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Why do trolls feel the need to downrate me for making a question out of a song quote? Maybe they don't like the song...

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I prefer comments over ratings - what do you think? Maybe if the comments weren't all so condescending it would be a bit more appreciated. Otherwise I would agree.

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Do you like to make more and more friends in ur life or you are happy with a small cirle and even sometimes do you prefer to be alone? I have a hard time dealing with a small inner circle. Damn needy friends.

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Are you one of the very unfortunate people who has been and still is caught up in the ice, snow, cold and windy, terrible weather on the Eastern part of the US that just hit hard the past 2-3 days? How are you holding up? We got alot more ice than snow. But as of today the roads are perfect, so I can't complain.

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Is there more to a prom than bad food, bad music, and uncomfortable clothing? The best part of prom, is when the prom is over. Then you can get rid of that bad food, music, and with a little luck (liquor) the clothing as well.

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What CD is in your car stereo today? I think I have Guns n' Roses in there now. I can't remember because the car with the cd player is put away for the winter.

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Is Kylie Minogue famous in the USA? I wouldn't exactly say "famous".

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Wouldnt it be convinient to simply "delete" your own question, if it hasnt gotten any replies all week? ive seen questions unanswered since january. hmmm I would much rather leave my question to die in the unanswered category than be the person who has the only answer for their own question. That's just embarassing.

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If you told someone your life story, would they want to listen? I would have told them the whole story before they realized that I was telling them a story. Born, school, work.

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Can you think of a sentence with exactly 55 characters? (No slangs or abbreviations or anything of that sort. Punctuations or symbols are accepted) nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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Whats the worst thing you've done on a date? Me. Nothing too terrible. But a friend of mine told me the funniest first date story I've ever heard. They met at a park by his house. The date was going well and they seemed to connect. He had that unforgiving feeling though in the pitt of his stomach. He had to go to the bathroom. And not the easily solved kind either. So he excused himself by saying he had to go pee in the woods. So...

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Is it alright to have a friend thats a girl? Cooties.

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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)? Nope, I just like the song.

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If you were locked in a windowless room with a famous person (living or dead) for 48 hours, who would you LEAST want to be stuck with? Hannible Lecter.

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When the military draft comes back by unpopular demand, will consciencious objection be considered a treasonous offence in the United States of America? Yep. Otherwise nobody will go.

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Does Iran have WMD's (Weapons of mass destruction) like Iraq did? I just hope Bush doesn't realize that we have a nuke as well.... Might invade ourselves.

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A real friend is one who walks in when everyone else walks out. Do you have a real friend? No, will you be my real friend?

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Who do you think is the best music group ever? Early Metallica.

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What are some good comebacks to use when people ask me why I never smile? Because I just killed a man.

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Do people that wear their basecap on backward bother you? Bend the brim and take the freakin sticker off. Then we will deal with the backward hat people.

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? Why do you keep giving MC Hammer all the food? His sign sucks!

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Have you ever sung the entire 99 bottles of beer on the wall song? If the song was 3 bottles of beer on the wall I wouldn't make it. That song drives me crazy.

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What was your worst public restroom experience? I can't resist any longer I must answer my own question. My old high school. The stalls in the boys room had no doors attached. There was 1 that was left propped up against the wall. Every once in a while I would go in and see someone sitting there holding the door in front of them. It was sketchy.

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Have you noticed there ia a lot more troll activity lately or is it just me that seems to be getting a lot of -1 and -2 I get a ton of them. But most of my answers can be borderline offensive to someone I suppose....

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If you could rename answerbag what would it be? Can I just reroute their bank accounts?

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If you are a fighter pilot, what would be your callsign? Unfortunately Top Gun ruined callsigns for all of us. I want to be Iceman...

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What's the gift someone gave you that you would like to get rid of but you can't find the strength to do it? A dresser. The freakin thing is heavy.

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What job could you never do and why? Basketball Player. I got no ups. Yo.

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Do they wear anything under a kilt? Just their pride.

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What is the most insane thing you have ever done to get that cute guy or gal to notice you? A back flip. Can you still call it a back flip if you land on your stomach?

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What is the most embarressing thig that you have seen happen to someone else? The kid on stand at the Michael Jackson trial.

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Have you ever drove more than 10 MPH over the speed limit? I've gone 5 times the speed limit once.

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What do you think about this: "Words that are so offensive should never be stated or written." I'm offended by the word "on". Please stop using it.

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What's the most extreme thing you would do if it would save even just one street junkie with AIDS? why does the street junkie have to have aids? Can't we start with the ones that just need a bath?

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Who is your boyfriend? Well he's... wait a minute, you're trying to trick me! I don't date other guys...

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Will the AB site administrators do a thourogh history check, to include potential fraud, on the people that reach 60 points before they deem them the high stature? BRING IT ON!!!

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Is there another purpose of prenatal vitamins even if you arent pregnant. I heard it was good for hair, skin and nails. Is that true? I've seen them used for someone who has had a stomach stapling operation.

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If you had 1 DAY TO LIVE what would you do in that one day? Drink a gallon of milk. I'm lactose intollerant. Might as well go out with a blast. Just wait till they find me... oh boy.

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Guys- what shows you that a girl likes you? The male mentality is that all girls like us. You know we don't think anyway.

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Do you ever get caught out staring at something, nothing in particular, then wake from your daze and find your staring at someone whos looking at you? That happened to me once while I was driving. They were looking at me because I was on their lawn.

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What is the longest/weirdest word you know and what does it mean? Bagel. Have I told you I am dumb?

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What is your favorite meat on a stick? Corndog = bliss

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How/Why can a person on the other side of a room "feel" me staring at them? You have supermans' laser eye vision. And you are in fact hurting that individual.

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What continents are listed on a can of Budweiser? Trying to think about questions while drinking a can of Budweiser huh. Well I have a counter for you question. How many mg of sodium are in a can of sprite?

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My butt itches, should I scratch it from the outside, or scratch the skin directly? Is there a scientintific term to better describe this manuver? I love how you decided this was paranormal phenomena. Maybe ghosts are doing it to you.

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What's Drublic gonna do when he realizes that there aren't enough questions left in the world to reach his "60 point" goal? (yeah, dude, they are gettin scarce) Start asking the same questions in spanish.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? My money is on egg. Had to be some kind of off blend of evolution, but all birds lay eggs. I think... I'm sure someone will correct me in the next 10 seconds if I'm wrong.

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Why was freakazoid canceled all those years ago? Because it was awful.

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How does one become a Secret Agent? I believe you just need to buy a suit and look like one. Remember you have to stay secret.

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Who is the most overrated writer ever? Stephen King.

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Who is your favorite Saturday Night Live actor ever? Norm Macdonald. I can't possibly defend it.

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Chuck Liddel.The best UFC fighter ever? He keeps this up and he may just have my vote. But it is hard to overlook Royce Gracie.

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Can you fit your fist in your mouth? Can you get it out? Never tried putting my fist in my own mouth before...

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Do you think that girls really mature 1 year faster that guys? Since there are alot of women on this site, I will bite my tongue.

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Strippers were turned down to donate money (money comes from a controversial source) to the Breast Cancer Society of Canada. Do you agree? Have you seen where they put those dollar bills? If I had breast cancer I would say "no thank you keep your STD" Still clean money if the customers are giving it away though.

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How can I tell if there is an evil monkey hiding in my closet without actually going in it? ._. Put an alligator in your closet.

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I want to give a guy my number.. i plan on doing it when i pass him in the hall, how do you think i should do it? Write it on your butt. He'll be looking there anyway.

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Strippers were turned down to donate money (money comes from a controversial source) to the Breast Cancer Society of Canada. Do you agree? Do you know where they put those dollar bills? Bad enough they've got breast cancer, now you try to give them "the clap"

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What would you do if your ex (number 2) was trying to hook you up with your ex (number 1)? I had a friend with this problem. He just stopped talking to both his sisters.

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Does it hurt to have a tooth filled? Better take the month off.

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Who is the most annoying person you know? Why? Richard Simmons.

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Would you ever let your best friend date your little brother/sister? I would also take him to the hospital after he learned his lesson.

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Does "more" excite you or bring you down? I like more stuff. Unless that stuff is poo.

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Who's your favorite person? Pretty sure I love me most. Sorry everyone else.

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Do you drink alcohol to get drunk? We'll just call it a pleasant side effect.

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Where's the best spot to message a girl? hmm where to message a girl. Oh a tough one. I guess it depends on what kind of message you want to send.

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Why do middle-school kids even bother with "relationships" in 6th-8th grade? Do they really matter at all? Kids are getting knocked up in middle school nowadays. I miss the chastity belt. That would learn em'

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When someone makes it clear that they fancy you, what is your first gut reaction? Stop it you're my cousin!

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What is the best invention you have ever thought of? You are asking this with copyright paperwork in your hands aren't you. They are all mine and you can't have them! ... Time machine. It actually works. I just need more acid.

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Men, do you really care one way or the other if a woman has had cosmetic surgery? Guys have poor cosmetic surgery detection abilities. The face could be made of plastic and we would have no clue. BUT!, We can spot a boob job from 3 towns over.

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Do you think that animals are more faithful than human beings? All we see is the pet that greets us at the door. Awww how cute. Little do we know they just crapped in the sink.

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What city that you have never been to would you least like to visit? Any part of New Jersey.

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How many is "a few"? 107

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Have you ever hitch hiked? If so, would you do it again? I've tried to lift my pant leg, but nobody stops. I guess that only works for girls.

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Do you have a list of things you'd like to do before you die? Do a backflip without getting hurt. I'm getting close, but I think that is actually how I am going to die.

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Does anyone have an immediate 'Stop' to hold off what is going to be a really bad migraine? Are you familiar with accupressure. Some of it works well Place your thumbs underneath the base of the skull on either side of the spine. Tilt your head back slightly and press up for a couple of minutes. Make sure you only tilt the head a little. It doesn't feel good of you go too far.

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How much IQ do you need to become the President of the USA? somewhere between potato, and jellyfish and you can get elected twice.

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What is your height? 6'2.

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When you fall, do you look back at where you fell or do you just keep on going? I try to ninja roll through the fall and run away.

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What should you really be doing right now? I have alot of sheetrock to be done in my house, and I just don't feel like it.

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What happens if someone overdoses on alcohol and ritalin and what should they do if they have no way of getting to the hospital? Do you need me to make a phone call?

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Does cheating affect a marriage badly even though it happened 2-3 times with same woman and the wife doesn't know about it? Are wives usually that blind that they can't tell if the husband is having an affair? Do husbands' attitude change? What the... Do me a favor. Read what you just asked. I don't care if it was the same woman. Cheating is why this world sucks. You devote yourself to a single person in this crazy freakin' world hoping that if anyone, they will keep you going. And then to have that person screw you over is just unexcusable.

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Give me the five best places to see in your state/providence. How would you like it wrapped?

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Is honesty necessary for a truly successful marriage? You need either honesty or gullability.

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I know at 17 year olds old, I can be emancipated. However, I can't support myself entirely. Can a 17 year old live with a friend that's over 18? Do I need my parents consent? Also, is it possible to avoid court involvement? If not, what CAN You are still the responsibility of your parents untill 18. If you can't support yourself then what the heck are you thinking? I have an empty box from my fridge if you need a place to stay. If you want to avoid court involvement, then your parents can't possibly be abusive. Stay at home, get a freakin education, or you will ruin your life. I moved out when I was 17. I hate myself...

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What would be the first things I say to a girl I like, who I've seen around for 3 years at school, but have never spoken one word to "My name Tim Pitt, I'm Brad Pitts' brother."

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How many tears have you cried? 3, before I cut my own eye out. And don't you dare tell anyone!!!

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We get paid for 40 hours of work. How many hours do you really work? 40-60. Depending on the week. Ugh... thanks for reminding me. I wish I could follow this up with a crappy joke about how I don't actually do 40-60 hours worth of work...

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Has anyone googled there own name, and what results did you get? Amazon.com: Sophie's Heart: Books: Lori WickAfter the tragic death of his wife, Alec Riley struggles to put his life back together. He and his three children are lost in their grief...until Sophie ... I make for a crappy book.

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Do you find school easy or hard? Or just plain dumb? When I was in school I abused it. Thought it was too easy, and I guess you could say dumb, since my attendace was poor. Sure wish I appreciated it more now though.

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If, someone gets injured and has to have a metal plate put in their body, Can they still get on an airplane? I have a friend who has 2 titanium rods in his back, along with a ton of screws and wires. All it takes is the scar and a wave of the wand.

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Barack Obama is running for President of USA as African-American. Do you agree that he is African-American? His white Amer mother divorced his black Kenyan father when he was 2 years. He was raised in a white middle class family in Hawaii and Indonesia. He's an American. Period. Since when has ethnicity been debatable anyway?

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When you feel so stressed that you cant studdy (when you have to) how do you relax? I buy stuff. My wallet has made me very good at coping with stress.

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If an answer receives a low rating, do you automatically blame it on trolling, or do you realize that the low rating could be from someone who honestly found the answer to be "Not Helpful"? An answer should either be a clear cut opinion of the question, or it should be hilarious. Mean spirited is the only thing that gets a down rate from me. (unless it was because of awful spelling. That just bothers me.)

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Is it true that Goerge Bush was shot and killed? I havn't been following up on the news at all lately. I made this mistake with anna nicole the other day, so I will be very careful and say I do not know. Please seek alternative referances.

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Ladies, what is your opinion on whether men should shave their private area? One word. Braids.

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The coldest temperature ever recorded is -89 celsius. Is it at all possible to survive in that sort of cold? Someone had to record that temperature.

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Will Drublic reach the glory of Level 60 by the end of the week? He only has about 2,300 points to make up as of today I think I'll beat him there! Oh... nevermind.

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There's someone in my parent's cybercafe who really stinks. We don't want to offend him, but customers are complaining, what can we do? You could have a superbowl themed "dump a bucket of gatorade over someone's head" day.

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What would you rather have a horse or a dog? The dog is cheaper. Just buy a big one.

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If you resurrect one president. Who would it be? You didn't specify what kind of president so I will go with Walt Disney, president of disney. I know he wants it the most.

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Which of these 2 do you consider as your one of your worst habits? Cursing or Spending? I do both. Alot.

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Whats the worse excuse youv heard for taking a day off work? This is the best one I've heard. "My boyfriend bought me a bunny rabbit, but I can't give it the love that it needs. I have to go return it to the store." She was crying hysterically the entire time.

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What is your favorite dog breed? Wiener dog!

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What is your opinion about bottled water like Evian and other brands of bottled water , do you really think it is good and comes from somewhere special , or is it just filtered water from some tap at the factory? I'm going to start bottling my toilet water, I'll let you know how it sells.

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What's a good first job for a teenager? Whatever will teach them that they want to go to college. Stick em' in retail.

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What do you do when someone on the train is falling asleep on your shoulder drooling? Claim I have tourette syndrome and that is why their face hurts.

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Have you ever had your identity stolen? I had my debit card info stolen from the banks computers. Maybe in a week or two they will get the rest of my identity...

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Would a nation wide lottery be a viable option in the US to balance the budget and/or eliminate taxes? The problem is the government is very bad at giving money back. So it would be some crazy 13 digit lottery, with 2 powerballs.

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What do you think the driving speed limit should be on highways? Get rid of the speed limit, but line the roadside with landmines. It will work itself out.

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To join the ranks of people that are asking these annoying fill in the blank type questions, what word would you put here_________? (>_<) ‹^› That's as close to the finger as I can get.

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What kind of animal is the 'cutest' when it is a newborn? need i say more?

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When do you put your foot down? When I get out of bed.

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Horses or Cows? I've never eaten horse before.

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Is it wrong to hit on someone at a funeral? Depends on how sad they look.

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Would you care for a kiss? last time I said yes to that question it ended up costing me fifty bucks.

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If I smashed the skulls of all the people on AB would I get put in the penalty box you need a friend.

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Is trollstopper a homo that likes pickles in his butt ......

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How did you first learn about Answerbag? Not something I'm proud of, but I google something about johnny depp. Someone told me he lived in the same town I worked in and I had to prove her wrong. I got intrested when I saw the bizarre questions people asked. Someone asked what kind of toothpaste he uses....

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What is your Weight? 175. I'm just breaking the ice, because you don't want a girl to stumble on this one first.

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Do any of you like Barney? There's a little thing called social acceptability. It's bad enough most of us have been banished to the internet as it is.

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What is the treatment for answerbag addiction? Quick someone get that man some porn!!

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If some one with bad breath kissed you what would you do? Lick the floor, to even the score! or you can just dodge that person last second and kiss the person behind them.

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What do your friends think about your time spent on Answerbag? Yeah... must have left that part out.

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My friend lost about sixty pounds (she was in the 200s) She looks amazing. Gorgeous. She lives far away, but I'm afraid that next time I see her I wont be able to speak right and that she'll notice and not want to talk to me. Should I be worried? I've lost a good amount of weight once before. I was spiteful. When friends all of a sudden considered me to be something else just because I lost weight, it didn't fly so well. Anyone who wasn't intrested before shouldn't be intrested now.

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What's your opinion on unibrows? If you are going to have a unibrow then you should also have just one big eye.

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How sarcastic are you? You have no idea.

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Does anybody else get really paranoid when driving along with a police car behind you? Got something to hide??? O_o

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Besides trying to get off herion whatelse could methadone be used for? it is illegal to dispense methadone for anything other than chronic pain. It is no longer used to get off heroin. It also seems to be the over-dose drug of choice.

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Why would someone go around down-rating every question about Wicca? I don't understand alot of the down-rating I've seen.

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What insect would you like to be and why? cockroach. You can be whatever you want but when those damn humans start up with their nuclear bombs, I'll be livin it up.

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Do you think players should be allowed to fight in Hockey? How else would I get my fill of slippery boxing?

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If you hated love, like me, what would your reasons be for hating it? You need a kitten.

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If you call the wrong number do you immediately hang up on the person who answers. No I ask for Maria. Because that's what everyone does to me.

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What occupies your thoughts? You couldn't handle it.

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Do you find it hard to admit that you are wrong? That's the advantage to never being wrong. It sure saves me the frustrations of admitting. I've spent years working on this. But I still find myself defending an error from time to time.

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What should one do if they are frustrated with their current situation and don't see a way out? Start with the user name. But in all honesty time mends all situations. I have found myself in some real messes, and there is always a way out.

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Who was "Deep Throat" in the Watergate scandal? I know who deep throat was in the Bill Clinton scandal.

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When some one says things are about to get worse, what are you thinking? la la la la... Oh sorry I generally don't pay attention to what people are saying to me.

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How do you get yourself to throw up? this is for eductional purposes[school] Be my personal taste tester when I get in the kitchen.

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Do you judge another AB by their level? No. Because I am a low level, and I rock. Although I sure have it out for you high leveled folk.....

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Tomorrow I start work behind the bar of a well renowned restaurant. I have never done this before, any tips? If things go wrong, strip.

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For those with the fear, do you have any real reason, or could explain being afraid of needles? Not afraid of needles, just afraid of needle weilding nurses.

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Ive heard my whole life that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Guys- how does a woman win you over? That was before Burger King and all you can eat buffets. Now you have to work for it.

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Why is love so easy to get into, hard to keep, and hard to get out of? It's easy to say, hard to prove, and inconvienient to end.

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When you love someone, and you are sure they love you, too, but they've never expressed it to you, how can you express it to them? Start with "I love you" Simple and effective!

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Do people hear you when you go to the toilet? Yes. Loud and proud I always say.

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Do you think that there is a layer of human society that looks upon the masses as nothing more than vulgar herd animals? Wait wait... I have another one. The government.

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Why are you shy - because I don't get it? Why must you judge me!

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Do you think that there is a layer of human society that looks upon the masses as nothing more than vulgar herd animals? Donald Trump.

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Have you seen bigfoot? You should see the rug I made out of him.

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What is ur intension being on answerbag exactly? I'm trying to take over the world. Have to start somewhere.

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If i were to hand you 10 dollars right now what would you do with it? Mug you. Good chance anyone giving away 10 bucks has a few more to spare.

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Should commercial aircraft have an alcohol breath test interlock built into the starting system to prevent pilots from flying drunk? This system is used in automobiles when drunk driving must be monitored on those who must drive to work. You think alot of flights get cancelled now... hoo boy.

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Do you talk to people while in an elevator? I hum along with the elevator music at an inapropriate decible.

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What cell phone do you have?Its feature,pluses and minuses? I have a phone from sprint that has an impossible screen to read, shotty reception,no warrenty and an iron clad contract that I can't get out of. Sweeeeet.

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If you are shy what has helped you overcome your shyness? The internet helped me alot at first, it gave me a chance to realize I had alot to offer to a conversation if I could improve the ol' face to face part. Then I got a job in retail, and now you just can't shut me up.

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How do i get me parakeet to talk right back plz Wait a minute... are you the parakeet?

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If you are American, will you vote in the next election? Why / why not? I might skip a few years of voting just so I stop getting those month long phone calls asking me to vote for someone.

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What is a good way to Get stronger abs? I got my ripped abs from a painstaking workout that has taken years to master. Flipping a dorito off my stomach and into my mouth. Takes some wicked stomach... something or other... I give up.

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Which high school did you go to? Henry Abbott Regional Vocational Technical High School. We spent the first 2 symesters learning the name of the school.

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Is it more advantageous to be the oldest, youngest or middle child? Youngest, we get away with murder.

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What is the most unusual college degree you have ever heard of someone earning? What do football players take, so they can skim through college on an NFL bound scholarship?

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Whats the best smell in the world? Curious by Britney Spears.

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Would you ever date inside your race? So long as I don't get stuck with another irish girl, my fridge can only hold so much beer.

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You're at the gates of heaven. What do you think St. Peter will say to you? You got the stuff?

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What do you call the feeling you get when you come home and find a gift waiting for you? Anger. My cat leaves me a gift all the time and I really wish she would stop.

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What is the safest part of an airplane? I've heard a rumor that if you stand on the wing of the plane, good things are bound to happen.

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¿Quien actualmente pasó el tiempo para traducir este texto? Yo soy meaty. I apologize. I have no idea what that means yet still had an unquenchable urge to answer your question.

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What types of intelligence are not measured by IQ tests? I rocked the last IQ test I took, so they can't possibly be that accurate. I am in fact dumb.

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Why are all the Koreans I meet online from South Korea? The nuclear weapons don't mix well with internet signals.

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What happens to people after death? Reborn as an inanimate object. I hope I'm a pencil!

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What's the scariest experience you've had in the wilderness? Never had any scary experiences, but I watched Fern Gully once, and I was scared for them.

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What do you use for home protection? Sharks with lasers on their heads.

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If you were in a quiet room with a bunch of people, what is the most random thing you would yell out? GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

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What is the most common reason for being suspended from AB? By telling you to go.... hmm can't think of anything.

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What is the ultimate prank that I can pull on my room mate? Punch him in the face. Maybe not a creative prank, but he will remember it forever.

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Did you ever wish that you could sing? People have wished that I couldn't before.

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Have you ever flipped your vehicle, if so how many times, and did you get hurt? I just bought a wrangler. I'll let you know next week.

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What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9? A stain and regret.

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Whats the most regrettable thing you have had in your mouth? There are children present. I can not answer.

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Is Anna Nicole Smith dead? She's dead to me! WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BACK ANYMORE!!!

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How would you go about making yourself VERY unpopluar with your current circle of friends and acquaintances outside AB? Constantly persuade your friends to come to your church.

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Why do men and women think SO differently? Women think with their brains. Men however...

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Finish this sentence: 'You know you're old when...' Someone calls you old.

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If you could make a band out of anyone at all, dead or alive, who would be in it? Have you seen Vh1 rock honors? Rob Zombie, Tommy Lee, Slash, Gilby Clark, Scott Ian. They covered kiss. It was pretty freakin awesome.

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Who lives in New York and New Jersey? I'm about 10 minutes from the New York state line. But I can't think of anyone who would want to live in New Jersey.

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What dog breed is best? The wiener dog.

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Anorexic people calculate their daily intake of calories very precisely and disciplined: How does vomiting fit into this picture? It doensn't seem disciplined nor calculated... Vomiting would make them beulimic. They are actually 2 very different disorders. Anorexics just don't eat. Beulimics will eat but vomit shortly after before their body can absord the nutrition.

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My GF of four months hid and lied about kissing a guy the first week when we met each other. Just last night when I found out from him she finally admitted it. She cried, was so scared to tell me, but has lied about small things B4.Should I stay w/her? Let me lay down a time line for you real quick. I was dating a girl. She did the same thing, lied about it, and I found out a year later. We stayed together for another 3 years before getting engaged. It happened again. Not engaged anymore. Once a cheater always a cheater, if they can't respect you from day 1 don't expect it years down the road.

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If the news reported your week, what would be the headline? The news has been cancelled due to low ratings.

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Is it true that black belts are required to register their bodies as deadly weapons? The only people who say that are those who pretend to be black belts.

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When people ask you what you're thinking, do you tell them the truth? No one should ever know what is really going on in my head.

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Do you fully trust anyone? Answer honestly. Does the cat count?

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What comes first, your boyfriend/girlfriend or your mates??? xx nobody wants to sleep on the couch. the girlfriend

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Who was Riley and what was so good about his life? .... I'm Riley...

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Why do you answer question on AB? do you do it for the points or for something else? (be specific) Can't a guy spread some cheer?

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Do you think it's stupid that just because of a superstition hotels and other large buildings dont have floors or rooms marked 13? that's just male ego talking. Why have a 19 floor hotel when it could be 20.... Never big enough.

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Did you ever get skipped ahead a grade in school? Which grade? 3rd. I always wonder what life would have been like if I didn't.

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At what age did you start drinking alcohol? What did you start with? 17. I started with vodka and orange juice, and red bull and vodka. Haven't had a drink in years though.(go me!)

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Who was the most influential person in history? Oprah. Can you believe how many books she sells?

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Why do many elementary, middle, and high schools block Myspace from being accessed on school computers? (Maybe not in class, but in a library during a lunch break, for example.) asides from the lack of educational value that myspace has, I would bet it's because of the content. Basically once rejected from the porn industry they all seem to turn to myspace.

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What is the most suprising fact to you? hurricanes reduce the effects of global warming.

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Where was the worst place you slept? Why? I had one of those "got too drunk" experiences. There was a small party on my friends dock. I fell asleep in a small dingy they had on shore. So my wonderful friends pushed me out on the lake. I woke up rather confused.

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What do you wear to bed? asides from clothes I seem to wear a cat on my chest.

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What does your happy dance look like? Irish jig all the way. And boy do I kick

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I am planning to have children and would like your input on some names for boys and girls. Unique ones. Thanks! my kids will be either amber or alec. Though it would have to be alec jr.

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Are we friends? The ones I have now are pain enough. I don't think I can handle any more. Unless you want to fill the rich friend position I have been looking for.

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Have any big plans for Valentines day? At work for 12 hours! Speaking of which, better call the florest in the morning....

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Can postal workers refuse to deliver mail in cold weather? They better freakin not! I want my bills and junk mail!

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How can i get my husband to take a shower? he goes at lest 4,5 days without bathing. Install a tv in the shower.

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For those kids who have always been the smart one, what do you think of your "average" minded friends? Sorry buddy no grade curve today!

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Are you proud of you`r past? I'm proud of the person I am today. So I must be proud of my past for where it has taken me.

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Do you think if a male's chest hair is showing with an open collared shirt that it is in bad taste? I saw a clerk at the USPS and his chest hair looked nice. Grrrr..... This is generally referred to as "Taco meat". It is impolite to display ones taco meat to others. First it's chest hair, then back hair. Where will the madness stop?

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If drinking and driving is illegal than why do bars have parking lots? The parking lot is where you take the person you've spent countless hours in the bar trying to take home. The car can be a bed away from beds.

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Why are there Braille keys on drive-up ATMs? Have you seen the people who work at the DMV? You could walk in with a seeing eye dog and get a lisence.

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What's the best way to frame a person you dislike, as in embarrass them? oh so many possibilities. It depends on many things. A good start that works on any gender is to ceran wrap the toilet seat. I find that annonymous pranks are the best. If you can gain access to said persons' house. Most likely through a party if you don't get along to well, go with the upper decker. (leave a present in the top portion of toilet bowl) Is there a reason all of...

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If you had to choose between the ability to fly or the ability to control time; which would you choose? I'll take time. If I could control time I could always spend a few years developing some kind of crappy rocket pack to fly for me.

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Was Yoda as powerful, or more powerful, than Obi-Wan Kenobi? At 800 some odd years old how could he not? Yoda by a long shot.

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What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble? Grissom from CSI. Only about 25 years younger. I seem to be catching up on the gray though. Damn irish hair.

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Blu-ray Vs. HD-DVD. Who will win the format war? I think this all depends on the sucsess of the ps3. If Sony can pull this thing off in better fasion then blu-ray could steal this one. Though as it goes now I believe HD-DVD is better positioned to win this one.

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Are you on roll-ie chair, or a normal one? Stupid normal chair. God I wish i had a rollie chair. What freakin year are we in? Why should a guy have to stand up to slide his chair back?! Curse it all, now I have to go buy a new chair because of you.

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I've been married 20+ years and have 2 children. I'm not and haven't been happy with my husband for a very long time. I have since met and fell in love with another man. What should I do? You have a responsibility to your children first and foremost. Whatever the outcome do not loose their respect. Another man can do that in a heartbeat. On a personal note I was 17 when my parents split. My parents were married for 25 years, and my mother was not happy for many of them. As the years progressed it got harder for her, but she stuck it out for us. I had a 3.8 GPA until they...

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Is a lie detector test fool proof? It's the truth if you believe it is. Basically they only pick up on changes in blood pressure, sweat, and heart beat. Control the emotions and control the test.

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What is the difference between truth and news? That's like comparing potatoes to lawn furniture. News is gossip presented with a coat and tie.

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Who will win superbowl 41? As much as I like brian urlacher, you need a quarterback to win a superbowl. Colts.

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Why is the number 4 represented on clocks as IIII instead of IV? Can't say that I have ever seen it that way. My clocks all have it as IV.

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Young marriages, how do you feel about them? be hones i want your opinion The farther back in time you go the younger people got married. So it depends on the maturity of the individuals involved. 100 years ago kids didn't grow up with video games, they were raised much more strict. So I guess they would've been ready for marriage sooner. I don't know, I am a strong proponent of following the heart.

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Have you ever had something 'inserted' into your body without you wanting it there? Ever fallen asleep at the wrong party? We'll just go with a finishing nail in the hand. That was unpleasant as well.

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Describe evidence that in your opinion, proves God has a sense of humor. The poorly equipped man.

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Shall i have another drink or go to bed? Considering you are still using punctuation and spelling correctly, You can't possibly be drunk enough. Pound another one.

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Do you feel violent video games and movies have tainted or warped your children's minds? I do not. But I play violent video games and watch violent movies, so my opinion is probably tainted.

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My hair keeps going static whenever i brush/straighten it in my room! How do i stop it? Its driving me CRAZY! Buzz cut.

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Do your feel that some people take being downrated here too seriously? There should be a button to downrate people in real life.

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Can you describe yourself in one word? stubborn There is probably a better one for me but I can never spell the names of those crazy disorders.

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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.) snoopy southwell. A porn name with meaning

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? Hey don't roll up your window. It doesn't make me go away.

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I found a pill that is red in color, round and has I-2 on it. What kind of pill is this It's ibuprofen 200

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What do you think about taking 2mg of diazapam before a driving test, will it help keep me calm? yeah definately not worth the risk if you've never taken it before. Nothing quite flunks a driving test like falling asleep at the wheel.

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If you could have a billboard in your yard, what would it say? Get out of my yard I have a gun.

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What was the first thing you said today? "Who the hell are you?... Not again."

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Can the earth be destroyed, if so how do you see this happening? give us a few more years...

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Do you hate anyone? If yes who? Why? Absolutely. You know who you are... Stupid freakin Planters Peanut guy.

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What's the funniest name you've ever heard? I swear to god I'm not making this up. I work in a pharmacy, one day I had a guy come in for an antibiotic. He was about 80 or so years old. His name was Wilburn Pussey. I can't vouch for the pronunciation. Oh and I also had one named Thang Thong. It sounds like a door bell with a lisp.

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What are some things you shouldn't ask people you just met? can you get out of my bed?

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Is ugly the new pretty? Now my understanding of ugly has always been ugly. I sure hope they don't strip what little reality I have left away from me. Ugly is pretty... what a world.

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If you could have a personal theme song, what would it be? How can I not answer with "eye of the tiger"?

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What do you think about the news today that mankind is definitely responsible for global warming. The real question is do we need more fuel efficient cars or more hurricanes?

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What is your biggest Pet Peeve? my girlfriend. nothing specific. just her.

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Whats your favorite kind of Hot Pocket? meatball. There is nothing comparable to tiny chunks of sorta-beef