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What is your most *liked* question on here? How long has it been since you've seen the ocean?

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What was the last thing you spilled on someone else? Praise and appreciation

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Why do politicians take on a persona that in reality does not exist? They do this because they are courting. Just like when you were trying to woo your spouse, you put on a different persona to try to win the other person over. Only after you 'got' em, did the real you show through. You court a lady, they court a vote. Same thing really.

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How do you like the new AB? I am not a fan yet. I don't care for the new 'activity' - I prefer the old version much more. I miss that stupid glorious big blue button. You know?

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What do you think is the most underrated/undervalued subject of learning? MONEY! Nobody today seems to have any idea of what money is. Where it comes from, what it's implications are?! We are totally clueless about something each and every one of us uses.

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Should we rethink our relationship with money? Yes. Money is not the same as wealth. Research what 'money' actually is, I guarantee it will surprise you. In today's world money=debt. If all debts in the US were paid in full, there would be no paper money in circulation, and the Federal Government would owe the Federal Reserve billions of dollars in interest! Wrap your head around that one.

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Do you have a secret hobby that you don't want anyone to know about? I secretly answer questions anonymously sometimes.....

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What can you inflate? Balloons Tires Egos Mattresses Lungs Bubbles?

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Did you vote for Obama and now regret it? I'm glad I didn't give him my vote.

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Why does it seem like when one wants to help people on a smaller scale, they're a saint, but even suggesting helping people on a larger scale makes you a socialist or communist lol? Well, I think your definition of 'help' is an important one to make. If by help you mean to keep people free from oppression, then by all means this is what the republic was founded upon. If, however, you mean help in the sense that it will make something free TO someone, then this is not help in my opinion. This is oppression in that it takes ones wages away from someone else. I...

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Does Glenn Beck have a conflict of interest? Is he Astroturfing for Gold? He's right about the dollar anyway, Lord Obama and Helicopter Ben are printing it into nothingness and massive inflation is coming. At least he's trying to help preserve peoples wealth. If you're right about him, then I guess the same could be said of all conservative talk show and radio hosts. The reason they all endorse gold, is to wake the people up to the incredible...

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Had any good shags lately? Yes, although we like to call them romp sessions.

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I am packing for a cruise off the coast of Somalia. What are a few things that I should be sure to bring with me? Don't forget your shades.

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Poll: 60 percent favor public option , So why do GOPers keep insisting the American people are firmly against it? Well, 95% of the comments I read on the source you listed were firmly negative.

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Do you have a phrase that you say all the time? I like to say 'so?' and 'oh yeah'

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What is one of your GOOD habits? I put a quarter in the salvation army bucket every time I walk past.

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What would be a much-needed "hands-free" invention? (Serious or humorous answers are welcomed) I suppose you could eventually have a device that would scan your retina and eye movements to determine the users intentions and this would lead to all sorts of things like a hands free mouse, or computer games, and software applications.

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A woman is found dead with a lump on the right side of her skull. Nine suspects are brought in, all whose prints were on the weapon. After being asked to fill out documents the detective knows who did the crime. What is the weapon and clue that helped him I'm guessing its something to do with a baseball team - she got hit with a baseball bat, and only one of the players was left handed?

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What movie should I rent today? Dot the i or...my all time favorite Sneakers

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Have you had an epiphany lately? What is it? Yes I have. In bed I got this crazy idea. Instead of letting the computer at the gas station randomly select my powerball lottery numbers, I decided it would be better to build a full scale replica machine complete with numbered ping pong balls and and a hair dryer to conduct pre-enactments and select my numbers that way.

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I have no idea what to get my dad for Christmas, he already has or goes out an buys whatever he wants/needs, any good suggestions? (Serious please) How about a Grandchild? :)

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If you'd been born 2000 years ago, instead of today, what sort of work do you think you'd be doing? A goldsmith ideally.

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What is the last item you bought that was a total luxury item, it does not have to be expensive just something you really did not need? A plasma television. 42" for $529 from Dell.com :)

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You have 10 minutes to spend a million dollars before I take back the change. The clock is ticking. What do you do? I'd go to ebay and purchase $1,000,000 worth of gold bullion....like this....http://cgi.ebay.com/500-ONE-OUNCE-GOLD-MAPLE-LEAFS-BU-999-9-PROTECTION-GOLD_W0QQitemZ280399405395QQcmdZViewItemQQptZCoins_Bullion?hash=item41491b6153

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My mother & her husband (not my dad) are very devout Christians, I see them rarely so I'm not sure what to give them for Christmas, any suggestions on a gift they can both enjoy? Forgive me, but a gift certificate is the worst possible gift for your mother. It shows absolutely no thought went into it. I would much rather have an experience with my son or daughter, then some arbitrary amount of dollars. Instead of buying them a gift card to a local restaurant, take them there yourself! That is 1000x better than sluffing off some gift card on them. As for other...

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What is another word for lie? Obama

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I want to send a care package to a children's hospital - what are some of the best gifts to give in this situation? How about small blankets....with cartoon characters? If I was a kid in the hospital, I would want a blankey.

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What is the most expensive purchase you have made online? I paid about $1300 for a 100 oz bar of pure silver....

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I work for a doctor who has been outstandingly supportive, inspiring and open to my ideas - how can I express my gratitude to him in a professional way that will highlight this? A handwritten thank you card. Plain and simple.

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What can I do when the patients treat me like crap, they're few and far between but they get me so depressed, any suggestions? I would say to take some deep breaths. I deal with whiny, criey (word?) poker playing idiots at my job and when one goes off the deep end I just take some deep breaths and try not unleash my temper. Maybe you could say something like this - "Stop treating me like crap! I'm here to help you" Sometimes people need to be told they're being insensitive assholes.

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If iron rust's,what does gold do....? Gold protects your wealth and retains your purchasing power forever.

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What would be a good gift for the office manger/doctor's wife at the practice I work for? (Christmas shopping early folks!) I'll bet you that the doctor is busy quite a lot, and that he and his wife don't see each other as often as they would like. So why not take a nice photo of them at the Christmas party and frame it for them? (or two frames for each of their offices) People like pictures.

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What middle name goes best with Cooper? Cooper being the first name. Cooper Jack sounds good to me. Sorta redneck and sorta not...

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What has been the most twisted movie you have ever seen? Oldboy.

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Where is your money going? Mostly to the government, other than that? bullion.

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What fun things are there to do in Minneapolis? The Minneapolis Institute of Arts is free and very good. Or maybe check out a show at First Ave, it's our musical landmark.

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How much money is enough to live comfortably? I would say 1000 ounces of gold per year has been the answer for the last 5000 years, (and well into the future also).

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Name something that gets "backed up"? Dat ass?

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What made you sadly realize that you are getting old? When I found out my dentist is younger than I am.

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What made the USA a great country? Are we still that country? What made the US a great country was production. We used to be the envy of the world with railroads, steel mills, the car industry, and manufacturing of all kinds. Nowadays, our economy is not based on savings and production....it is based on borrowing and consumption. We are really good at spending money on worthless shit, ....and that's about it. We are still a leader in computer...

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How big of problem is the U.S really in and do you think it will be worst then the Great Depression? The US is in really bad shape and I'm glad you are noticing it. Our deficits and financial obligations are totally unsustainable. Obama is only adding to our fiscal irresponsibility. The stock market is a joke, it closed at the same value on 9/11/01 as it did on 9/11/09 (9605). Not much of an investment if you ask me. Our currency is being debased by the reckless Federal Reserve....

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Can you complete this limerick? There was a young lady named Rose, Who had a large wart on the end of her nose. When she had it removed, Her appearance improved, But ________________________ ....but now Rose runs around with no clothes.

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Do you think newspapers will ever stop being printed ? If so when? The large ones will soon and here's why: People don't really care what happens outside a certain parameter from their homes. Local newspapers usually focus on the state or metropolitan area. While this is normal, its not really that useful to the average person. People don't really care what happened 500 miles from their homes. So, while the major newspapers will fail,...

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What's one store, cost aside, that you could definitely 'shop-til-you-drop'? The coin shop.

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Have you set any Answerbag records? I have a 1000+ point question.....?

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What would you do if you were in a room for ten days with only a fork a cow, two fake legs, lots of liquid chocolate, alphabet cards, an umbrella, a video camera, a copy of all your bills and a life size doll of our president? I'd use the fork to deflate the doll of Obama, turn it inside out and use the alphabet cards to sweep the cow shit into it.

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Who would you like to see elected President of the USA in 2012? Ron Paul.

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What exactly is so wrong with competition? Having pharmaceutical companies compete...insurance companies compete..businesses compete..benefits the consumer, does it not? That's exactly right. Competition lowers prices, and promotes efficiency with profit being the reward. Letting companies fail is just as important to a healthy economy as prospering ones. That's the 'invisible hand' that Adam Smith was talking about. Deeming a company 'too big to fail' is a colossal mistake.

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In America, what is more almighty: God or The Dollar? Well the dollar is about to collapse so I will go with God.

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GOP banking on big gain due to President Obama's health care follies. Do you think the country is now ready to reject Obama's agenda and turn things back over to the birthers and the deathers? See LINK: Not every republican is a birther like your question impugns. Couldn't it just be possible that the American people don't really like this plan? Obama's poll numbers are dropping for a reason and his health care plan is a big reason for the decline.

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What's the point of AB as a whole? To consume energy and waste time....what else?

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What movies are ever better than the book? I will say Jurassic Park. There were a few scenes missing from the movie that were in the book, like the waterfall scene.... but overall a great movie.

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What movie should I watch? I like Rushmore, Nottinghill, Man on the Moon, the Godfather, A Better Tomorrow... Watch the Darjeeling Limited.

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CAPTION CONTEST: Can you come up with a clever caption for the individual in the linked photo? What would you have him saying? (The best caption gets the most points!) She didn't show up ---- That's the last time I use ebearharmony.com

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? Need money for soap...so I can feel human again.

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Where is it never a good place to put your feet? In a campfire.

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If you was given one million dollars and you couldn't save it and you was told any of it you didn't spend you had to give back nor could you return or sale any of the items you buy with it, what would you buy? Gold bullion and toilet paper.

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What isn't like it used to be? My dollars.

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What song would you request at my party...? This one.... Israel Kamakawiwo'Ole singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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If I were to get you a gift, something that starts with the Letter B, what would you want? Bullion....gold or silver

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50,000 seniors have cancelled their AARP membership because of the organization's support for saving Medicare and lowering healthcare costs. Will you join me in joining the AARP to commend them for their honesty? See LINK: I'd like to give my support to all those who canceled their memberships. Here is an article detailing why this overhaul of our health care industry won't work. http://www.europac.net/externalframeset.asp?id=16767&type=schiff

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Suggest the name of tea house The China Pod

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What would be a really bad user name? Your cell phone number.

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Will the United States ever be as respected worldwide as it once was? Never. Right now we are the laughing stock of the world. When Timothy Geitner went to China recently he was asked if our recent string of bailouts and money printing would lead to a weaker dollar, when he said, "the dollar will remain strong" - he was openly laughed at by the attendees. We are an empire on the verge of collapse.

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Is President Obama the real target of health care protesters, not policy? See LINK: No - it's the horrible policies he's trying to implement.

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If it is discovered that the deck is missing one card in the middle of a game, does the game continue with a new deck or do you start over? In my poker room, if it is discovered that a card is missing in the middle of the hand, I as the dealer, call the floor person over and declare that I have a 'sticky deck' which indicates to them a card is missing. Never do you say "I only counted 51 cards". They would then bring a set-up (2 new decks) and hopefully no one would be aware of the circumstances. If someone...

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What is a career or job title that starts with the letter B, C or D? Blackjack dealer

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If you were forced to change your first name to something starting with the letter V, W or Z, what would you change it to? Wesley

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What's something you'd rather not ever touch? The Sun.

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If you had to choose a political figure to become your new BFF (best friend forever), who would it be? Ron Paul. I like people I respect.

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What comes to mind when i say "Capitalism" dead.

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Should America trust China? right up until they purchase us....

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What do you think the world would be better without? Fiat currency.

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What nonexistent word should be a word? Lookit. Like, hey, Lookit! That guy just fell off his bike.

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Is your cell phone in your pocket? Naturally.

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Do you know of any seven seater cars that aren't completely hideous? What about a Honda Element? Or is that hideous?

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What song right now, best depicts your current state or condition in life? How about this one.... Love remains the same

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Guys, how many drinks does it take for you to get on the dance floor? About 5. haha

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What are the unusual things in your bedroom? fresh flowers... Bars of silver....

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Who or what is the worst failure ever? America's current monetary policy.

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What is your generation going to be remembered for? The collapse of the American economy.

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What are some defining elements of a just and free society? I would say letting businesses fail when they make bad decisions. I think the recent round of bailouts is a terrible example to be set.

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For those of you who have seen the movie "The Kite Runner", what did you think of it? I loved that movie, it was a great story. I like movies about redemption :)

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What is the oldest television show you actually remember watching as a child? I remember a few... The Donna Reed Show My Three Sons and Mr Ed :)

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Can you name a job where you might often encounter angry people? A poker dealer, someone always wins and someone always loses.

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Can you name a country that has only one sylable? Crete.

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May I smother you with my boobs? But you're so far away....perhaps you could just ship them here and I could have someone smother me for you?

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Would you all join me in wishing my dearest and most beloved Sak (aka Sexing your gooses) a very Happy Birthday on his super special day? Please bring boobs if you have them. I shall scent them with peppermint oil and myrrh.

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What is the worst piece of junk food you have eaten today? Be honest! Cinnamon rolls :)

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A four line poem about summer? Up a bit groggy from tap beer and wine, Cinnamon rolls with the morning sunshine. Out for a drive along the chain of lakes, Today is perfect, no sign of snowflakes.

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Who is the next celebrity that will die next? Abe Vigoda.

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What is the most popular name for a rabbit? Tuna

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What might someone push? it :)

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Name something that isn't round, that rhymes with poop? Soup :)

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What 'crazy' invention, might people have laughed at 50 years ago, that is commonplace today? A solar powered cell phone. I think they would have thought you certifiable.

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What sports card, was 'the' card to have, when you were a kid? Jose Canseco rookie card.

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On what hand do you wear your watch and why? On my left hand because it is right.

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What is your best guilty pleasure movie? Rudy

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What can you do faster than anyone else? For some unknown reason I can say the alphabet backwards really really fast.

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Where in the USA is electricity cheapest? Probably in the desert where solar panels can actually produce more electricity than your home uses, and you can sell the excess back to the utility company :)

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What goes around in circles? Arguments.

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So tell me your funniest religious joke. (and please nobody rate anyone down because the joke offends them) points to everyone who responds. What is a Jewish woman's favorite wine? "I wanna go to Miami!"

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Isn't Obama a blessing so far? Hell no. His budget proposal for the next year is over $2 TRILLION. I don't like Republicans or Democrats. What we need, is smaller government, not a ballooning one, if we keep up this gigantic spending spree watch the Federal government go the way of California and all the other state governments that are teetering on the brink of insolvency.

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What was the last word that you came across and didn't know the definition of? Loquacious....it means talkative.

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What is an example of a question that might have been asked in the 1950's if there was an answerbag at that time? What will the world be like in the year 2000?

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Do you like playing chess? How often do you play? Yes. I get ruined nearly every time I play.

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Give me a Name beginning with the Letter S - that you like please...? I like the name Simone.

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Can you resist the urge to answer this question? I just couldn't, no. Wish to hell to hell I'd thought of this question though, it's right up my alley.

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Are you ready to know the truth about the ABer we knew as DreAnna? See my answer......... So, I really dislike this question. There is no link to your answer, just a slew of 'i had my suspicions...' What is the consensus of what happened? kids? A total scam to get 6 peoples email addresses? To me it doesn't make sense. I can't honestly believe it was kids or bored teenagers. And a scam doesn't hold up for me either.....I love books about cons and...

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Have you watched a really good movie recently that you would like to recommend? Dot the i ---

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Can you name any songs with the word bridge in the title, or about a bridge,or the group has bridge in it's name? London Bridge is falling down. Other than that, I can think of a song that has a wonderful 'bridge'. It's the bridge of the song, the part that doesn't repeat, and that builds tension for the climax to the song. The song that came to mind is The Go-go's -- Our lips are sealed. (the bridge starts...."hush my darling..." ...

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What would be a good alternative to using money? And if there isn't an alternative, how do we get out of a profit driven system? Well a good alternative to using fiat (or government mandated) money would be to use what The United States was founded upon, the Constitution states that only gold and silver shall be used as legal tender. We left the gold standard completely in 1971. I would argue that nothing but gold and silver IS money. Therefore a currency backed by gold or silver, to me, would be the only alternative.

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What is something you have that is expired or soon to be expired? My library books...

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Answer this question with the very first word that comes to mind , one word only please , how are you feeling...? The very first word that came to mind was... SLICED.

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Can I use "companion" as a verb? I don't think so.....accompany seems like the proper verb to me.

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Would you ever seriously consider naming your child after someone you met on Answerbag? Possibly....I like the name Shelby.....and Ooshka :)

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Which of these boys names do you like the most: Fox, Noah, Oliver, Henry or Spencer? I like Henry. Simple and strong.

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Do you have a current will and life insurance policy? Nope and nope. But I was thinking of starting a business that catalogs one's belongings by taking photos, and putting everything on a dvd-rom for insurance purposes. whattya think?

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Do you like boob salad? Only if it is organic :)

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If you had to have a sign above your head all the time, what would it say? So?

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How would you finish the sentence? "I would be rich if I didn't ...." have a job. I want to own a business.

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Could you use the word 'Twitter' in a sentence and make it sound obscene? Having sex outdoors makes it difficult to wipe up the twitter. :D

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What's something you can use ice cubes for? I sometimes use them to test if my silver is real or not. Silver is the best conductor of heat, and when you place an ice cube on a piece of pure silver, it melts almost immediately. A neat, quick, purity test :)

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I'm not the flashiest or most technical guitar player, but I really do LOVE the guitar. Is flashiness or technical ability all that matters nowadays, or can someone who lacks the ability to "shred" but who genuinely loves to play still be appreciated? A good friend once told me that Rock 'n Roll is 20% talent and 80% fashion.

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In a class of 22 students, mean hand length is 11cm. What is the sum of all hand lengths? X/22=11 Multiply both sides by 22, you get this.... X=11*22 Solve for X

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What useless things are now sold at a very high price? hot dogs, jewelery, horse and carriage rides - and other equally useless crap on shows like Celebrity Apprentice

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What are the simple things to remember to win in a chess match? Learn a solid opening. Stick with that and learn it well. Everything falls into place with a good opening.

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How often do you have shiny, happy fits of rage? Every full moon. I run bare chested through the streets and howl incessantly. I am truly a sight to behold.

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Name a themed hotel you would like to see in Las Vegas? A few - Golf, Military, or maybe some kind of comic book theme.

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What body of water are you closest to? The Mississippi

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Do you know any songs that are good to fall asleep to? What are they? Robert Miles - Children Zero 7 - Destiny Morcheeba - Sao Paulo

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Dirty aftershave gun - this is a anagram, can anyone help please. A furry vendetta sigh :) ?

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Can you sum up love in one word? sacrifice.

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May I be your flesh eating bug? Ummm.......hell yes? **shrug**

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Are you down with the Rasta? I'm on the outs with the Rasta, they took some of my spaghetti sauce once, / I'm still not over it.....

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Do you have a sexy moustache? Not at all, but I have some sexy 'Lost" stubble cooking....

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If you were opening a high class Western Saloon what might you call it...? "High Balls"

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Where else can I go to find an avatar like mine? google images and save it to your computer, then load it in.

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How would you react if you were having a conversation with someone about your day when they interrupt you by saying: "Look, I really don't care. I only asked how your day was to be polite"? That would really bother me. I'd be talking to myself with rage,.. I'd probably say something like....Why the fuck did you ask me you insufferable cock?

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What is a movie that you remember fondly, but nobody you know seems to know it exists? First Ascent - Documentary rock climbing movie about the first climbs of some very difficult routes. Clip:

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What is a really mundane part of life that you genuinely enjoy? I like getting the mail - but now there is talk of the USPS stopping service on Saturdays...that would only leave 5 days for glorious mail retrieval.

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Whats the most beautiful name you have ever heard? Salomeh

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Who do you think has the best username on Answerbag? Ruby Doomsday. or Penal Colony.

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What do you get if you cross a question with an answer? A Quanswer :)

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How many chins do you have? 00 __ U U two.

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What would it take for you to quit AB? Maybe a few dozen ten ounce bars of gold :D

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Is there a word that just sounds cool when you say it? Loquacious Lookit!

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Have you ever been someones secret? Yes - and she was mine.

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How many people on AB are left handed? I'm left handed, but I golf and swing a bat right handed :)

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Other than water, name one beverage you can't live without? I can't. I don't drink anything but water and beer, but I could live without beer.

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What's the temperature outside right now where you're at? It's 27 here. Last night it was -21F! Today it's a balmy -6 :)

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How do you open a savings account that is set up for a child to receive at the age of 18? I have another approach - instead of a savings account, maybe just go to a coin shop every few weeks and purchase a 1 oz silver coin...they will add up fast, always retain their value and teach the value of 'real' wealth :)

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I AM AN ACUTE ANGLE. MY SUPPLEMENT AND COMPLEMENT ARE THEMSELVES SUPPLEMENTARY ANGLES. WHAT IS MY MEASURE? 45 degrees - Compliment = 45 degrees supplement = 135 degrees 45+135 = 180 :)

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TODAY IS ALL CAPS THURSDAY, ARE YOU WITH US OR AGAINST US? fuck that.

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Zombie murderer, Symbeline has reached level 70. Give it up for her. Won't you?...Hot chocolate! Shall I get the whip for some nice congratulatory spankings? Or maybe we could read each other fairy tales? Wait no....I know how to celebrate....Lets go to a rock show...

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How often do you buy new shoes? About once a year - I buy Ecco shoes, and they last forever, so I needn't buy new shoes that often.

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What is one answer that would make me blush? Remember that horrible thing you did when you were little? Don't tell me, just think about...no. really think about it.

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I am free to take a few questions from my fans. What's your first question? Does your belt match the shades?

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What question on AB is your number 60? Who are "they"? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/373649

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What is your birthstone? Mine too.

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What's your dad's favourite song? Mine likes a bit of this. My Dad likes the Moody Blues - so probably Knights in White Satin.

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Do you buy refills for your ink pens or just buy new pens? I usually just steal pens.

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What's your opinion about me on AB?(be honest) You're extremely triangular.

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How long have you been debating going to bed? It's 1:30 am here. Central Time zone soul mate: for a while now. okay, decided. now's the time. bye.

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How do i stop my ab addiction? A state wide electrical storm.

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If you were walking down the street and found a sealed letter, what would you do? A few different scenarios: 1. Address and postage - mail it off 2. Address no postage - pay for postage and mail it off 3. No address - mail it to a foreign friend

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Love has no _________What? Reason. By that I mean it is what it is - no explanation is necessary.

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Who can I turn to when I need someone to bring me up? I'm so tired of being the cheerleader for everyone when I don't have a cheerleader for me when I'm down... I'm a pretty decent cheerer upper - give me an email when you feel lousy - I'll do my best to lift those spirits - I'm a wacky nutjob goofball, so I'm sure something I send you will cheer you up. Try me. bjohnt9@yahoo.com

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What is your favorite lyric? What does it mean to you? "One man gathers what another man spills" Just made me think about things I guess....

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What is the most disgusting pickled food in your opinion? Any of the crazy side dishes they serve at Korean restaurants

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Do you have everything you need? Probably not - I'll need land to farm and the tools of the trade..

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What is one fact about you that we don't know and would be surprised to find out? I have about $20,000 worth of silver bullion in my safe.

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Did anyone see the movie "Phone Booth " and what did you think of it? I thought is was horrible.

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What is one thing every man, woman or child has in common? blood.

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How do you best communicate with the youth of today? Probably a mass text message.

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How else can you say..."Big Deal" or "Who Cares?" So? :)

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Why do I receive new answer notifications only about one third of the time? I'll go through my older questions, find a bunch of answers I never rated, because I didn't know they answered. I have some questions with tons of answers and what I do to make sure I have rated them all is to sort them by date - you need to click the button twice, but then you can see all the answers you haven't rated yet :)

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If a doctor told you that you were going to die,what is the first thing you would ask them? Will it hurt?

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Would you rather die by falling or drowning? I almost died once from a bad fall, it's very scary too, but drowning is just so terrifying - I'll have to go with that. But like my grampa always said - 'it's not the fall that kills you - it's the sudden stop'

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Does your automobile have two or four doors? I have a 4 door sedan and a 2 door coupe :)

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Will you write down the name/names of your best friends also mention that if they are male or female? Ryan and Jenny

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Do you think that you're good at cheering other people up? Yes, I've been told I excel at that particular task on more than one occasion.

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I want the nick names for our grand daughter ,starting with the letter s Sprout Squeak Scamp

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Please make up a sentence with the word Blubber' in it Warm rain feels like little bits of blubber falling from the sky.

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Should the people who answer questions with nothing but a picture of Richard Simmons and some "witty" text be required to pay Sakhalinskii a fee for ripping off his creativity? I did that once - Where do I send the royalties?

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Will you help cover my naughty bits in mud? Again?

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My bf is not an AB member,and is jelous of AB because I spend too much time answerbagging.How can I calm him down? Just tell him that you're over him and that you've fallen madly in love with someone named MrBLT.

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Do you suffer from middle-class guilt? Sort of - the other day I wondered what it would be like to sleep outside and walk the streets every day. Made me grateful - but not ashamed.

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Why do I hate all of you? Because we are all insufferable cocks.

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Are you hated/disrespected just for doing your job? Sometimes - actually almost always. I have a weird job in that way - I deal poker, and each and every hand, someone wins, and someone loses - sometimes the loser will say something like this: "This dealer! I never win with the dealer! He kills me, every time - this dealer!"

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Can you tell me something about yourself that you think I would enjoy knowing? I am a poker dealer :)

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Do you have a creative way to come on to someone? Go up to them and whisper - 'you are so damn beautiful'

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What word do you spell wrong over and over and over? Becasue Thnaks and there's one other one - but I can't think of it right now.

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Name 3 things you think will become obsolete in 10 years? Honestly? United States Dollars (Federal Reserve Notes) Credit Default Swaps (& AIG) Social Security

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Have you seen the British television show Extras? I like the show very much - I tried to buy the first few seasons on DVD but when they arrived the had the wrong country code. Never got them to work - now I'm over it - My favorite shows now are Arrested Development and It's always Sunny in Philadelphia - both are brilliant. You can watch them both here - http://www.hulu.com/

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How many cars have you owned in your lifetime? Can you name them? 1978 Mazda RX-3 1991 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera 1990 Toyota Celica 1998 Honda Civic 1999 Honda Accord 2001 Audi A6

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You're the movie reviewer. What's the last movie you saw, and how would you rate it? 7 Pounds - Good, but sad - great ending. Gran Torino - Awesome! Clint is unbelievably superb - some bad acting in spots, but way - way good. Slumdog Millionaire - Truly excellent! Must see - great great show, all around brilliant.

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What are the two favorite things you own? My shoes and my bed.

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How often does it snow where you live? A few times a month every winter - we haven't had any for a week or so, but March is our snowiest month :)

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Whats your opinion on breast implants? is it worth doing? I know who a few girls who have them and some say it makes them feel better about themselves, others seem to like them, but for me - I don't really see the need, they cost a lot and I seem to like a small handful better anyways.

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Let's play "never have i ever..." Post a statement that you have never done and comment on it if you have. First person with five comments wins! Let the game begin! Never have i ever... Snorted cocaine...

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Who have you been turning Japanese for lately? ....

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If I told you I had a crush on an ABer, would you think it was you? maybe? was that wrong of me? :)

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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? Yeah, he wouldn't know reft from right :D

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If you were a cocktail, what mix of drinks would you be,and why? A good vodka and a cold glass.

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In the midnight hour, have you ever cried: "More! More! More!"? In the midnight hour I'm usually 'dancing with myself' if you know what I mean...

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The answer is 17... What is the question? "How young is too young?"

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What have you got on your feet at the moment? They are currently wrapped in a blanket at the foot of my bed.

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What is the weirdest name you have ever heard? I know someone who wanted to use numbers and the goverment wouldnt let him. It was Q2Q2. I used to know a Vietnamese guy named y phuc :D

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Would you like me to call you up on the telephone? More than just about anything in this world.

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If you have plans to be cremated, what do you wish to be done with your ashes? Whatever they see fit - just as long as I don't end up in an urn.

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Whats your favourite legal way to have fun except for the obvious one!? I like to gamble, and play poker.

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Why do Chinese restaurants often have a fish tank? It's probably associated with luck. Lots of things in Asian culture are there for prosperity and wellness. I'm sure a fish tank is a sign of good fortune (or something similar)

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What are some good uses for cigarette butts? (recycling) If you stuffed a whole bunch together you could probably make some kind of air filter.

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If you are trying to cut soda out of your diet but soda is all you drink, what do you recommend instead? Get a one gallon jug of water from the grocery store and keep it in your fridge - drink it with everything. Know that it is nourishing your body. I can't drink anything else. When the jug runs out, just fill it with tap water and put it back - a never ending supply of free delicious water.

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Do you like to drink water? And if so, at what temperature do you drink water? I drink nothing but water. I drink water from the fridge in a big jug - ?? 50 degrees?

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Is a question without a question mark a question? What do you think....

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I think that rigor mortis is starting to set in on me. How do I know for sure? Hook up some jumper cables to your nipples.

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What things can't be learned from any book? How to be a man.

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Can you make up an imaginery name for a village? Rothlem

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Will you help me open this jar of salad dressing? It won't budge. **twists** - there ya go :)

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Have you felt like you've ever cheated death before? I broke 15 bones one time - I'd say that counts.

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Britney Spears or asparagus spears? Neither - They both make my urine smelly.

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Do stingy or miserly people annoy you? Only at work because I work for tips - but other than that I could care less.

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What type of food should you never eat on a date? And tell us why please. How bout fast food?, any of it.

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Is it true that human use to have tails? an is it true that a whale use to have legs? Whales today have leg bones, and some whales that have washed ashore have small hind legs. They are totally useless, but it's true :) Not sure about the tails though.

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I just discovered that my Grandmother looked like (a healthy and sober) Lindsey Lohan. Should I be happy, or horrified? You should be happy. She sounds like a cheerful old soul, with freckles.

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If a woman is beaten by her partner and does not leave immediately, are any subsequent beatings she might endure her fault, or somehow deserved, for having stayed in the relationship? Of course not. Beatings are never deserved. A good screaming match might be deserved, but physical violence against women is just not cool.

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Who, would you say, was the greatest inventor, having impacted the most lives in the 20th century? Archimedes

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Is there a local term for the place that you are from? For instance, I'm from Portsmouth which is affectionately known locally as Pompey Minneapolis and St Paul are known as the Twin Cities, hence the Minnesota Twins baseball team :)

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What would you absolutely HATE to find in your bedroom? Bugs crawling all over the walls.

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If you were forced to drink only one drink for the next 30 years, what would it be? Since I don't really drink anything else anyway - I'd go with agua.

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What do you see outside your window right now? Snow flurries whipping about.

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What is the best thing you can make in the kitchen? I can make the bomb chicken stir fry with rice, or a super yummy pot roast.

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What was the best gift you either gave or received this year? I gave my mother and father each a one ounce gold coin for Christmas. I think they each liked it quite a bit.

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Do the bailouts exist only to slow the collapse so that the criminals that arranged them can shuffle their money into devalued tangibles in order to later sell them back to us at inflated prices with easy credit -- on their terms? Yes. Each bailout kicks the eventual depression a little further down the road in the dark alley. Pretty soon its gonna hit the wall.

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Do you think you have nice/pretty feet? Describe them please. Absolutely not. My feet are laced with lots of scars from multiple surgeries. No - not pretty, not nice.

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Question for guys. Can you describe your body to me please and let me know about the bit you are most proud of? I'm 6'2" dark hair, dark eyes. I've been told my best feature is my ears.

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I collect books...of all kinds. What book might you give me that would reflect who you are? What a great question! Well, for me, I am a poker dealer and my bookshelf has a whole section of poker books. I'd give you my copy Small Stakes Hold'em - I have read that book so many times it's basically falling apart. It's gonna need some duct tape love if I ever peruse it again.

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Money makers? only way to make more money is to mine it out of the ground.

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Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70 :)

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A man walks into a post office, and stares at a wanted picture. A woman asks him "sir, do you know this man?" and he replies, "brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my father's son." What relation is the man in the photo to him? It's his son.

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Can someone explain to me what derivatives are? Ok - this is kind of long and complicated, but this guy explains really really well what credit default swaps are - the largest piece of the gigantic derivatives market:

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If you left the United States now, would you return? Rarely, maybe never. It'd be hard though... not coming back for family funerals...

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What would happen to the US if the US dollar collapsed? Commodity prices would explode. Things like sugar, wheat, oil, gold....anything that actually has value. Plus we'd have martial law in the streets and a major food shortage.

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Who could have stolen the Picasso and Matisse prints out of a museum in Berlin? Maybe the museum hired the thieves to steal them? I'm sure they were both insured for many millions....that way they keep the paintings and get the insurance $$$

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Which is the most romantic sentence that you can say to your most beloved one? I feel safe with you.

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Give me a good alternative rock or metal band and a great song by them. I'll check it out and let you know what I think! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTWSSCYUD4E&feature=related

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Have you ever tried to answer all the questions in the top 1,000 all-time most popular AB questions? No - I have no interest in that. I think a few of those questions belong to me anyhow :) I know I have #38.

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Was the whole economy a Ponzi Scheme? Social Security in the USA is the definition of a Ponzi scheme - new investors pay the older ones until it all comes crashing down. With the first wave of baby boomers retiring this year - yeah - game over.

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Does my username offend you? I don't know. does this? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5054139

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In the movie "Falling Down" what was the name of the restaurant that Michael Douglas's character visits for breakfast? I think it was Buddy Burger - not sure though, that's just my first reaction. Wait - Whammy Burger!!

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Anybody have predictions for 2009? This about sums it up:

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Is eating a donut part of your morning ritual? Good god no.

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What comes after a century? (as in decade, century...) A Millennium is a thousand years.

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What is your favorite Jean Claude Van Damme Movie? Mine is Bloodsport. Kickboxer - I must have watched that about ten times. The fists dipped in broken glass? I mean, come on.

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Who is the most important person on AB to you? as a friend. A magnificent bitch...but I'm not telling.

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What did everyone do right when the new year started? I was dealing poker, nobody seemed to care that much.

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Would you please write a short New Years poem? Please! The snow is falling in a whip, delaying all those holiday trips. Soon the sun will shine, Spring and Summer.....2009.

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I'm new here, so I don't know much... How do you change your profile picture from a bag to a different picture? 1. Click blue button 2. edit my profile/avatar 3. Click change avatar 4. Click browse 5. Search for whatever pic you like ( I usually just go to google images) 6. submit :)

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I just whispered something in your ear. What did i say? "You can have me anytime you want."

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Do you know and jokes about strippers? Please share! What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been inside a 747. Not really about strippers, but it seemed appropriate.

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I'm a blank piece of paper,what would you write on me? My favorite part ---------->

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I need your help! My dad left a small business in 3 names, mine,2 siblings. My brother is taking over everything. My mom is on his side(her problem) My dad loved this mechanic shop for 43yrs. Should i let go or can i do it? Please I'm depending on you!!!! It sounds like your brother is a mechanic, if so, I would say it's natural for him to take over the shop - but - that doesn't mean that you can't play a vital role. Maybe you could order the parts, or perhaps do the books, or become an apprentice under your bro. What ever came about?

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What color goes well with a dark purple shirt? For a tie? Maybe black with just a touch of yellow.

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What's the funniest or most inventive personalized license plate you ever saw? do you remember what kind of car it was? I saw this one by a small airport by my old house: AV8R

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What are your comfort/discomfort zones re: doing things socially by yourself vs with others? (For ex: see a movie, eat in a restaurant, walk in the park, see a play or concert, go to a museum, see a ball game, etc) I hate shopping with anyone else, I need to do that by myself. Bars are no fun alone, need company for that. Restaurants I can eat by myself or with company, except on a date I usually don't eat as much, then chow down when I get home. Movies I like to go with others, but I used to go by myself when I had a goofy night schedule. Walk in the park is a toss up. I would prefer to do that...

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I am buying a car audio system and automatic starter for my sebring. Any brand suggestions and why? Everyone I know is just loyal to what they use whether it is the best or not. For the most part people tell me clarion, alpine, & jvc. Thanks Alpine was always my favorite, now I have Bose - yeah. Game over.

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Whats you favorite type of wings? Buffalo, hot, teriyaki, chicken(from Chinese place), BBQ, honey, spicy, Cajun, garlic or etc.,? Sesame are good.

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Do you consider 2 a.m. to be early morning or late night? I consider it to be just about bedtime...5 am is about bedtime for me.

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The sweet, lovely, witty, super cute, all of that, Lovehearts is now a Guru. Who all would like to congratulate her? Congrats Lovely :) I know her real name, but I'm not tellin!!

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How can i build my vocabulary quickly and effortlessly? New Year insight from AB please? It won't be quick or effortless, but here's one way. Read the dictionary, seriously, sit and read it out. When you come to a word you don't know - highlight it. Then, when you're done with the dictionary, write out the highlighted words with the definitions in groups of twenty into a notebook, and quiz yourself.

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Was there ever a question were you nervous about asking on Answerbag? What was it? And if you haven't asked it yet, what's stopping you? I had an idea for a question, but its a religious question, and that's not really my bag - if you want to go for it.... If the messiah came back to save us all from the apocalypse, would anyone believe him?

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Is your most valuable coin also your favourite? If not, which is? My most valuable coin is a 1 ounce gold - called a Canadian Maple Leaf. My favorite coin is the one that hangs around my neck - It was a Christmas gift this year - a 1912 gold quarter eagle.

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Who likes Hot Buttered Rum? If I can pour it over you - well....then I love it. yes.

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If I were to buy you a present ( up to $500), what would you like? A few of these: http://cgi.ebay.com/HUMUNGOUS-UNC-SILVER-PANAMA-1971-20-BALBOAS-INCREDIBLE_W0QQitemZ320305768872QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item320305768872&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50

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If you are higher than a level 5 contributor, do you think you're better than me? Nope, I think you are the bomb.com

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Which issues of magazines or newspapers have you saved? My mom has an article from when I got interviewed in kindergarten because my class had been selected to grow some tomato seeds that had been aboard the Nasa space shuttle. I had a big picture in the Star Tribune on the variety page along side a baby space tomato plant :) Can't make that stuff up.

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Do you see any silver lining to the current recession? I think the current 'deflation' that we are experiencing is temporary. Gas prices and other goods have gone down in price recently because of the financial world 'deleveraging' or unwinding and selling off their assets to pay back enormous amounts of debt. This has caused the dollar to rally. But if you look at the fundamentals - our economy is a house of cards. Social...

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Who made me do it? Freedom Issues made me do it :)

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Do you know any drug related songs? Here's one I bet you don't know 12 Rods - I think I'm flying

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Guys: Have you ever, or have you ever wanted to, spun/spin in a circle whilst peeing, thus creating the "sprinkler" effect? I've wanted to try that for a while. Perhaps on my parking ramp before I head off to work?

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Do you believe in angelic miracles? No. I don't believe in talking snakes or Jonah living in a whale either.

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If you use a gift card to buy a gift for someone, would that be considered regifting? Not if you get them another gift card?

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Isn't 69, such a sexy level? I give that a hell yes.

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When was the last time you did a random act of kindness for a stranger? ( and what was it) I parked at my favorite local restaurant a few days ago, and as I was walking in, a car was spinning its wheels in the snow. It was a blizzard that day, she was really stuck. So without a word, I just started pushing on the back of her car until she got moving again :)

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Does the metaphorical expression "Don't sh*t where you eat", imply that "sh*tting" is f**cking and that the "kitchen" is the bedroom? Of course not! If it was then the expression would read "Don't fuck in the bedroom." No no dear - in the expression, 'shitting' refers to a few things: Being an asshole, being gross, and generally just plain fucking up. 'Where you eat' refers to a few things as well: Your home, at work, and any other place you spend the majority of your time. At least...

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Are there Stupid Answerers and Questioners at AB? They let me appreciate the witted users even more.

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I have several flat, red, rounded spots on my chest and stomach. They do not itch, burn or hurt and do not look like acne. Otherwise, I feel fine. What could this be? It might be pityriasis rosea... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pityriasis_rosea

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May I eat your soul? This guy wants to eat your soul.... come to daddy....

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We all pay for life with death, so shouldn't everything in between be free? I suppose you could look at the flip side to that coin...... death is free, everyone gets it - no wonder why life is so damn expensive.

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What was the last thing somebody else chose for you? My Christmas gift?

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My friend Biggesfour has just reached the level Maestro, would you help me congratulate him? He's really, really big. Well done Big, now... Where can I get one of those trendy cardboard signs?

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Want to see how much the bailouts are costing us compared to other historic US government expenditures (adjusted to today's dollar)? See attached graphs. Yeah, if we keep this up our currency will collapse through hyperinflation...

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Am I the only one working the Friday after Christmas? nope....I work tonight - 8pm to 5am

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I'm just a kid and me and my sis both got $140ea.shes getting the Samsung gravity cell phone.i dont want a new cell, and the money is burning my whole pocket up.what should i do with it?remember im a kid and i dont want to invest/charity.not that it's bad You could buy some silver coins. They are really neat to have. And if you ever get bored with them or need the money, you can always sell them, they should retain their value :) Here's a cool one you could afford :) ...

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Find the nearest coin, flip it. Heads or tails? I want to see if it's really equal. First of all - It won't be equal. If you flip a coin a million times the chances that it will be 500k to 500k are astronomically slim. It might not even be close. There will be gigantic swings in each direction. Sorry, I'm a statistics dork. Anyway - mine was heads :)

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Does anyone else go out of their way to step on particularly crunchy-looking leaves? I can't be alone in this. Yes, I do that too. If I see a good looking rock to kick, I sometimes do a little stutter step to make sure I get maximum distance :)

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What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I sleep with, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? It's not. That's why I'm a Libertarian.

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What song would you like to tribute to others this holiday season? How about a little American Music....

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Do you keep your money neatly arranged in your wallet, or crumple the bills in your pocket? Just one fold, I don't carry a wallet.

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I'm considering buying a luxury car but want the one that is long lasting and cheap to fix what car is that? Not an Audi A4 - they are very expensive to fix. Maybe an Acura TL or something, they are just about as easy to fix as a Honda - I'd say that.

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Who else is having a crappy Christmas Day? Sorry to hear your day is going badly. Mine was good, but sad at the same time, this was my first Christmas since my grandma passed away. I hope your day turns around dear, I am very sorry for your loss :(

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According to the UN Food and Agriculture Organization, the global food supply has narrowed to just 12 crops and 14 animal species. "The erosion of biodiversity . . severely compromises global food security." Your comments? If that scares you, this will terrify you.... http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/12/20/212722/43/694/675613

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What are the most points you have ever recieved in one day on answerbag? I think I had a +650 day. If I ever make 1000 in a day, I'm going to set fire to my computer.

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What kinds of quesitons get a lot of points that shouldn't? The ones that I really dislike are the ones that say "What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say _____?" I mean, seriously, where does it end? I could ask a zillion questions like that - but I just let 'em go.

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Would you like to dedicate a song to me? Here you go....

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Which blog do you visit very frequently? mine is http://iwillfuckingtearyouapart.blogspot.com/ Well, since I am of the opinion that the sky is falling, and our economy is about to collapse I read the following two: http://economicrot.blogspot.com/ http://daveeriqat.wordpress.com/

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Did you receive any really pathetic gifts this Christmas? I got a jumbo economy sized pack of hot cocoa :( I guess I'm gonna have to learn to love it..

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Have you ever been stunned into speechlessness by the unfathomable stupidity of another human being? yeah, but for a sad reason. I was talking to my cousin at my grandma's funeral a few months back, and after talking a while, I asked her where her dad was. She told me that her dad was sitting in the car out in the parking lot. I asked why is he out there, and she told me that her mom was mad at him and refused to let him in. I know my uncle, and I know why he sat outside. It...

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For all the men out there... if you are not a boob guy then what are you? I'm totally and absolutely a face guy. I am such a sucker, I love a great face with a nice body and a long dark pony tail.....oh yeah.

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I went to a gambling casino and actually gambled for the first time in one. Anyone believe in beginners luck? I work in a casino and yes - I have seen it so many times that I am a believer - I think the fact that they don't know what they are doing (for the most part) and the fact that they can happily leave a winner make a huge difference - after you become a full blown gambler its a lot harder to leave after a small win :) What were you playing??

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What goes on at the Bilderberg Meetings? Discussions about the future of banking and world economies. I suspect the last one had talks concerning the future collapse of the dollar.

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What do you buy a man who has everything? One of these: http://cgi.ebay.com/1-oz-Gold-Eagle-50-coin-mint-condition-2008_W0QQitemZ250347164264QQcmdZViewItemQQptZCoins_Bullion?hash=item250347164264&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A0|293%3A1|294%3A50 If that's too expensive - you can get 1/2 oz or 1/10 oz too :)

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Would you still be my friend if I had no legs? Oh dear - if that happened I would not want to be one of my neighborhood joggers - I would go out at night and hide in dark corners with a jungle machete. What size legs do you need?

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Are you crispety, crunchety and peanut-buttery? someday love, god willing.

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My son gave a homeless person today $5 for Christmas.This guy snatched it outta his hands without a thank you or anything. Is it me or would you wanna go take it back? It made my son feel very bad..he's only 8 and that was his allowance. That's horrible. I feel bad for your son, what a nice little gentleman he is :) Instead of teaching him to give to beggars, you could teach him to volunteer so that its a win win, he saves his money and the good deeds get done :)

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What are some of the best R&B and hip hop songs from the 90s? Doe or Die - Picture This - The whole record. Here's one from that album. This was was my 90's anthem....

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I said Happy Hanukkah to a few people today, and they responded "I'm not Jewish". I am Jewish and when I am told Merry Christmas, I just say thank you, you too... Should they have done the same? Should they have done the same? I don't think so. To me - and this is only me - it'd be like saying 'happy birthday' - I'd say "but it's not my birthday". That's how my feeble brain sees it. Hope that doesn't offend you because I think you're great :) Happy Hanukkah Fun :)

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How do men feel about women when the women give the man a blow job? I'm a fan (big).

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What are your thoughts on people who constantly have to be in a relationship and they cannot be single? I know several people like that - It honestly grosses me out a little. Probably because I am so utterly the exact opposite.

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Are you debt free? Not debt free, but I am solvent (more assets than debts)

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My mum bought a house in France and to our amazement some of the walls were carpeted...what odd things have you come across when viewing or buying a houses? At my old house there were two bedrooms downstairs. The funny part was there was a bathroom between the two rooms that was not otherwise accessible. After receiving my real estate appraisal license, I learned that this was called 'functional obsolescence' - other examples of this include a home with an outdated power grid, or a badly designed floor plan.

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When was the last time you received or bought a t-shirt with a name of a country printed on it? My mother got me a zip up hoodie from her recent trip to Italy about a month ago, it says 'Italia' :)

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What is gold outside, white inside and starts with a T? This timepiece:

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Are you somewhat of a pretentious wanker? I'm more of a trendy fresh. Trrrennddy, and Fressssssh - not sure what that means, but it sounds pretentious and wankster.

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What can you not find on ebay? Guns.

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What's wrong with giving points? Why was my question rejected? What was I doing wrong? Yeah, it was nice and everything, but you can't promise points just for answering, or ask for points. The moderation hounds eat those up quickly. You'd think they could just answer your question, same net result :)

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Do you think Barack Obama is constitutionally qualified to run for President of the United States? (Berg v. Obama) Here is a fantastic article on this subject exactly: http://daveeriqat.wordpress.com/2008/11/29/is-the-president-elect-eligible/

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What is your favorite feature in your car? All wheel drive and Bose surround sound.

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What are some good come backs if someone says something nasty to your face? My favorite thing to say is....wait for it.....: So? There is no good thing they can say once you say that :) So? best comeback ever.

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If i wrote you a check for $50,000 today, what would you do with it? Deposit it, then buy 5 of these: http://cgi.ebay.com/AMERICAN-SILVER-EAGLE-GREEN-MONSTER-BOX-2007_W0QQitemZ330295536537QQcmdZViewItemQQptZCoins_Bullion?hash=item330295536537&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2|65%3A16|39%3A1|240%3A1318

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In the movie Bennie and Joone, she asks if he is having a "Boo Radley" moment. What exactly is a Boo Radley moment? Boo Radley was a character in "To kill a mockingbird" - he was a recluse, a shy and quiet man that the townspeople liked to gossip about because he was such a shut in. So, a Boo Radley moment is when you are isolated and shut off from the world, at least that would be my guess :)

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Is it true that Milwaukee has more bars than Minnesota? I doubt that very much. You were probably thinking of toothless Packer fans. They have us crushed in that dept.

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Can you write a Haiku about the collapse of the American economy? The dollar is done. New word - Hyperinflation. Get out while you can.

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With the economic downturn, have you decided to do anything like dig up your lawn and plant a garden? I'm getting ready to leave the country :)

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Whats your favorite tv show old or new? Mr. Ed - that show could keep me entertained if I was on a desert island. Of course I'd come back to civilization completely insane.

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Whats perfect? This guys circle.

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Agree or disagree: It is obvious that God made the world; just look at how beautifully designed it is! Disagree. ...............yeah. Really really disagree.

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I need to know which is better dudes. An extremely attractive girl? or a girl with a really good personality? The pretty ones always cost more.

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What kind & brand of shoes do you wear most of the time? Ecco, best on Earth. Seriously.

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If you could be a doctor, then would you? Hells no. I reserve cutting things with sharp knives for the kitchen :)

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Recent studies have shown that $1.6 billion went to the execs of the bailed-out banks. (source Associated Press) As a taxpayer, do you feel your tax dollars were put to good use? Seeing as the currency is about to collapse, I'm not too worried about my future tax dollars. I'm more worried about leaving the country and learning how to farm.

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If you could be ANY vegetable, animal or mineral what would you be? I'll be some liquid hot magma.

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Who do you think is the most popular AB member? It has got to be this guy -- he has tons of followers.... http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=3115

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Have you ever received an anonymous hate email, telling you to to quit AB for the good of humanity? No. I have not. Should I be expecting one?

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What would you do on the moon? I'd like to have sex up there. Really plant a flag if you know what I mean. I'd be a legend.

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What's the sexiest thought you've had this week? (We won't tell) I fogged up the glass in my mind with the thoughts of some sexy cocktail waitresses :)

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Do you have patience? If I tell myself to be, but sometimes I'd like to snap the neck of whoever is keeping me waiting.

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Whats your favorite way to spend a snowed in day? Pho, and Patron.

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You and I go together like... what? Chips and salsa :)

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Is your town or city famous for anything? If so what is it? Minneapolis was known as the Mill City once. Lots of grain and flour mills on the river.

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How would it make you feel if, suddenly, you had the overwhelming feeling that your friends flatulence was flirting with you? I'd let the awkward silence settle for a bit, then ask it if it wanted to go lay down.

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Okay, it's Christmas day, you have 8 people over for lunch and want to play some silly games to liven things up... what would you play? we will have hats, cards, dice, (taking a board game in case we get really desperate) ... Cribbage, chess and some kind of drinking game :)

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Does commitment scare you? Yes, I'm terrified of spending the rest of my life with one person .

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Which forms of entertainment would you enjoy if televisions, phones and the Internet ceased to exist today? plays and public be-haeadings :)

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How did you get one of your scars? I broke my ankles :) I have lots of them.

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What was the last thing you baked? Wild rice meatloaf :)

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What is it that makes an artist famous? Premature death would be one way. The ability to reach large groups is another :)

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How old is the building that you work in? About one year exactly - It's my areas newest casino :)

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Would anyone like to write a haiku about their bonsai tree? Tree of life and love - twisted roots swirl my thoughts, steady, sweet - sure.

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I went to my first concert last night and saw All Time Low. what band did you see at your first concert? how old were you? I saw my friends high school band - Flux Skapacitor :) aahh, memories.

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Whats you fav song of 2008? I stumbled upon this song by Iron and Wine that I really enjoyed. 'Boy with a coin'

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Why do you think people on AB are nicer to me when I have a picture of myself as my avatar vs something generic? Because its nice to see your smiling face, it makes it a lot more personal, and therefore nicer :)

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I fell down steps that were 9 feet off the ground, all the way from the top to the bottom today. Am I lucky to be alive? Nine steps? That's about 10 feet. I would say you're lucky if you didn't break any bones. I fell about 20 feet, straight down, broke 15 bones and managed to live through it. The doctor said that if you fall over 20 feet the chance of survival is about 10%.

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Do you have Running of the Santas in your town? (run around in santa hats and go to bars) Do we in our town?

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How many people would be able to understand my parrots if they cursed in Portuguese? Population of Portugal = 10,617,515 + Population of Brazil = ~190,000,000 So just over 200 million :)

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If you won a brand new lambo. and twenty million dollars, what would you do? I'd sell the car, and move to Australia or New Zealand, or Thailand or Singapore :)

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I finally made level 50! My Answerbag goal for the end of the year was level 50, I made it with 13 days to spare! What do I do now? first off, congrats :) Now see if you can ask a 300 point question :)

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Is this question Conversational or Educational? I'm pretty sure its convercational :)

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Whats the most of something you digested that you will now never eat again? Those pickled vegetables you get as side dishes at Korean restaurants :)

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What are your top 3 favorite movies of all time? (doesn't have to be in any particular order) Top three? Sneakers In the line of fire The Hunt for Red October

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Do you like the way your room smells? Yes, I recently bought some aromatherapy spray from bath and body works. I spray it on my made bed each afternoon, it smells like black chamomile.

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How would a person present themselves physically, if they wanted people to believe that they had something to offer mentally? Interesting question. And I have an interesting answer for you. I am reading a book titled 'Blink' by Malcolm Gladwell. It talks about snap judgments and decisions that our brains make without us even realizing it. In one part, a group of students were sat down and told to read a series of jumbled sentences. Unknown to the students, there were certain key words included in the...

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If you could meet (in person) any other Answerbagger, who would it be? I just did last week :) We went grocery shopping together :D

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Have you ever flipped a coin to decide something? Remember what it was? Was it with someone else or by yourself? Did it work out? When moving into our new apartment, my roommate and I flipped a coin to see who got the master bedroom. Yeah, that sucked, I lost :(

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Are there any avatars that when you look at them, you just go Uuuu LA la laaaaaa!!!! Oh yes! Shelby is one that I am gaga over :)

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How can I polish my silver without purchasing a chemical tarnish remover? Jewelery or bullion? For my bullion I found this site - it was helpful :) http://goldismoney.info/forums/archive/index.php/t-34017.html

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What do You Say Out Loud when you Drop or Break Something? "$#&^%*&#$$@&$%&$^@@@!$@#%#^!!@!$#&!!"

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Have you redeemed yourself yet? Not even close. Someday I'll come close.

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If you had a son what would you name him? I like the name Jack. :)

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Hot __________? Bagpipes!!

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I don't want to make my own salsa, but want some that is delicious. What's your favorite store-bought brand of salsa? Salsa Lisa is the best. Get the 'real hot' if you're adventurous :)

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Whatever happened to that UF student who got tasered asking John Kerry a question? He made a fortune off selling T-shirts with his catch phrase: "DON'T TASE ME BRO, DON'T TASE ME!!"

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What word rhymes with your given name? Tryin' Flyin' Cryin' Dyin' Fryin' Pryin' Tyin' Eyin' lots :)

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What does your AB vanity license plate say? -MrBLT-

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What would be your perfect death? The perfect moment of passion followed closely by a meteor crashing through the house and killing us both in a flash.

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If you could visit one place, town, city, country, continent, etc., where would you go? Auckland, New Zealand.

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If love is a gamble, are you winning? The casino has banned me for life :(

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Which ABer do you think has the cutest avatar? I saw a gorgeous one the other day - Danish Apple Pie is an absolute stunner :) http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=680683

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What was the last thing you drew? I wrote a letter to a friend and drew some smiley faces :)

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What are "obvious" things that you don't really understand? This is embarrassing but I'm really dense when it comes to my compass bearings. If I'm going west, and I take a left I'll have no clue which direction I'm traveling. It's horrible, I have to stop and wrap my brain around it.

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Anyone else sick of getting christmas cards with family photo(not your family) on the front and the entire" year in the life of" family story inside?(what we bought, where we went, who we met..etc) Ugh, yeah I hate those. You've got to be pretty self-important to think that random, casual acquaintances really want to know about your kids' third place medal in the pole vault competition at track and field day. My dad always taught me a simple acronym, KISS - keep it simple, stupid. That's a lesson these people need to pick up, a simple Happy Holidays would do the trick :)

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What could the "B" in Sixty B stand for? My first thought was "Beeotch!" As in - "How much?" "Sixty, Beeotch!" Was that wrong of me?

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Would you like me to write you a poem? That'd be lovely, but only if I can write you one back.

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Do You look good on the Dancefloor? I am usually pretty rigid until the alcohol starts flowing, then (and only then) do I start to look like I at least belong in the room :)

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Ok here's a stupid question but I'll ask it anyway. Who is more sexy. European girls or American girls? I honestly have never really known a European girl, you'd be the first :) I know some incredibly gorgeous American girls, but if you sent me to Europe, I'm sure I could find just as many lovelies. So, my answer is - there are absolute beauties, of every imaginable variety, all over this planet.

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I watched "It's A Wonderful LIfe" last night. I watch it every time it's on. Do you have a movie you always watch when it's on TV, even if you've seen in a hundred times? Yes! I have a few... Rudy - for whatever reason, I just cannot turn this one off. The Hunt for Red October - I have seen this movie about 45 times, and can recite whole passages, but alas, I can't flick past it. and Rounders - I know this movie backwards and forwards, upside down and back, but it's just soooo good. I mean, come on.

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If you had no one to depend on, no one to look after, had a roof over your head, no income or pension and 10,000 dollars in the bank, what would you do? Move, and start a new life abroad.

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Which are the healthiest cuisines in the world? I would say Vietnamese, lots of fish, vegetables and rice :)

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Who do you think I am? I can only guess, but my snap judgment is that you are a wealthy, college educated mother, who is a world traveler and fluent in three or so languages. Was I close?

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What are the main obstacles to overcome when going to live in a foreign country? Probably loneliness. The language and customs can be learned over time, but the feelings of homesickness are not easily tamed. I've been thinking a lot about this as I plan on moving out of the country next year sometime :) Where are you moving to?

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My friend and her family is coming for dinner today and they are American, so I thought I could make something American. What is traditional American food? (Besides junkfood/fastfood). I tried to google it but I can't find any healthy. Only junkfood. I say make them something Danish, I mean...they are in your house right? So, make them something that they've never had, and if they don't like it, they can always go to a McDonald's - that's about the only food that one could call 'American' anyway :)

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What is your weight minus your age, divided by the number of siblings you have + 1? 37 :)

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My girlfriend is a little younger than I am, and I always feel a little weird hanging out with her and her friends (but not her alone) because I feel I can't relate to how "immature" they are. Do you have any suggestions for how I can get over this? Dumb it down. By that I mean, just take it easy when you're around them, don't get all up in your head. Just think back to when you were that hopelessly foolish and sink in.

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I am having a grand opening to my new male escort business. Do you have any ideas for a marketing promotion to bring the people thru the doors? A drive through?

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I'm going to make lunch for you today. What would you like on your BLT, mayonnaise or salad dressing (Miracle Whip)? Ranch, and a bit of vinegar :)

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Would any of you white guys date kim kardashian if she was interested in you? not so much, her sister is cute though :)

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Would you be insulted if a guy friend took you out for a birthday dinner and used a 2-for-1 coupon when he paid? Why would you be insulted? I can see how its a special occasion and all, but I think it's very responsible and smart :)

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I had a blast with you last night, but why is my jaw so sore? You swallowed that girls' engagement ring to show her how much of a badass you were - So we tipped you upside down on the bar, clamped your mouth open and gagged you until you spit it out - you don't remember?

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What was the last nice thing you went out of your way to do for someone? My friend called me drunk, about 60 miles from where I was, but I drove to pick her up in a snowstorm because I didn't want her driving :)

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What is the longest piece of writing you have ever done? This is the longest poem I've ever written.... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4819113

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Why do people complain that they had no option, but to purchase something, when clearly there is an option? This perception will change when that that is truly needed becomes more and more evident.

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Have you made a major purchase since the economy has gotten bad? No - I save every penny nowadays. I've spent exactly $4 in the last week :)

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We have another Birthday Boy !!! Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger is celebrating today...lets join him!!! Well well. I'll bang heads. Check these guys out - my friends band..... http://www.myspace.com/postmortemgrinner

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Who would you switch places with? Anyone in New Zealand.

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If you could smell like anything, right now, What would it be? The pharomones that attract women subconsciously :)

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What is a penis used for? It's sorta like a compass. It always points to the girl I like the best.

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Are newspapers in the process of going extinct? The LA Times and The Chicago Tribune just filed for bankruptsy. Is this because people are getting the news online in real time instead of reading the newspaper? That probably has some effect, but more likely its from the loss of advertisers. That is how a company makes money, so if they go to cheaper mediums then the company will suffer. Also, think about the classifieds - now anyone can list something for free on Craigslist - why would you want to pay $50 for the exact same service, with less overall views? Those two reasons would be my guess.

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If I stopped talking to you, would you even notice? Yeah, I'd notice ;) What's up punk? I've been taking a little aB vacation, how's things?

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Why is bread expensive now? In the past other things cost more like jam and spread but bread was allways dirt cheap. A few years ago it was 18p a loaf in netto. Now saisbury's basic bread is 50p a loaf and most loaves cost more than a pound? This is called inflation - the result of an increase in the money supply. Watch the excellent video titled 'Money as debt' http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9050474362583451279

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What pops in your head when you hear; Boom-chick a, wow, wow? William Jefferson Clinton.

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What would you like to see in vending machines? Powerball tickets :) Ibuprofen Salsa Potatoes?

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What random FACT can you give me that many people may not know about? There are three words in the English language that have no rhyme - Orange, Month, and Silver :)

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Is there a ABer that u would LOVE to meet because they make you laugh & they seem to know u so well but due to the distance , u know that will never happen. Does it make u sad? Do you ever wonder why fate brought you together online when u can't be w/them There are a few I'll meet someday...one for sure :)

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Whats your grandma's name? Helen and Donna

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What can you do with a dollar? Light it on fire to keep my hands warm :)

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Would you write me the first five lines of your abcedarian poem?(a 26 line poem in which the initial letters of the words beginning each line spell out the alphabet in order.) Although the light shone bright in some places, Blackness still filled the quieted spaces. Carts of books sat stale with dust, Dates and times, to the books, like rust. Easing up the spiral stairs, Fog white beard and long gray hairs. Grappling towards his favorite nook, Heaving down, his cherished book. Instantly knowing, his thumb to page, Jostling sheets, in his paper cage. ...

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Have you ever requested that your parents not give you anything for Christmas? Just yesterday I did, but my mother won't listen. Now I need to come up with something to ask for.....but I don't want anything!

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What did the last text message you recieved say? "Sizzle"

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What about the idea of a unique currency worldwide? I sure hope not, but that is the road we are going down right now - and it scares the hell out of me. Pretty soon the idea of paper money will be a distant memory, everything being digital dollars, paid with a chip embedded in your arm. I hope I'm long dead by then.

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If I was to become a stripper..are there any tricks of the trade that I should "Be Aware" of before I accept this job? As a casual purveyor to this type of skilled labor, I would say eye contact gets the dollars :)

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I've completed the AB Holiday Collage (see answer). Does it feel like December yet? Its lovely, like the one who made it :)

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What's bound to melt your heart? Tears from a friend.

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If I would want to live in another country for a year or two and then move back home to the US, what would the requirements be to make the move to that country? I have been considering this very hard as of late. My first priority was a country in which I could speak English. This narrows it down considerably....Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Ireland, the UK.... Second, is a country with a sound economy. Somewhere that actually produces stuff instead of the US's phony service economy. Third, I wanted somewhere beautiful, with lots...

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Do you use a "check-out" list to keep track of books, DVDs, CDs, etc. that you let friends borrow? Nope, I borrow most of my stuff out with the expectation that I will never see it again...

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According to Feng Shui, how should I position the head of my bed, facing which direction? I read a book on Feng shui, and I remember that your feet should not be pointed to the door, (as that is how dead bodies are carried out of rooms) so you want your head to face the door, or be positioned so that your feet aren't facing the door :)

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Can I get a link to a really funny video on youtube? I love this commercial....

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Do you own a Snow Globe? Do you even know what I am talking about? I sent one as a gift, it was for a friend of mine who had never seen snow :) yeah.

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What is the most entertaining question/answer you've read on AB? (link please) Anything from Talim.... http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=122634

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I am currently on crutches... What can I use at work to cover the handles so they don't hurt my hands as much? I have been there. Try to keep your wrists straight as best you can. You could wrap the handles in a small piece of fabric, or just ask your doctor if she has any different crutches that 'fit' better :) Sprain or break?

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Do you have any Christmas tree ornaments that have sentimental value for you? If so, what are they? My grandmother always gave me a Christmas card with a little hand sewn stocking taped to the front, then the following Christmas I would hang them on my tree, I now have about 20 of them, but sadly, last years will be the final one I ever get :(

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What is a mainstream hobby that you do not partake in? Facebook.

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Is it thingumabob,watyamacallit,or thingumajig?whats your choice? I always called it a Doohickey :)

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Will you submit a humorous answer even though you know it will get you humorless negative points? "That guy's nuts!! Grab 'em!!"

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What steps should I start taking to become Mayor of my town? Stop fucking swearing.

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If the wacky world of physics in cartoons became real in our daily lives, what would be some things we would be able to see or do? Every fight would be a rolling dust cloud with random fists and feet sticking out. Getting shot would only require a headband and a crutch. Sticking your finger in the end of a gun would cause it to backfire. You could run over the horizon (over a series of hills) in about 5 seconds flat. You could (and would) get struck by lightning every single time it rained. Great Question...

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Do you like mayonnaise? I hate mayonnaise - I can't eat it. I have this weird thing, I don't like white foods...mayonnaise, ice cream, sour cream, cottage cheese, ranch, milk, tartar sauce, miracle whip, whipped cream - nothing.

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I want to make an AB Holiday Collage. Will you post a picture that represents what 'December' means to you? I've always loved a quiet snow with almost no wind. This is how I think of December....

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Do you have any songs on your iPod that you're utterly ashamed of? Oh lots. Let me have a looksy.... Well, for some reason I have the Mario Bros theme song on my itunes, what else..... ooh, how about dueling banjos? And one more......oh, here ya go......

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When you go to work and choose to bring food from home, what are you bringing? I usually bring a few of the following: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, yogurt, granola bars, ramen noodles, canned soup, leftover meatloaf, spaghetti, stir fry, tortilla wraps with turkey ham and cheese, an apple, a banana....

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So what's plan B? New Zealand.

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What has no content yet you can see it? a vacuum :)

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We have terror threats today in the NY Subways... Do you sometimes forget that this is still going on if you live in a more suburban area? How does it effect you differently or similarly? I can see how living in the New York area or Los Angeles might make someone a bit more perceptive. I live in Minneapolis, and I rarely think about terrorist attacks. To me, a terrorist is someone who generates fear. Henry Paulson and Ben Bernanke do that to me every day. They are the ones I worry about.

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Who are you going to miss this Christmas? My grandma - she passed away last month. She was so into Christmas, she lived for it. She would invite all the grandkids over and make Christmas cookies every year. They would make buckets and buckets full, each grand kid getting his or her own pail. I would always share mine with my co-workers, they were always all eaten up very quickly. And she would sew little stockings to put on our...

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Is 177 a prime number? If not, why not? No, it is divisible by 1, 3, 59 and 177 - in order for a number to be prime it has to be only divisible by 1 and itself.

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Is there anything that you hate doing that you're good at? Juggling, I can't stand doing it anymore, even though I spent so much time learning how...

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What is your favorite song played by a steel drum band? Jane Says by Jane's Addiction

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What is the best movie SEQUEL ever made? I liked Patriot Games, and Clear and Present Danger also Quantum of Solace was good too :)

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Am I the only one who is afraid of money? Not having enough of it, not spending it right, debt, etc....this is scary stuff. **Cracks knuckles** Okay, First off, let me say that you are not the only one who worries about money, or your job, or your debt. Everyone does, especially lately. I heard a woman today talking on her cell phone of layoffs at her job. Scary times indeed. Here are some of my thoughts on money. I have debt, not too much, but enough to know it's there - I have a car loan and...

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How many English words can you put togheter using only those letters? o, i, s, e, h, g, L. How about a poem? I see, oh, I see.... Shell is his, she is oil, she is gel. She loses his eggs. He sees lies, he goes. His loss is .....hell.

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Would you recommend a movie for me? It has to have a lot of action; fast and interesting script; good ending; enigmatic characters.... no bimbo's or hunks are needed. I can think of three films that fit your criteria - three of my favorites.... 1. Sneakers - starring Rober Redford, Sydney Poitier, Ben Kingsley 2. In the Line of Fire - starring Clint Eastwood, John Malcovich, Renee Russo 3. The Hunt for Red October - starring Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin and Scott Glen

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What is one thing you do that lets everyone know that you're sad? I tend to mope around - I don't really speak to anyone, I keep my head down to avoid conversations.

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When is the last time you got down on your Knees? I did push ups last night before bed :)

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What is a Good Job for a Night Person? Blackjack Dealer :) or a bartender :)

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What's the best thing I could say to you if you were very depressed? This is the best question I've seen on AB in long, long while. For me, it's like trying to soothe a mother's pain after losing a child - nothing - nothing can ever be said that makes the pain go away. So perhaps the best thing that I could hear would be ---- "Remember what it was like to be a kid?" And then I would be handed a small solution of bubbles with...

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When I read anything about Blue Whales it "astounds" me. Are you ever "astounded" by anything? I read something astounding about whales yesterday - They have hind legs (at least they have the bones for them) Here is the article:http://www.livescience.com/animals/080911-whale-legs.html I just blew your mind.

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What's the name of the last book you read? Neverworld by Neil Gaiman - a fiction book that was meh - not really my style.

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Have you ever had a Health scare in your life that completely changed the way you live? When I broke my ankles, the attending doctor told my parents and I that I would never walk again. They said I could expect to live the rest of my life in a wheelchair. Today I can walk again - but I can no longer run, jump, ski, skate or walk long distances without a great deal of pain.

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Do you think Detroit's automakers should be allowed to fail? Hell yes! I fail to see any reason to keep throwing good money after bad. And I'm not just saying the auto industry, or the banking firms - everyone. If your company makes bad business decisions, I, you, and the rest of the taxpayers should not be responsible. I think it's just as vital for businesses to fail as it is for them to succeed. Failures show what doesn't work!!...

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It's almost holiday time... What are some good online stores to shop at. And I don't mean gifts.com, or walmart.com. Anyone have a favorite trinket store they like and would recommend? I like woot.com - one day, one deal. Check it out. http://www.woot.com/ http://shirt.woot.com/ http://wine.woot.com/

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Who is the author to your largest collection of books? Dan Brown and the recently deceased Michael Crichton :(

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Can you give me a sentence using the word "world". But the sentence has to be a command.? Go find my world almanac!

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Do you have any T-shirts that express your political and or moral viewpoint/ I have this one: http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=6710 It shows my view of the world economy.

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We have a new Community Leader! Who would like to help me welcome Barcaluv 67 to his new role on AB? Well done :) Oh nice, nice - Very nice. :D Way to go Barca :)

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Any song title's for Obama?..i.e "At the Copa,CopaObama" or "Obama self ..dont wanna be"....Your turn. How about Barack the Casbah!

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A few years back the Government bailed out Chrysler, now GM and Ford are asking for the same, Should the American taxpayer be responsible for the poor business practices of these Auto manufactures? Hell no! I fail to see any reason to keep throwing good money after bad. And I'm not just saying the auto industry, or the banking firms - everyone. If your company makes bad business decisions, I, you, and the rest of the taxpayers should not be responsible. I think it's just as vital for businesses to fail as it is for them to succeed. Failures show what doesn't...

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Will you please let me know what you think of this poem of mine? I'll put in an answer again. Thank you. I quite liked it. My only criticism would be the last line. It seems much more fluid to say "and wish to dream of you." It even rhymes with the line above. Or maybe - "and wish to dream, dream of you." Nice one :)

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Would you be okay with receiving a Christmas gift late if someone couldn't afford buying gifts until after Christmas? Spending time with someone is always the greater gift - No one wants you to go into more debt to get them a gift. Give the people in your life a phone call, or go and visit them. They will all understand.

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Tell me something to cheer me up will you? You are full of love - and that makes you beautiful.

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I am the thing, that when you move, i happen. what am i? Motion?

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Got any shocking news? Tickets are being scalped for Obama's inauguration - some selling for as high as $20,000 apiece.

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Who was the last person who asked you for money? (Bill collectors don't count) While I was walking around last week, a homeless man looked at me as I walked by. I walked past, but later, he stuck in my head. He didn't say a word, but he asked me for money with his eyes.

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The most common girls name you've heard? Nowadays it's Jasmine - I must know 15 of them.

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What are some good gift ideas for a budding artist? I would say something to inspire them to create more art. Perhaps a book of photos, like a coffee table book on a subject that interests them :)

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I'm about to go on a run. That last time you actually "ran", how far did you go? Last time I ran was years and years ago, maybe even in grade school. I am no runner.

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Have you ever experienced pain so severe that you lost consciousness? I broke both ankles a few years back, I was knocked out for a few minutes. My friend thought I was dead.

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How many Big Mac's do you eat in a year? 0.0 I have never had a Big Mac in my life.

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Do you know who the Prime Minister of the Netherlands is, without looking it up? No clue, I couldn't even pick it out of three random Belgian names...

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Can you name 10 famous Belgians? I can't name a single famous Belgian.

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What song do you catch yourself singing and listening to a lot lately? Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead Warning Sign - Coldplay

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I like rap music I can't lie..do all you brothers think im fly? I always thought of you more as a rocker chick. And yes, you are damn fly.

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What would you NOT like your last words to be? "I'll be right back"

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Whats your proof that god does or doesnt exist? Not for me, and that's all that matters. If there is for you, good for you.

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Who's your favourite stand-up comedian? I like Bill Hicks. Carlin was also very very good. Both similar, they are a thinking mans comedian, not just one liners, they are both like a good teacher, opening your eyes to something you didn't understand before.

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Will obama run our country into the ground? That's not really fair. Allen Greenspan ran this country into the ground with a very irresponsible monetary policy. As far as I'm concerned you are just as much to blame for this country's downfall as Obama. Our entire economy is based on consumption. We haven't been a nation of producers or savers for many years, artificially low interest rates made loans too easy...

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How many people live in your home? ON AVERAGE, how much a week do you spend at the grocery store on NON-FOOD items (beer-liquor[not foods!] tobacco products, candy, TP, household supplies, etc.) for all of them? Two. Just my roommate and I. Although a cat would be nice, maybe someday...

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What Age Do You Feel Is Old? Whatever age I currently am. As of right now that would be 29.

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How do double arm-amputees wipe after finishing in the toilet? They probably need a full time nurse. Sad as that is...

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If the rain could be flavoured with just one wish by you which flavour would you wish it to be? Grape rain sounds good.

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How many times do you think you've eaten McDonalds in your entire life? Maybe 80 - I really do not like McDonald's, but sometimes you just have to suffer through it.

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Would you date someone who had the same first name as one of your siblings? Since I only have brothers,,,,, not so much.

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What is your fave lyric from a song right now? "I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide, With no alarms and no surprises." No Surprises - Radiohead.

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Why are you agnostic? Logic. Science makes much more sense to me.

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Do you have any idea how your parents probably felt when they were your age? Most likely anguish. They were in the midst of a divorce when they were my age.

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Do you think Africa a country or a continent? I think Sarah Palin would make a great Continent.

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If you had a million dollars, how would you invest it? (Realisticlly) Physical silver. I would buy up about 100,000 ounces.

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What are you not in the mood for? Olives. Ever.

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The other day I asked a very nice lady out for Dinner and Drinks,,, She gave me a question and answer sheet to fill out first is this good or Bad? Even if you got the green light for the date, imagine what kind of hoops you'd have to jump through to get laid....

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Whats the first thing that come to mind when I say SEXY You Can Leave Your Hat On.

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The way the economy is,what can you buy with a dollar? About an hours parking in my neighborhood.

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How can the dollar be so high when the economy is in ruins? Deleveraging. Unwinding super complicated transactions is making the dollar a sought after commodity. This will not last. When the transactions have all been unwound, the dollar will tank.

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How much will you pay for a great dinner? For two? About $150... It'd better be damn good though.

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What is free to you that you like or love? Cold water.

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Doing anything fun over the weekend? I went to a rock show, and rocked my face off.

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Do you know what is Avogrado's Constant? I'm pretty sure it's 6.02 X 10^23 Was I right? I didn't look it up.

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What do you want to know about Miss Anubis? (I'll answer the best I can, discretion will be enforced of what will be off-limit answers) How would you solve this problem {4x-3y(4xy) * 6y}? Just kidding. How about a video that makes you laugh?

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Where does your loose change go when you get home? A jar, piggy bank or just anywhere? My loose change goes into a Crown Royal purple velvet bag.

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What is the first constellation you were able to find in the sky? The Big Dipper was the first, now I am able to locate Orion, Cassiopeia, Venus, Polaris and a few others.

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How would you describe your voting experience today and what was the atmosphere like? I voted in the lobby of my apartment building. But, when I first got down there the line was about 2 hours long. So I went for a walk, got a haircut, got some lunch, and when I got back to my building, the line had died down, and it only took me about 20 minutes to get my vote on.

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What is the most enlightening book you've ever read? (Mine was "Zen and the Art of Happiness") My most enlightening book has probably been How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie. There is something to be said for a book that has been a bestseller for about 70 years in a row.

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Do you remember the doctor that you felt understood you the most and was the best at providing the care you needed? (Mine was a chiropractor) Yes I do. He was my ankle surgeon. I shattered both ankles in a bad fall about six years ago. He didn't scare me, or make wild predictions, he just calmly told me what to expect. He is one of the top ankle surgeons in the country, and today I can walk again perfectly :)

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In what ways are you working towards becoming a better person? A lot really. I want to be a better person very badly, but it's not a one day fix. It's something that I need to work on each day, no matter my mood. I am not even close to perfect - I sometimes marginalize people, and am quick to criticize. I get angry, and lash out. Sometimes I complain, and feel sorry for myself. At times I can be a bad friend, which makes me feel even...

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What types of books (I'm thinking genre more so than specific titles) do you most like to read, and which types have you not gotten into but might like to try? I like books about true crime. Although I don't enjoy books about murder or trials, I more like books about things like bank robbers, casino cheats, and jewel thieves. An art heist is always good too.

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Can you answer this?(how many words can you make out of all 26 letters)? Do you mean to anagram the alphabet? Hmmm. good question Let me try..... TV quiz jock, Mr PHD, bags few lynx (I cheated) These are called pangrams, and are incredibly difficult to generate. The above one was created by Bobby Lapointe, source http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pangrams

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Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? http://shirt.woot.com/

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say 'Perfect'? I thought of a circle.

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Marmite. Love it or hate it? Never had it , never had vegemite either :(

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What is it called when you hate someone and love them at the same time? love.

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How many countries of the 48 could you point out within one go? Wow, that was tough - I only got 112, I'm ashamed. Ok time for a redo - on the redo I got 132, ok 1 more try....perfect score 144 :)

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CAN I GET A WoOT WoOT? Here you go: http://www.woot.com/ http://www.shirt.woot.com/

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How loud is your family when you're trying to sleep? I hear an air compresser and staple gun right now at 1:15am EST...... Can't be that mad, you're on AB, not exactly sleeping are you?

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Personally, what are the benefits of winter? Snow caves snowball fights seeing your breath plowing snow for extra money

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Do u like hot sauce in ur cup of soup? or am i weird? I love it too - damn. Now I'm hungry.

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How do you pronounce the Vietnamese surname "Ng"? say the word song, but hold the last note. That's how you say it.

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IS 21 too young to get married? Not at all. Some of the longest marriages I can think of began when the couples were in their early twenties.

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What is your favorite band that you think I have never heard of? Post Mortem Grinner. Everyone dies at the end.

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If your son, daughter, or best friend fell in love with an Answerbagger, which one would you want it to be? Ender, he seems like an honest and good person to me. Plus,,,, he's a ninja.

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What is the biggest complement a girl can give a guy? "I feel safe with you."

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Whats on your 5 dollar footlong? Bacon Lettuce Tomato pepperjack Onion Green Pepper Salt Pepper Vinegar Ranch :):)

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Why do I think that Ben Bailey from the show "Cash Cab" is not only the cat's meow, but the cat's pajamas too? You are mistaken my love, it's me who is the cat's meow.

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What's the most entertaining thread of comments you've seen/been a part of on AB? My two favorites are: Lentil soup (1st answer) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/287133 And Stablebabies Someone find that link - I've looked everywhere I can't find it!

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Whats the stupidest/funniest prank call you have recieved or given? We had some good ones in college, my favorite was the hose snake. We would take a bicycle inner tube, cut it, and tie off one end. Then we would fill it up with water, lug it over our shoulders, put the open end under someones door, and watch the snake uncoil. We were so mean.

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What characteristic do Maine, Alaska, and Hawaii have in common? They all have lots of islands.

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What did you do last night...? I worked for a few hours, then got out early and went to a bar to watch my friends band. They are a thrash metal band and today my neck hurts from thrashing my face off.

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Will you describe how you're feeling in a four letter word? dire.

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Does your life have meaning and purpose? This is what I've been questioning lately. I'm reminded of the scene in Good Will hunting when they are talking about honorable professions. Well, my profession is a poker dealer. Does that have any honor? The entire reason why I work is to facilitate someone's desire to gamble. Hardly a meaningful existence. So, I'm to the point now where I think no, my life is not...

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What do you Work with? Cards and poker chips....and degenerate losers who think I control the fate of the universe with each card I turn over. "THIS DEALER - HE KILL ME."

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What is your favorite Subway sandwich? Its fairly obvious isn't it?

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What is your favourite Coldplay song? Warning sign. I love that song.

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What is your favourite Radiohead song? Street Spirit. I can listen to this song over and over....

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Who is your favourite anonymous user here?Got link to their profiles? The former Fun. http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=130067

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What are some characteristics we see in common with great personalities? For me, there has to be some intangible quality. We have a word for this in the English language, it's called charisma. It basically means an indefinable likability.

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Whats your favorite rap song ill share 1 of my favorites it might be a little different to the people that are older 30s but i love this type of rap This.

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Can you make a list with your fave color,fruit,song,show,movie,food,vegetable,candle scent,etc? Black Blueberries Street Spirit - Radiohead Hustle Sneakers Stir Fry Rice Sandalwood

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Would you write a poem for me to cheer me up? The deep dark pools, that are your eyes, sometimes spill, and crash aside. Those pounding waves, are not meant to hide. The tears are bleach, turn black to white.

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What would you rate your singing voice out of 10? Zero Naught Zilch Cipher Nil

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Who was the last AB-er you e-mailed? I emailed Shelby :)

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Who 's head would you like to stick in a vice? My own. Would you mind giving it a few twists?

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What is your # of % + ratings given? ( "what is your number" ! ...& * not "what is it for" * ...)? 99% - I downrate very seldom, a question or answer has to really bother me, but it does happen from time to time.

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What is the earliest TV program you can remember watching? Fraggle Rock. Oh yeah.

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How many palamdromes are there Race car Dude, dud? Yo, aloha, hola, oy! Rats live on no evil star or, for a much longer variety try this one: http://www.demetrimartin.com/main.html (click new things - a palindrome)

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Can anyone suggest some Christmas gift ideas for my grandmother? Maybe just write her a letter :) Grandmas like that sort of thing.

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What is the worst thing you have ever lost? My wallet was pretty horrible. It had my SS card and my drivers license...... In order to get a new license you need a SS card....In order to get a new SS card, you need a birth certificate....to get a new birth certificate you need a drivers license! What a nightmare. It took me months to finally have all my paperwork back.

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Why am I so mean sometimes? I too get very mean from time to time. I have the ability to say truly terrible things. Why? Perhaps I'm not wired correctly, or maybe I saw too many violent programs on tv as a child. But the truth is that, for the most part, I tend to let things go, and go, and then one day, after it's been building for a long time...I just explode. So, maybe we should be having a lot...

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Let's clear this up once and for all : Are women always right? Only you love.

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How many times have you been through surgery? Two broken ankles - two surgeries.

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Has giving an answer here ever made you want to cry? Yeah, there have been a few of my answers that made me want to cry. The moment of silence for Blank was one, and how I would spend my final hours was another. The comments to my really personal answers usually affect me more than just writing it myself. We are a caring bunch around here, and sometimes it's hard to keep it all bottled up.

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Do you live in a high-rise Apartment Building? Yes, although I only live on the 7th floor. I know some people on the 15th floor, and their view is way better :(

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If i run holding hold weights will i be able to run faster? will i get faster? Instead of doing that, try running up a steep hill in your area. Doing these wind sprints will give you much more power, and are lots safer.

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The words "yes" and "no" do not exist in Mandarin Chinese and the word, "privacy" does not exist in Russian. Do you know of any other examples like this, languages that do not contain what we would consider in English, commonplace words? There is no word for 'you're welcome' in Lao. You just say thank you back. This doesn't exactly qualify, but in Cambodian, the number system is base 5. It is one of the only countries in the world that doesn't use base 10. So, the number 6 is like our 11 - it starts the new set. It makes it really hard to learn how to count in that language.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind upon hearing "swing"? Swing batter batter .....saaawinnnnng batter! Kennedy, Kennedy....Saawwwinnng Batter.

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Can you tell me at least one good quality possessed by the last person who broke your heart? She could make me smile. That was about it.

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What is a good online auctions site other then ebay For silver and gold coins/bullion - try seekbullion.com :)

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Has anyone here ever learnt to play the harp, if so, is it hard? Never tried it, but I remember reading something saying that the harp was the most difficult instrument to learn to play.

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Have you ever thrown a book away? I donate all my old/unwanted books to the library - but they don't take all books. They refuse text books, school books and really tattered ones. So, if none of my friends want them, yes, I throw them out.

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So many of the older baggers changed their names! If you have, will you please tell me who you really are, so I don't feel like such an idiot trying to figure it out? It's just me, same old BLT - I've changed my avatar - but it's still me :) How the heck are you?!

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One thing you never want to be? I would never want to be in sales. Ew.

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Laughter might be the best medicine. What do you think is the worst medicine? Sea water - scurvy is bad.

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Do you have a tablecloth on your dinner table? I don't even have a dinner table.

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Can you hear anything right now? Just the wind howling outside.

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Do you work inside or outside? I deal poker inside. The only job I've ever had outside was cutting the grass at a resort on a chain of lakes.

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Is it Cold where you live? I can hear the wind howling outside my window right now - It's hooded sweatshirt weather.

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If the levels on AB were named after food, what would be your food level? I'm pretty sure level 64 would be biscuit.

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What was the number one song on the day you were born? http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm Not bad....not too bad at all When you gonna give me some Tiiimmmme Sharona? My little pretty one :D

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Can you tell me about something that needs to be tenderized? I do. Send me all the legal tender you can. please?

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What are your feelings about the first heavy frost of autumn: sad, glad, or indifferent? I love the first snow. It always seems to sneak up on me - one day it'll just be snowing. I need winter, I love it - snow caves are a good thing.

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Has anyone here not been abroad? I barely crossed into Canada years ago, other than that - I have been cooped up in America all my life. It's time for that to change however, I want to go to Australia.

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When is the line crossed in Platonic friendships? Creepy backrubs.

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Do you think that your ex still has feelings for you? Yeah, she called me today and asked me to buy her lunch. She never quits asking me for money....ever. Her feelings are for sale.

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Can you describe your "house" in one word? Lonely.

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What is on the floor of your closet? My safe. And two baskets of dirty laundry.

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I bought my Halloween costume today, has anyone else got theirs? You like?

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How many hours a day do you spend on answerbag? Entirely too much. Can you ask to be banned for a few days? Like at a casino? hmmm....I wonder...

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Do you have any twins in your family No twins in my family....but I live in the Twin Cities? And I route for the Minnesota Twins?....so....kinda?

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My mother is receiving a $250,000 payout from my deceased fathers superannuation policy. My sister and I are not receiving any of the money as it is going toward a holiday for my mother and stepfather. Am I wrong to find this appalling and unfair? That's a tough pill to swallow. I'd hate that situation, simply for the fact that it may lead to me resenting my mother. I hope that doesn't happen for you. I'd try and look at the positive side. If I was married to a lovely woman, who married me, and raised my children, I would certainly want her to be happy after I'm gone. No matter how she decided to...

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Your favorite top 70's song is.......... Break My Stride - Matthew Wilder

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Any colour, pick a colour? Okay - I'll take black.

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What is your bigesst regret in life? Anna.

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How many bananas do you eat in a year? I probably buy about 60 each year, but only eat maybe 20. Bananas have a way of going bad ninja style - one minute they're good - and then poof! - bruised, moldy and gross.

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What unlikely or weird food combonation do you like? I like potato chips and ketchup :)

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What's your favorite television show from the 80s? Oh - MacGyver - hands down.

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What was the craziest thing you witnessed today? I saw some people protesting the Church of Scientology downtown. They had green masks on and were dancing in the street to techno music. One man approached to warn me about one of the church's members, who was handing out flyers. I had never seen anything as bizarre.

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If AB had a roast, who would we roast and who will be the roasters? We'd have to roast Firebrand - that's a given! The roasters? I'll volunteer myself, Peyton, Gtravels, Penal Colony and Talim :) I hope she's tough :)

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Do you have a feud between anyone on AB? Nope - I'm drama-free.

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Are you paid for your services? I'm in the service industry - I deal poker, so they pay me about minimum wage - but I usually get tipped fairly well :)

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Our beloved friend Sixty B has offered so much through the intelligent and kind submissions she consistently contributes here. Will you please join me in honoring her achievement and congratulating her, as she takes on the well deserved title of Swami? Well well....Swami? A well deserved congratulations are in order :) Every question is a good one, every answer is full of wisdom and caring, and each comment is a beam of gratitude. I can honestly say that you are one of those special few, that brighten each and everyone's day. What a pleasure you are :) Best wishes Sixtown :)

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What's the most played song on your itunes? 1. Everyone Nose Remix - C.R.S. A song all about cocaine. 2. Whit Riot - The Clash A song about rioting. 3. Purple Rain - Prince An apology song? About Heaven? I'm not sure...

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Have you become more harsh or polite since you began your AB career? I have become a little more polite. I have lashed out a few times, but now, I find I can stay in a good mood and avoid confrontations by: A - Avoiding certain questions B - Unsubscribing from comment threads C - Never bash anyone's opinion

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How do you personally pronounce the word mirror? For me it's like 'mih-rurr'. Mee-ee-er I know - you love it, right?

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How would you feel if I called you a ned? Gosh - I was gonna come visit you, but if there's Neds and Sengas roaming the street eagerly ready to pounce me for my cash, watch and chain - I'll probably just stay home. If you called me a Ned? I'd have to push you in the mud, and take your rings.

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Quick! Positive Thinking Thursday! What are seven things that you are immensely grateful for right now? My ability to walk (almost lost this one). A warm bed each night. My family, with all their faults. The opportunities available to me. The friends I've made along the way. A meal to eat, and water to drink. Having the chance to say goodbye to my Grandma.

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What is 60 divided by 0.75 ( i need step by step) Go to the Khan Academy YouTube channel - there you can teach yourself a whole variety of math. http://www.youtube.com/user/khanacademy

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If you only give one point, can you give more later, or do you just get one chance to give? As you move up levels you can. Check this out - and welcome to Answerbag :) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/29198

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Where are the AB Sexy People? Most likely they're in the bathroom. It was taco Tuesday at the AB sexy convention.

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Guys, you love to see girls in ______________? pony tails. I'm a total sucker.

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What is the first answer that comes to mind when they say 'best question'? I think of TomSims answer for my highest rated question. (it's 2nd) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/357833

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Which Band/Artist Would You Love To Make A Comeback? I was thinking about this the other day - I thought of Sublime.

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I want to start a small business, I'm living in Maldives . Any ideas? How about a bike shop? You could sell, and rent them. Plus, if you're handy, you could even fix them :D

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Please will you share with me your favorite piece of art depicting a sea going vessel? How about this piece of art? He mentions a sea going vessel :D

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What do you eat with milk? Cereal and Pancakes, that's it. I don't like milk.

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What would be a good name for a large Earth bound asteroid? How about 'Please don't hit us, Please don't hit us!' ??

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Who seems to be the most talented in your family? I would say my grandfather - he started from very little, and through hard work and a burning desire to succeed, he started his own business. He still owns it to this day, and nearly everyone in my family has worked there at one time or another :) I guess you could say he's talented at providing for his family. I hope my grandchildren will say that about me one day.

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In 2 weeks I will be turning 30......yikes! What are some last minute things I should experience before I leave my 20's behind forever? You should: Treat yourself to a pampering. Get a haircut, manicure, the whole thing - then go out looking your best! Oh, and if the mood suddenly strikes, get on stage for amateur night at the strip club :) Hope you have a great Birthday :):)

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If Barack Obama becomes president will it still be called the White House? I think it should be called the Obansion :)

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How far away is Christmas in relation to your birthday? Just under 3 months. So, wait.... that means.... my parents were having sex near Christmas the year before - okay - I'm gonna go throw up now. Thanks a lot.

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What's the worst place you've ever slept? In a hospital bed, dazing in and out of consciousness, and seeing my friends visit me, but not having the energy to talk or even open my eyes because of the morphine.

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Do any of yall still have parents against interracial dating? My mother would have no problem with it, but my father might. He wouldn't tell me, but I know him well enough that it would bother him a little. I guess that's why he's never met any of my girlfriends.

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Have you had good experiences with self-storage auctions? When you go, it's really a hit or miss kind of thing. You have to ask yourself - "If the stuff was so great, why did they not pay for it?" So - most of the time it's okay stuff that you can resell, some of the time you get junk like used furniture and old toys - and a very small percent of the time you hit the jackpot.

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What do you think about 'mail order' brides? Delicious.

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Potential is like popcorn kernels in the microwave - some pop and some don't. Did you pop? Will you ever pop? I'm one of the kernels that didn't pop in the microwave - I got thrown out, and eaten by a ravaging squirrel.

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I count everything. How many sides there are to a letter or fan blade signs, you name it I count it then I add that number to the total letters or blades etc then I begin to break it down from there. Anyone with similar issues please answer. You should really watch this special - you would probably like it very much. It is by comedian Demetri Martin - a man who was obsessed with learning, numbers, words, and sentences. This is an amazing show, he has found a way to explain his tendencies ....this is part 1 (the rest are all on youtube) If I......

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How long do you think it will take me to get to level 70? Longer than you can ever imagine.

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Have you ever been outsmarted by a jigsaw puzzle? I'm being mentally stabbed in the -you know what- with the one sitting on my coffee table right now. It's ripping my brain apart. The last puzzle I did had one piece in the wrong spot, so it seemed as though there was a piece missing, but my roommate figured it out, and joy spread throughout the land /;D

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Would you be interested in having me create a custom Answerbag profile for you? It would be my pleasure. Hmmm? too good to be true = Retro :) Sure, that would be utterly amazing of you :)

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Who is the hottest James Bond 007 girl? I though Denise Richards was pretty fine. Dr Christmas Jones :)

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Would you like to comment on the avatar above you? Sixty's Beagle - reminds me of a cadet :)

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Do you go through phases with music that you discover, ie, you discover an artist or album and listen to them almost exclusively for a few weeks then don't listen to them for a long time? Who are you listening to in that way now? I do that as well. Right now I'm stuck on Jane's Addiction.

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If you were to be executed, would you open or close your eyes? Closed - I'd hate to have my last sight be some random gawker - I'd much rather picture someone I loved in my mind.

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Can you name a popular song with either the word Black or White in the title? Black magic woman by Santana Black Gold by Soul Asylum

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I am something i dont have a brain and am intelligent. what am i Design.

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There are two friends at the club...One is skinny, tan, big breasted, but can't even spell her own name. The other girl is cute. She's smart and funny. A little introverted, but a blast when you get her out of her shell....which one do you go for guys? Who cares if she can spell? I'm kidding :) I'd much rather have someone that I could have an actual conversation with that went beyond tanning, Louis Vuitton, and Justin Timberlake. That sounds much more like bachelorette #2 to me :)

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What are you interested in? Going back to school and getting my degree.

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If I held out my hand, what would you put in it? A ten ounce bar of silver :)

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Whats your favourite topic of conversation? Favorite topics? Travel Languages Foreign countries Poker Economics Money matters Precious Metals Government Family Plants :)

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How do you stop wanting something? My answer would be to learn as much about it as you can. Everything has a flaw, so read about it's lesser points, and focus on those things each time your desires come around again.

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How would you use the word Analysis in a sentence? i need help:( The analysis was inconclusive :)

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If you had to teach something, what would you teach and why? I'd love to learn and eventually teach foreign languages :)

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What activities make you lose track of time? I was doing a puzzle this morning, and the next thing I knew it was 4 pm :)

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Do you feel a long way from home? No, but I'd like to :) I'm thinking of moving out of the country :)

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What is the worst thing (using no profanity) that can be said to anyone? I have lost all respect for you. or Please don't talk to me anymore, I don't want to know you.

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What would you like to see placed in a blender, ala 'Will it Blend?'. How about a small solid gold bar :)

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Has one of your questions ever become the 'Topic of the Day'? I've had 3 now :) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/913127 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1002621 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1038678

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If you could go to a Mongolian BBQ right now, and can hand the cook anything you want on a plate for him to cook, what would you have on the plate, and how would you have it seasoned? Shrimp, Chicken, bean sprouts, broccoli, noodles and onions in a nice sesame sauce :)

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Men: What kind of deodorant has never let you down? I like Right Guard - but that's just me.

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Where were you at 9:00 pm yesterday? At the casino playing $4-20 Spread Limit Hold'Em.....did good too, won about $510 :)

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Do you ever wonder if you're pronouncing somebody's user name right, in your head? Or think about how in your accent, they'd sound totally different anyway? Or have I just been thinking about this too much? Yeah, there's a few, like Kyorge-Stataen? How do you say that? Your name I pronounce in my head as "Loove Aarts" because I picture you having an amazing accent.

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If you chose to write a novel what would it be? (Fiction, non-fiction, autobiography, Western, Sci-fi, Crime, etc.) True Crime. I live like a criminal in my mind.

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What do these companies have in common: AIG, Goldman-Sachs, Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch, Bank of America, JP Morgan Chase, Citigroup, and Bank of America? They all have massive amounts of credit default swaps on their balance sheets. Do some research on them, they are really really scary things. Here is a good start:

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I'm coming to stay at your house tonight what shall we do? Let's go to a restaurant nearby for a glass of wine. There's a great place near here that has a great atmosphere, and is always voted the best restaurant in the Twin Cities. After that, let's just go for a walk, my neighborhood is really nice. Then maybe some shopping, so we can get your friends back home some souvenirs :)

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Can you remember all of the people you have had sexual relations with? I'm no Wilt Chamberlain - so - yes, I can - with a little effort.

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What time do you go to sleep? Roughly 5 or 6 am usually.

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What color are your favorite pair of shoes? Brown, Ecco shoes are the best on Earth. Bar none.

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How many items of jewelry do you usually wear on a daily basis? Two actually, my gold chain, and my Seiko :)

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What kind of advice do people usually come to you for? Poker hands, and gambling in general.

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Do you have an all purpose profanity? If you haven't seen the best of Tourette Guy, here it is - beware! this is extremely profane: My favorite all purpose profanities are: Bob Saget!! and Men's Asses!!

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How do you break your ankle? I broke both. Try falling off of a twenty foot sheer cliff, that worked for me.

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Your Passport is _________. embedded with a biometric chip that contains detailed personal information. Mine is in my safe.

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What is going on between Father Time and Mother Nature? Mother Nature is getting raped, and Father Time is watching it happen, but can't do anything to stop it. Sorry to be so bleak, but that's my view.

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What are some horrible things you would wish on a person you don't like? I might wish them to become dumb. Their inability to talk would brighten my immeasurably :)

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Does anybody truly win from gambling? A professional gambler might win money in the long term, but they give up so much. Being a pro poker player is not glamorous. Believe me, I tried it. Winning money isn't all that difficult, because the level of play is for the most part beyond horrible. But winning money, and being a winner are two different things. The stress and emotions from being a pro were too much for me. The...

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What would you like to improve about yourself? Lots. I'd like to learn more languages especially. I want to go back to school. I'd like to be in a healthy relationship, and make it work. I'd like to improve my vocabulary. I'd like to be more honest, swear less, floss more, criticize less, listen more, say hi more, get better at eye contact, read more, save more, spend less, and eat healthier. But that's...

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Why is anything less than the best a felony? Because Vanilla says so! 0:53 to be exact :)

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Has the need to make profit led to the current financial mess we find ourselves in? You've been watching Zeitgeist again haven't you?

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What attributes do questions on AB that score 100 points or more have in common? I find that they are questions that have many many different possible answers, open ended questions :) Questions that are good start with words like What, Where, How instead of ones that start with words like Do, Is, and Can.

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What's the next item you're thinking of selling on ebay? My Audi :)

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Which question have you asked that has nearly, but not quite, received100 points? I have 3: On a scale of 1-10, How addicted to AB are you? I'm way past 6, on my way to 8 or 9 :) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/403950 Does anyone in your family have a serious addiction? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/171234 and Try typing this sentence with your eyes closed - "I love you more than words" - How close did you come? ...

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Does anyone want to see my sons birthday party..how would you rate this video?( I hope this works) Awesome :)

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What are your favorite lyrics? why? First one that came to mind was Home Life by John Mayer: "Think I'm gonna stay home, and have myself a home life, Sittin' in my slow mo, Listenin' to the daylight" I also like Prince's When Doves Cry: "Dig if you will a picture, Of you and I engaged in a kiss, The sweat of your body covers me, Can you my darling, Can you picture this?" ...

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What sort of tricks would be neat to see a duck do? I'd like to see him fly in a big circle, like a roller coaster :)

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What is something exotic you would like? I'll take some 1000 year old Tang Dynasty pottery from China :)

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: Have you ever had to work at night..? Sure, I work in the casino industry, as a poker dealer, so my shift starts at 8pm local time and I work until 4 am. I've been working nights for almost 10 years now...It's all I know :)

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What would you think if you saw somebody tattooed with "made in china" on their back? I have a friend who has a tattoo that reads - "Made in Cambodia" - I thought it was clever, but at the same time, kinda lame.

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Kentucky's state bird is the Cardinal.....can you name yours? Minnesota is the Loon :)

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Quit spilling your drink on ME! What was it anyway? I'm so sorry Luv. We might need to take off that dress of yours......red wine is such a mess.... **Helps you undress**

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NO POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!This is NOT for points, this is for a very dear friend who passed away on Sept 6th, NELSON. Would you like to say something that you will always remember about our friend? This one sums up how great of person he really was. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/867915

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What was your most memorable hardship? Breaking both ankles, being stuck in a wheelchair for three months, and learning how to walk again.

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If you were to write a book what genre would it be? True Crime...yeah, that's right.

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How dare the Government say this problem is due to people defaulting on their mortgages! The CDS (Credit Default Swap) selling is the REAL epidemic which is gonna ruin the World Economy. And will they please STOP saying its a CREDIT CRUNCH.....!!!! I absolutely agree. I didn't know much about credit default swaps until last week. Now I am terrified. The market is between $$50-70 Trillion - I mean, they can't even figure the number within $20 Trillion? Yikes! When that domino falls, I think it will squish a whole lot of people who didn't even know it was there. Here are some great videos on credit default swaps if...

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If you could "pop" into any movie, and it became real, what movie(s) would you pop in to and which ones would you avoid? I'd pop in when the thieves were robbing the bank in Inside Man, and I would avoid anything to do with Jason, Freddy, or Michael.

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If you worked in a prison would you want to know what each con did? Would you treat them different if you knew what they did (in comparison to other cons) Yes, I sure would, although if I ever asked, they'd all tell me they were innocent! I'm sure rumors spread, I'd be most fascinated with the professional thieves :)

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Are you a libra? I am, My b-day is Oct 19th! Lets see how many Libras we have on AB! I am a Libra - however I celebrate my birthday in September, on the 27th.

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Any suggestions for getting rid of headache?(Be funny, be mean, be genuine, choice is yours but i am going through a mind blasting situation) If you don't have any ibuprofen, try rubbing between your thumb and pointer finger, there is a pressure point that can reduce a headache :)

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You've lit the candle and put the lock upon the door....what are you up to now my friend? I'm carving my pumpkin, what else?

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How good is your creative writing? fill in the blanks> ...... was his name, he ........., then was ........, quickly he looked at.............. , but it was ........., the gun waivered ................., suddenly his ........... Chariso was his name, walking out from the bar he could feel unwanted eyes all over him, then a call came out, "Juanito!", he turned, then was surprised to be mistaken for his older, much more dangerous brother Juan. He played it off. Quickly, he looked for an exit, but it was hopeless, he was outnumbered by a factor of ten. The gun wavered back and forth in his mind, it was tucked...

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What makes you winch? I think you mean 'wince' - anyway - seeing someone fall. I can't even look.

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Who is taking bread slices from the middle of the loaf and leaving me with just the crusts? Guilty. Just don't sabotage any of my food please :)

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How can anyone think that killing an animal just for it's fur (other than for survival purposes) is moral? Probably much the same way that people find it okay to kill rats. But wait, they're not cute and cuddly, so no one pays attention. Or how about the way a rain forest is cleared to make way for a cash crop? That basically amounts to the same thing. The real answer to your question has nothing to do with morals, and the reason is a person's morals go out the window when there...

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Today will be a _________ day for me.? Laundry.

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Are you addicted to caffeine? Absolutely not. I almost never drink coffee or red bull or soda.

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How often did/do you fight with your parents? Not ever really. I am a pretty laid back guy, my emotions tend to rage if I get super pissed, but what did I have to be mad about as a teenager? Nothing really, when I was 17, I lived by myself on a lake :)

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What is your favorite movie? Why? Sneakers, because of the all star cast, the incredibly accurate story and I like movies about bank robbers.

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What makes the rich richer and the poor poorer? Interest on debt.

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Madonna & Guy Ritchie just called it quits. Which celebrity couple do you bet on to split next? Kobe and what's her face

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What is your favorite restaurant? What do you like to order there? My favorite place is called Quang Deli - It's a family owned Vietnamese restaurant. I order the Pho tai bo vien, noodle soup with meatballs and sliced raw beef on the side, it also comes with jalapenos, cilantro, asian basil and bean sprouts. That, and an order of egg rolls and I'm all set, well, maybe a pork baguette sandwich for later too. Now I'm craving it hardcore :(

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How many words if any can you make out of the letters F.U.N.S.T.E.W? Few Nuts Stun Sun Wet West

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What are some weird and fun things you like to eat? I put ketchup on potato chips I like Pho (Vietnamese noodle soup) with raw beef on the side :)

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If you had 10 years to retirement, where would you put your retirement money right now? Physical silver, and also you could look into tax lien certificates. http://www.investmentrarities.com/10-06-08.html http://www.savewealth.com/taxes/taxliens/

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What's your birthday? September 27th :) Libra

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Would you be upset if it was your birthday and your entire family didn't realize it? (I live at home with my parents, and nobody even realized it was my birthday. I had to tell them. My mom didn't even know.) That sucks - I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!

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Have you ever met anyone from a different family who shares your exact name? There is a famous TV chef who has the exact same name as I do :)

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Whats the best $20 bucks you ever spent? I recently bought a bunch of these as Christmas gifts :) http://cgi.ebay.com/CHINA-CHINESE-2008-PANDA-SILVER-1-OZ-GEM-BU-COIN_W0QQitemZ260298755954QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item260298755954&_trkparms=72%3A1205|39%3A1|66%3A4|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

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You wake up on the U.S.S. Enterprise. What's the first thing you do? I'd be really curious as to which way the water spun around in the toilet after my morning piss :D

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Do you have a classic line, motto, saying that you coined? I found this old notebook the other day with a quote I barely remember writing, but here is what it said: "To be a good inventor, one must build all the mind sees. In observing the day, make it better with a construct of elements, elements that make up the mind." I thought it sounded pretty deep :)

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If you could move anywhere in the US that you wanted, with no worry of money, where would you choose? Probably somewhere with lots of natural resources, and where I could buy tax lien certificates - Someplace like Iowa, or maybe Wisconsin. Another choice outside of the US would be Toronto, It's actually further south than where I live now. Plus I wouldn't need medical insurance :)

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Is the universe going to collapse into itself, like a reverse big bang? No no no - You're thinking of the American Government and the dollar.

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Honestly, don't you people ever sleep..? I see some of you here every moment..? Who can sleep at a time like this? The economy is tanking I'm worried I could lose my job any day now The stock market is plunging day after day and, ooh a new comment :)

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What country are you?,take this quiz You Are Germany You are a formal, polite person... even with those you know well. You are quite serious. You are responsible and good at following rules. You enjoy organization and planning. Structure helps you thrive, and you don't like surprises. You take pride in your personal appearance. You keep your clothes and home tidy.

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Is it vain to have your home decorated solely with scenic pictures that you've photographed yourself? I have a friend who has his home this way. I told someone about it, and he described it as 'masturbatory' - Like basking in your goodness. I tend to agree.

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What brand of computer are you using right now? I have a Sony Vaio laptop.

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What would you do if you were laid off tomorrow? This totally worries me - I would look for another job at another casino. I would have to borrow money from my grandfather to float for a month or so. I would probably deliver pizzas or something similar.

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What, or who, does your avatar represent? Fatigue and turmoil in the stock market

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Does your family know your AB pseudonym? No one knows my screen name - I'm sure someone will figure me out someday....

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Is there anything you wouldn't eat off a stick? At my State Fair they have Candy bars on a stick - They're like a Snickers dipped in batter and deep fried. I won't eat those :)

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Can you name every animal youve ever had? Name and species? Quackers - Duck Whitey - Duck Lion - Cat Barkley - German Schnauzer Zipper - Turtle

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I'm in a wedding this weekend. Have you ever been in a wedding? What were you?(Bride, Groom, Lector, Priest?) I've been a groomsmen in two weddings, and an usher at another :)

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Any songs for a broken heart? Look After You by The Fray

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How far do you have to travel if you want to go to the beach? Well, for an ocean I need to travel quite a ways. I live in Minnesota. We have lots of lakes though, and I live near a few, but I wouldn't classify them as beaches, more like parks with bike paths and things. For a real beach type beach, I'd have to go about 30 miles or so :)

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If you've ever spent time with someone who was dying, what was that experience like? Was it a few moments, hours, days, weeks, months? Who was it? My grandmother passed away a few weeks ago. I spent time at her side while she was in the hospital. I would just sit and hold her hand. She was very weak, she couldn't eat or drink, or talk. So I just sat and held her hand and looked into her eyes. I did this for about a week straight before she passed :)

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This is the toughest riddle ever! What has a tongue but no mouth, eats meat but drinks no wine? Riddle me this Not a shoe....not a book.....I don't know - How can it eat without a mouth?

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What's your best impersonation of another AB user? (play nice now) How about Fun? Who would like to join me and congratulate everyone for logging in today? Good job guys! I knew you could do it!

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What is your unfinished task? I want to learn about tax lien certificates - so I need to go to the book store :) Oh, and selling my car.

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When they can't possibly fit another ounce of cheese on, in or under the pizza, will they start putting it in the drinks? Yes. Perhaps an IV filled with Nacho sauce would be good?

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Who is your favorite youtube celebrity? SXE Phil and Tourette Guy :)

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My parents will be out of town. What should i do for my birthday? Im going to be 23yrs old! Am I seeing things or did you just go from 18 to 23 in about two minutes? Anyway - Go out with your friends - don't have a big house party, someone will break something, uninvited people will show up, someone might steal something, go out instead :)

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What do you get for a birthday present for someone who doesn't USE anything you get them and just puts it back in the box/bag and stores it there forever? How about a 1 oz silver coin? They will never throw it away and who knows, maybe it will be worth a lot in the future. Right now you can get one for under $20.

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What is the greatest anxiety about your job? I always have about 50 cameras on me at work, I'm used to it, but man, they must see everything I do. That and losing my job.

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Who or What is GROOVY? This guy

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Is there a movie soundtrack that you keep listening on and on over the years? I love this song - sorry, I'm kind of a classical dork.

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What would be the greatest job ever? Getting paid to take vacations at 5 star hotels :)

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What is your reaction to this joke? From Maxim magazine. Q. What is the worst thing about rollerblading? A. Telling your parents your gay. I found it quite funny. ....not that there's anything wrong with that....

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I sent $200,000.00 to Nigeria last month, how come they haven't contacted me about the million that I am supposed to get? LOL! You sure it wasn't Zimbabwe? They could pay you off with a single bill.

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Would you rather end all wars or world hunger? Can't I have both :( Diplomacy doesn't feed anyone - so I'll go with ending hunger :)

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When was the last time you totally 'lost it' and started smashing things up? I came close about a week ago - I had a really bad session on the poker tables online, I wanted to snap my laptop in half and throw it out the window. Luckily I cooled off, I was tempted though :)

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Are your hormones under control? They tend to rage when I see your avatar....

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Can anyone teach me a new word? One of my favorite words is loquacious, it means talkative ;) Also, veracity means truthfulness, as in: How dare you question my veracity!

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How would you like to see your favorite SLABS (Sexy Ladies Of AB) dressed for Halloween? Nurses - the lot of 'em.

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Can you control the amount of time you spend on AB? I CAN, but rarely do. I have the ability, I just lack the desire to quit :)

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If you could choose any person in the World ... Who would you like to be able to control? Who would I control? I don't think anyone, I wouldn't like to be a puppet master :)

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If you had a SIGN on the front of your car today, what would it have said?? For Sale - $6200

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Are you better looking than...the person who answered above and below you? :D Well you answered before me - so.....no way!

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If diamonds are a girl's best friend, what is a guy's best friend? A TAG Heuer :)

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How would you like to help me come up with a name for the coffee shop I plan to open up soon? I wouldn't use anything with the word flour as that might get confused with a flower shop. Something simple is probably the best, like Jake's Bakery - simple, easy to remember. I actually like that, even if there's no Jake, I still think it sounds good - Jake's Bakery :)

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What is a good profile or screen name? Tactless or Freshwater sound cool to me :)

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Who was the last person to be born in your family so far? I have a new cousin, Braxton, he's just a little guy, only about a month old.

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Do you consider yourself to be one of "AB Sexy People" ? :) I'm pretty sure I'm slated as Mr. September in the AB calendar. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/399222

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Where is your social security card? In my safe, locked in the drawer.

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Is the usage grammatically correct -The reason behind the concerns is frauds and customer identity No, it sounds incorrect to me, better would be: The reason for the concern is fraud, and the customer's identity.

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What is the newest thing in world? Probably some island you've never heard of.

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What question on AB is your number 60? Truth is a bad habit of mine - When is it appropriate to lie? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/891970 You gave a really nice answer to it :)

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Who are some characters--real or imagined--whose names begin with Z? You don't mess with the Zohan

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How many AB questions have you asked? ... How many have you answered? ... When did you join? Questions: 711 Answers: 4268 Member since February 16, 2007 Lowest rated question: -2 Highest rated question: 426 Lowest rated answer: -9 Highest rated answer: 129 Friends: 48 Location: Minnesota Gender: Male

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Have you ever just watched and enjoyed the sun setting? Yes. I used to live on a lake up north, and one of my favorite memories from that time was sitting on the dock with my grandfather, doing a crossword puzzle and watching the sun set.

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How many un-pointed answers do you have? I have a whopping 545!! Is that a lot or is it normal? 1095 out of 4266 have 0 points - I didn't count my negative rated answers, of which I have a handful. Dang, that's like 25% of my answers received no points.

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Who is your math teacher? Sal Khan. I keep my math up to date by watching videos on youtube, his channel is called is called Khan Academy. It's full of awesome videos, including on other topics such as the bailout and finance. http://www.youtube.com/user/khanacademy?ob=4

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What is the first name of the last baby you saw? Braxton, my newest cousin.

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What time do you get to work everyday? I work nights - I usually get to work around 7:15pm local time and I get done at 4 am.

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What's the craziest thing you've done to your hair? Covered it in peanut butter when I was about 10.

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Is your 401K now 399? I cashed out mine about 3 months ago, in preparation for the total economic collapse.

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What is the greatest puzzle? I have a carved wooden puzzle that is very small, yet incredibly difficult - it took me months and months to solve.

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Trapped in an elevator with Rosie O'Donnell and Pauly Shore for eternity, or spontaneous combustion. Which do you choose? I can only hope that they choke on my smoke and ashes.

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What was the make, model and color of your first car? Do you miss it? I had a 1978 Mazda RX-3 SP....Blue. Let's see if I can find a pic for you....

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Ok, so it's three thirty in the morning here in alaska, and i'm doing school work on the internet while sedating my hunger with a dry ramen...thing. Any ideas on how to keep me awake better ? I'm listening to music and it's not helping much. Go outside and keep an eye on those pesky Russians.

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What would you like to protest about today? Picketing - I'm sick of it, now where did I put my broom handle and poster board?

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If you woke up tomorrow morning and I was running around your room naked with a chocolate cake stuck on my head, what would you do? Depends on which head. yuck.

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Does anyone like the Minnesota Vikings? I live here, so yes, sadly.

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Are you a very bright person? If by 'bright' you mean 'pale' than yes, I am very bright indeed.

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What is your favourite current t.v. show and why? It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and the Colbert Report.

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Who has a crush on you? That's a good question. I have no idea. There's got to be at least one.....right?

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What springs to mind when I mention the word turkey? I thought of the Black Sea.

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What song you chilling to on this, a most glorious Wednesday ? I'm listening to Comotose by Skillet. Home again - Dirty Vegas http://www.last.fm/music/Dirty+Vegas/_/Home+Again

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What is a good candle scent to get? Sandalwood.

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What was the best and worst Halloween treat you ever received? Best - A one dollar bill Worst - An apple

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Have you ever seen a angel? While I'm not very religious, I can cite one example of me feeling the presence of something angelic. I suffered a bad fall some years back, I broke both ankles while rock climbing with a friend. I ended up laying on the rocks near a river in the hot sun, my friend had to go and get help. When he came back with help, they lifted me and carried up to the top of the hill near a park....

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Is time that you enjoy wasting really a waste of time? One of my least favorite things people tend to say is "you must have too much time on your hands" - my response (or natural inclination) is to say - fuck off - worry about your own time. So, I say no, do what you please.

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How many different companies have you worked for? I've worked for a resort, a fast food restaurant, a hotel, a clothing store, my family business, an amusement park, and two casinos. So....8.

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What was the last dairy product you ate or drank? I had some yogurt yesterday - banana and mango I think.

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What is the most unusual thing that has happened to you till now? Breaking both ankles and learning to walk again.

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If you were a serial killer, what would the public call you? (example: The Bay Harbor Butcher) The Tomato Lobber.

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How much money did you spend the last time you filled up your gas tank in your vehicle? What kinda car do u have? It only cost me $22 - my tank was about half full, but gas was at $2.79 a gallon, I couldn't pass it up. I have a Honda Accord.

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Who do you want to kiss? One of my eleven crushes.

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Can you name the first Band that comes to mind? Chiodos - They were in town the other night and I met the drummer.

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I'm doing a research paper on overlooked technology. it should be simple. my professor used a pencil as an example. i was thinking a zipper or Velcro. Anybody have any other ideas? How about a needle. Needles are used in many applications from medicine and sewing to tattoo and music.

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What are some of your PERSONAL quotes? I wrote this down a long time ago, and have never been able to throw it away. Kind of a random thought, it just sort of came to me: "To be a good inventor, one must build all the mind sees. In observing the day, make it better with a construct of elements, elements that make up the mind."

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What if someone had an IQ of a negative number? Case in point.

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What is your favorite poem and what does it mean to you? I am not really a big poetry reader - here's one I wrote for Ocean, an ABer who no longer comes around.... I'll bet your eyes are deep when awake or asleep. Tears crash ashore in times of struggle and pain, Like tropical storms of saltwater rain.

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How tall/old are you, and are a male or female? Just curious 6'2" Male 29 175 lbs

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Do you think the only way to restore confidence in the stock market is for government to guarantee that no more banks will fail? Capitalism rewards good business and punishes bad practices - why should we reward bad lending and risky investments once they turn sour? If we do that, it creates 'moral hazard' - where other companies will engage in even riskier behavior, saying "well you bailed out them, why won't you bail out me?" We need to let these companies fail, and when new banks sprout up -...

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What have you saved all your life and will not part .... My gold and silver...

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Do you talk to girls who'll break your heart? Perpetually, it's almost my specialty.

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Is there a way to total up activity to find your ratios of answered/unanswered questions or pointed/pointless questions etc? I submit heaps of material which IMHO is pretty OK, but with little response. I'd be interested to see how the high scorers do. 14/707 = about 1.9 %

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What is the answer to this riddle: 2 = L on a B 2 = Lovers on a beach, there you have it,,, solved.

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Will having a rebound score make losing my gf any easier? Can't hurt.

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Where is a good place to sell unwanted college books to? Books are reprinted every year, so there will be very little demand even if you do try to sell them. You are not alone in this - suck it up and eat the loss. You could always use them for kindling.

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THIS IS A REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION. Should i have a ring ready when i propose to my girlfriend or say we'll shop for one together so she gets the one that she wants. Has anyone got some suggestions on romantic and original ways to propose? How about near a lake, at sunset?

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What's the worst mental torture you've ever endured? (... If you feel you can talk about it) This might sound untrue, but I was a professional poker player for a while. It is not so much to win, winning and dealing with the money is the easier than one would expect. Losing however is brutal. I ended up making more than I started with, but the ups and downs of it were very taxing on my mental state. There were days when I literally wanted to smash my laptop and throw it out the...

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What do you have that's "For Sale"? An Audi and a bed frame.

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Whats the color of your favorite blanket? The comforter on my bed is orange.

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Shit Damnit Bitch Asshole! Sorry for the language..I just hit my left toe on my bed post. I hope I didn't offend you? Someone call a toe truck :) (My grampa's favorite joke ever)

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How much money would you be willing to pay for a book? The most I ever paid for a book was for an art reference book called Davenports. I think it was about $200, but they are totally sought after, I would expect I could still get over $125 for it. I'm not selling it however, I use it to find good deals on listed artists at estate sales.

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What do you consider to be excessive with regard to posting questions? Top ten of the most inquisitive qualifies as excessive if you ask me.

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Know how when you TXT, you press 6 3 for "me" and get "of"? What's the most surprising unintentional word/phrase you've sent someone? If I try to text my name in T9 - it comes out as 'Asian'.

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What would be some great miscellaneous uses for peanut butter? You can use it as bait on mouse traps :)

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When am I supposed to use “whom” as opposed to “who” and vice-versa? This should clear up any confusion:

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May I see your manboobs? It puts the lotion on the manboobs, or else it gets the hose again. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE MANBOOBS< OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!! PUT THE F*($&^IN LOTION ON THE MANBOOBS! Sorry, had to get em' nice for you :)

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I enjoy paraprosdokians. Do you? I need a good laugh, tell me one if you know one. The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.

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We are now casting for AB's latest slasher flick: Death Night: The Zombies return. We need cast, crew and help with the story. Whaddya got for us? Can I be the guy getting the zombie lap dance?

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I still see very few humorous questions on this site and humor is good ,to balance out the over seriousness of AB.Why is there so few of these sort of questions? Ok, just a few for you to peruse: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1014139 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/918823 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/964786 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/953625

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Please name an ethnic cuisine that you tried & liked, & another you tried & disliked? Have you tried Pho? That is Vietnamese, it's really really good. It's beef noodle soup, just make sure to get the Tai Bo Vien variety - you don't want tripe and tendon, believe me. I liked Korean bulgogi, it is amazing, but it comes with these little side dishes of pickled vegetables, eesh, never again.

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Have you ever given something to the person you were dating at the time, and then after you broke up...did you regret giving it to them? What was it? I gave my last girlfriend a locket for her birthday - it was really cool - let me see if I can find a picture...here it is http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Illusionist-Locket-Heart-Butterfly-Necklace-Magic-S_W0QQitemZ220288242544QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220288242544&_trkparms=72%3A1205|39%3A1|66%3A4|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 We broke up about two weeks later. I wish I still had...

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Will state your age then tell us the age range of someone you would date and someone you would marry. Please be honest about your age or just don't answer, OK? I'm 29, and I would date/marry someone between the ages of 22-36.

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What is common for you to buy at the grocery store? Last night I stocked up on cereal, soup, frozen chicken and beef, and fresh vegetables.

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Is the financial crisis as scary and dire as the media is predicting? The problem isn't the frozen credit markets or anything else. The problem is how our economy has been running for the last few years. David Tice of Prudent Bear Funds said the follwing: "Our whole system is based on credit expansion, we need to build credit year over year in order to grow. We're going to have a recession, and when we do, it's going to cascade on...

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If the bailout was what was needed then why are the world banks faltering and stocks still taking a dive? The stock market was going to plummet no matter if the bailout was passed or not. All the bailout did was kick the county's problems down the road, leaving a gigantic mess for the next President and the next generation. The government is trying to prop up the market, this cannot be done. The government is meddling with an extremely complicated machine - the market. Their meddling will...

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Are you more attracted to abstract paintings or other types? I do love abstract - Rothko, Pollack, Mondrian...

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Is there a song that you love, but you would never want your friends to know that you love it? Nickel Creek - This side.

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If you can find a source of infinite 'something', what do you wish that 'something' could be? Great question. I don't think I would like to find that particular fountain. I wouldn't want an endless supply of anything. I tried thinking of a good answer for this question, but I kept canceling them out. Joy, knowledge, pain, pleasure. None of them were good because it would leave the rest to be desired. If you were infinitely knowledgeable, you might want to 'not...

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What is a short sale? When buying stocks it means to borrow a certain amount of shares (say 100) of a company at at price (say $100) - you are expecting the stock price to go lower. You sell your shares immediately ($10,000) - Now the stock goes lower, to let's say $80. You buy the 100 shares you owe your broker ($8000) and earn the difference. You just made $2000, only problem is if the stock price goes up,...

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Nothing has intrinsic value..only what we impute to it. What do you think? Hmmm, Sorry Rosie, I have to disagree. Some things do have intrinsic value. I do see your point if you were referring to money. Paper money qualifies as not having any intrinsic value, it is known as being fiat. But what about gold? Gold has had value for thousands of years throughout hundreds of civilizations. While it may not be worth anything on a deserted tropical island, it still has...

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The Dow will open soon how many more points will it go down due to the mishandling of the entire US & World economys? Too many to keep my breakfast down.

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Do you ever worry that your bathroom fixtures may develop artificial intelligence and try to kill you? I'm more worried by my government.

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Do people think that you are a nerd? Yes, just the other day PrettyPirate called me a Doofus McDorko.

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So, you are thinking about moving to a different country. Where would you like to live? I have been considering this very hard in the recent weeks. Many countries keep popping up on my radar, then I move on. So far I have considered Austria, Iceland, Canada, Australia, Thailand, Portugal, France and Costa Rica. I still have some sifting to do....

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What prompts you to change your avatar? I like changing mine when the old one just feels stale. Some I've had for months and months, others for just a few days. My current choice I found by googling 'stock broker panic' :) I quite like it. I think I'll keep him for a while.

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Have I ever been mean to you personally? You stole my bacon one day - but nothing other than that.... So, we're cool. You even made me my bunny ears: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/437692

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Why are you in between here and there? Sort of. I wanna move to a foreign country very badly, but for the time being, I am sort of stuck. .....someday.

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How long before America attacks Iran, or Iran attacks Israel, in your estimation? America is far too broke to finance another war - but with these two clowns running for office...you never know.

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Do you answer your own questions? I'll be perfectly honest - I have done this a few times, mostly when I was a new user and wanted more answers to my questions. I thought if I answered it myself, more people would see it on the homepage. But over the last year or so, I haven't answered any of my own questions, unless it was on accident by trying to leave a comment.

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Do you know the physical significance of E=mc^2? I believe so: Energy = Mass x Speed of Light^2

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What or who the first thing that comes to mind upon hearing the name, "Carson"? I thought of Carson City, Nevada.

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What do you associate with the stars? The past. The light that I see, left that star millions of years ago. It always reminds me of time travel in that way.

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Which are the largest boneand smallest bone of human body? Pretty sure it's the Femur, and some tiny bone in your ear :)

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Are there any McCain lawn signs in your neighborhood? I went running for a hour today and did not see one. Obama - Minnesota.

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Can the U.S. car companies rebound now that they got bail outs? Will they regain Superiority? flag.

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What happens if the $700 billion bailout plan doesn't work? I will try to answer in a serious way, as this issue is very important to me. If you really want to listen to a different perspective, I would highly recommend you listen to Peter Schiff. He has a weekly broadcast you can listen to here: http://www.europac.net/media/PeterSchiff_10-01-2008.mp3 - His predictions have been very keen. People have been laughing at him for years, but if you go...

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Would you marry me, if I was 23? I guess.... :) **mocks twisting arm motion**

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Would someone who knew you 10 years ago recognize you today? Yes, I've looked the same for the last 15 of my 29 years.

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How can we send a message to our friends in answerbag? Just find one of their answers that doesn't have any comments, and leave them a message as a comment :)

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A new poll reports 59% would vote to replace the entire Congress. What do you feel about the current Congress? With the passage of the bailout bill, I can honestly say that I don't respect the majority of their opinions anymore - in fact - I will be working very hard to make sure several of my state representatives do not get reelected.

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Do you know what a "perdiddle" is? Did you ever play "Perdiddle"? What were the rules YOU played by? It's a drumming pattern (as far as I know) If 1 is a left beat, and 2 is a right beat, it would look like this: 1211212212112122 :)

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If socialized medicine is bad, wouldn't socialized banking be worse? That's why I want to move to another country, any ideas?

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Can the U.S. car companies rebound now that they got bail outs? Will they regain Superiority? The US is going down the toilet. Prepare for a collapse of the dollar.

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Holy _______ _________ ________ Batman!!! Can you fill in the blanks? Buckets of sin?

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Why don't you ever hear about the Bermuda Triangle anymore? I've heard that you could put that same triangle over any piece of open ocean and you would have roughly the same amount of mysterious plane and ship disappearances. Whew, that was a long sentence.

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I gained 204 points on AB yesterday. And I've gained 3 levels in the last 36 hours, and am now level 10. How fast do most people level up? Am I moving at a slow, or fast pace? Anytime you make 200 points it's a good day. You're doing extremely well. It takes me weeks and weeks to move up a level.

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Can you describe me in one single word? and I would do the same to you..!! Loquacious.

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If you could choose any song, which one would you choose to sing for karaoke? Anything instrumental.

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What would you do if the pumpkins were carving scary designs into our heads? Lend them a match.

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Are you desperate for money? I'm giving up on money, I'm desperate for gold.

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Real or Fake Breasts? Small, Medium or Large Breasts? (i'm sure this has been asked before ... but I am debating having my breasts done because I am so little and have a small rack lol) Fake boobs are just so damn 'manufactured'. It's like that old saying "Too many cooks spoiled the soup" - That's how I feel about implants.

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Which Answerbag user do you feel is most susceptible to alien abduction? Lovehearts, what, with all the crop circles about, I would think her to be in great peril.

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Technically speaking, should striking at someone with a severed leg be defined as a kick? Yes. Well played.

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What do you usually have for Breakfast? Nothing, with a side of nothing.

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If someone stuck something on your back what would it say? It would probably say "Mouth" with a downward pointing arrow.

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Do you own a cork board? What do you use it for? I have one. It displays a photo of a family reunion from about 4 years ago. There are about 70 people in the photograph.

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What is your name, and what would like your name to be if you could change it? My name is Brian. If I could change it? hmm, I like the name Jack, but then I would need glasses.

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What did one catapillar say to the other when they saw a butterfly? "Bitch."

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What do you and I have in common? You and I both play naked twister every other Saturday.

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If you were a letter and a puncuation mark, what would you be? W - easy. The only letter that takes more than 1 syllable to pronounce.

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What injuries should a healthy young person expect to sustain if they fell from the first floor window of an average sized house? How many feet up is that? About 10-12? I bet you could expect to break or at least sprain your ankle. However if you increase it to 20 feet, then I can answer from personal experience....I broke three bones in my left ankle, seven bones in my right foot, my pelvis in two spots, and L3,L4 and L5 in my back. So, the moral is, don't fall 20 feet. Any higher than 20 feet and your chances...

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What has been borrowed from you, but has not been returned? Lots of books: Knockout blackjack - Tim has that one. (card counting book) Inside the poker mind - Neil has that one. Freakonomics - Banks has that one.

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What famous painting do you feel is overrated? Some Rothko's go for ten of millions - can't really wrap my head around that - here are a few.

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Where did the "dumb blond" stereotype originate? Not sure - but it continues to this day because it gets reinforced each and every year by statements like these: "Some people don't have maps."

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Could someone please recommend me some good I-hate-him angry break up songs? **Explicit**

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Well folks, I've just been dumped. What music should I probably avoid right now? Celine Dion. Actually you should always avoid that.

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You walk into a candy store with 5 bucks, What do you get? Powerball tickets. Candy is lame.

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Does anyone else think Hershey's tastes horrible? i'm from the UK and I'd rather eat camel dung than hershey's I have to disagree with you there. Even though I hate chocolate to no end, I would still prefer it to camel shit.

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What is the main sterotype for British People, not including bad teeth? Earth shattering beautiful women? At least it's one of my stereotypes.

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Who thinks this bailout is nothing more than corporate welfare? I don't think it will do anything to help the average American. He fooled congress & senate by scaring everybody, total BS, those idiots all sold us out as usual. Including Ohbama & McCain. Not to mention that it marches our country ever closer to Socialism. I called every one of my state representatives and urged them not to pass this bill. To no avail it seems.

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What is the most that you've ever weighed? My current weight is probably my highest ever, about 180 lbs. PS - How many stones is that? (I'm a pretentious American boy, I don't know those cool figures)

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Do you think I could do your job for one day? Probably not. Dealing poker is a lot harder than it looks. You could probably get by, but you would gets lots and lots of stuff wrong along the way.

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Is your town twinned with another? Well since I live in Minneapolis, I would have to say yes, In the US we are known as the Twin Cities, Minneapolis and St. Paul.

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Why do my husband's dog eat my son's poopy diapers every chance he gets? Um ...yuck.

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Has any regular bagger asked more questions than submitted answers? Who? I can proudly say, I am not one of them.

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What famous quotation would you like to see engraved above the main entrance to the Whitehouse? Murphy has a quote I think would be appropriate: "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way"

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" Easy does it..calm down..don't worry..you're fine. Trust us..we know what's best for you"! Yeah, right. I don't buy it..do you? I tend to think like the late great George Carlin, I don't believe anything the government tells me...nothing.

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What is the most sensual song you can think of? Wicked game - Chris Isaak

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What do you want to do on your 100th birthday? One word. Jeopardy!

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Which song/s do you find the most annoying and why? Barbie girl is right up there.

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Will you say something to me in a different language? (Not english.) Khoi hoc Jow That means I love you in Lao.

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You have just fallen off a very tall building, what would you think about while you are falling to your death? Ha. I can honestly say that I can answer this one from personal experience. I fell in a rock climbing accident in 2002, I fell about 25 feet off a sheer cliff. And I can remember exactly what I was thinking as I went over the edge - Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! 15 bones later, I'm good as new.

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What is your favorite song from Robert Plant (solo)? Tall cool one, my goodness I'm lame.

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Whats the last thing you ate? Subway. A BLT what else?

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When is the last time you went outside, in the sun? Roughly 30 minutes ago, and now I'm leaving again, bye.

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Whats it like when its snowing real snow ,real think,like in the films? I've only seen the snow that melts when it hits the floor! It's awesome - you get to build snow caves :)

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What would you do if you woke up in the morning and forgot all passwords, PIN numbers, combinations, telephone numbers, personal ID's? I'd probably swear a lot. Then I would remember that every institution that has a password, PIN, etc. also has a way of resetting and/or retrieving them. So as long as I could still remember the name of the first company I worked for, and my grandmother's maiden name - I think I'd be just fine.

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Whats the longest number of hours you've spent in bed in one go Well after breaking both ankles I was stuck in a hospital bed for about two weeks - that's 336 hours. I had the nurse take the batteries out of the clock on the wall - for two reasons really - 1. The ticking was driving me insane and 2. Who F^@#ing cares what time it is when you're stuck in bed for 336 hours?

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Are you money hungry? F that. I'm gold hungry.

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Ever want to be in a movie? Would you want to be the star, supporting actor/actress or be an extra? Sure. I could be that guy in the background during the romantic restaurant scene, pointing at the menu, and nodding when the waiter pretends to ask me a question.

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Do you believe that a man who is a braggart and a chauvanist finds peace most often in a wife who is either wholly unaware of his arrogance or ignores it as best she can by means of either being in love with him or because of financial desperation? I would say the latter of the two. Although I would add - for the sake of the children. This question reminds me of my grandfather, he's always been a man's man, telling jokes, the center of attention. My grandmother put up with him for 57 years, I would say mostly for the sake of their kids, but also as you point out, financial security, and a devotion to her church. My...

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What's your favorite Aphex Twin song? Come to Daddy

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What is name of the song on the Mastercard advert with the words 'Nobody ever says goodbye'? This is entirely the wrong answer for this question, but your question reminded me of it, so here you go: Landon Pigg - Love in a coffee shop

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When do you predict the "Big one" in California? As long as we are venturing guess, I too will, hmmm 2011. August.

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Is the amount of vegans increasing or decreasing? The amount is sure to be growing, there are more and more people every year, but that's not what I think you meant. Is the percentage of vegans to non-vegans growing? To that, I'm not so sure? My guess would be no, but with all the news about growth hormones, and that book the China report, you never know. My mom actually became a vegan this year, my step dad too, so....maybe?

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Do you personally know any native Americans (Indians) ? ... If so, where are they from? and what is your opinion of their friendship towards you? ( I am Australian and I mean no offense by the question) I used to work at a native American casino here in Minnesota. I even dated a girl. They are very nice, but very loyal to other natives (their term, not mine). Some on the casino where I worked received large checks from the profits of the casino. They were called community members, the owners of the property. They were ridiculously wealthy, having $100,000s of dollars when they turned...

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Would you hire a professional assassin to babysit your children? Sure, who better to protect my children? I'm sure she would just be cleaning her guns and knives the whole time anyway.

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Can anyone recomend a great book thats a real page turner? The Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follitt

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What modern convenience do you CHOOSE to go w/o based on personal principal & what is your reasoning behind the CHOICE? Coffee, I don't like it, actually, my bladder doesn't like it.

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I'm 18. Am I too young to get married according to you? Why or why not? (I just want to see if I can prove you wrong). I can't argue with that at all. I have lots of happily married friends and family who were married in their teens.

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What mood are you in right now? My gag reflex is overactive - Sarah Palin is talking out loud again.

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Which is the better fight scene: The Bride Vs Elle Driver, or The Bride Vs Copperhead? I just watched it on your profile - man oh man - when she squishes Elle's eyeball under her bloody bare foot.....does it get any better than that?!

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You're swimming and your bikini top/swim shorts accidentally comes off. What do you do to handle the situation? Yell SHARK!!! and bail for my car.

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When was the last time you HOBBLED? I broke both ankles in 2002, I'm fine now, but if I do a lot of walking, I limp like an old man the next day. About two weeks ago, I walked around a lake here in Minneapolis, the next day - I was a limping, hobbling mess.

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What are you drinking while watching the debate tonight? Smithwick's (Irish beer)

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VP debate or AB? I can multi-task.

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About to START, who's watching the VP debate? Let the train wreck begin.

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If BS was currency, Who could bail out the economy? Sarah Palin would have my vote:

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Whats the worst pain you've ever felt emotionally or physically? I had 50 staples ripped out of my feet with a needle nose pliers after a big surgery. My grandmother was holding my hand while I was screaming curse words.

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Is this the point in American History where congress proposes an "American Union" with Canada and Mexico to magically restore the crippled and faltering economy and switch to a new currency?(as if it wasn't planned) No, close but not yet - the leaders in charge will wait until the dollar collapses before they urge us to pass yet another bill that strips Americans of their freedoms and and liberties. Anything short of full support, and you will be labeled unpatriotic. If that's the case, I'm becoming more and more unpatriotic by the hour.

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Could you come up with religious jokes that would not be flagged as spam/offensive? I posted this one a while back - mildly religious: An Irishman is driving around a parking lot that is completely packed. In frustration he looks up to the sky and says "Dear God, if you find me a parking space I'll give up Irish whisky and I'll go to Mass every sunday", just then the man finds an open space. He looks back up to the sky and says "Nevermind Lord, I...

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When a non-Asian person asks how one could tell the difference in physical appearance, among Asians (specifically Korean, Japanese, Chinese), how would you answer that? If I hear someone talk I can usually pick them out - just by looks is tougher, you will be wrong at least 30% of the time. The way I do is first skin tone, Koreans (this is only my opinion) have a very 'creamy' tone - very soft and delicate looking. I know very few Japanese, so I won't even venture a guess. Chinese people are tough too, but I would say by manners, lots of...

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I have a lot of books here in my study, fact and fiction. The first answerbagger to nail any title or author represented in my library wins. ONLY ONE title/author per submission (but you MAY make subsequent submissions). No religious books. Go! How about Dean Koontz?

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What song would you want played at your funeral? This would be nice:

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What halloween decorations are essential in your home? Not into the whole holiday decoration thing - maybe just a spiced candle :) PS, congrats on the job! Your interview went well I take it?

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Who would you consider wide-minded on Answerbag? Well me of course.

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Without naming names, who would you consider narrow-minded on Answerbag? (Descriptors may work as long as their anonymity is protected. If you decide to name names anyway, then that is at your own peril.) Someone who continually asks questions, pointless, mind numbingly stupid questions, just to make the most inquisitive each week.

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Can you speak troll? I imagine their language to sound like the Tazmanian Devil....BwuahahahBlauah! Bluwaa Bu Bauhlewea!

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What must man have in order to rule? (That is to say, what must he be like, what virtue and morals must he have, or she! I don't want sexist comments. I used, man, not a man for a reason, the human race.) Balls.

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What are some drinks that could be described as brown water More Chocolate Ovaltine please!

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Do you drink a lot of coffee? I drink zero coffee.

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If you make chili, what is your secret ingredient? Tomato paste, gotta have one of those tiny cans :) - Oh, and Pico de Gallo if you can find it :)

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Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens.... what are some of your favorite things? Big fat snowflakes Gold and silver Pot roast Ecco Shoes Hooded Sweatshirts Stir fry Watches Sitting on a dock at sunset Cold water Pho The Zoo Morcheeba .

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My daughter is leaving home soon. As cheesy as it is, I would like to make a CD of songs for her, so she knows how much she means to me, once she's not with me every day. Can you recommend some songs that would be suitable (any genra is fine)? Look after you - The Fray

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As I sit here listening to seahavenfm.com, what local radio station do you listen to? I go to pandora.com - type in an artist I like, and it creates a playlist of similar artists thanks to the music genome project.

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What's something you used to do on a regular basis, but hardly ever do anymore? Juggle, I used to practice for hours and hours on end. I got really good at it, then quit entirely.

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How to fight with laziness? Drunken master style :)

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Ho often do you spank your computer? Not often, but if I lose a lot playing online poker, sometimes I slam my laptop shut and wanna throw it out of my 7th story window - like yesterday for instance.

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Why many of my questions are not answered? I'll get right on that....

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Crosses are ___________. A representation of the Zodiac.

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The Powerball Jackpot tonight is $200 Million... but the economy is in the dumps. If you won this much money, where would you put it? How would you invest it? Where would it be safe? I'd buy as much precious metal as I could, Gold, Silver, Palladium, and Platinum. And one big damn safe.

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Have you ever had an operation and if so how old where you? I had my left ankle fused together, and I had three bones in my right foot removed and replaced with cadaver bones.

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Are you proud of all of your Q & A's? I'm not proud of everything I've ever said on this site - but overall 99% of everything I've said has either been truthful, meant as a joke, or my honest opinion.

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If you could, Where would you want to live? Why? Man oh man - Lots of places! Portugal Austria Switzerland Turks and Caicos Islands Malaysia Australia China Montenegro France Costa Rica!

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Would anyone like to welcome me to answerbag? the e-mail wasn't enough i need some live action! Welcome, now bend over so I can give you an ultimate wedgie.

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Is there anything that doesn't eventually go bad over time??? I heard that bananas never really go bad - ??

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A dessert named after a famous ballerina? Tiramisu?

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Fisherman love it doctors hate it children eat it, what is it? Worms?

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What should I name the main male and female protagonists in my story? I like the names Anne and Peter. Or maybe something a bit more elegant....Marion and Nathaniel.

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Do you have any terrible injuries? I broke 15 bones in 2002, I was in a wheelchair for 3 months, and had to learn to walk again. I broke both ankles and 3 vertebrae, after a bad fall in a rock climbing accident.

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Tell me what you think: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV0jT1Do6NQ&feature=related It's awesome, that isn't you is it?

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I am an amateur poet and I gave my ex boyfriend a poem before we broke up, and when I talked to him he made fun of it and mocked it. I feel really hurt. What do you think? That's a really awful thing of him to do. I remember I made something, a drawing I think, for my Dad for Christmas one year. I spent a super long time on it, and spent money on a frame and gave to him for Christmas. I was really happy when I gave it to him, I thought he really liked it. But, later that week I found it in the back of the junk section of a closet. I was really hurt and...

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How far away are we from a one world bank and currency, and would it help? This is a really scary question. I sincerely hope we are very very far from a one world bank. Think of this, did you know that every paper currency in the history of the world has failed? So, if the dollar tanks, and we set up a new currency with Mexico and Canada (the amero) I think that leads us down that horrible path. A one world bank, would lend itself to a one world government -...

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I'm thinkin' of starting my own reality show called: Stop That!, where I go around NYC with a yardstick, and when I see people doing dumb things, like talking on a cell while driving, I give 'em a few whacks and yell "Stop That!" Wouldja watch? Only if the yard stick had a big fricken spike at the end of it.

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Can you say a sentence of 30 words without using the letter i Really, why should the task at hand call for me to do such a waste, shouldn't the task be more useful, and why must the sentence reach that many words? That's my answer.

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When was the last time you spoke to your brother? At my grandmother's funeral, about a week ago.

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How well can you do a cartwheel? I could probably manage to break yet another bone - I'll leave the cartwheeling to someone else.

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What is the funniest thing you have ever seen or done on AB? This is my personal fav. (see link) This answer, and follow up comment had me laughing for about an hour straight...http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1470674

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I you were going to do a one time heist, a bank robbery, do you think you could pull it off w/o getting caught or harming anybody? Of course. I would walk into a bank branch inside of a supermarket with a baseball hat. I would be pleasant, wait my turn, and hand the teller a small bag and a note saying "This is a robbery, I have a gun, empty the drawer, no dyepacks" - once my small bag was full, I would calmly walk out, get in my car and drive away. Btw - I wouldn't have a gun.

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Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? All I have is this Dijon Ketchup - sorry :(

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What types of questions on Answerbag do you find the most annoying? I really dislike close ended questions, such as: Do you like rabbits? yes. so. I much prefer open ended questions that allow more of a personal response instead of a simple yes or no. An example of an open ended question would be something like: What are some good ways to save money?

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Can u get points for comments that u posted? Sometimes I post a link to a question of mine if it's relevant to the discussion. People follow the link and give points to that question sometimes, so in a way yes, you can :)

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Do you think American economy will collapse? Before the economy collapses, first the currency has to be destroyed. We are doing everything to destroy our currency right now. The end of an empire always comes after the destruction of the currency. The dollar is losing value, and the only thing the Federal Reserve can do about it is to print more and more money - this is inflation - an increase of the money supply - and that further...

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How does one get a floor safe from one place to the other? How many men does that take? When I moved my super heavy safe it took 3 of us and a hand truck. My safe weighs about 300 pounds, so I would say 1 guy for each 100 pounds of safe :)

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Has anyone recently shared their views on the proposed economic bailout with their elected officials? I called Representative Keith Ellison of Minnesota and left a message urging him to not vote for the bailout - but apparently he didn't want to listen, he voted for it :( Might have to give him another call as the the bill is scheduled for another vote on Thursday. If anyone reading this wants to get in touch with their state representatives, you can call the Capitol Hill switchboard...

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What is the speed of light in miles per second? roughly 186,000 :)

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Is it so terribly wrong to quite lovingly adore a mans beer-gut / man-boobs? He has got some lucky man-boobs if you ask me :)

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Do you have a question that has been answered by more than 100 person? I have 5 - 1. What is there an abundance of where you live? - 301 answers 2. Can you name something that will NEVER happen? - 119 answers 3. What's something you've never seen but would like to? - 118 answers 4. What was your Grandfather's profession? - 110 answers 5. What's your favorite movie that you think I've never seen? - 106 answers :)

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What is the most unusual animal you've ever taken in/cared for? A few geese, we named them Quackers and Whitey :) btw - I like your name, Veracity is a word my grandfather always used to say, he'd say "Don't question my veracity" .....it means truthfulness :)

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word "emergency room"? Wires :(

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My opponet has 9,2 off and i had ace,2 off, the board was a 5,6,7,8,9,. Who won? Unless one of you had a flush, it was a chop pot, split the pot evenly and divide it up. If there is an extra chip, it goes to the person out of position (first to act after the button) :)

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What is the hardest thing to walk away from? Two broken ankles :) I know from experience

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Who provided the voice of the dragon in the film "Dragonheart"? Not to be rude - but why do you consistently ask questions to which either: A) you already know the answer to - or B) the answer can be easily researched? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragonheart

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Well, Bush's bail-out was voted down by Congress. Is this good or bad? I believe it to be a good thing. Although I believe all the attention that media has given this fiasco, the House and Senate will eventually pass the bill. The recession is the fix, our economy is built on a rotten foundation, are we to believe that borrowing more money will fix this? All that will do is prolong the recession, and make it much worse, possibly even collapsing the dollar.

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Are you blue? Da Ba Dee :)

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Have you noticed how the shape of Cyprus sort of looks like the continental U.S.? The US after a dose of Viagra perhaps :)

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What is the best way to make a big camp fire Go to Burning Man :)

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What would be the most inconvenient thing about being a ninja assassin secret agent? Unwrapping yourself when nature calls :)

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What is a universally appealing trait? Charisma - indefinable likability :)

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Which of the following would NOT result in a Doppler shift? A. moving listener, stationary sound source B. stationary listener, stationary sound source C. stationary listener, moving sound source D. slowly moving sound source, rapidly moving listener E. A B is the correct answer - Think of a fire truck going past you, when it's approaching, the sound gets higher and higher in pitch, but once it moves past you the pitch becomes lower and lower. That's the Doppler effect, so if you are stationary, and the sound source is too, no Doppler effect :)

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What do you wish you had more of? Instead of more dollars - I'd like more gold. The dollar is going to collapse :)

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What field of employment would require an expert in body language? Professional poker player?

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Who here is not voting democrat or republican in the 2008 election? If not, which party (or independent) are you voting for if you're voting at all? Personally, I believe Obama and McCain to be one and the same. Neither has any clue on how to fix the turmoil the economy is in. I actually feel sorry for whoever is elected because they will be remembered for the financial mess we about to walk into. The only candidate I would vote for is Ron Paul, or whoever he decided to support :)

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How old are you now, and how old would you like to live up to? I'm 29, I want to live until I'm 80 or so :)

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What would be shortened form or nickname for a girl named Carissa? C style :)

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Is the glass half empty or half full? Or did some just steal my glass? depends.....

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What's your favorite dinosaur? The Pterodactyl is pretty cool :)

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Would you name a team you love to hate (any sport)? Why? I hate the Yankees and the Green Bay Packers :) Just cuz :)

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Should I go see Miracle at St. Anna or Eagle Eye tonight? Miracle at St Anna looks way better, Eagle eye is gonna be the same old thing...

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What are the five greatest rap songs ever Hmmm 5. Jazze Belle - Outkast 4. Let me Ride - Dr Dre + Snoop 3. Drugs - Lil Kim 2. Big Bad Lady - Lady of Rage ft Tupac 1. Can I live? - Jay-Z

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Should I pull all my money out of the bank and hide it between my mattress, assuming the worst is going to happen with this economic crisis? Binary J is absolutely correct! The Federal Reserve isn't taking the $700 Billion dollars from the tax payers, it's printing/creating the money out of thin air. The value of your dollars is disintegrating. As more and more dollars are put into circulation, the vaule of each one becomes less. It's like adding water to orange juice, as you add more and more water, the...

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How to delete questions from answerbag- if not answered? You can't :( I wish we could though :)

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Can you supply a video with an upbeat song to get the day really romping for everybody? This song puts me in a good mood :) Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride

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Am I the only one who thinks this is the greatest song ever recorded in live concert? So much emotion...It says it all... I knew exactly what song it was within 2 seconds - I love Peter Gabriel. This is one of those songs that is just so beautiful that it makes my heart soar. Oh, I want to be that in your eyes!

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What is the longest (as far as hours) phone conversation you have had? maybe 5 hours when I was in high school :)

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What is the most under-rated cereal? Life = awesome.

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Where are the hundreds of bilions of dollars that are being used to "bail out" all these financial institutions coming from? Many people have incorrectly answered that the money comes from the tax payers - it doesn't - it comes straight out of thin air. The Federal Reserve is loaning out 700 billion that wasn't there yesterday - to do this, they just created 700 billion more dollars. Originally - dollars were backed by gold so that there could only be so many. But nowadays, money is printed/created at...

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Which time and place do you belong in? Take this quiz to find out. Apparently I belong in France :)

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How do you have fun when it's cold and dreary outside? I miss the blue and sunny weather but unfortunately, I live in Washington lol. I build a snow cave :)

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I don't have a word of the day today .. can you please give me one of yours? Loquacious = Talkative :)

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Anybody..I need somebody to love...Ever feel this way? I'm here for ya :)

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