Answerbag: Anonymous's answers

Answer to What hair gel does Mitt Romney use?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 14:51:44 -0800

What hair gel does Mitt Romney use?

Democrat slime.

Answer to Do you feel that poor peoples' only use is to serve as an example of what not to be?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 14:46:16 -0800

Do you feel that poor peoples' only use is to serve as an example of what not to be?

"Poor people" are the backbone of a nation.

Answer to Apparently Steve Jobs saved the economy?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 14:43:10 -0800

Apparently Steve Jobs saved the economy?

Saved the economy by manufacturing Apple products in oversea nations like China, paying Foxconn workers minimum wage with terrible working conditions? Don't think so.

Answer to What futuristic technology are you looking forward too?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 14:35:49 -0800

What futuristic technology are you looking forward too?

A bit disappointed with the replies. Was expecting some more mature answers.

Answer to Are there any nice people out there who just don't believe in god?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:30:40 -0700

Are there any nice people out there who just don't believe in god?

No. People who don't hold a religion do not hold any ethnics or morals.

Answer to Who is one person you would never want to meet?

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 16:14:44 -0700

Who is one person you would never want to meet?

Ke$ha.

Answer to What do you do when your bored at work/school?

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 10:12:21 -0700

What do you do when your bored at work/school?

Masturbate.

Answer to Can you define: Hate is ___________!

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 09:50:24 -0700

Can you define: Hate is ___________!

a natural feeling.

Answer to Guys: When your body and privates are touched by a lady, how does it make you feel?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 16:20:28 -0700

Guys: When your body and privates are touched by a lady, how does it make you feel?

Intimidated.

Answer to What are the consequences if I don't graduate?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 16:02:57 -0700

What are the consequences if I don't graduate?

Your question is vague in the sense that you do not specify the type of educational facility you're talking about. If it's about High school, then you will regret it. It is the most standard degree you will need in order to have a minimum wage paying job. Not only that, but it shows you were...

Answer to do you only learn from your mistakes or can you learn from others as well?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 15:43:35 -0700

do you only learn from your mistakes or can you learn from others as well?

You're cute and your blog is interesting.

Answer to Is it okay to talk bad about dead people?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:32:59 -0700

Is it okay to talk bad about dead people?

Yes, in fact you should trash talk even more.

Answer to What was the first language ever to be spoken

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:31:51 -0700

What was the first language ever to be spoken

Hebrew.

Answer to Do you prefer to give to others, or have them give to you?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:31:20 -0700

Do you prefer to give to others, or have them give to you?

Prison rule #1. do not borrow or lend

Answer to When should a teenager be spanked?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:14:54 -0700

When should a teenager be spanked?

Never. Spanking does not suffice in liberating the amounts of stress a teenager can produce. They should be whipped and ballgagged till they bleed.

Answer to Do you think its good to take stupid risks sometimes or not?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:13:18 -0700

Do you think its good to take stupid risks sometimes or not?

Risks cannot be classified in a level of intelligence.

Answer to Do I make you feel uncomfortable?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:12:14 -0700

Do I make you feel uncomfortable?

No.

Answer to do you only learn from your mistakes or can you learn from others as well?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:11:45 -0700

do you only learn from your mistakes or can you learn from others as well?

I wouldn't know how to answer this. I'm perfect.

Answer to Do you avoid individuals who smoke?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:09:12 -0700

Do you avoid individuals who smoke?

No. I get near them and pour gasoline all over their back pockets. Then I set them on fire.

Answer to Hi every1 how many times have u had a hang over so far in your life?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:08:15 -0700

Hi every1 how many times have u had a hang over so far in your life?

0. I've never intoxicated my body before.

Answer to Does a name, age, and gender make a great person, or does something deeper?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:07:46 -0700

Does a name, age, and gender make a great person, or does something deeper?

Race and gender makes a person 'great.' That is, a white male.

Answer to How can I (a girl) help a friend (also a girl) who is addicted to heroin?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:04:56 -0700

How can I (a girl) help a friend (also a girl) who is addicted to heroin?

Continue fulfilling her desire with heroine. Encourage her to overdose on it.

Answer to I'm 15 years old and I love being a "player." Is this bad? Am I too young for this?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:03:53 -0700

I'm 15 years old and I love being a "player." Is this bad? Am I too young for this?

No it's not. Simply because it's frowned on by society does not deem it "bad." Keep doing it till you contract AIDS or an STD of some sort.

Answer to Hey so where is everyone from? what kinda nationalities do we have here?

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:42:46 -0700

Hey so where is everyone from? what kinda nationalities do we have here?

New York.

Answer to what did the paint say to the wall

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 10:56:08 -0800

what did the paint say to the wall

stfu

Answer to Who or what is the biggest enemy of the mankind?

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 16:01:45 -0800

Who or what is the biggest enemy of the mankind?

Lady Gaga. Taylor Swift all day.

Answer to In what section would you most likely be found in at a book library?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:29:34 -0800

In what section would you most likely be found in at a book library?

Porn section. Mine has one.

Answer to What was Hitlers 'Excuse' for invading Poland ?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:28:55 -0800

What was Hitlers 'Excuse' for invading Poland ?

Poland was weak.

Answer to Guys who think taylor swift is hot... which has more draw for you, her looks or her charactor?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:28:24 -0800

Guys who think taylor swift is hot... which has more draw for you, her looks or her charactor?

Her character. She's not another disney tramp, but she's an individual. A gorgeous chick whose yet to commit herself to the foolery of drugs and public profanity. Overall, she's a great role model to today's youth. Did I mention she's hot?

Answer to Is this incessed ?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:24:15 -0800

Is this incessed ?

Incest is when you SHARE the SAME blood. And fuck that wait, wait for me.

Answer to Story of your life in 7 words?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:03:41 -0800

Story of your life in 7 words?

Killed mother; lived a very happy life.

Answer to How many men on here are against abortion?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 13:56:54 -0800

How many men on here are against abortion?

PRO ABORTION.

Answer to Can I get pregnant if he fingered me???...read description!

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 13:34:11 -0800

Can I get pregnant if he fingered me???...read description!

Yes.

Answer to Will you ALWAYS love your first love or still care about them ?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 13:24:49 -0800

Will you ALWAYS love your first love or still care about them ?

My first love was my best friend and although we might've ended in somewhat of a mangle, we're still pretty close. We often talk on weekends.

Answer to Is studying trolls (trollology) a possible rising profession in the future?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 10:37:50 -0800

Is studying trolls (trollology) a possible rising profession in the future?

Statistics show that Trolling ensues lulz which might get you laid twice a day.

Answer to Is it bad to not get along with my mom....

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 10:33:38 -0800

Is it bad to not get along with my mom....

I ended up accidentally killing her in a freak accident. Never got along with her at all. Shit happens.

Answer to What is your current internet download speed?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 10:26:51 -0800

What is your current internet download speed?

58 mb/s download 9.40 mb/s upload Commercial RCN line.

Answer to Are trolls funny or annoying?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 10:24:25 -0800

Are trolls funny or annoying?

EL OH EL at the AMOUNT OF BUTTHURTNESS in this thread. Just because debating ain't your forte, doesn't mean you have to hate on us you pathetic mudslime parasites. Carry on sacks of dirt.

Answer to Please help! read the description !

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 10:22:50 -0800

Please help! read the description !

He hates your ass for being a tramp. Stop spamming my inbox you dimwit.

Answer to I was raped 3 times by my 2 cousins wen I was 6-8 and molested by my friend's dad @ age 10. I still think it's my fault and I need sum1

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 07:54:49 -0800

I was raped 3 times by my 2 cousins wen I was 6-8 and molested by my friend's dad @ age 10. I still think it's my fault and I need sum1

Suicide/murder

Answer to Is there any way to improve my eyesight naturally?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 07:31:12 -0800

Is there any way to improve my eyesight naturally?

Pour semen in your eye.

Answer to I was raped 3 times by my 2 cousins wen I was 6-8 and molested by my friend's dad @ age 10. I still think it's my fault and I need sum1

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 14:53:11 -0800

I was raped 3 times by my 2 cousins wen I was 6-8 and molested by my friend's dad @ age 10. I still think it's my fault and I need sum1

STFU troll.

Answer to I am sooooooooo bored, can anyone help, lol?

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 14:50:35 -0800

I am sooooooooo bored, can anyone help, lol?

Masturbate. Or add me on aim ;)

Answer to What is the first thing a guy notices when he looks at a girl for the first time?

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 14:50:15 -0800

What is the first thing a guy notices when he looks at a girl for the first time?

Face. Tits, and ass. If there's no ass, :(

Answer to Which of these girls names is the best?

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 14:29:10 -0800

Which of these girls names is the best?

Meh, I'd go for Sophia. Shayna, Trish and Loretta sound black.

Answer to How should i pierce my own belly button without it hurting?

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:05:29 -0800

How should i pierce my own belly button without it hurting?

Don't do it yourself and go get it "professionally done." Don't go to those sketchy $10 piercing places either. The risk of getting an infection there is severely high.

Answer to Can a mom cause psychological damage on her son by yelling and being mean at him when he was a little kid?

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:02:50 -0800

Can a mom cause psychological damage on her son by yelling and being mean at him when he was a little kid?

People in the military are brave? LOL. I served the Air Force for 1 year as an aircraft jet mechanic. They're as pussy as they can get.Trust me. They're just like you and me, with a cool looking uniform strapped on them.

Answer to What does infiq mean, I got to see about this word in the domain name of www.infiq.in (Note : Its A Tech Blog)

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 12:57:12 -0800

What does infiq mean, I got to see about this word in the domain name of www.infiq.in (Note : Its A Tech Blog)

Not sure what it means but a simple whois picked up some irrelevant information: Domain ID:D4422441-AFIN Domain Name:INFIQ.IN Created On:27-Aug-2010 15:46:41 UTC Last Updated On:26-Oct-2010 19:20:27 UTC Expiration Date:27-Aug-2011 15:46:41 UTC Sponsoring Registrar:Directi Internet Solutions Pvt....

Answer to are people born good or evil?

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 15:01:12 -0800

are people born good or evil?

Either one. You don't develop a good or bad side. You're born with it. The mischievous shoves, punches when you're a child aren't so innocent.

Answer to Do Americans realise that they are the most hated country in the world?

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 14:58:47 -0800

Do Americans realise that they are the most hated country in the world?

Thanks. I love ya too. ;)

Answer to When I was younger I always got made fun of [by other black kids] about having dark skin.

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 13:42:12 -0800

When I was younger I always got made fun of [by other black kids] about having dark skin.

Pussy. Go die.

Answer to Which of the following are SCAMs to be avoided?

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 13:37:30 -0800

Which of the following are SCAMs to be avoided?

ALL

Answer to If you are of an appropriate age and it applies to you, could you say why you never had children? No upset meant.

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 13:36:25 -0800

If you are of an appropriate age and it applies to you, could you say why you never had children? No upset meant.

I was in jail for 50 years.

Answer to Why.... ignorant people

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 13:18:50 -0800

Why.... ignorant people

First of all, 'Ignorance' means: the lack of knowledge or education. If someone's judging your lifestyle or trying to have a certain multitude conform to their standards, they're obviously not ignorant. As odd as it might seem, carping and nitpicking takes somewhat of a brain. There's a reason...

Answer to Do you have unspoken ethics / morals / standards that you live by....

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 13:13:23 -0800

Do you have unspoken ethics / morals / standards that you live by....

Answer to Which is your favorite character among the Mario gang?

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 13:12:24 -0800

Which is your favorite character among the Mario gang?

LE WEEEE GEEE!

Answer to Can I use names like YouTube or Facebook in a story or would that be infringing copyrights?

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 13:11:48 -0800

Can I use names like YouTube or Facebook in a story or would that be infringing copyrights?

It would definitely infringe copyrights.

Answer to Why does B. Hussein Obama never use the word "enemies" for terrorists and rogue states, but freely uses it for his domestic opponents?

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 17:44:50 -0700

Why does B. Hussein Obama never use the word "enemies" for terrorists and rogue states, but freely uses it for his domestic opponents?

Because it pisses off those carping faggots.

Answer to Why are they removing "In God We Trust" from our moeny? Why can't we trust in God anymore? Would "In Allah We Trust" be preferred?

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 17:42:54 -0700

Why are they removing "In God We Trust" from our moeny? Why can't we trust in God anymore? Would "In Allah We Trust" be preferred?

Liar. It isn't being removed.

Answer to what kind of caterpillar is brown and black

Sun, 24 Oct 2010 08:14:16 -0700

what kind of caterpillar is brown and black

The "woolly bear caterpillar."

Answer to Why do so many people like Taylor Swift? She has an annoying little girl sounding voice.

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 11:58:12 -0700

Why do so many people like Taylor Swift? She has an annoying little girl sounding voice.

I listen to Taylor Swift. Her voice is pure innocence and she's overall gorgeous. Her last 2 singles however sucked major *****. I should also add I'm a diehard tSwift fan.

Answer to Would you have your pet's tail docked, ears docked, or cat declawed? Or none?

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 11:55:14 -0700

Would you have your pet's tail docked, ears docked, or cat declawed? Or none?

I declawed my cat and it was so easy. I just super glued its paws to the ground while it was sleeping. Then i grabbed a machete and just whacked off its fingers. It limps, but doesn't scratch anymore! Everyone should do it!

Answer to Can a mom cause psychological damage on her son by yelling and being mean at him when he was a little kid?

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 11:49:46 -0700

Can a mom cause psychological damage on her son by yelling and being mean at him when he was a little kid?

Depends on how much of a wuss the child is. I developed tough skin to my mother's insults at the age of 5.

Answer to If you were going to die in one minute, what would your last words be?

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 16:02:56 -0700

If you were going to die in one minute, what would your last words be?

Taylor Swift...

Answer to What was the name of the last magazine you read?

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 16:00:05 -0700

What was the name of the last magazine you read?

Hustler. It was a pretty good 'read.'

Answer to I had a disturbing dream last night about my daughter, details below.

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 15:59:32 -0700

I had a disturbing dream last night about my daughter, details below.

It means your disturbed and should lay off the pot for now.

Answer to CAN YOU MAINTAIN A STRAIGHT FACE AND SAY OBAMA IS WHAT YOU EXPECTED!

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 18:55:09 -0700

CAN YOU MAINTAIN A STRAIGHT FACE AND SAY OBAMA IS WHAT YOU EXPECTED!

Yeah. I can also say: Bitch ass white nationalists. We got a black president. CRACKERS.

Answer to Who hates miley cyrus?

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 17:24:38 -0700

Who hates miley cyrus?

Tappable.

Answer to why is it celebrities spend 3,4 days in jail for like cocaine or somthing but if it were any other person they would get 90days or more why?

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 17:22:25 -0700

why is it celebrities spend 3,4 days in jail for like cocaine or somthing but if it were any other person they would get 90days or more why?

MONEY.

Answer to Do you judge people by the type,age,condition of vehicle they drive?

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 13:34:03 -0700

Do you judge people by the type,age,condition of vehicle they drive?

Yes. Skin color too.

Answer to Should a 10-year-old Caucasian boy be punished for cowardice during a hunt by being forced to become a girl during hunts(long hair,nails)?

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 13:30:06 -0700

Should a 10-year-old Caucasian boy be punished for cowardice during a hunt by being forced to become a girl during hunts(long hair,nails)?

What does him being white have to do with anything?

Answer to At roughly what age does a man become a "grumpy old man"?

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 11:59:25 -0700

At roughly what age does a man become a "grumpy old man"?

The minute after he gets married.

Answer to did you ever meet someone that helped you so much,you would jump off a bridge if they asked you to? just an example

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:59:15 -0700

did you ever meet someone that helped you so much,you would jump off a bridge if they asked you to? just an example

My life's before others.

Answer to (Please) Give me _______.

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:56:40 -0700

(Please) Give me _______.

Taylor Swift.

Answer to Would you rather move to Internet Explorer 9 or stay with Internet Explorer 8?

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:51:24 -0700

Would you rather move to Internet Explorer 9 or stay with Internet Explorer 8?

IE9 seems to have fixed several security holes and seems much responsive. Although I'm a FF-diehard, I used IE9 and they really fixed things up!

Answer to what roles does my generation play in our political government?

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 14:57:06 -0700

what roles does my generation play in our political government?

You get to decide whether we remain in a stagflation, or remain in a stagflation; regardless of our President, we're becoming a shithole of a country anyway.

Answer to what roles does my generation play in our political government?

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 14:57:05 -0700

Answer to What are your thoughts on this Mark Twain Quote? (text within)

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 14:50:24 -0700

What are your thoughts on this Mark Twain Quote? (text within)

It's just another senseless post by another "highly noted" author. He's euphemistically trying to state that the same God that makes "bad" and "good" and chooses misfortune over those who perish; orders then to worship him. He's trying to dismantle Christianity by using the element of sarcasm...

Answer to You're in a bathroom stall at some seedy bar with a sharpie. What do you write on the wall?

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 17:54:55 -0700

You're in a bathroom stall at some seedy bar with a sharpie. What do you write on the wall?

&TOTSE.

Answer to Would it more effective to help poor countries "build to better code" before they need billions to rebuild after a disaster?

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 17:47:53 -0700

Would it more effective to help poor countries "build to better code" before they need billions to rebuild after a disaster?

Nuke them.

Answer to what is the most unanswerable question?

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 17:46:35 -0700

what is the most unanswerable question?

Where did boredasmustard go?

Answer to Do you think I need to lose weight? (Picture) Honesty please!

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 16:59:23 -0700

Do you think I need to lose weight? (Picture) Honesty please!

You're a troll. And need sex. Right away.

Answer to What is your favorite poem?

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 10:23:08 -0700

What is your favorite poem?

DULCE ET DECORUM EST - Wilfred Owen 1 Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, 2 Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, 3 Till on the haunting flares we turned out backs, 4 And towards our distant rest began to trudge. 5 Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots, 6 But...

Answer to What could be wrong with me? See description.

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 10:13:13 -0700

What could be wrong with me? See description.

Freaks of nature. Are you and your brother.

Answer to What will you remember when you grow up?

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 10:05:09 -0700

What will you remember when you grow up?

Fucking a girl when I was 10.

Answer to How to train a stray dog?

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 09:24:31 -0700

How to train a stray dog?

Kick it whenever it jumps up. Trying stealing other people's small pets and feed it as food.

Answer to Why does it seem that people worship God only for rewards?

Sun, 10 Oct 2010 18:09:23 -0700

Why does it seem that people worship God only for rewards?

Because of fear.

Answer to I'm 25 years old, I'm a guy and I'm still a virgin. I was waiting for marriage, now it doesn't seem worth it. How do I get laid now?

Sun, 10 Oct 2010 17:51:24 -0700

I'm 25 years old, I'm a guy and I'm still a virgin. I was waiting for marriage, now it doesn't seem worth it. How do I get laid now?

Get an escort.

Answer to sony ericsson satio or sony ericsson vivaz? which should I get?

Sun, 03 Oct 2010 18:12:27 -0700

sony ericsson satio or sony ericsson vivaz? which should I get?

Xperia x10.

Answer to If college isn't right for everyone than what kind of jobs do those people who never went to college?

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 12:02:06 -0700

If college isn't right for everyone than what kind of jobs do those people who never went to college?

College wasn't right for me. I didn't want to take 10 years paying out my student loan, hassle with more work so I got my A&P licenses. I work for JetBlue making $34/hr with no college education. I think I'm doing pretty swell.

Answer to What's the first thing the comes to your mind when you think of Germany, other than the two World Wars?

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 11:12:34 -0700

What's the first thing the comes to your mind when you think of Germany, other than the two World Wars?

Girls with hairy armpits.

Answer to Do you like Police Officers?

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 09:44:00 -0700

Do you like Police Officers?

Yes. Especially the ones that beat minorities and justify it. "sarcasm"

Answer to What's your favorite holiday to celebrate?

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 09:42:48 -0700

What's your favorite holiday to celebrate?

Thanksgiving.

Answer to Is this rude for a teacher to do?

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 09:13:59 -0700

Is this rude for a teacher to do?

Unfortunately some teachers become really annoyed when students keep constantly interrupting their class. Have you tried talking to your teacher after class and explaining her/him your issue? Sometimes it's better to be passive about these things rather than impose a bad image on him/her and...

Answer to what is the best laptop brand

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 09:09:25 -0700

what is the best laptop brand

As an experienced computer technician, I have to say I've had several great experiences with HPs. They're less likely to breakdown on you by hardware and the same goes for Toshibas. Acers tend to get HDD-faulty after several months of usage. The amount of HDs I've had to replace were just too...

Answer to I have Smith apples that have been sitting on the counter for 10 weeks and they look just as fresh as when I got them. lol Is that normal?

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 09:04:56 -0700

I have Smith apples that have been sitting on the counter for 10 weeks and they look just as fresh as when I got them. lol Is that normal?

Apples usually stay "fresh" for up to two weeks. The skin might be still in great condition but it oughta be rotting in the inside.

Answer to Why do you hate Justin Bieber?

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 09:02:57 -0700

Why do you hate Justin Bieber?

Although he was facilitated in his uprising, there has been quite an impressive effort done by his part. I despise his music and his trend-setting way of life, but the kid worked his way up.

Answer to At what age were you the first time you did the deed

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 09:01:31 -0700

At what age were you the first time you did the deed

13. Did it with my sister.

Answer to What are your thoughts on sharia law in the US?

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 09:00:16 -0700

What are your thoughts on sharia law in the US?

I'm quite impressive on how closeminded this community has become. Although it might be frowned up on Western culture, the Sharia Law has its different views elsewhere. To answer your question, the Sharia Law will never be integrated in the United States. The oppressive nationalists won't let it...

Answer to At what age did you decide what you were going to be in life? what did you decide? are you happy you chose that?

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 08:57:31 -0700

At what age did you decide what you were going to be in life? what did you decide? are you happy you chose that?

17. Aircraft mechanic. Currently living the dream.