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What's your lucky number? Is there a reason why you like it more?
13
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Can you use chopsticks? How did you learn?
yup, easy to use.
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Is it possible to fail a drug test at the probation office because your urin is too clear?
If in doubt, leave it alone. If you're on probation, smoking marijuana would be a stupid thing.
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Are you tired of spoof motivational posters?
No, some are pretty good.
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How far do you have to go to be put in the penalty box?
All you have to do is piss off the liberals. Those morons don't believe in freedom of speech.
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Have you ever bought a shampoo that smelled SO good that you HAD to taste it?
No
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Is racism and intolerance the new Political Correctness in America?
It is for the damn libertards. And those morons are finding out that it's not working the way they were hoping it would. It's working against them. LOLOLOL
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So, will police use attack dogs and fire hoses on Beck's 8/28 rally? Just so the attendees can reclaim the civil rights movement?
Your shity question didn't work, huh stupid.
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So, will police use attack dogs and fire hoses on Beck's 8/28 rally? Just so the attendees can reclaim the civil rights movement?
Don't you think it's time to change your name from Wynper to Whimper?
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how should I get more friends on answer bag?
Offer to share some marijuana. :-D
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Which is the worst sin? the unforgiven sin?
Voting for Obamba.
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Was the city of Atlantis real?
Yes it's in Georgias
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Can you solve this riddle and found the treasure?
Sorry, I don't do youtube.
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What are the three top reasons you would fire an employee?
As an employer,I've fired people for:
1. Stealing
2. Rudeness to a client
3. Not showing up for work
JUST IN CASE: I AM RICK L FROM WP...AB HAS BEEN POSTING MY ANSWERS UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES
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what should you do when your sad?
I smoke a bowl, it always helps.
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How can I send my mailbox to another computer?
You can access your email from any computer that's online.
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Wat kitchen spices can give heightened awarness or a good buzz if smoked?
Marijuana
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Can you name a sin?
Harry Reid
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what can you say bout the Government
Nothing nice.
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Identify the broadleaf weed in my yard that has a spiky seed pod in the center.
Does it look like this?
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ARE Y0U RACIST
Ummm, nooooo..., I'm a stoner. Are you a racist?
I like your handle of smokeweed420. They call me Reverend 4:20, the minister of marijuana.
Have a HIGH day and keep your weed dry.
4:20
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What happens when the earth stop spinning?
Life as we know it will come to an end.
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When and how do we recieve spiritual gifts?
I find that at the end of the growing season is when I receive spiritual gifts when I harvest my marijuana plants. :-)
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Whats the best spiritual gift you have received from the Lord?
A record crop of marijuana, four years in a row. :-)
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Who would you do, Lady Gaga or Dame Edna?
Susan Boyle
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If you could give me just one piece of advice...
Yes..., never tear the last paper. :-)
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7th grade tips?
Yeah, don't believe the liberal bull they'll try to teach you in history.
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According to the Bible who asked for the head of John the Baptist ?
Some prostitute from Rome.
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Where would a troglodyte live ?
In the deep dark underground with the Demotards.
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Which European country's flag is a yellow cross on a blue field ?
Sweden
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN PRETTY????
Smoke some good weed or sprinkle her with magic pixie dust.
Case in point; My favorite, Susan Boyle :-)
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Which came first - The Liberal or The Stupidity?
I would say the liberal, but liberals and stupidity walks hand in hand, so it's really hard to say.
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Do you believe Jesus' shit didn't stink?
It probably stunk to high heaven.
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Have you ever ordered a Waldorf Salad?
No, but I have been to Waldorf, Maryland, many times.
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Is religion an illussion?
smoke and mirrors
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Why do you think that many Americans like to go to Thailand?
It's a beautiful country with a different culture, and the marijuana is super. :-D
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Is Oprah Satanic?
That's putting it pretty mild.
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How can we make answerbag delicious?
hehe
I can bake some of my brownies. :-)
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any bread recipes please
Marijuana Banana Bread
Ingrediants
1/2 cup shortening
2 eggs
1 teaspoon lemon juice
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup sugar
1 cup mashed bananas
2 cups sifted flour
2/3 to 1 cup chopped marijuana
1/2 teaspoon salt
Directions
Mix the shortening and sugar, beat eggs, and add to mixture. Seperately mix bananas with lemon juice and add to the first mixture. Sift flour, salt, and...
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Best metals strings for an acoustic guitar?
Acoustic Guitar Strings
http://www.juststrings.com/acousticguitar.html
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Who resurrected Jesus? Was the wrong doer executed with Jesus, in paradise with Jesus that day? What is hell, where was Jesus when he died?
Your retarded ass won't find the truth in the bible. Get a fucking life moron.
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Who's your favorite pro wrestler?
Bruno Sammartino
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if you want out of a relationship but he tells you he will kill himself what do you do?? (its a long distance relationship to)
Offer suggestions.
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Why do so many people, both democratic and republican, critize Obama?
Because Obama is destroying America with his socialist agenda. The republicans always have been criticizing this buffoon , the democrats are just now realizing what he's up to.
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I'm looking for a party wanna join?
Sounds good to me. I'll bring along the party favors. :-)
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Have you worn a Power Balance Wristband? What do you think of them? Fad or Real?
It's a total waste of time and money and it's nothing more than a scam.
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what is a great place to begin a civilization?
On the Great Abyssal Plane
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Are you crazy? Or just REALLY unique?
Yes
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What day of the week does PA deposit Unemployment payment?
Look it up yourself, it's not hard to find.
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at what age did you start smoking?? a lot of people start before they are even old enough!
I started smoking marijuana at 20 years old in a little hell hole called Vietnam. I didn't bring any pot home with me but I did bring home a big sack of seeds. :-D
4:20
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Why does Moongrim have a scary profile picture?
He has a scary avatar to help keep his mother away.
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If someone on Answerbag asked for a picture of you, would you obliged?
Sure, no problem.
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I had to stop eating McDonalds fried foods when they changed from pig fat to blended canola oil, why, please read description.
There's more than what you think in that cooking oil.
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Do you make efforts for yourself?
I don't need to, I have little gofors that does it for me. :-)
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Any other comments?!
Not from me, no. Besides, I'm in the middle of something here. :-)
Care to join me. :-D
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if you had to be reincarnated into a plant, what plant would that be?
I'll give you one guess. :-D
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What colour looks good with black hair?
green, marijuana green. :-)
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What's your favorite song by Floyd Cramer?
Last Date
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Should I re-connect with a girl that said she needed more space?
Don't waste your time, find someone else.
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Any good healthy snack ideas?
popcorn
pretzels
chocolate
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Why do Democrats have to lie to get votes?
They think that by adding sugar to the vinegar, they can sell you more Kool-Aid.
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How come liberals want to throw American jobs out the window?
So they can have total control over our lives.
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How do i find happiness?
Easy..., have some of this. :-)
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Anyone else still miss Kurt Cobain?
No..., I didn't miss him when he croaked. :-)
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Why do Canadians come to the U.S. during the winter and spend their useless money?
The only good thing about Canada are their marijuana laws.
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Thank you God for giving me intelligence!!! What do you want to thank God for apart from the obvious?
I thank God for giving me marijuana and guns. :-)
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I want to know where can I buy one beautiful skirt with a low price.?
And I want to be able to tell you. :-)
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What was the first thing that showed on tv?
Static
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What makes the days easy to get through for you?
Marijuana and guns.
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I can't sleep.... what should i do?
Here..., smoke two of these and call me in the morning. :-)
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How do you upgrade memory (RAM) to meet certain server requirements?
Replace the sticks.
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How do you upgrade memory (RAM) to meet certain server requirements?
Replace your sticks with heavier sticks.
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Is a semi-auto Thompson gun legal in Florida?
Yes they are. I'm assuming you're talking about the machine gun, the Thompson .45 sub machine gun. Yes they are legal in Florida. Gun stores sell them and you can buy them at gun shows. Semi auto M-16, and AK-47 clones are also legal in Florida, at least for now they are.
Have a high day. :-)
4:20
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With Obama's racist tan salon tax killing female-run businesses, why not create a new tax on menthol cigs favored by black smokers?
Because that would be racial profiling, according to the Obamba regime.
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What's your favorite poem and could you please share it if it's not too long?
As I woke up this morning
a bright new day was born,
a robin sat upon my sill
to signal the coming dawn.
The bird was graceful, young and gay
and sweetly did he sing,
and thoughts of joy and happiness
within my heart did ring.
I listened to his cheery song
and paused a moments lull,
then quickly closed the window
and crushed his fucking skull.
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Glacial coverage of North America during the last ice age - 30,000 years ago: is there a map?
http://dsc.discovery.com/games/iceworld/map/map.html
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What do you do while you sun tan?
Shoot some weed, smoke some guns. :-D
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Pencil or pens?
Ok. :-)
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Can Christians really drink poison?
Sure they can drink poison, and their ignorant asses will die. Substitute hemlock for snake poison and see how long those backwards yokels last. If you want to do so, be my guest, it was nice knowing you.
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Ever notice that if you "complain" about something on this site, people call you a baby? Even if it's a legitimate complaint.
No, but when you tell the truth about Bozo Obamba, people call you stupid and ignorant, which actually shown THEIR own stupidity and ignorance, or their fear.
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Who really has faith?
I have faith, faith in my marijuana and my guns.
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HOW DO I GET DOG HAIR OFF OF MY BED???? TRIED VACUM FOR 2 HOURS AND IN 5MINS IT WAS ALL FULL AGIAN... HELP!!!
Keep your dog off your bed, not hard to figure out.
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How can you grow maryjane ?
I've been growing my own marijuana for over 30 years now and I've gotten it to a very potent strain. There's several good books on growing that's very helpful. I grow mine outside for natural lighting rain cycles. I do nip the buds which keeps it more bushy and a lot more buds to smoke. I brought seeds home from Vietnam, which at the time was the best weed in the world and it's only gotten...
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Why doe's Coca Cola give you acne? ( I don't have Anne Btw! =])
It doesn't, I don't drink that crap.
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Why people like Brak Obama?
Because they're idiots and can't think for themselves.
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How to get a car with no down payments???
Steal one.
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Are hauntings real? Have you personally witnessed any hauntings?
I live about a quarter mile from a historical cemetery, that has people buried there since the early 1820's thru the middle of the 1950's and there's four historical buildings on the grounds. I and my buddies go hunting and we set up camp in the brush at the western edge of the cemetery just 25 feet from a grave of a civil war soldier that was killed in battle. Many of the people buried there...
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Who is d true founding father of America?
Maynard G. Krebs
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Where do u think is d most frightening place on earth?
The democratic national convention.
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Spoon or fork?
Sticks :-)
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What time is it by u?
I don't know, let me look... OH damn, it's 4:19... I'll be back in two minutes. :-D
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If you had to have dinner with one famous person, who would it be?
James Butler Hickok.
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Will you ask the Quesion if you already know the answer?
Might as well, that's what these morons who "Professionally Research" their answers are doing. They come up with the answer then ask a question to go with it.
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How drunk will you get to celebrate America's Birthday?
Drunk? Nooooooo, not here. Stoned yes, drunk no.
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Privacy in your bedroom? Not in Montana where the GOP wants to make homosexual acts illegal. Should government legislate morality?
Good for Montana, other states should follow suit, after all, God condemns homosexuals.
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What's your favorite song to sing during Karaoke?
The Rodeo Song.
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How many days a week do you read your horoscope?
none
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Which President of the United States is the most overrated?
Bozo Obama is by a long shot.
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Do you love cats? I do !! What is it you love about them?
Oh I love cats and what I love about them is how good they cook up on the grill. :-)
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What time does fireworks start on 4th of July?
When they light the first fuse. :-)
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If you're thirsty, what do you want to drink?
It depends, if I'm thirsty I drink dihydrogen monoxide but if I'm real thirsty then I drink hydric acid. :-)
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Best Electro Acoustic Guitar Under $500?
Thee's a ton of them, it's all personal preference. Gretsch makes a lot of them, then there's the vintage Harmony Rocket.
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What is the most disgusting drink on the market?
Ice tea
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Besides beans, which foods create "flatulence"?
■Broccoli, brussels sprouts
■Asparagus, carrots
■Apricots, raisins
■Cauliflower, radishes
■Bananas, prunes
■Sauerkraut
■Pan fried or deep fried foods
■Rich cream sauces and gravies
■Eggplant
■Bran, nuts, popcorn
■Tuna
■Cabbage, celery, cucumbers
■Prune juice
■Kohlrabi, rutabaga, turnips
■Fizzy medicine
■Garlic, leeks and some seeds such as fennel, sunflower and...
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What to do in an exam, after you are done and you have plenty time left?
You can twiddle your thumbs, or do some hambone. :-)
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Taken or single?
Yes.
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I'm REALLY tired but i cant sleep because my thoughts keep me up, my fan doesn't help me either...any advice???
Try this, it should help you sleep. :-)
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Does the Irish summer provide enough sun to sustain "the herb"?
It should.
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Is it illegal to get married to your sibling??
Yes.
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I've never done oral sex to conclusion and want to do so with my boyfriend. How long does it take on average?
It takes an average of no less than an hour and no longer than three hours. :-)
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Ok so I love this girl I mean LOVE but she doesn't even like me back. What should I do? She says I'm her best friend but I don't know.
There's more fish in the sea.
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Is smoking weed a sin to muslims ?
I hope so, means more for me. :-)
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Has anyone tried Acai Berry Weight Loss? If so, does it work?
It's nothing but a damn scam.
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At the end of the world what pet would u bring?
I'd bring my pet. :-)
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No cheating! Does your state or has your state ever had the death penalty? Michigan has never had the death penalty.
My state still does. :-)
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Who would you do? Mila Jovavich or Mila Kunis?
Neither, I still want Susan Boyle. :-)
Now look..., she wants you. :-)
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What is more important to you: to feel fulfilled or to feel self reliant?
Yes, to feel...
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Who would you do, RondoRedeux or Waboo?
Neither, Susan Boyle. :-)
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Who would you do: Scarlett Johansson or Eva Mendes?
Susan Boyle, :-)
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Who would you do: Britney Spears or Christina Ricci?
Not much to chose from here. I'll stick with Susan Boyle. :-)
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Who would you do: Jennifer Connelly or Jennifer Garner?
Neither, Susan Boyle.
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Do you know what this means? "The Exalted Cyclops rules over the Council of Centaurs" How do you know?
At one time Senator Robert Byrd was an Exalted Cyclops who ruled over his Council of Centaurs, he reported to the Grand Dragon.
http://www.slate.com/id/2258661
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Whats your best find at a garage sale or thrift store?
I find guns at yard sales and I found a real nice 6 stem Hookah at a thrift store. :-)
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Why does this site blow?
It sucks!!!!
This site used to be good, then they "fixed" it.
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What is your favorite kind of chip?
micro
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Why are you bastards on here when you could be getting laid?
multitask
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Which Bible verse/ teaching impresses you the most?
2nd Timothy 3:1-9
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What person comes to mind when I say the word "legend"?
James Butler Hickok
Phoebe Ann Mosey
Bruno Sammartino
Elvis Presley
Henry Ford
George Armstrong Custer
George Washington
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Can you find me the best website for killing time? It needs to be very fun and entertaining.
http://moid.org/
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Should I become an RN or a Dental Hygienist?
Yes you should. :-)
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what is the funniest famous quote?
Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change.
Barack Obama
Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008.
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What was Bob Marley's message that he conveyed in his songs?
Be high, be happy.
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Does a Naval Lieutenant outrank an Air Force Lieutenant, or are they the same rank?
The Army, Marines, and Air Force all use the same officer ranks starting with Second Lieutenant to Lieutenant General (4 stars), the Navy on the other hand doesn't, but all four do use the same emblems from lowest to highest. The Navy starts with the Ensign while the Air Force starts with the Second Lieutenant. When the Navy reaches their Second Lieutenant (Lieutenant Junior Grade) rank, the...
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Does coloring your hair effect a hair folicle drug test?
No.
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Is costume construction a good major for college, or will I have a worthless degree?
Well..., if you think you can do it, then go for it, but just remember that what ever you make, someone will be wearing it. :-)
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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?
Circle Flys
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all...
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Assuming you do, why do you prefer bigger women?
Having sex with a fat woman is like riding in a junk car, it's a lot of fun, but you don't want your friends seeing you doing it. :-)
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I'm I going to hell?
Yes.
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If mother is O+, and father is O+, what would be their childrens' blood types?
M+
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I'm bored in Oblivion. What should I do?
Here, have some of this. :-D
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Where can I sell my gold necklace in NYC?
Any pawn shop.
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have you ever reached the ultimate satisfaction ? how ?
Many times, by smoking some good Cambodian Red.
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I learned from co worker my job records all telephone conversations. This is in Florida.
If you make a personal call, then use your cell phone.
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Who really follow the true teachings of the Bible, Christendom with their Neo-Platonism, or, Christian Witnesses of Jehovah?
There is only one true Bible that I follow.
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My bearded dragon had a Blood Bubble underneath by his tail. He's looking very bad and his eyes are closed. Is he dieing, what should i do?
Waste no time getting him to a vet.
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how old do you have to be to duplicate keys?
6 months old.
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Who's to blame?
That idiot standing on the corner.
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Who would you do: Jennifer Anniston or Jessica Simpson?
Neither, Susan Boyle. :-)
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Who would you do: Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek?
Neither, Susan Boyle. :-)
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Who would you do: Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus?
Neither, Susan Boyle. :-)
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Who would you do: Courtney Love or Amy Winehouse?
Neither, Susan Boyle. :-)
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Do you want God?
I want marijuana!!
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How can you say YES when I wanted to hear a NO?
hehe
No!! :-)
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What the hell do you do when you're bored and you have nothing good to do?
I'll smoke a bowl and catch a buzz. :-) I don't get bored, I get high. :-D
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Is this Obamanomics at work?
This is another one of his many failures.
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Will Elena Kagan Defend the Rule of Law?
No, her stupid little fat dykie ass will defend whatever Bozo Obama wants her to. She's nothing more than a puppet on Bozo's strings.
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I know they are against a lot and they are mad as hell. But do Tea Party folks stand *FOR* anything?
Research it and find out for yourself.
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what is the most "feared" or gross looking food you've tried, and actually liked?
Rodents and reptiles. :-)
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Is it serious if baby not moving in womb in 9th month ?
Is it serious? It sounds like it's dead.
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what or who rules the world?
Cannabis Sativa rules the world. :-)
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I can't stop crying. I can't even type what's wrong. I'm too upset. what should i do?
Calm down, pack a bowl, take a few tokes and catch a buzz, and things will be better.
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Who is the most badass female in history and why?
My X-wife.
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If my parents buy a rental property, and I rent it, for what their mortgage payment is, do they have to claim my rent as income?
Legally, yes. But you can always work out other terms. :-)
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Will I pass my drug test?
You should have no problem at all, just don't smoke until after the test. You are NOT a chronic user, not with 3-4 times a week. I am a chronic user, I smoke all day long, every day, every night, since Jan. of 1970, and if I wanted to pass a piss test it would take me 30 days to get clean. So, take it for what it's worth. :-)
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What do you think would make a great pet for someone who is fairly inactive or housebound?
a parrot.
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Answer to:
who is the best
Samuel Colt
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I'm concerned. I haven't conceived or given birth to a demon/alien baby in 2 days. This just isn't normal for me. What should I do?
Have you seen your doctor? If not, I know of one that you can see, he'll help you out. :-) He might be a little scary looking, but he'll take care of you. :-D
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Whats the difference between headache and fever?
Headaches can be taken care of by smoking marijuana, a fever need other medicine.
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Have you ever zipped yourself in the zipper?
Nope, not yet.
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Who's your favorite stand up comic?
Red Skelton
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Can baby eat spicy foods?
Sure, in fact Gerber makes a spicy food just for babies.
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IN GOD WE TRUST???
This man hit the nail on the head.
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I just saw white smoke coming out of your bedroom window, what are you doing?
Smoking marijuana.
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Does boycotting Arizona help? It just hurts the businesses and the people trying to do business, who aren't responsible for the new law.
Of course it helps, it's keeping the damn liberal loons away from there.
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I like stirring the pot w/ truth so haters grumble and quake at being exposed, what do you like to do?
I like exposing these damn liberal loons for what they really are, liars, cheats and a major threat to America.
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What do you think of Ellen Degeneres starting a record label?
I have better things to do than to think about this retarded dyke.
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I'm moving to Los Angeles. What can I expect?
crime
gangs
drugs
traffic
Mexicans
snobs
loons
earthquakes
vending machines full of marijuana
no jobs
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How do i or can i clean a brass or bronze coin?
You can clean them if you want to, but when the patina is gone, so is the value. I've never heard of brass coins, bronze, but not brass.
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Do you have a hobby or collect anything?
I collect guns and ammo, coins, and vinyl records.
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What are good rock songs to play on the piano?
Anything by Jerry Lee Lewis.
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What are some really good game sites to play on the internet - without downloading, and no viruses?
http://games.allmyfaves.com/
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Anyone wanna talk?[: well talk to me then!
I'll talk to you, but you might not like what I have to say, especially if you're a liberal.
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why do people have two eyes
In case one stops working, you still have a back-up.
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When writing letters, what are your favorite ways to open and close them? Greetings, With Love, Dearest, Sincerely...?
Hi
Bye
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Can you name any songs which denotes discrimination against a specific sex or race?
Yeah, I can name several of them, can you?
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Do you try to be a nice person or is it hard for you to bite your tongue?
I try to be nice, but I also tell it like it is.
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For those of you that remember vinyl records, what was the first record you bought?
It was an LP by Chet Atkins.
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What song are you currently addicted to june 2010?
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Im a 13 year old who wears tights and ladies stockings but im not gay.
Ok, if you say so.
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what would happen to a princess if she was disobedient
Off with her head!!
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Is there a site where I can submit cameltoe pictures?
http://moid.org/
click on goatsea
click on dropbox.
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Spiritually speaking - what is something you would love to have, but always seems to be just out of your reach?
A gun like this.
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how manny different types of crocodiles are there?
Bing it and find out.
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how manny different types of aligators are there?
Bing it and find out.
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Do you like speaking into a microphone? Why or why not?
I talk into a microphone all the time, and my voice travels nation wide, if not farther. I talk on the CB radio.
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What was your first experience speaking into a microphone like?
It was awesome, I turned on the echo.
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Is being a gay "in"? Are gays adored nowdays?
The only ones that adore gays are other queers.
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Do you give your pets any people food? If yes, what and to what animal?
I have a little bird and he gets on the table and eats from my plate. There are certain human foods that he shouldn't have and if it's on my plate I just move it to the side. Things that are really spicy doesn't hurt him at all, a birds tongue doesn't taste the spices like humans do.
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Which songs soothe your soul?
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Did you make your day?
Yup, I got stoned and let a liberal live.
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Is my duck egg alive?
Open it up and see.
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What is good dance/ party music that isn't hip hop?
Rockabilly and Swing.
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What would make you stop using Facebook?
People wanting me to play stupid games, I did before for that reason.
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what makes a good rapper?
Zig-Zag, OCB's, Easy Widers
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What would make you stop using Google?
Nothing, I don't use Google, I use Yahoo and Bing.
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Where does the Dictator Obama get the constitutional authority to demand any Private Company put up 20 Billion dollars for anything?
I also agree. Obozoama has no authority under the constitution to demand, none.
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why do only americans call football soccer?
Because that's what it is, soccer, besides, we already have football.
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Anyone 1 else sick of the teachers who are tryinbg to spread socialism to our children?
As long as these teachers are teaching socialism, our kids will graduate dumber than a box of rocks. That's just what the damn progressives want, ignorant graduates. That's one way they go about turning America into a socialist country, by ignorance.
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What do you do when you are depressed? Whats the best way to handle depression?
When and if I get depressed, I smoke some marijuana then grab a gun or two and go shooting. :-)
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Can I buy house without mortgage, with full cash charge?
If you have the money to pay cash for a house, then do it. Before my son got married, his fiancee inherited a very large sum of money. They live in a $250,000+ house paid in cash, paid in full.
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How to correct your sight?
Wear glasses.
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Have you Ever Heard That We Have a female Image of God who is Called God the Mother in Heaven?
Who told you this crap?
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What does the average AB think about Lady Gaga?
Please..., I think pleasant thoughts, not thoughts about this disgusting no talent he-she.
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Why is homosexuality so despised by fundamentalist Christians but not adultery?
That's easy, they don't like what they are not.
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Are there any girls here over 18 who think the boy singer Justin Bieber is hot & sexy?
There ain't nobody thinks this little queer is, nobody.
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Ever heard of the band Meese?
No, and after watching part of the video, I can see why. Ever hear of Rip Carson?
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What is the best anti virus program for your computer?
The one I'm currently using. :-)
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I once was a tree-house, i lived in a cake....?
Oh yeah??? You must be smoking some better marijuana than me, damn. :-)
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How much water do you use?
2 tea spoons.
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What is your favorite type dance to do or to watch?
Swing/Rockabilly dancing
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if slavery was legalized, would you buy a woman as a sex slave?
No, I wouldn't need to.
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My dog ate a toad and is now vomiting white foam
Either start digging a deep hole or get the grill fired up.
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Does anyone have the exams for Transition Math at Ashworth High School?
Yeah, I do. How much you willing to pay?
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does light travel at th same speed after reflection?
Yup.
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If you got a white kitten with black tipped ears, tail, and paws, what would you name it?
I'd call it Dinner, Supper, or Snack.
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Do you need a passport to fly from california to new york?
I don't need to, but you will. :-)
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do snapping turtles bites burt
Do they burt? Oh yeah, they can also bite off a binger or bwo. :-)
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Who is the hottest women in the world?
Susan Boyle :-)
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Can one person really make a difference to the world? If so, who is he/she?
Hitler, Lenin, Obama
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Can we use Lady GaGa as an oil plug?
Not in my car, hell no. :-/
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If you come to the realization that you are not a good parent, would you leave you kid and walk away?
No..., I would at least try to sell the kid, I could use the money. :-)
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Would you agree that while we all desire 'authenticity' when we actually get it we tend to find it's not what we wanted after all?
I don't know here. I collect, maintain and shoot blackpowder guns and I want my rifles and handguns to be as authentic as possible, if it's not then I don't want it.
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How can you talk to your cat, and understand her body language?
You can't.
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What eyebrow shape would suit me best?
I would say a straight bar brow. :-)
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Is Jesus different than God and the Holy Spirit?
Of course he is, in fact, the border patrol caught Jesus trying to cross the border in El Paso. Jesus was the coyote, smuggling people and drugs across the border. Hope they keep his sorry ass locked up forever. Another Jesus was found dead in the Arizona desert, good.
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Is Jesus enough for you?
Just about, I still need a big sack of weed and my guns. :-)
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is AB better than any other social networking website to you??
No, actually, this site sucks. The old AB was much better than this is.
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Can anything that was run on NiCd batterys run on NiMh batterys?
As long as it's the same size it can.
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What would you like with your beer to snack on?
A sack Cambodian Red. :-)
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did you actually see the boogie man? Wanna tell us about it?
Yeah, I've seen him at the wrestling matches. He came out from the back, walking down to the ring shoving live earth worms in his mouth and spitting them on the crowd. The crowd loved it, I thought it was kind of stupid. He won the match.
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What is the finest beer you've ever had?
Iron City, followed by Rolling Rock
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What do you say to a beer?
I say, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
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What type of guitars did Eric Clapton play when he was in Cream?
Early during his stint in Cream, Clapton's first Les Paul Standard was stolen. He continued to play Les Pauls exclusively with Cream (one bought from Andy Summers was almost identical to the stolen guitar) until 1967 when he acquired his most famous guitar in this period, a 1964 Gibson SG. Just before Cream's first U.S. appearance in 1967, Clapton's SG, Bruce's Fender VI, and Baker's drum head...
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what would you suggest to answerbag to make things more interesting?
Put a new category called "Battlefield" where AB'ers can go to fight it out without worrying about being put in the PB.
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do you think people should stop going to BP Gas Stations
I still go to BP. I filled my van up at a BP just the other day.
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How is former President, Mr. George W. Bush, at all responsible for the recent oil spill? How is he at all to be blamed?
These retarded liberal loons will be blaming Bush for administrations to come. President Obozoama knows that he's in deep shit with this one and he's trying to make it look like Bush did it, it ain't working, and he knows it.
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I have the solution to the Gulf oil spill. Why won't they listen to me?
Because you're not part of the Obamba Regime.
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What are some common causes of house fires in the summer?
Stupid little kids playing with matches and lighters.
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who do you think is the best female rapper??
There ain't none.
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why is my brain stupid?
I don't know. Are you a liberal? If so, that would explain it.
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Do you think they should arrest someone in the bp oil spill mess ?
Yes, Obamba.
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What's your latest annoyance?
Obamarons, liberal loons, and retarded progressives.
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Am I annoying.?
No, actually, asking questions is a good way to learn things. The only stupid question is the one that doesn't get asked. :-)
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What's your favorite way to get CowFlapper to stop his stupid spamming the board?
Why, are his questions to hard for you to answer?
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What day is your favorite?
Jan. 20, 2013.
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Why are atheists filled with so much hate?
Because they have nothing to live for, and they know it.
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Cats or dogs?
They're both good, it all depends on how you cook them.
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How much of what we hear on the news are lies made by the government?
If it's the lame street media, CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC, and the such, it's pretty much all lies. If it's FOX, you'll get the truth.
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Whats your finger smell like?
Well, I just broke up a big bud, so my fingers smell like marijuana. :-)
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What is the vagina supposed to smell like?
Either Cod or catfish, all depends on where you're from, but on rare occasions one might smell like a flounder. :-)
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Obama? More like Obummer, am I right?
You are right. Buffoon Obamba is a real Obummer idiot.
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Why did God put so many ASSHOLES on the earth.
God put so many assholes on earth so that liberals have some place to rest their heads.
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What is the main difference between an animal and a human being?
The ability to reason and use tools.
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Are the leaderboards important to you or do they offer you any challenge?
The stupid leaderboard on this retarded site don't mean jack shit to me and I don't waste my time looking at it.
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Does Abby Sutherland prove once again nowadays there is little difference between fame, infamy, reward for failure or reward for success?
What she has proven is that you don't have to be old to be an idiot, and she also proved that her retarded parents are totally irresponsible and need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for child endangerment.
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Does Owning a Gun Make You Safer?
I own 22 guns, I feel real safe.
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Is there a song or style of music that puts you in a bad mood?
Rap crap, hip hop shit.
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Thoughts on Helen Thomas?
She's an idiot that was way overdue to be gotten rid of.
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Do you think ignoring global warming is morally wrong? Why?
No, because this "global warming" is nothing but liberal bullshit.
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If you wish to debate on a subject which one you will choose to debate and why?
Either a debate on marijuana or guns. :-)
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would you like your salad tossed??
No, I don't like picking it off the floor.
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Not prideful gloating but an observance: Did not a pot smoking snowboarder take the gold worldwide? What now bitch? Wanna get married?
It very well could of happened. I have two very good friends who are both heavy pot smokers and they are both world champion shooters. One shoots large caliber handguns and the other shoots muzzleloading rifles. Both are world champions and one has been on TV more than once.
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What is the most attractive thing about a woman? (Look wise)
The way she can roll a joint. :-)
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What is the most deadly of the 7 deadly sins?
That question is almost imposable to give a correct answer, sort of like this question would be. Out of all of the assault rifles made, which one will kill you deader?
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"one mans lost is another mans gain"do you belive that??
More or less, yes.
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What do you think of this idea for a book/novel:Jewish single life?
As thru the eyes of a male or female? It sounds good.
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What are some good books too read? (Not twilight,other series welcomed) :)
Glenn Beck - Arguing With Idiots
The Road to Serfdom By F. A. Hayek
Ask Ed's Marijuana Law: Don't Get Busted by Ed Rosenthal, William Logan
Ganja Tales by Craig Pugh
The Great Book of Hemp
The Complete Guide to the Commercial, Medicinal and Psychotropic Uses of the World's Most Extraordinary Plant
by Rowan Robinson & Robert A. Nelson
Hemp for Health
The Medicinal and Nutritional Uses...
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why do i like to use the bathroom in the dark??
Uuhhhh, to go pee pee?
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what is always on your mind during the day??
Usually one of three things or usually all three. That's either, and, or packing a bowl and getting stoned, playing with my guns and playing with my little bird.
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Since AB staff is flooding the site with their own bogus questions, should we start flooding AB staff questions with our own bogus answers?
I'm flooding their questions in the comment box of the "Professionally Researched" and exposing them for what they are. Here's two examples.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2136967#postcomment9180672
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2134796#postcomment9175054
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Who is Senator Dodd's father?
It's Mr. Dodd, who else would it be, stupid.
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Name the best songs of all times!!! :)
Here's a few more great songs for your listening pleasure.
"Joe the Plumber" music video song
Nobama Funny Song
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Name the best songs of all times!!! :)
I'm a Good Ole' American (Anti-Obama song)
"im an asshole" - dennis leary (anti-obama)
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Name the best songs of all times!!! :)
Obamanation Song
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which is ur favourite colour?
My favorite color is brown, Ten Dead Mexicans in a Boxcar Brown.
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do you think it would be hard to take a picture of someone while they are blowing glitter and capture the glitter in the air too?
Not really. What you do is to shoot a video then take stills from that.
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Do you think its easier to deal with nervousness or guilt??
Ummm..., Yes. :-)
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who invented gunpowder
A little Chinese dude named Lin Sing Tu back in the year 1048.
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Can you name the best small gun model?
There is really no single best small gun, there are a lot of good small guns. It's all up to personal preference and how the gun feels in your hands. Just go with a good name like Beretta, Glock, Colt, HK, Sig, or whatever and see which one feels the best for you.
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When someone hands you a surprise wrapped gift, what do you really hope is inside?
Either/and/or a bag of marijuana, a new gun, ammo.
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Ho hum...What to do on a rainy day????
You can always catch a buzz.
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Could the BP oil disaster cause a Civil War between coastal states and land locked states?
Why would it? What it will, and is doing is letting the American people see just how inefficient Obamba and his loons really are. Election day is right around the corner.
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do all jobs require a drug test to start?
No, no all of them.
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Do you like Glenn Back?
Sure do, he speaks the truth.
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my sister found out i crossdress what do i do?
You could always put on a fashion show.
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Why is my pussy tight
How many times are you going to ask these stupid questions. There ain't no one who cares about your damn sloppy ass pussy.
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How to win Ouija Board?
It's not a game to win, just to amuse yourself for awhile.
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Can a solar eclipse be seen from the South Pole?
Take your ass down there and see.
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Where on earth have you been????
hehe
I've been over there, sitting under the tree by the creek smoking a bowl. Where have you been?
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heyy everyone my question is do u think spongebob is weird
Spongebob is gay, that's why little morons like him so much.
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What do you to make yourself happy?
Smoke pot and play with myself.
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Does anybody have a word they think doesn't sound legitimate?
Yeah, Obama.
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What do i do if a military recruiter is harassing me?
Tell him to drop and give you fifty.
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How do i measure pants size?
Try using a tape measure.
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Is Ouija Board is a boardgame?
Yes it's a game, and only a game, nothing more than a toy.
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Drinking VS Smoking Pot. What do you feel is better/worse? Why?
Pot of course.
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What type of glue should be used on ceramic?
Ceramic glue, what do you think.
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What is an Aunt Jemima cookie jar worth?
It's worth about a dollar two ninety eight.
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Who makes the Winchester Wildcat 22?
I don't know, but I would guess it's made by Winchester.
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What is the most popular car color?
Brown, Six Dead Mexicans in A Boxcar Brown.
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How do I get grease smells out of dish towels?
Why don't you try washing them once in a while.
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How do I get grease smells out of dish towels?
Why don't you try washing them once in a while.
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Are hamsters good pets?
Oh yeah, and they're also good to eat.
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What time do bedbugs come out?
When ever they want to.
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What year did dr. seuss write his first book?
1822
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who is your hero??
James Butler Hickok
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Are you boycotting BP products?
I have no reason to. I don't buy gas from CITGO, I don't give my money to an American hating commie.
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What is a sighting in a rifle?
It's when you buy it and take it home and look at it and say to yourself, Damn, this rifle is a might pretty sight, yup, sure is.
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How do I shoot a blowgun?
Put a dart in the tube, put it to your mouth and take a deeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath.
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Do sporting good stores sell handgun ammunition?
No, they sell you the equipment to reload your own ammo.
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When are guns considered antiques?
When they get old, real old.
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When does the deer hunt start in Utah?
It starts on opening day.
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What is the most powerful handgun in the world?
The Pfeifer-Zeliska-Revolver .600 Nitro Express IS the most powerful handgun.
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What is the most powerful handgun in the world?
Another incorrect "Professionally Researched" answer. When are you morons going to realize that some people actually know the correct answers to these phony questions.
The Pfeifer-Zeliska-Revolver .600 Nitro Express IS the most powerful handgun.
http://www.pfeifer-waffen.at/cms/html/index.php?module=htmlpages&func=display&pid=32
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How do I tune a guitar to different tunings?
By turning the pegs.
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What time does Barnes& Noble open in Roanoke, Virginia?
It's open 24-7.
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Can I use .308 ammo in a 30/30 rifle?
No you can't. This picture is, from left to right, 5.56x45mm NATO (.223 Remington) - .30-30 - .308 Winchwster. The case for the .308 is longer than the .30-30. If you're going to answer your own question, then you need to get your shit together. If someone took your advice in your answer, and injured themselves, it would come right back on you. This is something you don't want to play around...
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Is identification required to buy high capacity gun magazines or clips?
Of course it does, how else do you suppose you'll purchase the correct magazines if you can't identify them.
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What powder is in the American Eagle 223 ammunition?
I KNOW THAT ANSWER, I KNOW THAT ANSWER, I KNOW THAT ANSWER, gun powder, smokeless gun powder. Some has ball powder.
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Who makes smith rifle sights?
A guy named Bob Smith.
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When was my Benjamin Franklin air rifle made?
Benjamin Franklin made his first air rifle shortly after the Revolutionary War in 1793. He made it by melting down keys.
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When was the Colt 45 1911 model made?
Gee, the Colt 1911 was conceived in 1835.
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Will a p99 compact fit a galco p99 full size holster?
Buy one and find out.
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Who decorated the Red Rock Hotel& Casino?
They hired a wino to decorate them.
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Do all new sewing machines have plastic gears?
no, some are made from calcite.
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What is Florida's legal age limit to own an airsoft gun?
3 1/2
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How do I make a deer blind?
You can always throw acid in it's face.
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How much steel does the United States export to China each year?
One pound is too much.
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Who founded the Masons?
The same people who used to make jars.
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what type of airsoft gun do you own? (if u own one)
Airsoft? Nooooo, I play with real guns, not toys.
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Who invented Ball jars?
Some guy named Billy Balls, and he had the balls to make ball jars, he needed something to keep his balls in, along with his brothers balls, lots of balls in the Balls family.
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What gives more energy: a parallel circuit or series?
Neither, Red Thunder gives more energy.
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What do tadpoles& baby frogs eat?
They eat tadpole & baby frog food, what do you think they eat?
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If you drop a rock and a feather at the same time at a height of a thousand feet at what point will they reach their max velocity?
At the point of first impact for the rock, the feather, that's another story.
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How do I identify a lime tree?
Simple, you walk up to it and ask it, "Hey tree, are you a lime tree?"
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Happiness is.....
a pound of grade A+ marijuana.
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Sonny says to Cher "I got you babe". Cher says to Sonny "I got you babe".They split. Who you got?
A tree got Sonny, and stupidity got Cher.
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Answer to:
How do I clean stains from silk?
Use a blow torch along with a strong solution of H2 SO4. That will remove any stain, guaranteed.
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What year did the President Casino open in St Louis?
1853
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When did Spring Hill Regional Hospital open?
In spring of 1631.
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Who makes SX guitars?
A few people do, Bob, Carl, Francis, Tommy, Hecter, and Delmore.
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Is the La Quinta hotel chain pet-friendly?
Why, are you planning to take your wife with you?
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How do I convert a DVD for an iPod Touch?
Well, you need a device to do that. Don't you know anything?
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Which tax year should I file for Form 2553?
Oh geeeee, try the year 2345 BC. That should work, huh.
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Can you get your iPod engraved at an Apple store?
I take mine to the flea market and get Rico to do it for me.
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What do you cut corrugated roofing with?
I use a sawzall on steroids, what do you use?
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How do I plant seeds in a greenhouse?
One at a time.
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How do I kill all spyware?
Shoot them with the M-107.
Answer to:
Did you see Answerbag staff is not only asking their own questions but also answering them as well then mark them as "askers pick"? hahaha
I saw it and I'm going thru and putting my answers to them, and I'm trying to make the answers as stupid as possible while staying on subject. I also see that some of their "professionally researched" answers are totally incorrect and I caught them on one that I knew for sure, because it's right up my ally. No, it's not about marijuana, it's about blackpowder guns.
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Can a widescreen DVD be played on a 19-inch TV screen?
You can play it on any size TV screen.
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How many work hours are in a quarter?
For a quarter I would not work past five minutes.
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How do I transport heating oil?
You can use 2 liter soda bottles.
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Is a fern plant sexual or asexual?
Yes.
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Where did Thomas Edison invent the incandescent light bulb?
In a very dark room.
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What is Thomas Edison's favorite invention?
The movie projector, that way he could watch porn.
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What traditions held by your parents/grandparents do you want to (or have already) pass on to your offspring?
The tradition of being a conservative and thinking for yourself.
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What form of payment do you prefer to use to make a purchase at a business?
Money always seem to work for me.
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Is facebook fun?
No, it's actually kind of retarded.
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When will your ship come in, and what will it have on it?
My ship comes in all the time and it has either marijuana or ammo, sometimes it has both.
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my 1 yr old cat is very bad - bites and is not scared to fight me when i try to reprimand him. How do i calm him down? I want to give him up
A .22 hollow point to the head will solve the problem.
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Of all the things that you own, what is the oldest?
I have a coin from France dated 1621.
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Can I put a fridge on its side to trasport it I heard it damages the insides.
Yes you can put it on it's side to transport it and yes, it can very well ruin it. The oil in the compressor will leak out and get in other components and ruin it.
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What happens if a boy takes girl hormones
He'll end up being an LGBT, a Little Girl Boy Trannie.
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who is the best looking girl in the world?
Susan Boyle :-)
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How does one become a Jehovah's Witness?
First you need to be brainwashed in their doctrine, they'll take you from there.
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Why so many people are converting to Islam ?
Because they're morons.
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What is the difference between getting fucked and getting fucked over? I think there is no correct answer...just an opinion.
Getting fucked - discovering your ounce is five grams short.
Getting fucked over - Obama as our president.
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do black people like chicken
No they don't.
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Whats the most powerful firearm you've fired?
My own guns; my .50 cal. Hawken flintlock rifle.
In the Army; the M2 .50 cal. Machine Gun.
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What was the last big bang you witnessed?
A civil war cannon being fired at the range.
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When you`re wrong do you admit it?
Yup.
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When making decisions do you follow your head or your heart?
I follow my nose.
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what is the pope?
He's a child molesting idiot that's worshiped by millions of morons.
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Isn't the root of the Big Bang simply Satan being kicked out of God's Kingdom
Only in fairy tales.
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Can a pellet gun kill you?
If you get hit in the right place, hell yeah it can kill.
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would this fake gun look like a real gun if its spayed with some good black paint
It would look real enough that if someone pointed it at me, BANG!! You're dead.
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What difference might it make in your life if you built your life on Christ?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe he can get some real killer weed all of the time.
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whats your favorite joke
Here's a few of my favorite jokes.
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A woman went to her doctor for advice.
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked. 'Actually, yes, I do. ''Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No. I rather like it.' 'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you...
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Do SOME "snakes" eat other "snakes"?
All the time.
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is it against the law to use someone\'s social security number without their knowledge?
It's a felony.
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Should friends discuss church, sex, heaven and earth?
If you're really friends, you should be able to discuss anything you want.
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Is Paris Hilton really smart and just acts stupid?
She's an idiotic slut.
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Obama is a farce, how many of you agree to this and why?
Calling this idiotic moron a farce is putting it very mildly. If it wasn't for his lying, his deception, his Marxist/socialist agenda, and the fact that he's a muslim who can't produce a valid birth certificate, he could be a normal politician.
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If you could ask Satan one question what would it be?
I would ask the devil if Barack Obama is his first or second mistake.
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Are there any songs about being in love with an alien?
Yeah, some stupid retarded bimbo came out with ridiculous this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU
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Name one thing that Obama has done that has improved your life.
The only thing this idiotic Obama has done for me was to get me to buy more guns. That's right, guns. Since this idiot became president, I have bought at least nine more guns. Outside of that, Buffoon Obama ain't done jack shit, and he never will.
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Do you think Obama is a good president?
This idiot Obama wouldn't make a good dog catcher.
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What's the best way to kill myself? no pain...
Get yourself a double barrel 12 ga. scattergun, load both barrels with double ought buck, put in mouth and squeeze trigger.
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Does anyone know any fun websites?
http://moid.org/ed/
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How should a person react to fat, frizzy haired, saggy boobed know-it-alls in Answerbag?
I present them with facts and confuse them for awhile..
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Should the Constitution be ignored if it is perceived to be politically incorrect?
There is nothing wrong with the U.S. Constitution, unless of course, you're a damn liberal, then you find fault with everything.
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why are catholics so goddamn ignorant?
Because they follow an idiot called a pope.
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will there be a war on the korean peninsula?
There already has been one and there could be another one.
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Is Barack Obama a natural citizen?
Yeah, he's a natural citizen, just not of the United States.
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did you know that anderson cooper is ex cia and has zero credibility?
I don't know where you get your information about him being ex cia, but he is an idiot.
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¿Todavia se eliminan las preguntas en español?
Žinoma. Kalbame angliškai čia.
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Is Megan Fox really hot because she has really pretty blue eyes or is she really hot because she's really skinny?
Hot? Yeah right.
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description of 360 joints in human body?
360 joints? Damn that's a lot of smoking.
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Why do people get mad when you misspell words?
I don't get mad, but it does make people look like total retards. There's a free program called tinyspell that can de downloaded and it works on just about everything. It let's you know when you misspell a word and gives you options of words. It's saved me a lot.
http://tinyspell.numerit.com/
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Would you accept a friend request from someone who has deleted you in the past?
It all depends on the circumstances.
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What do you think of police officers who go undercover to find underage drinkers on Facebook?
If and when I find out who they are, I expose them. I did that several times on Yahoo chats. The stupid police thought they were going to bust sexual predators, which is fine, but not with the means they were using. I believe in the police doing their job, but not using entrapment and the police were "breaking the law" sort of speak. One posing as a 14 year old girl took me in a private chat...
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What do you think of people who delete you from Facebook?
I don't, I usually get rid of them first. I don't put up with liberal idiots and I let them know right on my front page that if you're a liberal, don't request to be my friend, you will be rejected.
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If you could pass one law, what would it be?
Legalize marijuana.
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Parents, do you think that 11 years olds should be able to choose their schools?
No, but the parents should.
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Is Caroline Kennedy divorcing?
Why? Do you want to marry that idiot?
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Does New Mexico is United States?
What? It's obvious you never learned proper English.
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What goes good with steak?
spuds
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whats the weirdest thing you found on the internet?
http://moid.org/
click on the picture. :-)
it's not for the faint of heart. :-D
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What would you do for a beer?
Ummm, what would I do for a beer? well..., let's see here, ((I roll up a joint, spark it, )) I'm still thinking here, ((I take a toke, cough, cough, cough, another toke, cough, cough, cough)) I'm still thinking, uhh, ok, what's the question again? :-) ((I take another toke, cough, cough, cough)) Is there a question here? Where am I? Damn, I'm lost. :-/ ((and I take yet another toke, cough,...
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may i have one of your dollars to put towards a cold beer for myself?
Nope, but I will roll one up for you. :-)
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What would you say to the parents of the 2-year-old who smokes 40 cigarettes a day?
I wouldn't say anything, I'd knock them both along side their heads with a 2X4.
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Which language GOD speaks and understands?
English.
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On any given day: what's your maximum alcohol intake, nowadays?
0%
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Wher in Cambodia did the "Killing Fields" take place?
The Killing Fields were a number of sites in Cambodia where large numbers of people were killed and buried by the Khmer Rouge regime, during its rule of the country from 1975 to 1979, immediately after the end of the Vietnam War.
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Is Rey Mysterio mysterious?
no
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Do the WWE superstars pick their own theme music?
Yup.
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If you had a chance to name America, what name would you give it?
Nonobamaica
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Who is in charge of the Department of Homeland Security?
A damn idiot. Janet Napolitano, a damn idiot.
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What are you willing to do for your rights? If terrorists took over the country what would you do to protect your freedom? Would you obey or rebel? Why?
I will fight for my rights and freedom and I will be a rebel. I will fight the terrorists both foreign and domestic. Bring them on, I'd be more than happy to kill a few, or a lot of damn terrorists, either foreign or domestic. America is my home and I have defended it in the past on foreign soil, I will do so again on my soil.
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how long will Salvia show up in a blood test
It probably won't. I've never heard of anyone testing for that stuff.
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Are you on Facebook? Why or why not?
Yeah, and because.
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i used to cut myself and i am going on vacation in a couple of weeks how can i get rid of the scars.
You can't.
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Which is worse? Cigars, Cigarettes, Weed, and/or Hookah?
All tobacco products are bad for you, marijuana on the other hand, is not.
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Whats one thing you can't go a month without?
marijuana
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What is it of nature that you like the most?
Good marijuana.
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In a progressive european country, as a citizen would you still desire the freedom to bear arms for self protection?
You damn right I would. In the UK now, they're fighting to get their gun rights back, after they were stupid enough to abide by a gun ban. It could happen here in America, but you're looking at around 80 million gun owners owning over 800 million guns, if the government tries to take our guns, they will have a war on their hands.
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Do you consider the 2nd amendment to be your individual right?
Sure do, and I own many different guns.
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Where have all the racists gone?
They're still around, they're called progressives, or liberals.
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Can I fly?
Yeah, but you need a wingsuit.
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what do you call the picture that has not been edited?
A picture.
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What is the most widely read magazine in the World?
High Times
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Why are you so happy with yourself?
Because I keep myself high. :-)
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Just checking to see if this crystal ball thing works.
Sort of like the old magic 8 ball.
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What drug do you feel is the largest threat to our nation?
Alcohol
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How long do softshell turtles live?
Until they croak.
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What is the most important invention in the history of the world?
The gun.
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The right to bear arms was to stop the British in the War of Independence. Should it still be used to justify gun ownership?
The fact that we Americans are gun owners kept Imperial Japan from attacking mainland United States.
During W.W.II the Japanese decided not to invade America because they knew most Americans were ARMED!
Note:
Admiral Yamamoto who crafted the attack on Pearl Harbor
had attended Harvard U 1919-1921 & was Naval Attache to the
U. S. 1925-28. Most of our Navy was destroyed at Pearl Harbor
& our...
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do you see the stars on my display name?
What name?
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I accidently pulled it out, will you put it back in for me?
Nope, you're on your own.
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whats your favorite food at 2:30 in the morning?
Home made chocolate brownies :-)
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What feeds your inner geek?
THC
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what army in the world do you think is the most cowardly
The ARVN's during the Vietnam War. ARVN = Army of the Republic of Viet Nam.
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Would you rather shoot a camera or a gun?
Actually both, I own a couple of cameras and many guns.
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Cannabis is lethal? It kills brain cells? Its addictive? Drinking is a better option? It has no medical purpose? So this video is all lies?
That's a good video and I can see why the government doesn't want us to see it. I have been smoking marijuana since January of 1970 for the recreational value, I love getting stoned, and I'm still in good health. I can also see the medical value and commercial uses of the plant, and so does the government, but they won't acknowledge that fact. Did you know that some of the best marijuana grown...
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did you know puertorico is part of the u.s. territory?
Geeeeeee, are you sure about that?
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How many kinds of attorneys are there?
There are two kinds of attorneys; Honest and Dishonest.
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i have glued my elbow to my foot then i fell over and got my head stuck in a tea pot and on top of that i stepped in two paint pots
Well as long as you don't spill the bag of pot then you're OK.
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What is the best way to get rid of big black ants?
Introduce a colony of big red ants.
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I got a super glue liquid on my skin. How do I remove it?
You have to remove it by burning it off with a blow torch.
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What is the best way to tell a girl you want a break with out her thinking you want to break up?
Let her catch you with another girl and you won't have to say a thing.
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What's the last joke that made you laugh?
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold- up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise,...
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Isn't that the nicest _____ that you've ever _____?
Isn't that the nicest marijuana that you've ever smoked?
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my teacher dosent wipe her butt and it smells how do i tell her
Chalk up a note on the blackboard.
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Does anyone know any fun websites?
http://hightimes.com/
http://wildammo.com/
http://norml.org/
http://idiots4obama.blogspot.com/
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Camera freezes and wont upload videos to my computer i have no idea what is wrong with it any advice ????
The problem is easy to fix with a nine pound sledge and a bucket of gorilla glue.
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I made jesus shaped pancakes,but I burnt them. Am I going to Hell?
Did you eat the pancakes?
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What is the best and easiest way to become a werewolf?
You don't.
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The word 'pooch' refers to which pet ?
A pet bonobo.
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What food did Jesus say was his body at the Last Supper ?
Goat & mutton.
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My sister recently came out as a lesbian, would it be a good idea to put a hidden web-cam in her bedroom?
Why? You want to make movies or something?
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i just know my dads last name how do i find his first
Ask relatives. Is he dead or alive?
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Christians do you believe that the world will end in 2012?
I sure hope they're not stupid enough to that crap.
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is Kuwait a communist or capitalist country
Kuwait is a constitutional monarchy and has the oldest directly elected parliament among the Arab states of the Persian Gulf.
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What do you do when you can't sleep?
Smoke some good marijuana.
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Is there something you eat or drink that helps you to sleep?
There sure is.
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I have a very good Iranian friend who just lost his Mother. What is a very heartfelt gift I could give him?
Seeing that your friend is Iranian, he would probably like either an AK-47 or a suicide belt.
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Which book should I read? (very important! please answer!)
You should read "Arguing With Idiots".
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Do you liek it slow no kissin'?
What is liek?
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President Barrack Obama, promised change for our country, so how is that change working for you?
There's no "Think" about it. This buffoon "IS" ruining the country.
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How does Michelle Obama rank as First Mom?
You forgot one, let's try; Bottom of the bucket - 100% (100 votes)
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Are there any religious texts that mention vampires?
No, vampires are more modern than the bible.
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How long does it take exposed skin to get frostbite at the summit of Mount Everest?
Quicker than it would to smoke a joint all the way to the end.
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What was the last item you bought today?
A pack of screens from the corner store.
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I haven't been on Answerbag since the change (5 months). Did I miss anything good?
No, it's still screwed up.
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What do women really want for Mother's Day?
This year my mother wants a new bong.
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Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No, I smoke some weed to help me fall asleep.
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who invented gunpowder
The Chinese
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I'm a British Citizen wanting to work in the US
You're better off staying where you're at. After the Obama regime finishes destroying America, we will be just like you.
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Why do American students not learn a foreign lanquage in elementary school like most other countries?
Why should American elementary students learn a foreign language? This is America and English is our language and foreigners coming here need to learn OUR language. If they want to become American citizens then they must know english. If we go to their country then we are expected to learn their language, not them learn ours. Press one for english is a twig in the nickel bag.
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Do guys like girls with blonde hair?
Of course, the dumber they are the better they are.
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What do you get complimented the most on?
The quality of my marijuana. :-)
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Are you for or against the new Arizona immigration law?
I'm just wondering what took them so long. It's a problem that's way out of hand, the federal government won't do anything about and the states have every right to enforce their laws and if people don't like it, they have every right to leave. It's time that we stop pandering to these criminals and give them what they deserve, a one way ticket home.
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When did Muhammad Ali become Muslim?
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Which Koranic verse forbids the depiction of the Muslim prophet Muhammad?
Does anyone really give a flying rats ass about Muhammad? Screw Muhammad and the queer camel he rode in on.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2h3n0d1.jpg
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What power does the Queen of England have?
At this day and age, not much.
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My grandmother was an old indian woman that practiced magic.
There is no such thing as real magic.
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Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you call?
I call no one, I grab a gun.
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Did you buy a ShamWow?
Nope.
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Whats the prettiest song you ever heard?
The Marijuana Song :-D
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Have any words of wisdom to tell me?
What ever you do, never ever tear the last paper.
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What's your Earth Day resolution?
They really weren't trees, but they will get bushy and leafy, and 100% of the plants will be used. Actually, I'm using some if it right now. :-D
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What time is it right now as you are reading this question?
It's night time.
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Is the Arizona immigration law constitutional?
Sure is.
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What popular saying or phrase in English has exactly 16 letters?
Obama is an asshole
Barack is a Marxist
progressive loons
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I'm hungry, what should I have to eat?
Would you like some of my brownies? They're real good.
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what are some of the provisions of the 14th amendment?
Check it out for yourself.
http://www.loc.gov/rr/program/bib/ourdocs/14thamendment.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution
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Where is the soul before conception ?
The same place it will be after death.
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How does one obtain permission to carry a firearm? What are the gun laws in Indiana?
http://crime.about.com/od/gunlawsbystate/p/gunlaws_in.htm
http://www.gunlaws.com/links/linksin.htm
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What types of things are being censored today?
The truth about Buffoon Obama, except the lies they want you to believe.
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Would Quakers (and members of other peace churches) disapprove of trap shooting as a sport or hobby? Or archery?
I don't care if they disapprove of it or not, if I want to shoot skeet or animals, I will.
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Do you use salt at every meal?
I taste it first and if I need it then sometimes I'll use halite as a substitute instead of salt.
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How much faith and trust do you have in the Government of your country?
I have the same amount of faith and trust in this government as I have with the governments of Iran, North Korea, and Cuba put together.
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Do you always "get even", when you feel that someone has slighted you?
Not all the time.
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Why is today stoner day?
Today is my favorite day of the year.
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Is CNN still thought of as a credible news station?
Still? I never knew it was.
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What movie makes you so mad that you refuse to watch it?
Any movie with Jane Fonda in it. I won't watch anything with that traitor in it.
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How can I kill red mold on vinyl fence?
You could try a .357 mag. those kill pretty darn good. :-)
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Have you seen any remnants of Iceland’s Volcanoes dust & ash, in your part of the world?
No.
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I just bought a motorcycle. Do I need to tell my dad who not only is very against them, but also owns an ambulance company.
You can keep it a secret, he'll never know, and when he scraps your dead carcass off the pavement, you'll never know.
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What is meant when a country is called a "Banana Republic" ?
It's sort of like a third world country, that's what asshole Obama is trying to do to America.
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wanna share a beer ? ;-)
Keep your beer, I have my weed.
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What would be one thing you want to do before you die?
Smoke some marijuana and get stoned. :-D
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Is red an okay dominant color for a wedding?
Green is a good color.
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Do you look at smokers like they are dinosaurs?
It all depends on what they're smoking.
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Where in the bible does it say that God gave the united states
It don't. When the books were written, no one knew this part of the world even existed.
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What tattoo do you like the most?
The last one.
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what should i do if my xbox keeps freezing ?
Smack it with a number nine sledge.
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What should I do if I have not been mailed a form or interviewed yet for the 2010 census?
I haven't received one either and I'm not losing any sleep over it. In fact, the more I think about it, I have never filled one out within the last 40 years and I've never had any problems because of it.
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Old Mother Hubbard or L Ron Hubbard?
OMH any day.
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How in the world do you keep up with several email addresses?
Easy. Have one as your primary email, one as a secondary and the rest as slave accounts, then manage them the way you want.
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I ran into a knife when digging in my backyard. It looks like the handle is made of gold and there are some carvings on it. What do I do?
Unless there is an unsolved murder in the area, calling 9-1-1 isn't necessary. If you think you have an important find then contact either a museum or a local college or university that deals with archeology.
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WHat are some ways I can feel happier?
Come see the Reverend, I have just what you need to feel happier. :-)
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Whats your favorite ride at Amusement Parks?
The girl that operates the merry-go-round.
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if i smoked last night,and i take a detox cleanser today, will i pass the test tomorow?
Do you really want to take the risk?
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How hot is too hot for an rc engine?
When the cooling fins on the cylinder head start to droop, it's too hot.
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What are some landmarks in Paris?
The Catacombs
Bastille Saint-Antoine
Père Lachaise Cemetery
Musée d’Histoire de la Médecine
The Paris Underground
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Toast or Pancakes ?
Pancakes please. :-)
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what's your favorite tea?
I can't stand tea so I don't drink the stuff.
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Michelle Bachmann says the Tea Party and the GOP are "merging". What is she talking about?
It's a funny thing, the Tea Party. The Tea Party it's self isn't funny, but what is funny about it are the people that make up the Tea Party, young people, old people, veterans, black people, white people and many others. Not quite half are Republicans (40 some %) that want a better future for America and the majority (50 + %) are Independent voters and disenfranchised (let's just say...
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Need name of the new song that talks about the girl knew the bride
If it's a new song then I have no idea, but there is an older song called "I Knew The Bride When She Used To Rock 'n Roll".
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When did Justice Stevens announce his retirement?
When he realized that his life is almost over.
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How much explanation do we owe to others if what we do has nothing to do with them?
Really none. But if someone is curious and wants to know, I might explain it to them.
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Would you want to protest Fred Phelps' funeral?
Sure, why not. Why, is the asshole dead?
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Would Elena Kagan be a good choice as the next Supreme Court justice?
Hell no, any one appointed by Buffoon Obama is not a good choice for America.
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Did you hear Glenn Beck say, “If you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.”? Are you an idiot?
If Glenn Beck was telling lies, then why does Buffoon Obama want him silenced? Maybe because Buffoon Obama is tired of hearing the truth being told about him and the rest of his socialist/Matxist regime. For some strange reason, millions of people believe Beck before they will believe Obama, Pelosi and Reid put together. I wonder why that is. I know, I know... people are getting tired of...
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Do you think rap music is dead?
I sure the hell hope so.
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Any recommendations on what to clean toys with?
isopropyl alcohol
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Whos Hotter?
None of the above, lets try Susan Boyle. She's HOT!!! :-)
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Who Thinks Miss Pixie Lott Is GORGEOUS ? i doo
She looks like she has been sucking the seeds out of a lemon, with the peel still on.
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Have you ever used an ink cartridge re-fill kit? How did it work for you? Was it easy to use? Any problems?
I once reloaded a black ink cartridge and it was fairly easy to do with no problems. And it worked. :-)
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Which decade was the BEST for ROCK Music?
The 1950's.
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I'm on a rockabilly/psychobilly kick again. Charlie Feathers, Mad Sin, Batmobile, The Quakes, Zombie Ghost Train, Creature Feature, Frantic Flintstones and the Koffin Kats especially. Wondering how many ABers listen to any of these bands?
Charlie Feathers is great, I have some of his albums. I've never heard of the others and just about all I listen to is rockabilly. Have you ever heard of Ronnie Nightingale & Haydocks, or Cap Gun Cowboys, or Flattrakkers? One good thing about rockabilly is there is a lot of it on the net.
Here's a good internet rockabilly station to listen to....
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What is the difference between rock-a-billy and psycobilly?
Psycobilly is like rockabilly on bad steroids. The Cramps are a good example of that.
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is it harmful to move indoor marajuana plants outdoors
No, just don't physically harm the plants when doing so. I have never had any problems with any of mine. :-)
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I really need some advice...
I can give you all you need. :-)
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How many different ways can someone steal your money?
Many. Just think about the many ways that Obama and his bonobos are going to steal our money.
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Cans I fires employees who vote for a socialist likes Hussein Obama?
Yes, but come up with reasons other than voting for Buffoon Obama.
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Do you love PARAMORE?
Nope
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When was the last time GM posted a profit?
Way before Obama became president.
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whats the best thing to do and to drink for back pain due to kidneys? i dont like cranberry juice.
What you can do for the pain is smoke weed and drink a lot of water for your kidneys.
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we have a really mean teacher that everyone hates.she yells at the kids with disabilities. what can me and my friends do to get her fired?
Set her up. Get a pocket size video camera or use the video on a cell phone and have one of the handicap kids work with you. Get her to yell at the kid WITHOUT the kid provoking the teacher, record it and show the authorities. A word to the wise, before you turn over the video, make a copy of it and give it to a third person. You can also let them know that if you don't get the satisfaction...
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Have the Democrats liberated the Republicans?
No, the democrats have shown the Republicans that democrats are a party of idiots, morons and loons. The Republicans will take care of that problem come election day in just a few months.
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What is the best knife to cut yourself with? thanks
Browning BR 828 Big Game Lockback with Stag Horn Handle will work very well.
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can you use molly screws without the toggles?
Some of them you can. Basically, a molly is nothing more than a bolt with a pointed tip. I have used them with a nut and washers several times.
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What Is Plutonium ? what kind of metal ? and facts about it ?
Here, you check it out. Do your own homework.
http://www.bing.com/search?q=Plutonium&go=&form=QBLH&qs=n
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What occupation do you think earns the highest ammount of payment?
Marujuana cultivation and distribution.
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Police officers, could you please talk about your experiences with people intoxicated on marijuana?
Yes police officers, tell us, I would like to hear it.
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If God was a Woman, what role would man play?
The men would be used as breeders. :-)
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How can i stop eating so much? Im eating all the time, even when im not hungry! I dont know how to stop!
cut down on your weed consumption. :-)
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What's another word for "glow-in-the-dark"?
Phosphorescence
Bioluminescence
Chemiluminescence
Radioluminescence
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Were you wishing you were a Catholic during Easter week?
Hell NO.
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Muhammed SAW or Muhammed IED?
Neither, Muhammad headbomb.
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Muhammed SAW or Muhammed IED?
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There are twelve inches in one foot, creating the equation y = 12x. If a door frame is 6.25 feet tall, how many inches tall is it?
You don't like doing your homework, huh.
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im 14 am i to young to be smokeing weed?
No you are not.
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What is your favorite magazine of all time
High Times
http://hightimes.com/
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Why are the people most against President Obama's health care reform the ones who know the least about it?
I'll post this email I got, read this and you will know a little more about the health care bill. This is part of the reason why people are against it. If you think this is false, then research it.
Health Care Bill Info
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My friends--I am forwarding to you a most disturbing and I might say frightening letter and critic of the Obama Health Care Bill just...
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Best Shopping Website?
http://www.ganjakits.com/
http://marijuanacannabis.com/
http://www.pot.com/marijuana-info/weed/buy_marijuana-online.html
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Why do people like WWE when TNA is so much better?
WWE and TNA is the same thing. TNA is part of the WWE.
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Do you think a Subway sub sandwich for $5 is a good deal?
It's ok, I guess. As long as they pack that sandwich full of meat.
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I am torn between 2 airsoft guns. The jg m4a1, or the agm m4a1 gas blow back. Please help!
Forget both of them and get a real gun, something in the .22 arena.
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any cute haircut ideas?...
Try doing a pompadour, those always look nice.
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can we see the soul coming out of the body at death by any equipment?
Nope.
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Where can i find free online piano lessons?
I don't know about lessons, but this site is fun to play around with.
http://www.thevirtualpiano.com/
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Have you ever been to a shooting range?
I live at the shootin' range.
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Isn't it natural to try to eliminate/remove something/someone whose sole stated purpose is to destroy you?
Sort of what Buffoon Obama is doing, trying to destroy America. Thank God that moron will be gone come 1-21-13. The rest of the idiots (loons) will be voted out this November.
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How did "loon" (a fish-eating diving bird) come to mean crazy/simple-minded? Diving for your supper sounds pretty smart, doesn't it?
Seeing how the liberal democrats have already proven themselves to be simple minded retarded idiots, the word loon just fits right in.
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How many Americans mistrust the Obama Administration?
Millions.
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How are they still banning me?
What answer site is it? I have the same problem with Sodahead.
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Would you be worried if a Scientologist were elected President?
Not no more than I am with this socialist muslim president we have now. We can't get much worse than we are now.
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How many episodes of Farscape you watched online?
None, not nary a one.
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IF YOU CAN HAVE A BODY LIKE A FAMOUS CELEBRITY WHO WOULD IT BE ?
I'm not sure, it would be a toss-up between Chewbacca and Mr. Ed. :-)
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Do you need to be smart to be successfully mean?
Nope, not at all. A perfect example would be the liberal loons, dumber than a box of rocks and meaner than a Tasmanian Devil.
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So why is that individuals can be total wimps but in a group become bullies?
It sounds like you're describing the liberal loons.
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So, what is Easter to you?
It's just another day of the week.
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Have you ever freaked out on Ash Wednesday and thought "IT'S HAPPENING"?
Nope, not at all.
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If Obamacare is such a fine idea, why did the politicans exempt themselves?
Politicians know that Obamacare is so full of bullshit and they want no part of it. But they will keep their private healthcare, won't they. That tell us something, but the retarded liberals still believe in Obama's bullshit. They're too stupid to realize just what Obama and his loons are really doing to America. Thank God that midterm elections are only 7 months away and Obamas stupid retarded...
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Do you ever open e-cards from strangers? I immediately delete....what do you do?
I delete.
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Should President Obama change his slogan for the 2012 election to "Yes We Did"?
No, his slogan should be "Tried and Failed".
Hopefully this buffoon won't be in the race.
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Do you ever wonder who named all these things on Earth?
Humans did. As humans discovered various things through time, they gave names to them. It started with the first humans and it continues to this day. :-)
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Should President Obama change his slogan for the 2012 election to "Yes We Did"?
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Is the Tea Party actually a terrorist group?
The Tea Party is not a terror organization, but this group of finger waggers are most definitely terrorists.
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do you think weed should be legal?
Marijuana should of been made legal decades ago. Get the damn liberals out of office and maybe that can happen. But, that's not going to stop me or millions of others from firing up.
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hi im alex im 15 and is my penis big its 7 and 1/2
Well Hello there Alex. :-)
I'm Pete, an old man and do you know how I get my penis to be 18 inches long?
I fold it in fifths. :-D
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If a dad doesn't allow his "normal" children to play on the streets, but allows his mentally handicapped child to, what could that mean?
Maybe dad's trying to get rid of the retard.
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Can famous spirits visit us even if we never met them?
It sounds like you've been smoking something really good. :-D
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Can an American LPN (License Practical Nurse) work in Australia? Also, can an American RN with an Associate's degree practice in Australia?
As long as they have the knowledge and can pass the tests to get a license to practice there, then yes.
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why does Carrie Underwood never tour Buffalo, NY?
That's easy to answer. They don't want her stupid ass in Buffalo so she stays away.
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What shoes should I wear with a long navy skirt?
You can always wear a pair of Chucks.
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Why do so many people think the world will end in 2012?
Because there's a lot of stupid gullible superstitious people on this planet who believe anything you tell them.
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what's a funny password that's not sexual?
Here's three funny non-sexual passwords:
1. *********
2. **************** :-)
and
3. ************* :-D
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Why do American People say "them" instead of "the"? Example: To put them jeans on.
They say "them" for the same reason some uneducated educated idiots around here want to know "where you is".
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If a man is mentally incompetent and commits a murder ...
Competent or incompetent, if someone commits murder they need to be prosecuted and executed just like every other murderer. Just because someone is a nut job and they kill doesn't mean that they should live in prison at taxpayers expense, fry them. They are just as dangerous if not more so as any other murderer and should not be given any special treatment.
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what is the name of a coin collector
Well, I know several numismatist and one is named Raymond Thomas. Hope this answers your question. :-)
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I found out yesterday my friend cuts her self what do I do?
Offer her the Bowie knife and instruct her to go for the throat.
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What does carbon look like?
That's easy to answer. Carbon looks just like diamonds. Carbon looks just like pencil lead. Take a sheet of paper, set it on fire and let it burn, what's left is carbon. The burnt wood ashes in the campfire is carbon. Look in the mirror, when you look at yourself, you're looking a carbon form.
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What is better: Colt 1911 or beretta?
Well, both are good guns and when used properly, both will kill with ease. If I was a GI during WWII, I would want the Colt 1911A1 for the same reason that during the cowboy days, people carried rifles and handguns that shot the same ammo, the .45 Long Colt. Both the Colt 1911A1 and the Thompson machine guns that the troops carried shot the same ammo the .45 ACP.
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Only in America.........?
can an idiot lie about where he's from and still become president. Sad, isn't it.
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What does the bible say about the mind and our thoughts?
It says if you don't think it, I don't mind it.
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why is my poop green
Quit eating the green crayons.
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Does a lazy eye make a female look ugly?
Actually, some are kind of cute. :-)
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How do I make really thick smoke when im smoking from a bong?
Go nice and easy, build up a lot of smoke before you pop the hole.
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What is a weak excuse for a gift?
Anything from the dollar store. :-)
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Can fish live in the water of a hydroponic plant system?
Most likely yes. The do in nature and would do so in a controlled environment, as long as you don't use any pesticides or fertilizers that would poison the fish. Whenever you mix critters and vegetation you need to try and keep it as natural as possible for all involved. Just ask yourself how would the fish (or any other critter) live in nature and try to replicate their natural environment as...
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what happens if a mother rabbit is breed with her own son
You will have a litter of retarded baby rabbits.
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As a Mormon do you consider yourself monotheist, polytheist or henotheist?
I ain't Mormon so I don't consider myself none of them.
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What are some good songs to listen to when you're lonely?
Marvin Rainwater - So You Think You've Got Trouble
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Am I the only one who thinks Lady Gaga is ugly?
I used to have a female iguana named Sheba that was better looking than gaga.
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What are some good songs to listen to when you're lonely?
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What do you usually do when you are happy?
Oh, I don't know. Sometimes I just sit there and get happier. :-)
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Are there any celebrities who's political views you actually care about?
There's a few, but they're not a part of the Hollywood Liberal Loonacy.
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If your son was molested by a priest would you just shut up?
I would let law enforcement know about it and I'd let them know that they have only one chance to take care of the problem. The second time I won't call law enforcement. There will be no third time, guaranteed.
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how many languages did you speak today?
The same amount that I spoke yesterday. :-)
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what is the best strain of marijuana for chronic pain?
I couldn't tell you, I don't have chronic pain. Just smoke the good stuff and you'll be fine. :-)
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name something positive about buddhism.
They don't strap bombs on themselves and blow others and themselves up.
They don't wage war on others because of different religions.
They don't condemn others because of different religious beliefs.
They worship a jolly fat man.
They burn a lot of neat smelling incense.
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How can i pass a drug test if i smoked yesterday, anything that can help get a positive? i think ill be taking a blood and urine test.
I'll put it plain and simple, you're screwed. It takes at least 30 days to get it out of your system.
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Is there a specific rule in high school baseball that prohibits load music between batters ?
Why, are you thinking about coming up with your own theme song?
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What's the best thing you've ever found just laying on the street?
I found a nice little bag of weed siting in a corner store parking lot that was right near the street, if that counts. :-)
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do you think obama should go back to africa and get the hell out of the white house?
That sounds like a damn good idea.
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I thought it was suppose to be ladies first?
That's what you get for thinking. :-)
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what is the thing that can kill superman?
Do What??
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I am Batman you are???
not impressed.
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Do you only play those games that bring rewards or do you play some that just bring fun fun fun?
I play games for fun.
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Are you AFRAID to disagree with the Pope?(since they are so rich and powerful)
Nope, not at all. I'm not catholic and I disagree with him 99% of the time, and I don't worry about it.
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Do you think a spirit can manipulate a GPS for communication?
No, a spirit will not and cannot manipulate a GPS for communication.
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When writing the number 7... Do you cross it?
Nope.
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what is your favorit gun?
A .44 cal. single action revolver.
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Can you post a link to a song about TRAINS? Thanks :D
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Should my scooter piston have two holes on one side like in the photo? If so, what do they do?
The piston in the picture may be an after market piston used for repair or custom work. Since all of the work is done at the top of the piston, I would assume that the holes on the side are there to cut down on weight.
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Is weed or cigarettes worse for you?
Cigarettes are a lot worse to smoke. Marijuana has many medicinal uses as well as commercial uses. Tobacco doesn't.
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What kind of toy automobile model kit would you build ?
I like building models of antique and classic cars.
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Do you think michelle obama is sexy?
Yeah, about as sexy as a metamorphic rock.
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Have you ever felt guilty for something you didn't do?
No.
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Tips to play chess
Pay attention to your opponents moves and try to think four moves ahead.
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Do you really talk to the dead on Ouija boards?
No. Actually, you don't communicate with anyone with the ouija board. Well, that's not actually true, you communicate with the person or people that you're playing the game with, but not with no dead people.
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if the ouija board is suposedly a bad thing to use then why can you buy it in the store?
Maybe because the ouija board is nothing but a toy that has no magical or mystical powers. If you wanted to buy one, where do you go to get it? A toy store.
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Liberal or Conservative?
Conservative
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Answer to:
what is there fun to do in tallahassee
Nothing.
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how do I get rid of pine tree w/o cutting?
You can blast it out with some C4.
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how do i keep my bangs from getting in my face?
Cut them. See, that wasn't so hard, huh.
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Can parrots sing?
Some can sing real good.
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