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what is the best thing you like about your yard ?
Because my milkshake brings all the boys to it...So, damn right, it's better than yours.
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Crumbs! Cool Calabrian crystals can characteristically ___________________
Come again?
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do u find the music of today is far from what it used to be ?
Yes!!! I agree
But I have to admit that I kinda like 'where have you been' by Rhianna.
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Do you think this will really happen?
Read the article?
http://salem-news.com/articles/may042012/catholic-changes-ka.php?utm_sou
They did (and will do) absolutely nothing.
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Holland's hotties humbly handle horrible _________________
Huh?
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Can a cat wag its tail if its asleep
Yes...When they dream about catnip.
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What do you look like when you're angry?
Grr!! .
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Will The Black Churches Put Obama Before The Bible?
Hahha, I do not know about things going that far, but lof churches' (in general) eyes have been opened up about Obama and his 'gay rights' opinions (Even though he his opinions were quite clear in 2008 regarding gay rights...but I guess some people didn't catch it)...I can tell you that much.
Though we do not the thoughts of all of the "black churches" (therefore, it is not good to peculate...
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WHO SELL ED Hardy, Gucci, Jordan, Nike, Christian Audigier,Affliction,Coogi,True Religion,Louis Vuitton,Prada,Coach,Chanel
Well, there's a Korean dude at the Shell gas station (up the street from my house) who sells those things...I just brought a (assistant) Coach bag from him for my wife. I could ask him to hook you up.
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If you are in the work force, are you an employer , or an employee?
Employee.
I like this question, it's simple. :D
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What would you do if you were in your house and without warning, there was a flashflood?
Grab my wife, pets, & some food/supplies/fishing rod & jump on my boat.
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How do girls put on condoms?
There are some girl condoms out there. I think they stick them up their nannys. but how do they get them to stay in place is my question.
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Have you ever gotten dressed in a hurry and put on clothes you thought were clean, then gotten to work or where ever and relized you smell?
I did that my high school & some of my college years.
But I rarely smelled bad, just not really fresh.
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What is the best high energy dance song?
I can't think of any right now. :(
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How often on AB does someone with whom you disagree become rude and insulting? Never, rarely or often?
Even if someone was rude to me on here, I don't remember.
I don't hold grudges, that and I know that because we are on the internet, so people will be a cowarded a$$hole.
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How many people have you taken their virginity?
2.
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How do you eat your cupcakes? Do you take off the top part and eat the base, and then devour the top (and most delicious) icing part? Or do you do something else?
Damn, your good. My wife made cupcakes 45 minutes ago. 0_o
But i don't remember how I ate it.
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If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for?
1.) Wish I had unlimited amount of wishes.
2.) Wish that the ppl I love (wife, family, pets, etc.) will never die unexpectedly & remain happy.
3.) I don't know, yet.
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What is the stupidest way you have ever ACCIDENTALLY hurt yourself?
Had sex in the slippery shower & I tried to hang on the shower pole but it broke & I fell back & broke my finger.
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What is the most disrespectful thing someone has said or done to you?
Some punk assed kids smeared dog crap on my mom's porch-door as a prank. I still don't know who did it.
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How many people actually use the little coin pocket in their jeans?
No..
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Call me weird but I think it's really cool that I can give out +5 points now since I worked hard to get that. Who wants me to share?
So? I can give out FOUR points!!!! :P
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My girlfriend is extremely stressed from finals and has been crying to me nonstop. I feel terrible because there is only so much I can do to help her. I want to buy her something for when she finishes her work? Any good ideas?
Women are different (sadly). So they like different stuff. Maybe candy?
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Who gives a better massage? A Masseur/Masseuse or your Partner/Spouse?
I have never been to a Masseuse, but I love my wife's massages..She's heavy handed and has long fingers. Mmmmmmmmmm, good lawd. *drools* :)
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When you walk along the street, do men turn their heads to look at you?
No, but I did have a gay UPS dude flirt w/ me. Damn, he did not like the words, "No thanks dude, I am not gay or bi, I am married." in the same sentence at all. :(
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Do you really hate me so?
No...Do I know you?
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I am back, who missed me?
No..do I know you?
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It's time to upgrade my phone, but I am curious as to why cell phone offers online seem so much better than what I can find locally. Is there a catch to these free cell phone offers?
I-PHONE!!!!
I don't have one (because my wife will break it up), but I want one!! *drools*
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Why is it that atheist are so widely despised, hated or ignored in America?
You reap what you sew?
Hahahhahaha, no seriously, I see what you are talking about...For instance:
The bestmen at my wedding was an atheist and respected the fact that it was a traditional christian wedding. He had NO problem w/ it nor the people around him (christian/catholics), but some had a HUGE problem w/ him.
As soon as my mom in law (a pentacostal beiever) found out that night,...
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Why do men hit women?
Because we're ass-holes.
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Do you believe in spanking your children? Not like beating them or anything, but the occassional butt spanking?
Hell yes, I believe in whipping, ass whippings, spankings, & what-ever else.
If my child was to step-out of line, especially being dis-repectful..I'm kicking ass w/ full throttle. who cares if people will call it "Abuse". If it was good enough for me, it's good enough for all kids.
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Is there one person you always know will come through for you?
My wife. My Parents. My God. No matter how big of a screw up I am at times, they'll always have my back.
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Why do some black people say "arks" instead of "ask"?
Other races say 'ark' I'm sure.
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Is it bias to say that black people are better at sports then whites?
If you say SOME blacks are better than sports than whites, it should be fine because my little cousin-in-law is bad at sports. He's a science kind of guy.
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Are Asian people generally stereotyped to be less better-looking than white people? And if so, are they?
I don't know...I have never heard of this, but I think asian look better than most white people I've seen &, hell, I'm white.
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Can you be "open-minded", yet still have strong, personal beliefs?
I am stronger in my beliefs than I am open-minded on somethings.
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My boyfriend has never been a phone person. We see each other about 2-3 times a week and on the days we don't see each other he will only text me once just to say "hi" (usually after I text him), no phone call, that's it. Drives me nuts. Is that odd?
Hell no..
That's absolutely normal for wierd people. My wife is like this. She HATES talking on the phone (so she doesn't), she'd rather e-mail. HOWEVER, she doesn't e-mail everyday (More like 2 times every 5 days). She'd rather talk face-to-face. Maybe he's like that, too.
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Who here on AB never fails to put a smile on your face?
MATTress_Boy, Break_Me_Off_A_Piece_Of_That_MATTitude, & Lights_Camera_MATTction
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Have you ever met someone who is, as the song goes, too beautiful for the human eye? Who is s/he?
My wife.
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What is "The Rule" that every guest needs to observe if invited inside your home?
1.) Take you shoes off.
3.) Clean after your-self.
2.) RESPECT MUH AUTHORITAH...& house!!!!
Other than that..people can put there feet couch, I don't care.
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Am I the only one who thinks Daylight Savings Time is pointless? Why not just have it year round so we don't have to readjust twice a year?
HELL YES!! I don't understand it!!
In 365 more days..we will be at the EXACT same time!
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If you are in public with your partner and you catch them looking at an attractive member of the opposite sex(or same sex, for gay couples)would it bother you?
Hell yeah, it'll bother the hell outta me. So much so, I just might jump in the car & leave her there.................................Then go back to get her a few minutes later, of course.
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Do you have a fetish?
Biting.
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Do you have a fetish?
Yeah.
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Has somebody ever bitten you?
HELL YEAH!!
Goods times..good times ^_^
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Do you get severely depressed?
No. Anger replaces depression.
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What's your favorite pokemon?
Mew Two & Jinxz.
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Do you do anything specific when you're depressed or upset? I tend to eat a lot.
I have never been depressed.
But when I'm pissed I usually walk, sit alone, or punch the wall.
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Could you remain celibate for a year?
No...I'll doubt that my wife will let me. :D
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Do you find that everyones personality somehow reflects there Avatar?
No...
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What foods are easy to digest?
Mashed Potatoes!!!...And baby foods. :P
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Who's the hottest girl in the world?
MY WIFE!!!
I REALLY love the way she doesn't have to wear ( & don't wear) make-up, hair-dyes, & tight clothes to make her look good & have confidence.
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What is your current background noise?
My wife mixingg cake batter w/ the electric mixer & blowing bubbles.
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How do you define a "Good Time"?
Good Times.
Any time you meet a payment. - Good Times.
Any time you need a friend. - Good Times.
Any time you’re out from under.
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled.
Keepin’ your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.
Just lookin' out of the window.
Watchin' the asphalt grow.
Thinkin' how it all looks hand-me-down.
Good Times, yeah, yeah Good...
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Which Answerbagger do you think you know the best?
MATTress_Boy & Break_Me_Off_A_Piece_Of_That_MATTitude.
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What shows do you admit to watching that are UNDER your age (I.E. Rated G, Y, PG, etc)?
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!!!!!
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Is there a movie that you had watched more than 4 times?
Mostly any movies that is animated.
Scary Movie 3.
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Who wants to join me in thanking my best mate for standing by me through all the hard times, the depression and anxiety, even when I haven't taken my pills and have behaved like a d***head ?, Thanks Duane, you mean the world to me :-)
Um..okay..
TY Duane for helping Rince, yet not me.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Why do some men prefer blondes over brunettes?
Brunettes..
I always have (& will) dislike Blond hair.
TOO many people tries to wear it & it is a BIG cliche now.
I know that MANY blondes claim "I'm not dumb"...Riiiiiiiiiiight ;).
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What was the best story you have ever written about?
A story about a 600 year old house who killed any one who moved in it.
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Do you treat dogs like people and/or vice versa?
HAhahahha..
I LOVE my dog, so I treat them BETTER than humans.
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Do you learn more from winning or loosing?
Losing..You learn how NOT to be a loser any more.
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We found three stray kittens, we guess around 8-10 weeks old, completely feral and don't have the money to take them to the vet but wanted to get them out of the cold. Snotty, sneezy, goopy eyes...just look sick. Is there anything I can do for them?
Take them to the Vet.
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"Do you think if either Johnny Depp or Disney disliked my use of the "Jack" persona they could shut me down?"
Hellz Yes, dude!! Sooner than Yesterday!!
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Anybody ever been to my second home....Studio 54 in NYC?
My mother was a Disco QUEEN back in the day, & she LOVED Studio 54. She even traveled there when she was 7 months preggers w/ me...So sad :(
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What's something that you will never grow out of or be too old for?
Sex, cartoons!!, food, sex, sex, cartoons!!, picking at people, sex, cartoons!!, food, sex, & food. OOH!!, did I mention sex & cartoons? 0_o
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It's Friday night! What are we doing on the internet instead of going out?
It's rainy & nippy here in 'Lobster Land'. But my wife & I did check out a Steak & Seafood resturant earlier. I'm stuffed like hell. :(
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It's Friday night! What are we doing on the internet instead of going out?
It's rainy & nippy here in 'Lobster Land'. But my wife & I did check out a Steak & Seafood resturant earlier. I'm stuffed like hell. :(
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Is it gay for a guy to hug another guy?
You know what's REALLY funny..The MANY definitions we have for 'Gay'. First it meant 'happy', then 'homosexual', & now 'feminine'...
To me, hugging another guy itn't gay, just uncomfortable, except at funerals (& maybe a wedding).
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Why do white supremacists hate Jews? What is the basis of their hatred?
I don't know. They hate everyone that isn't "pure". But Jews? Man that's twisted..even for me.
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Why do white supremacists hate Jews? What is the basis of their hatred?
I don't know. They hate everyone that isn't "pure". But Jews? Man that's twisted..even for me.
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What is your ethnic origin, or background?
Kozijian Alien/ Taco-Bueno Dog
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What is your favorite candle scent?
Taco Bell!!!...If it WAS a candle smell.
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What is your favorite candle scent?
Taco Bell!!!...If it WAS a candle smell.
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What is your favorite candle scent?
Taco Bell!!!...If it WAS a candle smell.
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What is your favorite candle scent?
Taco Bell!!!...If it WAS a candle smell.
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Which of your personality traits do you hope to not pass on to your children?
Stubborn & Cheap
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Who do you think has the most beautiful eye's you've ever seen?
My wife's Mahogany almond eyes
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Why have they not found Osama Bin Laden?
Because Forensic Scientists are dumb-asses
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Describe your job in one word?
HA!
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If a star = 2hearts, and 2 stars = 1 star, then 1 star = ? (a) 1 star (b) 1 star & 1 heart (c) 2 hearts (d) 4 hearts
2 hearts!
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Is that thing loaded?
ALWAYS!!
But don't be confused by it appearance..It's my wife's gun.
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For married ABers: did you gain or lose weight after being married for one year?
I haven't been married for a FULL year, yet..But I guess I have gained. :)
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Do you think that the Jewish people, myself included, are evil?
Naw, The only evil jewish ass-wipe I know is my neighbor.
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What is the sexiest American accent?
GHETTO!!
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How do you want your Chili's Baby Back-Ribs?
W/ BBQ SAUCE!!!
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Do you classify yourself as a woman, lady, child, or girl? Man, boy, child?
Dat Adorable Whyte Guy..or..
Dat Crunk Whyte Dude:)
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Do you classify yourself as a woman, lady, child, or girl? Man, boy, child?
Dat Adorable Whyte Guy..or..
Dat Crunk Whyte Dude:)
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If you could be a Poke'mon, Which one would you be?
MEW-TWO!!!
He's awesome!!
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If you could be a Poke'mon, Which one would you be?
MEW-TWO!!!
He's awesome!!
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If I gave you 5,000 dollars in cash, how would you feel?
I would run away. Having money I don't need depresses me.
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If I gave you 5,000 dollars in cash, how would you feel?
I would run away. Having money I don't need depresses me.
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Why do most women (& even some men) feel the need to wear make-up?
I'm just glad my wife is beautiful enough not to wear it.
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Why do most women (& even some men) feel the need to wear make-up?
I'm just glad my wife is beautiful enough not to wear it.
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Is knowledge power?
Hell no..Applying it is.
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Would you be flattered or uncomfortable if someone of the same sex had a crush on you?
Other guys have asked me out. I feel baffled, amused, & flatted.
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Do black honeys dig white boys
Hahaha. Some, yeah. My wife "digs" me.
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What are the pros and cons of being in an interracial relationship?
For me: The "Pros" are just ike any other relationship..if not better depending on the person you love.
For Me: The Cons were people staring & then refusing to reply to my greeting to them. But that was primarily in Texas when my wife & I went to visit my uncle last summer. I know I was just as wrong for cussing & being rude back, but it pisses me off.
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I have a friend who cringes at blacks and whites dating, but he's seeing a hispanic woman. Why is it that there's so much uproar with blacks and whites dating, but not near as much with whites and other races?
Because most whites were against blacks in the slavery & civil rights years.
And to see a 2 races that were, how can I put this, "at war w/ each other" is quite shocking to stupid people...primarly in the south.
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I have a friend who cringes at blacks and whites dating, but he's seeing a hispanic woman. Why is it that there's so much uproar with blacks and whites dating, but not near as much with whites and other races?
Because most whites were against blacks in the slavery & civil rights years.
And to see a 2 races that were, how can I put this, "at war w/ each other" is quite shocking to stupid people...primarly in the south.
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Have you ever dating outside your race? What race was you and the partner?
I am white dude & my wife is black.
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If you could make a Scent for a Candle what would it be?
Hmm...It's SO hard to choose between TacoBell, Pilsbury's Honey Bisuits, & Chicken-Fried Steak w/ mashed potatoes.
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At what age did you have your first crush?
In Pre-k age 4..This girl named Diane...Her panties were showing...OH!! That was my teacher!
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If you had a monster in your closet what would you say to it?
"Dad, what are you doing in my closet?"
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If you had a monster in your closet what would you say to it?
"Dad, what are you doing in my closet?"
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Who is your favorite dog?
Sam the ugly dog
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Do you think this is funny? http://youtube.com/watch?v=c84RpUXcPZk
Haha..
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Do you like me better as a cute kitty or a rampaging dinosaur or if neither then what was your favorite Avatar that I have used over the course of time?
Dinosaur...AB have WAY too many pussy @$$ cats..
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Who is your favorite cat?
My wife's cat.
Hahahha
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What is your favorite Saturnight Live skit of all times?
TV Fun-House.
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How desperate are you for a date or love of your life?
Not very
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What god do you worship and why?
Jesus' daddy.
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If 'Love' made a sound, What would it be?
The rushing sound of a roller coaster or a race-track.
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What time were you born?
The 20th century right before the Leg-Warmers/Blue-eye shadow/ & Valley-Girl era.
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Why isn't catfood made with mice meat?
DUDE!! I KNOW!! Wierd huh?
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So, how many people think some of the women in answerbag ar creepy looking?
Hahahah! You really haven't seen any creepy LOOKING women, but I really do not care.
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In celebration of my 21st Birthday, what is a drink that you recommend I should try while I'm out at the bar tonight?
Water, Juice, or Milk
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Do you prefer long or short hair on your significant other?
Just yesterday my wife designed her hair into a curly/short cutted style w/ swoop (looking) bangs & it's sexy as hell on her.
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Am i the only one afraid to eat beef right now?
What do you think I ate for lunch?
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What was your hairstyle 10 years ago?
It was red/green/blue/black/yellow/etc. & MUCH messier & out of control.
And now it's the color I was born w/.
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Do you think child molesters deserve the death penalty?
No, I do not believe in the death penalty...but 55 years of brutal reinactments of Saw 2 on them would be SWEET!!
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Any ideas how to make people cry?
Kick them SQUARE in the nuts!
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Who'd win in a fight: Chester's Hot Cheetos or Andy Cap's Hot Fries?
Hot Fries!!
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Do you have family members/ personal-friends/love-ones on AB?
I do.
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Do you have family members/ personal-friends/love-ones on AB?
I do.
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Is Brian Warner sorry he lost that MAJOR HOTTIE Dita Von Teese?
She isn't a TOTAL HOTTIE to me...I do not know what she looks like in personal.
I do not know, nor care about Marilyn Manson, his life, who was in it, & who changed..
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My sister got a new laptop with Vista on it. None of her games will play on it and she can't even find any new ones that will play on it. What can she do about it?
Did you have the ticket from where you brought it?
Dude, Vista sucks!
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Have you ever tasted your pet's food?
Well, what do you think I am eating now?!
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What is the most entertaining way you have ever gotten rid of a salesperson or telemarketer?
When they call I say, "Oh, YES, I would LOVE to buy it..Just hold for a moment." Then go fix me a sandwich, take a piss, or do whatever I want!
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What is a song you sing along to by yourself(possibly even loudly), but would not even admit to knowing about around other people?
I have no shame in what I sing..
because..
'I'm a barbie girl..In the barbie world..Made of plastic..It's fantastic!'
WHOO.
3 POINTS!
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When is the last time you wore a hat?
TODAY!!
I wore my favorite red Charlie Brown vintage hat!!
I love my hat :)
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Can I have some bus fare?
Please? :D
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What is the scariest thing that you know?
I'd say the human mind.
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Have you or someone you know been on a commercial/cartoon/etc.?
I did little something-something when I was 10.
My sister was on 2 toy commercials YEARS ago. It was a 'Skip-It' & 'Doodle-Bear' commercial...I think.
And my old teacher was on a lottery commercial, (no he didn't win anything).
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This is kind of odd, but I think my girlfriend is raping me in a way. Help!?
Let her!!
3 POINTS!
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Can I get a "Hallelujah"?
Hallelujah!!
Praise God!!
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What is the abbreviation of toad
UGH!
heheh
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What is the abbreviation of toad
UGH!
heheh
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I'm sad. How do I get happy again?
When I give you 3 POINTS!
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
Ow, that hurts.
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If you where going to give your lover something, what would you give them?
I'd give mine a dozen venus fly traps, a shrimp/sea food dinner, & sex (of course).
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Do you think god likes to watch us kill/mangle/destroy each other or do you think he enjoys watching us do such, sort of like a reality tv show?
I doubt it...I don;t he likes to see his creations ate foolish, envious, vengeful, etc.
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What is the best way to freeze a frosted wedding cake
I put mine in a vacuum-pack freezer bag.
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How do you like them apples?
Very much!
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Do you believe fat meat's greasy?0_o
yes
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Do you have good manners?
Yes & No.
Yes, In public (sometimes).
Not really, at home.
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What is your definition of hot?
Anything that burns me.
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Have you ever been face to face with a wild animal? If so, how did you react?
Yeah..When I was 12, I was TERRIFIED when I had to face my neighbor's 200 lb+ 15 year old kid.
HEhe
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"What you gon' do with all that junk..All that junk inside that trunk?"
I gonna get, get you drunk..Get you love drunk off my humps..My humps..
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Could you please name who you think are the top 12 AB'ers, not by points, only by those you enjoy the most?
I will just pick the people that's kewl & do not take me serious:
1=Babycakes
2=asweetguy...something-something
3=sweetcakes
4=The King Of Awesomeness & soon america
5=Gtravels
6=Lippy Cow
7=Redneck Biker
8=Baby Rottweiler
9=SABOTEUR
10=American Idle
11=buxtonite
It your name wasn't in list, it's either too long/hard to remember, you are a hater, I am...
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I shop at Wal-Mart. I hate their corporate practices, the way they treat people, even the people working there. But sometimes it's all I can afford. Your thoughts?
I agree w/ you a tad.
Wal-Mart is getting pricy in some areas....My brother gives my a hook-up w/ the prices because he knows darn well I am NOT willing to pay full price at Wal-Mart.
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How do you cope after a sexual abuse?
I don't know..I have never been abused so I would hate to sound professional & certain on a toughy topic such as this.
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I won a trip for two to Hawaii. If I take you, would you trust me to share the Hotel Room with me?
Hell No!
I have deep trusting-issues w/ any & every one.
I would even share one w/ a distant cousin, less known to a stranger.
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If I were extremely interested in you and just expressed my feelings for you, what would you say to me to let me down easy and not break my heart? (Have fun with this one, but remember... be gentle! :P)
Well, It's too bad you feel that way because:
A.) My wife studied kick-boxing for a few years, she has a MEAN left-hook, we have over 17 knives in the house, & she is from Kentucky.o_0
B.) And I am the WRONG guy for you..believe me.
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What former ABer do you miss the most?
I forgot their names.
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You're standing outside on your lunch break when you see a woman who is very visibly upset (crying). Sometimes she even lets out a loud cuss word, but it doesn't seem like Tourrette's (SP?) Syndrome- just that she's very upset. What would you do?
Either:
a.) Walk away
Or
b.) Have a 'crazy' contest w/ her.
Either way is kewl w/ me.
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You're standing outside on your lunch break when you see a woman who is very visibly upset (crying). Sometimes she even lets out a loud cuss word, but it doesn't seem like Tourrette's (SP?) Syndrome- just that she's very upset. What would you do?
Either:
a.) Walk away
Or
b.) Have a 'crazy' contest w/ her.
Either way is kewl w/ me.
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You're standing outside on your lunch break when you see a woman who is very visibly upset (crying). Sometimes she even lets out a loud cuss word, but it doesn't seem like Tourrette's (SP?) Syndrome- just that she's very upset. What would you do?
Either:
a.) Walk away
Or
b.) Have a 'crazy' contest w/ her.
Either way is kewl w/ me.
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What do people just assume when they look at you?
That I'm normal. And besides that..I do not know.
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Would you like me to pray for you?
Oh yes, I need all the prayer I can get..
I am Matt.
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So, what are you going as for Halloween '07?
I'm not a big fan of the "holiday", but I like dressing up for it..i might go as a 'Hobo-Pimp', 'Pirate-Gigalo', or as a 'Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Caveman'.
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What animal do you wish you could fist-fight?
I'd pick a Kimodo Dragon or monkey.
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You see me everyday in your house, yet you can never shake my hand What am I?
A clock!!
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If I was to give you 37 dollars, what would you do w/ it?
I would shop at a cheap store for candy & little nick-nacks kids/teens like & sell it while placing 1/2 of my profits in a bank account...And keep doing that until I make 4,000 dollars+. Then buy a small little business & do the same as I did w/ the candy business.
Then w/ enough money I will by natural herbs so that my wife can put them together & make her natural remedies....
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What is the most repetitive song lyric that you just can't help singing along with? (over and over and over.... LOL)
"I just can't look, it's killing me & taking control. Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
" - The Killers, 'Mr. Brightside'
and
"Here's a riddles for you. Find the answer. There's a reason for the world..You & I..." - 5 for Fighting, 'The Riddle'
And
"This is the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on & on my...
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Why do you believe in your religion?
Because:
A.) If I didn't it would be called my religion.
B.) It's Right.
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What is your favorite show?
Basketball, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, but I haven't REALLY watched T.V in a long time.
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Is there anyone on AB you don't trust? (you don't have to name names, I'm just curious yes or no and maybe why)
Absolutely.
I don't even trust most of the people I know personally less known people on a web-site.
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Have you seen a good movie lately. Either new release or theatre movie?
Monster's Inc. & Hercules w/ my wife...
I liked them.
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Are you fun?
Loads!
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If you could create a perfume/cologne in ANY scent, What would it be? I'd make Pizza Hut & Krespy Kreme scented cologne.
Oh, & ladies..I haven't forgotten about you. Tired of smelling Power Fresh? Try the scent of Smothered Pork-Chop w/ gravy in your Tampon, Pads, Body Spray, or Douches...
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Besides a sexual activity...What's your favorite word that starts w/ the letter 'M'?
Mustard.
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What kind of kid were you growing up? (I.E. a cry-baby, a bully, the all-american kid, a nerd, popular, etc). What kind of kid did you wish you were?
I was that hyper-active kid that NEVER fell asleep at nap time.
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Have you ever had a pickle that was soaked in cherry Kool Aid? If so, how was it?
YES!! It's called a Kool-Aid Pickle!! I love them!! I like Blue-Berry Pickles.
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Have you ever had a pickle that was soaked in cherry Kool Aid? If so, how was it?
YES!! It's called a Kool-Aid Pickle!! I love them!! I like Blue-Berry Pickles.
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I'm hungry. What should I eat? Cheese, granola bar, pickle, or yogurt?
How about a cheesy pickled Granola bar w/ Yogurt flavoring?
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If you were dating someone for 2 years and they had an accident and became confined to a wheelchair, would you stay with them or split?
Hell Yeah, I'll stay w/ my wife if she was in a wheel chair!
Hell, she'll still be a freak, so?
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What was the name of the person who gave you your first kiss?
What kind of kiss?
A loving motherly kiss: My mom, Belle.
A sweet peck kiss: Alexis.
A nasty dirrty kiss: Ka'Liza (something like that)<_<.
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What cartoon character would you choose to be you baby's momma or baby daddy?
I'd pick Serenity from 'Yugioh'..She reminds me of my wife.
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If you were a stripper, what would be your theme song?
I'd dance to the theme of 'Pokemon: Johto Leagues'.
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Would you rather have a big wedding or a small intimate one?
I had a small-to-middle sized wedding.
We had 35 guests total.
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Does the scratching of a chalk board with finger nails give you the creeps?
No..i actually like the sound. It's the sound of music.
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What is your opinion on what's going on with the "Jena Six" in LA? (http://www.pursuingholiness.com/2007/06/07/the-jena-6-since-when-do-teenage-boys-watch-lonesome-dove/)
Though my niece is in the NAACP Student Counsil & she told me that the group is going to Louisiana to protest due to the court's decision & such....I do not know the WHOLE story of Jena 6..so I am restaining from an opinion for a while.
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What is your opinion on what's going on with the "Jena Six" in LA? (http://www.pursuingholiness.com/2007/06/07/the-jena-6-since-when-do-teenage-boys-watch-lonesome-dove/)
Though my niece is in the NAACP Student Counsil & she told me that the group is going to Louisiana to protest due to the court's decision & such....I do not know the WHOLE story of Jena 6..so I am restaining from an opinion for a while.
Answer to:
What is your opinion on what's going on with the "Jena Six" in LA? (http://www.pursuingholiness.com/2007/06/07/the-jena-6-since-when-do-teenage-boys-watch-lonesome-dove/)
Though my niece is in the NAACP Student Counsil & she told me that the group is going to Louisiana to protest due to the court's decision & such....I do not know the WHOLE story of Jena 6..so I am restaining from an opinion for a while.
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Why are all the prices going up at fast food places?
DUDE I KNOW!!
I have notice this crap too. Like I went to McDonald's & they added 3 cents on the tax...WTF!!?
The only reason why (to my guess) is that the price of living is getting higher.
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Why are all the prices going up at fast food places?
DUDE I KNOW!!
I have notice this crap too. Like I went to McDonald's & they added 3 cents on the tax...WTF!!?
The only reason why (to my guess) is that the price of living is getting higher.
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Is it really hard out here for a pimp?
Hahahahaha..
I LOVE THIS QUESTION!! 2 POINTS!!
Because it's hard to try to dodge the police while having your street employees making your money & telling their clients your name & rep.
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I've never had a boyfriend or been kissed & I'm 15. I have dreams about having my first kiss or dating a guy - no particular guy in my dreams - and about being held - Sounds corny but how yo one when you're fat & ugly? (Seriously) Kissless till 30?
So?....Kissing leads to babies any way.
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Besides a curse word..What is your favorite word that starts w/ the letter 'B'?
Belle..my mom's name.
Hey! where are my points?
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Besides a curse word..What is your favorite word that starts w/ the letter 'B'?
Belle..my mom's name.
Hey! where are my points?
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Can someone give me 2 points? haha i need it to reach level 4!! :)
2 POINTS!!
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What do you envy, if anything, about the opposite sex?
Hells yes..
Females have better chances of dodging a parking or speeding ticket.
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Is the Blair Witch Project movie a true story, because I went on it's official website and I read that it was based on the true story of a woman. To anyone who has seen it, is it a good movie, or its it just too scary?
It movie was a piece of sh!t...I watched that whole movie while laughing at it's lame-ness..All the movie show is kids running around in the woods while searching for "Blair Witches", 1 dude throws the map away so try get "lost", & one other dude goes missing...At the end, they find a beat-up house & they claim they see a dead body..but the camare doesn't...
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What's your favorite "ghost town"?
Silent Hill, Penn.
I love the movie too.
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Is "Because they can" really an answer or more like a statement of fact?
It's a factual statement..
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Have you ever stalked anyone on AB?
Hell no..No one is worth me getting jail time or my wife hating me.
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It you had to name your child after a food, what would you choose?
Doritos or Pomergranite.
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What's the longest you've went without sex?(while in a relationship)
2 1/2 years..When I was going out w/ my (now) wife. She was a virgin & I didn't want to push her out of her self moral & religious belief...that & I did not want to burn in hell. To be honest, we still had fun w/o the sex..but it was more of a spritual innocent type thing.
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Oh my gosh!! it's a.....(the first thing you see)!
My wife finishing 1/2 bag of cheese flavored Munchies in a green Clovers bra-like thingy looking at 'Happy Feet'..Damn, she's hot..Excuse me *leaves the computer*.
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Do guys want sex less when they get older?
Some guys are different...But I can say, we were/are ALOT more sexually active as teens.
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Why do people take medication to cure one thing and then it causes more side effects or more harm than good?
Peoples be are willing to take the risk & do ANYTHING to get them out of their ailment.
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Do teachers ever cheat so that their students seem smarter - and that they are doing a better job than they actually are? How common is this?
HELL YEAH!!
Matter of fact, my niece is GLOATING about how her last year teachers told her the anwsers of the state exam.
I am not saying all of them do this...only the money & fame-hungry ones that did not teach the kids thruogh out the school year & w/ a class that contain a majority of dumb or mis-taught students.
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GUYS Would you mind it too much if i flirted with you ? just a little.
No, if it is in the form of 2 points.
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Why do atheists target Christianity seemingly above all other religions?
They do?
Well maybe because Christianity is the most popluar religion above all else, & they just want to mess w/ the big dogs.
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Why do atheists target Christianity seemingly above all other religions?
They do?
Well maybe because Christianity is the most popluar religion above all else, & they just want to mess w/ the big dogs.
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What did you eat for breakfast yeasterday?
My Wife.
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Are you over educated?
Depends on what subject(s)?
Common Sense.
Social Sciences.
Relationships.
Electronic/Computer Softwares & Studies.
Child/Animal/House/Garden Care.
Scientific/Mathematical Pactices.
Sexual.
Nutrition/Diet/Health.
Biblical.
Earthly/Biotanical.
Etc.
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When someone bumps into you, do you say "I'm sorry"?
Yes I do say 'I Am Sorry' as in..."I am Sorry, do you want a @ss whipping?"
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What type of question(the topic of it) makes you want to answer it?
Crazy
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When you think of when you think of Portland, Oregon?
Owls, woods, & bears
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When you think of when you think of Portland, Oregon?
Owls, woods, & bears
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Where is the most exotic place you have been to?
My wife's vagina.
Haha, no seriously...El Savador.
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Do evil dogs go to heaven?
Yes.
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What are better? wolves or foxes?
Wolfes (I know..it's spelled 'Wolves').
Wolfes only need one sex partner through out their whole lives & they are more meaningful & powerful then punk @ss foxes.
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What are better? wolves or foxes?
Wolfes (I know..it's spelled 'Wolves').
Wolfes onlt need one sex partner through out their either lives & they are more meaningful & powerful then punk @ss foxes.
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"We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones". Stephen King: Agree or Disagree? (Add your own reasoning and insight please!)
Well, my insight is..Stephen King is a Paranoid Schizophrenic Crack-Headed Test-tube baby! What the hell kind of question IS that? I rest my case.
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"We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones". Stephen King: Agree or Disagree? (Add your own reasoning and insight please!)
Well, my insight is..Stephen King is a Paranoid Schizophrenic Crack-Headed Test-tube baby! What the hell kind of question IS that? I rest my case.
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Would you like to be a penis?
No, because I am already a dick. Hahaha
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What makes you cry?
If my wife was to put off sex for more than 3 weeks. That & if she dies..then I will never get any, any more.
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Describe the changes that in an object's poential nergy when it is rhrown upward reaches a maximum height and then returns t the position fom which it was thrown?
It's gravity! What goes up, must come down!
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What would YOUR response be to someone who says 'If Hilary Clinton is elected President - I'm moving to Canada"?
TAKE ME W/ YOU!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!
*crys*
*drops to knees*
WHY GOD WHY!!?
*crys up out tear ducts*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*continue to cry*
*rips shirt off*
TAKE ME NOW LORD!!!
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What would YOUR response be to someone who says 'If Hilary Clinton is elected President - I'm moving to Canada"?
TAKE ME W/ YOU!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!
*crys*
*drops to knees*
WHY GOD WHY!!?
*crys up out tear ducts*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*continue to cry*
*rips shirt off*
TAKE ME NOW LORD!!!
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Who would win this fight noddy or big ears?
Noddy...
Are you talking about that little toy-mushroom looking boy. If so, he would when for sure, something tells me that a great wrath is behind that sweet innocent boy put-on & will kick the magic out of Big Ear's ass.
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Who would win in a fight.. Mario or Sonic? Feel free to judge by what moves they have in tv shows, games ect..
Sonic all the way..
Because he is my favorite color.
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Who would win in a fight.. Mario or Sonic? Feel free to judge by what moves they have in tv shows, games ect..
Sonic all the way..
Because he is my favorite color.
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Last night I dreamt that I was in the backyard of my childhood home and the tallest telephone pole you ever saw fell right next to me. I was unhurt.What is the meaning of this dream?
The dream is concerning you & either your present or past life w/ the idea of home or another place the is comfortable to you. The tall pole meant that you are/were feeling over whelmed or strong about something, but since it fell on you, it meant that you are either lossing that feeling, is about to, or already have. And since you were unharmed when the pole fell on you, that meant the you...
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Do you believe the theory that the way a girl has grown up and treated her dad will transfer over to her husband when she gets married?
Hell No..My wife's dad was never around. He only married her mom to remain in the USA then abandon her mom when she was 3 months pregnant. To be honest, I am GLAD my wife wasn't around a jack ass like that..she is TOO kind hearted for that kind of environment at home.
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Do you believe the theory that the way a girl has grown up and treated her dad will transfer over to her husband when she gets married?
Hell No..My wife's dad was never around. He only married her mom to remain in the USA then abandon her mom when she was 3 months pregnant. To be honest, I am GLAD my wife wasn't around a jack ass like that..she is TOO kind hearted for that kind of environment at home.
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What funny movies do 13 year olds like?
All of the 'Scary Movies'
Epic Movie
Date Movie
Norbit
The Simpsons Movie
Answer to:
What funny movies do 13 year olds like?
All of the 'Scary Movies'
Epic Movie
Date Movie
Norbit
The Simpsons Movie
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If I said "Bleach" would you know what I was talking about?
The anime on Adult Swim..I LOVE that show.
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Does cursing at jewelry raise it's value significantly?
Only the person that is going to pay it from you hears it..Hahahahahha.
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If a woman was a 32A, does that automatically dock points off of her attractiveness?
No. When I was dating, I dated a girl was SO small 32a would have probably been too big for her.
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When would you believe the "I'm too tired" excuse?
Yeah,.My wife works over time (so that is 10+ hours a day) on weekdays. She works hard (For what? I do not know)...God Bless her soul.
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Do you wish that answerbag was more secret?
No...Why?
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What is apostolic penecostal
I agree with atreadia,
Also.... the ladies do not wear pants/short skirts/ shorts/ jewelry (except rings & watches)/ nail polish/ & make-up, can not undergo plastic surgery, can not expose their backs & stomachs, can not cut their hair off, etc.
the men have to tuck their shirts in, keep their hair cut, etc.
My sister is pentecostal
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What is apostolic penecostal
I agree with atreadia,
Also.... the ladies do not wear pants/short skirts/ shorts/ jewelry (except rings & watches)/ nail polish/ & make-up, can not undergo plastic surgery, can not expose their backs & stomachs, can not cut their hair off, etc.
the men have to tuck their shirts in, keep their hair cut, etc.
My sister is pentecostal
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What is apostolic penecostal
I agree with atreadia,
Also.... the ladies do not wear pants/short skirts/ shorts/ jewelry (except rings & watches)/ nail polish/ & make-up, can not undergo plastic surgery, can not expose their backs & stomachs, can not cut their hair off, etc.
the men have to tuck their shirts in, keep their hair cut, etc.
My sister is pentecostal
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When you buy clothes or get dressed in the morning, do you focus on function or fashion?
I look for cheap price, good comfort, duribility, THEN personal fashion style
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Did the expression "Holy Cow!" originate from India?
I think so....Hahahaha
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Ned flanders' house is up for sale. I'm thinking of putting in an offer. What do you reckon?
Ask yourself, "Do you REALLY want Homer & Bart the be your neighbors?"
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What is the cheapest way to download ringtones to my Sprint cell phone?
Download it yourself..
Hahahhaaha, that was funny.
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Is Elaine Benis from Seinfeld sexy?
Hell no...she looks like a greasy gutter cat
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Two singers who would or would have made a great duet?
Blu Cantrul & Stevie Wonder
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Have you ever seen a stranger with their zipper down, dress tucked in there nylons, more showing than intended or other embarressing sights? Do you tell them, or just let them keep showing the world?
I will be unable to tell them...I would be laugh myself into an early grave.
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Who on here is from manchester england?
Man: Yes
Chester: No. that's not my name
England: I visited when I was a boy.
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IF YOU HAD TO GUESS, WHAT WOULD BE THE PERCENTAGE RATE ON HOW MANY AMERICANS SMOKE THE BUD?
99%...
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Isn't rape the victim's fault for being attractive?
Hell, no...it's the rapers fault and they should be tortured to death.
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Isn't rape the victim's fault for being attractive?
Hell, no...it's the rapers fault and they should be tortured to death.
Answer to:
Isn't rape the victim's fault for being attractive?
Hell, no...it's the rapers fault and they should be tortured to death.
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Isn't rape the victim's fault for being attractive?
Hell, no...it's the rapers fault and they should be tortured to death.
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Isn't rape the victim's fault for being attractive?
Hell, no...it's the rapers fault and they should be tortured to death.
Answer to:
Isn't rape the victim's fault for being attractive?
Hell, no...it's the rapers fault and they should be tortured to death.
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What's the weirdest place you've lived in?
In Dallas Texas...Damn, it stunk..
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What's the weirdest place you've lived in?
I am not going to state the street I work on, but i am a gentleman of the night..hahahaha
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What is the most sexually sensitive area on your body? Mine is my back...
Spine & penis
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What are the best songs to smoke to?
Any hip-hop song..that's all they talk about..besides "b****es" Shakin' N da club
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How long does it take to become addicted to marijuana?
When you can npt go one or two days w/o it.
Answer to:
How long does it take to become addicted to marijuana?
When you can npt go one or two days w/o it.
Answer to:
How long does it take to become addicted to marijuana?
When you can npt go one or two days w/o it.
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Do you reckon it will soon be possible to download your dreams to your pc?
It already possible for some...It's called "Internet Porn."
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If there was one thing you could do for someone right now, what would it be, who would you do it for, and why?
Would give my wife a jumbo blue-berry muffin, a huge rocky-road sundae w/ nuts/hot fudge/ whipped cream/ & cherries, the morning comics, a huge breakfast that consist of 6 french toasts/3 sunny side up eggs/ 4 slabs of bacon/ and a blue berry milk shake, and a dozen of Tiger Lillies....if the stores were open..
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What is meant by the term "twin paradoxes"?
I think they were characters on the cartoon Yugioh ?
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Do you use an alarm clock to wake up
Yes...
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Do you really think we are alone in the universe?
NO!! We have PLENTY of activty around us..Like stars, the creation of new planets, & etc.
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If all the world was paper and all the sea was ink and all the trees where bread and cheese what would we have to drink?
Pee!!!
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If someone has a go at someone on here for no apparent reason , do you think of them sitting at their PC and feel sorry for them?
I feel sorry for no one...
How would anyone get their feeling hurt by someone on the internet that they do not know?
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What music are you listening to at the moment ? ( I know this has been asked before but it's always gonna get different answers so I don't care ). I'm listening to The Foundations.
My some passed by w/ some music blasting about girls "tooting" their ass in a club or some trash like that, but I am not listening to it intentionly.....Im listening to nothing now
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Are you a nicer person on AB than in real life or do you present yourself as you really are?
I am more hyper in reality...
I know..scary huh?
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What is exactly is "over drive" and how does it affect my gas mileage?
over drive is when you drive over something or someone. Yes, your gas mile will be effect because you are driving..Damn i'm smart
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Pablo Neruda asked: "Where is the child I was, still inside me or gone?" How would you reply to him?
I would have told him, "Shut the fuck up retard & speak better english."
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Could someone ask me a totally incomprehensible question so I can give you a completely indecipherable answer?
Did Jesus have a chocolate covered dog named, Shoeapuyewae" and a pet pop-corn flavored strawberry that could fly?
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Could someone ask me a totally incomprehensible question so I can give you a completely indecipherable answer?
Did Jesus have a chocolate covered dog named, Shoeapuyewae" and a pet pop-corn flavored strawberry that could fly?
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If you fall off a tall building onto concrete, you'll probably die. So how come if you flick an ant off your porch and it lands on concrete, it walks away?
No only is it becuase they're skin is tougher, but God made it like that because he knew us human would be screw-ups so he limited our bobdily powers...That is why we can not swim like fish, fly like birds, dig like beetles, make poison like venomous animals, sneeze like snakes, kill like sharks, & etc w/o any machines or aid.
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Do you think your ugly?
Hell Yeah!!
U-nbelievably
G-enius & a
L-evelheaded
Y-ankee
HI am VERY U-G-L-Y!! And I ain't got no alibi cuz I'm U.G.L.Y.
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What is the simpliest object that you can think up? Mine eraser. Yours?
Vagina.....(strange & embrassing)
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What is the greatest politcial blunder of the past 50 years?
George Dub-Ya Bush's words:D
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What is the greatest politcial blunder of the past 50 years?
George Dub-Ya Bush's words:D
Answer to:
What is the greatest politcial blunder of the past 50 years?
George Dub-Ya Bush's words:D
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Do pretty girls fart?
Crap yeah..My wife farts all the time and it's loud too....I just jealous sometimes.
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Do pretty girls fart?
Crap yeah..My wife farts all the time and it's loud too....I just jealous sometimes.
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Where did you go if you ever nicked off school? ( played truant ).
I only skipped school when I was in the 7th grade & I always skipped school with a friend. We would go over his house when his parents were at work & watch T.V and play games.
But afew times, on the days he didn't have his key (which was always rainy days strangely), we would mess up out hair, splash alittle mud on each other, hide our back packs in bushes, & go to slightly...
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Where did you go if you ever nicked off school? ( played truant ).
I only skipped school when I was in the 7th grade & I always skipped school with a friend. We would go over his house when his parents were at work & watch T.V and play games.
But afew times, on the days he didn't have his key (which was always rainy days strangely), we would mess up out hair, splash alittle mud on each other, hide our back packs in bushes, & go to slightly...
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After your first kiss with someone, what do you do or say to make it less awkward?
I say "Hey, lil mama, dat was a'ight, but thanks fo' da slob exchange, but I'm talking 'bout slobbing on something else.."
Hahaha, No, I say different things, but nothing that's mean.
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I just saw the full moon rising, and it's a beautiful orange color. What causes that?
God
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What is your favorite kind of metal?
Full Metal Panic! (the book)
Fullmetal Alchemist..sometimes
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Have you ever written something on the wall of a public toilet? If yes, what was it?
I wrote
1.) "[My name] am takin a deep sh*t" while taking a sh*t.
2.) "Lisae has big fake t*ts!"
3.) "Felicity has herpes & crabs & sucked in this bath room."
And alot of false & stupid stuff.
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How well do you think you would get on if you had to get around your house blindfolded?
No well at all..
My wife moves things around in a different way daily.
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What would be a good comeback after someone says your gay
Say "Yup, gay just like yo daddy!"
Kids might say: "My dads not gay!"
He say: "That's not what he told me last night."
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People up north think that being called sir/ma'am is saying that they are old while people down south usually demand being called sir/ma'am and find it insulting when one doesn't. anyone else find this funny and annoying at the same time?
It's nor funny or annoying..just stupid. Some people, not just some southerners, are "disrepected" by traditional repect. It is primarily to "hip" people. My future kids better say yes/no ma'am/sir to their elders or I'll pop them in their lip.
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People up north think that being called sir/ma'am is saying that they are old while people down south usually demand being called sir/ma'am and find it insulting when one doesn't. anyone else find this funny and annoying at the same time?
It's nor funny or annoying..just stupid. Some people, not just some southerners, are "disrepected" by traditional repect. It is primarily to "hip" people. My future kids better say yes/no ma'am/sir to their elders or I'll pop them in their lip.
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Does ay body like pete wentz out of fall out boy
Hells no....
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Are you sometimes ever tempted to say "lol" when speaking to people, instead of just laughing?
Yes, people have taken it TOO far. People will even SAY "lol" in a face-to-face convo..It drives me insane..
A long w/ this other outrageous & lengthy computer lingo..
ROTFLMAO= Roll on the floor laughing my a$$ off
LMAO= Laughing my a$$ off
LAMFAO= Laughing my mouther f*cking a$$ off
and such...Just laugh people. :))
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Lights ON or OFF, Why?
Doesn't matter.It's not like we are going to be looking at the lamp anyway.
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Oral sex....do you including when you are having sex or not? if so do you do it or your partner or both?
Yes, I pretty much had to at the beginning of my marriage, but now it's a habit of ours. Oh well.
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Going without sex is called being what?
Being A dumb a$$...Hahha, no I'm kidding, It's called being "Strong Minded & Bodied w/ total control over your flesh".
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Going without sex is called being what?
A dunb a$$...Hahha, no I'm kidding, It's called being "Strong Minded & Bodied w/ total control over your flesh".
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What's your favorite sex position? and why?
It's gotta be between 69, coital alignment, and doggy style.
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If you're a virgin, guys consider you a prude. If you've got experience, you're a whore. What gives?
And what is wrong with being a prude? I'd rather be a STD & pregnant-free PRUDE, than a whore.
My wife was 24 when she 1st had sex & she did not care what other people had to say about her because she know her morals & standards. And that she was proud that she wasn't fast to give her body up to any & every one...it would have took someONE (not ALL) special.
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If you're a virgin, guys consider you a prude. If you've got experience, you're a whore. What gives?
And what is wrong with being a prude? I'd rather be a STD & pregnant-free PRUDE, than a whore.
My wife was 24 when she 1st had sex & she did not care what other people had to say about her because she know her morals & standards. And that she was proud that she wasn't fast to give her body up to any & every one...it would have took someONE (not ALL) special.
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How would you feel if someone told you they wanted you to be their first?
On 1 part of my mind, I would've thought that it would have been too much responiblity. That person would keep calling you & clinging on to you, but on the other I would have been honored to be the first to have sex with them.
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How important is virginity to youth today?
I doesn't mean a thing if you aint got that swing. And that is EXACTLY what the some youth of today believe, if you know what I'm saying.
To most of them, sex makes them grown, apparently. Just look how high the teen parenting rate is in comparison to the 90's..And it is climbing higher.
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I worry about how people perceive me because I spend so much time on the computer. Is that just a little silly?
I kinda work with computers, so computers are my misresses, but I never worry about what people think of me. That behavior is new to me.
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I worry about how people perceive me because I spend so much time on the computer. Is that just a little silly?
I work with computers, so computers are my misresses, but I never worry about what people think of me.
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What drug is this?-picking fights withwomen,extreme paranoia,secretiveness and thinking people are ALWAYS against you.
It's called "A Women's Estrogen Phase of the Cycle"
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What drug is this?-picking fights withwomen,extreme paranoia,secretiveness and thinking people are ALWAYS against you.
It's called "A Women's Estrogen Phase of the Cycle"
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There is a smart girl that i like and i'm kind of shy when it comes to talking to girls in person. what should i do to work up the courage to ask her out?
Get "gangsta"..I taught you teens like that..
Say "Hey lil mama let me whisper in yo ear & let me holla at cha for a few minutes."
Hahahahhaa, no I'm kidding. Just wait until she is alone and say "Hey, um..I LIKE YOU!!!!" and run away.
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How old were you when you kissed for the first time?
In kindergarden..
It's quite embassing really. When it was movie time & the teachers & kids were watching a movie in the dark. I took this girl in the corner and showed her what i saw my cousin do to his wife. I took my little clothes off & she did too & we was roaming like Celluar minutes. I am just glad I did not get he pregnant. I did not know what i was doing.
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What would Jesus do?
Just do it
Answer to:
What would Jesus do?
Just do it
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Why do stupid people get to vote?
Because it's American
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Do you sing along with the radio when you are by yourself?
Well, hell yeeh
Use the talents you possess - for the woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except for the best. ~Henry Van Dyke
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For some odd reason i am staying up all night and sleeping almost all day. what can i do to resolve this delima?
The soluton is to accept that you are a night-owl & howl to the moon...
HOOOOOOOOOWWWL!!!
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For some odd reason i am staying up all night and sleeping almost all day. what can i do to resolve this delima?
The soluton is to accept that you are a night-owl & howl to the moon...
HOOOOOOOOOWWWL!!!
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Whats the name of the street you live on?
9669 Areyououtofyourcottenpickingmind ave. Portland, Maine, USA 05103
Answer to:
Whats the name of the street you live on?
9669 Areyououtofyourcottenpickingmind ave. Portland, Maine, USA 05103
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If you were a sound, what sound would you be?
Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.....Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
a*k*a: A car wreck
Or
The sound Teletubbies make when they sit down..hahhah, it's funny.
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Where did you lose your virginity?
I don't remember..
Oh wait! I was in my, then, girl-friend's room.
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I am 16 years old. I'm still a virgin. Most people I talk to say it's okay to do it when you fall in love. Others say that you're suppost to wait until marrage. I want to, not for the experience but because I really do love this person. What should I do?
WAIT!!!!!!!!
Marriage IS true love.
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I taped a picture of my boss to the bottom of a glass ashtray, looking up, so I can put my stogies out on his face. Is this harsh or healthy?
Healthy...and funny...kinda
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I taped a picture of my boss to the bottom of a glass ashtray, looking up, so I can put my stogies out on his face. Is this harsh or healthy?
Healthy...and funny...kinda
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What are the effects of fingering?
Fingering what to be exact? But here are the bad things...
For tuba or wind instruments: A stiffness in the fingers, but the cure is the pop your knuckles after every performance.
For vaginal: You can easy scratch the vaginal wall if your nails are not clipped neatly (So clip your claws before you finger)/ You can easy cause a infection if your hands are not clean (So wash your dirty...
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Quizno's or Subway? which is your favorite sandwich shop?
SubNo's!!!
But yesterday I had QuizWay!
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Is it weird for a 13 year old to like music from the 70's 80's?
NOY AT ALL!! It's REALLY mature that a youngster would even REMEMBER songs from those times because that's is what some older people think that they (young ones) know is the dirty/sexual/suicidal lyrics and songs of today.
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Can uneven whitening occur with crest whitestrips?
Only if you don't place the strip on every tooth AND if you have perminate deep stains.
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I have really bad acid reflux. I have heartburn severely right now, but I don't have any more of my perscription and my doctor's apt. is next week, I have taken three pks. of alka seltzer(today total) and it's still there. What can help me right now?
2 words: Try Vinegar.
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What's the best Southpark episode?(Besides the original)
Though I'm not a fan of South Park, my favorite shows were when they made a parody to the movie You Got Served (Now THAT was comedy.)..after that, I stopped watching it.
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Who hre in AB think south park is becomin desperate.
South Park IS gettng lamer and boring. Yes, Agreed. When are they (Matt Stone/Trey Parker) going to admit defeat and call it quits? I mean, dudes, cussing kids/celeb bashing/ and movie parodies are REALLY getting old. Something tells me even THEY are getting tried of their own creation and just put 1/2 of the effort into it in comparison to the earlier episodes and now only see their jobs as a...
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Who hre in AB think south park is becomin desperate.
South Park IS gettng lamer and boring. Yes, Agreed. When are they (Matt Stone/Trey Parker) going to admit defeat and call it quits? I mean, dudes, cussing kids/celeb bashing/ and movie parodies are REALLY getting. Something is telling me that even THEY are getting tried of their own creation and just put 1/2 of the effort into it in comparison to the earlier episodes.
To me South Park has...
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Do you like AFI?
I only like Miss Murder...that's because i only KNOW Miss Murder
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Big fan of Death Cab, The Killers, Modest Mouse. What are some other good bands that go in that direction.
The Killers!!!(I SWEAR you will love their songs), Daughry, Blue October, All American Rejects, Simple Plan, etc.
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Who was Beowulfs victim?
It was first the Grendel, then it was the dragon.
Beowolf faught the dragon right before he died.
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Have you seen the winner of the 2007 World's Ugliest Dog? Could you love a creature that looks that ugly?
I HAVE THE PIC AS MY AVATAR!!!..w=Well, this is Sam, 'The World's Ugliest Dog' winner of 2003-04 (i think)
Isn't he CUTE!!? )R.I.P Sam)
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Have you seen the winner of the 2007 World's Ugliest Dog? Could you love a creature that looks that ugly?
I HAVE THE PIC AS MY AVATAR!!!..w=Well, this is Sam, 'The World's Ugliest Dog' winner of 2003-04 (i think)
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According to my question only one Answerbagger appreciates my immense genius. Why am I so underappreciated?
Do not feel bad..my question wasn;t answered either.
Not everyones questions get answered.
lol, I do not know you, but I'm sure your nice.
But by the look ot it..i'm not the only one that gave you points. See, someone appreciate you.
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According to my question only one Answerbagger appreciates my immense genius. Why am I so underappreciated?
Do not feel bad..my question wasn;t answered either.
Not everyones questions get answered.
lol, I do not know you, but I'm sure your nice.
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I am age 23 and still a virgin. For some reason it just never happened and now i fell really bad about it, and also my confidence is now 0. Can anyone help me with this problem?
So, my wife was 24. She told me the reaaons why she didn't what to have sex before marriage:
1. "Against my beliefs"
2. "Did not want to increase risk of an STD."
3. "Sex is a form of deep affection that is to be shared w/ someone you are bonded with."
4. "Sex isn't everything, I can wait until I'm 50."
5.) "It's...
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What s do you think of arrogant people?
They can kiss my @$$. Arrogant people are people like J.LO...and I hate her.
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Which makes better necklaces, Fruit Loops, macaroni, or straws cut into little peices?
ALL THERE!!! Just think about:
You can paint the pasta.
Eat the Fruit Loops.
And pick your teeth w/ the straw.
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To the males; when was the last time you told your Dad you love him...why so long?
At father's day when my wife & I visited him and my mommy. We hugged, bar-be-qued, talked about old times, and had a(playful)fight..I WIN, TOO!! :p
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Does it really matter if Tony Blair is turning Roman Catholic?
Well, it doesn't matter to me.
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Does it really matter if Tony Blair is turning Roman Catholic?
Well, it doesn't matter to me.
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If president bush just dropped dead right this second what do you think the world would do?
WHY THE F*** DOES EVERY BODY HAVE NEGATIVE #'S? IT SHOULDN'T MATTER IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE ANSWER OR YOU DON'T AGREE WITH IT, JUST IF THE ANSWER MATCHES THE QUESTION...YOU SUCKLING MORONS!!
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Could someone have a chat with me please?
Okay...What's wrong?
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I am not a a virgin but my girlfriend is. She told me though that she WANTS to have sex but is scared. I know that when we do it will bring out relationship to an unimaginable level. What should I do?
Oh, dude, I know how you feel, my wife lost her virginity a few days after our wedding night. The best thing to do is:
1.) Go slow as possible. Even though your EAGER, act as if you don't care.
2.) Give ALOT of physical contact (i.e hugging, kissing, tickling, ect.) This is so that she will not be so tense during sex.
3.) Let the environment (the place that you will have sex) be warm,...
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If president bush just dropped dead right this second what do you think the world would do?
I don't know about others, but I would strip naked, run down the street, and let my piece flap in the wind; all the while rejoicing....."WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...It's about f*ck*ng time!!!!! Oh, thank you FATHER!!".
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When I say dope, what drug comes to mind?
Powdered Coke....
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Does anyone read Danielle Steel books?
My wife does...She has her newest book, 'The House' (It's something like that.)
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What is your opinion of Google?
Google is lame as hell...I prefer Ask.com/Yahoo.com/Answerbag.com.
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Do you believe in interracial marriage?
Yes...very much so. So much, that next week (May 12th) I will offically be in one. YAY ME!!!
Can I have my wedding gift early?
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Why don't men wear make-up?
Because we are not insecure about our looks...well, SOME of us aren't.
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Why don't men wear make-up?
Because we are not insecure about our looks...well, SOME of us aren't.
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Why don't men wear make-up?
Because we are not insecure about our looks...well, SOME of us aren't.
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In your opinion can a guy and a girl be best friends? without having any feeling for one another.
SURE!!...if one of them was gay.
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In your opinion can a guy and a girl be best friends? without having any feeling for one another.
SURE!!...if one of them was gay.
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What not to say the morning after
Look at the woman in the face & say, "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN WOMAN!! WHERE'S YOUR MAKE-UP?!".
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What not to say the morning after
Look at the woman in the face & say, "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN WOMAN!! WHERE'S YOUR MAKE-UP?!".
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Would you please tell me a clean bad joke? I love bad jokes. For example: Why were 5 and 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Where do shepherds invest their money? -In Flocks & bonds
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Would you please tell me a clean bad joke? I love bad jokes. For example: Why were 5 and 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Where do shepherds invest their money? -In Flocks & bonds
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Would you please tell me a clean bad joke? I love bad jokes. For example: Why were 5 and 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a sleepwalking horse? -A NightMare
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Would you please tell me a clean bad joke? I love bad jokes. For example: Why were 5 and 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What kind of donkey do you find underground? -Burrows
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Would you please tell me a clean bad joke? I love bad jokes. For example: Why were 5 and 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What did the electrons & neutrons take because they had a stomach ache?- A-Tums
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Would you please tell me a clean bad joke? I love bad jokes. For example: Why were 5 and 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? -Cause he didn't have the guts!
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Would you please tell me a clean bad joke? I love bad jokes. For example: Why were 5 and 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? -Cause he didn't have the guts!
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If you could have just one thing that you could never lose, what would you want to always have?
My wife
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If you could have just one thing that you could never lose, what would you want to always have?
My wife
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Who was the last person you hugged?
My wife
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Is applying Vitamin E Oil (Pure form - 28,000 I.U.) helpful for skincare? Does it clog pores and cause acne?
I doubt it, but I read, a long time ago, that Vitamin-E also helps scars blend in w/ your natural skin tone....
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Where can I find cheap home furnishings?
The dumper. Go there when your neighbors move & you'll scrap up the BEST kicks...FOR FREE!! Not only will you find furnishings, but you'll find food from last Thurday, holy undergarments, broken toys, babies, etc.
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What poem or song inspires you the most?
"White & Nerdy" By Weird Al Yankovac inspires me to laugh.
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Answer to:
What poem or song inspires you the most?
"White & Nerdy" By Weird Al Yankovac inspires me to laugh.
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Whats your favorite type of pie (apple, pumpkin, cherry, etc)?
MUD!!! I LOVE to throw them in the faces of the local bastards (popularly known as "Children")
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Whats your favorite type of pie (apple, pumpkin, cherry, etc)?
MUD!!! I LOVE to throw them in the faces of the local bastards (popularly known as "Children")
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Subway or Taco Bell & why?
TacoWay!!! But today I had some SubBell.
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Subway or Taco Bell & why?
TacoWay!!! But today I had some SubBell.
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What are some good songs to play while making love?
"Lost w/o You" by Robin Thicke
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What are some good songs to play while making love?
"Lost w/o You" by Robin Thicke
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Why do some people on answerbag rate down completely innocent questions =[?
Becuase they are haters that should be eliminated from Answerbag.com
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Can I start my Life over even though it never really Began?
Yes.
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What's the maximum amount of ratings a question can recieve? Has anyone ever gotten that many ratings?
The # is unlimited.
P.S..Nice avatar.
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I bought four parakeeys fron a lady, two of them being white with some blue on their bellies and another blue. Now, after a couple of weeks, three of them are growing green feathers on their necks and a little on the tops of their heads. What should I do?
1.) Know that you spell parakeets wrongs. LOL!! I'm teasing.
2.) Take them to the Vet & see what the real problem is OR you could always find the lady & get your refund.
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I bought four parakeeys fron a lady, two of them being white with some blue on their bellies and another blue. Now, after a couple of weeks, three of them are growing green feathers on their necks and a little on the tops of their heads. What should I do?
1.) Know that you spell parakeets wrongs. LOL!! I'm teasing.
2.) Take them to the Vet & see what the real problem is OR you could always find the lady & get your refund.
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Other than your mother or father, was there a significant adult that made a big impression on you, good or bad?
Mister Rodgers (Not the guy on here). He taught me that using your imagination can be fun & that it can also spice-up your sex life when you get older.
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Other than your mother or father, was there a significant adult that made a big impression on you, good or bad?
Mister Rodgers (Not the guy on here). He taught me that using your imagination can be fun & that it can also spice-up your sex life when you get older.
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Other than your mother or father, was there a significant adult that made a big impression on you, good or bad?
Mister Rodgers (Not the guy on here). He taught me that using your imagination can be fun & that it can also spice-up your sex life when you get older.
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Do you double dip, single dip or dip more than twice? (like chips or fries into sauce.)
No, I dip to the left, to the left, then to the right, to the right. I just dip, baby, dip.
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What was/is your favorite after-school snack?
Ants.
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You are lougning around the house doing absolutely nothing. You are alone, and comfy. What are you wearing?
A thick coat of ash because i just got out of the shower & skipped out on the lotion.
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My brother bit me, and now its getting infected, what should i do?
Hang the little demon. MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs* MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, & a rabies shot.
MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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What is the first thing that pops into your brain when you think of Koreans?
food.
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What is the first thing that pops into your brain when you think of Koreans?
food.
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Why do black men like to dominate their women?
Not ALL Black males are dominate.
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What reasons have you given for being late to work?
1.) "Because I'm a man & I can be late if i damn well please."
2.) "I just got back in town from my mother's house. She recently returned from the hospital from a Gall-Stone Removal, Hip Surgery, Octo- Heart Bypass, 6 Finger Amputation, Corrective Eye Surgery, Smile Renewal Surgery, & needed a refill on her mental medications."
3.) "My finacee`s...
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How do i break my lease?
You could always...die. MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs* MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Answer to:
How do i break my lease?
You could always...die. MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs* MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
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Does anyone have any tips or suggestions for reducing or dealing with office annoyances?
Uh, Yes, I do. You could always...kill them. MHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH **coughs* MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Does anyone have any tips or suggestions for reducing or dealing with office annoyances?
Uh, Yes, I do. You could always...kill them. MHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH **coughs* MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Do you own an HD radio?
YES!! Oh YES!! And I love it!! My fiancee` gave it to me for Christmas. It also has XM radio on it.
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What is your favorite radio station?
RADIO DISNEY!!!
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Answer to:
If you could be in a metal band what would you play? what would you call it
MATTress_Boys
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If you could be in a metal band what would you play? what would you call it
MATTress_Boys
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What has India given to the world?
Nice rugs, Indian food, & something NEW to study(<--the only things that weren't stated.)
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Who on AB do you think you could date?
I'd date..If I were homosexual...MATTress_boy. He's quirky, witty, & refreshing..Just a flat-out people person. I LOVE YOU MATTress_boy!!..WHOO!! *flashes*
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Why are there so many Jewish people in New York?
Becuase New York was the closest place they could get to in the USA from the Holocaust.
*shakes head*..so sad.
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What is your left hand doing?
I usually don't tell my right hand what my left hand doing, but, it's assisting my right w/ typing an anwser to this question.
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Was Jesus crucified on a stake or a cross?
He died on a cross while eating a steak...The bible just forgot the state it.
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23 year old friend of mine thinks that he is in love with a 17 year old girl. I tell him that its dangerous territory but he doesnt agree and says "shes got the maturity of a women of 25. What should i do? I love my friend and I dont want him to get hurt!
As long as he isn't having sexual relations w/ her...it should be okay.
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What color are your eyes?
Green..And yes, I like them.
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If birds and other flying animals can. Why can't we?
We DO fly....in plane & jets.
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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)?
My avatar= Just something I picked that was ugly & strange.
My nick-name= My real name is MATT & I was sleepy & wanted to sleep on a MATTRESS when I was creating my 'AnswerBag' account & I'm a male (or BOY)
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Is it just me or do all the rebels die youg? I refer to people like John Lennon, Bob Marley, James Dean, Bill Hicks and many others.
Weird & suspectous...but true.
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I'm looking for a "family friendly" hip hop song to dance to in a school play. It would be good if it has a family type theme/message. Any suggestions?
Get the 'Kangaroo Jack' sound track...i hate it BUT kids LOVE it.
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What are some good smoothie recipes?
A stress reducer
1/4 cup of freshly squeeze O.J.
1/4 cup of kimi juice
1 nice amount of ginger-root
1 nice amount of b-12
1/5 cup of 'Noni' juice
it may taste a little wild..but it's GREAT for your system & well relieve you from stress.
P.S. Don't drink alot...it's get's you "high".
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I have a real problem with eating healthy and I guess its cause I don't get fat- but I know I shouldn't eat like this- how do I start to eat normal foods? my diet consists of ton of candy- I mean TONS!
My finacee is the same way. She has EXTREMLY high metabolism, YET she eats like she should weigh 689 lbs.....well, she use too. Though she found it complex, she now eats a WHOLE lot healthier...She started out small...a little abit of SWEET fruits and worked her way towards SEMI-SWEET fruits. For the vegetables, she ate corn on the cob, peas & any other veggies that is natually...
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Do you let your kids jump in puddles?
Oh well, I still jump in puddles...kinda....and I'm 26. OH COURSE in gonna let my future kids do the same. Parents who does NOT let their kids be kids....should be slaped.
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How many people think that smoking around your children is bad parenting.
YES!!...smoking around children/babies can cause them to get lung cancer due to second-hand smoking. A person of example is my old neighbor...she has lung cancer though she has never but a cigarette to her lips.
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What happened to all the avatars? They just disappeared.
I dont know.
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What's your favorite line from South Park?
What ever the last line is for it to go off.
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What are some really good heatproof materials?
Lead...lead also acts as an excellent radiation-reflectors.
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What toy best matches your personality?
Legos...they're fun!
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Why do black guys hold their privates?im sure you've seen this
Some of them do this because they think it's cool becuase a rapper was doing so. I noticed different guys does this as well...even females that wants to be male.
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How do you get a six yr old to stop swearing?
1.)Punch them in the shoulder.
2.)Make them eat Lima beans, baked cow's liver, steamed califlower, wheat-bread w/ thick crust, & drink un-sweetened Prune juice everyday.
3.)Tell their teacher to give them 3 hours worth of homework on the subject they find hard to understand or dislike.
4.)Make them take 2 ice-cold baths a day.
5.)Did not always them to watch T.V, play games, etc.,...
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How did, or how are you going to, tell your children about sex?
Now a days. telling your child early is a GOOD thing. I do not blame my mom for telling me about it when I was 4...I would probably tell my kid & NOT to have it when they turn 6 months & continue to tell them until they turn 29 years. To make sure they know NOT to do what they heard until they get 30.
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Did Elvis Presley have any soul?
Yes..We all have a soul... & a spirit....Some people just have a bad soul & a mean spirit.
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When you give out points to someone on AB, do they know who gave them the thumbs up or down? Is there a limit on giving out points on the answers and questions? How are theses things determined?
"When you give out points to someone on AB, do they know who gave them the thumbs up or down?"
No. All they can do is 'suspect'.
"Is there a limit on giving out points on the answers and questions?"
Yes.
"How are theses things determined?"
Don't know for sure, so i do not want to anwser...Ask a person named 'Singwell'or the...
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Do you like your country?
Yes. My, oh thus of thee, is a sweet land of liberty. Of thee I sing..Land where my father died, land where the pilgrims pride, from every mountain side .....let freedom ring!!
Do I like the ruler of my country?
No. Cuase he's a lying, cheating, son of a bitch...(<-- it's a song)
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Does anyone know a good Garage band and if so where are they from and what are they called?
Yes...Have you heard of a band named, "Gorillaz"?(I'm quite fond of them.) I heard they started out as a gararge band. you can go to Ask.com to make certain.
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Does anyone know a good Garage band and if so where are they from and what are they called?
Yes...Have you heard of a band named, "Gorillaz"?(I'm quite fond of them.) I heard they started out as a gararge band. you can go to Ask.com to make certain.
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What are some lyrics, lines, that you used to misunderstand?
'Secret Agent Man' was once 'Secret Asian Man' in my book.
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If i believe god exists, but i don't like him or trust him, am i still Christian?
No offence..but that makes 0 sense to me. When you believe in some one..you trust them AND have faith in them. If not..then what is the point in your belief? According to the christian bible..no..you are not a christian if you do not trust, believe, OR have faith in God.
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Do you like to go 4-wheeling? Or have you ever gone 4-wheeling?
yes/yes
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What in the heck is a golden shower? I heard someone refer to it and was to curious.
A meteor(or star) shower...When tiny meteors( or stars) fall in groups...I think.
Ask.com will tell you better than I.
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If an intruder broke into your home and tried to harm you and your family, to what extreme would you go to protect yourself and your family?
Kill the intruder!
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Do you like ducks?
Yes, I love the Ducks (Anaheim)they are the best hockey team...besides the Stars.
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How on earth did crazy frog get to #1 on the charts. I mean, who is buying it?
The kids (aged 5+) are telling their parents to buy the cd & request it on the radio, and the parent's are doing it like a sucker. I'd rather purchase crack for my kids than let them listen to that crap!!.The end result will be the same anyway.
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Males think of your high school and college days and the most impartant things were getting drunk and getting laid now as a father of daughters how do you feel knowing there are high school, college versions of you?
If there were little high-school/college version of m roaming about...I'd put flyers on the internet, billboards, t.v., phone-poles, doors, t-shirts, bumpers, buses, & park bences stating, "This is a sweet guy (arrow pointing to my high-school pic)...at FIRST!!"..lol. But seriously, i'd WOULD keep an eye on my daughter if I were you..you're doing good.
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Now if singwell's "answers" isn't helpful..Then what is?
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
THAT IS THE BEST QUESTION EVER!!!. Sorry I do not know nor do I feel like going to Ask.com & finding out.
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Who is the hunky 'caveman' actor in the Organics ad?
It's me. Though i'm the star, I think they have taken this 'Caveman' joke TOO far. The first one I did was...funny. The second...cute. The third & fourth...'we get it, give it a rest!'.
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Clicking noise when turning, change both L and R cv joints, still clicking noise but not as bad, what could be causing it. (1991 honda accord stick shft)
Stick shift? Oh hell, dude..it's time for an upgrade..LOL!! A new car perhaps?
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Favorite wrinkle cream?
Gillette products for men...well...they SHOULD make anti-wrinkle creams for men..hell, it's not helping EVERY woman that uses it. Now let's try w/ the fellas.
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How far from your home is your favorite bar? Does everybody know your name?
I do not go to bars (I do not drink liquor any more)I now go to a place where they sale juices & stuff & it's only 5 minutes from my house. And yes, they know my name. Ya know, sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came. You want to go where you can see, troubles are all the same...In all, you want to go where everyone...
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Parents of teen aged daughters how do you feel knowing there are high school or college guys dating your daughter? Do you remember all the sexual tension between teens from your day?
Yes, I remember the sexual tension back in my day(dude..it was only a few years ago,lol!!) That is why if I were you, I'd practice my aim w/ your daughters new college man.
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What's with that 'Random Celebrity Guy' commercial? Is it for ford? Is it like a trailer to the real commercial? Any ideas?
Though it's popular in MANY commercials (not just Ford), people use the celebs for a better raise in their product. I do not know who that guy is.
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Who's the best lead singer for Van Halen: David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar or that guy from Extreme (What were they thinking?)
Sammy...all the way.
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I have a 4 month old dishwasher, I don't use too much soap and it has Jet Dry in it and I ran a load with vinegar but my glasses still come out streaky and filmy. How do I fix this?
Stop using the soap...that is what the JetDry is for.
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Where can I find the pair of pink pants in this March's Seventeen magazine? [The website the pants are credited to, angryyoungandpoor.com, doesn't have them.]
Ummmm...the mall?
*looks around awkwardly*
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Grim reality of k-12 schools in united states?why are they facing a harsh reality is it there no teachers that want to teach anymore or just want to teach in certain school districts better money or better pay with better campus
EVERYONE knows that the poorer & "low performing" the district is...the more money the teacher makes. Somethings the teachers only look at the money in store instead of what their choice have in store for them. Some of them end up quitting due to the childrens behaviors & such...
What I have to say to them is..."HaHaHa!!!!".
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What three words come to your mind when you hear the word 'black'?
Goth.
(Black)Sabbath.
Dark.
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Is it selfish of me to want to bear more children when two of them have mental illness?
Dude(..er...Dudette), that's not selfish..that's kind. It shows just how much patience & tolerence you have towards children...There's TOO many parents that give up on THEIR child because of an issue the child may have.
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How can someone turn from loving and caring to nasty and ruthless overnight?
"How can someone turn from loving and caring to nasty and ruthless overnight?"
For Ladies: If they are having their period the next day. If they find out someone brought the shoes they wanted a day later. (Ladies....do not kill me.)
For Males: If the team they're rooting for lose. If their lovers decide it's time for them to turn vegetarian.
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Is it fair for someone to dock my points for revenge because I docked their points because I didn't agree with their answer?
It's normal for the human race to seek revenge upon others. But to seek revenge over some damn points (6 maximus) is just childish. Don't worry over ass holes like that....you'll get your little points back.
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Do you believe in/agree with heterosexual marriage? Should it be allowed?
Hell yeah, heterosexuals should be allowed to marry. All people should get married...as long as you're spending more time in your lover's face & less in mine! I better not make it do the aisle in a rented K&G tux & get word from the priest, "You can not marry your wife, due to your sexuality." I'll start smashing skulls open...laugh...then smash skull open.
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Did anyone see WIFE SWAP last night? This lady was licking the floor and her family eats all raw meat. Should CPS go in and take the kids?
If my mom saw that (I HOPE she did not) She'd be shooting at the T.V. like a red neck...LOL!
Now I've heard of people eating crap, but licking floors, eating raw meat, and being (literally) crazy is new to me.
It's funny & gross...but new to me.
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How do you deal with the insecurities of a bullying boss?
Quit then whip his ass for the bullying.
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Would you ever date inside your race?
My future marriage will prove that I will.
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Would you ever date inside your race?
My future marriage will prove that I will.
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What is the coolest nationality and why?
Hell i like them all!!
But the coolest ones I've met so far have to be Haitian/Japanese/Cherokee/Irish (my fiancee) & Italian/German/Hawiian (my cousin).
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Why is skin color variance given so much more significance than other color variances (eyes, hair, etc)?
I have no idea.
I saw on t.v., a darker skinned female asked a man for directions...he turned her down in a rather rude way if you asked me, but when a lighter-skined female asked the same question..he gave it to her and even asked, "Do you have a MySpace?"
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Would prejudice exist if we had no senses?
It would be the same. People w/ baises have no sense(s).
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Do you think that you get judged a lot about what nationality you are?
Before returning to Maine, I lived in Texas & Missisippi w/ my Dad to help w/ my sick aunt.
Becuase of my Dad's blue eyes, he was accused of being a nazi or racist & I gotten called, "Alcoholic Trailor-Trash boy" (& I have never been IN a trailor..LOL) when the kids found out about my Irish decents. I remember this girl always called me, "White-trash boy",...
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Do you think that the Jewish people, myself included, are evil?
If all jews are evil, then everyone else is, too.
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To you, what is the most irritating common racial stereotype about your race? Do people who think it know they are racist? Do you educate people when they say it?
I'm not annoyed by them....I find stupid people funny.
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What is your ethnic origin, or background?
My mom is Irish/Greek. My dad is German/Irish/Cherokee.
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What should you do if you wish your were white?
Stop it, we have problem like any other race.
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What are your thoughts on some big store chains refusing to carry a documentary about interracial dating?
I think they are close minded to a whole beautiful thing. No qustion about it.
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Do you think your ethnic group is accurately portrayed in the media?
nope
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My friend says that in 3rd world countries they use a yak uterus filled with woodchips as a boxing bag. I say that's rediculous because they don't have woodchips in 3rd world countries. What do you think?
I do not care about the yak.
But what does this have to do w/ 'Ethnics & Relations'?
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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now?
I'm 26 & 10 years ago I lost my virginity. My finacee has never let physical attractiveness or lust rip her away from her self-morals, religion, & propose. I respect people w/ reason & morals & only wish I had more of it when growing up.
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Do you feel it is offensive to refer to friends with slang like "Pimp" or "Ho"?
It's all good fun & games. Nothing serious.
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Has anyone said something racist to you?
Oh yes...
When I tell people that I love the south, people just ASSUME i'm a white-trash/ red-neck/ what-ever BEFORE asking me why...
(I love the south due to the weather, by the way.)
Dispite the times...some people will STILL have a racist myth imprinted on their brains.....so sad.
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Who would you consider to be a bad ass Hebrew?
My Best-friend, Auchie. Damn, that guy can punch his way through WHATEVER! But then again, ALL jews are kick-ass...aren't they?
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I'm worried that TV can influence people. I watched the Titanic yesterday, and after it, I put ice cubes in my bath and sank my rubber duck. What do you think?
T.V DOES influence people..like it or not.
I do not know if that had anything to do w/ you sinking your duck. Stop being fearful & dramatic. There are people w/ REAL issues not 'Playful Bathtime Fun' phases.
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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.)
My name will be...'Bandit St. Lancaster'
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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.)
My name will be...'Bandit St. Lancaster'
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What would you do if you were god for a day?
OR..I can just do what a do now....
1.)Piss people off to maxium
2.)Fart loudly
3.)Watch the game
4.)Eat
5.)Go to work
6.)Live like a normally strange hu-man.
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What would you do if you were god for a day?
I would end the world, and let my followers come to me SOONER for their just desserts.
1.)Their new name.
2.)Their robes.
3.)Their innocence FULLY restored.
4.)Give them a mate(to reproduce my army).
5.)A pat on the back & "Thank you"
6.)Let them begin to enjoy there enternal life with me.
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Do you find it easy to forgive?
At times, yes i do(depending on what the forgivee` has done), but it all(anger) goes away after while and the person is forgiven, DISTRUSTED & WATCHED, but forgiven.
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Where can I find the official list of latino and mexican birth names?
If you go to Ask.com and type in the question..it will tell you.
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What do you think of folks from India?
They are nice looking people and they cook the BEST cultural dishes. I JUST came from my indian co-worker's house for some dolmases, tabbouleh, hummus(it's kinda dry, but good with the flat bread), and beef/vegtable stuffed pitas.(I hope I spelled the foods right)
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Would you ever date outside of your race?
Yes. I am presently in a interracial relationship. We are do to be wedded in April 2007.
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Why do we know who the richest person in the world is, but not the poorest?
This is an EXCELLENT question. I fully agree to 'boredasmustard's response. And besides, it's harder to climb than fall. There are fewer people 'climbing' and more people 'fallin'. The world loves to adore wealth more, i guess.
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I'm 19 and i have three kids. Most people call me a hoe, slut just because i have three kids at 19. what should i do or say. to get them to leave me lone? and they call me a hoe and slut infront of my kids too.
(I'm telling you like how I told my cousin.)Well, ARE you a slut or a whore? Hell, mistakes happen (if it WAS a mistake). I could not give a damn if some one was to say i was a slut and THEY are not there to change my kids pamper, supply them with milk/formula, OR to rush them to the hospital when they are sick. You should beat the s_it out of the next one that call you that.
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Is it true that your sign can determine your personality and make a difference in your relationship?
NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!!....your PARENTS determine your personality, yet some people slip from under their parents ways. Do someone need to re-do their Biology classes??
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How is it possible for two opposite signs of the zodiac to be happily married for 40 years?
Dude, I know what you mean...I know what you mean.
My astrology-crazed aunt constantly tells me that my relations with my finacee` is a waste of her and my time. But, astrology was made for people WITH OUT another belief, but if you own another belief WHILE believing in astrology...How do you arrange to serve two(or three) rulers at once??
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Would a Gemini female and a Pisces male make a good match?
Yes it would. Do NOT let the 'stars, moons, cusps, planets, suns OR horoscopes' tell you if YOUR are relationship is negative or positive before it begins or ends. It(astrology) is more bogus than a 7 dollar bill. I'm in a gemini(me)/pisces(she) relationship myself, and I KNOW im in love with someone who loves me with the same (if not, more) amount of affection. SO F*CK THE...
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Do you think astrology really works, or is it just a silly myth?
NO, I do not think astrology is a 'silly' myth. I think it is a dumb-ass myth. I think it was created by some one who had ALOT of time on their hands and and NO life OR other beliefs popular by his/her fellow man. People DO NOT need the "Ways of Astrology" to tell THEM who THEY are, yet people just choose to believe it (and as a religion, also) as to actually HAVE something...
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Do you think astrology really works, or is it just a silly myth?
NO, I do not think astrology is a 'silly' myth. I think it is a dumb-ass myth. I think it was created by some one who had ALOT of time on their hands and and NO life OR other beliefs popular by his/her fellow man. People DO NOT need the "Ways of Astrology" to tell THEM who THEY are, yet people just choose to believe it (and as a religion, also) as to actually HAVE something...
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What's everybody's favorite sign?
All of them. They ALL have something I love.
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What horoscope sign are you? Do you rely on astrology much in your daily life?
Im a gemini. I couldn't honestly give a rat's anal about zodiac sign horoscopes OR "SUPPOSED" zodiac sign behavior...It causes you to A.)See the world as a freaking 'La-La Land' where EVERYONE act as of their zodiac sign B.) Prejudge people JUST because of their sign.
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Do you think Myspace is an un safe place for teens to be. Why or Why not.
Hell yes I think MySpace is safe (stupid as hell, but safe), it's safe for the whole family honestly , but their are dumb-ass-hell teens that ACTUALLY give their personal information & go out & meet people & the rules are (if im NOT mistaken)"Do not provide personal info"!!.
How STUPID can people(not only teens) get??!
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