I hear one more, it will be too soon.

Answer to Are you boycotting the Beijing Olympics?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:22:46 -0700

Are you boycotting the Beijing Olympics?

Not at all. I'm rooting for my country all the way though. Awesome performance Michael Phelps, you are the best!!!

Answer to Are you happily single?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:21:50 -0700

Are you happily single?

Not really. I would love to have a little lass in my life right about now.

Answer to Clint Eastwood go must have about a 1,000 good lines from his movies. One of my favorites is "Go ahead-Make my day !" Can you name one and the movie it came from?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:20:06 -0700

Clint Eastwood go must have about a 1,000 good lines from his movies. One of my favorites is "Go ahead-Make my day !" Can you name one and the movie it came from?

Dirty Harry, I think you just did it for me. That is his best line ever.

Answer to What is role conflict

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:56:00 -0700

What is role conflict

Two people choose roles and they work out a conflict that is real or contrived.

Answer to I just found out that my boyfriend is a homosexual, so i dumped him, did i do the right thing?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:54:20 -0700

I just found out that my boyfriend is a homosexual, so i dumped him, did i do the right thing?

If he was devoting most of his attention to his boyfriend instead of you then you did the right thing since being in a relationship is about devoting one's self to another but if he had been gay or had been with men then you have issues to work out. It's about now and what's going...

Answer to Did you watch the McCain/Obama interview by 'the reverend' tonight on CNN? What did you think?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:50:22 -0700

Did you watch the McCain/Obama interview by 'the reverend' tonight on CNN? What did you think?

It was on?!??! I'm glad I didn't waste my time with such tripe about two candidates I could have given a rat's ass about. they both suck and the next 4 years will suck again. I guess American presidents is about choosing which one will suck less than the other one.

Answer to Some think congrats questions are nothing but point grabbers. When someone asked if anyone would like to congratulate me I felt good about being noticed. Should they stay or go?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:44:52 -0700

Some think congrats questions are nothing but point grabbers. When someone asked if anyone would like to congratulate me I felt good about being noticed. Should they stay or go?

I feel they should stay for sage congrats and higher as far as level advancements go since this is part of the system here and they are indelibly part of Answerbag as well as other notable events. They can be a point fiesta for many but I suppose this is part of the culture of this site and we...

Answer to How did Barney Rubble win Bettys' heart.

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:39:11 -0700

How did Barney Rubble win Bettys' heart.

He had to quarry for it until he pulled out a real gem.

Answer to Have you ever eaten rattlesnake?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:38:24 -0700

Have you ever eaten rattlesnake?

I'd be game for it, only if it was served to me in sandwich form with an adequate amount of condiments and vegetables though.

Answer to Is there a rule against asking for points?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:25:01 -0700

Is there a rule against asking for points?

Questions like: Who wants points? are clearly out of the bounds here and will be ruled as nonsense. All fill in the blank questions are merely begging for points IMO too as well as congratulatory questions which are within the bounds since these seem to be nothing more than point parades which I...

Answer to Whose your favorite unknown band?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:23:12 -0700

Whose your favorite unknown band?

Those guys that make the music and play the instruments. I have no idea who they are but they do sound kinda good.

Answer to What was the prognosis?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:08:47 -0700

What was the prognosis?

Trigeminal Neuralgia. Life is one sick bitch that doesn't care about you.

Answer to Do u think islam is the right religion

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:07:19 -0700

Do u think islam is the right religion

Only if it feels right to you. The world is a buffet of religions and sub-sects. Islam is only the right religion if it feels right to you.

Answer to Why won't my comment light go out? I've double and triple checked and there are no new comments.

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:08:34 -0700

Why won't my comment light go out? I've double and triple checked and there are no new comments.

Really, who cares. I ignore mine and respond to all comments that I get. It's not that big of a deal to concern yourself about.

Answer to Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, will one end up killing the other?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 06:58:39 -0700

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, will one end up killing the other?

It is the yin / yang of the universal order. I think these two guys are too much like peanut butter & chocolate. Sadly they are too much like a metrosexual union hence this will not happen.

Answer to What do you think of my new name for Michael Phelps: The Phelpinator?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:26:28 -0700

What do you think of my new name for Michael Phelps: The Phelpinator?

I know, he is the man

Answer to Have you ever had love in excess?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:18:58 -0700

Have you ever had love in excess?

Apparently since I am way before my own time zone. Of course I have since I have to down it down for everyone all the time. Naturally my love life far exceeded what I was to expect. I never was loved as much as I have loved.

Answer to Have you found that the biggest hypocrits are the ones who deny that they are the most?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:08:00 -0700

Have you found that the biggest hypocrits are the ones who deny that they are the most?

Yes I have. I love to tell the truth on this site and await all the minus fives that come with it. There is no greater sin than lying. I relish in telling the truth as it means to me.

Answer to Do we live in a world that doesn't respect or pursue the truth?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:05:56 -0700

Do we live in a world that doesn't respect or pursue the truth?

We live in a world that hides the truth and plays tiddley winks with the truth!

Answer to When a man loves a women he ...............?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:04:02 -0700

When a man loves a women he ...............?

Screws her brains out!!!!!! Fugggit.

Answer to Seriously , who took our vodka?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:02:43 -0700

Seriously , who took our vodka?

In that case I did. You re-wanna upchuck my backwash?

Answer to How often do you get your a haircut? At what price?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:53:05 -0700

How often do you get your a haircut? At what price?

Once every 4 months. I like to get it relatively short and that's really what I like to get. I don't like it too short as I do like to comb my hair but 1 1/2 inch is ideal for me.

Answer to Did you ever notice that they tend to put the other black news casters on mainly during the weekends?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:38:43 -0700

Did you ever notice that they tend to put the other black news casters on mainly during the weekends?

Does this negative score affirm the tacit racism that America won't admit yet?

Answer to Will you help me compile an AB zombie survival guide? This is serious, it could be helpful, if the zombies come...

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:19:28 -0700

Will you help me compile an AB zombie survival guide? This is serious, it could be helpful, if the zombies come...

You need to have a sawed off shotgun with a gazillion rounds if you could muster that. You need to have an anti-brains spray in order to discourage feeding behavior of said undead. Have plenty of fresh water and non-meat foods available. Make sure you have an axe or a sword handy if you should...

Answer to Will you type just your name in an answer so that people can comment and guess how many times you've been in the Penalty Box on here?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:08:45 -0700

Will you type just your name in an answer so that people can comment and guess how many times you've been in the Penalty Box on here?

K9-4

Answer to Livng without oxygen

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:04:41 -0700

Livng without oxygen

Dying with Krypton!

Answer to Is it time to back America again?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:03:14 -0700

Is it time to back America again?

I never stopped backing my country.

Answer to I Think my ex husband might be Gay..?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:02:34 -0700

I Think my ex husband might be Gay..?

I am glad that he is a happy man. Yes the rainbow is next. What does the rainbow have to do with homosexuality?

Answer to The waiter says, "Be careful, the plate is very hot." Do you touch it?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:55:40 -0700

The waiter says, "Be careful, the plate is very hot." Do you touch it?

My mama didn't raise no fool.

Answer to The Beatles or Elton John?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:54:27 -0700

The Beatles or Elton John?

The Beatles, Elton John sucks literally and figuratively.

Answer to What's a lousy name for a daycare?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:51:23 -0700

What's a lousy name for a daycare?

Stop & Drop

Answer to Ok me and my friends lost our vodka ...where is it?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:44:45 -0700

Ok me and my friends lost our vodka ...where is it?

Let me guess: it's in your bellies.

Answer to When was the last time you jumped on a trampoline?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:41:54 -0700

When was the last time you jumped on a trampoline?

Probably 25 years ago when I was eleven.

Answer to I have a 2005 Dodge Dully, and I have a remot entry to it and it needs to be programed.

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:19:51 -0700

I have a 2005 Dodge Dully, and I have a remot entry to it and it needs to be programed.

Well, best of luck to you. Hope it works out alright.

Answer to What is aberration of starlight?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:54:50 -0700

What is aberration of starlight?

Global dimming and smog related pollution would greatly diminish the acuity of starlight.

Answer to Is the Statue of Liberty currently open to tourists?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:52:56 -0700

Is the Statue of Liberty currently open to tourists?

She sure is but Lady Liberty doesn't like being referred to as being 'open' if you catch my drift.

Answer to What would you give me for my birthday?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:52:00 -0700

What would you give me for my birthday?

A hug is all I got for you.

Answer to I'm seeing this person she is 18 and i'm 21 is this rape or is it ok

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:35:24 -0700

I'm seeing this person she is 18 and i'm 21 is this rape or is it ok

You're good to go. Have fun!!!

Answer to Who's the jerk in your family?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:34:31 -0700

Who's the jerk in your family?

My father is Jerkus Maximus. He's a total prick. Funny enough is that his first name is Richard and his mother used to call him Dick; what a suitable name for that ass. He wanted to be called Rich but most of us felt Dick was a more suitable name for him.

Answer to Why do you keep coming back to AB every time?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:32:30 -0700

Why do you keep coming back to AB every time?

Because they can't keep me locked up in the penalty box long enough.

Answer to Can you live without a credit card?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:32:06 -0700

Can you live without a credit card?

It's worked out fine for over 10 years now. Debit is good enough.

Answer to Would you kill a pedophile if you had the chance?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:30:31 -0700

Would you kill a pedophile if you had the chance?

No since I don't believe in murdering someone even if they did very wrong. I would only kill in self defense.

Answer to Do you flip during commercial breaks or do you watch commercials? Do you tend to loose the program you were watching?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:27:35 -0700

Do you flip during commercial breaks or do you watch commercials? Do you tend to loose the program you were watching?

I flip and mute. I try to find a dedicated secondary filler program which helps eliminate commercials.

Answer to Have you ever overdosed or suffered from severe alcohol poisoning?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:22:57 -0700

Have you ever overdosed or suffered from severe alcohol poisoning?

I have on too much coffee. It turns me into Rainman at times since it could trigger a panic attack.

Answer to Whats your next door neighbor like?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:20:48 -0700

Whats your next door neighbor like?

Nosy jerkbags. The less I deal with them the better.

Answer to Are there many deaths due to drowning in Venice?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:09:07 -0700

Are there many deaths due to drowning in Venice?

A lot of Camorra related drownings as they fit undesirables for cement shoe hand me downs from the mafia over in Sicily.

Answer to Will Russia attack Poland next?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:06:53 -0700

Will Russia attack Poland next?

I don't think Russia would be foolish enough to do something as dumb as this.

Answer to Why do beach volleyball players always pat each other on the butt?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:05:09 -0700

Why do beach volleyball players always pat each other on the butt?

I have my theory that a lot of the women's teams contain dykes that like to spike. They have long lasting relationships, room and travel together and are not really attractive and are ungainly tall. It all leads to one conclusion. I don't see the men do this but with a few of the...

Answer to .......Why?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:02:03 -0700

.......Why?

Berpalipadonkidoik.

Answer to What's your favorite monument in Washington, D.C.?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:59:57 -0700

What's your favorite monument in Washington, D.C.?

The Obelisk. I want to help paint it black when Obama wins. We just need to make it bigger though.

Answer to Are you good at minture golf?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:51:56 -0700

Are you good at minture golf?

That windmill kicks my arse every time I play. Usually 3 putts and I can sink it.

Answer to Do you like MIKA?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:41:28 -0700

Do you like MIKA?

I can't say that I do or don't.

Answer to Did you know that Bruce Willis is actually a german?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:23:59 -0700

Did you know that Bruce Willis is actually a german?

Really, I didn't know he was born in Germany and became a naturalized US citizen.

Answer to Can God save everyone from damnation?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:06:35 -0700

Can God save everyone from damnation?

Hell no!

Answer to Will having a baby make me happy?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:06:17 -0700

Will having a baby make me happy?

The magic 8-ball says try again later.

Answer to What have you learned from listening to Elvis?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:05:26 -0700

What have you learned from listening to Elvis?

I learned that I can be your teddy bear.

Answer to Who will win the Superbowl in 2009?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:02:22 -0700

Who will win the Superbowl in 2009?

That's an easy one. It shall be the Tampa Bay Buccaneers without a doubt. All the other teams need to walk the plank!

Answer to Who has won the most Olympic gold medals?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:57:21 -0700

Who has won the most Olympic gold medals?

My buddy Michael Phelps and he was one more to win as well!

Answer to What kind of tires do you buy?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:52:15 -0700

What kind of tires do you buy?

I go to Uncle's used tires on Gulf to Bay in Clearwater and get a used tire for 30 bucks a piece. They last 2 years and I'm happy.

Answer to Should women's boxing be part of the Olympic Games?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:50:33 -0700

Should women's boxing be part of the Olympic Games?

Sure, I've seen some rough women out there that a punch in the head won't phase them. It's just belly shots and some chest shots anyway. There are some tough broads out there. I would allow it.

Answer to What should I make my husband tonight?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:48:18 -0700

What should I make my husband tonight?

Make him happy :-)

Answer to What's the first song that comes to mind for Aretha Franklin?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:47:43 -0700

What's the first song that comes to mind for Aretha Franklin?

I think of a Pink Cadillac going down the highway.

Answer to Which way do you like your potatoes cooked the best?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:47:18 -0700

Which way do you like your potatoes cooked the best?

Until done.

Answer to What's the first song that comes to mind for Foreigner?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:44:54 -0700

What's the first song that comes to mind for Foreigner?

Juke Box Hero baby!!!

Answer to Would John McCain be even more dangerous as President than Dubya Bush?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:43:53 -0700

Would John McCain be even more dangerous as President than Dubya Bush?

He's a loose canon. He'd be much worse.

Answer to Is Russia going to be a communist country again?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:41:56 -0700

Is Russia going to be a communist country again?

They never were a Communist country. It was only advanced Tsarism at best. The thin veneer of communism was all that veiled Stalin's dictatorship as well as Putin's current regime.

Answer to On average, how many unique IPs are on Answerbag per day?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:39:46 -0700

On average, how many unique IPs are on Answerbag per day?

190 at most. It is pretty lugubrious I must admit.

Answer to Oh his website, AB-Rich claims to be using Answerbag as a primary testbed for his research. What is your definition of a testbed, AB?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:36:34 -0700

Oh his website, AB-Rich claims to be using Answerbag as a primary testbed for his research. What is your definition of a testbed, AB?

It's where you take your new lover and try to discover how well you can work the Kama Sutra together. I know that the AB staff has effed me over a few times as it is. I'm their unwilling biyatch.

Answer to Was the British empire evil?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:22:12 -0700

Was the British empire evil?

The sun never set. They did do a lot of atrocious things in their territories that they controlled from Egypt to India and all places in between. Just as evil as the French I would surmise.

Answer to Why do some girls show their butt cracks when they sit down?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:08:22 -0700

Why do some girls show their butt cracks when they sit down?

Because they're just nastay like that.

Answer to Is there a country you would never go to even if the plane ticket was free?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:28:55 -0700

Is there a country you would never go to even if the plane ticket was free?

Bermuda Strange things happen in that triangle.

Answer to Someonwe you would find in a courtroom?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:25:09 -0700

Someonwe you would find in a courtroom?

Survey says: Judge Most popular answer with 34% of respondents saying judge.