Answerbag: Bartman's answers

Answer to Dawkins, "atheism cannot be proven to be true, and we cannot prove that there isn't a God"? He's demented?

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 20:54:03 -0800

Dawkins, "atheism cannot be proven to be true, and we cannot prove that there isn't a God"? He's demented?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell's_teapot

Answer to Please Introduce me a Great song From Any Language?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 03:54:45 -0800

Please Introduce me a Great song From Any Language?

Here's a strange one that's a viral in India at the moment. Funny thing is that a large portion of Indians don't understand this language (except the english words in it) but I think the beat of it is catchy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR12Z8f1Dh8

Answer to Who thinks that Asian* guy on the "30 second spray and go away" add is cool! *NOT BEING RACIST

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 03:15:04 -0800

Who thinks that Asian* guy on the "30 second spray and go away" add is cool! *NOT BEING RACIST

Share your answer...

Answer to Who thinks that Asian* guy on the "30 second spray and go away" add is cool! *NOT BEING RACIST

Sat, 25 Dec 2010 18:39:18 -0800

Who thinks that Asian* guy on the "30 second spray and go away" add is cool! *NOT BEING RACIST

He drives me nuts

Answer to What common problems do student face during lectures and seminars?

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 19:15:06 -0700

What common problems do student face during lectures and seminars?

Boredom.

Answer to I just got ID'd for wine at the age of 30 lol, when were you last ID'd and how old were you?

Fri, 01 May 2009 05:54:21 -0700

I just got ID'd for wine at the age of 30 lol, when were you last ID'd and how old were you?

I'm 21 and get ID'd. Legal age is 18.

Answer to What is the longest telephone call you have ever had, how many minutes?

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:59:42 -0700

What is the longest telephone call you have ever had, how many minutes?

5 minutes. I'm a man.

Answer to What color strikes you the most ?why?

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:10:44 -0700

What color strikes you the most ?why?

Red

Answer to When a unknown person smiles at you what will be your first reaction?

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:29:50 -0700

When a unknown person smiles at you what will be your first reaction?

Smile back even wider.

Answer to Why does not God defeat the Devil once and for all?

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:04:38 -0700

Why does not God defeat the Devil once and for all?

Cos there is not devil. Just like there is not god.

Answer to If you were in an interracial relationship, what would you say to someone who tried to condemn interracial relationships by telling you that incest was best?

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:03:25 -0700

If you were in an interracial relationship, what would you say to someone who tried to condemn interracial relationships by telling you that incest was best?

Will tell them to fuck off.

Answer to Why is abortion okay? What is your personal opinion about why abortion is not wrong? I would like to understand your thoughts, view, opinion, reasons and heart on the matter, not debate with you. Bullet points would be great.

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:37:04 -0700

Why is abortion okay? What is your personal opinion about why abortion is not wrong? I would like to understand your thoughts, view, opinion, reasons and heart on the matter, not debate with you. Bullet points would be great.

Its stories like these that make me in favor of abortion: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/2290599/Plane-birth-woman-charged I'd rather have abortion than dump a little baby in the rubbish bin.

Answer to Are you ever jealouse of somone who looks better then you do? (please be honest)

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:22:23 -0700

Are you ever jealouse of somone who looks better then you do? (please be honest)

Envy. Not jealous.

Answer to Have you ever bought something from an auction?

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:37:42 -0700

Have you ever bought something from an auction?

My car

Answer to Name something that Every House has...?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:54:03 -0700

Name something that Every House has...?

Owner.

Answer to TO ALL OF ANSWERBAG: does it ever bug you that people only respond to questions revolving around sex? especially men?

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:08:48 -0800

TO ALL OF ANSWERBAG: does it ever bug you that people only respond to questions revolving around sex? especially men?

That's an unfair and a very poor generalization. I do not agree with you one bit. I mean, you are only on level one at the moment.. how much do you really know about AB to come up with such assumption?

Answer to Do you eat in your car?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 01:06:32 -0800

Do you eat in your car?

My car is like my breakfast table..

Answer to What do you have a weakness for?

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:52:38 -0800

What do you have a weakness for?

Coleslaw, believe it or not!

Answer to What is the wisest quote that comes to mind (without research)?

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:47:51 -0800

What is the wisest quote that comes to mind (without research)?

Sex hasn't been the same since women starting enjoying it.. not sure who muttered it!

Answer to What name do you give to a pet octopus?

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:04:30 -0800

What name do you give to a pet octopus?

Octopussy

Answer to What 3 " Items "do you Run Out of the most /quickest at home --?

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:16:26 -0800

What 3 " Items "do you Run Out of the most /quickest at home --?

Sanity

Answer to What is the best thing to see in an airport?

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 01:36:51 -0800

What is the best thing to see in an airport?

Duty free shopping centers

Answer to What are your favorite quotes?

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:06:38 -0800

What are your favorite quotes?

Is our children learning?

Answer to So we've all been teenagers at one point or another. (Some of us Answerbaggers still are: literally or mentally.) And its a fact of life that teens live on phones. So my question is... How long was your longest phone conversation? What was it about?

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:44:50 -0800

So we've all been teenagers at one point or another. (Some of us Answerbaggers still are: literally or mentally.) And its a fact of life that teens live on phones. So my question is... How long was your longest phone conversation? What was it about?

Overnight with my girlfriend (now ex)

Answer to Can you lace a banana with cocaine?

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 02:42:27 -0800

Can you lace a banana with cocaine?

You betcha

Answer to If life is a teacher, what is death?

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 03:32:17 -0800

If life is a teacher, what is death?

End of the year exam

Answer to Do you hate math

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:28:51 -0800

Do you hate math

Those who say they like it haven't been to a calculus 2 class

Answer to If you had a million dollars, how would you invest it? (Realisticlly)

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:50:01 -0800

If you had a million dollars, how would you invest it? (Realisticlly)

I wouldn't. 1 million in a savings account with interest rate of around 4% should give you 40000 annually just in interest and if its compounded and you do not touch your 40000 interest after 10 years 1 million will be around 1.5 million. This is probably the safest investment. Ofcourse...

Answer to Do you believe in anything supernatural ... god, spirits, ghosts, karma, angels, anything?

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:27:38 -0800

Do you believe in anything supernatural ... god, spirits, ghosts, karma, angels, anything?

karma

Answer to Im 16. i used a dildo that was infected with herpes. my sister used it first. then i used it. i washed it off for a good 5 minutes with hot soapy water. i spent an hour with the dildo. can i get infected with herpes? im freaking out. its been 2 days!!

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:44:44 -0800

Im 16. i used a dildo that was infected with herpes. my sister used it first. then i used it. i washed it off for a good 5 minutes with hot soapy water. i spent an hour with the dildo. can i get infected with herpes? im freaking out. its been 2 days!!

jeez i thought dildos were personal? its not something you get off ebay and start using!! get a new one for yourself only. for now I think you should be ok.

Answer to What sauce is used in a McDonald's Filet-o-Fish?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:43:27 -0800

What sauce is used in a McDonald's Filet-o-Fish?

tartar I used to cook it lol

Answer to How big is your monitor?

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 03:11:00 -0800

How big is your monitor?

15.4" Laptop

Answer to What would be a better question?

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:36:47 -0800

What would be a better question?

Anything else

Answer to What's a memorable flaw of your first boyfriend or girlfriend?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:43:40 -0800

What's a memorable flaw of your first boyfriend or girlfriend?

Weed

Answer to How many slices of pizza can you eat at one time without getting sick?

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:12:11 -0800

How many slices of pizza can you eat at one time without getting sick?

8 if I'm really hungry.

Answer to What do you think is worse: a liar or a thief?

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 00:41:51 -0800

What do you think is worse: a liar or a thief?

Would you rather have your car stolen or get lied to from a work colleague?

Answer to What is the strangest phobia you have?

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 23:24:05 -0800

What is the strangest phobia you have?

Cutting nails. I get chills/goosebumps when I cut my nails.

Answer to What is the most awkward question you have ever been asked?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:05:05 -0800

What is the most awkward question you have ever been asked?

Why do you have a boner?

Answer to How does "oversleeping" work?

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:18:55 -0800

How does "oversleeping" work?

It doesn't.

Answer to Is there anybody who is lived in a guetto? Tell me your story. lol.

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:06:21 -0800

Is there anybody who is lived in a guetto? Tell me your story. lol.

Yeah lived and grew up in a place where you could get shot while getting shot. We finally got sick of it and moved out.

Answer to Get rich or die trying, do you go by fiddy's philosophy.

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:28:05 -0800

Get rich or die trying, do you go by fiddy's philosophy.

Get rich. People who say that money is not everything are probably living in a denial

Answer to If your co-worker lost a million dollar ticket,and u found it,would u return it?

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:57:05 -0800

If your co-worker lost a million dollar ticket,and u found it,would u return it?

I would ask for a commission out of the money./

Answer to Is a car an asset or a liability?

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:51:12 -0800

Is a car an asset or a liability?

Liability

Answer to Can a monkey be trained to do your job?

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:51:25 -0800

Can a monkey be trained to do your job?

Can a monkey be trained to build highways and other structures?

Answer to Who is the most evil man alive now?

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:10:13 -0800

Who is the most evil man alive now?

Mugabe

Answer to Do you think that abortion is murder?

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:17:20 -0800

Do you think that abortion is murder?

Its better to have an aborting then having a kid and not caring for it.

Answer to Which is more romantic, sunrise or sunset?

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:15:26 -0800

Which is more romantic, sunrise or sunset?

Sunrise if you got the morning wood..

Answer to What are the best things in life and are they free?

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:45:18 -0800

What are the best things in life and are they free?

food

Answer to I was a teenage_____________?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 18:49:25 -0800

I was a teenage_____________?

Rebel (who wasn't?)

Answer to My gf cheated on me and although I forgave her it has damaged my feelings for her and I cannot bring my self to trust her. This is making me seem distant and kind of making me feel like a wuss. Is this normal and can I do something about it?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:23:45 -0800

My gf cheated on me and although I forgave her it has damaged my feelings for her and I cannot bring my self to trust her. This is making me seem distant and kind of making me feel like a wuss. Is this normal and can I do something about it?

Yes, its perfectly normal. You almost have a right to feel this way. Time may heal this and bring the trust back but I doubt it. It depends a lot on your gf too weather you start trusting her again. She can't slip again. Good luck

Answer to Who do you believe was the best Disney hero?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:19:16 -0800

Who do you believe was the best Disney hero?

Aladdin Arabian Nights their best production in my opinion.

Answer to In Australia is Asprin sold over the counter or do you need a doctors recommendation?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:03:22 -0800

In Australia is Asprin sold over the counter or do you need a doctors recommendation?

Yes, it is sold over the counter under the name of Panadol

Answer to Does the engagement ring usually cost more than the wedding ring?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:16:50 -0800

Does the engagement ring usually cost more than the wedding ring?

They are both relatively cheap compared to suffer-ring :D

Answer to A 13 year old boy had been raped from an early age and his molester sent to prison,the 13 year old then went on to rape a 6 year old girl,what will happen to the 13 year old boy?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:15:29 -0800

A 13 year old boy had been raped from an early age and his molester sent to prison,the 13 year old then went on to rape a 6 year old girl,what will happen to the 13 year old boy?

Counseling should happen to that boy. What he did was wrong, but given that it has happened to him, he probably doesn't realize its wrong.

Answer to Does anyone remember LS 120 disks?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:13:05 -0800

Does anyone remember LS 120 disks?

YEs, I still own one. Does anyone remember the floppy discs that came before L120.. those big ones

Answer to Any lonley female like to marry a lonley male of Pakistan

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:03:24 -0800

Any lonley female like to marry a lonley male of Pakistan

De

Answer to How does the female brain work?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:01:51 -0800

How does the female brain work?

It does?

Answer to What do you really want?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:59:56 -0800

What do you really want?

A question worth answering.

Answer to Would you ever burn a book?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:59:12 -0800

Would you ever burn a book?

No But I will sell them on ebay

Answer to Dose your family all go to the same Doctor?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:55:21 -0800

Dose your family all go to the same Doctor?

Yep

Answer to I am 17 1/2 weeks pregnant. My boyfriend already has 3kids & and not divorced yet. Abort/adopt is his choice. I'm keeping this baby! If he is not divorced and he does not want his wife to find out what rights do I have.

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:54:39 -0800

I am 17 1/2 weeks pregnant. My boyfriend already has 3kids & and not divorced yet. Abort/adopt is his choice. I'm keeping this baby! If he is not divorced and he does not want his wife to find out what rights do I have.

You are dumb

Answer to Are you aspiring to be the 45th US president?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:51:13 -0800

Are you aspiring to be the 45th US president?

No. I enjoy my sanity.

Answer to The crossroads of our life: Do they make us stronger or weaker?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:48:53 -0800

The crossroads of our life: Do they make us stronger or weaker?

Depends on person to person. THey have made me stronger in my life

Answer to Would you be president if you could? O.o

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:47:22 -0800

Would you be president if you could? O.o

Not really Got plenty of other problems to worry about other then Iraq, Afghanistan, economy, global warming etc.

Answer to Have you ever learned an art, or craft or a skill from a book?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:43:18 -0800

Have you ever learned an art, or craft or a skill from a book?

Tried kamasutra but didn't work out.

Answer to If you could be a plant, what would it be? Why?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:41:35 -0800

If you could be a plant, what would it be? Why?

Cactus

Answer to If you saw a UFO land what would you do?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:15:16 -0800

If you saw a UFO land what would you do?

Scream HOLY SHIT A UFO

Answer to What do men find sexier on a woman, long hair or short hair? Tall women or short women?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:12:46 -0800

What do men find sexier on a woman, long hair or short hair? Tall women or short women?

Long hair, short woman (around 5'5)

Answer to Guys - have you got a name for your 'little man?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:07:34 -0800

Guys - have you got a name for your 'little man?

Johnson These days its Depressed Johnson.

Answer to If white people pretending to be black are called wiggaz... then what are asians pretending to be black called?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:06:11 -0800

If white people pretending to be black are called wiggaz... then what are asians pretending to be black called?

Who cares? You really want to call them something?

Answer to GUYS- What would you like for christmas.?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:02:42 -0800

GUYS- What would you like for christmas.?

A million dollars would be nice

Answer to Why are women werid.

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:00:07 -0800

Why are women werid.

Cos if they were not, men would understand them

Answer to Should I change my username to "Chainsaw"? Would it be funny or just creepy? >_>

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:59:08 -0800

Should I change my username to "Chainsaw"? Would it be funny or just creepy? >_>

Funny. I like chainsaws and things you can do with them <:D

Answer to What is a difficult conversation to have with someone?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:56:23 -0800

What is a difficult conversation to have with someone?

About the affair you are having with wife.. nothing more difficult than that

Answer to You're travelling through a lonely highway in a rainy night.Would you give a lift to any stranger asking for it?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:52:00 -0800

You're travelling through a lonely highway in a rainy night.Would you give a lift to any stranger asking for it?

Not likely.

Answer to What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:51:05 -0800

What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?

The girlfriend lol

Answer to Err... Answerbag is showing me adverts about dating married people... Is anyone else getting this? Is it really appropriate?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:47:39 -0800

Err... Answerbag is showing me adverts about dating married people... Is anyone else getting this? Is it really appropriate?

Google ads is getting pretty bad these days

Answer to When filling out forms from the doctors/hospital, is it wrong for me to get offended that they ask if i am Homosexual, and at risk for AIDS? i feel it is no ones buisness, straight people can get AIDS just as easily how do you feel?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:46:24 -0800

When filling out forms from the doctors/hospital, is it wrong for me to get offended that they ask if i am Homosexual, and at risk for AIDS? i feel it is no ones buisness, straight people can get AIDS just as easily how do you feel?

WHen I go for blood donation they always ask me if I have ever had a sex with another guy cos if I have then they wont take my blood. Its bullshit.

Answer to At what age is it appropriate for a boy to start wearing a bikini?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:43:40 -0800

At what age is it appropriate for a boy to start wearing a bikini?

What's wrong with you people?

Answer to Do you have any interesting quirks?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:35:46 -0800

Do you have any interesting quirks?

What;s a quirk? oh wait that's another question. .

Answer to Would you rather be drunk with power or drunk with alcohol?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:32:38 -0800

Would you rather be drunk with power or drunk with alcohol?

Power. Alcohol wears off too quickly plus you get hangovers and all that..

Answer to If you walked by and saw two gay guys kissing, what would you do or say?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:31:10 -0800

If you walked by and saw two gay guys kissing, what would you do or say?

Keep walking

Answer to I will never___________________again!!

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:30:44 -0800

I will never___________________again!!

Inhale

Answer to Are You Naughty?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:29:36 -0800

Are You Naughty?

As naughty as a can of tuna

Answer to What is the worst name you could call a woman?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:28:02 -0800

What is the worst name you could call a woman?

Whore

Answer to Never date a woman who..........?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:26:53 -0800

Never date a woman who..........?

Has a partner

Answer to What will the toilets of the future look like?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:25:55 -0800

What will the toilets of the future look like?

Automated butt wipers//

Answer to Do you prefer Sydney or Melbourne as a city?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:27:17 -0800

Do you prefer Sydney or Melbourne as a city?

Auckland <:)

Answer to Is it wrong that my girl broke up with me then a week and a half later is with someone else

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:26:12 -0800

Is it wrong that my girl broke up with me then a week and a half later is with someone else

Depends how long you were together for I think..

Answer to Have you ever _________________________?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:58:05 -0800

Have you ever _________________________?

Dated a supermodel? No

Answer to What would you do if three girls or guys that you know. showed up at your door and asked if they could live with you?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:57:21 -0800

What would you do if three girls or guys that you know. showed up at your door and asked if they could live with you?

Sure, come on in girls.

Answer to If you were asked to give 10 input's for new 'Windows 7' what would they be?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:56:16 -0800

If you were asked to give 10 input's for new 'Windows 7' what would they be?

Don't bother x 10

Answer to Which is the fastest growing religion in the world?

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:45:22 -0800

Which is the fastest growing religion in the world?

Islam, The Bahai Faith, Sikhism, Jainism, Hinduism http://www.foreignpolicy.com/story/cms.php?story_id=3835

Answer to What are the biggest signs of someone cutting themselves?

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:42:38 -0800

What are the biggest signs of someone cutting themselves?

Bleeding on one hand and a knife in the other. .

Answer to In these tough economic times, what are some luxury items you are willing to go without?

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:41:04 -0800

In these tough economic times, what are some luxury items you are willing to go without?

My Rolex and the Lamborghini

Answer to I am HIV+ since 1987 . how about you?

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:26:00 -0800

I am HIV+ since 1987 . how about you?

Wow. Not me.

Answer to What is ur favorite car

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:57:46 -0800

What is ur favorite car

Usually the ones I can't afford

Answer to I just got two brand new Converse shoes for $50. Who here wears Converse?

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:47:03 -0800

I just got two brand new Converse shoes for $50. Who here wears Converse?

Used to.

Answer to I will love you till ________________?

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:13:51 -0800

I will love you till ________________?

Your money runs out

Answer to What are you hoping tomorrow will bring?

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 18:37:53 -0800

What are you hoping tomorrow will bring?

A damn easy exam paper..