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Do you hate someone here at AB?
Oh, too many to count.
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I Have recently had a dream in which i beat someone to death without remorse.
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If you had dinner with OJ what would be on the menu
A Nicole Simpson sandwich.
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what does it mean by the phrase 'white ppl smell like wet dogs? Why do ppl say it?
I guess because a lot of people say it to you.
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Have you ever met your great grandparents?
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Do you think this picture of these two 13yo boys looks cute?
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If Nicki Minaj was a bar stool would you sit on her
I don't sit in trash.
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is any1 here below the age of 13
No, but I can tell you sure are.
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can I add you to facebook? if yes whats your name
You're a sad, strange little man.
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Is it ok if I ignore you for a little while?
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "Canada"?
I think of not giving you any points for any of these questions.
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Do you think 15 year olds are children?
Only fifteen-year-olds think fifteen-year-olds aren't children.
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Have you noticed anything odd lately?
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Are you being silly?
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ZITS: What comes out?
Puss?
Fat?
What is it?
Your face.
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Would you be upset if this happened to your car?
Please look for pic below :)
I'd be delighted.
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Won't you smile please? Things are getting better all the time!
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Are you single?
Nope, I'm happy.
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Im back!!!! anyone miss me!?!:D
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wats your best friend like>? wat do they do? how do they act? etc?
Are you looking to buy?
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I had my original account "Nuked" earlier ago, and now I made another account. What happens to an account when it's "Nuked"?
You'll get horrible radiation-caused deformities.
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Can Someone Please Tell Me Exactly What Sarcasm Is,So I Will Know Forever??*
This site.
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If you could be an animal what would you be?
This thing of course.
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Who would you rather be stuck on an island with? Ke$ha or Britney Spears?
Britney Spears, there's more to eat.
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Who is hotter? Katy Perry or Ke$ha?
I personally think that a vomit monster is hotter.
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Have the atheists won because the holidays have been so commercialized that there is very little religious value left anyways?
Why are atheists to blame for all of the Christian's problems? If you want your Christmas holiday to be extra lame, make it all about religion. Your choice.
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what makes people mean at work? and spiteful?
Maybe they just don't like you.
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Christmas is a time to ________________________
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What do you think is the best color combination?
These
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do u believe alternative medicine works ?
You saw how well that turned out for Steve Jobs.
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How can I be a superstar?
Become a total whore in every sense of the word.
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Can you walk upside down?
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Where are the dead today?
In my tummy.
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Do you like Nickelback?
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What should happen to a priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also?
Nothing, she didn't dishonor herself by committing an action of human nature.
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why do people keep stereotyping pit bulls and other large breeds of dogs?
In some cases it isn't human abuse that makes dogs like that. It is most of the time, but some can just have mean personalities.
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What would the moral code be of our world if there was no more religion?
You don't have to be religious to have morals, in fact, I find that people who are religious have less morals.
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My doctor is female, how can I stop getting a boner during a full medical, with my mom, and sister in the room at the same time.
Stop being sexually attracted to your mom.
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Have you herd of cows?
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Guys any good movies or series to watch ??
Nope, they all suck.
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Did Jesus ever speak to you?
Yeah, he was drunk and he wouldn't stop calling me at 3:00 AM.
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McDonalds or squirrel?
Depends how much squirrel I had that week.
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Do you REALLY think you're welcome at fluther? Do you bother to notice how few people are actually welcoming you?
What the fuck is your problem? I seriously just signed into my old Answerbag account just to answer this because it's so ridiculous.
I feel very welcomed at Fluther; whenever I ask questions about being an old Answerbag member, people who are native to that site are very welcoming. Everyone except you it seems.
What the hell is your name on Fluther anyway? I'd like to know so I can never...
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sh!t, when did ab get hacked? some f**k'tard totally messed up the website. hope they get it fixed soon, this is so ugly it hurts to see!
Those fucktards you are refering to are actually the Answerbag Staff. Did you not know the site was getting an update, or is this just a joke question? I agree with the messed up part though. Though, they already told us in the blog that it won't be put back to the old format.
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Who else is upset that the Answerbag upgrade has mangled their old answers into an incomprehensible, illegible mess?
I can't even go look at my old answers because this site is so God damn slow now.
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Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted?
I am a long time member myself; almost three years. I can say this is not at all what I had in mind. I like the idea of a messaging system, even though I haven't used it yet, and I have no idea if it even works. I mainly dislike the points being taken away from us. No more downrates? Is this really the future for Answerbag? All I really wanted was for them to bring the leaderboards back, fix...
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i just joined flurther, i see several ab'ers there now, is anyone else considering this, since the remodel is so horrible ?
Why would I want to join that? That site looks like shit. Answerbag is at least better looking than that...
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Do you feel like a HORRIBLE JOKE has been played on you with AB's NEW FORMAT? FRIENDS. . .gone! POINTS. . . gone! FEEDBACK. . gone! Why?
I don't understand it at all. I got so much joy out of downrating the stupid people on here. Now that joy has been ripped away, so now it's going by the rules "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." What kind of shit is that?
I like the feature with the emailing and stuff, but did they really need to take away our ability to downrate so we could put that in? I...
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Just curious, does anything actually rhyme with orange?
Nope, neither do purple or silver.
What is it with colors and not being able to ryhme them?
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Which weighs more a pound of feathers or a pound of gold
Wouldn't they weigh the same, since you say they are both a pound?
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You're an apple, how far from the tree did you fall?
Very far, I think I'm the opposite of my parents in almost all ways. I feel adopted sometimes, but I look too similar to my other siblings to be adopted.
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Do you think when the final count is in that Tiger will be up to 18 holes?
I hate all this talk about the guy and his business, but I must say that was a very funny joke.
It made me laugh, and that's very difficult for someone to do on here; other than my sister.
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Ladies, what's the cruelest thing you have ever done to a man?
I kneed my ex-boyfriend in the nuts. He was cheating on me throughout our entire 8 month relationship, without me knowing it. He finally dumped me with a lie to date the whore he was cheating with.
I also verbally bitch slapped him on my myspace blog for everyone to see, with a very embarrassing photoshoped picture of him. I felt it was fitting. Like a coward he sicked his girlfriend on me....
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I think being pro-abortion (meaning you want to abort all babies) is sick and wrong. I mean, I'm pro-choice, but pro-abortion? Who agrees?
I don't think being pro-abortion exactly means you want to abort ALL babies. That's a tad extreme accusation.
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Have things gotten so string that your getting lost just looking at a tree because its doing tricks on you
Please make sense the next time you choose to type on here.
It gets quite annoying.
You're scaring the little ones.
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How often do we have two full moons in the same month?
Once in a Blue Moon.
Yes, I'm trying to be witty with that comment...
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When you encounter people who indulge in namecalling, does it make you think more of them or less?
I saw someone say that name calling was cowardly. I actually think it's a pretty brave action, calling out someone who's an asshole could be pretty scary if they are larger than you.
It all really depends for me, if they call me something of course I'd think less of them. Unless it was in a joking way, and I knew them well enough.
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Does anyone love me? huh huh huh
No, I actually hate you.
Funny story really...
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It just blows my mind that people believe in this trash -isn't this just crazy?
Every human is somewhat bisexual. No one is fully gay or straight. Some just choose not to act on it. Oh, I know that scares you homophobic Bible Thumpers.
Whether he exsisted or not; how would you know anyway, were you there? Did you try to come on to Jesus and he stood you up or something?
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Its December now and the year will be over soon, so whats your summary of 2009?
Well, the movies sure sucked..
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My iPod Touch won't copy a playlist from iTunes?
Not a question, how dare you insult the mighty question mark by putting it at the end of this sentence.
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Ive never been able to put a simple puzzle together or "roll my rrrrrrrrrrrr's".... why is that?
Well Kattra, that's because you're mentally stupid.
I know toddlers who can put a simple puzzle together.
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If your mailman saw you naked, what's one thing you would hope would NOT happen?
That he had a 'package' for me. O.o
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I am Munchkins Sock puppet, did you know?
Who the fuck is Munchkin? Their are many people with that name on this site...
Why do we care?
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My girlfriend wants a crotch rocket and i think that there a deathtrap. I would rather have her ride a harley because i think there safer. That and Harleys are just cooler anyway.
Do you realize how ridiculous the sentence "My girlfriend wants a crotch rocket" sounds?
Am I the only one who chuckled at that?
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If my mum was thirty nine what year would she be born
Are you really not smart enough to do simple math?
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I fully support the right of atheists to believe as they so choose. Why then can they not extend to me the same courtesy?
I only argue when a Christian (or whatever religion) inposes their beliefs on me, which isn't really respecting one's belief.
They always say "with all due respect" though, and it is such a pain because it really isn't.
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If nobody understands you, does that mean you are deep?
Perhaps you're speaking a different language?
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If violent video games and violent television cause people to become violent people, then can someone explain to me why there was violence before these things where invented?
It's because violent games and television do not cause violent behavior. There isn't any proof backing it.
People just like to find a scapegoat to violence so they don't have to blame themselve or the violent person. I'm sure if games and t.v. weren't around they'd find something else.
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Why is everyone stupid? I mean seriously. EVERY TIME I talk to someone they never understand why I'm right.
Maybe because they are actually right and your mind is living in an alternate universe.
You could also just be an egotistical retard.
It's probably that one...
Nice user name by the way.
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Got a DR for posting a comical question. Do you believe that laughter is good for the soul? If you study very old people, they are very light hearted and always happy. Just fruit for thought!
If someone downrates you, don't ask a question about it. It only makes the downrater feel like he/her got to you.
I should know, I downrate people a lot, and I'm filled with such joy when I annoy the crap out of them.
Do you study old people in their natural habitat?
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Y are people so fat?
They are because of you. You are the cause of all of the problems on this entire planet.
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My husband once got out of the car to help a turtle in the middle of a road cross to the other side! Putting it down, it turned to look at him standing there as if to say, "Thank you" before continuing to the water. Could YOU ever eat a turtle again?
Do people usually eat turtles?
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There are 3 rooms: ONE: has a bunch of people dancing and drinking; TWO: has a bunch of people discussing LIFE and "deep thoughts" about it; THREE: has a bunch of people playing "board" games! You're invited to enter the one of YOUR choice! Choose?
They all sound like hell to me.
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I cant stop screwing all the people who care for me and i am now homeless i have nobody to turn to what can i do?I lie cheat steal and know its wrong i dont want to be this person.
Did you steal the computer you're typing this question on? I don't understand...
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Do you think its rude to say 'im bored' to someone your with.
I always wonder about this...
I may accidentally say it and then wonder what the person is thinking that was rude. I always feel like it's rude, so I try not to say it directly to them.
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Last night I went to a concert and couldn't stop crying. The musician was a beautiful human being. I don't understand why i got so emotional the music was happy and she spoke beautifully. it was actually embarrasing cuz everyone could see. why did i?
That reminds me of Micheal Jackson concerts. Never been to one though, I've only seen videos. People were carried away on stretchers!
So don't be embarrassed, I'm sure crying was the least you could do.
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Do you think that the TWILIGHT books and movies are a good way to ease tweens and teens into the idea of vampires as erotic creatures? :) (2009-11-20)
No, I think they should read older, well written books by intellegent writers. Where vampires don't glitter...They should be introduced to the lore with better resources.
I know that it's interpretted in a lot of ways, but her's is just glamorized for pre-teen girls.
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What is your interpretation/feelings about what Kate Moss said in a recent interview, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." She's getting blasted for supposedly encouraging eating disorders.
I don't know why the media wants to "blast" her. I'm sure encourgaging eating disorders wasn't her intention.
It's not like all celebraties are secretly planning subtle ways to destroy the world with their out of context quotes, as the media obviously thinks.
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Who has the coolest name on Answerbag?
I think it is pretty obvious as to who...
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Who thinks school is gay....
I think it's a pretty hetero organization, aside from the few "inside-the-closet" teachers & very "flaming" students.
Besides that though, school is in no way homosexual...
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What would make AB more exciting this morning? Any suggestions?
A very contrivertial question would do it. Something very offensive about religion perhaps.
Only on those silly Christians though, that's the most fun.
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Do you think creationism should be taught in public schools? Why or Why not?
No, absolutely not. Public schools have all sorts of different people with different beliefs. Teaching Creationism is not in any way academic, and I fear it wouldn't teach anyone anything, but ignorance...
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How do you let a house guest know they have overstayed their welcome? I offered to let them stay for a few weeks with me until they could get on their feet, but I don't think they're even looking.
A simple "Get the fuck out!" whould surfice, but I guess you're looking for a non-offensive solution...
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Which do you like better, Twix or KitKat?
Twix! Kit-Kats are absent of the awesome goo inside.
Hahah...
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Who swoons over New Moon?
Ugh, not me at all. I have to go see it tomorrow with my friend, Alex. She has no one to go with so I was a last resort, since I said I never wanted to see it.
Being surrounded by a bunch of pre-teen girls cumming in their pants at the site of a shirtless indian, while in a crowed theater...no thanks...
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Why are all Japanese RPG's about killing God?
'Cause it's fun...duh.
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I want to dye my hair neon colors, but I am not allowed to wear my hair like that to school. Could I use a dye for the neon colors, then use a semi-permanent dye to cover it up for school?
I'd say fuck the school, I'm sure they couldn't make you dye it back or kick you out for something so trivial. It's a free country, so I say do it.
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How many points do you need till you rank up on AB?I need 11
Only 886 until I reach Sage! Yay, for level 50!
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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please!
Umm, were you questioning for a long time, then took a long pause, and surprised about something? It looks that way, by the way you type that...
Anyway, I think it's fine. What you do with yourself is your own business. Not some religious fanatic's.
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What would be one reason you would punch a fish? (Be funny its just a funny question)
That fish has been slutting around all over the fish tank, and it knows that it works for me.
Hahah, I have no idea, that was a stupid answer.
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LADIES-If one of your friends started dating a guy that you liked and she knew for a fact that you liked him, would you be mad?
I had this same situation two months ago, though I was the girl who ended up dating the guy. I mostly only did it because I was the one getting all the info about him for her, so of course I had to end up talking to him for her.
Eventually it got to him and I liking each other, and she still hadn't even attempted to make a move on him, or even speak to him. He already told me he...
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How to watch new moon online or download it for fre. I don't want any surveys.
I would suggest you don't even watch this at all, unless you want your eyes to liquify right in your skull because of the sheer awfulness of this movie series.
Though, if you really don't care that much about the stupid things you watch, I'm pretty sure it's availible at:
http://movies2k.com/
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Will you be watching American Idle this Year?
Are you annoyed that Paula is gone?
Will it be about who can really sing or who Simon likes ? Is Ellen qualified to judge singers ?
Is she a singer or a very popular funny lady?
Well, I hate Paula. She claps in a very odd way, and she claps at everything.
I bet if she saw a toddler getting raped she'd clap at that act...
I'm glad she's gone, and I don't even watch the show.
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Does a "close personal relationship" with Jesus involve alot of texting? And does he use "txt spk" or type out the full words?
Yeah I was texting him last night, here's the last reply I got from him:
"c u on teh sabbath day! lol"
I wish he'd type out full words, "txt spk" is such a pain.
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Will you join me in wishing Mensan a Happy Birthday today?
Happy Birthday! I'm always getting interesting answers from you. (Had a few nice comment chats too ^-^)
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Who prefers Tall men? I'm 5'6 and I like tall guys ~ A tall guy for me has to be more than 6'2.
I'm dating someone who is a foot taller than me. I'm 5'1" and he's 6'1", so it's pretty difficult for me. I do prefer a taller guy though.
Having a date that is as tall as you makes you feel like you could probably beat him up, which obviously isn't good. Unless you're into that sort of dominance thing.
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If your job was doing TV commercials, which ones would make you 'jump with glee' to do, and which ones would make you hide your face from even your neighbors pet dog if you had to do it?
I would hate all of them. If I was a commercial actress I would probably kill myself before showing my face to the general public. The shame and utter hatred of myself would just be too great.
I hate commercials THAT much. Not because they interrupt my program, just because I feel my IQ drop as I watch.
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Did Adam and Eve did at the same time?
I don't think 'did' is a verb. Grammar FAIL.
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Do you know a cure for the giggles? :P
Dead puppies?
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Haiku are good fun/Can you write a good haiku?/points will be given.
Some of those angels,
are bungee jumping down here,
to tease me for fun.
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My Chihuahua's tears stain his fur. Is there anything I can give him to help, or a wipe I could buy?
Anti-Depressent? What does a Chihuahua have to cry about?
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Who wold win this foght walt disney or stan lee
I think Disney won this already since they already bought out Marvel.
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Today on AB I have learnt what a 'fluffer' and a real 'plonker' was from my very informative fellow abers. Has anyone on AB enriched your vocabulary today?:)
I recently picked up some words like 'gulliver', 'krovy', 'pretty polly', and my favorite 'zoobies'. These are all from reading though, the same book too. Know any of these words?
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Hi, I'm hunter anf i was windering for when could i join the EF sexy poeple club? I'm relay secksy and wint to Join this clib
I don't think the mentally retarded can join, sorry..
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What does your shirt say right now?
It says...uhh..Purple?
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If God knows which people are going to heaven and which going to hell before he creates them, why does he even bother creating the individuals who are destined for hell? It seems kind of mean, doesn't it?
Because God is a cock-sucker.
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Not 2b rude/disrespectful, but why dont people on here read over their questions before posting?Some of these spelling errors are so ridiculous I cant understand what people are talking about!!Dont expect you 2b perfect but jeez, come close to the word:0)
Stupid users that mispell words are like old domesticated dogs. You can try and teach them all you want, but they will always refuse to learn that new trick.
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Have you been on AB for over a year?
2-07-07 Going to be three years soon. I take a lot of breaks; that's why my level's not too high, like some of the other older users.
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Cu(NO3)2 + KOH
Did someone create an Answerbag account just for some homework help?
I think that's what this is, yep.
What a waste of space...
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Excuse me for burpin but my butt wasn't workin...would you pull my finger?
This is why everyone hates America.
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Both of my sons lost their virginity over the last week. My oldest is 16 and the younger is 14. My husband's reaction was to give the 16 y.o. a high five and ground the 14 y.o. The 14 y.o. is mine & his step. How would you have handled it?
Both over the same weekend you say? Those teenage sex romps are getting more and more rowdy by the year.
Oh, I would say your new husband is an idiot, considering the older one probably got drunk and picked out the hog of the group to bone.
High Five fourteen year old random!
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Why does Mary not like me?
Maybe because you think women are retarded?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1700291
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What can you say back to a person that tells you that you're ugly?
...Bitch.
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Is nostalgia what it used to be!?
The best time for nostalgia is now, considering that people my age would be looking to the 90's and some 80's for it's nostalgic fodder.
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What's your favorite gummy-bear? Do you pick out the good bears?
I love clear ones, people usually eat those last I hear.
I have seen blue gummy bears before. Those are probably the best.
I haven't had the pleasure of eating one though.
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What occupation can you make a lot of money without a lot of brains?
Professional Whore?
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Is God a racist? If not, how are some of his racist followers who think they have a ticket to heaven going to explain themselves to Him?
Well if he hates the gays, people who don't worship him, and plans to punish them...
Yeah, I'd say he's one racist intollerant fuck.
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Should i help my sister give birth? i'm a male doctor.
I would think that situation would be a tad odd. Looking down into your sister's kooch, and you being her brother just seems strange.
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What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
A concert in Maryland, for Muse and My Chemical Romance. We got in line at twelve and it opened the gates at six. So yeah, I was there for a long time.
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What do you think of my question in ab?
It's terrible...make it again, but better!
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Men - how many of you use hair straightners? If not why do you not use them?
I'm not a guy of course, but my boyfriend does like to use them. He sort of has medium long hair (you know not too long, but not really short either).
He likes to even borrow mine whe he forgets his.
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What is your favorite scripture in the Bible?
"What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Lord and Savior!"
-RaptorJesus
Or was that someone else?
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What is your favourite type of cheese?
The smelly moldy kind that activates magical contraptions!
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Anyone who says they don't lie is a hypocrite? True or False?
I wouldn't really call them a hypocrite, just a liar. Now if they said, "You shouldn't lie." You can call them a hypocrite.
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What is Scrat's single possession in the Ice Age movie?
Um, this question clearly shows that Answerbag just isn't for you.
Sorry, it's not for everyone.
You gave it a nice try, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Now.
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When life gives you lemons___________________________.
I say just fuck the lemons and bail.
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In your opinion what was your coolest avatar so far on ab?
I like how mine goes. I'll change it every now and then, but it'll always be of the same person. It's pretty funny actually. He's like a running joke at my house now.
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I'm starting a comic strip. I need to know what people think is funny....in three words what's funny to you? (example - "car chases dog")
Subtlety, innuendos, misfortune.
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Name one type of bird?+5 if it`s a real species
A Killdeer. It's a seashore bird.
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What's something about Ohio that you always wanted to know?
Does this guy really live here?
http://snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
And is he really a sex offender. That just makes him scarier.
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Whats the baddest nightmare you remember?
It's one of those dreams everybody has had at least once. You're trying to run from something, but your legs don't work. Well, at least a lot of people I know have said they've had that dream. I remember I had that when I was five or so.
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Does Satan wear pajamas to bed?
Yeah, he's probably one of those lazy guys who will wear one pair of sweatpants for like a week. Though, I don't think I know what he wears to bed, probably the sweatpants...
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Did God ever speak to you about the future and did what he said come true?
Please be serious.
If God ever openly spoke to someone, I don't think they'd be on this site. They'd probably be in some insane asylum somewhere. No one ever believes when people say they've talked to God or have seen him, or some shit like that, and for good reason.
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How big are tigers paws?
Big enough to rip your face off. I don't really have a conversion chart to inches on that estimation.
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Do you like the petname your S/O has for you?
Well, he calls me Jenny when my real name is Jenna. I'd really prefer Jenn, but whatever. I like the fact that he gives me any nickname. Oh, I also call him Animal, I don't think he'd like it if I posted why I call him that on the internet.
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Should the Internet be Censored?
Fuck that shit. That's all I have to say about this subject.
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What is something about yourself that nobody knows; not even your s/o?
How I got one of my nicknames, ClubJenna. Shh, don't tell.
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Does it look good to wear a nicer shirt like a polo style shirt with a pair of windpants? I wore this yesterday and my gf kinda laughed at me but my mom said I looked really nice.
Did she also say you're very special?
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How many words can you make from Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Many.
Many, many words.
Hmm, I can't spell 'many' in there though.
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How many times can you recall that your mind was in the gutter last week?
You're really asking people to count?
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How do I shot web?
Hmm, that's what you're bringing to the table?
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What is everything made of?
Some sort of discharge, or no wait matter...wait no no...
No, I'm pretty sure it's matter.
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Religion. How do i pick the one for me. I know nothing about the subject but want to learn.
Run.
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Jonas brothers or miley cyrus?
Are you asking which one I'd like to kill first? Hmm, that is such a difficult decision.
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It is a good night when _________?
The hundreds of rats running around my apartment don't decide to attract fifty cats to come make noise.
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Do we have a " CHAT OPTION " in Answerbag.com ? or How we can Chat with other members of Answerbag.com?
Well, I guess you could always talk on the comments, or make friends with somebody and recieve their email. Though, if yo are asking if there is an IMing sort of feature, there is not. Thank God for that. We don't need that kind of crowd around here. A bunch of perves and little "I'm new to the Interntet and want to make friends and I love to type 'lolz' and shit like...
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Do you need to be liked by the people around you?
Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
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What do you do when sombody hits you for no reason?
I'd say something like, "Ah Fuck, I can't believe you've done this."
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I'd better eat the rest of this candy before...(complete this).
Before my family finds me shamefully hiding in this closet.
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I really want to eat gummy candys but i can't eat pork so does anyone know where i can find like k gelatin gummy candys plz im pregnant and im really craving them!
....What?
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Are written drivers tests fun to you?
Why would that be in a category of fun? "Oh, a test how delightful."
Ugh, sounds awful to me.
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Do you think that believing in Santa as a kid prepares the mind to believe in Jesus at an older age?
Well I think it will probably mess up their judgement. I mean you are going to tell them a fat man comes down your chimnee into your house leaving you presents and that a naked jew died for are sins. Both sound very strange, but then you change your mind and then have to tell the child Santa doesn't exist. Now when they ask you "If Santa doesn't exist, then does Jesus?" What...
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There are some really smart people on AB... What do you think?
Yes, that is true. There are a lot of very intellegent people on this site who give nice, meaningful answers that we all enjoy reading and rating. Though, for every smart user there are about seven dumber ones. You are more likely to run into very stupid questions or answers than smart ones.
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Name a Queen?
Save it for Queen Dopplepopilis.
That's how she's addressed.
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What is your favorite number between 1 and infinity?
My favorite number has always been eight. 8 Oh, and look if you turn it sideways it makes infinity!
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What is the last thing you did, That made you feel young again?
Well, I'd consider myself young already. Though, I did go swinging (like on an actual swingset) with my friends the other week, and I felt like I was five instead of fifteen.
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What do you wear to bed?
I wear what I wore that day. Everyone thinks it's odd.
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I caught a tiger by the tail, now what am I supposed to do with it?
Just keep pulling it, it costs nothing if it's still attached! Just ignore the clawing about your face, you'll be fine.
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Which is better as a home PC: a laptop or desktop?
I'd go for both, I have both at my home. Things have never been better for me!
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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe?
Congratulations! This is officially the ONE MILLIONTH question about the 2012 apocalypse! YOU WIN NOTHING! EXCEPT DEATH!
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What is something that is worse to spill other than milk?
Cement on a puppy, tar could be worse.
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There's this cat that is just completely terrified of me. I've never abused her or anything like that. How do I make her stop being scared?
I don't think there's much you can do, she's a pussy.
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Don't say David Arquette to me. Okay?
Okay, now that you say that I'm not going to.
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Do you think the continued attacks on Miss California are mean spirited or justified?
Well I mean people are allowed to voice their opinions, just as she did. As for the nude photos, she posed for them at one time so she shouldn't really be offended.
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Do you eat Breakfast for Dinner? If so what is your favorite?
I would never let disgusting breakfast overcome dinner...NEVER!
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Have you ever been out drinking with your Mother? Does she pull her hooters out like mine does after she's got a few in her?
I would never go drinking with my mom, in fear that this scenario will happen. Also on another note, I hate that phrase, "she's/he's got a few in her/him." I never think of drinks, sickly I always think of dicks. Gross right.
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Anyone ever been to a cockfight?
I've never really seen one myself, but when I was in San Juan, Puerto Rico, I went on a bus tour to see some buildings and stuff. They had a "very nice cock fighting arena."
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Can I get back to you on that?
No, I've given you two chances before this and if you don't have what you owe me I'll get my henchmen to take care of you!
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Are you a silly drunk or a mean drunk?
I'm not exactly sure since I've never been drunk, but I have used beer goggles in Health class before. We had to try to walk a straight line with them on. I thought I did perfect until I took them off and my teacher described me as a "sloppy drunk."
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I WANT SPIKE LEE TO PRODUCE MY MOVIE. HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM
Just whistle...he will come.
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5 mth old un-neutered female keeps mounting/clawing at my 2 year old neutered male. They seem to get on apart from this; always laying/grooming together but he has lost weight & seems despondent , i'm worried she's bullying him. What do i do?
Are you talking about....babies? What kind of human, animal, mineral is this? Kind of a tough question without that fact.
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If you meet an old friend and they say at the end of the visit "do drop in anytime" would you take them up on their offer? Do you think such offers are usually genuinely meant or just said for something to say?
If I was told that I would literally drop through my friend's ceiling. They couldn't really get angry with me. I was, after all, doing what they offered.
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Since Microsoft's products are getting worser on each upgrade, should Microsoft change its moto to "Not responding"? Or do you have a better idea for moto?
They should switch their motto to: "You better kill yourself now so you can save yourself from all the torture you will recieve from buying this computer. You'll end up doing it either way anyway." It's a bit long, but it gets the point across.
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What's the worst trait in boyfriends?
What everyone else is saying: Cheating, Abuse, Lying, Controllers, Drunks, etc...though the root of all of those things is really Stupidity.
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Have you ever denied a friend request on AB?
I deny the majority of them for three reasons. For not having an original avatar, low level, or their name is 'Anonymous'. Oh and a another, if I don't think I'll like them based on their answering and questioning. So four reasons. If they have any one of these reasons, out they go.
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What do you have in all of those boxes?
My hunting equipment...start running.
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Do you think Sarah Palin will ever become president of America?
Why is this even a question?
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When do words speak louder than actions?
When you scream them in the person's face, as loud as you possibly can.
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Do you think Christian girls are willing to take it in the butt when they get married?
Oh, I think Christian girls would be up for anything.
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Why don't you just do it already?
I thought about it, but then I saw this bug I was much more interested in. So I switched my attention to that. An ant I think...
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My rabbit has a black spot on his nose
How cute. What was the question again?
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Was on level 65 and hit wrong button, have to start over again. Is there any way back?
I don't think it takes one button click to delete your account. I mean it takes two freaking button clicks just to deny a friend request.
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Does anyone else job completely suck? What do you do and why does it suck?
Long hours, no pay, and work to bring home. Got any ideas?
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If you constantly have bad breath, what's the best solution for that? (You already brush your teeth 3 times a day and gum isn't an option)
Convince the people you talk to that THEY'RE the ones who have the distasteful breath, then find a solution later. Bring up their bad breath before they bring up yours, they'll go running.
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Why can't you forget the past and just move on?
Because isn't it just so much more fun to hold a grudge! With a grudge it could lead to fist fights...Oh how fun!
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Is it because of the "PC" movement that we can't use the term secretary anymore? Why is that?
Why? Is it disrespectful because we are calling them by their job title? I guess I better never ask what someones job is, in fear of getting a lawsuit.
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Would you buy a copy of my new book? "All I ever needed to know I learned on Answerbag."
Will you gauruntee it'll blow my mind? That's the only way I can make a commitment to purchase.
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Have you ever worn a Halloween costume of the opposite sex? What was it?
I haven't sadly (sounds like fun), but my neighbor Lance has dressed up like a girl. I remember he was about 10 and he had a blond wig, red pumps, a blue dress, and two pokeball boobs.
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What kind of an artist are you?
I can only do drawings really. I don't do anything else with like paint or clay, water color, none of that. I am starting photography and I think I have a talent in that area. But most of the time I'm just drawing anime or comics and doodles. Pretty damn good ones. I keep hearing people say they're piss-artists....that just sounds disgusting. HeeHee =)
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My boyfriend thinks he knows EVERYTHING. He just tried to tell me sugar doesn't make you gain weight. We argued forever and he came up with all these bs reasons why. Then he tried to tell me a speed bump made his alternator go out. What should I do?
Tell him...YOU made his alternator go out.....that'll show him.
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Can you name an animal name (not breed name) that I might not know?
Galagos?
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Its my birthday give me points (:
Sorry I can only grant points, from my point sack, to the worthy. How to become worthy:
-Ask a good question with no spelling or grammatical errors.
-Give a smart interesting answer.
Oh, and I'm going to have to take that sorry back, and put it back in my 'sorry sack' I'm running out.
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Does anyone else on AB have a bad back?
Considering the majority of people on here are somewhere over thirty, I'm guessing you're not the only one.
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What's a cute nick name for an annoying cat?
Lil' Bastard?
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HOW SHOULD I MAKE A SCRIPT.I ALLREADI HAVE THE IDEEA.
Go to school, learn how to spell. Also learn correct grammar. Then once you've done that, get back to me.
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How many ceiling fans are in your house?
5 1/2...don't ask.
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Is God under attack in the US?
When is he not under attack..really..think about it. That little michevious religious figure needs to stay outta trouble!
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Im thinking of having a tattoo, just how painfull is it, on a scale of 1to 10 say? ive also been through 2 births and lots of operations which i dealt with fine, but this just makes me nervous!!
You've been through two births and you WANT a tattoo?
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I stopped wearing makeup, and now people say I look like a teenager (I'm in my mid-20's).. Advice?
Wait you stopped wearing it and people said you looked like a teenager? Hmm..weird...
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How does a brotha get love from this site?
Was this seriously the first question you asked? "lollercoaster"
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Have you caught your parents having sex and did it scar you for life?
Not exactly that, but I have seen Viagra left on the table in a bag. I guess that counts, but I guess it being implied isn't as bad as actually seeing it.
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DOES ENYONE BELEIVE IN SPIRITS AND WHAT EXPERIENCES HAVE THEY HAD
Ahh, don't shout that question at me please. Caps Lock: Not appropriate all the time.
Also I have indeed, I used to have some pictures but there gone now.
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What does it mean if your boyfriend packs condoms for a trip without you?
This doesn't mean what you think, he could be packing them so his other friends can get laid...no no he's just fucking some other girl. Sorry if that gave you false hope of any kind lol
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You just found out YOU'RE PREGNATE. Your first thoughts would be...
Is 'pregnate' spanish for pregnant or something?
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What would everyone love to find in their stocking on christmas day?
PUPPIES!!!
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A lot of people seem to think being bisexual is better than being homosexual. Is that true and why?
Because if you like men AND women everyone will accept you....wait oh...nevermind.
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Have you ever been sitting in a public place and you think of something so funny you start laughing and everyone looks at you like you're insane?
Yeah, but have you ever tried to explain why you were laughing????
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How do I make a flying broom that someone can ride on?
Find the town witch, pry the broom from her green warty hands, then beat her to death with it. Broom problem solved... =)
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Why do people hate gay guys?
Gay guys are hilarious, always nice to have one with a big group of girl friends. So fun lol..oh and great shopping buddies...
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If I fall asleep in my recliner while having an alcoholic drink is that the same thing as passing out?
No it'll just look that way to other people, soo basically yeah...
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What is the purpose of the monarchy in England (present day requirements)?
To sit in her chair and look like a cute old lady, ever senior's purpose. lol
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Do you enjoy when your boss is caught in a fight?
Yes, very much so. It's pleasing to the eye. lol
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Do you think that the fact that a ranking system exists is good for Answerbag?
Seriously, the ranking system is probably the only thing keeping me here.
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Did anyone know that today is National Wear-Brown-Shoes Day?
Yeah, I've totally got my brown shoes on! I love them they are so pretty and....what the fuck?! Gray????? Damn it!
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What do you remember most about your first bf/gf?
He did drugs...I don't really like remembering him.
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Tell me the best one line to quit a job?
Tell this to your boss: "You, my good sir, are an ass!"
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What do you call a lady with one leg?
Gimpet?
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If you don't have a fireplace, how do explain to your children how Santa gets in?
We've always been told 'he comes in through the crawl space in the wall' but we look there every year for foot prints in the dust. Nothing...we've got some other theories we're gonna test this year.
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Are you pretty?
Your opinion. Feedback?
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Do you think Christmas is gone WAY too commercial?
Does it matter? It's better that way anyway, the religion factor is boring and false...
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What will people do, if there is proof that there is no god
Some religions are already denying scientific facts, why stop then?
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If you could change your first kiss so it was like a scene from a movie, would you?
Strangely it was like a scene from a movie...
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What's in your fridge that really should go?
There is this container with a blue and white substance in it. It looks like a fuzzy eye glass lens cloth. Don't ask me what it was originally. Very disgusting...
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Take your eyes off the computer for a minute, look straight up. Will you tell me what you see?
A Goliath Birdeater, just for some of you who don't know what this is: It is the largest spider on the planet, despite it's name it doesn't eat bir...wait why am I explaining this I gotta FUCKING RUN!!!!
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What don't you like about Biden?
Just that crudely drawn on mustache...click pic to see...
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If you could have a day to do over and over again like on "Groundhog Day" to get things perfect, would you?
Yeah, why not. It would be a toughy choosing though...
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Answerbag has now 666,000 members. What are your thoughts on that?
When I answered this this question only had 6 points, what are YOUR thoughts on that?
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There's a dead man next to a feather. How did he die?
Tickle related death?
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When someone says you're ugly but you know you're attractive, what does that mean?
That means you're pretty concieted then...
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Who would win? A vicious police dog charging, or you carrying a baseball bat.
It all really depends...Now is the bat metal, or wood? And is it autographed by a famous baseball player? These are all serious things needed to know if you want me to answer this question in the best way...
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I used to be an expert in the Miley Cyrus category and I got taken off. WHY?
Answerbag realized how horrible Miley Cyrus is, came to there senses, and removed her as a category all together. Well, I wish, but no someone just stole it from you...
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Is it alright for a hamster to travel in a car? Do they adjust to the movements or do they get sick from the movements of the car?
I've never heard of a hamster vomiting, but it sounds like something I might want to witness. I'm going to need a hamster to see...any sellers?
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "happy hour?"
Middle-aged Drunks...
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Two men enter a bar. They both order identical drinks. One drinks it fast and lives; the other drinks it slow and dies.What happened?
It could very easily be the ice cubes, yes, but a more colorful answer:
The bartender had a grudge against the other man for sleeping with his wife of 5 years. So it was a sick form of revenge.....wait I'm rambling, it was probably just the ice....
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What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
"Why isn't this wall liquid like I thought it was?"
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Everyone is getting older every minute, but why do many people hate or fear getting old?
I hope not, if someone was they would be scared all the time.
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When you were a newbie, did you make sure that you got your own avatar before you started posting?
Yes, I made sure that I had an original name and avatar so the only way you'd be able to tell I was a newbie was through my level.
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Do you feel that Halloween is just a big money making enterprise for merchants? Has anyone decided to stop celebrating this holiday? (Not for religious reasons)
Just because stores are getting more money than usual doesn't mean we should stop celebrating it, in my opinion i think it's themost badass holiday.
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Do you remember candy cigarettes as a kid?
I remember them being around now, they taste like chalk.
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What did God occupy himself with before he created everything?
A piece of string. It's a sad story really, God was best friends with the string and then he lost it...so now we're here.
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If u had a choice what would you have? A wii, Xbox 360, or a PS3
I'd rather have all three...wait I do =] what an amazing discovery...
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Name some things that 'go without saying'?
Well obviously...
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say 'lock'?
Those God damn lockpicks on Oblivion that you always need to have a great supply of, I hate it sooooo!
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What are some colors men should not wear?
I know of one color that no human being should ever be forced to wear, and that color is yellow. The ugliest color I've ever witnessed. Even the word ugly reminds me of that color...
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Have you ever had a bird fly into a window?
No, but surprisingly I've had a bat come in. And thank god I'm not afraid of them because it got pretty close!
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Is a computer useless without the internet?
Well, not really but I'd go crazy with boredom. I mean I lost my internet for three months and my head actually started hurting...I wonder why...
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Are you a "meatatarian"? (You only eat meat?)
Oh god did you get that from that commercial...I hate that thing, but anyway I'm the opposite.
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People have said of shy people, "they will grow out of their shell (shyness) when they are older". Have you grown out of your shell?
Yeah once I got my first boyfriend.
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OK, lets play a game.....how about you put down some song lyrics and I will try to guess the artist. Anyone game?
"Look at me still talking when there's science to do. When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you..."
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Where were you during your first real kiss?
Outside my high school, haha it was raining ^_^
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What do you think of parents who use those child leashes?
I think those people are a little idiotic, and think that having a child would be like having a dog...
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My dad can play guitar like a maniac how bout yours?
Nope, but he can play the drums like one!
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What's the longest crush you've ever had on a person?
Since last year, September 1...I think.
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If your kid said a word that you were not happy with and they responded "Well, it's in the Bible", what would you say to them?
Well, the bible says a lot of things, but not very clearly...
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What will your famous last words be?
Awww, son of a b....
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Hello everybody!
HI DR. NICK!
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Does your ipod have a name?
Rogenheimengloshenburger, or Paco if you don't want to take the time to pronounce the long version...
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How old is miley cyrus
Old enough to not be young enough to die, so lets go get this job done.
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How can you tell that your teacher is gay?
If you ask him if he has any of Madonna's albums and his answer is anything but I've never heard any, you've gotta gay! Or he makes any of these poses then you've gotta gay!
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Have you ever had a stupid troll come through and screw up a perfect record? I had 100% positive feedback for my questions until some troll gave me -5 today.
Oh I think that was me...
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Turn around and look slightly up. What do you see?
A My Chemical Romance band poster on my wall.
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In Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, who dies first?
Ahhh, Romeo...was the poison. Then Juilet used the dagger.
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Is it possible for a merciful God to have pleasure in the misery of His own creation?
Yes, because God doesn't laugh at the simple guy-walks-into-a-bar joke. He needs complex irony and farcical twists that seem inappropriate to you and me. Let's just hope God got his good laugh.
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Is Pluto still a star in Disneyland?
Yeah of course, it's not like he's gonna get replaced. I mean who would replace him Hannah Montana? I don't think she could compare...
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Can you say something a dork would say?
"My mommy says I'm special!" haha total dork lingo...
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Do you like to open your windows and air out your home on warm, sunny days?
Oh yeah, I love the outdoorsy smell it gives the room. It makes my sister jealous, she doesn't have a window in her room xD
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If your house were haunted, what would you do to get rid of the ghosts?
Tell them you're ready for commitment, that'll send 'em running!
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Women - did you feel 'trapped' after getting married? Almost like you no longer had the freedom to do things you lik - like go to yoga classes and spend some time on YOURSELF?
I don't even think I could get that far...for some reason when I'm dating someone and we have a first kiss, it's like after that day I'm no longer interested in them. Then I break up, just because I'm not interested. Each of my relationships has lasted about 2-3 months because of this...
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Do you really resemble your avatar? What quality about you does it represent?
Yep, is that really you? lol jk
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My Boyfriend Is Kinda Annoyn Wut Do I DO...And Keep In Mind I Rele Love HIm!!!!!but He is rele annoyn
Maybe you should learn how to spell and write him a letter...
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What color are your eyes?
Brown at night, Hazel any other time of the day. It has a black ring around the color too.
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How did you meet your lover?
The internet, isn't that silly? :P
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Can a man be a slut?
Yes and they are called Man Whores...
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If there is anyone that has not received a Valentines card, would you like to answer this question?
I will be recieving a $75 diamond neckelace tomorow!!! I don't mean to brag lol
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Does anyone have a crazy sibling?
One many of you may recognize, Talim =P
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What should fat people wear to work?
A MooMoo or they're so fat they work from home...sorry fat people out there :) for embarressing you...or never mind...
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Would a girl think its wierd or odd that i asked a friend for her phone number because i was too nervous?
I've been asked that way many, many times...I didn't really care, but that's just me.
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Crazy situations you wouldn't want to experience again?
Well one scary one is, when I was jumping on a trampolene (sorry spelling) with my friend, I jumped really high and then flew right towards the edge. Then the next thing I knew I was dangling on the edge of the trampolene. What had happened was when I was flying off, both of my legs caught on the edge of the trampolene saving me. My friend was laughing so hard she had trouble pulling me back on...
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Who agrees with me that Drastic wins the awesome Answerbagger trophy?
I totally agree with you! He diserves it...but hopefully soon I will be able to follow in his foot steps, and win it myself :P
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Has anyone ever read the book twilight?
I just bought it literally like yesterday...
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What does the "YKK" on zippers stand for?
Mine says FA weird...
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Will you be voting in this years Presidential election?
I probably wouldn't even vote if I could...I just find it to be pointless...
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I'm talking to this guy on facebook and he really wants me to dump my bf. Everytime i talk to him he somehow brings up that he wants me to dump him. He told me that he can wait till me and my bf break up which makes me angry cuz i dont want to dump my bf.
Tell that guy to Fuck Off...why couldn't you think of that yourself??? It's common sense!
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Why do men who are not that attractive and cheesy hit on decent looking women then get up set when their corny lines don't work and call her a "sl*t", "B*tch", etc etc?
It's just because he didn't get what he wanted...
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Who do you miss the most on AB?
I miss Drastic...where is he?
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My friend Zack is now a Maestro. Would you like to join me in congratulating him for his achievement?
YAY!!! You're lucky you know...I'm still at level 33:( Well congrats anyways :P:P:P
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I was here when you were born and I will be here when you die. Even though I am important to everyone, I can be seen by noone. What am I?
Your soul
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Can you describe how you feel today in one word?
Scrumtrelesint (Watch SNL)
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I once opened a bottle of soda, and when I heard the hissing sound and felt it on my hands, I screamed in terror then said "What was that?!" Then I realized that it was the soda I was opening. Am I stupid?
I remember that, I was there! You do sound pretty stupid. I was talking and all of the sudden you scream, and I go "what?!" And your like "I scared myself with my soda!" That was a stupid day...
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Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add seven to the answer. Is this a good formula for determining the youngest age your partner could be and be appropriate for you to date?
I'm 14, so I'd get 7+7 so that would be 14...yeah that would work cus I wouldn't date anyone younger than me :)
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Do you think Drastic is drastic?
Drastic is awesome cus it ryhmes with Fantastic, I know many people have said this but he still is!!! :P
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Have you heard of the game "triopoly" i have heard of this game but i don't know where to get it?Does anyone know?
I've heard monopoly and triopoly, but where the hell is biopoly?!
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What are your opinions on Cheez-Its?
I likes, them good.
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Who would like to join me in congratulating JennaRae for reaching Level 30?
Thanks Everybody!!! You should really be congradulating yourselfs for helping me getting this far by answering all of my questions!!! THANK YOU ALL!
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Are you still in school? If so what grade are you in?
9th
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How fast are your reflexes ? Share with us your time ! http://www.reflexgame.com/
0.297!!!
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Can you guess what program I have running on my monitor in my profile picture?
My sister and I were trying to figure it out, but we have nooooo idea!
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Who wants to help me with my laundry? Anyone?
I would if I knew how, but you'd have to do your underwear xD
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What doesn't Wal-Mart sell?
Sex toys, oh no they have those in the back xD
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Jesus or Jebus?
Jebus is funnier!
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When my gf is on her period she is real butthead what should i do?
Rub her nose in it????
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Can u post your best animal pic here of ur pets leave there name if you wish
Here's Peanut! Isn't she adorable, she's a little sleepy though :]
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What do atheists believe in?
Let him explain:
Watch the whole thing it's kinda in the end...
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Which Eagles album is your favourite?
I only like that one song "In The City"...awesome...
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What is the worst storm you endured?
This one hurricane a few years ago...After the hurricane my computer and television mysteriously broke and wouldn't turn on at all, what do you think happened?
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Do you ever wish you had a different eye color? Which color?
This color:
Not just blue, but very, very blue!
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Whats the worst part about a breakup?
Telling the person...
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Why was a funny show like Futurama canceled?
Because the world is cruel...
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Do you believe in the sentence, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"?
No because the thing that didn't kill you probably is going to come back in a year or two, to finish the job...
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What is the film 1408 based on?
A book by Stephen King...called 1408...duh...
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How do you let out your craziness?
I go on AB and act crazy on there :P
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Qualified Mechanic or...Answerbag!?
Answerbag...definently;)
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Why do girls like the idea of having a gay guy as a best friend?
Because gay guys are hilarious, and girls can relate to them more!!
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What does your shirt say right now?
Cocktail Hour...
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Who is the ABer that understands you the most?
Drastic he's an awesome AB friend :P:):P:)
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If you had a chance to talk to your ex one more time what would you say?
You are a fucking asshole, and I hope you have fun with that slut Becca...seriously I would say that...no remorse...
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Can you please post a bigger version of your avatar, so we can actually see it?
Me....
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Do you have any scars from a burn?
Yeah it's a rug burn on my hand, it's been there for like 2 years...
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Does your mall have kiosks?
Yeah, they've got those people who come up to you and ask you to try on perfume or something! And I pass them without saying anything...it makes me feel horrible for ignoring them!!
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When does air become less dense and rise?
When it's heated...duh...
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Bang your head on the keyboard. What letters show? For me (pause as i bang my head on the keyboard)
ghbnghtyb
bvgcbhbgv
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Is viewing a birth of a child gross? What does it look like.
Watch the movie Knocked Up and you'll see what it looks like, it actually took me by surprise!!!
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Have you ever dated someone that you were embarrassed to be seen with?
I just dumped a guy that was like that!!!
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In your own words, what is a "womanizer"?
Definition of a Womanizer:
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My Chemical Romance have saved my life a few times and I'm totally in love with them, especially Gerard!!! Does anybody else share my complete obsession?
MEEE!!!!
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What is something that you wish you had more of?
Happieness....:Pjk
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What is the worst thing someone can do after inviting you over?
Lock the door and yell "LET'S WRESTLE!!!"
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Have you ever liked a cover version of a song better than the original? which?
Holy Diver...redon by Killswitch Engage.
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Is the jar of dirt going to help?
It will help me bury this pedestrian I ran over...gimmie it!!!
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What's your birthstone color?
Light green...awesome:P
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What do you have on your coffee table right now?
Some drink bottles, a lamp, and a big list of my 100 questions I'm going to ask on AB...
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What is your number?
911
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Do you like sheep?
They make you sleepy...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wow I'm a dork...
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It's already 3pm and I'm still in bed. It's my day off and I'm not doing much so far. Can you give me a good reason to not stay here?
I did that same thing today!!!
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The incredibly GORGEOUS and intelligent Drastic has reached the level of sage!! Would you like to help me congratulate him??? Thank you :o)
Man I was gonna ask this! But I couldn't I wasn't online...:(...anyway Congrats!!! <3
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I dont know how to approach my mum about shaving. It's embarrassing! Any advice?
How old are you anyway?
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When were you the ugliest?
When I cut my hair really short in like 3rd grade...ewww
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I'm a newbe here, just 3 days old and I just got my first negitive ratings. Somehow, this makes me feel more welcome then all the +'s. Do you think I have "Issues" , or is this normal?
It seems like you like bad news :P
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What is your favorite game of all time?
I don't always have a favorite game, usaully it's the one game I'm working on. I've playing a lot of Rockstar games lately...
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What gets real old, real fast?
The same come back being said over and over again, no matter how funny it is!
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What is the longest time you have ever spent driving on a trip?
Eight hours for two days. On my way to Georgia!
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Brown hair, or blond?
Brunettes all the way!
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Do you think Ok Go the band is underrated?
They really only have one song. I think it's a little rediculous how popular that song is!
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What's inside Pandora's Box?
The strength to defeat the god Aries!
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Why does everyone only talk about Christmas, can't they easily say "Holidays"? Because I find it offensive honestly.
CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS TIME THE BEST TIME OF YEAR! LOL...I'm a bitch...lol. But seriously get over it!
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What decade were you born in?
Early '90s and I don't remember a thing! LOL jk
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Do you like to eat lunch alone or do you prefer company?
The only reason I don't eat lunch with people in my high school, is because I have to do homework the whole time...
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If you were being mugged by a midgit, how would you defend yourself?
I would push him out of the way and keep walking...duh...
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Who likes the ps3 the most? out of xbox 360, ps3, wii?
I like xbox360 then PS3 and then Wii...but PS3 definently has the best commercial:
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Do you visit Youtube daily?
I was just on looking at the video My New Haircut...you should totally watch it. It's hilarious!
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Who is your favourite comedian?
Dane Cook! LOL
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Do you enjoy your level or rank?
Yeah, I just reached Expert today! SWEETNESS!!!
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What are one or more things that distract you no matter what?
People that just stare at me....
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I love weed!?
Have fun dying slowly?
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Who in the heck is trolling Retroglide's questions? Twelve -4s and two -3s in the past seventeen minutes. How creepy is that?
It was probably the same person Trolling me to weeks ago!!!
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Would you like to add me on MySpace?
Ok, url?
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Have you ever played Diner Dash?
Oh, my god! I love that game...do you know any sites where I could download the whole game for free?
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Have you ever gotten detention at school?
I've been suspended twice in eighth grade...same month too!
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Have you ever been rejected by your crush?
I've never told any of my crushes I liked them...nooo way!
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What would Brian Boitano do?
Here's what he would do:
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Has Dr. Phil's doctor license ever been revoked?
What license?
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What did coca-cola have in it during the 1960s?
Cocaine...that's what I heard...seriously!
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What is your first reaction when someone you know leans over to you and says 'can you keep a secret'?
I would say "I like to whishper too, but sometimes I don't know what to whisper so I just make whispering noises." :P
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If you could give all those new answerbag members 1 piece of advice .. what would you tell them?
Don't be an asshole on your first day, wait until you gain some levels...
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How soon after christmas will you take down your decorations?
There is a family in my neighborhood who has taken down their Christmas lights in 3 years...
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Do any new members need a tour of answerbag?
No, they do not need help. They don't need help because they need to figure it out on their own, or they will never do great on AB!
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Who is the singing group in the freecreditreport.com commercials?
Just some weird guys playing guitar and singing on the street...no band in particular...:P
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If you could choose only one of five senses (sight, smell, hearing, touch and taste) to live with for the rest of your life, which of course would be bionic which would you pick?
I would keep speech...
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Would you approach a policeman if need be?
The only reason that I would approach a policeman would be to ask him for a piggyback ride :P
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Are you watching any Thanksgiving weekend marathons?
I just watched a whole marathon of Drawn Together...wow it was amazing...lol
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Why does my wife like black guys?
Why don't you like them?
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Does anybody else here eat spoonfulls of whipped cream? Or am I weird?
Do you do this regularly?? :P
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Are you a teenager?
Mee! I'm 14!
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Is it weird to have a foot fetish?
.........
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Why is exercise so important?
It keeps you from being fat!
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Is there really something fishy about someone reaching Level 60 in just one month?
It's really fishy how you raise your levels so fast...jkjk :P
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Which German festival is associated with beer?
Oktoberfest!!! WHOOO! No just kidding I've never been to that, but I know lots about it :P
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During my most recent trips to Victoria's Secret, male clerks have been working in the fragrance area or at the cashier. How do you feel about men working at a store that only sells items for women?
Usually those guys are gay...
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Who would win in humor contest ME ^_^ or you?
Me, there is noo way you can out funny me!
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Today is Thanksgiving in the good 'ol USA, who here, American or not, wants to wish all Americans a great holiday? I know I do!
Ya, same to you too!!! :P
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What are some other words for thanksgiving? Besides Turkey Day?
Kill a big bird and cook it than eat it for a family dinner...day...:P
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Which is the most "Family" oriented holiday - Thanksgiving, Christmas, or New Years?
Christmas, then Thanksgiving. New Years is the time you want to party and stuff, I don't think you'd want family around...:P
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What would be your reply to someone who asked you what your major malfunction was?
I'm not malfunctioning because I am not a robot!
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Do you have anything in your lap right now?
My 9 year old Jack Russel Terrier named Peanut...sorry if the picture is fuzzy...
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Are you coming on Answerbag Tommorow? For those Of you who Live in the US. And it's Thanksgiving will you still be on here?
You will definently find Jenna on here...and yes I'm speaking in third person...:P Jenna will be here to ask more and more questions tommorow!
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What is your height?
5'2" is that too short for a 14 year old???
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Help! i just fed my pet wolf a lot of chocolate and he doesn't seem too well...
You just fed a wolf chocolate? First of all, why do you have a pet wolf? And second, why would you feed any animal chocolate?!
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Do you like ACDC?
You forgot the lightning bolt!
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Kids how long are you getting off for Thanksgiving?
5 day weekend starting tommorow!
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Who's your crush or boyfriends/girlfriends first name?Decribe him/her to me don't worry I won't know that person.
Greg Whitelock....I'm not good at describing people...
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Being attacked by vicious animals is usually not funny, but what animal might you initially laugh at if you saw it attack somebody?
A platipuss...sorry about spelling :P
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I can't believe my friend didn't know where ham came from? Do you know?
Take your friend to a pig farm, bring a ham with you. Take a pig, cut its ass off and put the ham next to the pigs ass. Show him the resemblace...
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Could someone sue you for giving them the Flu?
No, because they would never really be sure that the person gave them the flu. Also even if they did they couldn't help it. And seriously who is that much of an asshole to even sue someone for that reason?!
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If i french kiss a rabid wolf will i get rabies?
You'd probably be dead...
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Has anyone on answerbag ever been in a REAL BAD CAR ACCIDENT?
I saved my mom and me from getting in a real bad crash. We were driving down the road and there was a crossroad with no light just stop signs. My mom was on her cell phone and then she started to move and then this big white SUV speeds through and I screamed "mom!" She stopped right before we were hit.
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I'm 13 does that mean I'm still a child or does that mean I'm a young adult?
I say aging goes like this: 1-2 baby 3-5 toddler 6-12 kid 13-17 teenager 18-21 young adult 22-39 adult 40-59 middle aged 60+ elder...
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What are you looking forward to for 2day?
Going to see Dan In Real Life with my boyfriend, and then going to see all of my middle school friends at a party. Fun, eh? :P
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Will you share your myspace URL with me?
http://www.myspace.com/pvt_tucker
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What does NOT taste good wrapped in bacon?
Anything...
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Will you accept my apology?
What are you apologizing for? Did you steal the cookie from the cookie jar?!
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Whats the best song you've heard this week?
Throwin' Down by Psychostick, look it up it's hilarious...
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What language does Ling-Ling speak on the TV show "Drawn Together"?
I heard in an interview with Abby McBride that she said she used to do a Japanese and a Drunk guy voice for her friends. Then she said she put the two together to get Ling-Ling.
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I haven't eatin in days. I have a jar of toe nails, a troll and a jar of snot, what should I eat first?
Ewwww...I don't even want to answer...
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A middle school in the u.s is banning children from giving eachother hugs. Meanwhile we were applauded for doing this in kindergarden-b/c hugs are like sharing your toys-an essential in life lol. So why ban hugs. What do u think about the hug banning?
I heard about this, but they were talking about high school. They were saying kissing, hugging, holding hands, or even talking shouldn't be done in the halls because it causes "traffic jams". I think that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life! Anybody agree?
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Is that cool to be a teenager?
It's way better than being middle aged or an old man/woman...
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What are peoples views on myspace?
I love my myspace, but I hate the people who say that is dangerous. The only reason people get killed or raped from being on myspace is because they give out their information. And if you're dumb enough to give out your info you really deserve to die...
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How often do you curse?
All the time, I get it from my siblings :P
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McDonald's or Wendy's? or neither?
Wendy's nooo doubt about it!
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Can pets have mental problems?
I've heard that if a dog just stares at you and doesn't even move a muscle or even blink that it proves that it's insane...
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Are ghost real or is it just overactive imagination?
IDK...
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Why do the english drive on the wrong hand side of the road?
The English would probably ask you the same question...
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What are your thoughts on jealous people?
Let me rephrase that question for you: What do you think about people?
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Do you like the butterflies you get when you like someone?
Yes, I love that feeling. For some reason I get that feeling when I see a really cute couple in the hallways at my high school...
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Do you remember what age you were when you had you first girfriend/boyfriend? Do you remember their name?
My first one was named Josh he was very cute and had black hair which I love. But 3 years ago he moved away :( I didn't get a boyfriend until literally 10:00 tonight. It was awesome! His name is Greg :P
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What ringtone do you have on your cell phone right now?
"One Love" by Aiden...
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If you had to, How would u get a guy/girl to stop liking you?
Tell them you have herpes...
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Who came up with "your mom" jokes?
Your mom...
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Women: Do you wear your bra at night when you go to bed? My sister and I both do and our mother says it is weird. Is it weird?
My mom says it's weird to put kechup on chicken nuggets sooo, I don't think moms are always right...
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Would hillary clinten make a good president?
There would be a 5 day war every month...
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I am Doctor Doe, what is your emergency?
My main problem is how dumb this question is. I'm worrying about the lowering intelligence in the world. How can we resolve this?
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Do you just answer questions off the home page or do you search for questions?
Yeah, I never go to really old questions...I usually don't get points for answering old questions....
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What sounds better? "...you knew?" or "...you have known?" Why?
you knew...no doubt about it...
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My rabbits (which are female and male) are in the same cage together. When my male stood by my female, she made a squeaky sound. What does this mean?
I was the female swooning...
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What words can you not say properly?
I can't think of a word myself, but people from New York can't say herpes or tuberculosis.
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What are you doing right now besides being on answerbag?
Eating some fucking Doritos. Live free! Snack strong!
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Does the janitor from scrubs have a name on the show?
No his name is just Janitor. But he gave himself a name at his son's career day:
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What is the nickname of Fresno, California?
K-fed City!
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I have 2 arms 2 legs and a brain. What I'm I?
Not a man that's for sure...I'm just kidding, I'm not one of those I hate men women :)
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Why do I wake up in a grumpy mood?
Because the morning felches...
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What is your opinion about joining the military?
It's fine with me if people are in to that kind of thing they can make their own choices. But for me the military just isn't my thing. First of all, I really can't stand being told what to do. I think that is the number one reason why I could never ever join...
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Are u a nice drunk or a nasty drunk
You forgot another catogory of drunk. A funny dunk...
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Are all religions a cult?
I don't think anyone in a cult ever admitts they are in one...Whenever you tell them that they just say "It's not a cult!"
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If you just fell down the stairs what would be the first words out your mouth be?
How the fuck does this shit happen??! How?!
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Are you the most peaceful famong the AB members?
Haha famong....how'd you magage to make that mistake? Hmmm....I guess that answers your question, I'm not a peaceful person, I'm kind of a jerk...but admittance is the first step to recovery....
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If Hitler were still alive, where would he be?
He would be on t.v. with his own talk show called "Hitler."
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Would you please post the most hilarious picture you have?
Kids Love Animals!!
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What candy did you pass out tonight for Halloween?
Twix totally...
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What do you like to eat when watching movies at home?
Doesn't everyone??
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Who else loved playing Red Rover as a kid?
It hurt my arms. A lot! lol
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Why eat peas when you can eat cheese?
Why eat either?
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Are there any nationalities other than Irish, English & Italian that are known for anything, whether it's true or not? The ones I've heard are Italians are loyal, the Irish drink & my people apparently have dry humor
Asians: Good at math, skinny, active, and bad drivers...
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I'm a teen & selling drugs is the only way for me to make money. What will you say to convince me NOT to sell drugs?
I would say this question is totally fake and your asking it for attention...
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If you could make up a completely new curse word, what would it be?
Meekrob
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Does the AB points fairy visit you while you're asleep? :)
Yeah she leveled me up to level 11 Wiz last night!
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Have you often found yourself wanting to steal a cabbage, just for the sexual pleasure of it?
How do you get sexual pleasure from a cabbage?
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Where were you when you first saw the TV video of the aircraft ramming into the twin towers on 911?
I was in school, in the third grade, and we all went home early to be with our families...
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What is a freak on a leash?
It is a song by Korn...
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Can what I eat or don't eat cause hair loss? What vitamins/minerals do I need to get my hair back to normal?
If you dirnk enough Pepperment Schnops your hair will fall out in clumps...
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I am bringing my puppy Bubbles to live with me in my new home, would anyone like to join me in celebrating his arrival?
Boosh for Bubbles...
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If you had a Hotline, what would you name it?
Sultry Suicide Hotline: We'll do anything to keep you alive. ANYTHING!
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This is sick, but I was told once that if a girl puts their blood from their period in chili or some food and gives it to a guy, that guy will fall in love with them. They supposedly do this in Louisiana?
That would be some nasty chili...
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What is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
It is seriously the fear of long words you know...
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What does NOT taste good wrapped in bacon?
Everything...
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How old would you be if you didn't know your age?
I would look at myself in a mirror and make an estimation of how old I look.
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Although Hitler is dead, how does he still "live"?
He lives in history books and telivision documentories...
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What kind of ant can count?
Killer radioactive super ants. It's a way better answer than an accountant...
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Did they all laugh when Eddison recorded sound?
I think everyone laughed at every inventors' ideas...
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When is it appropriate for authorities to call off a search for a missing person?
When they have been missing for a life time...
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How much of global warming is due to direct production of heat? eg ovens, toasters, even cars give off alot of heat, generators, motors, hot water systems ... What about heat generated by the human body, other animals?
This is the only thing you ever need to know about global warming.
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What is the best brand of bagless vaccuum cleaners
Hoover Vacuums: They really suck...
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Close your eyes. Count 1 to 10. Write the first thing that comes to your mind. Mine is food..some of my country's dish. yummy!
Swinglee...?
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Are potatos nothing but nonsense?
I just think they're neat...
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I AM SO HOT! what can i do to cool down? help me!
Can you say menopause?
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Im 14 I met a guy on the internet back in April and Iast week I went to meet him at his hotel room and he turned out to be 22 not 14 as claimed and he trapped me and he raped and sodomized me and then threw me out. i am so scared that i want to cry help!
You are an idiot that's all that I have to say. And this probably didn't happen you are just making up the question for attention...
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What's a cool/tough name for a vicious or strong dog?
The Bitch Biter...
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What happens to people after death?
If your good you go to this magical place called heaven where all your dreams come true...haha...no I'm just kidding you just rot in the ground.
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Why am i so fat?
Here's a way that you can become more skinny. PUT DOWN THE FORK! FACE!!!
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Does anyone else draw lightning bolts on their shoes so they can get everywhere faster?
Is this question a reaction from the weed or something?
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So Dumbledore is gay. Who saw that coming?
Well when I watch the movies I will never be able to look at him the same way again...
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Do they make anti-depressants for teenagers?
No, why do you think so many teenagers are dying????
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Why aren't walnuts as common in chocolate as other nuts?
Choking hazard...
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As a teen Have you ever gone pool hopping through your neighborhood?
Our house is the only one with a pool in our neighborhood...
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Does smoking marijuana cause acne?
No, but I've heard that it may cause horrible death.
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I need 8 more points to reach level 2......please help me :)
Uh, this quetion is probably gonna get deleted. But I'll help while it's still on!
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Have you ever been to a party that got raided by the police?
Yes, it was my friend's 14 birthday party, she invited our whole class. We play this game called Nocturnal Recall in the graveyard by her house every time she has a birthday. Anyway, when we were playing two of the boys in our class banged on a fence next to someone's house and woke the people up and then they called the cops. Then a bunch of policemen come and start cuffing my...
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Anyone going anywhere haunted this year?
I was going to go to a haunted house but it was demolished last year to make way for a corn field. But if I were a ghost I wouldn't say boo; I would say boosh...
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Is there anything you find you have to look really closely at?
Help!Im!Stuck's! avatar so I can tell that is not a tounge it's a strawberry! :P
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Why are KFC's chicken breasts so big?
The chicken had some pretty big boobs!
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Can you describe yourself in one word?
Srumtrelesint...
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Is it possible to reach level 46 in just one month or do you think people cheat to do this?????? Cause i think someone's been bad........OPINIONS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think it is possible to cheat on here. If it is you have to be a good hacker...
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A garbageman from my area was suspended for putting nooses on his truck for Halloween decorations. Critics claimed this is a racism issue and got him suspended. The garbageman claims they were just cheap and easy to get to stay on. What do you think?
How was that being racist???
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Is it wrong for me wanting to have a camel toe
That is nasty you like fat with sweat pants?! sick...
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What has Richard Simmons taught you?
To hate Richard Simmons.
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What makes people bitter?
You...
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Am I the only one who doesn't care about Harry Potter at all?
No, my brother doesn't care for it. He accually made this Harry Potter porno thing that makes fun of it.
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Wouldn't it truly wonderful if we DID have all 'the right' answers?
No! Because when you get things right it wouldn't be exciting. Also things would change when we say them because everything we say would have to be right.
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If your closest best friend accidentally killed someone and tried to hide it, would you help them?
Well I would tell them that they're crazy, just kidding. That would be rude.
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Why can't I date my best friend's little sister? There seems to be an unspoken rule that I don't know about.
Well it's ok to, but I wouldn't recommend it. It would make things very awkward between you and your friend.
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What would you like to give to your boss on October 16th, National Bosses Day?
A nice middle finger in the face!
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Are there any expressions or sayings that you question, or just flat out don't like?
I hate when people say "tough" because it bothers me that they don't even listen to me they just are like life isn't fair it sucks...
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What is something besides love and happiness that money cannot buy?
The ability to create mythical creatures.
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What is a good way to make Monday's not so awful?
Call in sick...
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Who took my stapler?
Bill Lumbergh.
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What's the most lethal weapon you can think of? (It can be fake, real, sci-fi, alienated, whatever)...
A polar bear scorpion monster that only listens to my commands!
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Do all schools have columbus day off(highschool and colleges) ? ........
I go to highschool. And I don't have off...
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What is your favorite punk rock band?
Aiden
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What's the best chuck norris joke?
Under Chuck Norris' beard there isn't a chin, just another fist.
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Blue ink or Black inked Pens?
Black especaily thos pens that are very inky.
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What's your top 3 favorite actors of all-time?
Jared Padalecki
Jared Leto
uhhh, I can't think of a third....
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In a fight between the marvel characters Wolverine (XMEN) , and Venom (SPIDERMAN) who would come out on top? my personal belief is Wolverine. what do you think?
Well Wolverine does have an advantidge on Venom because Wolverine has the claws that can cut Venom's many tentacles and maybe even his tounge so I think that Wolverine would probably come out on top.
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How can I become a professional poker player?
Get black shaded sunglasses that are secretly X-ray glasses and tell the people your playing with they're perscription glasses...
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Women, what do you find least attractive in men that isn't a physical trait?
No sense of humor...
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What is the most addictive snack food?
Doritos!!! OH MY GOD DORITOS!
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If you were left on a deserted island with a stranger for a year, what is the one quality you would hope that person would not have?
Probably I would hope that he/she wouldn't be insane or go insane...
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What will you probably be doing in 12 hours from now?
Sleeping or maybe getting ready for school...
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What's your idea of hell?
This is what I think it's like...
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What is your favorite song from High School Musical 2?
That movie fucking sucks! How old are you anyway? If you are over ten, grow up...
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What is your favorite song from High School Musical 2?
That movie fucking sucks! How old are you anyway? If you are over ten, grow up...
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Does anyone have a recipie for pickled bananas?
I hate you....
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What is the best picture you have ever taken (picture if you have it)?
(.)(.)
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Do you shop at Old Navy?
No Old Navy shops in your ass, and that's where it get's the clothes it sells.
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Did you grow up to be what you wanted when you were a kid?
A good speller. Too bad you didn't want to be that...
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What can stun growth? besides drugs and im serious, i need to know
An anti growth sirum.
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How many times have you had hot dinners?
I don't know? How many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life? That's right you don't know! Ha!
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How do I ask a you question?
You just did...
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I'm doing shrumes, but I just want to know, is 4 grams too much to do the first time?
You'll die!
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I have do a report on a body system for Science. I can pick the skeletal, excretory, respiratory, circulatory or the respiratory. Which one would you do and why?
Skeletal, it's less gooey and less organy...
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Jennaro...i got the ramrod thing..."you didnt say it" is just another line he says. followup: isnt it funny/retarded that there are little punks on this site that like to decide which questions are worthy or not?
Yes, yes it is....
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Why do we inch?
Did you mean itch?
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Hey, can we outright curse here because I'm about to blow.
Your avatar looks like its about to blow...
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Do you think pickles are fantastic? Or not so much?
Now I like pickles, but they better not be the new AB joke like bacon and bananas. Because I'll just go insane and I will have to kill these people starting these trends!
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What do you think of "Uggs" and "Crocs"? I think that the people who came up with these fashion disasters should be dragged out into the street and shot. Twice.
Yes, I agree. Uggs is short for ugly and crocs just look like they're for retards...The designers and the people who wear these shoes should all be shot twice...
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Why do cows moo? and why do they moo at night?
That's the time they get to do they're business...you know what I'm talking about "bow chicka bow wow" haha, no I'm just kidding that's nasty....
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What is the big deal with some ABers about questions typed in UPPER CASE?
I haven't really seen any upper case questions. You better lay of the drugs....
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Is there a song that still gives you the chills, or brings a tear to your eye, every time you hear it?
Smother Me and Light In A Tunnel by The Used. Very very nice songs...
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If all I told you was that I owned a BMW, what would your first assumption be about me?
You would be a spoiled rich guy, just kidding.
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What do men think of women who don't shave their legs or arm pits?
This question was literally asked like 30 minutes ago...sorry I'm bustin' chops today...
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How do i teach my cat not to get on any of our furniture?
Hit it with a fish when it get's on a chair and wait five minutes, if it doesn't get back on the chair give it the fish as a reward.
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MY CAT SEEMS TO CHASE THINGS THAT ARE NOT THERE AND PUFFS UP LIKE HE IS SCARED,IS THAT NORMAL?
He's seeing dead people!
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What do men think of women who don't shave their legs or arm pits?
-French-
I also think that MrBLT needs a new job gave an idiotic answer...
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Is it true that the more you complain the longer God lets you live?
The only reason God doesn't kill us were we stand when we complain is that when we complain we give him new ideas for the world that he's going to create after he blows us to shit. So by all means complain, people may say that your an asshole for complaining, but when they get to live there full healthy lifes they will thank you.
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I swear I saw a duck fly past me while I was out playing golf, and it had a ducklng on its back. Is this at all possible or was I just seeing things?
It was flying to it's home to offer its child as a sacrifice to the badger guarding it's home...
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I'm 15, how do I get a girlfriend?
Strap on a master cylinder, head to the mall, and celebrate yourself. 50% of the time, it works every time...
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Do a lot of questions on AB make you roll your eyes?
Stupid ones about gay relationships people need help with...
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Who wants to come and do my housework for me so I can keep answering questions on AB?
I would come to your house and tell you to get back to work you bumsnagging republican...
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What don't you know?
What a homeopathic is...
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If zombies are already dead, how is it that they get killed again? Does that make them re-dead-ed?
Ok, the thing with zombies is that they are people who's brains didn't completely die they just decomposed some. The bodies died but the brains are still living. That is why you can only kill a zombie if you remove the head or damage it beyond repair.
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What would your celebrity bacon name be? I think I'd be James Gandolbaconfini.
Kevin Bacon, even though I'm a girl. Another question, what's with all the bacon questions?
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Given a "crab's eye view" what do you see?
I would see a boiling pot... :o
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Pork or beef barbecue?
I wouldn't want to eat this a dead cow or pig, that's sick...
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If you looked up to the sky and saw a Batman type signal, but instead of a bat, it was a piece of bacon, what would you do?
I would be wondering why there was a piece of bacon in the sky...
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What do you enjoy most about your pets?
My dog, is sooo chuby, and cute :P those are my favorite things about her.
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What Color Is Your Living Room Walls?
White boring and plain white.
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Do you believe in something that may not be real? ESP, UFO, Ghosts.....
Yes I believe in ghost and I've got a photo to prove it. This is a picture of my friend he was in Mexico on vacation, and he and his friends found a haunted house and stayed in there for the night.
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s121/Jennaro1993/gerry.jpg" border="0"...
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Do you prefer hand dryers or paper towels in public restrooms?
A paper towl because the air dryers never get your hands completely dry....
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How long are rabbits in labour 4?
In about a split second, then its pregnant again.
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What is a really funny joke that you know?
Once there was a jogger jogging to the store to get groceries. As he was jogging he bumped into another jogger. He excused himself, and continued jogging. He checked to see if he had his wallet just in case it wasn't a pit pocket. He noticed it wasn't there, and he started to chase the other jogger. He tackled him and screamed "Give me the wallet!" And the man gave him the...
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Look at your pet. What is it thinking?
It's late, I'm tired, and why do you have your foot in my face when I'm trying to sleep!?
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What did your grandfather do for a living? Mine- Real Estate Agent
A cop...
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I want to cook a pretzel in the microwave, but I'm a bit too lazy to go upstairs and grab a plate, can kleenex be placed in the microwave to at least substitute a plate?
Well first of all you are freakishly lazy! Just kidding. And second of all it would definently stick to your pretzel then you'd be eating a nasty paper towel pretzel.
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Which is more scarier to see? A ghost or a dead body?
Well it depends for both. If it is a dead body you saw die or found, or one at a funeral. And for a ghost it depends if it a vengeful spirit of someone you don't know, or its someone you once knew that is at peace.
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Everyone tells me a video clip of my infant son is so funny, I should send it in to America's Funniest Home Videos. Do you watch the show, and if you do, do you think the funniest videos always win?
Yes I sometimes watch it when its on t.v. Also I do not think the funniest videos win, most of the time its the weird ones that I don't get.
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Tonight we have a full moon, do you believe some people's moods are affected by a full moon?
It can change people's moods because it is a very mysterious thing. You stare at it, but you can not reach it. It makes people wonder what else cound be out there...
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How is it possible that a "new" question with no answers yet already has 7 points!?!? What am I missing here?
I guess some people just reward people for writing a sentence.
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If you could create a Patronus charm (like in Harry Potter) what animal would it be?
I would be a wolf because they're graceful and mysterious...
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Since I started talking to American people on Answerbag and IM, my grammar/vocabulary use is changing. Have you noticed a similar thing happening to you?
Yes it has changed a lot. I've heard people talk like they do online. Once instead of laughing, my friend said lol.
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Do you think that it's impossible to enjoy life without a good sense of humor?
If I couldn't laugh I would probably be a very boring person. I bet I would have less friends...it would be a very sad life.
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Doesn't answerbag make you feel better when you're down and out?
Well sometimes it makes me feel a little stupid because everyone on here is way older than me, and I'm only a level 5.
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Do you sing along with the radio when you are by yourself?
Yes, I only sing alone and when something good is on...
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Do you belive ghosts exist, i mean theirs been things seen for centurys, and their have been some weird stuff. i just want some input on what others think?
Yes, I believe they exist. I've seen some pictures and videos that can not be explained.
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What flavor do you prefer: sweet, sour, or salty?
I like sweet the best. Sour, but I can't eat something sour for too long. And salty is kinda nasty and makes people's lips chappy.
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For some odd reason i am staying up all night and sleeping almost all day. what can i do to resolve this delima?
That happened to me for a whole week. It just wears off and you just run out of the adrenaline keeping you awake.
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Ladies: Chocolate or flowers?
Flowers!!! Because I love red roses!!!
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What is the best free online role playing game?
Habbo Hotel
www.habbohotel.com
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Juice or lemonade?
Lemonade
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If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?
Yagoog!!!
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Would you name something that does not have life?
Yeah, I named my ipod Paco. I have no idea why, but I love it!!!
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Why aren't gerard way and bert mccracken friends?
I've heard two different stories as to why they aren't friends anymore...The first is because Gerard wanted to get sober, and Bert got mad because he was losing his party buddy...And the other story I've heard was that Gerard was angry at the fact The Used put "Under Pressure" as a bonus track on "In Love And Death" because it was a song in which the proceeds...
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I just found a hair in my "cawfee"! *gag* What is the weirdest thing you have found in your food?
Well, I didn't find it, but my friend did. One day, while in the school caffiteria, my friend bought chocolate milk. The kind in the small 1 pint carton. And she opened it put a straw in it and started to drink it. A minute later she was complaining on how there was no more milk coming through the straw, but there was still milk in the carton. Then she took out the straw and there was a...
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What characteristics don't you like in others?
If they are just sitting there and you are annoyed by them...
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If you could change the name of the planet earth, what would you name it?
Bleen
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When you tell someone they were in your dream why do they automatically think SEX?
No, they usually say, "oh, shit did I die in your dream again?"
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What are some of the best ways to complete the statement "I was so dumb when..."?
...I was a baby...
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What is the first word that comes to your mind?
Kidney Land...?
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Is it "normal", or is it bad, for a child to be spanked without their pants on (but with their underwear)?
Well I think spanking is just an excuse for a sick perverted parent to touch their child's butt...
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My dog is making whimpering noises and kicking her legs a little while she's sleeping--what do you think she's dreaming about?
Kill all humans...
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My boyfriend is really nice to me, but he is boring. what should i do?
Give him silly a hat to wear...
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How can I get my toddler to stop hitting me? She does it not only when she's angry or frustrated, but also when she's playing. She thinks it's hilarious, but it really hurts! What shoud I do?
Hit back...clock that bitch!
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Does anyone else think its weird in the "Fairly Odd Parents" that TImmy can ride a bike even though his feet don't reach the pedtals?
They stretch out a little more when he's actually riding, but when he stops they go back to normal.
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When was the last time you drastically changed your hair? (color, style, length...)
I got my hair cut and styled two days ago actually. I would never get highlights, its too fake to me...
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Do you think it is right to force a child to sit there and finish everything on their plate?
They are only aloud to leave if there stomach is imploding...
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Which is better overall, Mac or PC?
Didn't you know? All Mac users go to hell.
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Where are you in the world? and What time is it on your side?
10:36pm
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Have you ever cried so hard that your whole body hurt?
Yeah, but my whole body hurt because I fell off my skateboard.
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If you had name your child after an object, what would it be?
Placemat
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..do you think its possible, to really fall in love with someone you meet online?
Yes because I met a couple that met on WOW and a woman was stuck in a cave trapped by a big monster and the guy came and saved her. They have been married ever since. Just so you know the woman was 200lbs and the man was asian.
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Should cruise ships install security cameras?
Yeah they do, because who knows what people are stealing from the rooms!
Also they can watch for icebergs, so we don't have to go through that mess again.
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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?
What were you thinking when you made man?
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