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Do you believe that personality is what matters most, not colour, race or religious beliefs?
None of those matter. What matters most is being licensed to operate a forklift.
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Which family member do you resemble the most?
I resemble myself the most.
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What illnesses do you have? <3
I don't think I've ever had any illness that was less than three.
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Some guy said the little sweet boy in my avatar is tacky. Do you agree?
Yes, I agree that some guy said that.
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I AM BETWEEN 70 AND 80 .
I HAVE 2 MORE TENS THAN ONES.WHAT NUMBER AM I?
You are not a number; you are a free man!
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Can you name one thing that a person with a gun and badge can not steal from you?
Yes, I can.
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Fritos or Cheetos?
It would have to be Fritos.
Cheetos never win.
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Do you know a story with a moral? I do...
Yes, I do. I know several, in fact.
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Can you please explain me the stupid ending of "No Country For Old Men"?
No, I cannot.
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I see so much bad grammer and poor spelling on the web. Do you think that it is because of poor education or just typing mistakes?
In most cases, it's just because some people are just plain stupid and lazy.
I'm beginning to think that people should be required to take some sort of literacy test before they are allowed to access the Internet, and until they can consistently demonstrate at least a basic level of literacy, they should be confined to sites like MySpace and FaceBook, and leave the...
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Teacher gave 3 apples to Cathy and asked "how many apples do you have?".To that Cathy repled 4 and she was correct.Can you explain how?
Yes, I can.
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What is your mix drink of choice? when was the last time you had one?
Roughly a half-and-half mixture of Diet Coke Plus and V8 V-Fusion Açai Mixed Berry. I'm drinking it right now.
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Can you name the person you love right now? just there first name
Yes, I can.
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If I confiscated your computer and took a look around....what would I find? :-)
You would find yourself staring down the barrel of a shotgun, and unless you handed my computer back to me very quickly, that view down the shotgun barrel would be the last thing that you ever see.
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You know the best thing about you is ----------
No, the best thing about me is not ----------.
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Do you collect cookbooks?
No, I do not.
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What is it about the church that makes it produce so many offenders? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081111/ap_on_re_us/sex_abuse_spokane . And yet they are always trying to impose their morality on others.Why? Shouldn't they clean up their own house first?
Working link: http://tinyurl.com/6j5mr4
No connection. The article is about the FLDS, who have nothing to do with the genuine Mormon church. Something to do with some dispute over land that the FLDS are being compelled to give up in payment of debts, and which they maintain they need to build a Temple.
There's nothing to see here. Move along.
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Today I was driving on the motorway in my 2004 Peugeot 206 when I felt the car jolt, the engine light came on and then as I was pulling onto the hard shoulder the handbrake and battery light came on. What caused this?
My guess would be that your car is broken.
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Why doesn't Safari have an error console?
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Does anybody know the song on the Disney commerical with the boy singer who dresses up gangster and then a cowboy and then the 70s?
Yes.
Certainly, the singer who sang the song in the commercial knows it. The person who wrote the song also knows it, and so, I am sure, do many of the others who were involved in producing that commercial.
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My cable bill was due yesterday (Monday) and at about 3 this morning (Tuesday) it went out. Would the cable company really turn it off just because it wasn't paid on Monday? They never did this before. I'm really pissed off about it.
Perhaps you should have paid your bill.
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Sushi is_____________.
No, sushi is not _____________.
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How much money can I make selling MonaVie?
It's interesting to note that anywhere on Answerbag we find discussions of scams such as this one, the only content posted in support of such scams will nearly all be from newly-created accounts that were used for no other purpose than to spam Answerbag with advertisements for said scams.
This Monavie is nothing more than a horrendously-overpriced juice blend product that...
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How can you turn old slides into pictures?
Two methods come to my mind.
First, from my distant past as a photography hobbyist, I remember a process called “Cibachrome”, by which color prints could be made from slides. It was the only color darkroom process I ever got into. It produced very high-quality prints, which were reputed to be very stable as photographic prints go.
Looking it up...
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It's Sunday, why aren't you in Church?
It's not Sunday. It's Monday. In about another hour and a half, I'll be at work.
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I want to get my lip pierced. Nothing too extreme really. But my parents are my biggest obstacle! My dad is a very respectable man in our city, and I'd hate it if my new lip ring would effect his business, reputation, etc. What should I do? I'm 13 btw.
Are you not able to drool well enough now, that you need an additional hole through which to drool?
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Do you ever miss your ex?
No, I do not.
Not in the least.
I don't have an “ex”.
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Is there any classical music you truly enjoy?
Yes, there is.
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Why homeopathy is getting popular?
“There's a sucker born every minute.”
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How much more intense is sound at 40 dB than sound at zero dB?
The answers posted so far under this question are all either very confusing, misleading, or just plain wrong. Let's see if I can do better.
I suppose a good place to start is to try to explain just what a decibel is. By itself, decibels are not a unit by which to measure anything. Rather, it is a way of expressing a measurement in a nonlinear way.
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Is Monavie drink any good/all it claims to be?
It's just fruit juice, nothing more. It will not cure, treat, or prevent cancer, diabetes, bad breath, hemorrhoids, or any other malady; and if you are thinking of joining the MLM that sells, it, you should know that — as with all MLMs — the vast majority of people who try to make money in this one only end up losing more money than they gain.
Fruit juice...
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WHY DO PPL BELIEVE IN MORMONISM? (john smith was known for his tall tails)
There is no such thing as “PPL”, so “PPL” don't believe in anything.
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Can you name a movie that starts with R?
Yes, I can.
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I heard this was a good site but with all the important things going on in the the world there seems to be a lot of childish things being asked here. Is this a kid's site?
This used to be a much better site than it now is. It's gone downhill rather badly in the last year or so.
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Pick a card, any card. What is the first card that comes to mind?
The one-gigabyte SD card in my Palm T|X.
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Are you mixed race? What percentage (fraction) are you of each? For example, my friend's child is half Indonesian and half hungarian.
No, I am not mixed race. I am of one race, and one race only. I am 100% Human.
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Can you name a movie that starts with S?
Yes, I can.
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What new product did Apple Computer launch with a $1.5 million commercial during the 1984 Super Bowl?
This must have been the greatest TV commercial ever made. Almost a quarter of a century later, I am still amazed by the sheer brilliance of this commercial.
Patterned after Orwell's “1984” the commercial depicts a bleak scene, with people marching lockstep, into an auditorium, while Big Brother delivers a speech. Everything is grey and dreary,...
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Does the ability to use good grammar also make you an intelligent person in other aspects?
There is much more to intelligence than can be tied to one narrow aspect, such as grammar.
However, communication is a vital core element of intelligence. If you cannot communicate, then your ability to give and to receive knowledge will be severely stunted.
I think it is no accident that the word “dumb” has two meanings, that superficially may seem...
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What liquids measuring a gallon cost more than a gallon of gas?
The majority of the products made by the company that employs me are liquid or mostly-liquid, and I doubt if any of them are cheaper per gallon than gasoline. These products include Campbell's® and Franco-American® soups and gravies; Swanson® broth; Pace® picante sauces, salsas, and related products; the Prego® line of spaghetti sauces and related products;...
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If you removed the glass would a light bulb still work?
It would work very well, for a very small fraction of a second, before it burned out.
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What exactly is that soft clicky "thinking" sound a computer makes when its doing work.
Most likely, what you are hearing is the actuator arm in the hard drive moving back and forth, as it moves the heads to different tracks on the platters.
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Do you think AB needs to get on a better server? Aa great deal of the time I can't access it. My browser hangs. I attribute this to being on an inadequate server. Any ideas?
It seems to me that the real performance issue with Answerbag is their horrendous overuse of badly-written JavaShi^H^H^HScript.
The actual volume of data being transmitted from Answerbag to your browser is fairly small, but then your browser is being made to run these scripts to fully render the page; these scripts are very badly-written, and slow to execute, and they create...
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Why did Al Gore turn down an invitation to debate scientists that believe human-caused global warming is false? After all, if his evidence is so clear he should be able to prove them wrong once and for all right? (see answer for details)
Algore is full of crap, and he knows that he's full of crap, and he knows that these scientists would expose all the crap of which he is full.
If Algore really believed what he claims about global warming and mankind's role in it, then he'd be willing himself to make sacrifices and lifestyle changes similar to what he is demanding that all us “little...
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What is ''Improv''?
It was a spreadsheet program that Lotus came up with in the 1990s. I think I must have been one of about two or three people in the entire world who understood this program, and appreciated how brilliant it was. Alas, that wasn't enough to make it worthwhile for Lotus to continue to develop and support it.
Improv 1.0 only ever existed for the NeXT platform...
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How many countries speak portuguese?
None. Countries don't speak. It is the people in the countries that speak.
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Plz give me the giftcode for stardoll!
No. Not until you learn how to properly spell the word “please”.
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Can you describe in one word what type of person do you aspire to be in life?
No.
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Can you name every rank in the army that you know?
Yes, I can.
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How would you describe your avatar in one word?
No.
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Can you describe yourself in one word?
No.
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Can you describe your love or hate for life in one word?
No.
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Do you let people push you around?
Nobody ever even tries to push a forklift operator around. Nobody is that foolish.
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I am looking for the name of a science fiction TV series from the 80's. It had humanoid aliens from a slave ship with spots down the sides their faces and down their bodies. The ship landed in CA. Would anyone remember the name of this series?
Yes, I would remember the name of that show. And the movie on which it was based.
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My friend accidentally steeped on my rabid but it waent to hard she is not squst but she squict solaud that i could her it 50 meters away wat should i do. my rabit is alitel bit scard of me.my rabbit is not fixed but i dont want to.
Wow! Off the bottom of the chart. Way off.
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What mass of iron can be produced from the reduction of 34.7 Kg of magnetic iron oxide according to the following equation;Fe3O4+4CO=3Fe+4CO2?
Do your own homework.
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What mass of CO2 is produced in the complete combustion of 37.5g of propanol according to the equation;C3H7OH+4.5O2=3CO2+4H2O?
Do your own homework.
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Money talks and __________________ walks?
…someone who doesn't have a forklift…
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Do you know any good "Here's your sign" type jokes? (see answer for example)
Yes, I do.
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In the heat of the sun, a sheet of aluminum in the shape of an equilateral triangle is expanding so that its side length increases by 1 millimeter per hour. when the side length is 100 millimeters, how is the area increasing?
Do your own homework.
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In the heat of the sun, a sheet of aluminum in the shape of an equilateral triangle is expanding so that its side length increases by 1 millimeter per hour. when the side length is 100 millimeters, how is the area increasing?
Do your own homework.
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It probably sounds dumb congratulating myself but i had my first kiss and "hook up" or make out tonight, or whatever you want to call it;-) besides that hows everyone else tonight/today?
A gentleman never blabs about such things in public. It's very bad form to “kiss and tell”. Such an event is to be kept private between you and the young lady with whom you shared it.
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Ok my boi is 134 miles away.i have a trust issue that is really effecting our relationship.wat do i do?it doesnt help he always tellin me that these guys tryin to hit him up.but he says he tells them he wit someone.do i believe him?wat can i do?
Forget him, for a while, and pay attention in school. You desperately need to learn to write. You're never going to get anywhere worthwhile in life if you remain illiterate.
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How does the lottery work in bsktbll
Looks like you need a few more vowels.
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A women on the bus today, said , "That a good women has to love shoes", do you believe thats true?
Yes, I believe that it is true; I believe that a woman really did say that on a bus.
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If regular Coke is supposed to be so bad for your stomach lining (the penny experiment), is Diet Coke just as hard on your stomach?
I'm not familiar with this “penny test” but I think I can make a pretty good guess as to what it involves, what the results will be, and what conclusion you are expected to draw therefrom.
In a nutshell, I think that you are intended to put a penny in some cola for a while, observe that the cola corrodes the penny, and then to conclude that if it does that to...
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Rrr!!! I want to buy a car . Which will you recommend me?
A Hyster E60.
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Could someone explain to me how the rock feldspar might go through the rock cycle, starting, obviously, as an igneous rock, than to a metamorphic rock, and then to a sedimentary rock. My teacher explained it today in class, but I didn't really get it.
Yes, my brother could explain it.
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Where is this building to be found? http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6185/bild1ci9.png
It's on Earth.
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Do you believe the world can live, i mean, must live, without religion,( See John Lennon's Imagine Lyrics) or perhaps find one that all humans could be a part of, instead of this splintered miasma of different faiths that just continue the slaughter .
John Lennon's song, “Imagine” according to his own words, was essentially the Communist Manifesto set to music. Given what a disasterous failure Communism has been in every instance that it has been tried, it would be very foolish to look to this song for any guidance as to how to make the world a better place.
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What is your favorite word for marijuana?
“Dope” is the perfect word, both for the drug itself, and for those stupid enough to use it.
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Have girlfriend 4 yrs,mad about her.At party last wkend a girl i was talkn 2 while quite drunk kissed me on lips for like 2 seconds.pulled away wen i realised wtf was goin on but im tormented by guilt since,I wasnt trying to kiss her,was shaking wit shock
It appears you were still quite drunk when you tried to write this question; with the result being that you've only written unreadable, incomprehensible gibberish. Perhaps you should try again when you are sober.
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I have pregnancy signs ( weird cravings , sleeping , nauseated at night, & feel pregnant ) but got my period this month & i am only aprox 1 month if i am is it possible that im prego but got my period?
Prego® is a very good brand of spaghetti sauce and related products. As good as these products are, they have no intelligence or mind of their own, so they cannot post questions on a site like this. Since you are able to ask the question, you obviously are not Prego®.
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What's your expirience with pinatas?
I followed the new coverage of Rodney King's story, back in the 1990s. Does that count?
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Do you have a favorite Star Wars quote from any of the movies?
Yes, I do.
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Can you think of an interesting alternative to use as gift wrap?
Yes, I can.
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Consider a spacecraft sending a red light beam toward a neutron star. How would the beam appear to an observer on the neutron star?
The observer would be dead, crushed to death by the neutron star's massive gravity. He would never see the beam.
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Does chicken in catalina dressing, onion soup mix and cranberries sound good to you? I think it sounds gross!
I wouldn't know. I've never listened to chicken in Catalina dressing, onion soup mix and cranberries.
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Have you seen through the mystique of Obama yet, or are you still fooled?
Obama has a Mystique? I still wouldn't vote for him, but it's interesting that he and I have that in common.
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What kind of chili do you like?
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I have M Outlook. Sometimes I am informed by the recipient that they are receiving multiple copies of my e-mail to them. This happens occasionally. How can I correct this?
Best solution is to not use Outlook. It's one of the very worst email programs ever created.
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I'm about 5'5" 130 lbs, a size 5 pants, and my boobs are a 34G, i get custom size bras that fit well so everything is under control, but do any girls have suggestions for buying clothes that don't make me look like a cow?
Avoid white or off-white with irregular black spots.
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I have a new chat room to talk about wwe wrestling tna wrestling ecw wrestling or other things you can talk about welcome you all pls come in and join our chat room its call wwe25 here link www.xat.com/wwe25 tell all your firends to come and join thanks
Just what we need here:
An illiterate spammer…
Polluting our site.
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How many of you feel, as I do, that you have about reached your apex on AB?
Not me, so much, as Answerbag itself. Answerbag was a much, much better site four years ago, when I first started participating in it; than it is now. For a while, it was improving, but for the last year or so, it just seems to be going downhill.
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Dus it bothr u wen ppl typ lyk this?
It bugs me greatly. When I see something written that way, I don't even comprehend whatever it was that the cretin who wrote it was trying to say; all I read is “Hey, everyone! Look how stupid I am!”
It is a sure sign of someone who is illiterate, and stupid, and lazy, and who couldn't possibly have anything to say that is worth the effort...
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Guys... wat do you find most attractive in girls?
Literacy. A girl who isn't even smart enough to spell a simple word — such as “what” — would not be attractive to me at all.
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Is 2.5 odd or even?
No, it is not.
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Is a fraction odd or even
No, a fraction is not odd or even.
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Would you go camping in Crystal Lake is it a real crystal lake?
No, I wouldn't. I'm not much into camping in the first place, but if I do camp, I'd much rather camp on dry land. Camping in a lake would be most uncomfortable and unfeasible.
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I find it difficult to forgive Americans for them thinking that terrorism started on 11/9/2001, yet many of them actively supported Irish Republican terrorism against Britain thinking it was romantic freedom fighting. What do you think?
I don't know which Americans you are thinking of. So far as I have ever been aware, the vast majority of Americans who have had any awareness at all of the IRA and its activities have tended to regard the IRA as murderous terrorists, and do not support them at all.
The United States is a very big country, with a very large and diverse population. Among our 300+...
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How do u delete history on a laptop?
i just bought a new laptop and when i delete history it wont delete anything from my searchbar or address bar i deleted the cookies and cleared history and files and they wont go away.its realy anoying kan any1 help
Not only a spammer, but illiterate as well.
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My bf keeps hurting my feelings and though I've given him many chances, he blows it up. N he comes back saying sorry. I was there wen he broke up with his gf n was devastated n still is. N now he has been givin hopes of a rship to a new gal. Wat do I do?
Learning to write would be a good start.
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Do you think the USA should make pot smoking a non Federal law to allow more room for murders and rapists seeing as they hand out their freedom on a platter due to lack of cells in the prisons?
I believe that the federal government has no business regulating marijuana. I am all for keeping it illegal, but per the Tenth Amendment, that is the states' responsibility and authority, not the Federal government's.
It's worth noting that when Prohibition was implemented, it was clearly understood that the Federal government did not have any legitimate...
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I saw a sign in front of a church that read "God is in you." Can anyone explain how this can be?
How it can be is very easy to explain. Someone made that sign, and installed it in front of the church. Sunlight, reflected off of that sign, reached your eyes, where the lenses focussed an image of the sign on your retinas, causing the image to be transmitted therefrom to your brain via the optic nerves. That is how it can be that you saw this sign.
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My bf &idated 4 awhile but my friendShowed meTatHe cared moreThen my bf &IRealized that thre werelots OFmenout thre tat wud treat me better,i brkeup withim& sai that i wudget with my friend & now that itsOverBtwnUsIDnt relly want toget wit him wat do i do
You'd have an easier time getting answers if you would write a question that makes at least some small, identifiable vestige of sense. Posting unreadable crap accomplishes nothing useful.
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I'm making chicken soup for dinner. What ingredients, other than chicken, do you feel are necessary for a good chicken soup?
A can of any chicken-based variety of Campbell's® condensed soup, and a similar amount of water. That's all you need.
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How dou make soup? lets be easy tomato soup? i have no idea where to start
Take a can of Campbell's® condensed Tomato soup, empty it into an appropriately-sized microwavable container, add a canful of water, and heat it on High in the microwave for about two minutes.
If you like your soup stronger, add less water. I find that many Campbell's® condensed soups are best straight, without adding any water at all.
And of...
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Is there are naming difference between soups that are totally liquid (e.g. tomato, miso) and soups that have stuff floating around in it (clam chowder, chicken noodle)?
There are bisque soups, which are soups in which any formerly solid material is very finely puréed. And there is broth, which has no solids in it at all.
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If Jesus did have a wife, would it shake your faith? Once you've accepted someone as your mentor/guru/saviour, would it shake your faith in them, to know that they were married?
Not in the least. Marriage is a very sacred institution, ordained by God. There's no reason at all why Jesus should not have partaken in it; any more than there would be any reason why Jesus shouldn't have been baptized.
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Does anyone know what brand the pink knitted mini dress Miranda Kerr wore to the recent Victoria's Secret 'Heavenly Kiss' launch is?
Miranda Kerr would most likely know.
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What is your favourite pick up line?
The Ford F– series.
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The most useful mechanical engineering invention predicted to be available after the year 2025?
The forklift will continue to be the most useful mechanical engineering invention for a very, very long time to come — certainly far beyond 2025.
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Many web friends said www.sourcinggate.com is one good supplier of MP4 Player,they said that anybody can even order one sample at wholesale price,and with one year warranty period,the mostly importantly,it accepts Paypal payment. Please advise!Thanks:-)
Only fools and suckers do business with spammers.
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XP or Vista?
It really seems to me that Windows reached its peak at Windows 2000, and only went downhill from there. In other words, Windows 2000 is the version of Windows that sucks the least.
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Another name for natural gas is what
No, another name for natural gas is not “what”.
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My son's school principal told me that if I don't put him on ADD medication she will turn me into child protective service. Is this legal?
What medical credentials does this principal have? My guess would be “none at all” which would also indicate his qualifications to recommend medication for your child. Perhaps you should threaten to have him prosecuted for practicing medicine without a license.
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I was on yahoo answers and some ppl would completely ignore my questions and leave comments saying im ugly n stuff, could i pls get ppls honest opinions. am I ugly or something? i know it's a shallow 'vain' question, i just wanna know what ppl think, pls?
This isn't MySpace, nor is it texting on your cell phone. Writing like an illiterate retard who isn't even smart enough to spell simple words like “people” or “please” won't get you very much respect here. If you are capable of writing as if you have better than a room-temperature IQ and a second-grade education; then I very much suggest...
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What makes this day special to you?
My Palm T|X has had its new glass digitizer — far superior to the stock plastic digitizer that it came with — for two weeks now.
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Can you use frozen peas that you buy in the grocery store, for pea seeds in your garden?
No, I cannot.
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Internet is not working ?what could be the reasons that internet is not working?
You are mistaken. The Internet is working just as well as it ever does.
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When I say jump, what do you do?
I don't even notice you.
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Like a lot of people, I use the microwave oven everyday to heat up my meals, at home and at work. I heard that microwaves are dangerous to your health in the long term and can cause cancer in the future. Is that true?
Why are you asking us? You would know if it's true that you've heard such a thing; and there's no reason to suppose that any of the rest of us would know what you have or have not heard.
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WHEN you get to heaven whats the first thing you say to GOD?
Where is my forklift?
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Look around, what is the first red object you see?
My wife is wearing a red shirt.
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_______shows hoe much of a mark up of a company is achieving between the cost of what it sells and the selling price; 1; cost of goods sold 2; gross profit 3; gross margin 4; net profit
Do your own homework.
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How much phosphorus 1m is considered a "dose" for homeopathic treatment of nerve sensitivity?
None at all. In homeopathy, ingredients are diluted until nothing remains.
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Can someone explain to me how a "turbo" works on a car....and if you don't go "balls out"...does it still use more gas?
Yes, Darryl61 can explain how it works.
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How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
My height is the distance from the ground on which I am standing to the top of my head; and my weight is my mass multiplied by the gravity of whatever planet I happen to be closest to.
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Do you think I'm a huge b*tch?
I wouldn't know. I've never met you in person, so I have no sense of your size. I don't know if you're huge, or tiny, or somewhere in between.
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Which is your fav modern car?
The Hyster E60.
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How would you travel on Mars?
I would drive a forklift.
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Do you know someone with Asperger's syndome? In case you don't know, it is a high functioning form of Autism. People with Aspergers have an average to above average intelligence. Do you know that Bill Gates is speculated to have it?
I do not know for certain, but I have come to suspect that I may have a very mild form of autism or Asperger's or something similar.
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What do the numbers 888, 8, 13 & 1111 mean?
888 means the quantity represented by the following number of dots:
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How far from your home is your favorite bar? Does everybody know your name?
My favorite bar would be the crowbar in the trunk of my car, which is probably somewhere between 75 and a hundred feet away.
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What was the best muscle car ever made
The Hyster E60.
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Take this political quiz. It will tell you whether you are a liberal, conservative, for big gov't or a libertarian: http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html -- How did you score?
This one calls me a Libertarian.
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A woman once said on the Oprah show that she loved her husband more than her kids. Do you agree?
Yes, I agree that a woman really did say that once on the Oprah show.
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What question will I ask next?
Your next question will be “What TV show(if any) makes you instantly stop what you're doing and watch?”
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Why do emo people cut themselves
what is there plesure out of it
do they do things other then listen to metal and cut themselves in the corner of the room
Some people are just stupid.
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In delaware how old do u have 2 b 2 get ur belly button pierced with parental/gardian concent?? my mom said we'll c about lettin me get my belly button pierced
At the very least, you should be old enough, and smart enough, to be able to spell such common words, such as “you” and “to” and “be” and “see”. It appears that you have a very long way yet to go.
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Ive been dating a guy for 2 weeks. We had sex on the 1st date but we have been hanging out quite abit. I really like him. Ive meet alot of he's friends and he's very affectionate with me. He said he likes me, do u think its too early for the "talk"?
Whatever this “talk” is, if you don't think it's too early to be having sex with him, then it's probably way past time to be having this “talk”.
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Who owns pepsi cola
Large companies like this are owned by their stockholders. Anyone who owns stock in the company owns a portion of the company represented by that stock. Some of these stockholders might not even know it. Do you have any retirement plans or other investments that involve mutual funds? Those mutual funds may include stock in Pepsi, which would make you one of the...
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What are 2 movies that everone should have in their collection?
Idiocracy http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371724
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What is the best way of drinking tequila?
By dipping tortilla chips in Pace® Tequila & Lime Salsa.
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If the What Not To Wear people came to your house, would they approve or disapprove of your clothes?
I don't know, nor do I care. I don't dress to conform to anyone's notion of what is or is not fashionable. I dress according to what I find practical and comfortable.
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Can you get pregnant again if your already pregnant but not that far along?
No, I cannot.
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What is the last furry thing you have touched?
Felix.
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What should i have for lunch
You should have a can of Campbell's Chicken & Stars soup.
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Can you name the person you love right now? just there first name
Yes, I can.
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How far is an IKEA from where you live?
3.88 miles at a bearing of 277.386°.
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Which superhero would make the best boyfriend/girlfriend?
I would be, except that I'm already married.
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Besides "wait"... Good things come to those who?
…drive forklifts.
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Would The World Be A Better Place If Human Beings Were Extinct?
It would not matter what kind of place the world was, if there was nobody to experience it.
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Did you ever wish u were someone else?
I am someone else. In fact, I am someone else who is so smart that I can even spell difficult, obscure words, such as “you”. Too bad you're not this smart.
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Hi. =D I seem to hav miss placed the sim s 2 family fun pack leaflet with the code on it and i cant find it anywhere!! if any 1 wood b really kind and give me their code i could get it working again thanks...! p.s i hav the disc.
If I had the information you seek, then I wouldn't give it to you. If you cannot spell simple, common words, such as “have” or “would” or “be”, then you really need to stop wasting your time playing with silly games, and spend it instead paying attention to your school work.
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Can you name a chain store or restaurant that you been to that no longer exists?
Yes, I can.
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When you die, how do you know that you're sent to heaven or hell?
I'll know when they show me to my forklift. If I get a brand-new Hyster, then I'll know that I am in heaven. If it's an old, crappy, Japanese forklift that is broken down and doesn't work, then I'll know that I am in Hell.
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What's in store for you?
It depends on which store we're talking about.What Safeway has for me, for example, is very different than what Fry's has for me.
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Help trying to fix my brake lights the fuse is fine the bulbs r fine where is the problem?
The main problem seems to be that you cannot spell the word “are”.
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Do you still use anything that has vacuum tubes not counting a picture tube (CRT)?
I have an old Tektronix oscilloscope (early 1960s vintage) that is vacuum-tube based, and an even older signal generator (I estimate it to be from the 1930s or 1940s). I don't use them very much any more, but I use them once in a while.
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A new razor just dame out with 7 blades, what would you name it if you could?
Only seven? What's so impressive about that? My Norelco has 126 blades.
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Zombies attack! You dont own a gun. What do you use from your home to fight them off?
You're mistaken. I do own a gun.
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Who was the worst US President ever?
No other President has done nearly as much to harm this nation as Franklin Delano Roosevelt. His “New Deal” policies overturned vital Constitutional restraints on the federal government, and opened the way for the federal government to expand far outside of its legitimate bounds, into the bloated, burdensome mess that it now has become.
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Weapon of choice?
A forklift.
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You're now in a drunken hobo fight; what is your weapon of choice?
A forklift.
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How do I Write pseudocode to represent the logic of a program that allows the user to enter three values. The first value represents the base salary of an employee who works on commission, the second represents the employee's total sales for this pay peri
Do your own homework.
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My friend has been uing limewire on his computer for several years now but recently when he uses it, a blue screen comes up and then it reboots the laptop, the blue screen doenst stay up long enough to read what it says, what could the problem be?
The problem most likely is that your friend is running Windows.
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Do you play the clarinet?
I used to, a very long time ago. It's probably no longer possible for me to play a clarinet, due to an injury to one of my fingers a few years ago. Anyone who has ever heard me play my clarinet would probably take this as good news.
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What do you think of your boss/ employer?
That's really two questions.
My employer is a company — a very famous company. We have several well-known product lines; but we are most famous for canned soup. Yes, THAT company. This is a very good company that treats its workers very well; and which manufacturers excellent products that are fully worthy of this company's established and...
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When would say a boy becomes a man?
When he gets his first forklift license.
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How much does your car weigh?
My forklift weighs about twelve thousand pounds.
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Wat does rate in epidemiology mean? for ex: if i have 2 countries say A and B. Population of A=749,000 & B=217,534. Diseased individuals A=50,000 & B=707. Therefore Rate for A=0.0668 & B=3.22248E-06. But wat does this mean?
Perhaps you should try to master at least some basic literacy before you even think of trying to tackle advanced mathematics. Start by learning how to spell the word “what”. Any field in which you would use statistics is also going to require you to be able to write.
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OK if you really like this girl an every thing ..but you think she knows by the way u act when im with her an the things i say .....but if she doesn t know do u think u shud tell her how i feel?an how should u go about telling girl?
I wouldn't recommend writing her a letter or a note. Assuming that this question is any indication of your level of intelligence and literacy, she would not get nearly as far as trying to read and understand it before she noticed just how illiterate you are; that you aren't even smart enough to spell simple, common words, such as “you” or “should”...
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My bf's frend just died. My bf told me then said he didnt want to talk bout it cuz he didnt want to burst out crying.he is out gettin drunk right now.he did not ask me to come or for comfort, told me to lay off.i want to be there for him. wut should i do?
He wants to be left alone. I suggest that for now, you fill your time studying some first-grade-level textbooks, so that you can learn to write.
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OK im dissabled and why is it when people know it they still want you to do the same things i use to be able to do and get mad when you tell them i cant
Your question doesn't make any sense. What does what you used to be able to do but no longer can have to do with what anyone would or could expect me to do? I am not you.
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Why am I not add a comment or upload an image? Matter is most important.
Of course matter is important. Everything is composed of matter. Without matter, you wouldn't exist, nor I, nor this world, or anything else.
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Hello. I have toyota corolla 98 and got an engine light. Autozone told me that its a random misfire cylinder 1 and 4. Although I have changed my spark plugs 2 months ago. What could be the problem.
It's a Toyota.
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How do you peddle bootleg videos in a small town?
I don't. I don't peddle bootleg videos; and I live in the midst of a huge city without any small town within any convenient distance of me.
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Why smetimes people treat us like fools?
Most likely because you can't write well enough to come across as anything but dumb and foolish.
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Ferrari or mclaren?
Hyster.
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My frnd is going arnd with a guy 4rm office. She lies to me evry other day n goes out with him. She pretends to be frnds with him infront of me. By chance, i read her chat n saw the truth. I tried talkin 2her n she didnt respond 2well.its been botherin me
Whatever it is you are trying to ask, you'd have a much better chance of getting a useful answer if you would post a question that makes sense. Posting unreadable crap such as this accomplishes nothing.
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Can you describe yourself in 3 words?
No, I cannot.
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Can you think of anything that won't fit in any of AB's categories/subcategories?
Yes, I can.
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What would you lie to me about?
I lie on a bed, or on a couch.
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Im a man, 34 , deevloped feelings for a woman 22 years older, who was a man. Is that okay?
There is no such thing as a “woman…who was a man”. The object of your attention is still a man, who has been surgically altered to appear female. That does not make him a woman any more than wearing a dress and a padded bra would make you a woman. It's just a more extreme form of tranvestitism.
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Would you rather drive a race car or fly a jet? Why?
Why would I care for either? I get to drive a forklift every day, and that's much better than either a race car or a jet.
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Does "ear candleling" actually have health benefits?
“Ear Candling” is a dangerous and useless procedure. There is no evidence that it has ever produced any beneficial effects at all; and plenty of proven instances of it causing serious harm.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_098.html
http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/candling.html
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Why do people speed at 80 kph in a 50 kph zone?
Because if the speed limit is 50, then it is rather difficult to go 80 without speeding.
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A friend of mine got arrested for grand larceny in Henrico County, VA it is their first offense, what are the chances of them not lowering the charges? The Police and even her attorney told her not to worry.. but she could lose her job
I guess your friend should have thought of the consequences before she tried to steal. It's a bit late for that now.
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What is bleach?
It's any of a variety of chemicals that whiten or remove color by oxidation. Sodium Hypochlorite is a common bleaching chemical.
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Why are you smiling?
Because I know something that you do not.
I am not left-handed.
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Who u want to meet?
I'd only be interested in meeting someone who was smart enough to spell the word “you”. Anyone who isn't at least that smart couldn't possibly be of any interest to me.
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Why do u think kids go 2 school
You go to school to learn the things that you will need to know to survive in the Real World when you grow up. For example, to learn how to spell words like “you” and “to”.
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I am 35 and want to get married and have kids. My boyfriend wants to have kids but not get married. Says he will get married after the kids are born and that "marriage is just a piece of paper" This is very upsetting to me. Should I brea
If he's not willing to commit to you to the degree of marrying you, then what reason do you have to suppose that he will be sufficiently committed to the task of raising his children to adulthood?
Under no circumstances should you consider having children with a man who will not take that most vital step (marriage) to form a stable family in which to raise them.
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Do all superheroes wear spandex?
Not all of us do. I usually wear jeans, a cotton shirt, and a hard hat. I don't think I even own anything that involves Spandex.
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Do your allegiences lie with the highest bidder?
No, my allegiances always tell the truth.
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Is there any area where you could confidently say you are extremely talented?
Yes, there are several such areas wherein I am extremely talented.
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Cars pump out carbon Dioxide from gas(hydrocarbons) what happens to the hydrogen
The hydrogen mostly combines with oxygen to form water.
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Two girls are getting ready to fight, one is a really scrappy 25 year old the other is a 35 year old that's never been in a fight before. The 35 year old is really angry though and the fight is about defending her honor. Who will win?
They will both lose.
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Do you want my job?
No. I already have a job — a much better job than you could ever possibly dream of having.
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Can you post of picture of something you might have worn to high school because it was fashionable?
No, I cannot.
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The round white pill i found on one side is a z the other side 70 what is this
It's a pill.
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Can you buy vegetable stock?
Yes, I can.
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What is the surface area of theh cube if the width is 16cm?
Do your own homework.
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How would you describe yourself in 10 words?
I would need a lot more than just ten words.
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Why is the 99cents store like the COOLEST place in the whole world?
It's not. There are many places that are much cooler. Antarctica, for example, is a very cool place — much cooler than any 99¢ store.
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Are you the whole world as you know it?
No, certainly not. The world is only a very small, almost-insignificant subset of all that I am.
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Can anyone guess why today is so damn special? I bet you can't!
It's my Palm T|X's second day with its new glass digitizer.
http://tinyurl.com/49tf3k
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You can be ANYONE from ANYWHERE and ANYTIME for just one (1) day--whom do you choose? And why if ya feel like sharing some more.
I would choose to be Bob Blaylock. There has never been — nor will there ever be — any better person for me to be.
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Would you rather be locked up in prison/jail or in a mental institution?
I'd have to pick the mental institution. In jail, I'd be just another prisoner. In a mental institution, I'd soon be running the place.
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If I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?
I'm already married, but if I were still looking for a mate, not being a transvestite, and not being a terrorist would both certainly be very high on the list of qualifications for that position.
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Is it wrong to lie? if yes y does everyone lie? are all liers sinners?
No, it's not wrong to lie at all. For resting or sleeping, it is much better to lie than to sit or stand. That's why people lie.
It is wrong, however, to write “y” when what you mean is “why”. It makes your communications unclear; and it makes you look stupid and lazy. Can you really not spare the effort of hitting two...
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Why is vista so bad?
Because it's a version of Microsoft Windows.
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Women: do you find men on motorcycles sexy? Why or why not?
Motorcycles are for guys who are not nearly manly enough to drive forklifts.
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What is the best way to get a boy's attention?
Learn how to spell the word “you”. Guys don't like girls who are illiterate. At least intelligent guys don't.
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Why does Mickey Mouse only have three fingers on each hand?
So that his hand can be used to illustrate the five Kingdoms of life.
The three fingers represent the three kingdoms of multicellular life: Animals, plants, and fungi. The palm represents the kingdom Protista, which is all single-celled eukaryotic life forms, such as amoebas and paramecia, and such. The wrist represents the kingdom Monera, which consists of...
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If a jobless man has unprotected sex with a girl, is it true that he can't get her pregnant because he's not a real man if he doesn't have a job?
The logic seems sensible, but empirical data proves it to be untrue.
I suppose if the premise were truly correct, then only men who had forklift licenses would be able to reproduce, since it is the ability to safely, legally, and competently operate a forklift that truly makes one a man.
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Is there any other good free peer to peer file sharing programs?
Yes, there are.
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When you arrive at" Heavens Gate", what do you think your first 4 words will be?
”Where is my forklift?“
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Why does it frighten America to have a woman or black President?
I have no problem at all with the idea of either woman or a black as President; as long as the person in question is someone whose political beliefs are consistent with mine, and of reasonably good character.
I have a *BIG* problem with a President who is a hardcore socialist that wants to make government bigger and more burdensome than it already is — which is the case...
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What Was Your Worst Job?
During my Labor Ready phase, I had one assignment where my client was a plumber. Our task was to dig down to a damaged sewer line, to figure out what needed to be done to repair it. We found it, about six feet down, in much worse shape than we expected.
When my client brought his customer out to see the damage, that customer remarked, “No sh__!”
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Does hydroxicut actually work?
It works very well for its intended purpose; which is to extract money from gullible suckers.
The only weight that it will help you lose is from your wallet.
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Does anyone have this movie on DVD?
I am looking for a movie titled "If Tomorrow Comes" starring Patty Duke. If anyone has a used one in good condition they would like to sell please let me know.
It does not appear to have ever been released on DVD, nor even on VHS.
So no, there would not be anyone who has a used copy to sell.
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What ABer reminds you most of yourself?
Bob Blaylock reminds me of myself.
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State at least three different views on literature.
Do your own homework.
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Do you use a lot of sarcasm?
I would •never• use sarcasm.
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Can you trace a stolen iPhone (it's restored and unlocked)?
No, I cannot.
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Is 29 too old to get a nose ring?
I would think that 29 would be old enough to know better.
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Off the wall: Anyone here ever feel like Denise Richards (incase you don't know who she is, she's Charlie "give me a ho" Sheen's ex)? I think she feels shisted,plus many other things. what's your OP?
I know who Denise Richards is, but your question doesn't make any sense at all.
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Can you view the great pyramid of giza anytime during the day
No, I cannot. There seems to be a planet between it and myself, preventing me from having a clear line of sight to it. Even if I did have a clear line of sight, it is thousands of miles away, so I doubt if I'd be able to see much of it anyway.
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Are you a Wiccan women?
No, I am not.
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What should my next piercing be? i got my tongue, belly button and ears....any suggestions?
How about the frontal lobe of your brain?
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How much do abortions mainly cost?
The life of a precious, innocent child.
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How did michael Jackson turn white?
In order to be “white” as this question appears to mean it, Mr. Jackson would first have to be human. On this basis, I assert that this question itself is nonsense, as Mr. Jackson is very clearly something other than human.
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What 'Ripley's Believe It or Not' amazing fact do you know of?
I have the rare distinction of having disproved a Ripleyism. Somewhere, I have a letter from the Believe It Or Not museum in Hollywood acknowledging this fact, along with a lifetime pass to the chain of museums.
The Ripleyism in question was a poster containing what it claimed to be an unsolvable math puzzle. I found it very easy to solve. I guess math was...
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Bow tie or neck tie?
When I must wear a tie, I nearly always wear a bow tie.
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Do you use an umbrella in the rain?
I grew up in Santa Barbara. A true Santa Barbaran never admits that there is such a thing as rain.
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Can anybody explain why Hillary Clinton would not be a better president than Bush? Please do not answer because she is a woman or a Democrat.
Anyone who was paying attention when her husband was President knows the answer to this question. Along with her husband, she is corrupt, power-hungry, and can be counted on to do that which fulfills her own selfish purposes; and to abuse any power which she is given. Under no circumstances should such a person as her or her husband ever be put in a position of power or...
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If GOD came up to you what would be the first thing you would say?
You're not God.
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Are you proud of your job?
Yes, I am. I work for a very old, very famous, and very respectable company. We make several lines of products, but we are most famous for canned soup. Think of the first brand of canned soup that comes to mind. Yes, THAT company!
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Are you willing to test drink V8 Fusion?
I work for the company that makes it.
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Do you like goldfish crackers or cheezits?
Goldfish. I work for the company that makes them.
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Where can you find emeralds?
In a jewelry store.
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Triscuit crackers with melted cheddar cheese..what is a better, faster snack than that?
Pepperidge Farm Wheat Crisp crackers, dipped in Pace Mexican Four Cheese salsa.
http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/ProductDetail.aspx?catID=860
http://www.pacefoods.com/products.aspx#specialtySalsaProducts
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Does anyone care that i will ask no more questions about the clintons because when i do i get downrated every time?
No, nobody cares. Not in the least.
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Can you name a thriller/ ghost film which made your heart beat faster?
Yes, I can.
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Have you ever met a person who is dying to be your friend?
No. Every one who ever wanted to be my friend preferred to remain alive.
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Should people who enjoy enforcing nitpicky website rules all go to Wikipedia and leave AnswerBag alone?
I think that people who enjoy writing like illiterate retards should all go back to Myspace and leave the rest of the Internet alone.
Those of us who are literate and who have better than room-temperature IQs were here first.
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Do you know of any good horror movies in which the "Black guy" doesn't die?
Yes, I do.
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What is the softest mineral?
Wouldn't petroleum count as a mineral? I should think that that would be regarded as much softer than talc.
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Which one of the Marx Brothers never appeared in any of their movies?
Milton, AKA “Gummo”.
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How much can you deadlift?
I can lift almost six thousand pounds.
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There are 2 gurls who i lke and there both best m8s but i dnt no which 1 2 pik n dere both equal on luks n personalitiy wat shud i do
What you should do is forget about girls for now, and pay attention in school. You're never going to get anywhere in the Real World unless you learn to write much better than you now appear to be able to do.
The point in pursuing girls, ultimately, is to find a wife, get married, and have a family. No woman worth anything will marry you, and you wouldn't...
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I am 15 years old and i am a 9th grader in high school i was wondering i am pitcher and i throw 70 already and have a batting average of 524 and on base percentage is 720 if i keep playing like this u think i could go to a good college
If you want to go to college, you'd better pay attention to academic subjects. Sports are all well and good, but that isn't going to get you anywhere in the Real World.
Start by learning to spell simple words, such as “you”. Learning proper punctuation and capitalization wouldn't hurt, either.
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If you wanted to replace your avatar with a line drawing, what would that drawing depict?
It would be a drawing of a forklift carrying an X-ray of my head.
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Have you dated outside your race? Did your signifigant other's family accept you? If they didn't how did you deal with it?
No. I've only ever dated other humans, and I am now married to a human.
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Do you prefer to sleep Naked or do you like your PJ's?
I sleep in a bed.
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Why don't you get a job?
I have a very good job — a much better job than you'll ever have.
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Whats the best or worst pick up line ever?
The Nissan Frontier. It's Japanese, and it's butt-ugly. OK, so pickup trucks aren't necessarily expected to be the most aesthetically-pleasing of vehicles, but the Frontier — especially the earlier models — is just plain over-the-top ugly.
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Ok so i think my gf is preg, im depressed and im thinking about killing myself....idk why. we both r in hs. shes a sr and im a jr. we both dont have jobs...idk what to do. im trying to stay postive and stuff but its hard...
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Know a way to clean yourself of toxins?
Stop falling for every crackpot health fad that comes along. The vast majority of them (including the whole “detoxification” thing) are pure quackery.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detoxification#Alternative_medicine
http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/detox.html
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Alright, i want to get my lip pierced but my mom won't let me so, should i do it myself or just bug the hell out of her until she finally caves..???? confused!!!
Are you not able to drool well enough as it is? Do you need a new hole through which to drool more effectively?
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Heyy guys :) wat do u like to see in girls?
I only like girls who possess at least normal levels of intelligence and literacy. A girl who is so stupid that she cannot even spell a simple, common word, such as “what” or “you” is of no interest to me.
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Iv had my tongue pierced b4. i took it out cause ppl dnt rly like it... my mom said i can get it again in 2 months i rly want to cause i like them lots but i dnt want ppl 2 b like eew look at her thats gross. wat should i do?
What could be dumber than this? You're illiterate, and incapable of communicating in any usable way through writing; so you get your tongue mutilated, rendering you equally incapable of communicating in any useful way by speaking.
I guess the only good thing here is that people this dumb usually don't have anything useful to say anyway, so being incapable of...
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Does anyone have a recipe for lime sherbet?
Yes. Carmella has one.
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Why would someone fall in love with you?
Because of my skill at operating a forklift.
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Has anyone else thought about getting gas one gallon at a time, and paying in pennies? If we all started doing this, do you think they would drop gas prices ;)
If I really tried, I might be able to come up with an even dumber idea than that, but it would not be easy.
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Are you an X or an O?
I am not an X, nor am I an O.
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Can you make a haiku about AB?
Yes, I can.
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What is something u did that u first thought was cool, but now realise how stupid you must have looked?
Not something I've done myself, but it seems to me that some people write like illiterate retards because they think it's “cool”, when in reality, it just makes them look stupid. If you're not smart enough to spell a simple word like “you”, or you think that what you're writing isn't worth the effort of typing those two more...
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Do you know how to build a fire?
Yes, I do.
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What do you do to waste time at work (other than AB!)?
I do my job. I'm not paid to “kill time”.
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Does anyone know if Elizabeth Taylor and Michael Jackson are still friends?
Yes. Elizabeth Taylor would certainly know. So would Michael Jackson.
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When was the last time you wore a suit and tie? (aside from your work-place) What was the occasion?
Yesterday, I went to a funeral.
http://www.sacbee.com/obituaries/story/868518.html
If I'd gone to church today, I'd have worn my suit then, but I didn't go to church today.
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Write a full code 4 a class car which has a manufacturer, model, year, #of doors. For example a car would have a manufacturer of toyota, model of camry, a yr of 2000, and a #of doors equal to 4. Be sure to code all accessor and modifier methods.
Do your own homework.
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Do you know a song title containing the word "beautiful"?
Yes, I do.
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6 points for right answer. Can you guess my first name?
No, I cannot.
(For any question that begins with “Can you…?”, the only correct answer is either “Yes, I can.” or “No, I cannot.”. Therefore, unless you can prove that I can guess your first name, this answer has to be recognized as correct; and all the other answers that have been posted so far are all incorrect.)
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Can people hack in to your xbox 360?
No, they cannot. In order for anyone to hack into my Xbox 360, I would have to have an XBox 360. Nobody can hack into my Xbox 360, because I do not have one for them to hack into.
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Nancy Grace....Can't decide whether I love her or hate her. Can you?
No, I certainly cannot decide whether you love or hate Nancy Grace. Only you can decide that.
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What is your absolute must-see movie that did not get the right media attention or has already been forgotten?
Lady in White
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095484/
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I have 07 pontiac G6, and I want to trade it in for something that is better on gas, have any suggestion
Get a Hyster E60. It uses a lot less gas than your Pontiac.
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Do you think my Avatar is cool?
No; it is exactly the same temperature as everything else on my screen.
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AB is full of over-zealous liberals and conservatives incapable of seeing any other side of any issue. Aren't there any non-extremists left? Can we have a shout out for all the moderates and people who will admit they don't have ALL the answers?
“Moderate” is how you say “too cowardly to stand for anything” in Newspeak.
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Which super villian are you? take this quiz. http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain/
I am not a super villain.
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What color shoes do you wear with a navy blue dress with a lime green neckline?
I wouldn't wear a navy blue dress with a lime green neckline; but if I were ever to wear such a dress — or any dress, for that matter — I would surely wear the same shoes with it that I wear with anything else. That would be my old, beat up brown steel-toed work boots.
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Aren't you suppose to be asleep right now?
No. I work second shift; 14:00 to 22:30. I usually sleep from about 04:00 to 12:00.
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If your live was going down hill and you get to move out in 10 weeks with your boyfriend or your bestfriend who is prego, would you do it and who would you move in with?
Prego® is very good spaghetti sauce. I work for the company that makes it. However, I cannot understand your question, nor can I discern what it has to do with spaghetti sauce. Perhaps you need to pay more attention in school, so that you can learn to write.
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Why are african american men dating and marrying outside of their race?
Where is this happening? Last I knew, humans could only date and marry other humans. Where are African-Americans finding nonhumans to date and marry?
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Which legendary figure are you?
I am Bob Blaylock.
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Do u hate when u see ur neighbor cutting the grass cuz that means now u have too?
I hate it when people are not smart enough to spell simple, common words, such as “you” or “your”. I think that nobody should be allowed to access the Internet unless they are first able to pass some sort of basic literacy test.
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Here is a thought: Mercedes Benz is the major manufaturer for the Smart Car to be introduced in America this summer. claims to get great gas mileage. is this why gasoline is climbing to the moon? the Smart Cars are coming?
If the Smart Car were cheap enough, I could see a use for it, as a spare to be carried on a real car, in case the real car broke down.
However, the Smart Car is horrendously overpriced. Who would be foolish enough to buy a pathetic little toy like this, when, for the same money, you could buy two or three real cars?
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Can you accept credit cards with a software that deposits directly to your bank account rather than using a credit card processing company and minimize transaction fees?
No, I cannot.
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How many years will it take to become a doctor can a person become a doctor only completing collage
can aperson become a full a nurse by only completing collage
council me in to the right jobs i apreciate u if answe my guestion
In order to even start along that path, you would need to be a lot more literate than you appear to be. You can start by learning how to correctly spell the word “you”. When I was young, nobody got past first or second grade without being able to spell that word.
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Can there be any cooler car than the Jaguar hearse from Harold and Maude?
An ice cream truck is way cooler. Or any other sort of refrigerated vehicle.
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What is the most appealing thing a guy can have or do that attracts a girl? (example: six pack, piercings, play music)
The ability to safely and competently operate a forklift.
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I was born with a symbol on my forhead ...like the one u see on king cobras head...can u help me....what is the meaning of that symbol....
Perhaps it means that you are doomed to be forever illiterate — never to be intelligent enough even to spell a simple word, such as “you”.
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Are you a good liar?
It depends greatly on how tired and/or sore I might be, and how comfortable the surface is on which I am trying to lie.
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Are you an open or a closed book?
I am not a book.
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What can you do that I can't?
I can operate a forklift.
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What is Nicole Richie's racial background?
Human.
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What does <3 mean? does it mean love?
It means “less than three”.
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How di i fix the out put shaft speed sensor(code P0720) in hyundai sonata 2001 model automatic, 2litre
It's a Hyundai. Just throw it away and buy another. A Hyundai isn't worth the cost or trouble of repairing when it breaks.
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What mythical creature are you?
I am not a mythical creature.
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Can you find a photo cuter than this one? (see answer for photo)
Yes, I can.
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Has anyone heard of or know about a fruit called "Acaiberry"?
Yes, quite a few people have heard of it. The company that I work for even uses it in one of it's products, so presumably, whomever it is that comes up with ideas for such products has heard of the Açai berry.
http://www.v8juice.com/Products.aspx?SectionID=fusion&ProductID=120827
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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Laredo, Texas?
My brother. That's where he lives.
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Does France have a formidable military?
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Do you know where people can watch anime in peace?
Yes, I do.
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How did ya'll like Johnny Deep in Sweeny Todd? He did it really well others say. What do you think?
On the whole, I thought he did OK, but I do have a few criticisms.
First of all, Sweeney Todd is a very angry, bitter, furious character. Johnny Depp really didn't seem up to expressing the degree emotional intensity that the role called for. This is especially apparent during the “Epiphany” number (“We all deserve to die!”). ...
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What do you think about the push by an Australian gay lobby group that wants schools to ban the words 'mum and dad' and the use of 'man and wife'?...I think stupid statements like this do not help at all the cause of gays and lesbians at all
At this point, everyone needs to read the appendix from George Orwell's “1984”, in which he defines and describes “Newspeak”.
http://www.newspeakdictionary.com/ns-prin.html
The basic purpose of Newspeak was mind control, through corruption of the language. Yet again, we have more proof that Orwell's nightmare is...
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Teachers are being urged to stop using terms such as husband and wife and the words boyfriend, girlfriend and spouse are to be replaced by "partner", The Daily Telegraph reported today. Do you agree? Will this stop homophobia (if it is so rampant)?
Sixty years after Orwell coined the term “Newspeak” we now get this new bit of proof that his nightmare is becoming horribly real.
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How do I determine my ethnicity for genetic testing? Mom is all-hispanic from Central-America. Dad is a mix of Italian and Austrian Jew. Do I check Hispanic or what? Confused.
Check the “OTHER” box, and fill in your correct race: HUMAN
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If u been dating sum1 for 7 months&they never take u out, how would you feel? we have been out once, the rest of the time we spend at his house.
He's probably ashamed to be seen in public with someone who is illiterate. I would be, if I were foolish enough to be dating such a person.
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To the single white females, would you let me earn your trust by letting me make memories of us?
Isn't a thief, by definition, someone who cannot be trusted?
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I have a blog called afroperfection.blogspot.com.how do i market my blog so i can make decent money?
You could try spamming sites like Answerbag to advertise your site, but I really don't recommended it. We don't like spammers here. We do not like them at all. Neither do people on other sites.
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Do you downrate questions written in ALL CAPS or in txt speak the moment you see them, even if they are really really interesting questions?
I always downrate “TXTSPK” questions or answers on sight.
I find the second part of this question to be a contradiction. Someone who is so stupid that he would post in “TXTSPK” is too stupid to possibly have anything interesting to say, so there can be no such thing as an interesting question or answer in “TXTSPK”.
Anyone who...
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A solution containing 120g acetic acid, 224g CH3OH and 450g H2O. C alculate the mole fraction of each.
Do your own homework.
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Is Christianity the only religion that believes Jesus Christ to be the Son of God? Who do other religions say Jesus Christ is and how do they substantiate their beliefs?
I think the most important defining trait of Christianity is the belief that Jesus is the son of God. Anyone who believes this is a Christian, and anyone who does not, is not.
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What do you do for a living? And do you hate or love your job?
I work in the shipping department of a factory/warehouse/distribution center operated by a very old and very famous company. This company has several lines of products, but we are most famous for canned soup. Think of the very first brand of canned soup that comes to mind. Yes, THAT company.
I move product around inside the warehouse, prepare it to be shipped,...
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How much is your cell phone bill each month?
I'm on a prepaid plan, that requires me to buy at least $20 worth of airtime every 90 days, regardless of whether or not I use that much. I don't use nearly that much, so it accumulates.
I figure that when I reach the end of my mortal life, my biggest asset, and the bulk of my estate, will probably be this cell phone account with a huge amount of airtime on it.
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Girlfriend or Playstation 3 ? Which one would you rather have? I think I want the Playstation 3.
I don't really have any interest in a Playstation, but of the two choices, I think my wife would give me a lot less trouble over the Playstation.
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Joseph Smith Jr. recorded a prophecy that there “should be both good and evil spoken of [him] among all people.” Do you find it interesting that people that try to disprove his prophecies are actually fulfilling one?
Here's a better one:
In Doctrine and Covenants117:12 http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/117/12#12 it is written:
And again, I say unto you, I remember
my servant Oliver Granger; behold,
verily I say unto him that his name
shall be had in sacred remembrance
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When the moderators are checking out a duplicate flagged question, why don't they always keep the oldest question and reject the new one?
I remember some discussion of this some time ago, at a time when the policy was to keep the oldest question, and to reject the newer ones. I remember pointing out that sometimes, the newer question is better-written than the older one, and that sometimes, it makes sense to keep the one that is better-written, even if it's newer.
For example, if the original question...
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I found a pill that has 2444 on one side and a G on the other... what is it?
It's a pill.
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What five words can describe your family?
It would take more words.
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Is it against the law to get your "L" in Alberta when your 14 then drive in BC?
Does Canada have laws restricting which letters you can get in which places? If you get your “L” in one place, do you have to get your “W” your “I” and your other “L” in that same place as well?
And if it matters where you get your 14, does it matter as well where you get your 13 or your 15?
And what does any of...
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The human vestibular sense is most closely associated with the:
a) skin
b) semicircular canals
c) taste buds
d) olfactory bulb
e) rods and cones
Do your own homework.
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Cells in the nerve pathways from eye to brain are especially sensitive to:
A) color
B) pattern analyzer
C) feature detector
D) selector
Do your own homework.
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Has anyone tried the diet cherry cholacte dr. pepper soda. i work at pepsi and i was woundering if anyone has tried it. it wasnt a big seller and we stopped making it. so i was just woundering if anyone has tried it and what they thought.
I found it only very recently, and gave it a try. I rather liked it. I'm disappointed to learn that it's been discontinued.
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You have 5 minutes before you clock in at work, what are usually doing in that short amount of time?
It's about a ten-minute walk from the entrance to the building to the time clock that I am supposed to use, so by five minutes before, I am well into that walk.
By this time, I am probably usually in the battery room, making sure that all the batteries are plugged in. That's one of my pet peeves. A lot of my colleagues, when they change out their forklift...
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Am I the only one who thinks diet sodas are just as bad for you as regular ones? I think diet drinks are worse! People consume more because they think they are better for them, when truthfully they contain almost the same amounts of sugar!
How much sugar did you say was in diet soda?
Aspartame has been dealt with elsewhere. See http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/11988
As a diabetic, too much sugar can be very bad for me. Diet soda is much healthier for me than non-diet soda.
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Where am I from? Here is a recording of me reading: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsRuZfsTPmM Try to guess where I'm from based on my speech.
You're from Earth.
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Where is your secret hiding spot?
If I posted it here in a public forum, then it thereafter wouldn't be much of a secret.
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Hello all! I have a crazy question. I have found some old mason jars in my mom and dads estate, and I think that some of them are really worth something but I havent even got a clue where to start looking for the answer. Can someone please help me?
Yes. Darryl61 can help you.
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Aren't biracial babies beautiful
Biracial? Human and what other race?
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Can you tell me 5 really sweet and slow country songs?
No, I cannot.
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Im 18 years old, when I go to bars and club I have a harder time picking up chicks my age. Yet if I talk to a girl thats a couple years older then me, I'm so much more confident and more succesful. Any explanations for this?Anyone else like this?
I wonder if a big part of the problem isn't that you are thinking of them — and treating them — as “chicks” to “pick up”.
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Which of the following requests require a subform?
a.display primary record one-to-many r'ship
b.display primary record one-to-many r'ship entirely
c.display primary records one-to-one r'ship
d. display all details of primary record
Do your own homework.
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What's everyone having for dinner tonight?
Your real name wouldn't be “Nellie Lovett” would it?
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Why do girls always have thier mouths open when putting on masscara?
Have you ever known a woman who could keep her “yapper” shut for more than a minute at a time? Why should it be any different when applying mascara?
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I can you help me? http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=IrY8rW8BNmyc2qunpsjzLg_3d_3d
I need people to fill out this survey or I will fail a class. Thank you
The best thing to do with a survey spammer is to go take the survey. Take it as many times as you want. Give fake answers. That way, you corrupt the survey's data, rendering them useless. The spammer can't know how much of the data that he got is valid, and how much of it is fake.
[Update 14 April 2008 03:03 PDT]
Looks like the spammer got...
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Which vacuum brand would be better for us: Dyson or Oreck? We have two dogs, lots of stairs and most of our house is carpeted. We're not particularly concerned about the cost.
They both suck.
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Should Jodie44 make us all toast?
If I want to toast, then I will toast. If I do not want to toast, then I will not toast. I don't need Jodi44 or anyone else to try to compel me to toast, nor has she the power to do so.
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You are in a square room with no doors or windows.Upon looking around you find only a table and a mirror.How do you get out?
I would use my forklift to tear a big hole in one wall,and then drive out through that hole.
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Does anyone know where I can buy blank palm sized mint tins? I would like to buy them in different colors if possible.
Yes. Trisha does.
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What type of party are you?
I am not a party.
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Would it be beter to move in with ur bf/gf or to move in with ur bestfriend who is prego and is gonna be due a couple weeks after u move in?
Your question is so badly written that I cannot understand what it is you are trying to ask; but one of the choices seems to involve Prego®, which is a very good brand of spaghetti sauce. I work for the company that makes it. Given a choice that involves Prego®, against an otherwise comparable choice that does not, I'll choose the Prego®.
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What's the slimiest animal you can think of?
Hillary Clinton
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Does anyone know where in the Old testament or Torah it talks about Sabbath laws?
Yes, certainly. Quite a few people know this.
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If you had the choice, and it is a hypothetical question for a real machine, What would you choose for power a V12, or an inline 12 engine? why is one configuration better than the other?
The only real differences would have to do with size and shape, and with mechanical complexity.
An inline 12 would be longer and thinner than a V-12. With regard to this, which configuration is better would depend on the space in which you intend to fit the engine.
An inline engine is mechanically simpler than a V- engine. You need only one cylinder head...
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How many years have you and your partner (gf/bf or spouse) been together? are you happy?
Today is our 13th wedding anniversary. We were engaged for about a year before that.
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Where do you wor?
I don't wor. Not anywhere.
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My skyline wont start what is the problem?
It's a Nissan.
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If you were a book, what would your title be?
I am not a book.
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Well im doing a skool assignment and it on drugs. i need to find out how magic mushrooms are classified.can you hepl me? plz xxx
Your “skool” really needs to put more effort into teaching you basic literacy skills (how to spell, how to read, how to write), before it tries to teach you about more complex things.
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Does rust have a use?
Yes, it does.
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R there ne nurses out there n if there is what type of nurse r u? I want to b a surgical nurse.
You're never going to be a nurse, unless you can first become a lot more literate than you currently appear to be. If you cannot master the very basics of writing; then you're going to fall very far short of being able to handle the sort of education that is going to be necessary to become a nurse.
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Do u think i am a nerd??????? I get A's on almost everything n have had an A average all of high school. I guess i just love studing and i do hav a social life!
I knew the educational system was in bad shape, but I never realized that it had become so bad that someone who writes as badly as you do could get good grades. In my time, a kid would have been held back in elementary school until he could write much better than you do. How do you get as far as High School, without being able to write such simple words as “you”...
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Who does your pet look like? (Celebrities, cartoon characters, etc etc etc)
One of my pets looks like a cat, and the other looks like a dove.
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What season are you?
I am not a season.
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Is sitting on your comp in the dark bad for your eyes?
No, but unless it's an exceptionally sturdy computer (I'm assuming that's what you mean by “comp”?), or you are unusually light; it's not very good for the computer.
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What can Homeopathy treat? Does it treat emotional/Psycological problems or just physical problems?
Homeopathy is a scam, plain and simple.
There is no scientific evidence that it is any more effective than a bare placebo, nor is there any rational basis on which to expect that it should be.
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Does anyone know what can be done to get someone off of insulin. The man just had a liver transplant and is doing very well for the most part. He has a couple of injections of insulin a day and is on anti rejection drugs, not sure what they are .
It depends on the type and severity of his diabetes.
If he has relatively mild type II diabetes, and if his pancreas is still reasonably intact, then through diet and exercise, he may be able to improve his condition enough to end his need for artificial insulin. Less fat, and more muscle, improve the ability of a type II to use the insulin that his pancreas produces...
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Do ion foot baths really detox?
It works extremely well for its intended purpose.
It's intended purpose, however, is nothing more or less than to separate gullible fools from their money.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_Detox
http://www.devicewatch.org/reports/aquadetox.shtml
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My mom says that when it comes to dating,the guy should chase the girl and ask her out,and girls shouldn't chase guys or ask them out. Do you agree?
Yes, I agree that your Mom says that.
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What kind of bear are you?
I am not a bear.
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What is a best quailty a man should have? I want to know does my man have it.
The ability to safely and competently operate a forklift.
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Guys what are 5 things you would NEVER tell your guy friends about your wife/gf?
Anything about my wife that I would not discuss with my friends; I would most certainly not discuss in a public forum such as this one either.
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One of my male teachers that I have a crush on,told his class several times that he single,then before Winter Break,he passed around a picture of,what everyone says is his gf,& asking him,how come he never talks about her.Does this mean he single or taken
“Single” means that he's not married. Hence, the picture is of his girlfriend, not his wife.
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You run into your Ex as you're entering the local grocery store, what do you say and/ or do?
Nothing. I don't have an “ex”. I've only ever married once, and that marriage is still intact.
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What is your opinion on the theory that 'a beautiful woman can't be intelligent' and the compatability of beauty and intelligence as a whole?
Two words: Danica McKellar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danica_McKellar
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/girl.aspx?id=468
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Who here expects everyone to spell correctly and hates it when some people ask THEIR own question in text speak?!? I dont mind it at all-its them who asked the question in the first place!
The purpose of writing is to communicate.
If all you write is illiterate, unreadable crap, then you are not communicating anything other than the fact that you are illiterate, stupid, lazy, or all of the above.
Everyone makes the occasional spelling or grammatical error; and that is to be expected. But there is no excuse — none at all — for not even...
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Can you give me a sample of a program of C Language?
Yes, I can.
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How funnel need for fill transmission fluid ford expedition
Can you I that understand like when write you not.
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Graph the functions F1(x)=sinx,F2(x)=sinx+1/3sin(3x),F3(x)=sinx+1/3sin(3x)=1/5sin(5x),F10(x)=sinx=1/3sin(3x)=1/5sin(5x)
Do your own homework.
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I have a salmon colored dress and I need to find shoes to match. What would be a good color? I also have a pastel yellow dress. What color shoes can I wear with that? Will someone please help?
How about trout-colored shoes? Or halibut?
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What makes you think god is real?
Because in Fortran, any variable that starts with the letter G is REAL, unless you explicitly declare it as a different data type, such as INTEGER.
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Is there a way to remove scratches from cd's.
Yes, there is.
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Do you think that age of 23 is to late to start a new career?
I sure hope not. I'm 45, and having had my previous career collapse out from under me a few years ago; I have started a new career in a completely different profession.
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What ethnicity is Catherine Zeta-Jones?
Human.
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How can I touch your heart?
I understand that the easiest way is to make an incision just below the rib cage, and then reach up through there.
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Do you think you're right all the time?
I *AM* right all the time.
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I have a math question; What number can be divided by 5 with a remainder of 4, also the same # can be divided by 9 and have a remainder of 7, and the same # can be divided by 11 and have a remainder of 9. The # is not over 500. Can someone please help?
The number which you seek is 394.
———
#include <stdio.h>
main()
{
register int ii;
for(ii=0;ii<=500;ii++)
{
if(((ii%5) == 4) && ((ii%9) == 7) && ((ii%11) == 9))
{
printf("%d\n",ii);
}
}
}
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If someone comments with '*Boing*', what are they trying to say?
My guess would be that what such a person is trying to say is “boing”.
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If I gave you a choice- to be given a mutlimillion dollar house, property and a Lamborgini or two in exchange to never drink a drop of alcohol for the rest of your life, what would you do? Why?
(This is for my own social research purposes..)
I've never had an alcoholic drink, nor have I ever had any desire to try it. To commit to never having any for the rest of my life would be no sacrifice at all. Sure, I'll gladly take the house and the car under those terms.
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I've heard there are 2 types of water coming into your house 1 for the drinking/laundry and the other for the toilet. Is this true?
Why are you asking us? Only you would know if it's true that you've heard such a thing.
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Is it true?Are you really going to be a _________?
No, I am not ever going to be a _________.
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Can you remember a sign that was supposed to be serious but was comical or just wrong because of the way it was worded? In my area we have signs that read "Slow children at play" (no comma or separate lines)
Many years ago, coming out of the main parking lot of the Santa Barbara Airport, there was a sign that read…
← SANTA BARBARA 8 MILES →
…with the arrows pointing in opposite directions. Logically, it did make sense, as you could get to the city of Santa Barbara by turning in either direction; but the effect was rather odd.
Some...
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I've never trusted those sites where you can work online, since you have to pay money before getting started.Yet I found this one,do you think its legit,no costs to join,and you can make money?Would you try this?http://www.ezinfocenter.com/10111652/FREE
No, I would not. I do not participate in scams.
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Who r u gonna vote 4?
Certainly not anyone who isn't smart enough to spell such words and phrases as “are”, “you”, “going to” and “for”.
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Can you all look at my Profile Please and tell me what you think?
Yes, I can.
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Does it make any sense to you to lie on AB?
No, it makes no sense at all. I can only lie on a reasonably flat surface, that is large enough to accommodate me in that position, and sturdy enough to hold my weight, such as a bed or a couch. Answerbag is not any such surface.
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How do u men like to be turned on? whats do u find sexi about a woman?
One thing that is very definitely not “sexi” at all is grotesque illiteracy. I prefer women to have at least some recognizable modicum of intelligence. A woman who is so horrendously stupid that she cannot even spell a simple word, such as “you” is a big turn-off; a VERY BIG turn-off.
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Do you have a college degree?
Yes, I do. I have two of them, in fact.
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When you take two apples from three apples, what do you have?
A Power Macintosh G4 MDD FW800, with a single 1 GHz CPU, 1.25 GB of RAM, and a 120 GB hard drive, running MacOS X 10.4.11.
The other two Apples are a beige Power Macintosh G3, and a Blue&White Power Macintosh G3, both in various states of disassembly, in my closet.
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Can you name any TV series that were based on a movie?
Yes, I can.
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Who's your favorite hobbit?
One certainly has to admire Bilbo. At eleventy-one years of age, I am sure he is one of the toughest Hobbits around. If the bad guys had captured him, and tried to torture and interrogate him, I very much doubt if he'd have given anything up to them. After all, you know what they say: “Old Hobbits are hard to break.”
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What schools can you get dance scholarship to?
None, I think.
I must assume that in order to get a dance scholarship to any school, I would have to have — at some point in my life — demonstrated some vestige of an aptitude for dancing. Having never done so, I very much doubt if I can get a dance scholarship to any school at all.
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My wife tells me her fantasy of having sex with teenage boys (18+)...she's 40, very attractive and flirts with them alot like at soccer practice. she wants a 3or 4 way with me and them...suggestions?
Hmmm…
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/689055
So your wife and your mother are the same person, are they? You must be from Arkansas.
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Hey, i need some help in making my sister win a contest on the net. Its is a singing contest i would really appreciated if you would vote for. can by going to cfmb.ca then u click on superfantasico her name is Stephanie peccia. Thanks
I take it, then, that your sister intends to win this contest on the basis of your ability to spam sites to get people to vote for her, as opposed to winning it by actually demonstrating better vocal talent than her rivals? Sounds like cheating to me.
If your sister intends to win a singing contest, then she should do so on the basis of her own singing talent, and not on...
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Does anyone know the name of the song stevie wonder sing on the end of the modern pinnochio movie?'hold on to your dreams like a father to his son don't let anyone ever steal your joy from you, hold on to your dreams ti; the day your life is said and done
Yes, definitely.
Stevie Wonder himself, surely would know the name of the song. So would all the musicians and other personnel who were involve in recording his performance of it.
If this song was used in a movie, then there certainly will be people who were involved in making the movie, who know what the name of the song is.
And out of all the people...
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How do you pronounce the german word "schönsten"?
I don't.
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If you were in the army, and could have any weapon of your choice, what would it be and why?
A forklift. There is nothing more useful than a forklift.
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How come a lot of users do not punctuate, spell check, or put question marks at the end of their questions?
Some people are just dumb.
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Does the ability to grow a beard make you a man? Shakespeare is quoted to say "He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
No. What makes you a man is being able to safely and competently operate a forklift.
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Can you think of any field which does not involve mathematics(Or least involved)?
No, I cannot.
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What is the conflict between india and pakistan about?
I recently had a conversation with a friend and colleague of mine, who is from Pakistan, which covered this.
Pakistan is predominantly Muslim, while India is predominantly Hindu, but (rather surprisingly) that isn't what the enmity is about between the two nations.
It's about Kashmir, which my friend described as one of the most beautiful places on...
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Can you say something nice about the first and last person on your friend's list?
Yes, I can.
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Does it bother you that kangaroos are being killed to make dog food?
Dogs are carnivores. They need to eat meat. This meat has to come from other animals that are killed for the purpose of producing this meat.
If kangaroos are sufficiently plentiful that it is cost-effective to use them for meat, and if kangaroo meat is nutritionally appropriate for dogs; then why should anyone be bothered if it is kangaroos that are being used for...
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What is the most sacred job / profession in the world? Why?
Forklift Operator
Few people realize just how important forklifts are. Nearly everything that you have, at some point, was carried on a forklift; as were the parts and materials that went into manufacturing it.
Without forklifts, we'd be living in the stone age. We wouldn't haver cars or computers or digital watches or video cassette recorders or...
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I graduated from school, my b.f didn't bought me a gift or even bought a flowers but i used 2 know this guy who cares about me and still wants 2 talk 2 me bought me a gift ... what makes you feel when smthng like that happened 2 u????and what does it mean
I cringe to think how bad a school must be, for someone to be able to graduate from it without being able to write much better than this. Didn't your school even bother to try to teach you basic spelling, grammar, and punctuation?
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Can you change from a manual to a automatic transmission on a Fiat Ducanto 1999?
No, I cannot.
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Does herbalife really make you skinny
Herbalife is very effective at helping you lose weight from your wallet.
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Do you lie for approval?
No, I lie to rest. When I am seeking approval, I am usually standing or sitting.
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A certain hydraulic machine has an input piston with an area of 2 cm2 and an output piston with an area of 32 cm2. If the input piston exerts 100 Pa of pressure on the hydraulic fluid, then the fluid will exert _____ Pa of pressure on the output piston.?
Do your own homework.
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Did you hear that Yahoo is deleting all the photos under "Adult Yahoo Profiles" on April 9th? Does anyone know what prompted this action?
No, I haven't heard that.
I suppose that those who made this decision know what prompted it.
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I had a customer the other day that came in and was drunk. I was about to get off that shift when he came in. He started talking to me more then usual and he was incoherent any way, a co-worker got a Supervisor to come and rescue me
by making up a reason
Is there a question here?
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Do you know the man who was pregnent? think how the baby could come out! post suggestions.
The “man” in question, isn't a man at all; “he” is a woman who has been surgically altered to appear male; and who pretends to me male. The surgery was not done as completely as it usually is done in these extreme forms of transvestitism; and she still has all her female parts, including the parts needed to conceive, gestate, and give birth to a child.
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?
It's a book.
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Are you on a computer right now?
No, I am not. I am on a chair, near my computer. I'm not sure that my computer itself is sturdy enough to hold my weight.
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I'm 24, 6 2' nice body , blode hair ,blue eyes i just found out that my g/f has been cheating on me with this guy in the pic . i think he's ugly what do u think? http://www.flickr.com/photos/25473452@N08/
I'd bet that this other guy is smart enough to spell the word “you”. I know that if I were female, and I had a boyfriend who was too dumb to spell simple words like that, I'd dump him in a heartbeat as soon as someone smarter came along who would have me.
He probably also knows how to write a coherent sentence, with proper punctuation and...
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I have combination locks that use 4 digit numbers, only 1 # can be pushed at any time. can i get a list of numbers between 1000 and 9999 that are nonrepeating. 1234 is the same as 4321.
#include <stdio.h>
main()
{
register int a,b,c,d;
for(a=0;a<=9;a++)
{
for(b=a+1;b<=9;b++)
{
for(c=b+1;c<=9;c++)
{
for(d=c+1;d<=9;d++)
{
printf("%d%d%d%d\n",a,b,c,d);
...
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How can i tell if it is my alternator or my battery that is bad on my 1998 zx7r
Put a voltmeter across your battery. With the car turned off, it should read about 13 to 13½ volts. With the motor running at a brisk speed, it should be about 14½ to 15 volts.
If the voltage is too lower than about 14½ volts with the motor running, then your alternator is probably bad. If it's around 16½ volts or higher, then your...
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Who's the hottest, Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra? Why
Both the same. About 98.6° F.
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Can you eat rice during passover? If so, what kind?
Yes, I can. Any kind of rice I want to eat.
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Were you aware that America now has over 800 empty concentration camps spread out all over the country? And with a holding capacity of between 18-37 million people. Also, the military has a forced labor program that can be activated at any time!
I think you will find the information at this URL to be very useful:
http://www.zapatopi.net/afdb
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How can u find a perfect man online?
I'm right here. Unfortunately for you, I'm already taken. There may be others, but if you want any hope of attracting them, you'd better learn to spell the word “you”. Perfect men have little patience for illiteracy.
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Does any one think that world war three is around the corner
World War III started about thirty years ago, when we abandoned one of the very best allies we had in the Arab world, allowing that ally to be overthrown by a gang of Islamist thugs, who have been waging war ever since against us, against Israel, and ultimately against anyone who won't grovel before their twisted caricature of the Muslim religion.
Of course, it took them...
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How did you last relationship end with your last g/f, b/f or spouse?
It hasn't ended. Our 13th wedding anniversary is in about a week.
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In the Batman movies, which actor was the best Batman and if Different who was the best Bruce Wayne
I really liked the way Keaton played the character in the first of his two movies. He played Bruce Wayne and Batman almost as if they were separate characters. Bruce Wayne was insecure, and cowardly, and didn't appear to be entirely sane. But when he put on the batsuit, he became bold and brave and confident and powerful.
I thought that this duality was...
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Would anyone b interested in rooming w/someone asking 4 no rent just that u pay the bills & would allow u access 2 their car in return? U would have your own living space & the bills include: water, gas, electric (w/ phone,internet, brinks being optional)
I have to agree with Redhawk. And on top of Redhawk's points, I would have to have some serious concerns about entering into any kind of arrangement with someone who is obviously illiterate, and unintelligent. If someone isn't even smart enough to spell simple, common words, such as “be” or “you”; then how could such a person possibly be...
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Which in your opinion is the prettiest State in the United States?
It would have to be California.
California has the widest range of climate and terrain of any state. The hottest and coldest climates in the United States are both found in California. The highest elevation in the continental United States, and the lowest elevation in the entire western hemisphere are both found in California.
California has the greatest...
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What's your take on Evangelical's 'speaking in tongues' on command?
To repeat an answer I gave elsewhere: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/37737
A genuine instance of “speaking in tongues”, and the related gift of “interpretation of tongues” would be when one is able to preach the Gospel to someone with whom one does not share a common language, and still be understood. For example, someone who only speaks...
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For the diabetics on AB: What type of blood glucose meter do you use? Would you recommend it to someone just diagnosed with the condition?
I use the ReliOn, which is sold at Wal*Mart.
I prefer is, more than anything else, because the manufacturer doesn't play all those stupid games that most blood glucose meter manufacturers play.
Most meters have MSRPs somewhere in the $50 to $100 range, and then they offer you all sorts of rebates and trade-in deals and such, so that you can effectively get the...
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Can you name a famous person whose first and last names begin with the same letter?
Yes, I can.
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Do u think it's right to get a abortion if ur 14 yrs old or do u think that since u laid down and had it u should keep it
Yes, murdering your own child is certainly very, very wrong; and that is exactly what you will be doing if you get an abortion.
Not being smart enough to spell a simple word like “you” is also very, very wrong.
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Audi S4 or BMW M3?
Neither. I'll take a Hyster E60.
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Has anyone besides me seen "Idiocracy"? Do you look at the people around you a little differently now?
Now that you've seen Idiocracy, go have a fresh look at the “Am I Pregnant?” category. Idiocracy certainly casts a new light on those questions, doesn't it?
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My friend doesn't believe in whales. Yep, the huge sea-dwelling creatures - she thinks they're fake. Do you?
I don't believe in your friend. Your friend is fake.
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Some businesses now say that no one can smoke in any of their offices. Some governments have banned smoking in all public places. Do you agree? Give reasons?
Absolutely.
Health issues from secondhand smoke aside; there are two important things that smokers do not realize.
• First is just how disgusting tobacco smoke smells to most nonsmokers.
• Second is how tenaciously the stench clings to everything that it touches.
Places where people are allowed to smoke smell like filthy...
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What happened to the Venus de Milo's arms?
I think the Venus de Milo does not have both arms because I have seen pictures of it, and in these pictures, the arms are not present. I have no reason to assume that the pictures have been altered or falsified, and must therefore assume that they present an accurate representation of the appearance of this statue.
Further, I have taken note of conversations on the topic...
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Can you name an invasive species that is affecting your area?
Yes, I can.
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Well, can you interchange the frame front axle and body?
No, I cannot.
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What defines a superhero?
Being able to safely, properly, and competently operate a forklift.
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What is Java and why is it needed?
It's an island in Indonesia. It is where Jakarta, the capitol of Indonesia, is located.
I suppose that the reason that Java is needed is that without it, Jakarta would be in the ocean, and everyone there would drown. It's rather impractical for a nation to have it's capitol city located where there is no dry land.
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How do i know if he is the one? how do i handle my fears?
If he looks a lot like Keannu Reeves, if Agent Smith is out to destroy him, if Morpheus is willing to sacrifice his own life to help him; then he's probably The One.
As far as handling your fears, choose the red pill.
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What do you usually get when you go to a Mcdonald's.
Food, usually.
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Could you get pregnant if you don't take the 5 white pills in birth control?
No, I cannot.
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What is the difference between a green, red, and blue laser? I would really apreciate it if you could help me, I have searched this on the internet for the past hour and could not find the answer. Thanks so much!
They are different colors. One is red, one is green, and one is blue.
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If hell is customized for each of us...what's your own personal hell?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/363021
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My chicken injured its foot somehow. She curls it up when she stands on it. I bandaged it with vet wrap to hold it straight. It has been like this for a month. What do i do i really like this chicken?
http://tinyurl.com/39kcd6
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Which rocky movie is your favorite?
This one:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073629/
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Is there a tool that can cut through 6 inches (15cm) thick Steel?
Yes, there is.
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2weekendsago i went to my friends birthdayparty and she invited the guy she liked and his friend well i took notice to her crushsfriend and i found him on myspace and decided to request him as a friend,ever since we have been talking could he like me?
ifuritelikdisno1willnowuturtring2ask
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Can you remember any good quotes from any Mel Brooks movies?
Yes, I can.
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Can I say a big "thank you" to Lisa, Da ben dan, Kedar and buxtonite for the lovely early birthday bouquet today? I was having a lousy morning, and they really made me smile!
Yes, you can.
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In the US, why don't taxi cab doors automatically close the way they do in Japan?
Because Americans are strong enough and smart enough to close these doors themselves.
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Is the glass half empty or half full? Or did some just steal my glass?
My glass is twice as big as it needs to be to hold its current contents.
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AB'ers, are you too sexy for your shirts?
No, I am not too sexy for my shirt, nor am I not sexy enough for it. I possess exactly the correct amount of sexiness; neither more nor less.
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Why is the Bible considered "hate speech" by so many?
There's a passage in the Book of Mormon that seems to answer this question perfectly. 1 Nephi 16:2: http://scriptures.lds.org/en/1_ne/16/2#2
“…the guilty taketh the truth to be hard, for it cutteth them to the very center.”
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Has anyone tried the pink patches on www.thepinkpatch.co.uk..do they work or are they just another scam? Also www.thepinkpatch.com
They work very well for their intended purpose.
What you need to understand, however, is that their intended purpose is to separate gullible suckers from their money. The only weight that they will actually cause you to lose will be from your wallet.
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What type of fictional weapon do you think is the coolest?
The gun used by Victor Fries in “Batman & Robin”.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118688/
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What causes deja vu?
It's a glitch in the Matrix, caused when they change something abruptly.
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Can you find the name of your high school on Wikipedia?
Yes, I can.
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Do you have a Myspace or Messenger, and why?
From what little I've had the misfortune to see of MySpace, it seems to be primarily a hangout for people who are stupid and illiterate. That's no place for me.
Alas, it seems that in the last year or so, Answerbag is moving in that direction as well.
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Can a person who is viewing my webcam legally capture (indecent) images without my knowledge and distribute them both on the web and in person?
I'm not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV, but it seems apparent to me that the only basis on which you could stop such a thing would be by enforcing a copyright on such images. You produced them, you own them, so under copyright laws, you are entitled to some say over how they are distributed.
By publishing them yourself in the first place, via your webcam, I would...
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I'm 15 and pregnant and im getting an abortion. its complex and horrible and feel i am killing my child. My bf is very very supportive, but its not helping. Im not quite sure how to deal with this. Does anyone have any advice or experience?
Yes, if you get an abortion, then you are killing your own child.
There are alternatives available; alternatives that will give your child a chance to live, and you a chance to continue with your life, without the stain of an innocent child's blood on your hands.
I strongly recommend, that you go to this URL, where you will find the help that you and your child...
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Do you know what Entomophobia is? If so, do you have it?
Yes, I know what it is.
No, I do not have it.
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If you could have a free meal in any city in the world, which would you choose and why?
I would choose Sacramento, California; because that's where I am.
If the free meal were in any other city, then it would be inconvenient, at best, for me to go there to claim it.
In fact, another city wouldn't have to be terribly far away at all before it simply becomes cheaper and easier to pay for my own meal here in Sacramento rather than go to the...
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Can you name a vicious cycle?
Yes, I can.
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Has the Hormel Foods Corporation (makers of SPAM) ever been miffed about their products name being synonymous with unwanted junk mail?
They have a page at this URL, which expresses their position on the matter:
http://www.spam.com/legal/spam/
The most important excerpt from that page would seem to be these two paragraphs:
» Use of the term "spam" was adopted as a result of the Monty
» Python skit in which our SPAM meat product was...
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Can you name something that is essential and the color red?
Yes, I can.
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If god had a car what do you think it would be
I think that if God were to drive any vehicle, it would have to be a Hyster E60.
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Who is cooler than Bob Saget? Bet you guys don't have an answer for this one!
Victor Fries
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Hey, my web browsers aren't working and neither are the online parts of itunes. my os is vista (*gags*). what is wrong and what should i do?
It seems that your question contains its own answer. [“my os is vista”]
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Congradulate me I get my divorce in two weeks.
The destruction of a marriage is never something to congratulate.
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If lets just say your boyfriend sayed "you dont get no speacial treatment just cause your my girl" should i be mad or just accept it...i dunno what to do say
Being a heterosexual male, I do not have a boyfriend. If I did have a boyfriend, then I can't imagine that he would say anything like “you dont [sic] get no speacial [sic] treatment just cause [sic] your [sic] my girl”; and if he were to say such a thing, I don't see why you should think it had anything to do with you, such that you should get mad, or accept...
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Agree or Disagree: Cheetos Puffs are SO addicting they SHOULD offer cheetos puff anonymous meetings?
Perhaps it would help to realize that Cheetos never win.
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After seeing Sweeney Todd, I was inspired to buy a straight razor (no, not to use to kill). Do you shave with a straight razor?
My Norelco is straight. Perhaps there are some homosexual razors out there, but my Norelco seems to be as straight as they come.
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Does the prohibition of marijuana violate the Constitution?
It is my solid opinion that federal laws against marijuana and other such drugs are blatantly unconstitutional. Per the Tenth Amendment, the federal government is only to have those powers that the Constitution explicitly allocates to it. All other powers belong to the states, or to the people.
It's worth noting that when the Prohibition against alcohol was...
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Are you shutting your lights off on March 29 to raise awareness about the over use of electricity? Why? For info go to http://www.earthhour.org/
No.
I am not at all a believer in participating in meaningless shows of support for some alleged cause.
If I care enough about a cause to do something about it, I will do something that has a realistic expectation of bringing about some real change that will further the cause in question.
Turning off my lights for one hour out of a year will accomplish...
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I really hope this earth hour isnt a scam, but i feel like it will ruin the stock market and ruin the currency. Although it is ruined. Thoughts?
Sounds more like a common example of “slacktivism” — a worthless action for people to take to show phony support for some cause for which nobody is willing to make any real sacrifice or effort.
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Can you name an obsolete vehicle?
Yes, I can.
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Is it possible for a liberal to always be right?
Possible, perhaps, but extremely unlikely. It's very difficult for a liberal to ever be right, even once in a great while.
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Is there an advantage to using reverse Polish notation in calculating devices?
Yes, there is an advantage.
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When you imagine a vast cornfield, do you get excited?
No, not at all. You can't drive a forklift in a cornfield.
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What is your ethnic origin, or background?
Human.
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Are you familiar with the Danish Mohammed cartoons? What do you think about them? And what are your oppinions about how the Danish government handled the crisis, aswell as how the muslim world reacted to them?
It seems to me that the violent reactions of some of the more radical Muslim extremists rather well proved the point that these cartoons were trying to make.
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Looks like you need more education in basic spelling and grammar long before you're ready to tackle more advanced mathematical subjects.
Come back when you're literate enough to spell such common words as “someone” and “to”.
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Using three words or less, describe your current local weather?
Need more words.
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Triscuits, Wheat Thins, or Ritz?
Pepperidge Farm. I work for the company that makes them.
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Can you name something in your bedroom that begins with the letter D?
Yes, I can.
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A sequential data file "birthlist.txt contains name and date of birth of people. write a program to display the list of people born in the current month
Do your own homework.
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I HAVE A CHEVY 350 ROCKER ENGINE WITH CAM ANDD 750 CFM CARB. IT RUNS FINE AT IDLE BUT BACKFIRES THROUGH THE CARB BETWEEN 2500 AND 3500 RPMS. I'VE REPLACED THE WIRES W/ 8.5MM SUPER CONDUCTOR WIRES AND NEW SPARK PLUGES AND THE PROBLEM CONTINUES.
I bet that if you were to figure out the proper use of your Shift and Caps Lock keys, you'd find that your car would run much better.
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What is the nearest prison to you?
North 38°41.6′ West 121°9.7′
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How would the world be different if Hitler never exisited
I very much doubt if it would have made very much difference. In my view, Hitler was primarily a figurehead for a movement that was going to take place with or without him. I think that if Hitler had never existed, the Nazi movement would have proceeded very much the same, just with someone else as its leader.
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What is the total net capacitance of two 60 - farad capacitors connected in series?
Do your own homework.
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A circuit has two resistors of equal value in series. The voltage and current in the circuit are 20 volts and 2 amps respectively. what is the value of each resistor/
Do your own homework.
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How do you remove and replace the inside driver's door handle on a 1998 Hyundai Elantra?
I wouldn't bother. It's a Hyundai, after all — not worth the expense or trouble of repairing.
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How often do you stay up past one o'clock?
Nearly always. I work “Swing Shift” 14:00 to 22:30; get home around 23:00, and I usually go to bed around 04:00.
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I am f 35, 4 kids. One was c-sec 9 yrs ago that left me with somewhat painful scar tissue. 2 yrs ago I had a hysterectomy and gained 45 lbs. I'm 5 ft 3 in and look 9mos pregnant! How can I lose belly fat. I have asthma too and weigh 240 !
There doesn't appear to be a question here, but it's so badly written and unreadable that it's difficult to tell.
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What happens when you get too high?
Above about 6,500 feet above sea level, one may begin to experience symptoms of altitude sickness, brought on by the thinner air.
See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altitude_sickness
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What is the worst part about hell?
The lack of usable forklifts.
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Can you name me a film with MAN in the title?
Yes, I can.
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Can i wreck my laptop if i use a 15v 6amp charger in place of 15v 5amp charger?
Yes, you can certainly wreck your laptop, regardless of what power adapter you might or might not use.
However, using the charger described in the question will not do it.
What you need to know about any power adapter or charger is that the voltage needs to be close to that for which the device is designed, and the current (amperage) needs to be *AT LEAST* as much as...
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Can you get pregnant 5 days before you period?
No, I cannot.
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Is cricket well known in America?
Yes; it's an insect, somewhat similar to a grasshopper.
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Rather than posting the same illiterate, unreadable crap two or three times, why don't you spend a little bit of time trying to learn to write properly, and then post one question that is well-enough written that we can actually read and understand it?
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Do tattoos look good on women?
I cannot honestly say that I have ever seen a woman with a tattoo, who I didn't think would look better without it.
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Who was the first country to land on the moon?
No country has ever landed on the Moon. All the countries that are known to us are very firmly rooted on the Earth, and unable to leave it. However, at least two countries are known to have sent spacecraft to the Moon; but that is not the same thing at all as the country itself landing there.
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Why do we expect our "elites" to behave like perfect role models? Aren't we all equally important?
Some of us are more equal than others.
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Audi or BMW?
Overpriced German trash. Not for me.
I'll take a Hyster.
You know what the difference is between a cactus and a BMW? The cactus has the pricks on the outside.
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God is only an anthropomorphised expression of moral and priority, of human willpower and kindness. We can be better people without 'God', forming our own opinions and morals, independent of any influence, and thus independent of yourself. Do you agree?
No, I do not agree at all with this statement.
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Go to the living room and tell me what's on your tv right at this moment?
A set of Russian nesting dolls, a large plastic cat, a blue glass sculpture of a pair of birds, a couple of small plastic dogs, a small ceramic cat, and a fair amount of dust.
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Just how paranoid are you? Examples?
Why are you asking this? How can I trust you not to use whatever answer I might give, against me?
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Can anyone tell me - are 'Root Beer' and 'Ginger Beer' the same thing?
Yes, there are many people who can tell you whether or not they are the same.
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Go get the nearest DVD what is it?
It's a plastic disk, approximately 4¾″ in diameter; with digital data encoded in it in a manner that can be read optically using a laser.
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What is your favorite store bought salsa? Why?
Pace® Triple Pepper salsa; because it tastes very good and because I work for the company that makes it. In the same product line, the Four Cheese salsa is also very good. Actually, all five of the new “Specialty Salsas” are very good, but those are my two favorite.
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Why do men lie. my husband left me for another woman he lives with her within walking distance from my house his car parked there every night i had no contact with him for 4 months until yesterday he told me he is living alone why is he still lying to me
We lie because it's easier to rest while lying, than it is to rest while sitting or standing.
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What are you snakking on at the moment?
A very fine product of the company that employs me; Pace® Four Cheese salsa. One of our new line of five “Specialty Salsa” products. A short while ago, I was eating the Triple Pepper salsa, but I decided to switch to the Four Cheese variety around the same time I saw this question.
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Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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What has been the greatest invention to benefit mankind?
The forklift.
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What's your favorite 'muscle car'?
This Hyster E60XM2–33:
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What kind of paint are you to use on canvas?Please answer.I love to paint and I'm curious.
I am not any kind of paint to use on canvas, nor on anything else.
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What is you favorite thing that you have in your work cubicle?
My “work cubicle” itself.
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Cheese is good with _________________?
Pepperidge Farm crackers.
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What is your secret identity?
If I told, then it wouldn't be a secret, now would it?
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What brand of electronics do you refuse to buy?
Toshiba.
Back in the 1980s, our Navy contracted with Toshiba to build a special milling machine for making submarine propellers. At the time, we had an important military advantage over the Soviet Union, because we had the technology to make propellers that allowed our submarines to be quieter, and more difficult to detect, than the Soviet Union's submarines. ...
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If someone called/described you as a "Hot Fat Chick", how would you feel?
Puzzled. I an neither hot (at least not this time of year), fat, nor a chick.
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Can you tell me how to tune in my satalite to get free to air t v channells,i have a sky satalite dish
No, I cannot.
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Can you use air to fill your paintball tank?
No, I cannot..
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How can i obtain superpowers?
Become certified to operate a forklift.
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Can a car be turbocharged and supercharged at the same time?
By definition, a car that is turbocharged is supercharged. A turbocharger is a kind of a supercharger. Specifically, it is a supercharger that is powered by a turbine driven by the motor's exhaust. There are other kinds of superchargers as well, powered by sources other an an exhaust-driven turbine.
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Whatever happened to Rodney King, who said "Why can't we all just get along?"
Wasn't he convicted of impersonating a piñata?
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Is my adopted daughter biracial? Her mother is caucasian and her father is 1/2 caucasian and 1/2 african american.
Only one race: Human
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Do you like to go clubbing? What dont you like about clubs?
I don't like places that are crowded or noisy.
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What posionous creatures are native to your area?
Drug-addicted homeless panhandlers.
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Do you think AB is a bit like facebook or myspace?
Alas, it seems to be quickly turning that way. In its earlier days, Answerbag was mostly populated by reasonably intelligent users. Now it seems to be attracting greater and greater numbers of illiterate, mindless cretins, similar to those that infest sites like MySpace and FaceBook.
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Voltaire said, "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Do you agree or disagree, and why?
Yes, I agree that Voltaire said that.
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Did you carry a pocket knife as a kid? Do you still carry one as an adult?
Since about the age of ten years or so, I have very rarely left home without at least one pocketknife on my person.
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Can be Keira Knightley the mother of johnny depp?
No, not possible. They aren't even the same species. Ms. Knightley is human.
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If Jesus were to return now, what specific type of vehicle would he choose?
I think he would drive a forklift. What other sort of vehicle could possibly be worthy of him than a forklift?
However, there are some good cases being made for other vehicles he might choose, at this URL:
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Why is YahooAnswers full of idiots, trolls, and jerks?
The same “Eternal September” that is falling upon Answerbag is falling upon much of the rest of the Internet as well.
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If people can die from doing illegal drugs than why do people continue to use them?It makes no sense..
Some people are just stupid.
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Can you reach into your nearest top drawer and tell me what you come up with?
Yes, I can.
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What's the first thing you would do if you just found out that you had the ability to fly?
I wouldn't bother. I can drive a forklift, and that is much better than flying.
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Can you describe your little cute child in 3 words?
No, I can't.
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Help pls. i need 2 write a stand alone java program that stores the names tim, susan, peter, tom, and mary into an array and prints the array using the while loop. pls help me 2 explain how 2 start it
If you're not smart enough to spell such common, simple words as “please” or “to”, then you're not anywhere close to smart enough to program in Java.
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What make, model, and year of vehicle has NEVER won a race?
The 2009 Ford Flounder has never won a race.
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Are you clarevoyant ? What am I eating?
You are reading this answer, right now.
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If you had to be born a different race, what would it be? Don't answer with "I am fine the way I am", that is boring.
What other race is there to be, other than human?
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Consider the statement: "Half of all people are of below average intelligence." Do you think this really holds true in life?
This question is brought to you by those who don't know the difference between “average” and “median”.
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What is your favorite coin, design-wise, from any country?
The Yapese Rai.
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Do you have the "debt cures" book by kevin trudeau?
An unrepentant, relentless, convicted swindler is the last person from whom I would accept any sort of financial advice.
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What is the trick to getting things done?
Use a forklift.
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Are you a good listener?
Did you say something?
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When is it okay to lie?
When you're too tired to stand or sit.
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Don't you just absolutely love cheez-its? I'm so addicted to them.
Pepperidge Farm Goldfish are much better.
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What are some good resources to find financial aid to help single parents raise their children?
Monster.com is a good site for that. If you live in California, then http://www.caljobs.ca.gov is very good as well.
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Can you name one bizarre thing?
Yes, I can.
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If you get a felony that is reduced to a misdemeanor(pc 136.1b/c)will only the misdemeanor show on my record???Thanks!
If I were to get any felony or misdemeanor, it would show up on my records; not yours.
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If you won the lottery, and you could have 20 million a year for the rest of your life or 85 million in one lump sum.. which would you take?
I'd take the $20 million/year. At that rate, in five years, I'd have collected more than the $85 million lump sum, and I expect to live a lot longer than five years.
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Why are lottery tickets so popular when the chances of winning millions are much less than being struck by lightening ,possibly more than once?
There's a sucker born every minute. State lotteries are, in effect, a tax on suckers.
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Do you have any jokes about God or Jesus you'd like to share?
No, I do not.
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Why is the sky blue only during the day?
Because it got fired from its job, it's wife left it, and its dog died.
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Is it true that there are certin postions that will help you get pregnant?
No, there is not any position that will help me get pregnant.
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If I gave you $30, what would you buy at your favorite restaurant?
Food.
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An open elevator is moving with a constant velocity of 10m/s. A person on it throws a body vertically up with a velocity of 12.5m/s, when the elevator is 30m above ground. After what time it reaches the ground?(g = 10m/s2)
Do your own homework.
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Can you name 3 members of the Spanish Royal Family?
No, I cannot.
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What is your favourite car?
This one:
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Can you give me some preview highlights for a 2009 version of "Die Hard" starring Bruce Willis?
No, I cannot.
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Where have all the flowers gone?
Euell Gibbons ate them.
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Is Matthew Broderick a fairly good indication that a film is going to be crap?
I was very impressed with his performance in the 2005 remake of “The Producers”. In that movie, he played the role which Gene Wilder played in the 1968 version; a role which seems to have been written very specifically with Gene Wilder in mind; and I think Broderick played the role better in 2005 than Wilder did in 1968. To do better than Gene Wilder in a role...
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My computer is running slow, i dont know why. The computer itself is very nice, a $2,000 computer. The internet is road runner top of the line, i have nortan antivirus and it detects nothing, in fact it says everything is perfect. Any Suggestions?
Norton Antivirus (in fact, anything from Symantec) is crap. Get rid of it. It's probably what's slowing down your computer.
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Have you ever wore a helmet for some reason?
Yes. I wear this one nearly every day.
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Can you think of an overly complicated way to say something simple? (For example: anti-obfuscating photon refraction devices instead of glasses)
Yes, I can.
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I met this guy named "Ben" at a bar. Every time I would see him there he would make an effort to come talk to me a little bit. Now, when I see him he avoids me, acts like he never knew me, and doesn't speak to me at all. Can someone explain this?
Yes. “Ben” can explain it. Anyone else can only guess.
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Has anyone here ever set foot on a real battleship?
Yes. TJ 77520 has.
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Whats your best pick up line? I like are those moon pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
The Ford F– series.
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I'm not sure if matt longs eyes are hazel or another color? Do you know?
No, I do not.
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Why is it every time I express a positive opinion of Hillary Clinton, I get downrated? Are the right-wing hatemongers that intolerant of opposing views? Or is it Obama-backers that want to restrict free speech?
People have every bit as much right to express disagreement with your opinions as you have to express them in the first place.
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Can you name a chain store or restaurant that you been to that no longer exists?
Yes, I can.
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Is the glass half empty or half full? Or did some just steal my glass?
My glass is twice as big as it needs to be to hold its contents.
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Can you name me a song with a animal in the title?
Yes, I can.
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I've just bought a new set of cheap paints! What shall I paint a picture of?
Paint a picture of me on my forklift.
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Whats the last thing that comes to mind when I say empty the cash drawer into this bag now or you're dead meat?
I'd wonder how big a mess I'd have to clean up after I ran over you with my 12,000-pound forklift.
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If you had to live on a can good product like Spam which one would you choose? Why?
Campbell's soups; because I work for the company that makes them.
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I've had sex with over 100 women! Am I a Man-whore? Why?
Having “cybersex” in a chatroom with a middle-aged man pretending to be a teenage girl does not count as having sex with a woman. Not even if you do it a hundred times.
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Does anybody else think that Al Gore should have to give back his global warming Nobel Prize for the same reason that Milli Vanilli had to give back their Grammy? (-4 here today)
Yes, I think so. He won that prize (as well as nearly all the fame and respect he now has) through outright fraud.
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Do you think it's a bad idea to have a relationship with a good friend?
By definition, if you are friends with someone, then you have a relationship with that person. The only way to not have a relationship with a good friend is not to have a good friend.
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What tool do you mostly used for quick fixes or opening things up?
A forklift.
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What Pre-Paid Cell Phone Plan do you feel is the better choice?
A few years ago, my wife got a Tracfone, and a short time later, I got a Virgin Mobile phone. My wife's experience with Tracfone was hellish. The quality of the service was very poor, and whenever she attempted to contact their customer service, she got routed to a call center in India where she would speak with someone who, in spite of speaking technically-perfect...
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The most common legal standard used in civil cases are:
a. clear and convincing
b. proof beyond a resonable doubt
c. preponderance of the evidence
d. all of the above
e. non of the above
Do your own homework.
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Is there anything more powerful than an atom?
Yes, there is.
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When will the next Eragon book come out?
No, I cannot.
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What's that in your hair?
Probably Prego® spaghetti sauce. One of my colleagues dumped over two pallets of it, and I got called upon to help with the cleanup.
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Dated a 16 yearold for 8 months. I am 22. Got into trouble. Spent 30 days in jail. Durring that time she cheated and left me for someone who has a kid (no custody), does drugs, been to prison(identity theift), and is much older. How do i move on?
This girl seems to have very bad judgment when it comes to picking which men to date. Two losers in a row.
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Are you a car person or a truck person?
Truck.
To be more specific, “industrial lift truck”; otherwise known as a forklift.
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Which do you prefer: plane, car, train or bus?
Forklift.
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Which is the best remedy for toxins? To remove everything, not good, from your body. Every month i get really bogged down and feel awful.
The best remedy is not to let yourself be taken in by every crackpot health fad that comes along.
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What is it that a man needs Most?
A forklift.
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Me and my boyfriend had sex, he had on a condom but i don't know if it broke or not but after he came he stayed in me for a little while, what are the chances of me being pregnant.
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What does it mean when a ghost leaves a strand of hair on you? Is it trying to contact me?
It probably means that you've been taking the wrong drugs in the wrong combinations.
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How do u tell if an ex still has feelings for u even tho she says she doesn't? I mean she still check my status on facebook especially when it's talking about another female!!!!
Rather than posting the same badly-written, unreadable question multiple times, perhaps you ought to consider paying attention in school so that you can learn to write; and then come back here and ask again once you are able to write well enough to write a question that people can actually understand and answer.
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Y does my life suck
Probably because you're not smart enough to spell the word “why”.
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Does anyone know of any homeopathic treatments for Type 2 diabetes?
There is no such thing as an effective homeopathic treatment for any disease. Homeopathy is a scam, nothing more.
Diabetes, on the other hand, is a very real and potentially dangerous condition, that requires real treatment; not worthless snake oil.
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How to save our dying mother earth if the whole nation will not help you?
The Earth is not dying. It has been very much alive and well since long before humans existed; and if we, in our folly, manage to wipe ourselves out, the Earth will continue to be very much alive and well, long after we are gone.
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Another local teenager died in a car accident, killing two other teens . Six months ago he had another accident while DUI. Shouldn't a 17 year old lose their license for longer than 6 months after a DUI, a serious accident and multiple tickets?
I can hope, at least, that the good that he did by removing himself from the gene pool is sufficient to offset the loss of the other two.
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Why should you always leave the A1 cell in Excel blank?
You shouldn't necessarily.
As has been pointed out in other answers, there are circumstances under which there isn't anything that makes sense to put in that cell, but this doesn't apply to all cases.
If you're making a spreadsheet where it makes sense to use cell A1, then go ahead and use cell A1; there's no reason not to.
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CA Governor Arnold's is long, Michael J. Fox's is short... Pink doesn't have one, while Pope Benedict XVI doesn't use his. Could you guess what I'm talking about?
Yes, I could guess that.
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Is money the root of all evil?
Yes, I very solidly, strongly believe that some people say that.
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Tell me something I don't know. What makes you think I don't know?
The battery in my forklift weighs more than most cars.
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During the year, Samson Company earned revenues of $228,000 and incurred $196,000 for various operating expenses. There are 2,500 shares of stock outstanding. Earnings per share is
Do your own homework.
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I happen to read from book that the basic principle of computer is superconductivity, what is the logice behind that .can anyone help me?
This doesn't make any sense. Although superconductivity may be used in the future to make better computers than we now have, it has nothing at all to do with computers as they currently exist or have existed before this point.
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If you had a 500 gallon tank with a small leak, which would leak at a faster rate propane gas or compressed air? (both gas and compressed air are the same amount)
If you have a pressure tank that leaks, you should not be using it. Assuming that the leak is in the tank itself, the tank has been structurally compromised, and might burst violently if pressurized.
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My boss just bought a mercedes sl55 carlsson.v8 Any one know how much these cost, he traded in his bentley for it?
Your boss probably knows.
So would any dealer that sells it, as well as most customer's who have bought it.
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If you were hired as a new Fruit of the Loom character, which fruit would you want to dress up as?
Richard Simmons or Harvey Fierstein.
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Guys!!! would u rather have the sexyest girl ever, but doesnt treat u right and cheats on u, or would u rather have the girl thats a little on the chubby side, but gives u all her heart to you and is loyal to u?
I would rather have a girl who is literate and intelligent. If she's so stupid that she can't even spell a simple word like “you” then I'm not interested in her.
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I got and e-mail warning the use of The magic sponge and children getting severe skins burns from using the magic sponge. Is this true?
You would know if it's true that you received such an email, and we wouldn't. Why are you asking us if this is true? We wouldn't know what you do or do not get in your email.
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They say the average American eats 60 hot dogs a year is this true for you?
No, it is not true for me. I do not say anything about how many hot dogs anyone eats in a year.
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Whose the most attractive: Sandra Bullock, Terri Hatcher or Courtney Cox?
Sandra Bullock. And on top of her beauty, she is more intelligent and more talented than the other two combined.
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My automatic saturn is jerking as is goes through the gears, as I push the pedal more it jerks at about 60 miles then 65 what is wrong with it?
It's a Saturn.
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Any Combacks for If People say your weird?
At least I know the difference between “your” and “you're”, as well as how and when to use quotation marks and other punctuation.
I'd much rather be weird than illiterate.
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If you were to go on a trip would you rather go by car,train.bus or airplane?
I'd rather go on a forklift.
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I really want to learn "text lingo" for my cell phone...will you list all the acronyms /symbols you know & their meanings and list them for me?
“U” = “I'm too stupid to spell the word ‘you’.”
“R” = “I'm too stupid to spell the word ‘are’.”
“UR” = “I'm too stupid to spell the words ‘your’ or ‘you're’.”
“2” = “I'm too stupid to spell the words...
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Harley davidson or Crotch rocket?
Hyster.
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I am about to die...Tell me something I should take to the "other side"...?
A forklift.
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Could a witch cast a spell on God?
A witch could certainly try, but given that God has all the power and authority, and that a witch has none at all, I doubt it would have any effect. It'd be a bit like the lowliest janitor in some huge company trying to fire the CEO.
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What are your thoughts on the George W. Bush's fourth veto since taking office? He vetoed legislation that would have expanded a children's health insurance program.
This is the United States of America, not the Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик. In this country, under our Constitution, providing health care does not fall within the legitimate powers or duties of the federal government.
Bush is exactly right in vetoing this blatant attempt to expand the unconstitutional Socialist...
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Can you explain the Hindu holiday of Holi?
No, I cannot.
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My Evangelical Neighbor holds monthly prayer meetings and everyone prays in tongues? Is that real or just psycho-babble?
To quote an answer that I gave elsewhere…
A genuine instance of “speaking in tongues”, and the related gift of “interpretation of tongues” would be when one is able to preach the Gospel to someone with whom one does not share a common language, and still be understood. For example, someone who only speaks English preaching to someone who...
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Is there a four letter english word with the letters ae in the middle
Yes, there is.
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Doyou believe that soon the grammar how wewrite in will change to text talk in the next 10 years? e.g. one day i woz finkin dat i wud bi a house. luv frm Dani txt bk
It occurs to me that this question contains an example of just how stupid “txtspk” is even for its intended use. The word “was” has three letters. Even on a cell phone, you don't save any time or effort at all by typing “wuz” or “woz” or any other such thing. It's still three characters. On a real keyboard,...
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Many ABers award points in direct proportion with how much the question or answer agrees with their opinions, religious beliefs (or the lack of them) and sense of humor (or lack of it). Do you believe that this was the purpose of the points system?
If there ever was a rational purpose behind the rating system on this site, it would have been based on the hope that questions that were correct and useful would rise to the top, and those that were incorrect or unhelpful would sink to the bottom, and that each individual user would have a degree of credibility that was based on how correct and helpful his answers were.
As it...
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I just heard Britney Spears lost custody of her kids. Do you think she deserved it?
It isn't about what Ms. Spears deserves. It's about what is better for her children. Apparently, the judge in this case has determined that she is unable or unwilling to properly care for her children, and that these children will be better off in the care of their father.
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What is George W. Bush's IQ?
My guess would be that it's quite a bit higher than the average IQ of those who go to such lengths to cast aspersions on his intelligence.
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What sets a REAL man apart?
Being able to safely and competently operate a forklift.
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What is your race? If you could choose another, what would it be?
I'm human.
What other race is there for me to choose?
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I am 17 and have been having sxx with my boyfriend but in the past i had it with someone who was larger than him so sometimes i feel i can't feel him inside me.is it that i am thinking too much about size. he knows our sex is not do.help as i can't orgasm
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Can you give me a sample of a program of C Language?
Yes, I can.
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Can you put a 1990 toyota crown automatic gearbox into a 1986 toyota crown
No, I cannot.
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Is Lindsay Lohan a Republican or Democrat?
I very much doubt if she's intelligent enough for either those terms to have any meaning to her.
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How many people on this site are lds (mormon)? ive noticed alot of related questions to this religion.
I am, and so is my brother.
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Would Jesus cut down a tree?
He was a carpenter by profession. If he didn't personally cut down any trees, then he certainly needed someone else to do so to provide the raw materials for his craft.
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Can any one describe the difference in the movements between the sun and the stars and how the sun effects the seasons.
Yes, my brother can.
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What have you been "chosun" to do?
To be smart enough to know how to correctly spell such words as “chosen”; and to make fun of people who aren't that smart.
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My husband is 46, constantly complains of joint pain in the extremities, (calfs, arm and hands, &has constant headaches. The doctors have found nothing in his blood work to say he is ill. Are we over looking something? The dr's tell him he is getting old
You say he does construction work, and then at night he works on cars? Both these activities can be very hard on the body. Of course he's going to have pain. It comes with the territory. If he can't stand the pain, then he needs to do whatever it takes to get into a different profession, where he can sit on his ass behind a desk all day, and let his...
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I was in Europe back in the 80's and was surprised to find that they don't eat sweetcorn and even popping corn was hard to find, One person even got angry at me saying "what do you think we are pigs?" Anyone know why and do they still feel the same today?
My sister is married to a Dutch man; and now lives with him in the Netherlands. I have some faint memory of her telling of preparing a traditional American Thanksgiving meal for her in-laws, who were quite taken aback by the inclusion of corn with the meal.
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Scientists say this generation is the peak of the evolution of mankind. Do you believe this?
I'm sure there's a random scientist here and there who might say such a thing; but on the whole, no, I do not believe that scientists say that.
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How do you do chicken noodle soup
Open a can of Campbell's brand chicken noodle soup, heat it up, and eat it. That's as easy as it gets. You can spend a lot of time and effort making soup from scratch, and it won't be as good as Campbell's.
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"There's a killer on the road, his brain is skerming like a toad". Do you know what song and band does this comes from?
No, I do not.
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ATTENTION: Jet-packers and Ground Support Staff;
Are you aware that your Leader is going on Holiday and has left ME in Command?
So I have one question to put to ye:
Can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?
Not that that I am part of the relevant group, but no, I would not accept a pirate as a leader. Pirates are violent criminals of the worst sort, who steal ships at sea and murder their passengers and crew. I would not associate with such a criminal, much less accept him as a leader.
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Can any one describe the difference in the movements between the sun and the stars and how the sun effects the seasons.
Yes, there are many who can.
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Coffee, milk, water, alcoholic beverage, fruit juice or tea. Can you choose just 2 of these to drink for a month? Comments?
Brawndo™ The Thirst Mutilator
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1/on planet X, a 70 kg object can lifted by a force of 400 N. what s the accelration of gravity on planet X?
Do your own homework.
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Can anyone guess what ethnicity I am from the following photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/14277092@N07/
Human.
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I'm feeling ignorant, cast your pearls of wisdom upon me?
The greatest repository of human wisdom is found in OSHA Standards 29 CFR 1910.
http://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owadisp.show_document?p_table=STANDARDS&p_id=9828
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I read in an article that caffine may help reduce skin cancer. Do you believe this?
Yes, I believe that you read that in an article.
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Who is your favorite president and why?
I would have to say Ronald Reagan.
I first became aware of politics in the early 1970's, with Nixon as President. I lived through the Watergate scandal; through Gerald Ford's brief time in the office, and then through Jimmy Carter's term. It was really a fairly dark period for America.
It always seemed to me that it was Reagan who brought us...
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I heard JK Rowling wrote a book about Hogwards and the magical creatures. Is it true? Can you tell me something about them?
Why are you asking us? You would know what you did and did not hear, and we wouldn't. Only you would know if it's true that you heard that JK Rowling wrote a book about Hogwarts and the magical creatures.
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Some people say that glass is a liquid because it "flows" downward over time. Is this true?
Yes, it is true that some people say this.
However, the science regarding this claim is rather shaky.
The classic “proof” that glass flows is that there are very old windows that are thicker at the bottom than at the top. However, in the time that these windows were made, it was unfeasible to produce window glass of a uniform thickness. Window...
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Metal or bone I may be, many teeth I have and always bared, yet my bite harms no one and people delight in my touch. What am I?
You are a person who posts riddles.
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Can i ask.. where can i get the.. macro for ragnarok.. pls aswer me pls pls pls... thx in advance
Yes, you can ask that. I would strongly recommend, however, that if you are actually capable of writing as if you have an IQ higher than the low 60s, that when you ask that question, you write it as well as you can.
If you post a question asking where you can get that macro, and that question is as badly-written as this question which merely asks if you may ask that other...
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Do you think that the British government is right in outlawing normal filament light bulbs and enforcing the use of energy saving bulbs instead?
It's a dumb idea. Those who think that using fluorescent lights instead of incandescent lights is a useful way to help the environment haven't considered the issues related to mercury and toxic wastes created in the production and the disposal of fluorescent lights, compared to the relatively clean manufacture and disposal of incandescent bulbs.
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Why is it nearly impossible to mention the word 'Israel' without being accused of being anti semitic?
Most of us don't have this problem at all.
However, when someone who is an avowed Communist, who has expressed an incredible amount of bigotry and hatred toward religion in general but who has paradoxically expressed sympathy for the extreme Islamist terrorist movements (who hate Israel and Judaism as much as they hate the United States); brings up Israel, it's rather...
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Do you consider it uneducated - or merely lazy - when someone substitutes "u" for "you" and "ur" for "your' and "you're"?
It bugs me. Seeing what should be a good web site, with content that is so badly-written that it is difficult to read, and where it is obvious that the person who wrote it is either too stupid or too lazy or both to write anything readable; is like walking through what should be a nice park, and seeing garbage dumped everywhere on the ground.
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Why don't people just spell out words instead of use "u" and "r"?
Some people are just stupid.
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I would like to try H57 Hoodia to help me lose weight, but I am extremely cautious and skeptical of diet pills. What are some of the side effects of H57 Hoodia, and does it really work?
It works very well for its intended purpose. What you need to understand is that its intended purpose is to separate gullible suckers from their money.
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The Council of Europe's Parliamentary Assembly will debate a resolution saying attacks on the theory of evolution were rooted "in forms of religious extremism" and amounted to a dangerous assault on science and human rights. Pro? or Con?
I agree with my brother; and would add the following:
Evolution is a theory. It's a theory that happens to fit fairly well with what scientific evidence we currently have. However, evolution is not science itself; and it is irrational to characterize a disagreement with this theory as an attack against science.
I fail to see how any sort of attack or...
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In your opinion, is MySpace a good invention?
I could see a place for it, if it acted like flypaper to attract and catch all the illiterate, stupid children who are too dumb even to spell simple words like “you” or ”are”, and thus kept them away from real web sites like Answerbag.
Alas, it seems instead to have become a breeding ground for illiterati, who then spill out and infest the rest of the...
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Does the state of California think they are going to save anyone from "birth defects" or "reproductive harm" by putting a hideous warning on everything with the smallest particles of lead?
I've taken to referring to this as “The law that cried ‘Wolf!’”
See: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/114899
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I'm working on this hw where it asks me to convert how ever many lbs to kilograms so can someone plz tell me the measurement to how many grams to lbs or lbs to grams?
See, this is what happens when you don't do your own homework. You surely got others to do your spelling and writing homework for you, and as a consequence, you are so illiterate that you cannot even spell simple, common words, such as “homework” or “please”; you can't punctuate correctly, and you can't even form a coherent sentence. If...
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Democrat or Republican or other?
I'm registered Republican and usually vote that way. I have some leanings in the Libertarian direction; I agree with Libertarians a great deal in principle, but in practice, I find that they end up supporting policy positions with which I cannot agree.
I would be most happy to see the Democratic party become extinct, to see the Libertarian party solidly in power at...
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Im 14 and me and my boyfriend were having sex in my room and my 6 year old sister walked in on us and caught us. We told her we were hot and took our clothes off and kissed but i am still scared she will mention it to someone and embrass me what do i do?
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How do you feel about teachers who recommend (or most of the time insist and threaten to get) the use of medication on young students? Do the teachers have the right to threaten parents into medicating their kids, or should it be the parents decision?
Unless the teacher also happens to be a Medical Doctor, and the child in question happens to be a patient of that teacher/doctor, the teacher has absolutely no business, and no qualification, to be recommending any medication for that child.
If I had a child, and my child's teacher tried this, I would be see to it that the teacher was prosecuted for practicing medicine...
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Are you too sexy for your hat? Too sexy for your car? Too sexy for your cat?
No, I am exactly right for my hat and my car and my cat.
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Why do so many people seem against Socialized Health Care?
Where private business is capable of providing a service, no matter how badly it may do so, it always does so better, more efficiently, and more economically than government ever can.
Consider education. In the U.S., government provides universal education to all children. There are also private schools available, which consistently provide a much better quality of...
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I am a rock, shell and bone medley wot am i
You're someone who isn't smart enough to spell the word “what”.
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Can you tell me one thing you'd like to have or be that starts with the letter P?
Yes, I can.
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Can you tell me one good thing about your life?
Yes, I can.
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What's the age of a baby when people feel it can be aborted? Where is the line drawn?
I believe that a human being comes into existence during conception; specifically at the completion of genetic syngamy, when the new, unique genetic pattern has been created which identifies this human being and distinguishes him from his parents.
I believe, therefore, that all abortions are nothing less than the killing of a human being — and in the absence of any...
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If you are a man, and become attracted to a woman (but who was a man before a sex change operation), is that gay?
There is no such thing as “woman (but who was a man before a sex change operation)”. A man cannot become a woman by being surgically altered to look like one, any more than he can by merely wearing a dress, a wig, and a padded bra.
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Craw fish do look like lobster, does it taste like lobster and if it does, is it okay to charge someone the price of lobster fried rice and substitute lobster with craw fish?
That would constitute fraud.
If someone is paying for lobster, and they have been lead to believe that lobster is what they are going to get, then you'd better be giving them lobster.
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I am text illiterate; will you share some examples and what they mean?
It is not you who is illiterate.
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Do you know what "Spoonerisms" are? Can you give me an example?
Yes, I do; and yes, I can.
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Is it wrong to downrate an answer if it has all caps, no punctuation, and multiple spelling errors?
I always downrate any content I see where it is apparent that the person who posted it didn't make even a minimal effort to write it in a correct or readable manner.
Content that is written so badly as to be unreadable is not useful; it's like trash thrown to the side of the road, and those who post it are the litterers.
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If ur a person who only dates outside of ur race, would u ever date someone of ur own race? why?
I would only ever date within my own race — human. And I would never consider dating anyone who was so stupid that she couldn't even spell a simple word like “your”.
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I'm 16 years old and found out last week i'm pregnant. I haven't really had any simptoms except, soar nipples that have lasted weeks now and i'm really tired. What do you think is going on...do you think the baby is still ok or better yet, still there?
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Is there a McDonalds where you live? Are they everywhere in the world.
There is not a McDonald's where I live. There are, however, several McDonald's within a few miles of where I live.
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People in Thailand don’t kiss they sniff. Do you know any more traditions or rituals that are different from your own?
Yes, I do.
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When moving something heavy across the room, do you enlist someone to help you lift it or do you use the "slide it back and forth until it's where I want it" method?
I use a forklift.
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What's better than sliced bread?
A forklift.
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What do u like better mainstream and commercialized rap or that real underground hip hop thats all about lyrics?
It all sucks the about the same.
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Can anyone recomend a family trip in the nyc area that will be entertaining for a 22, 18, 16, 11, and7 year old?
Yes. Rdtrainer and Peyton can.
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Im a pregnant 17 single 17 year old
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Al Sharpton - is he really the best spokesman for African-Americans? Has he advanced or retarded the cause? What percentage fo African-Americans really support him? This is a serious question by a White Immigrant, thank you.
Actually, that's three questions.
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Would you have boob implants?
No, I would not.
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What animal are you on the Chinese zodiac?
I am not any animal on the Chinese zodiac.
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What are Al Gore’s five tips to go green and help the earth?
Do as I say, not as I do.
Never mind about my mansions that each use as much energy in a month as most people use in a year.
Buy my “carbon credits”. I need the money to pay for all the energy I'm wasting.
Buy my books and movies. I need the money to pay for all the energy I'm wasting.
Don't try to think or...
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The Bible starts "In the beginning..". Can you imaginatively write the first line of what the Buddhist perspective on Creation is?
No, I cannot.
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Do you think people who do not spell properly, or at least type in text-talk, should be banned from AB? If not, what would you do about them?
People who insist on behaving in a willfully foolish or stupid manner should be treated with scorn, mockery and ridicule. This includes people who post content in “text-talk” or otherwise are obvious about not making even a small effort to try to spell words correctly. If they choose to act stupid, then that's how they should be treated.
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Have you ever been in love with a married man/woman? What initially sparked this?
Yes, I definitely have. I am very much in love with my wife, and she is a married woman.
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Who would win in war the U.S. or the U.K?
The U.S. and the UK have been at war with each other twice. Both times, the UK got its ass kicked, hard. If we ever went to war against each other again, I see no reason to suppose that the outcome would ever be different.
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Is there a way to make money and not work? (Come on you've all thought this. There must be a legitimate way.)
In order to earn money legitimately, you need to be able to do something for someone else that is valuable enough that that someone else is willing to pay you to do it.
For the vast majority of us, this simply means working.
If you are wealthy enough, then you can own assets which other people will pay you to let them use. The simplest and most obvious form of...
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What would be the one question that you would like Hillary Clinton to answer truthfully?
No point in wishing for her to tell the truth on any subject. It has never happened, and it's never going to happen.
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Recently my 13 year old step daughter asked me to take her to get on the pill. Her dad is against it but I am worried she is wanting to have sex. She likes a 16 year old. Help what do I say to my husband to make him wake up?
Your husband is right. A 13-year-old is much too young to be having sex; and you should not be encouraging or condoning it. The 16-year-old should be told, in no uncertain terms, that if necessary, you *WILL* see to it that he is prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for statutory rape.
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Use your imaginations: What is this ? --> |______________|*
It's two hyphens, a greater-than sign, a bar, a whole bunch of underscores, another bar, and an asterisk.
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What ia the name of dove's nest? Is it nest or something else?
For my dove, it's called a “bookshelf”.
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Do Aliens exist and do they come to earth?
How else would you explain Michael Jackson?
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What's ur dream guy/ girl like?
She's smart enough to spell a simple word like “your”.
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Well this me i had sex like last friday night how do know if im prentgnet or have something or tell my mom and dad that think that im so good of a gurl and dont do nothin bad?
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Can anyone tell me what kind of car this is? I know it's a chrysler/plymouth/dodge somewhere around 72/73 or so. Please see answer for a picture.
Yes. Allikatzpop14can tell you what kind of car it is.
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What would the world's dumbest merchant try to sell and where?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/179581
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Is Gorge W. Bush really a bad president, or is just having a difficult time against terrorists? What would you do in his position?
I think he was unlucky to be the one who became president at the time that he did. The 9/11 attacks were going to take place when they did, regardless of who was President at that time. Regardless of what actions we, as a country took or did not take after that point, whoever was President at the time was going to be very widely hated by certain groups. Either he could...
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What is your pet telling you?
Felix is telling me “Meow”.
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Can you use 2 Toshiba Satellite 4600 Pro 256 Ram chips on a HP Compaq nx9010?
No, I cannot. I do not have an HP Compaq nx9010, nor do I have any Toshiba Satellite 4600 Pro 256 Ram chips; so regardless of whether or not these items are compatible with one another, I cannot use them together because I do not have them.
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What "floats your boat"?
The fact that the boat displaces less than its volume in water.
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Im 17 and my boyfriend is 22 i jus found out im pregant with his baby......but im scared to tell my grandma because me and him are 5 yrs apart....do u think he will go to jail if she found out hes 5 yrs older
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A lot of people on the internet say they don't like Hillary and yet she is first in the national polls. I like her. What is it you don't like about her?
Hillary is someone who has clearly proven herself to be one who will put her own greedy and selfish interests ahead of those she purports to serve. She made this very clear during the time that her husband was President.
She also demonstrated views so extremely to the left that even her fellow Democrats couldn't stomach them. Most prominently among these, of...
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My pastor told us at church last sunday that suicide is an unforgivable sin. Do you agree?
Yes, I agree that your pastor told you that.
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Whats one thing u cant stand about someone ?? me : i hate STUCK UP PEOPLE
I hate it when people are too stupid to spell a simple word like “you”.
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They say men have better "3D and spatial perception," while women are better at discerning emotions and multitasking. Is this true?
Yes, it is true. Some people really do say this.
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They say 2 wrogs can't make a right, but 3 rights make a ...?
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These sporadic raids seem to indicate that the enemy is waging a war of ________rather than attacking us directly.
A.
fragments
B.
attrition
C.
intensity
D.
barbarism
E.
words
Do your own homework.
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3. There are too many _____and not enough serious workers. A. sycophants B. kleptomaniacs C. tyros D. recreants E. dilettantes
G: People who are too damn lazy to do their own homework.
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Do you think it is stupid 2 hate yourself?
I think it's stupid not to spell out a word like “to”.
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I know the macbook G4 is a last generation mac laptop, but are they still quality computers? buddy of mine wants to sell me his for 450-500 dollars, and it's in good quality condition. is that a fair price? ( 15.2 inch monitor, 100 gig hard drive, wifi)
There's no such thing as a “MacBook G4”. The name “MacBook” has only ever applied to Intel-based units, not to PowerPC-based units.
Nobody can give you any kind of useful estimate of this machine's worth without an accurate description of the machine, and detailed specifications.
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In Robert Heinlein's "Incarnations of Immortality" series, normal people were put into jobs of various mythical personna, fate, death, and earth spirit to name a few. What Idea would you be best suited to act as, or worst suited for?
Wrong author.
It's Piers Anthony, not Robert Heinlein.
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I usually ejaculate by watching pics of women in lingerie and stocking ...is it right for my health?
It's very bad for you, mentally. It tends to destroy the language centers of the brain, causing one to post questions that make very, very little recognizable sense, if any at all.
For examples of this sort of damage, see…
• http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/406270
• http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/399683
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Do you think you are better than everyone else?
I *AM* better than everyone else.
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Bottled or tap water?
Water? You mean like in the toilet? Yuck! That's what Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator is for.
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Name all of the words and phrases you can say in Russian.
Here's an interesting word.
Старт
What makes it interesting is that this is the exact same word in Russian and in English. Of the Cyrillic characters, used in this word, only two are really different from the English characters that they resemble. If you were to replace those two letters with the corresponding English letters, then...
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If you could choose one plastic surgery that you wanted but ONLY ONE, what would you choose and why?
I wouldn't. I am not nearly vain enough about my appearance that I would ever consider enduring the cost, discomfort, inconvenience, or medical risks associated with surgery, just for any amount of perceived improvement in my appearance.
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Should you be asleep now? Do you have work tomorrow?
I work swing shift — 14:00 to 22:30. I just got home from work a couple hours ago. It won't be my bedtime for a few hours yet.
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Which is the best free compression tool for compressing files?((according to you of course))
I'm rather partial to the classic, command-line-based zip and unzip utilities from Info-Zip.
http://www.info-zip.org/
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What do you like about Windows Vista?
That I have not had the misfortune of having to use it.
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What's the best means of transportation? (car, bike, bus, etc)
A forklift.
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If it was the law that you had to wear a hat to work, which type would you choose?
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Can you tell me about your worst birthday ever?
Yes, I can.
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Do you drive better when you are HIGH?
No. When I'm driving my forklift in the A section of the warehouse, the QIA area, and the battery room — which are about ten or twenty feet higher than the rest of the warehouse — I don't seem to drive it any better or worse than in the lower areas of the warehouse. Elevation doesn't seem to have any effect at all on my driving.
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Is there really an inverse correlation between the size of a womans breasts and the size of her intellect? Think of school, college...did you ever see a top female academic achiever with big breasts?
In high school, I knew a pair of identical twin girls; whose most noticeable feature by far was that they both had exceptionally large breasts. They both were also very intelligent and got very good grades.
So yes, I did know “a top female academic achiever with big breasts” in fact, I knew two of them.
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I saw this weird creature at a gas station in Penrose, Colorado (south eastern) it moved like a spider and I wondered if any of you know what it is. The picture is posted in my first answer.
That's a “Solpugida”, commonly known as a “sun spider”, “camel spider” or “wind scorpion”.
See:
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/151665
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1389249
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I heard about Camel Spiders in Fear Factor:PSYCHO and I want more info...
Creatures of the order Solifugae, under the Arachnid class. Known as “camel spiders”, “sun spiders” or “wind scorpions”.
They are not actually spiders nor scorpions; and they have, in recent years, been the subject of some greatly exaggerated rumors regarding their speed, fierceness, and capability to inflict injury.
I had one...
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Iam 23 and have very small boobs, i will shame in front of my friends and they make fun of me......kindly give me an home remedy to increase the size of my boobs.
The “friends” who shame you because of the size of your breasts; encourage them to eat lots of high-calorie food, and discourage them from exercising. As these “friends” get fatter, you will have bigger boobs.
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What health conditions or diseases do you know alot about from personal experience? Would you like to educate myself and others on your knowledge? thanks.
I know quite a bit about diabetes, especially type 2 diabetes which is quiet pervasive in my family.
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What is the best pick-up line when you first approach a female?
The Ford F– series Super Duty line.
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I HAVE A 96 FORD TAURUS AND THE EMERGECY BRAKE LIGHT IN THE DASH BOARD WILL FLASH ON AND OFF WHENEVER YOU GO OVER A BUMP, BUT NOW IT JUST STAYS ON , IS THERE A SHORT IN THE WIRE OR DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH A FUSE?
Have you checked the brake fluid level lately? I know that when the fluid level gets a bit low in my 1996 Mercury Mystique, the brake light tends to come on erratically, or to stay on; very much as you describe.
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I here a lot of pro-Iraq War people justify their position by saying that if we left Iraq, thousands would be slaughtered by a tyranical gov't. If they are so strong in those convictions, why do they not speak out against Dafur?
Iraq was stable under Saddam Hussein, but Hussein's government was a threat to the safety, security, and other vital interests of the U.S., so we had to take him down.
Having done that, however, has rendered Iraq considerably less stable. Having caused this destabilization, we clearly have a responsibility to make some reasonable effort to help the Iraqis achieve a...
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How much for 1943 penny?
One cent.
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How do you pronounce "Vous m'adorez ne dites pas le contraire"?
I don't pronounce that.
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When will we run out of unique and meaningful questions to ask?
About a year or two ago.
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How do you make India Ink (aka: Indian ink, chineese ink)? I cannot seem to find a recipe online. Please help me!
I don't make India ink.
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Could you describe your neighbourhood in just three words?
No, I cannot.
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What is the coolest thing your dad ever did for you?
That would have to be some experiments we did together during my childhood with dry ice.
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Can you survive a cemi trailer running over your car?
I suppose that would depend a great deal on whether or not I was in my car when it happened.
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I heard someone on answerbag mention that some people smoke spearmint. Is that true?
I think this very unlikely to be true. Unless you use some program to cause text to be read aloud that appears on your screen, it is unlikely that you •heard• anything mentioned on Answerbag.
On the other hand, I do see the claim made in the answer at http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/807875 that some people smoke spearmint, so it may, in fact, be true that...
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What is the most prevalent GreenHouse gas?
By far the most prevalent greenhouse gas is a nasty substance called dihydrogen monoxide, or DHMO. This makes up more than 1% of our atmosphere, compared to 0.038 of a percent for carbon dioxide. For all the attention being given at this time to carbon dioxide as a greenhouse gas, it is actually very insignificant in that role compared to DHMO.
You can read...
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Why is it socially acceptable in Hollywood to dis Christianity, but no one else's religion?
It seems to me that very much of the entertainment industry is caught up in a culture that is rather far removed from that of mainstream America; this culture being distinguished by extreme leftist political views; and rejection of — and even contempt for — moral, ethical and social values that are widely held outside of that culture. As Christianity is widely seen as...
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A friend that lives 8 hrs away, calls u-says he's coming 2 ur town(with his friends)cause he wants 2 see u, he gets here on thurs.-calls u at 2am.(doesnt know where he is),fri 2am. gives you a road name u cant find. so he leaves-u dont see him, r u mad?
Based on how you've written this question, I'd have to say that you obviously are not nearly intelligent enough to have been able to give him usable directions. He probably made some attempt to find you, but your directions were probably as badly-communicated as this question, so he wasn't able to make sense of them, and soon gave up.
He surely realized, by...
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Ladies do you own that little black number?
I'm not female, but I have quite a few ittle black numbers. See below:
3 7 5 19 37 61
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"God is not the author of confusion, 1 Cor. 14:33" so why many christians are confused by the doctrine of trinity?
God is not the author of confusion, but Mankind is. The so-called “Trinity” doctrine — as accepted by most Christians — is not a product of God, but of Mankind's confusion.
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Christians: In some cultures, the thought of naming your child after the Son of God (Jesus)would be considered Sacrilegious? Then why do some cultures do it? Please educate me, if I am wrong.
Perhaps because “In some cultures…” does not mean the same thing as “In all cultures…”.
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What is the biggest secret you have about another person? One that you KNOW you will never tell anyone who knows them..
If I had any such secrets, and I intended to keep them, then I certainly would not discuss them in a public forum such as this.
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I found an oval white tablet, M is imprinted on one side, 4 on the other side. what is it?
It's an oval tablet with “M” printed on one side, and “4” on the other side.
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What's up?
It's a direction; usually defined as the direction away from the center of mass of whatever planet you happen to be on or nearest.
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Are u for or against hunting?
I'm for hunting, so long as it is done responsibly and for purposes either of obtaining food, or controlling excess animal populations.
I am very solidly opposed to people being too stupid to spell a simple word like “you”.
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Can you say "no" to pan-handlers?
Since moving to Sacramento, I've become very hardened and cynical toward panhandlers. It seems that we have a much lower class of panhandlers here than back in the Santa Barbara area where I grew up.
In the Santa Barbara area, it seems that many panhandlers really were honestly down on their luck, and deserving of a bit of help here and there.
Here in...
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At 42 years old I have never tried or had any desire for marijuana. Are you older than me and feel the same way?
As of today, I am exactly two months short of 45, and I have never tried — nor had any desire to try — marijuana or any other illicit drug.
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Why did your parents get divorced?
They didn't. Yesterday was their 51st wedding anniversary.
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What is meant by troll (on the internet)? I looked it up on Wikipedia and it said that's it is someone who tries to be inflammatory. But on AB, people are using it differently.
Here, on Answerbag, the term “troll” has come to be used in a way that has very little to do with what it means elsewhere on the Internet.
Elsewhere, the term refers to someone who posts content that is intended to be inflammatory. For example, going into a forum for discussing Judaism, and posting anti-Semetic material.
Here on Answerbag, the term...
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Okay, so my radio station said "If Lindsey Lohan lived in Wisconsin she'd be snorting cocaine off of bratwurst" do you find this funny, cruel, offensive, some combination of the above, or something completely different (please specify)?
When someone openly behaves in a willfully stupid, foolish, or irresponsible manner, it is my opinion that the rest of society has a duty to treat that person with mockery and ridicule.
I have to admit that in this case, I don't quite get the joke, but I applaud the person at the radio station who is at least making a good-faith effort to uphold this duty.
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My guy friend who i met for 4months said he likes this girl.. (the way he describes it sounds like me.. he msn, sms and phones me all the time) today i heard my frd talking about how he is nice to all girls.. does he likes me or im just too sensitive?
Rather than posting the same illiterate, unreadable mess twice (http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/400454) perhaps you should spend a bit of time trying to figure out how to write one question that makes enough sense that we can figure out what you're asking, and give you an answer.
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My guy friend who i met for 4months said she likes this girl.. (the way he describes it sounds like me.. he msn, sms and phones me all the time) today i heard my frd talking about how he is nice to all girls.. does he likes me or im just too sensitive?
Rather than posting the same illiterate, unreadable mess twice (http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/400457) perhaps you should spend a bit of time trying to figure out how to write one question that makes enough sense that we can figure out what you're asking, and give you an answer.
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Ways to remove Jinns from children at age 2?
There's no such thing. Jinni are fictional creatures, like fairies and elves and leprechauns and such.
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Guys - Do you think it "skanky" if a girl doesnt wear matching underwear?
Not at all. How anyone chooses to mix or match their underwear is their own business, and possibly that of their spouses.
What would be “skanky” would be someone who allows it to be apparent to others what color underwear they are wearing or how it is matched or mismatched.
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Im planning on spending the evening drunk, butt naked, and playing obnoxious punk songs at FULL volume. What would be your immediate reaction to this, if you were one of my neighbours coming over to complain?
I'd just let the police deal with it.
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What is wrong with these females who destroy their natural beauty with tattoos all over their body? It is so hideous and ugly
Some people are just dumb.
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Me and myBF went over his cuz house we got drunk.We had sex he left to go pee. His cuz came in. He start kissing me he asked me did i want him to stop i said no, but i was tryin to push him off.MyBF came in didn't stop him.Should i keep seeing him or not?
Based on how this question is written, it appears that you were still very drunk when you posted it. If there is something about which you wish to ask a question and receive useful answers, I would suggest that you wait until you are sober enough to write something that makes sense.
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Me and my bf have been having unprotected sex and he goes inside of me. My period hasn't started yet and it's due to start at the beginning of October. But my boobs are a little sore and i'm really moody and lately i've been freakishly hungry.
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Have you ever took acid,if so what kind?
I routinely take quite a bit of acetylsalicylic acid. I also take ascorbic acid on occasion.
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Im 17, my gf brke up w/ me 3days ago said she needs time 2 learn 2 trust me again because i cheated on her then she took me back,now she decided 2breakup quick, she still says she loves me. How do i get her back asap? what do i say 2get her trust me again
You'd have an easier time getting useful answers if you'd write a question that makes at least some recognizable vestige of sense. Posting unreadable, illiterate crap such as this only pollutes the site and wastes people's time.
Whatever the situation is you are trying to ask about, perhaps you should forget about it for now, and spend some time paying...
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Does anyone know the average, high placing times for the 400m dash in highschool track and field?
It appears that “Slam” knows, or at least thinks that he does. I'm sure there are many others who know.
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Do you think that the photos from space of the blue planet Earth are powerful enough images to help SAVE OUR PLANET if millions of people wear it as a button or a lapel pin? Can you make some and pass them out? How can you help this grassroots project?
Just another form of “slacktivism” — a worthless “feel good” action for someone who is too lazy or apathetic to actually do anything meaningful about a cause that one claims to support.
See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slacktivism
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How do i teach my cat not to get on any of our furniture?
To start out with, you need to establish firmly who is in charge. Once you have accepted the unalterable fact that it is the cat who is in charge, then you will come to understand that the cat has every right to be on the furniture if he so chooses.
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My son bought himself a $600 ps3 this year, he paid cash, it broke and he can't find his receipt. Best Buy can't find any record of it and Sony to fix it free under warranty wants the serial # and a copy of the purchase before fixing, Any suggestions?
Yes. Next time you buy something that expensive, save the receipt.
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18 points until level 6 can you help me out?
Yes, I can help you out. See that door over there? Out is the other side of that door. If you want out, just open that door and walk through it.
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Which do you prefer: plane, car, train or bus?
I prefer a forklift.
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Why do my tv refuse to power up?
Because it's broken.
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Will you tell me a happy story about you?
No, I will not.
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Do you think buying a star & naming it is a rip off?
It's a scam, in the same league as those organizations that purport to sell land on the Moon, or on Mars, or in other extraterrestrial locations. Nothing more than an instance of an organization purporting to sell that which is not its to sell.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Star_Registry
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How do you feel about fashion models having their teeth removed to hollow their cheeks or their bottom ribs removed to give them a smaller waist? Has fashion really overstepped it's bounds here?
From http://www.snopes.com/horrors/vanities/ribs.asp
» Yet however the story began, it is
» and always has been a false one.
» While vanity has at times driven
» both sexes to commit horrendous
» excesses, having a few ribs taken
» out wasn't any of them....
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How can I figure out if he thinks I'm The One?
I suppose it depends on who “he” is. If he's Morpheus, and he goes to a great deal of effort to train you and prepare you for the important role that he thinks you are to play, and if he ultimately is willing to sacrifice his life for you, then he must think you're The One. If he's Agent Smith, and he calls you “Mr. Anderson” and is...
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If you were a "ghost in the machine" what machine would you possess?
A forklift.
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Greetings. I'm not a Myspace user, nor do I wish to become one. I have blocked Myspace invites. My question is: after blocking invites, do Myspace users that attempt to send me invites receive a return message that states invites have been blocked? Thanks
Based on what little I've had the misfortune of seeing of MySpace, I'd have to say that even if such a message is sent, the average MySpace member would almost certainly be too illiterate, or otherwise too stupid to be able to understand it.
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Will you go here and vote for Gavin please? Or any of the babies that has the prettiest eyes!http://www.topbabyphotos.com/CONTESTS/TopEyes.htm
Thanks a million!!!!!
No, I will not.
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How many times a week do you have sex? Honestly how many? Are you one of the statitics?
It's not any of your business. That's between my wife and me, and nobody else.
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What percentage of people who work in the City have some sort of breakdown, go bankrupt and/or commit suicide at some point?
I suppose that depends on which city it is that you're referring to. As written, this question doesn't appear to have nearly enough context to make it at all meaningful.
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I found a pill that is white oblong unscored and has 93 on one side and 15 on the other anyone know what it is?
Yes. Canadianhelper knows what it is.
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I met my partner online i was in fl he was in cali unsure of the rela i had a 1 nite stand i was honest about after i came well one year and a baby boy later i caught him online with several adult profiles *lookin* he says its not real so what? thoughts?
If you want anyone to give you useful answers, then you need to write a question that makes sense. Posting unreadable, illiterate crap such as this only pollutes the site and wastes people's time.
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I have been with my Fiance for almost 6 yrs. A few nights ago I got drunk, a friend dropped me off at home. Before I knew I was locked into a 20 scd kiss. I dont remember all this, he was sober. All I know is i freaked and became aware and pushed him awa
It appears that you were drunk when you tried to post this question. Perhaps you should try posting it again when you are sober enough to write something that makes at least some vestige of sense.
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Do you have a personal picture you would like to share of the World Trade Center buildings/site either before or after 9/11? Would you comment about the photo?
No, I do not. And no, I wouldn't comment on it, since I don't have any such picture on which to comment.
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What kind of animal are you? http://www.quizilla.com/users/Shattered-Memories/quizzes/What%20kind%20of%20animal%20are%20you? I'm a wolf :3
Human
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A Jewish American family in town just moved to Germany, because they say Bush's war in Iraq resembles the holocaust. How can they be so foolish & way out of line to compare the two?
Some people are just stupid.
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What is your car brand?
Hyster
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Do you think that a religious leader who refers to homosexuality as a "growing epidemic" in his sermons should be reprimanded or stood down? Why/why not?
Absolutely not. Why should anyone be punished for speaking a plain and important truth?
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Do you hate it when people answer your question just to say "i dont know".
I don't know.
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Women: do u prefer a man with big arms, chest, or six pack? (thinking about restructuring my workout plan)
Any woman who is worth pursuing prefers men who are smart enough to spell words like “you”.
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I want to make a survey:Are you live in north hemisphere or south hemisphere?What is the rotational direction of the vortex created by water going down a drain?I know it has nothing to do with the hemisphere from the book,but I want to confirm it.Thanks!
The Coriolis effect does not affect water going down a drain. See http://www.snopes.com/science/coriolis.asp
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Do you have any experiences with celebrities?
Some years ago, my wife and I were wandering in an antique store in Goleta, when my wife struck up a conversation with another woman that was also browsing in the store. As the two of them were talking, I noticed that this other woman bore a noticeable resemblance to a particular celebrity, and as I started to comment on it, I noticed that she was wearing a name tag pertaining to...
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Curiousity made me do it. I never had the notion 2 read my livin bf's txt msgs b4. 1st it was the inbox & then outmsgs. I was speechless when I saw my bf's msg 2 a woman saying, "I cant help myself I want to make love to you."
Help, donno where 2 begin
Best place to begin is by taking an intensive remedial English class, so that you can learn enough basic literacy skills to write something that other people can actually read and understand.
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Has anyone had any experience with "Indigo Children" - spiritually sensitive kids (and some adults) who are very in tune with their surroundings?
There's a sucker born every minute.
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What does Cuáantos años tiene mean in english
It doesn't mean anything in English. It appears to mean something in Spanish or some similar language, but not in English.
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Does anyone know the name of the African people who always wear red?..they are often depicted as farmers or holding a large stick and have 'huts' with pointed roofs..that look thatched.
Yes. Abrarose of OZ knows.
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Can you give me the history of Mormans on Beaver Island, MI?
No, I cannot. My brother can, though.
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What is the fuse for the fog lights on a 2000 ford mustang gt?
It's a small device, that is designed to burn out if too much electrical current passes through it. It's purpose is to be the “weak link” in an electrical circuit — to fail in the event of a short circuit or overload condition in place of some other component that is more difficult ot expensive to repair.
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Mormons-one of you just said this to explain why some people have different colour skin-"God had a very good reason for marking a certain group of people in order to allow another group of people to avoid them." Do you agree?
This question is based on an instance in a discussion thread under an answer to a now-rejected question in which Emmaengine deliberately took a quote from the Book of Mormon out of context in order to try to “prove” that Mormons are racist.
The quote can be found in context in the Fifth chapter of Second Nephi http://scriptures.lds.org/2_ne/5/21 wherein the Lehites...
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What's the secret to awesome, delicious Spaghetti Sauce? If you don't want to spill your secret, what are some things that really makes the sauce great?
Prego®
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Why is it that a lot of rappers have to steal other people's music? Do they really have such a lack of talent that they can't even come up with anything original?
Of course rappers lack talent. If they had any talent, they'd produce real music.
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What do you reckon George W. Bush's sexual fetish is?
That would be between him and his wife; and nobody else's business.
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If Joseph Smith was a racist and a paedophile, why do Mormons rever him?
If pigs have wings, then why can't they fly?
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What is a homeopath?
A fraudulent con-artist.
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ARE THERE ANY HOMEOPATHIC TREATMENTS FOR MS?
There's no such thing as an effective homeopathic treatment for any condition. Homeopathy is a worthless scam; nothing more.
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Why do guys pierce their nipples?
Some people are just dumb.
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How do i get pot out of my system so i can pass a drug test. i need to know the fastest way
Your prospective employer, and your prospective coworkers, deserve someone who isn't going to compromise the safety of the workplace, and the quality of the work being done, by using drugs. I have to agree completely with Phillip's answer.
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From the fathers out there- would u ever say u dont care about ur son, or dont want to be in his life or ever see him? Or ur daughter... if so, what would be the reason?
No, I would never say such a thing. If I were to say anything like that, what I would say would be “You don't care about your son, or don't want to be in his life or ever see him. Or your daughter.” The reason is that unlike you, I am intelligent enough to properly spell and use words like “you” and “your”, to properly use an apostrophe...
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'77 chevy 350- tail lights & signals not working(bulbs fine), won't hold charge. fuses seem to be fine. what could this be?
Well, it could be a van, or a pickup truck, or a sedan or a station wagon, or any type of vehicle that Chevrolet made in 1977 that used the 350 engine.
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Forget what you think of her personality or demeanor, do you think Rosie O'Donnell is an attractive woman?
If she lost something like two or three thousand pounds, then she might be attractive.
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I have to ask a serious questionTHIS IS FOR LADIES SUCH AS MYSELF BUT MEN CAN ASWER TOO.Ok if you were told by everyone your ex hates you but you BEST friend tells you he still likes you Who would you believe?
I wouldn't believe any of them. I don't have an “ex” so anyone making any statement about my ex is obviously speaking a falsehood.
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Why do birds suddenly appear, every time I appear?
Vultures.
They're hoping you'll drop dead so that they can have a good meal.
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Who's the boss at your house?
Felix.
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What do you look like?
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I had replaced a timing belt in a 98 stratus and water pump 1/3 of the original belt was missing teeth when I put it back together the timing was noticeably off.
This doesn't appear to be a question.
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Whats with that group of ppl in america that think god hates gay people?
There's no such word as “ppl”.
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Why are u bitches so racist here?
We're not racist.
Nobody here hates you because of your race. The only reason for anyone to hate you here is that you write like an illiterate retard who isn't even smart enough to spell a simple word like “you”.
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Can you take your nintendo ds (lite aswell as the normal one) to spain and charge it there?
I wanted to flag this question as a duplicate of http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/372606 but for some reason, I can't; so I'm flagging it as nonsense.
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I got me tounge pierst bout 4 wks ago n it was grand n den bout 3 days ago it started gettin reali sore n its all swollen n cant eat its lik wen i got it done 4 wks ago... if any1 nows y tell me and if ders anythin wrong..????xxx
It's hard to think of anything dumber than someone who is already unable to communicate in any useful way by writing to get his/her tongue pierced so that he/she cannot communicate by speaking either.
I suppose it's a good thing that someone this dumb almost certainly hasn't any thoughts worth communicating anyway.
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When you go to subway, what do you usually order?
A sandwich.
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What is your favorite soup to eat on a cold winter day?
Campbell's® Vegetable Beef soup. You're supposed to mix it 1:1 with water, but I prefer it straight.
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What is the strangest thing in your bedroom closet?
A crossbow and a flail/morning star.
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Would you rather have an original 1953 Corvette or a 2008 Z06 Corvette? (The $ value is approximately the same)
I suppose it would depend on whether I was buying it as an investment or collector's item; or whether I was buying it for the enjoyment of driving it.
I have to think that the 2008, being much more modern and much more technologically advanced is going to perform better, handle better, and be more fun to drive.
On the other hand, assuming that they are...
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How do u hack into som1s myspace?
Assuming it's possible, it would require someone a lot smarter than you to do it. You're not even smart enough to spell simple words like “you” and “someone”, so there's no way you're anywhere close to smart enough to hack into a web site.
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What is your favourite microwave meal?
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Is there a right or a wrong religeon?
[Answer posted to wrong question. Please flag and remove.]
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Can you describe bacon in one word?
No.
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In your opinion, is Arnold Swartzenegger a better actor or politician?
I'm a lot more impressed with him as a politician than I ever was with him as an actor.
As an actor, I thought he was horrendously overrated. He just doesn't have nearly the talent to justify the fame and success that he's achieved as an actor.
As a politician, he comes across as intelligent and confident, and as someone who knows what he is...
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Where is your mother?
About 300 miles to the south of me.
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I like a tomboy but how do i get her to like me??
wat do tomboys look for in guys?
They like guys who are smart enough to spell simple words like “what”.
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Can I use a self cleaning litter box while being pregnant?
Perhaps you should just use a toilet like most people.
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Would you rather ride horses or harleys? Why?
I'd rather ride a forklift.
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Can you explain people living in Miami in ten words?
No, I can not. I have never lived in Miami.
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Are you Married, single, taken, engaged or I dont know.
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If the 2008 US Presidential election was between Hillary Clinton & Rudy Giuliani, who would you vote for & why?
It wouldn't be Hillary, regardless of who or what she might be running against.
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On the pill my breast are sore ,ben really emotional then i had my cycle after haveing my cycle i started haveing more discharge and had the same sore breast and was emotional still i also have ben going to the restroom more took a test negitve wht is up
Up is a direction, usually defined as being away from the center of mass of whatever planet you are on.
What the rest of the stuff in your question has to do with this is difficult to discern, as it is so badly-written that I can understand very little of it. Perhaps you should seriously consider taking some intensive Remedial English classes so that you can learn to...
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Have you ever met an albino?
I had a very good friend who is an albino. It's been a long time since I heard anything from or about him.
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What changes would YOU like to make to the US Constitution?
No changes to the Constitution itself. What is needed is for all levels of our government to obey it as it now stands.
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Where can I find a good picture of Gerard Way with his hand down his pants at Projekt Revolution September 1 07 in Chicago?
Go to http://maps.google.com/ and enter these coordinates: 38 40 8 N 121 17 42.5 W
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How do you feel about the proposed ban in Atlanta of exposed undergarments in public?
It seems unnecessary. People who show their underwear in public ought to be scorned, ridiculed, made fun of, and treated like the idiots that they are; but I don't think they necessarily should be subject to arrest and legal prosecution for that.
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Problem is this vibration,told by mechanic it prob a buckled alloy as this was what it feels like but since have got new alloys and its still there, on a recent service still can't find the prob n they suggest new drive shaft at cost for parts £280
This question doesn't appear to have enough context to give it meaning.
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It has been suggested that it could be the drive shaft how likely is this
Without context, this question is meaningless.
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Non-Americans: How would you describe the typical American? Americans: How would you describe yourselfs?
Bipedal, usually about five to six feet tall when fully grown.
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What is the most disgusting display of racism you have ever witnessed?
“Affirmative action”
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Do you shorten words a lot? like putting "u" instead of "you"?
No. Only illiterate retards do that. Or people who don't care if others think them to be illiterate retards.
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What is the most romantic movie of all time?
The Lake House
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410297/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lake_House_%28film%29
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Is gerard way bisexual?
Of course not. It's just a street in a residential neighborhood in Citrus Heights. Streets don't have sexual preferences.
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Do u hate it when people wear socks and sandals?
I hate it when people are too dumb to spell simple words like “you”.
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Can you freeze pineapples?
Yes, I can.
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Been in touch with lad for a yr, told me he loved me and wanted us to give it a go when found out going on d8 with some1 else. Now he's going away with m8s and wants to be single but mite want a relationship afta xmas. Is he using me?
If you want a useful answer, then you need to write a question that actually means something. Posting unreadable, illiterate crap such as this question only pollutes the site and wastes people's time.
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Billy Bob Thornton , which movie or show do you like him in the best?
The Astronaut Farmer
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My scooters wheels have jammed can you give me any help to fix it. I have a 'Nebulus gamma' please can you help me asap.
Yes, I can help.
First, you need an apostrophe in “scooter's”. You're referring to the wheels as possessions of a single scooter, not to a plurality of scooters.
“scooter's” = possessive reference to a single scooter.
“scooters” = plural reference to more than one scooter.
See the...
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Have you ever dating outside your race? What race was you and the partner?
No. I'm human, and I have only ever dated other humans.
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Does anyone on here have a really good resepe for potato salad? i want something special
Yes. Blue Stars Forever 22 has one.
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Guys, what kind of women do you prepher? (Physically)
I prefer women who are smart enough to correctly spell words like “prefer”.
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What color is your vehicle and do you like it?
My forklift is yellow.
The car that gets me between home and my job where I get to drive the forklift is a light metallic blue, which Ford calls “Moonlight Blue”.
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I made it to the bathroom without the spider getting me. Do I get congrats for this?
The spider is going to get you sooner or later. You can't hide in the bathroom forever.
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I need help to complete a precalculus summer assignment which needs to be handed in, i cant solve a couple problems tho. plz help!! If the slope of a line is -2 write the equation of a line passing through the point (3,1),and other problem: factor z^3+125
What sort of school tries to teach advanced math such as calculus to students who haven't even mastered basic literacy yet? Your school should be trying to teach you to spell simple, common words like “though” and “please” along with proper use of apostrophes and punctuation, and capitalization — stuff you're actually going to need to know in...
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Guess what all ABers Dr.Laura didn't make the top 100 best women in the world list. Isn't that Wonderful?
So, where are you on that list, Flatulous? I bet that if the list were extended far enough, we'd find Dr. Laura somewhere between 100 and 200, and you somewhere around 2,000,000,000 to 3,000,000,000.
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Is anyone here a band geek? cuz i know i am, i want to know more ppl who are!
There's no such word as “ppl” or “cuz”.
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Is there such a thing as a cell phone blocker..That will block anyone's cell within x number of feet of you? I have heard that they are available in Japan..but illegal here. Is this true? I want one.
In the United States (and I assume in most of the civilized world) it is very much illegal to operate a transmitter for the purpose of interfering with other people's legal transmission and reception of radio signals.
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Who made you king/queen of the world!?
Nobody made me King. The title is hereditary. My father is currently the King of the world, and when he passes away, the title will pass to me, since I am his oldest son.
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Is their anyone here thats a member in Demoniod.com? if u are, i would like to join. please send me a email with the invatation code to devil_wrath@hotmail.com
If I had an invitation code, I would only send it to someone who was smart enough to spell the word “you”.
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Why do some people giggle a lot like teenagers? It is stupid and annoying why do they gather in groups and giggle it is annoying like a babys cry.
They do it to annoy you.
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What is the first word that comes to your mind using the first letter "F"?
Forklift.
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Do you think Lolita the killer whale at Miami Seaaquarium should be released back into the wild?
Whatever one might think of the idea of keeping animals in captivity, one thing that needs to be considered is that an animal that has been kept in captivity, and cared for by humans, might not know how to survive in the wild. You can argue that certain animals should never have been kept captive in the first place, but once an animal has become dependent on humans to care for it;...
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Does the bible see women as lesser beings?
No.
The Bible is an inanimate object, having no measure of perception or cognizance. It doesn't “see” anything as anything.
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What's your favorite scent of incense?
No. Even pleasantly-scented smoke makes the air feel dirty when I breath it. Yuck! I cannot imagine why anyone would ever voluntarily choose to breath dirty smoke. And on top of that, it gums up my sinuses, my lungs, and my entire respiratory system.
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Does anyone know what Craig Kilborn is doing these days?
I would presume that Craig Kilborn knows what he is doing these days.
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Alright so i'm going over 2 the house of that guy i keep mentioning whom i'm interested in getting 2 know better..& if hes not there i'm thinking of leaving a note(under the door)(cuz i never kno when he'll b home). Think thats a good idea?
In order to write a note, you'd have to be literate. If all you write is the same sort of illiterate, unreadable crap that you've been posting on Answerbag, then he won't understand it, and you'll just show him how dumb and illiterate you are.
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Do you believe the penal system's primary function is to rehabilitate rather than punish?
No, I do not. I believe the penal system's primary function is to prevent crime. Rehabilitation and punishment are nothing more than methods used in the attempt to prevent crime.
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I was with my colleagues ....n i just farted..should i be embarrassed?
You should be embarrassed that you're too dumb to spell the word “and”.
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If you were a cyborg, what would your name (or screen name) stand for? (Check out http://cyborg.namedecoder.com/)
If I were a cyborg, my name would be Bob Blaylock. I wouldn't change my name just because I had some artificial enhancements.
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Do you think OJ Simpson got away with murder?
I am quite certain that he did not kill his wife. He might have killed his ex-wife, though. At this point, only he knows for sure.
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How can I tell my boyfriend Im ready to have sex with him?
Answer “yes” when he asks you to marry him. And then say “I do.” at the appropriate point in the ceremony.
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Can ppl who cheat repeatedly get through it if the person begins to change and the other person is willing to take them back?Is it worth the trust-issues to go through to have someone take you back?What if other ppl begin to tell the other person lies?
There's no such word as “ppl”.
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Intel Celeron or AMD Turion?
PowerPC G4.
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Are you missing any fingers or toes? If so, how did you lose them?
I'm missing just a little bit off the tip of my left ring finger. Work-related injury from a couple of years ago. I was working at a thrift store, at the time, and as I was helping to load a piece of furniture into a customer's car, the furniture moved in an unexpected way, and my finger was caught between it at the inside of the car.
As a result of this...
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My doctor told me i have mucus threads what is this?
It's a person who has achieved a sufficient level of education to earn a doctorate degree. In the specific context of your question, I would assume that the person in question holds a Medical Doctor (M.D.) degree, and is licensed to practice medicine.
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Do you believe GWB when he says "Unlike in Vietnam, if we withdraw before the job is done, this enemy will follow us home. And that is why, for the security of the United States of America, we must defeat them overseas so we do not face them in the US."?
Sounds like a very obvious truth to me. This enemy has attacked us, on our own soil, killing thousands of innocent people in the course of an hour or two.
I see no reason to suppose that a failure to exterminate; or at least to severely cripple this enemy, will not result in more attacks on the scale for 9/11 or worse.
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Would you be able to be a vegan?
Not easily.
I now work in a profession that involves a considerable amount of physical work. In order to be strong and healthy enough to do this work, I need protein and nutrients that cannot easily be obtained from plant-based sources.
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If you had to hide something the size of a marble inside your home, where would you hide it?
There would be no point in hiding something, if I told you where I was going to hide it.
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According to the New American Bible, it isn't birds with four legs, it is insects with four legs (Leviticus 11:20-21). So, what happened to the four-legged insects? Do we have any fossil evidence of four-legged insects?
It seems fairly clear to me that the expression “going upon all four” used here is idiomatic. It does not literally mean that the creature described has four legs; but rather refers to a manner of crawling on the ground.
By definition, insects have six legs. A creature with any number of legs other than six is not an insect.
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Once Saved always Saved? Do you believe this is true?
I believe that the entire concept that there is any point in one's mortal life where one can declare one's self “saved” is seriously in error. None of us are saved until that point in the hereafter, when we stand before Jesus and are judged. Until then, we have temptations to face, and we will ultimately be judged, and our final outcome determined,...
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What question/s should everybody ask their potential mates before having sex?
“Will you marry me?”
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Do Californians take Arnold Schwarzenegger seriously as their governor?
I was never very impressed with him as an actor, and I always thought that as such, he was horrendously overrated. It never seemed to me that he had nearly the talent as an actor to justify the reputation and career that he had in that field.
But so far, I am very favorably impressed with him as a politician. As Governor, he comes across as someone who is...
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How compatible are a Pisces male and a Taurus female?
It's impossible to say. You've not told us anything of any relevance at all about either party. You've told us nothing except to make a reference to a useless superstition that has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on any aspect of human personality or compatibility.
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As i am handicap person i am having one mobile ce0168 now is not working please replace one mobile i am very poor
This isn't a site for panhandling.
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A loanword is a word directly taken into one language from another with little or no translation, example the French word 'entrepreneur.' Do you know any others?
Yes, I do.
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Don't you think its pretty odd that different states have different rules and regulations? Shouldn't they be same across the country? (Bear in mind that I'm not from US so I may be misguided)
Not at all. As laid out in our Constitution, we were to have a very minimal federal government, with each of the individual states having a considerable amount of autonomy.
As it stands, we have allowed the federal government to run far out of control, and to gain far more power than it was ever intended to have.
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One material possession/object you can't live without?
Literacy. I can't even imagine what it would be like to be so dumb that I couldn't spell a simple word like “you”.
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Jodie44 is about to give birth to the National Enquirer's Bat Boy's baby girl! Who wants to congratulate her?
Does Bruce Wayne know about this?
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Do you know of anthing that works on under eye dark circle?
No, I do not.
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Autobot or decepticon and what kind of transformer would you be.
I would be one of those transformers on a utility pole that steps the high-voltage from the transmission lines down to the 240/120 volts to go into your home.
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Should the federal gasoline tax be raised in the US to repair the nation's bridges and infrastructure?
No. Not until we get a satisfactory accounting of where the money has gone that is already being collected in taxes for this very purpose, and which is apparently not being spent where it is supposed to be. And not until those who are responsible for the misuse of these funds are appropriately punished for their malfeasance.
Not one penny in new taxes into a system...
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What is the most random thing you can tell me right now?
hexdump /dev/random
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Im tall, strong, nice, im always trying 2 make people happy and if any 1 needs me i help them from backing my friends in a fight or helping them fix there problems and i still have trouble getting a girl is there something im not doing right? im lonely
Girls like intelligence. If you're so dumb that you can't even spell simple, common words like “to” or “anyone”, and you can't even master basic literacy skills such as punctuation and capitalization, then you can't expect to get very far.
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My sister told me I'm not supposed to drink beer until my tongue piercing is healed because it can cause a yeast infection in the mouth...I got it pierced 4 days ago and went out drinking two days after I got it pierced...is this true?
Why are you asking us? You would know if it's true that you got your tongue pierced four days ago and went out drinking two days later; and there's no reason to suppose that any of us would know whether it's true or not.
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I am 43 the man i am seeing is 33. We have been together for a year. He wants to live w/ me but not get married. Doesn't believe in it says its a business agreement & commitment is in the heart. How can I change his mind? I know he loves me.
“Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free?”
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Hypothetically speaking: give me at least 3 good reasons why the United States should not turn to communism as a form of government.
The United States was founded on principles which are diametrically opposed to those of Communism.
Everywhere that Communism has been tried, it has failed horribly, with tragic results.
Communism is based on some provably incorrect assumptions about human nature.
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Can you name all the stores that you can possibly think of that sells heels online. Besides: wetseal, forever21, charlotte russe, target, alloy, and delias. thanks!
No, I cannot.
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What do you do if your with a man your in love but find out a guy you have liked alot likes you back.
Learning the difference between “your” and “you're” would be a good start. Most people learn this before they get out of elementary school.
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What is the reason why LDS do not display a crucifix?
“But for us, the cross is the symbol of the dying Christ,
while our message is a declaration of the Living Christ.”
— Gordon B. Hinckley, http://www.lds.org/library/display/0,4945,2043-1-2986-1,00.html —
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Would you please post your best photo here? THANX
No, I would not.
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Which celeb do you think is the least intelligent? What do you base you opinion on?
I'd have to say that the Three Bimbos of the Apocalypse — Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsey Lohan — probably have less intelligence combined among the three of them, than just about any other individual celebrity.
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Would you please post a picture to rate here?
No, I would not.
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What about Leo Man and Sagittarius woman, we love each other so much but argue alot, he wants to be the boss and I won't be bossed around, anyway to solve this without breaking up?
As long as you look to worthless superstitions such as astrology for direction, you will never get any useful guidance.
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What does it mean when ur bf doesnt really want to give u orgasms anymore
He's probably losing interest in you. I know that if I had a girlfriend who was so dumb that she couldn't even spell simple words like “you” or “your” or “boyfriend”, I'd lose interest in her pretty quickly.
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What would you rather drink, V8 or Clamato?
I'm not a fan of tomato-juice-based drinks, but I'd choose V8 because I work for the company that makes it; therefore, it has to be superior to any otherwise comparable products made by companies that don't employ me.
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Girls ... do you prefer a motorcycle rider or a sportscar driver? ...
Any girl with taste would prefer a forklift driver over the other choices.
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What's your favorite vehicle?
Currently a Hyster E60XM2-33. Slight upgrade from the E60XM-33 (without the “2” after the “XM”) that I was driving last year.
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Do any of yall know any millionaires? If so... How did they make their money?
Get trained and certified to drive a forklift, and then get a job doing so.
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What exactly is the meaning of "Mormon" if they are a Christian religion?
As applied to the religion as a whole, and to its members, the word “Mormon” is a nickname, originally used against us by our enemies, which rather stuck. Sort of like “Yankee” for Americans.
It is derived from “The Book of Mormon” one of our key publications, which, in turn, is named after Mormon, a prophet who edited and compiled the...
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What is the difference between a pidgeon and a dove?
There actually is no taxonomic difference between pigeons and doves. Both are part of the same family, and there are no consistent criteria which distinguish which ones are called by which name. In fact, between British and American versions of the English language, the two terms are not even used consistently; there are birds which the British call “doves” and...
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Some times it feels like my boyfriend friends are more important to him then i am. he would hang wit them wether he has plans wit me or not.. is that something that i should talk to him about and if so what do i say to not start an arguement
I'll bet his friends are smart enough to spell the word “with”. I think most people, given a choice between hanging out with intelligent people, or hanging out with dumb people, (such as those who are not smart enough to spell simple, common words like “with”) would choose to hang out with the intelligent people.
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Campbell's soup or Progresso?
I prefer the soup that comes from this factory, where I am currently employed.
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Could it be that all religions are one path to the same source, and that none is greater than the other?
In Matthew 7:13:14 http://scriptures.lds.org/en/matt/7/13-14 Jesus says:
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for
wide is the gate, and broad is the
way, that leadeth to destruction,
and many there be which go in thereat:
Because strait is the...
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Have you rented or owned a mobile home. How would you describe the RVing experience?
Mobile homes are not RVs.
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I feel a need 2 desperatly talk to my X 2ask why she left i feel even if it was 4 some dude it would help with clousure.I want to leave her alone so bad 2-3 days good then im leaving messages with all emotions. Are any awnsers going change the pain?
You'd have better luck getting usable answers if you would write a question that is readable. Posting unintelligible, illiterate crap such as this question only wastes people's time and pollutes this site.
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If you answer surveys do you answer with absolute honesty?
The vast majority of the times that I've taken a survey online, it has been one that was advertised by inappropriate spam to a forum or newsgroup in which I participate. In such cases, I always give incorrect answers, and encourage others in the spammed forum to do likewise; in order to corrupt the results of the survey.
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Does text language annoy you? It annoys me!
It annoys me greatly. I see a very limited place for it, in cell phone text messages, where you are operating under very tight limits on ergonomics, time, and allowed characters per message; but there is absolutely no place for it in any medium (such as here on Answerbag) where you aren't subject to those limits. Here, it only makes you look like a lazy, illiterate...
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I'm in the mood to watch a movie tonight. Have you seen anything new recently that you' liked and would recommend(a movie that preferably isn't really violent lol)?
The Astronaut Farmer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469263/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Astronaut_Farmer (Warning: contains spoilers)
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What does the phrase from Forrest Gump "stupid is as stupid does" mean?
Forrest was deemed by many to be “stupid” because an IQ test showed him to have an IQ of 75. He's not very smart, and he doesn't understand the complex motives that make people do the things that they do. But he's smart enough to recognize and observe that the things that “smart” people do often don't make sense. In fact, I...
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If ur bf says he doesnt hav any condoms,but u hav sex neway, then later he wants to again but u refuse cos dont want to do it without protection again, and then hes like 'well actually i DO have some..' would u say he doesnt respect u?
How much respect can anyone be expected to have for someone who writes as badly as this question is written? The purpose of writing is to communicate, and when you write this badly, so that nobody has any chance of understanding what it is you are trying to ask, you are not communicating; you are only wasting bandwidth and people's time.
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How old do i hav to be 2 hav to be to join myspace?
So far as I know, MySpace is one of few sites where you're not expected to be smart enough to spell simple, common words like “to” and “have”. In fact, I get the impression that any sign of normal intelligence or literacy is rather frowned upon there.
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How old do i hav to be 2 hav to be to join myspace?
So far as I know, MySpace is one of few sites where you're not expected to be smart enough to spell simple, common words like “to” and “have”. In fact, I get the impression that any sign of normal intelligence or literacy is rather frowned upon there.
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How can u get ppl other than friends to see ur notes?
Learning to write something well enough for it to be worth reading would be a good start.
There are no such words as “u”, “ur”, or “ppl”.
Posting the same question over and over and over and over again doesn't make you look very intelligent either.
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Could we suggest to the moderators on this board that anyone posting a negative rating to your question answer be identified --if they won't identify themselves?
Yes, of course you could suggest it.
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Do u think that cultural diversity is necessary for human species survival?Or do u think that the rapid blending of colours and cultures is a positive thing? I love the diversity of different cultures.(This question is not meant to be racist in any way).
Literacy is much more important.
Can you imagine living in a culture where people were so dumb that they couldn't even spell a simple word like “you”? That would be very bad.
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In your opinion, what is the coolest vehicle ever?
why?
Anything by Hyster. Their E60 line is very cool.
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Should i be out on the town tonight instead of sitting on my laptop im a 25 yr old male is this sad?
You certainly shouldn't be sitting on your laptop. Unless it's an unusually sturdy laptop, or else you are exceptionally light; there's a very good chance that you would break it by sitting on it.
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Are you close to your brothers and sisters?
Unfortunately, not.
My brother is in Laredo, Texas, nearly 1,500 miles away from me. My sister is even farther, in the Netherlands, about 5,500 miles away.
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A friend of mine that knows I use answerbag(she dosen't) wants to know about an issue with her b/f regarding his testicles hurting. Any thoughts on what it could be?
I don't suppose the boyfriend's name is “Hormel Chavez”, is it?
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Want to see what YOU would look like as a Simpson? Go to this site (www.simpsonizeme.com) and post your picture! We could get a Simpsonized AB Family Album!
No, I do not want to see what I would look like as a Simpson.
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How long have you been sitting on the computer today?
I haven't been sitting on a computer. I've been sitting on a chair near the computer since I got home from work about an hour ago. Before that, I was sitting in the driver's seat of my car, as I drove home, and before that, I was sitting in the operator's seat of my forklift. But I haven't been sitting on a computer at any time in recent memory.
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My fiance saw my email and found some emails between me and ex-gf which were sent a yr before we met. Does she have a right 2 be pissed? (She feels my rltnshp w/ the ex was more serious than I let on. But I haven't talked 2 ex in years
If these emails are as badly written and as unreadable and unintelligible as this question, then how can your fiancée even have any idea what they are about?
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What are the reasons that some people associate liberals with socialism?
In the U.S. at least, such concepts as socialized medicine, heavily “progressive” taxation, and various taxpayer-funded handouts for those deemed to be needy; and similar concepts, are all basic staples of what in the U.S. is considered the “liberal” point of view.
Liberalism in America stands very much for the idea of a government which has the power...
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What is your best piece of advice on living a happy and fulfilling life?
Avoid turning with your load raised.
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If you got a call saying that you had unpaid bills from an escort service and unless you pay the delinquent amount, they will tell your wife and your boss at work and the amount was less than 100 dollars, what would you do?
I would get in touch with the proper legal authorities, and figure out how to go about seeing that this cretin is prosecuted for fraud and blackmail.
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Can you name me a song with a animal in the title?
Yes, I can.
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Why would someone purposely ruin a perfectly good cucumber by turning it into a pickle?
The primary purpose of pickling is to preserve the item being pickled. A fresh cucumber will eventually spoil if it isn't eaten promptly; a pickled cucumber will keep much longer.
A broader explanation of the concept would be to point out that most foods are readily produced only during certain parts of the year. It is necessary to preserve foods when they are...
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Does anyone have a recipie for sweet onion and cucumber salad?
Yes, several people have such recipes.
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Pepsi is test marketing 'Ice Cucumber' soda in Japan. Would you taste one if it was available where you live?
Yesterday, at lunch, I had a cucumber with chili popsickle. As bizarre as the concept sounds, it tasted pretty good.
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Where do you squeeze the toothpaste tube?
Usually in the bathroom, as that is where the toothpaste, my toothbrush, and related things are kept and used.
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Does anytone know which combination of database facilities are NOT used for data storage i.e. tables & forms, queries and tables, forms and reports, tables and reports?
Yes, there are many people who know.
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Whats your Favorite comedy movie?
Idiocracy
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy
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What will be the amount of potassium40,in a rock discovered from underground which contain 860micro grams of uranium,1.60milli grams of calium40 and 300micrograms of lead?(using half lives of uranium and potassium)
Do your own homework.
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Can you take your nintendo ds (lite aswell as the normal one) to spain and charge it there?
No, I cannot. I do not have a Nintendo, nor do I have the means to go to Spain.
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Could someone explain in steps how I would perform the indicated operations: 2√[48] + 7√[12] –√[27]
Yes. There are several people who can explain the steps.
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Could someone explain in steps how I would perform the indicated operations: 2√[48] + 7√[12] –√[27]
On an HP48G calculator, these are the steps:
2 [ENTER] 48 [ENTER] √
7 [ENTER] 12 [ENTER} √ +
27 [ENTER] √ −
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Let's get ready for a trip to colonize Mars. What should we bring?
Forklifts, along with the necessary equipment and supplies to keep them running.
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Who is the smartest man on earth?
Joe Bauers, AKA “Not Sure”.
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Can you name the part(s) of your spouse that you find most beautiful?
Yes, I can.
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If you saw two homeless people having sex in a park, what would you think?
I would be reminded of the movie “Idiocracy”.
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Ladies:Could u ever date a guy u had been friends with 4 a long time?
I could never date anyone who was so dumb that she couldn't even spell simple, common words like “you” or ”for”.
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Can anybody show me a picture of a starting and finish line for a 40 yard dash? Thanks.
Yes. Jtigger can.
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How many feel that the theme song "I got a new additude" for Dr.Laura's radio talk show fits her? She does seem to have an additude.
Not only that, but she's literate as well. In fact, I'm sure she's smart enough to correctly spell the word “attitude”.
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I SMOKED WEED 14 DAYS AGO AND HAVE TO GIVE A URINE SAMPLE FOR WORK, WILL I TEST POSITVE? I NEVER SMOKE WEED EXCEPT FOR 14 DAYS AGO.
I guess you didn't want that job. Hopefully, it will go to someone who cares enough about the job (and his own health) not to do drugs.
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Why is it that people always ask "I just smoked pot x days ago and had a test today/have one soon - how can I pass the test?" Don't they understand, a drug test is supposed to detect pot - if they want to keep their job they shouldn't be smokin'?
Some people are just stupid.
Drug users, in general, are usually well into the lower side of the intellectual bell curve to begin with; and their drug use usually does not have any positive effect on that.
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I lost the metal peice that goes in the ignition tumbler and the plastic piece to what can i do
There isn't nearly enough context for this question to make any sense.
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I have been testing a gps tracking unit (historical kind) and I am surprised at the level of inaccuracy with destinations of stopping. I can understand not being "exact" at a location but I had two tracks that were way off. Why is this?
What degree of inaccuracy are you seeing? Basic GPS (without WAAS or DGPS or other enhancements) is nominally claimed to be reliably accurate to within 15 meters, which would be about 50 feet. I find that in practice, my basic yellow eTrex is usually accurate to within 20 feet; but it can vary greatly, depending on reception conditions, and the positions of the...
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Splenda or cane sugar?
Splenda, because I am diabetic and too much sugar can be very bad for me.
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Can you think of something real good, real fast?
Yes, I can.
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Has anyone heard of the band: Shy Child? what do you think of them?
Apparently, you have heard of them, or else you wouldn't have thought to ask this question. Therefore, the answer is yes, someone has heard of them.
As for the second part of your question, I have no opinion about them. I've never heard of them (other than from your question) and so I have no basis on which to form any opinion of them.
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Does any one know about the check engine light on a 2004 chevy avalanche?
Yes. Geek860 knows about it.
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Will my putting "sudo" before an argument or instruction make you feel more inclined to perform it? =)
Only if you also give the root password.
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Do you think there will ever be a World War III? If so, what and who do you think will cause it?
What will trigger World War Three will be when the United States turns its back on the greatest and most influential ally that it ever had among the Arab world; resulting in that ally being overthrown by a previously impotent gang of terrorist thugs who will then take over that nation, and from there become ever more powerful and influential.
This gang will immediately begin...
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I'm so hot and everyone knows it
Hyperthermia can be a serious, life-threatening condition. I very strongly suggest that you seek professional medical help at once.
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Its Pretty odd that mormons are resticted from using GOOD drugs to cure illnesses, why is that?
What “GOOD drugs” is it that you think we are prohibited from using to cure illness?
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Why do u think my 29year husband is txting a 16 year old girl. I asked him to stop and he agreed n months down the line he his still txting her.
I'm not sure that I do think that your husband is “txting” a 16-year-old girl. If I do think that, then it would be because you claim that he is, but given that you are obviously not literate, and therefore very likely not very intelligent either, I doubt if I can assume that anything is true just because you say it is. If you were at least intelligent enough...
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Do all these “Am I pregnant?” questions seem to point to the plot of “Idiocracy” coming true? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
Turns out that most of the first ten minutes of this movie are available online in .WMV format at the following links:
• http://broadband.foxhome.com/idiocracy/010407/idiocracy_clip1_300K.wmv
• http://broadband.foxhome.com/idiocracy/010407/idiocracy_clip2_300K.wmv
• ...
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I really want to watch a romantic touching movie, got any suggestions?
The Lake House
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410297/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lake_House_%28film%29
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Merv Griffen passed away this morning , do you have any memories or thoughts about Merv?
About the only memories I have of him are being aware, many years ago, that he had a late-night talk show (which I never watched) and of the role he played near the end of the Steve Martin movie “The Man With Two Brains”.
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