Answerbag: -O-uknow's answers

Answer to Why do some people on here think they can be rude ugly and nasty to people and then act all innocent when someone calls them out on it?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:29:09 -0700

Why do some people on here think they can be rude ugly and nasty to people and then act all innocent when someone calls them out on it?

Tis not okay but what can you do, *sigh*.

Answer to When is it alright when history repeats itself? When isn't it? Why?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:20:28 -0700

When is it alright when history repeats itself? When isn't it? Why?

Humans repeat History believing error to be in method not idea or simply ignorance of the past.

Answer to im on probation, i check in every other month, will i get urine tested every ime? i just took a urine test my last check in. if my drop is dirty o they contact me right away or do they wait till my next check in?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:17:11 -0700

im on probation, i check in every other month, will i get urine tested every ime? i just took a urine test my last check in. if my drop is dirty o they contact me right away or do they wait till my next check in?

They will scare you with it every time.

Answer to Is it possible that the god of the Bible is evil, and just lied to the people who wrote it?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:13:57 -0700

Is it possible that the god of the Bible is evil, and just lied to the people who wrote it?

Anything is possible but what is probable is that people are evil and have twist and turned everything our Lord God spoke.

Answer to What does death feel like?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:08:07 -0700

What does death feel like?

Dying feels like something. Death feels like nothing.

Answer to If you have the ability to transform yourself into a minuscule person, which flying insect would you take a transport ride on?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:00:02 -0700

If you have the ability to transform yourself into a minuscule person, which flying insect would you take a transport ride on?

A dragon fly suits me ;)

Answer to How do I get my boyfriend to help out with house work?

Mon, 28 May 2012 22:52:01 -0700

How do I get my boyfriend to help out with house work?

Chop off his balls and maybe he'll cook for you, lol.

Answer to What is another four-letter name for an inclined plane?

Mon, 28 May 2012 22:50:27 -0700

What is another four-letter name for an inclined plane?

tilt?

Answer to Please can someone explain to me why it is so irritating when someone copies something you do? i feel like i am being irrational when i get upset and want to understand this behaviour more?

Mon, 28 May 2012 19:28:52 -0700

Please can someone explain to me why it is so irritating when someone copies something you do? i feel like i am being irrational when i get upset and want to understand this behaviour more?

The behavior may not be considered yours to own which you may not have been the first. A good idea like truth often belongs to the universe and is authored by no one but merely discovered as we achieve enlightenment. Go on to enlighten others.

Answer to My son 26 yrs old got a tetnus shot 3 weeks ago and is having trouble lifting his arm because of pain. What would cause this?

Mon, 28 May 2012 19:25:56 -0700

My son 26 yrs old got a tetnus shot 3 weeks ago and is having trouble lifting his arm because of pain. What would cause this?

Not switching grip every now and then when achieving satisfaction in moments alone.

Answer to How can I really help starving children in third world countries?

Mon, 28 May 2012 18:08:21 -0700

How can I really help starving children in third world countries?

Fly helicopter sorties over Third World villages dropping food and making it rain gravy.

Answer to What makes you get really quiet? Why?

Mon, 28 May 2012 18:05:13 -0700

What makes you get really quiet? Why?

Gas.. to be passed with stealth.

Answer to What does an iq of 71 mean?

Mon, 28 May 2012 18:03:05 -0700

What does an iq of 71 mean?

If you were a knife but need be a scalpel you would not make the cut.

Answer to How can I have an estimated IQ of 112 yet have graduated with a 3.94 in Electrical Engineering?

Mon, 28 May 2012 17:57:09 -0700

How can I have an estimated IQ of 112 yet have graduated with a 3.94 in Electrical Engineering?

You cheated?

Answer to Am I less a man for liking cream and sugar in my coffee?

Mon, 28 May 2012 13:31:57 -0700

Am I less a man for liking cream and sugar in my coffee?

You are less of a man for letting me decide.

Answer to Who is coming _____________?

Sun, 27 May 2012 09:33:12 -0700

Who is coming _____________?

Give it time ;)

Answer to I'm mad at my ex for taking our kids to chuck e Cheese, what should I do?

Sun, 27 May 2012 07:54:23 -0700

I'm mad at my ex for taking our kids to chuck e Cheese, what should I do?

If he's paying support like he should then he's right and you are wrong. You take the kids school shopping with some of his money.

Answer to Do you think I can live without you?

Sun, 27 May 2012 04:09:34 -0700

Do you think I can live without you?

Aye.. indeed, but what about quality of life?

Answer to Approximately how much money can a stripper working out of a club expect to make per night?

Sun, 27 May 2012 04:04:40 -0700

Approximately how much money can a stripper working out of a club expect to make per night?

On tips or tricks?

Answer to What feeling do you have right now

Sun, 27 May 2012 04:02:46 -0700

What feeling do you have right now

Melancholy and a little surreal. Tis 4am.

Answer to Are the mentally insane and religious people in the same bag?

Sun, 27 May 2012 03:58:06 -0700

Are the mentally insane and religious people in the same bag?

No, the mentally insane and Godless atheists are.

Answer to Seriously, how can you not want to punch Mark Zuckerberg?

Sun, 27 May 2012 03:49:45 -0700

Seriously, how can you not want to punch Mark Zuckerberg?

Wait and see.

Answer to What have you learned from living?

Fri, 25 May 2012 04:30:10 -0700

What have you learned from living?

There is garbage taught that needs to be unlearned.

Answer to How can I get money for nothin ?

Thu, 24 May 2012 04:05:17 -0700

How can I get money for nothin ?

The old fashion way.. steal it.

Answer to Would you like to fall through a trap door and land on 500 black widow spiders?

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:39:45 -0700

Would you like to fall through a trap door and land on 500 black widow spiders?

If they sacrifice themselves to cushion my fall I surely appreciate it ;)

Answer to What is more unforgivable leaving the toilet seat up or peeing in the shower?

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:37:33 -0700

What is more unforgivable leaving the toilet seat up or peeing in the shower?

Not flushing either.

Answer to Metaphorically speaking,isn't it true that all you need in your life is facebook and walmart?

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:19:46 -0700

Metaphorically speaking,isn't it true that all you need in your life is facebook and walmart?

Metaphorically no.

Answer to If you went to a psychic and she was really hot...would you be more inclined to believe her?

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:17:05 -0700

If you went to a psychic and she was really hot...would you be more inclined to believe her?

More inclined to believe in her for the right reading ;)

Answer to Should I be impressed with you ?

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:09:41 -0700

Should I be impressed with you ?

How impressed you are depends on expectations derived from preconceived judgements so lets settle for "pleasantly delighted" ;)

Answer to Can anything good be learned from an idiot?

Tue, 22 May 2012 17:24:44 -0700

Can anything good be learned from an idiot?

Breeding policies?

Answer to What's wrong with this picture? Romney repudiates Joe Ricketts. Obama doesn't repudiate Bill Mahr.

Tue, 22 May 2012 17:23:30 -0700

What's wrong with this picture? Romney repudiates Joe Ricketts. Obama doesn't repudiate Bill Mahr.

Romney is very apologetic except over cutting the hair of suspected gays back in private school.

Answer to What piece of fruit would you like today?

Tue, 22 May 2012 06:09:29 -0700

What piece of fruit would you like today?

What am I Bonzo the chimp?

Answer to Why is everybody so over-sensitive to generalizations?

Tue, 22 May 2012 06:08:10 -0700

Why is everybody so over-sensitive to generalizations?

They are rarely complimentary.

Answer to Have you ever been a laughingstock for other people? If so, why? Do you feel anger for the people who made a joke out of you?

Tue, 22 May 2012 04:44:54 -0700

Have you ever been a laughingstock for other people? If so, why? Do you feel anger for the people who made a joke out of you?

Aye.. indeed. Humans use ridicule as a tool of manipulation. I make sure they reap unintended consequences. It is my joy ;)

Answer to when was the last time you milked a cow :-) ? ever done that?

Mon, 21 May 2012 21:01:17 -0700

when was the last time you milked a cow :-) ? ever done that?

Lets be nice. I wouldn't call her that ;)

Answer to Would you rather be alive or free?

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:55:50 -0700

Would you rather be alive or free?

Alive to hope for and enjoy the latter.

Answer to Can I give you a pearl necklace?

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:53:47 -0700

Can I give you a pearl necklace?

Sounds sexual so no.

Answer to Name one positive thing about Africa

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:52:09 -0700

Name one positive thing about Africa

Nature in all her glory.. the magnificence of creation :)

Answer to How does it make you feel when you see adults smoking around their children?

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:49:40 -0700

How does it make you feel when you see adults smoking around their children?

I feel if I can see them then they are smoking around me and time to exit.

Answer to im getting a drug test ! should i be worried?

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:42:32 -0700

im getting a drug test ! should i be worried?

A little.. you'll probably get by but if you must get high cleanse your system first before testing to give you better odds.

Answer to Why do so many Middle Eastern Men mistreat women so much? Is their religion to blame?

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:38:27 -0700

Why do so many Middle Eastern Men mistreat women so much? Is their religion to blame?

I hear no protests from the women about their religion so who should speak first?

Answer to What would be the worst thing about having Godzilla as your neighbor? What would be the best?

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:35:11 -0700

What would be the worst thing about having Godzilla as your neighbor? What would be the best?

His belches set your roof ablaze but Rodan won't shake you down for money.

Answer to Is there any way to make money online that is not a scam?? Other then selling stuff that is.

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:33:54 -0700

Is there any way to make money online that is not a scam?? Other then selling stuff that is.

For $9.99 I'll send you a how to ;)

Answer to Would you be afraid to ride in a vehicle with no doors?

Mon, 21 May 2012 19:18:08 -0700

Would you be afraid to ride in a vehicle with no doors?

More risk but so is riding a motorcycle so not too much of an issue as long as there are tight seat belts across shoulder and waist.

Answer to What if it turned out that all are and have been wrong on God and his plans all along?

Mon, 21 May 2012 19:15:58 -0700

What if it turned out that all are and have been wrong on God and his plans all along?

I have long considered the possibility the God I worship may not be the Christian God I believe but why I have my FAITH.

Answer to Why is there a general belief that in order to be good,or to seen as being good, one has to embrace religion?

Mon, 21 May 2012 19:13:44 -0700

Why is there a general belief that in order to be good,or to seen as being good, one has to embrace religion?

Well, you're not good even if you do but at least there is the hope of Salvation.

Answer to Malachi Martin died July 26 1999, before he died, he said that the Anti-Christ will invade DC. And said his name was Obama. What say you?

Mon, 21 May 2012 18:28:59 -0700

Malachi Martin died July 26 1999, before he died, he said that the Anti-Christ will invade DC. And said his name was Obama. What say you?

Already answered this, sorry.

Answer to Can an atheist be a Christian?

Mon, 21 May 2012 04:53:05 -0700

Can an atheist be a Christian?

Many have been and done a disservice to the faith. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Answer to Are lie detectors 100% accurate?

Mon, 21 May 2012 04:51:56 -0700

Are lie detectors 100% accurate?

No, so mine is nearly.

Answer to Are you stronger than you think ?

Mon, 21 May 2012 04:51:04 -0700

Are you stronger than you think ?

Methink most are unaware of their upper and lower limits until put to test.

Answer to How will it all end?

Sun, 20 May 2012 11:02:44 -0700

How will it all end?

With a transition to a new beginning :)

Answer to What did Jesus Christ accomplish?

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:59:44 -0700

What did Jesus Christ accomplish?

He brought Lazarus back from the dead.

Answer to How does God save sinners?

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:58:45 -0700

How does God save sinners?

Through the offer of Salvation.

Answer to How does God relate to His creation?

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:55:49 -0700

How does God relate to His creation?

Through his son Lord Jesus Christ who became a man to walk with men and know their troubles.

Answer to Reasons why Justin Bieber is better than Freddie Mercury?

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:54:41 -0700

Reasons why Justin Bieber is better than Freddie Mercury?

Better to be alive than dead in most cases.

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "Stevie Wonder"?

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:42:01 -0700

What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "Stevie Wonder"?

Stevie.. no wonder ;)

Answer to Would you call me maybe?

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:17:32 -0700

Would you call me maybe?

I'll call you "Chuckles" ;)

Answer to Do you think its ohkay to allow your 15 year old daughter to have her 18 year old boyfriend sleepover in the same bed

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:15:27 -0700

Do you think its ohkay to allow your 15 year old daughter to have her 18 year old boyfriend sleepover in the same bed

Where do we begin with you?

Answer to How many years do you have left of being obsolete?

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:12:06 -0700

How many years do you have left of being obsolete?

A year after you are born you are obsolete to make room for the current year's model and by now you are many years obsolete.

Answer to How exactly does the moon's gravity control the tides?

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:09:18 -0700

How exactly does the moon's gravity control the tides?

Creating a bulge that circles the Earth. When the bulge is out to sea you should expect low tides and high when the bulge is near the coast.

Answer to At what age does it become inappropriate for you to be naked in front of your children?

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:07:22 -0700

At what age does it become inappropriate for you to be naked in front of your children?

Children don't need to see you naked at any age.

Answer to Did "Adam" (first human) commit INCEST with "Eve?"

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:02:35 -0700

Did "Adam" (first human) commit INCEST with "Eve?"

If the answer was yes it was fine to do so. There were no harmful recessive traits to deal with and Eve was indeed more than a wife to Adam.

Answer to Is there a God? What proof is there that he exists?

Sun, 20 May 2012 09:54:35 -0700

Is there a God? What proof is there that he exists?

YOU

Answer to Is there a decent eating place in your neighborhood?

Sun, 20 May 2012 09:49:48 -0700

Is there a decent eating place in your neighborhood?

No place like home :)

Answer to POLICE FOUND 100 CANNIBIS PLANTS GROWING IN MY SHED, THE PLANTS BELONGED TO SOMEONE ELSE, WHAT CHARGE DO YOU THINK I WILL RECIEVE

Sun, 20 May 2012 09:40:06 -0700

POLICE FOUND 100 CANNIBIS PLANTS GROWING IN MY SHED, THE PLANTS BELONGED TO SOMEONE ELSE, WHAT CHARGE DO YOU THINK I WILL RECIEVE

Possession with intent to distribute made worse if in a school zone. Have a lawyer say the shed was rented out to that someone else. Draw up docs while you can.

Answer to What can a meter stick measure?

Sun, 20 May 2012 09:35:11 -0700

What can a meter stick measure?

My.. never mind ;)

Answer to How close or far do you live from someone famous!?!?!?!

Sun, 20 May 2012 09:10:42 -0700

How close or far do you live from someone famous!?!?!?!

In SoCal you might not know.

Answer to How do you feel about public display of affection?

Sun, 20 May 2012 09:03:35 -0700

How do you feel about public display of affection?

The kisses a male reporter recently gave Will Smith in Moscow at a movie premier might have been too much because Smith slapped him. He was going for the lips and we couldn't see his hands ;)

Answer to If the chemical imbalance theory is a myth why do they still prescribe psychotropic drugs to patients?

Sun, 20 May 2012 08:59:14 -0700

If the chemical imbalance theory is a myth why do they still prescribe psychotropic drugs to patients?

Tis a big industry wrought with pseudo science.

Answer to Can't limit Corporate contributions to political campaigns 'cause corps are people! Do you believe that? Why?

Sun, 20 May 2012 08:57:14 -0700

Can't limit Corporate contributions to political campaigns 'cause corps are people! Do you believe that? Why?

Then limit the amount individuals and corporations may contribute. Wait a minute.. that would conflict with the ability to buy influence in government. You can't have that ;)

Answer to Romney says he's qualified because he was in business.. Why doesn't he say he's qualified because he was a governor??

Sun, 20 May 2012 08:53:45 -0700

Romney says he's qualified because he was in business.. Why doesn't he say he's qualified because he was a governor??

He also was a bad governor.

Answer to What is the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek? Your honest opinions, please! :P

Sun, 20 May 2012 05:13:40 -0700

What is the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek? Your honest opinions, please! :P

Religion in Star Wars

Answer to Why do blacks have to the victim on every subject??

Sun, 20 May 2012 05:10:55 -0700

Why do blacks have to the victim on every subject??

Or the subject of every question like this one?

Answer to Romney says he's qualified because he was in business.. Why doesn't he say he's qualified because he was a governor??

Sun, 20 May 2012 05:09:48 -0700

Romney says he's qualified because he was in business.. Why doesn't he say he's qualified because he was a governor??

Conservatives respect businessmen more than those in government who they blame for the country's woes.

Answer to Are we slaves to our government?

Sun, 20 May 2012 05:00:20 -0700

Are we slaves to our government?

Government is a slave to us.

Answer to How can i be a part of the Royal family ??

Sat, 19 May 2012 15:54:44 -0700

How can i be a part of the Royal family ??

Declare yourself queen?

Answer to Will it ever become possible for a man to get pregnant?

Sat, 19 May 2012 15:52:51 -0700

Will it ever become possible for a man to get pregnant?

As if kids aren't given enough hangups lets add one with they start life shat out of a man's ass, sigh.

Answer to Do you have plans to see the new Ridley Scott Alien movie Prometheus?

Sat, 19 May 2012 15:48:03 -0700

Do you have plans to see the new Ridley Scott Alien movie Prometheus?

Aye.. indeed :)

Answer to What's behind the need for one to consume drugs or alcohol in order to "get high"?

Sat, 19 May 2012 15:44:36 -0700

What's behind the need for one to consume drugs or alcohol in order to "get high"?

Addiction.. a monkey will push a button that makes it feel good until it dies.

Answer to have you noticed food at the grocery store is shrinking?

Sat, 19 May 2012 15:34:44 -0700

have you noticed food at the grocery store is shrinking?

I've been telling you this in other ways like my question about KFC not using adult chickens. They are unnaturally small. The irony is at the time they are supersizing they are actually giving you more of less if that makes any sense.

Answer to Do smokers tend to be people who think a lot?

Sat, 19 May 2012 11:55:46 -0700

Do smokers tend to be people who think a lot?

If worrying is thinking.

Answer to What's the best reason to NOT be a homeowner?

Sat, 19 May 2012 11:53:28 -0700

What's the best reason to NOT be a homeowner?

Lawsuits.. easy come easy go but in reality hard to come by.

Answer to So Queen Elizabeth II is technically the Queen of Canada; what do I have to do: like to show respect to the queen? Also, Happy Victoria Day!

Sat, 19 May 2012 11:51:37 -0700

So Queen Elizabeth II is technically the Queen of Canada; what do I have to do: like to show respect to the queen? Also, Happy Victoria Day!

Bow down!

Answer to Would you watch a movie about George Gershwin?

Sat, 19 May 2012 11:50:08 -0700

Would you watch a movie about George Gershwin?

Who's the love interest? What starlet?

Answer to Why doesn`t God stop us from doing bad things?

Sat, 19 May 2012 08:32:11 -0700

Why doesn`t God stop us from doing bad things?

Better question.. "Why don't we stop ourselves?".

Answer to Can you please point me to the executive washroom?

Sat, 19 May 2012 08:30:47 -0700

Can you please point me to the executive washroom?

11th floor, the elevator is down so take the stairs.

Answer to How do you feel about rounding up all the Americans abroad and shipping them home?

Sat, 19 May 2012 08:27:02 -0700

How do you feel about rounding up all the Americans abroad and shipping them home?

How do you feel about a trade off?

Answer to Why are you so scared of Multiculturalism?

Sat, 19 May 2012 08:18:18 -0700

Why are you so scared of Multiculturalism?

There should come a time when new cultures assimilate to the native standard. This has not been happening and nations will begin to unravel from within.

Answer to Does America think it is still invincible despite what goes on worldwide? Is Europe's chaos their problem alone? What do you think and why?

Sat, 19 May 2012 08:11:32 -0700

Does America think it is still invincible despite what goes on worldwide? Is Europe's chaos their problem alone? What do you think and why?

America is not invincible but with that being said everywhere else is even further removed.

Answer to If you saw six-toed footprints, would you recognise whose they were?

Sat, 19 May 2012 08:09:29 -0700

If you saw six-toed footprints, would you recognise whose they were?

A mutant or extraterrestrial from the X-files.

Answer to What makes you stop and stare

Sat, 19 May 2012 07:54:40 -0700

What makes you stop and stare

Something unusual, object or its behavior.

Answer to If the Black Liberation theology Obama was exposed to is fodder for the campaign, isn't Romney's magic underwear theology fair game too?

Sat, 19 May 2012 07:50:11 -0700

If the Black Liberation theology Obama was exposed to is fodder for the campaign, isn't Romney's magic underwear theology fair game too?

Tis fair game especially when running for president, a position in which what you believe matters.

Answer to Favorite Tom Hanks movie?

Sat, 19 May 2012 07:28:47 -0700

Favorite Tom Hanks movie?

All time classic fable "Forrest Gump".

Answer to Is there a way that A person can drain the energy from other life forms and direct it to themselves( kinda like vampirism)?

Thu, 17 May 2012 06:40:44 -0700

Is there a way that A person can drain the energy from other life forms and direct it to themselves( kinda like vampirism)?

Eating them is one way. Tis all biochemical and no transmission through the ether like in the movies.

Answer to I just heard that XT has been kidnapped by Cambodian rebels. What are we going to do now?

Thu, 17 May 2012 06:39:20 -0700

I just heard that XT has been kidnapped by Cambodian rebels. What are we going to do now?

Charge the UN for search and rescue and extra to bring the rebels to justice. Who's XT?

Answer to When I was a small boy in the early 50s Mother used to say if I didnt behave she would "run away with a black man" I was terrified ??

Thu, 17 May 2012 06:37:34 -0700

When I was a small boy in the early 50s Mother used to say if I didnt behave she would "run away with a black man" I was terrified ??

Sounds like a secret fantasy made public ;)

Answer to Should I unfriend anyone who want to see me naked on Facebook

Thu, 17 May 2012 04:11:20 -0700

Should I unfriend anyone who want to see me naked on Facebook

So much for us, sigh.

Answer to What is something that the devil refuses to buy?

Wed, 16 May 2012 17:52:49 -0700

What is something that the devil refuses to buy?

Souls he already owns.

Answer to How short is it?

Wed, 16 May 2012 17:48:06 -0700

How short is it?

I don't need a fishing pole and use by balls for an anchor ;)

Answer to What is a jock strap DIVA ?

Wed, 16 May 2012 17:44:42 -0700

What is a jock strap DIVA ?

A lesbian songstress who likes being on top?