Answerbag: Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger's answers

Answer to What item(if anything) do you own in the color RED?

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:08:34 -0800

What item(if anything) do you own in the color RED?

First car and one of my current cars

Answer to How many McDonald's patrons have died?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 18:29:36 -0800

How many McDonald's patrons have died?

Millions

Answer to if you were offerd a role in a blockbuster movie would you accept the role if it were to be nude?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 18:28:36 -0800

if you were offerd a role in a blockbuster movie would you accept the role if it were to be nude?

Yes

Answer to Can someone give me a good word for my sister.

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:27:22 -0800

Can someone give me a good word for my sister.

One of my sisters died 2 years ago. Love her even if she ignores you or doesn't seem to make sense to you.

Answer to Will you grow up?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:25:35 -0800

Will you grow up?

Too late, physically I've grown up.

Answer to Normally you pay full price,sale price or other?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:24:43 -0800

Normally you pay full price,sale price or other?

I'm thrifty, cheap on most items. But I pay full price for quality items.

Answer to Do you need cash now?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:48:47 -0800

Do you need cash now?

No, I'm good until Tuesday

Answer to Do you enjoy watching animated films or films with real actors better?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:46:27 -0800

Do you enjoy watching animated films or films with real actors better?

Some of them

Answer to Do you shop more when you are happy or sad?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:43:01 -0800

Do you shop more when you are happy or sad?

Both, sometimes when I'm feeling low spending money doesn't make sense or improves my attitude.

Answer to Does colored streaked hair look good (Eg: red, purple, pink, blue)

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:38:49 -0800

Does colored streaked hair look good (Eg: red, purple, pink, blue)

Yes

Answer to Men: What do you do to make yourself look hot?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:37:50 -0800

Men: What do you do to make yourself look hot?

Stand in a fire Zevon

Answer to Are you kidding me? There's already Easter chocolates in the supermarkets?? We just finished Christmas!!

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:33:39 -0800

Are you kidding me? There's already Easter chocolates in the supermarkets?? We just finished Christmas!!

Yes, I saw that yesterday and other people also thought it was outrageous.

Answer to Communism, liberalism, socialism, capitalism, Anarchy, fascism, Libertarianism, marxism, monarchy, republic or democracy. Which is better?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:27:06 -0800

Communism, liberalism, socialism, capitalism, Anarchy, fascism, Libertarianism, marxism, monarchy, republic or democracy. Which is better?

Groucho Marxism

Answer to What's something that's long gone?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:25:15 -0800

What's something that's long gone?

My youthful enthusiasm, rewards for service excellence, good pay raises. I could go on for hours, but I don't like typing...

Answer to What is something that you own, that you consider to be handy?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:23:41 -0800

What is something that you own, that you consider to be handy?

Coffee brewer

Answer to How dark is your dark side? I honestly think mine's only about beige.

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:18:44 -0800

How dark is your dark side? I honestly think mine's only about beige.

You don't want to go there...

Answer to Have you ever been anywhere where you felt like people disliked or hated you because you were an American?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:18:03 -0800

Have you ever been anywhere where you felt like people disliked or hated you because you were an American?

Twice, England and Canada.

Answer to There's too much ____________ in my life these days.

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:51:05 -0800

There's too much ____________ in my life these days.

taxes to pay

Answer to It's my money and I _________

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:02:17 -0800

It's my money and I _________

want it without the aid of J. G. Wentworth

Answer to The first thing that I am going to do next year is _______.

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:00:58 -0800

The first thing that I am going to do next year is _______.

Switch off the alarm clock at 5 A.M.

Answer to What is something that will not be in your book collection?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:58:53 -0800

What is something that will not be in your book collection?

Anything 'written' by a celebritard.

Answer to On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your sanity? 1=insane 10=perfectly sane.

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:57:41 -0800

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your sanity? 1=insane 10=perfectly sane.

8 1/2

Answer to Is Ronald McDonald an evil pervert?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:56:21 -0800

Is Ronald McDonald an evil pervert?

I would say so, they should banish him the way Burger King did to their creepy King mascot.

Answer to Would like hot coffee, iced coffee, hot chocolate, or chocolate milk?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:32:52 -0800

Would like hot coffee, iced coffee, hot chocolate, or chocolate milk?

Hot chocolate right now.

Answer to The last thing that I am going to do this year is _______.

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:31:22 -0800

The last thing that I am going to do this year is _______.

Set the alarm clock and turn off the light, working New Year's Day.

Answer to Are you getting plastered for New Year's Eve?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:30:27 -0800

Are you getting plastered for New Year's Eve?

No, a few strong ales early in the evening is all for me. I have to be at work at 7:00 on Sunday.

Answer to Do you think the trustees of Penn State should have allowed "Joe Pa" to finish the season? He did reported the abuse to management!!!!

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 08:34:50 -0800

Do you think the trustees of Penn State should have allowed "Joe Pa" to finish the season? He did reported the abuse to management!!!!

No, I think he and everyone who knew should have done more. If we find out the entire scope of this cover-up, it will be a huge embarrassment to Penn State. Hate to think more wasn't done because they didn't want to tarnish PSU football's reputation and the fear they would lose $70 million a...

Answer to What fuel source heats your home?

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 08:30:31 -0800

What fuel source heats your home?

Natural gas

Answer to Were you born with a silver spoon in your mouth ?

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 08:29:54 -0800

Were you born with a silver spoon in your mouth ?

No but I think I have a silver spoon in some of the boxes of items I inherited.

Answer to Have you ever gone to the beach during winter?

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 08:28:18 -0800

Have you ever gone to the beach during winter?

Yes, one time I was at Virginia Beach during the winter.

Answer to Is jewelry a part of your attire?

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 08:13:59 -0800

Is jewelry a part of your attire?

Not at all, can't even remember the last time I wore a wristwatch.

Answer to Do you talk easily with strangers?

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 08:12:20 -0800

Do you talk easily with strangers?

Sometimes

Answer to Gretch, Fender, Gibson or Martin accustic?

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 08:11:16 -0800

Gretch, Fender, Gibson or Martin accustic?

Gibson Thanks Pete

Answer to What (if anything) do you collect?

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 08:08:52 -0800

What (if anything) do you collect?

I collect autographs, baseball cards, rock & roll albums

Answer to Aside from Darth Vader, who is the best ever movie villian?

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:24:18 -0800

Aside from Darth Vader, who is the best ever movie villian?

Khan from Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan

Answer to 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1+1x0, can you handle it?

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:19:41 -0800

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1+1x0, can you handle it?

I can handle that

Answer to What animals would you like to have if you have a large farm?

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:18:21 -0800

What animals would you like to have if you have a large farm?

Bison

Answer to True or False: It will be snowing in your area this weekend? :/

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 13:50:06 -0700

True or False: It will be snowing in your area this weekend? :/

Weather Channel is predicting 5 to 8 inches on Saturday.

Answer to Are some businesses in communities losing business because some people shop online these days?

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 14:19:38 -0700

Are some businesses in communities losing business because some people shop online these days?

I know a local business closed due to online sales. The owner said he would change to online sales only, less expensive than paying rent and other expenses.

Answer to Law makers want to change Halloween to the last Saturday of October. This year, it would fall on Oct. 29th, if passed. What do you think?

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 14:10:16 -0700

Law makers want to change Halloween to the last Saturday of October. This year, it would fall on Oct. 29th, if passed. What do you think?

I like holidays to be celebrated on the traditional dates.

Answer to Is there someone who wants to punch you?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:44:40 -0700

Is there someone who wants to punch you?

My ex-wife

Answer to Do you have drugs in your refrigerator right now?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:24:22 -0700

Do you have drugs in your refrigerator right now?

No, only food and non-alcoholic drinks.

Answer to Do you doubt everything in your life? Are you plagued by insecurities? Is the TV at 2AM your only friend?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:23:34 -0700

Do you doubt everything in your life? Are you plagued by insecurities? Is the TV at 2AM your only friend?

The older I get, the more I doubt every decision. Not really plagued. TV at 2 AM, not in many years, I do have real friends.

Answer to When it's really cold, can you pull the covers or sleeping bag over your head and still get enough oxygen?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:22:02 -0700

When it's really cold, can you pull the covers or sleeping bag over your head and still get enough oxygen?

I put a pillow over my head

Answer to Do you know where you went wrong in your life and are now powerless to do anything about it?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:21:17 -0700

Do you know where you went wrong in your life and are now powerless to do anything about it?

Yes, I went wrong when I got married. Unless someone creates a time machine...

Answer to Are you curious about something in your life?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:20:14 -0700

Are you curious about something in your life?

Death and the afterlife.

Answer to What are some things you like to eat with cereal other than milk?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:18:48 -0700

What are some things you like to eat with cereal other than milk?

Coffee

Answer to Do you mind if I sleep in your bushes?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:16:05 -0700

Do you mind if I sleep in your bushes?

Better sleep in the den, raining now. And I don't want you to be hit by the newspaper when its delivered at 5 A.M.

Answer to Have you considered leaving this site at one time or another?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:12:18 -0700

Have you considered leaving this site at one time or another?

Many times. I was away for 11 months but I knew I would return eventually.

Answer to What is the best colour for an opinion (in your car)?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:11:19 -0700

What is the best colour for an opinion (in your car)?

Still red for me :-)

Answer to Who wants to come to my AB party to celebrate me becoming a Guru? Bring a song of your own choice with you.

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:09:14 -0700

Who wants to come to my AB party to celebrate me becoming a Guru? Bring a song of your own choice with you.

Sure thing, you almost hit Big Time What level am I again?

Answer to Who is offended by cartoon bears with toilet paper stuck to them?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:34:16 -0700

Who is offended by cartoon bears with toilet paper stuck to them?

I am. Almost as bad as the expanding diaper commercial Recently...

Answer to What is your favorite novel by H.G. Wells?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 16:28:12 -0700

What is your favorite novel by H.G. Wells?

The Time Machine

Answer to Stones, Beatles, or both?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:12:26 -0700

Stones, Beatles, or both?

Beatles

Answer to How many beers can you drink before your drunk?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:05:05 -0700

How many beers can you drink before your drunk?

I don't drink beer to get drunk. If I drink a high alcohol content beer, such as a barleywine, maybe 5 or 6. Mass produced swill, such as Coors or Miller - over 24.

Answer to _______ is a pain in the butt.

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 13:57:43 -0700

_______ is a pain in the butt.

A 3 foot flame

Answer to What are the Seahawks chances of winning the Superbowl?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 13:32:03 -0700

What are the Seahawks chances of winning the Superbowl?

I would say close to a million to one.

Answer to has any person out there ever been to calgary alta. ca

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 13:30:17 -0700

has any person out there ever been to calgary alta. ca

Closest I was to there was Edmonton.

Answer to Are you happy to be back?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 13:29:03 -0700

Are you happy to be back?

Yes, I returned a few weeks ago after being away from AB for 11 months.

Answer to Do you still wear a watch every day?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 19:20:12 -0700

Do you still wear a watch every day?

It's been many years since I have worn one. All I need to do is look at my cell phone or computer to see what time it is.

Answer to Do you attend social activities outside of work with your fellow employees? Or do you hate them?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:12:36 -0700

Do you attend social activities outside of work with your fellow employees? Or do you hate them?

I like my co-workers and I have attended activities with some of them outside of work.

Answer to If you could goto any colledge for free what would you like to major in ?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:08:15 -0700

If you could goto any colledge for free what would you like to major in ?

Sports Economics

Answer to Is it colder in the winter when it's Cloudy out or when it's clear?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:00:33 -0700

Is it colder in the winter when it's Cloudy out or when it's clear?

Its colder when its clear.

Answer to Is anyone a fan of tom petty?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:30:07 -0700

Is anyone a fan of tom petty?

Yes.

Answer to If you could make your own trail mix to eat what would you put in it?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:41:44 -0700

If you could make your own trail mix to eat what would you put in it?

Almonds, raisins, sunflower seeds, dried cranberries

Answer to What three letter word comes to your mind?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:32:49 -0700

What three letter word comes to your mind?

Ass (Not implying you are one)

Answer to Who would pick money over happiness??

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:31:48 -0700

Who would pick money over happiness??

How much money we talking about?

Answer to What's a bad thing for a man to bring on his honeymoon?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:30:52 -0700

What's a bad thing for a man to bring on his honeymoon?

His girlfriend and their children. His mama. His psychologist. The book 'How to make love to a woman'. Justin Bieber CD's.

Answer to Do you think yo mama jokes are good or bad? why? or why not?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:28:38 -0700

Do you think yo mama jokes are good or bad? why? or why not?

Yo Mama jokes kind of belong in the 1990's, just my opinion. Here's one for geeks: Yo mama's so fat she needs the Van Allen Belt to keep her pants up.

Answer to Do you have conversations with grocery clerks?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:26:55 -0700

Do you have conversations with grocery clerks?

Only the clerks who are in a good mood.

Answer to Do you realize the Internet can be a very dangerous place for YOUR children?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:25:28 -0700

Do you realize the Internet can be a very dangerous place for YOUR children?

Yes but the real world is far more dangerous to my child.

Answer to Do you prefer albums or 8-tracks?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:24:21 -0700

Do you prefer albums or 8-tracks?

Albums, and I bought at least 5 new albums this year. Vinyl is not dead yet.

Answer to Has a Wal Mart ruined your neighborhood?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:23:06 -0700

Has a Wal Mart ruined your neighborhood?

The worst thing it did to me was add traffic. Unfortunately, this quiet street is a nice shortcut to a highway. Some other people would say it ruined the neighborhood because the land was vacant and the owner rented out the flat part to flea market vendors on weekends.

Answer to What is something that lots of people think is funny but that you do not?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 11:16:56 -0700

What is something that lots of people think is funny but that you do not?

Just about every network TV comedy. Actors like Will Ferrell, Jack Black and Ben Stiller.

Answer to Have you ever known a mellow athiest? I've never come across an athiest who wasn't outright hateful & viscious about their disbelief(s).

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 11:14:06 -0700

Have you ever known a mellow athiest? I've never come across an athiest who wasn't outright hateful & viscious about their disbelief(s).

One of my best friends is quite a mellow atheist, a music lover, a sports lover and a nature lover. Funny how he never judges us Christians like many judge him.

Answer to If I gave you my new car would you marry my mother?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 11:11:56 -0700

If I gave you my new car would you marry my mother?

I thought your mom already was married, to coach Ditka!

Answer to Are you a member of an answerbag gang?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:59:49 -0700

Are you a member of an answerbag gang?

Jetpackers, but our numbers have dwindled over the past few years.

Answer to Is there a day in your life that was so good that you would relive it again without making any changes to it?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:51:18 -0700

Is there a day in your life that was so good that you would relive it again without making any changes to it?

At least a few hundred days like that.

Answer to I would hate to waste ____________

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:42:48 -0700

I would hate to waste ____________

Water and my money

Answer to What was the last thing you inadvertently stepped on?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:41:28 -0700

What was the last thing you inadvertently stepped on?

A cat toy

Answer to Is it just me or has it become quite common of late for people to say "you know" a lot when speaking?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:22:38 -0700

Is it just me or has it become quite common of late for people to say "you know" a lot when speaking?

I've heard people use that phrase all my life. My elementary school teachers tried their best to rid us of that phrase.

Answer to Where were you between 4:21-5:55 P.M.

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 17:51:15 -0700

Where were you between 4:21-5:55 P.M.

In my home

Answer to anchorman 2??

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 17:49:47 -0700

anchorman 2??

I hope to God not, the first sucked ass

Answer to Have you ever Watched the Movie Called " The Color Purple".. What do you Think About It?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 17:49:04 -0700

Have you ever Watched the Movie Called " The Color Purple".. What do you Think About It?

Once

Answer to Here I am, rock you like a hurricane?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:48:18 -0700

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane?

Sounds like an old German metal band yes

Answer to Sometimes it's very tempting to return the smarta** attack...verbally of course,never physically. Do you ignore/engage/respond in kind?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:37:02 -0700

Sometimes it's very tempting to return the smarta** attack...verbally of course,never physically. Do you ignore/engage/respond in kind?

Ignore it unless I'm in a very bad mood.

Answer to When someone enters the room, do you automatically turn your head?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:53:37 -0700

When someone enters the room, do you automatically turn your head?

Most of the time unless I'm concentrating on work or a task that needs my attention.

Answer to Mangia mangia, it's National Pasta Day... How would you like to celebrate today?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:31:30 -0700

Mangia mangia, it's National Pasta Day... How would you like to celebrate today?

I love pasta, but I've lost 24 lbs. this year and if I eat all I like, I'll gain that weight back. Lasagna, spaghetti, fettuccine alfredo, ravioli...

Answer to Men, when was the last time you wore a skirt?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:07:27 -0700

Men, when was the last time you wore a skirt?

Never, but my mother dressed my brother like a girl once to see what it would have been like to have a daughter.

Answer to Now What Kind of Lunatic Asylum Did they let YOU out of?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:06:01 -0700

Now What Kind of Lunatic Asylum Did they let YOU out of?

Public school system

Answer to If you aren't sure how to pronounce a word, do you avoid using it?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:05:06 -0700

If you aren't sure how to pronounce a word, do you avoid using it?

No but I always ask others if I'm pronouncing certain words correctly, especially words in a foreign language.

Answer to Can you count to ten in a language other than English?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 18:45:21 -0700

Can you count to ten in a language other than English?

Yes

Answer to Would you ever use a dating website?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 18:00:15 -0700

Would you ever use a dating website?

No but I considered using one. I know someone who met his current wife through an online dating site.

Answer to Can I sleep on your bed?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 17:57:43 -0700

Can I sleep on your bed?

No, the cats would claw and bite you.

Answer to What was the best decision you have made in your life?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 17:56:41 -0700

What was the best decision you have made in your life?

Not joining the military when I was 17, I was patient and found a job that led to my career in IT.

Answer to Does your country or city have Walmart store?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 17:37:46 -0700

Does your country or city have Walmart store?

Not in the town I live in, but less than a mile from my home there is one.

Answer to What was the deciding factor for you in choosing a college?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 17:36:10 -0700

What was the deciding factor for you in choosing a college?

I could afford it and it was local.

Answer to Who taught you how to throw a football?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 17:35:36 -0700

Who taught you how to throw a football?

My older brother.

Answer to Are high taxes and unions really to blame for all the jobs leaving America???

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 17:33:34 -0700

Are high taxes and unions really to blame for all the jobs leaving America???

No, its the bottom line. Why pay high wages when someone overseas will do the same work for $1 an hour or less with fewer benefits?

Answer to Do you like taking pictures or are you camera shy?【ツ】

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 17:31:14 -0700

Do you like taking pictures or are you camera shy?【ツ】

I'm usually the one shooting the photos.