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What does a "Right to Privacy" mean to you?
No video cameras in the dressing rooms or public restrooms.
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How can I minimise the effect my suicide will have on my brother and sister?
Should I explain it to them first so they understand why?
They will never understand if you try to explain or if you don't.
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Hi all
Who sang "if you dont know me right now" ?
regards chaffy
The amazing Teddy Pendergrass sung this song with Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes. Then Simply Red did a remake and most recently Seal killed this song with his weak vocals.
Rest in Peace Teddy.
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Hi all
Who sang "if you dont know me right now" ?
regards chaffy
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Are laser pointers dangerous for cats?
Don't be silly. It's a great way to stimulate activity and play.
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do you think it would be right by showing your child what sex is instead of tell them? like they would watch you and your husband have sex.
I think this is a bad idea all around.
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How to have five babies year after year so they will be close in age?
This is not a great idea. You need to give your body at least 6 months between pregnancies in order not to damage your body. You run a great risk of complications if you have babies upon babies. Think long and hard about this and remember the name Andrea Yates.
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How to have five babies year after year so they will be close in age?
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7 employees of an office donated a total of $172.06 during a charity. What was the average donation? I need someone to teach me how to do this math problem. Thanks!
I don't like averages. One person could have donated $150.00 and the other six tight-wards might have only chipped in a few bucks. One cheap bastard may have given only six cents.
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How did you feel when you saw the girl get hit on The Jersey Shore?
Just makes me think that there are people who drink too much and become instant monsters. No one deserves to be violently punched in the face.
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What do David Koresh, Timothy Mcveigh, and Jim Jones have in common?
They were responsible for the deaths of many innocent people.
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How dressed up do I have to be to go to a Kingdom Hall? It's so cold now, I plan on wearing velour slacks this Sunday.
You can go with slacks. No one would ever be denied entrance or attendance because of any article of clothing. You could go wearing slacks and slip them off and change in the restroom and put on a skirt if you so desire or you could just wear the pants the whole time. I see a young woman who sometimes comes straight from work and she wears slacks that are very form fitting on her backside....
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Ladies have you ever ridden a sybian vabrator device? Was it as great as claimed? My wife and I are in the market for one maybe.
She might get so addicted she may not have use for you anymore. Plus, it's a lot of money.. like $1500.00
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How can i tell if this girl at my work is farting?
I think when squinting and gritting her teeth means she is busting one loose.
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Would you take a phone call from work on Christmas?
Not unless I get a job by then. When you are not working it's easy not to take calls from a boss.
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Who's your favorite obscure Bible character, and why? "Obscure" meaning they don't have a book of the Bible named after them, and rarely get mentioned in Sunday school.
I like Nathan who had to offer correction to King David. He had to be gentle and yet get the point across.
Nathan was later sent by Jehovah to point out both the magnitude of David’s sin against Uriah the Hittite respecting Bath-sheba and the divine penalty imposed because of it. This he did tactfully but forcefully, using an illustration. David was thereby maneuvered into expressing,...
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Isn't part of being Christian being kind too?
Yes, being kind is linked with being loving toward others.
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If everyone became Christian- could law enforcement be abolished since Christians can be trusted to uphold the highest standard of moral conduct at all times?
Someday this will be true and everyone on earth with worship Jehovah and Christ. Right now Christians are not perfect. We are all sinners and fall short in one way or another. Until the end of the 1,000 year reign when everyone on earth will have reached perfection there would be a need for laws and discipline.
There are Christians that do take laws seriously but they sometimes make...
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My husband and I want to have a baby, but my friends and colleagues aren't too supportive. They mostly respond negatively.Why?
I think you should be married for a minimum of three years so you can know whether or not your marriage will survive. Once the kids arrive, they cannot be sent back. Twenty-three is young and you have plenty of fertile years ahead of you. I don't know why people are making are making strange faces, that is pretty rude.
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Can anyone think of a TV show or a film where a character blames everyone else for all of their problems? It's for a Psychology Assignment.
Larry David on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is always victimized by everyone else.
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Can anyone think of a TV show or a film where a character blames everyone else for all of their problems? It's for a Psychology Assignment.
If you think about it, Peter Griffin of "Family Guy" is always the victim of everyone else. He is the ultimate in blaming everyone else for his misfortunes.
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Chris Henry the NFL Receiver is dead. Any thoughts on him?
He is in God's memory. A guy near me got run over by his drunk wife and died last
Friday. Domestic issues sometimes end in the death of a male which is a turn around because it is usally the woman who dies.
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Who wrote:"Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty." ?
Lets see.... Thomas Jefferson?? Adolph Hitler?
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have we lost some of the faithful ab'ers i don't see nunya, keithold, mountain mama, mensan, pennington and some of my other favorites
Hey, I am still here... Ha Ha... You just have to learn to adapt...... Change is one thing you can always count on.
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is there such a thing as a male slut
Yes, Tiger Woods.
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Do any girls get off on having sex with more than one guy in the same day? My gf told me a story about having sex with 2 guys about 2 hrs apart. I want to cum every time I think about it.
I think maybe there are some prostitutes who really enjoy having sex. Personally, the whole idea seems a bit yuckky to me.
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What causes nervous breakdown?
A major change to the format of Answerbag.
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When I'm with a guy, I tend to fart alot, Do you think he's disgusted?
It's usually the quiet ones that are deadly. As long as you don't crap your pants, all should be good. Everyone farts.
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How is everyone liking our new AB?
Change is something you can always count on.
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All of my friends are gone on my page? Anyone else have this problem?
Hmm... no more friends... this is worse than the fact that I don't think the uploaded video or photos are gone and cannot be added.
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Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted?
No one asked me anything. I was happy with the old format but am stuck with this I suppose.
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Did the Answer 'Bag' logo turn into an Answer 'Lock' at the top of the page?
The bag looks like a briefcase. I guess it is a bag of sorts. I don't know. It will not be changed back. Just giving my opinion.
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Cat owners often have a difficult time forming meaningful relationships with other human beings. Do you think that their stunted social development leads to cat ownership or is it the other way around?
Cats are not judgemental like people. Enough said?
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Does your husband enter the bed from his own side or does he jump above you?
He enters from his own side. Only my psycho buff tabby named Skippy jumps over me.
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I asked a disabled man if i could give him a hand with a very heavy oak door. He then yelled at me for about four minutes about how he was indipendant and didnt need my help.. It was really humiliating. Do i not offer to help anymore? Is this common?
After 30 seconds of his rant I would have tipped him out of his wheelchair to shut his mouth. Who needs this kind of abuse when you are just trying to be considerate?
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IF your s/o told you it was OK to go out and have an affair ; would you?
Marriage vows stick, regardless of what anyone says.
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Why do Airline's and their staffs treat the flying public like scum? Do they really want to chase us all away and with us, their jobs?
Unless you feel like some other mode of trasport, they know they have you by the balls.
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Have you ever made a radical change in your life? I am going to get my head shaved today after 20 years of long hair and am donating my hair to a cancer support group.
Damn it Paul, I miss you. Why did you have to die?
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What is Gatorade's slogan?
"What Tiger puts in his tank"
"Good for "The Squirts" since 1965"
Is it in you? (Tiger's Penis)
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What is the weirdest thing to collect?
belly button lint, scabs
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In your personal opinion do you feel that there is a specific race or ethnicity in which most of the members "all look the same"? I've heard some people say this. Saying yes doesn't make you racist in my book, I'm just curious.
I would never be able to distinguish Asian men from one another. When I go into a Chinese restaurant, all the male servers look the same to me.
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Why are so many catholic priests pedophiles? Any Phychology behind it?
The Catholic Church forbids priests to marry and that is contrary to what the Bible says. It says in the Bible that it is better to marry than to be inflamed with passion.
So basically, you take away a sexual outlet with females and young boys begin to look very appealing.
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How many marriages has Ab led to?
I don't know if it has resulted in any. Quite a few people on AB have died since I came on. Very sad.
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Has anyone believed that sex was such a special thing to share with someone that they have kept it to only share it with one partner their entire life so far?
Yes, that is me.
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What is the most interesting statistic that you know?
Dr. Phil said 70 percent of all 3rd marriages end in divorce.
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Why do marriage vows say, "until death do us part". Does that mean after one dies we are no longer bound to each other. If we both die, does that mean we are both single again in heaven?
What makes you think people go to heaven when they die?
The Bible does speak of a very limited number being invited to heaven to rule as kings and priests but I would say that neither you or myself are part of that set number.
When you die, you are dead, therefore, you cannot be married when dead.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/20081101/article_01.htm
Since you are married now, above...
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My wife is very pissed off that I am on AB and have made friends and have emailed one of them, privately for some advice (a girl). She read all of my questions,etc and feels very uncomfortable with me . She will, I am sure, be reading this. What to do?
I have people on AB I chat with and some are even on my FB. For some reason, I relate better to men than women.
Hopefully, your wife can realize that you were just looking for some helpful suggestions from the opposite sex and you weren't trying to hook up with some gal on line.
My husband trusts me and I trust him. We have been married for 23 years.
Can you imagine how pissed...
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Where can you find the new Tiger Woods action figure doll?
Anywhere you see a "bobbling head".
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Has the Nobel Prize Committee damaged its credibility?
Obama as the recipient is a joke. But then again it's just a stupid popularity contest and won't get him an extra day of happiness.
The criticism that he won it will detract from him being awarded it.
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My Fiance wanted to take an out of the country vacation with just him and his female best friend. I was not cool with it and I told him my feelings. Why does he see nothing wrong with this?
He was just looking for a reaction.
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When my Fiance and I argue she brings up past arguements that we have (or I thought) we resolved, from all the way to the beginning of our relationship. Why does she keep brining these things up and why does she expect me to keep apologizing for them?
This is wrong. I hate to say it but your prospective partner is immature and petty and you should break the engagement now. Of course this will be painful but it will spare you from a bitter break up and divorce in the future. Find somoene else who can move past the past.
By the way, are you a guy or a chick? Your question history has me wondering.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1857598
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Do you feel sorry for Elin Woods following the scandal?
She seems to be a strong woman according to her friends and family. She seems to have Tiger by the balls right now.
The only way I would truly feel sorry for her would be if Tiger gave her an incurable sexually transmitted disease.
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What's going on with all the women lining up to admit they were involved with Tiger Woods?
Don't kid yourself, this is a casting call for a new reality show.
"Eye of the Tiger". He gets to date all these women and decide which one he will keep after his wife dumps him.
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My husband is not remorseful for having an affair with my best friend instead he tells me to move on. will i ever know the truth? i have so many unanswered questions?
Your best friend is a back stabber and your husband is sorry that his sex sessions with this "friend" have halted.
I think you need to move on and away from this person who is an adulterer who doesn't feel guilty.
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If Tiger Woods is getting so many women, why does he always look like he is about to cry all the time?
His penis hurts from all the sex.
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What's going on with all the women lining up to admit they were involved with Tiger Woods?
Tiger has a very ravenous sexual appetite. Thus, that explains "Tiger".
What really amazes me how one woman is all concerned and wants to get checked for STDs because she now knows that Tiger had relations with two porn stars. You don't have to be a porn star to have an STD.
These women should all show up at the clinic together and compare notes on Tiger's prowess...
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A study claims that people who become "green" or "eco-conscious" tend to steal and lie more than others. What are your thoughts on this?
I suppose since they want better things for the planet, this also carries over into their personal dealings. If you need to misrepresent things and take things that don't belong to you, I guess it goes with the idea of being better.
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What is the organizational structure of Jehovah witnesses like?
Visit a local congregation and ask a few of Jehovah's Witnesses to explain it to you. That will probably get you the best answer.
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My S/O's friend has invited me to an important social event. I wasn't invited at first as I wasn't considered important enough. I have only been invited now just to make up the numbers. My S/O is angry that, because of that, I won't go. Am I in the wrong?
If I find out that I am on the "B" list and then invited.. I don't go.
I agree with you. Your S/O can be angry but he can also go without you or support you and sit this event out too.
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I look around and see so many people who seem to want bigger houses, fancier cars, designer clothing, flawless bodies, perfect relationships. More, more, more. Is this really making them any happier?
Take a look at Tiger Woods. His a$$ is in hot water.
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Do you think Tiger Woods can still play golf with a wife an two children and 10 girlfriends?
He gives a whole new definition to "player".
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Why do some Christians not believe in the Trinity?
16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16
This one scripture proves that God and his son are two separate entities. There is so much more but this is my basis for not believing in the Trinity.
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We have Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Porky Pig. What would be a good name for a cartoon Panda?
Pedophile Panda
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Who Deserves a Bitch Slap?
The Gosselins, they are both selfish people.
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Once animals are slaughtered, what happens to their nipples?
they end up in pet food
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What secret ingredient do you add to cornbread?
a tad of cooked bacon can be heavenly
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What secret ingredient do you add to cornbread?
buttermilk will make it moist
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What term is used for an employee who only speaks to people who they think can further their career?
a brown-noser. they kiss arse of those who they think can provide them advancement.
also, "office whore" would be fitting.
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Why is sangria so darned expensive?
It's probably better for you to mix up your own than buying it bottled.
http://www.spain-recipes.com/basic-sangria-recipe.html
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What's the difference between a mail order bride website and an ordinary internet dating site?
Why is the former looked on badly but the latter is ok?
I think both are unsavory. There are plenty of ways to meet local people to date. You might get a real phony off the Internet.
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When I asked a handyman/contractor if he was insured, he said, "Why, aren't you?" Should I be wary of this guy?
Yes. Find someone who is licensed and insured.
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Is there such a thing as "too much" self-esteem? How do you determine when someone esteems himself/herself too highly?
Yes, the condition is overly proud or haughty.
Generally, you can figure out an egotistical maniac.
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Who is the funniest female comedian?
She is dead but I loved Totie Fields.
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Is there a curse of Gillette given the problems faced by Tiger Woods and Thierry Henry?
I don't know about this other person but Tiger Woods thinks that he smarter than his foreign born wife who was at home taking care of the kids.
People with a lot of money think they can do whatever they want and get away with it.
The sad reality is that in 6 months, Tiger Woods will be more popular than ever. That is the sick reality of life in the public eye... Look at Bill...
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It is acceptable for "cyber-sex" instant message chat to be conducted by an employee during the day at the job?
I guess idle hands are the devil's workshop.
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I work with this woman whose nipples are always hard and show through her shirt. What should I do?
Ignore it, just like I did with my former co-worker's morning hard ons. One day he actually told me that I had one visible nipple and one not visible through my shirt. Well, those days are over, I left that job.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1709904
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When a business buys pizza/food for customers, should that be coded as "Meals" (50% deduction) or "Customer Relations/EXPENSE" (100% deduction)? Thanks.
When I was putting in receipts every meal that the President and CEO had whether it was in BK or a swanky restaurant went under "Travel-Meals". Somehow I think this will bite them in the butt one day.
I think you should ask your manager how to enter it.
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What's a politically correct way to refer to the fact that your brother in law is unemployed?
I am unemployed now, there is nothing wrong with being unemployed.
If he was laid off, fired, quit, it is really of no consequence.
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Just gave my 16 year old son a 4 min .ass whipping with my belt, came home from work and found him and his girlfriend in our house, both just about naked together in a tight embrace kissing. I sent her home and let the belt fly across his ass. was I right
I think this is a baloney question.
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I told my s/o that I deserve better out of anger. In fact, he has really given me his best and I was just jealous. I tried to apologize but he said he's too hurt. I want to send a text msg. How can i say i am deeply sorry in a sincere eloquent way?
A text message is not the way to go. You either show up in person and apologize or if that is not possible, you call him on the telephone and let him hear you say it.
Think about it, maybe you do deserve better and the truth just go blurted out?
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I have a black cat named Obama, and that actually offends some people. Do you have a pet whose name is offensive to some?
My mom has a black and white cat that was neutered on January 20, 2009 which happened to be inauguration day for Obama. I thought this was quite appropriate.
This was quite funny because Jesse Jackson made the remark that he wanted to cut Obama's balls off a few months earlier.
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How much is Tiger Woods worth?
To me, he is worthless. A sneak, a cheater and a liar.
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Have you slept with your cousin?
I don't have any cousins and if I did, I would not.
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My boyfriend licks my armpits and sometimes my asshole too which i cant guess if i'm enjoying it or not.
does other couples do it?
As long as he doesn't try to kiss you after this, I wouldn't worry.
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What should I expect to find in your underwear?
my fat rump
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I never had a girlfriend and fear that I never will. I like girls but every time I take a risk I wind up feeling humiliated and worthless. Im 21 and I feel like I will never meet a beautifull girl. What should I do?
You might not meet a beautiful girl but you may meet and average girl. Lower your expectations.
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Hi Bag, I just heard about Nelson. Ive been away from AB for a while, but this has shocked and saddened me, he was awesome. Do you have any fond stories about conversations with him? Dont give me any points please, I'm not after points.
Here is a website made in memory of him.
http://www.paulkitwin.com/pics-of-paul-kitwin/
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Would you think it's fair for your best friend (who you haven't seen in a few weeks) to cancel their plans with you to go and see their girlfriend who they see almost every night?
You will not give him a blow job at the end of the night, she will.
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Do you know anywhere where I can have a special tattoo made, using invisible ink?
This is a really strange question. You can just pretend that you have a special tattoo that was done with invisible ink.
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I've been with my bf for almost 4 years. but i'm only 23 and i'm not ready to commit yet. i want to be free to go out with a lot of guys before i commit. he treats me well and clearly loves me, so would it be stupid to give it up?
Four years is along time to string somoene along that you have no intentions to marry at this time.
Do yourself a favor and break up with him so he can find a woman that is serious about a relationship and just isn't milking him for the dating perks.
You might find a real prick that treats you lousy. If you are lucky, you can always go back to him when you ready.
Have you...
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What is the cost of a monthly cable bill for a 2 bedroom apartment
Since we do not know where you live or what services you want with that cable, we are not qualified to even guess on the monthly cost. Perhaps you can ring up your local provider and ask for a quote based on the kind of package of channels you want and installation and hook ups and receiver boxes.
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If you have to reject someone, which is the best thing to say A) I have a partner already; B) you are not my type; or C) I am too busy?
Does the person being "rejected" really need a reason? Just say, I prefer not to see you, date you or hear from you anymore.
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Why wasn't Miley Cyrus on board the tour bus that crashed?
She was in some backwoods tattoo parlor getting inked.
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Do you have any plans for tonight, if so what?
Going to the local F.D. for Wing Night.
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I especially like that part of the Bible where God gets mad that nobody is paying any attention to him anymore so he murders hundreds of thousands of people and starts over. What is your favorite part?
I like what led up to that when Noah was building an ark and preaching for 40 years and no one paid him any mind and laughed at him.
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If you were a smoker, what would you do if someone saw you light up, asked if they could bum a smoke, but then tore it in half and threw it on the ground?
I would think they are out of their mind. Who is this person? If you want to quit, you will quit. Wasting your cigarettes is no way to help you.
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Should a suicidal person be able to help another suicidal person?
I suppose this is like the expression "the pot calling the kettle black". They are both black in color.
If person A wants to kill themself, how in the world could the prevent person B from killing themself?
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Of all the ex presidents wives. Who do you think if any, where actually running the show?
Nancy had Ronnie by the balls.
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Have you ever gone shopping for groceries and found that the store was out of something you wouldn't have expected them to be (like milk or bread)?
No, the staples have always been available... just the oddball thing I want is missing.
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What architectural style does the Empire State Building represent?
Looks like a big phallic symbol to me.
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The last couple days I have had blood in my urine. Completely random, didn't get hit in the kidneys and haven't gone to the doctor yet. What could be the cause?
You could have a kidney infection, cancer, venereal disease..... who the hell knows what. Get yourself an appointment with a clinic or doctor and stop dragging your ass.
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So Tiger Woods is "retooling" the prenup to keep his wife in the marriage. What do you think?
He can wipe his filthy hands with that pre-nup. No judge would deny Mrs. Woods a fair settlement on the grounds of infidelity.
If what you say is true, he is more of a disgusting person than I originally imagined.
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Some people can't figure out their own lives or control themselves...they are a total mess!...So why do they think they have the right to scold others for their choices? How does this make any sense at all?
Wow, this post reminds me of a song....
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I have a pollup in my throat which has caused my throat to be hoarse. im a singer and have to many gigs and dont want to let people down is there a spray that can help...
Polyp
You might as well know the proper spelling for what you have.
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When you really miss someone from your past that died, what eases the pain?
Do you know that when Jesus was on earth and his friend Lazarus died, Jesus wept. Jesus was a perfect man on earth and he still felt grief when his beloved companion Lazarus was in the tomb. Jesus performed a miracle and brought him back to life but eventually Lazarus died again. This was recorded in the Bible to show that death is not a permanent condition and that God wants his children to...
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When you really miss someone from your past that died, what eases the pain?
I know they are not suffering and are asleep.
They are safe in God's memory and he will resurrect them to life at a future date where I hope to be reunited with them.
My friend Gwen has been gone for over 30 years but I keep her alive in my thoughts and heart.
(John 5:28-29) Do not marvel at this, because the hour is coming in which all those in the memorial tombs will hear...
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My boyfriend wants to take our relationship further by introducing sexual activities. But i don't know whether i want to or not. Please help and get back to me (:
of course he wants to have sex with you. once he conquers you he will be done with you and move on the next challenge. if he wants to have sex with you, he should marry you first.
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Have you ever pooped a balloon?
No. I would. have had to swallow it first.
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What do you dip your fish sticks in? I use ketchup
i like a creamy horseradish sauce
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Are you sure where will you go when you die?
I am not sure about your question.
Me, my soul will cease to exist, it will be extinguished like a flame that goes out.
My corpse, I have no idea what will become of that.
Hopefully to be cremated.
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Am I a selfish husband if, I have E.D. and refuse to see a Urologist? I prefer to be au natural and don't like pills, so am I being selfish if I expect my wife to cool her jets from here on out?
Doctor Oz said that the penis is to a man's health like the dipstick is to a car's engine. You should definitely see a doctor to make sure that your problems don't go beyond the issue of your solider standing at attention.
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In what cases, if ever, is it appropriate to ask someone out via a method which isn't face-to-face?
When it's a bit of a long distance between you two.
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Name one Black comedian
Redd Foxx
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Am I a selfish husband if, I have E.D. and refuse to see a Urologist? I prefer to be au natural and don't like pills, so am I being selfish if I expect my wife to cool her jets from here on out?
I think this is a BS question on your part trying to get a rise out of us. No pun intended.
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Is heavy "petting" considered cheating, when its not with your S/O?
Come on, I am surprised that this would even be asked.
Ask your significant other what they think.
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Do you think that Christmas will change and become LESS material?
Nope, not until Christmas is eliminated.
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Why does Barack Obama want to kill more solders and civilians in Iraq? I voted for him because he was against the war. I believe that funds that we tax from the rich should be given to the struggling Americans, not used for murder.
He got your vote and now he will do whatever he sees fit. It has been like that for centuries... does this really surprise you?
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Can someone tell me why the passenger side rear-view mirror is different from the right side in most cars and says something like "cars in mirror are closer than they appear"?
Must be the way it has to be.
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My wife bought her male coworker underwear and lied about it. What does that mean?
I hemmed my male co-worker's pants. I don't know why your wife had to lie about anything unless she is having an affair with him.
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If Scott Peterson got raped or murder wouldn't it make you laugh and make you feel happy? Im a serious.
No, I would rather he face each day knowing that he is a killer of his wife and unborn child. That is a better punishment as far as I can see.
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What does World AIDS Day mean to you?
I avoid sex with anyone other than my husband, my husband only has sex with me and neither one of us take a blood transfusion so it is not something that directly concerns me.
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If a girl was made to have an abortion by her mother or father will she go to hell?
Can you explain exactly what you mean by "hell"?
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My boyfriend made a vow of chastity until his wedding. How do I convince him to break his vow?
The world is in a sad situation because of attitudes like the one you have. Honestly, he can do much better than you and find a woman who respects his moral decisions.
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Are you a tolerant person?
In some respects yes, in other respects there are certain behaviors that I will not stand for. I suppose it depends greatly on the situation.
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When I was first dating this guy he lied about his age, nationality, job... he has since come clean, is that normal? He wants me to trust him now, but was that just a play to get me in bed and now he wants something more serious?
A leopard cannot change it's spots. Let him deceive someone else, be happy you got the real deal on him.
Is this the dude you are engaged to?
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My boyfriend made a vow of chastity until his wedding. How do I convince him to break his vow?
You find another boyfriend quickly.
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If Jebus had died from a stroke would Xtians wear blood clots around their necks?
I can see your point about crucifixes but there are other ways to show that idolatry and adoration of the cross are not proper.
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Do you think it's wrong of me to be jealous about my boyfriend of 8years close female friend whom i am barely hearing more about now? and they been working together for 10 years. what do you think or how would you feel?
He is your boyfriend for eight years? He has no plans to get engaged and make you his wife? Why hasn't this relationship advanced in all this time?
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Who or what is the biggest power drain of your mental resources?
bullshit
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How long would you make your boyfriend/girlfriend wait to have sex?
Till he married me.
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Am I the only one around who didn't know that sending texts that were erotic was called "sexting"?
Don't feel bad, I had no idea what a finial was until my husband explained it to me.
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Do you think you could ever actually eat another human being? I'm talking about a life or death situation here. Or would you rather starve?
I truly cannot answer this question and hope that it never becomes a reality.
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Once you catch someone lying or being dishonest with you, do you ever never believe them, or do you give them the benefit of the doubt?
In retrospect, I think I was lied to a lot at the job I just left. Simple things like "the credit card account had to be closed because of some suspect fraud charges". Now I can see the translation is "we needed to get a card with a lower interest rate because we are now going to be paying things off slowly cause the business is going down the tubes". I suppose they were...
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Who diverts attention in stress?
brain or heart?
The mainstream media.
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Things not to stuff down the Toilet?
Former Bosses
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Which celebrities have you ment? Where they nice?
I have not met any celebrities and hope to keep it that way.
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What celebrities have you cry over when they died?
John Candy
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What is the term given to the body when it is cold?
rigor mortis
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Is it wrong to have boyfriend and have a girlfriend at the same time.Would that be cheating..
You are coming up with some real humdinger questions today. I am speechless.
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Which famous comedian proposed to his wife through a crossword puzzle with the help of puzzlemaster Will Shortz?
I would like to say Tiger Woods but he is not a comedian and the correct answer is already supplied.
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Given the recent incidences like the "balloon boy" or the White House party crashers... has anybody ever actually gotten their own reality show after pulling a publicity stunt?
I think the life of Bobby Brown has been a media stunt. Honestly, these reality shows are "mind poison".
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My wife had an affair, and wants a divorce. she has told her family her side of the story but not that she had an affair. Should I contact her family and tell them the truth? should I tell her boss because there is a conflict of intrest at work? I forgave
Everyone will leave out key details of a situation to make themselves appear to be the "victim". Her family is going to believe her to be a lily white angel even if her hands are dripping blood. Your best bet is to let this woman go and consent to the divorce.
Telling her family anything will make you look like a wacko. Trust me, they will find out in their own way and time...
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Have you ever had a feeling something bad was going to happen and you didnt tell anyone and then the thing you though was going to happened really happened
No, I can't say that I have. I don't do prophecy.
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I really like a guy named Matt he is super cute. He is so sweet, funny, smart and athletic. Every time I see him I swear I lose my breath. I really want to tell him I like him, but I don't know how. (2009-11-30)
Do yourself a favor and keep your feelings to yourself. The chances that he will feel the same way about you are sort of slim. Keep this excitement in your heart and wait until you find a guy that is eager to pursue you. Trust me on this one.
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What do you do when you give good advice on dating but you wont take your on advice.
I suppose I would label myself as a hypocrite?
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Did we all need to be reminded that Tiger Woods is "not perfect"?
I like if you take his name Eldrick Woods and scramble it up, you can spell
Did Wreck Solo
Due to injuries sustained in a one-car accident last week, Tiger Woods will be unable to play in the 2009 Chevron World Challenge.
"I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week," Woods said. "I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I'm...
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Why do so many females fight over no good men?
That has always been a thought of mine too. There can be a cheating dawg on Jerry Springer and these dumb gals are ready to claw another woman's eyes out so she can keep the dawg.
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My girlfriend wants a crotch rocket and i think that there a deathtrap. I would rather have her ride a harley because i think there safer. That and Harleys are just cooler anyway.
Motorcycles are dangerous no matter what type you get. With all the crazy drivers of SUVs and other huge vehicles, you don't stand a chance on the road anyway. Just get a car and you won't end up dead and buried so quickly.
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Does Tiger Woods owe an explanation?
Did he really fart during a game two years back and then chuckle over it?
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Have you ever been micro-managed? How did you deal with it?
The boss would complain about my co-workers desk being a mess, his mom would notice the plants needing water and then the other boss would ask about returns of defective product of very small value as well as refund checks in the amount of less than 50 dollars.
This is all a diversion so you don't focus on the real problems of what is going on. Sort of like speaking about Tiger Woods...
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What kind of question sets off your BS detector? Do you indeed have one or are you trusting of all AB users?
I look at the history of Q & A and the profile. Haven't really seen too many trolls lately, but then again I spend more time on FB now.
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Christians: are you willing to give your life for your Faith?
Yes, because even if I lose my life now, it can be restored by Jehovah God in the future.
39 He that finds his soul will lose it, and he that loses his soul for my sake will find it.
Matthew 10:39
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Can you explain who your God is?
My God has a name and it is Jehovah.
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Is there's anybody here who can summon a demon and make it do things?
Not me, I stay away from the dark side.
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My boyfriend and I just broke up after seven years, I caught him in a lie. Not a cheating lie a trust lie, something he promised never do do again. What can you say to me to make me realize we can never get back together?
Wow, this question is over a year old. How did this ever float to the top after all this time. I trust that things are all settled by now.
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Have you ever been micro-managed? How did you deal with it?
Yes. I went from being not managed at all for like 13 months to micro-managed this past month. How did I deal with it? I quit my job of almost 4 years yesterday. If they want to keep such close tabs on everything after keeping no tabs on it for so long, they can be my guest!
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Does Tiger Woods owe an explanation?
I hope that Elin got a few good swings on this cheating husband of hers. When the divorce goes through, I hope she gets a big chunk of his fortune for this public humiliation.
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Should Tiger Woods stick to driving golf balls instead of motor vehicles? (I think he can afford a chauffeur)
I think he should continue farting on the golf course. The guy is loaded, has a beautiful wife and two darling children and he had to go out and screw around. Unbelievable, from King David, to David Letterman to Tiger Woods, no one can keep it in their pants.
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I'm not a racist but don't Tiger Woods and Barack Obama has a striking resemblance?
They are both mixed race, that is about it.
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If you had to choose between your Family or your Faith, Which one would YOU choose?
My faith.
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I know I'm a stranger but I'm good,will you allow me to have dinner with your family at your house?,can I stay at your house for at least one day?.
No. Theodore Bundy appeared good and charming and he killed a whole mess of people. Forget it.
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Me & my girlf been dating for a year. I recently found out that after a few months of us dating and sleeping together she was also dating another guy at the same time, I dont know if they slept together, im getting annoyed, should i ask her about it?
If she is willing to fornicate with you, why wouldn't she be fornicating with another guy also?
You get what you get.
Plus, you were not sleeping together, you were screwing each other's brains out.
I hate euphemisms.
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Is it just me or do most chinese buffets seem to have all the same dishes?
What do you expect? Do you expect them to invent new Chinese items to put out?
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What to Santa, mistletoe, Yule Logs, and Christmas trees have to do with the birth of Christ?
Not a darn thing. Christmas is a holiday to make money and sell items. If you truly love Christ and follow his commandments, you will observe his sacrificial death as commanded in the scriptures.
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I have these these swollen lumps under my arm they become filled with pus and are very painful what could this be
We are not doctors, this sounds horrible. Why would you suffer like this? If you don't have medical coverage, try to find a clinic where a doctor is willing to evaluate you and treat you. Do not delay.
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What should be the charge to the couple who attended the president's party without being invited?
They should make the cover of People magazine for showing the Secret Service to be a bunch of bumbling fools.
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What AB category interests you the most?
I find question relating to "cheating" to be most interesting. Then just regular "relationship" questions run second.
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When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday, reading an obit for someone I know out loud.
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Should Tiger Woods stick to driving golf balls instead of motor vehicles? (I think he can afford a chauffeur)
Tiger Woods needs to keep his putter in his own bag and not put it in a strange bag.
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
You have not provided any details. Fill in the blanks.
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The sewage water from toilets and city sewers gets treated and pumped right back into your home, how does this make you feel?
Thirsty.
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HOW COULD YOU EVER TRUST AGAIN AFTER BEING RAPED?
Well, I don't really "trust" anyone, I am very careful and suspicious. Trusting people get hurt and killed.
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Women: Do you like it when men suckle on your nipples, or would you prefer they just get down to other business?
I would prefer my toes to be sucked instead.
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
Whether or not a relationship can survive cheating also depends on who did the cheating. Baisden says if a man cheats, there's a chance he will be forgiven, but if a woman gets caught, "it's definitely over," Baisden says, "because that is a direct assault on his manhood, and he wants no part of that; he will not want to have anything to do with that woman."
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How long would a responsible adult be put in prison for, and on what charges for having a 14 yr old girl die, in a party of teenagers under her supervision, if the 14 yr old had been ingesting drugs?
I suggest this plays out in the court and then there will be an answer when all the facts and testimony are in.
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True of False, at Christmas you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your stockings?
I don't observe Christmas, never did.
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
How old are you? Fifteen, sixteen?
From the phrasing of your question, you don't say anything about your love for him and you are focusing on your own anxiety. Did you ever think of the flood of negative emotions that he is having?
"I" want our relationship...
"I" know it won't
Will he ever forgive "ME".
"I'M" so worried.
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What is another name for "husband" OR "wife"?
Sex Partner
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My wife has allowed her sons girlfriend to move in with us,it is causing problems.Will our marriage end in divorce
Are you sexually attracted to the step son's woman? Hey, just keep your hands off her if you know what is good for you.
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What is the derivation of "look after"?
you can't "look before".. so you "look after" something. If I tell you to please "look after" my dog.... I would have to have a dog first.
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
Did you ever see that movie "Unfaithful" with Richard Gere and Diane Lane? Let's say your boyfriend goes and kills this dude in a jealous rage, how would that make you feel? A tad more than worried I would suspect.
Not just men can have a "Fatal Attraction" kind of scenario where things go wrong.
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
Did your boyfriend confront this other guy? Did the other guy tell him? Does he know all the dirty details of what you did behind his back?
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
Maybe he thinks it was just some drunken sex that you had... after all, it is possible the same thing happened to him.
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
Why do you think he "still loves you"?
What is his phone number and I will ask him if he will truly ever forgive you.
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
Were you worried when you were on your back and the other guy was pounding into you? If not, then you should not be worried now.
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My wife has allowed her sons girlfriend to move in with us,it is causing problems.Will our marriage end in divorce
She is making fornication very easy for her son and his girl. What a mom!
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
Let us put the shoe on the other foot.
What about if you found out that your boyfriend was doing push ups on top of some other female in addition to you? How would that make you feel? Would you be able to forgive him? Would you ever be able to trust him? How would you feel everytime another woman walks by and he sees her, would you think he might bed her too?
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Last night I had a dream that I was wearing a dress made of ice cream on a hot day in a parking lot and I couldn't find my car. People were pointing, laughing, taking photos. What do you think this means
Sounds very erotic. Reminds me of that song "MacArthur Park".
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When driving, and you have a passenger in your car, do you make sure they have their seat belt on?
I don't transport people in my car on a regular basis, it is very rare. If you are riding in my front passenger seat, then a seat belt must be worn.
I don't feel like going to a funeral or being given a summons for lack of seat belt use.
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
What is your question? I don't see a question here.
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Do monkeys have tits?
Monkeys are mammals and therefore females have lactating breasts for their young and if you want to refer to them as "tits", then the answer is yes.
One year I was at the Bronx Zoo and a gorilla was squeezing her own breasts and shooting milk into her own mouth. This was quite amusing.
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
This guy that you had sex with over the summer. Was it once, twice, three times?? Thirty times? How did you ever get rid of him. Your body must be so hot and amazing that he probably called you day and night for more. You must feel very special.
Maybe your boyfriend wants to share you with the other guy. Have you ever asked him if he is okay with that?
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
If your boyfriend still loves you, don't you wonder if he hasn't gone out and bedded some random girl to "even out he score" between you and him. It would not surprise me. If you found out he had sex with another woman, how would you feel?
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
Why would you want your relationship to be "normal"? You specifically did something to fracture the situation between you and him. Did you confess your cheating to him or did he find out some other way.
Are you sorry that you were unfaithful or just sorry that he found out?
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
What if this guy who you screwed over the summer gives you some nasty sexually transmitted disease? Has your boyfriend even kissed you since he found out about the other guy?
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
Why did you cheat on him in the first place?
Do you not feel good about yourself? Does he not give you round the clock attention that you crave?
Why don't you hook up with the guy you had sex with over the summer. He must fill some need inside of you that your boyfriend cant.
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Why do Jehovas Witnesses always hunt in packs?
The same reason two cops usually show up when you call them.
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What is the best cat litter, and can any cat litter stop your cat from going outside the box now and then?
I can tell you the worst cat litter. Never buy Hartz cat litter, it is horrible. It doesn't clump well, makes a lot of dust, tracks all over and it cements urine to the bottom of the litter pan.
Never buy this brand.
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What conversational genres are you most stimulated by and why?
The idea of "support groups". I just don't get it.
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What would be the most embarrassing thing that a parent could confess to a child?
That their father was GWB.
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Do you think its stupid to tell someone your disorders if you have one in a job interview if they ask you?
You can screw with them and confess that you are a "pathological liar". But they won't know if you are telling the truth or not.
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If you could add one law to your country's laws what would it be?
Death for those that drive drunk and someone dies as a result of it.
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"Answerbag" spelled backwards is "gabrewsna". Can you think of any other words that when spelled backwards make another word?
What is the meaning of gabrewsna? Is that a word in a foreign language?
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Is there a shelter for battered fish?
Yes, after they are deep fried, it is called my lower intestine.
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What is the number one thing to look for in a partner?
they bring out the best in you.
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Dog person or Cat person? and why?
I am a dog person but my lifestyle is that of a cat person.
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Any clues to tell if your phone line is tapped?
Use a cellphone. I don't even have a copper line phone in my house anymore.
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Just thinking. Imagine situation when you go out with your hubby and another woman is openly flirting with your husband in front of you and ignoring you completly. What would you do? How to keep your dignity but don't feel bulied into a corner?
Ignore the woman flirting with my husband. He will drop the bomb that he is married and introduce me to her.
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Why would a guy want to meet a girl in a bar?
He is ugly and she has beer goggles.
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How have you experienced the resurrection power of Jesus in your own life?
I have never seen anyone resurrected in my lifetime. I do not understand your question. Could you please clarify what you mean?
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Sometimes I embelish quite a bit when relating a story to friends. Is that wrong?
I guess you feel your life is not exciting enough as is, I feel sad about that.
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Hi, My family was given a cat about 8 months ago. The owner was sent to Germany and couldnt take it. She is on leave and trying to take cat back. She never sent us anything for its care. Can she legally take the cat? My son loves the kitty
If I were a judge, I would say that she abandoned the cat and it is very difficult and expensive to bring an animal into a country like Germany because it would have to be in quarantine for a bit and that would be very hard on the cat.
If she has any brains and half a heart, she will get herself a cat in Germany and leave this one in your loving home.
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Name 1 sexually transmitted disease, what it is and what it does.
Genital herpes
For people with no prior contact with HSV-1 or HSV-2, initial infection involves both whole body (systemic) and local symptoms.
Generalized symptoms include:
•Decreased appetite
•Fever
•Malaise
•Muscle aches
Local symptoms include repeated eruptions of small, painful blisters filled with clear, straw-colored fluid on the genitals, around the...
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Name 1 sexually transmitted disease, what it is and what it does.
Chlamydia
As many as 1 in 4 men with chlamydia have no symptoms. In men, chlamydia may produce symptoms similar to gonorrhea. Symptoms may include:
•Burning sensation during urination
•Discharge from the penis or rectum
•Testicular tenderness or pain
•Rectal discharge or pain
Only about 30% of women with chlamydia have symptoms. Symptoms that may occur in women...
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Name 1 sexually transmitted disease, what it is and what it does.
Genital human papillomavirus (HPV)
Most people with HPV do not develop symptoms or health problems. But sometimes, certain types of HPV can cause genital warts in men and women. Other HPV types can cause cervical cancer and other less common cancers, such as cancers of the vulva, vagina, anus, and penis. The types of HPV that can cause genital warts are not the same as the types that can...
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Are igneous or sedimentary rocks more porous? why?
This reminds me of the dialog between the two main characters in the movie "What's Up Doc".
Personally, I prefer metamorphic ones.
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Did you have fast food or home cooked meal tonight?
It was not home cooked and it was not fast food.
I got store made turkey meat balls and cooked them in a pan and pierogi that came already prepared.
It was a sorry excuse for a meal but at least it was not obtained from a drive through.
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Name 1 sexually transmitted disease, what it is and what it does.
Gonorrhea.... it is a weird looking word. Reminds me of Gommorah..... Sodom and Gomorrah... Syphilis and Gonorrhea...
Symptoms in men include:
•Burning and pain while urinating
•Increased urinary frequency or urgency
•Discharge from the penis (white, yellow, or green in color)
•Red or swollen opening of penis (urethra)
•Tender or swollen testicles
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I have heard people refer themselves as "annal", what are they refering to?
I think it is "anal retentive".... basically means they don't want to give up their shit to the toilet.. they wanna hold it back.
I suppose the classification would be someone who is a bit of a "control freak". I don't use "anal" because I don't want people think I am talking about anal sex.
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My best friend wants to tell his wife of 7 years about an affair he had while they were engaged. He is happily married and wants to be completely honest with his wife about his past. I think it's a bad idea, but I haven't said so yet. What do you think?
I think it's his marriage and if he wants it to implode, that is his business. He tells her and you will be spending a lot more time with this guy.
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Should you believe everything you hear about the Bible?
It depends on what you heard.
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What is the best movie made based on the life of a real person?
Monster. The Aileen Wuornos story. Charlize Theron is amazing.
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What do women know more about than men?
Nothing. The man is always right.
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Did you know that men's maternity wear is now available?
That is just wrong on so many levels.
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Why does my wife choose to go out to dinner without underpants or a bra with a short dress on and tops that show her nipples?
She wants to air out the kitty and let the girls fly free.
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Is it bad to break up with someone over the phone or a text
If a person does this, they should never be allowed to date anyone else. This has to be the most cowardly way to end a relationship. If they hunt the person down and stalk them, it is deserved.
If you can't look someone in the eye, you are spineless.
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Has anyone else ever drank wine directly from the bottle by themself?
No, I can't say that I didn't pour it into a vessel of some sort first.
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Why do some people not drink alcohol at all?
They have had too many DWIs.
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Is it true that Walmart is now going to be selling caskets?
Costco Wholesale has been doing it for years.
Universal Casket Company products.
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Is it normal for Christians to feel a tremendous amount of guilt after having sexual feelings?
Depends on the sexual feelings involved. I think if I was fantasizing about sex with animals or women, I would be ashamed.
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Would you rather be around people who act nice to you but don't really mean it, or people who act mean/aggressive but truly do care about you deep inside?
If you are around a schitzophrenic, you can have them both.
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I am in a hotel room & I am starving. Don't feel like going out so should I have pasta, pizza or something else? Majority wins so opinions everyone?
Room service is over priced and probably not that good.
Be brave and venture out for a nice meal with some veggies.
There has to be something within walking distance.
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I got stuck in Beverly hills with one of my fiends. Do you find that funny at all?
Seems like it could be fun.
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Why would my girlfriend 2 years we been togeather we loved each other to much leave me without an explanation
She screwed some other guy and she doesn't want to deal with you over it. Sorry.
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What do you think of the "Snuggie"?
Prevents sexual activity between young and old.
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What do you think of the "Snuggie"?
It's a backwards robe for backwards people.
The claim is "it keeps you warm from head to toe".
Doesn't have a hood and doesn't have "feeties" on it.. thus a lie.
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What are we all consider to be in God's eyes?
considered?
sinners
But God recommends his own love to us in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
Romans 5:8
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What exactly is a "manly" man?
The Brawny Guy. Rugged, hairy, flannel shirt.
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R all boys atracted to wemen tht r skinny if so then i am gonna spend the rest of mii life alone
Boys are attracted to women that spell correctly and form a logical sentence.
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Are all Jehovah Witnesses are obligated to prozletyze from door-to-door? What if they are physically handicapped?
Even if you are physically handicapped, as long as you can communicate, you will come in contact with people who you can share your faith with. Sometimes it is a caregiver, doctors, neighbors, people in public.
Then there are these amazing things called computers where you can write letters and telephones where you can talk.
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First word that comes to mind with the letters "ui" together in?
build
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What would you do if your s/o suddenly asks you to organize a threesome for him/her?
Laugh and tell him to get lost!
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Is there a female doctor in WV that castrates men. The pain from my balls is unbearable, they got to go. I'm too embaressed to go to male Doctor.
Why do you care who provides medical care?
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Would you date someone who is poor, without a job or anything that would lead to one?
I would not date a lazy person. Then again I am married and have to love my husband whether he has money or not.
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Would you convert to a different religion for love?
No, I only dated men with the same religious beliefs.
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How many songs on your iPod have the word Satan in the title?
None, but in fairness, none with Jehovah or Jesus either.
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When was the last time had a date at the pizza parlor?
Yes, but it was 25 years ago with my husband.
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Yes or No, you have been so into a date that instead of going out you ordered food to be delivered instead?
No. never happened to me but I only dated 3 guys. I never order food to be delivered because I am paranoid. I don't like people knowing where I live
and don't want the food to be tampered with before it reaches me.
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If everyone was Gay there would be no procreation and I feel this puts more pressure on Straight people. Is this a Rational Anxiety?
What the hell kind of pressure is on straight people? I don't have kids and I never felt pressured to have them.
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Where is the strangest place anyone has ever tried to chat you up?
Last year this service station attendant offered to impregnate me... it was very bizarre. It was at a Lukoil.
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Approximately how many people did you date before finding your s/o?
2
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Why is the Michael Jackson movie out for only two weeks?
I think they are trying to make people go see it before they lock it away in a vault for 50 years.
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How come everybody thinks Jonah was swallowed by a whale when it says in the Bible he was swallowed by a fish? Whale is not a fish.
People are people... a large fish in most people's mind is a whale.. but it could have been a dolphin or a shark... who knows.
Also, there was a fruit in the garden of Eden but most people will call it an apple. It could have been any of the many hand held fruits.
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What are some good and effective ways to bust stress?
eat a cupcake and pet a cat
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How popular is Arnold Scharzenegger as Governor of California?
He is very popular. He is in the news constantly and it's not for cheating on his wife.
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No matter what you do or say your s/o wont satisfy you in bed. YOur sexually fustrated all the time.. What are your options, would you cheat on them?
I would get a great sex toy like a Sybian.
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Why do cats keep their eyes closed when drinking milk from a saucer?
It's a very intense experience... almost orgasmic.
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Should a man ever beg a woman to marry him? why would a man do this?
Desperation is not pretty. No one should ever beg for acceptance of a marriage proposal.
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Is it acceptable to fire an employee for being a Christian with poor boundaries?
Is that you Steve Phillips?
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Where is a store you shop at where you DON'T expect any customer service?
Sex shop. Just kidding.
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Do people who constantly seek attention drive you nuts?
No one gets my attention anyway because I am a bit ADD so it doesn't bother me.
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Is it appropriate to tell a fellow Christian that they're living a life of sin?
What happened to all the answers here?
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What would be the worst place to spend your honeymoon?
In a hospital.
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Ladies, you are wearing a silk top and are in a bar. A total stranger walks up to you as you are sitting with your hubby, stands between you and hubby and "feels" your top, (just above breast ) between his fingers and sits back down. How do you respond?
I would not have to respond at all. If a man touched me in front of my husband, my man would have a very serious talk with him about how he should never lay his fingers on another man's wife.
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Why do people I don't know ask me if I'm gay? What possible reasons could they have?
They might be gay and they find you sexually attractive.
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Does a wink still mean flirting these days? I have a co-worker who always winks at me, touches my back, and innocent things like that. I think it's nothing, but others keep talking about how he is flirting with me. What do you think?
Are you in a relationship? Is he in a relationship.
Personally, I think he should keep his mitts off of your in the workplace. If neither of you are involved, he should just invite you out on a date.
Since I do not know the personal circumstances of either of you, I cannot comment.
He could be setting himself up for a "sexual harassment" case. He should be more careful.
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In Numbers 12, God gives Miriam leprosy for critizing her brother Moses' marriage to an Ethiopian woman. Only Miriam gets this punishment, although both she and her brother Aaron had complained. Your thoughts on the moral lesson being taught here?
The fact that only Miriam was stricken with leprosy may suggest that she was the instigator of wrong conduct on that occasion.
Her sin in murmuring against Moses may have been greater than Aaron’s, possibly even being a case of jealousy of a woman against another woman (since they began to speak against Moses on account of his Cushite wife), with Aaron siding in with his sister rather...
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If "Obama" was an acronym, what do you think it would spell out?
One Black Angry Man Awaits
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"A US man is facing a charge of indecent exposure - after failing to get dressed before making himself a morning cup of coffee in his own kitchen." The woman who called the police is a peeping Tom, and Virginia is a fascist cesspit. Thoughts? (see URL)
As long as he wasn't stirring his coffee cup with his cock, all is fine in my opinion.
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Do Jehovah's Witnesses believe that Jesus is not God?
That is correct, Jesus is the son of God.
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Is it appropriate to tell a fellow Christian that they're living a life of sin?
If you are a spiritual person, you will no doubt recall the instance of Nathan and how he needed to approach David. Nathan was very careful on how he spoke to David and allowed David's heart to help him draw the correct conclusion.
The best way to address this situation would be might be to share some scriptural principles with the person and allow them to think about the matter.
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How would you feel if your s/o told you that somebody else is the hottest person ever or some other variant of that?
I realize that I am not "hot" at all. It would be okay with me, everyone has opinions.
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If strange men buy Women`s dirty underwear online. Can I sell my dirty socks to strange women online?
I believe their is a market for almost anything.
I don't know what the big attraction is with worn underpants. I have a cat that loves to rub her face in my dirty panties. Some people must get turned on by body scents... that is all I can figure out.
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Have you seen the musical Cats?
Yes, I was in the front row and was up close and personal to their panting and sweating. I prefer being further back.
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My boyfriend told me he wants to strangle me until I die during sex and then revive me and that he wants to cut me and then suck my blood, I could not tell if he was joking or serious, this is a little disturbing, should I be concerned?
You are going to be dead or in jail with a boyfriend like this. He sounds like he is suffering from some type of mental disorder. These twisted suggestions that he makes to you are not funny or normal. When you stop posting, we will know that he strangled you to death.
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My boyfriend has talked about wanting us to kidnap a teenage girl, rape her and then kill her. He laughs about it, and has brought it up more than once. It disturbs me, should I be concerned about this?
How does this make you feel? I would seriously think about whether this is someone that you wish to associate with.
Look at Phillip Garrido, do you think what he and his wife did to Jaycee Dugard was funny? Do you think terrorizing and killing a teen is a fun sport?
How many animals has he tortured or killed lately? You may be courting a future serial killer.
Good luck to you.
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If I consider homosexual behavior immoral does that make me a bigot?
I consider homosexual practices to be immoral because that is what the Bible says and I agree with God's feelings on the matter.
I do not mistreat or speak badly to anyone regardless if they are a homosexual or a fornicator or anything else.
God does the final judging and not me.
I do not think you are a bigot unless you run around bad talking people for their personal choices.
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If you could only list one, what is the deal breaker for you in a relationship?
Dishonesty
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How to live with a cheater and liar? I love my husband but he cheated on me many times.
Did you ever ask him why he cheats and lies? You may love him but it seems like he doesn't love and respect you very much.
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Do you believe in the saying "Once a cheater, always a cheater"?
Some people do learn and reform, others just get sneakier the next time and cover their tracks better.
It really depends on the person, everyone is a unique individual.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/19990422a/article_02.htm
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Do you immediately go to heaven or hell when you die, or just "sleep" until Jesus comes back?
Look at the account of Lazarus and his resurrection in the Bible and you will have your answer.
If Lazarus was in Heaven, why would Jesus bring him back to earth. If Lazarus was in a place of torment, he surely would have been happy to be liberated from that.
John 11:1-53
Now there was a certain man sick, Laz´a·rus of Beth´a·ny, of the village of Mary and...
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Does your phone number have a zero anywhere in it?
not one zero, many 6's
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How do you competely trust a married man that you're dating?
This has got to be one of the funniest questions ever that was asked in earnest.
You mean, how do you trust a cheater?
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Is Jesus the only one who did the death and resurrection show?
Can you clarify what is "musical" about Jesus?
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If your bf lied to you about smoking and you confronted him about it and he still tried lying about it what does that mean?
It means you need to dump this smoker who is also a chronic liar. There are plenty of good men out there who don't have this unhealthy habit.
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Approx how much would it cost to replace all carpeting, the backseat, interior of trunk, jack, tool bag, spare tire, etc. in a 2005 dodge neon sxt? I was unfortunate enough to spill 4 gallons of oil in the trunk and it went underneath all upholstery.
Wow, that is unfortunate. I had a Neon back in 99 for 16 months and I hated it. I drove through a hurricane and was hoping it would get caught in an overflowing creek and I could get out and it would be washed away. Well, that didn't happen.
Let me ask you, was this used motor oil or unused motor oil? I think it would be disgusting to have a car with dirty motor oil spilled in it....
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Since Dr. Oz has been on Oprah and now has his own show, it is acceptable to check out your deposit in the toilet. How many are willing to admit they checked it out before in was envogue?
I have always been curious as to what comes out of me whether it is snot, phlegm, urine or poop.
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What do you think of Dr. Oz?
He sometimes makes strange little squints and he has patchy hairy arms but aside from that he is cool.
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Is not wanting stretch marks a valid reason to have an abortion?
I guess if you are Kate Gosselin and you have already had your stomach fixed from the six kids you carried in there already.
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Can someone explain to me why it takes a woman over 2 hours to get ready? I can get ready within 30 minutes. What do they do during all that time? She says she wants to look 'beautiful', but I cant tell any difference. i mean, she is beautiful already!!
You have a high maintenance girly girl on your hands.
If you saw me, you would hurl. I just wash and get dressed. I do nothing fancy to my hair or nails and don't wear any make up.
I can get ready in less than 30 minutes and 20 minutes of it is shower time.
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Who are the Cleveland Browns traditional rivals?
Did you know the black neighbor on Family Guy was named after the Cleveland Browns?
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When I find an AB member who uses the same words as I do...who asks the questions I would ask or gives answers that I would give, it forms an instant bond for me. Do you feel the same way? Have you experienced the same thing?
Yes, there are two members that basically "take the words right out of my mouth". One is male and one is female.
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My husband gets a call in the middle of the night runs out of the room with the cell phone and then tells me that it was his buddy but later I find out that it was a women what should I make of this?
Perhaps you husband is a pimp and it was one of his girls needing some help from him.
If he is smart, he will put his ringer on silent so you both can get a good night's sleep.
This is probably what happened to Steve Phillips, some crazy chick at work can't get enough of your man from 9-5, she gotta dump all her problems on him whenever.
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On another note hubby receives a text message from a women that states she loves his bald head.... what should I make of this text message?
I love bald heads myself. Hopefully she was just paying him a compliment. If she texts, "I love your shaved balls".. there might be a problem.
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Do you think that someone should stay with someone if they have an illness
If you are married to them, by all means.
Remember the vows? In sickness and in health? For Richer for Poor?? Till death do us part???
I think there is one deal breaker and that would be "Sex Addict". If your partner can't keep it in his pants and he is bedding woman other than a wife or it is a wife and she is spreading her legs for someone other than her husband, all...
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J'ever notice that, when Xmas is on a Sunday (if you're in a Christian church) that the congregation NEVER sings "Happy Birthday to You," to Jesus Christ? Why not? If it is his birthday anniversary, shouldn't that be sung to him in church?
Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus and if you really think about it.. if he was 33.5 when he died and he died in the spring time, he would have actually been born around the time of October.
Jesus never celebrated his birth while he was on earth and he instructed his followers to commemorate his death.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/20041215/article_02.htm
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In the Gap Band's track OOPS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD,what does the title mean in plain english,and is this some kind of ghetto language which only certain folks can understand?
I think it's like "Hey, I could have had a V-8".
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Sometimes do you read stuff on AB and think wow what a load of BS?
Yeah and I give it my stamp of approval.
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What is the primary reason we sweat?
If you listen to Dr. Oz it is so other's identify our presence. Heat regulation is a part of it but we give off a distinct personal aroma.
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When one is trapped in a loveless marriage and divorce is not an option what should one do? is committing an affair justified?
Get out of this sociopath's clutches.
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When my husband is drunk he says things that we contradicts when he's sober . So when is he telling the truth?
Divorce this alcoholic adulterer. He is not worth your time.
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My husband cheated on me. we tried counselling to repair the marriage it didnt help. we moved away from our location so he can forget the woman but he cant forget. is it time to divorce?
If your husband is so infatuated with this floozie,
then she deserves him. On the other hand, you deserve a
faithful partner who is not still attached to a former "fling".
Looks at Steve Phillips, seems like his wife overlooked
his infidelity in the past but the current one was just too much.
Let your husband go and find someone faithful.
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What happens when a fly goes down?
A bird flies out.
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Instead of for safety, were crumple zones designed for cars in order for more damage to be caused so more money could be made on repairs?
I think this is 50/50.
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Do you have a Seven Eleven store in your area?
Yes, one about a mile from my house and one very close to my job.
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What do you love most about Captain Lou Albano?
Rest in Peace Captain Lou.
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Ladies if you started to go bald what action would you take?
Buy some funky caps.
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To those who are married: would you say your marriage is better or worse than your parents?
I think mine may be better as I don't have two kids to drive me crazy.
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What would you like to donate to goodwill that belongs to your S/O?
Not a single thing. He has nothing at present that drives me crazy.
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Do you remember the name of the first person you had a crush on? How old were you then?
I was 11 years old and his name was Derek.
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When was the last time you shampooed your carpet?
It's been a long time. The other day someone was getting rid of a Bissell Pro Heat cleaner and I hope to be doing a carpet cleaning soon.
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Do you think the "trick or treating" associated with Halloween should be forbidden due to safety concerns?
I think you are crazy to open your door to strangers with a mask, the perfect setting for a home invasion.
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"Beauty on the inside is important." Is this true or just bullshit? Are you being hypocrite when saying this word?
Heidi Klum would know.
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If you belong to a religion that has a "thou shalt not kill" rule, then do you protest (or at least in your head advocate against) every war?
I don't get involved with anything involved with war so I worry about myself. Nothing I do or say will have any impact on others. Everyone has personal accountability towards God.
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Many years ago, one of my coworkers divorced his newly wed wife because she accidentally broke his favorite record. Have you heard any more ridiculous reason for divorce?
In this day, you don't need a good reason to seek a divorce... in fact you don't need any reason... people just don't go in with any kind of commitment in the first place, so ending the union is no big deal.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/20020208/article_03.htm
See above article for a godly view on marriage and divorce.
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Is it true you are not wearing a ring on any of your fingers?
I hate rings, they make my fingers feel confined.
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What do you think of the Cleavland Show?
I think it will be off the air after 3 showings, just doesn't have the dynamics of FG.
It Cleveland... as in Cleveland Browns
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You are in a very expensive buffet restaurant. You hear an employee say "These customers are eating this food faster than I can put it out". What do you do?
Tell the employee to complain in their native tongue so the customers don't understand what they are saying.
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Would you send a dish back if it did not taste good or you received the wrong food?
If they brought me something wrong and it looked good, I might eat it. If they had to make me wait another 20 minutes because the waitress or chef made an error I might try to negotiate for a discount and keep the incorrect food.
If it didn't taste good (like spoiled) I would nicely explain that something was not quite right and order something else that is "safe".
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If you go out for dinner and something you don't like is in your meal, would you dig it out?
I eat everything, not picky at all. If it was nasty or spoiled, I would stop eating and just leave the entire plate there.
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Can you name some examples when being a positive person is not always a good thing?
If you are HIV positive.
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How can I safely perform a pinky toe amputee surgery at home?
I hope this question is a joke.
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Do you ever buy things from the thrift store with the intent to resell them at a profit?
The last thing I want to do in life is make a profit. People give me things on Freecycle and I would rather pass them on or donate them to another person in need than make a penny. I don't even take a tax deduction slip from Goodwill when I drop off stuff there.
I believe it in the expression, receive free, give free.
I don't go into thrift stores much.
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Who appeared as a guest on 'The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson' the most times?
I would say Joan Embery cause Johnny loved those zoo animals to come and visit.
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Does it matter if we have the truth, as long as we worship God in our own way?
Matthew 7:13-14
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Did you used to think that Stevie Nicks was attractive?
She is a pretty hot looking old broad at 61.
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About a month ago I found out that my fiance was talking and texting a woman at his work. He had her listed under a different name, a guys name. This went on for about 3 months before I found out, and even though he won't admitt it, I'm not entirely sure
What is the question? Should you dump him or see if he will change and redeem himself?
What was he talking about with the woman at work? I text a guy I work with and we don't talk about anything inappropriate. We bitch about our bosses and just talk about random crap.
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If you could go back in time to your wedding day would you still say i do
Yes, most definitely.
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How brave is it of David Letterman to confess to having affairs instead suffering blackmail?
David Letterman has to deal with his wife and perhaps the fallout out of the fact that he might have been involved with some married gals. He realizes that he did some "creepy things" but most men in power or in the media do this all the time. Personally, the guy is unattractive to me and he couldn't pay me enough money to have sex with him.
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Where can i find horny woman in my area? sarasota florida
I suppose you can look or post something on craigslist.
Generally, it's a place where gay guys like to hook up but you never know if there is some nympho in Sarasota looking for love.
I remember that Pee Wee Herman was at an adult movie theather in Sarasota when he was arrested. Maybe you can go there and find a horny woman in the audience.
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I am godless, therefore I am heartless?
I don't know you personally but I doubt you are heartless.
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Do you have pet names for your pets ? example i call binky, binky boy and oops oopsydoo.
Out of my five cats, only the two boys have "pet names".
Skippy is "Weenus"
Otis is "Weenut"
Sometimes they behave like "Beavis and Butt-Head".
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I have a HUGE crush on someone from AB! Can you guess who it is?
I vote for Zack. He is super sweet.
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What would you do if a stranger mooned you?
Take a digital photo and then laugh for years about it.
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Is David Letterman an angry man?
I guess the chicks who he had affairs with over the years would know.
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My team at work is disgussing this years Xmas Lunch.. the thing is i'm not invited because i'm new. To be honest I think it's rude to be excluded from the group.. What are your thoughts on this?
Discussing....
I think excluding you is disgusting
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Can you name a spokesperson & what product they are associated with?
Kelly Ripa - Electrolux Appliances
Kelly Ripa & Regis Philben - TD Bank
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If new currency was made whos the last face you'd want to see on it?
GWB
I would rather see Howdy Doody.
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How do you handle this, my s/o had cancer since april today she has 3 weeks left to live, instead of going to a marriage i'm going to a funeral, how do you get past this?
This happened to Ryan O'Neal, sorry that this is happening to you too.
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Do you have floral curtains?
Yes, in my kitchen. Green on white background.
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What does "account closed" mean?
Out of here!
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If your family member offered for free to give you one of their cars that you wanted, would you take it for free or give money for it?
Hopefully, I will never need a free car. I have taken some in the past but I like providing for myself.
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My boyfriend refused to see me on the weekend, and he tells me I am not allowed at his house and we can only see each other 1 day of the weekend. Is this okay?
He sounds MARRIED.
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If you went to a party and someone slipped something into your drink and you woke up alone in a strange bed naked with no memory of events but your body showing marked signs of rigorous energetic sex-would you tell any one or just keep it to yourself
did this happen to you? do you think you were raped by a male or a female?
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Should I leave my therapist? He laughs at the symptoms of anxiety I explain to him and acts pretty insensitive (he even says "fu@k" and "shit" during sessions).
I don't think a doctor should ever laugh at a patient.
If you don't like his vulgar language, feel free to explain it to him.
If he doesn't respect you, yes find someone else.
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My boyfriend spends evenings with me but never during the weekends, he's always with his mates. I'd like him to spend a weekend with me too sometimes cause the saturdays mean most to me, as ppl go out then. never told him though. Am I a jealous bitch?
I would let him spend the evenings with his mates too. Seriously, either this guy wants a relationship or he doesn't. I would ditch him for a guy that was not so "tethered" to his buddies.
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Which cartoon character comes to mind when I say "cat"?
Sylvester Puddy-Tat
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Should individuals that make false rape accusations be subject to criminal prosecution?
September 2009
The Hofstra University student who prosecutors say falsely accused five men of gang-raping her in a dormitory bathroom will not face criminal charges as long as she gets psychological help and does 250 hours of community service, under an agreement she signed Friday with the Nassau County district attorney's office in which she admitted lying about the incident.
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Why would someone make a false rape allegation?
September 2009
The Hofstra University student who prosecutors say falsely accused five men of gang-raping her in a dormitory bathroom will not face criminal charges as long as she gets psychological help and does 250 hours of community service, under an agreement she signed Friday with the Nassau County district attorney's office in which she admitted lying about the incident.
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I miss my ex terribly today. I just want to call him, but I'm sure he's with his new girl (of 3 weeks) having fun and I will just look like a needy loser. I know I should just distract myself, but I can't get him out of my head. so sad. :( what to do?
Go visit some lonely old folks from your church or neighborhood. Whatever you do, do not call him.
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Sean Connery admits that he thinks ok to slap a woman. Can you believe this?
He can slap my ass anytime.
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Do you have a cell phone and a residence land line phone?
No. Got rid of house phone in July 2007, don't miss it. As far as the house phone, it was a place where my parents left long rambling messages on an answering machine and something for tons of telemarketers to hang up on.
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What should be today's word of the day?
Legs
Help spread the word.....
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Mr. Obama is half white. Have you seen any demonstration of him being white?
Yeah, he called Kanye a "jackass". If he was totally black he would have said he was a "dumb nigga".
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Is Sex really Sex with a condom on? It isnt the same with it off. Its like there is someone else in the middle of it all.
My husband had sex with me about two weeks ago with a condom because I didn't want to be "drippy" all day and it was strange, I must admit that.. didn't seem natural. Man, I am glad he had the vasectomy.
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When you pick your nose, where do you deposit the slime?
A tissue or I rinse it down the sink.
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When was the last time you had a physical?
Probably about 3 years ago. When something is right I run to the doctor.
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What are the hazards associated with wearing high heeled shoes?
Somoene might mistake you for a prostitute.
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Is $30,000 too much for an engagement ring?
It depends on your cash flow. For me it would not be appropriate.
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Your last name is stink. Thus, you name your kid_____________?
Bellybutton
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After a couple have been married for years, is it okay to trade her wedding ring in for something better or different? or is this considered taboo?
i don't even wear my wedding ring so i can't comment.
i keep it locked in a safe cause rings annoy me.
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What do you admire most about your spouse?
My husband will not roll over and die if he feels he has been treated unjustly. He is tenacious and will not give up. He will not back down if he feels he is in the right.
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What is the first emotion you feel when you realize a friend has left or is leaving ab?
Ever since Blank Savage died, I don't get all that close to anyone.
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Why did Wanbli close his account?
I wish him well in all his future endeavors and respect his decision to close his account. We can all still benefit from his fine questions and answers in his history.
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Biting of the nails. Picking of a scab. Cracking of the knuckles. What's your nervous twitch?
i like to pick at my cuticles, i will get an itch around my vulva and scratch it until it become raw.
when i was a kid i used to enjoy sucking my thumb.
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What is your favorite song by Foreigner?
I must admit, I am a sucker for a gospel choir.
"I Wanna Know What Love Is"
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What does it mean when someone is a "reserved" person?
They don't tell you exactly what is on their mind. They keep their wisdom to themselves.
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Could you give me an example of a living fossil?
Ernest Borgnine
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Could you give me an example of a living fossil?
Phyllis Diller
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Christians: Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is often considered the one unforgivable sin. Does that mean that if someone does this, they have free reign to do whatever they want, since there's nothing to lose?
I guess with that thinking. anything else done would be small change.
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I have a 1998 Plymouth Voyager SE. Why do I smell a sweet burning smell coming from my engine?
I think your "head gasket" may be leaking and it could be anti-freeze you smell. Get your vehicle to a mechanic shortly for a true diagnosis.
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What is an example of "bedroom etiquette" in the sexy way?
The cats must stay off the bed during intercourse.
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How did Leroy 'Satchel' Page get his nickname?
could it be because he always carried around a small canvas bag?
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What is a good and meaningful gift to give a coworker for her wedding, I don't know her incredibly well so I'm not so sure where to start, ideas?
I got this couple who were both married before a 6 month subscription to Harry and David for a nice sweet fruity treat. They both love it. Don't know how much you want to spend but good fruit and sweets are always appreciated.
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Can you think of a TV series that had a handicapped person?
Handi Man! In Living Color
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What is the best music video of all time?
Ask Kanye West, he will tell you.
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Could a gay person give relevant relationship advice to a straight man?
I suppose so, many priests are gay and the counsel straight couples.
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Can you think of a TV series that had a handicapped person?
I remember back in the day "The Facts of Life" featured a gal that had cerebral palsy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geri_Jewell
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Should I stay or should I go? Married 22 yrs., 6 mo. ago discovered husband had affair/s for last 6 yrs., unprotected. Says he loves me, wants to keep marriage & family. Last 6 mo. he's been doing all the "right" things. Six years is a longggg time!
Wow, he was slick to keep his steppin' out covert for six years. If I were you, I would probably let this other woman or other women have him but I don't know.. maybe he got kicked to the curb and that is why he walking the straight and narrow path now.
You need to do some soul searching and praying to make the decision that is best for you.
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When during a routine traffice stop, police officers will sometimes ask you where you are going or where you have been, is it within your rights to refuse to tell them?
The last time my husband got stopped it was him driving, me in the passenger seat and three friends in the back seat. We had a ton of wine in the tailgate from a trip to 2 wineries. I don't think that my husband was asked where he was coming from but he was asked where he was going. Thank heavens for that.
You can be discreet in your responses.
He was speeding on the Taconic...
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How common is swearing?
There is swearing which are making vows or promises.
Leviticus 5:4
4 “‘Or in case a soul swears to the extent of speaking thoughtlessly with his lips to do evil or to do good as respects anything at all that the man might speak thoughtlessly in a sworn statement, although it had been hidden from him, and yet he himself has come to know it, then he has become guilty as...
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If you quit your job today, would you keep in touch with any of your co-workers?
Just one because I would be encouraging him to get out too.
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I want revenge on someone who has wronged me...give me some ideas please?
Live well and forget about them.. that is the best revenge.
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A worker receive almost not benefits,no overtime pay, no retirements funds and no health insurance. Is this fair? Do you think an increase in salary would redress the lack of benefit, or is this completely seperate problem?
This sounds like a company that is paying someone "off the books" meaning that they are not reporting the income to the government and are paying in cash. I think it is illegal in many states not to pay overtime.
I would say to find another place to work. This sounds crummy.
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How many cans of cold beer do you have in your refrigerator?
None. I have about 20 bottles in glass and a few cans of Stout.
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Do you feel embarrassed if other people can hear you piss?
Nope, hearing urine hit toilet water is quite common in public restrooms and everyone does it so no biggie. I don't want to fart or pass noisy feces for some reason... I am embarrased by that because it stinks.
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If a man proposes to a woman and doesn't set a date for the wedding, is that a sign that he's not that committed to marrying her? Who is responsible for naming a date? (This is just a hypothetical question)
The couple should probably decide a time frame within 6 months to a year after the initial engagement.
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Do you think having a job -any job- is better than no job at all?
No. There are some very hostile workplace environments that will make you sick and insane.
I ended up walking off from three in my 44 years and I would rather be unemployed than tortured daily.
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How old were you when you first went to Disney World (or Disneyland)?
23
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Just curious, does your desk chair have wheels or is it stationary?
Four wheels baby.
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I have a hard time clipping my kitten's nails. Is there a easy way?
I use a key chain clipper designed for human nails and it has worked better than any other clipper made for pets.
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You're not supposed to use laxatives for a long period of time because they can cause chronic constipation, but I'm using them because I already HAVE chronic constipation. Is that okay? If not, what am I supposed to do for my constipation?
I wish I had an answer for you. I have been on a laxative break for several months now and it has been very uncomfortable at times dealing with the constipation. Pretty soon I plan on going back to the Miralax powder.
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I'm a nice respectful member of AB and a certain person insults me and calls me a tool. I'm amazed, because in all the months I've been on this site it's never happened.
Also, do not give your heart to all the words that people may speak, that you may not hear your servant calling down evil upon you. 22 For your own heart well knows even many times that you, even you, have called down evil upon others.
Ecclesiates 7:21-22
Bottom line, let it go and no one is perfect.
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Does anyone know how to get pickle juice and grape koolaide out of a wooden kitchen table, it has penetrated the wood?
I would try a paste of water and baking soda. Perhaps it will fade it a bit.
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I just bought my boys two hamsters. The hamsters are fighting when they get close to each other. Will they have stop fighting? Any suggestions?
I have had a cat for 11 months and one of my others will still come up and "bitch slap" her for no reason at all. I have no idea if this will ever stop.
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Do you not trust your company or the payroll company they use to allow Direct Deposit into your account?
I do not trust this company Paychex that my employer has contracted to do the payroll. They were supposed to deposit the funds every other Thursday and now it appears that they are doing this every other Friday without even advising my employer.
This being said, they were supposed to deliver the stubs for DD and my paycheck to my employer on Friday.
As of 4:00 p.m. it was not delivered....
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Do you have more or less than $100.00 'walk around' money on you?
My paycheck from last week got shoved under a door that said "employees only". It was for a common bathroom in a hallway that my boss didn't have a key for and everyone else that did have a key left for the day early on Friday because they are Jewish.
I didn't go to the bank to deposit my check so I didn't get any money out. I have just a few dollars on me and some...
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Peanut butter-crunchy or smooth?
I will have a glob of Skippy on a spoon in the middle of the day at work. It's always a good time for peanut butter.
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What car do YOU think is so ugly it must have scared buyers away?
I think the Subaru Brat was ugly with two plastic seats in the back. Did they really think that people would ride in the tailgate?
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What foods would be paired well with a high alcohol content beer?
Nachos Grande!
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Have you ever used the phrase "With all due respect......." in your conversation?
Yeah, I had to use it to tell my boss over IM that her final copy of a manual was full of errors and problems.
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What do you think the most cliche statement is?
"So to speak". I hate it, adds nothing to the statement.
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Kanye West also says that Beyonce is better than Tina Turner.Do you agree?
He is just sucking up to Jay Z.
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Can you name a love song (or any song) that simply captured you? I've had a couple this year after many, many years of nothing. Heard one today.
I think When A Man Loves A Woman by Percy Sledge is great.
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Do you think it was inappropriate of President Obama to call Kanye West a "Jackass" for his stunt at the grabbing the microphone from Taylor Swift when she won her VMA award?
I would never try to squash anyone's freedom of speech.
If the President feels that way, he is allowed to express it.
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Do you think Kayne West was out of line during the VMA's?
I would blame it on the alcohol.
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Patrick Swayze has died...will he be missed?
By his loved ones, fans and friends, most certainly!
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Should we count our blessings instead of our money?
I think it's okay to count blessings and money.. counting of calories should be avoided.
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Did you marry the person who took your virginity? What you tell on AB, stays on AB :)
Yes, but I married him first.
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Patrick Swayze just died today. Any fans as sad as i am?
The Swazye Train rides no more. I was waiting for this day to come but at least TPB gave him a little more fame at the end.
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What exactly does it sound like when doves cry?
I really don't think that doves cry. Birds do vocalize but I would say it is a "cooing" sound.
This is what is sounds like.. when doves coo.
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Do you have to be married to someone to share your life with them and possibly have a family?
In my case, yes.... I believe in God's arrangement of marriage. I could not keep my husband as a friend with benefits.
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Anybody see what Kanye West did last night on the MTV VMA's? Who does he think he is?
I am not sure if this was "staged" or if he is such a rude individual to take the spotlight from Taylor Swift. In any case, you could not pay me enough money to do the stunt he carried out.
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Please help me???? Talk to me please? I am hurting inside. Read inside. (tear)
I think the best thing to do is to sleep on the idea of killing yourself. You may feel very differently in the morning.
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What do you think about this idea for the AB? When you get a Friends request you have to put the reason why you denied them or accepted them. What do you think about that idea?
Why do we need to over complicate a wonderfully simple process. Accept or deny, who needs to know the reason why?
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Have you ever wondered how many germs and bacteria are on the gasoline fuel pump handle? the one you hold to put gas in your car? do you use a hand cleaner after each use?
I never gave this much thought. The next time I fill up my car I probably won't give it much thought either.
I do worry about the door handle that I must pull when exiting a public restroom however.
I could solve this totally if I would drive to NJ to get my gas as the attendant is the only one who can operate the pumps.
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What is something that could cause someone 'frustration'?
When I am trying to reconcile the charge bill at my job and I am off by .20 cents and it takes me a few minutes to find the incorrect entry, I feel frustrated.
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My friend and her daughter have no hot water. They came over to use my shower. Should they have brought their own hair products, soap and towels. They have used my shower now three times. I am left with dirty towels and less hair care product.
Let me ask you this, if they came to visit you from out of town they might have their own soaps and stuff but I doubt they would have brought towels.
I would not worry about some shampoo and soap and unless you have to go out to wash your laundry I would not worry about the dirty towels.
This person is your friend and you are her friend and that is what friends do, they help each other...
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Why is it tht when someone dies...people will fly in from all over the country to go to the funeral..but the same people wont hop a plane a vist when the person is still alive?
I wonder the same thing. My grandmother died this past February at the age of 94. My father would visit her every year while she was alive and would not go to Germany for her funeral. Why would he want to go and see a dead body? That is no fun. His brother's and sister took care of the arrangements and understood why he didn't fly out to see her dead.
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Did your converstion to Christianity ruin your relationship/marriage?
If you follow the example of Christ, a man will be a better husband, a woman will be a better wife and any children that come along will be a blessing.
Thus, the Bible repeatedly warns against marriage to one who is not “in the Lord.” (1 Corinthians 7:39; Deuteronomy 7:3, 4; Nehemiah 13:25) True, people who are not fellow believers may be responsible, decent, and caring. Yet,...
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Christians, are you married to someone of another faith, if so has it caused any problems?
Nope, only dated and eventually married a fellow Christian.
There is a scripture in the Bible that is pretty clear on how you should only marry someone who shares your Christian faith.
Do not become unevenly yoked with unbelievers. For what fellowship do righteousness and lawlessness have? Or what sharing does light have with darkness? 15 Further, what harmony is there between Christ...
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FOR MEN... what would you do if a woman gave you a BJ the squirted your own cum into your mouth?
This is called "snowballing". I am a chick so I couldn't tell you but if it came out of you, can't be that terrible. She wants to share the love honey with you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)
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Is Megan Fox a fox?
Yeah, she likes guys and girls... a freaky fox.
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Does the song "Hey, Jude" from The Beattles talks about love or about intravenous drug addiction?
It talks about a young boy and his parents divorce.
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Is Megan Fox highly overrated?
She is all "smoke and mirrors". Recently some guys told her that she looks terrible in person and she and her man Brian Austin Green were not too happy about that.
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I banged my head on the door I have a bruise and a black eye my head is pounding how long will this last?
Take some pain killer and put a frozen piece of meat wrapped in plastic on your bruise.
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What are your favorite songs from "Les Misérables"? Some of mine are "On My Own," "At the End of the Day," and "One Day More!" Just curious... Thanks!
I am a sick pervert.. I admit it.
I love "Master of the House".
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Saturday evening I left a still wrapped Arby's regular roast beef sandwich on my kitchen counter to eat later -- and forgot about it. It is now Sunday evening and it was sitting on the counter for about 24 hours. Is it safe to eat it?
Eat it and then let us know how the diarrhea is.
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Collegue said i have a secret admirer, all thought it was funny, til i found out who it was- Someone i havent seen for a year, since he tried to break me& my bf up. he is working next door as a builder. Should i avoid him as much possible or ignore him?
Sweetie, this is something you have to decide for yourself. Are you satisfied with the relationship between you and your boyfriend? Do you think this boyfriend will be the one that you eventually marry and spend the rest of your life with?
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I want to loose around 8 pounds quickly, how could i do this?
the word is "lose"... "loose" means.. not tight
i would not attempt this, could damage your health or prove fatal.
get a bigger dress or just love yourself the way you are. i do.
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To all of you who are single,are you jealous that Michael Jackson found someone who fell in love with him(Lisa Marie Presley)?
Yes, they may have been in love at one time but they eventually did divorce and she remarried a few times more after him. Exactly what is the point you are trying to make?
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Is doing something out of anger a sin?
25 Wherefore, now that YOU have put away falsehood, speak truth each one of YOU with his neighbor, because we are members belonging to one another. 26 Be wrathful, and yet do not sin; let the sun not set with YOU in a provoked state
Ephesians 4:26 states that you can be wrathful but do not let it make you sin.
It really depends what is done out of anger. I can clean my...
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My bf of 2 years says he doesnt want to be with me anymore. He says he isnt happyand wants his freedom. He works and is gone 4 days of the week. This just happened recently. I dunno.
You have not submitted this in the form of question. What kind of help are you looking for?
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I had the rest of my furniture delivered today,the 3 delivery men turned out to be 3 delivery women (mid-20s)Had they been men,I would have sat & watched them work but since they were young woman,I help them.What would you have done in the same situation?
Were you getting a bedroom set? If you were, you could tell everyone you had 3 babes in your bedroom at once.
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Would you let this guy cut your hair?
If he is drinking gin double fisted, I think not.
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Why do when people ask a question on ab people gotta answer it with rude comments?
In my case, depends on the mood I am in. Sometimes, I can be quite nasty... however, the majority of the time I either answer the question or ignore it completely.
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If a stranger came to your home and offered to do all the weeding around your home, never having to enter or use any tools, and only ask for a soda and sandwich for his pay, would you say yes?
Hell no. I am freaking paranoid and I don't want any stranger coming up to me and making me offers. They do the weeding, you do the feeding and then they come back in the night and slit your throat.
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My Asian boyfriend is acting v strange lately, detached, cool. It's not the first time he changed behaviour in the 4 yrs we've been together. He is always torn btw his family (who don't know about us) and me. Anybody any advice? Thank you!
Tell this slanty eyed dude to get lost. He sounds like a pathetic little boy in so many ways. You need a real man. He won't wear a condom and he keeps you a secret from his family for four years... ugggh.
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What is your opinion on Serena Williams' unprofessional,ghetto like behavior at the US Open!
That little Asian woman should be happy she didn't get thrashed by Serena's racquet.
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Do you think Serena Williams losing the US Open due to swearing is justified? Link provided. What the heck is going on with people and rude outbursts?
She should be added to the AB listing of Tennis Players.. this should put her on the map finally.
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I asked my boyfriend to wear a condom for some time, because we both lost our jobs and I don't want to risk a pregnancy. He reacted really badly, shutting me out completely, not giving any explanation. What does this mean? Thank you
I think it means you are fortunate to be rid of him. If he is so
selfish and rude and doesn't even have the courtesy to communicate
with you. he can find someone else to get his rocks off with.
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Why did Hitler have that silly moustache?
That "toothbrush" moustache was in vogue at the time,
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What are the benefits of smoking?
Those that smoke help fuel the health care industry with more cases.
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If I could furnish you with one hour of my time at your location, what would you have me do?
You could wash some dishes.
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Do online relationships harm marriages?
Anything is possible.
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Do you think if speed bumps like this are installed in residential neighborhoods, it would make people slow down?
Those crazy Germans, funny commerical.
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If someone bought you a bottle of liquor as a gift, what would you hope it is a bottle of?
Johnnie Walker Blue
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Im having trouble im very sexy says alot of women im smart,tall,muscular,nice,i have striaght teeth,and a sexy voice this was all brought to my attention by beautiful women but they reject me left and right even girls that like me i dont understand hlp me
You could be very superficial. Looks are not everything.
Maybe you have a personality disorder.
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Can you do something others might consider weird? as examples, can you see auras? smell a rainstorm?
I can fit four penises in my mouth at once.
Ah, I am only joking on that.
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Would you be upset if you found out that your husband transferred large assets out of his name (into his brother's name) before you got married?
My husband doesn't have a brother and I am darn sure he wouldn't give a penny to his sister.
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Can you do something others might consider weird? as examples, can you see auras? smell a rainstorm?
I can tell the sex of a cat just by looking at it's face. I am pretty good at that. I wouldn't say it's gift or anything.
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Do you like going to thrift stores?
Since I have discovered Freecycle.com I really don't go to thrift stores that much. However, last week I found $1.00 clothing items at one shop and bought seven items for myself.
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I am watching our neighbors home while they are gone. They have 3 cats and 2 gods, and it STINKS! Would it be rude for me to deodorize the carpet and febreeze the furniture?
What are the name of their "gods"?
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I have a boss and no matter what I do I make 1 mistake and don't do things exactly how he says I get yelled and cursed at,even over nothing at times. Evry1 says we do better w/out him around yet hes still there. What can I do about what he's doing 2 me?
Your boss needs to get laid. Hopefully he will find some person to have sex with him and maybe he will lighten up on you and others.
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Women of AB,have u ever thought of building carrier on pornography industry?
What do you mean? I can't understand the question.
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Do you let your pets eat off of dishes that you
also use for company?
I don't have company. I let them eat off a dinner plate and then I wash it. I use hot water and soap.
They sleep in my bed with me also.
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How did the Pips get their name? Gladys Knight and The Pips.
I will make up a story. These guys were told that they had great "pipes". You know, great singing ability with their vocal cords and lungs.
No one wanted to be known as "The Pipes", so they dropped the "e" and became The Pips.
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If one song were to describe your life, what song would it be?
According to a test I took on Facebook, it is
"Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield.
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Men: 2 women are standing by you on the bus stop, one is dressed conservative... one is has a nice amount of makeup to compliment her trendi outfir that shows a lot of leg. both seem shy, which one will you talk to?
Talk to both, maybe they both dig you and would like to go home with you.
P.S. You don't have to be a man to know good sense and logic in this situation.
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It was pouring rain outside. A homeless man asked to use my cell phone. I let him and asked him if he was cold. I gave him my jacket. He needed some money to get back on his feet. I gave him 180 dollars. I am catholic. Was I crazy in doing this?
You had $180 dollars to spare? Wow, you are rich.
Got some money for me? What you do with your jacket and cash is your own business, are you worried that you are being judged?
Personally, I don't know if I believe this account. It does sound like the parable of "The Good Samaritan" to me which is in the Bible. Do Catholics get to open up a Bible much these days?
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I met a man recently, we spent a few hours together that I really enjoyed, and then out of the blue he asks 'when was the last time you made love?' How does one answer a question like that?
Tell him "Who the hell are you Sigmund Freud?"
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Can you complete this limerick? There was a young lady named Rose, Who had a large wart on the end of her nose. When she had it removed, Her appearance improved, But ________________________
that was not the end of her woes.
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What hotel amenity you cannot stay without?
A flushing toilet.
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Where do designers get their inspiration?
Perhaps from drugs or alcohol or maybe just a creative mind. I think many of them steal concepts from things in nature.
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A few weeks ago my mom gave me a flower that i forgot to remove from my car. of course it's dead, but still in the car. do you have anything dead in your car?
maybe a dead alkaline battery but i don't think that is what you were looking for
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Have you ever stolen hotel amenities?
Personally.. no. But my mother in law gave me towels that her husband stole from a Hyatt. I have a Sahara hotel ashtray that is like 30 years old, my grandfather stole that and I obtained it.
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I just remembered it's 9/11 today. Do you think today is going to become a holiday like Memorial Day?
If it does become a "holiday" then it will just be a reason to have the kids off from school, close the banks and post offices and have a bbq.
No one does anything to remember the war dead on Memorial Day so why add another to calendar to stay home from work and school?
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8th Anniversary of the 9/11 attacks... did you do anything in your day to acknowledge it?
At ten to nine when they started rehashing about the first plane hitting the WTC, I turned off the radio in my car because I feel enough is enough.
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Did you remember that today is 9'11?
How the hell could anyone not be reminded.
All over television. All over the radio.
The governor of New York blathered about some nonsense that didn't make any sense.
They interviewed Rudy G about 8 years ago like they do every year.
Not to take away from the people who died but enough is enough.
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If you squish an ant or two, why do other ants come by to haul off the bodies?
Ants are hard workers. The Bible even tells us to follow their dilligence. I guess they believe in good sanitation and a proper disposal of the dead of their ranks.
6 Go to the ant, you lazy one; see its ways and become wise. 7 Although it has no commander, officer or ruler, 8 it prepares its food even in the summer; it has gathered its food supplies even in the harvest....
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Please be as rude and unjust with your answers as possible...What geographical area do you think contains the most ignorant people?
I would have to say New York. It is the only state where I ever lived and the amount of stupidity is overwhelming.
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I have an abcessed tooth, my face is all puffed out and it hurts, what can I do to make feel better now, since I can't see my dentist until monday?
If you of legal drinking age, I would put a small amount of whiskey on the gum line where the problem is. Also, I would apply an ice pack to my swollen face.
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Have you ever 'intentionally' gone to the "Express Checkout" lane with more than 10 items in your basket or cart?
Yes, because if the gestapo cashier wants to reprimand me, I remind them of the word "about" in front of 10 items on the sign.
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With so many varieties of tea available now in markets, what is the best one to use for iced tea?
I believe "instant tea", the store brand is the best to use. Then you add your own sweetener whether it be sugar, honey or something artificial and low cal and then your own lemons if desired.
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I'd like to think of myself as a smart and intelligent person. Why is it that I let myself get so blinded in my last relationship? Can any of you relate to this?
I guess the saying "love is blind" should be changed to "love makes you blind".
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My girlfriend and I decided that were were going to be independent during college. We love each other very much and want to be together in the future. I feel conflicted dating other people but she doesn't. It hurts to much to talk I don't know what to do.
You made your bed, now you can lie in it. What ever possessed you to agree to this "independent dating others during college" b.s.?
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A coworker made a comment to me like "I have no friends at work." Yet you consider them a friend. Are they obivious that their comment could hurt your feelings or is it they just don't consider you a friend but someone to express their woes to?
Perhaps their definition of a "friend" is different from yours. You do share things with co-workers but it is a much deeper connection that you have with a friend.
If I had a friend at my job, I would get no work done because I would be to busy chatting it up.
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Do you think we should make it mandatory that after highschool, you must join the military for one year before you can continue onto college/university like some other cultures do?
Hell no. I would have rather gone to jail for five years than serve in the military for one year.
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If divorce was banned, would fewer people get married? How about you? (See article)
Yes, I would still get married. With others the murder rate will increase.
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How do I make a Cat Shirt out of one of my old T-shirts?
Cats don't need shirts. Unless your cat is bald.
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Can you ever fully trust a person again after they committed infidelity?
I think you can. Some people learn from their mistakes.
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Do you think Barack Obama is a liar?
I am sure he has told a few lies in his life. Who hasn't?
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Would you kick a gay person out of your church if you owned one?
My congregation would kick you out if you engaged in homosexual acts but if you
were just "gay" they would not.
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How do you keep your house smelling nice?
I scoop the litter boxes often.
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I mourn along with the rest of the country as today is September 11, but why do we not mourn all deaths related to hunger and war as fervently as we do for extremely publicized deaths?
September 11th is a way for the country to whip up nationalism and justify all sorts of war activity.
These 3,000 or so won't be the first to die or the last to die. Every soul is precious to God and the fact that he remembers every one who has ever died is of primary importance.
Just think about all the people that got sick from cleaning up the disaster sites, those that have drunk...
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If the devil were walking amongst us today in human form.....which (in)famous figure might be him?
Spencer Pratt
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What makes a true christian?
Love of God
Love of Neighbor
No Part of the World
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This is a macabre thought: While today Americans (and others) are morning 9/11 do you think other countries are celebrating it?
I don't give a hang what anyone else does... mourning, celebrating.... makes no difference to me. It's history and there is no changing it.
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Why was the WTC a specific target on 9/11?
It is easy to fly a jet into something that high up.
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My gf isnt very sensitive or show her love by cuddleing ect and makes fun of me cause I am very sensitive and tell her how much I love her. I wish she would be more like me, what do I do?
I think you should smack this bitch up. She seems to want a prick who hits her and makes her feel worthless. Try it out and then get back with us.
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My gf isnt very sensitive or show her love by cuddleing ect and makes fun of me cause I am very sensitive and tell her how much I love her. I wish she would be more like me, what do I do?
Find a woman who is more "touchy-feely".
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What is a good song
Wild Thing - Tone Loc
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Why do people leave AB? In my case, it is because of my disgust for the moderators!
Wait a minute, you are still here. I don't even notice the moderators cause I try to play nice on here.
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What have you learned from past relationships?
Don't allow anyone to get you "liquored up".
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Can you image the future of this abducted Californian girl who is now 29 ... how many emotional scars she got? She is still very young, and it's so hard to imagine what's going on in her mind now, isn't it?
I think her parents would be more messed up than she would be. After all, your child disappears 19 years ago and now she shows up as a 30 year old woman with a tween and a teen. Try to wrap your head around that.
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How old do you have to be until your parents stop trying to control your life? I will be 25 in 9 weeks. Why do some parents insist on having their childs life go a certain way and if it's not than its wrong? Am I wrong?
If Katherine and Joe Jackson could live in one of the crypts next to Michael, they would try it.
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So Ben & Jerry's now has 'Hubby Hubby,' an ice cream to celebrate same-sex marriage. Whether you support gay marriage or not, do you think it appropriate to use ice cream to champion one side of a controversial political issue?
I wonder what type of "cream" is going into that batch?
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What is a recent surprise that your family has experienced: A job promotion? A new addition to the family? Your child earned all "A's"? You joined a Bible study?
Actually, nothing exciting has gone on this year and I love the status quo.
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I am new to answerbag and wanted to know if there is a gay community here or just heterosexuals asking questions about homosexuals?
There are plenty of gay and lesbian members but I would not classify AB as having a "gay community". Mostly we are just a conglomeration of helpful folks.
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Im 15 and im thiking of suicde i lost my dog i had for 13 years and now i feel soo alone i wish she could come back and i feel like theres no reason for me to live now what should i do
Your dog would not want you to kill yourself. Continue living and adopt another dog when you are ready. Your dog would want you to share your love with another.
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What's something you get at a convenience store?
Condoms in a 3 pack.
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My uncle and I are hungry.We dont have a car so what do you think we order?
(but no pizza)
Order the minimum amount of Chinese Food from a place that delivers.
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I have had the initial "P" on my mind this morning. songs: what song titles begin with the letter P?
Pour Some Sugar on Me
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What is a name of a movie with the letter M?
Mask
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What is a name of a movie with the letter M?
Moonstruck
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What does your name mean according to Urban Dictionary.com?
1) Intellectually attractive woman.
2) Physically attractive woman.
3) Emotonally attractive woman.
4) Attractivve in all 3 major ways, yet not you are condemned to be 'just friends'
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Ever witness a death?
Everytime the Wendy Willams show comes one.
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I had 2 gf s come and visit for a week, stayed at my house where my bf and I live. Toured them around the island. Now I find out he took naked poised pics of them one day when I had to work and was secretly emailing them after they left. what should i do
Wow, you have two skanky girlfriends and a dirty perv for a boyfriend. I have no idea who you should hate more.
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Purchased a gift card. Restaurant went out of business but website is still up so under contact I put my name and e-mail and asked to send me $50 back. This restaurant used to be only in one location. If this doesn't work how can I get my money back?
This is why I don't do gift cards.
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Do you carpool with your friends?
No, I don't. I have had some bad experiences and I like to come and go as I please.
My husband wanted to ask another couple if they wanted to ride with us somewhere recently and I flat out refused. I said "if someone needs a ride and they are normal, we can take them but I don't want to have to worry about when others want to come and go".
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What makes a good cat toy?
a shoebox entertained my mom's cat quite well.
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Which part of your body brings you the most pleasure?
my taste buds
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Do you ever regret quitting a job? Was it a 'good' job?
Nope, all the jobs I quit were worth quitting.
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I want to date outside my race...am I wrong for that. Black men have turned me off so bad I'd rather be single for the rest of my life then date one of them again. But I am very attracted to Italian men, am I wrong to think this way?
Why don't you try to attract a man with inner qualities and goals in life that are complimentary with yours? Looks aren't everything. Try to find a partner who makes you laugh, treats others well, treats you well and then the rest will fall into place.
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How much rejection can a person take before giving up on dating? Should I just give up on finding love altogether? I'm 49, should I just resign myself to life alone?
Don't make dating a big focus, put it on the backburner. When I am not looking for pretty dress, that is when I find one.. or two.
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What do you and Barack Obama have in common?
We both have Sheryl Crow and Bob Dylan on our iPods.
We both like to eat at Five Guys.
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Why do men cheat but claim that they love their girlfriend or wife?
I think they can love their wife or girlfriend, it just they love their selfish, carnal pleasures more.
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A few months ago I cheated on my now ex girlfriend. I cheated on her with a girl that she hated. The reason she hated her is because she is black. Whats worse? My girlfriend hated someone because of their race, or I cheated on my girlfriend.
The ex-girlfriend is a racist and you did a spiteful thing to cheat on her while in a relationship. I give you both the crown of King and Queen of Creeps.
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Do you think sometimes people "complain" about things that they're actually bragging about? You know.." strange guys hit on me all the time"..."my friends always copy me"..."all my friends' boyfriends flirt with me"....What do you think?
Yeah, I would like to hear... "My penis is so big I can only use Trojan Magnums"
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Would you feel at all upset if someone looked through your desk at work for something work-related while you were out on vacation?
I don't have anything in my desk that I would worry about. I keep my email very clean at work too. Wouldn't bother me at all. My desk at work is not a private domain.
If they find the bag with sanitary napkins in my file cabinet, they can be embarrased, not me.
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Girls: Would you sell yourself into slavery to give money to charity? If so, what charity would you designate, and what would your price be to go to that charity?
Slavery? I don't cook or clean well. No one would pay a penny for my "services".
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I have a friend who I love one minute and hate the next. - He always gets loud and rude to try to get attention. - I'm basically the only one who stands up to him. -- Is their any way to handle someone who constantly has to be the center of attention?
I know a person like this and I have concluded that his wife rules over him at home and when he is out in public, he acts out where she will not criticize and try to calm him down. I am done doing things with this couple because there is always too much friction because of his juvenile behavior.
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My friend's s/o went to a stripper club but yet she was told she could not go with me to the all male revu ? what gives?
The dude doesn't want a sausage near his woman's face.
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How do you feel now that Michael Jackson is dead?
I feel that he is better off now because his sins are paid for and he has the prospect of a future resurrection. He is at rest now and getting the peace he wanted so much.
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You've probably loaned things to people and never got them back...they move or loan it to someone else or "lose" it. Have you ever said "no" to someone who asked to borrow something?
I would loan anything except a car. My stuff can be replaced but I need my g car insurance.
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Thinking of a household item you need right now, what would you buy if it was 50% off?
I had a perfectly good crock pot and saw a better one for 50 percent off and purchased it. I put my old one on Freecycle and a nice bachelor in the next town has it.
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Speaking of Whitney Houston, (she gave a free concert in NYC the other day) have you heard about Osama bin Laden's Obsession with her? Could we not use this to our advantage?
He could be her BODYGUARD.
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Birthday is a special and happy day..Most people can't wait for that day to come..But i feel that day is a sad day..Because that was the day my parent started their suffering in order to raise me...And i still couldn't do anything for them..Is it right?
Why are you so negative? I am sure you brought your parents some joy.
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Do you know any website with online shopping evening dresses? i need 2 dresses for women aged 14 and 40...
I would not buy them on line. Find a local bridal or formal dress shop and deal locally.
If you are short on funds try a consignment or thrift shop.
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What does your Spouse/ partner do for a living, where do they work?
My lover is a customer service rep. at office that sees cameras and lighting equipment.
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I had a one night stand that meant nothing to me, but at the same time, I was seeing someone but we were not officially together. Even though I don't really consider this to be cheating, I still feel guilty. How can I get over this?
You should be more choosy as to who you take to bed.
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Do you have a favourite mug? What is it like?
It is a mug with a cock on both sides and holds 16 oz. If liquid.
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Are you accepting of a hug from the same sex?
Sure. No mouth kisses however.
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If you owned a motel,what would you call it?
The Roach Motel
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Hey everyone. IM BACK. Who's happy? :DHAHAHAHAHA
Who the heck are you?
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Why do people lie?
I don't lie because God hates lying. Maybe some people don't know this.
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I said "this is my husband" to a gay woman and she replied "I am sorry." Was that an insult to him? To me?
I wouldn't give it a second thought. She just hates men so it comes from a slanted point of view.
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Can you feel it when you ovulate?
No, I can't feel it but I can see it because of a remarkable incread of mucus.
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Does a virginal woman need to get pap smears?
Cervical cancer can affect anyone whether they are sexually active or not. Cancer doesn't discriminate.
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What are some businesses that you would like to see in your town?
Popeye's
Sonic
Trader Joe's
Aldi
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Is Denise Richards just too darned pretty to be a successful actress?
Personally, I don't find her pretty, she is scary and I don't know how Charlie Sheen even married her in the first place. DR is a train wreck.
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Do you think that being drunk or high on drugs excuses assault, rape, or any other misbehavior?
It's a poor excuse. Getting drunk and high is a bad thing and then all the other folly will follow.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/20040922a/article_01.htm
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Is there ever a justification for having an extra martial affair?
Why is "extra marital" in front of affair?I didn't think you were talking about a formal dance.
My answer "no".
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Will Whitney Houston have chart success with her new album?
I won't be buying any of her albums. My husband found roaches in her convertible two decades ago and she is probably still a major drug addict. I feel sorry for her child.
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GLENDALE, Calif. (AP) Michael Jackson's family has arrived for his funeral, more than an hour late. do we really give a darn ? and why is this a yahoo alert at this late date?
Michael is fortunate to get out of that wacky family by dying. The fact that it took this long to give his remains a final resting place is just more evidence on how screwed up his life was.
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I'm really in the mood for 80's classic music, anyone care to upload some video for me?
My co-worker has never heard of the group Quiet Riot. I guess I shouldn't be surprised since he was born in 1981. This is a great tune.
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If your spouse died, would you want to move out of your house because it's too sad to stay there without them, or would you stay to feel close to them where they had been?
This would depend on if my spouse died in the house.
Let's say he slit his wrists and I found him on the bathroom floor and it was wall to wall blood, I would probably want to sell and get out. If he didn't die a gruesome death in the home, I would probably stay.
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What are the chances of women falling for a man who is ugly but wearing a nice perfume?
Depends on how fat his wallet is.
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If a person enslaved another, should the punishment be the same or should it be different depending on if the person was enslaved for labor (money) or for sex, and why do you think that?
Who would really want to have sex with Philip Garrido? Honestly, they should have never let this sick pervert out of prison in the first place.
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Would you purchase a product from the grocery store called Mayostard, a mustard and mayonaisse mixture in the same jar?
Probably not a jar, maybe a squeeze bottle.
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If I die in a car accident before I go to confession will I go to Hell (for masturbating)? Im scared!!!
Just stop masturbating while you are driving and all is good.
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I had a doctor's appointment this morning to get the results of the bone scan from yesterday. I am CANCER FREE! Yayyyyy! Thank you, God! This doesn't mean it won't ever come back, but for now ... no more cancer! : D Will you help me celebrate? : ))
That is great news Captain. I think Answerbag was instrumental in your recovery. :-)
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Butt sex, ever driven down the hersey highway?
No, never driven down it but I was a passenger a few times.
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What is the back area from ribs to hips?
my back tits
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Is there any food/drink that you absolutely LOVED as a kid, but now you seem to have lost your taste for? Mine is ice cream.
Chef Boyardee Ravoli
That stuff tastes like a can but I loved it as a child, go figure.
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Should we buy our 18 year old daughter a new car (she is begging)? We live in Toronto and she crashed her 2009 Toyota we bought for her 5 months ago. She was drunk andhit a light pole about 20 miles from our house. Luckily, she was only fined by province.
Buy her whatever she wants but be sure to take out a huge life insurance policy on her also. Might as well get a return on your investment.
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I met a woman at work the other day, no real talking or anything, but her beauty was breathtaking. by noticing am I cheating?
I think you should poke both your eyes out so this doesn't happen again.
Don't be silly. In my case, "Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder".
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I've been in recovery from drug addiction for eight months now; I'm having a hard time tonight. Will you give me some encouragement?
Jehovah is near to those that are broken at heart;
And those who are crushed in spirit he saves
Psalms 34:18
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Would you buy a house that had only one bathroom and it was upstairs? Why or why not?
I would never purchase a home with one bathroom and no possibility to add another one.
We have a full bathroom and a "half" a bathroom and it is amazing how two people who live in the same house can need the toilet at the same time.
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Are jehovahs witnesses the true religion? are they the so called faithfull and discreet slave? was satan kicked out in 1914? did christ become king in 1914?
You know the answers to these "questions". Did you come here to stir the pot?
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I have to legally evict my 27 year old bum/son, can you believe that yo?...
What is he gonna do for money? Is he gonna go downtown and sell his booty to rich old men? Maybe he will end up jumping off the N-B Bridge. I hope he finds a Sugar Mamma soon.
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Can a 30 year young attractive, intelligent, slender and sleek woman (give or take 3 years) with kid (s) have a deep and meaningful relationship with a 60 year old man (give or take 5 years) The example is the movie "As Good As It Gets." Great movie!
Melvin was a mentally ill guy. If you want a guy with problems, go right ahead.
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What is the scientific name of lobster?
Last night's supper
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Ladies: I was once a tadpole and am now a beautiful young frog. If I promised you that if you kissed me I would turn into your prince charming, would you?
Kiss you? I would lick you.
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Ladies: I am a nice slice of straberry flavored cheesecake. What are you going to do to me? Any details would be appreciated, thanks!
I am going to stick a fork in your and then cram you in my mouth and roll you over my tongue.
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My school has a strict policy regarding hair length (collar length) and facial hair (clean shaven). What are human rights regarding this? And do you think this is a fair policy?
I would imagine you attend a private school. The military and some faith based facilities have similar requirements for their members.
Once you leave school, you can enjoy your right to grow your hair and have a beard.
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Does anyone here eat strange things like coal or dirt or brick?
There is a name for that condition... it is called
PICA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)
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I dont think i can cope with things much longer what do i do i dont want to cut or injure myself as a way of copeing anymore
Here is are articles you may find helpful for your situation. I am sorry about your pain.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/200602a/article_01.htm
http://www.watchtower.org/e/200601a/article_01.htm
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Which film starring Sigourney Weaver did you like most?
She looked smoking hot for a 50 year old woman in "Galaxy Quest".
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Does anyone else getting the christian fish tattoo on the topside of my wrist is a good idea?
Instead of using a symbol to advertise your religious faith, live your life as a Christian.
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Is it wise to show my email address on my public profile.
Create one email address just for AB site. This way you will know exactly where the contacts are coming from. That is what I did.
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How can somone get there step mom to stop putting down their mom who is dead?
I have no tolerance for people that bash those that are dead. Your step mother most likely never even met your deceased mom so that makes it even more horrible.
You must learn that you cannot control what comes out of other people's mouths. Allow your step mother to show her venom and ignorance and just don't take her words to heart. You know the truth and even if your mom who...
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What famous person died in this century that you would have liked to meet and have a coffee with?
Bernie Mac, it would have been lots of fun.
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Do you think incest is wrong if two people really love each other? Have you ever had an incest based relationship?
I think it is wrong to even start a relationship with a close relative. It's not normal and can cause all sorts of family problems. With all the people alive on this earth, you can find someone who isn't a blood relative to fall in love with and have sex with.
No, I would never consider any sex with my brother, that is just WRONG.
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What is the name of that little dance that people do when they approach somebody and each person goes the same way to try to go around? Should you bear left or right in this situation?
I call it the "two step tango"... I try to stay to the right but sometimes it just doesn't work.
Normally, this results in a near collision with the person and "excuse me", "i'm sorry", "pardon me" and a giggle.
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Will I still be fat when I get to heaven?
What makes you think you are going to heaven?
If your read the Bible, it is very clear that "the meek will inherit the earth".
http://www.watchtower.org/e/20060815/article_02.htm
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Be completely honest, just from my picture, what do you think?
you must get a lot of male attention
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Which director is or was best at directing suspense movies?
Alfred Hitchcock
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What can ruin a perfect wedding day?
Projectile Vomiting
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I know this question has probably been asked before, however upon my searching I was unable to find it listed. When I upload pictures with my answer, they don't show. Why? (Feel free to delete this question if you find the duplicate.)
I have the same issue... and you have answered your own question... GLITCHES...
Since Joel Downs left this site has gone down the crapper.
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Do Jehovah's witnesses get commission on every knocked door or whats the deal, working for free?
Nope, all done out of love of God and neighbor.
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If you were in a relationship with someone that was very suicidal, And everytime you wanted to leave them they threatened to hurt themselves what would you do? How would you handle it?
I would tell them to just go do it. (Reverse Psychology).
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How much did your wedding cost? Are you still paying it off?
My wedding was El Cheapo. I think if it cost 1500.00 USD, that is a lot. No, it was paid for at the time in 1986.
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I'm going to start a new religion. You have to send me money or you will go to hell. If you say anything bad about me you're a heretic, a hating non-believer. What other rules should I make up to ensure my success?
Billy Graham tried this... and it worked. Only he was claiming that "God was going to take him".
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Is it ok for a guy to hit a girl when she strikes first and multiple times and is meaning to hurt and you warn her not to?
Is getting away from her a foreign concept? You are not a human punching bag.
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Why does "be kind to others" not help?
in the case of my husband "no good deed goes unpunished". he tries to help people and they just turn around and bite him... really... it's best that he not offer his kindness to others because it usually gets trampled on.
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What is another word you can think of that describes the male and female anatomy?
Male - Plug
Female - Outlet
Sort of like electric appliances
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What is your definition of Unconditional Love?
When your cat takes a crap on your pillow in the middle of the night and you don't kill it.
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Frankly speaking, How many times you lie each day?
i don't lie, i find it disgusting
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What's something you wouldn't expect to see in a library?
a nude librarian
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She says Im the best she has ever had. Problem is she is the only one i've ever had. Do I trust her on this?
From your previous Q and A, you are a swinger so I don't know what the hell you are talking about... I think you lie.
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W my girl friend just turned to 18 she says she is virgin, and I have never been with a virgin,how would I make sure she is virgin ? first time it will bleed? or not always
What makes you think she is willing to give up her virginity to you?
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What do you think happens to your soul when you die?
It gets extinguished like a candle in the wind.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/200712/article_02.htm
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My MIL gives the silent treatment when she is mad. Sometimes up to 6 months and going without seeing her grand kids . Are all MIL such bitches seriously she has done this 4 times to us now and she think she has done nothing wrong and will not appologize.
Enjoy the peace and quiet. She is "punishing" herself. Sorry that she is such a bitter person.
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Would the Bible make a good bedtime storybook for little kids?
Yes, there are many interesting account that teach valuable lessons. You should read some of the accounts of the resurrections to your niece, she will marvel at how Lazarus was dead for several days and how Jesus called him out of his tomb.
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My niece whom is very dear to me just lost her baby brother to SIDS. Today asked me why dead people don't just wake up. How do I explain life & death to a 4 year old girl without scaring her?
You can explain to her that dead people are sleeping and in the future God will wake them up. She just needs to be patient and wait for that time.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/20050501/article_02.htm
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Funeral directors never run out of customers, can you name any other business with such constant demand?
cemeteries
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What's something you shouldn't say, at a funeral?
Well, I wanted to say. "Why do people insist on having the casket open so people can gawk and mumble about the way the dead body looks".
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While I believe it is sad and tragic that Micheal Jackson died, I'm tired of hearing about it? What about you?
The reality is
1) He was very popular.
2) He was going to go out on a big tour.
3) His death is being ruled as a "homicide".
Hearing about him is far from over. Look, we still talk about Elvis Aaron Presley and he has been dead for over 30 years.
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Does anyone else wanna wish the late michael jackson a happy birthday? (R.I.P Michael we love you)
When MJ was one of Jehovah's Witnesses he did not celebrate birthdays. When he abandoned the faith I am sure he started to celebrate birthdays. I doubt that this really brought him much happiness in his tormented life.
Since Michael is sleeping in death, he isn't hearing anything any longer.
If you think about it, the day of his death was more significant because that is...
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Which one is more effective:
a women getting her tubes tied or a man getting a vasectomy?
If the woman screws around with other men after her partner gets a vasectomy, it's not really effective.
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Do you build some muscle by driving an older car? (b/c it takes a bit more to control it) It sure feels like it
I felt that way about my 1969 Volvo. No power steering and the wheel was huge and difficult to turn, you needed to really hold on and tug.
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Is it me, or do these commercials of anti-depressants have so many fatal side effect that it makes you think twice about taking it?
I honestly don't think they emphasize "fatal" side effects.. they seem to be more annoying than anything.
Who wants dry mouth, nausea, constipation, etc.
If you are depressed you might want to kill yourself and if you are on meds, that could be a side effect too. It's a lose/lose situation that sucks.
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How can a girl/woman get pregnant other than penetration?
maybe if she is in a tub and a guy ejaculates and one fast little sperm swims up inside her.
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Do you seriously wish to be in heaven after death?
If I die I know I will not be in heaven. If I expire I will be in a complete state of non-existance.
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What does your cat most like?
I got two cans of Fancy Feast for free and all five cats gobbled it down and licked the plate. There must be small amounts of "crack" in that food.
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What are your thoughts on people who never take alcoholic drinks?
I respect their decision. Everyone is allowed to make their own choices. At least they will never get arrested for DWI.
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What is something you do not allow in your house?
Smoking
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Well,i finally decided to tell the boss...She got fired instantly..But she didn't look that sad..She even said "see you around" to me..Is that a bad sign?? And now i feel kinda guilty
No one should be sexually harrassed on the job. You had ever right to report her. What the boss did was his decision and just accept it.
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Does it say anything in the bible about not having premarital sex?
Yes, the word "Fornication" is all over the Bible.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/20040722a/article_01.htm
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What shouldn't you put down your pants?
Fire Ants
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Can I report my employer is pressuring me to do something that I think is illegal?
What does your employer want you to do? Answer this and we can help you better.
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How long has it been since you had a new sexual partner?
23 years
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Do dogs have souls?
http://www.watchtower.org/e/bh/appendix_07.htm
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Where in the Bible does it speak of the Holy Trinity?
http://www.watchtower.org/e/ti/article_04.htm
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What's a tasty treat?
a chocolate cupcake with thick icing and cream filling
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What is the make and model of the car that when the front and back windows are rolled down, there is no door divider between the window space?
I saw this the other day and thought it was totally strange. Like why is there no center pillar?
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What's one word that rhymes with the word 'ball'?
tall
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I dont under stand at times i look at my baby and i love him so much.but theres times i just hate him
that is probably why I never had kids. they are demanding and rob you of your life and energy.
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What's one thing (anything), that you wish there was a pill, for?
bad breath... i need it.
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Guys, doesn't it gross you out when you go to the bathroom and there's menstruation blood on the seat? I know it's a natural, unavoidable thing for ladies to deal with, but still...
If you make any kind of mess on the toilet, you clean up after yourself. Unless the person is blind, there is no reason for leaving blood on a seat.
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My fiance wants to take a couple days to think about if we should be together. What should I do? should I call? She says she still loves me but wants her freedom for awhile.
This does not sound good. Either she wants to marry you or she doesn't. If she has "reservations", she should give you back the ring and call things off. It is not fair to keep your life "on hold" like this.
Her loving you does not mean anything.
When I accepted my husband's proposal, there was nothing about wanting my freedom for a while and I was 20...
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Pecks bad boy went all Sage on us, who wants to welcome him on the climb up?
Pecks... I dedicate the song by the Bee Gees to you.
"You Should Be Dancing"
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Why was Ted Kennedy never brought up on murder charges for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne?
Justice came 40 years later.
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What advice would you give a woman who has her heart set on marrying a millionaire?
Remember Ryan Jenkins
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What do you like to get for your birthday?
ignored
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I really want to meet black men over 40.....I am a white guy, retired, and have wanted this for a long time..I want to get into a longer-lasting relationship...strictly physical, not emotional; how do I do this?
Try a gay bar.
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What size of panties would i wear from victoria secret? im a guy and i wear size 30 jeans!
I think it would be Large. What the hell is wrong with you? Your package is gonna buldge out the front and there is no trap door for your to whip out your willie to urinate. Bad idea. Stick to men's skivvies.
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To get a job in the business world, as a man, what is the longest hair length I can have without getting discriminated against when looking for a job. Would 4-5 inch hair be acceptable as long as I'm clean shaved and trimed?
You will probably be branded as some type of "hippie". Get a decent haircut and then they can't pick on your looks.
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A while ago I heard my parents having sex. It has traumatized me beyond belief. I can't stop thinking about it even if I try. I know I can't just tell them to stop having sex, but how can I solve this problem? I already asked them to be quieter.
I walked in on my parents having sex once.. now that is trauma. Put on your big girl pants and get over what you heard, it ain't that bad.
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What is the most likely survivor of a nucleur war?
Cockroaches
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If someone had stolen your lunch from the refrigerator at work several times, what would you do? Throw a fit? Stake it out? Plant a camera?
Put poison in the food.
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When is a relationship considered more than just a booty call?
When you can stand to look at the person and talk to them after the booty call.
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Have you ever signed a Petition? What was it for and did it make difference?
Yes, I signed a petition last year to keep a pedophile/murder in jail another year. Yes, it worked, he was denied parole again.
http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=6845719
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A friend who foolishly took drugs saw things from horror films he had watched long, long ago reappearing as terrifyingly real, powerful and detailed. Isn't it bad to put such horrors permanently into your subconscious, even if you never take drugs?
Both watching horror films and taking drugs for recreational highs are bad ideas.
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Why are tattoos looked down on by some religions?
I like to care about what God thinks and not an organized religion. The Israelites were commanded not to put tattoo marks on themselves because the people of other nations who worshipped false Gods had them and often they were to memorialize the false Gods.
We are no longer under the Mosaic Law however, you would want to be moderate in how you present your body to God.
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To all married women: Is it really better to be married or single?
It totally depends on your partner. My husband's sister was once in love with hubby 1 and then hubby 2, and now she is on hubby 3.
So far I am on my first husband and I love it but he is a very special and understanding guy.
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What would you do if someone close to you forgot your birthday?
Be thrilled because I don't celebrate birthdays anyway.
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My friend just gave me an adorable little yorkie-poo, what should I name her?
Doodles
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If a small bug falls into the sauce you've cooked all day do you silently serve it or dump dinner?
Well, I left my breakfast cereal last week for a moment and caught my cat licking the milk. I picked it up and proceeded to eat it and was called disgusting by my husband. There are just some things that I can overlook and a little cat saliva is one and I would fish out the bug and serve it. Heaven knows that worse could take place in a processing plant that makes sauce.
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I am a 15 year old female and would like to date a 19 year old male. This does not mean we will engage in sexual activity. Both sets of parents have given consent. Are there laws prohibiting dating, kissing, anything like that aside from
When you play with fire, chances are you will get burned. Think about that.
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The vocabulary word that uses positive words to mask negative meaning/things?
I believe you might be looking for
"euphemism"
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Would you give up 1 million dollars to be with someone you could love forever?
Oh yeah.
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I've been invited to a Bible study and church service at a local Kingdom Hall. While there will I receive a hard-sell harangue about joining the Jehovah's Witnesses?
At this point in time, you should have the answer to your question from personal experience.
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Do Jehovah's Witnesses observe Thanksgiving?
Yes, we are thankful every day of the year.
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With all the celebrity deaths lately, who do you think will be the next one we lose?
Mickey Rooney, he is ancient.... or maybe Don Rickles.
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It continues to amaze me that almost 50 people responded to an item I put up for sale on Craigs List and not one showed up. Where did they dissipate?
I keep telling you that CL is full of freaks and weirdos.
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I put an ad for clothes racks on FreeCycle. I got an email from a woman that said she take them, so I left them outside. Later, I rec'd a nasty email from her saying she didn't see anything but a pair of rusty aluminum poles. What do people want for nada?
I know a guy who puts out good stuff on Freecycle and some dude told him that he came and there was nothing out. Some people are just nuts. If this woman didn't want the rack, all she had to say was that she was passing on the offer, no need for her to be nasty to you.
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I was expecting guest at 1 pm. At 3 pm they still had not shown or called so I left. They are now mad at me because I wasn't home when they showed at 3. Do you know anyone like that? Has it ever happened to you?
If they weren't 2 hours late there wouldn't be a problem. Don't give it anymore thought.
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What is a food that you would describe as bland?
white rice
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Are the underwear you area wearing Black or White?
today is PINK
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What is something you might find in a Motel/Hotel Room?
a condom wrapper
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Are you a good liar or bad one
I don't lie. God hates lying.
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Is morality at an all time low?
Yes, we are living in a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.
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What kind of people go to hooters?
Those that like paying a lot of money for common food and seeing some mammary glands in the process.
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Why is there a lack of value placed on honorable behavior?
We live in a world run by the wicked one.
1 John 5:19
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Hi, I am engaged to a Jehovah's Witness but am not one myself. My fiance feels very strongly about male/female friendships. If a JW could answer this for me...why does he feel so strongly about not being alone with a male unless he is a relative? Thnx
The fact that you are engaged to a Jehovah's Witness and you are not one speaks volumes here. Are you studying and on the verge of getting baptized?
There is a commandment in the Bible to "marry only in the Lord", maybe this has slipped his mind. He cannot get disfellowshipped for marrying you but he is certainly not showing much obedience towards a command that was...
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What is something you would find in the "Oval Office"?
a wet cigar?
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What is wrong with adultery?
There is so much that I don't even know where to begin. If you get married, then you should limit your sexual escapades to your spouse. Case closed.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/19990422/article_01.htm
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My cat is 15 took her to the vet she has been acting different and lost a lot of weight. Pooping in strange places among other things,we found out she has a liver disease and only weighs 6 pounds should we put her down I don't have much money .
If you can see that your cat is suffering and has a poor quality of life, the kindest thing you can do it put a quick end to it. In my lifetime, I have put 6 sick cats to sleep and although it is painful to part with a beloved pet, the relief and peace of mind in knowing that you did right by the animal will help you cope.
If you don't have a lot of money, perhaps you can take your...
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What do you think is the worse possible way to die? (From the tv show a 1,000 ways to die)
I think falling into a giant vat of chocolate that is being melted and mixed. This really happened in NJ recently and I would not want to die via chocolate.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1198530/Death-chocolate-Factory-worker-meets-sweet-end-falling-vat-cocoa.html
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Whats another way I can get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butt? I stick pizza crust up my butt when she's mad at me because she has to take me to the emergency room but i need other ways to piss her off
I would leave you to crap this crust out. I would take you nowhere.
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Do you think that if Jesus is really the son of God that he would let a repented liar go to heaven?
Very few people are invited to heaven. The number is very limited and those that do go are very faithful and will be kings and priests in heaven.
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I make chicken soup stock and let it cool overnight in the frig. Next morning, I skim the fat off the top. Sometimes in the morning the broth underneath is liquid, sometimes it is very congealed and gelatinous, like jello. Why and what should it be like?
It is from the gelatin from the chicken's bones and cartilage. I am surprised you couldn't figure this out.
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Ever since my girlfriend had a baby, she says that she wants to try a threesome with another girl. is there any possible way we can do this without totally destroying the relationship. i cant help thinking its hot. im a guy sue me.
Maybe she wants to do it with two other girls and leave you to watch?
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How do you stop someone you have unintentionally offended from giving you a - on everyone of your questions
If someone has a "hard on" for you, they will not accept your apology and will just seek to ruin you with negative points. To me, points me nothing... I have been here for 3 years and you could put me back down to "0" and I would not care. My fun on here is the learning, helping and back and forth interaction.
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What are good "cash only jobs"?
Massage Therapist.. it was good for the gal in MA until she met the Craigslist Killer.
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When your sad, whom do you seek out to make you feel better?
Ben & Jerry
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How do i lure A CAT OUT OF HIDING?
Cat treats work on some of mine.
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I think I'm in love again.... but the guy is 5 years older than me and we've already talked and said we had a connection but he won't date me til I'm old enough, so there's some waiting. But I really want to stay close to him but we're often busy. Advice?
Why are you meeting men if you are not old enough to date him? Why do you torment this man? Stay busy with school and other pursuits and forget about dating until you ready for a relationship.
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If you could go back in a time machine would you help Jesus escape prosecution? why?
Jesus had to die a sacrificial death. That was a major part of him coming to earth, so he could die as a ransom sacrifice.
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If you were going to have a shot do you have rum, bourbon, vodka, gin, everclear wine or something else ? (thank you)
I would like me some Irish Cream.... that is nice and mellow when it goes down.
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My friend went out with a man, (from a dating site) @ the end of the date the man said we are going to have to do this again, the next day he never call. She noticed that night he was logging on and off the site, should she email him? or what?
Is your friend that desparate? Perhaps he is just exploring his options with other women. If he is interested, he will contact her back. If not, well I guess he found someone else he fancies better.
A guy I work with was on a date with a gal which was set up by a mutual acquaintance and he found out from that mutual acquaintance a few days later that he was "not ambitious...
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What is the purpose for under arm hair?
To reduce friction I suppose. Pubic hair does that.
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Do you have any self defense weapons in your house ? if so what weapons have you got?
If my life is being threatened, I can pick up any item and turn it into a weapon.
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When you go to a Chinese restaurant, do you use chopsticks?
My co-worker asks for chopsticks when I pick up his lunch at the take out but I never see him using them... hmmm.. wonder what he is doing with those chopsticks.
Me, no, I prefer a nice stainless fork.
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What is you fave "old school" beverage?
Chocolate Egg Cream. Of course I would like it to be made with siphon bottle seltzer.
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Whats the worst thing someone has ever done to you when you were on a date?
He removed the tip off the table and handed it to me outside the restaurant and told me "he didn't deserve a tip".
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What would Gordon Ramsay have to say if he ate dinner at your house...? :D
He would not say a word. He would spit and run out.
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If someone relentlessly complains or finds fault with you, demanding you change, would you think they liked you?
I tell my co-worker where he can make improvements so he might attract a female but he never listens to me so I am just wasting my breathe.
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My biology professor threw me out of the lecture room because my cellphone was ringing. Was this fair? I thought cellphone ban was only for high schools, but he still had me taken out for "disturbance"?
You will remember to put it in silent mode next time.
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Do you force your little children to go to church or they go volunteerly? My daughter's gf said she did not want to go to church, rather to fit academy with my daughter. But the answer was "No" from parents. She is 10.
A parent has the right to exercise authority over their children until they are 18. If I had a child, he or she would go with me to Bible meetings until they were 18 years old. After that, they can decide for themselves.
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What scares you the most!?
The Great Tribulation
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The train costs $85 and 19 hours, the bus $80 and 19 to 25 hours, a plane costs $139 and 1 hour of travel plus airport wait time and security line waiting - maybe 5 hours total.. Which would you take?
The plane 139 is cheap to not be caged up for 19-25 hours with stinky, crazy and chatty people.
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Do you always flush your toilet at home after you pee'd? I don't, to save water.
My husband doesn't want to look at my pink urine after I eat a plate of beet salad. I flush everytime.
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Do you think it's rude when you are in; perhaps, a waiting room with two other people and the other two whisper to each other thinking you can't hear or speak a different language because they think you can't understand?
I don't give a crap what strangers do, they can tell me I am ugly, fat, stupid to my face and it wouldn't bother me.
I was in a waiting room today and no one talks, I sit and look at People magazine and then the doctor sees me early.
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My boyfriend has been acting funny lately and its completely different from how he is when he is around me he doesnt say i love you and he will barely talk to me or touch me should i break up with him?
he must be getting all his lovin' from another honey... don't worry, he will break up with you for the hoochie mama he is seeing on the sly.
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How far should you go on a first date, in your opinion?
Handshake
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Why do you think some male doctors decide to specialize in gynecology?
There was a time when most doctors were male. It's a necessary line of medical work and someone has to cure sick vaginas, why not a male?
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How can i keep my babys little for life?
You would grow tired changing diapers and giving them round the clock care. The theory is better than the reality.
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There is a proverb that says, "A friend in need is a friend indeed." Do you agree?
If you are a friend in need all the time, you are just a selfish user. If you don't contact a person except when you need a favor, that is wrong and a person like this should be ditched.
Let us not be that way towards God and only contact him when we need his help.
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My child's dad is a new car salesmen and pays me $135 a month for child support, is that enough?
Where do you live? How old is the child? I think you could spend this much money just on diapers in one month.
Perhaps he is a lousy salesman and doesn't sell too many cars.
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My across the street neighbor says that I can't park in front of my own house because it makes it difficult for him to back straight out of his driveway. I am not blocking anyones driveway. Is there any law that says this is illegal?
Your neighbor probably can't back out straight of anything cause they are all liquored up on moonshine. You might want to not keep it in front of your house cause he sounds careless and might smash into your parked car.
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Did you sunbathe today at all?
Whatever sun I got from my trip to the doctor and the pharmacy.
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Would you date a plastic surgeon?
I am married but I think a doctor has a very demanding schedule and there would be little time for a relationship. Just look at that Beverly Hills guy Robert Rey, he is nuts.
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Has anyone talked to Nunya? She hasn't been on in a few days which is unusual.
Nope, can't say that I have.
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Have you ever hitchhiked? If so, how many times?
I have never hitch-hiked and I would never pick one up. I am addicted to being alive.
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Girls... assuming we were lovers... on a hot summer day, hanging on a public pier over the hudson... when it suddenly starts raining so hard, people running, you LITERALLY can't see two inches in front of you... can we have a quicky?
Hmmm.. sex in the pouring rain on a pier where there might be other people. Sounds like you want to get arrested for public lewdness.
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My fiance wanted time apart and then we split. Now she wants to be friends she still comes to with her problems and wants to be friends with benefits. is there a chance we can make it still.
She sounds like a mixed up woman. Let her screw someone else and let her lay all her issues at someone else's feet. I hope you got the ring back.
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What always makes you laugh no matter how many times you've seen it?
I ask my husband to recite the "Constipated Ape" song. I never heard it until we were married and it is guaranteed to crack me up.
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Would you stay in a hotel room with no extras for $19?
For 19 dollars you will get extras.... BEDBUGS!
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In your opinion is marriage for life?
That is the intent but when people go for pre-nuptiual agreements and keep their money in separate accounts after the marriage, it is just proof that they don't feel it will last.
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What's the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist?
You want to go to a psychiatrist so you can get drugs if necessary.
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Is there any bible character you consider yourself similar to, or wish you were more like?
I enjoy giving things to others in need, so I think I am a bit like Dorcas or "Tabitha".
I wish I was more like Noah, he had incredible faith and obdience, he followed God's instructions to the letter. He preached for 40 years and no one responded to his message yet that didn't discourage him. He and his family kept building the ark, gathering supplies and animals and...
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How do you forgive yourself?
Turn around and repent and ask for forgiveness from God.
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Is it ok to go to a wedding wearing a pink felt poodle skirt?
If the wedding is based on a 50's theme yes, if it isn't you would get some weird looks. You sure would be the talk of the party.
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Who are some celebrities known for having a nasal voice?
Fran Drescher
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I am a man who had to be castrated because of injuries to my testlcles. I was 25 then, and my wife accepted my being without nuts.
I guess my question is geared towartd women. Woud you accept me as a sex partner even though I have no balls?
If you would accept a woman without breasts I am sure you would find a woman to accept you without testicles.
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Are nurses and doctors insane they must be: this lady giving my echocardiogram said its normal it's normal even after I told her I can't even exercise for 5 min without my chest hurting please agree with me that she's insane I find this very depressing
Your heart may be fine, could be part of your vascular system like arteries and such... or lung problem. Don't get disheartened, they will find out what is wrong with you sooner or later.
When I was sick a few years ago, I was convinced I had Lyme disease. I made them test me twice... turns out I have Fibromyalgia.
You could be having a panic attack, nerves will do crazy things to a...
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I have 3 dogs. A Labrador Retriever, a Chihuahua and a Chow Chow which one would you guess to be the most aggressive?
From my experience.. the smaller the dog, the bigger the attitude. I would put my money on the Chihuahua.
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What food item do people often buy from the grocery store, that they could easily make at home?
hard boiled eggs
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Are you single again?
Nope.
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A church in Michigian just won 2nd Place in the lottery. $70,000.00. this money is tax-free, since the church is tax-exempt. could this mean that other churches will now play the lottery? will church members contribute to gamble as well as to the church?
You won't find Jehovah's Witness congregations playing any lottery. Gambling encourages greed and true Christians are to live a life free from the love of money.
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Is it illegal to ask for a genital massage at a massage parlor?
I would think so, it would fall under "prostitution".
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Are leggings no longer in?
No one has told Lindsay Lohan this.
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If God exists, why are there children with terminal illnesses? Follow up question: why is abortion legal before the first trimester of pregnancy, but illegal after the first trimester? What happens at the end of the first trimester that makes it illegal?
God cares about human suffering and will step in an correct all matters in his appointed time. Just because man decides to create ways to end it doesn't reflect negatively on the Creator.
We are imperfect and sinful due to the inherited condition from our first human parents. No one is immune to illness or death for that matter. If a Jehovah's Witness approaches you, they will...
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In the "Vagina monologues" one skit was "This short skirt has nothing to do with you (men)". I didn't get it, why wear it if not to be sexy? That's why I wear my short skirts haha.
Maybe some gals like the feeling of a breeze blowing up on their vulva?
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Why is the Hulk green?
Perhaps gangrene has set in?
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Is cyber-sex legal with a minor?
It is a big crime. Don't you ever watch Dateline "To Catch a Predator"?
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Is pork the only dish served 'pulled'....what about pulled chicken...or pulled beef?
Pulled Pork is good because it sounds nice.. alliteration...
I think chicken and beef are "shredded" for certain dishes and not referred to as "pulled".
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Do jehovah witness' still go door to door? I don't see any in my neighborhood anymore?
Jehovah's Witnesses are not looking to find doors with no one home. Many times they will go to a business area, bus and train stops and speak to people that are waiting or on their way to places. Some will walk in public parks or even contact people by telphone if they live in a "gated community". The door to door work is primary but it not the only way to reach people with...
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How do you put a positive spin on a negative situation?
I tried this the other day, a 20 year old guy hurled himself down from the 4th floor of a shopping mall and died instantly. I tried to look on the positive side that he didn't hold up traffic on a bridge, didn't jump in front of a car on the highway and cause problems for travelers and luckily he didn't fall on anyone.
Also, I said he troubles are over and a funeral home...
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Urgent: I'm selling my car to a gentleman this evening (price is already agreed upon). Do I give him my registration card when I sign over the title? What else do I need to give him? What should I be concerned about?
In New York State, you need to have a "bill of sale". It would behoove you to write the model, year and VIN on the document and write the words "as is". If the car breaks down tomorrow, he will come back and want a refund.
Be safe, have someone with you while the transaction is taking place. Try to conduct the business outside of you residence.
I will never, ever...
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What kind of a mistake could (or did) someone at your workplace make that they would deserve to be fired for?
I heard about some guys bringing in plastic guns to a plant in Georgia and they were immediately discharged. I worked in the office in NY.
My husband told me that a camera assistant in NH was asked by the media what they thought of Obama's health care plan. Their response was "I need to go home and get more bullets". The secret service grabbed him, he was immediately fired...
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I danced with a stripper this weekend..is that cheating?
I think you need to tell your partner about it and they can give you the right answer. If it was just dancing and your clothes were on and you didn't touch his naughty bits, it might be okay... but you could have a very jealous man.
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What would doctors do if a patient was dying from sulfur poisoning?
Maybe they would give you water and vinegar to dilute the sulphur or they would feed you activated charcoal to absorb it?
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If i have a uti (bladder infection) will it make a difference if i have sex? like would it make it worse?
You should really abstain from sex during any kind of urinary problem. It's a close neighbor of your vagina and it would be good to give your body a rest and time to heal. If your boyfriend is so horny, there are other ways he can release his sexual frustration.
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What are some home remides to get rid of a uti(or bladder infection).?
Prevention is better. In the future, urinate right after sex, it flushes out anything that may have made it's way to the urethra.
Also, don't use a diaphragm for birth control, every time I used that thing I ended up with an infection. When you wipe after using the toilet, make sure you don't introduce any bacteria to your urinary opening.
Your best course is to see a...
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Anyone else ever been to a Taco Bell that ran out of tortillas?
The only place that ran out of any food for me was Wendy's that had no more baked potatoes.
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On your death bed, how often will you be tapping that morphine drip? Or, will you not have any at all?
Why suffer?
Michael Jackson liked morphine, why wouldn't I want a painless exit?
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What is the best thing you could say about your mother?
She means well.
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Today is the 3rd day 40th anniversary of woodstock. Tell me what your thoughts are of it? Were you there or know someone who was?
I was a little kid running around. Didn't mean anything to me.
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What part of an animal can a human not cook or eat?
I would not try eating fur, fins or feathers.
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What do you like to get from Dunkin Donuts?
Nothing, I don't drink coffee anymore and their donuts upset my tummy. Maybe I would get a cookie or a muffin.
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How does one tell Answerbag what to do with the shoddy way ther run their site and how does the ordinary person get to ask one of the Gods a question?
Not sure who you feel might be a "God". Considering this site is free to users and financed by advertisers, I am quite satisfied with the way it is run.
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Are Jehovah's Witnesses allowed to smoke any substances?
I think they could smoke a ham or ribs.
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Why do Jehovah's Witnesses not share in the traditional customs of mourning for the dead?
Jehovah's Witnesses do not follow "tradition", they follow the teachings in the Bible.
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Do Jehovah's Witnesses follow sports and have favorite teams? Do they attend sporting events?
The issue of "Nationalism" comes up at many sporting events. If a Jehovah's Witness chooses not to stand during the singing of a National Anthem it may be perceived by others that they are anti-government or subversive.
Many crowds at sporting events get very rowdy because of fan spirit and the consumption of alcohol in the stands.
I know many Jehovah's Witnesses...
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I am getting married in a couple of months and am inviting a couple who is Jehovah's witness. They never give cards or gifts at weddings. Is this because of their religion. I'm not seeking a gift, just curious.
Where did you get your information that "they never give cards or gifts at weddings?" I had a whole mess of Jehovah's Witnesses at my wedding in 1986 and I got lots of cards and gifts and wrote many "thank you" cards back.
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I have a question.why is it that a father that is a jw pushes his beliefs on his children, when the mother, nor the children want anything to do with the negative attitude they portray?the mother and the children were, and regret ever being involved.
Let me tell you of a true life experience I heard this weekend. A woman studies the Bible with Jehovah's Witnesses and her husband wants nothing to do with the faith. She raises their two children with him and takes the kids to JW meetings and studies the Bible with them.
One day, the father was at a business meeting and his colleagues were talking about all the problems they are...
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Ladies, would you leave your current guy for one with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus's abs?
No, I will pass on this.
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Do class clowns often go on to become comedians?
I believe Jack Nicholson was a class clown who often spent a lot of time in the Principal's office but was also a very gifted student. I think he has done well on some funny roles but he is also and excellent character actor.
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Is it just me, or does kim kardashian look really different? (maybe plastic surgery)
She doesn't look the same without Reggie Bush next to her.
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None of the JW's have answered this weeks answerbag questions.......are they all gone to the district assembly or did they get raptured?
There is no Biblical teaching of a rapture. I am going to my DC tomorrow.
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Me and My girlfriend Starting having sex about a month ago, We both lost our virginity to on another, But how do I know if my Penis's Length is long enough that it's Satisfying my Girlfriend?
How old are you? I bet you are 15.
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During Sex, My Girlfriend never looks at me... she just closes her eyes and puts her head to the side, is this bad or is she simply shy to show me her face while shes getting banged? or is she imagining someone else or doesn't like it.. HELP!!!
Turn the lights out you silly bloke.
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How many times a day do normal people head for the nearest watering hole?
I head for the water cooler several times a day.
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How Many Hours does it take to Drive from New York to Orlando,Florida by Car and what is the
Fatest Route to get to Florida coming from
New York City?
My boss could probably do it in 7 hours.. he flies in his Escalade.
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How Long does it take to Drive from New York to Florida?
What part of NY to what part of FL?
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My best friend just disclosed that she had gotten herpes from her fiance who cheated and gave her the STD, how do I protect myself around her now without making her feel worse than she already does? :(
Unless you plan on making out with this girlfriend, you have nothing to worry about.
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Is it rude to have a Destination wedding and ask for every one in the wedding party to pay their own way there and their own accommodation? or is it the responsibility of the groom and bride to pay for it all?
No one is forcing anyone to attend your wedding. You can keep it really low budget if no one wants to or can afford the trip.
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Have you ever noticed that when you poke fun at a question about religion,that all the religious AB stormtroopers come out to give you minus points.Why is that?
No, I can't say that is a observation of mine.
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My "live-in" boyfriend and I just broke up about four weeks ago. Can someone please tell me why he would keep our pictures up on facebook when he told me that, "we are not getting back together" and that "he doesn't want to work things out"?
He likes the way he looks in the photos?
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I am only 14, and i have always wondered: what is it like to get married?
It's great if you have a good partner and it's a living nightmare if you have a bad one. There is no "cut and dried" answer to this question. I am blessed to be partnered with a very patient and understanding man.
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Do you get annoyed by constant nagging?
9 Better is it to dwell upon a corner of a roof than with a contentious wife, although in a house in common.
Proverbs 21:9
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How to protect our liver from damage?
Don't abuse alcohol.
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How does it feel to be rejected when asking someone out?
I can't tell you, I never asked anyone out.
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Do you know any teenagers who want to work as crime scene investigators when they grow up? (My wife says she has run into this a lot over the last few years.)
I love all the forensics shows and such but if you really get down to it, the work is demanding, has weird hours and can be really upsetting. It is a good thing that some have interest in this field as it is necessary... sad as it is.
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Should I move? Rumors that were false are being spread bout my daughter and everyone has moved from us, and now no one will talk to her...I am not able to pinpoint who started them but they are ugly and certainly not true...we are new where we live too.
No, why should you uproot your life over some malicious stores... they can all screw off.
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Is it all right if I give my Doberman dog just one Guinness Beer?
I don't think alcoholic beverages are good for animals, don't think they can metabolize it like a human can. How about you give the dog some vanilla ice cream instead?
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What would be a good gift to give my future step children on our wedding day? We want them to feel special.
Your love.
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Do you believe that pendants and chains can bring you luck?
No, I don't believe in luck.
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Why does Joan Rivers still look like she is 20 years old?(I just saw her on Larry King.)
You need your eyes examined, she is a troll with eyes that are three inches deep in her face.
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Does anyone else ever have weird some times disturbing thoughts? I would never act on any of them but they still upset me that I have them.
You can't stop a bird from landing on your head but you can prevent it from building a nest.
Just because a crazy thought enters your brain, doesn't mean you have to dwell on it or even follow up with actions.
Simply dismiss the thought and move on to something positive and upbuilding.
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Mr. Tern and Mrs. Tern have 2 children...what are their names?
Re and Lan
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I heard on hold today that Commerce Bank will take your coins in and will give you money without you having to roll it or pay a processing fee. What other money saving tips could you share with ABers.
This is funny, Commerce Bank doesn't exist any longer it is now TD Bank.
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What do dreams that deal with houses/ 100's rooms filled with clutter mean? I always find myself running through them or hiding in them?
Sounds like you have been to my parent's house.
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Do you think there are male AB users masquerading as women, and female users masquerading as men? I am NOT referring here to genuine transgender persons, and they need not be offended.
I am female but you can find that out from the context of my answers. I have a male baby avatar because I like it and it is not there to deceive anyone.
I guess anything is possible on the Internet.
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If a woman preacher married a man and woman does god see you as a married couple?
I sure hope so cause I was at one of these types of weddings 4 years ago and the couple just had a baby. They sure better be married.
This was at an Episcopal church and was a whole big ceremony.
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What are you most likely to see at a birthday party?
Cake, gifts, guests and party favors.
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Is it weird for a guy to fake an orgasm?
My co-worker told me he did it because he was "bored" and was tired of doing "all the work". I only heard about this practice last year, didn't know it was possible but anything is possible these days.
If the sex is so un-rewarding, what is the point of starting it at all?
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Yesterday, I helped 10 volunteers serve 350 lunches at the Salvation Army. This program is in danger of dying out, as local churches can't find enough volunteers to send with people deciding they hate church. What are you willing to do to help?
I am willing to help spread the news of God's Kingdom that will cure all the ills of society.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/jt/article_01.htm
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Where i live people get away with murder, do you think this is acceptable
If you think people get away with stuff now, you may be right but God sees everything and will repay people.
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When using exercise machines, if the person leaving the machine left it wet and sticky with sweat, what's the polite thing to do?
This reminds me why I don't miss the gym for the past year. Are you going to confront the sweaty slob? Good luck. They might have a bunch of guns in their gym bag and kill you. Get a paper towel and wipe it down, it's the more prudent thing to do these days.
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My boyfriend and i have been dating for about two weeks and he really wants to make out with me and i have never done that before, don't get me wrong i really want to kiss him but every time i get close to him i get nervous and pull away what do i do?
he is horny... don't let him take advantage of you. if you are nervous, you aren't ready for this kind of activity.
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How can I forgive my ex and move on when she still continues to lie?
People are gonna do what they do. She is your ex, forget her.
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Is Mel Gibson considered an Australian actor or an American actor?
He is a poor excuse for a religious person. He wants to come off all holy and righteous and then he gets drunk, says racist things and screws around on his wife and now is breaking up his family. He is a jerk in my opinion. Who cares what he does for a living or where he came from, he is sad.
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I am the beginning of the end. You can see me twice in a decade but once in a year and not in day but once in June and twice in a week.
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
M
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How to you respond when someone calls you crazy,when obviously,they also have some mental problems?*
I take crazy as a compliment. Much more interesting I think.
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Which is easier for you...to be friends with someone who is rigidly dogmatic about everything or someone who can't make up his/her mind about anything so is always on the fence?
I would take the person who knows how they feel ten times over the fence sitter.
You have to stand for something I feel.
Then again, I cannot say that I have deep friendship with anyone except my husband.
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What do you think of someone who has commited Suicide do you feel bad for them?
There is no sense in feeling bad. Not going to help me or them. They are at peace in death where they may have not had any solace in life. I know of a few people that killed themselves and it was their choice to make.
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How often do you use expletives while talking to others? Do you use them in the normal conversations or only when you are exasperated?
My husband recorded a conversation between my mother, myself, my father and him at my folks house the other night. I told my father to "get the hell out" while I was helping my mother try to clean a cluttered room. I was shocked at how much my mom used the word "S-H-I-T", over and over again....I guess she was really mad.
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Say you find someones wallet, and it had a thousand dollars cash (even with some small bills) in it. When you return it to the owner would you be upset if they didn't give you anything?
I would be upset if they didn't thank me with a handshake.
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Do you forgive easily or would you want to take revenge?
The Bible says
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans+12:19
I let God have what belongs to him.
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Girls which would you find most impressive in a man.... a big penis, a big pair of biceps or a big brain?
Brain
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Why does Sex and the city glorify promscuity when its frowned upon by the general public?
I think most of the people who worked on that show (writers and producers) were of loose moral character or gay so what would you expect?
I don't think most people view being sexually promiscious as being negative. Free love and sex is great until it causes unwanted pregnancy, std's, heartbreak, broken homes and troubled lives.
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Why do so many women adore Eminem when his lyrics are profoundly misogynist?
I don't agree with everything that Mr. Mathers does especially when he makes fun of Christopher Reeve when the man is dead and has living children who could be needlessly hurt.
What he says about women is his opinion and I believe everyone has the right to express themselves either good or bad. If he wants to fight with Mariah Carey, let him. I would love to see her wimpy husband...
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Can you give me some ideas of what to use to make pencil "rubbings"? Everthing you see nowadays is smoothed out and has no texture for drawing.
Headstones
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If the swine flu strain spread to your town, would you be willing to stay home -- and tell others to stay six feet away?
Stay home? Not an option, I need to work. Six feet away only if they are underground.
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What is the first thing you would ask Satan?
I don't have any questions for him. I just revel in the fact that no one knows his real name and only know him by "Satan" or "Devil" which is not his actual name.
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Who here is a Libra and is unified with me in agreement that Libra is the most boring and stupid star sign???!!! I mean SCALES - wow exciting, lets weigh some stuff!
What would you rather have for a symbol? Perhaps a donkey?
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Do you think that Germans still believe they are the master race?
Nope, I think that title either goes to the Haitians living in the U.S. or the Hasidic Jews.
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What age of women should I go for in dateing I'M 35
25-40
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You just won a free 2 week all expense paid vacation! Anywhere you want to go! Anything you want to do! What would your Vacation plans be?
South Carolina. I really liked it down there, nice state.
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What is something you would never add salt to?
Cold Breakfast Cereal
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What would you bring if you were asked to bring a dessert to a party?
Fancy assorted butter cookies from the store.
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Ladies, when was the last time you greeted with a curtsey?
Never
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What is most likely to bring back memories of the 80s?
Michael Jackson & Bubbles
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What was the last good deed you did for a stranger?
I saw a hub cap rolling into a parking lot on Tuesday morning. I jumped out and grabbed it and tried to catch up with the car that lost it. The driver ended up turning around to go and look for it so I pulled in back of him and handed him his hub cap, he didn't even have to get out of his car. Us Toyota drivers stick together.
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If I don’t get into an accident, why don’t I get a certain percentage of my car insurance money back after the policy ends?
That would be a wonderful plan but unfortunately, the answer is no. You will be paying for all the other jerks that wrecked.
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Should you be entitled to workers compensation if you get injured after getting drunk at the Christmas Party?
I think if you were still "on the clock" and on company property, yes. If you were at a location other than the job and you were not "on the clock".. then, no.
I would need more details to give a proper answer.
If liquor was brought into a place of employment and they failed to monitor the consumption or had a situation where an accident could happen to someone that...
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Has anyone you loved ever given up anything for you?
Yes, my husband has given up a clean house and many vacations for my sake because he has allowed me to have five cats. He gives up room in the bed, many morsels of food and much of my attention.
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Are you afraid to tell people how you really feel?
If you knew me, you would know this is not an issue for me. If I don't speak up for myself, no one else will.
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What would you say is the most stressful part of a wedding if you are the bride?
For me it was walking down that aisle with all eyes on me... I wanted to vomit.
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If AB had a party and provided t-shirts with our user names would you wear your shirt or grab one of the extra Anonymous t-shirts?
I am not a party person, I would RSVP... no.
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I say "pets" you say?
Mart
I dump a lot of money at that store.
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I heard that guys dont like kissing a girl after she went down on him. Why is that?
Maybe it feels a bit "gay"?
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What's one famous person named Michael?
Michael Smith a.k.a. Bubbles
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Why do plenty of old ladies still have the uncouthness to give the finger? Why aren’t they refined and ladylike enough to do something better than that?
Just think of it that they are telling you that you are "Number 1".
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Would you let your son dress as a girl for the summer if he asked you
no, when he is over 18 he could dress how he wanted.. until then.... male clothing only
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What would cause a person to feel empty in a room full of friends?
this happens to me all the time. i don't mind the disconnected feeling, i have learned to accept it.
i get along better with an animal. if there is a party, i usually seek out a dog or cat to sit with
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What is your favourite slow cooked food?
baked beans
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I am doing a Bible study with a Jehovah's Witness. She brings a lot of Watch Tower literature for me to read but refuses to read articles I bring which are not Watch Tower publications. This seems very closed-minded to me. Why are they like that?
Is your literature based on the Bible?
I am happy you are studying the Bible. When I heard months ago none of your friends could help you after your surgery, I thought your friends were selfish and absent during your time of need. Jehovah's people look out for each other and their neighbors.
An old widow who was admitted into a local nursing home this week for care was so overcome...
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Would you rather be babied and loved when your sad or left alone
I like to stew in my own juices
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What celebrity would you consider hell to be married to?
Chris Brown
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Can you imagine what life would be like if getting a divorce was no longer an option? Once you married you HAD to stay married for life.
not a problem for me.. things are good. i could be more of a sexpot but i think hubby will keep me.
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What is Barack Obama's biggest problem?
Drinking beer instead of Champagne.
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Would you vote for the "Naked Cowboy" as the Mayor of New York City?
I don't vote but if I did, he would have to loose the "tighy whities" and be totally nude.
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Would you like to go up to the crown of the Statue of Liberty?
No desire, it's probably hot and stinky in there and there are no elevators.
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Need some "have to" stops for a east coast road trip. Starting in Jersey and letting the road take me. Any suggestions for "must see" things?
New Jersey???
Maybe the club known at the "Bada Bing" in The Soprano's?
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Do I resemble a sausage?
If you are a male, part of you does.
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How old were you when you had your first one night stand?
To date I have not had one and I am 44
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What comedian makes you laugh?
Chris Rock...
George Carlin still makes me laugh even though he is dead.
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What profession, requires alot of skill?
Neurosurgeon
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Why do newspapers charge so much for obituary notices?
Ad Cost: $28.89 Purchase Ad
Joe Blow has passed away. Funeral is tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.
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Do you have a common or unusual name?
I have a common name and have funked it up at times to make myself more unique.
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My parents are thinking of buying a boat. Its an eight passenger and its beautiful. But tell me: What are some disadvantages of having a boat? Thanks in advance.
It gobbles up time and money. You must pay for it. You must insure it. You must fuel it. You have to keep it in good repair. You need a trailer to tow it. You need a vehicle well equipped to tow it.
You have friends always inviting themselves on the boat. You have the dangers of drunken boaters while trying to enjoy yourself. You could have an accident and drown.
I am sure there...
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Have you tried the KFC grill chicken, if so, is it tasty?
It is tasty but I like good old nasty fried chicken with skin, breading and all those extra calories.
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What is/was your grandmother's name?
I had two.... Mother's Mother ... Rita
Father's Mother- Hildegard
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Today, July 26th is Sarah Palin's last day in office as governor. Are you "Sailin' with Palin", "Wailin' for Palin" or "Railin' at Palin"?
I think there are a lot of dudes that would like to be
"Nailin" Ms. Palin.
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29 year old male virgin, by choice. About ready to drop that title from my resume. Any advice? She's got a kid, so she obviously has experience. I don't want to disappoint.
Have sex with NO ONE.
You are a kid and don't need to impregnate anyone.
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I got fired from my job 4 misconduct. Unemployment says no money cause of this. No one will hire me for that reason. My credit is bare bottom and I'm broke, living with my parents, with $800 in monthly car and college bills. Any advice?
You better thank your lucky stars that you live with your parents and they have a roof over your head and food on the table. The time to grow up is NOW. Life is not all fun and games. Stop with the bad behavior that got you fired and act like a man and not a punk.
Find a menial job that pays you what you need to make your expenses that doesn't care about your recent employment blemish.
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If a girl is lying on her back (face-up) how can you pull her jeans off quickly without her moving or doing anything to help?
It is no wonder that your girlfriend got with another guy. It seems that you want to undress a female that is either drunk or drugged. Why don't you try for a woman in a skirt or dress so all you have to worry about is sliding down her panties. If you are really lucky, she might not be wearing any.
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My girlfriend slept with someone else. Everytime i ask a qustion about it now she says that shes told me everything and im to believe her or its over. Is there more to what really went on? What do i do? I love her but id rather loose her than be lied to.
Usually, when a woman has sex with a guy it to reward him for meeting her emotional needs. Evidentally, you might not have been there for her and someone else was. Women are not usually sex driven and she just wanted to hop into the sack with someone cause you weren't jumping on her enough. You need to work on the relationship and see where you may have been lacking.
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What are 2 things you can`t do?
lick my elbow
have an orgasm during sexual intercourse
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Have you learned anything new today, if so, what was it?
Yeah, the only two angels mentioned by name in the Bible were Michael and Gabriel. They don't want to give our their names because they want to give glory to God and don't want any for themselves.
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If a rooster lays an egg directly in the middle of an a frame roof which side does the egg roll down?
You must have failed biology.
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What do you think, is it moral or immoral to have a baby without marriage?
I think it is immoral to have sex outside of marriage. If a pregnancy results, I think it would be far worse to have an abortion instead of birthing the baby and keeping it or giving it up for adoption.
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If you had to give up one of these things for life what would you choose to give up-- toothpaste, deodorant, or soap?
Soap. If I had a good sponge and hot water, I could still get relatively clean.
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One of my girlfriends always wants me to tell her about the funny things my husband does for me when he is turn on, do you think I should hold back or just tell her?
I think your girlfriend might have the hots for you old man. Don't tell her anything. She sounds sleazy to me.
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(Hypothetical question) They have created a cure for cancer, but the remedy requires a pint of puppy blood. Would you still support the cure?
I have nothing to do with the use of animal or human blood so the answer would be.
no.
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Why do blue jeans have to be so tight and low cut? I saw a woman this week in jeans that looked like they were painted on her legs and so low I was wondering what was holding them up. That can't be very good for vascular health.
Men like the way women look in "painted on jeans".
Didn't you ever listen to that song "Carribean Queen" by Billy Ocean.
You won't catch me with my bulges in tight fitting pants... I need breathing room.
To each their own I say. Maybe they like to split seams during their day. Not me.
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Did you agree with Sarah Palin when she said that "the world needs more 'Trigs' (her baby with Down Syndrome), not fewer"?
She is nuts, I hope she goes away.
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My ex is a rape victim. Our relationship failed because of many problems caused by this like drug use, depression, etc. What could have been done?
It is rough being a woman who was raped but to be a guy who was raped, that is tough. Men aren't supposed to be hurt or cry and he most likely buried his pain and tried to drown it with drugs. Thank God he didn't kill himself. Hopefully he will get some type of help where he can see that it wasn't his fault and that life can go on.
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Is it bad if your friend forces you to give him head?
If it were me, he would be missing the tip of his penis.
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Have you ever fell in love with someone who you found very, very strange? How does that happen?
Yeah, I thought my husband was a weirdo when I met him. He was very quiet and didn't really talk to anyone. How things have changed.
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I want to wait until im married to have my "first time" but sometimes i feel pressured, because ppl have told me a guy will get bored of you if you dont "put out" has this happened to anyone?
If he gets bored of you, he can go pay a harlot to satisfy his filthy and dirty desires.
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Is there a scripture that says to rape people, to rape the women of a village, or something similar in the Bible?
Every one that is found will be pierced through, and every one that is caught in the sweep will fall by the sword; 16 and their very children will be dashed to pieces before their eyes. Their houses will be pillaged, and their own wives will be raped.
This scripture in Isaiah chapter 13 talks about it, but no one commands anyone to be raped.
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What is a job that is difficult to do when it's hot and humid?
blow job
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What is that word that starts with a D and ends in Ate?
debate... what i love to do.
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What would happen to someone who stayed awake without sleep for a week?
I don't even want to imagine the consequences to their mental and physical health. This could kill someeone I believe.
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How do i get over my ex,i haven't seen him or properly spoken to him in about a year but i need closure
Closure does not exist. My husband never got closure with his abusive and jack ass father. The creep died last year and my husband never got any kind of explanation why he was such a dick to his mother, his sister and him.
Just pray to God for peace and try to move on with your life.
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How difficult is life for kidney dialysis patients?
I don't know but I would not want it, I would rather be dead.
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How many different ways can you think of for commiting suicide
The only way that entered my mind was driving my car onto the railroad tracks. This happened when I started taking medication. Thankfully this only lasted a few weeks and I was able to resist the urge.
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Would you ever agree to be a participant in a clinical trial testing new medications for the very first time on humans, knowing that the side effects are possibly unknown?
A couple I know, their 46 year old son just died. He was taking experimental medications for money, I guess that was what he had to do. The side effect of many drugs could be death.
My answer is no.
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Me and my girlfriend recently had sex. Like an idiot, I didn't pull out. She was on top, we were both drunk and I had got off earlier that say(if that makes any difference). No birth control/condom. What are the chances I got her prego? =x
This is one of the many reasons that people are born, drunken sex, careless attitude toward contraception, contraception failure. If you aren't ready to be a parent, you should just not have sex. Sorry, you have a 50/50 chance here.
A friend of mine was on the pill and she got pregnant anyway if you can believe that. She is married with one child before this miracle conception so...
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What reasons do some people have for killing a person?
Spousal abuse.
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Do you feel it's rude or inappropriate for you spouse/boyfriend to make lude sexual comments towards or about you in the pressence of your mother?
My mother wouldn't care... on the other hand.. his mother would tell him she didn't want to hear that and to shut up. My brother who lives with my parents spouts so much inappropriate sexual stuff that anything my husband might say would be small potatoes.
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Every one no's when there birthday is, but do you no what day you was born on?.
Sunday
also... the word is "knows".. for future reference.
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I just saw a commercial, for a carpet cleaner. It shows a dog dragging his butt across the carpet and a child yells, "Hey mom, Come Look at Toby's new trick". Is this Offensive or funny to you ? BTW, I am still laughing.
I think it's sad that this mother has the nerve to scream at her son to make the dog stop and that this dumb bitch doesn't know that she needs to take the dog to the vet of have it's anal glands expressed.
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Why do I have to pay a hundred dollars to adopt a cat?
Pay $100 to get a cat that has been sterilzed, checked for disease and vaccinated or
Get a "Free" kitten or cat and pay in excess of $500 to have all those things done at a vet.
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Notice Jon (Jon&Kateplus8) is really having a swinging time. Is anyone surprised? I'm not but it seemed that the sympathy was with him and how he was treated by Kate. What do you think of him now?
They have created their own drama show. Personally I think they are both low life attention whores that would sell out their kids in a heartbeat. Jon is hanging out with Lindsay Lohan's old man and that doesn't surprise me. He does dinner with Michael Lohan I guess he will do breakfast with Joe Jackson soon.
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What is something people keep on or near their bed?
multiple cats
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It's a nice day for a ________________?
Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Name yer preferred BBQ sauce you marinate or cook with?
Goya Mojo
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How old are you?
44
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My husband said I killed the gentleman inside him when I said his actions were silly, and I said well it's only silly if it dies so quickly. What do you think?
Your husband sounds like a drama queen. Tell him to "man up" and just open that door for you despite your subtle mockery.
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Whud up yo?
That is funny, that is the radio station I listen to in my car.
http://www.whud.com/
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In which colour dress the women look most beautiful?
I like black women in bright orange and I like white women in coral.
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You have been invited boyfriends parents to dinner. What do you bring?
A very large bottle of wine.
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I want to wait until im married to have my "first time" but sometimes i feel pressured, because ppl have told me a guy will get bored of you if you dont "put out" has this happened to anyone?
If you only date men with the same type of outlook on chastity until marriage, you should not have a problem.
I was not giving anyone my virginity until I was their wife.
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What is the Jehovah Witnesses stand on smoking and alcohol?
smoking
http://www.watchtower.org/e/20000322/article_02.htm
drinking
http://www.watchtower.org/e/200612b/article_01.htm
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Are there any women/girls that have actually kidnapped or forced a man to be her toilet slave for more than a day? How did you go about it? Did you enjoy it? Did you invite other women/girls over to enjoy themselves on him?
Listen, I would be happy if I could get a guy to come over and shovel the poop and piss out of my cat's litterbox. This whole scenario that you describe is a bit too radical for me.
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Where do u hook up with people 4 golden showers
Don't you think you have been pissed on enough? What about the guy your wife slept with before you were married when you were broken up? I am sure he would be happy to spray you with pee.
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I been married a lil over 2 months now and i still cant stop thinking bout my now wife sleeping with a guy when we broke up...she said she didnt have physical attraction and she was trying to make it work with him?? i cant stop picturin this
Hey, are you divorced yet?
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Why do people from India regard cows as holy?
I think they did this so Phil Rizzuto would have something to exclaim.
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What are some of the best types of items to sell on e-bay to get out of debt?
panties that have been gently worn by young girls and not laundered
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Where on your body will your next tattoo be?
Underneath my sagging breasts so I can have the words "Peek A Boo" there.
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I am a tool. I have a long 5 foot handle and a flanged metal base appropriate for scooping or digging. What am I?
I have to call a spade.. a spade.
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I named my dog 'Dave', is this an odd or funny name for a dog?
I think Goliath would have been more fitting.
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The sequel from "older girls at part time job"..today when i was standing at the cash register,she stood beside me and grab my crotch again..i can't possibly yelled in front of the customers so i beared with it..But this can't keep going right..help me..
When is this coming to a local video store, I might be interested in renting a ocpy.
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I went to california a month ago & my mom & i were at a store when i saw my favorite actress elizabeth perkins. i freaked out & ran up to her with a big hug. she laughed & asked for my name. i got her autograph. she said i was a sweet girl. why? help
Time to take your meds. Ding Ding Ding
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Why do most Jehovah's Witnesses obligate their members to be clean-shaven? Are bearded members threatened with any disciplinary action?
You cannot be disfellowshipped for facial hair. Then again, you can have certain privileges curtailed.
What I want to know is how the person that has tattoos up and down their arms from a ten year stint being disfellowshipped is looked at. There ain't a darn thing you can do about them unless you are rich enough to go for laser removal and can deal with the pain. Tattoos cannot be...
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Im curious about the pregnancy, birth, and postpartum practices of Jehovahs witnesses. Are they advocates of silent birth? How do they feel about drugs to relieve pain during labor?
The only Biblical directive that might come into play during a birth would be to abatain from blood.
So a tranfusion would be out of the question but there are other solutions that could be used to keep volume up in the circulatory system.
Pain killers that are dispensed by physicians for legitimate needs can be used.
My mom was out cold for the birth of me and my brother so you...
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If you had only had one lover your entire life, how would you feel about being with someone who's had 5? Would you feel a little iffy about it?
I guess they would be really good at love. As long as they were going to marry me and be faithful, I wouldn't have a problem. Plus, a STD check would be in order.
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I am a man how can i encrese the estgron in my body
Why does your profile say female?
By the way, check your spelling.
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Would you consider taking a cheater back? If yes, why?
It would depend on the circumstances. If they cheated just once and weren't engaged in a three year long afair and had a love child, I might be able to consider forgiveness. Of course they would have to be very sorry for what they did and take steps not to do it again.
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What does the phrase 'Tiger by the tail' really mean?
I don't know but I dig the song by that name by Rick Springfield.
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Why do people think goths are such bad people? they aren't always depressed dont always wear black can usually be nice and are happy most of the time? so whats the big deal?
They always seem very cheerful and friendly at "Hot Topic".
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Why do people ask questions that they could easily answer themselves using Google?
What I want to know is why people ask questions based on contrived bullshit stories that never happened.
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Have you ever died and been brought back to life? See anything interesting?
So far, no.
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Has your closest AB friends been good friends to you?
This is a virtual world. I don't have any friends here and I have very few in the real world.
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Have you ever learned a life lesson from an ex boyfriend?
Yes, I learned that I don't like cheap people from one and I don't like people who overindulge in alcohol from the other.
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What do you think you would do if you were suddenly thrust into a violent situation? How do you think you would handle the mental flashbacks?
If I was beaten, mugged, raped.. I have no idea how I would deal with the PTSD... I would probably break down and cry.
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Why is the term "child molester" being replaced with "pedophile?" Technically, shouldn't all mothers and kindergarten teachers be pedophiles? (people who love kids).
Pedophilia denotes a SEXUAL interest in children which is improper and perverse. If you have love and concern for children, this does not make you a pedophile.
http://www.psychnet-uk.com/dsm_iv/pedophilia.htm
I truly hope you were not aware of the true definition of the word and not trying to be "funny".
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What do you do when someone hijacks your thread?
I hijack my own threads... as the group The Fixx sang about... "One Thing Leads To Another".
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*THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD AN ADULT SAY TO A KID.....?
Probably everything that Michael Jackson said he father told him. If I could punch one person right in the kisser it would be Joe Jackson.
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What is your favorite song by Aerosmith?
i think lyrically... "Janie's Got A Gun" is the best because it addresses a social problem of incest and molestation and what can happen when a person is pushed too far.
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My cat has wounds from a fight with an animal Im not sure what. At first they looked like bite marks and now a few days later they look like deep holes and he has licked (I assume) the hair off all around them. Is this a normal healing process?
When I had outdoor cats, one got a deep bite puncture wound at the base of her tail. It got infected and I had my husband take her too the vet. The vet took the wooden end of a cotton swab and pushed it into the holes and pus came flying out... according to hubby. The vet had to clean and dress the wound and the cat ended up on antibiotics for the infection. Monitor you cat very carefully.
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What would make a visit to Wal-Mart more interesting?
Cashiers wearing metallic blue star pasties.
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Can anyone who has been with a psychopath/social path/antisocial person help me on how to heal from this kind of relationship.
I haven't actually been in a relationship with any true psychos but the best thing to do is to surround yourself with positive and mentally healthy people.
You need to get out and be with people who have your best interest at heart.. most likely family and old friends.
It's not easy to let go but honey, you are so much better off without this dude... right now it doesn't...
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If you had to sleep in your car (as an alternative method), what make, model, and year would you prefer? The car would be otherwise nonfunctional.
I would like a big Olds Regency 98. They were like a living room on wheels.
Late 70's please.
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My aunt usually comes over every month. my mom tells my aunt everything i do. i had sex, got an abortion, broke a window, beat up my mom, skip school & cops took me away once for stealing. she doesnt visit anymore. why? & how should i act if she does :(
You need to stop making up ridiculous scenarios like this. You are worried about a hungry dog with issues like this... come on.. get real.
We have heard about 3 things tonight multiple times and it's getting a bit old.
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I eat very unhealthy usually high fat foods. in the past week, i had cake, ice cream, coffee, cookies, & pasta. now i get yellow mucus in my poop & bad abdominal cramps. it helps when i change my diet. the mucus is coming back. do i have anal cancer
Stop with the spam and the B.S. questions.. honestly... you are making a mockery out of yourself.
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Walter Cronkite is dead. He was once the most trusted man in America. Do you have a favorite memory of him?
Actually, I felt worse when Peter Jennings died.. I think Cronkite was before my time.
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I am in the military and my wife ran away to california with another man. I have filed for a divorce and she is contesting the divorce on the grounds that she does not believe in divorce and by the way she came back pregnant from the other guy.
How about you tell her that you don't believe in adultery and if this guy who implanted her with a child is so great, she can marry him afer you divorce her.
Is this a bullshit question because your gender is listed as female?
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Are Jehovah's Witnesses allowed to drink strong alcoholic drinks?
Wine and other alcoholic beverages are permitted for consumption amongst Jehovah's Witnesses of legal drinking age.
The Bible condemns drunkeness and debauchery that goes with it. Self Control and Moderation are the key.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/200612b/article_01.htm
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What will happen if a person joined the witnesses by liying to them about having no family and denouncing their original faith, when they do have family and haven't changed religion they just want the companionship
Eventually lies are discovered. It's better to be honest. If he person has family, wouldn't they have enough companionship?
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What happens when an elderly lady lies about and too her family regarding Jehovah's witnesses?
Does the elderly lady welcome the Jehovah's Witnesse and then deny to her family that she takes them inside for discussions and accept their literature?
If you are stating that she is afraid of the negative response of her family members, it is a valid reason to be reluctant to tell the truth. However, God does not approve of lying. She is in a bit of a pickle I would say.
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Does a person have to be born into Jehovah Witness religion?
My parents are Jehovah's Witnesses. My brother is not a Jehovah's Witness and I am. Jehovah wants willing servants and that is why he gave us free will. Many people embrace the faith if their family exposes them to and just as many reject it.
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Do typewriters have any other uses?
When my mom and dad were engaged.. my mom wanted to go the movies and my dad didn't. Mom threw a typewriter and then he changed his mind and took her to the cinema.
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I say "Reality Television" you say?
Divorce Ahead.....
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Im sad right now. my mom & i just went to mcdonalds. we came back home & the neighbors dog was following us to our front door & trying to get in our house. the dog looked hungry for food. my mom didnt let it in & the dog gave me a sad look. why its a pug
1. Stress management Im sad right now. my mom & i just went to mcdonalds. we came back home & the neighbors dog was following us to our front door & trying to get in our house. the dog looked hungry for food. my mom didnt let it in & the dog gave me a sad look. why its a pug 0 Jul 18, 2009 0
2. Stress management Ok im so sad right now. my mom & i just went to mcdonalds. we...
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Ok im so sad right now. my mom & i just went to mcdonalds. we came back home & the dog was following us to our front door & trying to get in our house. the dog looked hungry for food. my mom didnt let it in & the dog gave me a sad look. why?
McDonalds is not healthy for humans so it certainly shouldn't be fed to the dog.
Your mother was being kind to the family pet.
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In your opinion, do you think a person who was raped could still call themselves a virgin even though physically they are not?
So many people view virginity as something to ger rid of and get out of the way.
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Is a virgin still a virgin after she's been raped?
a person who has engaged in sexual intercourse either willingly or unwillingly is not a virgin
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How do you know when you are spending too much time on AB?
When your panties are full.
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How many cats is too many to have in a house?
I like 4 and now because I am sucker I have 5. Trust me.. there will not be a 6th under my roof.
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Will we have to pay to read news stories online shortly?
It would not surprise me, after all my parents just dropped the delivery of the local paper afer 42 years.
They are not getting their news from the Internet, the neighbor is handing over his used newspapers a day later.
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If you left someone because they cheated on you, how would you know that you were ready to move on and date again?
I would be ready to move on after the divorce was final.
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Does anyone here believe that if you are not religious you cannot be possessed of morality?
I think there are many atheists that display what could be considered a high ethical or moral intergrity.
You don't need to have a relgion to do the right thing. But it sure helps me.
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Do your cats love you
They rely on me for all their life necessities and they feel very close to me but I don't know if animals truly feel "love".
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Do you think that everything happens for a reason? That even though something that hurts so much, will eventually work out for you later in some way?
I don't really think that EVERYTHING happens for a reason but sometimes I think experiences and situations give us a lot of insight into other people.
For example... I recently learned how judgemental or just plain cold and insensitive some people have been in regards to the death of Michael Jackson. Do I think that Michael Jackson's death served some great purpose or reason......
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What would you do if you were sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of ever being let out?
Enjoy my life in prison. Hope that women don't like to rape other women much.
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Can one take a fertility test to see if they have good odds at becoming pregnant while on birth control? Will the birth control interfere with the test?
I would think that the birth control pills would mess up the accuracy of the fertility test. Just assume you are fertile unless you have been trying to get pregnant for more than 6 months and nothing has happened.
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Can someone become a christian without reading the bible or going to church?
If you don't read the Bible, how can you learn about Jesus who is the basis for Christianity....?
Jesus also got his followers together for a ministry work. Don't know how never meeting up will accomplish that.
Are you looking at becoming a Christian?
http://www.watchtower.org/e/200704b/article_01.htm
http://www.watchtower.org/e/20040301/article_02.htm
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Besides a Cow, are there other animals that chew their cud?
If you read the Bible it pretty much tells you what animals chew cud. In order to be considered food for the Israelites, an animal had to be a chewer of cud and have split hooves.
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Why would a 17 yr old male's back be hurting?
Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex recently or Spinal Meningitis
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Just how many questions are there gonna be like, "I say blank and you say" until the asker gets an original thought in his head?
Hey my friend... take a chill pill... I like them.. it's like being at a shrink's office and not having to pay.
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If I raped someone 20 years ago but was never convicted in court, does that make me a rapist?
Well since YOU did not rape anyone... the person in question would still be a rapist even though they were not convicted...it's the act of raping that makes hem guilty.
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What kind of dish washing detergent do you use in the kitchen?
Whatever name brand is on sale. Those dollar store brands don't bubble enough for me.
My first choice is Palmolive. I grew up watching "Madge" dip fingertips in little bowls of that crap.
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I say "Obsessed" you say?
Calvin Klein
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What is your fave limp bizkit song?
Break StufF
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I say "edible panties" you say?
Don't stop there!
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Why do (some) women think all men care about is sex? Isn't that just the same as thinking all women care about is money?
I don't care about money.. all I care about is cats and shoes.
My co-worker may think about sex but he doesn't get any so he is very involved in War Hammer and World of Warcraft.
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If I can buy boneless chicken breasts for $2 per pound, how cheap does bone-in have to be to be a better deal?
I don't know.. don't buy much chicken breast with or without bone... I like thighs.
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What would you do if chicken ever started selling for 20.00 per pound?
eat more fish
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Do you hate when people post questions for relationship advice? I know i do, and i was wondering if it bothered anyone too much?
As long as it's not a b.s. story, I don't mind. Sometimes people just need valiation, a kick in the butt or a consensus of thought to know they aren't losing their minds. It's one of my favorite type of questions.
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When should you turn down a job offer?
When the word "blow" is involved.
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I would love to go on a cruise ship, but my wife say's only old people cruise. we are in how 40's, is she right?.
Your wife doesn't want to go on a cruise. Plain and simple and neither would I. Just the idea of being "trapped" on that boat freaks me out.
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Have you ever feel that you won't go to heaven...That going to hell is appropriate after all you've done..
What did you do that was so bad?
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When doctors and his techs rape a woman or a child why do they try to turn it into a joke, is this a tactic to try to the person over it or to make himself feel like hes done nothing wrong?
I would think these people should be held to hire scrutiny by a court of law because they are supposed to be helping you and not harming and victimizing you.
Sounds like a mental case doctor who needs his license taken away or maybe this doctor was a fraud to begin with.
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Have you ever been to a rape support group? Do you think it helped? How personal do they get?
If I were a person who was raped, I sure wouldn't want to sit around and talk about it with a bunch of strangers. I don't think I would do well in "group therapy" like this. I would want one on one counseling with a professional if I felt I needed any kind of mental/emotional assistance.
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What are your views on the subject of date rape?
It happens more than anyone would like to admit.
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Why is the punishment for fraud more than what it is for rape?
Bernie Madoff is a genius... he did both at the same time.
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You are with a guy and he pulles into the woods and says to you put out or get out. Which do yu do?
get out
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What are some unconventional uses for cotton balls?
Making your boobs look fuller by stuffing them into your bra.
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What are some unconventional uses for cotton balls?
Stuff them in the end of shoes that are too large for you to fill up space.
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*7. If two typists can type two pages in five minutes, how many typists will it take to type twenty pages in ten minutes? 16
There is no guarantee that these other typists can type two pages in five minutes so I cannot answer this question based on the fact that the typing speed of all the typists has not been established.
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Ladies, I want to give my gf an oil massage, any tips? What strokes do you like? How do you get aroused?
I get aroused when green pieces of paper come out of my husband's wallet.
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Some ABers change their name often. Should I change mine? If so, should I become Butthead, Cornholio, Dillweed, or do you have a better suggestion?
Dingleberry... it sounds so festive.
George Carlin: Another word you don't hear too often is "dingleberies." You know? You never hear it on "Meet the Press." I think it's because "dingleberries" is one of those words you don't say too much past your tenth birthday. It's not a grown-up's word; it's a kid's word....
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Where do you take your pet to be groomed; a chain or a local place?
My white cat had the squirts last week and the local place was my shower/tub. I had no time to make an appointment to clean her up. Of course she didn't like it but I will not let a poopy butt cat in my bed.
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My 31 yr old son stole over $2K from my account during a 4 mo period. He used my ATM which I had given him to make purchases with. I don't want 2 prosecute, just be paid back-he thinks I have no legal recourse and gets snotty. Do I?
Your son is disgrace. To steal from his parent and then to give you attitude. You can tell him that he is lucky he isn't in Israel back in the day or he would be pelted with stones and called a thief and told that he is failing to honor his parents.
You now know that he cannot be trusted at all. Get a safe, lock up your purse and valuables and treat him like a 10 year old from now...
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Is it True that American Men don't know how to please a Woman?
My husband is an American man and he makes me very happy when he mixes me a drink, grills me a burger... let's me keep five cats.... I am very pleased.
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My whippet is 10. He had cancer this year but the doc thinks he got it all. How long will my snuggly arm and leg warmer be around?
He might be around for 10 days, 10 weeks, 10 months.. maybe even 10 years. Medicine is not an exact science. Just enjoy your little friend as long as possible. When he is gone, there is a chance to make a new friend.
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Would you be offended if you were giving your own opinion and someone told you you were wrong?
Not really. They are not asking me for facts... facts can be right and wrong but opinons are based on perceptions and feeings.
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Is it weird that i am a 19 year old girl and have never dated or anything that it may imply, like kissing or holding a guys hand or anything?
Personally, I think you are smart. I didn't start dating until I was 18.
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Which answerbagger would you like to meet in person?
Nelson...aka Paul Kitwin.. but sadly he is dead.
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Our local cemetery had a "no artificial decorations" rule because it doesn't allow them to mow efficiently . However, if real plants and flowers are used, they just get mowed over. Seems most people have given up on it. Any suggestions as to what I can do
Bring the live plant or flowers to a friend or relative. The person you loved doesn't reside at the gravesite. A marker or stone with engraving should be sufficient along with a nice blanket of grass surrounding it.
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What is the weight of an average domestic short-haired cat? I have my babies to the vet this week. She weighed then and none was over 9 pounds. They are all full-grown cats. This seemd kind of a low figure - I thought cats weighted around 12 to 14 pounds.
Females usually weigh less than males.. My three females are under 10 lbs. The boys are over.
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What is the most ridiculous name that you've ever herd a child named?
Pilot Inspektor
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I have a small cut on nipple and it hurts. What should I put on it? (heath/medical answer only. Please no sexual answers)
I want to know how your nipple got cut in the first place. Did your cat do it?
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"Familiarity breeds contempt" what does this mean to you?
The Bible cautions: “Make your foot rare at the house of your fellowman, that he may not have his sufficiency of you.”—Proverbs 25:17
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If a person has epilepsy can they get a disabled sticker to park in the spots for a person is disabled ?if you do not know could you atlest tell me what link i can go to find out
If you tell the DMV that you have epilepsy, you may lose your drivers license and then you can walk everywhere.
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I am Nelson, that I am, I do not like trolls and spam! I do not like them in a bag, I do not like internet lag. I do not like them with bacon, I do not like them in a can. I dislike trollers Nelson I am! Care to add?
I miss Nelson... Sheriff Raff, that I am.
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What is the most common thing in you that everyone talks about?
how open and honest i am.... i don't believe in b.s.
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I have been studying with a sister for six months but she has now said to me very tenatively that if I am serious about being baptised I can no longer wear trousers. She is such a gentle soul and I don't want to upset her. Can anyone please explain?
There is a dress code when visiting any of the Watchtower facilities, that is a known and well publicized thing. There are certain types of clothing that are either inappropriate or too casual for the environment. There are three major facilities in New York state and those that work and live their have latitude on what they can wear but it must be in line with what a modest Christian...
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Do ALL witnesses that attend meetings at a kingdom hall give donations?
If you have the desire and the funds to make donations to the upkeep and functioning of the building where the congregation meetings are held you do. If someone has a financial hardship and are unable to make monetary donations, they can still offer their time and energy to make repairs and clean the hall. No one would be turned away if they were unable to make monetary or other offerings.
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Could anyone go to the kingdom hall for sermons or do you have to join
The meeting on Sunday has a "Public Talk" so this is something intented for everyone if they are a Jehovah's Witness or not. The talk lasts 30 minutes and you just need to have a copy of the Bible because there will be many references made to it. There is no charge to attend these meetings.
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Jehovah Witnesses: How do you feel when other Christians claim you are not Christians?
A lot of people are misinformed. We certainly do follow the teachings of Jesus, specifically the command to preach the good news of the Kingdom.
Many feel we don't respect Jesus because we don't celebrate Christmas. We have the utmost love and respect for Jesus because of how he offered up his life as a ransom for obedient mankind so we can have an approved standing before God....
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One time, I drove about 35 MPH through a long parking lot in Fort Riley, and some soldier screamed for me to slow down right when I passed him. Civilians wouldn’t do that, so why would a soldier?
I have screamed "slow down" to people racing through my neighborhood. Do I want to see a kid or someone walking their dog mowed down? Hell no.
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Why don't the Jehovah's Witness yearly multiple world conferences just include the elders and elite of the churches like other religious conferences do, like the Annual Southern Baptist Conference?
In Jehovah's worldwide organization, there are no "elite", everyone baptized is an ordained minister of the God and receives the same spiritual instruction at these conventions. There are special training schools for those taking the lead such as the "Elders".
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Jehovah Witnesses: What do you feel is the biggest misconception that non-JW have about JWs? have you done anything to dispel that notion?
When growing up, people said that I was "deprived" because I did not celebrate Birthdays, Christams, Easter or Halloween. I can assure you, my childhood was happy and full and not based on God dishonoring practices or giving under compulsion.
It is my belief that people will think what they want to think. Personally, I feel bad for people that are driven my commercialism and a...
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Are Jehovah's Witnesses alllowed to have transfusions of their own blood
Once blood leaves the body, it is to be poured out.
This is based on a scriptural directive.
There are many alternative therapies that can be implemented during surgery and after blood loss from injury.
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Why were the JW mid week book study meetings stopped?
The Bible Study using a publication of the Watchtower Society was not "stopped". A new arangement was put into place. Ask any Jehovah's Witness you know for details and they will be happy to give you a schedule of local meetings.
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Who is your favourite comedian that dosen`t perform anymore?
George Carlin, he is dead.
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Do hotels have hidden camaras in each room? sometimes i walk naked in the room.....
nah, hidden cameras are just in public restrooms in donut shops so the perverts who work there can watch you pee
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What are some reasons you would close a bank account?
bitchy tellers
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What do you do when someone is very angry with you adn won't tell you why?
Wrestle them to the ground and start tickling them.
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I cheated on my bf of 2 years and now he wants the person I cheated with's information (telephone number and girlfriends name) he already said he forgives me and wants to be with me. But can't let go of what went on. Should I give it him or not.?
If he expected you to be faithful to him, he should have married you by now.
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I saw a homeless guy at a curve. so i gave him an apple. and right before i turned the next road, he threw it behind his back. What do you think of this?
He would have rather had some Hard Apple Cider but didn't have the time to make it himself.
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Who is the wrost serial killer?
Richard Kuklinski(Icewman)
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I'm trying to find a good song to sing at my dad's upcoming wedding. I want something sweet, inspirational, welcoming to my new step-mother. Something along those lines. Something appropriate from a daughter to a father. Any suggestions?
Because You Loved Me- Celine Dion
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I maintain that LDS / the Mormon religion is a cult and not a Christian religion. It tries to keep people from leaving the fold. It espouses many non-Biblical ideas, like you get to heaven by works. Do you agree or disagree, and WHY?
Since the LDS have a very limited public ministry and it's primarily for just male members, that is why I believe it doesn't hold to Christian teaching.
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Where were you baptized?
In a small pool in Monroe, NY
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What topic are you tired of hearing about in the media?
Keith... for your viewing pleasure.
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Should there be programs like "American Ass*ole", "So You Think You Can Do Anything?", "F*cking with the Stars" and "Don't Forget to Wipe" to ridicule the lame personalities that participate in and watch "reality talent" shows?
I am still waiting for "Jon and Kate Masturbate".
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If I asked you to dance with me, would you? What kind of dance would you pick? You could choose any kind at all.
The "Funky Chicken".
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I am 5'4 and I weigh 160 pounds. I am also a female. Am I fat?
Why rely on the thoughts of strangers... take a look in the mirror and decide for yourself if you like what you see.
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I'm a 17 year old virgin wanting to have sex. Even though i know it is going to hurt like hell, I still want to do it. Is this a bad idea or should i wait? I mean i'm the only one of my friends thats still a virgin.
How do you know that you are the only virgin? They could be a bunch of bald faced liars.
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What topic are you tired of hearing about in the media?
Jon and Kate and all their b.s. drama. I don't care about them at all and they give Americans a bad name.
Jon needs to stay out of my community with his 22 year old slut, he needs to sneak around with her in NYC.
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Have you ever forbidden anyone to email you anymore? Who?
Yeah, I asked a guy not to contact me anymore. He was a guy on Craiglist looking for a black woman to have lunch with and basically he was a divorced guy living with a woman who was still married to her husband and he was cheating on her by seeking out ANR women to suckle from... he considered himself to be a devout Catholic and the whole thing made me quite sick.
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Im fed up with single life, Anybody else feel this way? All my friends are now in relationships, im the only single female left out of them all, why is it so hard for me to find somebody?
I offer up my 28 year old single co-worker... come to Northern NJ and I will introduce you.
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The world's oldest new mother just died at 69, leaving behind the toddlers she had when she was 66. Should she have had children at this late age or will the children suffer from being orphans and raised by family members?
Having the kids at 66 is probably what killed her at 69. She got what she wanted and then paid the price. I hope her family has the means to take care of the babies she left behind.
Dumb chick.
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What is one thing you give thanks for?
Knowing the truth about God and his son Jesus and what they have in store for the future. Without this knowledge and faith, life would not be worth living.
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If someone stayed on the internet to be close to another person via voice chats and typing and photo exchanging, would that be considered emotionally cheating?
Since I cannot get into the mind and the heart of the two individuals involved, I cannot give you a yes or no answer.
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I am the mother of the groom, can I host a shower for the couple or is it inappropriate?
I think it's the parent's fun to host an Engagement Party and the fun of the bridesmaids to host the Bridal Shower.
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Should people be able to take guns into bars or restaurants?
Sure, it worked for Robert Blake.
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What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?
Whatever is cheap... right now it's a bottle of Pert.
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