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Who likes Jeff Dunham?!
Not me. I find his show to be the worst piece of crap on tv. I'd rather watch anything else. anything.
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Would you gamble on a 75% chance of earning 10 mil. dollars over 2 years at the cost of losing your job, and your credibility if you fail?
Define credibility
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Can the US banks/Wall Street be trusted to regulate themselves?
Yes, they can self regulate. The problem is that they will always work to benefit themselves. They don't have the individual's best interest at heart - no company does.
Therefore, the public will always say they can not be trusted.
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so i have never gotten a blowjob before--how can i get one?
$40 bucks in most places will get you one.
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How can i get laid with a white girl? My penis is 7 x 4 1/2, does any white lady want to have sex with me?
duplicate
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How can i get laid with a white girl? My penis is 7 x 4 1/2, does any white lady want to have sex with me?
Obviously, sharing your penis size on a first date doesn't work. Try being nice and un-creepy for a change and see if that does the trick.
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Has your wife found sexpics/vid of ex gf/wife?Wife found mine&made me sit&look with her.Very uncomfortable,but thrilling.
No. I respected her more than to keep the old stuff around.
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Guys - I consider push-up bras, padded bras and tissue stuffing to be false advertising. Do you agree?
nope.
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i know my wife wants to have a threesome but she keeps on saying no . i know that she is only saying no because it may hurt me .
No means no. Work it out.
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is birthday sex always expected ?
Yep. And it has to be extra special sex. It should either be a longer session or you two doing the 'special' stuff. Whatever that should be.
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Ive had 3 guys ive been with say that I suck in bed, But if i sucked in bed they wouldnt keep on coming back for more would they??????
If one guy said it I'd let it go, but three guys????
You're doing something wrong. Odds are it's that you're too inhibited. You're probably not as relaxed as you should be. Relax, let the guy lead and enjoy it. Don't try to do too much.
Whatever you do: Don't watch porn in order to get better or pick up tips.
But it could be something as simple as practice. I'm not saying you need to...
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What is a good Christmas bonus amount for once-per-week housecleaning help?
At most, one week's wage.
Someone posted 10% of the yearly wage. That's crazy. Who the hell gets 10% these days?
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Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted?
I'm sure there are good things about this, but the last thing I need right now is to re-learn something I am very comfortable with. I will be visiting here less and less. Sorry AB. You're moving forward without me.
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Who should the NFL's MVP for 2009-10?
Right now it is a toss up between Drew Brees, Brett Favre and Peyton Manning. (week 13)
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Guys: Have you ever had an orgasm without release of semen?
After #7 the well dries up.
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What is the time difference for Nags Head, North Carolina and New Delhi, India?
10:30 hours
If it is 11:00 AM in Nags Head it is 9:30 PM in New Dehli.
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Are your orgasms loud or silent?
If a man orgasms and there no one around to hear the sound, does he make a noise?
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Would you flash your tits at Mardi Gras?
yes.
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I am struggling with the idea of telling my kids 7 & 5 that Santa is not real. I hate the fact that I am lying to them, even if it is to keep the magic of christmas going for them. they are not religious, but for now accept the Jesus storey. Any advice?
Let the kids have their fun. That's what being a kid is all about.
If you tell them the truth the what? Will you tell them not to tell their friends the truth or will you be the parent that ruined Christmas for other kids as well?
If you tell them the truth, but to keep it a secret then that is bad as well.
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Is heavy "petting" considered cheating, when its not with your S/O?
yep!
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Could the White House party crashers go to jail and, if so, should they?
trespassing is against the law. period. lock their butts up!
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How can i get my beard softer not for shaveing but in general?
use a conditioner - get one for your beard that softens rough hair
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How much money does US Federal government give to climate change researchers?
The CCSP (Climate Change Science Program) gets about 1.8B a year.
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Is anyone here, besides me, disapponted that BHO followed his orders, and agreed to send more US troops to Afghanistan?
If the armed forces needs more people do finish the job and BHO listened and determined that to be the best course to take then I am OK with that.
If he is controlled by the MIC and is doing their bidding like a mindless drone, then I am not good with that.
I find it ironic that as he collects his Nobel Peace prize troops will be prepping to go to battle on his command.
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If a man you've formed a friendship and now a relationship has supported you thru the hard times of a seperation and more, how do you show him you've realised that he is the one when you're unable to show your true feelings for fear of embarassment:o(
let go of the embarrassment and fear and just tell the guy. either way it goes, you'll be happy you did.
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My ex wife let our 14 year old daughter get a tattoo what can i do?
First of all, figure out WHY she let her get a tattoo.
Second, if the -ex is the primary custodian there isn't much you can do. I highly doubt a judge will call this such poor behavior as to remove the children from the home.
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Was Bobby Bowden treated fairly?
Fair? He has been the lord overseer of FSU for a few years now. He hasn't been much of a day to day coach. He was treated very fair because he was allowed to hang around as long as he did.
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How can the American economy be fixed?
1. Free up the capital lending markets. Especially lending to small businesses.
2. Maintain the tax base where it is. Small businesses aren't spending/hiring due to immediate future needs.
3. Hold off on healthcare reforms unless they are truly market based.
4. Allow the markets to heal themselves. Over regulation will over correct and delay a recovery.
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How is caffeine removed from coffee beans?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decaffeination
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Does a tongue stud make a blowjob any better or worse? So far I've only kissed this girl who has one but my friend says that if we do that then it'll suck (pardon the pun).
You can drop a jet engine in a NASCAR racecar, but if the driver can't turn left he'll lose the race.
Good oral sex is up to the skill of the one who is performing the work. Anything extra is good, but you have to cover the basics first.
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If Jebus had died from a stroke would Xtians wear blood clots around their necks?
No.
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Does being a cuckold make me gay? Lately I have been fantasising about my ex forcing me to give a guy a bj... Im just into being humiliated if its only me and the guy it doesnt turn me on. Does it meke me gay?
It may make you bi, but not gay.
But posting this question three times makes you gay.
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Whats different about vegas strip clubs...are they crazier then ur average stip club?
Nothing. The women aren't better looking (Atlanta and Tampa have better looking women). They are a little more expensive, though.
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Traylor Howard, Natalie Teeger from Monk: Hot or Not?
Absolutely. I've liked her since 2 Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place.
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Is the United Nations meeting on Climate Change in Copenhagen "make or break"?
If you read the literature going back to the late 60's it's been a constant state of 'make or break'. How can anyone believe them now?
Even listening to Al Gore in 1995, we had 10 years to start fixing the problem.
It's all political and no science.
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What's a song that you would consider flawless?
olde -- sitting on the dock of the bay -- otis redding
Rock -- Paradise City -- GnR
Country -- friends in low places -- garth brooks
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Sarah Palin, would you?
bang her brains out? Yep!
Vote for her when her name is at the top of the ticket? Nope.
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Do some people on the left and right have common ground on corporate bailouts?
Yes. The liberals don't want the companies to get the money in the first place and the true conservatives don't want the gov't meddling in the market. Regular conservatives don't want the gov't spending the money at all and true liberals want it spent on something else. Lots of common grounds, but not for all the same reasons.
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What would you rather own, a jetpack or a lightsaber?
i'd love a lightsaber, but a jet pack would be more practical.
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What is your favorite Shakespeare quote?
Hamlet to Opehlia:
"Get thee to a nunn'ry"
back in the day, a nunnery could mean brothel
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Would you screw your boss to keep your job?
no, he's not my type.
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Do all girls have thought of being with other girls?
nope
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Hav you ever had sex totally naked in the open countryside?.
absolutely!!
there are advantages of country living
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Do You Have a Back-Burner?
yes and it's full of a lot of stuff
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Do any adults here actually use Algebra in their day to day lives?
yes
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Do fish have genitals?
Yes.
http://1vibe.net/videos/south-park-do-you-like-fish-dicks-kanye-west-full-episode/
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I think that the TV show Frasier is the best Spin-Off ever made, do you agree?
Yes, I do. One of the best shows in television history by far.
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If you were a high level governmental official, what would you want your Secret Service codename to be?
Circle K
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Is Glenn Beck good or bad for America?
good
conservatives like what he says and liberals need the diversity
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Why would anyone want to receive oral sex from a cat?
If you have to ask...
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Fried rice & __________?
a fork
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Should we buy refurbished electronics?
Yes.
You have to read the warranty, but if it is coming directly from the manufacturer it should be okay.
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I have been seeing this girl for two weeks, and we took things a little to fast and we are into eachother and wanna slow down and build a relationship as friends before we take it further. she is having a baby soon also, is this a good thing or a brake up
I was with you until that 'she's having a baby soon' thing.
I don't care what she says, everything will change when she has the baby. If it doesn't change from day to night then you should dump her for that reason.
I say don't get in her way. You're going to be a tertiary interest to her once that baby gets here. Slow it down and look elsewhere. Be a...
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Did you eat Big League Chew when you were a kid?
Yes. I chewed it to look cool. I kept the pack in my back pocket while playing baseball.
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What is Bella's real name in Twilight?
Isabella Swan
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Can you tell me one thing you currently do NOT have in your freezer?
ice cream
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CCR or Skynard?
Skynard
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In your opinion, what is the perfect "comfort" food for you?
mashed potatoes with lots of pepper
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I think we are in Afghanistan now to try to instill
a state of fear and show we are not afraid in the radical Muslim world as we are never going to win Democratically speaking..So when this war
going to end?
whenever Hope&Change decides to end it. He said it'd be one of the first things he was going to do.
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What's the most valuable thing that you have found in a dumpster?
A 1932 Smith-Corona typewriter.
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Men: Do you go into the lingerie store with your spouse/girlfriend? Or do you wait outside?
I stay outside. Actually, I have to stay at least 500 feet from the front door.
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Did you have to square dance when you were a kid in school?
yes. when it rained
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Personal Liberty vs National Security?
Personal Liberty
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Is evil the absence of good or the opposite of good?
No. Indifference is the opposite of good.
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John Muhammad, the Beltway Sniper, was executed. Thoughts?
Due process works.
In this case, I am glad due process ended his social contract to live.
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For those of you with a fireplace, how often do you use it?
Mine is a natural gas fireplace. Since NG prices have gone up, I only burn it two or three times a year.
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What book is next on your list to read?
Skeletons of the Zahara
http://www.amazon.com/Skeletons-Zahara-True-Story-Survival/dp/0316835145
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What is the secret to becoming a good public speaker ( relaxed, self confident, enthusiastic)?
1. Knowing your material.
2. Practicing the delivery of the material.
3. Confidence.
You don't get 3 without 1 and you shouldn't have 3 without 2.
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Are you tired of the GOP Health scare tactics? See LINK:
No. I am tired of the lies on both sides. For a real interesting look at things, read this:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2009/11/11/the_us_house_of_presumptuous_meddlers_99099.html
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Have you bought more Subway sandwiches since they instituted the $5 footlong? I still think it's overpriced. Now when they get to having a 5 foot sub for $1, I may be interested.
I have. I think they are a great deal. it's a huge meal for $5. Where else can you get something relatively healthy, in that quantity and that quick for $5?
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Do you assume most prostitutes are on drugs?
Yes.
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Is the picture of your avatar, you? Or, the inneryou?
It's just a cuter version of me.
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What is the last two digits of your phone number?
41
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When is the local county fair or show held in your area?
October 8 - 18, 2009 -- It was awesome!!!
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How can I tell if my mom would fuck me?
do you live in a trailer in southern Alabama? If so, then your mother may want you sexually.
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When you stay at a hotel, do you tip the housekeeping person who brings you amenities (towels, coffee packets, shampoo, etc) that you asked the front desk for?
If someone brings something to the room that I asked for, I always tip. If there are no towels in the room and i call for towels, i do not tip.
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Why are the Portland Trailblazers wearing Rip City jerseys this weekend?
the trailblazer's announcer, Bill Schonely, used the term "Rip City" -- it's now a nickname for portland.
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Bacon & ______ sandwich?
bacon and bacon
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Guys have you ever fuck a ugly woman and wish you never met her?
yes -- i nailed an ugly chick in college and all my friends found out -- she was mu-fugly.
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If you are newly single from a 30 year marriage, would you run around town like a wild person looking for sex, or act normal a wait for the right person to come along?
run around town like a wild person looking for sex
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What is the g spot in a woman located
it's a myth. Women don't have orgasms.
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Men: What do you like see your woman show - Clevage or nipples?
cleavage -- the rest is for the imagination or the bedroom
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Shakira or Britney?
Shakira - hips don't lie
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Rush Limbaugh just said on talk radio that NATO consists of " the Brits and us and perhaps the Aussies." Since there are 28 countries in the Alliance why did he just include these 3?
He could have been making a point that other than the Brits and the US, no other country has made a memorable impact on NATO.
He's not an idiot and has a research department. He MIGHT actually be using sarcasm to make a point. Any dumbass can google NATO and get a list of participating countries.
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What musical instrument will NOT get a guy laid?
the obo.
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What's the best position when both are feeling tired and lazy?
doggie style -- it's less effort for both involved. It's best when at least one of you has some energy, though. I'd rather pass on sex completely than to have bad, lazy sex.
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Who do you think is more self conscious, guys about their penis size or women about the size of their breasts?
guys and their penises. If a girl has small boobies, she can get implants...
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Should Taylor Swift apologise for posing with a model wearing a swastika?
No.
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Have you heard that the ppl on Wall Street got hold of the swine flu vaccine before health care workers and children? Just goes to show you that if there was a wide spread epidemic the rich would have what ever they need before anyone else.
I'm pretty up on topical issues and have not heard this. Please cite evidence.
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If you tied up your partner in bondage what would be the first things you would want to do?
Go get a beer with the guys for a few hours.
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Would you be willing to pay $6000 for surgery if your 6-year old son needed an open heart surgery to survive?
No. Clearly this is a decision that is better made by my government and not me. I'm going to have to defer the answer to my federal government agent.
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When was the last time you boinked so hard and so long that you got a blister or rubbed a raw spot on your goodie part?
never -- lubrication is key!
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How old were you when you first saw/heard another couple having sex?
17 -- spring break
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Where is one good place you can hide a condom?
in her!
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Girls: Have you ever let a one night stand guy fuck you in the ass? Guys: Have you ever fucked a one night stand up the ass?
Yes. If you can't go wild in a one night stand, then just don't have one.
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What comes to mind when I say "Pablo Escobar"?
Dead
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If you die with an erection does the erection stay or wither away instantly?
It depends on how the blood settles. It will lose a little simply because the blood isn't pumping
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What sexual act have you been asked to do by your partner that you have refused?
a girl once wanted me to pee on her. I couldn't do that.
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Guys, when you watch porn, are you turned on by the girl in the video or the sex that's going on?
the girl and the fact that she is having sex
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What position were you in when you lost your virginity? I was bent over the trunk of my boyfriend's car at a lake very late at night.
Missionary on a bed
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What accent drives you crazy...good or bad?
Bad crazy -- women with German accents - they're just not sexy
Good crazy -- girls from Manchester, England drive me crazy! Scottish accents are a close second.
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Are prisons an effective method of rehabilitation?
No. The prison system isn't set up to be rehabilitative. We want people to rehab themselves, but the system is not equipped to achieve that goal.
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"Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full!" ! In what MOVIE did that line get uttered?
Top Gun
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Can I hump your pillow?
If you do, just keep it.
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Can I have a hug? I'm feeling really depressed today...
No.
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Are you naked right now?
Yes.
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What will happen if I eat seeds from fruits, like cantaloupe, watermelon, etc?
At worst, you poop them out whole. Otherwise, you digest them and they process naturally.
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Is Megan Fox really a man?
If she is, then I am gay. Really, really gay.
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Just curious, does your desk chair have wheels or is it stationary?
wheels
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Do you have to make a monthly trip to the pharmacy?
No.
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My wife wore a black dress to a wedding yesterday--commando with crotchless black pantyhose. As we were walking to the car I noticed it was rather sheer in the sunlight. I said nothing and enjoyed the view. So did everyone else. Should I have warned her?
Sure. You tell her and then tell her how hot she was. You know whether she will be turned on or humiliated. If she will feel humiliated, you should have said something then.
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Do you have the basic skills/knowledge of how to handle a gun/pistol?
yep
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Guys: Whats the best thing you like to hear from your girl, when having sex?
my name
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Have you ever lied about your sexual exploits to make yourself seem more badass?
No. I don't have to. I'll lie about her name to protect the not so innocent, but that's about it.
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Guys: have you ever had a woman make fun of your penis because it was too small?
I'd love to hear details...
No.
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Whats your favorite all time, classic video game?
Defender!
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Have you ever fought a pig?
kissed a few, but never fought any.
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Will Miley Cyrus go the same way as Hilary Duff?
No. Let's hope she goes the way of Britney.
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Does it seem like obama is losing his brownshirts (acorn)?
You have to chill on the Nazi references. It diminishes a good message.
To answer the question: ACORN is losing their connection to the government and their money, yes.
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Help me ? am soo much horny ? alone i wont finde my said horny female
Finding one isn't an issue. Knowing what to do once you get one is another subject.
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Is it important to be punctual in your first date? Why?
Yes. It shows respect.
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What do you think about this idea for the AB? When you get a Friends request you have to put the reason why you denied them or accepted them. What do you think about that idea?
Do you need to tell the person why you don't like them? I don't think it is necessary.
Are you turning people down, because I don't see anyone turning you down, BB.
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If vegetables made noises when they got hurt, would you still eat them?
A study in the mid-80s proved that carrots emit a high pitched noise (not audible but detectable) when they are pulled from the ground. Yes.
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What does GSH stand for on the Bears jeresy?
George S. Halas -- Coach/Owner of the Bears
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Halas
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Does it seem like Serena Williams has "lost her religion"?
She had a bad day. We've all done something like that. Her bad day was in front of millions of people. That's all.
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Is morality about what YOU think is right or wrong, or dictated by society?
It used to be a societal thing, now it is personal.
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Tom Petty or John Mellencamp?
Petty
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What is another good word for "stoned"?
baked or bent
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What is the best time for sexual intercourse is it early in the morning or at night.
middle of the night for me -- midnight-ish
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Is it harder to be faithful or harder to Cheat?
cheat
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Serena WIliams could be stripped of her prize money($350 thousand) at the US tennis open for emotional tirade.Will this be a lesson for her and others to behave on the court?
A small one.
She threatened an official. Few tennis players, especially women tennis players, threaten to shove the ball down anyone's throat. Fewer still refuse to apologize about it afterwards.
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Do you ever go beyond the limit?
Yep. The line that I cross is usually on the horizon behind me.
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FOR MEN - Did you ever make love with an older woman and how was it?
Yes. It was life changing. Just awesome.
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What do you think of my avatar? I won't give you a bad rating, just answer truthfully. Like or no like?
a small picture of large breasts
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How can i ask my boyfriend to be more controling and rough durring sex without desetroying his ego?
Just tell him. Allow him time to ramp it up to your liking, but tell him what you want. Most men want to please their girl in bed and most men don't mind being dominant. If he doesn't know what you mean, describe it or find porn that simulates what you want.
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Is there an art to orally pleasuring a woman, or does it work to just suck any old place down there?
It's an art. Definitely an art.
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Guys, Do you prefer breasts that are creamy white or do you like them tanned?
I don't like the whole breast to be tan. I like most of the breast to be natural, be that creamy white or whatever. The tan doesn't change the taste.
What do a tanned woman and a Thanksgiving turkey have in common? The white meat is best!
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I am in a relationship (2.5 years) with my boyfriend, and I want him to be my dom. I'm very new to D&S, and he is quiet and shy, but being dominated is a huge turn on for me. I have not yet told him this. Is there any way to bring out the dom in him?
Be direct with him. Start out slow with spanking or "directing" the sex (mandating positions, controlling orgasms, etc.) and move up to whatever his limits are.
Most guys will do whatever it takes to get their women off. You just need to tell him what you need when it goes beyond the norm.
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Let me first say that I am a straight girl. My bf has asked me to watch porn with him. I've watch it and I'm scared to tell him what I like (ffm/mmf, sometimes lesbian, idk why) for fear he will object (he isn't into lesbian stuff). What should I do?
When my woman tells me what she likes and that it gets her off I try to do that as many times as possible as often as possible.
Tell him it gets you wet and he'll change his mind.
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Guys only. Feminists say soldeirs who rape and torture women are living out every mans hidden desires. Do you agree with this statement?
No. I shouldn't have to explain why.
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Every take a stripper home after she got off her shift?
We had strippers that would visit our restaurant on their off nights. I took one or two home after my shift. Does that count?
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Guys: Is it sexier for a woman's breasts to be separated or together (touching) for cleavage?
cleavage
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Ok 2 crazy things i did when i was young. i once drank 20 ounces of cum all at once (how i got it is very hard to explain) and another time i gave 15 guys head in one day. which is sluttier?
20 ounces -- and it's sluttier in a bad way.
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Have you ever masturbated while driving a vehicle?
Yep!
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Where is the strangest place you have ever caught someone masturbating?
In a liquor storage room at a bar. I worked there and it was a customer who needed to rub one out before finishing his date. At first I thought he was stealing liquor. I kind of wish he was.
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Recently the 18th anniversary of the death of a great friend of my grandmas and a well known country singer, Dottie West, came to past. What was your favorite Dottie West tune?
I wouldn't say it is a favorite, but "Here Comes My Baby" was a song my mom played over and over when I was growing up.
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What is a good book to read?....i like tragic life stories
"A Civil Action"
http://www.amazon.com/Civil-Action-Jonathan-Harr/dp/0679772677/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1252883571&sr=1-1
A town gets screwed over by a chemical company. Tragedy ensues. It's a true story and the one of the most depressing books I've ever read.
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How do you get ur ex boyfriend back?
This is a multi-step process:
Step 1: Screw his best friend.
Step 2: Do things to his friend that you wouldn't let him do.
Step 3: Tell him his friend was better in bed and had a larger penis.
Step 4: Tell everyone he knows the same thing you just told him.
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What did Margaret Thatcher and Mikhail Gorbachev think about the collapse of the Berlin Wall?
As to Thatcher: She thought it was good for freedom, but feared merging the two Germany's too soon.
Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, "Margaret Thatcher discusses the fall of the Berlin Wall," Making the History of 1989, Item #70, http://chnm.gmu.edu/1989/items/show/70 (accessed September 13 2009, 6:59 pm).
Gorbachev thought it diminished what he was trying to accomplish...
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What should I be for halloween? I want to be something sexy! vv this is what I look like vv http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30534659&id=1291215259#/photo.php?pid=30534659&id=1291215259
You're cute and should go as something cute, but before that you need to edit your security settings on FB to hide your photos!
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What to do if some one threaens you to call immigration on you just because she ismad at you
If you're an illegal, pray to God they don't. Otherwise, laugh it off.
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Do you think Serena Williams is fed up with tennis and this is a good time for her to pursue other interests?
No. I think she wanted to win so bad she lost it. She's typically a decent sport. I see the 2009 US Open incident as a rare outburst of unsportsmanlike conduct.
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What is the meaning of this sentence"stand by like a butty pass"
Buddy pass -- it is an airline reference
People flying on a buddy pass (a free ticket for a person traveling with the paying traveler).
It's a way to say "wait a while. Where I go, you will go. Just wait" (stand by).
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What is your advice for helping someone feel good about the way they look?
Remind that friend that self esteem comes from within. People generally don't like the way they look because of some social standard that is usually unattainable by most of the population. They compare themselves to a celebrity who has either a great surgeon or the state of the art cream, drug or treatment to maintain beauty or fitness.
Ask them this: Ignoring what you think everyone...
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Should the father have rights when it comes to abortion?
Yes.
If you disagree with this, then you should allow the father the right not accept responsibility for raising the child if he does not want it and the mother does. If choice is a right, then it is a right for both.
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Do you consider it rude to eat with your elbows on the table?
Donkey, Donkey in the stable. Get your elbows off the table.
I was raised with this said to me as my elbows were thumped by my mom or dad. No elbows allowed while eating with utensils. Finger foods were another story.
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Have you ever been or known a phone sex operator?
I've known one.
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Why do women usually want to leave soon after having a one night stand, instead of spending the night cuddling and maybe going for "seconds" in the morning?
Because they are there for the sex and not the cuddling. You don't cuddle with a one night stand.
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If you have a good friend and you're generous to him and invite him into your home, and he has an affair with your wife, what do you learn from this?
The lesson is your wife is a slut.
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What's a vegetable or fruit that YOU just will not eat?
brussel sprouts
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Micky Mouse or Donald Duck?
Donald Duck
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I am watching our neighbors home while they are gone. They have 3 cats and 2 gods, and it STINKS! Would it be rude for me to deodorize the carpet and febreeze the furniture?
I bet they won't even notice. Go ahead and do it.
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What's it like to be with an older women? Not too old. Maybe 15-20 year gap. I'm 25 but I've noticed some women in their late 30's that really do something for me.
When I was 18 I dated a 32 year old. I suggest it for every man. You'll get lessons you'll never forget. Bring a notebook. :)
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What do women like to spank with?
small riding crop or hairbrush
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Who do you want to see naked
scarlett johansson
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Do you really think that Michael Vick is serious about making a change?
yep
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What food or snack should they fry next?
Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls
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When you send a guy (hubby,Dad, partner) to the grocery store with a list that SPECIFIES what you want, and he comes back with the wrong items, or NO items at all, what is your reaction?
my reaction as a guy is this: i can buy what i want to buy or you can go to the store for yourself!
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What is a movie that you feel was overrated?
bladerunner
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Does your Mother-in-law remind you of Doris Roberts' character 'Marie' from "Everybody loves Raymond"?...LOL...
yes - always with the left handed compliments
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Are all vaginas beautiful? (2009-08-27)
nope
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Have you ever regretted a one night stand?
Yes. She was coyote ugly.
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Would you sleep with your boss? just for kicks, or for like a promotion?
Yep. I messed around with a boss years ago. She passed out before we could close the deal.
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Where were you when you lost yor virginity?
Boykin Hall, West Georgia College
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Did you loose your virginity in the back seat of a car? What make and model?
no
lose
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Who are your top three "multi-intrument" musicians of all time? (example Dylan on guitar and harmonica, Lennon on guitar and piano, etc)?
Prince
Kid Rock
Eddie Van Halen
does the harmonica count as an instrument?
edited answer
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Boobs or Booty?
I'm part pirate. I'll take the booty.
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Does being celibate mean someone could still masturbate?
yes
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How old was your first sex partner?
14
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Do boys orgasm more easily than girls?
guys usually never have to fake it, so i'd say yes.
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I have had sexual feelings for my step sister for over 20 years now she wants to go on a cruise with me she's already said she wouldnt want me changing in the room in front of her. should I still go if I still have those feelings?
don't go if you think you're going to jump her against her will. Also, she may hook up on the cruise. can you handle watching her hook up with a guy at a bar?
it is not incest to screw your step sister, btw.
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USA is ranked #37 in health care. Why is France ranked #1?
What is measured in this comparison? That matters.
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Meat eaters is there any meat you absolutely would or could not bring yourself to eat. I could never eat deer, rabbit or frogs legs.
human -- that's about it
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How much does a abortion cost?
About $400 around my area (Georgia).
The average amount paid for a first-trimester non-hospital abortion is around $372, making abortion a $487,320,000-a-year business
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Can police come and take my daughter after her mother was arrested for domestic against me we do not live together and my daughter has been living with mother but has not let me have visitation until yesterday we live in florida
Most likely they can take her for a short period of time, but this is what Lawyers are made for.
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Rush Limbaugh says, "Obama throws like a girl". Well I think Rush cries more then a little boy who just fell of his bike and scrapped his knee! What do you think?
What do I think? It's spelled scraped. That's what I think.
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We have a bar called "The Office" and a bar called "Across the Street" & "The Other Bar". (because the patrons at one bar are always saying they are going across the street OR to the other bar. Cool hu?) Do you have any bar names that can top these 3?
I've seen bars called 'My Friend's Place' and 'Bob's House'.
Where have you been? Bob's house.
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Does anyone now what the following call letter stand for pbs ,
nbc
cbs
abc
kplr
espn
Public Broadcasting Station
National Broadcasting Company
Columbia Broadcasting System
American Broadcasting Company
KPLR are call letters for a station in St. Louis
Entertainment and Sports Programming Network
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Is college a lot like highschool?
I went to a junior college that I call 13th grade, but then transferred to an actual college and learned that college is not anything like HS. It's tougher and will teach you more about yourself than HS did.
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Who did the Jacobites support?
Jacobitism was the political movement dedicated to the restoration of the Stuart kings to the thrones of England, Scotland, and Ireland.
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What would be a bad name, for a cruise ship?
The Maersk Alabama
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Chicken chow mein or sweet and sour chicken?
sweet and sour chicken
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Am I wrong for being outraged when my GF said "Youre not even a man then!" because I would pay for half her brakes and not the whole thing for 8 weeks worth of rides to work. I already fill her tank and she pays no gas, and I buy way more meals than befor
No. dump the freeloader
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My dog poops excessively when we go for our "power walks" every morning; sometimes four times! Any advice for teaching her that she gets one poop per walk?
To me that sounds like you're feeding her bad food. If you're buying cheap dogfood, stop. None of the fillers in the current food are being processed and it's all coming out instead of being used for nourishment.
If you buy good dogfood and the dog still craps a lot, then the dog just craps a lot in the morning.
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Jason Orange is a member of?
Take That
are they still together?
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Emma Bunton is otherwise known as?
Baby Spice
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What word do you think is most vital to the english language, and why?
hugger-mugger
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hugger%E2%80%93mugger%5B2%5D
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Did you like the film "Steel Magnolias"?
I'm a Southern male and most of the women in my family resemble the women in the movie. I can't watch Dolly Parton in the movie without thinking of my Aunt Cheryl.
It's the only chick-flick in my top ten movie list.
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Are relations between the United States and Russia improving?
sure. When we don't stand in their way, they love us.
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What is the most a CNA can make in georgia, does anyone know?
http://swz.salary.com/salarywizard/layouthtmls/GA/swzl_compresult_state_GA_HC07000327.html
depending on the city, it looks like about $29K
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Would you pay to see ABBA in concert?
no
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Have'nt You Ever seen Fireworks Going Off in A Trailer Park Before?*
sadly, yes.
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Been with my girlfriend for 3 years now and i have already cheated twice. For the past 2 years it has been a long distance relationship and we havent seen each other in months now. She knows about the first time i cheated but not the second I do love her.
no you don't. leave her and do her a favor.
you give guys a bad name.
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Do you hate when you're standing in line and the person "behind" you is actually standing next to you? Is it really that hard to take a step back and give people personal space?
personal space is a fleeting concept
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Just yes or no please.
Did you personally benifit from the stimulus?
yes. Indirectly, though. I work with banks.
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What is something that would be 'inappropriate' to say, at a parent-teacher conference?
This got me written up as a teacher:
The mom said, "I don't know know what to do with him. He's your problem now."
I responded, "Fine. Let him come live with me for a week because he needs a male figure around the house who'll kick his ass on a daily basis for not doing what he's supposed to do."
I meant every word and no one took me up on it. I...
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Would it be weird if i dressed like Selena Gomez? And yes I am a girl!!!!!!!!!!
no.
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How many types of cheese do you have in your home?
5
extra sharp cheddar
hot pepper jack
brie
Gorgonzola
Parmesan
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Would you kill one person to save a thousand?
probably
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Will Michael Vick ever play in the NFL again?
Yes. He will play again. As well he should be able to earn a living. He's paid his dues to society and should be able to pursue his career in accordance to the rules of the NFL.
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Why do(Some)Humans think they own earth?
i bought the property - i own it
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Unnerving things to hear from the cockpit of a plane?
Hmmm. I wonder what that flashing light means.
OR
I thought YOU knew how to land the plane!
OR
I hate when I'm running late and have to chug my last beer before getting on the plane.
OR
I bet you $10 I can land this thing without putting the wheels down!
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How many days until your birthday? It's four weeks until mine :)
31
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Where do I buy gas WITHOUT ethanol (USA)?
it's becoming harder and harder - i think gas stations should make it visible from the street whether they serve ethanol or not
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Kelly Clarkson or Avril Lavigne?
Kelly Clarkson
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Will Chastity Bono be able to sire a child after surgery?
No and thank God!!
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Can any Nation impose sanctions against the US?
yes.
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Should websites that have pornography on them end in .xxx, instead of .com (or any of the other common website endings)?
the web people rejected that idea recently, but i think it's a good idea
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If a person breaks up in anger will they come back.Even apologising to him does not help as he yells again when I go near him
crazy is as crazy does -- stay away and quit apologizing
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What kind of teachers are being hired in the state of California? (Take a look at the story shown in the link below this question.)
That is awesome!!!
sadly, the same kind that are being hired all over the country.
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I just found a pill thats a capsule. Its half blue and half white it says nrp104 and 50mg. any ideas as to what it is?
drugs.com says it is this:
http://www.drugs.com/search.php?searchterm=Vyvanse
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God bless America but puck the a$$holes that run it. Agree or disagree?
you and I run it -- we voted for the dipshits so we should kick ourselves in the ass today
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What percentage of teenagers are arseholes (or assholes if you reside in North America)
most of them - no matter where you live
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4th of July - should we celebrate the birth of the US or the death of democracy as we know it?
we've never been a democracy, so i'd say the birth of the US
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Should we start exploring oil here in the u.s. or focus mostly on renewable energy?
do both, but we know where a lot of the oil is so we should go get it - industries and power plants can't switch to renewables any time soon
as we go for oil, we should look to reduce the cost of home renewables so we can get a lot of household power consumption off the grid
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Are you Voting Christian?
Is there a Christian party? or is there a guy running for office named Christian?
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Do you try to protect your image on AB?
I don't discuss my child porn arrests or talk about my drug addiction, but other than that I do my best to protect my AB image.
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Why did sarah palin quit?
because she can't do her job under the media onslaught and scrutiny. If you add in the political ethics accusations (15 accusations of unethical activities and 15 dismissals of the charges), then you have an executive who can't govern.
She will do more for Alaska and America from outside the governor's seat. I do not think she will run for president in 2012.
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When the US Constitution is amended, would you vote for Arnold Schwarzenegger when he runs for President?? why or why not?
ok,ok, IF the Constitution gets amended, would you vote for him IF he ran?? :o)
he's run Cali straight in the ground. No thanks.
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FC Barcelona or Celtic Fc or Man utd
this year, Barcelona has it.
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My boyfriend punched me in the face today. He has an addiction problem(percocets) and he has also hit me in the past (been together 1 1/2) . He's told me he'll stop bc he loves me. I filed a restraing order but its so hard. Words of wisdom/advice?
his problems are not your problems -- don't let him drag you down - run from him
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Apart from shopping, what else can you do at a shopping mall?
Watch people over-pay for useless crap and buy specialty coffee for four times what it is worth.
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Is there a song that NEVER gets old, even if you listen to it many times over and over?
I want you to want me -- Cheap Trick
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Do you have vision insurance?
yes
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What doesnt chocolate taste good with?
red wine vinegar
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Which social network is better to keep in touch and find old friends Myspace or Facebook?
facebook
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Do you wear designer sunglasses or a cheaper brand?
Mine are prescription Ray Bans. Brand name only.
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Can you make me an alcoholic drink please? SuRpRiSe Me!!!
Here's a Pink Panty Pull Down
1 oz vodka
2 oz pink lemonade
3 oz Sprite soda
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How old is your best friend, & how long have you been friends?
39
for 26 years
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Who is Willie Nelson? What is he famous for?(I know he is a singer, and he smoked marijuana once but thats about it)
Once??
He's a country singing icon. wiki him. It's a good read.
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Is Barack Obama the debt president?
"Ex-President Bush was nothing if not zealous in his worldwide campaign against terror, transgressing human rights and breaking international law along the way. Now, Obama is displaying the same zeal in his own war against the financial crisis -- and his weapon of choice is the money-printing machine. The rules the new American president is breaking are those which govern the economy....
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What other purpose have you used a wire hanger for? other than to hang up clothes.........
you could beat your kids with them
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When is the best time to visit Afghanistan?
30 years from now
or 20 years ago in a Soviet tank
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When putting away clean dishes, is it proper to rotate the clean dishes to the bottom of the stack so that they get used in a rotated fashion?
I realize I am OCAR (Obsessive Compulsive/Anal Retentive), but I do that. Dishes are on a stock rotation system. The glasses and dishes that got cleaned last get moved to the back or the bottom. It helps lengthen the life of the dishes.
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Do you think Marijuana should be legal in the United States?
We have a generation lost in prison. We need to start with decriminalizing pot. And stop the mandatory minimums for drugs.
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NEED A 9 LETTER WORD STARTING WITH S ENDING WITH H?
sallowish
sackcloth
sailcloth
http://www.esclub.gr/games/wordox/9.html
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When is the last time you smoked a cigarette?
1992
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What can i do to cure a sore throat quickly?
Unless it's an infection, gargling with warm salt water make any sore throat feel great.
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What would be a good title for a reality TV show that follows your day to day life?
"Why am I Watching This Idiot Scratch His Ass All Day?"
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I'm starting to despise religion now should i just despise it more?
redirect your attention to those practicing the religion and learn more about the religion itself, but don't do it in light of those practitioners.
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In Christianity , one of the "ten Commandments" is " Do not Kill". Why then does the bible go on to tell followers to Kill people for all kinds of things, See my answer for just some examples from Deuteronomy
the original word for kill is better translated as "murder" - the jut as we use it today, the word implies the killing of innocents. If God has deemed a person or group guilty, then he can ask or demand that those people die.
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Would you support a breakaway Formula 1 championship?
I'm not a big open wheel racing fan, but no. F1 is the mac daddy and that's the way it should stay.
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Is it true that Harvard won't accept members of Facebook?
The founders were Harvard students who wanted to connect classmates. I hope Harvard doesn't discriminate.
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Can adobe flash be removed so I can install and use the video player i paid for?
yes
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What is a good form of personal protection for a 19 year old?
mace and avoiding stupid situations
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/which is the correct pernounciation,'octopae' or 'octopuses'?
From wikipedia:
There are three forms of the plural of octopus; namely, octopuses, octopi, and octopodes. Currently, octopuses is the most common form in the US as well as the UK; octopodes is rare, and octopi is often objectionable.[28]
The Oxford English Dictionary (2004 update[29]) lists octopuses, octopi and octopodes (in that order); it labels octopodes "rare", and notes...
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Nowadays: Do all authorities, in every Country use violence against civilians, when civilians protest about the political state of affairs?
It was worse before video cameras and the internet, but yes.
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When's the best time to keep your mouth shut?
when the cop says: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
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OK, I married a beautiful, loving black woman. Two of my friends married a woman from the Pacific islands. Have caucasian women lost their appeal?
nope, just your choice
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Wouldn't airline passenger safety be enhanced, if all passengers were required to be TOTALLY NAKED on board the aircraft? How could "concealed" weapons be carried, then? (You would still be scanned for metal objects, of course.)
If this becomes law, I'll stop flying. When the plane hits turbulence and things start bouncing... yuck!!
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Does the underwear you wear generally cost around €5/ $8 for a three-pack? Are you male or female?
generally, yes
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What should be avoided while in an elevator with strangers?
playing grabass
playing grabass with yourself
pinching small children
farting
making fart noises with your mouth and then letting an SBD go in hopes they wonder how you did it, like magic
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Is Barack Obama's honeymoon over?
No. It's only just begun. The media overlooks everyone of his flubs, historical and statistical inaccuracies and he has two or three nice little scandals brewing. All of these will be ignored by major media, captured for the record by the internet media and talk radio and the left will be stunned when he loses in 4 years.
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Could you name an animal that cannot jump?
elephants don't have knees so they can't jump
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I test products for companies & give feedback. For that I get money. I am told to dump the products (things like Tide, medication) after the 10 days. Would you dump those products with today's ecomony or keep them?
I would keep the contractual obligation I have.
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Do you like your last name? I hate mine because no one can pronounce it correctly.
No.
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Do you think $65 per person for Mother's Day buffet is expensive?
Yes. I wouldn't pay more than $35 per seat unless it came with mimosas, a seafood buffet and a great wait staff.
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Were you ever in a relationship in which you did not have your parents blessing?
Yes. And mom was right. She wasn't good for me. It was fun, but she wasn't good for me.
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U2 or Green Day?
U2 and it's not even close.
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Has it occurred to you that "God" and "Satan" are two sides of the same entity?
No. The nature of God, as I understand it, would reject anything that is not pure good, therefore he can not also be Satan.
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Do you eat breakfast? And what do you generally eat?
oatmeal and a diet coke
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I'd honestly like to know what the rationale behind forbidding felons from voting is. No flaming or judging, I just want to see some explanations. Anyone care to offer?
Being found guilty of a major crime allows for the government to take major liberties away from you.
Essentially, if you can't play by the rules in a civil society then you don't get to participate fully in that society's liberties.
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What is the weirdest thing about your family?
the number of hot cousins i have. It's been tough not feeding the southern stereotype of cousin-lovin'.
LOL
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Why are Conservatives/Republicans so hateful and dishonest by nature? What happened?
Because we're tagged with sweeping generalizations and not looked at as individuals, maybe?
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What is something you should never juggle with?
kittens
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_juggling
I couldn't find the video.
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Can you name a band that has the word "BAND" in their name?
Journey
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How can I be expected to remain friends with someone after I saw them punch a small dog, very hard? This person has been a good friend to me but I just can't condone cruelty to animals in any way. The guy weighs 18 stone and the dog was a Jack Russell
I'm sure there are things that you do that he can't tolerate as well. It's give and take in this world. If you dismiss everyone in your life that disappoints you, then you're in for a lonely life.
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Which of these 20 exotic fruits have you tried?
http://blog.hotelclub.com/10-must-try-exotic fruits/
http://blog.hotelclub.com/10-more-must-try exotic-fruits/
Kumquat
Star fruit
Ugli
guava
rose apple
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What song makes you feel sexy?
There is no other
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I'm sitting in the shade on a hot day in Mexico and I'm on my second Corona answering questions on AB. Does life get any better than this?
Yes, but the senorita would have to go home right afterward to make it perfect.
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Do you need to have a job or bank account to get a credit card?
This should tell you all you need to know about credit and credit scores.
http://www.myfico.com/CreditEducation/
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If you caught someone breaking into your home would you kill them or let them just take stuff?
kill them
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American Idol Adam Lambert says hes gay: Will it affect his career?
Yes. It will help it.
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Have you ever committed a crime or done something illegal since you have been an adult that you never got caught doing and no one knows about?
Every time I get behind the wheel of a car. I speed like a mutha!
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Will you still go to a Six Flags Amusement park even though it is now in bankruptcy?
sure -- they've protected their parks in the bankruptcy filing
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Do you think Zack likes BIG boobs?
likes them? Yes.
Ever seen a pair in real life? That's in question.
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Who is better, Florida Gators or Alabama Crimson Tide?
they both suck, go dawgs!!
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Has the economy cost you your job?
No.
Is it your job of the company's job? A lot of people think their job belongs to them and it doesn't.
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Glenn Beck of Fox claimed Obama's FEMA was building concentration camps. Did anyone here believe him? And, should public news and commentary professionals be able to make such claims without any evidence?
I believe the story to a point. You do have to question why they are being built. I don't think anyone has given a strong reason.
And Glenn Beck does have evidence to back it up. It's flimsy and circumstantial, but it is evidence. It's more evidence than Dan Rather had about the faked Bush National Guard docs.
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What makes Australia great?
the geography, the beaches and the women
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Do you eat a Doritos bag like there's diamonds at the bottom?
nice line from scrubs - no
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Where can I get a good cup of coffee around here?
Not around here, but there's a great place on Vining.
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What do you think of the screenname radnamat? Honest opinions please!
it sounds stupid to me
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Should welfare recipients be fingerprinted?
No.
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Who is your favorite disney villain?
prince john from robin hood is first
cruella deville has the best song
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Do you have four or five blade ceiling fans in your home?
5 blades for the bigger rooms, 4 for the smaller
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Would you support Bush for 8 more years?
With Obama as the alternative? Yes.
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Here's a tough one. Could you think of one good thing to say about Adolf Hitler?
He was good at marketing. He was a good leader.
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Bush, the greatest president ever?
Not close. He'll be seen as a better president than he is seen as today, but he's second tier at best.
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Are all men (and women) really created equal?
No. They were never intended to be.
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Do sacred cows make good hamburgers?
the best
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How many times have the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup?
3
1990–91, 1991–92, 2008–09
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What is your best exercise motivator?
pictures of me in college compared to now
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What do you think of relocating former Gitmo detainees to America?
I disagree with it.
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Do you use those moving walkways in an airport?
Yes, but I WALK on them. Unlike many others that just stand there and block the way for those that walk on a walkway.
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Even if you don't like Sarah Palin, don't you think what David Letterman said about her daughter the other night was a cheap shot with lack of integrity to get laughs?
I am a Letterman fan AND a Palin fan. Palin is right about this one. Letterman needs to realize that in 25 years of jokes, he may go over the line every once in a while. If he would have just apologized upfront it would not have been an issue, but his politics prevented him from being a decent human being in this incident.
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What does it mean when you dream your boyfriend is with his ex
it means you're insecure and don't trust him
OR
it means you had spicy food for dinner
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Christians aren't we suppose to be Christ like?So why do so many "Christians" and I say that loosely,want to be rich?When Jesus(God in the flesh)came as a poor man,and said nothing positive about riches.
isn't it about stewardship? how are we to be good stewards with nothing?
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Chicken Pot Pie, Turkey Pot Pie, or Shepherd's Pie?
Chicken Pot Pie
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GM crushes electric car. Ten years later desperately spending millions on Volt. Did they squander their chance to stay ahead?
No. 10 years ago there wasn't a market for electric cars. There still isn't.
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When you were in school and teachers could still hit you. What did your teacher use?
A fiberglass paddle with holes drilled in it. Ms. Faulkenberry had an awesome paddle. It hurt like hell.
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Did you respect "the Professor" on Gilligan's Island? Or did you spot him as a crackpot high school science teacher whose ideas always failed?
I lost respect for him because he never banged Mary Ann. Also, he should have tied Gilligan up until his invention had been built and executed. I don't blame him for his failings, they were usually not his fault.
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At age 18, how much money were you earning?
That was the late 80's for me. I was making 4.50 when minimum wage was 3.35.
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Who is the worst actor or actor's performance thatyou ever saw?
Keanu Reeves in, well, everything.
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Sweet OR Salted Popcorn At The Cinema?
Salted
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I'm quitting one of my jobs, what's the best way to quit a job?
Give your direct boss written notification of your resignation. Include a date that will be your last working day. Then work hard until your notice is complete. You never know who you will need later in life. You may need to walk over some bridges more than once, so don't burn them.
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Do you think you have an halo above your head?
yes -- it's propped up with two little horns
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You've won the Lottery and you'll never have to work again! What are you going to say to your boss when you tell him/her off?
I like my boss. I'd shake his hand and give him a sack full of cash.
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When was the last time you had a loaf of really good bread fresh from the oven?
about a month ago
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Do you ever text somebody just cause you are in the mood to flirt around? Do you have a specific person that that is?
yep! yep!
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Republicans launched a political offensive against Obama's handling of the economy, emboldened by Friday's report of declining job loss rate. What's this -- it's working, so stop it immediately and let the recession come back? See LINK:
What the Republicans are arguing is that Obama stated that without the stimulus bill unemployment would go above 9.0%. So we spend a trillion dollars and in less than 6 months the UE rate is 9.4%. Which was it? One or the other is true, supposedly. So, the Democrats claim success by saying the hole in the boat isn't as big as they thought it was and we're supposed to be happy about...
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Whats your favorite line from 16 candles?
I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.
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Have you ever had sex with a member of the family!?
I slept with a girl whose Dad was in the mob if you mean that 'family'.
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My husband and I talk openly about our fantasies, and it is a turn on. My bestie tells me she thinks this is abnormal, and I need to rethink his love for me? What do you THINK?
here's the skinny -- every guy has fantasies and every girl has fantasies. if you keep them secret he may go elsewhere to fulfill them. Now, if he wants you and 12 guys to put on a show that may not be what you're willing to do to make him happy, but if he would like you to wear a metermaid's outfit and 'give him a ticket' then it may keep the spark alive and enhance...
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Are nice breasts REALLY that important?
it certainly adds to the level of enjoyment, but not a requirement
i dated a girl i called 'plane' (an endless flat surface) and it didn't detract from the fun, but when they're big and bouncy it is a little better
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Really, after you are married, how many times a day/week/month do you need to say , " I love you."? Isn't that why you got married?
every day, else you lose the reason why you're living with the woman in the first place
in a world where the divorce rate in western democracies is off the charts, telling your partner you love them everyday is not too much to ask. keep it alive and real by admitting it on a regular basis.
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Ah, grasshopper ... what are your thoughts on the passing of actor David Carradine?
he took the coward's way out -- fuck him
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What is for you the absolute best part of making love?
the boobies
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Does is matter if I am Anonymous?
Yes.
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What will David Carradine be best remembered for?
In my mind it will be for hanging himself. Coward's way out. It diminishes everything he has done in his lifetime.
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What does it mean when u hear your name being called and no ones there?
I'm using this question as an excuse to print this joke.
So this guy is at a baseball game, relaxing and watching the game, drinking in the sights and the sounds. Suddenly, from 30 to 40 rows back, he hears someone yell “Hey Larry!” He turns around, looks up for someone he recognizes, but sees no one, so he focuses his attention back on the game.
A couple minutes later,...
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What do you turn your back on?
drama
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Family Matters, Roseanne or the Cosby Show. Which is your favorite?
Cosby rules!!
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With the mass shooting at Virginia Tech, is gun control still a dirty word in the USA?
we have gun control in the US. Pardon us if crazy people break or circumvent the law. I understand that the rest of the world doesn't have crime. It's just us.
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Why do some tout the "if it ain't King James, It ain't bible" philosophy when the original scripts of the bible were written in Hebrew, Greek, and other languages, not Olde English?
The KJV is a horrible translation. It uses one word, like hell, when the original text used three separate words, 'in the grave', 'dead' and 'Hades'.
Also, 'Thou shalt not' sounds more ominous than 'You should not'. It feeds the need of the hellfire and brimstone preacher.
I keep my KJV because my mother gave it to me, but I don't...
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Do you believe everything the media says? Which city has the worst media program?
No.
Atlanta's local news sucks, but Dallas's local news is worse.
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What's more irritating: screaming children or whining adults?
screaming kids -- i can smack a whining adult
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When i wake up in the moorning i always have a boner normal or not
normal
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Is Dwight Howard better than Shaquille O'Neal?
no.
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Which name do you prefer: Brenna, Brianna, Brenda, or Breann?
Brenda -- the rest are stripper names
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You've arrived at the ultimate Chinese Buffet. What will you have first?
eggroll to start then kung poa chicken
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What would you do if religion was banned in our great country? (USA)
home church, byotch!
I'd keep my Bible next to my gun. I'd assume I'd need them at the same time.
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Bill O'Reily mentioned abortion Dr George Tiller on his show 29 times. He equated Tiller with Hitler/ Nazis, and dubbed him "Tiller the Killer" and warning of "the Judgment". And now Tiller has been murdered. How much blame can be laid at O'reily's feet?
People -- get a grip.
How much?? NONE.
If you assign any blame to O'Reilly, you'd let fat people sue NBC because they ran McDonalds commercials. At least the commercials ASKED people to eat there, O'Reilly never told anyone to kill Hiller.
Hiller was WELL KNOWN amongst the crazy pro-lifers. O'Reilly didn't have to tell them anything about Hiller. Hiller went...
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A proud marine sports marine logos on his back windsheild and the Homeowners Association has told him he has to remove them or he can't use the parking space? this is in Texas,just heard on CNN....thoughts?
If he isn't a Marine recruiter, then it's not advertising.
If I were him I would report every car with a "my kid goes to ______ school" for advertising that school.
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What did you do with your Tax Return this year? I paid off a credit card...
i got a refund? you should tell the IRS to quit calling me then...
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What did DreAnna do to piss so many people off?
She didn't exist.
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Would you eat 50 maggots,10 big spiders,5 butterflys,5 earth worms drink 1 litre of vodka,1 litre of whisky suck 5 hobos toes,bath in dog pee and let a boxer punch you in the nose 5 times for $10,000,000(10milliondollars) you have 24hour would you do it.
do i pick the boxer and the hobos?
yes
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Do any of you think tips are earned instead of given ? It seems to me that some waiters think they are owed a tip. I feel that a tip is earned not a given.
I feel they are expected. Wait staff can do things to lose a tip, but the expectation is that there will be a tip of at least 10%.
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What makes a nationality exotic?
I think the new standard is the number of porn stars a nation exports.
Right now, The Czech Republic and Russia are winning.
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What foods do you think of as part of German cuisine?
Schnitzel
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When you open new sheets do you wash them first or just go ahead and put them on your bed?
wash them and use clothes softener on them.
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I live in Arkansas and own a Condo. Since the economy has become bad and I was "laid off" I have fallen behind in my Condo Assessments. The Condo Board says they will file a "Lien" against my property. I find no authority for this. Am I right?
I doubt any condo association or HOA contract would not include a lien clause. Remind them to fire their lawyer when you catch up in payments if they can't put a lien on your property.
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In fights from the Rocky series, neither boxer puts his hands up to guard his face very often and the head is the target 98% of the time, it seems. Each scene is just both fighters exchanging unblocked combos to the head. How plausible/realistic is this?
Was Rocky a boxing documentary or a movie for entertainment?
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Ok now that GM has gone almost belly up do you think Republicans will finally admit that Bush and his cohorts screwed up big time or will they try and pin this on Obama as well?
How is Bush responsible for GM? Really? What policy caused them to get into $170 Billion in debt? Please pin this debacle on Obama. He hates the lack of due process in Gitmo, but doesn't mind bypassing it in GM's bankruptcy. Fucking hypocrite.
Obama twisted the arms of the secured creditors to take less money than they were legally allowed to take. He held up the UAW (the union...
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Why American government is not taking any steps to ban porno websites????? America took terrorism so seriously but pornography is making more destruction than terrorists do. what do u think people? is it because they give tax?? i want a realistic answer.
It's a free speech issue. If we ban porn, then what is next?
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Why do anti-abortionists pretend to be pro-life when in fact they hate doctors?
Wow. You've made oversimplifications before, this one takes the cake.
We hate abortionists and the real pro-lifers don't want them dead, just unemployed.
from the article:
"We feel that this is an act of an isolated individual, however our investigation continues," said Wichita deputy police chief Tom Stolz.
"For the movement, it could not come at a worse...
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Help! can you give me a diet and exercise plan to follow to lose 10 pounds in 5 weeks? My physique is 5'7" and a half I'm male and I weigh 200 lbs.
losing weight for a guy is pretty easy - especially the first 20 pounds.
Get rid of the crabs and sugars. Also, clean the bowels.
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How would you make a first date worth remembering?
Find out what she likes and give it to her. Don't go over the top, but be memorable.
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Can you name a kind of cracker?(example: saltine)
triskets
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Who is the last person that you saw naked in person or otherwise?
That girl at the other end of my telescope.
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Who said that "Obama is not an infallible chocolate Jesus."?
Bill Maher.
And Obama is kind of like the chocolate Jesus I bought for Easter: Looks great on the outside, but hollow and disappointing on the inside.
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Which actress links Travis Bickle and Hannibal Lector?
That would be Jodie Foster.
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Can you make a proper sentence out of 4 words?
I think I can.
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Dose any one know if a step grandfather can get visitation rights?
The US Supreme Court has determined that grandparents have no visitation rights. Good luck.
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Why do we need to capitolize "black" so it is not offensive, but we don't capitolize "white"?
Because you can't offend white people. Just listen to the popular media. Make fun of white males or southern rednecks all you want. Accuse them of anything you want and it's alright.
And by the way, I hate the term 'white'. It is Caucasian. If the 'race' box on a form offers white for 'my people', then I select 'other'.
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Can you maneuver through your house if it is completely dark inside of it? I mean pitch black.
Yes. Assuming the little one picked up the Barbie shoes and Polly Pocket paraphernalia.
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Are there any heroes in your family or that you know personally? (Tell there story!!!!!)
My Dad. A decorated Marine with 3 tours in Viet Nam.
The only story he won't tell is the one of a picture where a Vietnamese man is holding a severed head in each hand. I'd love to know the story behind that fight. If Dad won't talk about it it must have been some real bad stuff.
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Why do Republicans support policies that help terrorists recruit?
They recruited just fine until the Iraq War. I've yet to read a "suicide bomber wanted" ad on amman.craigslist.org. The Muslim extremists are still pissed about the Crusades. I don't think we can do much, short of converting to Islam, that won't piss them off.
There is no negative correlation to this argument. A lack of a war in Iraq does not mean there would be...
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If given the chance, would you marry your spouse all over again?
No. We're better friends than husband and wife.
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What is the stupidest religion?
Jedi Church
http://www.jedichurch.org/
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What would be a good alternative to using money? And if there isn't an alternative, how do we get out of a profit driven system?
We can't. We can switch to barter, but it's the same thing. We assign value to things. We assign value to our time. Some people's time is worth more than others. That will never go away.
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My wife of 31 years recently told me she cheated23 years ago.what should i do.
Don't let it go, but don't leave her for it either. Have her explain herself.
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What professions do you respect the least?
abortion doctors
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Did Nancy Drew have a cell phone when you read the books? If she didn't would it have changed the stories much for her to have had one?
No she didn't. Cell phones would have made all sorts of TV shows less funny: I Love Lucy, Three's Company, etc.
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How is that "pro-life" supporters can justify this sort of behavior?
I don't support the action at all, but here is the justification"
This doctor was one of the few in the country who would, without question, perform late-term abortions. He would perform what is commonly called "partial birth abortions" where he would deliver a healthy baby but leave the head in the vagina while he snipped the spinal chord of the live child.
This man...
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You hear someone say, "In this situation, I understand why any one would kill civilians indiscriminately." Is there a cause for which you would approve of this statement or is it free speech gone too far?
Saying it doesn't harm anyone. What's wrong with saying it? Doing it is a whole other issue.
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Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be ____?
politicians
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How many different cocks have u sucked your whole life?
None.
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If I got emancipated in GA and moved to, say, NY or Seattle or AZ or something, would they recognize that I had those rights?
yes.
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Whatever happened to Yankee innovation?
It's been over-regulated by the government and scared off by the lawyers.
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Why do corn seed company lobbyists want to prohibit American farmers from growing hemp?
It was originally the cotton growers. Hemp is a versatile crop that scares the crop (get it?) of the food industry.
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Martha and George Washington grew hemp---does that make them "gangsta-growers" or proud All-American farmers?
Hemp ain't pot. They are proud All-American farmers.
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Does your government seem to do more harm than good?
more harm
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Arby's vs. Chick-fil-A, who wins?
Chick-fil-A
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Should Manny Ramirez be allowed to play in the 2009 All-Star game if he receives enough votes? (Manny is currently serving a 50 game suspension for using performance enhancing drugs)
No. It should be part of the suspension.
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Any good home remedies/ideas for severe calf cramping? Getting them both at night and during the day.
Short of an illness, cramping is caused by a potassium deficiency. Take lots of potassium.
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If Clarence Thomas had been a Democratic nominee, do you think his credentials would have been as questioned by Republicans? See LINK:
His credentials? No.
Few SCOTUS nominees are questioned about their credentials or their CV.
It's their decisions and reasonings that get them in trouble.
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Is it just me or are there many more atheists on Answerbag than Christians? I can't think of anywhere else I've "been" that is so heavily populated with atheists... do you agree?
It's a pretty even split actually. The atheists are a lot more vocal when they are offended. A lot of Christians don't engage in the religious debates whereas the atheists are usually clamoring for them.
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California now faces budget cuts “beyond draconian.” Are we having fun yet, or should they slash revenue again and cut even deeper? See LINK:
If California would quit trying to regulate my thermostat and work on an actual problem, they might get their shit in order.
Let the liberal experiment sink under its own troubles. You're going to see a mass exodus of people out of California and it will be people of means. Cali will be left with the lower middle class, the poor and the illegals. Good luck taxing the rich then.
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Should students 'graduate' things like Kindergaten and 8th grade, or does that just water down the meaning of Graduate and make high school and college graduations less meaningful?
way too much celebration of basic and expected events
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What are your thoughts on man who pays for sex?
Honest. You pay for sex one way or the other -- either through a bar tab, a dinner receipt or concert tickets.
I like the old saying: You don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to LEAVE after sex.
The guy who pays for sex is getting what he wants, when he wants and the way he wants it. I say go for it.
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Who will win in a dancing face off , micheal jackson or justin timberlake?
JT would lose on originality because most of his moves are MJ's moves.
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What is taking so long to find a cure for cancer? how many years and how much money has been spent on cancer research? will a cure ever be forthcoming in our lifetime? or, is it all about the money?
It's all about money and politics.
Don't take this the wrong way, but AIDS research in the 80s derailed a lot of cancer funding. The funding for these sorts of illnesses is very political and 20 years ago the money was diverted from cancer to AIDS. It even happened with private money. People shifted from cancer causes to AIDS causes.
It has started to come around since AIDS in the...
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Do you think becoming a bartender is worth it?
Yes. I loved bartending. I never did anything or went to a school to do it, so i don't understand the 'is it worth it' aspect of the question.
It is a worthwhile job if you can handle loud people, places and drunk girls wanting to have sex with you. It's a chore.
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How many mg can you take before passing out?
how many mg of what?
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Does anyone else watch the show Degrassi on The-N, or am i the only one?
people have been watching Degrassi for years - the new and old show. It's had several lives.
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Ideology aside, please, but CAN any regulations, for instance limiting the size of companies or on executive bonuses or minority shareholder rights, actually strengthen a competitive, healthy business environment and global economy?
Some regulation is good.
It was the banking regulations that forced banks to lend to sub-prime debtors that got us to this point in the first place. It was the federal creation of the derivatives market that got us further into this mess.
The "bad" actions are not the complete fault of business, they are the direct cause of regulation.
Limiting the size of a company is a poor...
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What country do cupcakes come from?
According to the website, the good ole USA.
http://iml.jou.ufl.edu/projects/Spring07/Ayers/history.html
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When North Korea gains the capacity to produce nuclear arms in quantity, do you think they will sell their weapons to al-Qa'ida and other terrorist groups? (It seems they think they have nothing to lose at this point.)
I think they will threaten to do it, but I don't think they will. Kim understands that he can't keep power when being bombed and starved to death.
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Which sport you like watching but not playing?
Rugby -- I always ended up with a cracked rib or sprained joint of some kind.
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Have you ever looked into your pet's eyes and wondered what they were thinking?
Hey, you!?! Yeah, the two legged one! Would it kill you serve me a steak every now and then? Huh?
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Should we, The United States, stop North Korea with force before they have the capability to attach a nuclear bomb to a long range missile that could hit us?
We should. And when he rebuilds, we should bomb it again.
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Do you pay someone to mow your lawn, or do it yourself?
I recently ended my lawn service. I used them last summer and just wasn't happy with them, plus I need to save the cash.
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Do you consider french fries as vegetables?
No. It's a starch.
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Do you have a meat tenderizer hammer thingy in your kitchen?
Yep!
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Do you believe calling the devil a God damned devil is cursing if in fact he is damned by God?
in that case, 'God damned' is legit.
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Tiffany's is reporting a 62% drop in sales. Will their bailout have a high price tag? :)
No, but the box it comes in will look beautiful!
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Can the world be fixed?
No.
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Say someone broke into your home and you own a gun. the gun is legal and all that good stuff. you shoot the intruder. will you go to jail for shooting him? im asking because i live alone and i want to protect my kids and my home. im thinking of getting 1.
Check your local statutes. In Texas you'd be fine, California maybe not.
If I'm on your jury you're good to go.
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Have you ever met anyone who shared your birthday?
A girl I went to high school with and dated for a bit was born in the same hospital and same day as me. I was born at 7:44 AM and she was born around 9:00 AM.
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Is President Obama seen as a weak President by the world, if so why do you they think that?
Europe loves him because he speaks badly of the US overseas. The Axis of Evil thinks he's weaker than Bush. Iran is now touting their nukes, N. Korea tested missiles and nukes and Chavez continues to rant and rave.
And I'm not even starting to talk about Obama bowing to the Saudi King.
yeah, they think he's weak.
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Who should play the new 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' in the next movie?
Hayden Panettiere is the perfect age and image.
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Are Virgin and Playboy a perfect pair?
As long as Branson doesn't get naked, I'm all for it.
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Would you watch a four day talk show hosted by the President of your country?
No. Not without having a stroke.
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Who is a better actor: Michael Jordan or Shaquille O'Neal?
Shaq Fu!
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Should parents who has kids that's below the age of 10 be arrested for child neglect if that child is 200 plus pounds?
yes.
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What's the best method for removing old registration tags from the license plate, some type of solvent?
I used a razor blade on mine.
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What good does yawning do?
it provides more oxygen to your body
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Anyone have an Apple Blossom parade in their neighbourhood?
Cherry Blossom, but no apples.
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Does me getting cheated on make me less of a man at all?
Yes. Cheating is a symptom, not a cause. It implies something is wrong in your relationship.
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Where was your favorite vacation spot when you were a child?
Hilton Head Island
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How could the international Community have a better relation with North Korea?
They've tried and been rejected. North Korea is not a good neighbor. They use countries for food and money then break promises.
The international community owes them nothing.
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Do you have more or less than $100.00 'walk around' money on you?
i only carry cash when i travel -- always less than $100
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Did you ever bump down the stairs on a pillow?
and cardboard and sheets and a sled.
don't leave 3 boys home alone
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Can you name a famous Steve?
Steve Martin
Steve Allen
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Steve Buscemi
Steve Forbes
Steve McQueen
Steve Young
Steve Prefontaine
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Men, do you like it when a females dress like a tom boy?
no. I like my girls girly.
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How many years are you from being 16?
22, almost 23
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What, if anything, do you keep on top of your toilet tank?
this week's edition of ESPN The Magazine
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What do you find hard to BELIEVE: That there is God; or there is No God? That there is LIFE AFTER DEATH; or death is the END of everything?
It's easier for some to believe in nothing. It's simpler and requires no action on their part.
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No one makes it better then momma! What is/was your favorite meal/snack prepared by momma =)?
My mom made cheese straws and yeast rolls.
When she cooked yeast rolls we barely had any for Thanksgiving dinner. We'd eat them by the dozen (3 boys and a Dad) as they came out of the oven.
My cousin uses her cheese straw recipe in his catering business. Awesome!!
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Guy leaves his blackberry on the table in our restaurant tonight and the busboy spills water on it, owner excepts no blame stating if you sat by a pool would you expect a splashing kid to pay? Was she right or wrong?
Wrong.
Do you normally expect busboys to spill enough water to ruin a BB? No.
Is the owner telling everyone they can't keep anything on the table? Yes.
The owner's analogy is wrong. He runs a restaurant and not a pool. The owner should at least offer to pay half of the cost. His employee ruined the BB. The owner didn't take a known 'risk'.
The owner should lose...
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What famous comedian said this? "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
I've heard Robin Williams say it, but lots of comedians have used it.
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Should gay people have the same tax burden if they are not granted the same civil rights as everyone else?
I don't drive, should I be taxed for the roads?
If I don't have kids should I pay for the schools?
I could go on forever...
What civil rights are being denied? Gay people can marry just like everyone else - someone of the opposite sex.
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Four US states are ordering people to wipe the grins off their faces in their license photos. Would you be tempted to smile for your driver's license photo?
No. Who cares.
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Would you support the "Say NO To Plastic Bags" campaign in your community?
Nope. Plastic bag fees and cloth bags cost money.
In Georgia, the lobby for the poor fought for and received a reduction in the tax on food. I would fight anything that increased the cost of groceries and grocery shopping.
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When boiling steel cut oats, how do I keep them from sticking to the bottom of the pan?
I stir mine regularly and it solves the problem.
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How do I hold onto a grudge and never forgive this person ever in my life?
It's a lot easier done than said. Just keep holding onto the hate until you can taste the bile in the back of your throat. Get used to it because it will be there for as long as you hold that grudge.
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Where the heck is my baby's other shoe??? I've looked everywhere!
It's in the parking lot of the last place you had the child out of the car. They wait and kick it off as you're taking them from the stroller to the car.
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Would you liked to have grown up to be just like Jesus Christ?(without the ending)
too much moving around for me... I'd love to speak from mountain tops, though.
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What should the U.S. do in response to North Korea's missle test?
I believe Newt Gingrich's solution is best. Blow up the missile facility and all nuclear facilities. Make them start over. Then blow them up again.
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Last Chicago Cub to hit a home run on his first at bat?
1992-06-08 Jim Bullinger Chicago Cubs
Did it on the first pitch he saw.
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How many bible passages can you recite by heart? What denomination are you?
Jesus wept.
One.
Non-denominational Christian.
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I'm 21 yrs old and I've always had a thing for dads. I always had crushes on my friends' dads and now I have a crush on my boyfriend's dad. Well, it's not so much a crush be he is REALLY cute. Is that normal?
I think it says a lot about your childhood. It's normal for women to be attracted to mature men who are seen as good providers. There's nothing wrong with that. What is wrong is if it is self-destructive behavior and you wreck relationships because of it.
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What antiperspirant do you use (if any)?
I use Secret. Made for men with sensitive skin.
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What are ALL the nicknames which are short for Elizabeth?
There are a lot and they vary by region or country. Here is a good list:
Derived from Elizabeth are many short forms and nicknames used in English-speaking countries including:
Abbie
Abby
Babeth
Babette
Batty
Bee
Bess
Bessie
Bet
Beth
Bethanne
Bethey
Betsy
Betta
Bette
Bettina
Betty
Bezzy
Bitty
Bitsy
Biz
Buffy
Ela
Elbinard
Eli
Eliaz
Elisa
Elise
Eliza
Eliza-Beth...
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Ate at Zaxbys Restaurant one time and no more. the chicken was grossly oversalted and so were the fries. never again. anyone had a similar experience?
I love Zaxby's. I don't find their chicken or their fries to be oversalted.
I hope you complained and got a refund.
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Why are christians so excited about going to heaven? They're always going on about free will, do you understand that when you get to 'heaven' there will be no such thing as 'free will' only gods will, you will be like robot's! I'd rather not exsist!
Where are we told we will be robots in heaven?
I thought that by accepting Heaven as the alternative then we are agreeing to the terms of Heaven, whatever those may be. Isn't that free will? I can freely enter into a contract that limits my actions and I still have free will. Heaven, as well as all good contracts, has an out clause I am sure.
Additionally, can you choose to just...
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Have u ever been with someone who uses you for your money?
Yep!
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If someone wanted to be famous what would be the best way to achieve this?
The quickest these days is to have your kids or spouse come up missing. I don't recommend it, but it works.
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The deserving receive, not what is asked, but rather what is needed. Agree or disagree?
untrue. Lots of deserving people get nothing while undeserving people get more.
Here's the rub: The deserving don't ask for more than they need and the undeserving need something other than what they ask for.
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The "I'm flying, Jack" scene in Titanic - beautifully romantic or cheap and cheesy?
Total cheese, but that's what the movie is about, so it worked.
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What is the meanest thing you can say without using any profanity or obscenities?
I like the way Shakespeare put it: "Get thee to a nunnery!"
Also, telling some people they are just like their mom or dad is a great insult.
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How many kids does a family have before it ventures into official 'big family' territory, in your estimation of a 'big family'? Is this a larger number than your siblings?
4 kids and two parents is a big family.
Yes.
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What would you be willing to do to perpetuate the memory of your late parents?
My daughter thinks my Dad hung the moon. She adores her grandfather.
What do I do to help her keep that memory (he's not dead yet sorry to say)? I stay quiet. If she thinks he's a good grandfather, then who am I to say he isn't?
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When I see something about my ex doing good post breakup it makes me feel down. Like I didn't matter to her or something. Does this ever happen to you and why is it that I feel this way?
I completely understand how you feel. I have felt the same way recently. What you have to realize is that he/she is going to do well without you. That is why you pursued a relationship with him/her in the first place - because you like the way they succeed in life. You assisted in that success, but were not the cause of it.
Also, think of it this way: Let's say she achieved a success...
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I recently moved back to my home city where my kids dad lives just to be with him but now that im back he doesnt want to be a family! I recently found out that he has another child on the way from another female. Should i persue his love or what?
No. Don't pursue his love, but pursue his child support payments!!
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What time should a 11 yr old go to bed if she has to get up at 6:30
8 or 8:30 PM
11 year olds need 10-11 hours of sleep to properly function and grow. Anything less than that is putting your child's future growth and learning patterns at a disadvantage.
http://www.webmd.com/parenting/guide/how-much-sleep-do-children-need?page=5
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IF I HAVE WORKED A 40 HOUR WEEK MON-FRI THEN GO IN ON SAT AS OVERTIME BUT LEAVE WITHOUT COMPLETING MY SHIFT CAN MY EMPLOYER DISCIPLINE ME?
In most states, most employers can do as they please. As an ethical statement, though, if you promised to work a shift and you didn't then you're violating your agreement. I wouldn't fire you, but you'd be last to get overtime if you worked for me.
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A filet mignon on a rooftop restaurant in San Diego or a lobster tail at an outdoor seafood restaurant in Miami?
filet in San diego
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Why is the destruction of tower 7 at 9/11 hardly mentioned?
it wasn't a main target
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From 1 to 10 (10 being the worst) how would you rate your current stress level in your life?
I'm rocking a solid 8.5 lately.
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If the economy is going so bad like everyone says, why doesn't the government legalize a commodity like marijuana?
by the time the government could actually set up the apparatus to support legalized pot, the economy will be well on the upswing
Why not just save money and let the non violent drug offenders out of jail?
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What is a good movie that isn't very well known?
3 O'Clock High
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094138/
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Your favorite boys' name out of this list? Ian, Austin, James, Benjamin, Isaac, Zachariah(zach for short), Toby, or Shawn?
Isaac, but people will spell it incorrectly.
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Which of these boys names do you like the most: Fox, Noah, Oliver, Henry or Spencer?
Oliver and Noah are good names. Fox is too trendy.
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Should a young man walk his date to her door when he drops her off? Or did that go out with changing typewrite ribbons?
Always.
My 18 year old cousin lived with us and her dates would drop her off and then drive away before she got in the door. I needed to teach her that respectful men walk their dates in to make sure they got home safely.
One night she left without her house key and she did not have a cell phone. The date dropped her off at the curb and drove away. My wife and I had locked the door and did...
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Should a Christian play Dungeons & Dragons?
There isn't a problem as long as you know it's a game. Some people lose that concept.
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Do you mix anything in your Mac'n'Cheese? (e.g. Hot Dogs)
I put broccoli in mine. Sometimes red peppers.
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Is Science more important than Religion to you?
Nope.
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If you were a rock star, what would your stage costume look like?
khakis, tennis shoes and a golf shirt (untucked, I am a rebel!!)
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Downpour on the interstate. driving very defensively. idiot driving a black car swerves around my vehicle, changes lane, swerves to miss two more cars. looses control and slams the wall. no injuries, but really made me feel good. am i wrong?
No. Karma's a bitch!
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What was the first movie ever to receive an NC-17 rating?
Henry & June
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Stalin killed somewhere around 20 million of his own people in trying to create the perfect state. Do you think he deliberately sought to do harm, or had a misguided vision of perfection?
It's more than misguided. Teens that steal are misguided, world leaders that kill 20 million of their own people are sociopathic murderers.
He wasn't trying to create a perfect state. Read up on him. He was trying to control a population of people and the only way to do it was to kill his adversaries.
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I was wondering if anyone knew who the girl is in this picture?
I don't.
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If all your fantasies came true, what would you fantasize about?
the memories of my fantasies coming true, of course
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Have you ever feed the animals at a zoo?
yes.
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While at the grocery store check-out, do you ever wonder if people judge you by what you are placing on the conveyer belt to purchase? (frozen foods, candy....)
I know they do. I used to do it when I worked at a grocery store.
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What type of government does the united states have?
Ineffective.
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Would God smite a person to Hell for cutting a parent out of their life?
No.
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Why are holidays which were never noticed years ago becoming a big deal today?
Like what?
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Should Kobe Bryant sue his maid for breaking a confidentiality clause in her contract?
He should. That would be great press: A multi-millionaire suing a woman making low wages.
That would be awesome.
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Movies: Platoon or Full Metal Jacket?
Full Metal Jacket
Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long...
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Would you rather have a computer with a full set of built in features or a dog?
the computer
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Should I build credit since I don't have any?
Yes.
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Should a gentleman always open a door for a lady?
Yes! No matter what she says.
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What do you think of the forceful outing of gay politicians? follow link
Typically if you out a Republican you can do it because they are a "hypocrite" because they support "family values" and all that "right wing" thinking. As if supporting families is somehow not what homosexuals support. They want to adopt babies, but they aren't for a solid family structure?
The makers of this movie are upset because the homosexuals they...
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I'd rather fight than______ (fill in the blank).
stand there and look stupid.
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For what would never accept an apology?
An adult that intentionally hurt my child.
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Can any body guess my name it is mentioned in many songs.
Lurlene?
Rebeline?
Ruby?
Dixie?
Eleanor?
Alice?
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Do you remember the title of the last Porno you watched? Can you name one of the actor or actress that was in it?
Do they have titles anymore? It was Something, Something 12. I guess the first 11 were so popular they couldn't resist making another.
It starred either a 25 year old eastern European runaway or an 18 year old American runaway (usually from OH or Kentucky). She was remarkably portrayed as a virgin although she had 8 tattoos and didn't flinch partaking of one of the largest dicks...
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I like your Silly Ass..do like mine?
I haven't seen it personally, but I hear it's very, very nice.
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You are stopped by the police for violating a traffic law. officers are allowed to give warnings in lieu of a citation. do you believe a warning, in most cases, is sufficient, or should the officer issue a citation on each stop?
I believe a warning is sufficient in most cases. Especially in regards to speeding. The effect of pulling someone over is to slow down the traffic at that moment. When the drivers see some poor bastard pulled over, they get the point.
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How did "Eleanor Rigby" die in the Beatles song?
loneliness -- could have been suicide
Did Paul ever say?
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My wife approached me about 15 years ago and complained that I never let her cut the grass. Ever since she's been doing it (Hey, I'm a nice guy what can I say?) Are there any other female grass cutting lovers out there? I've got to know if this is unusual
My wife asked to mow once. She picked up the weedeater and almost took a toe off. I kicked her out of the garage. Plus, my Dad would beat me if he ever saw my wife cutting the grass.
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The world is about to reach its limits of sustainability in many ways. Does science offer any answers as to where people will realistically be living, once Earth's resources are exhausted or maxed out?
Your premise is incorrect.
To answer the science question: Yes.
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Do you own corn cob holders?
Yes. I used them 2 weeks ago.
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Assuming christs death had political aims, is it possible that the formation of christianty was just damage control by those who aimed to gain power?
Yeah. It's a huge ruse masterfully put together thousands of years ago and no one has talked or left ANY evidence for 2000 years.
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I am 33 years old with two sons, 13 and 7. I just found out that I'm pregnant. The father says that he is not ready to be a dad. He is preferring abortion. I don't know if that's what I want, but I don't want to force him into a situation. Any ideas?
If he's not ready to be a dad, he needs to get into a time machine. Tell him tough shit. He doesn't have to be a dad, but he's going to have to write a monthly check.
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Is receiving a 'government subsidy' simply a matter of getting some of your own money back?
Not really. It depends on how much you put in and how much you WOULD HAVE PAID if no one got subsidies.
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There are no such things as... what?
TANSTAAFL -- There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. Or health care.
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Someone is staring at you,do you A)Stare back,B)Asked them what they're looking at or C)Ignore them?
I'll generally do something embarrassing like pick my nose, say something inappropriate or something specific to the environment.
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Barack obama is now saying we will have to keep 50,000, troops in iraq maybe indefinatly, did he lie about iraq to get elected, cause most sane people new that he couldnt pull out as quick as he "promised"( and he said he would pull all troops out)
Of course he lied. He didn't know enough to make the statement in the first place.
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What reasons can you think of that caused Adam Lambert to lose the American Idol final?
He didn't get enough votes??
There were close to 100 million votes cast. I'm sure there's more than five or six reasons. My daughter voter for Kris because Adam wore makeup and Kris didn't.
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New Zealand couple got 10 million NZdollar loan instead of 10k they requested. Cashed out & flew the coop! Would you? Your thoughts?
That's about 6 Million USD.
I would have told the bank about their mistake. Karma is a vengeful bitch. Plus, wherever you go you'll have to stay. You couldn't move around much at all.
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Who would win in a gang fight? The Wayans Brothers or The Baldwin Brothers?
The Baldwin Boys -- There are about 137 of them and most of them are big and stupid.
the Wayans brothers can hold their own, but are too skinny to last the duration
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Do you ever talk to the person peeing next to you in the public restroom?
No.
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Heard that almost 100 million voted for American Idol. Were you one of the voters?
I called on behalf of my 7 year old.
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Do u believe that wen a partner emails an escort askin 4 prices that he is cheating?
Not necessarily. It doesn't look good, though.
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If you had to change into another AB'er for just one day, who would you like to be?
SaraMonster -- I shouldn't have to explain why.
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Wife was offered job, 2 weeks into employment new manager gave her lesser position. head office were not aware and now manager has issued back dated contract for original position - should she sign?
It depends on two things:
1. What state do you live in? (The state employment laws may actually make this action illegal. Some states may not care since the employee has not signed anything yet. Technically, they are paying her, but she is not under contract.)
2. If she doesn't sign, does she lose the job? Is it this or nothing?
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I have a laptop at home that I hardly ever use (I dont have internet, mainly only use it to store pics and music). Is it better if I keep it plugged in at all times, or just plug it in when I need it (I heard it can hurt the battery) Any suggestions?
Once the battery is fully charged, it will stop accepting a charge. It won't harm the battery to keep it plugged in. (I am assuming the laptop is turned off.)
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Do you like prunes?
Don't you mean dried plums???
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Cracked rib over heart area with a cold- hurts like a bitch, 5-8 hour wait at hospital- worth it? or should I take advil/ tylenol and just tough it out?
You need x-rays. Tough it out. A broken rib can result in a punctured lung if not treated properly.
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People! Will you please stop naming your baby girls Payton? I don't want to be the new Pat.
I thought the girl version of the name was Peyton.
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In the nursery rhyme, whose tails did the farmers wife cut off?
Snoop Dogg would say the three blind mizz-ice.
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How likely is it that Paris Hilton will win the Nobel Peace Prize?
She's a prize piece, but I doubt she'll win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Although, if she flashed her boobs she could create a cease fire for a few minutes.
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Have you ever made love in a pool?
made love? No.
Had sex? Yes.
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He says I am a nasty girl. What is he trying to say to me? And why?
Does he say it with a smile on his face? That's the key. If the says it with disdain, then he doesn't like you.
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Do you pronounce Arkansas (Are-Kansas) or (Are-ken-saw)?
Are-ken-saw
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What do you like to add on your Cereal besides the normal Milk & Sugar?
i don't do the sugar, but I add fruit (bananas, raisins, blueberries, strawberries).
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How do the rich get richer?
Most millionaires are self made small business persons. They work about 60 - 70 hours a week and don't take vacations. They typically have employers working for them and they invest their profits well.
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How do I get my son to stop wearing a dog collar?
Put a leash on it when he is sleeping.
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Which Cereal do you like better? Cheerios? Special k? Or Corn Flakes?
Special K
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Why do those who disbelieve in global warming seem so adamant, unyielding and almost hostile in their beliefs?
Because of the pious "the debate is over" attitude from the global cooling apologists, I mean the GW apologists, I mean the climate change apologists. Wait, what year is it? The 70s and 80s it was cooling, 90s warming, now they don't know.
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Which song you feel especially sentimental about?
The Dance by Garth Brooks.
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Is having a one night stands bad?
It's up to you. They will wear on you after a while. If you're having a lot, then ask yourself why.
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WHOS BY PITTSBURGH IM WITH A FEW WITH A FINE GIRL AROUND 28-45
You're on AB asking for fine girls. If you could normally get fine girls, then you wouldn't have to beg.
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Ok so,theres a guy ive known for a week. ve slept wih him twice.he seemed keen to get to know my flatmates,hang out with me even when sex wasn't on the agenda.saw him last on Sat morning when he bought me breakfast.now he won't text me back.any advice?
don't obsess over it. Let it go until he calls you back. the term 'hit and quit it' comes to mind
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Where can I find a "fuck buddy" or a one night stand online? Which websites do you recommend?
craigslist.org
craig is responsible for millions of hook ups
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Do you see the (maybe mythical) colorful starburst when you celebrate/O/orgasm/cum/or whatever you would like to term it?
no, but i get leg cramps every now and again
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Do you grow any of your own food?
tomatoes.
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Do you think the credit card companies should be regulated so that they cannot charge such high interest rates? Why or why not?
No. They should not be regulated like that.
If people would quit defaulting on their damned credit cards, then the companies wouldn't HAVE to charge such high interest. The credit card issuers lose BILLIONS each year due to defaults.
The net effect is that those that need credit will now not be able to get it since the companies will decide not to take such high risks. High risks,...
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How does your occupation affect society?
I help banks determine their credit policy. For once in my career, they're listening.
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What is a food or recipe that would be eaten in Germany?
Schnitzel.
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Do you find being offensive fun?
Oh, heck yes. I call them social experiments or societal theater.
I love acting indignant for no good reason. You'd be surprised at how many times you get your way when you act offended for no good reason.
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If you couldn't live in the USA, what country would you live in?
Canadia
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A lot of people complain that the man doesn't get a choice when it comes to abortion. So, how do you feel when a woman decides to have an abortion she doesn't really want because the man feels it is best?
How many girls really get talked into killing their soon to be baby? Really?
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How do you feel about eating out a pussy after cumming inside of it?
I don't do it. It's not my thing.
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Just what should a man do if his woman will not give him oral sex, even after he has given her oral sex everytime?
Nothing. It's not her thing. Begging doesn't help.
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Have you ever cyberfucked another AB member?
I don't cyberkiss and tell.
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What's wrong with charity being limited to the people of one's own faith?
Charity is charity. I don't know of a religious charity that ONLY gives to those of their faith.
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Did your blow up doll run off with a pool toy?...how did it make you feel?
great line...
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When do you really get mad at yourself (if you do)?
When I fail to see the obvious and it comes around to bite me in the ass.
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Abortion: Should you need permission from the father?
Outside of a rape situation, I believe so. The trade off is that if I don't get a say so in the abortion, I don't have to pay for the kid if the mom and I aren't married and she wants to keep it.
The father is either completely responsible or not. Women can't have it both ways.
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Your boy/girl friend was caught kissing another person -they also happen to be drunk. Is this still cheating?
yes.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'dusty'?
The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes
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Besides Creedence Clearwater Revival, What else can CCR stand for? (Crappy Cooked Roast)
It's not funny, but Consumer Credit Report.
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If having a broomstick up your butthole is not torture, why can't lawyers 'interrogate' people in a courtroom that way?
Because I didn't shoot at US Armed Forces as an enemy combatant on foreign land.
Plus, that's the job of the police and not the lawyers.
http://www.pww.org/archives97/97-08-23-2.html
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "glory"?
The Oscar winning Civil War movie starring Denzel, Morgan Freeman, Cary Elwes, Andre Braugher and Matthew Broderick.
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Would you prefer all you bills be paid from your paycheck BEFORE you get it? Like the taxes that come from your check, what if your phone, cable, insurance, etc. came from each paycheck and you got the balance?
I wouldn't want my employer knowing my bills, so I would not participate. I do, however, have some bills paid for by my bank's billpay. It's like having it all taken from my paycheck. The amount of the bills are pulled out of my account the day I get paid.
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What's baking in the oven right now?
pizza dough
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Can one live off $18240 a year in northeast usa? (Salary would support 2 adults)
In a tent in the woods, yes.
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Do you own crystal wine/champagne glasses?
A whole set of wine glasses.
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Were your childs first words anything other than da da?
my daughter's first word was ca-ca -- she'd say it pointing to herself (her name is Catherine) -- we still call her Caca as a nickname
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What were the names of Captain Cook's ships?
Endeavour and Resolution
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What was Malcolm X's name at birth?
Malcolm Little
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What animal is the most common roadkill - skunks, raccoons, cats, or opossums?
squirrels, but from your list it is cats
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Quick answer: Who's prettier; Jessica Alba or Beyonce Knowles?
Jessica Alba, but it's damn close
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What does the number "3" tattoo on Johnny Depp's right hand represent?
He's a HUGE Dale Earnhardt fan.
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Is this a true statement? "When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!"
It's a stupid statement. If I were to say "When Daddy's not in a good mood, he makes everyone unhappy", you'd say that was wrong.
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Are you that heartless?
sometimes.
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What does it mean to be treated 'right'?
To be treated as you want to be treated.
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Have you ever seen the movie "Idiocracy" ? If so, could we really be taking that turn for the dumbing-down of society?
Idiocracy is a very good film. Judge has a point. It's a blend of people settling for less and the government and society giving the people what they want.
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I girl I am dating this coming weekend (5-23-09) told me, "By the way, I don't swallow on the first date." What kind of evening should I reasonably expect to have with her?
you don't expect anything
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What is your opinion on red wings?
i don't play when there's mud on the track.
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What is it about leather that makes us so crazy? :)
the texture and the smell
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Whats your favorite thing to have on toast? I love sour cherry jam mmmmm! (and I also love honey and peanut butter together but I think thats a pretty rare one!)
peanut butter when the bread is warm enough to melt the PB a little
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Do you prefer to sleep Naked or do you like your PJ's?
rarely
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Are you going to have sex tonight
nope.
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I have webcam sex with my husband who is deployed. I recently told my friend this and she was totally disgusted. IDK why! I was shocked. I think it keeps us "close" and not so sexually deprived. What are your feelings on it? Do you think its Disgusting?
You and your husband are keeping the home fires burning? You're not stepping out on him? He's not getting strange while deployed? Hmmm. Sounds disgusting to me. :)
Tell your friend that she doesn't have to approve of your actions with your husband and doesn't have to do it in her own personal life. Explain that there are things she does that you don't do either. What...
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Do you like watching your sex partner perform oral sex on you?
yep!
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Well i am 25 years old married woman , when i go for sex with my husband i always fantasiese that some one another man is humping me , is it normal or i am doing abnormal thing ? please answer my question Thanks .
It's normal if it's not done every time. If it is an every time event, then you need to figure out why you don't want to think of your husband.
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Whats sluttier? a girl who gets off on sucking random cock and guzzles cum all the time? a girl who takes it up the ass alot or a girl wholl fuck all the time? you cant say all or a combination. just pick one!
the random blow job girl
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Is Lady Ga-Ga a guy?
Nope.
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What is you're favorite item to stuff inside your body?
pizza.
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My gf has a really tight vagina and i can barley get it in, how can we fix this any advice would be great thanks
Assuming you're both normal sized, it'll just take time.
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Can you count on 2 hands how many people youve slept with or do you need your feet too?
I need a few people's fingers and toes as well.
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Would you consider as incest 2 people that meet, fall in love and then find out they are related?
It is incest, but they shouldn't feel bad about it. They didn't know. Now, if they continue the relationship after they learn they're related that's just sick.
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If you had been President Truman facing a decision between using the A bomb or ordering a ground invasion to defeat Japan, what would you have done?
As President, my job would be to protect American lives. I would have struggled with the choice, but come to the conclusion Truman did.
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What is the technical name for a fear of spiders?
My wife thinks its: "Eek! Eek! Kill it, kill it!!"
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Do you watch the show Breaking Bad?
Oh yeah!!! Malcom's dad is an awesome actor!!
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How can I help a homeless person get their life back on track? I don't have much money, but I at least have a roof over my head, and I feel bad for them
Most of the chronically homeless population are mentally ill. Be careful. I argue don't bring them into your own home. If you want to help, get them into a program. They need job skills and medical help. You don't want to take that on.
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What is the greatest party song of all time?
YMCA
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Why does Kate Gosselin need a bodyguard?
She a "celebrity" and going through scandal.
OR
Her husband thinks she's cheating and he wants to know if she's a skank or not.
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What should be the new minimum wage?
Zero -- The market should set the wage.
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What is the minimum about of sentences in a conclusion?
The conclusion should properly close out the thesis. About 5 sentences should get that done in the typical 5 paragraph, 3 argument paper.
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Is there a particular liquor that you just can't stomach?
Gin and Ouzo. I can drink everything else (and have).
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Do you know the preamble to the constitution of the United States?
Yep!
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I'm asking guys if they hate it if a girl has hair down there?
I prefer to know the woman went through puberty. Keep it nicely trimmed.
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Milk shake or malt?
Malts.
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Would you kick your 17 year old daughter out if you found out she was pregnant
nope
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What do you think about New Balance athletic shoes?
they're the only trainers i wear
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I'm dating a married man. i'm 24 and he's 48. he's been married 25 years. he says he loves me but he just can't afford the divorce. what should i do?
Keep screwing him. You deserve each other.
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Do you sometimes feel invisible in your family?
Yes. I once came home from college on a Friday afternoon. My parent's house was locked up. I went to my aunt's house only to find out my Dad had a massive heart attack Wednesday of that week and NO ONE CALLED ME!!!!
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Are you more loyal to the USA or mankind in general?
USA!! USA!! USA!!
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What do you think of prenuptial agreements?
I like to think of them as a check to make sure people are getting married for the right reasons?
I only like them when people protect the assets they had prior to the marriage. The pre-nup shouldn't limit 'during marriage' asset access upon divorce.
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Are you going to buy firecrackers? It is our Victoria weekend in Canada also known as fire cracker day. I know the Americans celebrate the 4th of July with fireworks. Do you plan on buying any fire crackers for either event?
Oh, hell yes. Independence Day is for blowing stuff up!
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Muhammad and Jesus who claimed to be Massiahs died ill, suffering and hoping against hope, Buddha announced his death and died without suffering, what does that say?
Buddha wasn't divine, Muhammad never claimed to be a Messiah and Jesus wasn't ill when he died he was beaten and hung on a cross. Jesus announced his death as well.
It says nothing.
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Who would you bitch slap: Sarah Palin or Nancy Pelosi?
Pelosi. I'd do other things to Palin. :)
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Do you know what I think God is going to say at judgementday?I sent someone who would cure cancer,aids and manymore of the diseases.BUT you aborted him/her.So don't blame God for mans evil ways.
To paraphrase Bon Jovi, You give Christians a bad name. And I say this as a Christian.
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ITunes question. How do you set to where each track will fade out into the next one when it's finished playing?
Edit > Preferences > Playback Tab > click the "Crossfade Songs" check box > slide the bar to determine the length of the fade in.
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Who is your favorite "one hit wonder" from the 90s?
I was a big Jane Child fan back in tha day. She's on my iPod today. "Don't Wanna Fall in Love" is the song.
A close second would be Dee Lite's "Groove Is in the Heart".
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Is the extreme right wing getting meaner and ruder overall or just certain individuals?
I am the extreme right wing and I only see a few people getting meaner. I also see the 'meanness' spectrum being balanced by the left.
If you want to read some vile writings, look back at the Palin comments from 2008. No other public figure, right or left, has gone through a smear campaign like that.
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Have credit cards helped or hurt our society? Or somewhere in between?
somewhere in between.
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Do you have a mentor? How did you choose one?
Choose a mentor for a specific area of your life (finances, career, being a better spouse, parent, etc.). One person may do a few things right, but interview and choose someone who is very good at something you need to get better at.
you need to meet with your mentor on a regular basis (monthly, bi-weekly, whatever) and have specific questions, goals or issues to discuss. There should be...
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MY DAYTIME RUNING LITES QUIT WORKING ON MY 2006 CHEVY EQUINOX
Look for a blown fuse.
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If health cares were free, will you see your doctors more often?
No.
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Why don't you just say what you mean to say?
I usually do. People don't always like it.
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Do you believe that Tammy Faye Bakker and Jerry Falwell are in Heaven? Why or why not? I don't think either one of them are, and if they are, then I sure as Hell don't want to go there, ever. A place with either one of them would NOT be "Heaven."
Then if you're given the option of heaven, decline it. You have free will. I think they are there.
How good do you have to be to get into heaven? What are the standards and who measures goodness?
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Will you be disappointed when you die and find out there's no god or afterlife?
How would I be? If there's no afterlife, I would just cease to exist so I wouldn't realize my disappointment.
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Would you consider getting the pill for your teenager daughter if she is still a virgin?
Only if it regulated her periods and it was a medical need.
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What food or drink do you associate with your home town?
barbecued pork and sweet tea
If you get to Middle Georgia, this is the place to go. There's a reason they sell XXXL t-shirts.
http://www.freshairbarbecue.com/
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So if we either go to Heaven or Hell when we die,then why do we cry when someone die,if we're going to Heaven?If we're going to Heaven then we're going to see them again.This question is only for people who believe in the afterlife.
We cry because we miss them. It's a natural feeling. We are comforted by knowing where the dead are after they die.
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Change your _________ regularly. What word (s) can you use in the blank to complete the thought?
government representative
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Was Jesus the son of God?
According to my Bible, yes.
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Does anyone know of a magic spell or ritual for a new apartment?
No, but here is a website where you can buy a spell.
http://www.witch-lovespells.com/house_protection.html
And they laughed at the Catholics for selling indulgences.
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What is your core value?
My core value is liberty.
Liberty - a condition in which an individual has the right to act according to his or her own will.
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How come when you're in a store or a restaurant. people think they have the right to let their children mess with everything as if they own it?
Because ownership and/or management is too chickenshit to ban the parents and kids from the store. You start banning bad parents and people will straighten their shit out.
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Should i be mad if the guy that got my only daughter pregnant was 18 and she is 13?
I'd be angry. One of us would be in jail -- him for statutory rape or me for attempted murder (I'm assuming the 18 year old could outrun a 38 year old).
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Is Israel really a holy land?
Yes. The land of milk and honey.
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What do you consider the most sacred place?
The bathroom. No bothering me in the bathroom. It is the most private of places, thus the most sacred.
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In your opinion what would be better,a three-way relationship or a four-way relationship and why?
Three. Keep the group as small as possible to prevent cliques within the group or couplings.
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Have you ever fallen to sleep during a meeting at work or school?
Like most first year teachers, I stayed sick during the year and ran out of sick days by the end of the year. One day, running a fever and being near death I fell asleep during my last class with about 15 minutes to go. The kids felt bad for me, so when the bell rang they turned out the lights and put a jacket under my head so I'd be more comfortable.
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What do most of your fantasies involve?
They all involve me. Everything else changes based on mood, type of alcohol and whether Scarlett Johansson has returned my phone calls.
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Ring of Fire. Adam Lambert or Johnny Cash?
You're kidding, right? Lambert hasn't earned the right to sniff Cash's jock yet. Give him about 40 years and then we'll see.
Johnny Cash is a f***ing genius. Lambert has a fan base of 14 year old girls that haven't yet realized he will NEVER sleep with any of them.
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Are you making use of your college degree?
Everyday!
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Would you like to work for the United Nations?
Sure. Apparently you don't have to be good at your job, you can steal at will and remain employed and find work for your shiftless family members.
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. True or False?
False. Perception is truth these days.
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Do you believe in a shared human unconscious ("collective unconscious")?
Yes. It is called 'a priori' knowledge. I believe it to be the imprint of God.
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Is Brooke Shields still looking good?
yes. she's evolved her look as she's gotten older, but she's still beautiful.
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When you have a friend who is terminal ill and wants to end it through euthanasia, would you support him or try to talk him out of it?
I wouldn't pull the trigger but I'd put the loaded gun in his hand. It's his choice to end his life so it will be his responsibility. I'll give him the morphine, but he'll press the button.
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Do you fix or throw it away and buy a new one or do without?
Most things these days, I throw it away and buy a new one.
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Do you use a Panini Press?
No. I use a brick wrapped in foil. You don't get the grill marks, but it's a cheap substitute.
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My grandparents are Chinese Buddhists. My mother is a Christian. My grandparents are the most humble and peaceful people you could ever meet, yet my mother's faith says the will go to hell if they don't accept Jesus? Isn't that a little hard to believe?
The rules of the Christian religion state that only those that believe that Jesus is the Son of God will get into heaven. Good doesn't get you into heaven. How good is good enough? Who sets the standard for good and not-good? The Christian standard is more clear and defined.
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Who is Vince Flynn?
an author
http://www.vinceflynn.com/
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Where and how did you meet your best friend?
I met him at church.
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On your dry toast, do you prefer Butter or Margarine? Why? Health reasons? Taste? Watching your weight?
Real butter. I don't use a lot of it, so when I do i prefer the real butter taste and the lack of man-made chemicals. Plus, I like my dairy to need refrigeration. Most margarines do not and that bothers me.
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Should Michael Vick be allowed to play in the NFL again?
yes.
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How do you feel about labor unions?
They served their purpose in the first half of the century, but now serve their own agenda and not the employees. They need to go away.
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New York Passes Gay Marriage Bill: Are you happy?
No. Marriage is not a right.
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Have you ever seen two women having a physical fight?
Yes. I broke up a few good girl fights as a high school teacher. Girls fight dirty. I've seen heads slammed in lockers and clumps of hair pulled out (and not extensions, real hair).
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Is Bernie Madoff a reflection of American greed? (kind of like the picture of Dorian Gray)
Is greed uniquely American these days? didn't know that...
It is uniquely criminal, but his actions and customers were international in scope.
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What are some things that were accidentally discovered?
microwaves to heat food
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Do you like barebacking?
I prefer it, but don't mind keeping safe.
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Would you consider Greg Maddux the best pitcher of the past 25 years?
Yes. With Roger Clemons being a 'roid head, you've got to go with Mad Dog.
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I got my tragus pierced a week ago but now its swollen and abnormally painful theres no redness or leakage it just really hurts. I've been cleaning it with savlon spray like i was told too. Is it infected?
Swelling is your body's way of saying something's wrong. It might be infected, but please SEE YOUR DOCTOR.
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KFC Grilled Chicken: For all the people that have tried it how do you like it?
I liked it a lot. Very tasty.
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How did you get one of your scars?
falling off the roof
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What is the deal with the gas prices going back up? I am in Lafayette IN and it is $2.39 a gallon here.
Summertime -- this has been happening for decades
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Grab the remote, turn to channel 32, what show is on?
nothing
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What word(s) would you like to hear less often?
bailout
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I hate that stupid star that Converse now puts on their shoes. In fact, I just bought two pairs of "fake" All Stars to NOT have that stupid star on the side. Am I alone in hating that Converse star on my Converse All Star sneakers?
Yes. You are alone. The Star on the Chuck's All Stars are an American icon.
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Do you believe that attacking Iraq and having used "enhanced interrogation" decreased or increased the likelihood of another terrorist attack on US soil?
Neither. The Islamic militants want to kill us regardless of what we do. That is what the West doesn't understand. Our mere presence in the world is what offends them, not what we do TO them. If we drew the world in half and put the militant Muslims in one half and everyone else in the other and equally shared all of the raw materials and NEVER interfered with them, they would still seek...
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Did Wanda Sykes go too far when she was making fun of Rush Limbaugh, or did she hit the nail on the head?
Using the liberal standards when conservatives say stuff like that, yes she went too far.
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What are some good volumizing shampoos for fine, thin hair?
I have fine and thinning hair. I used 'Big, Sexy Hair' this weekend and it gave my hair body and covered up the thinning spots.
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Who would win? The Karate Kid or Doogie Howser?
Doogie!!!
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Golfers...you are an 18 HC and you get a stroke per hole. You get to play Tiger. Can you beat him?
If we play my home track and he plays blind and from his knees (including walking the course), I MIGHT beat him.
He could wreck an average country club course. I play the Atlanta Athletic Club on occassion and shoot in the 90s. I played it when it was cut for the 2001 PGA Championship and shot in the 110s (117, if remember correctly).
Tiger's rounds on the same course were: 73-67-69-70.
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What do you have with your ice cold beer?
A beer with a beer chaser is good.
I like anything in the chip/pretzel/pizza family with beer.
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Did man really go to the moon?
Yes.
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How many men have most 25 years olds slept with?
I hadn't slept with any men by age 25. In fact, that number is still 0.
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Are you a slut before or after?
Before. the slut is always in the mind.
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If a guy and a girl both go out looking for a one night stand, who is more likely to succeed?
the girl
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What conditions create a risk for a landslide to occur?
is the paper on landslides due first period Monday?
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Do you care if a politician smoked marijuana when he or she was young?
No, but I care if he or she lies about it.
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What's another name for a hooker with no legs?
A nightcrawler
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Would you have sex with someone if you knew you could not see their face but they had a body you were atttacted to? and then if you saw their face and thought... yuck?
I've done that. I met a girl at a field keg party. It was dark, she was fun. The next morning it was light and she was fugly. She was good at what she did, though.
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Girls: are you dominant or submissive?
Dominant. I don't do sub well at all.
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Oral sex - would you rather be giver or receiver...or 69?
I'm not that picky. AS long as everyone's happy before playtime is over...
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Men did a woman ever hurt you during oral sex or intercourse?
Yes. On one occassion I had to get scratches on my back looked at by a doctor.
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Do you actually enjoy giving oral sex or do you just go throught the motions?
I actually enjoy it.
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Is black pussy better than white pussy?
No. It's up to the woman, not the pigment. It's all pink on the inside.
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Guys, what would you think if you're fingering a girl and she's biting your shoulders? would you be like "wtf?" or what would you think?
I'd think I was doing it right.
Here's some advice: ASK HER WHY SHE DID IT!!! Communication is critical to a good sex life.
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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will spend 30 minutes looking for a golf ball.
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What do you know about Europeans' impact on Native Americans? (positive or negative)
pretty damn negative
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Do you think a set speeding ticket price is fair? Or do you think the price of the ticket should depend on your income?
the amount of the fine should be determined by the rate of speed over the limit
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What happens if I can't afford to pay a speeding ticket? Yes, I know I shouldn't have been speeding, so spare me the lectures.
Everyone speeds. Speed doesn't kill. Driving too fast for conditions kills, not speeding. I am sympathetic to your case.
You're in California. You can argue the ticket via the mail in writing. Most of the time the cop wont' take the time to respond (they don't get paid to write out the responses and even if they have a little time, they'll spend their real time on...
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'Wizard of Oz' Munchkin Mickey Carroll died yesterday at the age of 89. As a child, did you find the 'Wizard of Oz' to be scary or not?
Scary as hell. The flying monkeys creep me out. To this day I don't watch it. My 7 year old wanted to watch it, so we let her. She wanted to watch it with me and I said no. She loves the movie and thinks I'm silly. Yeah, her mother didn't force her to watch it every frickin' time it came on tv knowing that it scared the hell out of her, that's why she isn't freaked...
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Would you pay for online news stories?
No. People pay for the WSJ because it is important for their job or their company pays for it. Regular users are not going to pay for daily news feeds.
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Are you a good citizen? In what way?
I pay a shitload of money in taxes. Biden says that means I'm patriotic.
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What is the most common subject in guy talk?
The best place to get our nails done, what is the best color that matches our eyes, etc.
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Is it ok to never forgive your parents for destroying your childhood?
No. You forgive people for you, not them. If you ever want to move on, you have to forgive the offending party. You don't have to make amends, or make them feel better about what they did or even tell them that you forgave them.
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Why is FoxNews.com a threat to national security?
I think you're reaching on this one.
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Who would like to congratulate keithold on achieving Genius status?
whoo hoo!!!!
good work, my aussie friend
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Can Barcelona win the Champions League in 2009?
Most likely, yes.
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Have you heard of a bandicoot?
http://village.crashbandicoot.com/splash/
Yes. I only learned about them through the Crash Bandicoot game.
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My sister died last night. Suicide we think. How should I feel? I just feel numb and can't seem to get a grip on the reality of the situation. She was only 49 and i just feel so sad. Can anyone identify with me?
Sorry to hear it. Mourn and cry. The immediate sadness needs to work its way out before the reconciliation comes. Being numb is a way for the body and mind to protect itself, so try not to be numb. Be sad
I can't identify exactly, but I've lost friends to suicide. It is not something you can ever comprehend. So don't try. Try to find out what led her to that choice, but...
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Should men be allowed to have more than one wife?
No, but at this moment the ACLU is suing for you to have that right.
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Have you ever been the victim of a drive-by hooter flashing?
Yes. It was a few years back. I was driving home from Florida. Several young women (I'm praying they were over 18) decided to flash me. It was horrible.
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Besides President Nixon, name someone or something Archie Bunker liked?
Kelcy's Bar
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When do you have to renew your driver license?
2013
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What is something that is picked?
your nose
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What is the biggest truth of this world?
No matter what you say, there is someone out there that disagrees with you.
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When was the last time you feasted on french fries?
About a month. I got the chili cheese fries from Checkers. It's horrible for you, but sooooo good.
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When was the last time you purchased an Icecream from an Icecream truck?
Last summer.
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First kiss: Tongue or no Tongue?
no tongue for a first kiss.
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If your friend fainted and stopped breathing would u know what to do?
yes.
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Do you eat just the muffin top?
No, but it is the best part.
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If you were being bid on, with the bidding starting at $1, how much do you think you'd go for?
Bidding would top out at $1.75.
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What is your favorite cooking knife? (Brand and style)
I have a set of Cutco knives that I just love.
http://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?itemGroup=1945
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How was your first year of marriage? I've been married 6 months and it is so hard, all we do is argue over simple things. Will it get better?
I've heard you'll argue or screw more in the first year than you will in the rest of your marriage.
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Is your work or school doing anything special for Cinco De Mayo tomorrow? My school is having a guest speaker and then basically a Mexican potluck feast.
We do cocktails in the lounge.
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Do you think the police should be armed?
Yep.
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If you lived in a house that was totally private would you still close the curtains at night?
Yes. I am very paranoid.
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When you first started listening to music was it on a record player, 8 track tape player, cassette player, CD player or MP3?
LPs and 8 tracks
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Is the Coldplay song 'Vida La Vida' a ripoff of Cat Stevens' 'Foreigner Suite'?
I thought it was ripped off from Joe Satriani.
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Ive never...done the dirty deed...and i am 17. My boyfriend tells me i need to grow up and start doing it. Do you agree?
tell your bpyfriend to go f*** himself -- don't do ANYTHING because of pressure or demands
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Doesn't God exist just for the losers?
That's almost what He said, yes. Now we just have to define winners and losers...
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Why is abortion an ethical and moral issue?
According to the US Supreme Court it is a privacy issue.
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If you could pick one historical title (such as Holy Roman Emperor, Shogun, Khan, etc), which would you be known as?
Caesar
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What things are best boiled?
bagels
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Is 30Rock a good show?
it's one of the best comedies on tv
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Do you ever watch TV and know you need the restroom but you put it off until the next commercial even though you have a DVR or something like that which can pause the show?
No way. DVR is the best friend my bladder ever had.
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I am currently on Prozac, and would like to switch to Wellbutrin. Do I have to stop taking prozac for awhile before I start Wellbutrin, or can I just stop one and start the other right away.
Prozac deals with the anxiety and Wellbutrin acts on the depression. If you are switching, you need to follow your doctor's orders. Don't listen to what any AB'er tells you unless they happen to be your doctor.
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How do YOU do long division?
i use excel when i can't do it in my head
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What was a major news story the year you graduated from High School? Or would have graduated?
http://www.inthe80s.com/time1988.shtml
Pan Am Flight 103 explodes over Lockerbie, Scotland
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Would you sleep out for a night in winter to raise awareness of homelessness?
I spent three days on the Atlanta streets as a "homeless" person. It was an eye opening experience.
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What time were you born?
7:44 AM
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Would you sign for your 17 year old daughter to get married? Why or why not?
Nope. Too young.
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He says that I'm beautiful, smart, witty, down-to-earth and that I drive him absolutely wild in bed. But he doesn't want to be with me because he claims he just didn't feel the 'spark'. Guys' views on this?
I get it. You don't curl his toes. Don't take it personally. If you are all those things, then you'll find someone else.
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Would you rather have Gilbert Gotfried or Pee Wee Herman for a brother-in-law?
Gilbert Gotfried
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Why do you go to Disneyland?
Is it really Worth The trip?
Most parents go to watch their kids. When the cartoon world becomes real to them, it's amazing. Disney is pure joy. It's very much worth the trip.
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Mmm..Do you also like mangoes...?
mangoes rock
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Are we all being Brainwashed...?
yep!!
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Have you ever gotten a bad hair cut? Did you pay, did you tell you liked it when you didn't, or did you decide not to pay? What was your overall reaction?
Yes. In college, I didn't have money for a haircut so I went to a cosmetology school. It was free and it was awful. I ended up just getting a buzz cut.
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Have you ever checked the phone book in a hotel to see if anyone with your name is in town?
There is ALWAYS someone with my name when I travel.
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Working in a Federal Facility, can a supervisor tell you, you cannot read a pocket bible at your desk, usually its just verses from Psalms or Proverbs especially when working in a hostile work environment based on harrassment.
You can read whatever you want at break or lunch. He/She can tell you what to do when 'on the clock'.
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What would you classify yourself as? dumb, average, smart, or genius?
genius
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Have you ever slept with your girl friends mother...or visa versa?
No, but I saw a girl friend's mom naked. Hubba hubba!
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Have you ever given your mobile number out over the internet?
Yes. All the time.
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What are your thoughts on people who use their tea bags twice for different cups? Do you do it? How often? Do you see something wrong?
Who are these tea bagging bastards? How dare they use their bags twice!
I don't do it, but I'll rarely have more than one cup of tea in a sitting.
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Could you drink a bottle of red wine and still stand up straight?
sure
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Have you heard about the Learn and Serve America program - linking classroom learning with service oriented volunteering in a community? What do you think?
I think school programs that make it mandatory that children complete community service hours are equivalent to forced work or slavery.
American public schools can barely get a freshman to graduate these days, why don't schools focus on reading and writing. Plus, there's not enough time int he day for arts and music, but we can volunteer? Puh-leez.
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Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann?
Sarah Palin
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Are you merciful or merciless?
i am mercy neutral.
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If you lived in an apt/condo, would you rather stay downstairs or would you rather stay on the upper floor where no one lived above you? why, and how much would you have to be paid to change your answer?
i don't want to walk up a full flight of stairs to get to my front door. I'll stay on the ground.
the difference in rent would have to be significant for me to change.
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Do your initials spell a word or an acronym? Could you make up an acronym for your initials?
they don't make a word, but if you sound it out it sounds like dicks. It used to get me in trouble at arcades when i put my initials as top score.
DKS
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Sean Penn will be playing Larry in The Three Stooges movie. Is this bizarre casting or perfect casting or what is it?
He's a liberal nutjob, but a gifted actor. I'd like to see what he does with the role. I think he'll pull it off.
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Can I use force to stop a break-in at my neighbor's home?
Yes. You are protecting your neighbors. In some states you can use extreme force to protect property as well.
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When you make your own salad at the salad bar in a store do you just make it a salad or do you add other things like pasta and such to get your money's worth?
I add as many garbanzo beans (chickpeas) as I can to the plate. Then I add oil and some pepper and mash them with a fork to make some hummus on the fly.
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Do you have stages in your friendships?
I have "inside the circle", "outside the circle" and "periphery".
Those inside the circle know everything, those outside know what they see and what i tell them while those on the periphery know only what I show them.
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Am I the only one on Answerbag who is wondering where the heck Jason Castro's debut CD is!?
Yes.
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What was the last drug you took legal or illegal?
tylenol
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If you could be one person, god, creature, etc from mythology, who would you choose?
Dionysus (aka Bacchus)
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To all married men. (if you are single pretend you are married for this question) If you could get laid by one of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and your wife would NEVER find out, would you? Would your heart and mind say it was ok?
I would not. I'd know I cheated.
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What factors effect some women to be able to leave abusive relationships yet some women will stay thinking he will change?
"love"
they think the bastard will actually change
fear
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Have you bought anything lately that now, if you could return it, you would? what?
I bought a tie because a friend liked it. It's an ugly damn tie.
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When raising the hp of a car is it better to lower the weight or make it heavier?
It all depends on what you intend to do with the horsepower.
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What's the easiest way to catch a Fraggle? The little rodents are always stealing radishes out of my garden!
What is needed is a shotgun and a tripwire.
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Is gay marriage becoming more popular?
Next is gay divorce.
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I have to do the NC Graduation Project. The topic I came up with is "The Growth and Development of Raleigh, NC." My teacher says my topic has to be in question form. Any suggestions on how to make this topic into a question?
How has Raleigh, NC grown and developed since ___ (inert a date here)?
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What five songs you will never erase from your I-pod (MP3) player?
Tricky by Run-DMC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C2b8XWJnfE
You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC
Paradise City by GnR
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) by Journey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQbZRMLKozk
Girls Gone Wild by Ludacris
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If it was the middle of the night, you lived in a suburban neighborhood, and you got locked outside completely naked, what would you do?
I'd use my deck furniture seat cushions to cover myself then walk to my neighbor's house. She has a key to my house. I'd wake her and tell her I owed her dinner for waking her.
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What is a fact you can tell me about Elton John?
Reginald Kenneth Dwight is a gay homosexual living in the best city on the planet, Atlanta, GA!!
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What is a fact you can tell me about Princess Diana?
She be dead.
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Is it a good thing when a guy smiles when you say you want him to be your first?
What else is he going to do? Get upset that you want to screw him?
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I masterbate in a very particular way, on my front, hands free, kees up slightly, and shake myself whilst clenching my clit and holding my breath, i find it very easy to orgasm like this but impossible to orgasm in any other way! and nether can any man!
Thanks for the info. It'll come in handy the next time I'm trying to get you off, but where's the question?
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If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?
And why are they infatuated with studying our anal cavity?
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Do you use your cell phone every day?
Heck yeah!
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Let's have a sleep over tonight in your tree house. What should I bring with me?
You bring the stuff to make the s'mores and I'll supply the keg.
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It fell on the floor. Now what do you do?
5 second rule applies to all things.
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How long is the life expectancy of a hippo?
30 year average
49 - oldest known hippo
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Does anybody else find it striking that so many people are running from Christianity, eager to trash its doctrines and followers, and so willing to defend ANY other belief? What do you think are the implications or consequences of this?
Can you site the mass exodus of Christianity?
I think the media is on the side of non-Christianity and therefore you hear more of the anti-Christian-speak than is represented in normal society.
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If a pitcher is allowed 6 innings a week and pitches 1/3 (or 1 out) on Wednesday and retuns to mound on Thursday of same week is he still elligable to pitch the remaining 5 2/3 innings this being Jr high Baseball played in Arizona.
He should be able to pitch in the second game. Are there limits around appearances? In other words, the pitcher faces 3 batters without getting an out is that considered in his innings usage?
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If you were a character from any animated series who would you be and which character would you want to date?
I'd be Batman and I'd date Wonder Woman or Josie from Josie and the Pussycats.
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Do some people just have no imagination when it comes to pick up lines?
Yeah. They're called people with dates. Pick up lines don't work.
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Off the top of your head, do you know what your State Bird is?
Brown Thrasher
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Can bacon cure anything?
hunger
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So what's your view on water boarding? Do we follow Geneva convention only when it's convinient? How would we feel if it was done to American soldiers?
Water boarding saved Los Angeles from a 911 style attack. I'm all for it.
The Geneva Convention doesn't cover non-combatants.
American soldiers and citizens are killed by our enemies. They don't stop at torture. I'm sure if you could ask the soldiers killed, they wouldn't mind JUST waterboarding. We don't cut or electrocute our prisoners. Don't buy the...
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Why are Republicans running to the Democratic party after only 100 days of Obama (who, FYI, is a Democrat)?
One RINO does not a trend make.
Specter ran away because of a blend of the following reasons:
1) He is predicted to get defeated in the 2010 Republican primaries.
2) He is more liberal than the Penn. Republicans want him to be and the conservative groups in Penn. started pulling their campaign money from him.
3) The Dems offered a nice package so he can retain his power and seats in...
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What constitutes a "balk" in baseball?
From wikipedia -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balk
Balkable actions
With a runner on base and the pitcher on or astride the rubber, it is a balk[2] when the pitcher:
* switches his pitching stance from the windup position to the set position (or vice versa) without properly disengaging the rubber;
* when going from the stretch to the set position, fails to make a complete...
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Do you know any hermaphrodites?
I had a pet worm when I was a child.
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Obama's first 100 days.... How would you rate it? A, B, C, D or F? Why?
Several grades:
A - for Another trip Abroad
B - for Bowing to the sheik
C - for making Community organizing a government position
D - for Deficits
F - for trying to Federalize everything
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Besides denying global warming, what other crazy beliefs will get you a Republican job?
Paying their taxes BEFORE they are appointed to a government post?
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If you could have prevented any single fashion trend from ever happening, what would you have stopped?
Parachute pants
http://www.liketotally80s.com/parachute-pants.html
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Why do you have to pay your garbageman to pick up your recycling, when he sells it for a profit?
that is the exact reason I don't recycle through my waste management company
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Have you ever tipped a cow?
Yep!
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Do you have a special philosophy that you think might help others to have a happier life? Once I've heard some of yours I'll share one of mine.
Yes.
You can't get upset at someone when they act out of character. If a complete jerk is a jerk to you, then why are you upset? You knew he was a jerk. What's the surprise?
When someone acts within character you should never be surprised. And you shouldn't punish people for acting within themselves. Dogs bark - that's what they do.
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Have you ever seen an historical town? If so where?
I've visited colonial Williamsburg, VA.
http://www.williamsburg.com/
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Why has Michael Jackson's skin colour changed over the years?
What? Is he becoming black?
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How long has it been since you last went to have a blood test?
7 months
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Did Obama get his first "Oops" in office by authorizing the Air Force One flyover and pissing off half of New York?
First? No. It wasn't his first, but it was a screw-up. It was like authorizing a scary clown to wake your child. They had to think people would be freaked out.
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Which person, zombified, would you least like to be eaten alive by?
Jessica Alba -- it'd be too bittersweet
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Did you know that if a Wal-Mart employee even just uses the word "union", they could get fired? I was told this in a meeting by the store managar at my job about almost a week ago.
Doesn't surprise me. If you don't like don't support them. It's a free market.
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I'm 17 and moving out in a few months, but my mom still treats me like i'm 5. i feel suffocated and i'm sick of her controlling my life. how can i get her to back off and treat me like an adult?
She won't stop. She's your mother. Wait until you move out, then you'll have your freedom.
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I love watching House. I find it delicious, but it brought up a question for me. In your opinion, is House a racist? I don't think so, as it appears that he says what he does simply to elicit a response. What do you think...racist or just a big jerk? Why?
Big jerk. He treats everyone in an equally shitty way.
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What are some methods to control stress that I can use while at work?
Stretching. It gets the blood moving.
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Is it true that in the Baptist religion once you are married that you can't use any form of birth control?
i was never told that.
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I absolutely LOVE singing. It makes me really happy. The thing is, I'm a really bad singer. I know I can't sing, but I do really enjoy it. My roommates are always telling me to stop. Do you think I should still be allowed to sing?
It's not how you sing it's WHY you sing. If singing makes you happy do it loudly and do it often!!
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Do you remember animated shows: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", "Johnny Quest", "Masters of the Universe" or "Speed Racer"? Good, bad or indifferent?
yes to all of them
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My x boyfriend, who has tempory custody of our 1 year old son had the child baptized a couple of weeks ago with out my knowledge or apporval. Did he and his family have the right to do so?
There is no 'right' involved here other than the right to raise your child as you desire. So, yes. He has a right to get his son baptized even without your permission.
The kid is one. Even if one parent had the child baptized doesn't mean you're now forced to raise the child in that church.
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Americans: Does it make you mad when foreigners think they can tell us how to run our country?
Not really. We do it to them all the time.
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Men...you give your left nut for....?
One night with any two of the following:
Jessica Alba
Scarlett Johansson
Molly Simms
Jennifer Anniston
Selma Hayak
Tina Fey
Britney Spears
Elisha Cuthbert
Meghan Fox
Eliza Dushku
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Do you live near a rIver a lake or the ocean?
A river. The Chattahoochee.
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CAN 2 COUSINS GO OUT WITH EACH OTHER???HIS MUM AND HER MUM ARE BOTH SISTERS?
You can go out, just don't do anything sexual.
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My new girlfriend just told me she has herpes. She did tell me before we got too intimate. If we continue to progress physically I will most likely get it. I am torn. In the words of the old song should I stay or should I go?
Go. There is no cure. You have to ask yourself if you want to have herpes the rest of your life.
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Have you ever had to give up something you really loved, for health reasons?
I had to quit pitching (baseball) because of a series of wrist injuries.
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Why are women paid much lesser than men?
Because of the jobs they take and the work patterns they display.
It is not systemic sexism, though. Read this article for clarity.
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What do you think of 'rebelling against authority' (good, bad, depends)?
I think Jefferson had it right: “Every generation needs a new revolution.”
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Do you think suffering is always a bad thing?
No. I live by Proverbs 20:30.
Blows and wounds cleanse away evil, and beatings purge the inmost being.
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Visiting team is down by a run.Pitcher leaves with 2out 2on.New pitcher gives up 2hits.2score.
He is by definition in-effective.Team retakes lead
in next inning which is saved by new pitcher.
who gets the win?
The 2 hit 2 score pitcher is the pitcher of record when the winning run was scored. The scorer probably gives the win to him and the save to the closer.
A Braves pitcher the other day won a game by throwing one pitch to close an inning and shut down a rally. Was he the most effective pitcher in the game? No. Was he in the right place at the right time? Yes.
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Do you consider yourself to be a flashy or a conservative dresser most of the time?
I have the dorky white boy look, khakis and button up, down pat.
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What comes to mind when you think of " get hammered "
Jager bombs
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Where you ever a "greaser"?
Nope.
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Judgment Day is here for the world..there is just one criterion, only one. How well did you treat your fellow human being? That's it. Not just those with whom you agreed, or those you liked, or those who looked like you..but everyone. How will you do?
What's the scale? How good is good enough? Who is the judge? What are their standards? How high or low is the bar set?
I think I'm good enough, but Ghandi would have me beat in 'goodness' contest and Mother Teresa would kick my ass.
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If God gave humans the ability to question, does that mean God wants us to question Its existence?
Sure, but he also has given us lots of evidence to his presence. We tend to outsmart ourselves in that arena.
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What was your punishment as a child? (naughty step, smacked bum etc..)
A swift and painful smack to the ass with a hand. Every now and then dad would break out the white disco belt and wear me out with it.
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Mr. T or Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris.
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What would you do if you were god for a day?
I would randomly heal the deathly ill. It would be so random and infrequent that believers would have their beliefs reinforced and non-believers would start to doubt their position.
That, or speak to the world in a loud and booming voice making non-believers crap themselves as I laugh. God loves practical jokes.
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Do you remember Slim Good Body?
That guy creeped me out as a kid. I think it was the white guy 'fro that did it.
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If you meet an old friend and they say at the end of the visit "do drop in anytime" would you take them up on their offer? Do you think such offers are usually genuinely meant or just said for something to say?
I think the offer is usually genuine. I tend to take people at their word on things like that.
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Why is the perfect being God punishing the whole human race for what Adam and Eve done?
I don't know. If you're sin free, ask him why he treats you differently than me.
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Adolf Hitlers paintings were sold at auction this week. They brought in over $100,000. Would you hang a painting done by Hilter in your living room if it were given to you as a gift?
I couldn't have anything related to evil like that in my house. If it were gifted to me, I would make sure I rightfully owned it. Upon confirmation of ownership, I would invite Jewish community leaders to my house and let them burn it while we toasted the millions lost in the Holocaust.
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Is eating pork safe given concerns over swine flu?
This outbreak seems to have originated in Mexico. I know the US Pork board has said that pork is safe (what else would they say?), but I don't NEED to each bacon or pork chops anytime soon so I'll pass.
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Why are people racist? What did someone do so wrong to make a human hate everyone in a particular race?
That's the point. MOST people branded a racist aren't racists at all. They are bigots. There is a huge difference.
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My dog has suddenly become paralized from her waiste down. She can't move, sits in her pee and poop and cries all day. The doctor can't find anything wrong that he can fix. We will have to put her down today. I am so upset. Who else had to go thru this?
I put down my Dalmatian, Jake, three years ago. I'm still not over it. I know just how you feel.
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Have you ever been watching a TV show and when a commercial came on, you forgot what you were watching?
Yes. It's truly sad isn't it. The show was so unimpressive we forgot the details of the show within 30 seconds.
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The other day I noticed my left breast was almost a full cupsize bigger. Im only 17 and on the pill. Ive checked for lumps but thers nothing there. Why is this happening? :(
Wow. You're half pregnant!
You're OK. If you're worried about your breasts, see a physician. Or see any 17 year old boy - they'd be happy to feel them, look at them and tell you that they're perfect in every way.
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"We could be witnessing the beginning of a global catastrophe that could kill tens or even hundreds of millions." Expert comment about SWINE FLU. Do you think Swine Flu could be any worse than Avian flu or SAARS?
All hype. The WHO throws the word 'pandemic' around too much these days.
If you're in good general health you won't die from this. If you notice flu symptoms get to a doctor and for goodness sake don't go to work. There is a vaccine. The US has already mobilized the delivery of the vaccine.
The CDC kicks ass:
"The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention...
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Think Swine Flu will wipe out a significant portion of the US population?
No. We're paranoid enough and in good general health. If it gets into a nursing home it may kill some people,, but the American health system is quick to respond to outbreaks like this.
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I am looking for contact information of people in different departments in the same company. Is there any business directory that can provide more than one contact info for a company?
Hoovers does, but it is pay site and won't have middle managers, just C- and EVP level names.
If it is a publicly traded company, you can review their 10-k report.
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Who is 2009 NFL's Mr. Irrelevant and how do you pronounce his surname?
Ryan Succop, a very good kicker from the University of South Carolina.
pronounced: Suck-up
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What's your favorite Dan Quail quote?
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
Dan Quayle, 9/15/88
lots more here:
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Quayle/
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Do you like to make your own Chili or do you eat it out of a can?
I make my own.
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Do you have faith in the govt. to provide health care efficiently in the US?
no. I have no faith whatsoever.
Ask yourself this: What has the government ever made MORE efficient? Where are they a model for efficiencies?
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Parents, have you ever thought while raising young children that they may not like you as adults?
Yes I have. I don't care. As children, they will act as I tell them.
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How does your mind work?
slowly if you ask others
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Do you feel for pigs, who are killed for our breakfast?
Not at all.
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What is the shortest flight that you have taken?
i was once booked on a flight from Milwaukee to Chicago's O'Hare Airport then to Atlanta.
Milwaukee to O'Hare is 73 miles.
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Are there social cliques beyond high school?
yep!
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How rare are no-hitters in baseball?
There are only about 1 or 2 a season. There are 2,430 games played in a season ((30 teams * 162 games)/2).
There have been 257 in total.
So it is about 1 in a thousand.
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Should the US Post Office issue Simpsons stamps?
It's one of the longest running TV shows in US history, it's a cultural icon and happens to be funny as hell. Yes!!!
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Can Senior citizens move to Australia?
No. The government of Australia hates the elderly. In fact, Australia has even started to kills those current citizens 90 and over. Next year they will start killing those over 75.
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What breed of dog, will you absolutely not have as a pet?
Pit Bull, Rottie or Belgium Shepard
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What will Bea Arthur be best remembered for?
History will say Maude, but TV fans will say Dorothy from Golden Girls.
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31 yr son divorce after 6 mon has house work hard to get they argue a lot advised on prenup now her mom treat to ruin him not have her go away with nothing she filed for restraining order saying afraid he hurt her he loves her & never hurt her
literal nonsense.
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For American workers, given the choice you already have, would you rather pay to work in a for a union shop, or keep your earned money and work for an independent shop?
Independent shop. I'll negotiate my own contract, thank you. I know I have my interests at heart, the union has their own interests.
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Did you ever cut up and fold brown paper bags (or something else?) to make protective book covers for your schoolbooks when you were a kid?
We did. We used paper bags back then because we were poor and couldn't afford the store bought ones with ChiPS or Bo and Luke Duke on them. Now, it would be considered 'green'.
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You might be a Redneck if_________. What word (s) can you use in the blank to finish the sentence?
you asked bigoted questions.
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Do you ever force yourself to eat vegetables that you really don't like?
No. I'm a grown man. I know what I want to eat and what I don't.
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Is It Wise to look at a person`s profile before answering their question or making a comment ? Do You ? Like to see how old they are if in adult category...Or to determine if they may be sensative to certain comments...
I don't do it before answering questions, but I do it before accepting a Friend request. Their profile doesn't affect how I'll answer a question unless I'm about to leave an abusive answer to a stupid question and I may think they're a minor.
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Pleased with your tax return this year?
The return looked nice. It was printed on high grade office paper. The numbers on the return, however, need to be lower. I would rather earn less money than pay more taxes. I plan on stopping a side business this year.
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Do you think capitalism in its present form is working for the interest of most Americans?
Yes. There are hundreds of thousands of small businesses operating with integrity and serving their communities by offering products and services at decent prices.
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Do you think exposing pictures of torture in Military Prisons to the public is a good thing for the World, let alone USA citizens in other countries?
No. For some sick reason, the terrorists can cut our throats, but if we dunk someone in a barrel or put a dog collar on someone they get pissed.
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When a someone says, "It is not the money but the principle of the thing." What is it really?
For me, it's the principle.
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Have you ever lost a body part?
a tooth and part of a knee cap
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What is your favorite "Leftovers" food?
Thanksgiving dinner the next day -- nothing beats it.
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Okra, Spinach or Brussel Sprouts?
Fried Okra. If i can't have it fried, then spinach.
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Are you still waiting?
Not anymore. Screw waiting.
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When buying a new lawn tractor, should i buy a lawn tractor or a garden tractor and what is the best one?
Snapper -- My dad still uses a riding lawn mower made in the 70s. My snapper runs great!
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On a scale of 1-10, how awesome is captain crunch?
15 and peanut butter Capn Crunch is off the charts!!
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Am I the only person in the world who has never heard a Pink Floyd song?
Yes.
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Is it appropriate for the (U.S.) Secretary of State to ridicule her predecessors & other former members of the cabinet?
No. We traditionally don't, but Obama knows better than we do so I guess it's OK. he went on a US apology tour and garnered everything but actuall support. We'll survive it.
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I recently answered a question, "Have you ever denied a friend request on AB?" and I was looking at the answers and I saw a level 65 user answer that with the word "Yes." Don't you hate when high level users answer with one word and give no explainations?
No, I don't. If you want to know WHY we do or think a certain way why don't you ask? If you ask a yes or no question expect a yes or no answer.
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How many keys do you have on your key ring/chain... and how many do you have no idea what they belong to?
three
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How many people on AB have taken drugs?
I can only speak for myself -- both legal, illegal and yet to be determined.
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Why do Republicans/conservatives hate the American product kool-aid (frequently using it to insult people)?
Actually, Jim Jones was a prominent Democrat supporter before he led almost a thousand people, including children, to kill themselves using Kool Aid and Flavoraid.
I see the question as funny, but the underlying subtext is not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown#Mass_murder-suicide
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Is it illegal for a company to sell your phone number and name and etc? We recently signed up for comcast phone to reduce our cable/internet bill and just within a day we are getting sales calls..AND they know our name! Never gave it out to anyone.
The phone company publishes new numbers unless told otherwise. There are services that obtain those new numbers and sell them. It is perfectly legal.
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Christians: Do you care if I'm and atheist? Why?
I'm not losing sleep over it. Why? It's your choice. I think you're missing out on a lot. I believe you will go to hell (not in a mean way, but you reject Option 1 of a two option system). I don't believe it is my choice to force you to believe. But that doesn't mean you have to strip God out of the public arena either.
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What is the next movie you are looking forward to going and seeing on the "Big Screen?"
May 1, 2009 -- Wolverine
May 8, 2009 -- Star Trek
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If the economy wasn't an issue would Obama be considered a more conservative President?
He would HAVE to govern from the center. Luckily, he can do anything the libs want him to because the Republicans are too busy playing with their dicks to do anything about it.
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Do you have a pet beaver?
No, but I have one I play with every now and then.
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How do I stop looking at woman's cleavage?
Don't stop looking. Stop staring. Anything under 2 seconds is OK.
http://www.dustinland.com/archives/archives333.html
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When breaking up with a s/o would you rather do it; at a restaurant, at their house, at your house, over the phone or with an ecard?
I did it last over the phone. We live 90 miles apart. She's crazy. It was best not to be there.
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What is your oldest sibling's middle name?
Warren
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If you were in Chicago & were offered free tickets to the Oprah show, how much would you want to go, on a scale of 1-10, where 1 is "Shyeah, right" and 10 is when you start practicing your high-pitched "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!" for when the guests walk on?
About a 10. I'd go whoop it up just to make a spectacle of myself. That would be awesome social humor.
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I'm terrible at math, If I am recieving 35.5% of my exhusban's social security, what is the amount he is getting?
64.5%
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Smokers: If the price of tobacco products doubled tomorrow, would it change your habits?
It almost did recently, didn't it?
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If marijuana were legalized where you live, would you smoke it? Or administer it in any other way?
Yes.
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McCain calls proposed legislation aimed to stop global warming by giving industries a limit on greenhouse gas production an "irresponsible, ill-conceived and distorted version of a cap-and-trade system. What do you think should be done? See LINK:
cap and trade doesn't necessarily reduce the CO2 emissions to the levels that the GW-ists say it needs to be lowered to.
I think nothing should be done. How do you impose restrictions on the west and not on China? That is irresponsible.
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Where the Democrats briefed about the torture techiques? Some are saying they were aware of the facts and now blaming the CIA and Repubs? True of false?
All senior House and Senate members and select committee members in both get the same security briefings that high level White House officials get. For them to say they were unaware of these things is a damnable lie.
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If the big three automakers collapse, would the city of Detroit cease to exist? Is there any other point to that city?
Good question. I'd say it serves no other purpose.
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What did you never tell your best friend?
That his girlfriend used to leave the bedroom naked in the morning to get coffee as I sat on the couch and watched TV.
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Who is your favorite basketball player and do you think the cav's will take the championship?
The only one I know personally is Eric Snow. He's a good guy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Snow
I think the Cavs win in 6.
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Does my lease continue in effect if the building is sold to new owners?
Most likely it does. IF the company knew it was looking to sell, they may have out a clause in the contract in order to change terms upon the sale. It's always best to read the leasing/rental agreement.
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What are your views on H&S (Health and Safety)?
I am all for health and safety. I don't like the gubmint telling me what is healthy and what is safe, though. They tend to go overboard or miss the obvious.
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What are women good for?
birthin' babies, shuttin' their damn mouths and gettin' me a beer
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Why can't I have a pay rise?
Either you haven't earned it or the company you work for is like every other company on the planet - they're hurting financially.
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What nationality was St George?
He was born in Nicomedia which is in modern day Turkey.
He died on this date in 303 near modern day Tel Aviv.
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If you were to be asked to do a strip tease, give a 45 yr old woman oral sex and full out hump the next girl that you see for 1500 dollars would you
probably
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Sushi or Cheeseburger?
I like my sushi deep fried, so I'm going cheezburger.
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Can you name a song that you loved at one point in your life, but that you hate now?
I know I will burn in Rock and Roll hell for this, but Blister in the Sun by the Violent Femmes.
When the ultimate indie-rock song becomes a freakin' commercial jingle I'm done with it.
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Would American Idol be better without Simon Cowell?
Oh, hail no!!
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What would you say if you heard someone say, "I lost the game!"?
It doesn't matter if you won or lost. It matters how you feel about the loss. And you should feel like a LOSER!!
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What is the perfect rock song? Take into consideration: vocals, drums, guitar, lyrics and overall tone.
Crazy Train - Ozzy
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Can you believe she lived with this for 20 years? (See photo)
She was 69 when she had it removed and she had it for 20 years. That means she was 49 when it happened!!
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What happens to your body if you drink Hydrogen Peroxcide?
For 3% concentrations, a capful won't bother you but more than a few tablespoons may irritate your mouth and throat and cause abdominal pain, vomiting, and diarrhea.
If the concentration is higher than 3% or you have swallowed a lot, you should see a doctor.
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When you are in a restroom in, say, a mall and someone has accidently left their keys is it better to turn them in at the security desk, or just leave them?
Turn them in.
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What was found in Mahatma Ghandi's small intestine after his death?
five gold Krugerrands and a Burger King Whopper!
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Do you ever take for granted how truly blessed you are? Today I was bitching about not having a car, and not having enough money to do what I want, when I saw this guy that was confined to a wheelchair and was totally paraylized - it made me realize!
I do it all the time. I was complaining about my job today to my brother and he told me he is being forced to take 8 unpaid days off this year - one day a month he'll be furloughed.
Doh!! I have a great job with a good company and I need to remember that.
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In regards to the phrase "All things in moderation" Does this mean quantity or frequency to you?
It means both. If you drink, then don't drink that often and when you do don't do it to excess.
I know it sounds like a cop out answer, but someone who gets blackout drunk but only drinks once a month is not drinking in moderation. Someone who works out for 6 hours a day one day a week is not exercising in moderation.
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Miss California says gay marriage answer cost her the Miss USA crown. Maybe so. But was it her position on the issue or her inarticulate, confused reply?
It was the answer. Perez was visibly upset at the answer. They cut her scores for the answer. Maybe not all the judges, but it only takes one to alter a score like that even dropping hi/lows.
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What means sea in a dream?
Psychological Meaning: The sea may represent the unconscious and your dream may show that you are now ready to explore the intuitive and instinctive aspects of yourself. Sailing on a boat or putting out to sea may represent this journey into the unknown part of you. (For a man this can represent the search for the feminine side of his nature) The condition of the sea may depict the way you are...
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What is a good place to hide valuables in the home where they are safe from thieves?
If the items are small enough, like jewelry, hide them in the fridge.
Google the phrase "diversion safe"
http://www.home-jewelry-business-success-tips.com/disguised-jewelry-safe.html
http://www.hudsonsafetyproducts.com/site/958739/page/482153
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My nephew got my son hooked on Godzilla and now that is all i hear all day,is my three year old thinking he is godzilla.What should i do?Have you seen how bad the acting is in these movies are?
That is awesome!! Boys will be boys.
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I'm 22 and go for 30-40 minute runs on the treadmill anywhere between 2-4 times a week. I take glucosamine and chondroitin tablets. Is this a good idea for someone of my age?
As long as your running form is good. Most people kill their knees due to poor form.
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First thing That comes to Mind When I say,,,, LACE?
Cagne
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Is your baseball team off to a good start or do you care?
Hell, yes I care. The Braves are 6-7 and about to lose the Nationals for a second day in a row.
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Do dogs eat pizza?
yeah, but they never pay!
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Is "Angels & Demons" anti-Catholic?
I think it has anti-catholic streaks in it. It is not wholly anti-catholic. Brown says he is not anti-catholic, but I think Brown has done a piss poor job actually proving it. It's funny how Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ' merely retold a story (almost straight from the Bible) and the movie was labeled antisemitic, but Brown can twist the church's teachings and anyone...
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I'm 19 and I'm a male, Is it possible my growth will continue a few more years? I'm only 5'8" now and have been since my junior year in high school . Funny thing is all my friends have grown over 6ft tall and their my age do I have a medical problem?
Average male height is between 5 foot 8 and 5 foot 10.
Women look for the following in a man:
intelligence
ambition
genuine kindness and caring
witty sense of humor
sense of style
confidence
good looks
Notice height or tallness isn't on the list. Genetics only controls 1 of the above factors (good looks). Women will still like you even if you're not as tall as your...
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Is 27 too old to take the SAT test?
No way. The day after my aunt's fourth child graduated high school she took the SATs. She was in her 40's. She ended up getting her PhD.
Go for it!!!
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Can you make perogies?
I have, but I prefer to buy them. Mine aren't as good as Mrs. T's. For some reason I can make mean raviolis though...
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What steps do you take (if any) to make yourself more "intelligent"? Do you read a lot? Do brain exercises or other kinds of mental activities?
use analogies. It makes you sound smart. It means you can connect two disparate things.
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Sith or Jedi?
Jedi all the way
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When was the last time you went fishing?
two days ago.
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Which is your preferred prime time medical program - House, Grey's, or Scrubs - and why?
House. I love the way they killed off Kal Penn's character.
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Do you think money change people?
Money changes everything
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My name is megan and im a 17 year old in love with a 38 year old. i only have 4 more months to go and then i will be 18. i know for a fact that i want to spend the rest of my life with this man. is it ok for me to be with him since im almost 18 or not?
First: It is illegal for him to touch you in bad places in most states. If it is not illegal, it is problematic.
Second: Run. Don't walk from this guy. Any grown man that wants to marry a 17 year old has issues. They may not surface today, but they will surface. Do yourself a favor and date a nice 18 year old guy. Be a teenager. You'll miss it once it's gone and you'll...
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My daughter wants to host a wedding shower pool party for her friend at our home. I volunteered to BBQ. Am I nuts? What would be a good choice of meats for young ladies?
<BeavisandButtheadlaugh> You said meats for young ladies. </BeavisandButtheadlaugh>
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Q for Canadians. Are you offended by the name of 2 New Zealand products ... Eskimo Pies (ice-cream coated in chocolate), and Eskimo lollies(marshmellow ppl)? They have been named as such for upto 60 years, yet a recent complaint demands a name change.
When did Eskimo become a slur?
A tourist gets upset and says in HER country it's offensive. She's not IN her country. She needs to get her ass back to Canadia and stop interfering in the culture of another country.
It's a US brand from the US since the 20s and is a world wide term.
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Can you name Hollywood's most erotic,adult movies(not porn)?
Wild Orchid
9.5 weeks
White Castle has a hot scene.
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If your death WILL (not would) definitely save uncountable people in the world,would you?
Nope. I could save the life of the next Hitler.
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Where is your secret hiding place for something that you never want anyone to find, but cannot part with? What are you hiding?
In the walk in closet, there is access to the attic from a half door. We store luggage in there. I also keep things that I deem private. I won't ever tell what they are. It might incriminate me.
-- I like the last line of your profile description.
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How far in between your boobs and your pelvis should your belly button be to be the average distance? Mine is pretty close to being in the middle of both. Is that normal? I get told it looks like it should be lower?
I've seen the pics on your profile. Unless you're a professional model, who cares? If you are a professional model, they can airbrush and photoshop the navel to be wherever they want it.
If you're high waisted, it may look low. If you have a short torso, it could look high. In the end, who cares. You've got a great smile, a nice rack and an aussie accent -- that spells hot.
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Is it normal to wear my girlfriends panties and thongs?
no.
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Until what age should high school extra curricular activities be removed from resumes?
When you are seeking your second job after college.
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Susan Boyle or Natasha Bedingfield?
in a singing contest -- Susan Boyle
mudwrestling - Natasha
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Ways to piss off a cop!!!
Here is mine...When you get pulled over, say "what's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol...
If you have one plz share it...
I live by two simple rules:
1. Lie to your mother, lie to your wife, but NEVER lie to the IRS.
2. Always be gracious to the police officer. The only thought running through his head when approaches your vehicle is "this guy might try to kill me".
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When you are finished with a hair appointment, do you always schedule your next one before you leave?
yes. It's like the dentist after a cleaning. If you don't schedule the next one then, it won't happen when you want it to happen.
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Styx, Supertramp or Kansas? Which would you choose? Can you give a video too?
I grew up on Styx.
Sail Away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BARLfUmyBJA
Lorilei -- video below
Lady -- video below
Show me the Way -- video below
Not Dead Yet -- video below
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What would you do if u woke up and saw Barrack Obama sitting on your couch and waved at you?
i'd wave back, roll over and wonder why I smoked the third one last night.
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Do you get your navel oranges pierced?
no, but i shave my kiwi if it gets too fuzzy
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I cannot walk well and must have a cane. Mine is a simple wooden cane with no designs or fancy handle. What is the best cane you ever saw or owned?
My grandfather's cane kicks ass. It has a large silver head and silver tip. It has carvings down the side as well. All related to his firefighting days. I don't know the type of wood.
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Should losing teams sack their coaches midseason?
Not every losing team. Sometimes it is the coach's fault, under performing players and other times it's injuries.
Ultimately, though, it is easier to sack a coach than 5 or 6 players that aren't performing.
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What's your favourite board game?
Sorry with my daughter
I have also played "Sorry, Bitch!" with some drinking buddies. It's like the regular game, but with more drinking and yelling at each other.
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Is it against the law to violate a website's terms of service?
It shouldn't be. Have you tried to read those things? Understanding them takes a law degree.
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What is the first thing you do after checking in at your hotel?
put the cash on the table -- you can't give it directly to them anymore
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Do you get compliments on your hair?
What's left of it, yes.
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What clots besides blood?
clay
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How do YOU pleasure yourself...? lols
Often and with fervor. :)
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If you could be a professional musician what instrument would you play?
piano
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Just found out that my husband chats with a female friend of his at least 3-5 times a week while he's at work. It bothers me VERY much. I told him it is INAPPROPRIATE. His defense was that he knew her before he knew me and they are just friends. Help.
Do you trust him? If so, don't worry. If not, try trusting him.
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Does your faith prevent you from doing anything in particular?
Bitch slapping people I disagree with. I might not love them, but God does. And he doesn't want me smacking the stupid ones.
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What is the amount won of the biggest lottery winner you personally know?
A guy I worked with won $50K on a Daily Pick 3.
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Um...i like a girl and she knows i like her but all i know is here name how do i approach her?
Directly. No lines, no gimmicks, no tricks.
Just:
You: "Hi. My name is <give her your name - for God's sake don't use Bigone no matter who calls you that>. You're <insert girls' name here>. I know you from <tell her how you know her - homeroom, Jackie's friend, etc>.
Her: "Hi, <your name>."
You: "I've seen...
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What smell will get your mouth watering every time?
fresh baked bread
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Has anyone ever actually READ the Riot Act?
If you haven't. It's right here.
Full text of the Riot Act of 1714
http://reactor-core.org/riot-act.html
THE
Statutes at Large
FROM THE
Twelfth Year of Queen ANNE,
TO THE
Fifth Year of King George I.
To which is prefixed,
A TABLE containing the TITLES of all the STATUTES during that Period.
VOL. XIII.
By DANBY PICKERING, of Gray's-Inn, Esq; Reader of the Law...
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Why does Kum and Go spell it that way?
It can't quite spell it with a 'C' and still be family friendly and it wanted the name to be a little different.
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Are there magazines that you "only" read if you stumble upon them in a waiting room?
US News and World Report
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One of my dog seems to love eating grass. He eats his normal food and loves his treats. He doesn't appear ill but will eat grass as though best thing ever. My other dog only does this occasionally. As long as he seems well is it ok to let him eat the gras
No one really knows why they do it.
http://www.petlibrary.co.uk/dog-care/why-do-dogs-eat-grass.html?Itemid=33
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When my husband is angry and wants my attention he addresses me by my birth name which I don't use. Everyone calls me by a shorter version of this name. I have asked him 5 or 6 times to stop doing this. Why does he do it and I can I get him to stop?
Like you said - it gets your attention. You can get him to stop by not paying him any attention when he does it.
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Do you still respect me after last night?
Hell no. And you need to pay to have my cat bathed, the carpets cleaned and you owe me for the three jars of strawberry jam you used.
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Are you a good citizen?
Yes. I don't ask my neighbor for any of their money and I am teaching my child to be self-sufficient.
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Sound of Music, or Wizard of Oz?
bullet in the skull!!
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Can you buy your own car oil and oil filter and have a oil change place change your oil? Would this be cheaper?
Most won't let you. It's all about the insurance. If your oil and filter fail your car, then you may blame them and possibly sue them.
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Can a powerpoint 2000 presentation be viewed on a newer version of powerpoint? (2003 or 2007)
Yes.
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How often do you wash your blankets?
Every other time I wash the sheets. About twice a month.
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Have you ever TP'ed / egged a house?
Yep. And I've been shot at for it.
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When you buy a wedding gift for a bridal shower are you then required to purchase another one for the wedding?
Yes.
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Have you ever apologized for a friend who said/did something out of line?
I have, but it's usually the other way around.
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If you woke up and there was a Female right next to you, What would you do?
smack her on the ass to wake her up, thank her and tell her she's got to go home
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What is an intresting fact about Pizza?
National Pizza Month is October.
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What happens to your stock when a companies stock is suspended from trading? IE Six Flags
this should tell you everything you need to know:
http://www.sec.gov/answers/tradingsuspension.htm
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If God came to you right now and told you he would give you anything you wanted, what would you ask for?
Nothing.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I said French man?
the tense of your sentence changes from the beginning to end -- that's what comes to mind first
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Which Amazing Skill would you rather have: Be fluent in EVERY language EVER, or have brilliant musical talent on EVERY instrument EVER?
Musical talent.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I said Italian woman?
I was in a sales meeting talking to a potential client. (OK, I was having beers with a potential client.) After about 6 beers he says, "I'll buy anything you want to sell me if you can get me dinner with Monica Bellucci."
I didn't know who she was, so naturally I googled her.
I told him if I was in her circle and could get her to have dinner with him I wouldn't...
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Guys, is it a turn off if a female's nipples are unsymmetrical?
It all depends on what kind of symmetry we're talking about...
Is one an oval and the other a circle or is one a circle and the other a trapezoid?
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24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
So is the New World Order behind the whole '18 case' thing?
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Would you let your black daughter date a white boy?
Yes and I would wonder why I never questioned having a black daughter up until now.
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Why would 5 countries ,including the US,boycott a UN conference on racism when there is a serious race problem?
Because it is an anti-Isreal conference.
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Do you have a theory about 2012?
yes
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What does the term "douche bag" mean?
This guy
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/post/8411/Anatomy_of_a_DoucheBag.aspx
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My boyfriend is tired of sandwhichs for lunch and he HATES leftovers. I need some idea's I can make to send with him to work. I'm a SAHM so I have all the time in the world to do things like this, I just need ideas.
Boy needs to learn to either eat leftovers or fix his own damn lunch.
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As a child did your parents put you to bed early when it was still light out and your friends were still playing outside?
Yes. My daughter goes to bed between 7 and 7:30 each night. Half the year it's dark the other half it's not.
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I was in a gun store today and the man said it is very hard to get bullets. He has raised his prices and others in the store agreed you cannot buy bullets. Why do you think this is?
gun control is hot topic -- bullet control is under the radar
Plus, all of my friends are buying bullets because they have all the guns they need. In a fight with the gubmint, it's not the number of guns but bullets.
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Do you think that the tea parties are being misrepresented by the media and politicians in power?
How can you misrepresent something you didn't report on? cnn.com and the NYTimes don't even mention them on the front page. WTF? If 250,000 people had turned out to protest Bush there would have been a reporter for every "Bush Lied and People Died" sign.
Obama and Pelosi came out with their astroturf comments and turned this into a class warfare game. It was sad they...
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When will you see the new Star Trek movie? 1) first day 2) first month 3) first 3 months 4) never
I am taking the afternoon of May 8 off just to watch the movie twice.
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If you were forced to get a tattoo, where would you get it?
Right shoulder
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Parents: Is it important to you that people think you are a good parent?
nope
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What are the top ten celebrities you'd like to bang?
My list proves I have issues, but here goes:
Scarlett Johannson
The Progressive Commercial girl
Kathy Griffin
Jennifer Aniston
Salma Hayak
Britney Spears
Bridget Marquardt
Anne Hathaway
Jennifer Aniston
Megyn Kelly
-- I know Jennifer Aniston is on the list twice. I know I'd want a second go at that and I'm willing to give up something for seconds.
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I am with a guy right now.Very nice guy. He is Catholic and I am Christian. He wants our future kids to be brought up as Catholic and I don't. I want them brought up as Christian.Should I leave him?
Use the term Protestant instead of Christian. Lots of people think Catholicism is a form of Christianity.
Don't leave him for that reason. I am sure you can find other reasons, though.
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"America..love it or leave it". So if you don't love it, well, maybe you need to find another country you could love and support. Protesters are always negative..they need to find a country they can love and support so they don't stay grouchy. Yes/No?
If you're just running it down, then leave. If you're offering a solution along with pointing out the problem, then you can stay.
When you love someone or something and they have a problem, you don't leave them you try to make them better. Pointing out the problem is step one. Having a solution is step two. Having/creating an infrastructure for resolving the issue is step three.
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Spam isn't just an annoyance, it's an environmental menace. The carbon footprints of Vermont and Wyoming aren't as big as the annual footprint of global spam. Is it time to can spam? See LINK:
When you start looking at everything through the "carbon footprint" lens you'll start trimming away the meat with the fat. Beware.
Spamming is an international nightmare. The second one nation passes anti-spamming laws, they spammer jumps borders. It is a problem that will not be fixed, but managed.
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I am pying $1000 for a suite at a nice hotel for my small wedding. When I asked if we can move the couch out of the room for the event they want to charge me $500 for "labor and storage" (in the next room) Is this crazy? A regular rm is only $190/night/.
Don't talk to the front desk manager or the event coordinator. Take it straight to the Sales Manager and stress how upset you are with the charge. If that doesn't work then take it to the GM.
Let them know that you want to married to your fiance, but your are not married to the hotel. You can take your business elsewhere. I've managed a front desk of a hotel. The only cost to...
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Would you let Gary Glitter look after your kids?
I don't think so.
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Has any QB in the history of the NFL ever gone past 5000 yards passing in a single season?
Dan Marino -- 1984 -- 5,084 yards
Drew Brees -- 2008 -- 5,069 yards
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Plants apparently have no brain but they seem to have a certain level of consciousness, eg they will shift their roots toward where there is moisture; how can 'plant consciousness' be explained?
It has evolved over millions of years - that's why.
Oh, wait. All plants do this the same way. Hmmm. I don't know how plants could be created so that they take advantage of the environmental situations.
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OJ Simpson "distraught" about missing the funeral for his younger sister because he's serving a nine to 33 year sentence for robbery and kidnapping. Do you think he should have been given special permission to attend his sister's funeral?
He should be given drugs so that he gets to visit his sister.
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Past life regression, do you think under hypnosis people really connect with past lives they've had, or are these just manufactured by their imagination?
just manufactured by their imagination
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Who loves you? Who hates you?
day to day, it's the same people
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Why Do We Fear Death?
for the same reason they fear e's and o's
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If GOD decided to post a Question, what do you think he would ask?
Wouldn't God use Yahoo! Answers?
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What is your favorite college basketball team and why?
Duke sucks. Go Heels!!!
UNC
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I have a headache. What do you have?
A drink
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What does ETAL mean on a property deed?
et al -- 1. and elsewhere [Latin et alibi]
2. and others [Latin et alii]
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/et+al.
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Turner Classic Movies has released a list of the 15 most influential classic films of all time, films that helped shape the future of cinema. Do you agree? (List of films in answer area.)
The important aspect here is Influential and helped shape the future of cinema
I agree with most of them, but have not seen Rashomon.
The question is this, though: If you remove a movie, what movie do you put in it's place and why?
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What do you say when someone asks, "You've gained a lot of weight, haven't you?" I'm looking for a quick comeback type of answer, when it's really no-one's business but mine.
I would say "Well, I guess we both know my dysfunction. What's yours? It's porn, right?"
Or ask them if they still beat their kids. There's no right answer. A no means they used to, but don't anymore and a yes means they beat their kids now.
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Did you marry your high school sweetheart or college sweetheart?
College
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Pirates just attacked another 2 vessels, today, and tried to board one US-flagged merchant ship. The Pentagon is considering taking the fight onto land. What do you think will fix this?
It doesn't take much to deter these pirates. Small arms on-board will resolve the issues. If a few ships are repelled it will slow down the assault. Nothing will stop it.
Taking the fight to the land in the case of drones, air assaults and ship born missiles is the only fight I'd approve. We know where the camps are. Let's blow the hell out of them.
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Have you ever gone to a theater to see "classic films" or "cult films" or showings for "film festivals"? What / when? If so, did you enjoy - and if not, would you like to go?
The Fox Theater in Atlanta will play 'Gone With the Wind' every now and then. The movie's premier was at that theater in 1939.
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Is anyone else pissed that the release date for Harry Potter 6 was moved from Nov '08 to July '09? I am so furious!
Didn't some of the actors die or get arrested or something? If that's the case then I'm okay with a slight delay.
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IF AN EMPLOYEE IS SALARIED, CAN AN EMPLOYER DEDUCT PAY FOR DR APPOINTMENTS? EVEN IF THE EMPLOYEE HAS NEVER HAD THIS DEDUCTED BEFORE, JUST OUT OF THE BLU?
If the employee uses all of their sick, vacation and other allotted time, then the business may dock the pay of the salaried employee.