Answerbag: Tamilze's answers

Answer to What is the most comical one liner that Archie Bunker used to say?

Mon, 28 May 2012 16:11:15 -0700

What is the most comical one liner that Archie Bunker used to say?

Dere go my nipples again dere Edith.

Answer to What makes you come to AB?

Mon, 28 May 2012 14:21:03 -0700

What makes you come to AB?

I've stopped trying to figure it out. I probably don't want to know, anyway. Whatever the reason is, it can't be good.

Answer to When you log in to Answerbag, do you ever wish that

Sun, 27 May 2012 11:38:47 -0700

When you log in to Answerbag, do you ever wish that

It would be nice if I didn't have to wait so long to find something worth my time, and my time is pretty cheap. I'm not sure when the contest to prove who can be the lamest AB member started, but I do remember that the questions on the homepage were not always so insipid. The fact is that most...

Answer to Why are you so tight?

Sat, 26 May 2012 22:20:03 -0700

Why are you so tight?

Lack of use, mostly.

Answer to Why won't people stop using Facebook and send Mark Zuckerboogy to the poor house crying like a little girl?

Sat, 26 May 2012 22:15:17 -0700

Why won't people stop using Facebook and send Mark Zuckerboogy to the poor house crying like a little girl?

I don't know. People like Assbook for some reason, along with the rest of the New Internet. Not all of that can be blamed on Zuckermark, although I agree that it's fun to do.

Answer to Do you agree that the "debate" over Evolution vs. Creation will soon be ended by overwhelming evidence?

Sat, 26 May 2012 16:20:18 -0700

Do you agree that the "debate" over Evolution vs. Creation will soon be ended by overwhelming evidence?

I don't at all doubt the denier's ability to deny. As it is, I would consider the present amount of evidence for evolution to be well past overwhelming, yet people still deny it. It doesn't matter how much evidence there is if the deniers refuse to hear it.

Answer to Do religious questions and discussions make this site more interesting or just ignore them?

Sat, 26 May 2012 16:16:33 -0700

Do religious questions and discussions make this site more interesting or just ignore them?

I like them. There needs to be more of them and fewer political questions; they're just as useless and much more fun.

Answer to How did the History Channel morph into Conspiracy and Crank Theory Central? (Not to mention the unending parade of X-job 'reality' shows.)

Sat, 26 May 2012 11:56:00 -0700

How did the History Channel morph into Conspiracy and Crank Theory Central? (Not to mention the unending parade of X-job 'reality' shows.)

That's what people want to watch, I suppose. The trouble is that there's not much history that people are entertained by. If it's not World War II or Ancient Egypt then most people don't care. Plenty of people are into weird supernatural crap, though, whether it's aliens or predictions from some...

Answer to Im craving more______________?

Sat, 26 May 2012 11:01:13 -0700

Im craving more______________?

cawk

Answer to Has your life become more stressful or less stressful in recent years? Why?

Sat, 26 May 2012 10:53:48 -0700

Has your life become more stressful or less stressful in recent years? Why?

More, although I have fewer reasons to be stressed. I am a much more efficient stress producer now. None of it is wasted; it all goes directly toward my misery and no one else's. You have to believe it, because I said it.

Answer to Did you grow up watching hockey?

Sat, 26 May 2012 10:48:01 -0700

Did you grow up watching hockey?

No, I have always been of above average intelligence, even when I was growing up.

Answer to Where do you fall on the political compass? http://www.politicalcompass.org/test

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:10:26 -0700

Where do you fall on the political compass? http://www.politicalcompass.org/test

I am much less liberal now than I was the last time I took this questionnaire. I'm also a little less libertarian. Of course, this is way different from the first time I took it, when I was center right and...

Answer to What, in your opinion, caused the Civil War?

Thu, 24 May 2012 06:43:29 -0700

What, in your opinion, caused the Civil War?

Slavery. It is common today for people to say that it was about states rights or economic issues, but those people, in my opinion, are only trying to ignore slavery. I mean, what right were the Southern states concerned about? The right to own slaves. What was the economy of the South based...

Answer to what does your username say about you on AB?

Wed, 23 May 2012 21:23:31 -0700

what does your username say about you on AB?

I don't know. It's just an evolution of something I got from a video game five years ago. I guess that means that I like video games and incremental change over time. By the way, I love your user name. It's very cute. I mean that sincerely.

Answer to Whats the 1st thing you do when you go camping

Wed, 23 May 2012 21:14:24 -0700

Whats the 1st thing you do when you go camping

Find a good stick. One with good offensive and defensive properties. That's pretty much the most important thing, much more important than food or shelter.

Answer to Do you like a little muscle Or meat on a girl?

Wed, 23 May 2012 21:08:17 -0700

Do you like a little muscle Or meat on a girl?

I like girls who could beat me up, so I suppose that's a yes.

Answer to Should Hitler have gone into motivational speaking?

Wed, 23 May 2012 21:03:50 -0700

Should Hitler have gone into motivational speaking?

I think what he did could be considered "extreme motivational speaking."

Answer to What's an addictive computer game I can waste my youth on?

Tue, 22 May 2012 09:15:36 -0700

What's an addictive computer game I can waste my youth on?

Most of my youth was wasted on a combination of Doom, Civilization, and Total War. I think you have what it takes to do the same.

Answer to Can you tell me if im a Liberal or a Conservative? I can't tell.

Tue, 22 May 2012 08:41:29 -0700

Can you tell me if im a Liberal or a Conservative? I can't tell.

You would probably be better defined as a libertarian.

Answer to Is there something about you that we should know:-) ?

Tue, 22 May 2012 08:31:23 -0700

Is there something about you that we should know:-) ?

No. There are certainly many interesting things to know about me, but none of you absolutely need to know them, nor do I consider most of you worthy of knowing them.

Answer to Do you ever think about what humankind has lost by destroying civilizations and/or forcing massive cultural change upon them?

Mon, 21 May 2012 15:55:21 -0700

Do you ever think about what humankind has lost by destroying civilizations and/or forcing massive cultural change upon them?

When talking about cultures like this, it is often a good idea to think of cultures as species. Cultural evolution actually has a lot of similarities with biological evolution, with the meme being the unit of information instead of the gene. What you're talking about is basically the loss of...

Answer to How many Americans can trace their family back to slaves and/or was slave births marriages and deaths registered? would they prefer not to ?

Fri, 18 May 2012 18:34:39 -0700

How many Americans can trace their family back to slaves and/or was slave births marriages and deaths registered? would they prefer not to ?

As far as my family has been traced (the furthest line goes to the 1850s), there are no known slaves. I can confidently that I am descended from slaves, as I'm sure all of humanity is, I just don't know who they were or how long ago they lived.

Answer to Why're you in a good mood?

Sat, 12 May 2012 06:55:39 -0700

Why're you in a good mood?

Lots of drugs.

Answer to What happened to Summer Glau?

Sat, 12 May 2012 06:24:14 -0700

What happened to Summer Glau?

She became a terminator.

Answer to Are you so nervous and stressed that you are about to throw up?

Fri, 11 May 2012 10:38:37 -0700

Are you so nervous and stressed that you are about to throw up?

Nah, I'm dosed up to my eyeballs on anti-depressants.

Answer to When you have guests, are they allowed to smoke inside?

Fri, 11 May 2012 06:45:00 -0700

When you have guests, are they allowed to smoke inside?

Anywhere but my room, and as long as the odor of the brand is not too offensive. My brand of choice is very light, so I don't mind the scent hanging in the air; for others, I may need some ventilation.

Answer to Do you, like me, have absolutely no ashtrays in your dwelling?

Fri, 11 May 2012 06:35:51 -0700

Do you, like me, have absolutely no ashtrays in your dwelling?

There are three here, one for each smoker. We don't give a buck.

Answer to What life has given you?

Fri, 11 May 2012 06:32:41 -0700

What life has given you?

I'm white, so that's cool.

Answer to Does anyone like It's Sunny in Philadelphia?

Fri, 11 May 2012 03:05:11 -0700

Does anyone like It's Sunny in Philadelphia?

Yes, although I haven't seen it in a while.

Answer to Girls, if he made you mad what will you hit him with?

Fri, 11 May 2012 02:04:05 -0700

Girls, if he made you mad what will you hit him with?

A 13-inch dildo slathered in lube.

Answer to How many have you Done ???

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:40:44 -0700

How many have you Done ???

Just the two. I used to only count one, but my definition of the act has changed and I have to count the other as well.

Answer to Did you ever study a religion other than your own?

Thu, 10 May 2012 19:13:14 -0700

Did you ever study a religion other than your own?

I did that mostly when I was a few years younger, when I was attempting to form my own theology. I was ostensibly Catholic, but I looked to various other Christian beliefs (both extant and long dead), Judaism, Buddhism, and different kinds of ancient European paganism for inspiration. I never...

Answer to What have you become since joining AB

Thu, 10 May 2012 19:05:57 -0700

What have you become since joining AB

I was sixteen when I joined, and I'm twenty-two now, so a lot has changed. Although I find myself terribly interesting, I will not bore the rest of you with the particulars.

Answer to Jesus Saves while government spends, who would you rather put your faith in?

Wed, 09 May 2012 18:50:53 -0700

Jesus Saves while government spends, who would you rather put your faith in?

I don't even give a buck.

Answer to Yesterday's WV primary, 40% of the Democrats voted for a convicted felon serving time in a TX prison rather than vote for Obama. Opinon?

Wed, 09 May 2012 18:20:17 -0700

Yesterday's WV primary, 40% of the Democrats voted for a convicted felon serving time in a TX prison rather than vote for Obama. Opinon?

West Virginia Having been there, I don't find that at all surprising.

Answer to Is your life just one big bad joke?

Wed, 09 May 2012 04:55:47 -0700

Is your life just one big bad joke?

Well, a little bad joke. The type of bad joke that you hear, recognize as being bad, but it's not so bad that you remember it. You might hear it again later and think that you remember having heard it once, but are unsure on some of the particulars.

Answer to What is something, that someone in your life cooks, that you always end up giving your portion to their dog when they are not looking?

Tue, 08 May 2012 23:00:09 -0700

What is something, that someone in your life cooks, that you always end up giving your portion to their dog when they are not looking?

I don't eat any eggs I didn't prepare myself, as it always turns out to be a mistake.

Answer to If you had an exorbitant amount of money and time, what hobby would you take up?

Tue, 08 May 2012 22:44:09 -0700

If you had an exorbitant amount of money and time, what hobby would you take up?

Writing of any kind. I do plenty of it now for school, but the fact that it's a responsibility keeps me from enjoying it.

Answer to Are you a bibliophile?

Tue, 08 May 2012 22:37:32 -0700

Are you a bibliophile?

That would be an overstatement, I think; although I do like books for their own sake, I don't spend much time admiring them, nor do I make any special effort to acquire them.

Answer to To the world....does a President Romney inspire more confidence in you than a President Obama? Why?

Tue, 08 May 2012 17:38:15 -0700

To the world....does a President Romney inspire more confidence in you than a President Obama? Why?

George Carlin once said that if the United States ever elected a president named Booger (or Downtown President Brown), then that would be a sign that the US finally loosened up. A President Romney would be a sign that the US is becoming more uptight. Also gay.

Answer to When an AB member calls you ignorant for your religious beliefs, how do you respond? I believe in Jesus Christ and NOT ashamed of it.

Mon, 07 May 2012 18:55:12 -0700

When an AB member calls you ignorant for your religious beliefs, how do you respond? I believe in Jesus Christ and NOT ashamed of it.

You should be ashamed of it.

Answer to Would people on this site have the balls to really talk smack to another person face to face? My guess is NOOOO!!!

Mon, 07 May 2012 17:13:20 -0700

Would people on this site have the balls to really talk smack to another person face to face? My guess is NOOOO!!!

The main benefit I gain from dealing with people online is that I have time to compose myself before I respond. Insulting people is something that I have to consciously try not to do. It's not really a matter of how much balls I have, it just happens.

Answer to Now tell me, why do you feel your mother is to blame for all your life's problems?

Sun, 06 May 2012 14:44:16 -0700

Now tell me, why do you feel your mother is to blame for all your life's problems?

She chose not to abort me, thus allowing me to experience every problem I have encountered since birth. I have told her several times that she should have aborted me, that it would have been better for both of us, but she still insists she made the right decision. I will convince her someday,...

Answer to If the Kardashians lost all their money and ended up on the street would you be like "thank you Jesus"?

Sun, 06 May 2012 14:39:50 -0700

If the Kardashians lost all their money and ended up on the street would you be like "thank you Jesus"?

Merely another turn of the Rota Fortunae, which is always turning, distributing fortune to one name while taking it from another. Nothing to get excited about, nor invoke Jesus over, not to say that Jesus is worthy of invocation on any occasion.

Answer to Ladies, do you like the way it feels when you're so stimulated that you're just dying for that or*gasmic release?

Thu, 03 May 2012 13:30:10 -0700

Ladies, do you like the way it feels when you're so stimulated that you're just dying for that or*gasmic release?

Don't talk about my womanhood that way.

Answer to What scares the fillin' out of your donut? For me...it's spiders.

Tue, 01 May 2012 18:50:14 -0700

What scares the fillin' out of your donut? For me...it's spiders.

This question really made me mad for some reason. Like, right after I read it, I got angry. Not sure why.

Answer to I just got a message from the AB staff.

Tue, 01 May 2012 14:29:33 -0700

I just got a message from the AB staff.

I think it's a warning about herpes.

Answer to What is (according to you) the worst Internet phenomenon?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:27:56 -0700

What is (according to you) the worst Internet phenomenon?

Kony 2012 Thankfully, no one cares anymore, Kony can continue his work in peace.

Answer to Isn't it disgusting to see Obama re-trying to pimp off the action of the brave SEALs who took out Bin Laden to get himself a poll bounce?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:13:37 -0700

Isn't it disgusting to see Obama re-trying to pimp off the action of the brave SEALs who took out Bin Laden to get himself a poll bounce?

Two words: "Mission Accomplished" Go back to your hug box.

Answer to When will the AB Staff get off their lazy chair and fix the glitch of questions not appearing on the front page?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:44:12 -0700

When will the AB Staff get off their lazy chair and fix the glitch of questions not appearing on the front page?

Well, we're probably lucky that we don't see some of them, if you think about it. Or even if you don't think about it.

Answer to what's this girl's ethnicity?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:15:08 -0700

what's this girl's ethnicity?

I don't see any reason to suspect that she's not fully Korean. Either way, you should accuse her of being Kyrgyz. That would be funny.

Answer to What color would you like to paint Obama's face?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:21:13 -0700

What color would you like to paint Obama's face?

White, otherwise known as a Romneyplasty.

Answer to Is death and the promise of an afterlife (heaven?) the major factor that gives religion its staying power?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:17:35 -0700

Is death and the promise of an afterlife (heaven?) the major factor that gives religion its staying power?

The staying power of religion comes from the perpetuity of certain unknowns, including death and the possibility of the afterlife, as well as the origin and meaning of the universe.

Answer to How do you know if you are actually seeking for truth instead of just trying to make things fit into what you want to believe?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:56:09 -0700

How do you know if you are actually seeking for truth instead of just trying to make things fit into what you want to believe?

If you're some kind of non-human alien. That's a good sign.

Answer to How many guns are you comfortable having on your property? Why?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:35:19 -0700

How many guns are you comfortable having on your property? Why?

I have no intention of joining a militia any time soon, nor do I have any desire to kill anyone or anything, so I have no guns and do not want to have any guns.

Answer to What physical changes have you observed about yourself as you have grown older?

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:45:43 -0700

What physical changes have you observed about yourself as you have grown older?

I pee blood more often than I used to.

Answer to Why are women on this site so sensitive?

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:08:53 -0700

Why are women on this site so sensitive?

You're a good kid. Shame it won't last.

Answer to How did Jesus pay for people's sins? Did he use a credit card, a check, or did he pull out his Holy Wallet?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:12:08 -0700

How did Jesus pay for people's sins? Did he use a credit card, a check, or did he pull out his Holy Wallet?

He paid with sexual favors.

Answer to Have you ever call your baby a monster?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:01:37 -0700

Have you ever call your baby a monster?

Not to its face.

Answer to Shouldn't you be working on your research paper because graduation is getting really close?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:41:59 -0700

Shouldn't you be working on your research paper because graduation is getting really close?

No. Shut up. I'll do it, just not right now. I'm basically done anyway. Besides, it's all about the presentation, and I'm prepared for that so don't have anything at all to worry about. Yeah.

Answer to Anyone else here feel like Satan/Anti-Christ is starting to panic; knowing his reign is fast drawing to an end?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 16:08:17 -0700

Anyone else here feel like Satan/Anti-Christ is starting to panic; knowing his reign is fast drawing to an end?

No, I like to think that I have a fairly firm grip on reality.

Answer to Does Evil always win?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 15:13:54 -0700

Does Evil always win?

In any decently written story, yes.

Answer to Why don't you just take Mitt Romney's advice and borrow money from your parents to start a business ?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 15:11:47 -0700

Why don't you just take Mitt Romney's advice and borrow money from your parents to start a business ?

I'm too much of a stupid pleb to understand what I'm sure is great advice.

Answer to Do you think Disney will ever release an R rated film?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 15:09:05 -0700

Do you think Disney will ever release an R rated film?

I think PG13 is more lucrative for them.

Answer to What happens if you watch "The Dark Crystal" 50 times in a row?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 23:36:31 -0700

What happens if you watch "The Dark Crystal" 50 times in a row?

You turn into a muppet.

Answer to What's that noise coming from the drawer in your nightstand? It kinda sounds like...a bumble bee. :P

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:26:41 -0700

What's that noise coming from the drawer in your nightstand? It kinda sounds like...a bumble bee. :P

Unlike most lesbians, I don't have an armory of sex toys in my house, so maybe it's actually just a bumble bee.

Answer to What advice would you give to a bullied LGBT student who feel as though he can't wait until it gets better?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:23:12 -0700

What advice would you give to a bullied LGBT student who feel as though he can't wait until it gets better?

I can't really give them any honest advice on that one. It doesn't really get better. Bullying and discrimination will persist, the only variable is one's ability to handle it. However, I could say that, for anyone who is bullied in high school, it is important to get some perspective on your...

Answer to Ultimate Warrior for President?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:10:36 -0700

Ultimate Warrior for President?

He's still alive?

Answer to Do you tend to clear your history? Why or why not?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:03:09 -0700

Do you tend to clear your history? Why or why not?

No, because I live life on the edge.

Answer to Do you like listening to music without words? Why or why not?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:50:51 -0700

Do you like listening to music without words? Why or why not?

I don't like songs in languages that I understand, because the meaning, however insightful or insipid, distracts me from the music. I prefer songs in languages foreign to me, or better yet, purely instrumental music.

Answer to If all the Kardashians died of AIDS, would you be happy?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:05:31 -0700

If all the Kardashians died of AIDS, would you be happy?

Well, I would not be unhappy.

Answer to What is a food, item, or experience that is purely American?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:01:40 -0700

What is a food, item, or experience that is purely American?

Going into another man's country and telling him how to do things.

Answer to Do you admire those who started out with nothing and became a huge success more than those who didn't ever have to struggle? Why?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:55:21 -0700

Do you admire those who started out with nothing and became a huge success more than those who didn't ever have to struggle? Why?

I admire motive and intent, not work. How much you work for something is not important, but what you work for and how you do it is important.

Answer to Which one has a Prettier Face ??????

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:43:07 -0700

Which one has a Prettier Face ??????

The one in the middle.

Answer to Were you a good "F" student?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:42:16 -0700

Were you a good "F" student?

In middle school and high school, I was normally an A and B student, although I did get the occasional F. Once in math and another time in Spanish, of all things. I don't suppose that makes me a good F student, as it was rare enough for me to not be used to it, and I never handled it well.

Answer to If Mitt Romney wins the November election, he plans on eliminating Section 8, SSI, & food stamps. What will happen to the poor people?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:53:48 -0700

If Mitt Romney wins the November election, he plans on eliminating Section 8, SSI, & food stamps. What will happen to the poor people?

"Who cares?" is the correct response.

Answer to Why do Americans go to hospitals?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:41:39 -0700

Why do Americans go to hospitals?

Sometimes we get AIDS.

Answer to What was your first job like?(did you hate it, love it, or no comment or what)

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:13:50 -0700

What was your first job like?(did you hate it, love it, or no comment or what)

My first real job (where I was not paid under the table) was at a thrift store as the assistant manager, which I got when I was 21 and held for three months. As I considered it, I was General Who Keeps Order, as I was hired to organize the warehouse - which had been allowed to get out of control...

Answer to You don't believe in God? That's your choice. But why attack people who do, especially when all they are doing is answering a question?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:54:30 -0700

You don't believe in God? That's your choice. But why attack people who do, especially when all they are doing is answering a question?

Why not? Are they incapable of handling the attack? If so, that's all the more reason to attack them. The tiger must be kept fed, lest it go hungry and look for someone else to bite.

Answer to How many men do you know that are Vegans?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:25:12 -0700

How many men do you know that are Vegans?

No straight ones. Just kidding, but not really.

Answer to Is there anyone that doesn't watch Reality Shows?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:23:16 -0700

Is there anyone that doesn't watch Reality Shows?

I prefer not to and I complain about them often, although I still find them irresistible and if someone in the house happens to be watching one, I will end up watching it too. I will mock the ridiculousness of it the whole time, but I will still watch it.

Answer to What's the difference between a ginger and a redhead?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:44:58 -0700

What's the difference between a ginger and a redhead?

I didn't know there was one. Gingers are usually associated with pale skin and freckles too, and I suppose a redhead is just someone with red hair, and not necessarily anything else specifically. I don't know or care, really.

Answer to Why do we get mad at trained killers posing with their dead enemies?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:42:08 -0700

Why do we get mad at trained killers posing with their dead enemies?

Well, in modern society we like to think of war as a necessary evil, something that we have no choice but to engage in. Behavior like that reminds us that some people actually enjoy it, and we don't like that kind of thing.

Answer to What determines wheather a body of water is a lake or a pond?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 10:16:53 -0700

What determines wheather a body of water is a lake or a pond?

The size and depth, for which there is no real definition.

Answer to Have you ever deliberately soiled yourself just to keep the flies off your burger?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 10:10:11 -0700

Have you ever deliberately soiled yourself just to keep the flies off your burger?

No, I've never even been to Poland.

Answer to When will those on earth finally realize that YHWH/ JEHOVAH, the Creator is finally intervening in earth's affairs dispensing punishment?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 10:19:01 -0700

When will those on earth finally realize that YHWH/ JEHOVAH, the Creator is finally intervening in earth's affairs dispensing punishment?

Tomorrow, I promise.

Answer to How many years of your life have you believed that God exists? Why?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 10:17:48 -0700

How many years of your life have you believed that God exists? Why?

Starting at around 4 until I was 17, so about 13 years, I guess, which was most of my life. It only lasted as long as it did because I was stubborn and kept finding ways to continue believing.

Answer to Did you know that all women do is cry all the time and cause drama?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 10:06:40 -0700

Did you know that all women do is cry all the time and cause drama?

Frailty, thy name is woman.

Answer to Where do you get your wisdom and understanding from?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:11:30 -0700

Where do you get your wisdom and understanding from?

The past, where just about any type of understanding you could need can be found. You can even learn that there are things you don't understand, and that would get you wisdom, although I often lose track of that one.

Answer to God does not have the QUALITY of existence: he IS existence and cannot NOT exist. Perhaps Atheists are right in saying God does "not-exist"?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:01:18 -0700

God does not have the QUALITY of existence: he IS existence and cannot NOT exist. Perhaps Atheists are right in saying God does "not-exist"?

I don't know what you just said, but it was quite a show.

Answer to Are you a good writer? What have you written? Anything...on walls, bits of paper, anything that you'd like to be remembered...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 22:44:32 -0700

Are you a good writer? What have you written? Anything...on walls, bits of paper, anything that you'd like to be remembered...

Yes, I consider myself a good writer; it is one of my few natural talents. My style is very well developed, and with it I'm able to make what would otherwise be dry non-fiction into something entertaining, or at least something which flows well enough to take the reader to the end quickly....

Answer to Should anti-immigration Republicans be arrested for treason?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 12:03:25 -0700

Should anti-immigration Republicans be arrested for treason?

Actually, they're doing that most American thing of saying one thing and doing another. That's hardly treasonous.

Answer to Do you buy into the whole evolution concept? Why or why not?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:56:43 -0700

Do you buy into the whole evolution concept? Why or why not?

Yeah, I buy into it. I buy into it plenty. Not much else I could do with a unifying theory of biology.

Answer to Is LOVE the KING of your life? If so, why?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:37:43 -0700

Is LOVE the KING of your life? If so, why?

The tyrant of my life is not love, but rather cold listlessness. It sounds worse than it is, trust me.

Answer to If you discriminate towards a racist, doesn't that make you guilty of your accusation?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:30:16 -0700

If you discriminate towards a racist, doesn't that make you guilty of your accusation?

I understand what you're getting at, I think. The thought process that you go through to discriminate against a racist is the same one the racist goes through to discriminate against a person of a certain other race. The only difference is that a racist chooses to be a racist, while one does not...

Answer to Who is your favorite MLP?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:19:24 -0700

Who is your favorite MLP?

Of course it's Rarity, you silly filly.

Answer to Why won't you get yourself a job?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 22:23:24 -0700

Why won't you get yourself a job?

I doubt my ability to hold a job and do well in school at the same time. Besides, I have a very low maintenance cost.

Answer to I'm racist, what do you think of me?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 22:20:55 -0700

I'm racist, what do you think of me?

You and everyone else in the world. So what?

Answer to Do you believe you are better off today than you were in 2006?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:46:41 -0700

Do you believe you are better off today than you were in 2006?

I don't even remember what my life was like then. It must not have been very good . . .

Answer to Do you hate doing your homework?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 20:51:05 -0700

Do you hate doing your homework?

Sure, but I usually hate not doing it more. Sometimes I just don't do it, though, and I just chill and smoke a cigar.