Answerbag: Johnny Cache's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/133600 New Answerbag answers from Johnny Cache Tue, 29 May 2012 03:17:02 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 03:17:02 -0700 Answer to Be cruel: what name would you suggest for your enemy's child? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2361901 Be cruel: what name would you suggest for your enemy's child?<br /><br />Just take the father&#039;s name, and add the middle initial of &quot;W&quot;. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:14:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2361901 Answer to Ok guys i need a good name for my store, it's a paint your own pottery store. Any ideas? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2321783 Ok guys i need a good name for my store, it's a paint your own pottery store. Any ideas?<br /><br />Glaze It and Blaze It Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:22:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2321783 Answer to If you could own any car pre 1975 what would it be? Id want a 69 GTO http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2275168 If you could own any car pre 1975 what would it be? Id want a 69 GTO<br /><br />ANY car? Then I&#039;ll take the Batmobile from the old TV series with Adam West. :) Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:34:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2275168 Answer to When you hear the name Robin, do you think of a girl or a boy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2270358 When you hear the name Robin, do you think of a girl or a boy?<br /><br />I think Robin Williams, so boy. Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:03:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2270358 Answer to Who would win in a race between dash from the incredibels or the flash from marvel comics? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2257930 Who would win in a race between dash from the incredibels or the flash from marvel comics?<br /><br />The Flash (from DC comics, btw) is way faster than Dash. But Dash could definately beat Quicksilver (from Marvel), tho. Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:24:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2257930 Answer to O.K. does anyone remember the T.V. show "Get Smart", now this was a all time classic. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2234626 O.K. does anyone remember the T.V. show "Get Smart", now this was a all time classic.<br /><br />*Would you believe* I watched it all the time? Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:07:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2234626 Answer to Who wants to play questionbag? give a random answer and see what questions you get! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2234529 Who wants to play questionbag? give a random answer and see what questions you get!<br /><br />Forty two, of course! Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:49:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2234529 Answer to How old is your oldest piece of furniture? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2189871 How old is your oldest piece of furniture?<br /><br />I have a 100+ year old mahogany dining room table I inherited from my grandparents. Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:37:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2189871 Answer to Fill this question with random answers! The most random thing you can think of? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2189843 Fill this question with random answers! The most random thing you can think of?<br /><br />Zeeky Boogy Doog! Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:32:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2189843 Answer to When you dream and wake up then go back to sleep does the dream pick up were you left off? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2165422 When you dream and wake up then go back to sleep does the dream pick up were you left off?<br /><br />I&#039;ve had it happen a couple of times. I&#039;d be dreaming about traveling to somewhere, and my next dream would continue the &quot;trip&quot;. Sorry, but I cant remember more details than that right now. Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:44:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2165422 Answer to In your opinion, what is the sexiest thing a girl can wear? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2165340 In your opinion, what is the sexiest thing a girl can wear?<br /><br />A smile. Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:33:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2165340 Answer to Who does the laundry in your home? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2131147 Who does the laundry in your home?<br /><br />Well, the cats couldn&#039;t figure out the settings on the washer, so I have to do it myself. Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:07:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2131147 Answer to What would you be doing if you were using your nine iron? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2128980 What would you be doing if you were using your nine iron?<br /><br />Either: - Hitting a golf ball + a big chunk of grass for a distance of three feet or so, - Beating up on some zombies in a video game, or - Getting the wrinkles out of a big fabric &quot;9&quot; on Sesame Street. Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:34:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2128980 Answer to What is the common name for nitrous oxide? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2118319 What is the common name for nitrous oxide?<br /><br />&quot;Laughing gas&quot;. Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:17:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2118319 Answer to Isn't it ironic, don't you think? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2105268 Isn't it ironic, don't you think?<br /><br />A little TOO ironic. And yeah, I really do think! Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:12:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2105268 Answer to Does anyone at AB know a safe natural (no pills or drugs) way to get rid of heartburn http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2089908 Does anyone at AB know a safe natural (no pills or drugs) way to get rid of heartburn<br /><br />Try eating a piece of bread. Licorice usually works, too. Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:24:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2089908 Answer to If you look directly behind you now, what do you see? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2089893 If you look directly behind you now, what do you see?<br /><br />Oh, no you don&#039;t! I&#039;m not gonna fall for that old tri... AAAGH! (thump.) Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:21:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2089893 Answer to What's the worst anime you're eyes have come to see and/or read? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2072378 What's the worst anime you're eyes have come to see and/or read?<br /><br />IMHO, that would be &quot;The Super Milk-Chan Show&quot;. Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:34:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2072378 Answer to Have you ever fell into/ slipped in the bowling lane? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2035732 Have you ever fell into/ slipped in the bowling lane?<br /><br />No, but I came close once. The ball slipped off my fingers during the backswing, leaving me rather off-balance. Good thing there was nobody behind me! Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:29:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2035732 Answer to On this picture is a 1 GB HD from 1987, and a 1 GB SD card made 20 years later. What are the weights of both devices, & how many terabytes' worth of SD cards equal the same weight as the 1987 HD? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2018478 On this picture is a 1 GB HD from 1987, and a 1 GB SD card made 20 years later. What are the weights of both devices, & how many terabytes' worth of SD cards equal the same weight as the 1987 HD?<br /><br />Well, the 1987 drive is an IBM 3380J drive, and those things are HEAVY! (I know because I used to work with them.) I&#039;d guess around 80-90 pounds. My guess for the SD card is about half an ounce. That means about 2560-2880 cards to equal the weight of the old drive, so about 2.5-3... Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:22:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2018478 Answer to Which language would you like to learn? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2018284 Which language would you like to learn? <br /><br />So many languages, so little time... But here&#039;s the current top 5 on my wish list: 1. Japanese - because I like manga/anime 2. Norwegian - because my grandparents came from there 3. Dutch - because I&#039;ve met a lot of interesting Dutch speakers on the web 4. Spanish - because more... Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:50:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2018284 Answer to Turn on your TV RIGHT NOW!! what show is on right when you turn it on? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2012629 Turn on your TV RIGHT NOW!! what show is on right when you turn it on?<br /><br />Star Trek: Voyager :-) Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:27:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2012629 Answer to In gold terms , what does 10k mean http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2004878 In gold terms , what does 10k mean<br /><br />10k (or 10 karat) gold is an alloy that is 10/24 (or about 43.7%) gold and 14/24 other metals. Usually they use copper and silver so it still looks &quot;golden&quot;. Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:46:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2004878 Answer to I recently got my hard drive on my laptop replaced, how do i put my files on my old hard drive onto the new one? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2004846 I recently got my hard drive on my laptop replaced, how do i put my files on my old hard drive onto the new one?<br /><br />If you got a new drive, but not a new computer, you can get a USB external enclosure for your old drive. Then you can easily copy your files over. Most brands come with a program to copy the entire old drive over in one shot, so you don&#039;t even have to reinstall software. (Don&#039;t use... Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:40:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2004846 Answer to Ways to help speed up my computer and keep it functioning to the full? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1989021 Ways to help speed up my computer and keep it functioning to the full?<br /><br />Defragment your hard drive, clean your browser&#039;s cache, make sure you have no spyware/malware, turn off unneeded services, get more memory. If that doesn&#039;t do enough, install Linux. ^__^ Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:17:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1989021 Answer to Where were you on New Years Eve? Was it fun? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1988984 Where were you on New Years Eve? Was it fun?<br /><br />I visited my ladylove in upstate NY. Yes, it was fun. ^_^ Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:11:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1988984 Answer to Does asthma slow growth in teens? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1988960 Does asthma slow growth in teens?<br /><br />I&#039;ve had asthma since I was 6 and I&#039;m now 6&#039;3&quot;. So I&#039;d guess it doesn&#039;t. Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:08:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1988960 Answer to Do you ever feel that looking at Christmas lights after Christmas.............just isn't the same? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1935113 Do you ever feel that looking at Christmas lights after Christmas.............just isn't the same?<br /><br />Leaving decorations up too long after Christmas is like putting them up too soon before Christmas - it just looks gaudy instead of festive. Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:39:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1935113 Answer to which is ur favourite colour? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1916092 which is ur favourite colour?<br /><br />Purple Sat, 22 Dec 2007 13:02:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1916092 Answer to If you could be a planet which one would you choose? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1906619 If you could be a planet which one would you choose?<br /><br />The planet Vulcan, &#039;cause I&#039;m an 1st generation Trekker. Also, I like it warm. Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:06:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1906619 Answer to Do you walk the line? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1902816 Do you walk the line?<br /><br />Yep! I keep a close watch on this heart of mine. I keep my eyes wide open all the time. I keep the ends out for the tie that binds.... Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:11:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1902816 Answer to Why does one radiator stay cold http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1885708 Why does one radiator stay cold<br /><br />Is it one of those big, old fashioned ones? If so, it may be full of air. Find one of those little keys and try bleeding it. Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:19:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1885708 Answer to I want to wish everyone here a safe and happy holiday season. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1885692 I want to wish everyone here a safe and happy holiday season.<br /><br />Thanks. Merry and/or happy whatever you celebrate. And a Happy New Year, too! Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:15:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1885692 Answer to A friend of mine who is a former AB'er said Answerbag is nothing but "shut-ins, losers and social misfits that found a home". Agree or Disagree? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1885598 A friend of mine who is a former AB'er said Answerbag is nothing but "shut-ins, losers and social misfits that found a home". Agree or Disagree?<br /><br />To quote one of the Christmas specials on now: &quot;What&#039;s the matter with misfits? That&#039;s where we fit in!&quot; Mon, 17 Dec 2007 06:44:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1885598 Answer to So whats your plans for New years 2008? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1869314 So whats your plans for New years 2008?<br /><br />I&#039;m going upstate to visit my ladylove for a few days. Maybe we&#039;ll get snowed in. ^_^ Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:30:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1869314 Answer to In what ways was growing up in the 60s and 70s better than it is now? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1869303 In what ways was growing up in the 60s and 70s better than it is now?<br /><br />Nobody worried about being &quot;PC&quot;. Kids could go out trick-or-treating and actually eat everything they collected. You could say the word &quot;family&quot; without saying &quot;dysfunctional&quot; first. Kids weren&#039;t always being medicated or in therapy for some kind of... Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:28:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1869303 Answer to Will you join me in thanking "Katie is santas helper" for inspiring me to return to AB? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1869213 Will you join me in thanking "Katie is santas helper" for inspiring me to return to AB?<br /><br />Thanks muchly, Katie! And welcome back, Rickster! Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:09:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1869213 Answer to What do you like on top of your pancakes? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1869203 What do you like on top of your pancakes?<br /><br />Just a little butter and sugar is enough for me. Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:07:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1869203 Answer to In your home where could you use just a little more room? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1861329 In your home where could you use just a little more room?<br /><br />The closets; I always need more space for stuff. Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:52:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1861329 Answer to Do you look good in the morning? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1858282 Do you look good in the morning?<br /><br />Here&#039;s how I look before my first cup of coffee: Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:18:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1858282 Answer to Is your christmas tree tall, short or medium? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1849297 Is your christmas tree tall, short or medium?<br /><br />Very short. It&#039;s one foot high, and sits on my TV. Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:40:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1849297 Answer to Have you ever bought the same pair of shoes twice? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1849284 Have you ever bought the same pair of shoes twice?<br /><br />Yeah, all the time. If I find a shoe that fits good, I stick with it. I&#039;ve even bought two identical pairs at the same time &#039;cause it makes them last longer. Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:38:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1849284 Answer to Are you a fuzzy monster, or is there a different kind of monster inside you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1846987 Are you a fuzzy monster, or is there a different kind of monster inside you?<br /><br />Here he is: Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:03:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1846987 Answer to What is your Australian name? I will put a working link as an answer. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1846912 What is your Australian name? I will put a working link as an answer.<br /><br />G&#039;day all! Airborne Bruce the Fair Dinkum Quack, here! Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:51:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1846912 Answer to Why is it so much fun to bite people? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1845638 Why is it so much fun to bite people?<br /><br />&#039;cause when people say &quot;Bite me!&quot; they never expect you to actially DO it.... Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:21:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1845638 Answer to Are you the one who found AB accidently without being introduced by anybody?How? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1845460 Are you the one who found AB accidently without being introduced by anybody?How?<br /><br />I was looking something up on Google, and this site came up as the only hit. I&#039;ve been here ever since. Darned if I can remember what I was Googling for at the time; it was probably a tangent off of another tangent. I do that sometimes when I&#039;m bored. Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:57:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1845460 Answer to Ranma 1/2 - If you fell into a cursed springs at Jusenkyo, which one would you want it to be. Why would you pick that one and how would you use your new abilities. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1825055 Ranma 1/2 - If you fell into a cursed springs at Jusenkyo, which one would you want it to be. Why would you pick that one and how would you use your new abilities.<br /><br />Hm, for me it&#039;s a tossup between: - A spring of a drowned parrot (being able to fly would be cool, and I could still talk), and - A spring of a drowned boy (I&#039;d still be me, but young again!) Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:18:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1825055 Answer to Does all wood float or does some sink http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1825021 Does all wood float or does some sink<br /><br />There is a type of wood called &quot;ironwood&quot; that actually does sink in water. Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:07:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1825021 Answer to You've passed out and when you awaken you have no idea where you are...what is the worst possible place this could be? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1823909 You've passed out and when you awaken you have no idea where you are...what is the worst possible place this could be?<br /><br />An army barracks. With a brand-new crew cut! Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:23:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1823909 Answer to Can you drive through a rainbow ? can you walk through a rainbow ? or run for that matter ! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1821300 Can you drive through a rainbow ? can you walk through a rainbow ? or run for that matter !<br /><br />Sort of - rainbows will always appear to be ahead of you from your point of view, but you can go through a place where someone else sees a rainbow. Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:42:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1821300 Answer to Would you ever ride an ostrich? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1820771 Would you ever ride an ostrich?<br /><br />Heh, I&#039;d probably squish the poor thing. And one big enough to hold me would be too scary to go near.... Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:05:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1820771 Answer to It is laundry day today, and I was looking at the tag on my new sheets. It is 100% Egyptian cotton and made in Egypt. Are all Egyptian cotten items made in Egypt? Or is it just coincidence? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1820746 It is laundry day today, and I was looking at the tag on my new sheets. It is 100% Egyptian cotton and made in Egypt. Are all Egyptian cotten items made in Egypt? Or is it just coincidence?<br /><br />Not quite a coincidence, but Egyptian cotton COULD be exported to another country and made into the finished product there. Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:00:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1820746 Answer to Would you make a good (tactic, cunning etc.) warlord? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1820681 Would you make a good (tactic, cunning etc.) warlord?<br /><br />Just follow the suggestions on this list: http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:51:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1820681 Answer to Do breasts get bigger at high altitude? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1820668 Do breasts get bigger at high altitude?<br /><br />Maybe this woman&#039;s do: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:48:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1820668 Answer to What do you think is the worst Christmas song of all time? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1820621 What do you think is the worst Christmas song of all time?<br /><br />How about &quot;Percy, the Puny Pointsettia&quot;? It&#039;s on the flip side of the original &quot;Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer&quot; record. Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:40:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1820621 Answer to Has anyone spent Thanksgiving and Christmas alone? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1808475 Has anyone spent Thanksgiving and Christmas alone?<br /><br />I spent Thanksgiving alone this year. Oh, well, I wouldn&#039;t have been good company anyway - I&#039;d just had dental work done. Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:31:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1808475 Answer to Do you ever feel that, at times, the "Nonsense" tag AB places on questions is nonsense itself? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1801083 Do you ever feel that, at times, the "Nonsense" tag AB places on questions is nonsense itself?<br /><br />Yeah, especially when the question is in the &quot;Crazy Thoughts&quot; category. Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:27:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1801083 Answer to Who agrees? AB members have the biggest hearts and they are some of the best people in the world! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1799517 Who agrees? AB members have the biggest hearts and they are some of the best people in the world!<br /><br />Quite true. And we&#039;re modest, too! ;) Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:50:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1799517 Answer to If you had a chance to ' Add on ' to your home at no cost to you , what would you add --? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1794944 If you had a chance to ' Add on ' to your home at no cost to you , what would you add --?<br /><br />I&#039;d enclose the back porch and add a jacuzzi. Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:06:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1794944 Answer to Do you have no lights, clear lights or colored lights on your tree? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1794920 Do you have no lights, clear lights or colored lights on your tree?<br /><br />When I had a Christmas tree, it was always multicolored lights. But it&#039;s been years since I bothered. Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:02:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1794920 Answer to The delightful kitten Meow Meow has made it to Maestro. Who all would like to congratulate her? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1792395 The delightful kitten Meow Meow has made it to Maestro. Who all would like to congratulate her?<br /><br />Congratulations, Meowstro! ^_^ Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:53:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1792395 Answer to Would you rather be rich and ugly, or good looking and poor? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1792386 Would you rather be rich and ugly, or good looking and poor?<br /><br />Ugly and rich. Then I&#039;d just hire the best plastic surgeons available! Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:50:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1792386 Answer to Guys: If possible, is there a positive side to getting kicked in the balls? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1792377 Guys: If possible, is there a positive side to getting kicked in the balls?<br /><br />Well, at least you know that nothing worse can happen to you today.... Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:48:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1792377 Answer to Where can I find the band and title of a song I only know some of the lyrics to? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1783104 Where can I find the band and title of a song I only know some of the lyrics to?<br /><br />Google it Type a line or two in (in quotes) and you&#039;ll probably find your song. Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:02:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1783104 Answer to If you had to choose, would you rather fart blue smoke or sweat green liquid? Why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1780797 If you had to choose, would you rather fart blue smoke or sweat green liquid? Why?<br /><br />If I farted blue smoke, that would mean I need a new gasket. That could be painful! But if I sweat green liquid, I could be on a Gatorade commercial. So I guess I&#039;ll take that. Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:43:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1780797 Answer to What job requires you to wear a black underwear to work? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773786 What job requires you to wear a black underwear to work?<br /><br />Ninja? Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:35:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773786 Answer to If I could see through your monitor, what would I see? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773778 If I could see through your monitor, what would I see?<br /><br />You&#039;d be feeling schizophrenic, &#039;cause I&#039;m using dual monitors! :-p You&#039;d see me in my office leaning over the keyboard. Twice. Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:34:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773778 Answer to What song should definitely NOT ever be re-recorded as a dance mix? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773736 What song should definitely NOT ever be re-recorded as a dance mix?<br /><br />Anything &quot;sung&quot; by William Shatner. Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:25:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773736 Answer to How much alcohol do you consume in a week on average? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773714 How much alcohol do you consume in a week on average?<br /><br />On average, zero. Sometimes as much as twice that. :-p Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:22:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773714 Answer to Does your job require you to wear a name tag? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773705 Does your job require you to wear a name tag?<br /><br />Yes, I have to wear a name tag with my photo on it. But the only people who ever see it already know me. *sigh* Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:20:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773705 Answer to What goes up but will never come down? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773103 What goes up but will never come down?<br /><br />Prices. Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:41:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773103 Answer to Are there any jokes about the New York Yankees? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773096 Are there any jokes about the New York Yankees?<br /><br />Dunno if this counts, but: Once, when I was driving back from a trip to Florida, I stopped for lunch in a little diner in South Carolina. On the menu was &quot;Yankee Bean Soup&quot;. I just had to ask the waitress, &quot;Is it made with real Yankees?&quot;. (Her reply, btw, was &quot;I... Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:41:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1773096 Answer to Which is faster, an injured snail or AB's loading time? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1771317 Which is faster, an injured snail or AB's loading time?<br /><br />You people using Windoze Internet Exploder, by any chance? I&#039;m using Firefox and have no problems. Btw, my browser is set to allow scripts from AB, but not from Kontera or Google Analytics. In any case, try clearing your browser&#039;s cache. Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:03:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1771317 Answer to Has anyone ever seen Santa Claus on x-mas eve? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1764403 Has anyone ever seen Santa Claus on x-mas eve?<br /><br />In my neighborhood, he comes &#039;round each year on top of a fire truck with siren blaring and horns honking. I find all the noise annoying, and I can imagine that it scares some of the younger children. Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:01:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1764403 Answer to Do you still use snail-mail? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1762126 Do you still use snail-mail?<br /><br />I use it to send packages and cards, and to receive packages, bills, and junk mail. That&#039;s about it. I have a lot of unused packs of stamps at home. I get one every time the rates go up just in case I need it, but I never do. Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:48:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1762126 Answer to Are you wearing nail polish? What colour? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1760522 Are you wearing nail polish? What colour?<br /><br />Actually, I have a prescription polish for my toenails. It&#039;s clear. Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:27:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1760522 Answer to Is it so hard for a man and a woman to be friends with no feelings involved? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1760516 Is it so hard for a man and a woman to be friends with no feelings involved?<br /><br />I&#039;ve never had a problem being &quot;just friends&quot; with a woman. Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:26:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1760516 Answer to Men : did you ever try wearing high heels (for a costume, a joke, because you like it or any reason at all...)? How well did you manage on them? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1760495 Men : did you ever try wearing high heels (for a costume, a joke, because you like it or any reason at all...)? How well did you manage on them?<br /><br />Once a female friend and I went as each other to a Halloween party. I did OK in the heels, except for in the sandy driveway. Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:24:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1760495 Answer to What is the first 2 components you upgrade on a pc? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1760480 What is the first 2 components you upgrade on a pc?<br /><br />The memory, then the hard disk. Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:20:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1760480 Answer to Do you have an aunt/uncle that is younger than you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1760453 Do you have an aunt/uncle that is younger than you?<br /><br />No, I&#039;m the other way around. I have a niece and a nephew each a year older than me. Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:16:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1760453 Answer to Have you got your central heating on? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759756 Have you got your central heating on?<br /><br />Oh, yeah! Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:38:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759756 Answer to Do I have to repeat myself? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759749 Do I have to repeat myself?<br /><br />Just a second, let me turn my hearing aid on.... Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:38:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759749 Answer to What is the worst job you ever had? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759576 What is the worst job you ever had?<br /><br />Dish Machine Operator at one of the college cafeterias. Smelly, hot, and repetitive. Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:00:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759576 Answer to Have you ever wore a helmet for some reason? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759528 Have you ever wore a helmet for some reason?<br /><br />Just on my motorcycle. Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:50:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759528 Answer to What message is on your answering machine? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759514 What message is on your answering machine?<br /><br />Incoming: none. Outgoing: &quot;I hear the phone a-ringin&#039;, but I can&#039;t come right now, I&#039;m stuck in Folsom Prison and I&#039;m singin&#039; for the crowd. So leave your name and number, and I&#039;ll get back to you, &#039;Til then I&#039;ll keep on singin&#039; these... Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:47:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759514 Answer to What song describes your sex life? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759481 What song describes your sex life?<br /><br />Here it is: Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:41:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759481 Answer to Which was your favourite Muppet? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759449 Which was your favourite Muppet?<br /><br />Gonzo the Great ftw! Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:38:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1759449 Answer to Which came first, the chicken or the egg? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1758231 Which came first, the chicken or the egg?<br /><br />According to creationism: God made the first chicken, who then laid the first chicken egg. According to evolution: A not-quite-chicken laid the first chicken egg, from which hatched the first chicken. You choose. Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:43:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1758231 Answer to Have you ever loved a show that was cancelled? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1758203 Have you ever loved a show that was cancelled?<br /><br />I loved a show that got canceled twice. Star Trek (the original series) Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:37:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1758203 Answer to What does it feel like to be touched be an angel? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1749808 What does it feel like to be touched be an angel?<br /><br />I bet the feathers tickle.... Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:41:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1749808 Answer to Are you wearing any pants? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1747844 Are you wearing any pants?<br /><br />I was, but I took them off just to answer this question. :-p Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:50:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1747844 Answer to What difference does a smile take? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1747834 What difference does a smile take?<br /><br />Depending on the situation, maybe all the difference in the world. Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:48:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1747834 Answer to Today is Thanksgiving in the good 'ol USA, who here, American or not, wants to wish all Americans a great holiday? I know I do! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1747824 Today is Thanksgiving in the good 'ol USA, who here, American or not, wants to wish all Americans a great holiday? I know I do!<br /><br />Very OK. Thank you. And a very happy Thanksgiving to you, too!! Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:46:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1747824 Answer to What weird job did you want to be when you were little http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1745044 What weird job did you want to be when you were little<br /><br />A Mad Scientist. I thought it would be cool to make my own monsters. (I actually went as far as to get a degree in Genetics...) Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:04:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1745044 Answer to When bluffing should you always bet BIG? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1737213 When bluffing should you always bet BIG?<br /><br />Ask yourself, &quot;What would I do if I really did have a great hand?&quot;. The answer to that is exactly what you should do when you bluff. Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:32:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1737213 Answer to Describe nothing http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1736816 Describe nothing<br /><br />OK. Would you like to hear that again? Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:20:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1736816 Answer to If you had to pick one of these fictional universes to live in, which would you pick? Star Wars, Star Trek, or Lord of the Rings? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1736803 If you had to pick one of these fictional universes to live in, which would you pick? Star Wars, Star Trek, or Lord of the Rings?<br /><br />I&#039;d pick Star Trek, mostly for the medical/health benefits. Those people seem to have a cure for everything! Except maybe baldness... Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:16:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1736803 Answer to What's the most annoying noise? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1736752 What's the most annoying noise?<br /><br />Here ya go: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:06:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1736752 Answer to Will you answer my question already? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1736710 Will you answer my question already?<br /><br />Yes, I will. And don&#039;t call me &quot;already&quot;! Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:55:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1736710 Answer to Whats your favorite xbox 360,playstation3,or nintendo wii?Mines the xbox 360 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1736696 Whats your favorite xbox 360,playstation3,or nintendo wii?Mines the xbox 360<br /><br />They all look good, but I wound up choosing the Xbox 360 because I got one for free. I&#039;ll let you know when I finally get around to playing it. ^_^ Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:53:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1736696