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Answer to Who likes Jeff Dunham?!

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:51:28 -0800

Who likes Jeff Dunham?!

Not me. I find his show to be the worst piece of crap on tv. I'd rather watch anything else. anything.

Answer to Would you gamble on a 75% chance of earning 10 mil. dollars over 2 years at the cost of losing your job, and your credibility if you fail?

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:39:59 -0800

Would you gamble on a 75% chance of earning 10 mil. dollars over 2 years at the cost of losing your job, and your credibility if you fail?

Define credibility

Answer to Can the US banks/Wall Street be trusted to regulate themselves?

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:02:01 -0800

Can the US banks/Wall Street be trusted to regulate themselves?

Yes, they can self regulate. The problem is that they will always work to benefit themselves. They don't have the individual's best interest at heart - no company does. Therefore, the public will always say they can not be trusted.

Answer to so i have never gotten a blowjob before--how can i get one?

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:38:11 -0800

so i have never gotten a blowjob before--how can i get one?

$40 bucks in most places will get you one.

Answer to How can i get laid with a white girl? My penis is 7 x 4 1/2, does any white lady want to have sex with me?

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:29:18 -0800

How can i get laid with a white girl? My penis is 7 x 4 1/2, does any white lady want to have sex with me?

duplicate

Answer to How can i get laid with a white girl? My penis is 7 x 4 1/2, does any white lady want to have sex with me?

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:27:25 -0800

How can i get laid with a white girl? My penis is 7 x 4 1/2, does any white lady want to have sex with me?

Obviously, sharing your penis size on a first date doesn't work. Try being nice and un-creepy for a change and see if that does the trick.

Answer to Has your wife found sexpics/vid of ex gf/wife?Wife found mine&made me sit&look with her.Very uncomfortable,but thrilling.

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:22:27 -0800

Has your wife found sexpics/vid of ex gf/wife?Wife found mine&made me sit&look with her.Very uncomfortable,but thrilling.

No. I respected her more than to keep the old stuff around.

Answer to Guys - I consider push-up bras, padded bras and tissue stuffing to be false advertising. Do you agree?

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:20:55 -0800

Guys - I consider push-up bras, padded bras and tissue stuffing to be false advertising. Do you agree?

nope.

Answer to i know my wife wants to have a threesome but she keeps on saying no . i know that she is only saying no because it may hurt me .

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:20:04 -0800

i know my wife wants to have a threesome but she keeps on saying no . i know that she is only saying no because it may hurt me .

No means no. Work it out.

Answer to is birthday sex always expected ?

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 13:29:18 -0800

is birthday sex always expected ?

Yep. And it has to be extra special sex. It should either be a longer session or you two doing the 'special' stuff. Whatever that should be.

Answer to Ive had 3 guys ive been with say that I suck in bed, But if i sucked in bed they wouldnt keep on coming back for more would they??????

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 13:26:18 -0800

Ive had 3 guys ive been with say that I suck in bed, But if i sucked in bed they wouldnt keep on coming back for more would they??????

If one guy said it I'd let it go, but three guys???? You're doing something wrong. Odds are it's that you're too inhibited. You're probably not as relaxed as you should be. Relax, let the guy lead and enjoy it. Don't try to do too much. Whatever you do: Don't watch porn in order to get...

Answer to What is a good Christmas bonus amount for once-per-week housecleaning help?

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 11:32:22 -0800

What is a good Christmas bonus amount for once-per-week housecleaning help?

At most, one week's wage. Someone posted 10% of the yearly wage. That's crazy. Who the hell gets 10% these days?

Answer to A Crazy person just made Swami Yo!!!...and it was Me!!!! TjoeBaxter/BanginBaxter is now Swami...what do you think about that Yo?(That's Funstuff)!!!

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:44:59 -0800

A Crazy person just made Swami Yo!!!...and it was Me!!!! TjoeBaxter/BanginBaxter is now Swami...what do you think about that Yo?(That's Funstuff)!!!

eh...

Answer to A Crazy person just made Swami Yo!!!...and it was Me!!!! TjoeBaxter/BanginBaxter is now Swami...what do you think about that Yo?(That's Funstuff)!!!

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:44:59 -0800

A Crazy person just made Swami Yo!!!...and it was Me!!!! TjoeBaxter/BanginBaxter is now Swami...what do you think about that Yo?(That's Funstuff)!!!

eh...

Answer to Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:58:55 -0800

Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted?

I'm sure there are good things about this, but the last thing I need right now is to re-learn something I am very comfortable with. I will be visiting here less and less. Sorry AB. You're moving forward without me.

Answer to Who should the NFL's MVP for 2009-10?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:48:07 -0800

Who should the NFL's MVP for 2009-10?

Right now it is a toss up between Drew Brees, Brett Favre and Peyton Manning. (week 13)

Answer to Guys: Have you ever had an orgasm without release of semen?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:08:12 -0800

Guys: Have you ever had an orgasm without release of semen?

After #7 the well dries up.

Answer to What is the time difference for Nags Head, North Carolina and New Delhi, India?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:49:35 -0800

What is the time difference for Nags Head, North Carolina and New Delhi, India?

10:30 hours If it is 11:00 AM in Nags Head it is 9:30 PM in New Dehli.

Answer to Are your orgasms loud or silent?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:46:47 -0800

Are your orgasms loud or silent?

If a man orgasms and there no one around to hear the sound, does he make a noise?

Answer to Would you flash your tits at Mardi Gras?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:03:04 -0800

Would you flash your tits at Mardi Gras?

yes.

Answer to I am struggling with the idea of telling my kids 7 & 5 that Santa is not real. I hate the fact that I am lying to them, even if it is to keep the magic of christmas going for them. they are not religious, but for now accept the Jesus storey. Any advice?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:58:51 -0800

I am struggling with the idea of telling my kids 7 & 5 that Santa is not real. I hate the fact that I am lying to them, even if it is to keep the magic of christmas going for them. they are not religious, but for now accept the Jesus storey. Any advice?

Let the kids have their fun. That's what being a kid is all about. If you tell them the truth the what? Will you tell them not to tell their friends the truth or will you be the parent that ruined Christmas for other kids as well? If you tell them the truth, but to keep it a secret then...

Answer to Is heavy "petting" considered cheating, when its not with your S/O?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:54:56 -0800

Is heavy "petting" considered cheating, when its not with your S/O?

yep!

Answer to Could the White House party crashers go to jail and, if so, should they?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:17:54 -0800

Could the White House party crashers go to jail and, if so, should they?

trespassing is against the law. period. lock their butts up!

Answer to How can i get my beard softer not for shaveing but in general?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:10:47 -0800

How can i get my beard softer not for shaveing but in general?

use a conditioner - get one for your beard that softens rough hair

Answer to How much money does US Federal government give to climate change researchers?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:09:37 -0800

How much money does US Federal government give to climate change researchers?

The CCSP (Climate Change Science Program) gets about 1.8B a year.

Answer to Is anyone here, besides me, disapponted that BHO followed his orders, and agreed to send more US troops to Afghanistan?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:06:03 -0800

Is anyone here, besides me, disapponted that BHO followed his orders, and agreed to send more US troops to Afghanistan?

If the armed forces needs more people do finish the job and BHO listened and determined that to be the best course to take then I am OK with that. If he is controlled by the MIC and is doing their bidding like a mindless drone, then I am not good with that. I find it ironic that as he...

Answer to If a man you've formed a friendship and now a relationship has supported you thru the hard times of a seperation and more, how do you show him you've realised that he is the one when you're unable to show your true feelings for fear of embarassment:o(

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:51:51 -0800

If a man you've formed a friendship and now a relationship has supported you thru the hard times of a seperation and more, how do you show him you've realised that he is the one when you're unable to show your true feelings for fear of embarassment:o(

let go of the embarrassment and fear and just tell the guy. either way it goes, you'll be happy you did.

Answer to My ex wife let our 14 year old daughter get a tattoo what can i do?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:49:10 -0800

My ex wife let our 14 year old daughter get a tattoo what can i do?

First of all, figure out WHY she let her get a tattoo. Second, if the -ex is the primary custodian there isn't much you can do. I highly doubt a judge will call this such poor behavior as to remove the children from the home.

Answer to Was Bobby Bowden treated fairly?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:38:02 -0800

Was Bobby Bowden treated fairly?

Fair? He has been the lord overseer of FSU for a few years now. He hasn't been much of a day to day coach. He was treated very fair because he was allowed to hang around as long as he did.

Answer to How can the American economy be fixed?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:54:39 -0800

How can the American economy be fixed?

1. Free up the capital lending markets. Especially lending to small businesses. 2. Maintain the tax base where it is. Small businesses aren't spending/hiring due to immediate future needs. 3. Hold off on healthcare reforms unless they are truly market based. 4. Allow the markets to heal...

Answer to How is caffeine removed from coffee beans?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:49:52 -0800

How is caffeine removed from coffee beans?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decaffeination

Answer to Does a tongue stud make a blowjob any better or worse? So far I've only kissed this girl who has one but my friend says that if we do that then it'll suck (pardon the pun).

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:47:19 -0800

Does a tongue stud make a blowjob any better or worse? So far I've only kissed this girl who has one but my friend says that if we do that then it'll suck (pardon the pun).

You can drop a jet engine in a NASCAR racecar, but if the driver can't turn left he'll lose the race. Good oral sex is up to the skill of the one who is performing the work. Anything extra is good, but you have to cover the basics first.

Answer to If Jebus had died from a stroke would Xtians wear blood clots around their necks?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:42:42 -0800

If Jebus had died from a stroke would Xtians wear blood clots around their necks?

No.

Answer to Does being a cuckold make me gay? Lately I have been fantasising about my ex forcing me to give a guy a bj... Im just into being humiliated if its only me and the guy it doesnt turn me on. Does it meke me gay?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:38:39 -0800

Does being a cuckold make me gay? Lately I have been fantasising about my ex forcing me to give a guy a bj... Im just into being humiliated if its only me and the guy it doesnt turn me on. Does it meke me gay?

It may make you bi, but not gay. But posting this question three times makes you gay.

Answer to Whats different about vegas strip clubs...are they crazier then ur average stip club?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:37:13 -0800

Whats different about vegas strip clubs...are they crazier then ur average stip club?

Nothing. The women aren't better looking (Atlanta and Tampa have better looking women). They are a little more expensive, though.

Answer to Traylor Howard, Natalie Teeger from Monk: Hot or Not?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:45:56 -0800

Traylor Howard, Natalie Teeger from Monk: Hot or Not?

Absolutely. I've liked her since 2 Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place.

Answer to Is the United Nations meeting on Climate Change in Copenhagen "make or break"?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:41:23 -0800

Is the United Nations meeting on Climate Change in Copenhagen "make or break"?

If you read the literature going back to the late 60's it's been a constant state of 'make or break'. How can anyone believe them now? Even listening to Al Gore in 1995, we had 10 years to start fixing the problem. It's all political and no science.

Answer to What's a song that you would consider flawless?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:33:50 -0800

What's a song that you would consider flawless?

olde -- sitting on the dock of the bay -- otis redding Rock -- Paradise City -- GnR Country -- friends in low places -- garth brooks

Answer to Sarah Palin, would you?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:19:20 -0800

Sarah Palin, would you?

bang her brains out? Yep! Vote for her when her name is at the top of the ticket? Nope.

Answer to Do some people on the left and right have common ground on corporate bailouts?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:40:13 -0800

Do some people on the left and right have common ground on corporate bailouts?

Yes. The liberals don't want the companies to get the money in the first place and the true conservatives don't want the gov't meddling in the market. Regular conservatives don't want the gov't spending the money at all and true liberals want it spent on something else....

Answer to What would you rather own, a jetpack or a lightsaber?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:32:34 -0800

What would you rather own, a jetpack or a lightsaber?

i'd love a lightsaber, but a jet pack would be more practical.

Answer to What is your favorite Shakespeare quote?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:55:19 -0800

What is your favorite Shakespeare quote?

Hamlet to Opehlia: "Get thee to a nunn'ry" back in the day, a nunnery could mean brothel

Answer to Would you screw your boss to keep your job?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:37:04 -0800

Would you screw your boss to keep your job?

no, he's not my type.

Answer to Do all girls have thought of being with other girls?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:36:13 -0800

Do all girls have thought of being with other girls?

nope

Answer to Hav you ever had sex totally naked in the open countryside?.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:33:56 -0800

Hav you ever had sex totally naked in the open countryside?.

absolutely!! there are advantages of country living

Answer to Do You Have a Back-Burner?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:28:41 -0800

Do You Have a Back-Burner?

yes and it's full of a lot of stuff

Answer to Do any adults here actually use Algebra in their day to day lives?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:15:28 -0800

Do any adults here actually use Algebra in their day to day lives?

yes

Answer to Do fish have genitals?

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:48:59 -0800

Do fish have genitals?

Yes. http://1vibe.net/videos/south-park-do-you-like-fish-dicks-kanye-west-full-episode/

Answer to I think that the TV show Frasier is the best Spin-Off ever made, do you agree?

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:00:01 -0800

I think that the TV show Frasier is the best Spin-Off ever made, do you agree?

Yes, I do. One of the best shows in television history by far.

Answer to If you were a high level governmental official, what would you want your Secret Service codename to be?

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:19:34 -0800

If you were a high level governmental official, what would you want your Secret Service codename to be?

Circle K

Answer to Is Glenn Beck good or bad for America?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:04:50 -0800

Is Glenn Beck good or bad for America?

good conservatives like what he says and liberals need the diversity

Answer to Why would anyone want to receive oral sex from a cat?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:38:18 -0800

Why would anyone want to receive oral sex from a cat?

If you have to ask...

Answer to Fried rice & __________?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:23:02 -0800

Fried rice & __________?

a fork

Answer to Should we buy refurbished electronics?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:20:29 -0800

Should we buy refurbished electronics?

Yes. You have to read the warranty, but if it is coming directly from the manufacturer it should be okay.

Answer to I have been seeing this girl for two weeks, and we took things a little to fast and we are into eachother and wanna slow down and build a relationship as friends before we take it further. she is having a baby soon also, is this a good thing or a brake up

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:18:45 -0800

I have been seeing this girl for two weeks, and we took things a little to fast and we are into eachother and wanna slow down and build a relationship as friends before we take it further. she is having a baby soon also, is this a good thing or a brake up

I was with you until that 'she's having a baby soon' thing. I don't care what she says, everything will change when she has the baby. If it doesn't change from day to night then you should dump her for that reason. I say don't get in her way. You're going...

Answer to Did you eat Big League Chew when you were a kid?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:14:33 -0800

Did you eat Big League Chew when you were a kid?

Yes. I chewed it to look cool. I kept the pack in my back pocket while playing baseball.

Answer to What is Bella's real name in Twilight?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:09:11 -0800

What is Bella's real name in Twilight?

Isabella Swan

Answer to Can you tell me one thing you currently do NOT have in your freezer?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:40:38 -0800

Can you tell me one thing you currently do NOT have in your freezer?

ice cream

Answer to CCR or Skynard?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:39:48 -0800

CCR or Skynard?

Skynard

Answer to In your opinion, what is the perfect "comfort" food for you?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:30:31 -0800

In your opinion, what is the perfect "comfort" food for you?

mashed potatoes with lots of pepper

Answer to I think we are in Afghanistan now to try to instill a state of fear and show we are not afraid in the radical Muslim world as we are never going to win Democratically speaking..So when this war going to end?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:15:17 -0800

I think we are in Afghanistan now to try to instill a state of fear and show we are not afraid in the radical Muslim world as we are never going to win Democratically speaking..So when this war going to end?

whenever Hope&Change decides to end it. He said it'd be one of the first things he was going to do.

Answer to What's the most valuable thing that you have found in a dumpster?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:29:38 -0800

What's the most valuable thing that you have found in a dumpster?

A 1932 Smith-Corona typewriter.

Answer to Men: Do you go into the lingerie store with your spouse/girlfriend? Or do you wait outside?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:27:03 -0800

Men: Do you go into the lingerie store with your spouse/girlfriend? Or do you wait outside?

I stay outside. Actually, I have to stay at least 500 feet from the front door.

Answer to Did you have to square dance when you were a kid in school?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:41:51 -0800

Did you have to square dance when you were a kid in school?

yes. when it rained

Answer to Personal Liberty vs National Security?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:41:22 -0800

Personal Liberty vs National Security?

Personal Liberty

Answer to Is evil the absence of good or the opposite of good?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:39:30 -0800

Is evil the absence of good or the opposite of good?

No. Indifference is the opposite of good.

Answer to John Muhammad, the Beltway Sniper, was executed. Thoughts?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:34:40 -0800

John Muhammad, the Beltway Sniper, was executed. Thoughts?

Due process works. In this case, I am glad due process ended his social contract to live.

Answer to For those of you with a fireplace, how often do you use it?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:39:52 -0800

For those of you with a fireplace, how often do you use it?

Mine is a natural gas fireplace. Since NG prices have gone up, I only burn it two or three times a year.

Answer to What book is next on your list to read?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:58:52 -0800

What book is next on your list to read?

Skeletons of the Zahara http://www.amazon.com/Skeletons-Zahara-True-Story-Survival/dp/0316835145

Answer to What is the secret to becoming a good public speaker ( relaxed, self confident, enthusiastic)?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:53:44 -0800

What is the secret to becoming a good public speaker ( relaxed, self confident, enthusiastic)?

1. Knowing your material. 2. Practicing the delivery of the material. 3. Confidence. You don't get 3 without 1 and you shouldn't have 3 without 2.

Answer to Are you tired of the GOP Health scare tactics? See LINK:

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:48:50 -0800

Are you tired of the GOP Health scare tactics? See LINK:

No. I am tired of the lies on both sides. For a real interesting look at things, read this: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2009/11/11/the_us_house_of_presumptuous_meddlers_99099.html

Answer to Have you bought more Subway sandwiches since they instituted the $5 footlong? I still think it's overpriced. Now when they get to having a 5 foot sub for $1, I may be interested.

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:34:38 -0800

Have you bought more Subway sandwiches since they instituted the $5 footlong? I still think it's overpriced. Now when they get to having a 5 foot sub for $1, I may be interested.

I have. I think they are a great deal. it's a huge meal for $5. Where else can you get something relatively healthy, in that quantity and that quick for $5?

Answer to Do you assume most prostitutes are on drugs?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:54:56 -0800

Do you assume most prostitutes are on drugs?

Yes.

Answer to Is the picture of your avatar, you? Or, the inneryou?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:33:07 -0800

Is the picture of your avatar, you? Or, the inneryou?

It's just a cuter version of me.

Answer to What is the last two digits of your phone number?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:09:16 -0800

What is the last two digits of your phone number?

41

Answer to When is the local county fair or show held in your area?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:07:55 -0800

When is the local county fair or show held in your area?

October 8 - 18, 2009 -- It was awesome!!!

Answer to How can I tell if my mom would fuck me?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:19:12 -0800

How can I tell if my mom would fuck me?

do you live in a trailer in southern Alabama? If so, then your mother may want you sexually.

Answer to When you stay at a hotel, do you tip the housekeeping person who brings you amenities (towels, coffee packets, shampoo, etc) that you asked the front desk for?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:32:25 -0800

When you stay at a hotel, do you tip the housekeeping person who brings you amenities (towels, coffee packets, shampoo, etc) that you asked the front desk for?

If someone brings something to the room that I asked for, I always tip. If there are no towels in the room and i call for towels, i do not tip.

Answer to Why are the Portland Trailblazers wearing Rip City jerseys this weekend?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:31:03 -0800

Why are the Portland Trailblazers wearing Rip City jerseys this weekend?

the trailblazer's announcer, Bill Schonely, used the term "Rip City" -- it's now a nickname for portland.

Answer to Bacon & ______ sandwich?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:10:31 -0800

Bacon & ______ sandwich?

bacon and bacon

Answer to Guys have you ever fuck a ugly woman and wish you never met her?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:21:11 -0800

Guys have you ever fuck a ugly woman and wish you never met her?

yes -- i nailed an ugly chick in college and all my friends found out -- she was mu-fugly.

Answer to If you are newly single from a 30 year marriage, would you run around town like a wild person looking for sex, or act normal a wait for the right person to come along?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:18:37 -0800

If you are newly single from a 30 year marriage, would you run around town like a wild person looking for sex, or act normal a wait for the right person to come along?

run around town like a wild person looking for sex

Answer to What is the g spot in a woman located

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:13:19 -0800

What is the g spot in a woman located

it's a myth. Women don't have orgasms.

Answer to Men: What do you like see your woman show - Clevage or nipples?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:11:33 -0800

Men: What do you like see your woman show - Clevage or nipples?

cleavage -- the rest is for the imagination or the bedroom

Answer to Shakira or Britney?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:07:46 -0800

Shakira or Britney?

Shakira - hips don't lie

Answer to Rush Limbaugh just said on talk radio that NATO consists of " the Brits and us and perhaps the Aussies." Since there are 28 countries in the Alliance why did he just include these 3?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:56:03 -0800

Rush Limbaugh just said on talk radio that NATO consists of " the Brits and us and perhaps the Aussies." Since there are 28 countries in the Alliance why did he just include these 3?

He could have been making a point that other than the Brits and the US, no other country has made a memorable impact on NATO. He's not an idiot and has a research department. He MIGHT actually be using sarcasm to make a point. Any dumbass can google NATO and get a list of participating...

Answer to What musical instrument will NOT get a guy laid?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:43:28 -0800

What musical instrument will NOT get a guy laid?

the obo.

Answer to What's the best position when both are feeling tired and lazy?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:40:59 -0800

What's the best position when both are feeling tired and lazy?

doggie style -- it's less effort for both involved. It's best when at least one of you has some energy, though. I'd rather pass on sex completely than to have bad, lazy sex.

Answer to Who do you think is more self conscious, guys about their penis size or women about the size of their breasts?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:35:57 -0800

Who do you think is more self conscious, guys about their penis size or women about the size of their breasts?

guys and their penises. If a girl has small boobies, she can get implants...

Answer to Should Taylor Swift apologise for posing with a model wearing a swastika?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:43:24 -0800

Should Taylor Swift apologise for posing with a model wearing a swastika?

No.

Answer to Have you heard that the ppl on Wall Street got hold of the swine flu vaccine before health care workers and children? Just goes to show you that if there was a wide spread epidemic the rich would have what ever they need before anyone else.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:42:42 -0800

Have you heard that the ppl on Wall Street got hold of the swine flu vaccine before health care workers and children? Just goes to show you that if there was a wide spread epidemic the rich would have what ever they need before anyone else.

I'm pretty up on topical issues and have not heard this. Please cite evidence.

Answer to If you tied up your partner in bondage what would be the first things you would want to do?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:17:59 -0800

If you tied up your partner in bondage what would be the first things you would want to do?

Go get a beer with the guys for a few hours.

Answer to Would you be willing to pay $6000 for surgery if your 6-year old son needed an open heart surgery to survive?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:16:32 -0800

Would you be willing to pay $6000 for surgery if your 6-year old son needed an open heart surgery to survive?

No. Clearly this is a decision that is better made by my government and not me. I'm going to have to defer the answer to my federal government agent.

Answer to When was the last time you boinked so hard and so long that you got a blister or rubbed a raw spot on your goodie part?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:41:58 -0700

When was the last time you boinked so hard and so long that you got a blister or rubbed a raw spot on your goodie part?

never -- lubrication is key!

Answer to How old were you when you first saw/heard another couple having sex?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:22:12 -0700

How old were you when you first saw/heard another couple having sex?

17 -- spring break

Answer to Where is one good place you can hide a condom?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:18:58 -0700

Where is one good place you can hide a condom?

in her!

Answer to Girls: Have you ever let a one night stand guy fuck you in the ass? Guys: Have you ever fucked a one night stand up the ass?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:16:37 -0700

Girls: Have you ever let a one night stand guy fuck you in the ass? Guys: Have you ever fucked a one night stand up the ass?

Yes. If you can't go wild in a one night stand, then just don't have one.

Answer to What comes to mind when I say "Pablo Escobar"?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:13:04 -0700

What comes to mind when I say "Pablo Escobar"?

Dead

Answer to If you die with an erection does the erection stay or wither away instantly?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:11:41 -0700

If you die with an erection does the erection stay or wither away instantly?

It depends on how the blood settles. It will lose a little simply because the blood isn't pumping

Answer to What sexual act have you been asked to do by your partner that you have refused?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:09:41 -0700

What sexual act have you been asked to do by your partner that you have refused?

a girl once wanted me to pee on her. I couldn't do that.