Answerbag: quack is whack's answers

Answer to Roses are red, violets are blue. ____________ Give me your best finisher for the poem.

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:29:33 -0800

Roses are red, violets are blue. ____________ Give me your best finisher for the poem.

Kinda purple-y.

Answer to Why did the American Indians not build permanent dwellings and towns on the same scale as the Europeans? What’s your theory?

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 10:42:12 -0800

Why did the American Indians not build permanent dwellings and towns on the same scale as the Europeans? What’s your theory?

I love how all Native Americans are somehow conflated with some of the Plains tribes of the central US. Not all American Indians had the same lifestyle and culture, and were in fact very diverse. Not all American Indians are from the US; what about Canadian aboriginals and those of Mexico,...

Answer to Someone has just sent a text message to your cellphone and you don't recognize the number. Do you delete the message, read the message

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 08:38:57 -0800

Someone has just sent a text message to your cellphone and you don't recognize the number. Do you delete the message, read the message

I'm a jerk... I always pretend to be the person they think they're texting, until they get wise to me.

Answer to How would you feel if it was your brother, son, nephew, grandson who was molested by PennState coach - and protected by Paterno & Co?

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 08:35:22 -0800

How would you feel if it was your brother, son, nephew, grandson who was molested by PennState coach - and protected by Paterno & Co?

This question needs to be asked. I seriously can't believe the reaction that Penn State football fans are having in this situation. People who are rallying in support of Penn State officials right now are rallying to support those who systematically protected a child rapist for many many...

Answer to Why does everyone hate on Metallica and Slayer?

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 14:07:59 -0700

Why does everyone hate on Metallica and Slayer?

You're entitled to liking the music you like, but I just plain outright don't like what Metallica has put out - sellouts or not. Their music isn't that good in my opinion, so it's simple. (For the record my guy LOVES Metallica and they're his favorite band). Thanks for the tirade.

Answer to Do sticks and stones really break bones?

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 12:10:03 -0700

Do sticks and stones really break bones?

With proper usage, yes.

Answer to Have you ever known a mellow athiest? I've never come across an athiest who wasn't outright hateful & viscious about their disbelief(s).

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 11:12:32 -0700

Have you ever known a mellow athiest? I've never come across an athiest who wasn't outright hateful & viscious about their disbelief(s).

I sure have! Most atheists and non-theists I've encountered tend to adhere to the "to each his own" line of thought regarding religion. We tend to recognize that people believe different things and that it's pretty personal - so while we don't necessarily agree, we aren't about to infringe...

Answer to What if the United States took over The United Kingdom?

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 14:35:24 -0700

What if the United States took over The United Kingdom?

I can only imagine some sort of iconic London Coffee Party occuring.

Answer to If you had to describe yourself as an element, which element would you be?

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 12:46:04 -0700

If you had to describe yourself as an element, which element would you be?

Surprise.

Answer to Does Reese Witherspoon worship Satan?

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 12:14:08 -0700

Does Reese Witherspoon worship Satan?

I hear she's more into muslins and satin.

Answer to If God is Love, is the devil Fear?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 12:50:44 -0700

If God is Love, is the devil Fear?

Does that make Kitty Farmer a priest, and Donnie Darko a visionary?

Answer to Do you find it easier to tolerate stupid, sensible people or smart, arrogant people?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 12:39:33 -0700

Do you find it easier to tolerate stupid, sensible people or smart, arrogant people?

Wait, is it possible to be simultaneously stupid and sensible? Because to me, people who are sensible are generally not stupid. And there are many, many arrogant people out there who have no valid reason to be arrogant (such as, they're arrogant and stupid).

Answer to What's your favorite Southeast Asian Psychedelic Surf-Rock music group?

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 14:30:57 -0700

What's your favorite Southeast Asian Psychedelic Surf-Rock music group?

Not so sure about Surf-Rock or Psychedelic or even Southeast Asian... But I'm a big fan of the Pillows, and always get hearty lulz over Hang-on-the-Box.

Answer to Does it bother you that so many people are side-stepping the fact that Ryan Dunn was intoxicated and exceeding the speed limit?

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 14:23:59 -0700

Does it bother you that so many people are side-stepping the fact that Ryan Dunn was intoxicated and exceeding the speed limit?

Actually, yes, it does. He died selfishly endangering the lives of others. What a jackass.

Answer to Is there anything more magical than holding a newborn baby?

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 14:17:02 -0700

Is there anything more magical than holding a newborn baby?

Holding a newborn baby unicorn.

Answer to 'Thinking' is common with everyone, however real deep thinkers should be licensed - how about that?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 14:06:15 -0700

'Thinking' is common with everyone, however real deep thinkers should be licensed - how about that?

By whom, and how would one accomplish such a thing? Thought police? How about disruptive thinkers?

Answer to If Humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 13:40:22 -0700

If Humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

Every time I see or hear this question - and it's always the exact, same question, worded in exactly the same way, and asked by the same types of people.... I feel like bashing my head against a wall. Every. Single. Time. Your education system failed you miserably. I'm sorry. Now, I'm not...

Answer to What's the smallest thing you've ever seen with your naked eye?

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 15:11:04 -0700

What's the smallest thing you've ever seen with your naked eye?

I would never mention it in polite company... :P

Answer to My friend is 17 and still hasnt hit puberty, should he be worried? is there anything i can do to help him as its really getting him down?

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 13:06:51 -0700

My friend is 17 and still hasnt hit puberty, should he be worried? is there anything i can do to help him as its really getting him down?

Is your friend Justin Bieber?! ... Joking aside, has he genuinely not shown any signs or symptoms of puberty? If this is the case, he does indeed need to see a doctor about this, as it could be indicative of a severe hormonal imbalance or worse.

Answer to Any girls with a similar music taste as mine?

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 13:02:09 -0700

Any girls with a similar music taste as mine?

There are lots of lots of girls out there with similar tastes in music. I promise.

Answer to This is the worst day of my life I literally think I am gonna die especially if I see another pregnant girl

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:52:59 -0700

This is the worst day of my life I literally think I am gonna die especially if I see another pregnant girl

W-o-w. Right now I, personally, am thankful you're not pregnant. If you're not a (weak) troll, and this is real, my suggestion to you would be to abstain from sex forever so you never do manage to get pregnant. Babies aren't competitions or commodities, you self-absorbed, vapid little twat.

Answer to What do women think about Hugh Hefner?

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:44:40 -0700

What do women think about Hugh Hefner?

First thing that comes to mind: he's disgusting.

Answer to My boyfriend on his way to hospital for cutting himself with a knife after picking fight with me. I feel so guilty an lost wat should i do?

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:43:48 -0700

My boyfriend on his way to hospital for cutting himself with a knife after picking fight with me. I feel so guilty an lost wat should i do?

Break up with him.

Answer to How can I feel a girl's butt or boobs that IDK without them knowing it was on purpose or w/o them noticing I'm feeling them? I'm 15.

Tue, 24 May 2011 18:36:16 -0700

How can I feel a girl's butt or boobs that IDK without them knowing it was on purpose or w/o them noticing I'm feeling them? I'm 15.

This is a form of sexual assault and could get you into trouble. I advise against doing such things. ... you little perv.

Answer to Are there any ladies who are not attracted to pretty boys??

Tue, 24 May 2011 18:32:17 -0700

Are there any ladies who are not attracted to pretty boys??

I tend to be attracted to the brusque masculine types. Pretty guys are just so... eh. No thanks.

Answer to can you describe how terrible it is when someone breaks your heart ? how would you feel or what would you do exactly ?

Tue, 24 May 2011 18:28:30 -0700

can you describe how terrible it is when someone breaks your heart ? how would you feel or what would you do exactly ?

Once you have been in love with someone, it is like a scar that runs between the two of you and binds you together. Having your heart broken is like having scar tissue ripped open.

Answer to What do you NOT want to find in your bed?

Tue, 24 May 2011 08:17:36 -0700

What do you NOT want to find in your bed?

A bucket of minnows.

Answer to Whats the best way to get a girl to have sex with you

Thu, 19 May 2011 15:10:52 -0700

Whats the best way to get a girl to have sex with you

With courtesy, respect, and consent.

Answer to Can you think of something that is cheesy ?

Tue, 17 May 2011 08:21:16 -0700

Can you think of something that is cheesy ?

Fondue.

Answer to I am gay. If anybody out there is gay/lesbian as well, give me a shout out!!

Thu, 12 May 2011 15:17:12 -0700

I am gay. If anybody out there is gay/lesbian as well, give me a shout out!!

How about half-gay or queer? :D

Answer to Why is it that a girl can never be happy with the way she looks?

Thu, 12 May 2011 15:15:10 -0700

Why is it that a girl can never be happy with the way she looks?

No no, I'm perfectly happy with the way I look. Alas, if only I could find a male partner who was on par with my stellar beauty... :P

Answer to Jenga, what is it?

Thu, 12 May 2011 15:11:41 -0700

Jenga, what is it?

It's a game which you should never, ever attempt to substitute chicken bones for the actual pieces...

Answer to Is Anonymous Witch the biggest douchebag on this website?

Thu, 12 May 2011 10:18:29 -0700

Is Anonymous Witch the biggest douchebag on this website?

Pretty sure he smells nothing like vinegar.

Answer to What is the SWEETEST "good morning" message you have received ever?

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 09:48:11 -0700

What is the SWEETEST "good morning" message you have received ever?

After a massive argument with my guy where we didn't talk to one another for a couple days, he texted asking if I was still awake and said he wished he was with me , then drove two hours from his home just to come over and fall back asleep with me.

Answer to Why do some people insist poetry needs to rhyme?

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 09:32:33 -0700

Why do some people insist poetry needs to rhyme?

Because people don't seem to be able to grasp a) what a poem is; b) how poetry functions; c) the multitude of devices used in poetics. Generally people are not well-versed in poetics at all. Poetry is about the ability to manipulate language towards a specific effect - this can be by...

Answer to Everyone has group of friends and each friend seems to have their place a(ie the crazy one, the depressed one, etc.). Which one are you?

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 09:06:03 -0700

Everyone has group of friends and each friend seems to have their place a(ie the crazy one, the depressed one, etc.). Which one are you?

The one that refuses categorization for categorization's sake ;)

Answer to If you were me, what would you be thinking? (awkward isn't it) q:)

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 09:03:41 -0700

If you were me, what would you be thinking? (awkward isn't it) q:)

I'd be wondering what you'd be thinking if you were me.

Answer to Grounds for insemination…ladies, if you allow a man to enter you without a condom, what are your expectations?

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 23:45:21 -0700

Grounds for insemination…ladies, if you allow a man to enter you without a condom, what are your expectations?

There has to be a pretty intimate level of trust first, for me anyway. I want him to get tested first, the same way I always get tested for STD's before I start having sex with someone new. Since pregnancy isn't really an issue for me thanks to the highly effective contraception I use, it's...

Answer to Have you ever cross dress to get a job (or seriously thought of doing it)? if so, how did it work out?

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 08:18:00 -0700

Have you ever cross dress to get a job (or seriously thought of doing it)? if so, how did it work out?

In high school, I wanted to write about sexism or some other such pseudo-feminist cause that teenagers like to get uppity about, but my high school paper told me it was no good. Since the teacher staffing our paper was a man, I figured he was obviously just a misogynist. So I cut off all my...

Answer to What flavors do you like in your coffee, do you like ot hot or cold, milk half n half skim or neither

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 12:03:51 -0700

What flavors do you like in your coffee, do you like ot hot or cold, milk half n half skim or neither

If it's good, strong coffee, I'll take it black. Otherwise, half & half and some honey.

Answer to Do you think humanity could ever implement eugenics to work our overall evolution without negative effects?

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 12:20:18 -0700

Do you think humanity could ever implement eugenics to work our overall evolution without negative effects?

Take a look at the practice of humans selectively breeding animals for certain traits, and all of the genetic complications that these animals wind up with as an effect, and tell me whether you think it's really possible. Or ethical.

Answer to If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 11:46:42 -0700

If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?

Judie Funnie :D

Answer to April is National Poetry Month in America. Will you select a poem and read it to a friend in April? Or buy a poetry book to support a poet?

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 10:59:14 -0700

April is National Poetry Month in America. Will you select a poem and read it to a friend in April? Or buy a poetry book to support a poet?

Nah, I'll just continue doing what I always do: - Public poetry readings - Buying books of poetry - Writing - Visiting my favorite poetry-oriented coffee shop (it's a tiny bookstore that sells only poetry and has amazing coffee). - Supporting small arts & literature publications -...

Answer to Should photographs of atrocities in Libya, Yemen, Ivory Coast & elsewhere, appear in American newspapers and magazines?

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 10:47:16 -0700

Should photographs of atrocities in Libya, Yemen, Ivory Coast & elsewhere, appear in American newspapers and magazines?

Yes. Americans need to get our heads out of our assess and catch a glimpse of what the rest of the world is experiencing. All I hear is complaints about the rising price of gasoline as a result of all this turmoil - but never have I ever come across a fellow citizen lamenting the loss of life...

Answer to After reading an early work by Goethe, thousands of people cmmitted suicide. What was the book?

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 10:43:30 -0700

After reading an early work by Goethe, thousands of people cmmitted suicide. What was the book?

Faust.

Answer to Dont You think its enough that Women around the world are being mistreated physically and mentally ?

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 20:39:49 -0700

Dont You think its enough that Women around the world are being mistreated physically and mentally ?

It's a little more complicated than that -_-

Answer to Do you think that someone should commit suicide when the suffer from PTSD and keep having flashbacks?

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 11:41:00 -0700

Do you think that someone should commit suicide when the suffer from PTSD and keep having flashbacks?

No, but it might be helpful to talk to someone. I have PTSD and for a while suffered from flashbacks. They come and they go, but have gotten far less frequent. If you need anyone to talk to, send me a message. I hope you're okay

Answer to Would you feel bad if the guy you broke up with drank himself sick (got drunk) ???Because his life was hard at the moment anyway?

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 11:20:34 -0700

Would you feel bad if the guy you broke up with drank himself sick (got drunk) ???Because his life was hard at the moment anyway?

Yes, but you can't internalize the actions and behaviors of other people as being your fault. He chose to "cope" by drinking - that's not on you, that's on him. So you can sympathize, but don't internalize that kind of thing.

Answer to By definition, are pro-abortion people also pro-euthanasia and vise versa?

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 11:09:12 -0700

By definition, are pro-abortion people also pro-euthanasia and vise versa?

No. And I'm not sure what you're talking about anyway - I can't say that I've ever run across someone who was "pro-abortion," as you say. "Pro-choice" yes, but it's not as though those of us who think that abortion should be an option think that it's something that we're going to subject...

Answer to What does this tell you about my exboyfriend? Really appreciate any comments, both guys and girls please.

Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:56:25 -0700

What does this tell you about my exboyfriend? Really appreciate any comments, both guys and girls please.

What this says is that you shouldn't waste your time or energy on him any longer. He was trash, ditch the baggage.

Answer to Are hookers and strippers technically "people"?

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:08:22 -0700

Are hookers and strippers technically "people"?

Yes, they are. People with jobs.

Answer to Reactions to the Japan earthquake?

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 11:23:02 -0800

Reactions to the Japan earthquake?

I just want to say to anyone who may harbor similar attitudes to these charming examples of Real 'Merican Patriots ( http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/03/11/tsunami-in-japan-a-wave-of-ignor... ) the following: For shame. Seriously, for shame. These kinds of comments reflect not only insensitive...

Answer to Funniest Youtube Video?

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:31:00 -0800

Funniest Youtube Video?

Matt's Revenge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUH1Pjl5Sk The GI Joe PSA parodies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYr3Z_h3n-U (there are a TON of these)

Answer to How did the States get their shapes, during the United States expansion into the western territory?

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:20:11 -0800

How did the States get their shapes, during the United States expansion into the western territory?

Contortion - think Jell-O molds.

Answer to what is a school apporite prank for my teacher

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 15:21:49 -0800

what is a school apporite prank for my teacher

In high school our two favorite teacher pranks were: 1. Overturning his/her water bottle or coffee mug onto the desk so that there's no way to remove it without causing a spill. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIUzqz8G1GA 2. Taking their favorite stapler or the like overnight and encasing it in...

Answer to Lady Gaga to release blood and semen perfume. Opinions?

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 11:19:33 -0800

Lady Gaga to release blood and semen perfume. Opinions?

Is this right after the sweat and tears I'll have to pay to be able to afford it?

Answer to My fave Led Zep song is Kashmir, whats yours?

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 11:17:45 -0800

My fave Led Zep song is Kashmir, whats yours?

Sick Again

Answer to What was your favorite book as a child?

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 11:16:12 -0800

What was your favorite book as a child?

The Chronic(what?!)cles of Narnia Julie of the Wolves Island of the Blue Dolphins The Call of the Wild My Side of the Mountain The Black Pearl Animorphs (way big when I was a kid) Goosebumps Kidnapped Treasure Island Le Morte de Arthur

Answer to Baiting: Most of the time it's the _ who are baiting the .

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 19:16:36 -0800

Baiting: Most of the time it's the _______ who are baiting the ______ .

Masters, tools

Answer to what do i do if my toddler eats deoderant?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:03:49 -0800

what do i do if my toddler eats deoderant?

Call poison control and ask. Keep shit like that out of his reach in the future.

Answer to When does the opposite sex look at their best?

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 13:20:25 -0800

When does the opposite sex look at their best?

While krumping http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vTo2p3F_v8

Answer to Should People in North America only speak English, how do you feel about other languages?

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 08:03:29 -0800

Should People in North America only speak English, how do you feel about other languages?

So wait, let me get this straight - Mexico is no longer part of North America?

Answer to Look at this picture as an analogy for life; which one would you rather be ?

Sun, 23 Jan 2011 15:11:28 -0800

Look at this picture as an analogy for life; which one would you rather be ?

If I were that big fish I could jump into the big bowl and eat the smaller one. He looks like a good snack.

Answer to How would you feel if you found out your partner finds you unattractive?

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 10:04:14 -0800

How would you feel if you found out your partner finds you unattractive?

Well, I'd be surprised. But there are other reasons apart from physical attraction that draws people together. There would have to be *something* attracting them to me, right?

Answer to Do you believe in open relationships?

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 07:43:10 -0800

Do you believe in open relationships?

Sure thing.

Answer to Buddha taught that one of the aggregates causing suffering is expectations. Are you mindfully observing your expectations? Letting go?

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 13:47:15 -0800

Buddha taught that one of the aggregates causing suffering is expectations. Are you mindfully observing your expectations? Letting go?

Letting go of everything insofar as one is able to do so.

Answer to What is your most inspiring quote, and how has it inspired you?

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 12:04:26 -0800

What is your most inspiring quote, and how has it inspired you?

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Answer to Glass half empty or half full? Virginity lost or sexuality found?

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 20:11:48 -0800

Glass half empty or half full? Virginity lost or sexuality found?

Well, I had been experimenting with my sexuality long before I took the plunge and allowed my glass to be filled, if you catch my drift. But I definitely enjoyed it, and have been enjoying it ever since :)

Answer to What excuses have you heard/told for not wanting to have sex?

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 07:31:21 -0800

What excuses have you heard/told for not wanting to have sex?

The excuse doesn't matter - if they don't want it, leave them alone.

Answer to What is striking about you appearance?

Fri, 31 Dec 2010 10:22:59 -0800

What is striking about you appearance?

Big, intensely green eyes, and very long blonde hair.

Answer to What does nominative determinative mean?

Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:37:29 -0800

What does nominative determinative mean?

www.dictionary.com/nominative www.dictionary.com/determinative

Answer to What should I say to my boyfriend to get him to want to hang out with me?

Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:36:25 -0800

What should I say to my boyfriend to get him to want to hang out with me?

Maybe give him some space or break up with him. If he doesn't want to hang out with you, you're not going to be able to make him want to.

Answer to What is one thing that you really wanna do before you die?

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 20:47:56 -0800

What is one thing that you really wanna do before you die?

Visit Tibet.

Answer to if your g/f wife or friend wore Keds & flats low heels shoe all the time & you hate them what would you make her do?

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 16:29:25 -0800

if your g/f wife or friend wore Keds & flats low heels shoe all the time & you hate them what would you make her do?

Maybe you should start looking for women based on what their shoe collection looks like. Obviously, the one(s?) you're with currently are too good for you.

Answer to Question for Gay's? Please explain to me why it is so important to tell everyone your gay? I don't tell everyone that I'm not Gay.

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 14:12:48 -0800

Question for Gay's? Please explain to me why it is so important to tell everyone your gay? I don't tell everyone that I'm not Gay.

Probably because we tend to assume heterosexuality as a default - sometimes being otherwise sexually oriented really is important, especially if that's how the individual identifies his or herself. Sorry for being visible!

Answer to Would you be offended if i gave you a Gingerbread man for some friendly holiday cheer?

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 09:04:34 -0800

Would you be offended if i gave you a Gingerbread man for some friendly holiday cheer?

Only if that gingerbread man were a gingerbread Chip N Dale's man... :P

Answer to Why are ants so strong?

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 08:56:21 -0800

Why are ants so strong?

They are not of this world. Their only weakness is kryptonite.

Answer to Is photographic memory a learned behavior (or a trait) or are people simply born with it? Nature, nurture, or both?

Wed, 22 Dec 2010 15:27:54 -0800

Is photographic memory a learned behavior (or a trait) or are people simply born with it? Nature, nurture, or both?

Born with it. My great grandfather, my grandfather, my father, myself. Handed down through the generations. Whoo.

Answer to How long did it take you to finally appreciate all that your parents have done for you?

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 11:40:27 -0800

How long did it take you to finally appreciate all that your parents have done for you?

They did what?

Answer to What's a good perfume for a woman for about $80.00?

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 11:39:43 -0800

What's a good perfume for a woman for about $80.00?

Depends on what kind of perfume scents she likes in the first place. Depends on what each perfume actually smells like ON her.

Answer to Can a person on paper not be attractive but in life be beautiful??

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 11:37:53 -0800

Can a person on paper not be attractive but in life be beautiful??

Everyone is beautiful to someone.

Answer to Imagine that we are besieged with monsters. What do you use as a weapon and pray in which way to cut up?

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 11:28:25 -0800

Imagine that we are besieged with monsters. What do you use as a weapon and pray in which way to cut up?

Just what kind of monsters are we talking?

Answer to do you know anyone like this?

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:34:40 -0800

do you know anyone like this?

Yes. Unfortunately I do.

Answer to Do people really dream of meeting someone in the frozen food aisle at the market?

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:23:39 -0800

Do people really dream of meeting someone in the frozen food aisle at the market?

Well, now that you mention it... I'm gonna have to start shopping for frozen food more often ;)

Answer to Excellent fine line/black & grey tattoo artist in south wales, preferably no more than an hour from swansea?

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:20:52 -0800

Excellent fine line/black & grey tattoo artist in south wales, preferably no more than an hour from swansea?

Now, I don't live in the UK, but the best place to start looking is Google. Find the artists in your area, browse their portfolios, and make DAMN sure that you see some portraits that are actually good before you go in for a consultation. You can start asking people you see with tats you like as...

Answer to Has anyone coveted your SO? And what measures did you do to counteract it?

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:17:45 -0800

Has anyone coveted your SO? And what measures did you do to counteract it?

My SO is in high demand, apparently. We run into this "issue" often. But I trust him, so I don't let it bother me.

Answer to On the US dollar bill, there is a pyramid with an eye at the top...,what is this eye called?

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:16:29 -0800

On the US dollar bill, there is a pyramid with an eye at the top...,what is this eye called?

The Eye of Sauron. Dun-dun-dun!

Answer to Why do adults under age 32 ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME?

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 14:11:05 -0800

Why do adults under age 32 ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME?

You're ageist :P

Answer to I'm getting my first tattoo on the back of my neck. How bad does it hurt? I'm pretty good with most pains.

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 14:02:00 -0800

I'm getting my first tattoo on the back of my neck. How bad does it hurt? I'm pretty good with most pains.

It hurts a little, but you can tough it out - there are far worse spots :)

Answer to Is a C an acceptable grade for your child? Was it for you?

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 11:54:46 -0800

Is a C an acceptable grade for your child? Was it for you?

I have issues with grade inflation. If C is average, then most kids should be getting them. It SHOULD be acceptable. When there are too many A's and B's around, the value of having worked for those grades (if indeed you did) becomes lessened. That said, I am totally neurotic about my own...

Answer to Is wanting one's coffee black a subconscious reflection of one's racism? or wanting it white with loads of cream another way of showing it?

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 11:12:32 -0800

Is wanting one's coffee black a subconscious reflection of one's racism? or wanting it white with loads of cream another way of showing it?

Is preferring your coffee to be raised on a plantation and then trafficked from some third world country indicative of one's other consumerist habits? If you grind up your coffee and then put it in the freezer, is that indicative that you'll do the same to your lover?

Answer to In the 50's the biggest problem in highschools were student's chewing gum in class. What happened in 60 years that made kids so messed up?

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 11:05:02 -0800

In the 50's the biggest problem in highschools were student's chewing gum in class. What happened in 60 years that made kids so messed up?

As per usual, American society during the 50's is being interpreted as though only white middle-class people were here during that time. I'm pretty sure there were bigger problems than chewing gum in the 50's.

Answer to Do atheists fear God, so try to avoid God?

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 11:01:54 -0800

Do atheists fear God, so try to avoid God?

You can neither fear nor avoid that which doesn't exist (in your own worldview). That would be like asking if theists if they feared or intentionally avoided the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Answer to last night i was raped and i cant find anyone who will believe me what can i do

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 13:05:28 -0800

last night i was raped and i cant find anyone who will believe me what can i do

NEVER GO TO THE POLICE FIRST, EVER. Go to a hospital or to your doctor immediately.

Answer to What do you think about women who train in MMA or even Jiu jitsu for that matter

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 13:00:07 -0800

What do you think about women who train in MMA or even Jiu jitsu for that matter

Since I am one of these, I dig it :P

Answer to ok i really need some advice last night i was raped i told the police but they didnt believe me

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 12:57:34 -0800

ok i really need some advice last night i was raped i told the police but they didnt believe me

This is advice for anyone who may ever be raped at any point: NEVER go to the police first, ALWAYS go to the hospital pronto. Don't change your clothes and don't shower. Go immediately to the hospital, and they can help you deal with the police. Go to a doctor or the hospital right away and...

Answer to Can an elephant be fried for a feast?

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 11:36:37 -0800

Can an elephant be fried for a feast?

It can be a feast for a friend :)

Answer to Have you been helped by therapy?

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 08:04:20 -0800

Have you been helped by therapy?

When I was a child, the family therapist that we went to actually made matters worse (but this was an old man who should have had his license revoked, really truly). When I went to therapy for some really severe PTSD, it really did help up to a point, and then kind of plateaued. At some point,...

Answer to Will you have to feign excitement this year when you open some of your presents?

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 11:17:26 -0800

Will you have to feign excitement this year when you open some of your presents?

I'm pretty sure there will be no presents this year, so if I get any at all, the excitement of surprise shan't be feigned.

Answer to If some non-Answerbagger could be removed from Earth overnight, painlessly and hygenically, for the betterment of mankind, who would it be?

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 16:05:12 -0800

If some non-Answerbagger could be removed from Earth overnight, painlessly and hygenically, for the betterment of mankind, who would it be?

... I don't think I should be so quick to name that which may cause my downfall...