Answerbag: Flapdoodle's answers

Answer to Strange virus that puts brackets with comments after the words sex, but, dick, long etc. I've run ad-aware, avg etc. but its not going, what should i do?!? (see pics inside)

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:29:29 -0700

Strange virus that puts brackets with comments after the words sex, but, dick, long etc. I've run ad-aware, avg etc. but its not going, what should i do?!? (see pics inside)

I searched for the word "sex" on google and this is the result!! look at all the brackets after the word "sex".

Answer to Why do (some) Americans refer to their country as the "Greatest country in the world"? (Just curious) =]

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:47:55 -0700

Why do (some) Americans refer to their country as the "Greatest country in the world"? (Just curious) =]

Because it is... if you're ignorant and stupid.

Answer to Who makes the 'worst' pizza in your area?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:42:04 -0700

Who makes the 'worst' pizza in your area?

Domino's... they have a peculiar taste about their pizzas which i dont like...

Answer to Can you manage a whole 12" pizza to yourself?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:40:37 -0700

Can you manage a whole 12" pizza to yourself?

Of course!! I've eaten two of those in one day. I'm a crazy pizza muncher.

Answer to What is your favorite type of pizza?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:36:19 -0700

What is your favorite type of pizza?

EXTRA cheese, mushrooms, corn, black olives... mmmm (i'm a sexy vegetarian)

Answer to Why do people love pizza?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:34:07 -0700

Why do people love pizza?

Tasty and simple to eat and it has CHEEZ!!!

Answer to Do any of your local pizza places have different flavors of crust?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:33:05 -0700

Do any of your local pizza places have different flavors of crust?

Yea Whole wheat and pizzas with Chinese flavors. OMG I'm feeling hungry now!

Answer to Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa Johns, or Little Caesars?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:30:26 -0700

Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa Johns, or Little Caesars?

Pizza Hut

Answer to I dont like pizza dose anyone else feel the same?People call me crazy because i dont eat pizza.

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:27:47 -0700

I dont like pizza dose anyone else feel the same?People call me crazy because i dont eat pizza.

I love Pizza.. and anyone who hates it needs to eat a good pizza.

Answer to 2 years ago, I was 5'11 at age 19. Now, I'm 21 and have grown to 6'4.'' Is this abnormal for a guy to grow like this?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:23:43 -0700

2 years ago, I was 5'11 at age 19. Now, I'm 21 and have grown to 6'4.'' Is this abnormal for a guy to grow like this?

6'4" sounds wayy sexier than 5'11" why are you complaining?

Answer to What kind of monitor are you looking at right now? CRT? LCD?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:16:24 -0700

What kind of monitor are you looking at right now? CRT? LCD?

LCD 19" wide screen :D ... just got it yesterday and I'm lovin it!

Answer to Are you an "ORKUT" member?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:55:00 -0700

Are you an "ORKUT" member?

I used to!

Answer to Panasonic 19 inch - Picture is larger than screen. How do I fix it?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:03:26 -0700

Panasonic 19 inch - Picture is larger than screen. How do I fix it?

You need to adjust your resolution.

Answer to Ladies:choose between 4 inches and 12 inches for the rest of your life?

Sun, 18 May 2008 23:11:55 -0700

Ladies:choose between 4 inches and 12 inches for the rest of your life?

4 inches and 12 inches of what?

Answer to What should you do if you are being chased by a zombie?

Sun, 18 May 2008 23:10:05 -0700

What should you do if you are being chased by a zombie?

Start running in the direction of the zombie.

Answer to What does it take for a girl/woman to feel good about her self-appearance?

Sun, 18 May 2008 23:04:56 -0700

What does it take for a girl/woman to feel good about her self-appearance?

Good self esteem

Answer to Are you happy ?Plus this question if you are!

Sun, 18 May 2008 23:04:33 -0700

Are you happy ?Plus this question if you are!

And minus this question if you're not...

Answer to Who is the happiest person in the world?

Sun, 18 May 2008 23:03:27 -0700

Who is the happiest person in the world?

Your Mom.

Answer to Should reperations be paid to black American?

Sun, 18 May 2008 23:01:25 -0700

Should reperations be paid to black American?

Na, and I'm sure they'd be laughing at that white man coz that's the gayest thing to say on radio.

Answer to I just saw on Wikipedia that 64% of Americans are overweight... 64%! Wow! Are you personally contributing to this?

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:59:52 -0700

I just saw on Wikipedia that 64% of Americans are overweight... 64%! Wow! Are you personally contributing to this?

Naa I'm not overweight (or am i?)

Answer to Since most americans are overweight do women really care if men are overweight?

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:58:26 -0700

Since most americans are overweight do women really care if men are overweight?

I'm not overweight, and I would always want a healthy man.

Answer to Do only American girls want confident men, or do any women around the world? If neither, what other countries?

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:57:29 -0700

Do only American girls want confident men, or do any women around the world? If neither, what other countries?

Confidence is attractive, for any gender or in any country.

Answer to I hear that American men have a reputation of not being good in bed. Like, they don't like to have sex with their wives very often. Is that true?

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:54:55 -0700

I hear that American men have a reputation of not being good in bed. Like, they don't like to have sex with their wives very often. Is that true?

Of course not!

Answer to What would you consider are the most attractive qualities in American men vs. European men? Vice versa.

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:53:52 -0700

What would you consider are the most attractive qualities in American men vs. European men? Vice versa.

Oh c'mon! Both are nice.

Answer to Why do some American men import brides from third world countires?

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:52:05 -0700

Why do some American men import brides from third world countires?

Because third world women are hawt and crazy in bed.

Answer to Are American men happy?

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:50:35 -0700

Are American men happy?

Why not!

Answer to Do you think sheltering your children to an extreme is a good idea? or do you think it may have a bad impact when they come into reality?

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:38:38 -0700

Do you think sheltering your children to an extreme is a good idea? or do you think it may have a bad impact when they come into reality?

Why would anyone want to do that? They would be terrible as adults.

Answer to In America do other races of people, besides Blacks & African Americans, experience racism to a large extent, like those who are Indians etc?

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:29:17 -0700

In America do other races of people, besides Blacks & African Americans, experience racism to a large extent, like those who are Indians etc?

I guess all people experience some sort of racism at some time of their lives.

Answer to Why people say IQ of a 35 yr old american = IQ of 10 yr old indian, i.e. indians are intelligent but americans are becoming stupid day by day?

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:27:03 -0700

Why people say IQ of a 35 yr old american = IQ of 10 yr old indian, i.e. indians are intelligent but americans are becoming stupid day by day?

First of all Indians have one of the lowest IQs in the world, secondly, who are these "people" you're referring to?

Answer to All of the Indian people I have met in my building seem terrified of my dog, yet all the other races of people I've met are not afraid of him. Any idea why?

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:24:52 -0700

All of the Indian people I have met in my building seem terrified of my dog, yet all the other races of people I've met are not afraid of him. Any idea why?

I guess because in India there are plenty of stray dogs on the street and they often attack innocent people so the Indians have developed a fear of dogs. Just a theory.

Answer to Would you buy this for your child?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:50:41 -0700

Would you buy this for your child?

Its a he-man.

Answer to What is the #1 rule around your house?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:49:09 -0700

What is the #1 rule around your house?

Wear clothes.

Answer to Take a quote, and switch one word with the word 'underwear'. What did you choose?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:46:00 -0700

Take a quote, and switch one word with the word 'underwear'. What did you choose?

You cannot have the underwear and eat it too. All that glitters is not underwear.

Answer to Can guys wear pink?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:36:57 -0700

Can guys wear pink?

Of course they CAN wear pink.

Answer to What is your favorite colour of eyes?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:54:35 -0700

What is your favorite colour of eyes?

Greeny

Answer to What color are your eyes?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:53:19 -0700

What color are your eyes?

Brown. More precisely,

Answer to Im asian, what color should i get my eye contacts in?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:38:59 -0700

Im asian, what color should i get my eye contacts in?

light brown... it looks more natural on Asians

Answer to Describe to me what you would want your perfect partner to look like :) :)

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:04:56 -0700

Describe to me what you would want your perfect partner to look like :) :)

Only based on looks:

Answer to What do the men on Answerbag look like?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:02:15 -0700

What do the men on Answerbag look like?

Like this.

Answer to A guy I know has a proctologist named Dr. Butt (seriously). Anybody know of any other real life examples where a person's last name fits his/her occupation?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:56:59 -0700

A guy I know has a proctologist named Dr. Butt (seriously). Anybody know of any other real life examples where a person's last name fits his/her occupation?

"Butt leads Pakistan home" http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4159/is_20050410/ai_n13598371

Answer to Why isn't there a 'Heterosexual Pride Parade'?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:53:16 -0700

Why isn't there a 'Heterosexual Pride Parade'?

Because every day is heterosexual pride day.

Answer to Why does everyone in the U.K. hate the Irish?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:48:15 -0700

Why does everyone in the U.K. hate the Irish?

Because the Irish are white and we are too busy with our own white guilt and making africans look like the only victims in the world and kissing their asses.

Answer to What's the sexiest bird alive? The sexiest fish?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:36:27 -0700

What's the sexiest bird alive? The sexiest fish?

Pigeons!

Answer to Who is the sexiest man ever?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:35:10 -0700

Who is the sexiest man ever?

...

Answer to How do you like your pizza? No toppings, one topping or the works?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:32:30 -0700

How do you like your pizza? No toppings, one topping or the works?

mushrooms, olives, baby corn, extra cheese

Answer to What does your pillow look like or what do your pillows look like?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:29:28 -0700

What does your pillow look like or what do your pillows look like?

Like this.

Answer to Does it seem like the best of the best get screwed at AB because they are not in the right clique?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:26:58 -0700

Does it seem like the best of the best get screwed at AB because they are not in the right clique?

clique?

Answer to Where have all the good clowns gone?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:13:59 -0700

Where have all the good clowns gone?

They're busy doing this.

Answer to What's your favourite type of porn?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:11:48 -0700

What's your favourite type of porn?

Clown porn hands down!

Answer to Do you like pornography? if yes, what kind specifically?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:09:11 -0700

Do you like pornography? if yes, what kind specifically?

Yes!

Answer to Should I sell my wife to the circus? The ring master said I could get a cool grand for her.

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:05:47 -0700

Should I sell my wife to the circus? The ring master said I could get a cool grand for her.

Only if you can get a free clown every night.

Answer to What would you do if a guy made you give him a blow job?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:00:51 -0700

What would you do if a guy made you give him a blow job?

Bite his peepee off?

Answer to How much muscle on a woman do you find attractive? When does it get excessive?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:58:25 -0700

How much muscle on a woman do you find attractive? When does it get excessive?

Whatever comes naturally.

Answer to How do you know when you are ready to start dating again after a devastating breakup?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:56:28 -0700

How do you know when you are ready to start dating again after a devastating breakup?

When you start finding other people very attractive.

Answer to My friend has a beer belly and he is under 24. How bad is this? Will he be obese before 30?

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:10:41 -0800

My friend has a beer belly and he is under 24. How bad is this? Will he be obese before 30?

We can't predict if he'll be obese but a beer belly is unattractive, unhealthy and SAD. Tell him to work out.

Answer to Who is your favorite celebrity?

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:06:47 -0800

Who is your favorite celebrity?

Brad Pitt!!!!!! like omfg like omfg omfg!! AHHH!!!! OMFG

Answer to Does money really make you happy?

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:04:46 -0800

Does money really make you happy?

For a little while.

Answer to What is the worst thing a 'friend' could do to you?, excluding sleeping with your partner

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:00:24 -0800

What is the worst thing a 'friend' could do to you?, excluding sleeping with your partner

Kill you with a cactus.

Answer to How many illegal immigrants are in california?

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:58:47 -0800

How many illegal immigrants are in california?

Why does it matter?

Answer to Why is my dogs anus always open and contracting?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:23:22 -0800

Why is my dogs anus always open and contracting?

Because its a DOG and stop looking at it's anus.

Answer to How far can objects go in anus

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:21:47 -0800

How far can objects go in anus

As far as you want it to go.

Answer to I am always leaving things to the last minute. It's a terrible habit. Please tell me how I can discourage myself from doing this? Thanks.

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:20:42 -0800

I am always leaving things to the last minute. It's a terrible habit. Please tell me how I can discourage myself from doing this? Thanks.

Make a plan, always, and then stick to it.

Answer to My g/f is 4'11" and I'm 6'1" and obviously our lips are different sizes how am I supposed to kiss her?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:01:48 -0800

My g/f is 4'11" and I'm 6'1" and obviously our lips are different sizes how am I supposed to kiss her?

I'm sure most people who kiss have different sized lips, I don't see a problem there.

Answer to What are some qualities that make a best friend?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:52:50 -0800

What are some qualities that make a best friend?

common interests

Answer to Can you tell me a love story?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:51:53 -0800

Can you tell me a love story?

It is a love story that touched the heart of New Yorkers. Two gay penguins at Central Park Zoo who - after trying unsuccessfully to hatch a rock - were given a fertilised egg and raised their own little chick called Tango.

Answer to Do you have an irrational fear of staplers?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:42:53 -0800

Do you have an irrational fear of staplers?

Its not irrational, I hurt my fingers all the time.

Answer to What's the best diet you've ever been on? (it can be one u made up yourself)

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:40:51 -0800

What's the best diet you've ever been on? (it can be one u made up yourself)

Vegetarian diet.

Answer to What's the most disgusting thing you would do for $1,000,000?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:33:12 -0800

What's the most disgusting thing you would do for $1,000,000?

Step in a puddle.

Answer to Whats the most disgusting thing a person could do?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:32:10 -0800

Whats the most disgusting thing a person could do?

Eating a bacteria culture in the lab.

Answer to What bodily fluid do you find the most disgusting?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:28:48 -0800

What bodily fluid do you find the most disgusting?

the sticky white stuff

Answer to What sexual acts do you personally find disgusting?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:25:05 -0800

What sexual acts do you personally find disgusting?

Anything to do with poo, piss, furry animals, anus etc.

Answer to Do you think watching surgery on TV is disgusting?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:23:43 -0800

Do you think watching surgery on TV is disgusting?

No, its amazing.

Answer to Should i do medicine in US or in India? i want to become a cardioligst or surgeon which will be best for me to do my medicine, ps. i already live in US.... thinking of going to study in india

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:21:04 -0800

Should i do medicine in US or in India? i want to become a cardioligst or surgeon which will be best for me to do my medicine, ps. i already live in US.... thinking of going to study in india

I wouldn't recommend education in India.

Answer to Why does Jack Daniels taste better with diet coke rather than normal coke?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:18:20 -0800

Why does Jack Daniels taste better with diet coke rather than normal coke?

Who the hell is Jack Daniels?

Answer to How can I get my husben to find me sexy any more

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:12:29 -0800

How can I get my husben to find me sexy any more

Getting a dog sounds like a better idea.

Answer to Is there really plenty more fish in the sea?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:09:18 -0800

Is there really plenty more fish in the sea?

Yes but most don't want you to come near them.

Answer to How do i tell everyone im gay?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:07:49 -0800

How do i tell everyone im gay?

You don't have to unless you're getting married or something.

Answer to Is online dating not safe and a bad idea? Or can it be a good thing?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:06:06 -0800

Is online dating not safe and a bad idea? Or can it be a good thing?

Depends on your age and your maturity. If you're going to go to random dating sites, start meeting up with random attractive people and post your picture everywhere then I guess it would be a bad idea.

Answer to How can a person know he is being taken advantage of by female internet friend that says they want to share their life with you?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:01:22 -0800

How can a person know he is being taken advantage of by female internet friend that says they want to share their life with you?

Taking advantage in what way? I could have understood the problem if it was the other way around but are you saying that this female internet is using you sexually?

Answer to The guy i like told his friend about me, does this mean he likes me back?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:59:26 -0800

The guy i like told his friend about me, does this mean he likes me back?

...or he likes to boast about his female followers...

Answer to Do you believe in love before marriage or love after marriage?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:58:24 -0800

Do you believe in love before marriage or love after marriage?

As long as there's love..

Answer to Why do we say, "love is blind"?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:57:01 -0800

Why do we say, "love is blind"?

Because you fall in love with ugly people.

Answer to What do you want to be when you grow up?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:55:49 -0800

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Good looking

Answer to What Are 3 Things under your car seat?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:52:15 -0800

What Are 3 Things under your car seat?

I don't have a car seat.

Answer to Can you name something near you that begins with the letter d?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:51:38 -0800

Can you name something near you that begins with the letter d?

Doll

Answer to Five Minutes in the Morning

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:50:05 -0800

Five Minutes in the Morning

Why only five minutes in the morning? I can do it all day long.

Answer to What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:47:55 -0800

What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?

A crispy toast

Answer to Should Kate Moss be idolised?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:46:45 -0800

Should Kate Moss be idolised?

Yes, that's the last thing one should do.

Answer to If you had to choose, would you rather look like Kate Moss or Kate Winslet?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:43:15 -0800

If you had to choose, would you rather look like Kate Moss or Kate Winslet?

Kate Winslet, more feminine and attractive. People like kate moss look good only in magazines, they can look like sticks on the street and I wouldn't want to look like a stick.

Answer to What is Fergie's London Bridge song about?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:39:41 -0800

What is Fergie's London Bridge song about?

I have no idea. I hope its not something dirty, I see little kids singing that song.

Answer to Fergie or jessica simpson?i choose fergie.

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:36:00 -0800

Fergie or jessica simpson?i choose fergie.

Jessica Simpson my a mile. Fergie is a man.

Answer to What do you see if you look up and if you look down right now?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:31:54 -0800

What do you see if you look up and if you look down right now?

Up: I see a giant brown teddy Down: I see some cookies crumbs on the floor

Answer to Do you prefer fake tan or the natural look?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:28:36 -0800

Do you prefer fake tan or the natural look?

A crispy orangy tan is what I truly prefer.

Answer to I am in India, willing to visit the beach, which beach will be better?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:23:28 -0800

I am in India, willing to visit the beach, which beach will be better?

Any beach in Goa. Also remember that people in India don't wear bikinis.

Answer to How can I stimulate the rapid growth of facial hair?

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:30:17 -0800

How can I stimulate the rapid growth of facial hair?

Wait for some time.

Answer to Why do pigeons have rapid head movement

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:29:53 -0800

Why do pigeons have rapid head movement

To impress the lady pigeons.

Answer to What odd things or combinations of things do you like to eat? For example, I like warm, flat coke and bacon and peanut butter sandwiches.

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:24:29 -0800

What odd things or combinations of things do you like to eat? For example, I like warm, flat coke and bacon and peanut butter sandwiches.

I like some salt on my strawberries.

Answer to Does the clitoris sag?

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:15:22 -0800

Does the clitoris sag?

Only if its old or tired.

Answer to What would you do, if one day your dick just suddenly fell off, or your boobs fell off?

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:08:38 -0800

What would you do, if one day your dick just suddenly fell off, or your boobs fell off?

Call my Mom.

Answer to In the movie supergirl her boy friend is a?

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:07:07 -0800

In the movie supergirl her boy friend is a?

chippendale dancer