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Do guys ever go for the quiet, shy, and sexually inexperienced girls? Of course they do. It just depends on the guy and what he likes.

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What one thing would your mother want to change about you? Everything. My mother realy didn't care about me because I wasn't like her and didn't want to do what she wanted me too. She just want a doll to dress up and live through vicariously when I was younger and for my children when I got older. I refused and I ended up walking away because I was tired of being manipulated.

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Why do women not get that when you are friendly with guys that we think you are flirting with us/them. Because we're mature enough that we understand that just because someone is nice to us doesn't mean they're flirting. I know it might be hard for you to understand, but contrary to what the pornos tell you not everything in this world has to do with sex and not every woman wants to bone you. So will you, please, grow up and join the rest of us grown ups.

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What is a good way to keep your son from telling his mom that you took him to Hooters for lunch? Don't take him there in the first place. Or as I like to put it be a good example.

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Who lives on in your heart? Jay, my fiance who passed, and my Great Grand parents.

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Why does it mean when a man tells you he loves you on the first date? 1.He wants to get laid. 2.He's a psycho. 3.He's out to use you.

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Are you biased against people of other religions? Do you really listen to what they have to say? If not, why? Not realy. You can beleive what ever you want so long as nobody gets hurt because of it as far as I'm concerned. The only time I get annoyed is when they protlitize and tell me I'm going to hell for what I believe. It's even worse when they try to tell me a bunch of lies about my religion. I'll go off then.

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Aha..did you notice that I saw you do that? I did it, but I'm blaming you.

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What do you think of when you think of Hooters? girls or hot wings? I think sluts in tiny out fits servering bad, over priced food that has to be slathered in a sauce to be ediable to a bunch of slobbering idiots who are too busy looking at boobies to realize they're being taken for a ride.

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Be honest women, do you ever use your breasts or other body parts or even flirting to get ahead in life? Nope, I just flirt for fun. The way I see it if I have to use my body to get what I want and am not judged on my abilities or who I really am on the inside what ever or who ever it is isn't worth it.

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When did you know your S/O was "the one"? It took a long time for me to realize it. About four months. I was driving home one day playing with the peice of quartz he had given me that I'd hung from my rear veiw mirror and it jsut hit me I was more in love whith him then anyone I had ever met. It took me a little longer to tell him that though. We were just friends and I didn't want to ruin it.

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Is it possible to get pregnant when your boyfriend comes all over your hand and his and then he puts his fingers inside you immediately after this,also i'm not on the pill... Yes, you can. It doesn't matter how the little swimmers get in there just that they get there and in one peice. The fact you're not using Birth Control makes it even more likely.

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If I pay support to my childrens mother, and now they live with me and she moves away and no longer paying child support, do I still need to pay some type of support to her if she earns less than me? You need to call your attorney and get that fixed. If you have custody and she does not, even if she makes less, she should be paying you child support. The support was never for her, but for the children and you now have the added burden of being their sole support. See whay I hate this system? They don't even pay attention to who has custody.

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If I asked you to, "Have a Blessed Day" what would you think or say? I would think you're being very nice and polite to me and wish a you a "Blessed Day" as well as "May the Fates be With You".

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Would you date someone who gets paid for sex? He/she really likes you tho I don't care how much they like me. I'm not dating a prostitute and ending up with a desease like AIDs. I'd even go far as to say I won't even be friends with one. Did that, not doing it again. On top of that how would I even dare raise my children to be moral and faithfull when my own partner isn't?

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Would you date someone that owned a porn production company? I'd rather eat glass and wash it down with acid then date a porn producer. These guys are no better then drug dealers. All they do is detroy people's lives so they can make a quick buck. If you look at how they get their actresses you'd understand why. Most of these girls are menatlly and emmotionally unstable from years of abuse and have drug addictions with little to no...

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What is the best way to dispose of a body? If you mean completely acid, but that hard to get a hold. The next would be throw it out to sea where savenger fish that aren't fished live. All other methods leave behind too much trace evidence or take to long.

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When I came home today I found my miniture horse and its eye was swollen shut with pus around it alot of it and its ear was scaled how could this have happened we have a metal fence thought maybe she got her head stuck in it? Help Well, it could be an injury from getting stuck in the fence or it could be there's something in the eye or an infection and your horse might have tried to rub it out on the fence. Either way you need to call a vet to see exactly what's up and to get antibiotics.

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Are human female's and male's equal? We are, but we still have very distinct diffrences that make us each uniquie.

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How many men have ever been to a hooker, had one come to them, at a bachelors party, or phone sex hookers, please be honest guys, OK? I'm not a guy, but most of my friends are. The majourity of them have not been to a prostitute in the way most people think of with a street walker or a call girl. Most have been to strip clubs and will admit that these places are fronts for prostitution rings where services range from the ever popular lap dance to full sex without a condom in the club. Out of these guys only two ever went...

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I am 19, finished college and got best grades (animal management). I really feel the need to push myself and achieve a diploma in something such as psychology or medicine. Is it too late to achieve this, and how do I decide which career I want to pursue? It's never too late. At 19 you have the world at your feet, Hon. Go for broke. I say with the animal management you already have a good foundation for a degree to be a vet. The best way to decide is to read up and see which intrests you more. Or if you can get a job working with a vet or in a psychiatirst office.

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Isn't it amazing that these people who ask questions like "I love my BF but hez sleepin w/ my mom n i don no wat 2 do?" for their first and only submission on AB seem to find and join AB just as these Earth-shattering calamities befall them? It sure is.

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Do you think it is right to force a child to sit there and finish everything on their plate? Well, that all depends. If they asked for that much I do tell them they have to finish it all so they don't watse food. If I put there and they don't finish I just tell them they get nothing else like desert because they obviously weren't hungry.

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My husand tells me that virtually all men have used the services of a prostitute at some time in their lives....is that really true guys? You're husband is a liar trying to justify cheating on you and paying women to let him sexually abuse them. I know very few men who have used protitutes or who regularly go to strip clubs. And the ones that do are mentally, emmotionally, and sexually immature and abusive to both their partners and the prostitutes and strippers they use. Statistics and sex therapists also bear this out. I...

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Is it really still such a double standard that it's okay for men to get laid on their stag night but it would be considered unacceptable for the bride-to-be to do the same? You bet it is. I also call it cheating and grounds for immediate dismissal of the jackass.

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Could you forgive a close relative for molesting your child? No, but I would kill them with out a second thought.

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Adoption: Should the birth father have a say? Yes, he should. As far as I'm concerned if she agrees to do the deed with him she's agreed to sharing the resposability of the act with him. It's just as much his child as it is her's even if it is her body that carries the child and he should have the same rights as she does. I have a feeling if this was the case there'd be far fewer unplanned pregnacies, abortions,...

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Can anyone give me an example of why AB staff would put someone in the Penalty Box? It all depends. Sometimes they've really broken the rules. Sometimes it's all about a personal issue.

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My favorite Gypsy of all time, Arisztid has advanced to the esteemed level of Guru. Who would love to join me in congratulating him on this tremendous achievement? Me, me, me! Congratulations, Ari, you are credit to your people in all ways.

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My boyfriend has a domestic violence charge for a fight we got in last year. He didnt take care of it and now has a warrant. He seems to think if we get married they will drop the charge. Anyone think so? No, they won't. He's going to jail on two charges now. Now I'm going to adress the domestic violence. What the hell are you thinking marring a guy who put his hands on you? Do you think marring him will make him turn into a nice guy? Well, it won't. The abuse will get worse because that ring will make him think he owns you. After that ceremony there will be two ways...

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If you had a crush on another ABer but didn't want it pout out there all over AB for fear of being harshly judged by some members how would you deal with not being able to be yourself with that person out in the open here? You know how I feel about people and their opinions. Screw 'em 'cause they don't matter. I say follow your heart and do what feels right because life is too damn short. What have you got to lose? Not a damn thing.

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If you have pics of the females your husband is cheating with (they sent to him)can you post them on youtube or my space and make it public? I'd do it.

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Which is worse, a woman breastfeeding in public or a woman who flashes her boobs to all the drunks in the bar? The drunk slut in the bar. There is absalutly no way in this world anyone with any sense could compare a breatsfeeding mother doing what her body is inteneded to do with some idiot looking for attention by acting a fool.

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Why are political/social moderates, Agnostics, and any other middle-of-the-road thinkers reviled in today's society? Is fanaticism now a prerequisite for respect in this country? I have no idea. I think we need to start getting off our high horses on both sides and start doing what is best for us as a country instead of worring about political leanings.

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Is it possible to disagree with a Democrat without being considered a warmongering corporate whore? I do it all the time and you know I'm not a warmongering corporate whore.

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Is it possible to disagree with a Republican without being considered a godless Communist Al-Queda sympathizer? I sure hope so. After all I'm a Conservative who doesn't always agree with what they do, but that doesn't make me a tree hugging hippie.

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Im 8weeks pregnant and my boyfriend wants a abortion i said no i wont abort, he has been very ugly even said he swears he will take the baby once it is born! he said im having this baby alone and once its born he will get visitations, im so confused? He's full of it. He won't even have custody or visatation because you're not married. You will have full custody. Which means he can't take the baby unless he signs a write of paternity and proves you're an unfit mother in court or you give him permission to take the baby. In cases like this the most he will get is visatation if that. Plus he'll have to pay you...

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Do you act your age or your shoe size? Depends on what I feel like.

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Which is better the marines or the air force? The Marines of course. There's a reason why they're the "First Ones in and the Last Ones Out". They have the most training and discipline of any of the other branches combined. And that uniform! Oh, don't get me started on that.

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Did it storm where you live today? A little bit tonight. My three year old thought the thunder and lightening were fireworks. I told him they're special ones from his Daddy in Heaven.

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Do you think the community leaders actually help? No, I don't. At first I was all for the program, but as far as I can see now that it's up and running it didn't fullfill it's promise of a better AB.

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When I found my brother dead, he had a thick (perhaps foamy or grainy looking) mustard colored substance from his mouth . He was dead at least 12 hours before being found. Does anyone know what the substance was? My condolences and I'm sorry you had to go through that. This is going to be very gross, but it was more then likely voimit consisting of stomach bile that he expelled when he died.

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I'm 26, have a very stable job and 2 months pregnant. My boyfriend suggests we get married to take advantage of what the military can offer. I don't want to get married for circumstance, but should we? HELP! Unless you two were goinmg to get married anyways I wouldn't do this. Trust me, circumstance is no reason to get married. Only love and commitment is. Also if you do this and the military finds out you married just for benifits you could get in some serious trouble. They're called contract marriages and they are seen as a form of fraud by the military. So the querstion is do you want...

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Ok i need help my husband is in the army . could any of these meds make him fail a drug test.? he is on pseudoephedrine (sudafed).diclofenac75 mg.sertraline 10 mg. trazodone200mg,divalproex 500mg 2 times a day,omepraomeprazole 20 mg, relpax 20mg,tylenol All I can say is I hope he has informed his CO he has been ill and has been prescribed these drugs before he returns to duty from being SIQ. If not and he can't prove the prescription ones were prescribed he's screwed.

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What is the perfect job for a stoner? Doorstop

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Why do you think your children are gonna wait to be in relationships and have sex? cause they aren't. i promise. Because I'm raising them the way I wasn't. The right way with strong morals,ethics, and self control and respect with a healthy dose of responsability and understanding of the consequences of their actions. I'm also giving them sex ed as soon as they start asking about it instead of waiting till it's too little too late. You know the complete oppisite of how we do it here...

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Is it possible to move on after you found the one you know you will love forever, and can't be with that person? If it really was forever love then you'd still be together. What you're feeling right now is what I call the woulda, coulda, and shouldas being a pain in your ass. Eventually you're going to have to move on because that's just how life works. I know because I'm working on that right now after a year and a half of mourning for my fiance. I will always love him, but I...

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I WANT THE TRUTH!! Who here dislikes Hispanics being here? My hubby is Mexican, but it doesn't matter. Speak up! You want to know the truth? This thing with the illegal border crossings is not just about the illegal aliens from hispanic countries, but those of all ethnicities. The only reason why you hear so much about those from hispanic countries is because they are the most vocal about wanting those things they don't deserve when they come here illegally. We are sick and tired of people crossing...

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I am being pursued by a married man who is a friend...from long ago. Having issues in the marriage, how serious should this be taken? Run, Bambi, Run! Do not answer his calls. If he shows up where you are leave. Return anything he sends you. Block that e-mail adress as spam. Having any contact with this guy is going to be nothing, but trouble. He's just looking for a way to relive those glory days and the more contact you have with him the more he's going to think you want the same thing. In the end a whole lot of...

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Your partner cheated, you took them back, how do you not think about what they did? I think about it everyday for a little bit each day, how do I not think about it? How do you get the feelings & thoughts out of your head? THANK YOU:) I hate to tell you, but as someone who's been in your shoes, so long as you are with that person it never really goes away. Those thoughts will always be swirling in your head somewhere. And trying not to think about it will just make it worse.

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-I cheated on my bf and he found out and we argue alot bout it. We broke up 4 a while and I went with 2 other guys. I'm so scared to tel hm wat shud I do? I duno why I did it cos I love hm so much and dnt wana lose hm :'-( I know why you did it. You're immature, selfish, and wanted to see what you could get away with. You don't love this guy. If you did you wouldn't have cheated in the first place. You love using him and dragging him trough broken glass every time you get an itch. It's not really him you're worried about losing. It's the roof over your head. It's time to fess up...

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How do I tell my parents I'm preganant? I don't know if i can do it and I'm thinking of getting an abortion without telling them. WHAT DO I DO? Honey, you have no choice, but to tell them. For one thing it's going to be a little hard to hide it once you start to show and then have a baby suddenly appear. You're also going to need prenatal care for both you and the baby so you can both be healthy. Pregnancy, especially for teen mothers and their babies, is still a very dangerous thing. Not only by it's very nature because...

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If i have herpes(from ex husband)can i recieve oral sex without passing it With no real way of blocking transmission or knowing when you are contagious I think the risk is just too high to engage in this. Herpes can be passed on throughg oral sex and carried in the mouth just as easily as it can be through genital contact. Once contracted even kissing, eating, and drinking can pass it on to others.

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Is there ANY form of legal prostitution? There is and it's supposedly highly regulated. This includes not only street prostitution, but brothels, strip clubs, and escourt services. It hasn't done any good to curb the involvement of organized crime, violence against the women, unwanted pregnancy, STDs, or any of the illegal forms such as using under age girls or sex slavery, or resulting social fall out. These women still...

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Ladies: what do you do when a Hot guy passes you by? Are you kidding me? I look. And for as long as I can can get away with it.

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Have you ever playfully fought or wrestled with the opposite sex? Used to all the time. The end result was the best part.

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Would you ever grab someone in a headlock and hold their face in your sweaty arm pit? I do this to my sons and nephews all the time. Drives my oldest nephew nuts because he has this crazy idea that being 13 and playing football you're skinny, little aunt should not be able to do this to you.

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Does cash flow from you like diarrhea from the buffalo? Man, I don't even get to see the money to get the buffalo diarrhea.

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Do you freak, grind, or just dance. Or all the above? Baby, this girl's milkshakes bring all the Boys to the yard. So that would be D, all of the above.

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Why do you have to be so sarcastic about it? Because it's what I do.

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In what time period and place in the world do you feel you've lived before? That would be Ireland when our family was part of the Blood Royal. My uncle even calls me "The Throw Back Kid" because out of all the family I still act like I'm more Irish then American and have since I was little. I'll even get a brough if I'm ticked off or very happy. And it's noticable. I went so far as to go back to the Old Relgion and to follow as many of the...

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Why is talking about Jesus's sexual orientation off-limits? I have no idea other then it might upset the Christian sensability that Jesus was a man who some how was not human in his desires or body. It stikes me as odd they can except him as human in every facette, but this. After all how else would he full understand what being a man is if he has no sexual desires towards others? However, there is no doubt in my mind that he was heterosexual and very...

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Do you think polygamy is wrong? Why or why not? Didn't the mormon church denounce polygamy? Considering it creates an imbalance of power in the relationships I think it is. Marriage was meant to be an equal partnership between two people. In polygamy that power shifts to the husband holding the majourity with the wives fighting over the power role that should belong to one woman. In the end they have to defere to him in all things. These women litterly have to shove down their...

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Former Christians, is one of the reasons you left the church, because you found church boring? I left because I didn't believe a single one of the teachings. In the end I was so sickened by what was being preached I was getting up and walking out of the sermons. It didn't help the preacher could back up what he was saying with the Bible.

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I have a baby with the man I love but he says he hates me and doesn't want to be with me. What do I do? You deal with the fact you got used and ended up with a child you're now going to have to take care of alone for the next 18 years. There's no way you're going to make him love you and it's best to just leave it alone for your's and the child's sake.

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If someone breaks up with you, why do they insist on staying friends and having sex? doesn't that complicate things? It sure does. Makes it real hard to move on and find someone new because you're still really stuck with the person you broke up with. It's better to not even be freinds any more.

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Chickas: Is it sort of wierd to bring a chick to the movies on a first date? Only if it's porno. Anything else and you're all good.

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Is it true that you can eat dandylions? It's very true. They use it in all kinds of foods including salades and wines. You just have to watch when you pick it because the older is the more bitter it tastes.

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I caught my gf in bed with 2 guys, 1 girl, a goat and a giraffe. There also was some porno that was on TV. Is this cheating? I'd say a law was broken some where. Not to mention your bed springs. This is so "WTF?" even I'm hoping you got a video.

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I recently joined AB on another account and had to delete it. I am curious as to whether I best stay on AB or go to the other big site yahoo answers. Have any of you been too or know anything about yahoo? I would like pros and cons of both AB & yahoo. Ty! I started out on Yahoo because of my fiance, but later switched to AB. I like it much better then quite a few Q and A sites out there.

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To the people who don't believe, why do you come in and down rate everyone's answer that does. If you don't believe stay out of the Christian questions. Let those of us who believe continue to do so. It is our right. We don't. If anything we get down rated for posting our veiws and opions while getting prothelitized too that we're going to hell for not being a Christian. As for not posting on a Christian question the same could be said for you guys posting on the questions for other religions. We also have every right to post on questions about Christianity if we want too. You don't have a...

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Why is it, that some guys (by that I mean, ones that only care about getting laid) think it would be "awesome" to be a gynocologist? Because nobody told them about the fact that with the good comes the bad and the ugly. And most of the time you're only going to see the ugly because we avoid going to the gyno like it's the plague. So just immagine that hot chick putting her feet up in the stirrups and all you get is an eye full of warts and a really bad whiff of something even Masingill can't help. Now...

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Me and my BF have an agreement about love and lust being different and so sleep with other people alot. Is that an okay thing to do if we're careful and tell eachother about it? I sleep with other men at least once a week. Is that an okay thing to do? No, it's not. Doing what you two are doing is not a sign of a healthy relationship. It shows some serious control issues on both your parts. As in you want to see how far you can hurt each other by doing this before one of you breaks. It's like having an affair and then rubbing their noses it while they can do nothing about it. What you are doing is going to create anger, jealousy,...

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If your daughter gets pregnant why is it automatically the boy's fault? Wasn't she present, legs wide apart, while he had an orgasm inside her? Who says we only blame one and not the other? I see it as six people's fault. Two kids and four adults. The only thing is it's usally the girl and her parents who get left cleaning up the mess after Romeo abandons Juliette.

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Should we have a "The Girls of Answerbag" calendar-with the proceeds going to charity? Ladies-would you be in it? Only if I'm clothed.

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Does the user keithold have all his to questions with "G'Day [user] Thank You for your question...." ? does it make anyone else day just by reading that? He sure does. And that's why I love reading his answers to me.Makes ya feel special.

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Im would like to wear a bright colbalt ( blue)dress to a wedding. what color heels should i wear? i'm thinking either silver or gold?? please help! I would say silver. I always liked silver and blue together. Especially dark blue.

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Is there somebody you will never forget in your life? My fiance who passed and not just because we had a son together. He was a man above all and all who knew him will never forget him.

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You have five seconds to decide if you would prefer a free cruise or five thousand dollars. Which do you chose? I'll take cash, please. I hate the water and need the money more then a cruise.

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I'm trying to get into The Beatles. Any Song suggestions? Blackbird has always been my favourite, but for the full experiance listen to a whole album like The White Album or St. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

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Do we really know the truth, or, will we ever know the full truth behind the events of September 11, 2001? We know exactly what happened that day. A small group of terriourists under the guidence of Osama Bin Lauden did what they do best. They hid completely under our radar and managed to exact the largest act of terriosm on US soil in history to create mayhem and fear. This shouldn't be too hard to fathum since they do this all over the world on any given day to any number of countries. We...

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What were you doing when you heard about what happened on 9/11? How did you feel at that moment? I can remeber exactly what I was doing. My son and I had just gotten up and had turned on the TV to watch the horse jumping competions from Europe. The TV happened to be on CNN and it was showing pictures of the first tower on fire with reports it had been hit by a comercial airliner. At first I was like "Holy crap, how does that happen?" and went to wake up my ex-husband thinking it...

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Got a $10.00 certificate for Victoria's Secret for my birthday. Could not use it on sale items. Can you guess what I got with it? One pair of panties. The cheap cotton ones.

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Is it cheating when your husband is texting and sending photos and videos of masturbaing to and from other women? Oh, it's cheating alright. In order to be sending these videos there has to be some kind of relationship between him and these women even if it's only prostitution. Which wouldn't surprise me. I say pack his crap and toss him before it escalates any more then it already has. And believe me it will. Especially if you stay because you'll teach him he can do what ever he wants...

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What/who influenced you to believe in what you believe in, regarding religion/spirituality? My mom did, but not in the way she wanted too. She was a Christian, but also was a hippie back in the day and with that came an interest in the occult. She had stuff like Runes and Cartouche cards she used to let me play with. She also went to psychic fairs and belived in ghosts. Well, that started the spark that got me looking into other religions. With that came the switch from Christian to...

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What would you do if you saw a Penquin with Red Wings? Tell him he had some smutts on him.

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Do you ever want to see just how much trouble you can get into? All the time. Especially when I'm bored.

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Are you next? What if the Gov decided any religion not on their approved list could have their children taken by the state, like in Texas? If my religion called for me to abuse my children I would hope someone would have the good sense to take my kids away from me. When it comes to children you err on the side of caution and remove them so the next time you show up with the proof you're not faced with the kids having been moved or dead. This wasn't about weather or not anyone liked the religion. It wasn't even...

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A boob job is yours for free. Would you do it? As vain as it is, as unnessary as it is, and as stupid as I know I'm being I would jump at the chance for a free boob job. I'm tired of having a chest that's so small it's almost completely flat.

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Can I be forced to pay back child support if the mother of my child was living in my home "rent free" for over a year with the baby? I understand paying for the support now that she is gone, but she wants back pay from date of birth! Unless you can prove you were supporting the child for that time you could very well be screwed. They're going to want to recipts and proof of mailing address and such. And I feel your pain. I've been both a client of child support and someone ordered to pay. As far as I can see that agency is useless. The money they're suppost to collect they refuse too if they actually have to...

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Do you think it is wrong to use a horse to race? I think it hurts the horse. Your thoughts? I've worked with race horses and I can tell you that racing a well breed, properly trained,and well cared for race horse is not going to hurt it. These horses are not just loved by the people who care for them, but are large investments. Over racing them or abusing them would be counter productive. There's also safe guards put in place by each country's Jockey Club to make sure...

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My grandmother told me I could get a credit card in her name and sign for her as long as I payed it back. Is it ok to sign her name with her permission? We live in louisiana. It's against federal law for you to sign on a credit card that you are not listed with the credit card company as an authorized user. Your grandmother cannot give you permission to do this as the card is own by the credit card company and not her. If she wants to do this she has to have the company send you a card with your name on it. The only way this is allowed is if you have power of...

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How often do you cuss? are you tight lipped with the bad words or are you liberal with your foul mouth? and what ones do you say the most? When my kids aren't around I'm not shy with the four letter bombs. I would have to say the s and f word are used the most. I can get pretty creative too.

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Why do some people, after they've used the toilet in a public washroom, leave it unflushed? Isn't that disgusting? It's more then disgusting. It's unsanitary and just plain out rude. That's just what these people are rude.

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My boyfriends ex lives an hour and a half away. when they were dating he used to visit her and spent time with her and her friends. this past weekend he went to a party with all of them, and spent the night at her house. do i have a right to You have every right to be POed. This guy should not be hanging out with his ex. Let alone driving an hour and a half to go to a party with her and her friends. And he sure as hell doesn't need to be spending the night there. I say dump his ass because I can lay money he didn't sleep on the couch.

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Whats your favorite Smirnoff ice drink? Either the Black or the Raz.

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Ladies, would you date a guy that has a cat? I sure would. To me a guy with a pet shows he understands loyality and isn't self absorbed.

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You are eating at the Diner- The kid in the next booth "throws up" Do you sit there and continue to eat, Get up and move to another booth, or get up and leave because you have a weak stomach. I'd be done. I can't handle seeing, hearing, or smelling vomit.

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I just finished writing a 5 paragraph essay, can you look at it and tell me if its good or not? (its in the answer below) Looks good to me for a school paper. I would love to see why they were domesticated. I like how you made it personal. Gives it a nice touch. I would take the last paragraph and make it the first two sentences of the third paragraph. I would also take out the "and" at the beginning of the second sentence, third paragraph. The last paragraph should be a closer that reinterates the...

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Do you get more thirsty when your sunburned? Yes, because not only are you burned, but you're also dehydrated. And the more you drink the faster your sunburn will heal.

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When making love are you quiet or you make all sorts of noise? Can you imagine me being quite? I thought not. I'm loud and proud of it. In fact if I'm not screaming don't expect an invite for seconds.

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What should I get my friend who is graduating from teachers college? He is 24. I have absolutly no idea, can you help me out? A gift card to one of those stores that sells class room supplies like posters and stuff you put on the bulettin board. You wouldn't beleive how much money teachers shell out to decorate their class rooms every year.

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If your b/f grabbed "it" and said "I'm the boss, because you don't have one!!!"....What would you do? I'd sweetly remind him I have something he wants more then I want what he's got. And I can get what I want a hell of alot easier then he can. So who's the boss now?

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I just had my tattoo done a week ago and it looks bad.. shouldn't have already finished peeling? Depends on how fast you heal. It also depends on where you got it. Mine was small and in my chest so it took about a week. My friend got a big one in her armpit and it took two weeks to stop peeling. It also bruised badly.

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There is a mother in my neighborhood who gives her boy barbie dolls so he can be exposed to different stuff. Any thoughts on this? Oh did I leave my club in the cave again? I really don't get all the fuss over it. We give our sons G.I. Joes and they're dolls. If it's the boy's choice there's nothing wrong with it. In fact playing with dolls is a great way to teach children of both sexes how to interact socially through play without the consiquences of trying it out with real people. She can also use them to teach him lessons on proper...

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I am in a serious longterm relationship and i love him. but i recently i am having (mainly sexual) feelings towards another man. does this mean its not true love? should i cheat to find out? shoulkd i tell them?should i ignore these feelings? i need advic Don't you dare cheat. Unless you like screwing things up just for fun. You need to tell your man there's a problem and work on it together so things don't get out of hand. The next step is to cut off contact with the other guy. The last thing you need is temptation butting it's way in. If this is true love you have to give it time to grow and you can't do that if your...

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What do you think about girls going out with older men? I'm 15, want to go out with a 19 year old and so does he. What's wrong with that? You mean other then it's illegal? And with good reason a 19 year old out trolling for 15 year olds isn't looking for a girlfriend. He's looking for a victem. This guy is a pedophile plain and simple. That's why he's at the play ground looking for a girlfriend and not with his own peer group. You need to stay away from him.

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Do you think spanking your child in the public is a NO NO in todays society? No, I don't. If my kids need disciplined I will discipline them where ever we are at. And I don't care who sees me do it. Those same people who will get all bent out of shape for me giving my sons a quick swat on the butt are the same people who will make desparaging comments about what a bad parent I am if I let my kids run wild. They just want something to bitch about.

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My ex, who is 19 (I was 14 when I started dating him & am now 15) verbally & physically abused me at school & over the phone. I finally left him recently, but am having trouble acting "normal" around my guy friends. What do I do to try & solve this issue? Your first step is to go to your parents about what happened. One so they can get you the help you need by taking you to a couciler. You're going to need someone objective and supportive to talk to. And two so they can file a police report about this guy. He was never your boyfreind if he was 19 dating a 14 year old. He's preditor and the police need to know about his activities so...

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Ladies, your guy is getting a small 2 inch by 2 inch tattoo. Where on his body do you prefer that he get the tattoo? I like them on the shoulders, pecs, and upper arms.

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I have some Rum, what's a good thing to mix it with? Seven-up and a lemon, but only if it's Captains.

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I'm 17 years old.. and my boyfriend is 25..is that illegal?? can he be prosecuted as a pedophile? Oh, hell no, it's not. He'll be prosictued for being a pedophile because he is one. No normal 25 year old male has any interest in dating a 17 year old girl. The ones who do are sick freaks. You, my dear, are his prey not his girlfreind. I hope your parents find out. I want pictures of the beating your dad's going to give him. Hell, I'll loan him a baseball bat if he needs...

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Will you all please pray for my father. You all know him as asweetguy4u2know. He suffered a near fatal heart attack earlier this afternoon and is not doing very well right now. Please remember him in your prayers. You have mine.

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Will you all please pray for my father. You all know him as asweetguy4u2know. He suffered a near fatal heart attack earlier this afternoon and is not doing very well right now. Please remember him in your prayers. I most certainly will. He's one of my good friends on here. I hope he pulls through. By the way my e-mails on my profile. Please, keep me up dated.

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Ever nearly choke to death on your own spit? I just did. Awful!! I saw flashing lights and everything. Oh, yeah. It sucks.

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I've been with a guy for 2months. He seems to really care about me when were together but doesnt go out of his way to be with me or do anything for me. Is he just using me for sex as we always have it when we see each other? Might as well change your name to "Whole in the Mattress" 'cause that's all you are to him. If he really gave a damn there'd be a hell of alot more to this "relationship" then just sex. I say dump his ass and go find yourself a real man.

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Audio thinks he should be allowed to give his birthday spankings to me...what do you think? ;) I say bend over. You just got every guy on here's attention. And you're not getting out of it now.

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Have you ever stained your boyfriends sheets with period blood before? Nope, we grabbed a towel for that.

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Do you enjoy popping yours or anyone else's pimples? Both. I even have a strict policy that if you want your back rubbed or scratched anything I find back there is mine.

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If a girl doesn't want to talk to me and I know the conflict won't resolve itself by leaving her alone, should I send a mutual friend after her to talk to her for me? You leave it alone. If you push the issue, especially by sending a go-between, you're just going to tick her off more. If the conflict never resolves then just go your separate ways.

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What does the phrase "Irish eyes" refer to? It means just what it says the eyes of an Irish person.

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What type of bra should I get that is discret under clothes, and will hide my nipples from sticking out? I already have sports bra and looking for Something Different. Try an Ipex from Victoria's Secret. They work for me. I also never buy one that isn't lined. That's where the coverage comes from.

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I'm 18 and I never have sex nor had a girlfriend, do I considered a loser? You're all good. I didn't start dating till I was almost 19. Why? Because I didn't like anyone enough to date them till then.

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So, I've been dating my boyfriend for almost 8 months. My mom is psycho and won't let me see him, and it's been a while. He today tells me that a week ago, he kissed another girl because he was upset that he hasn't seen me for a while. what should i do? Your mom's not psycho. She knows a pig when she sees one. And this boy is a pig. He didn't kiss that girl because he was upset at not seeing you. He kissed her because he could get away with it since you're not around. Blaming the situation was just an easy way out. It's also going to make you mad at your mom and not him. So it's all good for him. He gets his cake and...

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I am 16 and I have a daughter who is 4 months how do I find a boyfriend who will take me seriously in a relationship? You don't. You're a mother now and that comes first. Face it, girl, party time is over.

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If your 14 year old was expelled from school what type of punishment would you give her/him? And for how long? Life would end. No going out. No toys. No phone calls. No friends. No nothing. And that would last for twice as long the school was punishing them. On top of that they would have to complete all of their school assignments plus what I gave them to do. Chores would be all they did after that till bed time.

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How do you keep your three year old kid in bed at night? I just keep putting him to bed untill he stays there. After awhile they get the clue. Now it's going to take time so be patient.

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I got with three guys in one night. all of which i had never really talked to before, and i was REALLY drunk. I'm a shy person, thats why i hadnt really talked with them before. but how cn i make things not awkward the next time i see them? You, my dear, have screwed the pooch. Three times to be exact. You might as well just pack up and move because you're now the town train. Everybody's gonna want to ride you. After all they don't even have to talk to you. Just get you drunk. As for akward there's no way to get around that one.

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What to do when your with a man that thinks they know everything? Hand him a shovel and tell him it should work better then that spoon he's using.

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Do you think people who pursue you for a relationship, usually withdraw once they get you? I've run into this more times then I can count. Some just wanted the sport. Others got scared when they realized I wasn't kidding about what I want form a man.

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If anyone can hack into this email address below and give me the password i would GREATLY appreciate it it is my daughters email account and she is hiding pretty BAD stuff from me and i want to know the truth the email address is freckels821@aol.com you c Don't do that. Now every pediophile has your daughter's e-mail. You want to stop the insanity? Take away the damn computer and the cell phone. Don't let her out of your sight. And if you still want to let her use the computer have her use a password you make. If she changes it come down on her like a ton of bricks. You could even try contacting the provider. She's a minor....

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Seriously, why don't I want to pursue a relationship with an alcoholic...even tho I am in love with that person? I need cut-throat advice... Because you know this is a dumb idea. All he's going to do is ruin your life and deep down inside you know it's true. I seriously doubt you even love him. If anything you just want to be the one who saves him from himself. Sorry, girl, it's not going to happen.

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I told my boyfriend that I called my ex. he forgave me. I told him i gave a boy a lapdance. he forgave me. I told him i called my ex more than he new about. he forgave me. I called some boy & met him. he broke up wit me. how do i get his trust back? You don't. You do the first deceint thing you've ever done and leave him alone for the rest of your life. He's already told you he's done with you because you can't be trusted. What's it going to take to get that through your head? A restraining order?

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What food can you not eat raw? Sushi. I can't tolerate the idea of eating raw fish.

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How would you feel if someone knocked you off your feet figuratively speaking and expected you to clean up all of the pieces on your own just because he or she didn't want to take responsibility for his or her own actions? There'd be a fight. I'm not cleaning up someone else's mess just because they don't want to take responsability for what they did.

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Do you think this outfit is appropriate for a job interview? If there's nothing under it I would either button it up one more or wear a chamosole under it because it looks a little too low cut. Other then that it's fine. Oh, and go with close toed, low heeled (like two inch) shoes. More professional that way.

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When you were cheated on did you find out by your s/o or threw someone else? and did you end up staying with them? I usaly figured it out for myself and got the helll out. I'm not staying with someone I can't trust who doesn't respect me.

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If you were to retire today, how long could you live off of your savings or investments? Savings? Investments? What are those? I'm one of the working poor. I'm lucky if I have any money at all.

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I am a young woman who is told by men a great deal that I am "delicate" looking. They say it as if it is a compliment, but I don't know what to make of it. I am 5'5", 110lbs., so I am thin. Do men like "delicate" women? It means you're very petite and almost doll like. And it is most definitly a complement if a man tells you you're "delicate" because it's very attractive to them. I've been told the same thing most of my life and it's usally by men who are attracted to me (I'm 5'3" and 106 lbs). The ones who aren't call me scrawny or boney.

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How many monkeys could you tolerate and not go crazy? Two and that's only because one still takes naps.

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I love me some underoos... who's with me? I am. I miss my Wounder Woman 'roos.

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What's the best way to get rid of three kittens when you don't know anybody who wants them? You could call a local pet store and see if they will take them or go sit outside the local grocery store with them. Works for the lady I keep my horse with. And she's usaly getting rid of at least 10 of them.

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My fiance and I have been together for a year now and we have a month old baby. We have fought most of my pregnancy and i thought most of it was just because my hormones were all out of wack, but now the baby is here and all we do is fight w Guess nobody warned you about what happens after the baby. If you thought pregnancy hormones were a joy just wait for the depression afterwards called the Baby Blues. See, what's happening is your body has crashed hormonally from that jolt of endophines and adrinaline that comes with having a new baby. It's also trying to start up your cycle like it was before you got pregnant. Oh,...

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What is the craziest thing you ever blew up or caused to explode? Well, my freinds and I did catch a golf course on fire.

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Do you think your parents did a good job raising you? Nope, they had other people do it for them and then tried to take the credit for me turning out half way decent while still calling me a worthless f-up.

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Can i be in love with more than one person? Not and have it be real romatic love. That's nothing more then a fleeting crush. Now if you're talking love in general it's more then possible to love more then one person at a time. It's just a diffrent kind of love for each person.

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Who likes chicken an dumplings homemade' im cooking tonight? Me!Me! Save me some!

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What are the chances I can get someone to kiss my booboo (pic below) I'll kiss it. XXXXX There, that better?

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What do you think when people make racist jokes about their own ethnicity? Since I'm usally the one telling it I think it's just a funny joke. After all they're just our way of dealing with our diffrences and the stereotypes that come with them. I think what matters is living so you prove they're just stereotypes.

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If you wanted to, could you strip off all your clothes right now and AB naked? Not me. It's too cold yet.

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Is Premature ejaculation common? how does one get it ? and how can it be cured? It's actually very common. Especially in younger guys. It's not a desease and the only cure is time.

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I just recently found out my husband of 18 years cheated on me with a hooker. I also found a bunch of porn movies hidden and and address for another hooker. He said the hooker gave only a hand job, yeah right. We have 2 kids, do i quit this marriage? You quit it and you quit it fast. Staying will not fix anything because you will always be dealing with this issue. Why? Because staying will only enable his addiction even more. I'm going to tell you straight out your fist and only mistake was allowing porn in the marriage in the first place. Especially if you watched it with him. You were his enabler for his addiction by doing that. It...

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Someone I know told me that i couldnt go to heaven now that i have tattoos. I think that s crazy . idont think it matters what you look like on the outside its your heart that matters> any thoughts I don't think if God is like what the Christians say he is that having tattoos is going to bar you from Heaven. The whole idea is ludicrise to me and was even when I was a Christian. To me if God is this all excepting all loving being the fact you have tattoos isn't going to mean jack to him when it's the heart that should matter most.

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Which irish saint supposedly sailed to America in the Sixth Century? St. Brendan. But in reality it was the Druid Amerigan who first came here.

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Would you allow your daughter to go to prom dressed like this? See link in answer... Not on her life would I let her out of the house dressed like that. And if my son's date was dressed like that he wouldn't be going any where with her. Period. I want to know where in the hell where her parents when she was putting on that monstrasity? Didn't they teacher her what is appropreate dress in public? Or are they letting the dog raise her?

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If you have a child with a married man and he says he loves you but I always feel second to his wife what should I do. You are second to his wife. Deal with it. He's never going to leave her for you. You're just a peice of ass to him. As for him lovong you if that was true he would have left his wife and married you before the baby was born. Face it this jerk has used both you and his wife and done nothing, but lie to you. And by being with him you've stooped to his amoral level. Want to know...

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My childrens father cheated on me two and a halp yrs ago, when I was pregnant with our first child. Our oldest is 19 months, our 2nd is 8 months. He is the only man I ever fell in love with, and he just confessed to me. were supposed to b married6/14/08 RUN, BAMBI, RUN! This guy didn't confess he cheated on you to clear his conscence so you could have a good marriage. No cheater ever confesses to clear their consceince. They do it because they're about to get caught or they want out of the realtionship. Some do it to see if you'll be their doormat and stay. He told you so he'd have an out to the marriage. Go ahead, give him...

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Is it okay to lie about your past if indeed it could determine the destiny of the relationship? It is never alright to lie about anything at any time. And it's most definitly not a good idea to do it at the start of a relationship. Eventually the lie will some to light and after that no matter what you say or do nobody's going to believe or trust you.

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Heres a question, what would you do if your spouse hasnt worked in 2 years and play video games all day. Theres so much more but this is a start!!! I'd be out the door after six months. I want a real man not a little kid.

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Stopped a man for having illegal blue lights on his vehicle. said he bought them at an auto parts store. they change different colors and surround the bottom of an auto. he had them on permanent blue and thus the citation. good stop, bad stop? Good stop.

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Finish the sentence. I really thought I had found true love but on the wedding day.... he showed me his freinds and beer were more important then I was.

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Would you rather die by electric chair or a firing line? Firing Line.

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What do you THINK of ADULTERY? Some people have problems with their kids visiting known gays/lesbians, let alone for then to sleep over. But will you allow your child to visit homes of adulterous? What about them sleeping over? I think adultry is disgusting and uncalled for. I'd have no problem with my kids going to the home of a gay couple. I would let them spend the night at their house way before I'd let them spend the night at the home of someone so amoral and untrustworthy as an adultour.

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What if my boyfrend doesn't like to see me in lingerie? Then save yourself the money and the hassel and just go to bed in the buff.

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If a child is old enough to ask... are they always old enough to know the honest answer? They most certainly are. You just have to tailor your answer to be age appropreate.

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How do I get my boyfriend to notice me? If you hav eto find awa to get his attention he's not your boyfreind.

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How would you describe Captain Jack Sparrow's fondness for rum? A damn good thing because he shares.

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I know a guy whom is into all kinds of sex(group,swinging,men,women,shemales,surfing the net for sexual partners for 1 nite,strangers,watching others,porn,jerking all the time and wanting sex with girls9,10,12 and wants me to do it I don't) Sex addict? This guy is worse then a sex addict. He's a sexual psychopath, a masochist, a masogonist, and a pediophile who's trying to get you to help him abuse children in the worst way possible. Not only should you leave him, but you need to alert the cops to his activities so they can keep a close eye on him.

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What are your options if you get someone pregnant while you're way to young to handle a child. Other than abortion. Well, you could keep the child, but that's probly not a good idea. The best opition no matter how old you are is adoption. There are many kinds of adoption out there and it has the lowest reports of having a negative psychological impact of the three choices. Sure it's not easy, but it is what's best in a situation like this.

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You pray for me, and I'll dance naked in the forest for you. Deal? Hell, I'll be dancing with you.

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Can anyone be a witch? Yes, anyone can be a witch. All it takes is being a member of a Wiccan coven or a self practcioner of the Old Religion known as Paganism.

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Here's a dumb question: Why do so many schools spend $$$ for sports and then complain that they don't have enough money to provide anyone with an education? What does playing sports have to do with getting an education anyway? Sports have not a damn thing to do with getting an education. As far as I'm concerened it's a waste of money and time. If someone wants to play then let them do it on a community team. And in college it's even more of a waste. For one thing they're funded unfairly. Football gets the lion's share with other sports getting vertually nothing. Especially the sports for...

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Do female cats spray or is it only the male? We had one that did til we had her fixed.

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Good night to all I'm gonna sit on the front pourtch and knock some beers down ya wanna join me :) I will if you can make it a malt drink instead of a beer.

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Am i an abuse victim or was it my own fault? You are victem. Abuse is never the fault of the victem. You never did anything wrong, but coming into their path. And nobody needs to be abused for that.

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Do cheaters deserve a second chance? what if it was a accident and they were drunk? IF they were sorry and wanted to earn back the trust? Oh, hell no. There is no such thing as accidently cheating. And the only thing they're sorry about is getting caught.

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Who ate my box of chocolates? I swear it wasn't me. (Wipes Chocolate off mouth.) It was the dog.

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Do you think schools should have police dogs checking schools randomly for drugs? Considering how many teens are now dealers and the vast amounts of drugs in those lockers and backpacks you'd better beleive I do.

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Whats the best speed to drag a pedophile down the road? Floor it, Mertyl. Down a gravel road with lots of potholes and broken glass.

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Im 17 and I had sex with a 14 year kid! he said he was 16! and I mite b pregnant by him! He said he didnt cum,since he cum in my mouth and face! bt after he cum in my mouth we had sex again!! I want to knw if I could b pregnt! and hw do I tel my bf!! You not only could be pregnant, but on your way to jail. Have fun explaining your cheating to your boyfreind, your pregnacy to your parents, and what you did to the cops and social services. By the way if you're so stupid you don't know that there's still sperm present after a guy cums you shouldn't even be having sex. Let alone doing it with a 14 year old.

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I have just decided to kill a bottle of wine and a cheesecake to lift my spirits. Should I add anything to this glorious Saturday night feast? I'm going with crowd and saying sex.

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Would anyone like to join me in wishing all of the mothers on answerbag a happy Mother's Day? Happy Mother's Day!!!! We love you!!!!

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Have you ever dressed up to please your partner in the bedroom. What did you wear? I would have if he would have asked me too. He did like the lingerie I have.

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Do you hunt bare? Nope, I like to keep my pants on while hunting.

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Who would like to join me in sending our best wishes to Pretty Pirate aka Pirathames on the prospective birth of her baby? My heart felt congratulations to Pretty Pirate and her family on the arrivial of the new bundle of joy that just was delivered.

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What the heck is that buzzing I hear in your bedside night stand drawer? Back-up.

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I was thinking "pimping" my wheelchair, it looks too plain and institutional. Any ideas to share? (Don't be shy, I want to have some fun with it.) I say get out the spray pant and go nuts. And bumper stickers galour.

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Man and woman get pg, woman doesn't want the baby, man does, should he have the right? You better believe he should have the right to deiced what happens to that baby. When he and the woman chose to have sex it was a mutual decision so to say that only she has all the rights and he has none if she becomes pregnant is down right ludicrous. And if you want to bring up that she would be forced to carry a child she didn't want I counter with this if she didn't want to run...

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Am I the only one that finds it suspicious, and extremely over the top that AB has put a couple of our well known users in the PB until 2035? Don't you find that to be quite excessive? I think it's more then excessive. I think it's vindictive. Especially since the other parties who are involved are getting off scott free despite the repeated complaints about them. And not just from the users who got banned either.

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Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded. Because I'm the one who usally saves you.

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Take this political quiz. It will tell you whether you are a liberal, conservative, for big gov't or a libertarian: http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html -- How did you score? Mine came back as a Statist, but that's not what I think at all. I'm a Consevative Independent who hates big government.

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What would you do if your partner found out that you were cheating; and how should the partner react? I'd run because he would have ever right to beat the crap out of me. He should be absolutly furious with me and dump me on the spot in the most humiliating way imaginable. All of my stuff should be thrown on the lawn and tourched. My car should be keyed. And he should tell everyone we know what a nasty cow I am.

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How many of your imaginary friends are still playing with you? None. I like real freinds better.

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I dated this guy for 5 months but found out he had ads up on Craigslist and Yahoo and was talking to/sleeping with other women. We've talked a lot in the aftermath, but the road to 'being friends' has been rocky. How do I proceed? You don't. You pack it up and move on. After all you already know he's a sleeze bag you can't trust. Why would you want him as a friend with that knowledge? The only reason he's even still friends with you is to try and get back into your pants not because he really gives a damn about you. Time to get a backbone and lose the loser.

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Is there any way to find out who all has lived in your house, even all the way back to the 1800's, if your house is that old? There's two ways. One is to go to your local historical socity. The second is to go to public records. Both should have copies of censuses, tax records, and deeds to your house. The plus side to the historical socity is they will also have copies of newspapres and such so you can look to see if any of the people are in there and what the history of the house is with a more personal face.

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Girls that shave down there,how do you keep it smooth all of the time? It is smooth the day I shave,but i have sensitive skin and can't shave evryday cuz my skin will get irritated.Also my hair is on the thick side. & Ive tried waxing with little luck. Lotion. Lots and lots of fragrance free lotion right afterwards. Unscented deoderant will help too. And that also retards hair growth.

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Have you ever seen something unexplainable? I sure have. Since my fiance passed away some very strange things have happened around here.

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I am a cockroach, and I sneak into your house. What should I watch out for? My foot on your head.

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Can you have someone pee for you, hide it, and use it for a drug test? Hardly. Especially if you decide to be a smart ass and use the pee of someone of the opposite sex. You're watched really closely now and they test for more then just drugs to make sure you're not trying to pull a fast one.

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I'm probably headed to the PB for supporting Auntie Em, see you when I get back? I have a feeling I'll be right there with you.

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Been cheating on my partner for 4 months should I them her for my lover? You're a worthless peice of work and both of them deserve better then you. I hope they both find out what you're doing and give you exactly what you deserve. Sorry, but there's going to be no symapthy here for you. You need to come clean so they know exactly what a scum bag you are and can get tested for whatever nasty little bugs you've brought into thier beds. Oh, and so...

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Talim is now a Guru (and level 70 is not a copulating position). Will you join me in congratulating her? Congratualtions, Talim. Nice work.

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And WHY was Momma Bear's question about the morally bankrupt being able to "buy" dignity rejected as "offensive"??!! It was a very good question. Who has the right or reason to do that? El stupido grande? I have no idea. It was a good question and shouldn't have been pulled.

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DO you think DC Madam Palfrey actually killed herslef, or do you believe it was a murder staged to look like a suicide? Who cares? One more woman abuser is off the face of the planet. Good ridance to rubbish. Especially since she's a woman abusing other women for profit. Talk about a turn coat. Just another sick freak getting her power kick to make up for all that she lacks.

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My sisters is cheating on her husband hes in the military and just got back from basici never liked the guybut he doesnt deserve that he joined to take care of her and the kids ,,advice on the situation should i keep out of it? I'd be signing like a little bird to him. Even if she is my sister she dosen't deserve my loyalty after this. I'd never want to speak to her again anyways. I would point out to her that military wives who cheat on their husbands are breaking military law and will end up in a military pision every chance I got. Best to do it now then for him to find out when he's deployed. He...

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What's your version of the saying "Not the sharpest tool in the shed"? Dumber then a hoe handle.

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Is it safe for a pregnant woman to go horseback riding(im not pregnant ,put my wife is) Well, as an avid horsewoman and the mother of two I'll tell you what my doctor told me when I was pregnant. So long as she's experianced, the horse is quite, she can still get up and down and the saddle's not getting in the way she'll be just fine. Just nothing too extream like jumping or barrel racing. She even told me that horseback riding is good exercise for pregnant...

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It's time for us to take our weekly bath, who's joing us? I'll bring the bubbles.

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In Louisiana anyone convicted of raping a child under 12 years of age could be sentenced to death. Do you think this is a just punishment? I think it's more then just. It should be the standard. These perpertrators are not human. They are not animals. They are evil in human form and deserve no mercy.

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If you saw an Operations Manager at your job eat a Milk Bone dog biscuit, what would you think of them? I'd probly laugh. I had bosses who would do all kind sorts weird stuff just for kicks. Hell, I'd more then likely be the one egging him on to do it.

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You'd give a kidney to a sibling, a parent, your child or a good friend...but what if it were a co-worker that you were just acquainted with, would you give a kidney to them? Without a second thought. If not I would be no better then a cold blooded murder.

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How would you tell if your girlfriend is cheating on you with your best friend? Well, I'm a woman so it would have to be husnband. I'd do what I did the last time and divource him and lose the best friend.

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Have you ever hurt yourself doing something you were told NOT to do? All the time.

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I recently had a baby by c-section and use to have such a tone stomach, am I ever going to get it back,,I am excercising 4 days a week cardio and strength trainging and have cut my calories down to 1500-1800. First of all get those calories back up or you'll start to lose muscle and bone. Especially if you're breast feeding. As for getting the tone back you might want to check with the doctor about the level of exercise you're doing. Doing all of that that so soon after majour abdominal surgery you might do more damage then good at this point. I'm talking muscles splitting back...

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My husband walked out on me and our 5 year old twins for another woman and her kid. What are the chances it will last? They say that most men don't leave their families for the other woman. Guess my husband isn't "most men". We had no problems. Oh, you had problems all right. Starting with you got involved with a cheat who left his first wife and children and then lied about it. Guys who leave one wife will leave all the ones after. The second is that in all this time you never had a conflict. That's just not normal for couples not to fight at least once in awhile. That right there is a sign of a big problem. Add in his cheating...

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What is the last thing you say to your husband or wife before you go to sleep? I love you.

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Who was Oscar Mayer and why do we eat his wieners? Don't know. Don't care. Pass the ketchup.

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Antigone Rising is a GURU. Would you like to congratulate her for her useful contributions? To my fellow follower in the Old Ways my sincer congratulations on your achivement. Blessed are you in the Eyes of the Mother.

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My new friend "HanginJudge" is a MAESTRO. So are you ready to send your congratulations? Congratulations, Judge. You've done good.

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I just got my braces on and my jaw hurts like insanity. any soft foods to eat in the meanwhile? I had to eat jello, soup, pudding, icecream, and yougurt when I had mine put on.

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Are u suppose to bleed when u get fingered the first time? It can happen so there's nothing to be alarmed about it if it does. Just watch out because if it's from being scratched inside you could get an infection if there's dirt under the finger nails. And don't forget you can get some STDs from doing this if bodily fluids get transfered from one person to the other.

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I'm 13, a girl, emo and I'm bisexual. How do I tell my parents? Everyone at school already knows. And some of my friends are. I would say you should wait until you've finished maturing sexually at around 18. Right now your feelings are all mixed because you're at the start of puberty. The way you feel could change and telling them now would just get you stuck with a lable that might not be true. As well as causing you alot of grief.

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Why are you single? Because I haven't found any one as good as my fiance who passed away.

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Finish this sentence: I would never date anyone who ______________. Oh, this is a list. 1.Has a criminal record. 2.Goes to stip clubs or looks at porn. 3.Has baby momma drama. 4.Does drugs. 5.Lies. 6.Is willfully ignorant. 7.Has cheated. 8.Is married. 9.Doesn't know what to do between the sheets.

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If you met Mary the Mother of Jesus , what would you tell her? You'd better watch out. They're going to cut the truth about what really happened out of the Bible.

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Kids in my neighborhood have now proven that they have NO problem jumping my fence to get to my dogs...even with me standing right there. So how can I make them NOT jump the fence when I'm not around? I would get myself a car battery and some barbed wire to staple along the top after hooking it up to the battery. If the shock does get them a barbs will. And the video will be halarious.

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Are you a puzzle, or an open book? I'm a big book of riddles.

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Our wonderful Jay Was Here has made it all the way to GURU!!! Would you please join me in congratulating him and telling him how much we adore him? You had better believe I will. Congratulations, Jay, for all your hard work and wounderfull contrabutions. And for being my freind.

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What new Maestro is just to sexy for his shirt? Why Capt. Jack Sparrow of course! Won't you please join me in congratulating this dashing pirate of the Answerbag seas? Well, why didn't anyone tell me? Congratulations, Capatain Jack. You are one of my nearest and dearest frinds and I'm so glad all your hard work has paid off. And you never cease to mak em esmile either with your words or your images.

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Do you grumble to yourself at the gas tank? I just let the cuss words fly. These prices are ridiculous. And they think a meassly stymulus check is goign to do anything. Give me a break.

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Do you enjoy spooning? But of course.

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Would you rather ask an interesting question or provide a great answer? I like to provide great answers. It's easier to play off of someone then to come up with something completely by my self. Basicly I need a straight man.

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Why do I enjoy you all so much? 'Cause it's the law.

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You're kidding, right? Now would I kid you? I mean just look at this face.

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What is emo? Unique, god damn it.

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Is it good to know your enemies or better to believe you have none? To kno wthine enemy is to know thy self. And to deny them is to live in a Fool's Dream.

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Do you use your original user name you signed up with? I kind of do. I will always be PasoBrio, but I change the rest of it to fit my mood.

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Do you take satisfaction in messing with people's minds? Depends on who it is and how bad they've ticked me off.

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Why are women so cruel to each other? Shouldn't we be standing up for each other instead of stabbing each other in the back? It's all about jealousy and power. Women see being cruel to other women as a way to gain power over other women there for putting them in a better possition to get a man or keep him. In some cases it's also a way fopr them to feel better about themselves very much the same way picking on another child will make a bully feel better. And you'd better beleive we'd better cut...

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I met a man once, want to have an affair with him. He has 3 kids and married and I have two kids and married. But stil want to pursue him. I'm I not in love with my husband or just bored? My husband is good looking, smart and funny.so what is my prob? You're selfish, irresponsable, disrepectfull, untrustworthy, unfaithfull, and immature if you are even thinking about going and having an affair. And that's putting it nicely. If you don't know if you're in love with your husband you weren't in love with him to begin with. I say it's time to admit to your husband you don't want to be married any more and get a...

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Which proffession would you say is ethically worse, hitman or prostitute? I'd go with hitman because he kills anyone for money of his own free will. It takes a special kind of evil to kill for no other reason then greed. He litterly choses to kill for a living. While prostition is hardly ethical it's more because of the damage it does to the prosititute herself as well as what it exposes her to that makes it so. Plus the ripple effect of consequences to...

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How would you describe the word "normal"? One word: boring.

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What would life be like without art? Try using one word if possible. Dull

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If a pregnant womens baby is not considered a human until a certain time period, than why do women get upset and have memorial services for their child when they have a miscarriage? Does this not debunker the theory that "they are not a child yet" It sure does. All mothers no matter how a pregnancy ends or how far along if it's abruptly and tragicly will mourn. That includes if it's an abortion as well as a miscarriage or stillbirth. Some are just more public about it then others. And since having a miscarriage or stillbirth is seen as a loss where an abortion is a mere choice morning a miscarriage or stillbirth is seen as...

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How come murdering a pregnant woman is double homicide but abortion is legal? It's totally a legal thing with this. Under the law it is up to the mother and only the mother weather or not to continue the pregnancy. If she is carring the child when she dies the courts see it that she had the intent to carry the child to term. Therefor if someone murders her and the child they violated her right to decide to have a child. That makes it a double murder or at least one...

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Has anyone noticed that keithold is a master questioner? Yes, he is. Everyone should follow his example for both questions and answers.

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What is everyones opinion on women not working, and just staying home to take care of the house and children? Personally I dont think I would feel as though i was constributing enough! Considering being a mother is the hardest job on the planet I'd say she doesn't need a job outside of the home if it's possible. When you look at how the work load is divided between stay at home mothers and fathers who work outside of the home what you notice is a sever disproportion of the labor. The father's job stops when he leaves and most expect to not have to do...

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If you had a 37 year old sister who was a drug addict, who had stolen from your 60 year old mother to support her habit, and who was on probation, would you turn her in to her probation officer in order to get her out of your mother's house? Been there and done that with my pot smoking meth head of a brother when his pabation officer called my dying mother's home to see if he was there when he missed a hearing. Boy, was he mad when he found out my brother wasn't taking care of her because he wasn't even allowed on the property. geuss the reason they let him out was so he could do just that.

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Should all high school students be required to take parenting classes as part of the curriculum? They most certainly should. After all we teach our children not only math, sceince, and reading, but how to sew, cook, and work with tools as part of a balanced education to ready them for life. And in health class we cover every other aspect from inside out including hygenie so why shoild parenting be any diffrent? This is what I want everyone to think about who's agaainst this let's...

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Should men be allowed to have more than one wife? No, men should not be allowed to have more then one wife. It's creates an imblance of power in the relationship. And it's all in the guy's favour. This kind of marriage doesn't lead to fewer diviorces. If you look at what has happened here in the US quite alot of these women run away to get out of these marriages. Especially second and third wives. Most of the women have no...

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Why did you bite me? Whoops, my bad, I thought you liked that.

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My boyfriend lied when I suspected he was watching porn. Now I know he is and he says it's disgusting. He wants to stop and he's trying his hardest. I've lost my trust in him though. I keep wondering what he's doing+checking up on him. What shall I do? If he's being honest with you that he wants to end this addiction, and trust me if he's lying about it it's an addiction, and you're willing you need to go to couples' couciling with a counciler that specializes in this. However, as you've lost your trust in him I would say it's best to cut your loses and just move on. After all once the trust is gone...

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Do you think they should teach, new mothers and Fathers, CPR, before they take their child home? I sure do. A new parent needs all the skills they can get to be able to take care of that baby. Considering how easy it is for a baby to choke I never understood why we didn't teach this as part of the pre-release requisets like we do feeding, diaper changing, and bathing.

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She didn't sign over guardianship. But I have a police report saying that she don't want them and she wanted me to take them. They are doing so much better since they have been with me that I don't think that I will be able to let them go back You need to get yourself a lawyer and call social services and fast. As it stands right now she still has custody and what she said that night isn't going to mean a hill of beans if she wants them back in court. She can say she said that at moment of sheer frustration and didn't really mean it and unless it's been through the courts it's not binding. You need the lawyer to...

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Why have serial killers become more common in recent years? Unfourtunatly as our socity falls apart I think we're starting to see more of them. Think about it we are now a socity that is de-evolving instead of evolving. It's all about instant gratification with no consiquences. Violence and sexual deprevaty are celibrated in the media as being glamourous and fun. Abuse of children, divource, and absent fathers is rampant. Drugs are every where...

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Have you ever researched the net to find out if a sex offender lives in your neighborhood? Do they? We did it one time and found in our town alone there were 15 of varring degrees within five miles of us. None of which we had been told about. A few months later we discovered our neighbor was supposed to be registered and wasn't.

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What is the best time to have a cigarette? After doing the mattress mambo.

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Do farts really stink? Wanna find out? I'm sure I could whip one up for a test.

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Will you PLEASE stop touching me?! I'm not touching you. See, my finger is still a hair's width away. That's not touching.

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My wife and I have been married for only 6 months and she really loves attention from other men. She has cheated on me in the past, yet I married her anyways and now I face the reality of lost trust in our marriage. What can I do to reverse this? You guys need to have a nice, long chat about your realtionship. Without that trust you really have no realtionship at all. If she's continuing the behaviour that lead to her cheating in the first place instead of keeping her act clean you can bet it's going to happen again. And if she did it more then once you really need to look at why you married her in the first place. I have a...

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I am planning a tea time bridal party , what would you expect me to have there? (don't say tea , please.. :)) Anything small and light you can eat with your fingers. Small sandwiches, cookies, brownies, small peices of fruit. Even though it's a tea you can still very creative with the food.

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Why do you think guys cheat? Not all guys cheat. The ones who do usally are mentally, emmotionally, and sexulaly immature and insecure. Cheating gives them a feeling of power and control as well as strokes their egos.

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Do you find these so called drug tests a joke ?.. don't you feel they are a gross invasion of your privacy?.. considering 95% of them DO NOT say your under the influence ..only that drugs are in your system Okay, did I or did I not answer this already and you left me comments?

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Wich one of Jeff Dunham's puppet characters do you like the most? That's like asking me which one of my kids I love most.

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I see one of the greatest and sweetest answerbaggers of all time has made an appearance. Will you join me in telling singwell how much we love her and how much we would like for her to be a regular again? We love you. We missed you. Don't leave us! We need you !

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Are homophobic people actually afraid of homo-sexuals, or is this just a term used for people that are intollerant of that lifestyle? It can be both depending on the degree.

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Would u eat poop for a million dollars? Oh hell no. I don't need money that bad.

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If I'm a girl and my bestfriend, who is also a girl, slept in the same bed together more than once withoit doing anything, is it wrong? Nothing wrong with that at all weather anything happens or not. Hell, I'm in my thirties and if I spend the night at my freinds' house I sleep in their bed with them. It's the most comfortable place after all. It's also where the alarm clock is.

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What was the most awkward first date experience you've ever had? Here's mine. The first real date I had with a guy we went to a bar to play a music trivia game. Well, the DJ was a freind of his and decide to mess with him by having us play a little game for the bonus round. He gave the guys all sticks with a line of permanate marker on it and told them to sit on the floor with the sticks in their laps. He then handed all the ladies sand paper. The last...

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In your opinion do you think serial killers have the ability to love? No, any psychologist will tell you that a serial killer doesn't have the abilty to love because he is either a sociopath or psychopath. He can mimic human emmotion as he needs to, but he can not actually feel it. And he has no ability what so ever for empathy for others. To him a person or an animal is an object to do with as he pleases not a living creature with feelings.All he cares...

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Do you find these so called drug tests a joke ?.. don't you feel they are a gross invasion of your privacy?.. considering 95% of them DO NOT say your under the influence ..only that drugs are in your system No, I don' find them a joke. Nor do I see them as an invasion of my privacy. In fact I'm all for them. You want the job then you pee in the cup. It's your choice. And I don't care if they're under the influence or not. If it's a high enough concentration in their blood it shows up on a drug test I don't want to work with them. I work in a factory and I do not...

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Can anyone tell me how i give my condolances to someone i know whos son was killed by her brother,i really dont know how to go about this or what to say...any help would be appriciated "My condolences. Is there anything you need? Don't hesitate to call if there is. Even if you just need to talk." If you are close. "My condolences." if you weren't. You don't need to talk about what happened, but if you're close be prepared that at some point in time you might get that phone call from hell filled with all that lovely anger and greif...

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Is there a link between Alcoholism, and genetics? For instance, if my grandfather was an alcoholic, and my father was an alcoholic, does that make me genetically predisposed to alcoholism, or environmentally predisposed to alcoholism? Hypothetically.. There is a very strong link with alcholoism being genetic because there is a mental disorder called addictive personality that is passed on that way. If you have a strong family history you need to be carefull how you conduct yourself. Add you in have a strong enviourmental predisposiotion due to be taught that's how one behaves and maybe you should be even more carefull. At least...

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Is it just me am I imagining this or are we having a influx of "heroes" who seem to get great perverted pleasure out of hounding certain ABers ?, seems to me they have a taste for some of our lady ABers .. these are not trolls all the time either It's not your imagination. There's a fowl wind a blowing around here lately. And this time I don't mean the gasious kind.

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I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore because my mum thinks hes too old for me. He's promised me he'll stay loyal through college & wait for me til I'm 16. I believe him but Im scared. No one can tell the future but what can I do to make it easier? God lord, are you guliable, but if you're under 16 that's understandable. That "boyfriend" of your's isn't a boyfriend. He's a pediophile. You're mother is rith to keep him from you. In fact I'll bet she's releived he's going away to school where she doesn't have to worry about him. Oh, and there's not a snowball's chance in...

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My sister-in-law, unknowingly to me, ran up £18,000 of debt in my name, and because i point blank refuse to pay it, and so does she, i'm filing for bankruptcy - if this happened to you, would you still talk to your sister-in-law? Not only would I not talk to her, but I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire. I would be going to the police and filling an identy theft and fraud complaint against her. And the last sight she would have of me is me laughing as they hauled her ass off to jail.

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Im 19, live in ga, Im married,ive no kids, I want a divorce,my husband refused to get one,he tells me that hes going to get one but hes going to use my past against me,we have no poperty we have nothign together what is he talking bout wat can i do You tell him to go ahead and try. Your past is inadmissable in court and weather he signs or not you will still be granted a divource by a judge after a certain time. Hell, you don't even have to state why you want a divource other then irreconciable diffrences. If it's a no fault state you don't even have to do that. Then you go down to the nearest divource lawyer's office...

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What is a good nickname for anyone Sweetie or honey. Unless you're a guy talking to another guy. Then dude or man.

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My wife is really jealous of me talking to other girls but regularly talks to her exes, why is this? Ah, yes, there's the finish up from your other post that proves she's the one with the issues and not you. Your wife is jealous, immature, and insecure. She's also possesive. You need to be watching the contact with the exes a little more because the one with these issues is the one who's going to cheat. That finger pointing at you and your actions is her way of deflecting...

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Would you forgive your spouse for cheating for the sake of your children? Are you kidding me? There's no way in hell. That would teach my children that cheating is no big deal and that it's okay to treat your spouse like a doormat if you're really sorry later on. Like when you get caught with your pants down. That's not the message I want to send them about fidelity. Especially since they're boys. The message I'm going to teach them is...

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I cheated on my then fiancee and now wife, havent told her and now know i will never do it again, should i tell her? Time to fess up and let the chips fall where they may. She needs to know what kind of an ass she married so she can get a divorce before there's kids involved in this mess you've made. She also needs to know if she needs to be tested for STDs because of you and Miss Happy Pants. If you loser her that's you're own damn fault for being a dog wheather you think you're...

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What is the root of insecurites in a relationship, my wife regularly talks to her exes, should i be insecure? The root of insecurities in a relationship are lack of respect, trust, honesty, and comunication. You would think this would be on the partner who is questioning the fidelity of the other partner, but that's not so. In a relationship where one partner is not showing respect by being honest and communicating with their partner in away that creates trust it will create a feeling of...

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Do you find Alex Trebek sexy? Only as sexy as Richard Simmons.

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Just took a urine test, temp was fine, but realized I forgot to put toilet paper in the toilet so it looked like I peed. Am I in trouble with the test? You just failed if you're a chick. They know to look for tell tale signs you didn't actually pee. One of them is no toilet paper. The others are no pee on the outside of the cup or any excess in the toilet. It's safe to say you didn't get the job.

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If you and your spouse are stuck on a deserted island and their is only one piece of bread who eats first? He'd make me eat it even though I'd be fusing the whole time we needed to share it because of his diabeties. Then again there's always fish and seaweed to eat.

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Do you find yourself fighting your own personal battles, or battles for other people? Depends. I've been known to do both as the occassion calls for.

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Whats the muckiest thing you have ever had your hand in? The shoulder blades of a horse that had a saddle sore that someone had let heal over so it went down into the bones. Oh,and when I worked for Dairy Mart they used to send me to the below code stores to clean them up. Add in the mommy thing and I win for most nasty I've had my hand in.

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How personally involved have you become with fellow ABers? Did you incur any problems from getting so involved? Yes, I have. And I can say for all the trouble certain ones have tried to cause me when I realized who they really were behind their masks they really haven't cause me any lost sleep. As much as I like this site it's still just a web site. What are they going to do to me? Nothing.

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Who would like to join me in wishing our GURU ABer, Babycakes, a happy anniversary in honor of her gracing AB for ONE FULL YEAR as of today! Congrats, Babycakes, on your aniversary. The Bag wouldn't be the same without you.

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Do you think children should be raised in a specific religion or should they be exposed to many religions and be allowed to choose for themselves when they are older? I'm not raising my children in any set relgion. I'm trying to expose them to all of them and will let them decide later what is most comfortable for them. I am instilling in them the morals and values I think are important as well as tolerance of others and what they beleive. I'm also big on discipline and self control. Those are the values I hope stick with them most not what to...

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Isn't it a great shame that adults make the world such a difficult and ugly place for children to live in? Why can't adults "grow up" and make it better for them? The truth of that is it might look like an adult, but that doesn't mean it is one. After all age is just a number. It's how you behave that counts. Add in we are a pleasure and instant gratifiction driven socity that shows very little care for how our actions effect others so long as we're happy and it's no wounder the world is a horrible place for children these days. Until...

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Do people who don't believe in evolution, not believe that dinosaurs existed? Some do. Some don't. It all depends on individual interepratation of the Bible. A fundamentalist will tell you that dinosaurs never existed, but are Satan's way of tricking us into not believing the Bible or God's way of testing your faith. Somew beleive, even though it contradics what we know through sceince, that man and dinosaur lived together, but something caused the dinos...

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Is autism caused by a virus, immunizations, or a bacteria? None of the above. Think about it we have never had a virus or bacteria that was only contagious in children. We also have never linked a specific bateria or virus infection to the onset of the desease. Also if it was caused by a virus or bacteria adults would get autism as well. And that vaccine theory is a total crock. Children get fewer immuniziations with lower doses of mecury in them then...

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How can something that does not exist bring itself into existence (which is the theory of atheism)? Um, try again, atheists don't believe this. Christians and other diosists do with the orgin of their chosen supream being. You see it in every story of creation where the god is always described as always "being" with no explination of how that being come to be.

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Logically, is it possible for a dictionary to evolve over billions of years from a explosion within a paper factory (which is basically the theory behind the origins of life of an evolutionists)? Just so you know as language has changed so has the dictionary. It has in every sense of the word evolved with langage through natural selction in a way simular to how living creatures have with the change in climate. As words have entered the language those we no longer use have fallen away like useless organs. And as the way we use those words has changed so has their definition, either...

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My boyfriend has recently received an email from a girl that is interested in knowing him and asked for a picture. He has written back to her with his picture. He asked how old she was and asked for a second picture. why did he do this, I need advice What the hell? For one thing where in the hell did she come from? And what is he doing responding to her? Somethings not right here and you need to get to the bottom of it. And fast. Sounds to me like he's interveiwing your replacement. Or at least his peice on the side. You need to put your foot down a nd let him know this is not exceptable behaviour and if he doesn't stop he's...

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When was the last time you watched "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"? So long ago I nee to rent it again.

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Has anybody ever knocked on your head and said, "Hello, anybody in there"? More times then I want to admit too.

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What is the strangest thing you've ever heard of being sold on eBay? A pocket pussy. Yes, I said pocket pussy. The ad said it was slightly used, but did get delciously wet. And it could be your's for $1.99.

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Do you fool people into telling you the truth with presuppositions? No, I just come right out and ask them what I want to know.

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What is your favourite Alfred Hitchcock film? Niagra

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How would you react if you found out that a good friend of yours has AIDS? I would support them and be there for them any way I could. And I would hunt down the person who gave it to them.

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Any ladies who had a c section: How long did you have to wait before you could exercise without discomfort? I'm getting antsy Because I don't heal well it took me about two months before I felt confident enough to start riding again.

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Today would've been Blank Savage's 47th birthday. Would anyone like to say a few words in remembrance of him?(no points please) That is just too weird. Today is Gavin's birthday too. Blank, Happy Birthday. We miss you and we won't forget you. Rest easy, our freind.

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What do you remember most about your first bf/gf? He was a drunk from a messed up family. And from what I hear still is. Only now he's a drunk married to a woman who he regrets marring with five kids he can't take care of.

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If you gave your boyfriend a hand job and you got some cum on the your knuckles and you wiped it off and then ten minutes later you touched your vagina could you become pregnant Any time sperm comes into contact with the vaginal cavity you could become pregnant. It doesn't matter how it gets there. It doesn't matter how much. All that matters is that it gets there. The only way to kill sperm is monoxinal-9 or some other spermacide so just wiping it of won't do you any good. I sujest even when giving a hand job you use a condom. Especially if youy...

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A person violates a traffic law. its raining. driver pulls over and continues to talk on his cellphone, while the officer is rain-soaked, waiting. officer knocks on drivers window, still no driver response. what should be the officers next move? I see a broken window and an arrest for failure to comply with an order from an officer.

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Ok your at a party and you see people picking on a girl that is Lesbian, do you help her or do you join in on the homophobia? I start kicking people out. I don't tolerate that garbage.

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OK, this one is for the MOMMY'S out there. During your pregnancy, how many cup sizes did you gain? All I know is this is my third pregnancy and the girls have never looked better! None. I don't metabolize or store fat so even when pregnant and breast feeding there wasn't any change unless I had milk engorgement. You think it's hard finding a bra when you're small busted? Try finding an AA nursing bra. I had to settle for A and put in extra nursing pads to make them fit.

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What's the lamest reason you've given or received for a relationship breakup? I had a guy tell me he was breaking up with me because Jesus told him too in a dream. Yes, that's right he broke up with me over a dream about Jesus.

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Do you hate your brother? He's a lying, theiving, manipulitive ass of a dope feind who uses everyone around him he can. Including our Great Grandparents. He abused and abondoned his daughters and their brother. I hate him so much I disowned him. When my fiance died I actually asked my uncle why it couldn't be him instead. My uncle thought it should have been him too. Now that should tell you how bad he is when...

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Have you ever let somebody tie you up in jump ropes so it was hard for you to escape? No, I'm closterphobic so if anyone tried it I would go off.

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STOP...........!!! our own POLICE .. IN HOT PURSUIT has just made SAGE! Would you like to drop by and give him a high five??? CONGRATULATIONS LAPD xxxxxxx Congratulations to my favourite cop.

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Yes I'm talking 'bout the Midnighttoker aka Maestro Toker. Will you join me in applauding this great Bagger? You know I wouldn't miss this for the world. Not only do I want to tell you congratulations, but thank you for being my friend when I needed them the most. Thank you for the nights of long conversations to keep my mind off of being alone. Thank for the encouragement and support. Thank you for the laughs. Thank you for the shoulder to cry on when the tears were too much to hold back. Thank...

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How do you kindly tell someone you have been in a relationship with for a long time that you are not physically attrected to them any more without breaking their heart? You can't. You bite the bullet and let the truth out in the open. Better to hurt them now then to waste both your lives in a relationship that's hollow.

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My fiance has a friendship with a woman who never calls the house, only his cell phone. He says that they're only friends and she has a lot of problems in her home with her husband. Should I worry? It depends. Do you know her as well? Are you comfortable with the way they act around each other when they're in your presence? When she calls does he run to the other room and shut the door? Are there lots of late night emergencies between her and her husband he has to "help her through"? Do you beleive the reason he gives for why she can't call the home phone? Will he tell...

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My boyfriend got mad at me and needs time to himself because I was ignoring him when asking me something while I was on phone what am I suppose to do for him to forgive me? What a big baby this guy is. Who does he think he is being rude to you and the person you were talking to and now demanding you apologize to him? You don't need to do a damn thing to get him to forgive you. If anything he needs to apologize to you. Also sounds like he's looking for an excuse to break up with you. I say you surprise him and do it for him.

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Asweetguy4u2know has made it to Maestro, who would like congratulate him on his newest accomplishment? Fine job indeed! I do! I do! Congratulations, asweetguy4u2know. Glad you could make it.

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Condoms - Yes or not? Why? Only an idiot says off.

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What does Meth do to your body? For starters it rots your teeth and blisters the inside of your mouth. And eventually it eats your skin from the inside so you're covered on sores. Your eyes will start to bug out from not blinking or sleeping enough. And on the inside it eats holes in your brain so you end up with swiss cheese betwen your ears. Last is heart and lung failure. You stomach will ulcer from not eating. oh and...

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Does stealing another woman's husband make you a WHORE? If she knew he was married and still went ahead with the affair it sure does.

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My boyfriend and i talk about getting married, but my boyfriend hasn't left his wife yet. what do i do? he says give me time. we have been together for 4yrs. what do i do> Are you kidding me? You've been letting this lying peice of garbage lead you on for FOUR YEARS? How much more time do you need to give him before you realize he's never going to leave her? Nor is he going to marry you. After all he has the best of both worlds. He has a wife taking care of his house and his kids and giving him all the sex he wants. Plus a girlfriend who he can just...

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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.) Paris Assgrabber.

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Did you graduate high school a virgin? Made it to half way through my senior year before I lost it and regreted it ever since.

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IF you are ADD or ADHD, how long ago and at what age were you Dx'd? Meds? (Dx'd 8 mo ago.. what a difference a Dx makes.. I'm 54!) I have both and have never been meded. My art teacher figured it out about a month before graduation when she read an artical on how it effects girls' diffrently then boys. Up until then most teachers didn't even know girls could have it and just chalked my behaviour and "learning problems" (boredom really) to being from a dysfunctional home. Because of this I spent alot of...

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I am thinking of commiting suicide tonight. I want you to call 911 right now and tell them what you're about to do. By the way there's no such thing as a painless death. You do this an dyour last moments wil be agony. Remember "suicid is a preminate solution to tempoary problem".

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What should I have for a snack? Oreos.

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I broke up with my bf and now his pissed at me. how do i get him to talk to me? Why in the world if you are broken up do you care how to get him to talk to you? There's also no obligation on his part to continue to talk to you or to try and work anything out with you. You need to leave him alone.

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If a bride has both a birth-father and step-father, who is the appropriate choice to walk her down the aisle and give her away at the wedding? I would have to say the one she's closest too, the one who raised her, and the one footing the bill. I had my step father do it because I don't even have a relationship with my birth fater.

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Is it OK if a husband cheats on his Wife because she's "fat & pregnant" or that the other woman was "chasing him"? No, it is not okay for a man to cheat on the woman who is risking her life to bring his child into the world no matter how fat and prenant she gets. After all you don't see women trying to justify cheating on such a selfish and shallow reason as hubby got fat now do do you? And that's in spite of the fact a married man will put on more weight and keep it then a woman who gets pregnant...

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Can you have a good marriage with a man who doesn't discipline his teen daughter? Not in my mind. For one thing it shows a lack of responsability and discipline on his part. And that will translate to your relationship. So will the tensions that will be created by his inability to do his duty as a parent and the results of her bad behaviour. This is just bad news all around.

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If a cashier gives you too much change back, do you tell them? If they were rude to you would you not return the money? I give it back because as someone who worked retail I know how much trouble a cashier can get into if their draw is not right. You get wrote up and you will get fired. The sad thign is most of the time it's because they are completely swamped and made an honest mistake not out of incompetence or theft. The last retail job I had I was wrote up for being $2.01 off on a day when I was the...

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How far should I go on a first date? No further then a peck on the check. The first date is the "getting to know you phase" and should not be rushed. If the chemistry is really there it'll still be there later on when you actually get to know, trust, and love each other as a coupled should before going all the way. In fact if you don't rush it it's more likely to grow stronger as you date where if you jump...

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Is it ethical to abort a fetus based upon its gender? Why or why not? No, it is not etical to abort a chid based on it's sex. If you are willing to have sex and create a child then you had better be willing to except that child no matter what sex it is. To me it's just sick to kill a child because of it's sex and shows you should not be having children to begin with. These are not status symbols. These are not accessories. These are not extensions...

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Have you ever called your own cellphone using another phone to know its exact location (after you realized that it's missing)? More times then I want to admit. ANd it gets even better. I don't hav elong distance on my home phone and my cell is long distance from that number so now if I lose it I have to call a relative and have them call it for me.

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Is it wrong to ask your daughter's "suitor" to write his name on a rifle cartridge so you "have a bullet with his name on it?" I don't think so. Give me your best "shot" if you disagree. (Dad of 4 girls, so be careful!) Hell, no. I'm going to do this with both my sons' girlfreinds. After all what's good for the gander is now good for the goose.

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Who do you know that tends to use vulgar language the most often? I would have to say me. Not only I'm from a afamily of truckers, but they're redneck Irish American Truckers. Plus I've worked around horses and in factories for most of my working life. Now there's an education in how to use the "F" word righ there. My fiance who was in the United Staes Mariens and also worked factory jobs was a very close second. He just had a...

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Hi fellow ABers. Just want you to know that my friend Alanpro777 is now a Maestro! Would you like to join me in congratulating him for his fine achievement? Way to go, Little Buudy. And to think you've only been back a short time and you've already caught up to me.

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My boyfriend says he hates me and he wants to leave me and I am still very much in love with him, and I don't want to let him go, what do I do? Why in the world would you want to stay with a verbally abusive jerk? And since he hasn't packed up and left that's just what he is. You're not in love with him. You're still in love with what you had and are afraid to be alone. Trust me, you're better off alone.

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Looks like our friend Buxtonite just make Maestro, Anyone want to offer their congratulations? Hey, man, congratulations. Welcome to the club.

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If you could only have one bottle of liquor in the house, what would it be? Good ol' Captain Morgans.

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What were some of the methods of torture during the spanish inquisition? Swimming (tie the victem and toss them into the river. Is she floats she's guilty. If she drowns she's innocent.? Thumb Screws The Rack Iron Maiden (A wooden coffen filled with nails that the victem is placed in.) Branding (So as not to spill blood instriments of toucher were first heated red hot so that as they cut they cauterized the wound.)They used these tools to cut out...

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What's the best branch of the US military to join? The Marines. They are the best trained. The most Honrable. And have the most discipline. And they get the job done.

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My uncle molested me when i was little i told my grandma 2 months ago (he is her son) she called me a liar !! and it hurt me cause i no the truth ,come to find out my uncles dad did it 2 my aunt.. like father like son?she stay'd with that man, advise? Yes, no matter how long ago it was go to the police and tell them what happened. And give them the information about your uncle's dad so they can get a record of there being a history in the family. Even if they can't prosicute due to lack of eveidence you at least will have a complaint on file so they can watch him. And get your self some counciling. My advice is to stay away from...

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Do you feel guilt and regret for some things you've done in your life? I do and some of them will stay with me for the rest of my life. Some of them even longer then that.

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When I say 'Horsefly', what is the first thing you think of? That I'll need to get more spray for my horse this summer. Our's are huge.

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If you saw a mother hitting her child in a store, what would you do? Depends on the hit. If it's nothing more then a spanking for bad behaviour and on the rear end I'd probly back her up to the kid. Now if she's wailing on the kid like he's a diry rug I'm going ot have to step in to stop her.

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Would you marry a stripper? No, I would not marry a male stripper and I hope I raise my sons well enough that not only do they not go to those places, but that they will have nothing to do with a person like that.

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Should brittany spears get her children? Not from what I've seen and not from the judge sees either.

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Have you ever know a man who is constantly and continuously on the prowl even when he is in a relationship? What's that called? Is it an addiction or a mental illness? It's called sexual addiction and it's caused by a mental psychosis dealing with a man's sexual insecurities, need for power and control over others to feel good about himself, as well as an addiction to risk taking behaviours.

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What are some good songs for funerals? "Go Rest High on the Mountain" "The Last King of May" Natilie Merchant "My Beloved Wife" Natilie Merchant "Someone said Goodbye" Enya

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True story: A man's son is molested by a pervert, the man sneaks a gun into the courthouse and as the pervert is escorted to court the man shoots him in the head. A jury finds the man innocent by reason of mental distress. I call this justice, agreed? Sounds like justice to me. As far as I'm concerned that father did a public service. After all the courts would have just let this monster back out in a few years time to do it to some other child. Only this time the child would be the one to die.

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So if I use another member's username, and avatar,that means Im "hijacking" their profile?What if I just happen to like their username,and avatar? It sure does. And we don't care how much you like it get your own.

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IS IT BAD TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AT 13? It's very bad to lose your virginity at 13 no matter what sex you are. Girls get to face special consequences. 1. It's illegal for you to consent at 13 even if your partner is 13 too. Someone will go to jail for rape. 2.You are not pyshically, mentally or emmotionally ready for sex. Sure you bleed. Sure you have urges and breasts and hair in all the right places, but that does not...

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My husband of 26 years had 2 year affair when i found out i wanted us to work it out. We're catholic, he left me and moved in with her anyway. He won't answer any calls from me or letters from my lawyer. Why? and why is he verbaly abusive when we do talk? You need to just face the truth no matter how painfull it is. He doesn't love you any more. And if he's had two affrairs I'd say he never did. He won't return your calls or letters and is verbally abusive when you do talk because he wants you to just leave him alone. After all talking to you just reminds him what an ass he really is. Better to just let the lawyers and the...

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Have you ever been in love with someone you could not be with? I am in that situation right now. And by all accounts I will be for the rest of my life due to his passing away suddenly.

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IS IT BAD TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AT 13? It is very bad to lose your virginity at 13. Frist of all it's illegal for you to consent to sexual activity with anyone. Even another 13 year old. In fact at that age it's not even statutory rape. It's just plain out rape. But here's the main reason you should not have sex at 13. You'll ruin yourself for life sexually by having sex at 13. See, you may kind of look like...

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If your underwear could speak, what would it say to you? How come we don't get to ride on the ceiling fan anymore?

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If you had no clothes in the house,what household items would you use to cover yourself? Toga party with the sheets.

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Are you forgetting something? Probly. I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached.

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Do you agree with me that Taco Bell should change their name to toxic Smell? I thought they already had.

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Blank Savage, our dear departed friend has received over 4,000 points today due to the many diverse members of answerbag being good people. This ability to come together despite differences gives me hope for all of us. Has it not been one special day? It sure has.

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Should love and sex be seen as two sides of the same coin or two totally separate things? Yes, sex and love should be seen as the two sides of the coin. One without the other in a romatic relationship is like a coin that has split down the middle. Sure, you can have one without the other, but then it's not a whole relationship. And as we are learning you take the love out of sex and it becomes cheapened and useless. Just like a half a coin. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomarrow....

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Westboro Baptist Church plans on picketing Heath Ledger's funeral because he portrayed a gay man in "Brokeback Mountain." Don't you find this repulsive and disrespectful? Is there anything that can be done to stop the picketing before it even begins? I find just about anything Phelps and his pack of nut cases do repulsive and disrespectful. And that includes the fact they breath.

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I just found out that my husband's lover (coworker) attended the company party I hosted in our home. I'm devestated! I can't stop thinking about how many of those other people knew and were laughing me! I'm friendly with a few of them..should I ask them? You go right on ahead and do what ever you need to help you get over this ass. You also need to find who your real friends are right now. Anyone who's making excuses for ass clown and tramp are not your friends. More then likely they're trying to justify their own indiscreations. As someone who's had the "joy" of being cheated on I'll fill you in on a few things....

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It's my birthday today! And I ask but one thing from each of you my dear friends and fellow 'Baggers. It would really make my birthday special if you might find the time to go posi-troll my dearly departed friend Blank Savage. Are ye up for it? http://www What a sweet gesture. If I can find any I haven't upped I sure will.

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Tomorrow is our very own beloved Capt`n Jacks Birthday, lets give him a huge party , who would like to come? I'm there, Baby. Happy Birthday, You Crazy Pirate.

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Do you think that its wrong for illegal immagrants to fight for rights that aren't even legally theirs? I think it's more then wrong that someone who not only has no right to be here, but committed a crime to get on this soil should then think they have any rights at all. Even those afford to criminals who are citizens. And I can't beleive our goverment is acctually cow towing to these people and their government's demands. Wait, I take that back. It doesn't surprise me that...

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This is a question about how you feel about breastfeeding and pollution in our world today...It is too long to post in this area...see answers for full question..thanks. The question may seem somewhat rhetorical --but your opinions on this? That is just appallling. Here we are trying to get women to breatsfeed as the best thing for their children and because we didn't take care of our garbage we might be poisioning our children.

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"Forewarned is fore-armed" Given the current climate in AB, is anyone plannning on going East Coast-al Postal at the NY AB Convention? ;) If I could go I would just for you. Of couse my choice of fire arm would be a Super Soaker full of booze.

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Have you ever heard of or run into Fred Phelps? I've heard of him, but never run into him. Although I would love to run over him. Repeatedly. With a semi-truck.

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If you knew the world was ending tomorrow... what would your last meal be? Anything and everything that tates good would be going straight down in mass quanties followed by lots of booze and ciggies till I burst.

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What is your first thought when someone who is not even close to attractive says something like " You know you want this!"? "To put a paper bag on it's head."

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Which That 70's Show character are you? I'm Donna.

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If you knew your best friend was having an affair, would you tell his or her spouse? Since they wouldn't be my friend any more I would have no problem ratting them out to their spouse.

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I moved across the street from my 3 kids dad. they see him 1 a month my kids stand at the gate and look at him ,...what should we do to get his attention? i dont want to se him cause i have been wth my otr huby 5 yrs but my kds lv bth should i give up First of all kill that ridiculous text typing. It's annoying and hard to read. If you need more room leave an answer. So let me get this straight you had the bright idea to move across the street from your childrens' dad and now you want to keep the kids away from their father because you have a new husband? For one thing if you haven't told your children's dad or the...

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If life was a pair of undies, what type would you be? A thong because I always seem to be getting it up the butt. And I don't like it.

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What is the most humorous insult you have ever heard used in the workplace? Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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Wikipedia states that Fred Phelps does not permit members of the Westboro Baptist Church to marry persons outside the church. In your opinion, does that make this group a cult? I'd call that a cult alright. Who is Fred Phelps to tell his members who they can marry? And since the whole congregation is made up of his blood family he's an even sicker freak then I thought. Wounder how many of his grand kids could also call him just "Daddy"?

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How would I know if I had miscarriage if I didn't know if I was pregnant? Would a home pregnancy test still show positive if I took one after the miscarriage? I don't care what the home pregnancy tests shows. If you think you might have miscarried you need to go to the hospital to get checked out. A miscarriage that is far enough along that you suspect you might be pregnant could have some sever complications such as hemroging or incomplete expulsion of the fetus and other uterine contents which leads to infection. You also might have a medical...

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I am looking for the quickest, most painless way to kill myself that doesn't involve a gun. Basically what I want is to fall asleep and never wake up. What kind of poisons (household chemicals, pills, etc.) will do this? And no, this is not a joke. If this isn't a joke then you need to call 911 or what ever your emergency number is and have them send an abulance out to you so you can be admitted to the psych ward.

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Is it child abuse if once in a while you yell and swear at your infant or child? No, it is not child abuse to get mad and to raise your voice at your child every once in awhile. In fact it's sometimes nessary to get their attention. Especially when they're screaming themselves or doing something dangerous. Now if all you ever do is yell and scream over every little thing, don't explain why you got mad, or use insults or obsinities then it's abuse. People...

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When I was giving my fiance oral sex he whispered his ex-girlfriend's name. What do you people think about it? I think he should have gotten your teeth impression on his slong and walking papers before his pants came up. If you can't remeber the name of the person giving you oral, especially if it's your fiance, you don't deserve the person giving it to you.

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Who remembers my favorite ploy to go parking with my girlfriend? "Do you want to go watch the submarine races?" I do. I also like "Want to ride my balony pony?"

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Are there bug parts and rodent hairs inside peanut butter? I heard this once. Do you believe it? Hate to have to break it to you, but there are rodent and bug parts as well as other contamints in all teh food we eat. Especially if it's processed. The government even has written guidelines for how much is acceptable.

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How does homosexuality harm anyone, and why does god disapprove of it?? I'd like a reason other than because the bible says so. No, it does not harm anyone unless they are persacuted and harrassed for it. The only reason God had a problem with it is because man says he does.

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Will you excuse me...while I FLAUNT my POLICE-ness around? Work that POLICE-ness, Baby. Work it real good.

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Do you call it a "Muffin Top" or a "Mushroom Top"? I like 'Mushroom Top' because Muffins are good. (See answer for picture) I don't care what you call it that's just nasty. Girl, get some pants that fit for God's sake.

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Would you have a problem with someone who was either in an open relationship or was into polyamory? I tried to be friends with a couple like that. Especially since I was friends with a family member of theirs. While I don't agree at all with the lifestyle I tried to just let it go. That is until they tried to conveince me to join in. Some of things they did (like IMing me after they'd had sex and letting me know it)and trying to tell me I was soo missing out and niave plus some...

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Why does a woman get pregnant, have a baby and then be a terrible parent or worse, hurt the child? Mostly this is out of ignorance or from having been abused her self so she knows no other way to act towards her child. It can also be from stress or sever depression. And in a few cases it's just that she's so mentally ill she should have never had kids to begin with.

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What would you do if your husband cheats on you in front of your face? The boy would be going down any and every way I could think of. Starting with him and his girlfreind getting kicked out on the lawn bared assed. With pics of said event being e-mailed to one and all.

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Mike Huckabee: Homosexuality goes hand in hand with(and leads to) pedophilia and bestiality. Piss anyone else off? Me! Me! Me! I see yet another villiage is missinig it's idiot.

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How long does it take for a memory of a late loved one, make you smile instead of breaking down crying? Come back in a year. Maybe I'll finally be able to stop crying when I hit year two since I haven't at year one.

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Is Catcher In The Rye a good book? I think Im going to read it, And I wanted peoples opinions on the book. What do you think of it? I read it after I found it on a list of books banned from school libraries. I loved it.

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Why does my friend have to be such a whore? How am I supposed to tell her she is being a little to friendly with the new men she meets without being mean? Honestly, there's no way you can do this without ticking her off. If you really think you need to tell her you're going to have to cruel to be kind and just drop the bomb, but try to do it gently. Especially if she's engaging in activities like unprotected sex with idiots. Nobody wants to hear they're doing something stupid. You might lose a freind for now, but years down...

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Ok, why do buffett style eateries throw away perfectly GOOD food (some just made and untouched!!!) rather than give it to a soup kitchen to feed the homeless? That is because there are laws against redistributing food that has been exposed to the public even if it's never been touched. It's also very difficult to transfer those foods safely to the soup kitchen. In all honesty they toss it because the law says they have too. And trust me after what I've seen at buffetts you wouldn't want to ive it to someone who's immune...

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For those who live in LA, is the LAPD still corrupt and racist? I know they do have a bad history of brutality, but are those problems still continuing? Don't let a few bad apples convience you the whole bushel is rotten. The only reason why this looks rampant in the LAPD is because they used to have a history of this and now every time something happens it gets blown out of proprtion. After all these stories do make great copy unlike the thousands of good cops out there. Dopn't believe the hype. Most of the time these claims are made...

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Why do I feel so rejected when I dont get a reply from posters on sex only sites? Dude, you need to get out more if you're not only posting on sex only sights, but getting rejected. I have honestly never heard of this before. Usally those people will do anyone or anything. And without the dollar.

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Do you believe your astrological profile describes you pretty closely? Either way, what's your sign and what does it say about you? Leo by the common one and Tiger by the Chinese. They both fit me to a tee.

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Can you give me some points to prove that you don't need parents' approval to go through an abortion when you're below 21 age You're almost right. In most sates if you're over 18 you don't need parents' approval for an abortion. However, if you're a minor unless you get a judge's permission by proving extenuating circumstances like you're life would be in danger if they knew you can't get one without it. You also have to prove you're mature enough to make the decission...

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I heard about maggot therapy, why don't they eat the live tissues of the muscles? They don't eat the live tissue because their mouths and stomachs aren't desinged to eat live flesh. Only rotten stuff. They litterly can't bite off anything or digest it if it's not already half decompossed.

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Anyone have a loved one in the military? i feel alone!! You're not alone. A boy I've known since he was a baby is now a Marine stationed in Iraq. And my fiance was one as well. His brother and my uncle were both in the Army. You've got friends.

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We have 2 brothers which are twins (Brother A, and Brother B). Brother A gets married. At the wedding Brother B meets the girl of his dreams and gets her phone number. Brother B loses the girls phone number. Brother B kills Brother A upon return... why? So he can see her again at the funeral.

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Are they coming to take me away? I see the nice, young men in their little white coats coming over the hill for you now. Better run. I'll create a distraction.

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My fiance is deceased and in my dream he said that " If I ever see you with someone, I won't visit you anymore." What is he trying to say to me. Hello and welcome to my world, Cherise. I also lost mine and I have some very strange dreams about him. In mine he's not dead, but has left me for someone else. I think it's my mind's way of trying to get me to let go. I think that he's trying to say that if you find someone else who loves you and he knows you'll be happy and safe with them he'll go just so you can...

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The AB imposter is on the prowl again. User names and avatars are being hijacked to create new, bogus accounts. Will you join me in watching out for each other and flagging the imposter's posts? All ready on it. I notice our worst one was back and at it again. Now that he's been reported on his own name he's using copies of higher up ABers.

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When people ask " am I pregnant" questions on AB, do they seriously think they will get an accurate answer with the limited information that most questions give? Why do people think a bunch of strangers on the net can tell them yes/no better than a test? You have to remember these girls are scared out of their minds. And most of them never got a proper education about sex, their own bodies or pregnancy from either their parents or the schools thanks to our squimishness about it and abstance only education programs. So they turn to the only resource thay have left them. Us. And with the very limited space provided for questions they have a hard...

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I never had a period for the month of december, i took three test and thay all cam out negative i am so scared that i am pregnant but i feel like i am about to start cause i keep having cramps! am i pregnant or not? If you were having unprotected sex or think the birth control failed you could very well be pregnant. See a pregnancy test in the early stages is more likely to give false negative then a false possitive due to the prgnancy hormones not being built up enough to register on a test. Cramping as well as not having a period is symptom of pregnancy. It's caused by the embryo attaching itself to...

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In this cold, unforgiving existence, does it comfort you to know that Richard Simmons loves you unconditionally? He does? I thought that restraining order meant he didn't love me any more. Whew , what a relief. And has anyone informed Sahlinski of this?

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Do you think more students should be held back US? Would holding back more students for failure to complete work help solve the problem of kids graduating high school without being able to read?Are standards too low for students? I definitly think any student who doesn't preform to average grade level or who doesn't have the mental maturity or shows behavioral problems should be held back. That said I think we need earlier intervention when a student seems to be strugling to find out what the problem is so it can be fixed early on. I know it would have helped me if they would have taken the time to ask me what...

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Which is the way to type here on AB?... with capital letters or just all small type?, I would say stick to the rules of grammar for a question or answer and in the comments you can be a little more relaxed. After all you don't want to look like you're shouting.

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Do you ever get stricken with sudden grief? Every since my fiance passed it happens quite often. People tell me "this too shall pass", but I don't believe them. I've just learned to swallow it down.

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What role do you think you play as a person? ("Peacekeeper", "Loose Cannon", "Trouble Maker", "Funny Person" etc..) Do you like that role, or do you want to change it. Why? I am the long winded, fiesty, funny person who can't spell worth a damn. Unless you get me on one of my soap box subjects. Then I'm the lecturure every college professor wants to be. I wouldn't have it any other way. Keeps people on their toes.

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Do you have any thoughts on Benazir Bhutto being assassinated? Do you think this will effect anything? Did she really hold that much power? I was sadden, but not surprised one bit. I knew there was no way in hell the Prime Minster of Pakistan was going to let her make it to an election and then share power with her. I'll bet with in the next few months it's going to come out he was behind it and used Al Queada to do his dirty work for him.

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Do my T-shirt sayings, bumperstickers, signs etc. amuse you? Are any being over-used to death? Ya got any I can refresh my collection with? No clue? See examples below, and be sure to click on them to see them well! Are you kidding me? They're the high light of the post. I get a kick out of each and every one of them. In fact I do beleive they're what started our friendship low those many months ago.

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My wife wants to leave me . She is seeing someone else and I know I must move on but I cant as I still love her. WE share a house which is being sold now , so I still see her every day. We were together 21 years - how do I let go? Well, for starters you should move out so you don't have to see her everyday. That should make moving on somewhat easier. The second bit of advice I would give you is to see a counciler who specializes in divorce. The last bit is just give it time. You can't rush these things.

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Am i pretty enough to go to the grocery store with my hear down,wearing my pjs? Who cares? If you want to go to the store in your PJs and your hair a mess just do it.

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What kind of people are we? Many people worldwide die every day due to hunger and diseases, and we talk about trolls and points? We're stressed out people who need a place to go where we can forget about the problems of life for a short time just to get a break. And even when we're here we're still searching for the answers to those age old social ills like hunger and disease. Who knows? Maybe a question on here will lead to a solution. After all this a place of dialog and I know I've had some very...

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My girlfriend blew me off one night early in the relationship and went and seen some guy who is a total asshole.Well that night she was supposed to call me and said she lost her phone and never did. She later got home at 5 in the morning. Did she cheat? This just sounds like too much BS for me. For one thing why is she going to this guy's house to begin with? And the whole thing about going to the girl's house is so far fetched as to be totally unbelievable. Girls don't go to the homes of girls they don't like to hang out till 5 am. Sounds like she just picked a name when you confronted her to make her story sound good....

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How long before a lightbulb explodes in a micorwave? Now why would I spoil all your fun by telling you?

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Should I please my wife and vaccuum the car, or leave it alone, which is easier by far? If you value your sex life you will vaccuum that car. Nothing turns a woman on more then a guy doing chores. Less nagging that way too. May look like more work, but in the long run way easier then dealing with a pissed off, unsatisfied woman.

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If a mouse can find its way out of a maze, should President Bush ask it for an Iraq exit plan? He'd better start asking somebody what to do. After all none of his top advisers seems to have a clue what to do so asking a mouse actually might give him a feasable plan. After all the mouse's brain is bigger.

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Is marriage really the right choice for a couple, or can it make things worse? It depends on the couple. If they weren't meant to be together in the first place getting married will just put so much pressure on the relationship that it will explode into one issue after the other. If they were ment to be together then a marriage will only make what they have stronger. And in a lot of cases a couple doesn't even really need to get married at all except for legal...

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What if someone is determined to hate you? I say let 'em. There's nothing you can do about how somebody feels about you and there's no sense in worring about what you can't control.

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Would you like to put any AB'ers on the Naughty List? Oh, you'd better believe I do. And they know who they are.

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Can cats take benadryl for allergies If I remember correctly they can. You just have to give them infant's formula so the dosage is right for the weight.

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Mom: "Pick up your room." Daughter: "I can't." If you were/are a mother, would you be offended by your daughter's response (hypothetically speaking)? ;) I'd tell her she had a choice then. If she can't pick it up she's better at least clean it up.

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Could you buy a cheep cleaner to get weed out of your system? I've been smokeing since this summer and I have a piss test in two weeks? You are screwed. That's so embedded in your system it's going to take months for it to clear from the fat cells. And anything you try to use to clean it from your system, especially from the health food store, is tested for now too. You just smoked you way out of a future. Hope it was worth it.

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Am I cheating(i have a bf) if I met someone on the internet and have cyber sex and phone sex with them? That's just as bad as physically cheating on your partner. If you don't beleive me go tell him what you're doing and see just how he feels about you doing this. I can lay money he's not going to see it as harmless. And at 16 you shouldn't be engaging in any of this at all. You're a child playing adult games you're not even close to being ready for.

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What should i do? i have hooked up with this guy i really like a few times now... but when we arent kissing he seems to not want to hang out in public. shh... no on is supposed to know we are anything but friends. it just seems like he is hiding me. You're not only being hid like a dirty secret, but being used. That's what hooking up is. He doesn't want people to know about you so he can keep hooking up with other girls and maybe even have a girlfreind, but still sleep with you. I say dump this loser and find some one who actually respects you and won't treat you like something that needs to be hiden away.

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Is it right for an adult couple to invite your wife over as they host an Adult Exotic "Toys" Party at their house while their kids are awake and roaming around? There's something wrong with that picture. Those parties are suppost to be for couples. Sounds like they want to have your wife as a "friend". And to have the kids up and roaming around is just sick. Children do not need to be exposed to that sort of sexual activity. You need to tell your wife this one's not going to happen. And maybe even alert the authorities to what these...

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Isn't P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines a b**ch, and Gimps.de a sk**k? I love it. More points.

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Did you know that Sis1227 cheated on her man?!She A Sl*t! Flagged

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Why does Drastic drink blood? Flagged.

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Doesn't answerbag user babycakes a liar,and has an attitude problem? Thanks for the points, Nick.

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Would holding/bracing your spouse be considered a abusive in general after she slapped your glasses off your face (which cut you in the process) in a arguement w/later ended in divorce because she told the judge, family and friends he's a violent man? I don't see it as abuse at all, but resonable use of force for self defense from a violent person. For her to prove you were abusive and violent she would have to furnish more proof then that one incident where she was actually the agressor, not you. Sounds to me like she's a nut case.

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What is the best thing to say when your bf/gf tells you he/she loves you? I love my bf and I don't want to be the first one to say it, but at least I would like to know what I should say when he says it first. Please help!! Well, for starters you stop playing stupid head games like some child. If you really love him then you buck up and tell him. If he tells you first and you feel the same way say it right back. All this stuff about who says it first and how to respond with anything, but the truth has no place in a relationship what so ever.

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I am in a loveless marriage i miss my ex and i can't overcome this what should i do? If you're in a loveless marriage you need to go to your spouse and tell them the truth before you do something stupid like cheat on them. I have a feeling a divorce would be nothing, but a releif for the both of you. As for your ex I don't think you still have any real feelings for them at all. You're just making a fantasy out of what you had with the ex because your marriage...

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Does anyone else listen to songs to which they dont understand the lyrics? It could be a different langauge or anything just post it here. I do all the time. I love Celtic music like Enya and the Cheftians, but don't know a lick of Erse or Galic so I have no clue what they are saying.

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How long can you be held in jail for refusing to testify in court? As long as the judge wants to hold you. Unless you can plead the fifth by being called to testify you have no choice, but to do so. And if you lie and say you know nothing you add perjury to your contempt charge.

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Can real true love exist before marriage? I think it can, but some others don't. It had better be there before you get married or you're just fooling yourself you can make someone love you from nothing. You don't get married because you want someone to love you. You do it because you love the other person so much you can't imagine life without them.

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Im on antibiotics and forgot to take my birthcontrol pill about 6 times in the last 2 weeks what are the chances of getting pregnant? Say "Hello" to motherhood unless you used a condom.

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Ladies: Would you date a guy who went to strip clubs? Not if he was the last idiot on earth and my life depended on it. I want a man not a selfish jerk who has no respect for women.

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What is your opinion on congress involving themselves in Baseball? You mean besides a watse of time and money when they're are real issues to take care of like health care and this War we are involved in? I don't want to hear another Senator or Congressman say there's no money for CHIP or body armour for our troops after this little stunt.

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How would you feel if your 18 year old son just told you he signed up for the US Marines and gets on the bus in two weeks? What can I say to him? As the widowed bride of a proud Marine I would be bursting my buttons with pride that my Sons would want to follow in their Father's footsteps and become part of The United States Marines. After all what btter way to learn how to become a man then in the most Honrable, Disciplined, and best trained of our Armed Forces? I would tell them I am proud of them and so is their Father. And with...

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Considering what has happened since the infamous ad and the leading Dems proclamations of certain failure, do Media Matters, Pelosi, Reid, Murtha and their ilk owe G.W. Bush, General Petraeus and all those fine troops a huge apology? I think both the Democrats and the Rebulicans owe them an apology for sending them over there and then basicly abandoning them to their deaths so they can have a pissing contest. Neither side has done a damn thing to help them. And the Democrats have done nothing, but take pot shots at them every chance they get to make the Republicans look bad. While the Republicans only seem to remember them...

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Alright Ladies and Gentleman, can I please get a nice "Welcome to the 'Bag!" round of applause for a newer guy I've just discovered here? Arloman, this dude has got me rolling with intelligent comments laced with brilliant wit. & drop the newbie snob bit Hello and Welcome, Arloman. Glad you could join us. If Jack thinks you're funny I'm sure we're going to have a grand ol' time.

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Should i be worried about my boyfriend going to the strip club with his friends If I was you I'd be very worried about him going. And I don't care who he is going with. A man, especially one in a relationship, has no business in a strip club. That's for immature jerks with nothing better to do then pay women to commit public sex acts for they're childish entertainment. Add in beer and a bunch of buddies and something bad is bound to happen. If I was in...

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I recently found out my live-in boyfriend has been lying to me about going to strip clubs and hiding his cell bill. Is he cheating? If he's walking into a strip club he's cheating on you already. Especially if he's lying about it. And the hiding of the cell phone bill is another clue you've got a dog on your hands. Time to show some self respect and toss this pice of trash where he belongs-on the curb.

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Can a single mom raise a son to be a man? I can tell you that as a woman I'm doing a better job of raising my son to be a man then his father is. It's not in the gender of the parent that matters, but in what the teach the child that matters. Raise them to be moral and respectfully and they'll turn out just fine.

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How many times has some one lost all typed answers or comments because you hit the wrong key. More times then I can count. I also get the dreaded hang up if it's too long. It's gotten to the point I copy anything I want to post so I don't lose it.

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What do you think is the most discusting peircing on girls? I would have to go with nipples and liabia are the worst. Followed by streched earlobes. Just gross.

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I'm so nocturnal. What hour/part of the day to you feel most awake? Usally about midday and at night. Mornings definitly aren't good for me.

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Would you rather be honest and hurt someone you love or lie so they wont get hurt? I belive that you should always tell the truth no matter what. Sure the shock of what you have to tell them will hurt for a time, but if you lie you just make it even worse. It's like pouring salt in the wound. Especially if they find out the truth from someone else. Also lying just ruins your credablity and takes the trust and respect out of the relationship.

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Do you think that "thinking for yourself" is a skill that has to be honed and practiced before one can become effective at it? I think it's a skill you have to learn. If it wasn't for me pushing my oldest to think for himself and use common sense he'd still be as helpless at 7 as he was at 2.

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Have you ever been to Mexico, and if you have what did you think of it? I went to one of the little border towns across from Arizona. I hated it. It was nothing, but a tourist trap and a dirty one with nasty people to boot. We saw kids chasing and throwing things at a beggar woman and nobody did anything to stop them. I will never go back.

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I see Singwell is now AB's 16th Guru! Who would like to join me in congratulating her accomplishment? I know I would. Congratulations to my friend, Singwell. You deserve it.

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Do You Think Women Should Souly Have The Choice To Have And Abortion Or Should Abortions Be Decided By Both Parents Or Should Abortions Be Done Away With? I think abortion should be done away with. There's no medically nessary reason for it with all the forms of birth control and emergency contraceptive we have out there. If you use two forms and use them right you won't get pregnant. To me it just gives people who act irresponsably an out from dealing with the consequences of their actions. I have never believed that now that we have...

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What comes to your mind when I say Physically Impossible? A politician that doesn't lie.

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Are Republican women sexual predators too? So let me get this straight you're going to focus on the sexual misconduct of the Republicans and ignore the same misconduct by the Democrats in office? One example in Good ol' Uncle Teddy and his dead secratary he let drown in below feezing water on News Year Eve while his wife sat at home. Oh, and don't forget the affairs of his brothers, John and Bobby. Sure those two were...

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What results do you get when you search your AB name on "Search for Answers"? I got seven and there all good. http://www.answerbag.com/search?search=Pasobrio

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If you found your partner cheating on you in bed with someone else,would you ever sleep in the bed again?Would you keep it, or get rid of it? He and the bed would make a nice bonfire. Right on the front lawn.

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My septic system is starting to smell like the legislative, and executive branches of gov't. The ground above the leech line is begining to resemble a rainforest. So do I need an outhouse or a take out a 2nd to put in a new system? Nice wording. Very discriptive and so true. I think it would be best to take the second and put in a new system. An outhouse would eventually start to smell like our excutive and legislative brachs too.

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Would you like to join me in congratulating the super nice CuriousFrank on becoming a Maestro? Glad you could join us, Frank. Congratulations.

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Do you still use mustardplasters? I don't now, but when I worked with race horses we did. Only it was on their legs if they were hurt to draw the blood to the area and to create heat for healing sore muscles.

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Do you yell when you're mad? I'm a parent of two boys and have several neices and nephews. How else are they going to hear me if I don't?

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Do you ever let your freak flag fly? All the time, Baby. Wanna See?

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My husband left me for another should i fight for him Why would you both figting for some one who doesn't want to be with you? Someone who disrespected you by cheating on you? Someone who cared so little for your relationship he chose to walk away for a new toy? Face it, he's gone with the wind and you're better off for it.

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What is the minimum age for a teenager to go on a date? You opinions? In my opinion they shouldn't be dating till they're 17. Especially with all the temptations and presure to do things they shouldn't be starting at younger and younger ages these days. It's just too much of a risk for trouble.

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I am 17 and i cant have an orgasm during sex! I really want to but everyone tells me I might have to be older but i want one really bad! What do i do? First off you're too young to be having sex mentally and emmotionally and that's going to screw up your abilty to have an orgasim since sex is mostly emmotional. Most women don't have them until they are much older then you and are in a long term relationship with their life partner. My advice is to cut this out and wait till that relationship happens.

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Is this true, my friend told me that when you get high if you drink some vinegar, the weed leaves your system in a few days? No, it isn't, but it will make you deathly ill if you drink as much as it supoosedly takes for it too work. Oh, and most places test your urine ph to see if you've done this to try and trick the test. A funny ph and you fail.

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Hey everyone, have you noticed that AUNTIE EM IS BACK?! Welcome! ;-) Count me in! Welcome back, Auntie Em!

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Hey everyone, have you noticed that AUNTIE EM IS BACK?! Welcome! ;-) I do belive I want to dance I'm so happy. Welcome back, Auntie Em.

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Are you completely honest with your s/o about EVERYTHING? I was always completely honest about everything as he was with me. Neither of us belived in secrets in a relationship. Any time you hide something from your partner you breed distrust in the relationship. In the end that distrust will destroy your relationship. In fact if you feel you shouldn't tell your partner something it means you shouldn't be doing it at all.

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Should men in relationships have female friends that send them dirty text messages No, they should not be getting this kind stuff from their female freinds if they are in a relationship. It's rude and disrepectfull on both their parts. To me it's the first step to cheating. This is something you need to be putting a stop too. If you can't then you need to dump him.

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I am an 18 year old female and my boyfriend is 16 years old. We have been dating for two years now. In Minnesota is it illegal for us to be dating? with or without sexual intercourse? I am exactly 25 months older than he is. With this age diffrence you're in the clear. You're not that fr apart in age and under the law you're legal because you're only two years apart.

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I am 4 1/2 months pregnant and married my husband 2 months ago. He's become abusive again after 4 years since a restraining order was ordered and I need to get out asap but he's threatening to take custody of our unborn child. What are my rights? Since the baby is in your belly and you left him out of abuse before you hold all the cards. There's no way he can take custody of an unborn child. And if you file for divorce before the baby's born possion is nine tenths of the law in custody cases. This is one case where you are going to have all the rights and he will have none. Especially if you file on grounds of abuse. I want...

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What is your favorite way of getting rid of pimples? I pop 'em 'cause I can't help myself. And if you have one I'll pop it too. Don't worry though I am a trained pimple popper.

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What is your reaction to some of the people on AB who are threatening to trash their friends lists in their answers and comments? I think they're not someone who's going to be on my list any time soon. That's just being a jerk.

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I think I now have my very own Troll...What should I name him? Buttmonkey

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Pasobrio is now a Maestro. Will you all put your hands together and give her a big round of applause? Oh, thank you, PattiJo. You are so sweet.

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Ya but whats the point of cheating honestly? There is no such thing as cheating honestly. It always has an element of dishonesty to it.

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My story is going to sound really strange, but please just try to read and give me any kind of support at all. 4 years ago, when I was 15 years old and very naive, I had an online boyfriend who lived across the country (i li And?

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Do you believe in finding your soulmate? I sure do because I did find my soulmate. Unfortunatly death came between us too soon.

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Can a husband be removed from his home and children based on his wifes accusation and temporary restraining order Yes, he can. But she'd better be carefully because if it turns out she lied to get him out and keep him away from the children she's screwed.

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When was the last time you visited someone in the hospital? I tried to se my mother before she died on Thanksgiving. Unfortuantly I got there too late. She died that morning.

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Where can I find a box of kittens to make me super happy? Try the humane socity. I'm sure they'd be happy to give you a box or two. Maybe even three.

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Why do guys cheat on girls? Because they want too and think they can get away with it if they act sorry enough when they're caught. People who cheat don't do it because they're drunk and don't know what they are doing. They don't do it because there's anything lacking in their relationship. At least not on the part of their partner or in the bedroom. What's lacking is their self-control,...

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A judge just sentenced Michael Vick to 23 months in a Federal prison. Is this a fair sentence? Why or why not? It's as a big a joke as OJ being found not guilty of murder. Vick should have done way more time for what he did just on the deprevaty of his hobby. Add in the fact he'll be out in less then a year and it's an even bigger joke. So what if he loses millions? It's his own fault. Those dogs lived lives of pain and suffering before they died just so he could get his kicks. He...

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Anyone up for a round of drinks? I'll buy! Line 'em up, Cuppycake. I'll buy the next.

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Has someone on AB ever touched your heart so much you got a funny feeling inside? Lots of them have. I've been moved to joy, anger, and tears more then once on here over someone's post.

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I just found myself chasing a spider around the sink, so I coud save it and put it outside, which got me wondering, do you catch and release, or do you squish spiders? Because I have so many spider scardie cats in my house they have to be squashed or they go nuts. And to think I'm the little woman protecting guys from a spider.

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Is it legal/okay for a 17 year old to date a 23 year old? No, it is not okay for an adult to be messing around with a minor even if she is 17. No matter how you justify it or what she looks or acts like she's still a child on the verge of being an adult. It's also not legal since a 23 year old is more then four years older then her. At her age even kissing her is a crime. It's called contibuting to the deliquency of a minor, gross...

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Why the call? My step father was a pedophile. I have not seen him in over 30 years & never plan to again. He just called out of the blue & left a message wishing me Happy Holidays. The only time I ever talked to him was when I demanded an apology I can lay money he's out looking to get back that power and control he lost over you all those years ago. Don't you give him that. Ignore him to show him just how little you think of him. He also might be looking for absolution from you so he can feel vindicated that what he did wasn't so bad after all. Don't you give him that either. Let him go to his grave knowing...

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I really like this guy, he only wants to be casual sex partners. Should I just go along with it hoping that a relationship will come later? Sure if you like living a life of delusion and being some guy's doormat till someone better comes along that he doesn't see as nothing more then a whore. Which is all guys see their casual sex partners as. If you jump in the sack with him don't count on anything more then getting used and tossed away like that special sock he has. You'll never be nothing more to him then an...

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What should I exspect to feel the day after i had sex(first time)? Any weird feelings in the vagina or anywhere else? Pyshiclally you'll feel a little sore between your legs. Emmotionally you could feel all sorts of things. This could range from saddness and regret from doing it when you weren't ready with someone you really didn't want to and losing a part of yourself you can't get back to elation from sharing this most special thing with some one you love who loves you back. Most girls...

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I think I love him, but he doesn't love me back...he says that he doesn't believe in love. What should I do? Firget about this nut case and find someone who's emmotionally healthy who will love you.

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If you were a married woman, would you be upset if you found out that your husband was going onto the internet to chat with another women for an hour everyday? I would be very upset if I found out my husband was in an intimate relationship, even over the internet and without cybersex, with another women to the point he was talking ot her for an hour a day. This is time and energy that's being taken away from fostering a health and strong relationship with me, his wife. I wouldn't stand for it one bit.

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Do you like getting into conversation on the comment threads or does it take too much valuable point gathering time? I love the conversation on the comment threads. That's where the action really happens on here.

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Where does your allegiance lie? To my children, my Country, and to those I call Family with or without the ties of blood to bind us.

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You see a girl and she is all around good except shes flat (no boobs) what do you do? Ignore her, be friends, try to make a move, how much do you care? What are your thoughts on the subject in general? If all you're worried about is the size of some girl's cups then you're not worth worring about in my book.

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Free Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! Any takers? I swear if you give me one I'll be good.

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And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl? Because you would never tell me "no" if I wanted something.And I'm damn good with a sword.

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If Baggin' were Boxing would you be a Speed bagger or a Heavy bagger? Flyweight or Welterweight? Heavy bagger and welterweight. Got to make Guru somehow.

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Why fight when you can negotiate? I have no idea. Seems futile to fight when there a chance at talking it out to me. Except a fight is a better story.

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If you walk into a strip bar and watch the girl nude in front of you, do you still feel the urge to have sex with her? If my guy is walking into a strip club he might as well do her because he sure as hell isn't doing me any more. After all the whole point of her doing that is so he will want to sex with her so she can make more money.

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Do you think that young kids, lets say 13 and under, should be on the internet unsupervised? After all it's not the safest place to be! Hell, no, they shouldn't be on the net unsupervised at any time or for any reason at 13 and under. They don't have the mental or emmotinal maturity to be able to handle being on the web by themselves at this age. I would go far as to say that no teenage should be on here without supervision both by the parent and with software back up. There are too many things on here that children...

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For humor purposes only: Would you like to set the record straight and dispel any unfounded rumor about yourself? I am not a hardline conservative Republican who hates sex and loves war. I'm a Conservative Independent who wants people to treat sex with respect and hates war, but sees it as a nessary evil.

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How many of you would allow your daughter,sister or girlfriend to choose the career of a flight Stewardess or an Air Hostess?Its a case where she has other career options in hand too. Here's my take on it. As far as I can see I don't think there's anything wrong with doing this for a living. It's not degrading and it's not illegal. To me that would be the only time I stepped in and made noise about my child's job choice. As much as you don't like it it is still up to her. Yes, she's being influenced by her birth family to do something...

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What is your favorite way to drink tea? If it's hot lots of sugar and milk or no milk and honey if I'm sick. If it's iced it has to be sweet tea with rasberry or mint sometimes.

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Who loved "licking the bowl" when mum was baking? What other childhood privileges did you have? I know I did. We used to fight over the bowl and the beaters. Granny used to have to make sure one of us got the beaters and the other the bowl. We were also allowed to eat the raw cookie dough so long as we helped put the coookies on the trays. And as the girl I got to play with her jewlery as much as I wanted too.

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What were some of your thoughts as you observed the 27th anniversary of John Lennon's death? A tragedy for he died to young and in such a violent way.

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Just want to ask how many John Lennon fans are on AB? I love John Lennon. He is an Icon above all others in music in my book.

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I've got an icing recipe that calls for 1 cup sugar and 1/2 cup of water to be heated to 234 F, then it says to remove from heat and add 1/4 cup of powdered sugar. Does anyone know why the powdered sugar has to be added after it's been removed from heat? Because what you are making is an over saturated solution with the sugar and the water. To be able to do that the water has to be extreamly hot or the powedered sugar won't melt. It'll jusy glob up, but you don't want it to boil either or the sugar will carmalize and turn brown.

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Am i being realstic for my goal for rank of sergeant in the USMC complete within 4 years or should i tone it down to Lance Corporal? Im doing 4 years reserves and 4 years active but want to leave with at least a sergeant rank. That is a little unrealistic. You'll at least get lance corprol after three. And maybe corprol after four. Sargent is a whole difrent story because it's based on more then how long you've been in.

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Im 18 and im dateing a 43 year old with 2 kids is it wrong for this? (kids aged 23 and 10) also child sevices think its wrong ?? just want to know what really ppl think As much as we like to claim age doesn't matter it does. This is not looking like a healthy relationship to me because of the age diffrence. Children's Service will probly see it that way too. After all what could a 42 year old man want with an 18 year old girl except sex and bragging rights? To me he sounds like a borderline pedofile. You have no common life experiances to start with....

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How would science prove the existence of God? Since God is an idea developed to explain those things that man does not have the ability to explain through sceince his existance as an actually being can not be proven. Trying to do that is like proving a charecter in a fictonal book was actually a real person when they never really existed at all. They were just an idea someone had in their head. And that's what faith is. It's...

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What are your thoughts on the man who was accused of slipping abortion pills to his girlfriend? http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/30/ap/national/main3557863.shtml That dirt bag needs to be in a jail cell. Better yet dead so he can't do this to someone else. How dare he do something like this to her and that baby? If he didn't want a baby so bad then he should have used a condom or not had sex. Especailly with someone who's not his wife. In fact if he can do this to his girlfreind I don't even want to know what he's done to his wife.

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Do you think that you could kill someone if the situation absoulutely called for it Deep down inside when push comes to shove we all could.

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What is your opinion of women who keep their maiden name when they get married? I see nothing wrong with it and feel it should be up to her. I personally never really liked the idea of having to give up a name you have had for most of your life and that is part of your identity just because you have gotten married. Especially if the other spouse is not expected to do the same thing. This is one of the reasons why I never changed mine when I got married. He also made some...

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Do men have one less rib than women? (Trying to find evidence for Adam and Eve story) Nope, we have the same rib count. Here's something else that disproves the story early life was asexual meaning it had both sex organs and reproduced without the need for a mate at all. It was only later when nature needed a way to control overpopulation that the sexes split into two distinct ones. And when all life starts out it starts out female. As far a sceintists can see it's the...

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What animal are you on the Chinese zodiac? I'm a tiger. What's funny is on the other one I'm a leo so I'm two cat signs that are represenatives of Fire and someone once said I should have the Celtic God for Fire, Loki, as a patron god.

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Is it normal for your spouse to have profiles of him/herself on the internet without the other knowing? No, it is not. This is disrespectfull and dishonest behaviour. Something which I don't tolerate. If he did something like this we would have issues big time.

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Drug tests at interviews: is this common? Is this an American thing? It's very common if your offered a job at the interveiw. In fact most places won't hire you till you take one.

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Are you still in therapy after seeing your parents having sex? No, but hearing it was just as bad.

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I just got an email from M Moon and she is recovering--at least well enough to send an email!!..but she is weak and has lost a lot of weight.Aren't you glad to hear that she is doing better? [I had to make a question out of this-don't want points..thanx] I am so glad to hear that. She'll back on the Bag in no time.

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Why would someone research child porn to write a book? Because even evil needs to be explored so we can understand it. When I did my Senior Thesis for English I did a paper on child porn. Did I go look at child porn? No, I did not. I did do research through books and research papers that dealt with the "industry" that supplies it, the people who produce it, how it's smuggled, what happens to the children used, and who consumes it and...

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I can't decide on what color bike to buy my unknown 8 yr old sponsor child ( boy ) for Christmas. Any suggestions? I would say red or one of those new ones that has flames painted on it. Don't forge the helmet.

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Did Lambchop get lost in the crowd? Congratulations on your Sagedom Lambchop. Let's give Lambchop a big hurray! Hurray, Lambchop. Good job, girl.

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What is the best type of sex? Sex inside of a truely commited relationship built on love, trust, respect, and honesty with a strong emmotional connection and lots of communication.

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Pasobrio is now a Maestro. Will you all put your hands together and give her a big round of applause? Now it's my turn to tell all of you "Thank You" for being so sweet to me. Especially IDNE for posting this. I didn't even know I'd actually made it till just now. I will try my best to live up to the expectations that being a maestro brings with it.

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Is it ok for your baby if you combine breast milk and formula in the same bottle? Nothing wrong with at all. In fact it's a good idea if you're not making enough breast milk to supplement what you do have. And if you're trying to wean the baby you shouldn't just suddenly switch, but do it gradually for tummy's sake.

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A year ago I cheated on my gf of now 4 years, and am going to tell her, any advice? You have no choice, but to tell her. After all she deserves to know that she's been lied to and disrespected by the one person who should have done anything in their power not to hurt her. Not telling her hurts her just as much as telling her is going to. She knows deep down inside something happened. All she doesn't know is what. She needs to know exactly the kind of person she is...

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Hey my AB friend SASSYWI has a jetpack is now a Maestro. Would you like to join me in congratulating her? Congratulations, Sassy. Way to climb the AB ladder there, girl.

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Does the phrase "Cleaning Pimento Cheese out of a Harmonica" sound like a vague double entendre to you? Are you kidding me? I can find a double entendra in just about everything.

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Have you ever had to live paycheck to paycheck? I sure am and have been for quite some time now. I'm deep in debt that I used to be able to handle and was paying off. Now that I've gone from a two income household where both worked good jobs to a one income with a job that pays almost nothing I can barely pay the nessesities let alone the debts. And everywhere I've turned to for help I've been turned away.

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If you are an american, do you feel proud? I am very proud of being an American and I always will be. I have never been the kind of person to let other's make me feel ashamed of who I am. Especially not over another person's actions. No matter what anyone tries to say this is still a good country full of good people who try to do the right thing. And that's something to be proud of.

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Do you believe the biblical ancient ones lived to be 1000 No, I don't because it contradicts what we know about people and how long they really lived during those times due to poor diets, desease, living conditions and a whole host of other factors. That actually median age for someone living in Biblical times 40. I have a feeling the reason why those ages of amazing longevity are from two factors. One is just good old bragging like the whole...

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A woman on Bristol Bridge was giving away free hugs today. Should I have taken one? I sure would. The World needs more love.

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What were you expectations when you first joined AB? Was it your intention to become part of a community? I really didn't have any because I came here by accident trying to go to Yahoo!Answers after Jay died. All I wanted was to find answers to questions that have no answers. I had no idea I would find a place with so many people I could relate too and that I would feel so at home anywhere on a computer like I do here.

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I heard women with implants can't get breast cancer, is this true? That's not true at all. The rate is just about the same if not higher for a woman with implants then those with out them.

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What was your most disgusting experience? Having to clean out a saddle sore on my friend's new horse. It broke open again from the presure of her saddle on it's shoulders. Seems the old owners just let it heal up with no treatment. So instead of the infection going out it went into the bone and surrounding tissues. We had to hose it out and hold hot compresses on it to draw the infection out. Then, we had to scoop out the...

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How can I spend time with my man when he just wants some space? All I want to do is just see him once a week and do things with him atleast once and awhile. I love him so much that sometimes it hurts to take a break. What can I do? You can't. You just give him that space he wants and go have a life of your own without him. After all he has no interest in being with you if just once a week is too much for him. In all honesty I think he's trying to break up with you in the coward's way with this "I need my space" B.S. I'd consider it over and just forget him.

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Why is it people seem to do drugs prior to scheduled drug tests? It just seems like its so common, with the multitude of questions of this nature on AB. Because people who do drugs are not the brightest crayons in the box.

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Can you go to hell for being a pimp? Not you. He'd never send you to hell.

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I be settin' sail across the high seas on the 'morrow, in search of treasure, grog and wenches. What advice would ye land-lovers give a She-Pirate on her first voyage? Be specific, or ye'll walk the plank! Don't take any wooden nickels. And carry plenty of rum.

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I know my mother took drugs while she was pregnant with me but I know very little about it all i know was that i was born underweight, with an eye infection, jaundice, and a weak heartbeat and learning problems, i was wondering what dr Can you finish you question in a post?

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My boyfriend of 1 year & a bit cheated on me the other night. He said he didnt want to do it but the girl wouldnt stop touching him. He said he wants me back but doesnt want to hurt me again. I want him back more then anything :(. I dont know what to do. Hold on, let me stop laughing first. He didn't want to do it? She made him becasue she wouldn't stop touching him? What a bunch of f-ing bullsh** you got fed. He did it becasue he wanted to and was about to be caught so he fessed up in away that made the girl look like the bad guy so you'd be sympatetic and take him back. If he really didn't want to cheat on you he would...

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For the love of...Are all of Jack's wenches soused this eve'? I know I am. Cold medicine it's a wounderfull thing I tell you. Especially the night time stuff.

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How has cancer touched your life? We'll go backwards. I just lost my mother who was 55 to lung cancer on Thanksgiving 2007. I lost an Aunt to Cervical cancer about 10 years ago. Lost my Grandmother to lung cancer when I was onlt two back in '76. And one of my Grandmothers's had both breasts removed from cancer. Now we'll jump ahead to me. I have the gene for both breast and lung since both run in our...

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I recently caught my husband watching porn, he doesn't do it all the time but he knows I DO NOT want it on the computer. I have said I don't mind and don't want to bring it up again but I just discovered some more sites, what do I do For one thing you just sent him a mixed message. You can't tell him it's okay so long as he doesn't leave it on the computer because nothing is ever fully erased on a computer. If you're going to have this in your sex life as a couple, even if you're not watching it, then you're going to have to deal with it being on your computer and in your bedroom. So you need...

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Does unborn life have any value? It sure does. That is a human being in there no matter how small or inhuman it looks. It still feels and has a conscious from a very early stage. And when you think about it what does that say about us as human beings if we have no value for the smallest and most vulnerable of us? If we can't see the value in their lives? Especially since their lives were created through no fault of their...

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How many A,B.er's have their true photo's in their avatar ? I know I don't but with the photo thats in mind kind of tells others what I must be full of. That is a real picture of me and Jay right before Gavin was born. As in maybe twenty minutes before.

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Im 17 and my girlfriend is 13. is it illegal for us to date in Nebraska? Let me put it to you this way once her mother said "Not happenning" and reported you to the cops dating your girlfreind is a crime. If caught you will be charged with kidnapping, aiding and abetting the deliquency of a minor, gross sexual impossition, statutory rape, and a violation of parental rights. Even kissing is considered a sexual act to the level of gross sexual imposstion in...

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Do you visit adult answerbag? I went there once just to see what it was. I was so grossed out that I don't care to ever go back there.

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Is It Okay For My Step Dad To Hit Me, (Not To The Point Of Serious Abuse) But Do You Think I Should Do Something About It? First off, if you're a teen, please, do something about your avatar. It looks like you don't have pants on. As a mother that's a little disturbing to me. Now to your question. That depends on your age, why, and where he hits you. If your getting anymore then a swatt on the butt or you're in puberty there's something wrong there. Anf it's out of pure anger...

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When stray animals like cats and dogs die, are they given a decent burial? Or are they mixed with ordinary trash? If I'm not mistaken the bodies are burned because they could be a biohazard.

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Have you ever taken your pet on an airplane? How did they react to it? It was totally by accident. My boyfriend at the time had gotten a ferret from his brother as a pet. What the brother had forgotten to mention was the ferret was a raging alcholic. We had a party and everyone was setting their beers on floor. After awhile we noticed the ferret was acting even more weird then usally and the beers were empting way faster then they should. That's when she came...

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Who would like to join me in wishing all Answerbaggers and staff a Merry Christmas (Hannukhah, Yuletide, Happy Holidays etc) and a happy new year? Happy Anything and Everything to Everybody! There, I think that covers it.

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Do you believe the rumors that our own Pasobrio has a naked young man in her bathtub? Captain! You are so bad! You know good and well I'm giving my two year old hellion a bath before he goes to bed. Well, that is when he stays in the tub and doesn't streak through the house after the cat.

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My son, (a non Catholic) and his girlfriend, (a Catholic) have concieved a child out of wedlock. Now she says that she will deny him to the child unless he becomes Catholic. She states that her church teaches and supports this. Is this true? What a self rightous nut case. She doesn't have a leg to stand on with both the law and the Church. These kinds of threats will get the child taken away by the state if he takes it to court. And the Church doesn't teach or support this at all. Sounds to me like she's black mailing him and will be till that child is 18 if he doesn't nip it in the bud right now.

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Today is shoppingsheryls birthday, who would like to join me in wishing her the best birthday ever? Happy Birthday, Sheryl. Hope you have fun and gets lots of stuff.

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What are your thoughts on the reasons that drive people to cheat in relationships? This is what the experts say and in my life it's proven to be true with the guys I've been with who've cheated. A lack of respect for one's partner and the realtionship. In fact you could go so far as to say a complete lack of respect for the oppisite sex period since they're using both the partner and the "lover" purely for sexual gratification of their...

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In your opinion, should your partner or your friends come first? Why? It had better be your partner and not your freinds. When you are in a relationship that's something that goes far deeper then just friendhip. You are no longer two people you in essence become one. And that's something that needs to be protected and honoured.

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What is a homeopathic cure for constipation in a newborn? I had this too with both of my sons. Try glycerien suppositories or a small sliver of Glycerien Soap will do the trick if used as a suppository. Castor oil works to if you mix it in the bottle. And try massaging his tummy and bicycling his legs to help losen his muscels up.

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What would you rather be, a Ninja or a pirate? I'd want to be a pirate. Being a ninija is just to discilplied for me. And there's no rum.

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I just caught by boyfriend of 2 yrs in bed with my younger sister, any reason to not to just kill myself? One verry good one. You didn't do anything wrong and you should not have to bear the punishment for their act. Just remember living well is the best revenge. Dump them both and go out and find a better life without their drama.

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Who is your favourite answerbagger? I can't. I like too many of them to just pick three.

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For all of you who answered the first question, should i ever forgive my sister for sleeping with my boyfriend? If I was you I couldn't. What he did was bad, but what she did was down right evil in my book.

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Who is the funniest person on Answerbag? Too many to chose from. So I'll pick a few. Auntie Em Midnightoker Captain Jack IDNE Gtravels MG1942 Pretty Pirate MeowMeow Riff Raff Cowboy 22 Kevinsourse Rex Nelson Nelson L SqueekO Stillme AntigoneRising Dead Drunk El Mister Soupy Firebrand Ilovemybaby Jay was here Asweetguy Jerv Penny the Wise Redneck Biker Rflagg Stewie G Surper Girl Sweetcakes Babycakes...

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Xena or Hercules? Xena because she's smarter then Hercules.

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I can no longer restrain myself from the urge to construct a massive granite monument to my dear friend Auntie Em, the wisest and funniest 'bagger ever. Which of her 10 zillion quotable lines should be carved in the largest letters on this monolith? I would, but since her profiles completely gone I can't find any for you.

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What would you do if you saw someone throwing an american flag in a trash can? Here that sound? That pop? That's a can of whoop ass getting opened. You don't disrespect any flag from any country in any way. And if it's the flag of your country your an idiot because that's like throwing your self away since that's who that flag represents.

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If you could date anyone on here who would it be? Honestly, I hadn't even thought about it.

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So I'm still kinda on the fence about "bred" dogs versus muts. But what is your opinion on grooming certain breeds to fit the common mold? And bobbing tails? Isn't this all just plastic surgery for dogs to fit our standards? I wouldn't mind the breeding if there wasn't so much damn in breeding, over breeding, and unscrupalous breeders who use bad stock. And I hate docking a dogs ears and tails. Those are there for a reason leave them alone. It's painfull and unnessary as well as removing a dogs natural balance mechanism and protection for their ear canals and it ruins their hearing. As it stands...

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Ever find yourself off, adrift of the mostly peaceful serenity of having AB access, with a zillion great Questions you'd like to put to the 'Bag, only to return to the safety of her shores to find your mental fishing net empty, savvy? You have writter's block? Say it ain't so! We need more rum over here. Stat!

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For those I have had the pleasure of meeting.... Who else thinks that I am not who I appear to be, that I am nothing more than a player, and that I do not care about other's feelings? Say what? I don't think that about you at all. Whoever said that is just jealous.

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Why is questions to Americas darkest acts of racial violence labeled nonsence on answer bag ..what are you afraid of THE TRUTH!!!!! That's only in your own twisted little mind that's been filled with hate and lies by men like Sharpton and Jackson. Men who keep those lies alive so they can stay in the public eye and make billions off of controbutions to their orginazations. We are well aware of what went on in the past and we take full responsability for it. We've also taken steps to prevent it happening in...

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What do you think of people that ride motocycles? Since I love being their back seat passanger I love 'em. Bikers may look mean and nasty, but most of them are the salt of the Earth.

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Are you supposed to be truthful to the person you love? In all things with the one you love you must always be completely honest at all times. No matter how hard or emabarrassing it might be. If not then you destroy the trust in the realtionship and without trust your realtionship will fail.

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The delightful kitten Meow Meow has made it to Maestro. Who all would like to congratulate her? Congratulations to my friend and favourite Kitty, MeowMeow. Here's your green robes of Maestrohood.

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When are you getting married? "On the night that I was married And upon my marriage bed There came a bold sea captain And stood at my bedhead Saying, 'arise, arise, young wedded man And come along with me To the lowlands of Holland To fight the enemy' Now then, Holland is a lovely land And upon it grows fine grain Surely 'tis a place of residence For a soldier to remain Where the sugar cane...

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So if you can sue McDonald's for being fat, and Phillip Morris for cancer, how come you can't sue Miller Genuine Draft fer screwing homely folks? Because then you'd have to admit in court you were so desperate you screwed a Fugly with your beer goggles on. And who wants to do that?

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I most CERTAINLY DO NOT! Do I ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LzeLawNMjk&feature=related Not in my book you don't. Unless it's a chick with a serrious thyrod problem.

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Ok I'm usually not religious, but doesn't it seem unfair that the people that get offended by Christmas and stuff like that are allowed to practice there customs? It sure is. People need to start to realize that if one group is denied the right to show their faith everyone is eventually going to be denied that right. After all it's only fair.

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If i were to be bad how would you punish me? Punish you? Hell, I'd join in.

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WTFWJD? He'd get out the rum and a dobbie to get the party started.

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For all the women out there heres a question for you. Has a guy ever turned you off during sex?and what did he do? Yep, my ex-husband thought when I asked him to talk dirty to me I ment for him to call me "Bitch". That ride was over right quick. And one of my ex-boyfriends started to only want to do me from behind. I told him that was not going to happen since I knew he was fantasizing about the strippers and porn stars he looked at all the time instead of connecting with me. Same for when...

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Does anyone think Anna Nicole Smith was actually murdered? I sure do. I think that sleezy lawyer she was with murdered both her and her son with drug over doses to get the money the baby inheriated. If he didn't do it out right he did it by keeping them supplied with enough dope to kill an elephant in the hopes they would OD.

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What is the best Hillbilly name that you can think of? I have two. Alvin Arlester (my great grand father) and his brother Plunk ( I hope to god that was a nick name). Oh, and Jay's ex-girlfriend was named Billy Jo and had a cousin named Bubba (by the way, she's a girl).

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As an ER nurse, I see many, many deaths. It is hard sometimes to know what to say. How do you console someone after a family member, or friend has died? Just be there. All we really want is someone to be there so we're not alone. Say very little and just listen to us if we want to talk. Don't try to tell us it'll be okay or any of that other stuff. We're not ready to hear that yet. We just need to cry and to talk till it makes sense to us.

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Can you still enjoy music if it's sung in a foreign language? You sure can. I love music from Ireland and Scottland and don't know a lick of Erse or Galic, but it still speaks to me on a level deeper then language ever could. Reminds me of home even though I've never been there.

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This may sound a little grim, but if you had the chance to kill Hitler when he was ten knowing what he will do, do you think you could do it...why or why not? Maybe not at ten, but by 18 he'd be pushing up daisies.

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Does anybody believe in a third chance for a relationship? I don't even beleive in second chances. I tried it once and it just blew up in my face. If it doesn't work the first time it's not going to work any time after that because it's still the same two people with the same issues.

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Who cannot go through the day without a cup of coffee? Why? I can't wake up with out at least some form of caffeine. Weather it's coffee, tea, or Moutain Dew I have to have something to start my day.

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RFlagg is back!!! Who would like to join me an welcome him back? Yeah, now it won't be so boring around here any more.

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Sorry if this is too personal,but for all of you who are married or in a relationship,between you and your partner who likes s_x more? It was about even. The only hard part we had was we worked diffrent shifts and his job was way more pyshical and stressfull them mine so he didn't have the same amount of energy for it that I did.

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Why aren't women interested in sex? I would have to say it's your attitude towards women that makes them not interested in sex. Especially with you. I know I wouldn't want to sleep with you and I'm very interested in sex.

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If you could say anything to a soldier fighting for our country, what would you say? I would say "My words could never fully express the Love, Respect, and Gratitude I have for you and your families for the Sacrifices you have made to do what your Country has asked of you. Sacrifices you have made with Honour, Dignity, and Pride no matter what the cost to you. May the Fates and Epona, Goddess of the soldier, be with you so that you might all come home safely." ...

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It seems like I blinked my eyes and The Troll made Sage, now look who's done it again. Our rank rocketing member, The Troll just jettisoned up to Maestro this Sunday to become our 43rd ever Maestro; who wants to congratulate such a dedicated achievement? You don't need a jet pack to rocket your way up do you, Troll? Good job on making maestro, my friend.

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How many categories are you an expert in? Me, just 1 (New Users) I have two. Murder and teenagers.

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How many of you are dying for a candy bar right now? I am. Got any you want to share?

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What is the worst thing your parents ever caught you doing? How old were you? My parents came home early the day I lost my virginity while we were in the middle of the act. We got dressed so fast he had to put on his pants without his unddies because he couldn't find them. And while they didn't punish me my mom made sure I knew they knew what I was up to.

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Have you ever argued with your boss and won? You bet I did. And not just with one of them either. I knew the job better then they did and they knew better then to argue with me because they'd lose.

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I Just lost my Wife that I Loved with all my heart. How long are you to wear your wedding band? As a widowed bride I send you my condolences on your loss. I know how hard this is going to be for you. If you need to talk feel free to e-mail me. I do respond. As to your question you wear that ring as long as you need too. There is no time limit for grief. If it takes for ever so be it. It's been almost a year since Jay was killed and I still wear my Clahaddah ring heart in to...

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Have you ever had a family member at your house and when they left, you were missing expensive things from your home? Yep, that's why my brother isn't allowed around here any more. Or in any other family member's house for that matter. He'll steal anything that isn't nailed down.

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If it were up to you, could you be the executioner of someone who killed your loved one? If given the chance and I could get off scott free you bet I would.

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Should the death penalty be expanded to include other crimes like rape, child molestation, drug dealing, etc? Yes, it should be. Rape and Child Mlestation are extreamly violent crimes that the victem only learns to live with the memory of, but never fully gets over. They also never stop. And drug dealers not only ruin peoples lives, but the stuff they pedeal is nothing, but poision and somewhere along the line someone will die from it. On top of that all of these crimes have far reaching impact on...

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Have you ever walked into an empty room, where you know this person hadn't been, and you could smell their cologne or their scent? I sure have. Ever since my fiance died I smell little whiffs of his cologne quite often. It will even block out the smell of cigarette smoke.

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If there is no doubt as to guilt (such as a confession or an unimpeachable eye witness, should we forego the useless dollars and time on appeals, and get right to the execution? I think we should. Why waste time and money on a peice of trash like that? I say give 'em a week to get their affairs in order and then fire up Ol'Sparky.

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HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN UP TO A BANK WINDOW AND ORDERED BURGERS AND FRIES No, but thanks for the idea.

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If human nipples were detachable, would you make numerous hit-and-runs on people with easy access and a amass a big, nipply collection in your attic and/or basement? I probly would and then I'd ransom them back for cookies.

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Where do bad children pick up all the foul language, disrespect, and dirty fighting tricks these days? Straight from the very people who are suppost to being teaching them right from wrong and that's mom and dad. Even if all they're doing is letting them fill those little heads with the garbage the media puts out they are the source of the problem. Especially if there's no discipline in the house.

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Im only a size 34B ... what is the smalllest bra size a guy will go for . You have got to be kidding me. You're worried about weather or not a guy will like you for your cup size? If that's all he's interested in you don't need him because he's a shallow jerk wad. As for your bra size you're actually average. If you think you're small and that's why guys won't like you you need to work on some pretty heffty self esteem...

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My husband watches porn everyday and pleases himself to it. I think that this is disrespectful and I've told him how I feel. Shouldn't he stop when he knows how much it hurts me? I'm a New Wife, here's my advice to you as a woman who's been through this. Yes, he should and since he hasn't it's time to steal that back bone and reclaim your dignity by demanding that same level of respect, intimacy, and fidilty you give your husband as his wife. Time to sit him down and tell him to can all those juvinial excuses and the lies he tells to justify...

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Which is faster, an injured snail or AB's loading time? I'm giving good odds on the snail.

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Why does school suck ass...? Because if it was fun then it wouldn't be school. And then it wouldn't be so much fun for us parents to send you. By the way if you don't get a good education you're going to be in a world of hurt as an adult. After all you do need an one to get a job.

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Would you pass gas in a crowded elevator? Been there, done that, took credit 'cause it was just that good.

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Would you join in with me with Blessing our Pasobrio and give her a special hug ? Thank you In case I don't get back here I want to thank everyone for their post on here. Especially Pattie Jo, my first AB freind, for posting it. You guys really don't know how much all of you mean to me because of the support and freindship you have given me over the year. So I'll say it again "Thank you".

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What's wrong with George Bush? He's an ill-equiped ego maniac with a complet lack of intelligence. He dragged us into a war that he doesn't have the ability to run effectively and then ran off the people who could. Then he appointed his worthless cronies. He lies like a cheap rug and then wounders why we don't believe him. His domestic policy is just as bad as his foreign policy. He has no respect for Congress...

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Our dear friend pasobrio lost her mother this morning. Can you please say a prayer for her and her family. Maybe send her an e-mail. Thank you, mark Fisrt off, I want to say "Thank You" to Toker for posting this. That was very sweet of you. And to everyone else I want to say, "Thank you for your condolences and e-cards. It was all much appreciated." I just want you all to know I am realy fine. This was expected and I was prepared for it a long time ago. It's more of a relief it's finally over then anything...

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Has Captain Jack Sparrow gone on a sea journey, has he left us, or is it just I am not about at the same time? Don't worry. I'll find him.

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Do you have someone you will vote for off the ballot this year? (See my answer) I sure do. Collin Powell is getting wrote in on mine.

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What make you Relationship hot? the sex, the kiss , the love, the lust or all Love, trust, respect, and full fidelity. There's nothing hotter then being with someone you love and trust with all your heart who respects you and would do anything for you. It's also makes it just that much hotter when it's just between the two of you. What could be better then knowing you are the only one the other wants and does those special little things for? It's...

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Do you think men in kilts look sexy? As an Irish Ameriacan I'd have to renounce my heratage if I said anything, but "YES". And on a personal note it's true for me. The only thing sexier is a Marine dress uniform.

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I just had two girls drive by my house about 5 times then they finally stopped and asked if this is where my boyfriend lives. He says he don't know who they are and is not doing much to find out who they are. What do I think and do? This is not Koshier. There should not be girls driving around your house looking for your boyfriend. And if there is he should know who they are. So should you. If that's not the case you have an issue on your hands. I'm betting he knows exactly who thy are and why they're driving by. In fact I can think of only one reason why girls would drive around a guys house like that and...

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I want to use a vibrator on my girlfriend, how can I make her agree? It's never a good idea to try to force someone to do something they don't want too. Especially sexually. If she's said "no" you'd better learn to respect her and to leave it alone. Push it too far and you enter a realm I'm sure you don't want to visit. It's called mental, emmotional, and sexual abuse. Keep begging and whinning like a baby and she...

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What is the best way to have sex? I'll take D. All of the above.

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Do they still sell pop rocks? Yes, they do. Now it's not just the candy store that has them any more. Every adult store has them now too. Wanna guess how I know?

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I bet I can guess what type of person you are based on what your favorite movie is. Wanna try? *Update Jan 2009--sorry, I can't reply to everyone anymore* Braveheart Rob Roy The Patriot The Shinning Shindler's List The Shawshank Redemption Saving Private Ryan Interveiw with the Vampire Elizabeth The Lion in Winter

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My girlfriend of 9 months who says shes very in love with me wants to take a break and go out with a couple of other guys she likes for a while, but when I asked her if she wanted me to find another girl for a while, she got mad, whats going on? Yeah, you got feed a line. This girl told you she loves you so you wouldn't be mad at her for bailing out on you. And she wants you to stay single so if the other guys she wants to screw around with don't pan out she has a fall back guy. That's you. A person who really loves you and wants to be with you and only you doesn't have other love interests. They don't want to...

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What about George W. Bush are you most comfortable criticizing? If it has to do with Bush it's all good material for me. I can start with ears and just go from there for hours.

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I am going to give you a fortune. In your answer type in your favorite color. Then in a comment I will tell u what your fortune is.This is for fun cuz i'm not sure if i'm psychic lol. & your fortunes will only be good ones.So, what is your favorite color? Royal purple

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Where's your nearest Chinatown? New York City.

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My mother's neighbor has a shrine to Mary in her back yard under a tree where you can supposedly see her appear to one and all, but my mother's neighbor is wiccan... Is this at all strange? I have a feeling from your description your neighbor doesn't call the statue Mary. I'll bet she calls her Dunna, the Mother Goddess becasue that is a classic Pagan shrine if I even saw one. See, it's very hard for us to get statues of the Mother Goddess and some will use a statue of Mary instead. Which is kind of ironic since early Christians took statues of Dunna and made them...

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When I was younger I was always really into science and really into the bible.But I never understood how the bible science cannot be linked...Where were the dinasours when Adam and Eve where in the garden ? Am I wrong to question these things? No, you are not wrong to question these things. It's human nature to question the world around us. To me as a Pagan I would actually be seen as ungreatfull in ignoring the gift of curiosity given to me by the Gods if I didn't. I think it's the same for Christians as well since it's also a gift given to you by your God. I also don't beleive sceince and religion...

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Do unborn babies feel pain when they're aborted? According to what we are learning they do. They messure this with a stress test on the fetus. What they do is expose the fetus to unpleasant sound or light while using a fetal heart monator for heart rate and ultra sound for reaction. A fetus will react to being bothered which is a sign of beging able to feel pain or discomfort. Their heart rate will rise and they will try to get away from or...

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Is it bad that I really don't know which "side" I'm on when it comes to abortion? No, it just means you haven't gotten all the information you need to form an opinion yet. I sujest doing research on both sides to learn which side you agree with most.

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My bf is disabled and he is on SSI and my dad died two months ago and he did not update the will so now the money is going to my sister and I. Is there anyway i can put the money in a trust fund and still recieve my ssi benefits? Or any other other option So long as you are under 18 you should still recieve some SSI death benifits even with your inheratence. Also most probate judges will place your inheratance into a trust fund under an executor's care that can not be touched untill you are at least 18. If you are over 18 you are not eligable for SSI death benifits at all since you are not a dependent minor. The only way you would be...

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Was Bill Clinton impeached? Yes, he was impeached on two charges, Obstruction of Justice and Purjury to a Grand Jury, by the House of Represenatives, but was cleared by the Senate for the Obstruction charge. I think it was all a power ploy by the Republicans from start to finish. An affair is not an impeachable offense. It's a civil matter. As to Whitewater all the trial did was prove he was involved in a failed...

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Have I ever given you reason not to trust me? Of course I trust you. If you didn't behave I'd just have you beheaded. After all I am an Irish Princess. I do have the power.

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What would you do if I were to come to your front door with all of my luggage and I have nowhere to go? I'd tell you so long as you don't mind being a little croweded and it being a little messy come on in. Oh, and I'll make the boys put their toys away in the morning so you're not tripping over them. By the way Gavin might greet you in the morning completely nude and swinging his bottle. Don't mind him. You know how two years olds getting the hang of the potty are. Are...

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Can anyone here play misery poker? I open with a long-term ankle injury and 13 hour workdays. What's your bid? I see your ankle injury and 13 hour work days and raise you with being a widow with two small sons and a vindictive ex-husband.

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Do you think Anti-American haters (those who blame all the worlds' problems on the U.S. and say blind hatred is wrong but spread blind hatred of the U.S.) should be allowed to listen to Bob Dylan or use the word 'ignorant'? I think they should have to spend a little time in the Military to see just how those people they call murders are trained and what they have to go through as members of the military. And I'm talking in the combat zones as well as the humanitarian efforts. I also think they need to be sent to places in the world were tyranny and fear are the calling card of the government and where civil...

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Who wants to join me in congratulating the great Highlander on becoming a GURU? Congratulations, Highlander. Guru suits you.

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Is chapstick edible??? my 2 year old daughter decided to give my 2 month old a little taste.... a few times ... is it going to make her sick? No, the ingrediants in it are harmless. It's basicly oil, wax, and food grade dyes. She might not feel so well and have a funny taste in her mouth, but that's about it. She also might poop a little more then normal because the glycerine in the chapstick is a laxative and the oil and wax will sort of lube her up a little.

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How exactly are you supposed to play the butt-trumpet? Eat alot of gassy foods, drink beer till you're green, and then just let 'er rip.

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Who would like to join me in offering sincere appreciation to all the Veterans with us on AB? My sincere Thanks and Gratitude!!! I will. Thank you to all the Brave and Honrable Men and Women of our armed services who have put their lives on the line to protect not only us, but those around the world who have needed our help.

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Are the troops that serve in the US military receiving adequate recognition for the service they provide to this country during war and peace time? Just wondering because it's Veterans Day. No, they are not. Too many people want to arm chair solider and bash them for trying to do their job. They are also not being properly equiped for the job they have to do. Or recieving adaquet care when they come home. We see taking care of them for their service as just one more thing we can cut spending on. It's deplorable that we can look at caring for them as something that...

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What brand of pads do you use? The store brand. I can't see paying top dollar when the store brands are just as good as the name brands.

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What do you think of as couple taping themselves making love,and they watching it together later?Do you think it weird,strange,etc? I don't think it's either so long as it stays between the two of you. In fact I think it's a great alternative to bringing in mainstream porn which just screws up a relationship.

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Hey I know a lot are TRYING to forget them, but I'd like to honor the GREATEST GENERATION OF AMERICANS! Will you please post if you are WITH ME on this? You know I am, Captain. Thank you to the Greatest Generation ever.

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Today is Fathers day in Norway. Anyone want to wish me a happy day? Or any other Norwegians for that matter!? Happy Father's Day, sloth.

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Feminism has still got a fair way to go. What are some basic issues in society that prove this? The exceptance of the adult sex industry as a good way for women to make a living. All that does is turn women back into sex objects for men to use at will. The fact we still have very little protection for women who are mothers. Especially when it comes to pregnancy and breastfeeding rights. The inequality of saleries and job adavancement. Women still make way less then men do and have...

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One in four girls are sexually abused before the age of eighteen. What on earth were the statistics before feminism brought some vestige of respect for women in modern society? Honestly, we have no idea because up untill then it wasn't talked about. Just one more dirty, little family secret.

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Why does the English language not have a name equivalent to "mistress" for a male who is "kept on the side" by a married female. I thought it should be "sirstress". What are your thoughts? Soon to be dead man when her husband finds out.

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Isnt it disgusting Emma Watson had nude pictures taken of herself before she was even 15?If you dont believe me,go to images.search.yahoo.com and search 'Emma Watson'.You'll see one nude pic and if you click that,a string of pics appear.(DIA) I don't care if they're photoshopped or not. That is just sickening. Nobody should be posting pictures of a nude child on the net. I hope they catch the freak who did it and the guy who took the pictures they used to do it. I can lay money some pedophile is using them to victimize some other child as we speak.

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When you want to talk to a complete stranger, what do you call him or her? (example: Bro or Sir for males, Miss or Ma'am for females). I say sir and ma'am no matter how old they are unless their kids. Then I use terms of endearment like sweeties and darling.

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What is the best name for a woman sleeping with a married man for financial gain? I called her a Gold digger but are there any others? Gold Diggers good, but Prostitute is better.

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As a child did you collect anything and wished you'd saved it for your kids? My daughters are so into stickers and as a child I must have had 10 albums full of stickers they would have loved to look thru. I had the whole set of Black Stallion books by Walter Farley that I wish I would have saved. I do still have the original one from the Fourties that was a big picture book he based them on though. I also had a huge collection of Breyer horses. I wish I still had them both for my sons who have my love of horses.

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Is it illegal to sell used panties? Is it illegal to sell them if they have menstural fluid on them? Is it illegal to mail them? Sorry its gross, but I need to know. No, but it is beyond gross.

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What happened to it? I think the dog ate it. (Hides it behind back)

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Are you drunk? I am...I just got drunk at the beach in OC! Not yet. Care to send me drink so I can get the evening strated?

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Is there a certain/special Veteran that you will be remembering this weekend? I sure will be. Marine Corprol Jermey J. Harris, the love of my life and father to my sons, who passed on January 12, 2007. A proud veteran of Operation Haitian Freedom and Protect Haitian Democracy. I will also be remembering my Uncle, Terry Digman. He was a mechanic in the Army during Veitnam. I will also be thinking about a friend of the family, Marine Lance Corprol Jason Sponseller, who is...

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Sex.....gentle or rough? I'll take C. A little of both. As a Bonnie Raitt said in "Love Me Like a Man": "Oh they want me to rock them like my back ain't got no bone I want a man whose gonna rock me like my backbone was his own"

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Can you remember how you felt when you first saw the person who would be the love of your life? I was actually a little afraid of him. Here was this big, gruff guy puffing on a cigarette with his feet proped up on a lit kerosine heater like it was ice cold who I'd heard stories about being a hard ass Marine. After about a half hour in his appartment I felt more at ease with him then I did with my boyfriend of two months who introduced us.

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Whats your favorit Happy Bunny saying? Oh, there are just so many. We even had a comment thread that was all Happy Bunny sayings. I would have to say "Cute, but phsyco. It all evens out.", "I've been naughty. So what?", "I did it, but I'm blaming it on you.", "Ennie, meanie, hiney, moe.", "Crazy doesn't even begine to cover it, and "Horray, the crazy person's...

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How do you feel about mandatory minimum sentencing? I love it. It helps to keep the criminals where they belong. However, I think about ten years needs to be added to most of them with a mandatory minimum sentence for murder, rape, and child molestation being immediate death. I want to see parole and probation go away too.

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Why are you so sexy? 'Cause I just am.

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Do you think my avatar is a bad influence for young ABers? Should I change it? Hardly. I think anyone can tell it's just a joke. It's the sexual and drug ones I think are a bad influence on younger ABers.

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Have you ever peed your pants in the middle of a crowded room, with no where to go? Yes, I was six and the teacher got mad at us for being rotten. He told us to go sit on th erug and not move even a muscle. I had to pee, but was too afaird to raise my hand to say so. I ended up peeing myself. I was too embaressed to say anything so I just sat there in wet clothes till they dried.

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Will you join me in a moment of silence for rememberence day? I will.

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What do people think of infidelity in marriage when the incident was premeditated and planned, as opposed to a heat of the moment lost control thing. what does it say about: 1) the cheat's feeling for spouse 2) whether it will recur 3) anything else! Cheating is never an accident. No matter what the cheater says it was planned. That's how they ended in a situation where cheating occured in the first place. Someone who doesn't want to cheat keeps themselves away from those situations at all costs. As to what it says about: 1. To me it says they have no love or respect for their spouse. If they did they would do what ever it took...

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Can anyone honestly say that they have found that one person in there life that means everything to them? If so how are u sure that that is the one for u? I sure can. I knew he was the one because he was always there for me no matter if there was something in it for him or not. He always respected me. He listened to me. And if I wanted something no matter what he had to give to get for me I got it with no guilt trips from him. The same went for my oldest son. He treated him as a father should treat a child and loved him as his own. He did all of...

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Can you imagine yourself voting for Hillary Clinton for President of the United States of America? Only if I get sever brain damage right before the election and forget what a bad choice she is. I'm writting in Colin Powell.

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<Question removed> I'm sorry to hear that. Get well soon, Babycakes. (((HUGS)))

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One of my friends had an affair with a married man and acts like she did nothing wrong. Does that mean I shouldn't trust her around my boyfriend? It sure does. She totally lacks any morals and if she'll go after a married man and have no feelings of guilt any man is going to be fair game to her. Even if it's a freind's boyfriend. I say lose her. She's nothing, but a home wreaker.

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Do you think its ridiculous for a teenager to not know how to wash a dish or know how to work a vacuum cleaner? I think it's more then ridiculous. By twelve a teen should be able to do those things all by themselves. It's not rocket sceince by any means. I think I see a spoiled brat who makes up lame excuses to not have to do things around the house. I see a lesson in house cleaning coming their way jus so they take care of themselves later on if for nothing else. After what are they going to...

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I'm 18 and about to enter college this fall, but I need to find a way to support myself. Is the possibility of becoming a stripper part-time a legitimate way to help pay for my education? Only if you want to find you're life ruined. As soon as the college finds out this is what you are doing to get through be prepared to get screwed. Courses will fill up so fast you can apply a year ahead and not get in. Credits you've earned will disapear over night. And forget about getting financial aid or scholarships. Not going to happen. Colleges don't want strippers going...

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We had a cop come to our school recently and describe a teens death from an overdose of diphenhydramine, the main component of most over-the-counter sleep aids. I highly doubt this story, however I'm compelled to ask, can you die from an overdose of this? Yes, you can. If you take too much your body can relax to the point of having your heart stop. Even for the OTC ones. Especially if you have a heart condition. Remember you can over dose on pretty much anything including water and oxygen.

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Answerbag friends, M Moon has recently been diagnosed with lung cancer and is scheduled for major surgery November 16, just 3 days after her 25th wedding anniversary! Will you join me in sending her our warmest, most healing thoughts? more on my profile M Moon, happy anniversary and you are in my prayers. May everything turn out all right for you.

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Get out the Rum, Captain's a Sage now. Who's going to join me for the party we're having on the Black Pearl to congradulate him? And now a word from our sponsour, Pasobrio. Captain, I knew from the moment I first saw your dirty post I had found a friend to sail on the Good Ship Gutter with me. You are truely one of the best.

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NEW CLUB: NEW CLUB: WHHGBSWC (weird hard hat goggled beaver symbol writing club)!! Seeking new members!!" Anyone interested in joining?!! d8=O< That is just too funny.

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Who else would like to join me in saying a Happy 232nd Birthday to all the Men and Women of the United States Marine Corps on November 10th? Semper Fidelis. And now my answer. This is a very special day for me because of my fiance, Marine Corpral Jeremy Harris, who passed away unexpectedly on January 12, 2007. I dedicate this to him and all the brave Men and Women who sacrificed themselves in service to their country as part of the most Honourable and Dedicated of all the branches of our military. The Marine Hymn: From the Halls of Montezuma To...

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Do you celebrate/recognize Veteran's Day or is it just another day on the calendar for you? As a Marine's fiancee and a patriot I do celebrate Veteran's Day as best as I can because of my work schedual and the weather. I always talk about it and it's importance to my sons as well.

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Guess who tried to slip his 40th birthday past us? It's our own epitome of Guatemalan maleness, barcaluv67! Who wants to join me in wishing him a happy birthday? Feliz Cumpleazos, Barcaluv67! (I hope I got that right. Had to use an online dictonary.)

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Make love or f*ck? How about make love to me like you're fucking me? That usally does the trick for me.

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I'm 20. I met a guy on a dating site, he contacted me, and i replied. We talked online and decided to meet in person. We talked for hours, I told him I'd fooled around, but had never had a boyfriend or kissed anyone, and he told me about his old girlfrien You, my dear, have just opened the door to being used and on the very first meeting too. I have a feeling that girldfreind isn't as ex as you think she is if this came up on the first date. So did he give you his home phone number or his cell number? That should be your first clue to what he's up to.

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My HP laptop has a problem w/ the keyboard. press "a" and you get "sa", press "s" and you get "sa", "x' is "xz" etc. only on the left side of keyboard and only certain letters. This driving me crazy........Any ideas? First I would clean it. If that doesn't help time for a new key board.

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Does anyone know of a place online where you can buy Lifebouy bar soap? It is no longer carried in America, but was looking for websites. thanks all. I think I found a website that has it. http://www.soapsgonebuy.com/Red_Lifebuoy_Soap_p/uni1001.htm

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Which is the suitable age for marriage? This depends on the people, but from what I've seen 25 and up seems good. You're done with your "Wilding" phase so you have maturity and you're also more likely to be economiclly better off then couples who marry younger. Those two things make a very big diffrence in a marriage.

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Where can I find Rust textured paint for my military models? Try adding very fine sand to it. That should give you the texture you want.

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I was just wondering, how do you comb your hair so that the horns dont show? :) I don't even try any more. At least this way they're got some warning.

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Do you think patriotism is blinding some Americans to how bad the state of things really are? No, I don't think patriotism is bliding us. In fact I think we are sorely lacking in it. To me the big problem is we've become an excapist socity with a short attention span who would rather hide their heads in the sand and worry about Britinany Spears then what is happening over in Iraq. We're just too used to having it easy for our own good. It's not until something...

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Is it fair for people to make up lies just because they don't like me? So let me get this straight you can post all the lies and misconceptions you want. You call hurl all the insults and f-bombs you want. Yet when someone gives you a tatse of your own medicine you're going to act like your being bullied? I think I have now seen it all.

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I just broke up with my girlfriend. We are scheduled to attend a wedding together soon with her friends. I told her that I didn't feel comfortable attending a wedding as her date with her friends. Is this unreasonable? Not even close to being unresonable. The relationship is over so you no longer have any obiligation to be her date to a function. I'm afarid she's just going to have to find another guy to escourt her.

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Am I the only one that thinks some people need a backbone installed around here? Nope, I see it all the time. I also think some egos need deflating. Got a straight pin?

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Have you ever had a hickey? Where at and how long did it last? Both. I hated getting one because I bruise easy and they don't go away for weeks. I try very hard not to give them. They just look ugly.

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Who would win in my animal cracker fight? the 3 legged Camel OR the buttless donkey? I'm going for the donkey. With only three legs the camel can only spit. The donkey still has all of his legs for kicking and his teeth for biting.

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Am I the only one who's noticed a lack of Fun on AB lately? Don't worry just like with Sexy we'll bring the Fun back to AB.

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What element are you most facinated with??(Earth,Wind,Water,or Fire) Fire has always been my favourite. It's the one element that has passion, power, amd wildness that can be harnessed for good. It's also the one element that the control of separtes men from beasts. Probelly doesn't help I'm a Leo.

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Have you ever argued with an idiot and then realized you're just arguing with an idiot and your point will not be received? Lots of times. I have a feeling most of that stuborness they show is not because I didn't make my point, but more so because they don't want to admit they're wrong.

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Why did Irish immigrants move to the United States? The main reason was the ruthless occupation of the British. The British came to take control over the grazing grounds, farm feilds, and natural resources as well as a way to easy the over population problem they had. To do that they had to kill the Irish off starting with the Royal Families. Whole villiages were anialated. Those who could fled to Europe to places like Spain, Amsterdam, and...

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<question removed> Not only a round of applause, but a standing ovation.

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If you had the power to go back in time and change one thing, influencing the present, what would it be? I would go back to 1992 and show up on Jay's doorstep. That way I could possible prevent all the years of heart ache and pain we went through before we found each other. Maybe even made sure he didn't get the flu or what ever it was that caused his diabeties to be triggered so young. I definitly would not have let him go to work for the company he was working for when he died or at...

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On a secular and philosophical level, what is your opinion on prostitution? It's amoral, unethical, and psychologically damaging to everyone involved. Sex was never meant to be something unemmotional. It was never meant to be a comodity. It was meant to be an intiment act that separated the relationship of two people from those they have with others. It was meant to make the bond between them stronger. It's also for procreation not recreation. When you strip...

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My husbands going to DQ, what would you like him to bring you back? Um, tell him he can surprise me with either a banana split, a cookie dough blizzard, or dilly bars. Thanks, hubby!

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What should i do for boyfriend of 20 years cheated again for the second time after 8 years. i let him come back with the condition that he would never cheated. please help me , what should i do now. God lord, girl, what are you waiting for? A third time? A desease? For him to knock someone up? You do exactly what you told him would happen if he disresepcted you this way again and that's show his happy ass the door. You already gave him the green light by staying once before and if you stay now he'll just do it again. Every word out of his mouth about not doing it again was and is...

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I just stepped on a spider. And now I'm wondering if I should have gotten to know more about the spider before I squished it? Thoughts/Ideas regarding this? Why would want to go that? It would have just made squishing him even harder. By the way Jay thanks you for taking it out. I just got a mental image of him chasing it across heaven to kill it all over again.

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Would it be wrong for me to bury my Bunn coffeemaker in the backyard? In recognition of it's years of loyal service, and the excellent coffee it brewed for me. Not at all. We do it for gold fish we only had for a week so why not for a coffee maker that was actually usefull?

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My right arm got pulled,felt apop in the armpit now its a sharp tingly pain down to elbow sometimes going as far as the hand.feels like you hit your funny bone,been about 4 months now It's dislocated. You need to see a doctor because now there's nerve damage.

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Before heading to bed I would like to wish M Moon a very happy birthday! I hope she had a great one! Have you sent her a birthday wish? No, but I am now. Happy Birthday, M Moon. Hope it was a good one.

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My coffee maker died today (RIP). It was a Bunn. I don't have $100.00 to replace it. Any recommendations on a good, reliable coffee maker that won't make me wait for that first cup in the morning? I have a Black and Decker Versabrew that works pretty good and it was cheap at Wal-Mart. I think $20.00. It has a timer and that stop thing you want so you don't have to wait in the mornings.

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My bf of 2 years wants to have a break. he says he loves me & loves spending time with me and we're closer then ever when we're alone but he also wants to go out and with his friends and feel 'single' again. i love him but what should i do? It's over, girl. People who are deeply in love and want to be together don't take breaks unless there are deep isues that need worked out. Let him have his break, but don't sit around waiting for him to come back because he's not. He just told you all thay so he could dump you without looking like the bad guy.

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What would you do if you could not talk to the person you loved the most for 10 months? (And I mean absolutely NO communication) Could be worse. You could be in my boat and have that be never again. Don't worry ten months will go by quickly. If I were you I'd keep a journal about the time apart.

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In relationships,why would you find cheating wrong? Because it's dirty, underhanded, and disrepectfull. It's also the hight of immaturity. Love, trust, respect, and fidelity are the cornerstones of any relationship and if you disrespect those you break the realtionship. You will also hurt the other person in such a way that is totally unimaginable on the scale of emmotional pain. You don't do that to someone you say you love or...

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How do you handle ADULTS who WHINE like CHILDREN? Hand them a bottle and tell them it's time for a nap and a diaper change.

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Have you ever gotten stitches? Five times. Twice in the forehead, twice in the stomach, and once in my mouth.

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What are three things you should never say during sex? Is it in yet? You're dad was much better. Can you hand me my book?

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I played a really mean joke on my friend where I called her and then my friend called her and told her this lie about making out naked with her ex bf and then she made her not to promise not to tell anyone then she called me back and told me.Am I a bitch? You are not this girl's freind. You're frendenimy. What you did was so stupid and cruel as to be considered beyond Bitchy. You need to call and fix the mess you two made.

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What is the default passcode for the parental lock? I don't know. The dog ate the hand book.

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Hey Y'all Cowboy22 just hit Maestro, Ya want to join me in congratulating him? Congradultions to one of my favourite Texans and a Great American. Keep the good times rolling Texas style, My Man.

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How can u unblock myspace at skool? We'll tell you when you learn how to spell better then I can.

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Why do horses let people ride them? What's going through their heads? Horses let people ride them because they actually like it if you know what your doing. They do enjoy our company because they are herd animals and we become a part of their herd. Granted we have to be the ones in charge, but that's where they get their sense of comfort and security. If you are trained right yourself you make it your top priority to put the safty and the comfort of the...

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Does anyone think that I can get on the leaderboard? Do you feel that some people get left out and that we should make the list longer even if it make it very slow? Sure you can get on it, but that means more time on the Bag. As far as I'm concerned they could take it away and I wouldn't even notice at all. Being on the leader board is not why I'm here. As for it being longer why would we do that? For the leader board to be viable it has to be selective. If you're all sad about being left out of a leader board on a web site you need to...

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Why do people who align themselves with the so-called "Party of tolerance" show SO little tolerance toward those who don't fall in line with their beliefs and agenda? Because they have a martyr complex and a need for attention simular to Munchosin Syndrom. They seek out people to blame for their problems as a way to not have to deal with their own actions or inactions that led them to be in the situation they are in. They don't want to look inward because if they did they would have to take the blame. They also want sympathy and like to cause trouble....

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When does your milk supply endup not coming in anymore? It should come in till you ween the baby unless you have an issue like I did.

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My teenager insists that he needs a cell phone. I disagree. What do you think about teens and cell phones? I think it's ridiculous. Especially since it causing distactions at school and that's from the parents calling all the time. I'm only letting mine have a cheapie pre-paid one if at all and they have to pay for the minutes themselves. They will also only get if they're going somewhere and I'm not going with them. Once they're home I get the phone back.

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If you were a witch, or warlock, would you be a good one or a bad one? This is like asking if your a Christian would you be a good one or a bad one. Or if you were Muslim would you be a moderate or an extremist. Kind of offensive to people who actually are that religion if you ask me.

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Last call for alcohol! Quick...what can I get you? Captain Morgans, 7-Up, and a lemon on the rocks.

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What is your families story? What is your history? My family is orginally from Ireland. We were the O'Duigenan Clan and were the discendants of Milesius, King of Spain, through the line of his son Heremon. The founder of the family was Maine, ancestor of the Southern Hy Nials, and son of Nial of the Nine Hostages, King of Ireland, A.D. 379. The clan seat was located in the County of Roscommon. The little village of Castlefore,...

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Why do people get addicted to pornography? Because it changes the way the brain reacts to sex. With normal sex there are three receptors that activate the emmotional, mental, and physical. With porn since there is no emmotional conection only the physical and the mental are stimulated. Over time the brain stops turning on the emmotional receptors. Instead the power and control centers are stimulated so the excess testosterone has a...

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Do you consider the Vietnam war a holocaust perpetrated by the US government? No, I consider it a hostile invasion by North Veitnam on South Veitnam that due to treaties and the urging of the UN the US became intangled in. It was the North veitnamies who were commiting genocide against the South Veitnames, Laos, and Cambodia which the US tried to stop. If you look at history after we pulled out and Saigon fell that's when most of the blood shed took place.

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I wish to start an anti-Bullying club for answerbag. Would you be interested in joining? More details below... I'll join. Nothing worse then a bully to ruin the fun.

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Why do you think so many American answerbaggers are so willing to have their country attacked here and say nothing, often even giving points to the bashers? I think it's because right now it's not seen as politically correct to say your patriotic towards America. It's the fashion to only look at the bad stuff and ignore the good stuff. Even for Americans. I also think quite a few of them feel that if they do stand up they'll be attacked. To me that's disrespectfull and cowardly. You live here and they're including you...

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What do you need to get to prepare for a baby? So what are you trying to tell us, Keith? You're going to need a crib and a bassanet, diaper bag, blankets, bibs, toys, clothes, diapers, bottles, and a breast pump if she's breast feeding, formula if not. Just the basics for now. Worry about the fancy stuff later.

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How long, how long, woman, must you weep? Till I'm with him again.

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Can you name a person who killed someone for a position of power? Queen Mary Tudor killed Jane Grey to regain the thrown. And her sister Queen Elizabeth I killed Queen Mary Stewart of Scotland to keep the thrown. And they say women aren't vicious when it comes to power.

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How would you rate your handwriting? [1=bad........10 = a work of art] A ten if your a demented serial killer. About a 4 if you actually want to read it.

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Where do you live and what is the current price of gasoline? Portage County, Ohio, USA $3.09 a gallon up from $2.89 a couple of days ago.

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Do wiccans go to heaven or hell Neither. We don't even have that concept. That's for the Christians to belive in. We have several diffrent opions of where we go. Some call it Summmerland. Some call it Tar Na Nog. Some call it Valhalla. Some belive in reincarnation. It's all in the tradition you follow, but in the end it's all the same because once you've ben judged to be the best you get your reward...

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I'm looking for anyone who served with a Marine Corpral Jeremy J. Harris between 1992-1996. I also need to find someone who served during Operations Hatian Freedom and Protect Hatian Democracy. Any one know him? See answer for more info. Here's the information I have on him. He went to Boot Camp at Parris Island in 1992. He was in Platoon 2101 Company H there and served under Winzenburg, Zinicola, Christie, and Fetzner. Camp La Jeune was his duty station. He served with Golf Company 2/2. He was deployed to Japan for winter training at Mt. Fuji and Okinawa from 1993-1994. He was also at 29 Palms for Recon training as a look...

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My live in girlfriend used to buy me gifts with her credit card. We broke up three years ago and now she sent me a letter stating that I need to pay off the card or she'll file a police report. Am I in trouble or is she crazy? This chick's nuts and you're not going to be in any trouble. She can't buy you gifts and then expect you to pay for them because you broke up.No judge in the world is going to let her pull that one off. If she tries counter sue her for harrassment. That case would be valid.

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What is Vernors pop? It is the World's Best and Oldest brand of Ginger Ale.

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Im recently single which im glad about but im also really inlove with a guy at work he has a girlfriend should i tell him how i fell or just leave it alone.x You'd better leave it alone. All you're going to do is make a big mess if you don't. I have a feeling you're not really in love at all, but are on the rebound. He's just convient to you is all.

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Do you really expect me to believe that? Now, have I ever steered you wrong before? Look at this face. Does this look like the face of a liar?

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Why would a woman tell her partner about her past sexual experiences without being asked? Because it's her way of being honest and up front and killing any trust issues right up front. It als gives you a chane to understand exactly who the person is that you're planning to have sex with so you can decide before hand weather or not you want to go that far. After waht if you found out after you had sex she'd done somethings that could possible put you at risk for a...

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Open bar : no use, use or abuse? What's your order? If you don't abuse an open bar that's a party foul. I'll have a Captain Morgans, 7-Up, and a slice of leamon, please.

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Do you "give them something to talk about"? Every chance a I get.

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Would proselytizing Satanists get beaten up in the United States if they went door to door like the Mormons? No, they'd get the same treatment as JW's and Mormons do. A slammed door in their faces. Nobody wants to have someone come knock on the door and be insulted about what they beleive just so somebody else can feel surpior about what they beleive.

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Can you believe that the Christmas stuff is already out? Halloween isnt even over yet Working in retail I can. They want that stuff out as soon as it hits the store. Drives me nuts. I don't know how I'm going to stand Cristmas music for the next two months.

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When is thanksgiving in the USA this year? Is there a general rule to calculate when it will fall every year? It's the third Thursday of Novemeber. Always has been. Always will be. It's Easter that jumps around like a rabbit.

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What is your favorite scent from Bath and Body Works? Moonlight Path. It's the only one with a strong note of rose in it.

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Do you know anyone who can write with 2 hands? I can do it. Only my left isn't as good as my right because I'm still right dominate. In fact from working in plastics assembly I can use both hands about equally.

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When did it first become apparent that the bible was a complete work of fiction and lies? Just so you know this is coming from a Pagan. First off your posts about Christians are very offensive. If you don't like them that's one thing, but to post the stuff you do is another. Second you are very wrong about the Bible. Not all of it is fiction nor was all of it meant as a truth. Most of it is based on very real people and events that like with all religions have grown to...

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I am getting married tomorrow (halloween) any last minute advice to a nervous groom would be appreciated. Just relax and have fun. You'll do just fine.

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Have you ever been cheated on by someone you loved?If so what was your reaction and feelings? Yes, I have been and by a few I was starting to love. I felt hurt, angry, betyrayed, and depressed. I ended up leaving my husband over it and all those other relationships didn't last long after I realized it was happening again. To me it's not worth the risk of having it happen again.

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I am madly in love with sweetcakes. What should I do now? Get in the back of the line and prepare to stand in line for days.

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Samhain/Halloween is my favorite holiday....How do you plan to celebrate Samhain/Halloween this year (2007)? Happy Samhain. Same thing I do every year sit at home.

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Horse had bad tear just above shoulder. Believed to be from bob wire fence. It was bubbling from area.Vet cut place for it to drain. Gave it antibiotics. This morning area was oozing fast horse was wobbly when walking. I am concerned.Should I be? If I was you I'd be calling the vet. Sounds like the horse is still in shock. Did he eat? Is he drinking? How's his attitude? If it's no, no, and dopey he needs to be seen again.

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Under what circumstances would you marry someone who cheated on their spouse to be with you? I wouldn't even be with them to begine with no matter what excuse they give. I've even been told it was okay by the guy's wife and still turned him down flat. I'm not going to a part of any of this garbage.

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What would you do if your partner cheated on you? I'd toss his crap on the lawn and change the locks. If that wasn't possible I's leave.

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Whats the worst excuse you've ever heard for cheating? "You said I could go to the strip club." I said he could go and watch, but not have sex with her. He litterly believed that since I was okay with him going it meant it was alright to screw one. "You're boobs are too small and you won't shave or watch porn with me." Same guy and over the same stripper. This was after I bent over backwards to keep him happy by...

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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor? I'm bored. Are you done yet?

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If you love someone so much but you're not happy anymore, will you stay or leave? If I love them then it's worth trying to work it out. If in the end it's hopeless I will so that we can both be happy. Not because I don't love them, but because I love them enough to want to see them happy.

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Ok so i posted a question before that asked if the 21 year old was interested in me..well he is because he picked me up held my hand and we made out for an hour he kissed me goodbye so sweetly and said i will call you later..and hasnnt..guys help! This is an old story. You got used by Romeo. He found a mark, took what he wanted, and feed you line. When a guy says he'll call he's telling you that so you wouldn't get pissed. After all you'd have raised a real stink if he was honest and said "Thanks for the slap and tickel. Don't count on me to call since I'm through with you." Next time save the make...

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Opinions please?A girl goes to kindergarden with a black eye from her 6 yr old cousin . No teacher asks why or how she has it. So the mom calls the school & says that she should have been questioned about it or that the cops should've been, is mom crazy? No, mom is not crazy. She caught the school not following their own procedures when a child comes to school black and blue and the administration needed to know it. This way they know they are being held to the standards set by them and the law. At least it wasn't abuse, but think about what could have happened if it had been and nobody took notice. Next time the child could be being...

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My mom says if you watch porn by yourself,and get turn on from it by yourself is sick.Is that true?Is it sick? You're mom's partly right. Becoming aroused visually is not sick. It's very normal especially for males. It's how their wired. However, pornography is not a healthy way to enterain yourself sexually weather you're alone or not. Watching pornography causes prolems with the brain and how it preceives sex. What happens is it creats a short in how your mind, the most...

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Should immigrants that are trying to obtain US citizenship be required to learn English? I most certainly do. This is for several reasons. 1. People who do not learn the main language are more likely to live in poverty and to be taken advantage of. You cannot advance at any job if you can't speak with everyone around you. Employers have been know to use it to their advantage since if you don't know the language they can tell you just about any thing and get away with it....

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Have you ever been Tasered or Maced? Does this seem like a reasonable law enforcement tool? Not I. I do think it is a reasonable tool for law enforcement because with out the only other option would be "shoot on sight to neutralize the danger". At least with mace and tasers there's another option they can use first to subdue them.

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Is it true that illegal immigrants are sending U. S. dollars back to Mexico? i thought this was also illegal. Like they care if it's illegal or not. The truth is the majourity of what they make is sent back to Mexico to care for family still there and to make it possible for them to come here too. It's the whole reason they come here in the first place.

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Do you believe that spike strips are a necessary tool for law enforcement? Yes, how else are they going to safely stop a speeding car that refuses to stop without them? The only choice then would be to shot or ram the cat and that's not safe for anyone involved.

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George W. Bush once said that "they" hate us because of our freedom. Which freedom would that be? Freedom to give up our rights to this administration? Freedom to be watched by big brother? What is this mighty freedom that they envy so much? 1. The right to Free Speach. This doesn't mean you get to say anything you want, but you can critize your governement without fear. Just watch the news one night. There's lots of critizing going on and nobody gets arrested. Ask someone from a communist country or dictatorship what happens if you try this. 2. The Right to Freedom of Religion not Freedom from Religon without fear of...

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Has anyone ever dealt with bad internet trolls? I did right here on this sight. He was really after me for no reason and posted a whole lotta slander about me. I just reported him and got my moderation points. I did make some responses just so he knew I saw it all.

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What is up with all the food questions? The pot heads are done smoking the ganga and now have the munchies. Only thing is they're making the rest of us hungry.

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My cat stands in the yard and makes clicking sounds with his tongue and teeth at birds sitting nearby..... What is he doing and why does he do it? He's just excited and is planning his attack on poor Tweety.

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What is your most memorable moment of your life The birth of my sons and the death of my fiance are three events that are perminitly etched on my brain.

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Sex without a condom? Girl on birth control, She's taken her pill constant for about a month and half now, and only missed 1 day of the cycle. Tonight we decided to have sex without condom, and i pulled out. what are chances of getting pregnant? Very low. I was on Birth Control for a year and never had a false alarm.

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Is emotional abuse still considered abuse if it's unintentional? Abuse no matter what kind is never unintentional. They know exactly what they are doing. After all even a kid knows how to treat people right. An adult should definitly know better.

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I've been told that some women find a a little body odor attractive on their men, the research behind this is compelling, but honest opinions women, what do you think? I actually kind of liked it whe Jay would come home and smell like he's been working so long as it wasn't with a feed additive for cattle called Bovotech. Then he had to hit he shower first. He never stank he just smelled manly to me.

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If you was in a interracial relationship, would you let your parents anf family know, and introducing your bf/gf to them? You bet I would. We maybe from Southern stock, but we are not racists. My Great Grandparents made sure of that.

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Ok i have a ? why do men say they have a headache but go to dinner with you and family and leave about 10 mins being there and come home watch porn and then the wife founds out and the HE lies to you ?..... Because they think they won't get caught. I would tell him to get out if he has so little respect for you to do this.

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I just recently found out that my husband cheated,and now he wants, to either let his girlfriend move in the house with us and our kids,or he wants a divorce,I love my husband to death,how can I get him to break up with his girlfriend? You can't. Especially if you let her move in with you. All keeping him is going to do is kill you inside and teach your kids that women, and especially wives, aren't to be respected and shouldn't have the right to expect fidelity from their mates. He's already shown he could careless about you now show him the door. I'd give this sleeze ball exactly what he deserves a...

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Atheist question I know you don't believe in God but do you believe there was a man named Jesus Christ that was a human? I don't know where you stand on that & I was just curious. Christians- please no comments or insults. I respect everyones opinions I'm Pagan and I do belive there was a man named Jesus of Nazereth the son of Mary and Joesph the Carpenter and the husband of Mary Magdaline who was a preacher who followed the teachings of John the Baptist. I do not believe he was the Son of God nor do I beleive he preformed any miricals. I think the Gospels contained in the Bible are not only highly edited beyond recognition from the...

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Automatic or stick shift? Automatic unless you want to have me kill a transmission.

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Should women drink alcohol at all during pregnancy? No, they shouldn't drink at all. We have already learned that drinking leads to birth defects and early labors of low birth weight babies. Also what maybe alright for the mother will get the baby drunk for days because alcholo crosses the placenta.

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Why do you continue to live if your just going to die anyways? So we can slide into the grave like it's home plate yelling "What a Ride!" Or my other favourite: "When I get up to Glory I'm gonna have one Hell of a Story."

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"Do you think if either Johnny Depp or Disney disliked my use of the "Jack" persona they could shut me down?" If they try I'm kicking butt. Hell, they should be kissing your feet for the free pubilicity.

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Could prostitution be a safe job if it were legalized? No, it can never be a safe job. We've tried in diffrent palces with diffrent rules and each time has been a huge failure. Most places where it is legal are now looking into making it illegal again. Menatlly and emmotionally it kills a woman inside no matter if it's legal or not. Remember we all agree that a woman is not able to separate the emmotional side of sex from the physical...

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When you first came on AB, do you remember who the first AB user you used to talk to? i remember It was Pattijo on a question about losing a loved one.

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What happens to people after death? In my relgion, Paganism, when I die I wake up in Otherworld. This the start of my journey. I will travel a year throught it and along the way I will be judged on diffrent parts of my life. Those judgements will decide where I get to sit in the great hall in Tar Nah Nog. After a year I will come to the River Styx and meet the Boatman who will carry me across to Valhalla or the Great Hall. For...

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I have a new job where I have to wear a formal Black suit (no - not an Undertakers ) my dress-sense is pretty terrible so can someone advise me on the best colour shirts to wear with the suits please? With a formal suit it's all good. Use the shirt you wear to show your indviduality to some extent and always make sure your tie is a perfect match to really set it off.

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Is it true that senators and congressment do not pay social security and have a retirement benefit that equals their salary? It's true. They get huge saleries, free health care, rent, travel, and cars as well as huge staffs and security details with big expense accounts and don't pay a dime for it. And that retirement benifit is for life no matter how many terms they serve.

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When people smoke meth does their skin smell? Like really bad and like what?? HAve you ever came across someone who smelt really bad from drugs and what did they smell like to u? My brother does among other things and so did some of my co-workes. I don't know where that smell was coming from, but it reminded me of dead and unwashed flesh. The nasty part is no matter how much they showered you could still smell it. On top of that drugs like meth rot your teeth so their breath reeked too. Their skin also developes some really lovely sores that ooze. Especially around...

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Okay, so now the aliens are in my kitchen and I can't understand a word they are gleeping. How do I tell them hands off my chocolate? The wooden spoon should work.

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Why is a certain AB user acting like the Queen of Answerbag recently? Was this a Community decision or was she self-appointed? Who dares to ursurp my authourity without my knowledege? I am the true Queen of Answerbag or at least one of many Pricesses. I think you're seeing something that isn't there. Nobody runs around here acting that way.

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What do you do if you suspect your husband has let aliens into your basement without telling you? Go to the basement to see if I'm right.

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Does anyone at AB know a safe natural (no pills or drugs) way to get rid of heartburn I do the milk thing. After all those hearburn tablets are just calcium powder.

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Where did Mary Ann and Ginger get the cream to make coconut cream pies on Gilligan's Island? If it was from a nut I hope it was a coconut and not the other kind.

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What is you favorite flavor of cheesecake? Just hand over whatever kind you have and nobody gets hurt.

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I am 16 and my bf also 16 was over at my house and my mom caught us in the shower together. We were only showering together to save her money on the water bill and I told her that but she still got mad. Why is she being so unresonable? She's not being unreasonable at all. You disrespected her, her rules, and her house with what you did and then tried to pass off a flimsy excuse to try and get away with it. What was he even doing in the house when she wasn't there? I'm sure that was a flagrant violation of the rules right there. Now you want me to believe all you were doing was taking a shower together to save...

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Why is it that many people seem to beleive that Atheists are not capable of being moral people? Do you think Atheists can be moral? Why or why not? I think it's because the idea that morals are not a gift from God scares people. It makes the basis for why they believe what they do to be very shaky at best. It also takes away the sense of supiourity they have. I know several Atheists and they are for the most part as moral as any Chritian out there. The only diffrence is that an Atheist's morals are set by what they feel is right...

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What's the best way to reattach a penguin wing? Duct tape fixes everything.

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Should the US government legalize prostitution? It shouldn't be legal anywhere. The Romans tried it and it failed misrably. Amsterdam tried it and failed again. There's already problems in Germany, Australia, and New Zealand. Nevada has also failed and wants to make it illegal again. You can make it legal all you want. You can try to regulate it all you want. It's not going to work. Why? Because sex was never meant biologicly...

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How many times have you messed up the days of the week and shown up either a day early or a day late for something? And here's my answer. I showed up to pick up my son for his Friday visit on a Thursday. This wouldn't have been so bad except I drove over an hour to get him and my 8 year old nephew went with me. First thing he did was tell my brother-in-law Aunt PasoBrio had a blonde moment.

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Do you have a weird law in your area? My area is no parking between 3am to 5am. We need to buy a $25 permit per month just to park legally for 2 hours everyday else you get a ticket. In Ohio it's illegal to get a fish drunk. So who want's to help me?

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What does the average racehorse weigh? Depends on what they race. Most sprinters weight no more then a thousand pounds to 1500 pounds because they want a fast, light horse with quick exceleration since the break is the most important part of the race. They are also usally smaller horses at about 15 to 15 and half hands because they need to be easier to manouver in a short time. Long distance runners are about 1500 to 2000 pounds so...

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My son's little 9 year-old friend is the kind of kid who likes to boast and brag. Now he wants to arm wrestle me. Should I let the boy win or should I play the 'devil' (ha) and beat him? Beat him and beat him good. A little dose of humble pie never hurt anyone. In fact it makes you a better person to be able to deal with it. Something his parents are obviously not teaching him.

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Why don't schools put as much emphasis on science as athletics, being that everything (including sports) relies upon science in some way. Because sceince knowledge doesn't bring in as much money or pubilicty as sports. Funny thing is they uasally spend more promoting and on up-keep of those sports then they bring in. If it was up to me the sports would not be a part of the school at all. I'd have it all be community based instead. To me school os where you go to learn and not to play a sport.

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I finally reached on Answerbag where my age and level are the same number. Has your level reached or surpassed your age yet? Yes, I'm 33 years and at level 58 and rank 47.

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I am trying to understand this. It seems teenagers are allowed to date at a very young age. Why? Don't this cause children to grow up faster and tons of teen pregnancy problem? I don't get it either. Young teens just do not have the maturity or responsability to be able to handle dating. This leads to more teen pregnancies at younger ages and relationship problems later in life because sex at a young age is damaging. It's also a direct link to the sudden spike in STD infections in young teens. Children need to be children and we need to stop letting the...

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Does anyone know or is a convicted felon? Please read my answer, there's not enough room I do know a convicted felon, my brother. He's a drug addict and a theif. He's also a very good con-man. He's told the "I'm all clean and turned over a new leaf" story so many times I know it by heart. He also claims to be a real nice guy when he first meats a girl. None of it is true. If you have a daughter you need to be very aware that any little thing could send...

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How do you if your standards are "too high" when it comes to dating the opposite sex? You can never have too high a standard for dating. Especially when it comes to morals. Never settle for less then what you think is best for you. If you do you just end up critizing the other person or trying to "fix" them. Now if it's physical apperance, education, or finacially you can let that slide. In fact I'd say throw those three out the window since they don't...

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Why am I holding a bottle of tequila to my face? Because you're getting ready to pour me another drink.

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Would a relationship still workout if: we took a break, then broken up, got back together and once back together we continue to always fight? Yo-yo dating never works. If all you two do is fight and break-up it's time to call it quits for good.

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If you get a girl pregnant that you don't love, would it be better to stay together in a loveless marriage, or would it be better for the child to have seperated parents who were happy apart? For one thing what are you doing having sex with someone you don't love and aren't committed too in the first place? Especially unprotected. As to your actually question it would be better to not get married and just try to be in the child's life so everyone is happy. After all you did make the child and it's your responsability to love and care for it even if you don't...

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What year did your kids start dating? Did they tell you or did you find out? At 13 I'm sitting them down and telling them that until their 17 years and three months there will be no dating. Period. And if I catch them there's going to be hell to pay. This is not a decession they get to make. This is one I'm making for them and if they don't like it tough. I am in no mood to clean up their messes because they want to run around and act a fool over...

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Do you know if kids who start dating at young ages like 11 and under date for a reason or just to impress friends? They do it to try and act way more grown up then they really are. Kids this young should still be playing with their toys and not even thinking about dating at all. I see a whole bunch of parents who need to start stepping in and getting involved if their kids are doing this.

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What ways did you use to get a date when you were 11-13? I didn't. I waited till I was actually old enough to handle dating at 18 before I even thought of playing this game.

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Do you think married couples should have access to each other's email? I had access to my fiance's and he had access to mine. That's how we squashed the trust issues. Any questions or worries feel ffee to have a peek. What should be a red flag is when your partner is almost hostile to the whole idea of sharing this information unde rthe premise of "privacy". Privacy is one thing, but that's more like secreacy and that cause trouble.

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Have you ever noticed that men who are in relationships get hit on more than men who are not? They sure do. I think there's two reasons for that. One a guy in a relationship is more confident so he's not doing stupid, desperate things that turn girls off. There's also a dark side to it where women intentionally seek out commited guys just to see if they can "steal" them from their partners.

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Do you plan to grow old in the same area you are living now or go someplace warmer or dryer? As soon as James graduates High School I'm outta here with Gavin. I plan on going further South to Virginia where Jay and I planned to move when we got older.

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What do you call it when your spouse or kids logs on to your AB account and makes a bunch of comments under your user name? Ass busting time.

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Is Halloween an official holiday? (Do you get a day off on Halloween?) No, in the US it's just a day of fun. however for Pagans and Wiccans it is still very much a religious day.

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Ever been dirt poor in this life?? So then tell us ,besides pork and bean what is the poor man food? Ceareal three times a day and cheap soup in a can.

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Let's say you are in a long term relationship and you end it due to the other person's negative actions toward you. Is it "immature" to completely cut them out of your life? No, it's the exact opisite. You're showing that you are mature enough to know when someone is toxic enough that it's better to completely cut them out then have to deal with more negativity and mind games from them.

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Does it anger anyone else besides me when you hear someone say that there are church lead therapy groups to "cure" homosexuality, as though it were a disease? Does it further infuriate you when someone says they were "cured"? It angers me. It doesn't anger me so much as it makes me laugh my butt off. You can't change a genetic trait with therapy. It's like talking someone out of their eye or hair color. They are also perpertraiting a fraud and praying on a vulnarable segement of the population who in some cases would do anything to conform. They are litterly selling false hope. That's what ticks me off. They...

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I have just given up smoking tobacco...I want to know if I am still inhaling carbon monoxide when smoking marijuana (grass) via the conventional method and/or via a vaporizer? If it's burning you're inhaling carbon dioxide. You're also still getting tar and super heated air. And lots of it because there's no filter.

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I think my boyfriend is bored with me...what can I do to spice things up a little bit? You sit down and talk with him to find out what's the issue. If i's the bedroom then talk about ways to make it better. If it's stress find out what the stress is and find a way you both can ease it. With stuff like this it's something the couple has to work on together or it just falls flat.

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Suppose you are 28, in a relationship that will lead to marriage, and pregnant. What do you do? You have the baby and get married when you're ready too. Being pregnant doesn't mean you need to go running down the asile in a mad dash. I was 30 and two months into a new relationship when this happened to me and we didn't even get engaged because of it. We just had the baby and kept things the way they were till we knew were really ready to go the next step towards marriage.

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Where Can I rent A good pump @? Call your local hospital. They should have them. And on a funny side note. I have an old one I'm not using any more. An Advent travel one that still has an unused value, the really nice travel case, and the bottles that came with it. If you want it e-mail me (it's on my proflie) and I'm sure we can make a deal that's way cheaper then renting one.

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I pump my breast and nothing hardly comes out,ive been reading on Fenugreek a herb that produces more milk for the mother. Try drinking more milk and water. Also if you're pumping without the baby around try taking a picture with you and looking at it. It sounds weird, but for some mothers it helps. Another thing is to place a hot towel on your breasts first to make them let down. You also might want to make an appointment with a lactation nurse to see if your putting the pump on right. That is a big issue...

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Have you ever colored your hair? what color? how many times? why? Yes, a nice shade of Burgandy red from a box that washed out because my hair doesn't take dyes.

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Do you eat dog? Nope, no dog and no horse or cat either.

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Turkish van cats have a natural liking for something that most cats loathe. What is it? Swimming. So do Maine Coon Cats and tigers.

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Is it Just me or is Sweetcakes just about the most beautiful, most sweetest, most kindest, most sexiest and most awesomest woman here on AB? This is purely for opinion only. So No Points Nope, not just you.

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Should a man put his wife first in his life if she has put him second in hers after her children from a previous relationship? This is just messed up. For a marriage to work the relationship must come first because it's the stabilizing force of the family. Without that relationship there is no family and the kids will not be in a stable home with a united parental front. And you definitly cannot be playing these stupid power games. Now by saying that I don't mean ignore he kids. It means as a couple you put...

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Returning to work,and Im breastfeeding will I be able to pump enough? Shes 2months old this is to young for me to leave her. You should be able too. You just make sure your bosses know that they legally have to give you enough time to pump and a place to do it as well as a secure place to store the milk. The community fridge in the lunch room isn't it. And so long as you're both okay with it you should be just fine.

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What are the proper care and feeding methods for a captured troll? Bread and water and when you're feeling generous slop.

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What are the proper care and feeding methods for a captured troll? Flag me, please.

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If you could put duct tape over anyone's mouth, who would it be? George W, Al Gore, Rush Limbaugh, Hillary Clinton, Ann Colter, and Dr. Laura.

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RANDOM NONSENSE DE JOUR: If an overweight Chupacabra and a lactose intolerant Zombie played a best two out of three checkers game, who would win? The Chupacabra because Zombies don't think.

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Have you written a living will yet? What kinds of things did you personally specify? No, but I better get on it since my brother-in-law is not only going to be my exicutor if something happens, but the legal custodian of my youngest son. I can trust him to pull th eplug when it's time. My family likes long, slow, painfull deaths for some reason.

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What are you going to be for Halloween? The mommy holding the candy.

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Why do they still use the term: African-American. I was born in America and Im pretty sure that Im American. I've never been to Africa I dont know of any family in Africa so whats the deal? They use it to say you're an American of African descent just like they use Scotch/Irish American when they want to describe that I'm an American descended from Ireland. It's just a more complete description.

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Is it easier for straight people or gay people to get HIV? HIV is an equal opertunity killer. It's all in your use of condoms, the sex acts you preform, the number of casual partners, and your type of drug use. It's actually easier for gay males and straight females to get it do to the fact they are the recievers and the membranes get torn or abrated during sex allowing the virus to enter the body easier.

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Would you rather get a big wet kiss from Dick Cheney, or duct-tape a live cat to your head? I'll take the cat. I know who's ass Cheney has been kissing and I'm not having those lips on mine when they've been on a Bush.

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If you were starting a private investigation service that specializes in catching cheaters, what would you name it? Nasty Nicker Nabbers. "You drop the Nickers to do the Nasty We're Gonna Nab Ya."

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I'm going to rake all the leaves in my backyard into a huge pile this weekend... Who wants to jump in them? The boys and I will be over to help you if you let us dive in.

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When I say Dayton, Ohio what comes to your mind? Yet another boring Ohio town.

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Do you collect swords if so how many do you have It used to be my fiance's collection untill he died and untill our sons are adults they're mine. I have seven swords and about four daggers. That's down from ten swords and four daggers because I gave one to each of his nephews, but one's mother said "No, I don't want that thing in my house." I tried to hand them out by what one fit the kid's personality...

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When traveling to Canada, do I currently need a passport (U.S. Citizen) to go or get back in? Need itboth flying and driving both to get in and out.

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I'm heading out on a trip, and if I happen to stop by your area, would you care to go for a drink? =) So when you coming to Ohio? I'll be waiting for the e-mail.

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Is you mouth like a sailors? how often do you have to pardon your french? Try more like a truckers. I come by it honest though. My grandfater had a trucking company. It's in my blood. However, I never pardon my French. If I'm gonna cuss I'm gonna cuss.

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Does your local mall have a breastfeeding station? Yes, the three malls around here do. The one in Canton has got to be the nicest famliy rest stop around. It's a huge room with TVs, toys, private nursing stalls with curtains and cunfy chairs, changing stations, and a huge bathroom for both sexes with teenie tiny potties for the just learning. I love it because when you're shopping and you need to breastfeed you have somewhere you can...

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Why does everyone "hate" on the successful people of AB? Jealousy? or the feeling that they are losing? It's just a small number on here who are haters. Most of us are genuinly happy when someone else succeeds.

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I think kkkjewater is the best user on here. he speaks his open mind and knows all about gays and there wrongs and he is outspoken and down to earth inetellgiant why cant you all listen to him? Flagged.

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Do police only care about people downloading thousands of things on limewire, or does the amount not matter In truth the cops don't care at all what you download so long as it's not kiddie porn and snuff films. It's only when the artist whines that they do anything and that's just to shut them up.

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Would white girls date a guy who is Black Irish? Well, since the being Black Irish has nothing to do with skin tone, but what part of Ireland your from I serriously doubt the color of the skin would be an issue. In fact I'm Black Irish. Do I look a deeper shade of soul to you?

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The end of last week, I was away from home & missed 2 full days of my pill, and the third pill I didn't take till 10:30 p.m., so I kinda missed 3. Had unprotected sex this Sat, do you think I could have gotten pregnant from this? Say hello to motherhood. Next time you'd better get the implants so you don't miss any more doses.

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Why does Superman wear panties over tights? Like a man is going to know the right way to wear panties and hose.

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With the fire in Southern California would you like to join me in thanking (for lack of a better word) the men and women that is fighting the fire? And just the other firemen, policemen and paramedics who help us everyday of our lives? Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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True love, or a one-night-stand, what would you perfer? True love. One night stands are for the sleezy.

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When I was 14 and alone at a party my best freinds brother who was 17 seen me and i was crying and he conforted me and led me upstairs and we had sex and i didnt even know his name and it was magic have you ever had sex with someone you dont know? That wasn't sex. That was statatory rape. In fact I would even go so far as to say it was full rape because he took advantage of your weakened mental state in order to have sex with you. You got used. I also find it highly unlikley that you didn't know the name of your best friend's 17 year old brother. As to your question never and I never well. Sex is not something you do...

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Could someone please help me my mother passed away and we laid her to rest this past sunday 2 weeks after my aunt I loved my mother so much she lived with me and now I feel like I have no one I hurt so much I just don't know what to do My condolences, prettybird. All I can say is find someone you can talk to. And remember this takes time to get over so don't rush it.

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Has anybody ever claimed to be a lesbian in a man's body? My fiance did it to his mom once. He took her out to dinner to a fancy place and told her "Mom, I have something I need to tell you. It's going to be a difficult thing for me to tell you." She's sitting there thinking he's going to tell her he's dying and he pops off "Mom, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body." She hit him with her napkin and a...

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What are the chances of getting pregnant if it was my first time, no protection was used, im not on birth control, he pulled out before ejaculation, and it was right after my period? Can you say high? Pre-ejaculate is released as soon as a guy becomes aroused and it has a very high sperm count. And if you have sex after your period that means the egg could still be present. In fact this when I got pregnant both times. Once using the pull out meathod and once using contraceptive films. I'm going to come out and say it if you're asking this after you had sex then...

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Hello again, remember my situation with the boyfriend and not seeing him this weekend? Well he has just informed me we are "on a break" so he can think. What do you think about "breaks"? Helpful or not? "Breaks" are just a way of saying "I like the other chick better, but I'm too much of a jerk to actually have to deal with being honest and break up with you." Tell him you sure are on a break, a perminite one.

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Are you married or have you ever been married? I was once on paper and once for real without it. Guess which one the State regognized.

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Does your cat come when you call it? Hell, no. She hates me.

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My questions got rejected nonsense for some reason so I'm reposting it lol: I have just reached Authority i know its nothing big but for me it's an accomplishment. Who would like to join me in congratulating myself? I will. Congratulations.

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What's that thing that cats do...Ya know, when they jump on you and do that kneading thing with their paws like they're playing the piano. It's like they got ahold of some bad drugs or something. What is that? You're being milked like they used to do to mommy.

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What do you do when a turtle pees on your toe? Wash my foot off.

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If you woke up tomorrow and found three small monkeys sitting on your kitchen table; waiting to follow your orders, what would you assign them to do? I've already got two of those, but they're not very well trained. If I could get trained ones I'd have them clean, cook, and change diapers on my littlest monkey who refusses to be potty trained.

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Am I the only one who thinks Midnighttoker has the best name ever? Nope, I love it because it fits him so well.

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Is cheating ever justified? There is never a justification for cheating. If you're not happy then get out. Oh, that's right most people who cheat are in good marriages with people who would do anything for them and have no real intentions of every leaving if they can have their cake and eat it too. They're just to selfish and immature to keep it in their pants.

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Congratulations to Mr.Pre-swami for becoming Swami of Answerbag! Who else would like to congratulate Mr.Pre-swami for making history on becoming a Swami ? Congratulations Mr. Pre-swami and great job! Congratulations, my man, Kevin.

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Do tattoos look good on women? Depends on where, what, and how well they're done.

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Do you like to hear Ella Fitzgerald? I do. She can really belt them out.

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How many here have read "the Hobbit" ? a prelude to the lord of the rings trilogy? Read it and loved it.

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If you already know the real name of a certain bagger, do you call him or her by the user name, or by the real name? I only use the user name because nobody who uses a alias wants their real one used in public on the net.

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Why buy the cow when the milk is free? Better to not even try to the milk for free. If the cow finds out that's the only reason you're milking her she's going to kick you to death.

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Are you sitting naked in a bean bag chair eating cheetos watching an tele evangelist? Nope, the kids would get ticked if I got Cheetos on their chair.

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RANDOM ABSURD QUESTION WITH NO PURPOSE (random topic as well): What is your favorite size of paper to take notes on? Yes, a random, absurd question! A legal sized note pad.

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Don't you get excited when a car pulls up beside you and their bass is so loud that YOUR windows are shaking? No, I just get this urge to want to rip the stereo out of their car.

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To anyone who still doesnt know. Women do enjoy sex and they will watch porn. Dont we girls? I'm only with you for half of that. I love sex, but want nothing to do with the nasty, sexually demaning joke of "entertainment" called porn.

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Why do alot of women still lie about having sexual fantasies and watching pornography? I don't lie about it at all. I'm all for the fantasy aspect of sex. However, I despise porn and want nothing ot do with it because I have found it to be highly destructive to everyone who has anything to do with it. It's not even allowed in my house and I will not date a guy who uses it.

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How long should you wait till you have sex. (I'm 16 in high school and been with my bf for 8 months) At your age till you're 18 and are fully grown and able to handle the consequences and responsability of sex. Once you hit adult don't add this part untill you know you care about each other and are in a commited realtionship built on love, trust, honesty, and respect.

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Women how do you feel about men who trim their privates? Keep it natural, boys.

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Women, how do you feel about men who shave their privates? Noooo! I like my men they way they were ment to be-harry.

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Pleasuring yourself" in the shower...bad or good?why? It sure is good. And you know why.

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Does your birthday land on any famous person or celebrity's birthday? Happy birthday, man. Mine's August 6th and I share it with Jon Benet Ramsey, M. Night Shyamalon, Robert Mitchem, and Lucille Ball.

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The beautiful and sweet Miss Zee has climbed the ladder to Sage! Who would like to help me congratulate her for a job well done? You're awesome, Miss Zee! Keep climbing! I sure would. ongradulations, Miss.Soupy. ZEE. You're sure on your way up.

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Pluck, shave or wax? Eyebrows plucked and legs are only shaved when they must be. The rest is a why bother story now.

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I have always wondered about 'brazillians'. Do you have to lie there completely naked? Well, the beautician I talked to said they give you pair of paper panties and you have to get on your knees like a dog as someone jerks the fur off with boiling hot wax.

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Have you ever been tickled so much you felt like you would wet yourself? Yes, I have. I've also had it done to me so bad I stopped breathing.

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What are some good birthday party ideas for a girl who is turning 12? Have a make-over party. Get a whole bunch of cheap make-up, nail and hair stuff with maybe some books on make-up and hair tips and let them have at it.

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Is it possible to rinse a dog to long during a bath, and causing it to scratch? Would that rinse away the natural oils on it's skin? Sound smore like it was alergic to it's shampoo then you rinsed him to long. Try putting soem Vitem E oil where he's digging till the oils balance back out.

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Do dogs just lick themselves or do they give themselves a full muzzle job? Do I detect some jealousy?

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Have you ever fantasized about killing someone? I sure have. I have a nice long list for that.

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If you won the lottery, would you remain on AB? Sure I would. And the AB parties would be awesome because I'd sponser anyone who didn't have the money so they could go so long as when they're flush they help another user out.

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Side A chooses peace. Side B chooses to whoop side A. Side A is unprepared and is obliterated. Is that difficult to understand? Nope, that's why the UN usally steps in and tells the US to go stop side B from being a butt to side A. Then everybody gets ticked at the US and for the next 50 years we can't sneeze without someone critizing us. Then side A decides to get back at the US and fly planes into our buildings. We give a good smack for it only to be made to be the bad guys again.

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Do you read through typos without even noticing? Being dyslexic I sure do. It maybe wrong on the page, but in my mind it looks just fine till I go back later.

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Who would like to congratulate Eli on becoming a Maestro? Congratulations, Eli. Nice job. Now take your green robes and wear them proudly.

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What would your actions be(pretending your a parent) like if you happen to walk in on your son or daughter when they were "pleasuring themself"? So long as there's no "reading material" that is not allowed in this house I'd probely just say "Whoops, pardon me" and make a hasty retreat.

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When you were my age [17] what was your biggest issue with your physical appearance? My chest. I looked like a 12 year old boy. Guess what? When my hairs short I still do. The only thing that gives me away is I have nipples.

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If you could instantly become fluent in three new languages, which ones would you choose? Irish, French, and Spanish

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Can i find a job of teaching farsi/Dari in the united states or canada? if anyone is ready to help he or she may contact me. Try contacting a local Mosque. They should know some place. And I'm sure the local college has a course by now.

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I am finnaly in the top 100 AB-ers of all time! Woot! Who wants to give me some love and congratulate me for this great achievement? Congratulations, Sloth. Nice job.

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Why did I even go there? I know better then to touch a topic like that. How about you? Is there topics that are off-limits to you? Technology and Math because I'm clueless and AB for Adults because my head would explode. I also leave cars alone unless a particular question comes up on a car I have owned.

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Does anyone have statistics on deaths of racehorses during running of races? Try the Jockey Club for what ever country you want to see it for. They have to keep statistics on every thing.

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White socks. "Worst fashion faux pas ever!!" OR "Comfort = happy feet and that's all that matters!!"? I go for comfort and the fact if they get nasty I can bleach the snot out of them.

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Can you count up to six in any language? French and Spanish.

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Other than the practical (no time/no money/too far/etc.) what are good reasons for not wanting to attend your high school reunion? What are reasons you've had in the past? Envy of others' accomplishments, just having hated HS? What else? I honestly could care less. We hated each other so I see no reason to spend good money to waste time talking to people I can't stand anyways. I think we even had two of them, but even though my parents still live in town I never got invited. And honestly most of them still live there with mommy and daddy so all I would have to do is take a walk to see most of them.

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How can you stop a 2 year old horse to stop backing up when you get on him? For starters I wouldn't be riding him at two. I never start a horse under three. And I wouldn't be letting your daughter ride him unless she's at least 16 and has been riding for years. Colts are notoriously hard to handle and if she's not confident she's going to make him a nervous wreak too. My mare did about the same thing only she side stepped and moved back. With...

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Who here horseback rides regularly? If so.. what style? Up untill three years ago I did. Started when I was 12 and stopped when I was 21 and took it back up at 24 when I bought my horse. I started out Western on Quarter Horses and moved up to English so I could learn jumping. I still loved barrel racing though. I just used an English saddle because I hate a Western one. The horse I have now is a Peruvian Paos and I was going to learn that form of...

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When answering a question do you try to take it and apply your personal experiences to help answer, or do you generally answer in a "sterile" manner (I cant think of any other word to use :() I use both on all of my posts. I think just giving a "sterile" answer is just missing something. It's not as personal. As a passionate person I like to have a resonal touch to my stuff.

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Me and my boyfriend went to a party and i got drunk so he took me home he went back to the party and cheated on me with my best friend i only found out 2 days ago we have broken up but he said he loves me and hes sorry do i forgive him? Only if you want too, but from the sounds of neither he nor your so-called friend deserve it. And under no circumstances should you take him back. This wasn't just random. These two planned it.

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Seriously, where has everyone gone? I have no idea, but I hope they hurry back.

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Put the word "tampon" into the subject of a Movie title. (ex: " The little tampon that could") The Fourty Year Old Tampon Super Tampons The Sixth Tampon Interveiw with the Tampon Queen of the Tampon Tampon Management And now the trilogy: Lord of the Tampon The Fellowship of the Tampon The Return of the Tampon

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I apparently missed quite a man in Blank Savage. Who really was he to you? I am trying to be careful not to offend anyone by this question. Blank Savage was the kind of guy you met once and was instantly smitten by. He was warm, funny, and wicked smart. I just wish I could have talked to him more.

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Do you think the user "The Troll" (of goodness) is a new user, or an old AB member using a brand new account? Don't care what he is. I like him.

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Are cucumbers particularly "good" for you, or are they a mediocre vegetable? Cucumbers are very good for you. Lots of water and vitemins in them.

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I'll bet your computer password is: ***** Am I right? Not even close.

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Would you cut your hands & make the cuts resemble the name of the person you really love? Never. This isn't love. This is obsession.

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Are all redheads rednecks too? I'm just curious and ignorant about the matter, please forgive me. No, silly. Redneck only applies to people who were raised and act a certain way. Redhead is just a hair color.

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What would you do if you found out your best friend used ecstasy? I'd kick her ass as I gave her a nice long lecture on how stupid she was being.

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Was the movie "Monster" any good? I liked it. Just be prepared for some kind of harry lesbian scenes between the kinds of lesbians you don't see in pornos.

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Excuse me if this offends you, I am asking quite seriously. How far up the family tree does a Racist person trace to discover what "race" they are? One branch before they realize they're not so "pure" any more.

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I like a guy who is 21. He is my older brother's gf's older brother. and i am 18. he likes me he wants to date me but he says i am too young. he likes me he wants me but what the hell is wrong with him? any advice? You mean other then you're too young for him? And there's too many connections that would not make this a good idea? He tried to let you down easy by telling you this. You need to realize he's not as into you as you think and let it go.

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Why does my cat eat my toenails? He seems to go almost "feral" as if eating raw meat.. it freaks me out a little. Perhaps he has some sort of defiency? Our dogs used to do this with the clippings off our horses hooves. It's something about they want the matterials in the nails to help their's grow better.

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My BFspent all wknd telling me how much he wants to see me but can't bc his Gma is in town. I saw him for 20 min but all we did was have sex. He said he's been busy all wknd but now just told me he's at a study group last minute. Am I missing something? What a load of BS. You're getting played, girl. If grandma comes to town and you two are into a relationship far enough to be doing the Sheet Salsa you should have been invited over at least once to meet her. As for the study group just all of a sudden popping back into his mind more BS. If he misses you that much he could have skipped it and spent some time with you. Time to dump ol'...

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Would you ever confront your troll? Or just ignore? The one that was beyound bad I most certainly did and now he's gone. Most I ignore.

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Damn it! Answer the question, I don't have too.

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If you saw lindsay lohan, britney spears, and paris hilton all at the same time, what would u say to the three of them? GO AWAY!

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My ceiling lights blow out the globes (literally to pieces), do the fittings need replacing (they are old) or does the wiring need replacing? I also have an outlet that does not work properly and a light switch that is stuck in the on position. You probelly need to have it all replaced. I don't think your old wiring is able to handle new appliances. It could even be brittle and the wires are breaking.

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What would you do if a zombie ninja clown with a jetpack were chasing you with bacon? I'd get a really big bat and smack him till he gives me the bacon.

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What is the worst name or combination of names that you have personally ever seen or known someone with the name(s)? Alvin Arlester was my great-grandfather. My brother went to school with a girl named Precious Love. And my momm was going to name him Kristian Lee.

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What members on AB would you most like to share a round with? Everyone. Slainte!

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Does your cat run to greet you at the door, like a dog? You know what's funny. She doesn't run to greet us, but she is always at the door. What makes it really weird is I park no where near our appartment and she can't see us till we come up the walk. Now my horse hears my car comingdown the road and stands at the top of her hill waiting till I park. Once I get out she comes running.

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I think my boyfriend is cheating on me, but I don't know how to confront him because I found out by snooping through his personal stuff. Should I come clean? From what I read of your post what you found was on his person at the time so I wouldn't call that snooping. What I would do is sit him down and tell him you've come across some things that are a little out of the oridinary and you would like to talk about them. Then lay it all out. If he tries to get pissy and make it your fault for "snooping" or that you're nuts...

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This question is for the ladies: If i guy cheated on you, would you in return cheat on him and puposely get pregnant? This hasn't happened, that i know of. He'd be out there door so fast there'd be no time for either. And what a lovely story to have to tell a child. "Well, I was cheated on by my boyfriend so I had a fling to concieve you to get back at him."

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Have you ever played "Beat the Bowl"? (finish before the flush) Only when my two year old helps mommy go potty. He loves the flusher.

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I am a working husband, my wife is looking after our 1 week old boy, she gets up at night to feed him so that I can rest, I feel quilty about this, what can I do? Congratulations, Darling! Welcome to fatherhood. Well, you could have her pump a bottle and on a few nights you could do the night duty. Especially on the weekends. And you could let her sleep in then too. Run some of her errands and give her some Mommy Alone Time too. That really helps out.

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Do you feel as though you deserve your "Expert" status in certain categories? Why or why not? Mine's murder and since I love forinsics and all of that legal stuff it does.

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Bacon and eggs is obvious...What else do you eat with your bacon? Anything I can.

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I have plenty of chicken and pork on the grill right now. All of AB is invited, but you have to bring some type of food or side dish to go with the BBQ. What will you bring? Corn on the cob and cheese cake.

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Here is a game: Answer this question by saying two nice things about the previous answer-er [person above you], and so on. Good choice of avatar. I love Spaceman Spiff. And nice name. I have family there.

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Boyfriend spent vacation with another woman (their kids are friends) and lied about keeping in touch. Found out that they have been getting together over the last month (says so kids can see each other). Lied about seeing her. Says he loves me. Cheating? I smell a rat. A big, dirty, lying, cheating rat. There maybe play dates, but the kids aren't the ones playing. At least not under their supervision. Time to cut this loser lose.

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Name 3 things that you've done to make your lovelife exciting and increase the passion? 1.Comunication 2.Comunication 3.Comunication

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What are your thoughts on Barack Obama refusing to wearing an American flag lapel pin? You have got to be kidding me? We're at war and the most note worthy news story is about Obama not wearing a silly pin? I'm way more worried about his possitions on the issues then on his choice of jewlery. This ranks right up there with the fit people threw over him not wanting to take his oath on the Bible.

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Our lovely sweetcakes has made sage today; who would like to join me in welcoming her upon reaching her sagedom? Congratulations to my freind Sweetcakes. Here's yopu robe of sagehood. Wear it with pride.

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Have you ever felt like everything in your life is crumbling down and theres nothing you can do about it? Yes, I have for nine months now. I lost the love of my life and nothings gone right sense.

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How did you first learn about Answerbag? I went to go to Yahoo Answers to find answers about greiving and hit the wrong link. I was so amazed by this place I never looked back. Some how I think Jay made me have a blonde moment so I would end up here and find you guys.

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We have neighbours who are our friends. Last week, they kicked their 15 year-old son out. The teen has been staying with me and my wife. I didn't mind at first, but yesterday the boy revealed that he was gay and he was attracted to me. What should I do? You need to sit him down and explain that while you're not angry with him or anything all you can be is a father figure to him. I have a feeling a part of his feelings are because you're being nice to him. If is dad is a nasty as you say he is I doubt he's even known what it's like to have a father so he's probely confussed about having nice feelings towards you.

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What do you think of a man that fathers a child, who currently lives a few houses down from him, refuses to be a father & doesn't acknowledge him apart from a nod? A man in need of an ass kicking.

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When Christians ask questions about Atheism, are they really looking for answers or for an opportunity to ridicule nonbelievers? Some of them are. Some are just looking for a chance to try and convert people to their side. And some are just honestly curious.

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Hey! How did you get in here? Through the bathroom window.

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Give me a one reason why world is such a wonderful place? (lets try to focus on positive side of world) Love.

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My mother is quite ill in hospital at the moment, would you all remember her in your prayers tonight for me? im really worried about her :( I'll do it right now. Sweet Mother of us all hear my words I pray that you will be with Mental Mum and her Mother So that they might get through this. Fates hear me call Please, weave your web So they not have to face sorrow. I have spoken May you heed me Let this have a good end. Blessed Be.

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Why can't some people tolerate trolls? Remember, they are people too! Because they do mean nasty things to people just for kicks.

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I want to comfort my sick friend without looking too emotional. What can I do? If you think it might be too hard on you a phone call would be just as good as going. That way if you cry the other person won't see it. If you do go and see them and you cry it's okay. Tears are okay. Never be afraid to cry. Just try and not discuss the illness. Keep the subjects light.

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When a police car is behind you on the road, what goes through your mind? Uh oh. I hope they aren't using the radar.

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What's so wrong with some baggers congratulating themselves here? All of us do some self-gratification, if you know what I mean. Nothing. If you look it's normally not the person being congratulated who posts. It usally a freind of their's or a family member. We post them because this is a community of people who really do care about one another. Because of this we want other's to share in the happiness. We also do it because we don't always have everyone on the freind's list e-mail and not...

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Are all long-time baggers as nice as Retroglide? I became a member only yesterday, and yet she's been very kind to me! Pretty much, The Troll. We're all here for one reason and that's to have fun and to share. We respect each other and we don't let an argument ruin a good thing. What happens on one thread is suppost stay on one thread. In fact I'm friends with a whole bunch of people who I don't always agree with. We strive to find common ground on something, anything just so we can get...

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Why are you so mad at me? Who's mad at you? I know I'm not. I fact I like you very much so far. See, I even sent you a friend invite.

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Rock on! Who would like to join me in congratulating Ed the Headbanger upon reaching maestro? Party on dude! This is just awesome. Congratualtions, Ed the Headbanger. Rock on, Baby.

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Is anyone around the same weight they were when they graduated high school? (Not fair to answer if you are under 21!) I weighted 93lbs. at graduation and after 15 years and two kids it swings between 100lbs and 106lbs.

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At one point in our relationship we had an open one and he started dating this one chick on myspace he lied to me and told me she was just a friendthen when we closed the relationship he said he had to let her down easy but with me he would leave me This is exactly why I say this is such a bad idea from the get go. You have your answer on just how commited he is to you and I say time to cut your loses because all he's going to do is try and get back at you for ruining his fun. Time to show him the door before he cheats on you again.

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Can you describe your feelings when someone you love dies? I know this too well. Imagine what it would feel like to have your heart ripped out, stomped on for awhile, shoved back in, and then restarted with a mighty slap.

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I got a female friend who is very expirecned and i told her i didnt really know how to give women head so she told me she could teach me, but i dont know if i should cause i got a gf but im doing for her, need help. Sorry, Dude, you have to leave it up to your girlfriend to teach you. If not you're cheating. Even if she's a virgine she's going to be able to give you directions on what to do once your down there. That friend of your's might be experianced, but she's only experianced in what she likes. That and she sounds like she has the morals of a dog and is just looking for an...

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Why can't i post a comment...Ive tried 4 times and it just says posting comment after I hit submit and waiting ...waiting ...still waiting waiting ..what gives? How long is it? The longer the more likely it is it will be eaten by the comment monster. Try saving it, clear it, type for nonsense charecters, and then edit it. That's what I do. Mines also going slow on the short ones too.

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WOW. I somehow managed to PB myself. Has this happened to anyone else or am I the first case? I was boxed once and stil have no idea what for. I sent an e-mail and I think it was actually a boo-boo.

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Have you ever been Thunderstruck? Yes, I have. And not always in a good way.

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How often do you visit the graves of your lost loved ones? He's with me all the time because his ashes are on top the TV and in a charm around my neck. He does have a grave site where we put some of his ashes, but there's no real grave there yet because his stones not ready.

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Do you feel loved? I'm a mommy and I have a memeory. Yes, I do.

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At what age do babies begin to talk? Between one year and two. Boys are slower then girls.

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If you had a 13 year old boy,and he got his 18 year old girlfriend pregnant, How would you react?What would you say to them?(let your imaginations fly,but be realistic lol) First, my 13 year old son wouldn't even be dating let alone an 18 year old. I would be pressing charges against her for anything and everything I could.

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Yeahwell has just made sage today. Who wants to join me in congratulating our favorite pumpkin on her achievement? Congratulations, Yeahwell. Welcome to the rank of Sage. Presents to follow.

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Do believe in premartial sex? Yes, but only in a commited relationship and only if both are adults.

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Sex? What do u have to say about it? I miss it.

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What would you do if a guy made you give him a blow job? See these teeth? I will use them so there's evidence he tried to assult me when I turn him into the police.

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Is it worth ur time if you stay with a guy in the army? They are gone most of the time and months at a time. Is it worth it? Only do it if you're in it for the long haul. If not cut him lose when he's back from deployment not while he's on one or about to be sent.

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What is your ethnic origin, or background? Irish with a little Scotch, English, and German.

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Do you come on here to make friends and have a good time. Or do you come around to insult others? (I am not trying to offend anyone....he knows who I'm talking about. ) Fun and freinds all the way, but that doesn't mean I won't do what needs to be done. I do so love a good debate.

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First when was the last time you donated Blood? Secondly if I were to ask nicely would you please make arrangements at your next earliest convenience? You do realize it could save a life, don't you? I would, but I'm so underweight and my veins are so bad they won't let me. Something about I might shrivel up and blow away.

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What are your thoughts on the Pentagon's goal of global military domination? http://www.newamericancentury.org/ That's so funny. Even if the Pentagone wanted to the American people wouldn't let them nor would the rest of the world. By the way don't ever trust an "org" unless it's got some good back-up. I'm sure this one actaully named it's sources and not just left them annouymous right?

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Should women be offended when men dress up as them for Halloween? Not any more then they should get pissed when wedress like them. It's all in fun.

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Have you ever eaten a banana in public in a very suggestive manner and made the person with you forget what they were going to say? Yes, and an icecream cone and a piece of pie.

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Would you join me in Congratulating our very own ' Kyogre-Stataen ' he is now a Guru on AB? I bow befor the greatness that is Guru Kyogre-Stataen. Way to go, man.

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In what ways are you like your father? Not a one except the smoking.

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In what ways are you like your mother? I smoke and am divourced. Only unlike her it's only once and not three times.

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How do you rate as a singer and as a dancer? (1 = worst, 10 = excellent) Singer -10 (can't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid) Dancer-10 (I bring it, Baby.)

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What are signs that you have a serious debt problem? When no matter what you do you get nowhere fast.

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I am not big on congrats but I feel a need to congratulate pattijo for being the finest, least judgemental, most warmhearted, kindest, and most special person at answerbag. Is she special, or what? You bet she is. The Bag wouldn't be the same without her. She was my first AB friend in fact. I don't know what I would have done without her those dark and horrid days. Congratulations for being a damn good example for us all, PattiJo. We love you! And, Cowboy, thanks to you too.

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Does anyone have any good horror or horror/comedy suggestions to show my high school ESL students on Halloween? I've got to get permit slips if it's rated 'R' and it cannot be anything too vile ... How about the Shinning, The Sixth Sense, Any Alfred Hitchcock, Old episodes of the Twilight Zone, The Secret Window, Little Nicky, The Simpson Holloween Specials, Darness Falls, or the original House on Haunted Hill?

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Do people make friends on these things? You bet you can. Just be yourself, be honest, and be friendly and the friends will just roll in.

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How can I be of assistance? Just keep being Mr. Awesome.

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Would you be willing to move to a distant country for someone you love? Yes, if his country said time to move we'd be moving.

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Do we really need to keep our minds "outta the gutter"? Boring. The gutters where all the funs at.

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